Worst Case Scenario: NBA and NHL Draft Recaps, Lies Your Parents Told

The Worst Case Scenario is back, they let you decide the last segment, they talk NHL and NBA drafts, some combat sports, and horror movies you wouldn't want to be in.

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We almost didn't take it to theair. They keep they keep trying
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this time, it wasn't the man. It wasn't the fault of our fearless
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either. It was it was me, Thank you. I advocated that we

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but I was denied like a muggsyBogue layup attempt on dakimbe Matumbo and
alas. We are live and localand hanging out with you until one pm.
My name is Max Buller ak MaxCollege Caulkin aka Robert Denierfro and I

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put the worst in worst case scenario. Make sure to capitalize the W because
I'm just that bad. But myfriends here there are the best of the
best. First up, we've gota guy that has become stricken with an
affected British accent from watching all theHouse of the Dragon and European soccer he's
been watching all week. He's beenwalking around the studios calling cookies, biscuits

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and saying things are cheeky. Idon't know what's gotten into him, dog
crisps dog, Yeah, yeah,I'm calling trash rubbish. We don't know
what's gotten into him. But backin ey what they call him the Cornfield
Casanova. Here in Saint Louis Parkwe call him Sir Brett blay Bloke more.

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Yeah, that's that is correct.It with all the NHL draft pronunciations
that's close enough. You told mebefore, you know, hey, do
you have anything for for fan favoritelater? And I was like, not
really, I have sense come upwith four different ideas, four different and
and probably none of them are anygood. But one of them, which

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your whole, which I'm not goingto use because you brought her up,
was viral sensations. Because did yousee last night in Nashville that was on
stage with who is It? LukeBryan was brought her on stage to sing
a song and it was her unbelievableLuke Bryan. I did not. I

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was unfamiliar with the game. That'sa good thing. Yeah, man,
I mean she knew the Luke format. I'll tell you what watching that video
I didn't. Next up, I'mnot gonna say this man had a parlay
on the Mets winning sixteen other lasttwenty I'm not gonna say this man had

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a parlay of the Spurs trading theirfirst round draft pick to the Timberwolves eighth
overall. And I'm not gonna saythis man had a parlay on the Links
winning the Commissioner's Cup. But let'sjust say he pulled up to work today
in a Cadillac on twenty four inspinning rims, and his gold grill in
his mouth is so shiny I'm blindin one eye. He is the Long
Island sound of five Burrow Bellow,the Human Onion, the International man of

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Mystery, mister Robbie Rosenhouse. Unfortunately, I put it all on your pro
hospitality got kicked in the head lastnight, as we'll get to a short
recap later in our potpoursegment of UFCthree oh three. But good to be
here, and no, unfortunately thereis no Cadillac outside. But we can
have the spinning rooms, though Ido have. I was just gonna say
I do have the spinning rooms thoughthat you can see from one hundred.

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Happy to be here with all ofyou today. Are you guys this weekend
going so far? Are you guysdoing anything fun? You guys go see
any movies? Are you guys bigmovie theater goers at all? Yeah?
I would say when when big moviescome out like Dead Poem Wolverine's coming out
shortly, I think it's gonna begood. But anytime something gets a ton
of buzz, I'm definitely in thetheaters to us see it. Brett,

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Yeah, I echoed that I can'twait for that. That another trailer came
out for it the other day,looks great. I like the theater experience
if it's like a big summer blockbuster, like I will never forget. I
think I saw Endgame in theaters maybelike fifty times. It was so good.
No, that's one of the besttheater experiences of all time. Yes,

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yeah, for sure, I'll gosee anything in the movie theater,
like, not even just I willgo see a documentary, oh, anything,
anything. I would scroll on Instagramand look at all those swimsuit models
that mysteriously got on my for youpage. I have no idea, we
have no idea, how that idea, how that happened. I'd scroll on
Instagram at movie theater if I could. I just even though on the Bootleg
King fourteen years running, and yes, yes, even though I'm a king.

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That's not using how minor Key's work. But I'm a man of the
people. It's a democracy. I'vebeen voted fourteen years in a row,
the Botleg King. I just Ilove the movies. Not to go Nicole
Kidman on the bit, but it'smagical, you know what I'm saying.
That's fine. Time ceases to exist, reality, bends, breaks, bursts

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out of the screen. The speakersare rather than your bunk. I just
love the movies. I literally ina world in a world. It's it's
the best thing ever, man Likethe lights are low and just you're in
a whole different plane of existence.It's it's absolutely the best. But I'd
say out of all the different kindsof movies, horror is probably h O
R R horror. Yes, Iannunciate horror. Yeah, it's probably like

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the most enhanced by the theater experience. You know, like you get you're
in that dark setting, you're kind, you're buying in. Everybody else around
you is ready to be scared.You could hear people kind of shuffling in
their seats, and you got thesound system, which is obviously like key
to any good horror movie is themusic and the sound and the effects and
everything like that. And I wentto go see a new horror movie over

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the weekend. Actually I spent myweekend at the movies, putting myself through
fecal matter inducing fear. I wentand saw the news. I saw the
new A Quiet Place movie. Idon't know if you guys have ever seen
Quiet Place one I have place.I know, I mean, I know
what happens. But yeah, forthe those who are unfamiliar, you know

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the premise of the franchises, basically, these aliens fall to earth and they
I mean they're blind as a bat. They couldn't see me at a clan
rally, right, but they can. They have the best hearing like that
in your breath. They have thebest that they can hear anything like you
can't even whisper, you can't nothing. They can hear every single thing,
and they just blindly just rip uponor anything that they hear. Any living

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being that they encounter that they hear. But they can't see anything, So
everybody has to live in silence.You know. John Krazisky Jim from the
Office made the first two movies.They're fantastic, and this one was like
a prequel. It's about the firstday that they landed, and it was
terrifying as a great movie, emotionaland all that stuff. But all I
kept thinking about is how absolutely ftI would be if I had to live

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in a world where I was permanentlyquiet. Like me and you, Robbie,
we're naturally loud people. We're Donzel. Well, the first people.
The aliens are coming for it's over. It's like they're looking at us like
barbecue chicken. Like Shaq would sayit, because like it's the smaller defender.
I mean, it's we're done.Tho it's over. I wouldn't.
I wouldn't expect either one of usto shut up about anything. I think

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I'd try to explain, you know, quantum theory of physics to these aliens
before I escaped. Yeah, Ithink the two of you and the common
man Dan Cole chick no chance,no shot, no chance. I mean,
what if I say something funny,got a laugh at it, like
I got a lap. But whatif somebody says that fluoride is not timeless

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music. I gotta get excited,you know, excited someone says low Waye
is not like the Beatles. Igotta get hype, you know, I
gotta defend. Yeah. So I'mdone though. So I just was thinking
about horror movie settings in general,and which what what is the horror movie
setting, you know, a nightmareon Elm Street Friday the thirteenth, What

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is the horror movie setting you atleast want to be a part of a
quiet place? Is definitely up there? For me Nightmare and elm Street is
as well. I can't stay asleepto save my life, but I can
fall asleep anywhere I can fall.I have and Ken fall asleep at the
Excel Energy Center, not during Wowdamn. It was actually during Monday Night
ra I had a little too manypops at Cassettas ahead of time, but

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somebody told me to pipe down.During Monday Night run. I was sitting
next to Breach, I was sittingnext to Bread. Yes, somebody next
to me was like, be quiet. I'm like, I'm at a wrestling
event. I'm not at the balletLike get lost is what is the horror
movie set that you at least wantto be a part of, Rabbie Rosenhow
I don't know about least fun Youwere just talking the whole time. It

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was so funny. Sorry, Ireally was, I really was. I
was talking over the match. Butyou know, I'm sorry. We're to
te Tory. I know we're butno, you're doing it right now.
I'm gonna go back to the wellthat that would be a horror movie in
itself, But back to the horrormovie that I think I would probably perform
the worst in would be Saw.I mean, I I just I just

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don't. I just don't unless Ihad somebody like Cory or Charch or somebody
who knew really how to play games. Well, I'm not sure if I
want to be a chain to abathtub having to cut off my wrist or
something to uh to survive. I'veonly seen three or four of them.
I didn't see them after that.Yeah, So I mean one and two
are great, don't get I rememberseeing one legitimately in the theaters, and

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I remember walking out being like,holy smokes, like this is one of
the coolest things ever, just andthen the next one with the guy in
the chair and everything. So jigSaw. But I would say that that
would freak me out the most unlessI had somebody who really knew how to
think their way out of the situation, like somebody who's really good at games,
like our password champ Corey or formerpassword champ sorry Charge or former password

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champ Corey. Yeah, now thatyou said that, now I'm just thinking
of the little doll like the jigsadcoming out and then just being like,
clue number this is a person.It's like, oh my god. There's
a lot of weeks that I wouldabsolutely die Brett Blakemore, what is the

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horror movie setting that you at leastwant to be a part of love meat
saucer age. You're good, youget it? Clear? Yeah, you're
god. Well, I'm not ahorror movie guy. Horror movie guy.
So the answer is none of them. But just for the sake of I
think bird Box would be an alltime bad one. Yeah, right,
because that's like, that's like thesimilar to Quiet Place but you can't see

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right correct. So yeah, thereit started the trend of I don't know
if it started the trend, butit was a part of the trend of
horror movies that just took away asense. Yeah yeah, bird Box.
Like further, there was another onethat took away like another sense now I
can't remember, but anyways, sothat that would be there's that too dead
the whole time spoiler. See.So so yeah, if there's any apocalypse

