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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KVPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah you are storage, but you buy the broncos.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I think they have a game this weekend.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes they do.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's awesome, all.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Right, excuse it? Home Man National Tattoo Removal Day. Here's
a weird case for it, kind of weird. Example. A
woman in West Virginia. She's in the news because she
preserved her husband's Steelers tattoo after he passed away. Yeah,
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she had the mortician cut it off of him so
she could frame it and hang it on her living
room wall. Oh who does that?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I did say it was West Virginia, right, Uh.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Domino's It became the first comedy to deliver pizza by
submarine submarineas a semi submersible watercraft. They did it at Luckness.
Oh apparently for some media stunt. But hey, there you go.
CNN just did a story on gen Z's hot new
makeup trend.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
You want to know what it is?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh, what's the hot new makeup trend? The tired girl?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Look? Oh, oh I'm so tired. I'm tired. What does
that look?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
So they wake up fresh in the morning and they're like,
all right, time to undo all this is.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
That the is that what they encircle the entire eye with,
like darks and grays and you know, mixes of grays
and blacks.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I've seen that be a thing now with you with youngsters.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I think they do that with a little bit more
on it. I think they add like the red baggy eyes,
so you have the dark circles and everything like the
masscrowse ice pop. But then they add the red underneath,
so you just cut that sort of right.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
It looks like you're almost ready to get tested for
pink eye.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I've been crying all morning when I have to be
out in public.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Right, you're so pretty when you cry, just much. So.
There's a spotted Times square forty first and seventh where
apparently your hair stands on end when you walk by it.
Nobody nobody is sure why it's doing it, what's causing
Nobody's like, can somebody answer this? But you apparently just
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stand there and now your hair stands up on the end.
That's not a good thing. I wouldn't say that, right.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I think somebody needs to investigate that.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I feel like that's some sort of portal about the
open or something.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
You know, if anything, it's a public works issue that
needs to be resolved.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Sure that too.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
More often than not, probably that, but or a portal
to another portal. Loki's gonna be like, what's up, y'all?
Oh man, you's all. You got arrested? No woman, my bad.
She got arrested after she had too many drinks. She
got angry, Well, she got angry at her phone, because
this makes sense. Uh, then she tried to shoot said
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phone and missed it because she's a woman and can't shoot,
And she shot through her neighbors fencing into his mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh uh, I would have thought, of all people, you
would have understood this woman's plight, though, Why because you've
had perpetual phone problems for the past few days. I
figure maybe this girl just got an update.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh if I'm gonna shoot my phone, I'm want to
hit it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well, I'm not saying that you wouldn't hit it.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Don't compare me to this blind betty.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I'm just saying that you've had phone problems. She's had
phone problems.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Right, right, But I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Yeah, Look, I understand the wanting and or desire to
shoot your phone, But then I gotta deal with the head.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
They trying to get.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Another one, and my phone's through work, And be honest,
I'm gonna tell you the truth. I shouldn't have a
phone through work. They did that years ago, and the
dumbasses haven't been aware that. I still haven't still use it,
and they still pay for it. So I'm flying on
the radar, man. I am not messing that up at all.
They've been paying my freaking phone for twenty years and
they just they're completely oblivious to it. So back when
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I used to run the place, I was, yeah, I
guess he having a phone, But now what are.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
They doing paying for it? Anyway, that's between us. I'm
not gonna run any feathers. I'm gonna let them pay
for it. So I'm not trying to get a new phone.
Because then they got a call corporate.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
They're like, wait, you have a phone, and I'm like, uh.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I don't know why why should not have one? How
about that?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Why haven't you stopped paying the bill? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Cause it's free?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
All right?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
These broke into Starbucks near Seattle. It's pretty cool that
kind of tunneled through. It's like an old bank robber scenario.
They tunneled through the wall of the Starbucks, like they
showed up at four in the morning to start it up,
or you know, fire the place up, getting ready for business.
And there's a there's a hole in the wall, and
these people tunneled through the There's a vacant shop, I
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guess adjacent to it. So I just came in and
I guess took all the cast drawers and computers.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
And I wonder, how about you actually get from Robin
a Starbucks. I don't think most of that's all digital.
