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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KVP.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I and your show time for stupid stories salad.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, yeah, you are stupid stories brought.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
To you by steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
No minute ago, I mentioned his National Pet Bird Day.
I'm one of those people got pet birds. I guess
I got pet chickens.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh yeah, yeah you are.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
They're not in the house, but god, they make a
mess of the yard. They're free Roman chickens. You know
what we found out yesterday? We have turkeans Turkans, uh huh.
We have four turkans.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Is that a turkey chicken hybrid?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
No? No, it sounds like that, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Because Monica was like, honey, we got turkins, and I'm like, yeah,
it's turkey. Is just a kind of chickens, a breed
of chicken. But they don't grow neck feathers very well.
Like there's they're almost nine months old, so their necks
are a little still exposed if you.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Will, you know, about two inches of it, right.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
So they don't grow neck feathers for forever. Some of
them fill in a little bit, but they do that
so they're better and more efficient egg layers.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Who do we need to talk turns?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Who do we need to talk to about getting their
name officially changed because that is not the right name
for them.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like some sort.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Of like a bare neck chicken would be a much
better name than a turkan.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Right, skinny neck? Oh there, the skinny neck breed.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Because when you said that, I was like, oh, you've
got turkeys of some sort.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Not at all.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
No, it's just chickens with no neck feathers. Turkeys of breed.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
New name.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Come on, I mean, relax, it is just kind of chicken.
They're okay, there's tons of them anyway. I thought that
was kind of funny. All right, what else we'll see?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
A prominent sixty two year old chef was arrested last
week in California after you rob three San Francisco banks
in a single day.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Wow, that's pretty good, chef.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I always want to rob a bank, I just don't
want the consequences. A young Russian woman, so this is weird.
She literally sold her soul for eleven hundred and eighty bucks.
She used that eleven hundred and eighty bucks to buy
a the Boo Boo Dog collection, oh and a concert ticket.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I don't think it was worth it. Lady.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I'm just saying, she say who bought it? She made
a pack with the devil?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
The devil?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yeah, where'd you get the money from?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Right? Right? I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
A man was arrested.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
A man was arrested in Arizona after urinating one people
during a Demon Slayer movie screening. Oh no, hey, say
to say he was in the stream, scoop, shut up.
Prenapster on the rise, okay, especially among younger women.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh really? Any reason for that? I don't know, they
got more stuff.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Maybe they're marrying younger women. I'm not sure who they're
does that mean?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
So just the headline prenaps are on the rise, especially
among younger women, is that the younger women that are
getting prenaps?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
You think that's what the hell makes sound like? Yeah,
the younger women have a bunch of astats that were
not Is that.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Saying that younger women are just willing to accept them
and sign them?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh yeah, that could be the case as well.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Should take that two ways. We'll try to give some clarity.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Nearly seven and ten Americans suffer from travel dysmorphia. Care
to know what travel dysmorphia is?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
What is travel dysmorphia.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I'm glad you ask you. That's the feeling that they haven't.
I've seen enough of the world compared to others. Would
y'all shut up? God, I mean take a bike to
our online or something. That's what you're working for. You
gotta work, you gotta bust your butts. You can go
see the world.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Right anyway?
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Uh, Costco is issuing a recall ready because bottles of
Kirkland prosecco in twelve states. I guess the bottles just
spontaneously shatter.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's never good.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I did see. Do not take them back to the store.
They said, put it in a paper bag, and then
put that paper bag inside a plastic bag.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Jeez, and then throw it away.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh, just take your seat back.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I think so. I think that's the case, all right.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I mean, spontaneously anything is kind of it's a risk
I'm willing to have, right, just because it's God. It
provides so much. It's just a big you're a fun
for anything. Hey, I think it spontaneously shatter at these time? Well,
we better drink it now.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
We're on stand by waiting.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Anytime something can spontaneously combust, What do you do. You
sit there and just look at it.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Do it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
We'll doing waiting for this thing to spontaneously combust. Man,
We'll throw a match on it. Let's help it out,
all right. So y'all know about the World Stone Skimming Championship.
Probably not because what the is that every guy every
man has ever had a son.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
But boy, let me show you something, career.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Watch this and throw a rock and it skips couple
times across the water and you're like, what, you just
made a rock bounce off water?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
How'd you do that? It's amazing. My kids still are
fascinated by it.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Can they do it?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
But now they because they see me skip so many rocks,
they think they can just hand me anything and I
can skip it. It's like, yo, that is not You
can't hand me a cinder blog. Expect me to skip
that thing.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I would imagine it's not gonna be too long. And
they've already gone through all the good stones.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
You have to go way out, you know, because the
just all the round stones, flat stones, they've all been harvested. Man,
they're already in the bottom of the pond.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
The World Stone Skimming Championship. It was rocked see what
we did by a cheating scandal. Some competitors were found
using a quote suspiciously circular.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Stone for their rocks.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
So in case you didn't know anything about skipping stones
or stone skimming as they like to call it in
the Big Games, Uh, you know that the well one
of the tricks is finding a nice flat, round stone.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Sure, and the rural estate.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
The stone must come from naturally occurring island slate, or
fit through a device called the Ring of Truth.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
The Ring of Truth.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Sounds like a superhero like you know right there with
the lasso from Wonder Woman. Anyway, it can be no
bigger than three inches in diameter. And here's apparently what happened.
