September 19, 2025 • 28 mins
QUESTION DU JOUR: What Was Your Irrational Childhood Fear
TRENDING: The New iPhone Lands Today! Nearly 90% of Us Think It's Overpriced
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: The chemical compounds that cause a "skunk" smell in old beer are the same compounds that actual skunks have in their spray.
FRIDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: A Loisiana Math Teacher Got Caught with Cocaine at School
8 O'CLOCK TALK: The Top "Is It Weird to Like [Blank]" Questions We're Googling
ONE MORE THING: This Year's Toy Hall of Fame Finalists Include: Connect Four, Cornhole, and Snow
Originally Aired: Friday, September 19th, 2025
TRENDING: The New iPhone Lands Today! Nearly 90% of Us Think It's Overpriced
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: The chemical compounds that cause a "skunk" smell in old beer are the same compounds that actual skunks have in their spray.
FRIDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: A Loisiana Math Teacher Got Caught with Cocaine at School
8 O'CLOCK TALK: The Top "Is It Weird to Like [Blank]" Questions We're Googling
ONE MORE THING: This Year's Toy Hall of Fame Finalists Include: Connect Four, Cornhole, and Snow
Originally Aired: Friday, September 19th, 2025
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Morning. Good morning, friends, welcome to the show. OI made
glorious day. Why are you talking like that? It's national
talk like a pirate day, talk like a pirate day.
Maybe maybe happy talking like a pirate day. Mighty, it's showtime.
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Oh yeah, sappie, International doc like a pirate day. Are
you ready for pirate funds all day? I know I am.
Let's go to Cruxton Bob, good morning. How much you
pirates pay for an earring? How much pirates pay for
an earring? I don't know? Oh fuck a buccaneer. Oh
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it's all about pirate jokes. Beautiful. What is a pirate's
favorite letters? I want to say R, but I don't
think that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's not really the R. It's really the sea.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh man, thank you very much for me here all week.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
A good day.
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Oh keep them coming, guys, International grenache day. Good day
for a glass of red wine. I'm fake cheers in
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How did Kingswok golf course? Good day with some excellent people.
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Thank you all true family. WYMCA one of my most
beloved places to visits generally noon o'clock out in case
you wonder what I do over my lung shower. But
just great people, great tournaments. Thank you guys for having
having us out for a fun day yesterday, raising some
money for the Ultru Family YMCA. Let's look at your forecast,
kind of carbon copy of yesterday. Better shot of more
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times when it's raining than not. Showers, possibly a thunderstorm
sixty six today, showers sixty tonight than Saturday. Chance of showers,
thunderstorms possible afternoon, cloudy in sixty eight, Sunday partly Sunday
seventy two, and Monday mostly Sunday seventy eight. We're working
hard to make a dryer for homecoming Saturday. Got the
parade down University Avenue in front of campus at ten. Tomorrow,
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tailgating to follow, and of course the football game of
the warm comfortable Eleves Center at three o'clock right now,
showers in the vicinity. It is sixty downtown Grand Forks,
Golstwindell tickets, Lee Bryce tickets. I've got some sweet uity
football seats for the homecoming game. You can win these
seven forty. We're going to get into the question of
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the day coming right up. But first, what everybody's talking
about in the late night world our Here's what you
missed highlights.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
How about you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Read TV, the Entertainment World and whatever. Here's what you
missed on Excel ninety three from Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's Jummy kim Ol. Jimmy Kimmel isn't wedding around to
be reinstated by ABC's from portally trying to break his
contract and move on. He also wants to appear as
a guest on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert before
it goes off the air. I'm sure they're going to
make that happen, but again that's on a different networks,
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so it's got to get out of his contract first.
Here is what Colbert and Jimmy Fallon had to say.
How about the suspension?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
After threats from Trump's FCC chair, ABC yanked Kimmel off
the air indefinitely. That is blatant censorship. To Jimmy, just
let me say I stand with you and your staff
one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Jimmy Kimmel was suspended by ABC after pressure from the FCC,
leaving everyone thinking wtf. To be honest with you all,
I don't know what's going on, and no one does.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But I do know Jimmy.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Kimmel, and he's a decent, funny and loving guy, and
I hope he comes back.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I think Jimmy Fallon said a best right at the
end there. I don't know what's going on because I
also don't know how to process all of this very weird.
