January 29, 2025 • 35 mins
QUESTION DU JOUR: Best Insult Without Using Profanity
TRENDING: What's a Common Thing People Say . . . That Makes No Sense?
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: A study in 1896 found that 90% of all commercial ketchups contained
"injurious ingredients" that could lead to death. Like harmful preservatives, coal tar used as a dye, and poisonous byproducts from the manufacturing process.
VISIT WITH: Grand Forks Safe Kids "Walk To School Day"
WEDNESDAY MORONG MORON AWARD: A Drunk Driver in Wisconsin Was So Sloshed, He Maxed Out the Breathalyzer
8 O'CLOCK TALK: Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year
ONE MORE THING: National Puzzle Day! Here Are Six Tips from Experts
Originally Aired: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025
TRENDING: What's a Common Thing People Say . . . That Makes No Sense?
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: A study in 1896 found that 90% of all commercial ketchups contained
"injurious ingredients" that could lead to death. Like harmful preservatives, coal tar used as a dye, and poisonous byproducts from the manufacturing process.
VISIT WITH: Grand Forks Safe Kids "Walk To School Day"
WEDNESDAY MORONG MORON AWARD: A Drunk Driver in Wisconsin Was So Sloshed, He Maxed Out the Breathalyzer
8 O'CLOCK TALK: Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year
ONE MORE THING: National Puzzle Day! Here Are Six Tips from Experts
Originally Aired: Wednesday, January 29th, 2025
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:21):
What's the date? The exact date.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Welcome to January twenty ninth.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's so special. Not today. It is National Puzzle Day
Todayzzle time.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Puzzle is a riddle, that is.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Just a piece of it is National Puzzle Day.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Life is a puzzle. Sure is a puzzle. Happy National
Puzzle Day. It's showtime. It is seven o'clock. Excel nuety three.
Happy Puzzle Day today. Like puzzles, there's that, it's stress.
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There's something broken, fix it unless they're like the little
little kid puzzles where those like four pieces total knock
that out in thirty minutes. Or lass Yeah, Curmudgeons days
here corn Chip Day. And we are now sixteen sleeps
in front of Valentine's Day. And no we don't panic
yet because it's still January. Guys, but two weeks from
Faddy tell you about how you can win your happy
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Here he's pork and brewed tickets. Here in a couple
of sogns momentarily, But let's stig a look. See at
the forecast. By the way, we broke a record yesterday,
forty two degrees most of the Claudia thirty four. Yeah,
it doesn't come with forty two mile an hour winds
like I did yesterday. Light winds today, gradual clearing twenty
three tonight, then throwback Thursday will be sunny in forty
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roddy most the cloudy eighteen for Saturdays. Snow in the forecast.
Most of the Clauda thirty once get nothing significance, just
another one of those kind of inch of a time snows
we've been accustomed to. There were a few too many
of them last week, but we've been spoiled. I like
that there's dust accumulating on my snowblower in the garage
this winter. I like it a lot right now, Cloudy
Skuy's nineteen, Downtown, Grand.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Four TV, the Entertainment World, and whatever. Here's what you
missed on Excel ninety three.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Well, let the debate began again. According to a news study,
fifty five percent of people feel that the Monday after
the Super Bowl should be a holiday. Studies have also
found that workers genuinely lost productive after the big game,
which makes sense. You kind of eat and drink yourself
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into a food drink coma. Sometimes Sundays a lot harder
than you usually would call on a typical Sunday, run
the top of your game on Monday, train and camp. Now,
there was talk going into the season, off season they
always talk great rule changes. This that they were talking
about adding one more game the fall schedule meeting the
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super Bowl would then be President's weekends and the Monday
would be a holiday for most of us. They could
just slide everything back a week and keep it at
seventeen games and do it that way too. But here
are Travis and Jason Kelsey on the podcast New Heights
and reacting to someone suggesting the super Bowl should be
played on a Saturday.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Completely.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
It's one day out of the year, all right, one day.
The super Bowl is meant to be played on Sunday.
If anything, we need to make Monday a holiday. Yeah,
just make Monday a holiday. The country should change what
they're doing for the super Bowl, not the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
For the country. Come on, I believe it is correct.
The country should have a national holiday, national Day of Recovery,
something like that. You hear so often these days. How
we need more US time, We need more mental health time.
Make it National Mental Health Day the Monday after the
super Bowl. Man, it's nice to solve every single problem
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out there. Not this year, though, not this year. For sure,
we're going to work on the Monday after the super
Bowl unless you've taken it off already or just burn
a sick day. Fifty people believe Monday after the super
Bowl should be a holiday. Let's do it Mental Health Day.
Here's my question of the day today, what's your best insult?
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Wednesday's been declared? What is your best insult? Without, of course,
without using a single profanity? Happy Area's pork and brew
passes going out here? Maybe you want to give card
to not an air action park. You want to go
see line King of Foscett rivers in my I can
also slide you a gift card to Wansts the Listius
to La Boil and make it a dinner and a
movie option winning on the way In a couple of songs,
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question of the day question, does your share your best
insult without using profanity? Melicia says, I envy the people
who haven't met you yet too. Come on, I'm right here,
ouch ouch. Alexis says where your parents related that good stuff?
(05:04):
You guys are coming into some power hits today. Tasha
on the xcelmdy three facebook page, your birth certificate is
an apology letter from the condom factory. I am going
to give you because you just turned me loo, I'm
going to give you a haha lappy face emoji that
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has officially been delivered. Keep sharing, Keep sharing. Look at
a couple more of your answers coming in here. Mikayla
says you need to stop thinking with your mouth. Stop
thinking with your mouth. Best insul without using a single profanity.
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Kayla says, are you upset because of your haircuts? It's
kind of a double gut punch trying to think figure
out what's wrong with you and then at the same
time processing what's wrong with your hair? Shake it off,
Shake it off, Claire. I think it's the term shake
it off. Excelmenty three. Hello, Well, hey, Hi, what's your name?
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Hey Gary? What's your best insult without using any profanity.
Question of the day today, budge? Are you being coached
on fudge? No, Budge, I'm not saying instead of curse words,
what do you say? But just just insult or you're
just calling people fudge. That's that's fine too. Yeah, people
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will dismiss you as it weird doing walk away. That works. Yes,
it's happened to me a lot today. Gary. Do you
want to go to basketball? You a need women take
down Saint Thomas on Thursday? Yes, I'll they get you
four tickets. And how about I hook you up with
the gift card a roma this guy's pizza?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Perfect? Where are you listening at today?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Tell me what station's going ninety three minutes commercial free DS,
your UNI Funning Hawks, Women's basketball connection, so NY three
the folks of music station. I'm gonna get you to
have here his pork and brew or a couple other
options momentarily here looking for those insults today, hit me
hit me in thick skin today. But the challenge share
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your best insults without using profanity. Can't repeat the profanity
ones anyway, And I think it's more challenging and clever
this way. Christy going, ah, look who it isn't And
I'm not a big deal, no matter what my mom says.