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horror movie, I'm done immediately.It's it's over for me. I'm not
a survivor. There's no cheese pizza. You had to go based off of
your diet. You're pretty much doneas it is. I mean, there
was that Stephen King book, TheStand and and then they did a mini
series on that about the but thewith the birds and stuff and how they

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would fly and just basically the endof civilization here. That would be kind
of a hard but Stephen King obviouslyis or what greatest? What about the
happening? Remember that? So thatwas it was an m night shamal one
worst director of all time. Well, I'm not gonna confirm, but it
was basically like the plants, thetrees and all plant life started putting out

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this like toxin, those just makingpeople, Oh yes, commit interesting Robbie
kind of alluded to it. Now, I'm curious if you had to,
if you had to have someone fromthe fan by your side in a horror
movie setting, who are you goingwith. I'm gonna go with my man,
Captain Billy One. I mean,come on, he's a survivor and

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he's outdoors man. He'll tell youeverything about that. We'd be totally fine.
And any said Freddy versus Billy,give me Billy, Jason, give
me Cat like that is an unbelievablepick. I wasn't. Pierre, come
on, I'll go with Carlo Zuckerbecause there's always a pretty woman that dies

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in the horror movie. Potentially Iwould be saved because she was. She
would be sacrificed for the greater good. But I would sacrifice her for the
greater So you're saying, monsters coming, kick her in the knee and keep
it moving. Yeah, wow,No, I'm not gonna shameless. Somebody

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asked me for a scenario that wouldn'tbe the worst case scenario, but it
would be one scenario that could play, you know, you know if it's
more of like a zombie one.Yeah, I think Ben Lieber could could
protect. Yeah, that was mysecond choice for sure. Yeah, for
sure. Good negotiator. Yeah,good negotiating. Come to like a community.

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He's gonna he's gonna have my back, you know what, because like
a lot of zombie movies, don'tit, but in real life, think
about it, they'd be like,like what if Lebron James was a zombie,
You're gonna need a guy like Libraon your side, you know what
I'm saying. These zombies aren't justlike skinny little things like me. Like
what if, like Aaron Donald,we're all done shack? Yeah, exactly,
shack the zombie. You need aguy like actually, Zombi last week

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zombies. Yeah, you need aguy like le bron your side. We
ask you, the lovely listener,what is a horror movie setting? You
would not want to be a partof it? And if you had to,
who from the fan would you choose? I'm assuming myself, Robbie Rosenhaus
and Brett Blakemore are not going tobe choices, and if we are,
shouldn't listen with some sort of teenagemutant ninja turtles And you needed three three?

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pole there. And it was oneof you guys's offerings for the final segment.
Brett Blake Moore, you said youhave you said you have four different
one more ideas you want to do. How about two I can do too.

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You can take one if you wantback ahead. Well, I don't
know what yours is, but here'sone that I had the idea for.
There. This was a long timeago. It's short story. I was
going to a Peach Bowl in Atlantawith my dad. I was probably ten,
and there was EA sports outside thecollege football NCAA football at the time,

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and they were filming fans saying,e A Sports, it's in the
game, and I went up.It was before like you were embarrassed to
be seen, you know. SoI'm like, I'm gonna do that,
and so I go up. Idid not find out until maybe a year
ago that they ran out of filmand they didn't even record me. Wow,
And everyone just lied to me andsaid and my dad basically said,

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yeah, just pretend like you're filminghim and then he won't know the difference.
So the new game came out andI'm like, where am I?
So? Lies, parents have toldyou that you've just now Okay, Yes,
I like that one. Lies,Okay, Lies, you were told
as a kid, give us,give us another one. And then Robbie
roseenhelds, you can close. Multipledrafts have happened, draft busts that we

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were all excited for and then neverpanned out. Oh Okays that someone you
were just dead wrong about him inthe NBA draft. I got a couple
of those that come to mind forsure. Robbie Rosenhaus, what is your
offering for the fan favorite segment?Well, you were talking about Cadillacs and
rims and stuff before, and uhI saw car. I saw car the

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other day. It was just thisgorgeous Porsche. Just that would be what
would be one of my dream cars. So exactly, yeah, I mean
yeah, if you so, ifyou, if you had one big purchase
to make, and you and youwanted to make you know, what would
you you know, what would yourdream what would your first dream purchase?
Your dream purchase? So, likeyou see all these athletes going out there
buying houses for their parents, buyingcars, this and that. Then you

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see other athletes just kind of blowingit on these TikTok videos, kind of
throwing the money in the air orwhatever. But if you were responsible or
maybe not responsible, and your firstbig purchase, what would it be?
Because because I thought about that yesterdayas I was driving around, and I'm
like, that Porsche would be inmy driveway tomorrow. Okay, So dream
purchase purchases lies you were told aschildren, and drafts you were just absolutely

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dead wrong about. You can castyour vote on Twitter, slash x at
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help for a new ish segment thatwe got today called story Toppers. How
it works is one of us willgive a story and we leave it up
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subject and then I'll give a story, a Robbie or Brett will give a

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story, and then what we wantit's all listener input text line six four
six a six hola hotline eight hundredthree two zero five three two six Who
can top that story? And Ithink the story the topic that we're going
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you've got a story, you cantext us in early see if you can
top it. We just will storethem up. But we're gonna do that
in the second hour of the showstory toppers. Otherwise we're talking NBA Draft,
NHL Draft, fan favorite. Wegot a whole bunch more coming at
you. Worst Case Scenario is liveand local on the Fan. Welcome back

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to Worst Case Scenario on a Sundaymorning, Max Buller alongside Robbie Rosenhaus and
Brett Blake Moore. Happy early fourthof July and everybody out there. We
won't be able to say it beforethe holiday, So happy early fourth everybody
out there. Definitely looking forward toThursday. Get the toes out, get

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the grill out. You know whatI'm saying. I love the fourth of
July, you guys, big Fourthof July guys. Absolutely, I love
being a Pyro is the best.Yeah. Yeah, that's the only time
you can just be a pyro andno one just judges you, you know,
lighting fireworks going to because it wasn'tgrowing up legal in Iowa, so
we would make the drive like aweek ahead of time to the nearest I

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think Missouri was the nearest one,and then just stock up the Yeah,
the launchers and all that. Yeah, those are the best. The art
of putting everything away before the policeget there. What it surprised you to
know that the that the company Iused to go to to get the fireworks
in New York was named Gucci Fireworks. Gucci Fireworks the fireworks now, but

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I just remember going up going tohuge fireworks shows on the East River when
I was growing up in New York. I love the fourth of July,
being patriotic and just I think everybodythinks that Memorial Day is the unofficial kickoff
to summer. I viewed July fourthkind of as the as the kickoff to
Yeah, it's the big Yeah.I love Memorial Day, don't get me
wrong, and we obviously honor ourveterans and and but I think July fourth,

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though, is the is the kickoffto summer. For me, because
we are now two months away,less than two months away from the State
Fair. We're a month away fromtraining camp, and away we go here
on the beautiful Sunday here in Minneapolis. Yeah, a beautiful day. Hopefully
the fourth of July is also abeautiful day as well. The metaphorical fireworks

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were going off in the Timberwolves frontoffice draft room on Wednesday night, after
Tim Connolly and that front office sheftup another delicious dish on Night one,
nabbing Kentucky guard Rob Dillingham in atrade with the Spurs for the eighth overall
pick. I believe they sent overa twenty thirty one first round pick,

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so the equivalent of a twelve yearold essentially right now, for one of
the best guards in the draft.And then they also they didn't have to
give up their the first round pickthat they already had, so they selected
Illinois guard Terrence Shannon Junior with picknumber twenty seven. An aggressive move by
the Timer Bowls front office that doesn'tusually get super aggressive on draft night,
but obviously we know Tim Connolly,he's a mastermind. Scheffed up another brilliant

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heightst speaking not saying that the Spursgot fleeced or anything like that, because
they got a million draft picks inthe next I think they have the potential
to have what four first round draftpicks next year. Robbi rols, Yah,
Yeah, they're gonna have their own. They're gonna have the Hawks,
which is unprotected, the Bulls,which has protected one to ten, which
probably will convey, but then theHornets one is protected one to fourteen,

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which probably will not. So they'llwind up with three next year in the
twenty twenty five draft, which issupposed to be the best draft in fifteen
years. Yeah, everybody's saying it'sloaded. So the Spurs not tripping about
trading out of the top ten thisyear, and the Timberwolves are the better
for it because they get Kentucky guardRob Dilling him who buy all accounts?
I mean, everyone is saying it'sthe steal of the draft. This kid's
a stud. Him and Anthony Edwardsis gonna be electric, And I'm no,

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you know, Kentucky elite, Kentuckywild cat's basketball mind or anything like
that. But watching the highlights andgoing off of what everybody's saying, it
kind of sounds like he's almost everythingthat the Timberwolves need in one player right
now because we saw, especially inthat Maverick series when they went out in
five, the Timberwolves need a guythat can go out there and make his
own shot, go out there andjust get a bucket. It's something that

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that as deep as they were,we had a bunch of defenders, a
bunch of guys who can defend therim and the perimeter and everything like that,
but not outside of Anthony Edwards andCarl Anthony, Town's not a whole
lot of guys that can just goout there and create their own offense.
And that's absolutely what Rob Doing appearsto be. And he wasn't even starting
at Kentucky. He's just that good, bad electric. He shot forty seven

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percent from three. I had todouble check that three times because that doesn't
even seem human. Almost every otherthree he's putting up is going down nothing
button net. So it's we absolutelyneed another guy that can go out there
and shoot the three. That's somethingthat Timberls are lacking last year. Not
the biggest guy, so he's notgonna you can work on the defense,
certainly, but I mean, hey, neither is Mike Conley And where he