We can talk what is what is not freedom of
speech and debate that all day long, but it's I
also don't know what's going on. Sour says, this is
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the last job. Jimmy's now looking to break out of
his relationship with ABC forever, but he's not going away quietly,
even if he cuts ties with a network quote. Jimmy
said he's going to fight this, not even because he
cares so much for the show, although he does, but
because he cares about the precedent of it all. It
looks like there could be some truth to this, because
Jimmy was spot at visiting his lawyer's office yesterday. More
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news to come. Jimmy Kimmel wants out of his ABC
contract or here's what you missed highlight. If anyone can
explain what's going on these days in our crazy world,
please let me know. Let's get a little more lighthearted today.
Let's get into our question of the day today, because
I don't think we're going to come up with an
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answer for that childhood fear Friday. We're going to declare
childhood fear Friday today. What is your irrational childhood childhood fear?
What was? What was? Maybe it still is. I don't
know what was your irrational childhood fear? My question of
the day today. Shark in the deep end of the pool,
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says Samantha, but only at night when the pool light
was off. That's creepy, that's odd. I've always been finding pools.
I wouldn't ever I would jump in a pool without
a light at night. It's the lakes where you can't
see what's on the bottom. To touch a weed, you
don't know if it's a weed, maybe it's a shark,
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maybe it's a start of a new sci fi movie.
Deamie says the bathtub drain. Absolutely convinced it would suck
me down. Started taking showers at three years old, the
same drain. No danger in the shower. Glad you can
get over that one right now. What is your irrational
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childhood fear? Seven oh one, seven four six, natty three
and ninety three. Let's see some more answers rolling in.
I've got posts on the Trevity and XL Natty three
facebook pages as per usual. This makes us. I think
we're all normal. Maybe you thought you were weird for
being like one of these people. We're all normal. Brittany says.
All my irrational childhood fear definitely balloons. Every time I
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popped one, I thought it was the apocalypse. Starting birthday
parties felt like walking into a minefield, tiptoeing around and
fearing the bang. I guess I was training for a
very festive doomsday. They are so loud. I don't get
why balloons became associated with being five year old birthday parties.
One pops, and if I popped one in here, I
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guarantee you guys could hear it, not through the radio.
You're a normal Brittany, I will declare that too. Excel
Matty three. Good morning. Well, hey, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
What was this?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Gone is? John? Yeah? What was your irrational childhood fear?
Childhood fear? What was your irrational childhood fear? What is
my childhood fear? Your irrational childhood fear? Groaning? I'm sorry,
drowning thought, she said? Groaning? You no groaning? So do
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you still to this day keep on lakes and pools
and maybe deep bathtobs puddles. I got over it. Okay, good,
For the purpose of this discussion is just to make
us feel a little more normal today. Oh yeah, we're
all just do everybody got here? Oh I've got a show? Wrong,
You've got them too?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Yeah? John?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How about football tomorrow? Can I get you some excellent
seats that would be awesome? Und stopping Valparaiso for homecoming
tomorrow by the way Parade University Avenue on campus about
ten o'clock tailgating thereafter, and then it's the football game
of three. You're there in some excellent seats if you
can tell us what station may is your You and
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The forks at music station. College students been doing this since.
I guess you and need fired up when anything on
XCEL nuty three. I've got a nice little list here,
call it some names. Eight thirty five is going to
walk out of here this morning with free boneless wings.
Free wings for a year from Buffalo Wild Wings. Free
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Go to the xcelnty three either Instagram or Facebook. Let
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share your favorite flavor O wings, you can do that too,
being that's what we're talking about today. Eight thirty five
going to call it some college students names. We are
proud to be your college connection xcelnty three. I want
to talk about I want to hear about your irrational
childhood fears today. Let's look what's rolling in here on
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our respective social media pages. Casha says, my mama had
the eyes on me hard as a kiddo. My irrational
childhood fear was my mom. Anna just says, heights unless
you go in bathroom drains. After seeing the original Stephen
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King movie, It's that's what makes bad through drains creepy.
I couldn't put the two plus two equals six together there.
Let's see. Garry says I had a weird fear of clouds,
specifically that they'd come down and swallow me whole. Every
time I saw a particularly fluffy one, I bolt inside.