I guess right. Oh. The good old classic go Play
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in the Street from Chris parents had enough of you
go play in the street and we did. We went
and grabbed our hockey sticks and played street hockey for
six hours. The best insult without using for vanity or
Ryan says, your face is done and it looks like
something I drew with my left hand. And that's gonna
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get an official haha emoji again. Never heard that one before.
Go to the Trevity page. You guys are coming up
with good stuff today. What's your best? Maybe you have
these on hand or maybe you need them, and we'll
make a whole list together. You can use on hand.
The best insult without profanity, without using profanity, she says, well,
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bless your little heart, David, your mom goes to college.
Best in sol all out using any profanity. My mom
does go to college. Well she did. Ooh my buddy
Dave Andrews shot through the heart and he used to
play them. You're just like Trevor d I wish there
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was an ouch emoji. I'll give him a wow and
there we go. Keep sharing, guys, best incer while using profanity. Katie,
You're impossible to underestimate, and Cass says you look easy
to draw. You look easy to draw. I'll think about
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that one. We have trending on deck next. It's a
common thing people say that makes no sense. Interesting list
of excelnatythree dot com featurepord page. That's next, Excel nty three,
I am I pay.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Or good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I could say it like a normal what's your name,
Cindy Stacy? You know, like mom Stacy's mom. Maybe we
should play that this.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Morning for it I've embracing over the years.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I can't wait one more sleep they'll throw back Thursday.
What's your best end? That's all without using profanity? What's
that question of the day today? What is your best insult?
Without using profanity?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You're so pretty?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You're so pretty. I don't even know how to process that. Yep.
I will think about that because I know there's a
there's a shot there. Yep, you're so pretty. Analyzing myself
with the mirror all damn day now, thanks for giving
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me a complex, Stacy, what do you want to do here? Happy?
Ari's pork and brew that's coming up on Saturday. Maybe
you want to give Carted another inn air action park
or I can get you you're happy? Harry sounds awesome?
You know how many sleeps?
Speaker 7 (10:48):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
How many sleeps till Happy Ari's Pork and Brew. Oh goodness,
you're gonna make.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Me do math in the morning.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
What is it Wednesday? That's your sep too? Is that
what you said? All right? Three sleeps won't Maybe it'll
be so excited you won't sleep Friday night. There you go,
You're going to Happy Arias pork and Bruce Dacy? What
station is proud to be your Happy Area's Polk and
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Polk and Brew Connection.
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And am trending test egg trending on Excel nightighty three.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
While making this the question as your today. But we
we kind of played with words in the English language
myself and RJ. We're talking about words that bothered us,
phrases that bothered us last week. So it's pretty similar.
But it's trending. I think we started the trend. I
guess no big shock right. Regular criticism of AI and
Chat cheap Feet is that it occasionally spews nonsense, But
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in fairness, so do smart humans. Someone asked on social media,
what's a common thing people say that makes zero sense?
Some of the best responses, I'm sweating like a pig,
pigs don't really sweat. I know, bench didn't know us
up for another five minutes here, but pigs don't sweat,
and fat like a pig mean means you're not sweating.
I'm healthy as a horse. If you have a horse,
you know this doesn't jib kind of like I slept
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like a baby. Babies are infamous, awful sleep burs less.
Maybe you go to bed super early, wake up every
few hours to get a drink, then maybe you do
sleep like a baby. On though or de thought, we
talked about that. That means you're freezing something again six
am in the morning. The redundancy of saying stuff like
at six am in the morning, saying someone did a
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three sixty when they change, it'd be a one eighty.
If anything common thing people say that makes no sense.
People referring to a lion being the king of the
jungle without realizing lions don't live in jungles. Some sayings
like this one are based on outdated usages of words
jungle used to refer to any untamed wilderness, irregardless, irregardless
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for all intensive purposes. The correct term all intense and purposes.
I'm pretty convinced nobody says that right, money can't buy happiness.
Of course it can't. Can't tell me if you woke
up today realized one mega millions yesterday, wouldn't be happy
about that? Happy as a clam seems ridiculous. I don't
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know if you've you can tell the emotions of a clown.
People alternately advised, don't sweat the small stuff, and it's
the little things that count. They alternate to those ones
another flip pop convenience. The early bird catches the worm.
But also there's this, the second mouse gets the cheese.
And do you know who woke up even earlier than
the bird the worm? I guess right, everything happens for
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a reason unless you consider sometimes the reasons people are
stupid and make bad decisions. I know I'm overthinking some
of these in scivity. If you have teenagers, you know
or don't, I guess, but we won't process that one anymore.
There it is, what's the thanks you saying? That makes
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Bet you didn't know random facts coming at you now,
excel Letty three.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Run to us by the Blue Moose, bar and grill
step by Stanturday for the Vintage Snowmobiles show. That is
the Blue Moose in East Grand Forks. Grama Hanson and
sidekick Nicole here from Safe Kids, Grand Forks.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Good morning ladies, Good morning do you and all your listeners.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Thanks for having us. Good morning.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
I'm a sudden here.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Excellent. You guys are gonna learn together with us. Then
we're going to learn about Safe Kids and stuff. You
guys are always doing great stuff. Can't see you behind
the computer monitor, but we're good. There we go. Now,
I got eyes on you. Let's get into bested no
random facts. First things first, going way back in music here,
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Peter Peter Peter Frampton's Baby I Love Your Way peaked
at number twelve on the Billboard charts and Leonard Skinner's
Freebird picked at number nineteen. When the pop group Rule
the Power mashed them up, they made a song called
Baby Ill Up Your Way Free Bird Medley Free Baby
in nineteen eighty eight, and it became a number one hit.
So sometimes you need two songs to make one good one.
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Betch didn't know. After President Benjamin Harrison's wife passed away,
he wound up marrying her niece that could have been
reality TV a long time ago. You guys know b
Arthur is of course, yep, betch didn't know Nicole b Arthur. Yep.
B Arthur was once in the Marines and she served
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as a truck driver. Just one more reason be Arthur
was the best Golden girl. Percentage of twins that invent
their own languages any idea, I bet it's high. I
would have say one hundred percent, but it was wrong.
