May 4, 2023 • 13 mins
Woman wants a refund on her wedding photos because she got divorced, after 4 years.
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(00:00):
One O seven nine kbpi Andy yourshow time for Stupid Stories. Yea,
yeah you are stubi stoich about youbuy concert beers and you can get yours
tonight at birthday baths? Yes,yes, can't wait. They just taste
better there. Yeah yeah, well, I mean, you know, just
(00:22):
in general, liquor taste better whenyour lights all messed up. All right,
here we go, Stupid Stories.Lays has three sandwich inspired potato chips
coming out, the BLT, theCuban, and the Buffalo Chicken. I'm
all in for that. So arethese chips specifically to be put on a
sandwich or are they chips that tastelike the sand So they taste like a
(00:44):
BLT, they taste like a Cuban, they taste like buffalo chicken. And
they're saying when you put them ona sandwich, it's enhances the phone.
Okay, So I'm all right withthat. Sure, I'm Cuban chips on
a regular old turkey sandwich doesn't evenbe delicious. I was just wondering if
maybe they were making them like breadsize, like a bigger chip to put
on. No, I mean,but it sounds like they're just the normal
(01:06):
chips. Yeah, the normal chips, but flavor adjustin for sand Yeah.
All right, all right, speakingto grubs, McDonald's is bringing back that
oil frat pay for the first timein eight years. I guess that was
a big hit at home. Point. Okay, um, and if you're
well, if you're like scooping lovethe hoodie, you can now buy a
Scharman Bear hoodie for thirty bucks.Really yeah on the Scharmon webisode. I
(01:30):
guess all right, here we gowith a crazy story. This uh,
this McDonald's in Kentucky. No,this is funny. It's been fine for
hiring two unpaid ten year old kidsten they're ten. Wow, that's like
(01:52):
fifth sixth grade? Right, yeah, six They had some sixth graders and
apparently at times they were making themwork till two in the morning. Wow,
sixth grade. I got worked tilltwo am the night. Where are
the parents in this equation, Idon't know, because last time I checked,
Unless they're carjacking, like we hadthat story earlier this week, Those
(02:14):
ten year olds aren't driving themselves towork walking home at two. It was
Kentucky. Right, all right,here's a funny story because as soon as
I read this headline. I'm imagine, like both Scoop and I did,
you're gonna side with a guy.Here's the headline. A former bride is
asking a wedding photographer for a fullrefund because she got divorced four years after
(02:42):
she had divorced after four years ofmarriage, So four years after the wedding
photographer did all the photos. She'sasking for a full refund. I feel
like that explains everything you need toknow about that woman. Right in divorce
proceedings. You bring that story withyou and you hand that to the judge.
Judge, let me just put itto you like this, she's trying
(03:05):
to get a refund on the weddingphotographer from twenty nineteen. It's exhibit A.
All right, boom done. Allright, this is kind of funny.
So on Monday, a woman toTexas named Brandy Ackerman. She walks
into a grocery store, rolls rightup to the clerk there, put out
a knife and a fairly big knife. She said to the clerk, open
(03:30):
the cash register and give me allthe money. Okay business, yeah,
with a knife. But ye askerk at the cash register said no,
oh, just flat out denies her. Yeah, he refused to give her
the money. No, I'm notdoing it. So she wasn't threatening enough
with that knife. Well there wasa big counter in between them. Okay,
(03:53):
so Brandy's there for a minute.She said, all right. She
puts the knife back into her jacketand said, okay, I was just
kidding anyway, and then she startedshopping it. It doesn't work like that
(04:16):
anyway. She apparently later paid forher items and then left. She was
gone by the time the cops showedup, but they caught up with her
a little bit later and charged herwith aggravated robbery. She's now being held
on one hundred and fifty thousand dollarspond out that sucks? Was she joking?
(04:42):
Who knows? But look, yougotta be smart enough to know you
can't walk up to anybody, right, show off a knife or any tight
weapon. All right, make aclaim of I'm gonna rob you give me
all your money anything like that,and didn't feel like you're not gonna get
There's not gonna be consequences to her, like, damn do you do that?
