August 21, 2025 • 39 mins
QUESTION DU JOUR: How Did Your Kid Embarrass You in Public
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MULTIPLE GUESS MANIA: Happy Senior Citizen's Day
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Originally Aired: Thursday, August 21st, 2025
TRENDING: A New Survey Has Found the "Perfect Salary" for the Average American
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across such a big space, it still floats.
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8 O'CLCOCK TALK: 10 Things You Should Never Cook in an Air Fryer
MULTIPLE GUESS MANIA: Happy Senior Citizen's Day
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Originally Aired: Thursday, August 21st, 2025
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Trevor de Mini Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Excel ninety three Grand Forks.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
In the morning, Welcome back this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What are you smiling at the shop?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I love a job. I love work. I love my job.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I love working here.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I love my job.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I love working. I love your work.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
I have a job to do.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I have a job.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Job is doing.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Put on a show, put on a great show.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
What are you waiting for? Are you waiting for me
to say something? Wait for it? For it? Waiting for you?
Say you good?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Seven O three excel manty three is show time. I
can get you to puppy pounds today all day long.
Full passes for puppy pounds at the Ralph and Thief River.
Tomorrow passes the false dame. Play up a thief two
for you guys. Happy, I p a day. Why there's
no hat I pronounced it?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yep, yeah, yeah, the eye stands for it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Good day. For a beer, ip as your bag. You
can have mine in r J's. I guess Spamoni day.
It's just a fancy name for ice cream. That's why
they can make it more expensive.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, Spamoni. I heard you talking about this earlier. I
was like, Trevor, it's Spamanti Spamanti. Yeah. I thought you
were pronouncing the champagne wrong or the smartream line wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was like, oh, man, I think that day's coming on.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But there is a Spomoni. It shows how culture.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'd be great if it was the same day Spamoni
and spamane.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, that'd be terrific.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Senior Citizens Day data. Honor your elders, maybe buy them
a beer or some ice cream today, Be careful and
wishing someone a happy Senior Citizen's Day today, because you
could offend someone who doesn't quite consider themselves a senior citizen,
So begging the question.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Would do you consider?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yes? And this is good knowledge to learn right now
for a game we're going to play later next hour.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's like fifty five, isn't it? That's what I thought too?
Or is it fifty now?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
A just someone a senior citizen. Sixty five may seem
like the most commonly recognized age for senior status, maybe
sixty two in the US, because that's a target goal
for a tenement. A lot of people. Yeah, but others
may say it's more like sixty. Of course, at the
age fifty, everyone is eligible to join ARPS. Nice little.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
See, that's what I don't like. I remember being twenty
something and standing in the line of Pamita and I
saw a senior discount for everybody over fifty. Even then,
I'm like, yeah, that's too young. I know that. I
know I'm twenty and fifty is old, but that's too young.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I agree. Yeah, really, there's nothing to look forward to.
I mean there is.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Let me back, are you mean now, once you're twenty.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Five you have nothing in the like once you're twenty five,
all your insurance discounts are out the window. I'll live
off Mamma Dad's insurance anymore. There's like under eighteen discounts
to get into things, and kids can eat free at
buffets and such. But after twenty five, there's nothing in
the discount department until you get the senior's menu.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Ah, I see your gap. What's some incentive to get
old linen for that, I wouldn't have gotten old.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Or we're gonna keep chugging al on, Buddy life expectancy
continues to rise in the country, and maybe we should
consider seventy. I don't know what the actual answer is.
What age do you think it makes somebody a senior?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'd say ninety ninety.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's good. I like that too. I like that too.
I just felt a lot younger. Oh my ages and
pains went away when you said that. Happy Senior citizens Day. Yeah,
look forward to.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That, because you have to be senior. Okay. If you're
in high school, right, you have your freshman, you have
your sophomore. Junior. Seniors are the oldest, right, so if
you're gonna be a senior, you gotta be like the
old beest.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
There's nothing beyond right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So if you're like super senior, right, you're if you
hit one hundred, you're a super senior.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah. Yeah. So if you're like sixty seventy, you're just freshman.
That's all.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
We figured some stuff off already. We're just getting we're
just getting started. Look out today, let's look at your forecast.
Eighty eight degrees of summary weather yesterday. We'll be in
the same ballpark today. These clouds are gonna got the
heck I.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Got it back out of here.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, we'll see sun eighty six mostly clear, fifty eight
to night. So then Friday Sunday eighty two breezy. The
front will be through all of the drier west winds.
You won't feel the humidity. Tomorrow Wedin's gusting to thirty.
Then a cool rest of the weekend, probably Sunday sixty
eight and breezy Saturday Sunday sunshine sixty six is all
we can do for a high.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You know, there's a lot of lightning this morning, and
I think the Internet for making me think that everything
is you know, ay, aches and pain, it's cancer, right,
everything's good and intervous, and Darrel was giving you something
to worry about. I had a little notification of my
phone today. It's like there's lightning in your area. I
got lightning, Like I care? Do you have to wake
me up to say there's lightning there anyway? So it
(04:40):
is not anything I've paid any attention to my entire life.
Driving down the twenty nine today there was lightning strikes
left and right, and now for the first time in
my life, I'm like, I should be nervous about that.
I'm going to get struck by lightning now. So thanks
to the app, you know, everything mad about everything possible? Right,
I never worried about lightning in the area until today.
(05:00):
Thanks technology, it's a great day we get these notifications.
Is the lightning in your area?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Maybe I just can't face the fears like you because
I get showers in the vicinity notifications health at time.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Showers. That's worse.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Now I worry about slipping and falling in the showering showers.
Why are they telling me about showers. I'm getting old,
I'm becoming a senior censor. I'm staring ninety in the face.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh man, lots of we are all over the place today, lightning, showers.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
TV, the entertainment world and whatever. Here's what you missed
on Excel ninety three.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I wish I brought your cat to work today.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh I wish I would have too. Couldn't find her though.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Michelin starred chef cooked up a burger made of stuff
you would usually only serve to a cat, okay, and
people seem to like it. Chef and animal lover Alice
Austin worked with cat food brand cat Kid to create
a cat food burger. Here are people in the street
of London giving the cat food burger a try.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This is the Catkin Klockburger. That's try. I've never eating
cat food before. I think he likes It's tasty, it's good.
I wouldn't expect this to beat cat food. It's a
little machine, but figar wise, actually not too bad.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Exit all, it's not too bad.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It doesn't taste like cat food. Taste like a burger.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Now, if you've eaten tuna before. Let me speak British.
It's the same.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Bloody thing tucker burger eat bloody bloody.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It's the same bloody thing cat food and tuna.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It sounds very it's a very good accent there. It's
bloody tuna.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
It's bloody tunay, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Is that just a conspiracy to a can of cat food?
I think it's more expensive than tuna.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's tuna, but they put it. They add an extra
dollar too, are more expensive than your own food?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Same bloody thing, bloody thing. Yeah, you like tuna, you've
eaten cat food before. I'm not shocked by this. I
would not try that sample, by the way, walking.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
By No, I suppose no, I don't think so. I mean, yeah, no,
I probably wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I've eaten dog cookies before, but.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Was that upon purpose? I can't remember it?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Was a present for my puppy. That's the last puppy ago.
My old co host brought him in and didn't tell
me they were for my dog, just like Steale co
an accident. Okay, And all those those big displays, they
haven't pet stores for you just kind of scoop them
in and there they get stale too, like people cookies.
Well that's why they don't do that with people cookies.
(07:46):
So I think I spoke up, and that's why they
don't do that at the pet stores anymore. The true
scoops now they're all packaged up nicely.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Don't deserve stale. They don't know. I absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Fixed something there was you bloody hell right. Let's get
into our question of today. It is going to be
a good one today throwback Thursday. We're going to choose
you on Venture Winning about half an hour from now,
including these tickets to go see Puppy Pals Puppy Peals.
(08:18):
They will be at the Rolf up in Trf tomorrow evening.
We also, while you're up at Deep River and get
you some passes for some go karting, some mini golfing
at Falls Stained Place on place up there. Tell us
how your kid embarrassed you in public one time. That's
what we're looking for today. How did your kid embarrass
you one time? Shell says, they made the mistake of
(08:40):
telling my kid that if he didn't eat, he wouldn't grow.
