August 8, 2025 • 15 mins
Woman went to Vegas for 2 Weeks, left her son with 7 Dogs, and a pile of Dog Poop.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid Stories start.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yeah, you are Stupid Stories brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
By the Rods and Bod's Movie Car Auction, which kicks
off two weeks from today. They do have a few
things online that you can peruse and make some early
bids on. No cars that I've seen yet, but a
lot of cool movie movie memorabilia and big signs and
(00:31):
cool stuff like that. If you just google Rods and
Bod's Auction, you'll find it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Through the craft auction service.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'm looking at to see it. No, does it say
craft auction service.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's the first thing that comes up when I did
a Google search.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Really, mine has risen Bod's museum? Does that have a
link there on their website?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I believe so? That came up second on mine.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I wonder why yours has? I wonder if I put
slash craft spelled like the cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
With a K.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah that the cheese. Man, I'm sure there's so amusing
on the air.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
What are they trying to look at our website? There's
cool stuff, man. There's like gas station signs. Every dude
wants a gas station sign. It doesn't matter where you live,
what you live in. You want a gas station sign?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why? I don't know slot machines. I saw a cigarette machine,
like the old school cigarette machine.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Is it full of cigarettes?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Not?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Staale at this point, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I feel like nowadays I can make you some money.
It's nutty what they're charging for cigarettes. You see a package, dude,
I bought. Listen to this, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What's a pack of cigarettes cost?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I think like fifteen bucks?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Really? One pack?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Somebody smokes Collins. What's one pack of cigarettes cost? I
think it was like fifteen bucks, dude. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So if you're buying a carton, which is ten.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Packs, got no idea what a card and a cigarettes costs?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Nowaday, they're showing out a buck fifty for a carton.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I remember they were like twenty bucks and that was
considered expensive because my stepdady used to give him all
the time from my papa's grocery store. He's like, oh,
thanks for the smokes too, funny man. All right, what
a burger celebrating the seventy fifth birth day and they
got seventy five cent burgers today?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh? Really? Okay, what burger?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What a Burger? What you know, who's really happy?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Amanda. She's married now, Amanda Hawkins. I'm not sure what
her his name is now.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
She was a huge fan of What a Burger?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Where's our closest one, Colora Spring?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I think so, okay, somebody smokes can help us out. Hello, BPI,
who's this? Hey? Somewhere between about eight and a half
to twelve and a half bucks a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Damn, that's crazy. Like Marlboro Yeah, old standard Marble. Actually,
I just bought a pack of mar brows are about
ten twenty five here in Greylely. Jeez, wow, that's crazy.
So if you buy a cart and it's one hundred.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Bucks, yeah, plus tax or I can take a half
hour drive up to Cheyenne and save about twenty to
twenty five dollars apart.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Wow, I wonder if it's more in dimmer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know who told me it was fifteen is Brad?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Brad?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, he's like I took fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
We talked about it last night.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I was like, what.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I can imagine that much for a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Man, So if somebody comes up and bums of smoke
from you, it's like a dollar.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, cigarets are more than joint joints were two bucks.
You probably still get a joint for two dollars. I
mean you can't buy a cigarette for that. Uh, I
mean the superstore. Yeah, we got to it all right.
Study found most stressful vacation destinations in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Where do you think it's at.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Most stressful destination?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Uh? Huh? Paris? Oh, okay, that's in Europe, you know.
The most stressful in America Vegas, Los Angeles. A new
report found that the most porn addicted states are California,
New York, Texas. Least addicted Idaho, Montana, and Arkansas. Twenty
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nine year old woman of Florida facing charges. So this
story is crazy because this woman posed as a nurse.
She worked, she basically treated more than forty five hundred
patients and the hospital never realized her credittion. She actually
(04:46):
got a promotion back at the end of January, and
in that promotion they found that the fake license that
she had it had expired. So that brought her up
under investigation because you're not supposed to let him expire. Well,
because of that, she came up under investigation and they
started looking into it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
She's a total fraud.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh she's never registered to be I.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Ever ever registered, never was a nurse.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
She's worked on more than forty five hundred patients.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Ooh crazy, probably drewp a lot a few times. Oh yeah, man,
scary to think about.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How does that even happen? A guy in China, this
dude got scammed into buying three hundred gym memberships.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Three hundred huh not three not thirty three hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You gotta be gullible as hell to bouy three hundred
gym member.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Siss bro and good look getting out of those. Those
are hard at hell to cancel? Uh? What are Park,
Florida recently spent half a million bucks at a bronze
statue of Martin Luther King. Here's the problem. It looks
nothing like him. Oh no, the head is comically like
insanely large for the torso, and it doesn't look anything
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like him.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And they spent three half a million bucks.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Sounds like the artist probably went to the same school
that that nurse went to.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
School. Like, I got you, all right? So there was
a next con a couple months ago.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You won the powerball. He won it for a big
mounth to one hundred and sixty seven million dollars. Remember this,
He got arrested the next day. We didn't know why.