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It's like my own personal monster movie. Attack of the
fluffy clouds made for some interesting excuses to avoid outdoor chores,
though I'm bat well. You know those summer days when
they're just growing, like summer afternoons, when maybe they're potentially
growing into storm clouds. They puff up so quickly and
so large, and you think you see a face in
the cloud coming up. We are going to get into
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trending here shortly today in trending hashtag trending on the
way seven thirty. It's up at xcelmty three dot com
the Trivity page. New iPhone out today. I'm sure you
iPhone on lovers know that already. How many of us
think it's overpriced? I think it's trending because it's not
one hundred percent of us that is on the way.
We'll go to the North Kota and News department coming
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up to excel nutty three. Good morning, sam Hii. Well hi,
are you calling to tell me about your rational childhood fear? Yeah, okay,
give her go ahead. I was like, I still kind
of vam, but I was definitely terrified of like centipedes
and millipedes. They crawled in my basement all the time
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as a kid. I'm not a fan either. I don't.
I don't know if anybody is. Creatures shouldn't have what
millipede means. They have a million legs. I'm pretty sure
they have. I learned I'm a science teacher. Cipedes have
two legs for body segments.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Millipede have four legs for body segments.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I goosebumped up, and it's not because I'm still cold
from gulfing the rain. Yeah. But despite you thought becoming
a science teacher would get you over that fear, and
it still didn't work. No, No, I teach about them,
so I don't know how that works. Oh, you're educating
the rest of us, just warning us. Yes, if you
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don't need to go on the basement, do not correct. Beautiful, Well,
your chance to win. Next chance to win will be
about seven forty today.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Perfect gookod me?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
How much attention.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Do you need.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The triver d in the morning show six to ten
weekday mornings Excel ninety three, am I trending testag trending
on Excel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, do you also have a tough time sleeping last night?
The anticipation of the new iPhone seventeen? Yeah, that sounds sentimental. Well,
if you're hoping your iPhone twelve of the crack screen
is going to last another year, you're not the only
one here close to non and ten Americans think iPhones
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are over price. Now, I'm just shocked it's not eleven
out of ten. According to a new poll, nine out
of ten think iPhones are overpriced. They've always been expensive,
though cheapest iPhone seventeen just put this first back of
eight hundred dollars or or if you go with a
Promax and two terabytes of storage, you're looking at two grands.
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Even with those price takes, plenty of us do still
think it's worth it. More than a quarter of Americans
said they're willing to take on debt for a new iPhone.
Is that ridiculous? I don't consider myself cheap, but that
seems ridiculous. I don't want to break up my current
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Stamsung Galaxy phones over four years old now because I'm
going to drop in a puddle when I go home
today and it's going to bed. But our collective credit
card balance is taking a hit today. For sure. New
iPhone hits stores today. Percent of Americans think they're over priced.
Cheapest iPhone seventeen, eight hundred dollars Promax with two terror
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bytes of storage runs you two grands sse. You thought
you'd heard me wrong the first time? Is it worth
it if you're pre ordered? I've also heard though they
are going to this give me the longest time from
a new iPhone till the next one comes out. Ever,
I can not that you should need a new phone
every year. Do what you like. Just letting you know.
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The iPhone seventeen madness is up at excel nety three
dot com, the cheberty pages hashtag trending.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Bet you didn't know random facts coming at you now,
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Speaker 2 (14:51):
Rout to us by the Blue Mooo sparn Grill home
to forty rotating tappers and Spinachkin Caso Blue Moose. He's
grand four. Betch didn't know Jump into the facts today,
Fun with the calendar of the dates four, four, sixty six, eight, eight, ten, ten,
and twelve twelve all fall in the same day of
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the week each year. I don't mind's blowing this year.
They're all on a Friday. Next year, though, I'll be
on a Saturday for a celebratory favorite dates. Have you
heard of an individual known as Adolf Hitler? Betch didn't know.
He was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in nineteen
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thirty nine, but the prize ended up not being awarded
to anybody because well, World War two broke out, you know,
because of Hitler. Not familiar. Google them, kids, don't waste
your time on them. I'll just throw this next back
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down and we'll move on. Betch did know people search
for large boobs on porn ten times more than small booms.