Swipe your card? Yeah, I know, man, maybe not got
got all the cake pops.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Man, Robbin the Starbucks, and all I got was a
tip jar.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
A bunch of scones.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Let's see, there's a theater in Estonia that put on
a production of Romeo and Juliette with the cars and
heavy machinery played all the characters. Romeo was a rally
truck and Juliette was a red Ford pickup.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Okay, wow, that had to be awesome.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
And if Juliette was played by a red Ford pickup,
I don't know. I feel late it was a horror
version of Juliette.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Is that what would get you out to the theater
Willy of.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
A big machinery version of Romeo and Juliet. Right now,
it's still still not doing it. Huh no No. On
Sunday eightning, the officers were called to an intersection. Let's
see what they say. Two men were fighting now and
the rest report stated that a woman was feeding her
five month old baby, and they well, apparently this woman
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sees a guy named Robin Carr forty four walking in her.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Backyard and looking in the windows.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
She told police that Carr was naked and touching themselves
it approbably.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
While watching, she screamed.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Her boyfriend chased car before bringing him to the ground
in a nearby intersection.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
When questioned by Car, he.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Told officers, ready for this man, I was just looking
for a bathroom.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I will never do it again. Can we just let
this go? It was an accident. Sure, yeah, you buy
that man, here's a deal. I'm just looking for a bathroom. Bro,
the world is your urinal. You're naked, Go ahead anywhere
you want. Yeah, windows for a bathroom, shut up.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Like, I'm pretty sure that house he's going to have
a bathroom. You're not invited.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
But two people in New York State are accused of
driver to pick up truck with a child and a
stroller in the truck's bed.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh, say, this is soul.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Investigators found Lisa Mavery thirty two and Great he Maverick,
sixty one, drove out of the school parking lot into
the roadway with you with a young child who was
in the stroller unsecured in the bed of.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
A pick him up truck.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Just rolling around. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh, I mean, he's gonna be fine.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Doesn't hurt him. Look at it. He enjoys it. He
lacks fresh air.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Uh, we're just training him, man, training anyway. Both adults
were arrested for endangering the welfare of a child.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh, man, what't happened to him? He's in bed, He's fine.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
A man Fresno got arrested in South Dakota for transporting
over twelve million dollars worth of meth amphetamine. Wow dude,
he transported twelve million dollars worth of meth which, by
the way, is over two hundred and eight pounds of it.
Wow dude, that's insane. He was busting to South Dakota.
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How he patrol stopped the car because he was speeding.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
You idiot, totally avoidable.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
That Yeah, oh my god, man cording authority's a man
who was identified as forty two year old Alonzo Mana
Corona from Fresno. He got arrested, vehicles and pounding for evidence.
The Attorney General says the largest meth Caesar and Highway
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patrol history. Damn, over two hundred and eight pounds of meth.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Dude, So a deep rock jug of water is about
forty pounds. This would be five of those. I don't
know how math waves compared to water, but you gotta
think it's roughly. You know, ballpark, Man, that's long same.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That is crazy amount of drugs. Especially just be speeding
down the highway. Don't mind me. Notice to here.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
I just got the largest bust ever but state highway patrol. Uh,
just hanging out the back seat over two hundred pounds
of meth, kid lord, no wonder, I bet just ambient
air mix.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
He was high as a kite flying right, I'm on speeding.
I feel like I was doing like fifty man, what
are you talking?
Speaker 1 (10:21):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm doing one hundred and ten? All right? Here you go,
Krim of the Crep right here.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Krim did the Krim, as he used to say, We've.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
All seen air shows, heard about him. Some people got
to see him.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Some people you've got to, you know, be in some
of the stunt planes when they go do you know,
a lot of the sort of stunts and fly bys
and all that stuff. You can buy a seat, you
can you know, get one raffled eye or whatever.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Now, however, this came to be.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
This woman a backseat passenger in an F fifteen Eagle.
Apparently apparently this woman was in the back of it.
She ejected from the back seat while this vehicle is
still on the ground, is approaching the take off. Now
an updated video on social media. It just shows the
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aftermath of it. We watched the video. A little puff
of smoke is seen on the back seat of the
F fifteen is still taxing. The canopy han't been you know,
blown off during the injection injection sequence. It's lain by
the eagles left wing. The passenger it's kind of like
they're alive.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But crawling around on the ground like the like they're
in need of some medical attention. Uh.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
But when you read the story of a near zero
you know, or a no speed or no altitude ejection
has all kinds of dangers tied to it, and apparently.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
There's what's this, oh a fight this woman? Oh man
was she was apparently a recruiting officer.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Oh no, oh no, she was a recruiting officer for
the Air Force.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
So this was an odd the job sort of king
sounds like, yeah, whoops.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
That sucks. They say it's a very rare occasion, but yeah,
it does happen. When we see a video, you're like,
oh damn.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
So one of those like whatever you do, don't grab
that yellow handle. And she's like this yellow handle.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, apparently there's a there's.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
A big red button.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You know, it's a button.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, it's a big there's a red eject ejection button.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
She's a born button.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Push uh huh what is that? Push? Boop boop, poo
poo poo