He told the person with dwarf ism the check out
line at the store they needed to eat so they
would grow.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
This way, you can't take them anywhere.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm sure it was. My mom said the kid wasn't.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Just right right right, Yeah, she said that if you Yeah, yeah,
that's how that goes.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Do you have any examples you can show. They shared
a splendid one with me a few minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, that stays there.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I guess, man, he says, my son at five years
old dropped the deuce in the toilet display at Loaves. Okay,
that's revealing how the kids embarrassed them in public. That's
you just quickly get out of that lows and never
turn again.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I guess we're going to minarts. But it's fifty percent more.
We're going to the narts. I just don't have time.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
To watch your multiple story, man.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Jamie says, just paid for an item and Walmart and
walked out without without it. In a bag. My kids
said loudly, are you stealing that? We have to pay
interesting making scenes? How did your kid embarrass you in public?
Danny says, my daughter would ask every man she saw
if they were her dad. Me and her dad were
(09:55):
and still are together. She saw him daily. She just
insisted on asking every man. She even asked people where
her dad was.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's bad enough when they actually repeat some of you
actually did say. You know, that's bad enough. But when
they're like doing things because they're confused and it makes
you sound really bad, that's that's bad. And you can't
get out of it either. Yeah, you can't, You really can't. Yeah,
how are gonna explain your way of that? Let's see? Uh? Okay, uh,
this is from Danica, She told the staff at the
(10:26):
school function. My mom calls my dad the meatman.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
At school too.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
That's the best.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
There's no avoiding that situation. You got to go back
to school. Here, I just pull the plug. We're homeschooling
for the next eleven years. Kiddo, it's getting news today
on Excel that he threw.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I think.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
So tell us how your kid really embarrassed you one time?
How'd they do it? What did they do? What did
they say? Outrageous things? Some kids have no filter? What
did they do or say to make his maybe I
never want to leave the house again. Let's see here.
(11:08):
Brittany says, when my daughter was four, we were having
breakfast in a restaurant. She asked the elderly lady next
to us why she wasn't in heabit yet?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh that's terrible, that's yeah. What do you do? Then
you laugh it off?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I guess, yeah, I guess buy the lady breakfast?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
There you go. Yeah, why not.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Try to embarrass your kid right back? Yeah right, Carrie says,
I told my son he couldn't eat chips until we
got home. He responded loudly, but mom, we don't have
a home. Oh we very much did, And everybody at
the store started offering housing resources. Oh my, it's you
have no idea. I'm sure experience it all the time
(12:00):
where your kids get some of these lines from, like
why did they just think that? Why don't they just
say that they don't?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Is that TV show? Is it a friend? Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Usually yeah, it's usually the.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Bost something they saw on the TikTok.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
See, that's why I gave up on parenting. I gave
up because you're only as good as the worst parent.
You try and do good, and you send them to
school they learned something stupid from somebody who doesn't don't
doesn't have a good parent, and then they say something,
but now your kid's got it. So I just gave up.
It's easier just to throw in the white towel. Yeah whatever,
that's the truth. Thought. You're only as good as the
(12:34):
worst parent at school.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Maybe for a secondary job, a fortune cookie rider.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Remember you're you're not very good.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's much better than anything I've seen the fortune cookie recently.
I knew I could be helpful today, will says walked
into Wendy's and my two and two and a half,
my two and a half year old looks at a
lady and said, in her loud, squeaky voice, that lady
is old. I was going to die soon. Every head
turned and looked and at the said woman. We did
(13:08):
not eat at Wendy's that night.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Jayce, I was a you turned to the car. Yeah,
I am mare so easily. So it's like, yeah, oh
yeah when it comes to the kids, because I've always
when I was young, When I was young, Trevor. I
believe it, it did happen. I always proud of myself
as being like perfect. Right. I know people are like
you probably thought you were asking No.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I think the filter was on more back Yes, we
were kids, because there was all you needed was the
look from mom or Dad did.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Wear a lot of harsher back then. But I was
waiting for I was always waiting for that old person
to come and say, you know, you're a well behaved
young man. That's all I wanted was your approval of
some old person. So I was always trying to be,
you know, silent. So now when my kids are like
whining for whatever, I'm like, my ears start burning. I'm like, shush,
you're good. No old person's gonna come up and tell me,
you know that I'm doing a great job and that
you're good kids. Guess what it did happen in Wisconsin?
(14:02):
Oh did three years ago? Me and Kimberly Has had
the six kids, the six and they sat there perfect.
This old couple came up and said some well behaved
kids because they weren't awful. So I was like, okay,
I you know, finally it's happened. Yeah, it took wreath.
Life was good. It finally happened. So now after that,
now I've reached the summit's time to clydback down the hill.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
And I was just going to say, we've been in
public a lot, and you're a reasonably very well behaved
thanks Trevor, middle aged middle aged.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
No, I'm not the Aspholes.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Well we set the bar at one hundred.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
We set the bar to one hundred, so I'm still
not middle aged.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Then, okay, so that's not a compliment either. I was
going to throw you a count.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Just say I'm a well behaved, well behaved young man,
Thank you, Thank you, Trevor.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I only hang out with the best of the best. Better.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I am not trending.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Test tag trending on Excelled nightighty three.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
This is a very interesting trending today.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It is because it's not a very American answer, or
the not a greedy answer. Yeah, so it's not you
know that usually Americans are into the what's that quote
from Fraser? Well, if less was more, Niles, imagine how
much more and more would be?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh yes, right, wisdom.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Right, So this is a it came from a new report, right,
and they showed Americans you know, multiple choice, mind you
between three different salaries. If you were offered asking what
the perfect is fifty five thousand, seventy four thousand, and
two hundred and fifteen thousand, I would have guessed one
(15:36):
million dollars, gentleman. Yes, that's exactly what I would have todd,
And so you'd obviously pick, you know, the seventy four
thousand instead of two hundred and fifteen. Who wants Who
wouldn't want two hundred and fifteen thousand if they could
have seventy four?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But then I bumped up into another tax bracket.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh there's that too.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I can't justify the kind of station my head.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I bet you when you make two hundred fifteen thousand,
you make seventy four, Right.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
More's taken out of your check, right, She's still making
more money.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And so I always said, I don't even want to
win the lottery. Could you imagine how awful I would
be to be around if I want a million bucks
and had to give up forty percent of it.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's all I would talk about. You know that I
played the lot of hard when I was up in Canada. Yeah,
well I bought three tickets. That's playing it.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Hard. Oh yeah, I understand.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's like seven bucks in investments, but there's no taxes
that come out of their total jackpot. It's not like
triple digit jackpots like we have here. But if you
win seventy two million dollars, you win seventy two million dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Okay, we'll have to be a suitcase of can.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
We'll have to talk about that another time, because that
is my mind is blown out. In fact, I don't
know if I have capacity to read anymore at that
point after hearing that. Which, Yeah, according to our report,
the average American says that the perfect salary is seventy
four thousand dollars. Now, it's unclear why we would say perfect,
you know with seventy four when everything's a little bit higher.
(17:02):
You know, if you've made.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Seventy four hours like forty thirty five was five years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, it really actually is that said. Nineteen percent of
people say they think they need to make about one
hundred thousand. About half of employed Americans said they should
be making more than they are to support their lifestyle.
That I get. Twenty four percent of people say they're
unhappy with their current salary, but the bulk of Americans
say about seventy four thousand dollars. That's the sweet spot.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It's interesting because once again I would have thought it
would have been more like one hundred berion dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Seventy four man, that's not even barely comfortable living anymore.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Maybe we're not as greedy as we once thought we
apparently not. Well, that's good, it's trending. It's up at
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Bloom move c S Grand Furce Bench didn't know fun
With the English language. The shortest shortest English word that
has all five.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Vowels in order is facetious.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's it's not in order either. It's you know ya
e U N O I A. That's when you know stuff.
I guess you know ya, six letters long. It means
beautiful thinking or a positive mental state. You know ya,
I think is how you're supposed to say you noyya
in u n o I A you know ya.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Okay, that's that's that's a new one something.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I guess. Read these facts if you're rehearsing for real
fortune fun with the English language like the Brisbeek language.
Go ahead of Brisbee.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
But I thought facetious was the one that had him
in order, all of them in order.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
That's you could go right. This is just all five vowels,
the shortest word, with all five howls in no particular order.