Just a fact. Abraham Lincoln Betch didn't know he became
the first historical figure to appear on a circulating US
coin when pennies were redesigned in nineteen oh nine in
honor would have been his one hundredth birthday. We've all
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experienced skunky beer beer lovers. Bech didn't know the chemical
compounds that causing skunk smell and old beer are the
same compounds that actual skunks have in their spray. Did
you ever used to think that your beer is just
too close to us skunk going off? That's why it
smells and maybe taste skunky. That's not a fact either,
(16:44):
it's the sunlight. I don't get why they make them like,
there's still some clear bottles, some brands still do clear
bottled beers, and sun penetrates the clear bottle and insta
skunk city. But that's not the fact. I'm just associating
the fact the skunk smell and old beer the same
compounds that actual skunks have in their spray, now you
know excel mat e three. Hello, well, hey, good morning,
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good day. Who is this, miss Jim? Jim? Tell me
about that irrational childhood fear of yours?
Speaker 7 (17:14):
What that?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
What was your irrational childhood fear? Probably snakes and still
is That's not irrational? That is completely rational. That might
make me quit golf. You've seen and heard about people
golfing in the deserts and there's like rattlesnake areas. Yeah, yeah,
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not a bad golfing up here. I saw a little
gardener snake just kind of go across one of the
greens a few years back, and I just picked up
my ball. What's the next hole? How that hole was done?
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It doesn't matter what kind of snake. They all know
each other. They know the big ones that you see
in the monster movies. Yo, that's not a rational Jim.
What do you want to do here? I can get
you some sweet you in the football seats for the
homecoming game tomorrow. Maybe you want to go to Coleswindale
next Saturday at the Elia Center of Lee, Brice and
Shields Arena, also next Saturday. That's in Fario.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Oh, let's go with Cole Swindel.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
You sound fired up, Jim, do many choices. I know
that's the problem. Too much bribery. I really have to
have some good bribery to keep you guys listening. And
I'm okay with that. We two Cole Swindell tickets for you.
Station's proud to be your counsel connection. Excell ninety three.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I have had it with these snakes on this monif boy,
let me put it this way, your Friday Morning Moron
Award as moron my Nexcel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I apologize who let that guy in it is tough
for teachers to keep up with kids. I still encourage
you nominate a local area teacher for five thousand dollars
in school supplies go under contest Saxel Nuty three dot com.
I guess that extra cup of coffee doesn't always do
the trick though. Middle school math teacher in Louisiana facing
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charges for bringing cocaine into her school. Cop showed up
to the school Baton Rouge, Louisiana Tuesday to do a
random drug sweep. They had a CAN nine unit with
them too. Well. The dog zeroed in on a bag
belonging to forty seven year old Virginia Summers, so they
searched it and found a small amount of cocaine in
her wallet. She claims it wasn't hers and belonged to
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a friend, but she didn't MITCHI it's north so ed
an LSU tailgate the previous weekend. They also searched teh
a CRV in the parking lot and found a small
amount of weed. She's facing charges for possession of cocaine, marijuana,
drug paraphernalia, and for having them in a school. Zelle,
middle school math teacher in Baton rouge con with cocaine. Tuesday,
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all that drug dog was doing his sweep for the school,
claiming it belonged to a friend, but didn't admit. She
sort admit that she snorted someone at an LSU tailgate
last weekend. It wasn't Cameron Diaz, it was someone else
in Louisiana, a different bad teacher, ending up with the
Friday Morning Moron Award both trick to Louisiana and a
week let's do the Matthew third place. We've got Texas
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at seven, second place, California with twelve, Florida in the lead.
It with forty three and three more awards to Florida
this week. Question of the day, what was your irrational
childhood fear? Oh? Some nice, some nice answers coming in today.
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Barb says there's a kid petrified with a bathtub drain,
multiple bathtub drain reports today. Imagined it as a portal
to another dimension, sucking in toys, sucking in bubbles, Brave
little soldiers aka me, kind of like a a wall
or a little hole into the next dimension. I've seen
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twilight zones like that. I made as quickly as possible
leap out of there before the final gurgle. Took me
years to realize the only thing looking down there was
old soap and my sister's hair ties. Funny, if your
answers come and your childhood rational fears, it's making us
feel more normal today because we all have them. I've
got issues, You've got them too, all right, this is fun.
