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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Suffer.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
Not Nie a president me, Hell do.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
The Chief's the one we all say hal too.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Good morning, mister president, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Pizza boy. It's been a long time. It's been a
very long time, but we're here and we're very happy
about it. We're doing very well. You're doing very well.
I happen to see that the ratings again from today,
not even from last the last couple of weeks, but
even from today us through the roof, we get the leaks.
We get the greatest leaks. It's incredible, and not the
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type of leaks that happened from I call him, you
know what, I called him crook and Joe because I'm
the outlaw president. I called him the panther's President because
he fills his diaper a lot. So you see what's happening.
We're doing very well, and you're doing very well. So
you're doing very well.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
You really got some street cred since this conviction.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Well, you know, we do very well in these communities.
We do very well in the hood, they call it
the hood. You know, we do very well there. And
they're thinking about throwing me in jail, which, when you
look at it will be an incredible experience, not just
for me, but for everybody else who's in the jail.
You know, you think about what may happen. I'll be
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running a cell block like nobody's ever run a cell
block before, and we will have I can tell you this,
the strongest hands. Nobody's going to be dropping anything. You
know what I'm talking about. We're going to make sure
none of the bad things happen. If that's what happens,
that we're going to have the greatest cell block and
the greatest jail. And even if they put me in
solitary confinement, I couldn't think of a better place to
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be than with myself. You know, nobody else would want
to be Everybody would prob't really want to be in
there with me.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
But would a lot red if you were in jail,
would you lift a lot of weights?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Sir? Well, actually, what I would do, and I can
tell you what I would do. We would teach everybody
first up and drop you understand, And then so you know,
we could use what's called the commissary. Yep, we'll get
a lot of big max, We'll get a lot of
self and maybe waits, maybe waits, but but we do
very well. We're going to do very well.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I can tell you that are you doing very well? One?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We were just talking with John Decker, White House correspondent.
The swing states look strong. Leads in Wisconsin with a
multiple Wenu factor in the Independence, leads in Minnesota, but
leeds in Michigan, leads in Wisconsin, leads in Pennsylvania, big
leads in Arizona, Nevada. The conviction hasn't harmed you in
the polls and as far as fundraising one hundred and
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seventy million dollars one hundred and thirty one in the
last filing report. That's that's a lot of good coming
from a verdict they thought was going to do you
in well.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Every time they say the wolves are closing in, you know,
they say the walls are closing in. And I always
want to know what the hell is happening for the
wolves to be closing in? Did Chris Christy fall out
of bed? Of the wolves coming down? Like London Bridge?
What is going on? But you see what happens. You know,
they say the walls are closing. We got them now
and they never have me, you know, And the greatest
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thing about it, and they think they're going to stop me.
They think they're going to beat me. They're never going
to beat me. You know. You see, we're doing so well,
and we are having the strongest numbers. We're having numbers
that are so strong, and we're winning like nobody's ever
won before. We're like Bryson the Shambo. You know, you're
see what happened at the US Open and by the way,
and you know where this is going. I taught him.
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I taught him how to hit the ball off the tee,
hits it very far. I'm the only person who could
drive the ball further than Bresen the Shamba because I
taught him how to golf. You know that I gave
Tiger Woods his name, and a lot of people don't
understand it. But I also got along very well with Egypt.
You understand Egypt because we're talking about how we name things.
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And when I was with Egypt for a long time,
I talked to them. The pharaoh was born, his name
was tutin common and they wanted to You're not going
to believe this. They wanted to name him King Toots.
I said, you don't want to do that. We don't
want to name him Toot. We already apple King Tooon
his name is Crooked Joe. We also have what's called
the Prince tooth and it's Eric Floorwell, he tooted on
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live TV with Putin. You understand. So I said, you
want cut, you want to be king Cut. It's stronger,
it's stuffer, the strongest, the toughest, And they said, we're
going to do that. If it wasn't for me, the
greatest pharaoh in history would be named Toots instead. It's tough.
So we do very well, and we win, like nobody
said for one before. And we're doing incredibly well. We
have the numbers, the fundraising numbers that are almost as
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good as your ratings. We're doing incredibly well. We're ready
to win, and the pamper's president has no idea what
the hell's going on. You see, what's happening is being
dragged off the sedge by Barack Obama, and it really
is a horrible thing to see. Well, they're trying to win,
and we're going to win big league.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
But they're trying to convince us that that's all just
you know, video fakes, that none of it is real.
Now I watch that video from a far off angle,
I mean it was he was either really taking in
the moment. But there's no question Barack Obama comes back,
back tracks, grabs him by the hand, puts his armor
on his back, and takes him off stage. But they're
saying it's all in, you know, it's all being just
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just video fakes that we're falling for.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Well, here's what they say. You know, they say Crooked
Joe was taking it in, and you look at his face.
I don't think he was taking anything in. I think
he was pushing something out, but maybe not taking something in.
You know, this is the I call him the pamper's President,
and he really is horrible. You saw what happened with
the pope. We've talked about it a lot of times,
you know, the two year olds, but now he was
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sniffing him. He was forehead to forehead. Helpful. He's never
seen anything like it. And he was sniffing the pope.
You're not supposed to sniff the pope, and he was
doing that. You know. You see what happened on the stage.
You had Baraque, you have crooked Joe. He's trying to
they call it take it in. He was looking to actually,
you know, remove it. He was pushing one out. But
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these are terrible people, I have to say. And they're
calling them chief fakes. And so we look at the
term chief fake, and the Democrats have been very good
at chief fakes. AOC is a chief fake Latino. Elizabeth
Warren is a cheap fake Indian. I call the Pocahontice.