Oh okay, lady bugs are called lyddy birds in England, ladybird, ladybirds.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Oh they're so classy lettybirds. But okay, I think ours
is better on that one. Yeah, me too, Yeah, on
account they're not birds.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Bench didn't know. We all know that well the first
flight orble Right took, But it turns out his last
flight was on a plane that Howard Hughes was flying
in nineteen forty four. WHOA The plane had a wingspan
of one hundred and twenty three feet, which made it
three feet longer than the distance of Wright's first flight.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
WHOA, he was on the spruce goose?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The goose?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Was he really the right? Right right was on the
story goose.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, I believe that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Wow. Uh, we're so smart sometimes, is it? Oh? You got,
you got there's more to the story here.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
No, that's okay, right, I certainly made a bad dad
Jude without even realizing it's hard to do.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We're jokes with spelling on the radio. Yes, I've found that.
I've found that as an issue.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Funny for me? Can I have the paper? Let's go
to the heavens above. On Saturn, Bet you didn't know
there's an enormous spinning hexagon in the clouds at its
north pole, which is about twice the size of Earth.
It's a continuous vortex similar to a hurricane that's about
fifty times larger than a typical Earth hurricane. One scientist
refers to it as the belly button of Saturn.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
The belly button of Saturn.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's like a hurricane you see on Day after Tomorrow,
tight movies. And finally, betch didn't know the average cloud?
You always think fluffy like a cloud, light and fluffy
like a cloud. How about one point one million pounds
worth of cloud?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
That is a lot. I suppose a lot of water
vapor up there.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, weaight is distributed across such a big space it
still floats the one point one million pounds. Wow, now
you know perspectives that is two and am wow excel
Nutty three? Or good morning? What's your name?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Christy?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Christy? Tell us how you're getting embarrassed in public one time? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You know, throwing tantrum and the mills a grocery store?
Mm hmm. What wouldn't you buy for Junior?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
What made you terrible mom that day?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
A tractor toy that he wanted really bad? I knew
it was something like that.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That doesn't sound like a want, That sounds like a
need that's in need.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I think, Oh yes, And why do you always want
the toys in the grocery store? You ever tell them like,
do you know how much a grocery store is going
to charge for a toy? Junior? Yeah? Yeah, they don't understand.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And do they ever respond? Don't call me junior? I
think r J does a great job preaching that stuff
at a young age.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, hey, I'll tell them. You do you
understand why they put this in the end caps so
dumb parents like me won't be able to say no.
But you're not going to be like that? Are you children,
that's what That's what I tell them now. They're they're
completely just. I don't know what best kids are all
draft in public. They're interesting, they're interesting.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
They tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'll tell you that much. I love them.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Christy. Don't want to go to Puppy Palace with four
tickets on top of the Puppy Palace tickets that can
get you four passes to fall stand playing thief for
for falls, if for some golfer, some go cart riding.
That's not going to work for you. We can get
your gift card to Palm Beach Tan, a ninety three
dollars gift card to Palm Beach Tan, or tickets to
the races are.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
A movie h Palm Beach Can.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Okay, Palm Beach Tan Wellness date pass or a Diamond
Day pass. I know you don't know either what these
are all about. I'll tell you more off the air.
You're a Palm Beach Tanning it up though, if you
can tell us what station's proud to be your Palm
Beach Tanning connection.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Our Excel ninety three let me put it this way,
your Thursday Morning Moron award. Yes, more on my excel
ninety three.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well, Grandpa, it's time to fire up your classic black
cheerbat walking five miles to school uphill both ways, barefoot.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay in the rain.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
This late snow all happening at the same time. School
district here in Indiana was forced to cancel school Tuesday,
shut her down.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
They're already in school, just.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
The fifth day of the school year, okay. Because there
were no school buses. The catalytic converters from around twenty
buses were stolen over now, no twenty Now. Stolen catalytic
converters are a huge business. So this thief or thieves
really hit the jackpot. I would think it would be
a team twenty would take. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, I couldn't do one in twenty hours. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Weren't there cameras, But there's cameras every time you leave
the house. R Exactly District didn't say if the police
have any leads, but there's no word on any arrests yet.
They also didn't say anything about their security at the
bus garage as RGIE was inquiring within.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Cale con buttters, you know, you can scrap those for
a nice price here anywhere from five hundred to maybe
nine hundred dollars a piece. Most important thing is that
we get our kids back to school.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
They did virtual classes for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
School's reopened today today today, here today, gone today, back today,
back today, here today packed.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Okay, want fair to ask how a criminal could do
that knowing how it would affect the children. I hate
to say it, but they didn't care.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
They probably didn't care. Somebody actually as that, didn't this
crook think about how it would affect the children.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
He's got nineteen or the twenty out of the buses.
You know what? The kids?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
The kids?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
The kids redo done this immediately?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Either that or was the kids? Hasn't anybody thought about that? Oh? Yeah,
it probably was the kids.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
So we send this to the area right now because
I don't know where we have to send the actual
more on award. We don't know until they get to
the bottom.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, but somebody's a moron over there, probably that person
that asked about them, the crooks carrying about the kids.
The more on Them word to that lady. Okay, done,
there you go. Done.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Second trip to Indiana in twenty twenty five. We'll see
Sun eighty six this afternoon eighty eight yesterday's high warmed
up nicely after night.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Such a nice night last night, man, were you outside
in all ice time?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I opink little station deal a couple of other stations
I was helping out.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
There was an optics festival that I wasn't informed.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
But it was in town, so we oh, okay, bother you.
So I got home, walked the dog around the block
and it was lovely. Yeah, beautiful night, mostly clear fifty eight.
Tonight sunshine eighty two, breezy. We'd lose the community tomorrow
west winds gusting to thirty and then just a full
field to your lie to August weekend before Labor Day weekend,
probably sunny sixty eight, breezy, Saturday, mostly Sunday sixty six.
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On Sunday, we're sitting at seventy downtownd Grand Forks. How'd
you get embarrassing in public? That's our question of the
day here today, and some fine answers rolling in coming up.
Eight thirty five. We're going to get you to Puppy
Pals with some passes to a false stay in play
up dap falls.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
And that's a puppy pet Tricks, Puppy Petricks, Puppy petricks.
By the way, that sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I like puppies.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I like puppies, I like tricks. Yeah, it's got it.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
All tomorrow evening up at TRF and you can also
stop at False Day and play while you're in the area.
Eight thirty five Senior Citizens Days here, we've got a
multiple guests Senior Citizens themed.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I like, I like you.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're going to play. I like it's going to be
your helper outer. This will be fun. Right now, tell
us how your kids embarrassed in publics and some some
good ones. I'm gonna read Davians.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Here are are you.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Three year olds on this morning in the airport? Daddy,
we're best friends because we both have weenies.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
So they both they both eating Honda Airport. I don't
get it.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Airport hot dogs are delicious.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Do you think that's what it meant? It actually could mean,
they could. They could in my mind it did.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Michelle says, My five year old son asked the gas
station guy with the turban if it was a genie.
This is terrifying too, man, he says, My son loved
a fake drown a water parks.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
No, no, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
That's all you don't get to go back to the water, you.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Will be banned for life, rightfully.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
So keep sharing, keep sharing threads on the Trevity and
xl lenty three facebook pages. How are your kids super
duperly embarrassed you one time in public to the fact
you debate it never going back on public again. Well,
it's for the most part, seems nonsensical. Mental floss as
a list of ten things you should never cook in
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an air fryer, begging the question, who's cooking any of
the stuff in an air fryer?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I think I've seen some of these lists, be fair.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
But I'm at air fire for two days.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
What happened to it? Give?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah, I put them all in at the same time,
making a big feast.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Okay, didn't work.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
We're taking it back.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
What happened to your air fryer?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Decided it was just taking up too much space in
the in the kitchen, so we would use the convection
of it instead.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
What's that similar?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
In fact fact to just push the convection of a
button on your regular obin on your stove.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And oh, so you guys didn't have any air front.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
No, it's it's but it's smaller space.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, just throw the other oven away.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Just use the air fire. Yeah, that would say more space,
I know, easier to clean under the air fry exactly. People,
we start off with a mental floss list of things
that don't go on the air fryer, toast leaves, bread
drying crumbly. Instead, they suggest using a toaster.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Hmm, my lord, I know I have one of those.
