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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's been a while since I've been able to do this,
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but good.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Morning. Conetzsche wah bon joor.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Whatever language you speak, and wherever you're at in the world,
scratch that, wherever you're at in the universe, humans and
aliens alike, you are tuned into what we affectionately like
to call the worst case scenario. Yes, sir, we are
back live from sixteen hundred Utica Avenue.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
If you ever listened to the show before.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Normally, this is the part where I talk about all
the different reasons we almost didn't make it to air
because our fearless leader, Chad Abbot is always fiendishly scheming
to keep us off the air.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
But his hair brained plots.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Have actually worked for months now, big abbit, that's capital B,
capital A. I'm not body shaming in his secret cabal
of shadowy figures have been denying the good people what
they have so loudly demanded, recorded episode after episode after episode,
week after week after week, that will never see the
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light of day because of the ongoing conspiracy against us.
But you, yes, you, the lovely listener, made your voice,
heard your hashtag release the worst case cut.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Gotta say that slow, We're.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Seeing all the tweets we're seeing, all the rallies at
the Capitol were heard, and voila, like Houdini, we are back.
And by we I mean me Max Fuller aka Maxie
Robinson aka Jesse Frowns aka a million other things. I
am the sole reason for the worst and worst case scenario,
because my friends here are nothing but the best.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
First up, we got a man who, in our absence.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Has truly lived up to his cornfield casta nova moniker,
in the roughly eleven months that worst case scenario has
not been on the air. This man has not only
gotten married three different times, but he's also fathered seven
and a half different children. Oo Father's Day was essentially
a meet and greet for him, because the man has
so many kids.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
He doesn't even know them all.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
In Iowa they call him the Hawkeye stay Hottie, but
here in Saint Louis Park we simply call him Brett
pro create more.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
See you later, father.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
You know, out of all the avenues you could have
went with them, that was maybe the last one I
was expecting.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't know why that one struck me this morning,
but I got a real kick out of it.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm going to go down this lge well.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Speaking of pro creation, because I saw this on the
text line and I had to let you know about it.
And I don't know why you can't see it on yours,
but I see it on mind.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm not even gonna say.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The area code of this person just to not out him,
but I'm gonna this is a real text that I
see on the text line. The last man standing from
worst case scenario. Great to hear the show's back. I
got laid last night. Life is good.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Man. If we're right up there with getting laid, I
think we're doing O. I think we're doing pretty dead.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
That's one of the great texts of all tests on
the text line.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Congratulations to that guy whoever, what does that see? That's
my number? Wait a minute, Oh sorry, I didn't mean
to send that the text line.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Next up, if you read the recent reports that Americans
have waged over sixty billion dollars in bets thus far
into twenty twenty five, just know that this man alone
accounted for about thirty billion of that. In our extended absence,
he's been training in the remote Russian mountains of Dagistan
for his upcoming UFC debut. Over the last year, he's
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probably I don't know, met like forty three different celebrities.
Somehow cameoed in the New Superman movie and went on
a date with Angel Reese. That's why we call him
the Man of a Million Stories. That's why we call
him the Human Onion. That's why we call him. Sir
Robbie of House Rosen, Mister Robbie Rosen.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
House, Wow, Wow, thank you very much. Came is Lex
Luthor the round the clause. If you're wondering where I am,
I was.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I was caught at a Coldplay concert on camera with
mister met So I actually had to disappear from from
public life, but I am back here and worst case
scenario is back with Avengeans.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Can we talk about that too, because I've seen hundreds, hundreds,
hundred hundreds of these Coldplay cams that sporting events are
doing now.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It's amazing, it's great, it's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's like the worst day of that guy's life, and
it's it's brought us all together as a nation, and
it's a meme.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's it's so funny.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
And as as someone who has you know, really good
friends that I've cheated before, not me, just really good friends.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
This isn't ask, this is this is not You're not
doing that thing with your finger.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Rotations, you know, that's just I just have something wrong
with my eye.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's why it looks like I'm winking.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You gotta just play it cool in that situation, right, Yeah,
I didn't even know, like this guy. If you haven't saw,
if you've probably been living under a rock. But the
CEO of Astronomer, which I didn't even know what the
hell that was. I just was like, he's just the
CEO of all astronauts all all, you know, Like I
didn't know what the hell that was. It's some type
of data company. He's the CEO. He was caught at
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a Coldplay concert on the kiss cam with the hr
lady of said astronomer company.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
And they immediately they get caught.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
They're they're noodling, and then they immediately both try to
Like the dude goes and hides off camera. The girl
turns around and puts her hands over her face in shame.