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works out just fine for us.And obviously we all love Mike Conley in
Minnesota. Mike, but he's gonnabe thirty seven, I think before the
season even starts. So we gottafind that air apparent. I think that
that's who we found in Rob Dillingham. Yeah, and the Spurs would have
stayed and picked Tituaye Ssalowon, whowas the Frenchman that win a sixth overall,

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and because he wasn't there that theSpurs traded out and Wolves went up
and took Rob Dillingham. And Ithink just watching Kentucky games last year,
watching about five or six of them, I mean he took big shots,
not only in the second half,but really late in the games as well,
took huge shots, came off thebench, as you said, is
undersized. We'll have trouble guarding guys. But who cares? To your point,

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who cares? Well? Who cares? Because they're so freaking big at
every other position right the exactly thatthey can cover up his deficiencies. All
he needs to do is be whohe is, a microwave score on the
offensive end. Connelly's a genius.They're paying him a ton of money to
do what he does, and yousaw what happened last year, and now
they're just adding around the edges,which is what we've asked them to do

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this offseason. I think the Shannonpick is really good too. I had
a guy who studies this for aliving who texted me and said that was
the steal of the draft. Soagain, you're talking to me about Dillian
being the steel the draft. Igot a guy texting me saying Shannon was
a stealing the Steeler draft. Anolder guy played really well at Illinois.
So but the Dillingham pick really excitesme though, because I think he's gonna

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get a lot of minutes off thebat to rest Conley for an older guy
during the regular season, there's gonnabe a lot of games against bad teams,
and they'll be able to mix inthe minutes and give dilling him a
chance to grow with the team eventuallyto take over in a year or two.
Yeah, I do think he's gonnato your point, I think he

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is going to start playing a lot. I think Tim kind of even said
as such to reporters right after thedraft that he's like, you don't make
that move if this guy's not gonnabe inserted into the lineup almost right away,
and I would anticipate Arren Shannon Juniorto not be too far behind him
there because there's a lot as deepas this Timberwolves team is, there is
a lot of openings on that bench. I mean, you got nas Reed
for sure, he's going to bethere, Nikhil Alexander Walker, for sure,

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he's going to be there. Everythingelse is kind of wide open,
man, And we don't know whereKyle Anderson's going to be or if the
Wolves even want him back, oreven if he if he does stay,
if he's going to crack the line, if he is a better option than
Dillingham or Terren Shannon Junior, whooutside I mean a lot of people are
projecting him Terren Shannon to be,you know, player of the Year midway
through the season, before all thatscandal started and everything like that so much

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which he was cleared of. Yeah, which he's all of that is behind
him. He can move on.By by all accounts, He's a great
downhill attacker, a pretty versatile defender. I think he averaged something like twenty
three points per game for the ALIGNIthis season, So I expect him to
crack that bench lineup as well,and then I think both of these guys
are going to play early, andI think they're going to play often and

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make a really big difference coming offthe bench for this ten Wolves team.
And just listening to a bunch ofthe post draft kind of coverage, not
only here locally but also nationally,and Jonathan Gavoni is the guy who you
probably saw on the NBA Draft coverageif you were watching on I think he

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was on ESPN. I don't thinkhe was on ABC, and he's basically
does what mel Kiper does but forthe NBA Draft for ESPN, and what
he insinuated on his podcast was thatthey knew all along that this was the
guy that they were targeting. Thatthis wasn't just some something that they did
on the whim that basically in theentire lead up to the draft, from

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the combine and just through the seasonon, that this was a player that
the Timberwolves had in their sights fora long time. This isn't just something
that came up in the last fewdays before the draft. So this is
a guy that they've identified, thatthey've targeted, that they feel like is
going to be a foundational You don'ttake top ten picks and not think of

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them as foundational pieces. So lookat what else is going on on the
team, and I think it's justa fantastic fit. I'm really excited to
see what he's going to provide nextyear, especially early on in the season.
Yeah, I am as well.Cannot wait to see that Anthony Edwards
Dillingham back corek andnot wait to seeTerrence Shannon Junior out there as well.

(28:40):
And hopefully, you know, theguys like Jalen Clark and some of the
other guys that we drafted in thepast can get in the lineup as well.
Yeah. Absolutely, And like Isaid, just kind of covering it
up and going back to those defensivebedrock principles that we saw in those first
two games against the Nuggets or throughoutthe regular season when they were the best
defensive team in the league. Andlook who won the title, the Celtics,

(29:02):
with how great defensively they were.It would have been it would have
been a throwback to the five PistonSpurs series for Celtics and Wolves with how
good defensively both teams were. ButI look so forward to seeing how the
coach is gonna kind of divvy upthe minutes as we get as we get
through there, because as you sawlast year, even not finishing with the
number one seed, they were stillable to advance pretty far one hundred percent.

(29:23):
Some other notable NBA draft bits,Purdue a giant, Zach Eaty no
good surprisingly went to the Grizzlies thatpick number nine. I don't think a
lot of people projected him to goin the top ten and the Grizzlies go
big with Zach Eaty. You don'tthink it's gonna work out. No,
I don't he should have. Imean again, like, I'm not gonna,

(29:44):
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonnareign on the kid. But I
just don't think he's going to bea good player. I think if it
was nineteen ninety four, he maynot even be a good player. I
mean, we had guys running aroundlike Evan Eschmeyer and Todd McCullough. I
mean, I understand who Yeah,two stiffs from the ninth I think one
went one Winter Northwestern. But anyway, I just don't think he's gonna be
a good player. I think he'llhave a ten year career in the Adriatic

(30:07):
League win. Yeah, when itwhen all is said and done, I
just I can't see him excelling againstbig man in the in the in the
in the NBA. Offensively, Idon't think he's gonna be much of a
factor, although I will say hewas doing all that with the point guard
that he had. Having John Morantas your point guard, he's gonna get
you some open buckets for sure.I do think he can be a little

(30:27):
some some defensively, especially when youhave defensive Player of the Year Jaron Jackson
Junior covering up for a the six. So they're going big. They're kind
of going Timberwolves ish and going twinTowers on the bit going big. But
I am I would say I leanmore towards him not being like a game
changing player. But I think itcan offer a little some sum But we'll
see, we shall see. Alsovery interested to see how this turns out.

(30:49):
The Okay see thunder. Another nicolLa has entered the NBA Nikola topic
topic sounds it just sounds so closeto Nicola Jokich, Charlie's Winter League drafts
and names that are hard to pronouncethe exactly Nikola Toepitch with the twelve overall

(31:11):
pick. He's gonna basically be outall the sea the entire his entire rookie
season. He's got an injury,so that's more of a long play for
him. But a lot of peoplehave say he's got a really high upside,
and you just, hey, iteven sounds exactly like yoga. You
can't doubt these survey guys anymore.I mean Yokich guys. Draft to dirt
a Taco Bell commercial. He's oneof the all time greats. So who
and the I mean the Thunder I'veshown to be elite draft mine. So

(31:32):
I'm a little nervous about this thistoe pitch, but we won't know until
at least twenty twenty. I thinkI think the wild Brett is that confirmed
to the wild Also take Nicola topitchthe Boal League and the seventh round.
Is that correct? No? Ithink just he he fell because he tore
his ACL a few months ago andteams weren't able to get you know,

(31:52):
really an extended look. For sure, I thought that he was going to
go in the top five to eightpicks. It turns out he did not.
He definitely could be that we talkedabout Dealingham being a steal. He
definitely could be another steal, especiallywith how he would fit in speaking of
the Thunder, I don't think Igot your thoughts on the on the Josh
Getty deal, how do you howdo you feel like that changes that because

(32:14):
clearly they felt defensively that he couldnot get the job done when they were
going up against Dallas, he justthey were just getting completely exposed. So
they had they they felt like theyneeded needed to make a change. How
do you feel like that changes theirlineup and trajectory moving forward as a top
team in the West. They've theyfleeced the bulls. I mean, that's

(32:36):
just the simple They fleeced the bulls. They got rid of the negative pr
that is Josh. Yeah and clear, and he just needs a lot of
touches and he can't really be effectivewithout getting a lot of touches. And
he was pretty much a non factor, uh just throughout the playoffs for them,
not not very big of a factor. Alex Crusoll is widely considered one
of the best backups there is inall the NBA, so they got significantly

(32:57):
better. But in general, justcurious to see these rookies turn out how
these rookies add to all these teams. Lots of interesting storylines in the NBA
that we will be keeping up withall the way to the beginning of the
season. Right around the corner,though, we got a little bit of
a mixed bag of sports. AsMorgas board a segment, we're gonna talk
UFC, Box and WWE, MLB. Whatever comes up, we'll discuss it

(33:20):
right here on worst case scenario.Welcome back to Worst case Scenario on the

(33:42):
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(34:04):
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I'm sure that Breton Robbie got stories. I know I got a story,
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(34:29):
So text us call us, letus know and see if you can
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little bit of a mixed bag segment. We can't get to everything and dedicate
everything to its own segments. We'regonna do a little bit of this,
a little bit of that emphasis onthe lat copyright the common Man Dan Cole
starting off with the UFC at threeoh three last night, A little bit

(34:50):
of a buzzkill leading up to UFCthree oh three. I mean we I
think a couple months ago, wethought we were on this day, we'd
be talking about the return of ConnorMcGregor what a war he had with Michael
chan there. Obviously, none ofthat is taking place until possibly later in
the year, possibly never, maybein some alternate timeline, but not this
one. Certainly. Last night itwas Alex Perea defending his light heavyweight title

(35:12):
once again with a second round headcake and knockout of Jerry pro Hoska.
It was a two hitter, quitter. He hit Jerry in the head,
Jerry's head hit the ground, putthe pencils down, because that's all she
wrote. Alex Pereira continues just tosteam roll through everybody not named Izzy,
even though and even Izzy, he'ssteamrolled through what three four times before his

(35:35):
he beat him. Yeah, soit just seems like there's not a whole
lot left for Alex Perea to do. He's a beast, He's a monster.
None of these fights are even close. He's absolutely just dominating everybody.
Seems like the only logical thing forhim to do is to move up to
the heavyweight division and possibly fight JohnJones. But Dana White is not going
to let that happen to John Jonesbecause that's his little buddy. He has

(35:57):
this weird sort of affection and fornobody has defended John Jones honor more than
Dana White. He takes the swordout of the stone every single time that
the topic comes, even last night, he John Jones doesn't fight over a
year. He's saying he's the bestof all time, He's the best pound
for bound fighter in the sport.Where does what does John Jones know about
Dana White. What nefarious things havethose two done together behind closed doors to

(36:21):
get this type of undying affection andlove. It's so utterly bizarre and weird.
And that's the I mean, forgetanyway class. That is the premier
fight the UFC could make right now, as John Jones versus Alex Padea.
I don't think anything is bigger interms of, like in the ring action
than that fight. You but youagree Dana is not gonna let that happen.

