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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KVPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
St y'all all stop, Yes you are stories about you.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Buy steal steal dealers dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Today's World Kindness Day. Oh okay, Uh be kind y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Or not wake up today and choose violence. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
You don't have to celebrate.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Seventeen year old drove into a golf course in Florida.
Not the best thing you could do, because well, he
enjoyed it a little bit. He did do some donuts.
Just rip it a couple donuts on the old golf course.
That's gonna cost you to the extent of about one
hundred and sixty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Ouch. He got it good though.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah. Oh man, did you hear why he did it?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
He was bored.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, that's what he told us, cause like, why'd you
do that? One hundred and sixty g's with a damage?
He says, I was bored.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
When we were bored, we used to go play in
the creek. Man.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Now, tear up the golf course.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Tear up the guy. We had a gold course. We
could we live roup beside a golf course. When you know,
at that age, my dad done moved on up. Still
isn't house today? Yeah, man, you drive on a golf
course and riffs some doughnuts. I'm sure it's fun, probably
gets you some likes on social media.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
But Duram, your dad still lives in that same house
on the golf course.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, oh still there.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I think he's Yeah, he's been there since I was
like twelve.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Wow, good for him.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well, no, it's a lot more run down.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
It had a pool when he first got it, and
it was awesome. It was awesome. He just let it
go to hell. Oh, I'm like, oh, man, do some
with the pool.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So he's on one of those golf courses.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No, No, it's a really nice I mean the homes
in that sub division. Everybody wants to get in Greenbrier,
like Greenbrier in Lexing, Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
It is Oh, it is nice.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
He just let his pull area and his patio at
the back of his house just kind of, you know, deteriorate. Okay,
because it had a dude, Hey, we went from living
in a trailer apart man to live in the highlight
bro We were we were like on the fourteenth hole
of a golf course, you know, and all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
We were from the community pool to our own pool.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
We only had it for like three three four summers,
but man, it was awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
It was That's the only reason we went over to
dad all right.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
New study found one of three Americans reward themselves of
something sweet once per day.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
We should just once? Yeah, just how many times? Scoop?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Oh, I bought a bag of those uh the Hershey's kisses.
That are the peppermint ones?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh mint chocolate. You're so old? How did you get
so old? Kid?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Athletes aren't the only ones who can be delusional. No,
parents are absolutely delusional. I'll see this all the time, now, man.
One in six parents of kids who play sports believe
they're raising a pro athlete. The one oh man, let
me tell you it is evident in every single sport.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Why is it my kid playing more time? I mean
it is hysterical.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
So you're you're you're still early to the game. A
little limited frame of reference, But which parents are worse
wrestling parents or soccer parents?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wrestling?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I don't think wrestling has that because wrestling is such
a one on one competition, you know, I don't think
it's you don't have the you know, the parents glamoring
for their kid to get his some.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Hey, man, I'm a kid riding the pun and shining
the beach. Let's get him some action, you know, like.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
A baseball team or a football team, Like put little
Timmy in, man, he'll clean them up.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Get team in. The body gets murdered. You know.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
It's like, oh, I just wonder if maybe the wrestling
moms would be very like.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Don't hurt my boy now.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I mean, but then again, if you're one of those moms,
you probably didn't put your kid in wrestling to be agen.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I love wrestling, man, because the coaches are hard rider.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
The other day in wrestling, it was like his first
day back in practice and a coach, who I just
I love his techniques. He's like, if you all don't
because when they say you know, stance, they all have
to jump in their stamps right. It's like a boxing
stands or wrestling stance or whatever. It's your defensive position.
When he says stance, right, you got to get on
like right there and there, and if you're too slow,
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the whole damn team runs. And he was like, stance
and some people are too slow, so the whole team's
running right.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
He does that number of times. Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I'm like get him, get him because it forces you
to listen. So he says stance and he looks a
writer at the moment. You know, Writer is the youngest
kid in the group. He's walking to another circle, right,
and he's just like meandering like dude, and the coach
just singles amount goes rider and he just jumps into
his stance like this. It just like automatically, just just
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like like ready to go, coach, ready to go. And
it made the coaches laugh. He's like, damn, that was
just too funny. He just started just like uh, he's like.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Too cute.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
All right, here's one of those stupid studies, apparently according
to a new study.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
As if you needed this information, what.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
About all the old studies, We're just ignoring all those
Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I feel like there was well you didn't need to
study this because it's very evident when you do it this.
There was a study that said shouting at seagulls well
makes them more likely leave your food alone.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Well, like, why is that a study.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Who did not know that shouting at seagulls makes them
leave your food alone?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Who got their lunches paid for the scientists.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I mean somebody did, because you.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Know they had to have the table over here where
the guy shouts, and for it to be a legit study,
they had the guy over here that didn't shout, right,
So did he just sit there waiting for the bird.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
To you're the placebo shouter?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Too funny, that's a study, like somebody paid for that, right,
So stupid? How about this? This isn't stupid. This to
me was a great way to show off for skills.