My air fiyer is actually a toaster of and slash
airfire though, so I can't put toast in it. But
I don't. He's a toaster.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It just makes the whole room smell delicious too, and
you toast some bread.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
How about soup?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
No, I don't think soup.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Probably should anything too liquid he will splatter in there,
and best you'll have a messy clean up. At worst,
you'll create an electrical hazard.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Don't put soup in there, Yeah, don't put soup.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Don't put pasta in there. They say, well, you can't
really cook dried pasta about water, and again, liquid doesn't
go great in there.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Right right?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Crock pots for that, yeah, loose leafy greens. If you're
trying to cook spinach in your air fryer, you're doing
it wrong.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, there's another fire. And wait, now, loose leaves will.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Blow around the basket and get stuck to the heating elements.
They'll just burn. And imagine that wouldn't smell very good. No,
there's eight thousand different ways to make popcorn. Who's putting
popcorn in an air fry? Maybe you try it. Most
air fiers don't get hot enough to pop the kernels
that a loose kernels can slip into the heated part
and cause a fire. Oh okay, I'm sure you don't
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do that. Violate this one anything lots of cheese, Nope,
I do not. It'll melt off of whatever you're cooking
and maybe damage your air fryer. Best case scenario, you'll
have to chisel dried cheese off the inside.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Although, Clyde, what I will do is put pizza in there.
The next night you reheat, you reheat pizza and airfire
and it's just just like it was delivered.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
I prefer firing up the oven to reheat pizza rather
than the microwave where it's soggy.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
So that's why you do need an air fryer.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Large bone, incuts of meat.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Bone incuts of meat. Oh, like a pork chop like
a pork chop. Okay, airfiers can handle thin cuts. Just
don't try like cooking a whole chicken it. Yeah, don't
don't do that.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Really greasy foods, I would say debatable on this one.
Lots of people do air fried bacon. What It's just
a little risky because the grease can drip down and
start a fire or splattering grease can damage the inside.
But really greasy foods, use your heads.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Use your head, use your head.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Wet batters like timpiro or beer battered fish, it will
drip off before it is a chance to crispop. Prebreded
options like frozen frozen fish dicks. You're okay though, because
they're meant to hold up to high heat.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
And this is just bizarre. Cupcakes on the list of things.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
That you would you cooked it because somebody decided to try.
That's what an easy bake oven's for exactly. They won't
cook evenly. You'll end up with a scorched down sun
rob batter in the middle. That doesn't sound terrible, actually doesn't.
Lava cakes whatever they are.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Next time you come in, we're gonna do some cupcakes
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
With an easy bake oven. Yeah, when you should be.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Wreck your air fire. Let's do birthdays next Thursday. I
guess twenty. First, bring in your easy bake oven. You
can say it's it's your daughter's easy bake oven. Birthday's
next last call to Actoral list Alex Warren mose Excel
nentty three, done, excel naty three? Hey who is I?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
What's your name?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I can't do it again? Hey?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Hey there, what's your name? Barb? It's Barb?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, Barb?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Are you up to play our Senior Citizens game here today?
I don't know if you want to talk about the
question of the day, one time you're a kid embarrassed
you in public? If you've got something you can certainly
share with us too.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Would you rather talk about a time your grandparents embarrassed
you in public?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Barb? Do you want to go to Puppy Pals? Does
it work for you tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah? Puppy Pals is puppy tricks.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
All right, Well, let's let's jump into our game. It
is National Senior Citizens Date today, and we've got three
questions three for three. We can get you into puppy Palace.
We can get you four passes. To fall, stay in
play and thiefer the falls for some minister golfing and
some maybe I want to go car to have the
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kids go cart it up to we've got to go
three for three. Here we go. Question one, j is
going to help you out here.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm going to try and help you.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
In the United States, what age is generally considered the
starting point for being classified as a senior citizen? Is
it fifty five? Is it sixty? Is it sixty five
or eighteen? What are we going to.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Guess, Bob, I'd say sixty five. You think you're a
senior citizen at sixty five, I think that's when you
can retire. But I think it's a little bit younger. No, no, no,
SIFTI we'll.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Go with sixty five, s sixty five.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
First, well, I'm glad you didn't listen to me.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Number two, Which federal program in the US provides health
insurance primarily for senior citizens. Is it Medicaid? Is it
Social Security? Is it Medicare? Or is it colon blow Medicare?
Are we going Medicare?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Medicare, Medicare? That's what she said.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
That's right, Yeah, that's right, all right. Number three, what
is the name of the international observance that highlights the
contributions and rights of older people each year on October first?
Is it World Senior Citizens Day? Is it b International
Day of Older Persons? Is it c Elder Appreciations Day?
Or is it d Old Not Obsolete Day, World Senior
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Citizen's Day, International Day of Older Person's Elder Appreciation Day or.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Old Not Obsolete Day? What's today?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Today's World Senior Citizen's Day? So I wouldn't guess that one.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Right because October is not today.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
The Day of Older Person International Day of Older Persons?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, is right? How are you looking this up? Barber?
Are you just that smart? I'm really smart.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Only we have to dumb things. Tell people to dumb
things down if you're dealing with us. But okay, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I was in any help today. I knew none of these.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Trevor, all right, a tru or false bonus question today?
True or false? Okay, Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous
behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Do you think that's true?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Bonus? What movie is that from?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
His name is L first initial L and his last
name is Christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah. Or you can call them Lloyd c. I don't
think she's going to get it, Trevor, did I you're
dumb and dumb. Yeah, I think out of her breath
there she was thinking that Barbie going to Puppy Pals.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Let's get the family to puppek Palace and four passes
for some miniature golfing and go cart running at fall
stained play. What station's your puppy Palace connection? Three?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Time for one more thing on Xcel ninety three.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
One more time fun more.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
All right, we're gonna do it. We're gonna talk pumpkin spice,
and it is it's still August.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah. You know we were talking earlier, Trevor about our
topic of the day. Our question, Jujr. Is times that
your kids have embarrassed you. Someday we should talk about
like times of your co host has embarrassed you.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Power worker.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, your co worker. Oh yeah, your co worker. Excuse me?
Did I see co host? I've been co worker? Sure anyway,
Pumpkin spice. Okay, it seems like it's happening earlier in
earlier year. Well guess what it is. Okay, The pumpkin
spice latte will be hitting the Starbucks next Tuesday. August
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twenty sixth.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
It shouldn't be now before Labor Day. I kind of
agree with you there.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
It'll be a more fun countdown. People are bummed out
summer's over, but hey, at least pumpkin spices out tomorrow
and you're driving back from Lake van.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Bread and it's closed down, Yeah, then you can get it.
I agree. I think that's a perfect time. So there's
a new report from instacart, which seems to be doing
a lot of reports these days. They found the pumpkin
spice season really is getting earlier and earlier. They looked
at sales of pumpkin spice products over the past four years,
and no one buys them from February through July, but
then August happens and the sales skyrocket. Peak. Peak pumpkin
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spice season isn't usually until late September now, but it
keeps creeping closer. I mean, what, they already have Christmas
stuff out now right it's August, so I would I
would say this is going to creep into summer eventually.
Pumpkin spice. So back in twenty twenty one, sales didn't
peak until October, but last year's peak was September seventeenth,
and guess what, what's the day today? Twenty We're already
(38:01):
talking about it, So we've we've peaked. I think we
have you and I have a peaked ago. Enjoy your
pumpkins spic what I got out of that too? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
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(38:35):
is today National Senior Citizens Day, it's also Poe would Stay.
And luckily we have our favorite coffee house beat poet
joining us with a special poem for seniors.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Hey there, senior citizens, silver haired beacons of knowledge, a
kaleidoscope of life experiences, been there, done that. Appreciate and
accept yourself, proud of your accomplished wishments.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
More free time, more me time, slower pace, no rat race,
new knee, new hip, sum soup to sip, sore joints,
hard to flex, Goodbye libido?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
What happened to sex?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Wrinkles are memories etched on your face? Tell me?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Will you make it to the bathroom on time? Depends?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I guess we can all start telling racist jokes.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Is also one person from not Race signs off. Is
that true?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
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Seven O three excel manty three is show time. I
can get you to puppy pounds today all day long.
Full passes for puppy pounds at the Ralph and Thief River.