But you gotta just play it cool. Nobody knows who
the hell those people are.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, we don't condone adultery or cheap you know, but
no of course, not if you're gonna do it. If don't,
that's the worst thing you could have done, because if
they just would have played it cold and did a
little wave like hey, it would have never went viral, right.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I do think though, if you look, and internet sleuths
have have kind of examined this frame by frame. If
you look at where his hands are placed, they're inside
of her hands.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
So that is you know, skill skin to clothing, not
exactly hand on hand combat. So I think there's a
little more you can read into that.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But we never would have saw it, you know, And
that's what I'm workers were there at the concert. Nobody
else on planet Earth would have saw. Nobody's just watching
Coldplay kissed cam footage.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah. I am not going to knock get it, that's
your thing. I'm not trying to yuck anybody's yup.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But I highly doubt that they would have been caught
if they had just playda your kink is kink, shame.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I just gotta play it smooth. But how dumb are
you to do that? You're you're ca noodling at a concert.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It's not like Coldplay, some obscure band anyway, I feel
like those types, like the CEO types, they probably thought
they were safe wherever about they were on, but they
just think they're above it all.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
I mean that Gal, I think I read this so
Grain assault territory here. I thought I read that her
current or now probably ex husband is also a CEO.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
So she's just going all over the play.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I think Grain assaults making sure you.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Watch the PowerPoint about not hooking up with.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
And then all these all these articles have come out
about past with past comments about what he said about
her and just basically praising how great, uh and uh
a career she's had and what a resume and what
a thrill it is to bring her aboard. And now
obviously everything has kind of come to light. His life
basically fell apart in ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, because now he's resigned from from the company and
everything like that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Which I I think like if he was just.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Canoodling with some random person, maybe probably doesn't have to resign.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But you're can noodling with the age, you could have explained.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It away if it was like somebody like random, you
know what I mean, like.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Or something you know, I mean, that's like going for
drinks with like your AA counselor you know.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
What I mean. It's not round, it's it's just absolutely
un That camera guy knew what he was doing. Whoever
that camera guy is he was he was rubbing his
hands together. He's messy right there.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
How about the lead singer Coldplay too immediately recognizing it
because he says in the video goes, well, either they're
having an affair or they're very shy audio. It was,
Oh yeah, it was obvious for everybody, even the lead
singer said that.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
Now, last night, Coldplay was at the home of Brett
Blake Moore's Wisconsin Badgers at Camp Randall, and I.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Think he wore a cheesehead at something.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Before they put the cam up, he basically gave a
cheeky warning to the crowd and said, all.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Right, we're gonna put the cam. Everybody put their makeup on,
to put their makeup or something like that. You have
time to put your makeup on, and he was laughing
it off.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Everybody knew everybody was in on the joke, but I
think they they kind of played along last night down
in Madison.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, they got to it's it's the meme that's that's
taken social media by I mean, we've seen all different
types of iterations from TV shows, from movies.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think, what is it?
Speaker 1 (09:14):
A couple of different sports teams have done. It's with
their with their mascots and all everybody's everybody's in on
the bit now except for astronomer CEO and Byron, he's
not on the bit.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I am monitoring the Bradshaw bry KFA text line. Here's it.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'm all for a good conspiracy theory. I think it's
fun except that the state fair, except that the state
didn't even mean to go there.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
But here we are. Yes, But it was.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
The last time we were on the air, Wasn't it funny?
Speaker 3 (09:44):
How there's there's a text that says people speculate the
girl laughing next to him paid the cameraman to bust
that level juicy.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
That would be juicy right there, that'd be something. What
a scoop there were she knew right away.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I wonder who she is in relation to them, or
she was just a random person that was just like
oh and just picked it up right away. Like you said,
it was pretty like everybody and their mom could see
what was happening.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
There were rumors that she was another employee, but then
that was quickly debunked.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
So I guess she was just some random person that's
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
That's that's gotta be awkward because you want to laugh, right,
but you don't want to be seen as cruel, right
because you're right.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
There next to her. But she was laughing. I mean,
she had herself a good little time.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
That's just you gotta play it off. You gotta play
it off smooth.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You should have just they would have just kept holding
each other, act like no big deal. Camera would have cut,
nobody ever would have known. Nope, not at all, unless
it was like a company outing or something.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Yeah, they could have went the other way and leaned
into it even more, right.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
But then maybe that would have went viral too.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
If you would have like dipped her over and everything,
that is one way to.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Go about it, go in on it would be something.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
But they clearly they're amateurs right there, just from you know,
tips and tricks.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I've heard from friends that I've done stuff like that,
not me, you know.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
So they probably won't be reuniting anytime soon, but we
have reunited here. On worst case scenario, the band is
back together.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Which if we were bad, what do you guys, what.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Instruments do you think we would all play? Like who's
the lead singer, who's like the guitar, like the bassis,
the drummer. Would you what do you think you'd play robbery?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
I'd want to be on the piano with a mic.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah, I could see you doing that.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Can you play? You play any instruments?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I used to play the cello, Yes, fancy played that
for a few years, the doing Long Island Island the
correct on Long Island, not in No. I just I
didn't like the violin. I didn't want to lift it
up in the air, and the cello was pretty easy
just to sit there and just kind of put.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
The bow back and forth.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Is it bad that every time I hear this is
a weird sentence to say, but every time I hear cello,
I just think a school of rock.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
You know, it's just a bass. Jack Black one of
the greats.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
You know.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Sometimes, like people complain I about someone like Kevin Hart,
like he's the same person in every single movie. Jack
Black is also the same person in every single movie.