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I had to share this with you guys today, a
disturbing peek into what Americans enjoy. Go Go looked up
the top searches that start with is it weird to
like blank? Is it weird to like blank? And here
are the top five Is it weird to like spiders?
Some experts think fearing them is baked into our DNA,
So if they seem cuddly to you, you're in the minority.
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But if you just find them interesting, sure they are
in a creepy way. I guess it's Halloween season. If
you're Wednesday Atoms, you like spiners? Shout out to Wednesday
Atoms and Jenno Ortega listening on the iHeart radio app.
By the way, I want you to make us the
number one pre set. If you have not done so yet,
I'm going to ask for proof. And I've got some
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something really special for you guys, but only people who
have done that, So do it now and we'll talk
next week. Is it weird to like being called good boy?
If we're talking about dogs, liking it the no. But
if we're talking about humans, then yep, it is pretty weird.
That is pretty weird, by the way, good boy Uno
listening on the iHeart Radio lap at home. Is it
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weird to like the smell of gasoline? I'm going to say, no,
they're too. That's one of my favorites, although I don't
encourage you go sniff gasoline. There are a whole Reddit
threads on that one, so it's not weird, not that weird.
Benzene only makes up about one percent of what's in gas,
but that's where the smell comes from. Is it weird
to like you the smell of your own farce? These
are the top five? Is it weird to like blank questions?
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That one's really common. But even if one percent of
us enjoyed our own gas, it doesn't seem like we
should We shouldn't. It's gas, It's it's gas. It's the
Austin Powers bought about your own brand? All right? Speaking
of weird, Halloween season right around the corner. Is it
weird to like the taste of blood? Some people enjoy
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that metallic taste, so you're not alone. Just I wouldn't
announce that in any public get together. That's me does
feel better? Is it weird to like blank? I think
I'm doing a really good job today making you feel
a little more normal. I know it's working for me.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's not for one more thing on Excel ninety trade,
one more time fun.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
More so, I envisioned these guys like Tom hankson big executives,
making decisions on the daily, nominating toys into the Toy
Hall of Fame. I didn't see that booth. I don't
remember that booth a career day. How about you. Well,
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the nominations are out. To me, that's more exciting than
like the oscars. We can all relate to some other
stuff here, like all those movies. Nobody's seen most of them,
but we've all played with these toys. National Toy Hall
of Fame revealing the twelve finalists for the twenty twenty
five class. I get why my parents never threw anything away.
The finalist this year, the Board Games Battleship Catan Trivial Pursuit,
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Connect four, Cornhole, Furbies, the scooter, Slime. It's been snubbed before.
We'll see slime on the list. I love the next one,
snow the state of our economy. That might be a
popular gift this Christmas. Snow. This byro graph of Star Wars,
Lightsaber and Tickle Me Almo. I mean making fun of snow.
(24:55):
At least you're getting kids to go play outside, So
I do like that. The winners will be voted on
by toy industry experts and public voting Museumofplay dot org,
So yeah, you me. We can vote throughout next week.
The inductees will be announced in November. Battleship, Slim and
Connect four all nominated two years ago, but they didn't
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make the cuts. The three toys that got included last
year that got inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame,
My Little Pony made it, Transformers and the card game
Phase ten. I don't know how many toys are in
the Toy Hall of Fame, but how much fun would
be a visit to the Toy Hall of Fame finalists
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though for this year, Battleship, Trivial, Pursuit, Connect four, Cornhole,
scooter Snow. I'm going to vote for Snow. We'll keep
boom boom down. Let's go ninety three minutes commercial free.
Next on the way trending, I'll rejoice the new iPhone
lands today? How many of us think it's over priced?
And I've got some Unity football tickets in a half
an hour nine to fifteen, will do TV tidbits coming up? Well.
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Not only is it international talk like a pyrate day.
I know you are preparing yourself for ninety three minutes
of commercial free Excel ninety three music, It's also National
Overthinker's Day and now a woman's thoughts about Overthinker's Day.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
It's a national Overthinker's Day. How can I celebrate cake? Nah,
I don't need the extra calories. Oh, ice cream, that'll
probably melt a glass of wine by the time I
chill the bottle. I won't be in the mood sleeping in.