Tomorrow passes the false dame. Play up a thief two
for you guys. Happy, I p a day. Why there's
no hat I pronounced it?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yep, yeah, yeah, the eye stands for it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Good day. For a beer, ip as your bag. You
can have mine in r J's. I guess Spamoni day.
It's just a fancy name for ice cream. That's why
they can make it more expensive.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Well, Spamoni. I heard you talking about this earlier. I
was like, Trevor, it's Spamanti Spamanti. Yeah. I thought you
were pronouncing the champagne wrong or the smartream line wrong.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I was like, oh, man, I think that day's coming on.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But there is a Spomoni. It shows how culture.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
I'd be great if it was the same day Spamoni
and spamane.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, that'd be terrific.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Senior Citizens Day data. Honor your elders, maybe buy them
a beer or some ice cream today, Be careful and
wishing someone a happy Senior Citizen's Day today, because you
could offend someone who doesn't quite consider themselves a senior citizen,
So begging the question.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Would do you consider?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yes? And this is good knowledge to learn right now
for a game we're going to play later next hour.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
It's like fifty five, isn't it? That's what I thought too?
Or is it fifty now?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
A just someone a senior citizen. Sixty five may seem
like the most commonly recognized age for senior status, maybe
sixty two in the US, because that's a target goal
for a tenement. A lot of people. Yeah, but others
may say it's more like sixty. Of course, at the
age fifty, everyone is eligible to join ARPS. Nice little.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
See, that's what I don't like. I remember being twenty
something and standing in the line of Pamita and I
saw a senior discount for everybody over fifty. Even then,
I'm like, yeah, that's too young. I know that. I
know I'm twenty and fifty is old, but that's too young.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I agree. Yeah, really, there's nothing to look forward to.
I mean there is.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Let me back, are you mean now, once you're twenty.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Five you have nothing in the like once you're twenty five,
all your insurance discounts are out the window. I'll live
off Mamma Dad's insurance anymore. There's like under eighteen discounts
to get into things, and kids can eat free at
buffets and such. But after twenty five, there's nothing in
the discount department until you get the senior's menu.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Ah, I see your gap. What's some incentive to get
old linen for that, I wouldn't have gotten old.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Or we're gonna keep chugging al on, Buddy life expectancy
continues to rise in the country, and maybe we should
consider seventy. I don't know what the actual answer is.
What age do you think it makes somebody a senior?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I'd say ninety ninety.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's good. I like that too. I like that too.
I just felt a lot younger. Oh my ages and
pains went away when you said that. Happy Senior citizens Day. Yeah,
look forward to.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That, because you have to be senior. Okay. If you're
in high school, right, you have your freshman, you have
your sophomore. Junior. Seniors are the oldest, right, so if
you're gonna be a senior, you gotta be like the
old beest.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
There's nothing beyond right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
So if you're like super senior, right, you're if you
hit one hundred, you're a super senior.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah. Yeah. So if you're like sixty seventy, you're just freshman.
That's all.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
We figured some stuff off already. We're just getting we're
just getting started. Look out today, let's look at your forecast.
Eighty eight degrees of summary weather yesterday. We'll be in
the same ballpark today. These clouds are gonna got the
heck I.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Got it back out of here.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, we'll see sun eighty six mostly clear, fifty eight
to night. So then Friday Sunday eighty two breezy. The
front will be through all of the drier west winds.
You won't feel the humidity. Tomorrow Wedin's gusting to thirty.
Then a cool rest of the weekend, probably Sunday sixty
eight and breezy Saturday Sunday sunshine sixty six is all
we can do for a high.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
You know, there's a lot of lightning this morning, and
I think the Internet for making me think that everything
is you know, ay, aches and pain, it's cancer, right,
everything's good and intervous, and Darrel was giving you something
to worry about. I had a little notification of my
phone today. It's like there's lightning in your area. I
got lightning, Like I care? Do you have to wake
me up to say there's lightning there anyway? So it
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is not anything I've paid any attention to my entire life.
Driving down the twenty nine today there was lightning strikes
left and right, and now for the first time in
my life, I'm like, I should be nervous about that.
I'm going to get struck by lightning now. So thanks
to the app, you know, everything mad about everything possible? Right,
I never worried about lightning in the area until today.
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Thanks technology, it's a great day we get these notifications.
Is the lightning in your area?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Maybe I just can't face the fears like you because
I get showers in the vicinity notifications health at time.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Showers. That's worse.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Now I worry about slipping and falling in the showering showers.
Why are they telling me about showers. I'm getting old,
I'm becoming a senior censor. I'm staring ninety in the face.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh man, lots of we are all over the place today, lightning, showers.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
TV, the entertainment world and whatever. Here's what you missed
on Excel ninety three.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
I wish I brought your cat to work today.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh I wish I would have too. Couldn't find her though.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Michelin starred chef cooked up a burger made of stuff
you would usually only serve to a cat, okay, and
people seem to like it. Chef and animal lover Alice
Austin worked with cat food brand cat Kid to create
a cat food burger. Here are people in the street
of London giving the cat food burger a try.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This is the Catkin Klockburger. That's try. I've never eating
cat food before. I think he likes It's tasty, it's good.
I wouldn't expect this to beat cat food. It's a
little machine, but figar wise, actually not too bad.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Exit all, it's not too bad.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
It doesn't taste like cat food. Taste like a burger.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Now, if you've eaten tuna before. Let me speak British.
It's the same.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Bloody thing tucker burger eat bloody bloody.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
It's the same bloody thing cat food and tuna.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It sounds very it's a very good accent there. It's
bloody tuna.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
It's bloody tunay, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Is that just a conspiracy to a can of cat food?
I think it's more expensive than tuna.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It's tuna, but they put it. They add an extra
dollar too, are more expensive than your own food?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Same bloody thing, bloody thing. Yeah, you like tuna, you've
eaten cat food before. I'm not shocked by this. I
would not try that sample, by the way, walking.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
By No, I suppose no, I don't think so. I mean, yeah, no,
I probably wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I've eaten dog cookies before, but.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Was that upon purpose? I can't remember it?
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Was a present for my puppy. That's the last puppy ago.
My old co host brought him in and didn't tell
me they were for my dog, just like Steale co
an accident. Okay, And all those those big displays, they
haven't pet stores for you just kind of scoop them
in and there they get stale too, like people cookies.
Well that's why they don't do that with people cookies.
(07:46):
So I think I spoke up, and that's why they
don't do that at the pet stores anymore. The true
scoops now they're all packaged up nicely.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Don't deserve stale. They don't know. I absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Fixed something there was you bloody hell right. Let's get
into our question of today. It is going to be
a good one today throwback Thursday. We're going to choose
you on Venture Winning about half an hour from now,
including these tickets to go see Puppy Pals Puppy Peals.
(08:18):
They will be at the Rolf up in Trf tomorrow evening.
We also, while you're up at Deep River and get
you some passes for some go karting, some mini golfing
at Falls Stained Place on place up there. Tell us
how your kid embarrassed you in public one time. That's
what we're looking for today. How did your kid embarrass
you one time? Shell says, they made the mistake of
(08:40):
telling my kid that if he didn't eat, he wouldn't grow.
He told the person with dwarf ism the check out
line at the store they needed to eat so they
would grow.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
This way, you can't take them anywhere.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I'm sure it was. My mom said the kid wasn't.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Just right right right, Yeah, she said that if you Yeah, yeah,
that's how that goes.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Do you have any examples you can show. They shared
a splendid one with me a few minutes ago.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, that stays there.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I guess, man, he says, my son at five years
old dropped the deuce in the toilet display at Loaves. Okay,
that's revealing how the kids embarrassed them in public. That's
you just quickly get out of that lows and never
turn again.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
I guess we're going to minarts. But it's fifty percent more.
We're going to the narts. I just don't have time.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
To watch your multiple story, man.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Jamie says, just paid for an item and Walmart and
walked out without without it. In a bag. My kids
said loudly, are you stealing that? We have to pay
interesting making scenes? How did your kid embarrass you in public?