But it's great, you know, Like people sometimes I don't
like it, but sometimes I complain, like the rock is
the same person every movie, and I'm like, I'm kind
of sick of this. But Ryan Reynolds and Jack Black
are the same person in every movie. And I'm like, oh,
look at these guys, these crazy guy Like I don't
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know this. He's because I was watching Minecraft with my
daughter a couple months ago. I'm like, this is Jack
Black in every single movie. He's gonna sing a little ditty.
He's gonna be kind of wacky, out there guy, but
wholesome at the same time.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Saving Silverman. He was in the Neil Diamond tribute.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Man.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
It's it's he's the same guy and every single movie.
But it's great. We all love Jack. He's doing Tenacious Tea.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I was just about to say, if you ever sat
down and listened to Tenacious or or there's a great
song he was in called the sax Man that I
can't play on the air with the Lonely Island.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
At first, I was like why, and then you said
it Lonely Island. It's like, ahh yeah, yeah, I see
why you can't play that.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
That's one of the that's a hidden gem or her
gently you can't play that one either.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I would love to play the saxophone if we were
in a band, that would be sweet. I don't know
if there's like room for a saxophone. I just want
to play the saxophone. My band teacher told me that
my lips were too big, so I couldn't try to
play the saxophone. Really, yeah, I don't know what that
was motivated by.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
It's also I don't know if she knows anything about
the history of jazz music.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I don't think that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
But I had to play the tuba instead, Like do
they not sit around the read I don't know. She
literally just told me, She's like, your lips are too big.
Blow into his mouthpiece and I was like, and she's like,
all right, yeah too.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I get out two of the brass band, the music
the music man basically just have it.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Chopped over the shoulder, ready to ready to tube anywhere
I went.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Yeah, I was. I was a tube of guy.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Funny enough, my daughter plays a baritone, so it's not
too far off from the from the tube.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But I was a tube of guy. Would not want
to be a tube of guy in our band?
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I think I I think I I'd be the saxophonist
maybe in the background that comes out for like a sweet,
sweet little solo, so piano, saxophone.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Well, somebody's got to play the guitar and Brett, Well,
Brett plays the guitar.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I do play the guitar, Yeah, I do. I was
about this close to playing uh at the Root party,
very close to playing on stage out.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
When's the match? We want to tell them coming out?
Just wait? Do you sing too? What do you do?
These songs?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I would highly recommend not hearing. I can't play guitar
in this. I'll say this though. With Robbie on the keys,
that was gonna be my answer because I'm behind the
board the whole time. But with you behind the keys
and you on the sacks, I feel like I have
to be like a sound tech or something just to
I don't know if the guitar fits into this equation here,
but we've got the mix sure jazz.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Club somewhere, the worst case scenario instrumental band, because nobody
wants to hear any of us sing anyways, unless somebody's got.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Some bars to drop you ever rapped?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
So?
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (15:16):
I actually played Beanie Siagel in a talent show.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (15:22):
I knew that that would get Max so Jay Z
Cameron and Beanie Siegel came out with a song called
Welcome to New York City shortly after nine to eleven.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Beanie Segal former Rockefella member Jay Z's kind of right
hand man during his ascension to superstardom.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
So those that don't know, I played Beanie Siegel in
the rendition of Welcome to New York Did you have
a dog on? No?
Speaker 4 (15:50):
I had, because that was back wearing the jersey backwards
like criss cross.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
They really tried it. It was like fetch. They really tried
to make the backwards jersey thing happen. It just didn't.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
It just didn't. It just didn't. It didn't stick. It didn't.
It's like the Nelly band aid, it just didn't. Didn't
necessarily No.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
But there there I was, my Purple eleven just wearing
a bastwards on the stage to New York City.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I would pay a lot of real American dollars to
see that footage. If someone out there has that footage,
I would. I would absolutely love to see that. Maybe
you could get that band back together, Robbie Wallwerck. But
while we're on the subject of bands getting back together,
do you guys have a band off the top of
your head that you'd want to see reunite, much like
the worst case scenario is doing today. The first one
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that comes to my mind, I mean the Smiths, that'd
be sweet.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
They're all pretty old.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I'm not sure I want to hear Morrisey talk about anything,
maybe just sing the songs, but because he's a pretty
problematic person. But the band that comes to mind for
me is Outcast. I would love and they didn't have
like a tumultuous breakup by all accounts, I think Andre
three thousand and Big Boy are still pretty good friends.