(36:44):
No, no, absolutely, Althoughalthough Jones did tweet recently about November
and as we know November steep Ay, I don't it'll It'll be a Madison
Square. I know that, butI just don't know it should be.
And that really should headline one oftheir main winter cards. As we know,

(37:07):
they usually go overseas in in Septemberand October and then they have bangers
here in November and December, andhe would headline one of them. The
reason why I'm talking to you heretoday is because Connor mcgret, well,
one of the reasons why is becauseConnor mcgrety decided to stay home, uh
and not participate in this week's festivities. I think he'll fight Chandler soon later

(37:30):
in the year. I do thinkthat that will happen. There's too much
money to be made for Connor notto come back and fight at his age.
He's only got so many fights left. But you but to your point,
Poloton should go up against him,and and and when Jones does come
back, that's absolutely who he shouldfight. They should not give him any
warm ups or anything like that.A couple of things. One, I'm

(37:51):
very jealous you can roll your RST. I'm not even gonna try because I'll
just forty. The other thing,how many fights has John Jones been scheduled
for and then at the last secondgoes, huh he failed this? Uh
more than a few injuries, Imean the cocaine problem. I think what

(38:15):
was the one didn't Cormier didn't.Wasn't there like a reaction video that went
viral of Dana telling him like,yeah, John's out of the fight,
yeah, and he was like stopped, Like yes, nobody. Dana and
DC could now be on opposite endsof the of the the John Jones spectrum
more than they are, because DCabsolutely despises the man and wouldn't and wouldn't

(38:37):
pee on him if he was burningalive. And Dana White just worships the
ground that John Jones walks on.And it's so bizarre because even as Dana
White said yesterday, he has beenone of the biggest headaches Dana Whites ever
had as the head of the UFC. But yet he shows this undying love
and affection for him and protection ofhim. He's not he never strips,
he does not stripping him of thetitle. He's not forcing him to be

(38:58):
in these big name fights like hewould have everybody else. He's not given
him bleep because he's injured like hethat's not beyond Dana White. But he
just loves John Jones and he's justnot going to give him up. He's
not going to put his boy inthat situation to get shown up. I
just think the partnership and just thelongevity of his time in the UFC goes

(39:19):
to what you're saying, is thatI just think that there's a special place
in the UFC for John Jones,and through all of his troubles and all
of his failed tests with USADA andall of his cocaine issues and pictoral injuries
and just fights being canceled. He'sstill one of the greatest of all time.
And obviously we know what his wherehis two losses are, and who

(39:44):
they're too. And he commentates onthe UFC every week, and if he
wants to go on and spew aboutJohn jo he chooses his words wisely,
which I like about DC a lot. But when John Jones re enters the
picture, he's going to be astory, just like when Connor McGregor re
enters the picture, he's going tobe a story. UFC looks for stars,
up and coming stars and to tryand market them, and they keep

(40:08):
going back to kind of all reliable. I mean, we had, you
know, the knock the Fight ofthe Year, Knockout of the Year is
going to be a three hundred,is going to be the BMF Belt.
It's going to be Holloway over Gateing. Nothing's gonna top Yeah. Yeah,
But those two guys are not,you know, a star making problem in
general. They're still hanging on toConnor McGregor, They're still hanging on to

(40:29):
John Joints. They need to makenew stars that were themselves. The USC
is trying to make the star Ithink I could name one like Current,
like I think O'Malley is the onlyguy I could name the guy who they've
done a good job with and they'vewanted they want him to be the next
Connor so freaking bad, but theycan't they You, I mean, obviously

(40:50):
UFC has to do their part,but in part, the fighters have to
make themselves into starts as well.And then that's just a lot of guys
just aren't doing that, you know, Like around from Brooklyn Park. Just
text and he said, there's somejob openings in any where. You guys
should check out too. Maybe JohnJones should look at those jobs because he's
not fighting. He's working here.I'm working with John Jones. Yah.
Absolutely, yeah, I'm doing aboutit good as good of a job as
he is on the radio right nowas he does in the ring, which
is just not at all. He'snot he'sn't even fight. No, So

(41:13):
thanks rob Ron, I really appreciatethat. From Brooklyn Park. Hope you
keep listening. But ay, nevernever seen that. I have no idea
what that movie is. Okay,fair enough, so that's from the nineties,
never mind, go ahead, Movingon over to the world of professional
wrestling. Money in the Bank abig premiere event is next weekend. I

(41:34):
think, I mean, we allconsensus on the men's side. Jay U
so yeah, Brett yes, Jayso again? Who you want not who
you want? You think? Ido want Jsu to win, but I
think it's I don't know who doyou Who do you want to win?
Who do you think is gonna win. I'm trying to think of who.
I'm trying to rack my brain on. Who is all confirmed? Right?
It would be very cool and Laand they got involved later in the year

(41:59):
or next year, just going waydown the line and cash in on one
of the members of the Bloodline orRoman or whoever had the belt at that
time and then started to start.It'd be a big power move that Triple
H could pull. Carmelo Hayes.What if you want that? Incredible?
Yeah, that's just that's strapping thejet back to his back and just shooting

(42:22):
him way up, you know.But I love Carmelo Hayes. I'd be
surprised by that. Yeah, Butyeah, I think he could be next
year's money in the bank winner forsure. I think l A. Knight
and I'm assuming Drew McIntyre is goingto get in. I think he's the
last part. It's him. It'sI think he's performing on RAW on this
Monday. I think that, uh. I think they're just in there for
the storyline purposes. I think AlaKnight is going to get set up by

(42:44):
Logan Paul. I think Drew McIntyreis going to get set up by See
Them Punk, and then ju isgoing to find a way He's really got
nothing. Well, that's the thingtoo, is because they've put jay Us
so in all these big spots andhe's he has wrestled really well. The
crowd freaking adores him, but they'vehad him loose was every single time,
and the last couple of times itwasn't even necessarily an interference, and they've

(43:04):
had him lose every single time.That's like, eventually people are going to
stop wanting I mean the crowd obviouslyhasn't affected the crowds way that they feel
towards Jayus, but eventually people aregoing to stop wanting to see him in
those big spots. They kind ofhave to let him win. And if
you go back to Hayes, ifyou remember, was it about three weeks
to a month ago when he cameout at the beginning of Raw, and
when Cody came out, and thenthen they obviously very right. Yeah,

(43:27):
I mean Sean Michael's left X.They see a very bright future for Carmelo
Hayes. It just might be alittle bit too soon for him to become
the champ. Brown Breaker looks likehe's going to become a champion. Money
in the bank he's gonna be.He's gonna he's gonna take the belt.
I think I think I did tooon the What about on the women's side,
though, do you guink winning moneyin the bank he's all right,

(43:49):
He's not. I think I thinkBron's good. I think I think he's
great. I mean he's not bad. Look at the look at the problem
that they have finding you know,really good believable heel. Now, I
mean, everybody's a baby face.So when they finally find one who looks
the part and acts the part,I just I think, yeah, he
does have some growing to do,but I think in the ring and and

(44:09):
on the mic, I think there'sdefinitely potential there. And look, he's
getting put in an IC match rightaway against Sammy's ay. As far as
the women's goes, I would liketo see one of us. It's Tiffy.
I think that'd be a good,a good move. I think she
would be the best personality with thewith the briefcase for surey right, p

(44:29):
a Priorla go crazy, one ofour own Tiffany Stress. She was just
here recently. I saw on Instagramshe's posting from us. She's from Minnesota,
from you know, one of thosemysterious girls that popped up on my
for you page. I don't knowhow that happened. I don't know how
that happen. But honestly, theone the women's side, I'm cool with

(44:53):
pretty much anybody winning. I don'tparticularly love the whole Lyra Balkyria bit thus
far, she's okay, but likei'd be cool if EO one Chelsea Green
won. I do think that Chelseahas a chance because they're really emphasizing on
commentary how much the women have onehundred percent success for cash In has never
failed before, so I think Ican see Chelsea winning completely. I mean,

(45:15):
yeah, I just completely failing.I love Chelsea. I could see
any of the winning. But Ido think Tiffany Straddon on paper is probably
I think that's the best. Ithink, yeah, I think she's the
favorite and I do think that she'sgot a very good shot to win,
definitely, And we got to mentionthem because they won last night. The
Minnesota Twins got a victory over theSeattle Mariners five to one. Byron Buxton