My guess thrown her number sixty five scent of twins
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and vento languages. Wow, they go there, you go. That
was a really lucky guess. They're in the showcase show
to win a car. I'll see what I've got.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Okay, the lots full got some stancy vans out there.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Vetch didn't know. A study in nineteen and eighteen ninety
six found that ninety percent of all commercial ketchups contained
injurious ingredients that could lead to death. This was back
in eighteen ninety six. Like harmful preservatives, coal tar used
his dye and poisonous byproducts from the manufacturing process, so
at a time when no one else cared. Henry Hines
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was a visionary who was obsessed with making products as
pure as possible. He refused to use the brown, opaque
bottles that were common at the time. Instead, his see
through bottles were a design statement purity through transparency. So yeah,
that's why he made clear ketchup bottles. I didn't know
ninety percent of them could kill you back in eighteen
ninety six. That's why people lived to about twenty five. Right,
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that was a good factoid there. I like that one man.
I would not have made it a year loving Ketchup
the way I love the catch well.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
And no, here's my question, are you a die hard
on what kind of catch up you buy?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I used to be more it has to be Hindes,
But if it's on sale and it's in the fridge,
it's got to be cold. I'm a diehard. The ketchup
has to be cold. I'm a die hard, heines. If
it's not, heins, I don't want it. Good conversation for
a different day or die hard on this particular brand.
I'm gonna write that down. Joined on the show this morning.
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It is I don't want to say invasion Grand Pork
Safe Kids, but it is time for the Grand Pork
Safe Kids segments. But it has been a couple few
weeks here Carma Hansen backed by a popular demand and
jazzer sized buddy Nicole's here.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Yes, I'm excited to see you in a different location.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Is this weird? It isn't a weird When we see
people from the GEM in other places. You don't even
know how to react.
Speaker 6 (17:58):
I know I would good weeks.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
We should be doing purpees or something right now, so
we can be in our proper world space. But we
can't be because we've got we've got some business to
focus on. Garma. You guys always cover everything, you think
of everything. We got to place.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yeah, that's kind of we say. Our tagline is keeping
kids safe at home, at school, at playing on the way,
and that covers a lot of ground. Right, The longer
the tagline, the better, right, Well, and we as you know,
Safe Kids is based out of all true health system.
We have a team of four full time staff there,
but it is not just that team that's out there
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doing great work. The benefit of the Safe Kids program
is that we have a ton of community partners who
all really come together and say we want to be
a part of helping to keep kids and families safe.
And sometimes it's not just about safety, but we align
a lot of our programs with other ones that while
they're interested in safety, they have other aspects that they
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bring to the table, and the Blue Zones is one
such example. There are a lot about health and wellness,
we're about safety, and so Winter Walk to School, the
event that's taking place next week, really brings our two
partnerships together to say, how can we promote health and wellness,
but how can we also do it safely? And so
that's what this event is all about. And we got
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a lot going on in the Grundforks community next week
with this event.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
So we're excited to have Blue Zones be our partner
with us and went to Walk to School Days one.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Well it's actually next Wednesday, but we have so many
schools that want to participate that we celebrate it all
next week. So Monday we're at Phoenix Elementary, Tuesday we're
at Highland in East grend Forks, we're also in Thief River,
we're at Wilder Elementary, and we're at Self Point in
East grend Forks. Wednesday we're at Winship Elementary School and
Thursday we're at Lewis and Clark. So a lot of
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activity going on on the streets before school next week.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Nos need a concert shirt with all dates on the
back and all the locations. There you go. Maybe sponsored
by Xcel ninety three next year. Next year, all we
can afford for budget is plaining white T shirts and
I'll find some markers. We'll have to make them individual.
There you go.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Well, and Nicole, maybe we'll talk a little bit about
like some of the like what are we doing, where
are we meeting up, and who's going to be a
part of the event as well.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Yeah, I think you know when Comma talks about partnerships
and collaboration, the winter walk to School days are exactly that.
So you know, we have the kids meet at a
separate location, the parents drop them off. We have U
and D athletes, sometimes the Hawk. We'll have different high
school student body representatives there, some of their athletes. We
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have teachers, the PD all true emergency services that there.
So all, you know, getting the kids excited about walking
and then walking them to school. So it's a pretty
pretty big community of them.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
We try, of course, the walking not just for the
one day, right exactly, not walk one day, get back
in your tablets for three hundred and sixty four more days.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well, and I think sometimes when you do an event
like this and you have people who park anticipate because
it is a big event, and we have you know,
hot coco or granola bars or yogurt or whatever it
is the school, you know, we decide to give them,
they might go, oh, that wasn't that bad, or that
wasn't that far, it wasn't that cold, and it's it's
a way to kind of introduce something to them that
maybe they hadn't thought about before. And you know, we
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last Monday, we had one of our staff out at
Lewis and Clark. There was a young boy that was
nearly hit in the crosswalk a week and a half
or so ago, and we went out there and provided
education through K through fifth grade, took all those kids
out to the crosswalk, talked about the overhead flashing beacons,
talked about looking left, right, left, and keep looking as
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you're walking across, you know, make sure your hood's not
covering up your peripheral vision. Talked about if you have
to run to get across the crosswalk, the car is
too close. So things like that for us adults too exactly,
and so that safety thing while we do that at
the start of school, you know it just as this
is a case in point where going back and reiterating
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some of those safety things midway through the year is
a good thing to do. It this event affords us
the opportunity to do some of that education as well.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Walk into school again through all the dates again one
more time.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Monday, Phoenix, Tuesday, Highland in East grend Forks, the river
falls Wilder, Seuth Point in East grunt Forks. Wednesday is Winship,
Thursday is Lewis and Clark, and all the kids should
get information sent home from the school about whether there
is going to be a remote drop up for example Wilder.
Those kids come from all over in the country right
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and big walking zone, so it's not reasonable to walk,
you know, three, four, five, ten miles.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I was going to say I'm going to walk to
work that day, but I'm not either because I have
too much to bring and I love four miles away.
There you go.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Well, so what we do is, for example, at Wilder,
they actually can be dropped off at the United Way
and that's where people will meet and then the ambulance
will lead them kind of down the street with sirens
and other people walking with them, and when we do Winship,
they're meeting. Their drop off location is Saint Anne's guest home,
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so if you can't walk all the way from home,
at least take your car there and walk part of
the way with the group.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
One of the fun things about Winship is they have
some quite a few students that can bust in, so
the buses actually drop the students off at Saint Anne's,
so even those kids that ride the buses have the
opportunity to walk to school.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's fantastic. Nobody's left down. Do you guys think of everything?
Are you just throw at home? You're good at remembering
everything at home.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Well, we work together as a team. We got a
lot of great people who come together to help us out.
So somebody you'll think of it for us. Fantastic, Thanks
for having us on and we appreciate it. Car my
hands and jazzer sized buddy, Nicole.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I hope that's okay. I gave you that title from
grand Ford Safe Kids. Here's our question of the day today.