Andre three thousands just off wandering the world somewhere playing
the flute on like trains, and he's a he's a
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weird guy. He's like a vagabond, just kind of wandering
the universe doing weird random side quests at this point.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
So I would love to see Outcasts come together.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
They're one of the great, not only just hip hop groups,
one of the great musical groups of all time. You
can't really tell the story of American popular music without
talking about Outcasts. So I'd love to see Outcasts get
back together. Do you guys have any bands you'd like
to see reunites.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
I got a couple from the nineties. One would be
R E.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
M Ohm okay, Michael Stipe and and and the crew
h r EM a legendary band, and then the other
one is a sentimental favorite. And that's in sync.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I I didn't sync on my list too. I I
didn't sync on my list to boys are Back? So
they're all are they back? They have the Spear show now?
Oh yeah, spear okay.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I've seen a couple of tiktoks about that of very
space themes, like they're on a UFO or something. Yes, interesting,
but opening up with larger than life, I mean, come
on and then come on.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, that would I'd be in tears, have to throw
my jaws on the stage.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
And that CEO has shown him the meaning of being
the moment.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
They did kind of reunited.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
They maybe like a song together, I think for a
movie or something like that. They've like appeared together a
couple of times. I don't think they've gone full blown
reunion yet. I think they did a song like the
Trolls movie or something like that.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
They did, and I believe at some sort of ceremony,
awards ceremony in La the entire group got on stage
with j J T. I think was getting an award
and they all got on stage and did Amedley I think,
or one or two songs.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
But it's not like justin Tim Blake selling tickets right
now anyways. He I don't think he's very busy.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
With the US on Long Island. Yeah, I think he should.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
He should look into the inn Sync reunion as soon
as possible.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
And this is a comment for probably you Max.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
It is probably a little after your time, but I
think one of the members of in Sync is Chip Skylark.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I remember that. Yes, what a banger. That's a banger.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It is on streaming services. By the way, you can.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Listen to I can listen to all the all the
old Nickelodeon jams on streaming services.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
It is.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
It is an absolute bop. Do you have a Do
you have a band that comes to mind?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Brett Blake Moore. I know you like to skew a
little bit towards the obscure. I deal with your band
and musical interest.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
But you have a you have a band that that
you'd like to see it back together, dead or alive.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Well, thankfully, all my my favorites are still together. But
the Texter does bring up a good point rush but
unfortunately the drum. But I'm going to go in a
different direction. And I think I've said this once on
this show. I said it once last week. I don't
care that Oasis got back together.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't care. Why.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
I know one song by them, okay, and that's you
and not the rest of I don't.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
But what are you see the bands like they're jerks?
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Well, wonder I'm not joking. The word one of it
is like the bottom five songs.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, the Oasis is like catalog that's not that's catalog
of all music.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Wonderful. So you're going even further to like the center.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Core of the earth band song absolutely shoot It, Shoot
It into the Sun.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Wow, I don't. I don't get it.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Maybe maybe they got great tunes, but they seem like
they're not great people. They seem like they're kind of
jerks to each others as well, exactly what I'm talking about. So, yeah,
I don't care. I'm not saying wow, I'm just saying
I don't care that they got back together.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You can, I'll stand next to you on that one.
Bret Blake Morett don't look back in anger. Okay, we
got a text us send the fujis. That would be
a sweet That would be a sweet reunion. Yeah, yeah,
Fuji's reunion.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
We got a bunch of people blowing up the text
line because everybody's happy to see worst case scenario back.
And whether we've been on the air or not, you
already know this is the people show here on KFN,
and we want to hear from you. You, the lovely listener,
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Speaker 2 (20:58):
There's a plethora of ways to do so.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You can call the Hala hotline at eight hundred three
two zero five three two six. Brett Blakemore will kiss
you through the phone and then take care of you.
From there. You can get those thumbs moving here. It's oh,
such a bad such a good soldier. Boys not a band,
But I'd just like to see him get back on
the snod Just to see him get back on the
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case scenario. Back for the week on the fan, hanging
out with you until noon and Max Fuller alongside Brett
Blakemore and Robbie Rose in the house, always alongside us
as the lovely listeners, and they are inundating the text
line with various bands they'd like to see get back together.
Somebody said they'd like to see Rise get back together.
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We all would. I mean, that's number one. I'm every
that's absolutely number one on everybody's list.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I'm waiting and watching and wondering why they haven't gotten
back together.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Someone said the Foo Schnickens and Shaq need to do another.
That's amazing. That is amazing. Shack is one of the
great rap albums of all time. I will say that
Shaq is as underrated rapper. Yes, and also Aaron Carter, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
He also just said the other day he would have
got six if he played with Curry, So that's that
was an.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Interesting I did see that, Yeah, I saw that. People.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
A lot of people are up in arms, A lot
of the Kobe fans up in arms about that.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
But I don't think I don't think the shock is wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
A lot of people joining me and Brett standing alongside
us saying we got an oasis is way overrated and
an oasis is horrible as well.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
On the text line, G Unit was mentioned.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
As a band, they'd like to see it. That's amazing.