(45:37):
is just hot as Fish Crease rightnow. Man, the man cannot stop
hitting home runs. I believe it'slike four out of his last five games
or something like that, he hassent it all the way. And I
mean, if he can keep doingthat, at least on a semi consistent
basis, because obviously the bat hasbeen somewhat of a problem for Byron bucks
and throughout the season. If hecan do that, man, that's just

(45:58):
gonna take this the raise the entirefeeling of this Twins team. Yeah,
I mean we've I mean it's it'sthe same old story with Byron Buckston.
I mean, he OSes talent.He's got more talent than almost anybody in
Major League Baseball. He said fourhundred over the past fifteen games with five
homers and eighteen RBIs, and he'sjust been completely raking. And if he
can stay locked in like this,then the Twins can make some inroads potentially

(46:22):
in the division and stay right there. In the wild card race. I
think the lineup is definitely kind ofback to its normal self after quite a
dry spell there a few weeks ago, but Buxton seems to be one of
the anchors to it. Royce Lewisas well and the twins. As we
sit just about one month out fromthe trade deadline, potentially we'll be looking

(46:45):
to the starting pitching market rather thanthe hit or market for additions for the
stretch run. Yeah, him andKorea have just been kind of lighting it
up. I mean, Buxton isin a league fielder and base runner.
I mean the metrics don't lie,but he does have his warts. I

(47:06):
mean he is one of the worstat striking out in the league, one
of the worst at his fifth percentageis getting walks. He's one of the
worst at but everything else is justtop of the league bat speed, hard
hit percentage. So and the injurystuff will always follow him as long as
it has been nice if that hasn'tbeen as much of a storyline this season,
though, I have gotten tired ofthe wood surface. You're right,

(47:30):
you're right, You're right. Iam grateful that that has not been as
much of a story because it's justbeen such a just an ongoing saga with
him. So it's good for himthe player, it's good for the team,
it's good for the fans that he'sjust been healthy and in that lineup
and on the and on the pitchingside of things. I remember maybe about
a month ago, but Pablo Lopezgot absolutely shelled by Aaron Judge and the

(47:51):
Yankees. I was there. Itwas embarrassing. Since then, the Twins
have won four out of his lastfive starts, five of the last six,
and they've really played well in hisstarts. And you're going to need
your ace to play well and pitchwell, and he's done that. And
that's why the Twins have kind ofresearched here over the last month or so.
Closing out their series with the Marinersthis afternoon down in Seattle, and

(48:13):
then they're back home on Tuesday toopen up a series against the Detroit Tigers.
Yeah, I've been performing. Theywere doing better than most people thought.
But that's obviously not nobody thought theywould ever be good this season anymore.
That's what they've been. They've beenhigh this season and there's still a
divisional fall, so very important matchupfor the Minnesota twins. A second hour
of Worst Case Scenario is coming atyou around the corner. We're gonna talk

(48:37):
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(49:07):
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story topper as a segment also realquick shout out to all the great people
around the Twin Cities that put togetherall the different Pride events this weekend.
I live right by Loring Park,so I had a front row seats all
the happenings at the Pride festival.This year is my first time going.

(49:50):
It was so cool to see allall these different kinds of people, you
know, being themselves, having fun, feeling love. There were slabs out
that were dongs out that was justme, and then then and there's the
furries were there. That was supercool to see. Man, it was
just so much fun. And shoutout to all of our local teams.
I saw pretty much all of ourlocal teams representing at Pride. The Links
had something going on in the basketballcourt. The Wild set up a little

(50:13):
rink for so many hockey games.It was awesome to see them out there
supporting. And the Twin Cities wasn'tthe only place the Wild. We're doing
their thing this weekend. As theNHL Draft went down in Las Vegas over
the last two days, just likethe Timberwolves, your Minnesota Wild traded up
in the draft. I believe theychecked up one spot with the Philadelphia Flyers

(50:34):
to select zeev booiem am i ami pronouncing that right, Yeah, well
done. I'm gonna lead zev buoyof mine. Not really. That's why
I have you guys here to breakdown the Wilds pick universally. From everything
that I've I've read about the Wild'sdraft night, a plus a all around.
I mean, it's it's it's likean honor students report card. It's
just a AA. Everybody's saying thatthey got one of the steals of the

(50:57):
draft. Everybody's super high on onBooi. How do you guys feel about
booiom at the number twelve overall pickRed Lakewell a lot. Answer from more
of a fans standpoint, Yes,I love it, and I preached it
going into the NFL Draft with theVikings. I like, when you're active
and you go get your guy.You don't just accept what falls to you

(51:19):
and be passive and whoa, whoawhatever comes here, that's just what we're
gonna get. No, go,if you have your guy, go and
get him. And they did.Why he fell? I still have no
idea, And I think that's somethingRobbie might be able to help with more
from like an analytical standpoint, butas a fan standpoint, the guy has
he's an offensive defenseman. He generatesa ton of points. He scored fifty

(51:39):
some points in like forty two ishgames for Denver last year on a national
championship team. He can quarterback apower play. He's got offensive flair.
He's not just a boring, sitback at home defenseman that'll put you asleep.
He's he's got all the tools.He can be really special. His
comparisons are Adam Fox, Quinn Hughestoo, players who I love. So

(52:00):
I'm all in him in favor forthe next ten years. Sign me up.
And I think that it came downto a few things for the Wild
where there was a glut of defencemannear the top of the draft, and
Zev Boyam was in the mix ofthese guys that were going to go in
the top dozen. And basically theWild traded up one pick with the Flyers
and gave up that third round pickto make sure that they secured his services.

(52:22):
Why the Flyers didn't want Boyum,it's kind of two layered, But
to make a long story short,they traded Cutter Gautier to the Ducks for
Jamie Drysdale, who is a defenceman. Cutter Gautier's agent is the same agent
as zee Boyam, and I don'tthink the Flyers wanted to deal with zeev
Boyam's agent because of the whole CutterGotier fiasco about how they try to try

(52:45):
to keep him at Boston College andthen he winds up being traded for Jamie
Drysdale. But back to the Wildand just on the ice, and he
is a fantastic player. He wasmy favorite defenseman in the draft. He
was playing here in the Frozen four. He is a puck moving defenceman.
He has a tremendous feel for thegame, and he again he is going

(53:07):
to add a ton to the backend. I had predicted that they were
going ding here. I had predictedthat they were going to take a defenseman.
I just thought that and it wasn'tAnd it wasn't so much based on
what they needed because as as Bretta huge fan, will tell you,
they also need top six forwards,but they also need top four defensemen.

(53:30):
And this guy was projected in somemock drafts to go as high as third
overall. There was some steam thathe was going to go third to the
Ducks and the Wild get him,and it's a fantastic ad for them,
and I wouldn't be happier if Iwere you. Brett, Yeah, I
love it. And the rest ofthe draft I thought was was pretty good.

(53:51):
I liked the one winger they gotin the second rounds rich writer,
Richie, Yes, I like thatmove a lot of defensemen. The one
thing that caught my eye too,was that one of our defensemen, Aaron.
How do you say his name?Robbie Kivy Kivy Harhu kivvy hard you,

(54:16):
I thank you. I have theaudio of him going up to Bill
Garon and what he said unbelievable.The confidence off the draft. Wow,
I'm the biggest steal of the draft. I love that man. Ki.

(54:36):
And and here's a kid another offensivedefense and here's a kid who folks.
If you fast forward, store thisin your memory banks. Six months from
today, Aaron will be the numberone defenseman for Finland in the World Juniors
over the Christmas holiday. Is abig time defenseman for their national program.
And although he's undersized and did encountersome injuries just as soon when is eighteen

(55:00):
months ago, he was projected asa top fifty pick in this draft,
so for the while to get himat number one, twenty two overall after
snagging Rider Richie at number forty fiveoverall. Was a tremendous coup for them
to get those three players with definitelypotential and a ton of potential to have
a real impact on this Wild teamin a couple of years. And I

(55:21):
love being positive about the Wild.I truly do if I have the chance
to. This isn't even like abit like, I truly love like.
I love the bullyam Pick. Iliked the writer Richie, bit I love
the Kudaharu who I'm still going tohave to pronounce and memorize that they're one
trade though not crazy about when theytraded Laterry. Not that like, oh

(55:42):
no, not Laterry, but theguy that brought back a bottom six guy
from Boston who doesn't score very much. His biggest UH descriptors are plays hard
and brings energy, which to meis just don't care. We've got plenty
of guys that skate hard. Thatshould be their minimum if you're playing.
So it is what it is.So that kind of bored me. But

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everything else is a giant w andI'm very happy about it. Usually in
the NHL draft, this is I'ma newcomer more so to the NHL.
But usually these guys don't usually playfirst year, right unless you want to
probably like the top top guys.When do you think Bulliam gets and cracks
the line? I would say Iwould ahead Brett at the earliest. It'll
be at the end of this comingcollege season. I don't think he plays.

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I think he goes back to DenmarI would agree. So if you
look at what if you look atwhat happened with brock Faber where his college
season ended and he immediately came andplayed played those games at the end of
the season, that could be asituation with Boyam. But I just I
just think it was a home run. I just think he's exactly what they
needed on the back end. They'vehad tons of injuries on the back end.