Don't stick around, just run right, and no, you're crazy as
(05:05):
crazy as though two knuckleheads. Wherewas that m Parker, Monico and where
jeez, we had some some likerandom road rage shootout yesterday right here by
the radio station. Yeah. Imean, when you see the video of
it, these two guys they're goingthey're going ballistic, like it's like a
(05:26):
movie scene. Just this guy allof a sudden starts capping off rounds at
a pickup truck like damn. Thenthe pickup truck kind of comes back around
out. I'm yeah, it's crazy. Chill out everybody, right, damn.
All right. So last week lawmakers to prove the bill that would
allow something called PG to be usedin road construction. It's short for fossil
fossil gypsum anyway, it's a byproductthe fertilizer gives off radioactive raid on gas.
(05:50):
Well, the federal government says it'stwo toss toxic to do anything with.
So companies normally just pilot up ata big, gigantic mound and apparently,
well now we'll start putting it inthe roads. Yeah, roads in
Florida. So driving on the roadsdon't look like they're gonna hurt you.
(06:12):
The bigger concern is the health effectsyou could have on road workers and the
environment. Um. Politicians are sayingthat a lot of these claims are overblown,
but a lot of people are callingto veto it. So it's gonna
be interesting to see how that shicksout. This pretty funny story, I'm
(06:32):
gonna I'm gonna say that this iswell, this is all because women tend
to be a little hectic behind thewheel, and by hectic I mean terrible.
Um. This woman is I thinkshe was like, oh, sixty
(06:53):
one years old, So sixty oneyears old, she's at experienced driving.
It's not like it's the first time. Sixty one, you definitely have I
don't pulled up to a stop,put the car in parking, got out.
You would think right at sixteen youmight forget to put it in park.
At sixty one, you've definitely donethat. Right anyway, to the
town of Hackettstown, New Jersey,it's like forty miles west of Newark.
(07:16):
This woman apparently she ran her ownass over and then on top of the
cops gave her a ticket. Shepulls up to twenty fourteen Lincoln, she
did not put it in park,and she ran over the entire left side
of her body. Paramedican to thehospital. She survived. They said her
(07:38):
injuries were serious, but not lifethreatening. After the car ran her over,
kept going to crash into another car. But that's not apparently why she
got the ticket. It turned outher registration was expired, so the cops
sided for driving an unregistered vehicle.They showed up at the hospital and gave
(07:59):
her a hicks. Oh couldn't youjust give him a warning at that point,
She's already had a bad enough day. Uh yeah, don't drive your
own ass over um. Anyway,here's a story about a guy that should
be it should be ran over um. This guy named Jack Blank he us
(08:22):
thirty nine years old, lives inIllinois, just outside Chicago. Apparently last
week, Debbuti's they caught him havingum relations with a horse wow, at
the same time feeding at apples.Oh okay, he was so romantic.
Apparently, um he was charged withunlivable sexual contact with an animal, Class
(08:43):
four felony. But he said he'sdone it at least ten times before.
Oh no, I guess he's gotit down though with the apple feeding and
yeah, damn, he's always thatdude now. Anyway, the the lawyer
arguing for for Jack, trying tosay that um uh, he go.
(09:07):
He requested his bond only be saidin a thousand bucks because he has a
heart disease and he's been experiencing spellsof dizziness since he's been incarcerated. Muh,
let's see it. I believe thejudge said something like, oh,
yeah, here you go. Heuh. This is what the lawyer said.
(09:30):
He has no criminal history whatsoever,and he has stable housing and has
had it for the last two years. And I'm like, you probably could
have worded that a little better.I don't feel like a stables anywhere where
that guy needs to be laying at, you know, not about to think
about it. Sounds like he's beensleeping in the stable. Yeah, exactly.
(09:52):
Anybody I thought that was kind offunny. Probably should have chose a
different way to word that, sleepingwith his roommates. Huh. Anyway.
Um So, lastly, there's astatue and I don't know if we're gonna
share this voluptuous mermaid statue. It'sin southern Italy and it's gone viral because
(10:13):
well apparently there's a lot of peoplethat don't know if it's vogar or if
it's beautiful. And when you seethe pictures. I'm gonna tell you it's
both. It's uh, it's well, it's very voluptuous, as they say,
very much, and she's uh,she's busty in uh in a lot
(10:37):
of ways, she's busting out ofeverything in the front and in the rear.