You have sa Cy Abrams, so we called the Beast
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of the Southeast. She's a chief fake. Governor a lot
of people. The Democrats, nothing about them Israel. So you
want to look at a chief take look no further
than the Democrat. These are horrible sick Tapo Pizza boy,
horrible and sick people.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
All right, Friday with forty five, the debate is less
than a week away. I found it interesting you chose
little Marco to help coach you.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well, we have because we had a great moment with
Little Marco. You wuld to stand that we had a
great moment with him on the bed stage in twenty sixteen.
Nobody empisode or anything like it. It was crazier than
anybody thought possible. Remember when he said I have small hands,
and I said, not only do I not have small hands,
but nothing else is small too. I never had that problem.
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So we're talking with him, and he's a lot better.
I have to say, a lot better to prepare with
sloppy Chris Christy, because when we prepared with Sloppy Chris,
we had to we have to bring in so much,
so much food. We have to bring in so much
stuff for this guy. He was just he was like
a garbage disposal. We call him snack man. He was
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like batman, but he was eating all the stacks. And
little Marco, he's a great guy. And we're looking closely
at him and we're debate prepping with him, and he's
doing a tremendous job. We are so excited for the debate.
I will be walking out on stage with a gas
mask up. You say, why are you doing that? You
shouldn't do that because we don't know if the Panther's
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president's going to poop, and I don't want to smell
it because we know what smells really been and if
I were to do that, it would smell tremendous. By
the way, well, who doesn't you know? You understand we're
saying this right now. It doesn't stink, it smells tremendous.
I could say I'm the only person in the world,
but we're going to be on the stage and we're
going to be standing. They wanted to sit, they're going
to stand. I don't know if kirkpet Joe's going to
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be able to make it ninety minutes. And if we
find more let's call it white pounter in the White House,
you know what I'm saying, we'll know what the hell
they're using that for.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
He won the coin, he won the coin toss. He
chose the right podium, so you'll be at the left podium.
Hopefully the breeze will be going away from you.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And you chose to have the last word.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
And the greatest thing, you know, because what happened in
New York. You know, they didn't give us the last word.
They gave the prosecution the last word. That's the way
it goes. I always love having the last word, the
greatest word, the most tremendous word. And we're going to
have the last word. We're going to do it. And
we are so excited about this debate six days away,
no matter what podium we're on, if we're standing, if
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we're sitting six days away, and we're going to do
very well on this today. I cannot wait. We're going
to be standing there. They're going to be you know,
they're muting the mics. They're muting the mics. They're not
having the audience because nobody likes hook at Joe. But
a lot of people are saying, maybe that's stand for
me because I can't have a moment like we say,
the crooked Hillary. You'd be in jail. But it's also
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good because let the guy talk. He can't get through
a sentence. There's no telaprompter, which actually may help him
because he does a very bad job with the tela prompter.
But we are very happy about it. We're going to
be very happy on the debate stage, and we're going
to do a tremendous job. You're also doing a tremendous job.
I have to say that you're doing a fantastic job.
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And we are excited about making America great again. So
we cannot wait for the debate. You know, you see
these people and I have to say, our slogan make
America great again. Pizza boy, you understand that the Crooked
Joe Pamper's president. His slogan is incompetent and incoontinent. That's
what this guy is. Incompetent, he can't do it in continent,
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he can't hold it in. It really is terrible to
see where our country has been taken by this terrible
But we're going to take it back Friday.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
With forty five closing moments.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You know, they're always trying to enforce gag orders on you.
Now they're starting to put words in your mouth. And
they really tried to make it look like you called
Milwaukee a dumb I guess just shows how desperate they are.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Right, Well, first of all, I wasn't talking about Milwaukee.
I was talking about Philadelphia when I'm talking about a dump.
These are terrible places. Philadelphia, the city of probably level.
All they like to do is boo. And these people
broke the liberty bell. You know, well you look at it.
They say that I called they broke it. You don't understand.
There's a crack by the Liberty Bill. It's the only
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crack that Hunter Biden doesn't want any part of because
it's on the Liberty bill. But they say he called
Milwaukee a dump. Now I called Philia dump because it
is a dump. That we're only joking about that. Of course,
we love all these slashes Independence Hall in Philadelphia, where
George Santos wrote the Declaration of Independence. You know, he
did a tremendous job with Thomas Jefferson, who we also
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knew very well. But I knew Thomas very well. I
taught him at a right, I taught him how to write.
And it was also my idea, we the people, my
idea for the Constitution. Of course, was it your idea here,
cocky say, Donald Trump thinks the Declaration of the Constitution
of the same thing, my idea. The Walkie's a tremendous place.
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Philly's a tremendous place in our Country's a trevendous place.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
My final question, we're running out of time, right, You've
got to have your VP list narrowed down.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Well, we're very close. Uh, we look at we're looking
at many, many great people. You're on the list, of course,
you've been on a list for a long time. Pizza Boy,
we want to put you on there. We want to
put you on the ballot with the pizza source. We'll
see what happens. We have Doug Bergham, we have Vance,
We've got other people. We've got Pizza Boy, and we've
got Snoop Dog. Everybody walks in on nobody's talking about
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Snoop Dog. I'm an outlaw. He's an outlaw. I'm a thug.
He's a thug. We're doing tremendously well and we're excited
about it.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Friday with forty five. Hell to the Chief. He's the
one we all say hail to. Thank you, mister President,
thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
And God bless you. Congratulations on more tremendous ratings.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Be leave me all right, appreciate our visit. We'll talk
again next week. That's Friday with forty five. Share it
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Speaker 2 (12:22):
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