(56:47):
Bro Dean's hurt sometimes, Spurgeon washurt a bunch of last year.
They have other guys shuttling them inand out of the lineup. They didn't
trust guys like Murmis who they keptsending back up and down. And they
have veterans like Goligoski and Bogosian andMerrill and and in the past couple of
seasons, and coming up, andI just think they really need a this
injection of youth on the back end, and it really fits what they're doing

(57:10):
long term. Again, Brett,you can speak to this more than I
can about the cap opening up andwho's going to be kind of coming off
the books in a couple of seasons, but right now, to kind of
store that that pick and that playerin the bank for a couple of seasons
from now has got to really excitewild fans out there. I agree.
And there's two different types of drafts. There's the NFL and NBA where you're

(57:35):
looking at we need needs right now, toll this, yes, and then
there's hockey and baseball, where youknow, Baseball are drafting high school pitchers
and tracking that we'll see in sixyears. It's not quite as drastic in
hockey, but it's usually at leasttwo or three so uh. And Pat
said on sermons today he might evenmake the team out right, wow,

(57:55):
So, which is amazing. Idon't I don't know how to feel about
that because I haven't watched enough ofhim play, but if he did,
I'd be happy about it because Ilove the new Waves. So yeah,
I'm all for the draft. Imean one minor l but even that's not
that big of a deal. That'sjust me being nitpicky. I love everything
they did this draft weekend? Didyou did you love? Brock favored not

(58:16):
winning, he called their trophy.No, but I came to terms with
it about five months ago, everyonegoing, yeah, it was sad,
but but we knew now, Brett. Just just one more quick Wild note
here. A couple of National reportersin Canada have kind of floated out there

(58:37):
that if Boyam wasn't on the boardthere, that the Wild were seriously entertaining
trading that pick to the Winnipeg Jetsin a deal for Rutgord McCarty. That
has not been confirmed by anybody.It's just talk, it's just rumors.
But again, a couple of reportersup in Canada were kind of reporting on

(58:58):
that. So, uh, again, just hypothetically, Brett, how would
you have felt about that had theyhad done that? Just quickly? I
mean, I'm not an elite magrudermind, so he sounds a lot like
the Saturday Night Live character mcgruber.Elite point. Yeah, so no,
I would have to do further researchinto that, but I let's just say
I'm very happy with how things turnedout because they did fair enough. No

(59:21):
hypotheticals it needed for a Zev Booi, who the Wild selected twelfth. Over
All, everybody's very high on Zev. We got a listener texting and the
text line saying is and then maybehis nickname should be New Year's Zev.
I don't know. We might haveto work shop that one. I don't
know about that. Yeah, okay, we'll send it to rewrite, see

(59:44):
if it can punch it up alittle bit. But either way, super
exciting times for your Minnesota Wild,your Minnesota ten Rolls, your Minnesota Twins,
and your Minnesota Vikings. It's justexciting Winnersville at times when is cities,
the Minneapolis and Saint Paul connection isa win city is super exciting times
for all of our sports team.Coming up next, we're gonna debut store.

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I think this is the Sunday debutof Storytoppers, is it not?
But this is Sunday debut of storyToppers. We are going to share a
story of the drunkest we've ever been, and we put it into the listeners
hands and see if they can topthat story. We already got lots of
entries on the text line. Callin eight hundred and three two zero five
three two six if you got areally good story. Otherwise we'll do that

(01:00:27):
and close out the show with thefan favorite segment, Brett Blake More Brett
Blow or what do the polls say? What? What is the topic that
we will be closing out the showwith. As of right now, there's
twenty four minutes left in the pollwith a forty six. Last week,
you Tube teamed up against me.Now I've got two entries in. Both
of mine are winning, but withforty six percent of the votes. Lies

(01:00:51):
parents tell you, Yes, saysparents tell you So this is gonna be
heavy on the listeners. If yougot any any really specific lies or good
stories about a lie your parents toldyou as a kid, please text it
and call in all of the above. Otherwise we're doing storytoppers and fan favorite
to close out the show. Acouple more segments to go on worst case

(01:01:12):
Scenario, Worst case Scenario coming backat you with the pen ultimate segment.

(01:01:44):
We will close things out with thefan favorite segment coming up next. Lies
your parents told you as the currentleader in the clubhouse, or if you
got any good lies that mom anddad or you know, older brother and
sister told you back in the day. Let us know on the text line,
the Hala hot line, the variousother ways to communicate with us.

(01:02:05):
We also want to hear from youin this segment Storytoppers, which is a
brainchild of the lovely Brett blokemore BluckyBrett Bloke Moore. Do you want to
explain how it works? Brett?Yeah, So, so the idea is
that that we'll have a story andyou the listeners try to see if they
can top it. It's pretty selficexplanatory, but it is you know,

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subject yes, subject specific for sure. So last time I had a run
in with Zach Pereze that I toldAndy, there's great ones run ins with
professional athletes. So you know,I've got some scories in the tank,
but for this one drunkest you've everbeen, which, by the way,
I'm just looking at the text line, We've got a bunch of entries.

(01:02:45):
So I'll throw my ring to thehat. There, I'll throw my hat
into the ring. There we go. My wires just crossed. So,
as you may or may not know, I have essentially stopped drinking. I
only drink like on special Yeah,oh no, no no, And there's

(01:03:08):
a reason for that. You knowhow people get really drunk and the go
I'm never drinking again. Yeah it'sover. Well I actually had that moment.
I actually had it again two weeksago. But I almost never drink
ever, just because I hate theway it makes me feel. Twenty third
birthday at an establishment in downtown Minneapolis. I had a buddy come up from

(01:03:30):
the cornfields and he's feeding me drinksthe whole time, and then we switched
from from darks to lights, whichI'm told is not a good thing.
It was like great vodka mix,disgusting, but I was drunk, so
I was like, yeah, man, Michael jacksoning it they call it.

(01:03:50):
He was doing that. He wasdoing the moonwalk. Yeah. Well he
would argue that it doesn't matter ifyou're black or white. That's what he
would touch. Thank you song too. I got Robbie with that one.
So anyways, long story longer.I end up I think throwing up fifteen
times, slumped over in the bathroomon the floor at this establishment. It

(01:04:13):
was an all time low. Ridingin the uber just thinking don't throw up,
don't throw up, like the wholeway back to my apartment sucked.
The whole thing sucked. And Ihave not well that's not true, but
I've only gotten drunk one time sincethen, and I'm four years older,
four years ago. So you hungyour jersey up in the rafters said no
more actually actually followed through. I'vealmost never heard of anyone truly having that

(01:04:41):
come to God moment like I'm neverdrinking again, and then actually doing it.
It wasn't worth it, perhps.You yeah, man, it's not
even like a holier than now moment. It's just like, it's just like
I can't do this literally anymore.We got a bunch of texts on the
text line, some really good storieshere. We got one one guy that
said, I got so drunk incollege I once peede in my nightstand drawer.

(01:05:03):
Didn't realize it at the time,so a few days later I opened
the drawer and it was still fullof urn. I mean, that's I
mean, that's all I don't It'syeah, in terms of grossness, you
know, you can top that one. That's pretty that's pretty damn filthy.
Man. Better be pissed off,Robbie, then, I guess pissed in

(01:05:23):
the night stand. No what whatRobbie, Oh my gosh, that is
the drunkest I've ever been from Thisis from Brandon from New Mexico, a
loyal listener. Thank you, Brandon. The drunkest I've ever been is on
my wedding day. I made itthrough the ceremony, but the reception was
a different story. The best manwas serving me mixed drinks and I was
drinking them. Needless to say,I slept with the porcelain God on my

(01:05:45):
wedding night. Wow, the weddingnight, he says. Unfortunately I was
recorded, so it gets to liveon forever. I mean, getting so
drunk on your wedding night that theydon't even get to get into the the
hubba hubba. I mean that's prettybad too, man. I don't know

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who is absolutely right. We stillgot a couple more to go through,
but I'm gonna share mine. Probablythe drunkest that I've ever been, I
would say, was when I wasin Japan. I was in Tokyo.
Was one of my last nights there. We were recruiting. It would have
been easier if it was we werebasically recruited by these guys that were doing
you know, performances on the street. They had a guitar and they just

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kind of had a little gathering ofpeople that were hanging out and singing songs
and it's like, oh, okay, cool, it's fun. So we
all we all gathered there. Moreand more people started gathering. My friend
that I'm with these one of mybest friends. He is I mean,
he's like Wolverine when it comes todrinking. I mean, the man is
just a mad man. He's amaniac. He's an animal. And basically
the guy that we were hanging outwith, one of the guys was the
Japanese equivalent of him. So Iwas trying to keep up with the two

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of them. Several good ideas,yeah, several bottles of brown liquor later,
I was absolutely just five sheets tothe wind. I got lost in
Tokyo. Luckily, I found oneof the people who randomly took a shot
with us, and he guided meback to where I needed to go.
I ended up fighting my friend inthe middle of Tokyo U to the point

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we got in a tussle. Hisbutton on his pants came undone were like
shot off. When in the middleof our tussle was the Japanese police come
up to us, and he's juststanding in his draws and I'm drunk.
My afro I probably looked like buckwheat, my afros messed up, and I'm
hammered and broken Japanese like we're brothers. Like this type of stuff happens all
the time, man. And thenthe Japanese police just let us go.