Who knew that mermaids had booties likethat? Yeah, I think that's
I mean, the butt crack iskind of an extension of where the legs
come too, right, with nomermaid legs, I'm not sure exactly where
the like you said earlier, where'sthe tail start in the ass end?
(10:58):
I always or the waist was aboutwhere that right happen. I thought it
was like wearing, um, wearinglike a high rised jeans for ladies.
It just makes your ass like alllong and flat and weird, right,
and like your feet would be sewntogether at the bottom. Yeah, yeah,
it does look like that with abig fin on it. Um.
That's my thought of highways scenes.Anyway, this one, well, this
(11:20):
statue has a very very big,old ghetto booty up there, right and
with an enormous crack in It's unlikesomebody get lost up in that thing.
Dang, So where does the assend and the tail of Again, I've
never seen a mermaid with a bootylike that, right, I've never seen
a mermaid, for that matter,with a ass crack. Have you ever
(11:43):
seen a mermaid with ass crack?Trying to think? How fish poop?
And you know that the mermaid probablypoops a lot like the you know,
it's eating like a person. Well, they got a little thing underneath,
a little thing thing there with afin and it kicks out the you know,
it's not a it is not ayou know, like a the round
(12:03):
mound of joy. That a bootyis right, it's just a little I
know it. Look fish had buta hole. But they don't have a
but right, she has a butuh yeah, anyway, can we post
(12:24):
that that picture? We cannot,but I will, damn it. I'll
see if I can find a link. Look, when you see the statue,
it says, well, you knowhow blucifer is anatomically correct, and
a lot of people tend to bewowed by that fact. Out of the
(12:45):
airport. If you ever get achance to, you know, walk up
to it. Look, damn,that's a package. Um this same thing.
You would feel the same way whenyou're behind this mermaid like, damn,
come with this, y'all. Thisis different. There is something that
makes me want to motor boat thatmermaid statue. Though, Yeah and then
some I feel like the dude thatwas living in the stable. I mightn't
(13:09):
want to. I don't post upby this here. Mermaid statue just didn't
One O seven nine kbpi Andy yourshow time for Stupid Stories. Yea,
yeah you are stubi stoich about youbuy concert beers and you can get yours
tonight at birthday baths? Yes,yes, can't wait. They just taste
better there. Yeah yeah, well, I mean, you know, just
(00:22):
in general, liquor taste better whenyour lights all messed up. All right,
here we go, Stupid Stories.Lays has three sandwich inspired potato chips
coming out, the BLT, theCuban, and the Buffalo Chicken. I'm
all in for that. So arethese chips specifically to be put on a
sandwich or are they chips that tastelike the sand So they taste like a
(00:44):
BLT, they taste like a Cuban, they taste like buffalo chicken. And
they're saying when you put them ona sandwich, it's enhances the phone.
Okay, So I'm all right withthat. Sure, I'm Cuban chips on
a regular old turkey sandwich doesn't evenbe delicious. I was just wondering if
maybe they were making them like breadsize, like a bigger chip to put
on. No, I mean,but it sounds like they're just the normal
(01:06):
chips. Yeah, the normal chips, but flavor adjustin for sand Yeah.
All right, all right, speakingto grubs, McDonald's is bringing back that
oil frat pay for the first timein eight years. I guess that was
a big hit at home. Point. Okay, um, and if you're
well, if you're like scooping lovethe hoodie, you can now buy a
Scharman Bear hoodie for thirty bucks.Really yeah on the Scharmon webisode. I
(01:30):
guess all right, here we gowith a crazy story. This uh,
this McDonald's in Kentucky. No,this is funny. It's been fine for
hiring two unpaid ten year old kidsten they're ten. Wow, that's like
(01:52):
fifth sixth grade? Right, yeah, six They had some sixth graders and
apparently at times they were making themwork till two in the morning. Wow,
sixth grade. I got worked tilltwo am the night. Where are
the parents in this equation, Idon't know, because last time I checked,
Unless they're carjacking, like we hadthat story earlier this week, Those
(02:14):
ten year olds aren't driving themselves towork walking home at two. It was
Kentucky. Right, all right,here's a funny story because as soon as
I read this headline. I'm imagine, like both Scoop and I did,
you're gonna side with a guy.Here's the headline. A former bride is
asking a wedding photographer for a fullrefund because she got divorced four years after
(02:42):
she had divorced after four years ofmarriage, So four years after the wedding
photographer did all the photos. She'sasking for a full refund. I feel
like that explains everything you need toknow about that woman. Right in divorce
proceedings. You bring that story withyou and you hand that to the judge.