I did that yesterday. Besides, too much relaxation will turn
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me into a dull person. People stop inviting me to
social gatherings.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I'll become a hermit.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
My only contact with the outside world will be an
occasional head nod with the mailman until one day I'm
found dead.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Forget it.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
National Overthinker's Day is a dumb holiday anyways, I.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Mean, who does that? And that was a woman's thoughts
about overthinkers Day. I discovered salt and created FM Radio.
I understand you're pretty funny as a DJ.
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The treveror d in the morning show six to ten
weekday mornings Excel ninety three.
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We wants to send a special ahoy to our good
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helping us raise money at our annual Maze breakfast to
buy hooks for pirates who have lost their hands and
they are recent unpleasantness with the King's Navy. This morning, though,
you still have ten minutes to come down to the
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Morning. Good morning, friends, welcome to the show. OI made
glorious day. Why are you talking like that? It's national
talk like a pirate day, talk like a pirate day.
Maybe maybe happy talking like a pirate day. Mighty, it's showtime.
(00:42):
Oh yeah, sappie, International doc like a pirate day. Are
you ready for pirate funds all day? I know I am.
Let's go to Cruxton Bob, good morning. How much you
pirates pay for an earring? How much pirates pay for
an earring? I don't know? Oh fuck a buccaneer. Oh
(01:03):
it's all about pirate jokes. Beautiful. What is a pirate's
favorite letters? I want to say R, but I don't
think that's right.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
It's not really the R. It's really the sea.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh man, thank you very much for me here all week.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
A good day.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh keep them coming, guys, International grenache day. Good day
for a glass of red wine. I'm fake cheers in
with my fake glass of red wine, right, now to
the Ultru Family WYMCA for putting on a fun, amazing
golf tournament yesterday and the the glorious British opening conditions.
How did Kingswok golf course? Good day with some excellent people.
(01:50):
Thank you all true family. WYMCA one of my most
beloved places to visits generally noon o'clock out in case
you wonder what I do over my lung shower. But
just great people, great tournaments. Thank you guys for having
having us out for a fun day yesterday, raising some
money for the Ultru Family YMCA. Let's look at your forecast,
kind of carbon copy of yesterday. Better shot of more
(02:12):
times when it's raining than not. Showers, possibly a thunderstorm
sixty six today, showers sixty tonight than Saturday. Chance of showers,
thunderstorms possible afternoon, cloudy in sixty eight, Sunday partly Sunday
seventy two, and Monday mostly Sunday seventy eight. We're working
hard to make a dryer for homecoming Saturday. Got the
parade down University Avenue in front of campus at ten. Tomorrow,
(02:34):
tailgating to follow, and of course the football game of
the warm comfortable Eleves Center at three o'clock right now,
showers in the vicinity. It is sixty downtown Grand Forks,
Golstwindell tickets, Lee Bryce tickets. I've got some sweet uity
football seats for the homecoming game. You can win these
seven forty. We're going to get into the question of
(02:55):
the day coming right up. But first, what everybody's talking
about in the late night world our Here's what you
missed highlights.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
How about you.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Read TV, the Entertainment World and whatever. Here's what you
missed on Excel ninety three from Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's Jummy kim Ol. Jimmy Kimmel isn't wedding around to
be reinstated by ABC's from portally trying to break his
contract and move on. He also wants to appear as
a guest on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert before
it goes off the air. I'm sure they're going to
make that happen, but again that's on a different networks,
(03:35):
so it's got to get out of his contract first.
Here is what Colbert and Jimmy Fallon had to say.
How about the suspension?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
After threats from Trump's FCC chair, ABC yanked Kimmel off
the air indefinitely. That is blatant censorship. To Jimmy, just
let me say I stand with you and your staff
one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Jimmy Kimmel was suspended by ABC after pressure from the FCC,
leaving everyone thinking wtf. To be honest with you all,
I don't know what's going on, and no one does.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
But I do know Jimmy.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Kimmel, and he's a decent, funny and loving guy, and
I hope he comes back.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I think Jimmy Fallon said a best right at the
end there. I don't know what's going on because I
also don't know how to process all of this very weird.