I don't know, if anything comes to you off the
top of your head, what's your best insult about using
any profanity? I'm sure. Being such amazing people. You don't
insult anybody at any time. Best best insult loud you
can directed at me. Wow you think wow? Any profanity?
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Oh there she did it that Wow. Oh beautiful excellence.
Thank you guys for coming in today, grand folk. Safe kids.
We'll be walking to school together next week.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Let me put it this way your Wednesday morning moron award. Yes,
more on my excel ninety three.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Did you ever know this was possible? A drunk driver
in Wisconsin was so hammered friddy he maxed out the
breathalyzer maxed it out. Fifty two year old Randall for
real as a middle school gym teacher in Wakish, Wisconsin.
Milwaukee CoP's got to call us Ronnie about a hit
and run crash around seven thirty in the morning. Yeah,
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this all happened in the morning. It turned out Randall
and dropped his kid off at a different schoo Well,
then he drove off, rear ended someone on his way
to work, and let the scene. He told the person
he had to go because he was a teacher and
had to get to school. Well, the person he had
gone a shot of his license plate. The cops found
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his smashed up cheap in the school parking lot. They
gave him four four field sobriety tests and he failed them,
failed all of them. The principal asked them to search
Randall's office, and I know you're shocked. Here they found
even more booze, even more alcohol. When they breathalyzed him,
he blew a point four, five times the legal limit,
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and it may have even been higher. That's where max
is out. In court Monday, a judge told them he
was lucky to be alive. He's a teacher at Saratoga
Middle School. People don't get the point four zero just overnight.
Most people are incapacitated and not making it.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
The intoxemeanor said he was above a point four, which
is when.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
It max is out. I like to call it a
not bush light drunk. That's not a bush light drunk.
He couldn't believe someone could be that drunk, especially before
eight in the morning. Right I'm facing multiple charges, including
one for driving drunk with a kid in the car.
He is due back in court next Tuesday. Drunk driver
so slashed he maxed out the breathalyzer. Fifty two year
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old Randall Uriel Pakish, Wisconsin, picking up the Wednesday Morning
Moron Award. That's our second trip to Wisconsin in twenty
twenty five, Heavy Ari's Pork and brew Learis Center. We've
got tickets free of the rest of the week in back.
Tomorrow there will be a shot of some VIP winning.
More on that to come. I will have a post
stuff look for a post later today that could help
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you win some VIP passes, but regular tickets going out
all day today tomorrow. If you do a lot of
unfinished business to take care of my question of the
day today, looking for those insults, those insults without using profanity.
That is your goal today, and a lot of you
have accepted this challenge. Rene says, my mama says, you're
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the devil. My mama says, you're the devil. John just
going to Moron favorite insults about using profanity, short, sweet
to the points, and I like Adams here. Adam says,
you may not be the dumbest person on the planets,
but you better hope they don't die. Think about that
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for a second. Yeah, walk around with the silver metal
for dumbest people on the planet right now, Keep them coming, guys,
best insults without using profanity Josh. Thanks Josh. You're a
slippery baby, weren't you. John says I saw this one
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the other day. You look like eat bananas for the
shape and not the taste. All right, John, I'm going
to leave that right there. Good thinkers. Today, you guys
are coming up with best insult while using profanity. Half
an hour more happy here, he's pork and brewin. More
winning on the way. We're pretty close to turning the
calendar to February. I can't believe we're at that point already.
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Those candy hearts are out there, sixteen sleeps to Valentine's Day.
If you hand someone a candy heart but marry me
on it next month, you might need to sign a prena.
Let you be forewarn right now. Sweethearts just launched a
Joki ad campaign claiming their candy hearts with messages are
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legally binding this year. I know, before your lawyer up here,
don't worry. They are not. They're not not really. They
added a feature to their website where you can scan
their hearts with your phone and it helps you follow
through on the pledge. If you scan a marry me hard,
it leads to a site that helps you get married online,
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a move in Heart helps you hire movers, and a
Forever heart for ever and the number four and ever
heart helps you buy heart shaped gravestones. Kind of what
dark on that last one? A little? Didn't They? Their
gimmick last year was situationship hearts that were blurry and
hard to read. But a new poll found over eighty
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percent of young people are over relationships that aren't well
to find. Ninety two percent said they want people to
stop sending mixed messages and just say what they mean.
Sweetheart candy Sweetheart's Candies adding a feature to their website
for Valentine's Day where you scan a candy heart and
it helps you follow through with a message on it. Again,
scan I'll marry me hart. It sends you to a
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side that helps you get married online. Candy hearts that
are legally binding. All right, just think about that for
a minute. Valentine's Day sixteen sleeps away. We want to
start panicking about Valentine's dates. We get to February. Thanks
so many, three National puzzle Days here, tips from the experts,
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Next one more thing, and then we'll go ninety three
minutes commercial for you? Sound good? An three? Hello well, hey, hey, hey,
good day. Who is this Meghan, Meghan? Give it to
me your best and soul of love? Using for vanity,
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my sisters said, we'll play in the street, Go play
in the street. We actually did that as kids. Parents
would tell us go play in the street, and we
go play street hockey for six hours. Not once did
I get hit by a car, not to my recollection,
at least, unless I did get hit, fell on my
head and lost the memory forever. I'll explain a lot though,
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Wow TV, I know bringing back trauma. How lout this one?
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of Elderberry's.
I just thought of that one. In fact, a movie
from fifty years ago rip me off from using that
phrase all the time, called Monty Python and the Holding Crail.
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I recommend you watch that. And I can't believe that's
fifty years old. I'd like to say, before my time,
what's that? Megan, Megan? Three sleeps are gonna fly by?
If you want to go to Happy Harry's Pork and Crew,
or I've got a gift card to a Northern Air
Action park for you, oh Paramobe passes to go see
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Line King Moufasa with a gift card to lost lissist
of lob Boila. You choose, Um, we'll do the Northern Air.
Let's get you in the Northern Air. That's fun. Yeah
for sure, Northern Air up Meghan, What station has the
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Happy National Puzzle Day. It's in late January, probably because
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a big box of stress or just a big box
of something broken. Fix it. But hey, people like puzzles.
Wouldn't be around. If people didn't like puzzles. Just don't
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with the edges and corners. Then break it down by
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You don't get frustrated. I kind of thought we all
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did that already, but maybe not. I haven't done a
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Just a piece of it is National Puzzle Day.
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Life is a puzzle. Sure is a puzzle. Happy National
Puzzle Day. It's showtime. It is seven o'clock. Excel nuety three.
Happy Puzzle Day today. Like puzzles, there's that, it's stress.
