Woman gets arrested for selling body parts out of a funeral home

Woman gets arrested for selling body parts out of a funeral home

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they face plant, twist their kneesand ankles and ligaments yeah, just
jacks them up. Funny for aminute, though. Sure, um,
all right, did you know thatwomen have more guts than men? There's

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a new studies says that women havelonger small intestines. I just kid help
him perhaps deal with stress better.I don't see that being a reality though,
because uh, I date women,having my life and ironically married to
one now. And uh, I'lltell you when it comes to handling stress,
I don't know that I would callwhat they do better. I'm just

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saying stress. I don't know wherethey draw the line there, but oh
whatever. Um. A Minnesota statesenator became a superstar of social media after
he voted shirtless while while lying inbed. He did during his I guess
the zoom meeting. Turns out thathe's a truck driver and he worked until

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five am the night before, buthe was elected. He did his deal
from bed. Apparently people people lovedit. Oh, there's a there's a
sad new fashion trend. You guysready for? This is the new fashion
trend. Oh dude, we needa drum roll, and we're a big
time show. We do our ownsound effects here, So here we go.

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Drum roll for the new fashion trendfor men, men getting perms.
Oh so it's an old trend comingback around. Yeah, yeah, I
never get this in It seemed likein late eighties, early nineties, uh,

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despot, Like when I was gettingout of high school, there was
this thing where where guys would getguys would get perms in the back of
their head, and it was justthe it was weird. It was just
the back. I think, God, I didn't need when I had had
curly, wavy hair, but alot of my friends would get this crazy
perm and it would just be likelike literally the back of the head.

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Well we did that with you onetime. Yeah, yeah, I did
get a perm mullet. Trying tothink what it was. I think it
was a Valentine's Date date that Iwas going on and we were like,
we need to get you a makeover. Yeah, and we perm Scoop's mullet,
and man, I never forget thatperm smell. Oh. Mom used
to have that all times. Mysister used to do those home perms,

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and I was like, God,that's just awful. Anyway, men getting
perms is back. It's back.Oh my god. Can you imagine if
you go out and get a permwe want a picture of it. Send
her on in scoop at KPP.Morgan Wallens the old perm mullet is back.

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That's crazy. Everything's cyclical. Um, all right, there's a new
scam that starts with a wrong number. Text from people who are very very
very polite and apologetic, and theyoften start the text message with just a
high or whatever, but they scamyou into giving them money or whatever.

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Just look out for it. There'sso many stupid scams out there, um,
speed of this. There's a femalefootball star. Her name is Sidney
Lacrux or Larreaux anyway, EA Sports. She is on a game on EA
Sports. She's an athlete, she'sa female footballer, um, and she

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has called EA Sports to deflate herboobs, deflate her on the m FIFA
what game I guess or whatever.Her likeness is in the game, and
apparently she has. She's hit theheadlines recently after expressing outrage over her parents

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on whatever this looks like FIFA twentythree. It's the big international soccer game,
not here in America but worldwide,one of the top sellers of all
time, and apparently she says thatthe game has made her a little too
chesty and she wants in the shrinkerboobs. But I don't know. I'm

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seeing these pictures where boobs look prettyinflated in several awards shows and things like
that, so she's not afraid toshow them off. I don't know why.
The picture of the of this onein a jersey, I don't know,
it doesn't look too chesty. She'slike she would unders say, oh,
they have the headband, the braid, the neck tattoo, they overly

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plucked the eyebrows, and somebody evenmade me chesty. He flap my boobs
at bit or put a different jerseyon. I'll keep the brows at this
point, That's what I said.I mean, is she really that much
chestier than what she really isn't inreal life? Doesn't seem to be.

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I don't know. There's a lotof lazy out there to be proud of
having that, I know. Butnow they're like, oh maybe two chet
relax, shut up Jesus all right, So this is kind of creepish.
So talking about weird side hustles.If you have a weird side hustle,
we love Noah Like this to meis a very very very weird side hustle.

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So, a former mortuary worker fromLittle Rock, Arkansas is facing all
kinds of charges now for stealing bodyparts and selling them through Facebook. Her
name is Kanda Scott. She's thirtysix. She worked for a company that
provided the University of Arkansas with couldaverfor medical research. Well, last year

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they got a well, cops gota tip about this girl got a tip
literally about this woman who was sellingbody parts to a guy in Pennsylvania,
and she was sending them through themail. She allegedly got in touch with
him through a Facebook group called Odditiesthat sells a kinds of weird stuff.