We can talk what is what is not freedom of
speech and debate that all day long, but it's I
also don't know what's going on. Sour says, this is
(04:40):
the last job. Jimmy's now looking to break out of
his relationship with ABC forever, but he's not going away quietly,
even if he cuts ties with a network quote. Jimmy
said he's going to fight this, not even because he
cares so much for the show, although he does, but
because he cares about the precedent of it all. It
looks like there could be some truth to this, because
Jimmy was spot at visiting his lawyer's office yesterday. More
(05:06):
news to come. Jimmy Kimmel wants out of his ABC
contract or here's what you missed highlight. If anyone can
explain what's going on these days in our crazy world,
please let me know. Let's get a little more lighthearted today.
Let's get into our question of the day today, because
I don't think we're going to come up with an
(05:27):
answer for that childhood fear Friday. We're going to declare
childhood fear Friday today. What is your irrational childhood childhood fear?
What was? What was? Maybe it still is. I don't
know what was your irrational childhood fear? My question of
the day today. Shark in the deep end of the pool,
(05:51):
says Samantha, but only at night when the pool light
was off. That's creepy, that's odd. I've always been finding pools.
I wouldn't ever I would jump in a pool without
a light at night. It's the lakes where you can't
see what's on the bottom. To touch a weed, you
don't know if it's a weed, maybe it's a shark,
(06:12):
maybe it's a start of a new sci fi movie.
Deamie says the bathtub drain. Absolutely convinced it would suck
me down. Started taking showers at three years old, the
same drain. No danger in the shower. Glad you can
get over that one right now. What is your irrational
(06:34):
childhood fear? Seven oh one, seven four six, natty three
and ninety three. Let's see some more answers rolling in.
I've got posts on the Trevity and XL Natty three
facebook pages as per usual. This makes us. I think
we're all normal. Maybe you thought you were weird for
being like one of these people. We're all normal. Brittany says.
All my irrational childhood fear definitely balloons. Every time I
(06:56):
popped one, I thought it was the apocalypse. Starting birthday
parties felt like walking into a minefield, tiptoeing around and
fearing the bang. I guess I was training for a
very festive doomsday. They are so loud. I don't get
why balloons became associated with being five year old birthday parties.
One pops, and if I popped one in here, I
(07:20):
guarantee you guys could hear it, not through the radio.
You're a normal Brittany, I will declare that too. Excel
Matty three. Good morning. Well, hey, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
What was this?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Gone is? John? Yeah? What was your irrational childhood fear?
Childhood fear? What was your irrational childhood fear? What is
my childhood fear? Your irrational childhood fear? Groaning? I'm sorry,
drowning thought, she said? Groaning? You no groaning? So do
(07:58):
you still to this day keep on lakes and pools
and maybe deep bathtobs puddles. I got over it. Okay, good,
For the purpose of this discussion is just to make
us feel a little more normal today. Oh yeah, we're
all just do everybody got here? Oh I've got a show? Wrong,
You've got them too?
Speaker 6 (08:20):
Yeah? John?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How about football tomorrow? Can I get you some excellent
seats that would be awesome? Und stopping Valparaiso for homecoming
tomorrow by the way Parade University Avenue on campus about
ten o'clock tailgating thereafter, and then it's the football game
of three. You're there in some excellent seats if you
can tell us what station may is your You and
the football Fighting Friday, Fighting Hawks Connection Excel Excel ninety three.
(08:47):
The forks at music station. College students been doing this since.
I guess you and need fired up when anything on
XCEL nuty three. I've got a nice little list here,
call it some names. Eight thirty five is going to
walk out of here this morning with free boneless wings.
Free wings for a year from Buffalo Wild Wings. Free
boneless wings for a year from Buffalo Wild Wings. So
(09:09):
eight thirty five, you can become a last chance finalist.
Go to the xcelnty three either Instagram or Facebook. Let
me know where you go to school. You want to
share your favorite flavor O wings, you can do that too,
being that's what we're talking about today. Eight thirty five
going to call it some college students names. We are
proud to be your college connection xcelnty three. I want
to talk about I want to hear about your irrational
childhood fears today. Let's look what's rolling in here on
(09:36):
our respective social media pages. Casha says, my mama had
the eyes on me hard as a kiddo. My irrational
childhood fear was my mom. Anna just says, heights unless
you go in bathroom drains. After seeing the original Stephen
(09:57):
King movie, It's that's what makes bad through drains creepy.
I couldn't put the two plus two equals six together there.
Let's see. Garry says I had a weird fear of clouds,
specifically that they'd come down and swallow me whole. Every
time I saw a particularly fluffy one, I bolt inside.