Judge, let me just put itto you like this, she's trying
(03:05):
to get a refund on the weddingphotographer from twenty nineteen. It's exhibit A.
All right, boom done. Allright, this is kind of funny.
So on Monday, a woman toTexas named Brandy Ackerman. She walks
into a grocery store, rolls rightup to the clerk there, put out
a knife and a fairly big knife. She said to the clerk, open
(03:30):
the cash register and give me allthe money. Okay business, yeah,
with a knife. But ye askerk at the cash register said no,
oh, just flat out denies her. Yeah, he refused to give her
the money. No, I'm notdoing it. So she wasn't threatening enough
with that knife. Well there wasa big counter in between them. Okay,
(03:53):
so Brandy's there for a minute.She said, all right. She
puts the knife back into her jacketand said, okay, I was just
kidding anyway, and then she startedshopping it. It doesn't work like that
(04:16):
anyway. She apparently later paid forher items and then left. She was
gone by the time the cops showedup, but they caught up with her
a little bit later and charged herwith aggravated robbery. She's now being held
on one hundred and fifty thousand dollarspond out that sucks? Was she joking?
(04:42):
Who knows? But look, yougotta be smart enough to know you
can't walk up to anybody, right, show off a knife or any tight
weapon. All right, make aclaim of I'm gonna rob you give me
all your money anything like that,and didn't feel like you're not gonna get
There's not gonna be consequences to her, like, damn do you do that?
Don't stick around, just run right, and no, you're crazy as
(05:05):
crazy as though two knuckleheads. Wherewas that m Parker, Monico and where
jeez, we had some some likerandom road rage shootout yesterday right here by
the radio station. Yeah. Imean, when you see the video of
it, these two guys they're goingthey're going ballistic, like it's like a
(05:26):
movie scene. Just this guy allof a sudden starts capping off rounds at
a pickup truck like damn. Thenthe pickup truck kind of comes back around
out. I'm yeah, it's crazy. Chill out everybody, right, damn.
All right. So last week lawmakers to prove the bill that would
allow something called PG to be usedin road construction. It's short for fossil
fossil gypsum anyway, it's a byproductthe fertilizer gives off radioactive raid on gas.
(05:50):
Well, the federal government says it'stwo toss toxic to do anything with.
So companies normally just pilot up ata big, gigantic mound and apparently,
well now we'll start putting it inthe roads. Yeah, roads in
Florida. So driving on the roadsdon't look like they're gonna hurt you.
(06:12):
The bigger concern is the health effectsyou could have on road workers and the
environment. Um. Politicians are sayingthat a lot of these claims are overblown,
but a lot of people are callingto veto it. So it's gonna
be interesting to see how that shicksout. This pretty funny story, I'm
(06:32):
gonna I'm gonna say that this iswell, this is all because women tend
to be a little hectic behind thewheel, and by hectic I mean terrible.
Um. This woman is I thinkshe was like, oh, sixty
(06:53):
one years old, So sixty oneyears old, she's at experienced driving.
It's not like it's the first time. Sixty one, you definitely have I
don't pulled up to a stop,put the car in parking, got out.
You would think right at sixteen youmight forget to put it in park.
At sixty one, you've definitely donethat. Right anyway, to the
town of Hackettstown, New Jersey,it's like forty miles west of Newark.