Come on, they had their time in the sun. Very
few wherever and that will ever reached the heights that
G Unit reached New York Queens, New York, New York represents.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
It's been a while since we've all been on the
air together.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
It almost feels today kind of like a training camp,
almost getting getting our legs back underneath this, albeit a
lot less physical and demanding training camp than our good
friends over at TCO where Vikings rookies begin reporting today,
with veterans reporting a little bit later in the week.
The first public practice is set to kick off on
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July twenty six. The football season's right around the corner, boys,
and I know the NFL has really mastered the art
of making it feel like football season is year round,
but the real football season is finally upon us, and
this should be one of the more interesting Vikings seasons
in recent memory. It feels like there's more storylines heading
into this season than a season a Game of Thrones.
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You got the beginning of the JJ McCarthy era. You
got all these new additions on both sides of the line,
offensive and defense. Of everybody's wondering what's going to go
on with the defensive secondary, possibly the final season of
one Harrison Smith. There's all types of things going on
in the sphere of the world of the Vikings. What
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do you, Robbie Rosenhaus, You're an elite Vikings mind, a
passionate Vikings fan.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
What is the top storyline on your mind heading into
Vikings training camp this week?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
I think there's one on either side of the ball.
I think upfront on offense and I think on the
back end on defense. Upfront on offense. Coming into the
season with a bunch of new starters, and a bunch
of injury questions coming off of last year when Fries
and also Kelly and darrisaw all had nagging injuries in
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the case some were more serious than others. Bringing in
a rookie guard drafting him in the first round. So
the mix on the offensive line is going to be new,
mixing it in with a new quarterback. And then on
the back end, who's the second cornerback.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Going to be.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Is it going to be Mikai Blackman, Is it going
to be Jeff Kuda, Is it going to be Isaiah Rodgers?
And THEO Jackson camp is going to play that out.
We know Flores likes to play three safeties a lot,
so that's another position where and Cam Bindham's no longer
here he took a big money deal with the Colts.
So be interesting to see the young faces in camp
on the back end and how the offensive line proceeds
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with its coheat early and if they can hit the
ground running, because again in this division, none of these
games are going to be easy. You look around the division,
Pretz Packers are going to be really good.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Who with the we're over in Dragonstone with the mover
of chains, Jordan Love just waiting to take over.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
Yes, and the new and the and the new, the
new Bears coach Ben Johnson as rich as a lanister,
and he's down there with his with his quarterback, his
shiny quarterback who maybe he can get the most out of.
And then Detroit who Jared Golf last year completed I
believe eighty five percent of his passes against the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
I don't know, it was some ridiculous it was some
ridiculous number.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
Like that that he just he he knows how to
expose the Flores defense. So that, to me is the
team that we're chasing. I know the Packers are going
to be good, but as far as storylines go up
front and offense and on the back end on defense,
but the division is going to be a bear. So
hopefully both work out in due time.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, I'm super excited.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
And there's lots of obviously lots of new faces on
the Vikings. You just mentioned Will Fries, that got Jonathan Allnge,
Von Hargrave, Jeff Acuda. I mean, out of all these
new guys, I can't forget Jordan Mason, who was a
beast on the forty nine ers last year when the
Vikings faced off against them and then and did a
really respectable job with McCaffrey down for most of the season.
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What do you who is who's the most the new
face that you're most excited to see, uh get into
action on this Vikings roster.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
I think I think I think you hit the nail
on the head. I think it's Jordan Mason. I think
that I think the running the radar.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I know everybody's obviously we're super excited because the real
holes were were the ones that we filled on the
defensive line and on the offensive line, So those are
the needs. But I think everybody's kind of forgetting that
that Jordan Mason could have a sneaky, really good season
and beast and be someone that a rookie quarterback like
JJ McCarthy might have to lean on a little bit
more than I know. This is a pass first offense
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always under Kevin Kevin O'Connell, but I should I would.
I would venture to guess they're gonna run a little
bit more when you got a guy like Jordan Mason
back there.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
I would say so, especially if he can come in
and do a good job pass blocking on the defensive
side of the ball. Though, I would mention Jonathan Allen.