Danny says, my daughter would ask every man she saw
if they were her dad. Me and her dad were
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and still are together. She saw him daily. She just
insisted on asking every man. She even asked people where
her dad was.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
It's bad enough when they actually repeat some of you
actually did say. You know, that's bad enough. But when
they're like doing things because they're confused and it makes
you sound really bad, that's that's bad. And you can't
get out of it either. Yeah, you can't, You really can't. Yeah,
how are gonna explain your way of that? Let's see? Uh? Okay, uh,
this is from Danica, She told the staff at the
(10:26):
school function. My mom calls my dad the meatman.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
At school too.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
That's the best.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
There's no avoiding that situation. You got to go back
to school. Here, I just pull the plug. We're homeschooling
for the next eleven years. Kiddo, it's getting news today
on Excel that he threw.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I think.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
So tell us how your kid really embarrassed you one time?
How'd they do it? What did they do? What did
they say? Outrageous things? Some kids have no filter? What
did they do or say to make his maybe I
never want to leave the house again. Let's see here.
(11:08):
Brittany says, when my daughter was four, we were having
breakfast in a restaurant. She asked the elderly lady next
to us why she wasn't in heabit yet?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Oh that's terrible, that's yeah. What do you do? Then
you laugh it off?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I guess, yeah, I guess buy the lady breakfast?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
There you go. Yeah, why not.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Try to embarrass your kid right back? Yeah right, Carrie says,
I told my son he couldn't eat chips until we
got home. He responded loudly, but mom, we don't have
a home. Oh we very much did, And everybody at
the store started offering housing resources. Oh my, it's you
have no idea. I'm sure experience it all the time
(12:00):
where your kids get some of these lines from, like
why did they just think that? Why don't they just
say that they don't?
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Is that TV show? Is it a friend? Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Usually yeah, it's usually the.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Bost something they saw on the TikTok.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
See, that's why I gave up on parenting. I gave
up because you're only as good as the worst parent.
You try and do good, and you send them to
school they learned something stupid from somebody who doesn't don't
doesn't have a good parent, and then they say something,
but now your kid's got it. So I just gave up.
It's easier just to throw in the white towel. Yeah whatever,
that's the truth. Thought. You're only as good as the
(12:34):
worst parent at school.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Maybe for a secondary job, a fortune cookie rider.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Remember you're you're not very good.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
That's much better than anything I've seen the fortune cookie recently.
I knew I could be helpful today, will says walked
into Wendy's and my two and two and a half,
my two and a half year old looks at a
lady and said, in her loud, squeaky voice, that lady
is old. I was going to die soon. Every head
turned and looked and at the said woman. We did
(13:08):
not eat at Wendy's that night.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Jayce, I was a you turned to the car. Yeah,
I am mare so easily. So it's like, yeah, oh
yeah when it comes to the kids, because I've always
when I was young, When I was young, Trevor. I
believe it, it did happen. I always proud of myself
as being like perfect. Right. I know people are like
you probably thought you were asking No.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I think the filter was on more back Yes, we
were kids, because there was all you needed was the
look from mom or Dad did.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Wear a lot of harsher back then. But I was
waiting for I was always waiting for that old person
to come and say, you know, you're a well behaved
young man. That's all I wanted was your approval of
some old person. So I was always trying to be,
you know, silent. So now when my kids are like
whining for whatever, I'm like, my ears start burning. I'm like, shush,
you're good. No old person's gonna come up and tell me,
you know that I'm doing a great job and that
you're good kids. Guess what it did happen in Wisconsin?
(14:02):
Oh did three years ago? Me and Kimberly Has had
the six kids, the six and they sat there perfect.
This old couple came up and said some well behaved
kids because they weren't awful. So I was like, okay,
I you know, finally it's happened. Yeah, it took wreath.
Life was good. It finally happened. So now after that,
now I've reached the summit's time to clydback down the hill.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
And I was just going to say, we've been in
public a lot, and you're a reasonably very well behaved
thanks Trevor, middle aged middle aged.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
No, I'm not the Aspholes.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Well we set the bar at one hundred.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
We set the bar to one hundred, so I'm still
not middle aged.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Then, okay, so that's not a compliment either. I was
going to throw you a count.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Just say I'm a well behaved, well behaved young man,
Thank you, Thank you, Trevor.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I only hang out with the best of the best. Better.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Yeah, I am not trending.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Test tag trending on Excelled nightighty three.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
This is a very interesting trending today.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
It is because it's not a very American answer, or
the not a greedy answer. Yeah, so it's not you
know that usually Americans are into the what's that quote
from Fraser? Well, if less was more, Niles, imagine how
much more and more would be?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Oh yes, right, wisdom.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Right, So this is a it came from a new report, right,
and they showed Americans you know, multiple choice, mind you
between three different salaries. If you were offered asking what
the perfect is fifty five thousand, seventy four thousand, and
two hundred and fifteen thousand, I would have guessed one
(15:36):
million dollars, gentleman. Yes, that's exactly what I would have todd,
And so you'd obviously pick, you know, the seventy four
thousand instead of two hundred and fifteen. Who wants Who
wouldn't want two hundred and fifteen thousand if they could
have seventy four?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But then I bumped up into another tax bracket.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Oh there's that too.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
I can't justify the kind of station my head.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
I bet you when you make two hundred fifteen thousand,
you make seventy four, Right.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
More's taken out of your check, right, She's still making
more money.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And so I always said, I don't even want to
win the lottery. Could you imagine how awful I would
be to be around if I want a million bucks
and had to give up forty percent of it.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
That's all I would talk about. You know that I
played the lot of hard when I was up in Canada. Yeah,
well I bought three tickets. That's playing it.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Hard. Oh yeah, I understand.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's like seven bucks in investments, but there's no taxes
that come out of their total jackpot. It's not like
triple digit jackpots like we have here. But if you
win seventy two million dollars, you win seventy two million dollars.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
What.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Okay, we'll have to be a suitcase of can.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
We'll have to talk about that another time, because that
is my mind is blown out. In fact, I don't
know if I have capacity to read anymore at that
point after hearing that. Which, Yeah, according to our report,
the average American says that the perfect salary is seventy
four thousand dollars. Now, it's unclear why we would say perfect,
you know with seventy four when everything's a little bit higher.
(17:02):
You know, if you've made.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Seventy four hours like forty thirty five was five years ago.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Yeah, it really actually is that said. Nineteen percent of
people say they think they need to make about one
hundred thousand. About half of employed Americans said they should
be making more than they are to support their lifestyle.
That I get. Twenty four percent of people say they're
unhappy with their current salary, but the bulk of Americans
say about seventy four thousand dollars. That's the sweet spot.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It's interesting because once again I would have thought it
would have been more like one hundred berion dollars.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Seventy four man, that's not even barely comfortable living anymore.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Maybe we're not as greedy as we once thought we
apparently not. Well, that's good, it's trending. It's up at
excelmentty three dot com. Machriarty paid that you.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Didn't know random facts coming at you. Now, that's excel
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Enjoy savory steak dinners every Thursday nights starting at Bob
Bloom move c S Grand Furce Bench didn't know fun
With the English language. The shortest shortest English word that
has all five.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Vowels in order is facetious.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
It's it's not in order either. It's you know ya
e U N O I A. That's when you know stuff.
I guess you know ya, six letters long. It means
beautiful thinking or a positive mental state. You know ya,
I think is how you're supposed to say you noyya
in u n o I A you know ya.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Okay, that's that's that's a new one something.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I guess. Read these facts if you're rehearsing for real
fortune fun with the English language like the Brisbeek language.
Go ahead of Brisbee.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
But I thought facetious was the one that had him
in order, all of them in order.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
That's you could go right. This is just all five vowels,
the shortest word, with all five howls in no particular order.
Oh okay, lady bugs are called lyddy birds in England, ladybird, ladybirds.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Oh they're so classy lettybirds. But okay, I think ours
is better on that one. Yeah, me too, Yeah, on
account they're not birds.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Bench didn't know. We all know that well the first
flight orble Right took, But it turns out his last
flight was on a plane that Howard Hughes was flying
in nineteen forty four. WHOA The plane had a wingspan
of one hundred and twenty three feet, which made it
three feet longer than the distance of Wright's first flight.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
WHOA, he was on the spruce goose?
Speaker 3 (19:39):
The goose?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Was he really the right? Right right was on the
story goose.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, I believe that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Wow. Uh, we're so smart sometimes, is it? Oh? You got,
you got there's more to the story here.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
No, that's okay, right, I certainly made a bad dad
Jude without even realizing it's hard to do.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
We're jokes with spelling on the radio. Yes, I've found that.