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You heard about this Facebook group?If not, but I will now anyway.
Oddities sells a bunch of wild stuff. Her initial message to this guy
was that she loved his work andquote, just out of curiosity, would
you know anyone who was in themarket for a fully intact, embombed brain

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end quote, She said, thisdude who looks like a freak. She
said, this guy that message.Well, over the course in nine months,
she mailed this dude twenty boxes ofbody parts. Here's some of them.
She mailed him an ear she meltedin a full on arm just from

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the shoulder down with everything attacked.Like everything there just a human arm with
a hand on it, creepy lungs, livers, kidneys, another set of
hands, skulls, and she soldthis dude a full on human head.
Wow, creepy. This guy paidthis lady over ten thousand, nine hundred

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dollars. Oh yeah, yeah.Now both of them have been arrested.
She's pleading not guilty of twelve countsof mail fraud, wire fraud, and
transportation of stolen property. Now hermuck shot looks pretty normal. But this
dude, this guy is crazy.He's got half of his face completely tattooed,

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including his eyeball. Yeah, andthe other half completely normal, like
this dude named Jeremy Polly. He'sforty. He's got metal spikes implanted in
a scalp. Like I said,this right eyeball is tattooed, so the
whole right side of his head.You can see how she was pretty confident

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that this guy was not a cop. Oh Like, even an undercover cop
doesn't go that far under half hisface his dragon scale tattoos. So yeah,
I'd say safe to say he's ofthe criminal mindset, you know,
not a guy you want to takehome a mom, look at me.
I want you to meet my newboyfriend. Holy Molly, giving a bad

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name to all those people's big,big old face tattoos. Yeah, you
give it a bad name of peoplewith right eyeball tattoos. I mean really,
this is a whole another level.Man with the eyeball tattoo, Like,
Uh, you're you're you're that person. You're you're that off the deep

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end you got on that far downthe rabbit hole. You got your eyeball
tattooed. Nah, same kind ofperson. What's by human brain? Right?
Right? You'll send me a longliver? How about an arm?
So? Uh somewhat related note theuh the ladies that lived across the street
from my parents. She died nottoo long ago, and they had a
state sale. Her ex husband wasa doctor and they had a baby skeleton

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and they had multiple multiple people kindof quote fighting over it went for over
a thousand dollars. Uh. Yeah, had a full spinal cord on a
different one that also got a lotof attention. Yeah that's creepy fun stuff
at the estate sale. But um, anyway, they're both looking at serious

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jail time. Um. All right, So here's another this is getting scary.
Here's another story about AI and thesecrazy scams that people were put together
nowadays. So this woman shared herhorrific story about somebody trying to scam her
grandfather. They used AI to mimicher brother's voice, her younger brother,

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and it was a call placed theirgrandfather. So the grandfather gets called imitation.
On the other side of the phonecall is that of her younger brother,
saying that he was apparently in alot of trouble, asked the grandfathers
sending a bunch of cash. Hewas gonna go to jail. He needs

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bail money and all this other stuff. And it's all done with AI and
all part of this new way toscam a lot of older people and grandparents.
Right of course, Grandpa's gonna belike, I gotta get you out
of jail, son, right,especially when they say that they're, you
know, in a lot of alot of trouble and I need your help

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and blah blah blah blah. It'sall in the voice of her you know,
younger brother. Grandfather doesn't know,he's just trying to help out,
you know, it's like due.This is becoming more and more common.
So just maybe there's a password heset up. Maybe there's some way that
I don't know, you give aclue as to whether or not it's really
them, because I'm telling you,we've seen there's been a story every week

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about this over the last couple ofmonths. Now, right, they're gonna
go pay bay, I would gopay it in person, right, All
right, there's apparently there's a seriesof TikTok so I don't know if you
guys are on TikTok, but there'sa there's an account called Unethical Life Hacks,

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and it shows you know, differentways to you know, get by
with stuff like this. For example, So this TikTok video is blowing up
is about how to get people infront of you to stop reclaim their seats
on airplanes, or at least inmy opinion, this is more of a
retaliation. So let's say the personin front of you puts their seat back

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the entire way right, reclines itthe whole way. You take your air
vent and aim it at the person'shead and turn it on full blasts,
so you're just blasting the top oftheir head with your air vent. A
right because when they recline all theway back, it reaches the point where
you could aim the vent on theirhead. And apparently this is this is

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the way to annoy him enough wherethey'll climb their seat back up to his
normal position. I guess I don'tknow what's their word. A hat.
Yeah, it doesn't bother me.I like things right, thanks for the
extra breeze. But yeah, apparentlythat gets people to not recline their seat.
I don't know, how do youfeel about people to climbing their seat
whatever? If the seat reclines,go for it. Yeah, I'm like,