I think that's an underrated pickup. I know the Niners
really wanted him, and they weren't able to make that
deal work. So he ends up coming to the Vikings
and they get a deal done here, and I really
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think he's going to be a really good fit on
that defensive line. And again against these offenses like Brettz
Packers and the Lions, which I just stated those facts
that they were going up and down the field, and
obviously the Bears offense. I mean, this defense is really
going to have to come out of the gates red hot,
and I think that defensive line is going to be
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a big reason why, with all the questions on the
back end, getting that pressure and not allowing the back
end to be exposed. I think that the veterans on
the defensive line will certainly help early on in these games.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
And I think most people's big concern heading into the
season would be the kind of the question marks in
the defensive secondary. But do you have any concerns that
jump into mind, because otherwise this Vikings roster is pretty
solid all the way around. Obviously, the offense is absolutely
loaded in terms of the skill positions and weapons. It
seems like this defensive line is completely revamped and was
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already a damn good defense under Bflow last year. But
I would imagine that the secondary is probably the chief area.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Of concern for most Vikings fans, right, Yeah, no, I
would say so.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
I mean, bringing back Murphy was a big deal, but
Blackman coming off the injury and then bringing in a
bunch of different veterans and rookies to try and fill
that back end, it's not going to be easy. Is
there room potentially for them to bring somebody in in
camp like they did last year with Gilmore? Yeah, it
is sure. And did he play a decent role last year? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
He did, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
He ended a couple of games there, including the one
in London with an interception. But you're right, is that
that is where the bullseye is for how this team
I think is going to kind of perform early because
you can't you can't be burnt toast back there and
just allow these teams to go up and down the field,
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especially on offense, which we don't know. I mean, JJ
McCarthy is a mystery box right now. We all hope
he's going to be good. We all think he's going
to be good. All the reports are coming out is
saying that he's really really come along in the in
the in the last couple of years through his injury.
But nobody knows until he gets out there and gets
on the field. I don't want to put too much
expectations on the kid, I don't. I just think it's unfair.
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I mean, these nobody's coming in the league, Like Jayden Daniels,
He's he's a one in a you know, in a
thirty quarterback.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
I mean, why special last year in the league and
tear it up last I mean, I mean we spoke.
I think I was.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
I was doing a show with Saws and Nordo. I
mean for for months where basically every other segment we
were talking about Malik Willis. Now he so to get
a quarterback and to and I think he started the
game for the Packers.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I think, didn't he at one pointer against two.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
And a half actually beat the former team in Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah, and the jag But I just I.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Just don't want to put too much pressure on it.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Max.
Speaker 4 (31:11):
And you know that in this town, that this is
a Vikings town, and everybody wants him to succeed and
everybody wants the Vikings to do well.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
And with JJ, it's and it's a totally different air.
It's more than just I feel like everyone is expecting it. Yeah,
it is expecting him to say. There's not even like
a lot of leeway in terms of the public conversation.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
It's just JJ's going to take us to the promise land,
which we all I hope so.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
And everybody around the Vikings facilities, everybody close with the
team has had nothing, and I mean nothing but praise
for this guy.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
So it's hard not to have the utmost faith in him.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
But like, I don't think anyone's even considering him not
being just an absolute A plus rockstar quarterback right out.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Of the gate.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
And I go back to it twelve years ago when
Mac Castle shattered his leg in New Orleans. It was
at the game and Teddy Bridgewater made his debut and
I remember him being thrown in there and he didn't
look great, and then they ended up finishing the year
and doing okay, and then the next couple of years
and then obviously that preseason game when he looked amazing,
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and then he stepped on a landmine and his knee
exploded and that was that. But I just think the
expectations you can draw from that and a young quarterback,
I mean, we haven't had one around here in a
while and with this much promise, And I can just
go back to all those Teddy conversations just how much
this fan base loved him and wrapped their arms around him,
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and I hope that they do the same with JJ.
Just just have patience and just be patient with him,
because I think we really have an unpolished gem here
and I think we're gonna shine him into a diamond.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Absolutely, and it's gonna be a it's gonna be tough.
Like you said, We've mentioned them a couple of times,
those dastardly Packers are always lurking around. The Chicago Bears
have a whole different look to them this season, and
of course the Detroit Lions are they're they're the kings
of the North right now, and you always got to
watch out for them. Brett, I'd be remiss to ask you,
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although it makes me sick to ask you, what are
your thoughts on your stinking, gosh darn Packers.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Heading into the season.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Who By the way, Max and River Falls, Texas that
Malik Willis is better than Jordan Love.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Well, it's just at chess.
Speaker 3 (33:20):
At chess, maybe, I mean Green Bay won eleven games
last year with a one legged Jordan Love and Josh
Jacobs was unbelievable and they didn't lose anybody. And I
understand the Jai Ara is gone, but he didn't play anyways.
I mean, I think he played like four games last year,
so I wouldn't consider that a big loss.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
And they just got better.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
They they got more weapons for Jordan Love, a couple
more wide receivers where I understand, oh, they don't have
a wide receiver one, they've got six wide receiver threes
like ha ha. But also if someone's not performing or
if the drops are as bad, we actually have enough
wide receiver death ring. Go okay, uh, you know Romeo Dobbs,
you're dropping passes. Guess what we've got Matthew Golden coming
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right in. Who's a stud that we just drafted in
the first round for the first time in god knows
how long. I don't see how they can't be you know,
another eleven potentially twelve win operation and compete for the division.