The championships organizers said that when the offenders were caught,
they held their hands up. We've been we've been told
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that there's a cheaterah amongst us and.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Dudes like ah shokes Man.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I knew we wouldn't get by with it had it
not been for those meddling kids. So there was a
little bit of the stone doctrine, if you will. They'd
shaped it so that it was perfectly circular and fitted
our three inch measure. The judge stated the problem was
we didn't just notice at the time that they were
(08:00):
suspiciously circular.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
They were perfect, and they made them.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
The event isel in Scotland. It was ultimately this year
won by an American. Oh, America, baby. I guess how
many times he skipped the stone?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Is that how they counted as? By how many? How
many hits it takes? Not distance?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Well, it's distance, okay, But I guess how far he
was able to do this?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Fifty meters five hundred and eighty feet, y'all.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Five that's almost two football fields, right, That's a pretty
damn good skip.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
The competition doesn't involve millions in winnings. It's held annually
to raise money for local causes, including.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
A bunch of community projects and charities.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
The organizers added that they will quote moved to an
even greater event next year.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Despite this year's cheating. They won't let that hold him.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Back at the Stone Skimming Championships.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I mean, honestly, I wouldn't mind having two competitions there.
You could have the one that with the manufactured stones
and one with natural stones, because I'd like to see
how far? What is you know, if you had the
absolute perfect rock?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, what what's that?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I skipped one all the way across my pond. Okay,
my pond's three hundred feet.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
That's a good distance.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
But you know those money stones, man, just money, They're perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I mean, if you're just walking around someplace that doesn't
have a pond and you see one, that's the first
thing you'll say about a rock. Yeah, well it's a
good skipping rock. I'd be good for skipping.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Right, or in this case, skimming pinky out. A former
Mount Laurel police officer faces twelve years in prison for
hacking into a social media account. Well he did so,
was several women, and he found nude images and he
kept them, kept a bunch of them for himself, and
(10:03):
he sent a bunch of them out to victims well
of social media stuff, for example.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I don't know why this dude wouldn't think he got caught.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
His name is Aaron Taylor. He was sending earlier this month.
He basically they sent the court. This woman's prosecutor, Lechia Bradshaw,
said this was an extremely nightmarish invasion of privacy for
these victims. It was made even more egregious by the
fact that this person who was terrorizing these young ladies
(10:34):
was a law enforcement officer. This woman who was first
to report it, said that her Snapchat Facebook accounts had
been hacked into and her new photos were sent to
all of her Snapchat contacts and messaged to Facebook friends
m and then it was.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Posted to her Facebook account. Damn.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
He goes on to say, why on duty, this patrol
officer that's got in tailor gains.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
In illegal computer activity from.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
His personal devices. He resigned from the department after his
suspicion and measures were stacking up against him and looked
like he was gonna get fired. So what I mean, bro,
you can't send those all contacts and post up like
you know you're gonna get busted on that.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
And here a colls crazy, all right?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
So Taliban leaders, well they banned fiber optic internet service
to quote prevent in more morality.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Now here's what's crazy.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
There was no longer cable internet and a bunch of
these cities that I might try to pronounce.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
They said.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
It was order of a quote complete ban end quote.
They say further down the story, quote, this measure was
taken to prevent in morality and an alternative will be
built within the country tree for necessities end quote.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Wow, damn, that's that's some control.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
And lastly, twenty four year old woman out of Tampa
got arrested.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
This is what she did.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Man, she drove the wrong way on the Imagine so
imagine this is on I four. But I four is
to Tampa like I twenty five is to Denver. Sure, okay,
I'm gonna cut right through the heart of it, right
around the side of it.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
It's an interstate.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
I drive every single time when I'm getting, you know,
from my airport, dropped to the hotel.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I'm on it all time.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
So to think that this woman, apparently she went the
wrong way on the interstate, she sidi swiped the cop car.
She claimed that her husband was driving, but obviously it
was clear to the police officers that he wasn't because
this occurred just after two thirty in the morning Saturday morning.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Uh, they just.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Released chess cam footage of it. And man, this woman
was out of it. She was doing sixty miles an
hour on the shoulder in the wrong direction. She wouldn't
pull over. She side swiped the cop when it got
in her way, So they put a cop car there
to try to get her to stop, and she just
barely glanced off of it. Then the cop behind her
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to the pit maneuver. Then they boxed her in. Once
she was out of the car, they asked her she
realized she was going the wrong way on the interstate,
and she said this interstate. She also tried to claim
that her husband was driving. I almost seem like she
believed it, but they knew that wasn't true because she
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was the only one in the car.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I love that she tried to lay that on her husband.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh, my husband was definitely driving.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Why are you trying to throw me under the bus, honey? Damn.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
She eventually admitted that she had a couple of drinks.
The breathalyzers showed that she was more than twice the
legal limit. Now she's facing these charges, multiple charges driving
on the influence, agurated, fleeing, eluting, fleeing at a high speed,
and the.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
List goes on, don't be a dummy.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Like damn, And she has to deal with the wrath
of her husband now.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Right, honey, Why are you doing me dirty like that?
Like her husband's like dope? I was just at home man,
catching up on work or watching the movie.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
I already got a dui. I know better than to
be out on the road.