Thought it was like, you know, some sort of drug
fueled crazy night out.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Now get this the dude, remember he's the next con.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He punched a guy in the face who said he
was lying about becoming a millionaire. This dude, he couldn't
get you, Like if there ever was a walkaway moment,
some dude says you're a liar about being a millionaire,
and you can't hold you can't hold that back that
(07:00):
you like, you got to hit the dude in the grill.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like you got to punch this guy in the faith.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You don't need to believe you, You believe yourself, right, Bro,
What a horrible way.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And he's an ex con, so you're probably gonna do
more time. Like, man, you're gonna have a fat commissary.
But what a way to ruin a lotto winning.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Right, There's no way he dies with all this money.
Oh no, he's gonna die broke in debt.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I mean, knowing this story, who's not gonna try to
go the guy?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Man, you ugly and your mom addresses you funny as
hell crack, give me a quarter million dollars. All right,
here's a hero to zero story of high school principal
in Tampa. He was in the news last year because
he was a hero man. He helped save his student's life.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh yep, it's awesome, very heroic.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Right now, he's back in the news this time though,
he's a zero because he got busted for a dui.
And guess what he had on him a bunch of cocaine.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh man, one minute you're a hero, next minute you
got a duy and you get busted for cocaine.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Loser, all comes crashing down.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
German tourists got arrested in Malta for riding around town
on a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Naked.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh okay, there it is. There's gotta be the stupid
stories catch somewhere.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah. Yeah. A woman in La spot a twenty foot
python hanging out top of a dumpster.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
She asked herself, where am I in Florida?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You don't normally see a python and Calboyeh, twenty foot python.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yikes.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
CDC says Americans well now get more than half of
their calories from ultra processed foods. Ultra processed foods lead
to answer, did you guys see the crazy aquarium collapse
in California?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Dramatic video went viral. The video claimed that fifty visitors
were killed. It's all fake AI.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh okay, it's wow.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
There's so much fake AI out there now, all these
you know, scenes of death and dismemberment and crazy reactions,
you know.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Like aquarium's cracking and drowned.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's all fake AI. It's nutty. Man. Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
This couple got married in a chicken tender dip theme
wedding in Las Vegas. It was officiated by Helman's Mayonnaise,
even had the Helman's mascot out there.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Manny Mayo, that's the mascot. This is something they agree to?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Nick Phillips, Heather Shorting or whatever were the winners of
a Helman's wedding contest. Package would include a ceremony for
deception with food, a professional photographer, five thousand dollars to
cover traveling spencees of more.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I'll geared up by Helmans. I'd be like, he's marrying her?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
What the hell? Man Helmans?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Get it?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Helman?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
All right? Anyway, Well, I guess that's what it takes
to get a big wedding these days, corporate sponsorship.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Hey, scoop, nice spread. I bet you can be late.
Be like sorry, I was getting I was I was dressing.
I was dressing.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Get it, helmans Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Funny? All right?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
How about this story? Man in an Oklahoma named Lawrence
Koo Kendall.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He was a patron at a strip club called bear
Ass Sets.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh clever.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, last weekend his membership expired. He randomly attacked the
janitor hm the janitor ship club.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It took clear what started, but Lawrence.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
He called the guy racial slurt and then Lawrence charged
at the janitor with a knife. For what it's worth, though,
janitor does have a mental disability, but it doesn't look
like he's got a physical disability because he whooped that
ass the Jenner song coming, So he thumped Lawrence with
a broom.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh, Lawrence might have drank a little too much.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He jumped on top of him and started beating that ass.
Then what a crack, crack crack.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It doesn't sound like the the janitor got harmed at all,
but guess what, Lawrence. Lawrence's stupid ass was taken to
the hospital for medical attention. Got arrested for something battery
with a dangerous weapon and oh racial harassment too.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So yeah, Lawrence had.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
A world of her thrown on him and he lost
the fight.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's karma.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
That's awesome, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Mom of the Year, she is not.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Jessica Copeland was charged one count of child neglect, three
counts with on the animal neglect of four counts a
misdemeanor animal neglect. The Florida mom has been accused of
leaving her child and seven dogs home alone and what
was called a vile condition for more than two weeks.