A man in Canada he jumped on a city bus
and took it for a joy ride, and I guess
the passengers were on board. He made several stops along
the way, allowing passengers to get off and on and
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off and on, and one of yours said, there was
actually not a ding on the bus. He did a
fantastic job, he said, his comic go. But at the
same time, it's serious or thinking, Well, nobody was hurt,
but as far as bus drivers go.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
He did a great job.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's so Canada.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
It is. It's just like, we know.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
You committed a crime, you technically kidnapped all these people.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
But but you know what, you did a fine job.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
And allowing them, you know, accident enter the bus and
you made all the stops.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
How would you like a job?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (07:04):
What do they say? What happened to the driver?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
No? I did, doesn't say it his doing.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
But he just pulls up. Oh, bus is gone.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yes, he's like, hey, where's the driver? Hey, driver, I
want to show you some Come here. He's out.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
He just have some mostakes. Chick fil A is gonna
be testing chicken and waffle sandwiches. Oh no, dude, that
that's that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Was it last year or the year before they tried
that cauliflower sandwich? This is this is the makeup.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Nothing says regret like hollow flowers.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
For every action, there's an opposite reaction. This is the
opposite reaction to that one.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Bro a chicken and waffle sandwich with Chick fil A
signed me up?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Bright Chick fil A syrup?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh you know what? That's good man. Imagine how good
prescription cheese would be. Wow.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Anyway, how about a record of bagpipers? Actually, I bet
this would sound totally cool. Three hundred and seventy four
bagpipers A similar in Australia and they performed It's a
long way to the top. If you want a rock
and roll by they did it break a record?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
How cool is that? That's a pretty badass.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I mean, besides shooting ladders. That's that's the bagpipe song.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I mean, have you ever heard of back that?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
There used to be a neighbor that lived behind me
that would walk out with his bagpipes and just play
it on weekends and it would just bellow through the
little valley there and it would you know what, it
was great.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It was awesome.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It has a very unique, you know, kind of distinguished
down and you just kind of appreciate it. Here's something
you would appreciate. Aman in Florida running from the law,
he I guess he he found himself falling through a
ceiling of a home, right into the waiting arms of
a SWAT team member. According to Shar's office, deputies received
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the alert about a stolen that four three point fifty
the chuck had been reported stolen in October, and investigators
say they were able to identify the suspect, a guy
named Keith Rogers, after he bought some lumber at home
depot using the stolen truck.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
They got those flock cameras. Yeah, man, a little blue light.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, home depot is a rat, y'all. They're ratting everybody out. Good.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I don't hate people steal trucks, you know, but that's
one of the spots you get busted nowadays. Sure, so,
deputies located the truck parked in the driveway. Obviously he
knew the costs were moving in on him. He hid
basically in the house, refused to, you know, to come
out to verbal commands. Well, due to his extensive criminal
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history and previous statements that he would get into a
shootout before going back to jail, they sent the SWAT
team in after him. Well, he's in the ceiling, falls
through the damn ceiling right to the arms of the
SWAP member.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
You gotta stay on the beams, not in between.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
How funny is that They're like, what little drywall comes
following you? Here comes the dude just right through the ceiling. Hello, sir,
all right? How about this guy? Eighteen years old?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
We had a story yesterday about seventeen year olds who
murdered their grandmother.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
What's so with teenagers nowadays? This is what happens growing
up so fast?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
No, this is what happens when you know we're not
allowed to fight and don't I don't know. You can't handle,
so they're not going your way. How about this man
eighteen old Mina, Florida. He tried to kill a pedestrian
after I guess he ran this dude down with his
car and then that was enough.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
He backed over this dude's head.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Oh yeah, and not once, he backed over his head twice.
Oh so he had to take it out of gear
put it back in gear. Not only that, he has
got the door open aiming for the dude's head. Oh Noah, Jones.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
See I look, it's a guy didn't know what See,
Noah's Noah's causing all the trouble. Anyway, he was taking
the custom of Monday charge to one count attempt of
the second degree murder connection with the incident.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And here's what's crazy.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
This dumb ass not only do that, he fled the scene.
When Cox found him, they got a warrant to search
his phone. Hones goud. Forty minutes after he runs this
dude over, pulling out of a you know, fast food joint,
he's googling on his phone how to cover up a
hit and run. Oh I mean, man, you talk about
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dumb moves to make Whatever you google anything, especially on
your own device, you are just you're giving him all
the evidence they need. Man, Right, what a dumb dumb
it says here you googled how to cover up a
hit and run.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Gee, I wonder why you just google that out of
the blue.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
It you need to put something like in grand theft
auto three oh at the end of it in Minecraft.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
But I didn't know you could do that, all right.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And lastly, a twenty one year old woman named Yasmin Razzo.
She was caught at super speeding according to this, you
know some states had the super speeder tag.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Right, she was doing Oh that's pretty fast.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
She was doing one hundred and seven miles an hour
in a posted fifty five mile hour zone.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
All right, all right, she's getting it.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Not quite double but almost.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
She was pulled over at eleven fifty two am lunch time.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Huh yeah, when the officer, why that's weird.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Now, I'm not sure why she said this, but again
pulled over, according to the story, over eleven fifty two am.
When officers asked why she was driving so fast, she
says she was desperately trying to make little caesars before
they closed at midnight.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's eleven fifty two am.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Okay, I wouldn't call this one very bright, if you
know what I'm saying. Yasmen's facing charge of dangerous and
excessive speeding under the new law that went into effect
on July first. Penalties for the first offense include thirty
days in jail and a fine of up to five
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hundred dollars or both. It was eleven fifty two am
and she trying to make little Caesars before they close
at midnight.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
She told the cop that.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Going so fast because I've only got twelve hours and
twenty minutes to get there.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, pizza, pizza. What a dumb, dumb man. It makes
some stupid excuses for that, my friends, is why they
called stupid stories.