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They didn't even walk us to theedge of the street. They did,
like literally didn't even care. Imaginegetting into a drunken fighting Times Square,
not going to jail. I mean, that's like that ain't happening. That
ain't happening. So do you thinkthey bought that you were brothers or do
you think there's like, you know, we just don't want anything. I
think it's probably a little bit ofboth. Yeah, we don't look anything

(01:07:59):
alike, so probably so on thebrothers. But I don't get paid enough
for this, but they appreciated thebroken Japanese. We're just like all right,
okay, So yeah, we endedup just drinking. I mean business
men were coming up, putting theirbriefcases down, taking shots with us.
This is obviously pre COVID times.Everybody's just drinking out of the same bottle,
having an absolute blast. But yeah, the next day, literally the
worst hangover I've ever had my life. I wasted my entire basically last day

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in Japan. Could not move amuscle, things coming out of every orifice
possible. It was so grot.I was in the shower, just sitting
on the ground yelling and help me, not yelling, but just groaning.
Just help me. Max will maybewe have some. We have some footing
Japanese. We have some. Wehave some. We have some footage and

(01:08:42):
audio we're going to air on thepost show of Max us Max using the
bidet. Oh God, you yousaid you were? You said you were?
I was kidding around. God,that's disturbing. It is I would
hope not. We We got Jamesfrom Saint Louis PARKI textan and got so

(01:09:02):
drunk I left my student section gofor hockey seats after the second period because
I thought the game was over.I ended up stopping cars on university asking
people for the hockey score. Mayor may not have thrown my keys out
a car, and the cops mayor may not have been called. I
mean, it sounds like he wastrying to get ahead of it. He's

(01:09:23):
just like, hey, look,I'm not gonna die. I'm just gonna
throw I'm just gonna shot my keysas far as humanly possible. Glad to
in the way, Yeah, gladto know that James from Saint Louis Park
is Oh kay. Someone says thejunks I've ever been is when I got
drunk and accidentally whipped off my JNS, and that I'm like, okay,

(01:09:45):
sounds a little too similar to oneof my stores. I got suspicion on
that one. That might be thatmight be an inside story. I had
four ideas for the fan favorite.How many ideas did you have for the
I mean, that was the toughestelection of the year for me. It
was kind of just narrow it downto which the debate bet it were just
two drunk people. I was justI was the drunk stephen A and the

(01:10:10):
drunk Skip Bayless, arguing with myselfRobbie Rosenhouse, I'm sure you have a
story. I do. Yeah.If we go back, no, no,
we're just going back to to Octoberof twenty twelve, the first time
I was moving away since I hadgone to college year at the University of
Minnesota. If you want to dingthat. I guess maybe now you're not
going to ding that. I wentto the UVM okay, fair enough.

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So this was October twenty twelve.My friends were saying goodbye. They had
a little goodbye party for me asI was moving to Atlanta to work at
a sports radio station down there,and they kept serving me these pink drinks
and I had no idea what wasin them, and I ended up having
to go to the I ended uphaving to go to the hospital that night.
It was. It was that bad. The actual The best part about

(01:10:53):
it was I had Remember this istwenty twelve, so I had just gotten
an iPhone for the first time,and I had just gotten it maybe six
months prior, and I thought itwas gone. I thought I had lost
it at the bar whatever. Icome back the next morning and it's lying
the Remember this is October in NewYork, so that there's like dew on
the grass and it's laying their facedown in its black case, still on

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or whatever, but just like almostout of battery. And I thought I
had lost my phone. So whenI came home, of course I was
They didn't have to pump my stomach, but it was pretty close to it,
so I would say that that wasyeah, yeah, that was that
was pretty bad. It was apink drink that was just had all this
alcohol in it. That was awful. Plus it was an empty stomach,
and yeah it wasn't good. Soyeah, that would be probably my worst.

(01:11:39):
And then luckily I wasn't working atthe time. You know, I
was just about to move a coupleof weeks later down down exact Bingo,
right, So I knew I wasgoing out drinking. It was a Sunday
night, was during Sunday Night football, so I knew that, you know,
everybody had drank the entire day footballwhatever, So of course I tried
to pace myself. And then oncewe got Sunday night football, a couple

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of other people came in that weren'tthere during the day and they had other
drinks to serve me for my goodbye, and I said goodbye to uh to
reality For the next twelve to twentyfour hours left turn detour. Is there
anything better than after a long Sundayof watching football, hearing that Sunday Night
football theme and carry oh yeah getsme going them all day? No no

(01:12:24):
of for fighting, none of thefightings lose. I'm not. I'm not
really in anymore the Kings Prime time. So whoa, whoa, whoa pack
a guy? Where's his head?Once again, speaking of Wisconsin, I
think this one might be This mightbe the top, the peak of the
other stories we've got so far.Max and river Falls said I was drunk

(01:12:46):
running around Summerfest and Milwaukee unexpectedly ranup on stage with Wheezer and ended the
night sleeping among a group of homelesspeople. Wolf go, pack go,
no pack, No, But thatis crazy. Yeah, it's a great
it's gotta be footed to that somewhereof a Maxim river Fall is somewhere drunkenly
singing Weezer. I wonder if theylet him on the stage. Did they

(01:13:08):
let them sing? The security esquartermout? I guess Max is probably the
wrong pa. Did they let himdo the Yeah, that's that's just really
funny that that that's something only ajunk person would concoct. Is I'm going
to jump up on stage with Wheezerand they're gonna love it and the crowd
is going to okay. And itdoesn't shock me that it comes from that

(01:13:29):
statement, of course it doesn't.No, there the of the evening.
The reason that I got drunk onemore time a couple of weeks ago is
because my cousin from Wisconsin, itkept feeding me drinks. Again, that's
what happens. A couple more fromthe text lines ones that I got so
drunk in my kids baseball game.I guess I got into another family's car.

(01:13:51):
I was in the car about twentyminutes before I figured out I was
in there. I was laying downin the back. And that's I mean,
that's that's terrifying experience for everybody.Yeah, I will, Yeah,
either have either one of you gottendrunk on a plane or seen somebody that's
been completely wasted in a plane before? Max, No, I mean no,

(01:14:12):
I'm not. I'm not really ahuge like plane drink or anything like
that. But I've never seen anybody. So I've seen the videos, playing
videos. It seems like they're morecommon. It seems like people are doing
it more and more and more.I feel like that would be like a
top five place. I would notwant to be drunk on a plane with
all the movement and the turbulence andthe exactly I don't want to be drunk
on a plane. I don't wantto be like the bars at the movie

(01:14:33):
theater. I don't want to bedrunk at the movie theater like I don't.
Yea Derk Spentley thinks otherwise, butyes, Under the Giant thinks Yes.
I think out of all the onesthat we got, Maxim river Falls
has the best one getting drunk andgetting on stage with Weezer. That that
rips Max and River Falls, youare the winner. That is story Toppers.

(01:14:53):
That's fun list participating. This willbe a regular bit throughout the summer,
so we'll come up with some othertopics and we'll do Storytoppers more often
because it's a lot of fun.It's a fun way to get the listeners
involved. Speaking of getting the listenersinvolved, we will close out the show
with the fan favorite segment, bredBlake More. What do the polls say?
What are we discussing a late entryinto the into Storytoppers possibly and we

(01:15:20):
can get into and let them havetheir maybe they'll maybe they'll de Throne maybe
and Maxim Falls. It's funny toothat this is probably gonna be the most
time we've ever got to discuss thefan favorite segment, and it might be
the one we have the least form, which is as well, there's that
Li's parents tell you. Glad thatgot all the time. Well, we

(01:15:43):
can always go to number one.We can always go to number two.
We can double because yeah we candouble up today, which is which is
number two at twenty eight percent.But yeah, Li's parents tell you the
clubhouse leader fifty percent of the votelies of parents to tell you. So,
if you got any good stories abouta lie your parents told you as
a child, the older brother,older sister, maybe even another friend,
text in at six four six eightysix, call us eight hundred three two

(01:16:05):
zero five three two six. We'llclose off the show with the fan favorite
segment, final segment of the weekfor worst case scenario coming at you next

(01:16:49):
the final segment of worst case scenariofor the week. But we'll be back,
same time, same place next sunDay, following a fun fourth of
July mid week, we will closeout the show with our fan favorite segment,
and the listeners voted that they wantto talk about lies of parents told

(01:17:13):
to you as you were kids.We still got we still got some good
So a couple of good texts rolledin from last segment's storytoper I was talking
about the drunkest that you've ever been. Someone said they got so drunk out
of nightclub it took two three hundredpounds security guys to get them down the
stairs. Two weeks ago, Iface golf all. Did you text playing

(01:17:38):
golf? All? Guy? Iwas, I'm as much of a liability
playing golf to the people. Asober, I wouldn't be a dangerous society.
When I was drunk, someone said, I found myself running from security
through the kitchen in a hotel inMexico, got caught and brought to my
parents room by security. How youngwere you? WHOA, it's like a
twelve year old rolling around. Igotta feel like especially, I guess that's

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the place to do it. Yeah, especially with your story in Japan,
being blackout drunk in in another country, that's got to be terrifying. Yeah.
No, I couldn't do it.It's not It's not super fun.
I mean, as the listeners werewitnessed to. When we were over in
Dublin, Ireland for Saint Patrick's Day, I did not make it to the
Saint Patrick's Day festivities because the nightbefore I got so freaking wasted. China

(01:18:24):
again, keep up with professionals likeJohn Bonus. Yeah, so I completely.
The whole point of the trip wasto go over there and celebrate celebrate
Saint Patrick's Day in Ireland. AndI missed seventy five eighty five percent of
the day because that, along withmy Japan hangover, was the worst hangover

(01:18:48):
of my life. Zacho had totake care of me like a nurse.
I was. I was vomiting likethe Exorcist. Everywhere it was black,
it was, it was, itwas. It was the worst hangover I've
ever had. And of course listenersI'd like the best, I like,
oh yeah, we saw Connor McGregorat the I'm like, no freaking why,
Like that's not something that you imagine, Like maybe I'll just run into

(01:19:08):
Connor McGregor. I mean he's fromIreland, you know, like that'll never
happen. And then people like peoplecoming over here be like maybe I'll run
into Lebronco. Yeah exactly, maybemaybe I'll run him. They actually do,
but I'm in the house. Onlyperson that that happens to is Robbie
Rose. Yeah, well there's celebrityof all time. Actually, another drunk
story would be when I was atthe Senior Bowl and met Jason Garrett and

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I have yeah, there you go. I have a picture of me completely
yeah, completely yeah drunk, andI look like I need to be in
a drunk tank. But yes,I would say Max your story wins.
No, I still say Max andRiver Falls in Ireland. Yeah no,
that was that was Oh my god, that that was just that was just

(01:19:50):
brual. We had a lot ofgood ones. So shout out to all
the listeners for texting in, uhand then supporting the segment. I got
some texts in as well for thefan if they topic, which is lies
that your parents told you Brett Blakemore, this was your a brain child.
Do you have any specific stories oflies that your parents told you as a
kid that that you realized weren't realwhen you grew up? Well? Well

(01:20:13):
real, well, I mean well, I don't want to say one because
there could be kids listening. Sorevolves around December twenty fifth. What do
you mean? But uh, oh, I don't get did you not wow?
What do you never mind? Soanyways, no, no reason,
what's next. I'm a big fanof Christmas. It's a good thing.