I've found that as an issue.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Funny for me? Can I have the paper? Let's go
to the heavens above. On Saturn, Bet you didn't know
there's an enormous spinning hexagon in the clouds at its
north pole, which is about twice the size of Earth.
It's a continuous vortex similar to a hurricane that's about
fifty times larger than a typical Earth hurricane. One scientist
refers to it as the belly button of Saturn.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
The belly button of Saturn.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's like a hurricane you see on Day after Tomorrow,
tight movies. And finally, betch didn't know the average cloud?
You always think fluffy like a cloud, light and fluffy
like a cloud. How about one point one million pounds
worth of cloud?
Speaker 1 (20:43):
That is a lot. I suppose a lot of water
vapor up there.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, weaight is distributed across such a big space it
still floats the one point one million pounds. Wow, now
you know perspectives that is two and am wow excel
Nutty three? Or good morning? What's your name?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Christy?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Christy? Tell us how you're getting embarrassed in public one time? Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You know, throwing tantrum and the mills a grocery store?
Mm hmm. What wouldn't you buy for Junior?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
What made you terrible mom that day?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
A tractor toy that he wanted really bad? I knew
it was something like that.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
That doesn't sound like a want, That sounds like a
need that's in need.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I think, Oh yes, And why do you always want
the toys in the grocery store? You ever tell them like,
do you know how much a grocery store is going
to charge for a toy? Junior? Yeah? Yeah, they don't understand.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
And do they ever respond? Don't call me junior? I
think r J does a great job preaching that stuff
at a young age.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Oh yeah, yeah, hey, I'll tell them. You do you
understand why they put this in the end caps so
dumb parents like me won't be able to say no.
But you're not going to be like that? Are you children,
that's what That's what I tell them now. They're they're
completely just. I don't know what best kids are all
draft in public. They're interesting, they're interesting.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
They tell you that much.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I'll tell you that much. I love them.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Christy. Don't want to go to Puppy Palace with four
tickets on top of the Puppy Palace tickets that can
get you four passes to fall stand playing thief for
for falls, if for some golfer, some go cart riding.
That's not going to work for you. We can get
your gift card to Palm Beach Tan, a ninety three
dollars gift card to Palm Beach Tan, or tickets to
the races are.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
A movie h Palm Beach Can.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
Okay, Palm Beach Tan Wellness date pass or a Diamond
Day pass. I know you don't know either what these
are all about. I'll tell you more off the air.
You're a Palm Beach Tanning it up though, if you
can tell us what station's proud to be your Palm
Beach Tanning connection.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Our Excel ninety three let me put it this way,
your Thursday Morning Moron award. Yes, more on my excel
ninety three.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well, Grandpa, it's time to fire up your classic black
cheerbat walking five miles to school uphill both ways, barefoot.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay in the rain.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
This late snow all happening at the same time. School
district here in Indiana was forced to cancel school Tuesday,
shut her down.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
They're already in school, just.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
The fifth day of the school year, okay. Because there
were no school buses. The catalytic converters from around twenty
buses were stolen over now, no twenty Now. Stolen catalytic
converters are a huge business. So this thief or thieves
really hit the jackpot. I would think it would be
a team twenty would take. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah, I couldn't do one in twenty hours. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Weren't there cameras, But there's cameras every time you leave
the house. R Exactly District didn't say if the police
have any leads, but there's no word on any arrests yet.
They also didn't say anything about their security at the
bus garage as RGIE was inquiring within.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
Cale con buttters, you know, you can scrap those for
a nice price here anywhere from five hundred to maybe
nine hundred dollars a piece. Most important thing is that
we get our kids back to school.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
They did virtual classes for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
School's reopened today today today, here today, gone today, back today,
back today, here today packed.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Okay, want fair to ask how a criminal could do
that knowing how it would affect the children. I hate
to say it, but they didn't care.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
They probably didn't care. Somebody actually as that, didn't this
crook think about how it would affect the children.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
He's got nineteen or the twenty out of the buses.
You know what? The kids?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
The kids?
Speaker 3 (24:55):
The kids redo done this immediately?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Either that or was the kids? Hasn't anybody thought about that? Oh? Yeah,
it probably was the kids.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
So we send this to the area right now because
I don't know where we have to send the actual
more on award. We don't know until they get to
the bottom.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, but somebody's a moron over there, probably that person
that asked about them, the crooks carrying about the kids.
The more on Them word to that lady. Okay, done,
there you go. Done.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Second trip to Indiana in twenty twenty five. We'll see
Sun eighty six this afternoon eighty eight yesterday's high warmed
up nicely after night.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Such a nice night last night, man, were you outside
in all ice time?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
I opink little station deal a couple of other stations
I was helping out.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
There was an optics festival that I wasn't informed.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
But it was in town, so we oh, okay, bother you.
So I got home, walked the dog around the block
and it was lovely. Yeah, beautiful night, mostly clear fifty eight.
Tonight sunshine eighty two, breezy. We'd lose the community tomorrow
west winds gusting to thirty and then just a full
field to your lie to August weekend before Labor Day weekend,
probably sunny sixty eight, breezy, Saturday, mostly Sunday sixty six.
(26:05):
On Sunday, we're sitting at seventy downtownd Grand Forks. How'd
you get embarrassing in public? That's our question of the
day here today, and some fine answers rolling in coming up.
Eight thirty five. We're going to get you to Puppy
Pals with some passes to a false stay in play
up dap falls.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
And that's a puppy pet Tricks, Puppy Petricks, Puppy petricks.
By the way, that sounds fun.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
I like puppies.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I like puppies, I like tricks. Yeah, it's got it.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
All tomorrow evening up at TRF and you can also
stop at False Day and play while you're in the area.
Eight thirty five Senior Citizens Days here, we've got a
multiple guests Senior Citizens themed.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I like, I like you.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
We're going to play. I like it's going to be
your helper outer. This will be fun. Right now, tell
us how your kids embarrassed in publics and some some
good ones. I'm gonna read Davians.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Here are are you.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Three year olds on this morning in the airport? Daddy,
we're best friends because we both have weenies.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
So they both they both eating Honda Airport. I don't
get it.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Airport hot dogs are delicious.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Do you think that's what it meant? It actually could mean,
they could. They could in my mind it did.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Michelle says, My five year old son asked the gas
station guy with the turban if it was a genie.
This is terrifying too, man, he says, My son loved
a fake drown a water parks.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
No, no, don't do that.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
That's all you don't get to go back to the water, you.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Will be banned for life, rightfully.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
So keep sharing, keep sharing threads on the Trevity and
xl lenty three facebook pages. How are your kids super
duperly embarrassed you one time in public to the fact
you debate it never going back on public again. Well,
it's for the most part, seems nonsensical. Mental floss as
a list of ten things you should never cook in
(28:04):
an air fryer, begging the question, who's cooking any of
the stuff in an air fryer?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I think I've seen some of these lists, be fair.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
But I'm at air fire for two days.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
What happened to it? Give?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Yeah, I put them all in at the same time,
making a big feast.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Okay, didn't work.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
We're taking it back.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
What happened to your air fryer?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Decided it was just taking up too much space in
the in the kitchen, so we would use the convection
of it instead.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
What's that similar?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
In fact fact to just push the convection of a
button on your regular obin on your stove.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And oh, so you guys didn't have any air front.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
No, it's it's but it's smaller space.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, just throw the other oven away.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Just use the air fire. Yeah, that would say more space,
I know, easier to clean under the air fry exactly. People,
we start off with a mental floss list of things
that don't go on the air fryer, toast leaves, bread
drying crumbly. Instead, they suggest using a toaster.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Hmm, my lord, I know I have one of those.
My air fiyer is actually a toaster of and slash
airfire though, so I can't put toast in it. But
I don't. He's a toaster.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It just makes the whole room smell delicious too, and
you toast some bread.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
How about soup?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
No, I don't think soup.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Probably should anything too liquid he will splatter in there,
and best you'll have a messy clean up. At worst,
you'll create an electrical hazard.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Don't put soup in there, Yeah, don't put soup.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Don't put pasta in there. They say, well, you can't
really cook dried pasta about water, and again, liquid doesn't
go great in there.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Right right?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Crock pots for that, yeah, loose leafy greens. If you're
trying to cook spinach in your air fryer, you're doing
it wrong.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Yeah, there's another fire. And wait, now, loose leaves will.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Blow around the basket and get stuck to the heating elements.