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you paid for that right now.It's like, this flight's only going
to be three hours. I'm notflying any farther than the right I feel
like, um, you know,if that's till them they want to do
it, though, you know,I gotta suffer through it because I bought
a you know, economy seat.I could just expect that, Like I
was saying off a first thing,Julian, I do. When we get

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to the airport, we just rushedto see if we can get that emergency
aisle. That's what I do,all right. So this is kind of
a funny story happening New Jersey.The Laurel Police Department they want the public's
help and identifying two individuals who arerespected of committeeing armed robberies this past weekend.
Apparently, the robbery curred on Sunday, Eril thirtieth at the best Buy

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location, and according to the cops, the suspect in a blue jumpsuit pulling
the gun at multiple employees white chatgrabbing things like iPhones and other displays.
It says both the suspects are underfive feet tall. What it doesn't tell
you is that full blown images littlepeople. They're full blown little people,

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a little gang, tiny gang.It's funny because there's pictures up holding the
gun and trying to like steal stuff. But literally when they're stealing stuff,
especially when it's on the top row, they're having a lot of problems with
it. Cutest robbery ever. Hey, give me that TV down, No,
I needed thirty one inch. Ican't carry that one. You imagine

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him trying to wrestle seventy inch.That TV is bigger than the US,
right, That's why they were goingfor tablets. That's like a big screen
from anyway. Both suspects subscribes underfive feet tall. The pair fled the
scene and an older silver Aggurate CSXtemporary registration, dark tin on the windows.

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Anybody that can help identify suspects.They're asking the call of the police
department. What's funny is they're small, They're little people. Both of them
were in the driver's seat. One'soperating the paddles, the other one's steer.
They still got away. I can'tbelieve it. Right, he climbed

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into his child seat and buckled.Don't you have to be five? Like,
isn't anybody under five foot supposed tobe in a child seat? I
think it's you imagine look at thatAGGERA. The book got booster seats.
Cops pull them over. Do youknow why we pulled you over? No,

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it's not for the best spy robbery, right right, You're not in
a booster seat. Oh that'd behilarious, too funny. You got the
seat bell going over their face like, oh, shut up, I'm trying
to rob people, all right.And then lastly, I proposed bill in
Illinois. Um apparently this uh theChicago state representative like to legalize things hanging

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from the rear view mirror. Itwould not give police officers the authority to
stop motorists for simply hanging items likeair fresheners, rosaries, or disability placed
cards from their rear view mirror.Did it mention the garter belts, tassels,

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and roach clips to people like tohang from their rear view mirror,
because that's what I had to mindwhen I was in high school graduation season
around Now there's tassels, there's afeather, roach clip, and a garter
belt I caught at my cousin's wedding. It says that laws for such items
from hanging from rear view mirror nowor fixed the windshield on the grounds that

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they obstruct a motorist vision. Suchunnecessary encounters over minor vehicle code offenses can
lead to violent confrontations between cops andmotorists, and has in the past that
they want to legalize it. Herein Colorado, hanging something from the rear
view mirror is not secifically illegal,but the statute does say no vehicle shall

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be operated upon any highway unless thedriver's vision through any required glass equipment is
normal and unobstructed, So they couldpull you over for that if it's big
enough and obnoxious enough. Yeah,yeah, you'll get it's a tassel.
I don't know about that. Wouldyou hang from your rearview mir in high
school? I feel like a lotof people were a lot of people decided

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to hang things from the rearview mirror. What was yours? Um? I
can't think that I had anything beforeI graduated, but when I graduated,
definitely had my whe tassel. Yeahwas that it just tassel? I feel
like I had to have had somethingbefore that, because I, you know,
I drove for two years before Igraduated. I had to have had
something on the right. Well,my parking we had the little hanging parking

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that's what would have been parking hanger. Yeah, not me, No what
now? I had the tassel forsure. But I had a garter belt.
I kind of cousin's wedding. It'sawesome. And uh a big old
feathered roach clip. Oh, thefeathered roach clip. Somebody had the little
dream catcher on him. Yeah,yeah, It's like, what the hell

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was that clipped right through the stupidgarter belt? Come on, I thought
that was awesome. What'd you haveon your rear view mirror? Anybody got
a kill one? We all hadsomething at some point everybody did probably still
doing in a lot of cases.What do you got? Um? Is
it? Uh? What is thethe things you get for going backstage?

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Like a lambing it? You know, maybe something like that. You know,
I see a lot of those.Well what else will be on there?
Oh? I don't know. Ifyou gotta killing Collus