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There's something broken, fix it unless they're like the little
little kid puzzles where those like four pieces total knock
that out in thirty minutes. Or lass Yeah, Curmudgeons days
here corn Chip Day. And we are now sixteen sleeps
in front of Valentine's Day. And no we don't panic
yet because it's still January. Guys, but two weeks from
Faddy tell you about how you can win your happy
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missed on Excel ninety three.
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Well, let the debate began again. According to a news study,
fifty five percent of people feel that the Monday after
the Super Bowl should be a holiday. Studies have also
found that workers genuinely lost productive after the big game,
which makes sense. You kind of eat and drink yourself
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into a food drink coma. Sometimes Sundays a lot harder
than you usually would call on a typical Sunday, run
the top of your game on Monday, train and camp. Now,
there was talk going into the season, off season they
always talk great rule changes. This that they were talking
about adding one more game the fall schedule meeting the
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super Bowl would then be President's weekends and the Monday
would be a holiday for most of us. They could
just slide everything back a week and keep it at
seventeen games and do it that way too. But here
are Travis and Jason Kelsey on the podcast New Heights
and reacting to someone suggesting the super Bowl should be
played on a Saturday.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Completely.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
It's one day out of the year, all right, one day.
The super Bowl is meant to be played on Sunday.
If anything, we need to make Monday a holiday. Yeah,
just make Monday a holiday. The country should change what
they're doing for the super Bowl, not the super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
For the country. Come on, I believe it is correct.
The country should have a national holiday, national Day of Recovery,
something like that. You hear so often these days. How
we need more US time, We need more mental health time.
Make it National Mental Health Day the Monday after the
super Bowl. Man, it's nice to solve every single problem
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out there. Not this year, though, not this year. For sure,
we're going to work on the Monday after the super
Bowl unless you've taken it off already or just burn
a sick day. Fifty people believe Monday after the super
Bowl should be a holiday. Let's do it Mental Health Day.
Here's my question of the day today, what's your best insult?
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Wednesday's been declared? What is your best insult? Without, of course,
without using a single profanity? Happy Area's pork and brew
passes going out here? Maybe you want to give card
to not an air action park. You want to go
see line King of Foscett rivers in my I can
also slide you a gift card to Wansts the Listius
to La Boil and make it a dinner and a
movie option winning on the way In a couple of songs,
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question of the day question, does your share your best
insult without using profanity? Melicia says, I envy the people
who haven't met you yet too. Come on, I'm right here,
ouch ouch. Alexis says where your parents related that good stuff?
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You guys are coming into some power hits today. Tasha
on the xcelmdy three facebook page, your birth certificate is
an apology letter from the condom factory. I am going
to give you because you just turned me loo, I'm
going to give you a haha lappy face emoji that
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has officially been delivered. Keep sharing, Keep sharing. Look at
a couple more of your answers coming in here. Mikayla
says you need to stop thinking with your mouth. Stop
thinking with your mouth. Best insul without using a single profanity.
(05:48):
Kayla says, are you upset because of your haircuts? It's
kind of a double gut punch trying to think figure
out what's wrong with you and then at the same
time processing what's wrong with your hair? Shake it off,
Shake it off, Claire. I think it's the term shake
it off. Excelmenty three. Hello, Well, hey, Hi, what's your name?
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Hey Gary? What's your best insult without using any profanity.
Question of the day today, budge? Are you being coached
on fudge? No, Budge, I'm not saying instead of curse words,
what do you say? But just just insult or you're
just calling people fudge. That's that's fine too. Yeah, people
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will dismiss you as it weird doing walk away. That works. Yes,
it's happened to me a lot today. Gary. Do you
want to go to basketball? You a need women take
down Saint Thomas on Thursday? Yes, I'll they get you
four tickets. And how about I hook you up with
the gift card a roma this guy's pizza?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Perfect? Where are you listening at today?
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Tell me what station's going ninety three minutes commercial free DS,
your UNI Funning Hawks, Women's basketball connection, so NY three
the folks of music station. I'm gonna get you to
have here his pork and brew or a couple other
options momentarily here looking for those insults today, hit me
hit me in thick skin today. But the challenge share
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your best insults without using profanity. Can't repeat the profanity
ones anyway, And I think it's more challenging and clever
this way. Christy going, ah, look who it isn't And
I'm not a big deal, no matter what my mom says.
I guess right. Oh. The good old classic go Play
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in the Street from Chris parents had enough of you
go play in the street and we did. We went
and grabbed our hockey sticks and played street hockey for
six hours. The best insult without using for vanity or
Ryan says, your face is done and it looks like
something I drew with my left hand. And that's gonna
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get an official haha emoji again. Never heard that one before.
Go to the Trevity page. You guys are coming up
with good stuff today. What's your best? Maybe you have
these on hand or maybe you need them, and we'll
make a whole list together. You can use on hand.
The best insult without profanity, without using profanity, she says, well,
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bless your little heart, David, your mom goes to college.
Best in sol all out using any profanity. My mom
does go to college. Well she did. Ooh my buddy
Dave Andrews shot through the heart and he used to
play them. You're just like Trevor d I wish there
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was an ouch emoji. I'll give him a wow and
there we go. Keep sharing, guys, best incer while using profanity. Katie,
You're impossible to underestimate, and Cass says you look easy
to draw. You look easy to draw. I'll think about
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that one. We have trending on deck next. It's a
common thing people say that makes no sense. Interesting list
of excelnatythree dot com featurepord page. That's next, Excel nty three,
I am I pay.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Or good morning.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
I could say it like a normal what's your name,
Cindy Stacy? You know, like mom Stacy's mom. Maybe we
should play that this.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
Morning for it I've embracing over the years.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I can't wait one more sleep they'll throw back Thursday.
What's your best end? That's all without using profanity? What's
that question of the day today? What is your best insult?
Without using profanity?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You're so pretty?
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You're so pretty. I don't even know how to process that. Yep.
I will think about that because I know there's a
there's a shot there. Yep, you're so pretty. Analyzing myself
with the mirror all damn day now, thanks for giving
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me a complex, Stacy, what do you want to do here? Happy?
Ari's pork and brew that's coming up on Saturday. Maybe
you want to give Carted another inn air action park
or I can get you you're happy? Harry sounds awesome?
You know how many sleeps?
Speaker 7 (10:48):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
How many sleeps till Happy Ari's Pork and Brew. Oh goodness,
you're gonna make.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Me do math in the morning.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
What is it Wednesday? That's your sep too? Is that
what you said? All right? Three sleeps won't Maybe it'll
be so excited you won't sleep Friday night. There you go,
You're going to Happy Arias pork and Bruce Dacy? What
station is proud to be your Happy Area's Polk and
Brew at the elever Centric Connection, your exclusive Happy Aria's
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Polk and Brew Connection.