Is she went to Vegas for two weeks from Florida. Yeah, wow,
(12:26):
I feel like three days in Vegas is a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Two weeks is too much.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
How what are you gonna do in Vegas for two weeks? Man? Yeah,
it's too long, man.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Let me do Vegas for two weeks man, a week
at most five days?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Too much anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Jessica Coblan thirty seven. She lives just outside Jacksonville, uh
jeputies arrived at this property of Monday. They found a
teenage boy in seven quote severely neglected dogs.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They said it had basically vio.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Living conditions, layers and layers of animal feces all over
the floor, the cages, it looks like the coffee table, couches.
Everything was covered in dog poop, garbage, and debris, a debris.
It looks like manciated dogs were found inside, without food,
without water. The sun told deputies that the house had
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been in a similar state for several years because his
mom refuses to clean.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Ooh, yuck, that's.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
How bad it was.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
There was a Christmas tree leaning against the side of
the room. Yeah, it too was apparently covered in dog
pee and poop.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yuck.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Ugh, Oh, that's crazy when you see photos of it. Man,
the cages, the dogs were in, everything's covered in dog crap.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
No wonder she went to Vegas for two weeks, says yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
The debut says the house is just deplorable. The child
told deputies that his mom left for Las Vegas on
July twenty first, and when it's funny, she returned from
her vacation to find deputies at the residence on Tuesday morning,
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assisting animal control with removing all these dogs that she
had in there. She the debuty told her that the
house was deplorable, and she said, I just got home.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
From vacation, and he was like, I'm not talking about
last two weeks. I'm talking about last ten years.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah. Man, when you see the photos, God, yeah. She
was charged one child neglect recounts filling the animal neglect.
She's being held on a thirty six thousand, five hundred
dollars bond.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Dude, she abandoned her home.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
You ought to hear this count and the filter at
homes surrounded by a stints of animal feces suffering from
neglect animals.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
While she indulged a two week birthday chip Las Vegas.
She is not smiling in a mugshot.
One o seven nine kbp I and your show time
for stupid Stories start.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah, yeah, you are Stupid Stories brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
By the Rods and Bod's Movie Car Auction, which kicks
off two weeks from today. They do have a few
things online that you can peruse and make some early
bids on. No cars that I've seen yet, but a
lot of cool movie movie memorabilia and big signs and
(00:31):
cool stuff like that. If you just google Rods and
Bod's Auction, you'll find it.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Through the craft auction service.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I'm looking at to see it. No, does it say
craft auction service.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
That's the first thing that comes up when I did
a Google search.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Really, mine has risen Bod's museum? Does that have a
link there on their website?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I believe so? That came up second on mine.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I wonder why yours has? I wonder if I put
slash craft spelled like the cheese.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
With a K.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah that the cheese. Man, I'm sure there's so amusing
on the air.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
What are they trying to look at our website? There's
cool stuff, man. There's like gas station signs. Every dude
wants a gas station sign. It doesn't matter where you live,
what you live in. You want a gas station sign?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Why? I don't know slot machines. I saw a cigarette machine,
like the old school cigarette machine.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Is it full of cigarettes?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Not?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Staale at this point, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I feel like nowadays I can make you some money.
It's nutty what they're charging for cigarettes. You see a package, dude,
I bought. Listen to this, y'all.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
What's a pack of cigarettes cost?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I think like fifteen bucks?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Really? One pack?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Somebody smokes Collins. What's one pack of cigarettes cost? I
think it was like fifteen bucks, dude. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
So if you're buying a carton, which is ten.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Packs, got no idea what a card and a cigarettes costs?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Nowaday, they're showing out a buck fifty for a carton.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I remember they were like twenty bucks and that was
considered expensive because my stepdady used to give him all
the time from my papa's grocery store. He's like, oh,
thanks for the smokes too, funny man. All right, what
a burger celebrating the seventy fifth birth day and they
got seventy five cent burgers today?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh? Really? Okay, what burger?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What a Burger? What you know, who's really happy?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Amanda. She's married now, Amanda Hawkins. I'm not sure what
her his name is now.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
She was a huge fan of What a Burger?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Where's our closest one, Colora Spring?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I think so, okay, somebody smokes can help us out. Hello, BPI,
who's this? Hey? Somewhere between about eight and a half
to twelve and a half bucks a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Damn, that's crazy. Like Marlboro Yeah, old standard Marble. Actually,
I just bought a pack of mar brows are about
ten twenty five here in Greylely. Jeez, wow, that's crazy.