(01:20:35):
We have dumb buttons in Yeah,so the whole story came together because or
I remembered it because I just can'twait for this college football video game to
come out. I'm literally just sittinghere watching the clock countdown until I can
start my dynasty. And I rememberedthat I went to a bowl game with
my dad when I was a kidin Atlanta. It was a Peach Bowl

(01:20:58):
against I don't even know who wasplaying, but they were filming outside EA
Sports, or filming fans saying thecatchphrase EA Sports, it's in the game.
And I was just young enough towhere I wasn't embarrassed just to be
seen out in public at all,you know where, like don't look at
me, or I'll jump off abridge, you know, that level of
teenage angst. So I wanted todo it, and I remember doing it.

(01:21:21):
I remember being super pumped. Ibought the game like as soon as
it came out. So I'm like, I'm going to be in this game
because they filmed me like I'm gonnabe and they're friends listen for me.
You can hear it. Yeah,you could see me, you know,
look, and so they I seefootage from that game that Peach Bowl on

(01:21:43):
like the intro to the game,as you're loading it up, I don't
see me. They go, well, what the hell? This is ridiculous,
And I literally found I was maybeten when this happened. I'm twenty
seven now. I maybe found outlast year while they weren't even filming.
Yes, yeah, I've had thislie for a long time. I just
found out that they weren't even filmingyet, or they were done filming.

(01:22:04):
They were like wrapping it up.And my dad basically went, yeah,
just let them do it and justact like you filmed it. And you
don't know the difference. So Idon't know who to be mad at.
So and your dad probably banked onyou never ever finding out the truth,
Like how would you would? Youknow? Yeah, it was a brutal

(01:22:26):
awakening. Really, I still thoughtthat even a couple of years ago.
I thought like, oh, theysnubbed me, you know I had I
was like, I had great passion. I said it loudly, and I
don't know why they didn't use anyways. The other one that's a Hall of
Fame nomination. I bet a lotof kids have is I had my mom.
You know the light in the backseat that you can turn on.

(01:22:48):
Yeah, yes, you've been drivingat night and your parents go, it's
illegal to have the light on.You know, you have to turn the
light off. It's illegal to haveyour if they're driving a mask. The
fan has learned it's not it's not. You can easily do that and it
and the fan has learned that it'snot that hard to drive with the light
on. Like it's a little uncomfortable, but it's not that bad. I

(01:23:11):
still have PTSD from that, Likeanytime someone kicks on the light during the
night time, like I'm thinking that, Like I could hear the helicopters comment,
SWAT teams busted in, like Iit's it's terrified. They've got a
cash camp fee. They struck fearinto me about the light being on and
saying that it was legal. It'stotally not. I didn't even to your
point about your last story, Ididn't know that until like a year or

(01:23:34):
two ago. I said, Ibelieved it the whole way through, and
I would freak out when anybody whenanybody else did it when I was in
the car. Yeah, I Ihad no idea that that was. And
again to both of your points,my parents definitely told me that the light
in the car and my grandparents too, don't turn the light on the car,
and I had just learned that recentlythat that wasn't and I send to

(01:23:55):
your point, Brad, I justI rolled my eyes and said, well,
where was this all my life?It would have made it. It
would have made dipping French fries incertain sauces and ketchups in the dark a
lot easier as you're driving along.Or the game boys didn't have the back
light back in the day, youknow what I'm saying, So you had
to turn the light on. Youdidn't have the back light. That's what

(01:24:16):
I couldn't catch them all my nighttimePokemon mastering was shut down away. I'll
never see it again. Robbie Rosenhousewas, so, you got any stories
about lies your parents told you asa kid. Yeah, just a quick
one here, and it's it's kindof sports related, as I root for
some really unique teams. I'll justgo back to one story trying to stop.

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My mom just texted me and saidshe really thought that that's yes.
Come on, come on, comeon, that's true. Come on,
that is the best way to getthe kids to stop doing it. Though.
It is like it's a leader,right exactly. So my dad would
get me birthday cards of let's sayDavid Robinson for example, as you know,
Spurs fan. So the card wouldbe a David Robinson kind of birthday

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card that he would order and hewould sign it as David Robinson. He
would tell me that the player actuallyautographed the Oh then I found out later
that did he try to sell it? And they're like, yeah, this
isn't worse. This is this ispre eBay, so just pre eBay,
but yes, this is pretty.That's almost this is more of like on

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the street corner, like playing withPog's kind of thing. It's almost like
mean, yeah, well no,I mean I know, I no,
no shape the rest of her life. I don't know. I mean he
was, you know, he wasto maybe to a potentially he could have

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got in trouble for a crime consideringthe fact that David Robinson was a Navy
veteran, So impersonating some sort ofnaval officer could have got my father into
trouble. Now no, but Idid. You're calling the police believe this.

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It's ridiculous. But I know theguy sat two years out to serve
our country. But he's he's goodI know that people say he's a soft
player, but he's eventually gonna winone, and he ended up winning two.
But that was just somebody that wasjust one example of of an athlete
that that he would sign the autographsfor and and I would ended up ended

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up. I was wondering how hemet all these all stories. It's just
his dad. All these stories,these are just stories that your dad told
you. Got up. Well,he did actually work for the Mets in
the eighties in their promotional to putyeah in the promotional department, and their
their phrase was this was when Iwas a very small kid. Their phrase

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was let's get metsmerized. And hedid signings around the city with guys like
Mookie Wilson and George Foster, guysyou've never heard of before. But yeah,
he did work for the Mets promotionaland so when he did come home
with autographs, then I knew thatthose were legit. But growing up later,
the teams that were completely out oftown, he would sign the fake,
fake signatures. And now nowadays i'myour number one fan, David Robinson.

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I was like, all right,Like you know, I was an
eight year old. I'm like,okay, that's fine. Nowadays, getting
metsmerized is just collapsing down the stretchand Missis's well, that was that was
two thousand and seven. That wasthat was almost twenty years ago, now,
Brett. They've won sixteen of theirlast twenty one, So pipe down,
please. I get so a fewmoments to celebrate in their glory,
and now is not one of them. Brandon from Becker, Texans. Biggest

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lie has to be we have insertname of restaurant you just passing the car
at home? I mean yeah,that's yeah, Yeah, that's in the
parents Lie Hall of Fame for sure, because we damn sure did not have
that at home. No, No, I love my parents' cooking, but
no, ain't no pop Eyes.You know that doesn't hit like absolutely,
You damnly don't have McDonald's sprite atthe crib. That's a whole different thing.

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The hair fire in nineteen ninety four. I want those nuggets and I
want those fries. Are one ofthose kids, right, yes, And
not only not only that, Max, but I was so picky as a
kid eater that before they made themall white meat chicken nuggets at McDonald's,
I would break them open to seeif they were white meat or dark meat,

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because I am not I can't darkmeat McNuggets. I'm telling you,
I know it Max, you knowspecifically white meat. Yep, I know
it was a thing. Yeah,I'm just saying they're all white. Sorry,
this is like a this is likea six friend. Listen, Grimace

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is now my new mascot. Igot McNuggets, Grimace, the whole thing.
So away we go. I've neverhere's a Texter uh six or five
one guy, I've never ran intothis. I don't know if you guys
have. When the bedroom door waslocked, the parents would say we were
just sleeping l O L total lie. I've never had more necessary. I

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don't think you can drop the truthabout that one that is under the category
of that is true doing in therebut doing their taxes maybe, yeah,
maybe parties. That was just thatjust an right there. I mean,

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that's just that's just Chris Paul Griffinright there. We're both pretty tall people,
he said. Bump Set Spike.Someone online said that their parents used
to tell them and their brother misterBluebird was watching them when they went to
bed, and they believed it sothey wouldn't try to sneak out of the
room or stay awake or anything likethat. They believed mister Bluebird was always

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watching them. That's kind of terrified. I once cursed as a kid and
my mom ended up washing your grandmotherended up putting like soap in my mouth,
like to wash the curses. Yetthat happened to me like that was
a lot, Like you have towash the curses out of you with no
you just want to stick to soap. Did you stop cursing? I've never

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heard him curse since never Once someonesaid how about I'll turn the car around.
The car was never turning around.The parents actually turned the car out.
Almost that's hungry too, Yeah,exactly right. I need that three
pieces just as much as you do. I want those corn nuggets, and

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I want it now. That's itfor worst case scenario for the week.
Thanks for all of the listener participationon the last couple of segments, and
thanks for just hanging out with usin general. Whether you listened all the
way from eleven or just over thelast minute, over the last thirty seconds
and just tuned in right now,you spent a little time of your Sunday
hanging with us. Goofballs and wereally do appreciate just signing off for Robbie

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Rosenhaus and Brett Blake Moore. Thisis Max Fuller. We'll be back,
same time, same place, nextweek. Piece