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And am trending test egg trending on Excel nightighty three.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
While making this the question as your today. But we
we kind of played with words in the English language
myself and RJ. We're talking about words that bothered us,
phrases that bothered us last week. So it's pretty similar.
But it's trending. I think we started the trend. I
guess no big shock right. Regular criticism of AI and
Chat cheap Feet is that it occasionally spews nonsense, But
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in fairness, so do smart humans. Someone asked on social media,
what's a common thing people say that makes zero sense?
Some of the best responses, I'm sweating like a pig,
pigs don't really sweat. I know, bench didn't know us
up for another five minutes here, but pigs don't sweat,
and fat like a pig mean means you're not sweating.
I'm healthy as a horse. If you have a horse,
you know this doesn't jib kind of like I slept
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like a baby. Babies are infamous, awful sleep burs less.
Maybe you go to bed super early, wake up every
few hours to get a drink, then maybe you do
sleep like a baby. On though or de thought, we
talked about that. That means you're freezing something again six
am in the morning. The redundancy of saying stuff like
at six am in the morning, saying someone did a
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three sixty when they change, it'd be a one eighty.
If anything common thing people say that makes no sense.
People referring to a lion being the king of the
jungle without realizing lions don't live in jungles. Some sayings
like this one are based on outdated usages of words
jungle used to refer to any untamed wilderness, irregardless, irregardless
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for all intensive purposes. The correct term all intense and purposes.
I'm pretty convinced nobody says that right, money can't buy happiness.
Of course it can't. Can't tell me if you woke
up today realized one mega millions yesterday, wouldn't be happy
about that? Happy as a clam seems ridiculous. I don't
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know if you've you can tell the emotions of a clown.
People alternately advised, don't sweat the small stuff, and it's
the little things that count. They alternate to those ones
another flip pop convenience. The early bird catches the worm.
But also there's this, the second mouse gets the cheese.
And do you know who woke up even earlier than
the bird the worm? I guess right, everything happens for
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a reason unless you consider sometimes the reasons people are
stupid and make bad decisions. I know I'm overthinking some
of these in scivity. If you have teenagers, you know
or don't, I guess, but we won't process that one anymore.
There it is, what's the thanks you saying? That makes
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Good morning ladies, Good morning do you and all your listeners.
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Thanks for having us. Good morning.
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I'm a sudden here.
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Excellent. You guys are gonna learn together with us. Then
we're going to learn about Safe Kids and stuff. You
guys are always doing great stuff. Can't see you behind
the computer monitor, but we're good. There we go. Now,
I got eyes on you. Let's get into bested no
random facts. First things first, going way back in music here,
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Peter Peter Peter Frampton's Baby I Love Your Way peaked
at number twelve on the Billboard charts and Leonard Skinner's
Freebird picked at number nineteen. When the pop group Rule
the Power mashed them up, they made a song called
Baby Ill Up Your Way Free Bird Medley Free Baby
in nineteen eighty eight, and it became a number one hit.
So sometimes you need two songs to make one good one.
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Betch didn't know. After President Benjamin Harrison's wife passed away,
he wound up marrying her niece that could have been
reality TV a long time ago. You guys know b
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B Arthur was once in the Marines and she served
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as a truck driver. Just one more reason be Arthur
was the best Golden girl. Percentage of twins that invent
their own languages any idea, I bet it's high. I
would have say one hundred percent, but it was wrong.
My guess thrown her number sixty five scent of twins
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and vento languages. Wow, they go there, you go. That
was a really lucky guess. They're in the showcase show
to win a car. I'll see what I've got.
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Vetch didn't know. A study in nineteen and eighteen ninety
six found that ninety percent of all commercial ketchups contained
injurious ingredients that could lead to death. This was back
in eighteen ninety six. Like harmful preservatives, coal tar used
his dye and poisonous byproducts from the manufacturing process, so
at a time when no one else cared. Henry Hines
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was a visionary who was obsessed with making products as
pure as possible. He refused to use the brown, opaque
bottles that were common at the time. Instead, his see
through bottles were a design statement purity through transparency. So yeah,
that's why he made clear ketchup bottles. I didn't know
ninety percent of them could kill you back in eighteen
ninety six. That's why people lived to about twenty five. Right,
(17:00):
that was a good factoid there. I like that one man.
I would not have made it a year loving Ketchup
the way I love the catch well.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
And no, here's my question, are you a die hard
on what kind of catch up you buy?
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I used to be more it has to be Hindes,
But if it's on sale and it's in the fridge,
it's got to be cold. I'm a diehard. The ketchup
has to be cold. I'm a die hard, heines. If
it's not, heins, I don't want it. Good conversation for
a different day or die hard on this particular brand.
I'm gonna write that down. Joined on the show this morning.
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It is I don't want to say invasion Grand Pork
Safe Kids, but it is time for the Grand Pork
Safe Kids segments. But it has been a couple few
weeks here Carma Hansen backed by a popular demand and
jazzer sized buddy Nicole's here.
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Yes, I'm excited to see you in a different location.
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Is this weird? It isn't a weird When we see
people from the GEM in other places. You don't even
know how to react.
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I know I would good weeks.
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We should be doing purpees or something right now, so
we can be in our proper world space. But we
can't be because we've got we've got some business to
focus on. Garma. You guys always cover everything, you think
of everything. We got to place.
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Yeah, that's kind of we say. Our tagline is keeping
kids safe at home, at school, at playing on the way,
and that covers a lot of ground. Right, The longer
the tagline, the better, right, Well, and we as you know,
Safe Kids is based out of all true health system.
We have a team of four full time staff there,
but it is not just that team that's out there
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doing great work. The benefit of the Safe Kids program
is that we have a ton of community partners who
all really come together and say we want to be
a part of helping to keep kids and families safe.
And sometimes it's not just about safety, but we align
a lot of our programs with other ones that while
they're interested in safety, they have other aspects that they
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bring to the table, and the Blue Zones is one
such example. There are a lot about health and wellness,
we're about safety, and so Winter Walk to School, the
event that's taking place next week, really brings our two
partnerships together to say, how can we promote health and wellness,
but how can we also do it safely? And so
that's what this event is all about. And we got
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a lot going on in the Grundforks community next week
with this event.
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So we're excited to have Blue Zones be our partner
with us and went to Walk to School Days one.
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Well it's actually next Wednesday, but we have so many
schools that want to participate that we celebrate it all
next week. So Monday we're at Phoenix Elementary, Tuesday we're
at Highland in East grend Forks, we're also in Thief River,
we're at Wilder Elementary, and we're at Self Point in
East grend Forks. Wednesday we're at Winship Elementary School and
Thursday we're at Lewis and Clark. So a lot of
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activity going on on the streets before school next week.