So if you buy a cart and it's one hundred.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Bucks, yeah, plus tax or I can take a half
hour drive up to Cheyenne and save about twenty to
twenty five dollars apart.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Wow, I wonder if it's more in dimmer.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know who told me it was fifteen is Brad?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Brad?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh really?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yeah, he's like I took fifteen bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Now.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
We talked about it last night.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I was like, what.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I can imagine that much for a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Man, So if somebody comes up and bums of smoke
from you, it's like a dollar.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, cigarets are more than joint joints were two bucks.
You probably still get a joint for two dollars. I
mean you can't buy a cigarette for that. Uh, I
mean the superstore. Yeah, we got to it all right.
Study found most stressful vacation destinations in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Where do you think it's at.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Most stressful destination?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Uh? Huh? Paris? Oh, okay, that's in Europe, you know.
The most stressful in America Vegas, Los Angeles. A new
report found that the most porn addicted states are California,
New York, Texas. Least addicted Idaho, Montana, and Arkansas. Twenty
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nine year old woman of Florida facing charges. So this
story is crazy because this woman posed as a nurse.
She worked, she basically treated more than forty five hundred
patients and the hospital never realized her credittion. She actually
(04:46):
got a promotion back at the end of January, and
in that promotion they found that the fake license that
she had it had expired. So that brought her up
under investigation because you're not supposed to let him expire. Well,
because of that, she came up under investigation and they
started looking into it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
She's a total fraud.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh she's never registered to be I.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Ever ever registered, never was a nurse.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
She's worked on more than forty five hundred patients.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Ooh crazy, probably drewp a lot a few times. Oh yeah, man,
scary to think about.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
How does that even happen? A guy in China, this
dude got scammed into buying three hundred gym memberships.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Three hundred huh not three not thirty three hundred.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
You gotta be gullible as hell to bouy three hundred
gym member.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Siss bro and good look getting out of those. Those
are hard at hell to cancel? Uh? What are Park,
Florida recently spent half a million bucks at a bronze
statue of Martin Luther King. Here's the problem. It looks
nothing like him. Oh no, the head is comically like
insanely large for the torso, and it doesn't look anything
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like him.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
And they spent three half a million bucks.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Sounds like the artist probably went to the same school
that that nurse went to.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
School. Like, I got you, all right? So there was
a next con a couple months ago.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
You won the powerball. He won it for a big
mounth to one hundred and sixty seven million dollars. Remember this,
He got arrested the next day. We didn't know why.
Thought it was like, you know, some sort of drug
fueled crazy night out.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Now get this the dude, remember he's the next con.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
He punched a guy in the face who said he
was lying about becoming a millionaire. This dude, he couldn't
get you, Like if there ever was a walkaway moment,
some dude says you're a liar about being a millionaire,
and you can't hold you can't hold that back that
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you like, you got to hit the dude in the grill.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like you got to punch this guy in the faith.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You don't need to believe you, You believe yourself, right, Bro,
What a horrible way.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
And he's an ex con, so you're probably gonna do
more time. Like, man, you're gonna have a fat commissary.
But what a way to ruin a lotto winning.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Right, There's no way he dies with all this money.
Oh no, he's gonna die broke in debt.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I mean, knowing this story, who's not gonna try to
go the guy?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Yo?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Man, you ugly and your mom addresses you funny as
hell crack, give me a quarter million dollars. All right,
here's a hero to zero story of high school principal
in Tampa. He was in the news last year because
he was a hero man. He helped save his student's life.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Oh yep, it's awesome, very heroic.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Right now, he's back in the news this time though,
he's a zero because he got busted for a dui.
And guess what he had on him a bunch of cocaine.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh man, one minute you're a hero, next minute you
got a duy and you get busted for cocaine.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Loser, all comes crashing down.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
German tourists got arrested in Malta for riding around town
on a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Naked.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh okay, there it is. There's gotta be the stupid
stories catch somewhere.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah. Yeah. A woman in La spot a twenty foot
python hanging out top of a dumpster.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
She asked herself, where am I in Florida?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You don't normally see a python and Calboyeh, twenty foot python.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yikes.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
CDC says Americans well now get more than half of
their calories from ultra processed foods. Ultra processed foods lead
to answer, did you guys see the crazy aquarium collapse
in California?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Crazy?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Dramatic video went viral. The video claimed that fifty visitors
were killed. It's all fake AI.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh okay, it's wow.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
There's so much fake AI out there now, all these
you know, scenes of death and dismemberment and crazy reactions,
you know.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Like aquarium's cracking and drowned.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It's all fake AI. It's nutty. Man. Uh.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
This couple got married in a chicken tender dip theme
wedding in Las Vegas. It was officiated by Helman's Mayonnaise,
even had the Helman's mascot out there.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Manny Mayo, that's the mascot. This is something they agree to?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Really?