(07:16):
This woman apparently she ran her ownass over and then on top of the
cops gave her a ticket. Shepulls up to twenty fourteen Lincoln, she
did not put it in park,and she ran over the entire left side
of her body. Paramedican to thehospital. She survived. They said her
(07:38):
injuries were serious, but not lifethreatening. After the car ran her over,
kept going to crash into another car. But that's not apparently why she
got the ticket. It turned outher registration was expired, so the cops
sided for driving an unregistered vehicle.They showed up at the hospital and gave
(07:59):
her a hicks. Oh couldn't youjust give him a warning at that point,
She's already had a bad enough day. Uh yeah, don't drive your
own ass over um. Anyway,here's a story about a guy that should
be it should be ran over um. This guy named Jack Blank he us
(08:22):
thirty nine years old, lives inIllinois, just outside Chicago. Apparently last
week, Debbuti's they caught him havingum relations with a horse wow, at
the same time feeding at apples.Oh okay, he was so romantic.
Apparently, um he was charged withunlivable sexual contact with an animal, Class
(08:43):
four felony. But he said he'sdone it at least ten times before.
Oh no, I guess he's gotit down though with the apple feeding and
yeah, damn, he's always thatdude now. Anyway, the the lawyer
arguing for for Jack, trying tosay that um uh, he go.
(09:07):
He requested his bond only be saidin a thousand bucks because he has a
heart disease and he's been experiencing spellsof dizziness since he's been incarcerated. Muh,
let's see it. I believe thejudge said something like, oh,
yeah, here you go. Heuh. This is what the lawyer said.
(09:30):
He has no criminal history whatsoever,and he has stable housing and has
had it for the last two years. And I'm like, you probably could
have worded that a little better.I don't feel like a stables anywhere where
that guy needs to be laying at, you know, not about to think
about it. Sounds like he's beensleeping in the stable. Yeah, exactly.
(09:52):
Anybody I thought that was kind offunny. Probably should have chose a
different way to word that, sleepingwith his roommates. Huh. Anyway.
Um So, lastly, there's astatue and I don't know if we're gonna
share this voluptuous mermaid statue. It'sin southern Italy and it's gone viral because
(10:13):
well apparently there's a lot of peoplethat don't know if it's vogar or if
it's beautiful. And when you seethe pictures. I'm gonna tell you it's
both. It's uh, it's well, it's very voluptuous, as they say,
very much, and she's uh,she's busty in uh in a lot
(10:37):
of ways, she's busting out ofeverything in the front and in the rear.
Who knew that mermaids had booties likethat? Yeah, I think that's
I mean, the butt crack iskind of an extension of where the legs
come too, right, with nomermaid legs, I'm not sure exactly where
the like you said earlier, where'sthe tail start in the ass end?
(10:58):
I always or the waist was aboutwhere that right happen. I thought it
was like wearing, um, wearinglike a high rised jeans for ladies.
It just makes your ass like alllong and flat and weird, right,
and like your feet would be sewntogether at the bottom. Yeah, yeah,
it does look like that with abig fin on it. Um.
That's my thought of highways scenes.Anyway, this one, well, this
(11:20):
statue has a very very big,old ghetto booty up there, right and
with an enormous crack in It's unlikesomebody get lost up in that thing.
Dang, So where does the assend and the tail of Again, I've
never seen a mermaid with a bootylike that, right, I've never seen
a mermaid, for that matter,with a ass crack. Have you ever
(11:43):
seen a mermaid with ass crack?Trying to think? How fish poop?
And you know that the mermaid probablypoops a lot like the you know,
it's eating like a person. Well, they got a little thing underneath,
a little thing thing there with afin and it kicks out the you know,
it's not a it is not ayou know, like a the round
(12:03):
mound of joy. That a bootyis right, it's just a little I
know it. Look fish had buta hole. But they don't have a
but right, she has a butuh yeah, anyway, can we post
(12:24):
that that picture? We cannot,but I will, damn it. I'll
see if I can find a link. Look, when you see the statue,
it says, well, you knowhow blucifer is anatomically correct, and
a lot of people tend to bewowed by that fact. Out of the
(12:45):
airport. If you ever get achance to, you know, walk up
to it. Look, damn,that's a package. Um this same thing.
You would feel the same way whenyou're behind this mermaid like, damn,
come with this, y'all. Thisis different. There is something that
makes me want to motor boat thatmermaid statue. Though, Yeah and then
some I feel like the dude thatwas living in the stable. I mightn't
(13:09):
want to. I don't post upby this here. Mermaid statue just didn't
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