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Nos need a concert shirt with all dates on the
back and all the locations. There you go. Maybe sponsored
by Xcel ninety three next year. Next year, all we
can afford for budget is plaining white T shirts and
I'll find some markers. We'll have to make them individual.
There you go.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Well, and Nicole, maybe we'll talk a little bit about
like some of the like what are we doing, where
are we meeting up, and who's going to be a
part of the event as well.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
Yeah, I think you know when Comma talks about partnerships
and collaboration, the winter walk to School days are exactly that.
So you know, we have the kids meet at a
separate location, the parents drop them off. We have U
and D athletes, sometimes the Hawk. We'll have different high
school student body representatives there, some of their athletes. We
(20:35):
have teachers, the PD all true emergency services that there.
So all, you know, getting the kids excited about walking
and then walking them to school. So it's a pretty
pretty big community of them.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
We try, of course, the walking not just for the
one day, right exactly, not walk one day, get back
in your tablets for three hundred and sixty four more days.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Well, and I think sometimes when you do an event
like this and you have people who park anticipate because
it is a big event, and we have you know,
hot coco or granola bars or yogurt or whatever it
is the school, you know, we decide to give them,
they might go, oh, that wasn't that bad, or that
wasn't that far, it wasn't that cold, and it's it's
a way to kind of introduce something to them that
maybe they hadn't thought about before. And you know, we
(21:19):
last Monday, we had one of our staff out at
Lewis and Clark. There was a young boy that was
nearly hit in the crosswalk a week and a half
or so ago, and we went out there and provided
education through K through fifth grade, took all those kids
out to the crosswalk, talked about the overhead flashing beacons,
talked about looking left, right, left, and keep looking as
(21:41):
you're walking across, you know, make sure your hood's not
covering up your peripheral vision. Talked about if you have
to run to get across the crosswalk, the car is
too close. So things like that for us adults too exactly,
and so that safety thing while we do that at
the start of school, you know it just as this
is a case in point where going back and reiterating
(22:02):
some of those safety things midway through the year is
a good thing to do. It this event affords us
the opportunity to do some of that education as well.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Walk into school again through all the dates again one
more time.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Monday, Phoenix, Tuesday, Highland in East grend Forks, the river
falls Wilder, Seuth Point in East grunt Forks. Wednesday is Winship,
Thursday is Lewis and Clark, and all the kids should
get information sent home from the school about whether there
is going to be a remote drop up for example Wilder.
Those kids come from all over in the country right
(22:37):
and big walking zone, so it's not reasonable to walk,
you know, three, four, five, ten miles.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I was going to say I'm going to walk to
work that day, but I'm not either because I have
too much to bring and I love four miles away.
There you go.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
Well, so what we do is, for example, at Wilder,
they actually can be dropped off at the United Way
and that's where people will meet and then the ambulance
will lead them kind of down the street with sirens
and other people walking with them, and when we do Winship,
they're meeting. Their drop off location is Saint Anne's guest home,
(23:13):
so if you can't walk all the way from home,
at least take your car there and walk part of
the way with the group.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
One of the fun things about Winship is they have
some quite a few students that can bust in, so
the buses actually drop the students off at Saint Anne's,
so even those kids that ride the buses have the
opportunity to walk to school.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's fantastic. Nobody's left down. Do you guys think of everything?
Are you just throw at home? You're good at remembering
everything at home.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Well, we work together as a team. We got a
lot of great people who come together to help us out.
So somebody you'll think of it for us. Fantastic, Thanks
for having us on and we appreciate it. Car my
hands and jazzer sized buddy, Nicole.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I hope that's okay. I gave you that title from
grand Ford Safe Kids. Here's our question of the day today.
I don't know, if anything comes to you off the
top of your head, what's your best insult about using
any profanity? I'm sure. Being such amazing people. You don't
insult anybody at any time. Best best insult loud you
can directed at me. Wow you think wow? Any profanity?
(24:12):
Oh there she did it that Wow. Oh beautiful excellence.
Thank you guys for coming in today, grand folk. Safe kids.
We'll be walking to school together next week.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Let me put it this way your Wednesday morning moron award. Yes,
more on my excel ninety three.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Did you ever know this was possible? A drunk driver
in Wisconsin was so hammered friddy he maxed out the
breathalyzer maxed it out. Fifty two year old Randall for
real as a middle school gym teacher in Wakish, Wisconsin.
Milwaukee CoP's got to call us Ronnie about a hit
and run crash around seven thirty in the morning. Yeah,
(24:54):
this all happened in the morning. It turned out Randall
and dropped his kid off at a different schoo Well,
then he drove off, rear ended someone on his way
to work, and let the scene. He told the person
he had to go because he was a teacher and
had to get to school. Well, the person he had
gone a shot of his license plate. The cops found
(25:14):
his smashed up cheap in the school parking lot. They
gave him four four field sobriety tests and he failed them,
failed all of them. The principal asked them to search
Randall's office, and I know you're shocked. Here they found
even more booze, even more alcohol. When they breathalyzed him,
he blew a point four, five times the legal limit,
(25:36):
and it may have even been higher. That's where max
is out. In court Monday, a judge told them he
was lucky to be alive. He's a teacher at Saratoga
Middle School. People don't get the point four zero just overnight.
Most people are incapacitated and not making it.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
The intoxemeanor said he was above a point four, which
is when.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
It max is out. I like to call it a
not bush light drunk. That's not a bush light drunk.
He couldn't believe someone could be that drunk, especially before
eight in the morning. Right I'm facing multiple charges, including
one for driving drunk with a kid in the car.
He is due back in court next Tuesday. Drunk driver
so slashed he maxed out the breathalyzer. Fifty two year
(26:15):
old Randall Uriel Pakish, Wisconsin, picking up the Wednesday Morning
Moron Award. That's our second trip to Wisconsin in twenty
twenty five, Heavy Ari's Pork and brew Learis Center. We've
got tickets free of the rest of the week in back.
Tomorrow there will be a shot of some VIP winning.
More on that to come. I will have a post
stuff look for a post later today that could help
(26:37):
you win some VIP passes, but regular tickets going out
all day today tomorrow. If you do a lot of
unfinished business to take care of my question of the
day today, looking for those insults, those insults without using profanity.