I'll say this, I think the Lions get worse after
watching quarterback and everything went through Ben Johnson. He was
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the mastermind of that offense with the stumblebum and all
these like trick plays. That was all Ben Johnson and
Jared Goff goes, Oh, me and him just get get
along so well, and we know we have a rhythm
and a great play call. I know what's coming next.
You got a new coordinator and guess what you come
to Lambeau week one where we've got.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
A well old machine in our offense.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
Oh, I'm just saying. I actually this is a true story.
I went my gal is a huge Viking sorer. Whole
family's huge Vikings roup, and I was out with dinner
with them, and one of them asked me, so, what
do you think?
Speaker 2 (34:57):
What do you think? Just what you did? What do
you think of the Packers this year?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Mostly kidding, but there's a little bit of me that's serious,
Like I think we're winning the division this year, and
the whole table just goes. I'm like, I'm only like
twenty five percent kidding. I'm doing the bit, but like
I do think we're gonna be really good. So yeah,
that answers that question.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
And the Lions also lost their defensive coordinator, Aaron Glenn
went to the Jets and now he is there head coach,
So Lion's losing both coordinators. There to Brett's born about
them falling off, and.
Speaker 1 (35:29):
It's hard not to take a step back to Actually,
their season was so amazing last year obviously aside from
the platform, but the regular season was.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
They were just played at such a high level.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
It's it's like, it's it's hard not to take a
take a step back. But surely the Lions will still
be in the mix. I hope and prayer that Brett
Blake Moore is wrong about his Green Bay Packers and
that they're horrible, but either way should be a super exciting.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Move A Chains eventually rode over Road West with the
dragons and burned down.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Come on, wow, the Mover of Chains.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Hopefully the Mover of Chains doesn't finish his story, much
like the end of Game and Thrones has yet to
be finished.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Spoiler show that came out a decade.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Ago novel wise, But either way, it's going to be
a super exciting season. And training camp gets started with
the first public practice. I believe this upcoming Saturday, so
get on down to tco to see your Minnesota Vikings
in action for the first time this year, and fellas
we've been gone for so long, we have a million
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different things.
Speaker 2 (36:33):
To talk about.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Somebody's already texted it on the text lines saying we
got to have some WWE conversation. I teased a little
bit of Minnesota wild talk earlier they released their schedule
earlier this week.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
That was bretton who hit that one that more than me.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
I mean, WNBA All Star weekend was over. The was
over this weekend. We could talk about the Twitter. We
could talk about Happy Gilmore too, ESPN eight, the Old
Show announcement.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
But if there's all different things to talk about.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
We will close out worst case scenario with a little
bit of a mixed bag segment. Max Fuller, Brett, Blake Moore,
and Robbie Rose in house, hanging with you till noon.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
We'll be back right after that. Welcome back to Kfan.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Worst case scenario is on your airwaves and in your
ear drums for one more segment. I just got to
say shout out to all of the lovely listeners out
there texting us in. You know, this is probably the
most sex worse case scenarios ever gotten. We got a
lot of long lived worst case scenario. Someone said they
were they weren't going to clean the chicken coop until
they heard us today. A lot of people excited to
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hear worst case scenario back on the airwaves. And it
really is like, even though it was, you know we
like to do the bits of off the top, it
really was because the people were asking so much about
it that we are here today. So I really appreciate
all the lovely listeners out there. Max Fuller here alongside Brett,
Blake Moore and Robbie Rose in a house. It's been
a pleasure hanging out with all of you at once.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Again. We've got so much to cover such little time.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
I figured why not do one of our patented mixed
the bag segments, And in my true patented fashion, I've
left us very little time for the last segment. As
if you're a longtime worst case Scenario listener, you know
that I am wont to do but we have to
do it because the Texters are asking for it.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Abbott wants to hear it.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Everybody wants to hear us deep dive into some w
w E, some wrestling talk and the rest of the
world has just been absolutely crazy since the last time
that we've all been together.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Boys.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
I mean, obviously John Cena is a is a heeled
now he's a villain. There's all types of different stuff
going on with the FED. I mean, Jelly Roll is
freaking wrestling. I don't know what he was training with
the Undertaker.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I mean he took that boot to the face from McIntyre.
The whole thing is stupid. Why are we doing a
celebrity bit. I'm done with the celebrity bit.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
I'm done with the celebrity Travis Scotti that's.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Not ruined though, the whole entire moment, and it's never
going to pay off, and it just ruined the whole
entire see, I I'm not I know a lot of
people have soured on the w W over the last
couple of months.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
People.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
I think Triple H was viewed as kind of like
this savior when he came in to replace Vince, and
now a lot of people are kind of like, well,
this isn't.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
That great either. But I've enjoyed the w W project.