They'll just burn. And imagine that wouldn't smell very good. No,
there's eight thousand different ways to make popcorn. Who's putting
popcorn in an air fry? Maybe you try it. Most
air fiers don't get hot enough to pop the kernels
that a loose kernels can slip into the heated part
and cause a fire. Oh okay, I'm sure you don't
(30:09):
do that. Violate this one anything lots of cheese, Nope,
I do not. It'll melt off of whatever you're cooking
and maybe damage your air fryer. Best case scenario, you'll
have to chisel dried cheese off the inside.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Although, Clyde, what I will do is put pizza in there.
The next night you reheat, you reheat pizza and airfire
and it's just just like it was delivered.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
I prefer firing up the oven to reheat pizza rather
than the microwave where it's soggy.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
So that's why you do need an air fryer.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Large bone, incuts of meat.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
Bone incuts of meat. Oh, like a pork chop like
a pork chop. Okay, airfiers can handle thin cuts. Just
don't try like cooking a whole chicken it. Yeah, don't
don't do that.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Really greasy foods, I would say debatable on this one.
Lots of people do air fried bacon. What It's just
a little risky because the grease can drip down and
start a fire or splattering grease can damage the inside.
But really greasy foods, use your heads.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Use your head, use your head.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Wet batters like timpiro or beer battered fish, it will
drip off before it is a chance to crispop. Prebreded
options like frozen frozen fish dicks. You're okay though, because
they're meant to hold up to high heat.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
And this is just bizarre. Cupcakes on the list of things.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
That you would you cooked it because somebody decided to try.
That's what an easy bake oven's for exactly. They won't
cook evenly. You'll end up with a scorched down sun
rob batter in the middle. That doesn't sound terrible, actually doesn't.
Lava cakes whatever they are.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Next time you come in, we're gonna do some cupcakes
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
With an easy bake oven. Yeah, when you should be.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Wreck your air fire. Let's do birthdays next Thursday. I
guess twenty. First, bring in your easy bake oven. You
can say it's it's your daughter's easy bake oven. Birthday's
next last call to Actoral list Alex Warren mose Excel
nentty three, done, excel naty three? Hey who is I?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
What's your name?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I can't do it again? Hey?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Hey there, what's your name? Barb? It's Barb?
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, Barb?
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Are you up to play our Senior Citizens game here today?
I don't know if you want to talk about the
question of the day, one time you're a kid embarrassed
you in public? If you've got something you can certainly
share with us too.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Would you rather talk about a time your grandparents embarrassed
you in public?
Speaker 3 (32:50):
Barb? Do you want to go to Puppy Pals? Does
it work for you tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (32:54):
Yeah? Puppy Pals is puppy tricks.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
All right, Well, let's let's jump into our game. It
is National Senior Citizens Date today, and we've got three
questions three for three. We can get you into puppy Palace.
We can get you four passes. To fall, stay in
play and thiefer the falls for some minister golfing and
some maybe I want to go car to have the
(33:19):
kids go cart it up to we've got to go
three for three. Here we go. Question one, j is
going to help you out here.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm going to try and help you.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
In the United States, what age is generally considered the
starting point for being classified as a senior citizen? Is
it fifty five? Is it sixty? Is it sixty five
or eighteen? What are we going to.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Guess, Bob, I'd say sixty five. You think you're a
senior citizen at sixty five, I think that's when you
can retire. But I think it's a little bit younger. No, no, no,
SIFTI we'll.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
Go with sixty five, s sixty five.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
First, well, I'm glad you didn't listen to me.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
Number two, Which federal program in the US provides health
insurance primarily for senior citizens. Is it Medicaid? Is it
Social Security? Is it Medicare? Or is it colon blow Medicare?
Are we going Medicare?
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Medicare, Medicare? That's what she said.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
That's right, Yeah, that's right, all right. Number three, what
is the name of the international observance that highlights the
contributions and rights of older people each year on October first?
Is it World Senior Citizens Day? Is it b International
Day of Older Persons? Is it c Elder Appreciations Day?
Or is it d Old Not Obsolete Day, World Senior
(34:48):
Citizen's Day, International Day of Older Person's Elder Appreciation Day or.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Old Not Obsolete Day? What's today?
Speaker 3 (34:54):
Today's World Senior Citizen's Day? So I wouldn't guess that one.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Right because October is not today.
Speaker 3 (35:02):
The Day of Older Person International Day of Older Persons?
Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, is right? How are you looking this up? Barber?
Are you just that smart? I'm really smart.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Only we have to dumb things. Tell people to dumb
things down if you're dealing with us. But okay, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
I was in any help today. I knew none of these.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
Trevor, all right, a tru or false bonus question today?
True or false? Okay, Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous
behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Do you think that's true?
Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Bonus? What movie is that from?
Speaker 3 (35:42):
His name is L first initial L and his last
name is Christmas.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah. Or you can call them Lloyd c. I don't
think she's going to get it, Trevor, did I you're
dumb and dumb. Yeah, I think out of her breath
there she was thinking that Barbie going to Puppy Pals.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Let's get the family to puppek Palace and four passes
for some miniature golfing and go cart running at fall
stained play. What station's your puppy Palace connection? Three?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Time for one more thing on Xcel ninety three.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
One more time fun more.
Speaker 3 (36:18):
All right, we're gonna do it. We're gonna talk pumpkin spice,
and it is it's still August.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah. You know we were talking earlier, Trevor about our
topic of the day. Our question, Jujr. Is times that
your kids have embarrassed you. Someday we should talk about
like times of your co host has embarrassed you.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Power worker.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Yeah, your co worker. Oh yeah, your co worker. Excuse me?
Did I see co host? I've been co worker? Sure anyway,
Pumpkin spice. Okay, it seems like it's happening earlier in
earlier year. Well guess what it is. Okay, The pumpkin
spice latte will be hitting the Starbucks next Tuesday. August
(37:00):
twenty sixth.
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Shouldn't be.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
It shouldn't be now before Labor Day. I kind of
agree with you there.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
It'll be a more fun countdown. People are bummed out
summer's over, but hey, at least pumpkin spices out tomorrow
and you're driving back from Lake van.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Bread and it's closed down, Yeah, then you can get it.
I agree. I think that's a perfect time. So there's
a new report from instacart, which seems to be doing
a lot of reports these days. They found the pumpkin
spice season really is getting earlier and earlier. They looked
at sales of pumpkin spice products over the past four years,
and no one buys them from February through July, but
then August happens and the sales skyrocket. Peak. Peak pumpkin
(37:38):
spice season isn't usually until late September now, but it
keeps creeping closer. I mean, what, they already have Christmas
stuff out now right it's August, so I would I
would say this is going to creep into summer eventually.
Pumpkin spice. So back in twenty twenty one, sales didn't
peak until October, but last year's peak was September seventeenth,
and guess what, what's the day today? Twenty We're already
(38:01):
talking about it, So we've we've peaked. I think we
have you and I have a peaked ago. Enjoy your
pumpkins spic what I got out of that too? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Oh, we better get you to Vegas and we're gonna
do our best, our darnedest. Coming up ten minutes, we'll
get your keyword to text two hundred two hundred. Win
your trip, don't qualify, win the entire trip to Vegas
for the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Nine am, one pm, five pm.
Three chances to win. Let's get you there, and one
thousand dollars in spending money too to boot. Not only
(38:35):
is today National Senior Citizens Day, it's also Poe would Stay.
And luckily we have our favorite coffee house beat poet
joining us with a special poem for seniors.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
Hey there, senior citizens, silver haired beacons of knowledge, a
kaleidoscope of life experiences, been there, done that. Appreciate and
accept yourself, proud of your accomplished wishments.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
More free time, more me time, slower pace, no rat race,
new knee, new hip, sum soup to sip, sore joints,
hard to flex, Goodbye libido?
Speaker 1 (39:14):
What happened to sex?
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Wrinkles are memories etched on your face? Tell me?
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Will you make it to the bathroom on time? Depends?
Speaker 3 (39:32):
I guess we can all start telling racist jokes.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Is also one person from not Race signs off. Is
that true?
Speaker 3 (39:38):
Wrong?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
The trever d in the Morning Show six to ten AM,
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