That is your goal today, and a lot of you
have accepted this challenge. Rene says, my mama says, you're
(27:00):
the devil. My mama says, you're the devil. John just
going to Moron favorite insults about using profanity, short, sweet
to the points, and I like Adams here. Adam says,
you may not be the dumbest person on the planets,
but you better hope they don't die. Think about that
(27:22):
for a second. Yeah, walk around with the silver metal
for dumbest people on the planet right now, Keep them coming, guys,
best insults without using profanity Josh. Thanks Josh. You're a
slippery baby, weren't you. John says I saw this one
(27:47):
the other day. You look like eat bananas for the
shape and not the taste. All right, John, I'm going
to leave that right there. Good thinkers. Today, you guys
are coming up with best insult while using profanity. Half
an hour more happy here, he's pork and brewin. More
winning on the way. We're pretty close to turning the
calendar to February. I can't believe we're at that point already.
(28:12):
Those candy hearts are out there, sixteen sleeps to Valentine's Day.
If you hand someone a candy heart but marry me
on it next month, you might need to sign a prena.
Let you be forewarn right now. Sweethearts just launched a
Joki ad campaign claiming their candy hearts with messages are
(28:32):
legally binding this year. I know, before your lawyer up here,
don't worry. They are not. They're not not really. They
added a feature to their website where you can scan
their hearts with your phone and it helps you follow
through on the pledge. If you scan a marry me hard,
it leads to a site that helps you get married online,
(28:54):
a move in Heart helps you hire movers, and a
Forever heart for ever and the number four and ever
heart helps you buy heart shaped gravestones. Kind of what
dark on that last one? A little? Didn't They? Their
gimmick last year was situationship hearts that were blurry and
hard to read. But a new poll found over eighty
(29:15):
percent of young people are over relationships that aren't well
to find. Ninety two percent said they want people to
stop sending mixed messages and just say what they mean.
Sweetheart candy Sweetheart's Candies adding a feature to their website
for Valentine's Day where you scan a candy heart and
it helps you follow through with a message on it. Again,
scan I'll marry me hart. It sends you to a
(29:35):
side that helps you get married online. Candy hearts that
are legally binding. All right, just think about that for
a minute. Valentine's Day sixteen sleeps away. We want to
start panicking about Valentine's dates. We get to February. Thanks
so many, three National puzzle Days here, tips from the experts,
(29:58):
Next one more thing, and then we'll go ninety three
minutes commercial for you? Sound good? An three? Hello well, hey, hey, hey,
good day. Who is this Meghan, Meghan? Give it to
me your best and soul of love? Using for vanity,
(30:21):
my sisters said, we'll play in the street, Go play
in the street. We actually did that as kids. Parents
would tell us go play in the street, and we
go play street hockey for six hours. Not once did
I get hit by a car, not to my recollection,
at least, unless I did get hit, fell on my
head and lost the memory forever. I'll explain a lot though,
(30:47):
Wow TV, I know bringing back trauma. How lout this one?
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of Elderberry's.
I just thought of that one. In fact, a movie
from fifty years ago rip me off from using that
phrase all the time, called Monty Python and the Holding Crail.
(31:07):
I recommend you watch that. And I can't believe that's
fifty years old. I'd like to say, before my time,
what's that? Megan, Megan? Three sleeps are gonna fly by?
If you want to go to Happy Harry's Pork and Crew,
or I've got a gift card to a Northern Air
Action park for you, oh Paramobe passes to go see
(31:30):
Line King Moufasa with a gift card to lost lissist
of lob Boila. You choose, Um, we'll do the Northern Air.
Let's get you in the Northern Air. That's fun. Yeah
for sure, Northern Air up Meghan, What station has the
best insults without using profanity to throw around? Guaranteed to
(31:54):
for one more thing on Excel ninety three, one more time.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
One more one.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Happy National Puzzle Day. It's in late January, probably because
it's the right weather for one. No one wants to
be sitting inside doing puzzles in July. For me, I
don't want to be sitting inside doing puzzles ever. Just
a big box of stress or just a big box
of something broken. Fix it. But hey, people like puzzles.
Wouldn't be around. If people didn't like puzzles. Just don't
(32:22):
go into it without a strategy. If you jinsaw puzzle
tips from the experts, I'm going to try to help
you out here. Optimize your environment. The baseline is a
well lit, flat surface. But multitasking is a good idea too,
So you know, get bored by it. Throw on a
TV show, Oh, better idea, turn on the radio. You're
(32:45):
good to go. Start by flipping all the pieces bas off.
Unless you're a psycho does puzzles upside down, it's a
good way to start. Flip them all base up. I'll
make your life easier. Sort pieces into groups obviously, start
with the edges and corners. Then break it down by
color or notable objects. Choose the easiest sections to do first.
You don't get frustrated. I kind of thought we all
(33:07):
did that already, but maybe not. I haven't done a
puzzle forever. What do I know. I'm no puzzle expert.
Stand up from time to time to look at the
puzzle from a different angle. Sometimes a fresh perspective can
help you find a piece you're looking for. Puzzle Day
Tips from the experts. Tip five here, make it easy
to consult The image s at the top of the
box up so everyone working on the puzzle can see it.
(33:29):
Maybe take a picture so you can also look at
it on your phone. And finally, when all the easy
sections are done, it's okay to take a break. Don't
force other people to keep going if they don't want to.
Breaks are important, just a little something to break up
the monotony. Puzzled Day National Puzzle Day Tips from the experts.
Make sure the lighting is good, start with the border.
(33:51):
Sort pieces into smaller groups and easy sections first so
you don't get frustrated. So got the background music you
want to do puzzles all day and take a break
to one of one thousand dollars for spay of Bill's keyword
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I don't care what you do with through new found
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(34:14):
watch the news too much news, we have a North
Dakota news Update Information update next. If you watch too
much news and scroll through too much opinionated content, you
may need some mental health well tip from myself looking
no further to myself and any other friends to the North.
I will be your emotional support Canadian.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
In America's time of need, Canada is here to help.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Good day, Connor, eh and I'm your emotional support Canadian.
Speaker 7 (34:42):
Your personal emotional support Canadian. We'll listen with patients and
understanding about what's going on in the States, like school shootings.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
We don't really have those here.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
Ek.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
We're going bankrupt due to medical bills.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Sorry, can't help be there either.
Speaker 7 (34:56):
Or maybe over a bowl of poutine and a couple
of ice cold we can talk about becoming the fifty
first state.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Fifty first state. Why would we want to do that? Eh? Oh, sorry,
sorry about that.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
For as little as one dollar a day, Canadian, you
can have your own emotional support Canadian.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
You know, buddy, sometimes you just need to go down
of Timmy's. Hey, get a double double and some timbits
and everything feels better.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
I have no idea what that means emotional support Canadians.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, it's not that we care. We just don't want
the entire neighborhood to go up in flames.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh man, I could go for some timbits this morning.
You just shrines. Get me to talk about myself, because.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
If you are, I will gladly do so. The Trever
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