Speaker 1 (39:27):
I've been enjoying it a lot more since when when
Vince was there for various reasons, but I don't.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
I do hate the celebrity synergy thing.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
It worked with it worked with Bad Bunny, and then
it pretty much never worked again. But you had and Logan,
I will say, for the most part, has absolutely been
just for the most part, but he has not really
I feel like he's kind of hit a ceiling, like
he's stagnated. They have to do something, like they have
to either give him wins, which sometimes feel awkward like
when he beat aj Styles, or give yeah, you know,
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like it just feels like there's he hasn't really evolved,
like we've seen all the things that Logan Paul can
do in the ring, But in general, I'm kind of over.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
The celebrity synergy thing. And I just I don't know.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Maybe he's a good guy. I don't know why I
hate Jelly Roll. I can't meat sauce. Yeah, I will
stand proudly second, I just see him everywhere.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
I hate it.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Can I give a public service announcement as far as
wrestling goes, Yeah, because I'm so sick of seeing this online.
This is very narrow casting. But okay, why are we
Why is the internet obsessed with turning the top baby
Face's heel. Every single Cody segment gets comments, when's he going?
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Heel?
Speaker 2 (40:44):
Lander? Cody?
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Everybody wants to see Cody turn into a It's the
same thing they did to John Cena for years and
now John Cena's heel, and I think most I think
most of us can agree that it is at least
the timing of it has been a mistake.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I just think that the grass is not always greener,
and if you look at John Cena, it.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Doesn't always work.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
If sometimes if a guy's a good baby face and
he's over and the kids love him, just let him
be a baby face. And if you boo him, then
he's your heel already. So I just don't get it.
Why ruin a good thing? And it doesn't make an sense.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
I think Cody still got some juice as But first
of all, there is nobody to fill that void. The
WW is doing crazy numbers in terms of merch sales,
in terms of you know, the live shows and everything
from Cody, and a lot of that is Cody. Cody
is the captain of the ship, without doubt, and there
is not necessarily someone that's going to take that place.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
If Cody j so no, no, I know I mean,
everybody loves jab, but Roman.
Speaker 4 (41:39):
Just came back, okay in a week wow wow, yeah exactly.
He came back in spectacular fashion to your porn about
kind of being stale. That episode of Raw Monday Night
when they had the Gauntlet match and bron Breaker just
went to everybody and then at the end Roman comes out.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I mean, that was that was some good stuff. That
was good stuff, right.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
You know. And then and the ladies division has been
on the carry. They're carrying the product right now on Fire.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Naomi guys as probably the best wrestler.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
He is amazing.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
Her and Rhea put on a match that was unbelievable
last week. It was incredible, and then Naomi obviously comes in,
she cashes in and I love and it was great.
But I mean just just tremendous storytelling on on both sides.
And then you have obviously Tiffany Stratton and Jade Cargill.
So it's a it's really good stuff in the women's
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division for the first time, I think, and since the
Charlotte Becky Bailey Sasha days, well when they.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
Were kind of going, it just feels like they're finally
given less than like they've always had good match, like
good storylines for the title holders, but it feels like
we're getting more than just like the two top title holders.
There's like a variety of different storylines going on with
the one because the in ring product has always been there,
I mean, per per wrestler, the women are better than
the men and in terms of WW per wrestler, absolutely,
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but now they're finally getting the storylines to accompany that,
so that should be exciting. Do you guys have anything
on your Summer Slam wish lists? It's like about two
weeks away. I think two weeks from today, first weekend
night Summer Slam in history. Do you have anything on
your wish list?
Speaker 2 (43:21):
The second one will be here next year, right.
Speaker 4 (43:24):
I hope Cody takes the title, Brett, I know you
think the same.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Do you have anything else for us?
Speaker 3 (43:28):
I mean I hope he does, just because I'm a
Cody cry baby, but I don't think he will, especially
that it's a street fight now. I think Sena will
cheat his way in.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I think it.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Scena will hold it basically until December when probably Cody
takes it from him.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
I think Cody. I think Cody wins it. And this
starts Sena's Redemption tour.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I don't think it's out the window that Sina wins
another title.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
I think he could be gooned there. I think we do.
I'd be fun.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
I think he's very and a lot of people were
upset that it wasn't John Cena versus Gunther heading into WrestleMania.
I think trip H is gonna see that, and I
think everybody had their eyes on the seventeen. I don't
think anybody's thinking about eighteen. So inches Rasina possibly winning eighteen,
And watch out or your upcoming Sundays, because when one
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way at shape or form, there will be some worst
case scenario.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Shenanigan's heading your way.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
In the meantime, go touch some grass, get out on
the lake, maybe catch a bass, maybe hit the club
and shake some ass.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Be back here at same time, same place next week.
I'm Max Fuller signing off for Brett Blake Bore and
Robbie Rosenhaus Love y'all piece