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Nick Phillips, Heather Shorting or whatever were the winners of
a Helman's wedding contest. Package would include a ceremony for
deception with food, a professional photographer, five thousand dollars to
cover traveling spencees of more.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
I'll geared up by Helmans. I'd be like, he's marrying her?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
What the hell? Man Helmans?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Get it?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Helman?
Speaker 1 (10:14):
All right? Anyway, Well, I guess that's what it takes
to get a big wedding these days, corporate sponsorship.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Hey, scoop, nice spread. I bet you can be late.
Be like sorry, I was getting I was I was dressing.
I was dressing.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Get it, helmans Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Funny? All right?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
How about this story? Man in an Oklahoma named Lawrence
Koo Kendall.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
He was a patron at a strip club called bear
Ass Sets.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh clever.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, last weekend his membership expired. He randomly attacked the
janitor hm the janitor ship club.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
It took clear what started, but Lawrence.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
He called the guy racial slurt and then Lawrence charged
at the janitor with a knife. For what it's worth, though,
janitor does have a mental disability, but it doesn't look
like he's got a physical disability because he whooped that
ass the Jenner song coming, So he thumped Lawrence with
a broom.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh, Lawrence might have drank a little too much.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
He jumped on top of him and started beating that ass.
Then what a crack, crack crack.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It doesn't sound like the the janitor got harmed at all,
but guess what, Lawrence. Lawrence's stupid ass was taken to
the hospital for medical attention. Got arrested for something battery
with a dangerous weapon and oh racial harassment too.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So yeah, Lawrence had.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
A world of her thrown on him and he lost
the fight.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's karma.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
That's awesome, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Mom of the Year, she is not.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Jessica Copeland was charged one count of child neglect, three
counts with on the animal neglect of four counts a
misdemeanor animal neglect. The Florida mom has been accused of
leaving her child and seven dogs home alone and what
was called a vile condition for more than two weeks.
Is she went to Vegas for two weeks from Florida. Yeah, wow,
(12:26):
I feel like three days in Vegas is a lot.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Two weeks is too much.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
How what are you gonna do in Vegas for two weeks? Man? Yeah,
it's too long, man.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Let me do Vegas for two weeks man, a week
at most five days?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Too much anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Jessica Coblan thirty seven. She lives just outside Jacksonville, uh
jeputies arrived at this property of Monday. They found a
teenage boy in seven quote severely neglected dogs.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
They said it had basically vio.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Living conditions, layers and layers of animal feces all over
the floor, the cages, it looks like the coffee table, couches.
Everything was covered in dog poop, garbage, and debris, a debris.
It looks like manciated dogs were found inside, without food,
without water. The sun told deputies that the house had
(13:29):
been in a similar state for several years because his
mom refuses to clean.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Ooh, yuck, that's.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
How bad it was.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
There was a Christmas tree leaning against the side of
the room. Yeah, it too was apparently covered in dog
pee and poop.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yuck.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Ugh, Oh, that's crazy when you see photos of it. Man,
the cages, the dogs were in, everything's covered in dog crap.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
No wonder she went to Vegas for two weeks, says yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
The debut says the house is just deplorable. The child
told deputies that his mom left for Las Vegas on
July twenty first, and when it's funny, she returned from
her vacation to find deputies at the residence on Tuesday morning,
(14:28):
assisting animal control with removing all these dogs that she
had in there. She the debuty told her that the
house was deplorable, and she said, I just got home.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
From vacation, and he was like, I'm not talking about
last two weeks. I'm talking about last ten years.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Yeah. Man, when you see the photos, God, yeah. She
was charged one child neglect recounts filling the animal neglect.
She's being held on a thirty six thousand, five hundred
dollars bond.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Dude, she abandoned her home.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
You ought to hear this count and the filter at
homes surrounded by a stints of animal feces suffering from
neglect animals.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
While she indulged a two week birthday chip Las Vegas.
She is not smiling in a mugshot.
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