(10:20):
It's like my own personal monster movie. Attack of the
fluffy clouds made for some interesting excuses to avoid outdoor chores,
though I'm bat well. You know those summer days when
they're just growing, like summer afternoons, when maybe they're potentially
growing into storm clouds. They puff up so quickly and
so large, and you think you see a face in
the cloud coming up. We are going to get into
(10:43):
trending here shortly today in trending hashtag trending on the
way seven thirty. It's up at xcelmty three dot com
the Trivity page. New iPhone out today. I'm sure you
iPhone on lovers know that already. How many of us
think it's overpriced? I think it's trending because it's not
one hundred percent of us that is on the way.
We'll go to the North Kota and News department coming
(11:03):
up to excel nutty three. Good morning, sam Hii. Well hi,
are you calling to tell me about your rational childhood fear? Yeah, okay,
give her go ahead. I was like, I still kind
of vam, but I was definitely terrified of like centipedes
and millipedes. They crawled in my basement all the time
(11:26):
as a kid. I'm not a fan either. I don't.
I don't know if anybody is. Creatures shouldn't have what
millipede means. They have a million legs. I'm pretty sure
they have. I learned I'm a science teacher. Cipedes have
two legs for body segments.
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Millipede have four legs for body segments.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I goosebumped up, and it's not because I'm still cold
from gulfing the rain. Yeah. But despite you thought becoming
a science teacher would get you over that fear, and
it still didn't work. No, No, I teach about them,
so I don't know how that works. Oh, you're educating
the rest of us, just warning us. Yes, if you
(12:11):
don't need to go on the basement, do not correct. Beautiful, Well,
your chance to win. Next chance to win will be
about seven forty today.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Perfect gookod me?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
How much attention.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Do you need.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
The triver d in the morning show six to ten
weekday mornings Excel ninety three, am I trending testag trending
on Excel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Well, do you also have a tough time sleeping last night?
The anticipation of the new iPhone seventeen? Yeah, that sounds sentimental. Well,
if you're hoping your iPhone twelve of the crack screen
is going to last another year, you're not the only
one here close to non and ten Americans think iPhones
(12:57):
are over price. Now, I'm just shocked it's not eleven
out of ten. According to a new poll, nine out
of ten think iPhones are overpriced. They've always been expensive,
though cheapest iPhone seventeen just put this first back of
eight hundred dollars or or if you go with a
Promax and two terabytes of storage, you're looking at two grands.
(13:23):
Even with those price takes, plenty of us do still
think it's worth it. More than a quarter of Americans
said they're willing to take on debt for a new iPhone.
Is that ridiculous? I don't consider myself cheap, but that
seems ridiculous. I don't want to break up my current
(13:43):
Stamsung Galaxy phones over four years old now because I'm
going to drop in a puddle when I go home
today and it's going to bed. But our collective credit
card balance is taking a hit today. For sure. New
iPhone hits stores today. Percent of Americans think they're over priced.
Cheapest iPhone seventeen, eight hundred dollars Promax with two terror
(14:07):
bytes of storage runs you two grands sse. You thought
you'd heard me wrong the first time? Is it worth
it if you're pre ordered? I've also heard though they
are going to this give me the longest time from
a new iPhone till the next one comes out. Ever,
I can not that you should need a new phone
every year. Do what you like. Just letting you know.
(14:29):
The iPhone seventeen madness is up at excel nety three
dot com, the cheberty pages hashtag trending.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Bet you didn't know random facts coming at you now,
that's up excel ntty three.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Rout to us by the Blue Mooo sparn Grill home
to forty rotating tappers and Spinachkin Caso Blue Moose. He's
grand four. Betch didn't know Jump into the facts today,
Fun with the calendar of the dates four, four, sixty six, eight, eight, ten, ten,
and twelve twelve all fall in the same day of
(15:13):
the week each year. I don't mind's blowing this year.
They're all on a Friday. Next year, though, I'll be
on a Saturday for a celebratory favorite dates. Have you
heard of an individual known as Adolf Hitler? Betch didn't know.
He was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in nineteen
(15:34):
thirty nine, but the prize ended up not being awarded
to anybody because well, World War two broke out, you know,
because of Hitler. Not familiar. Google them, kids, don't waste
your time on them. I'll just throw this next back
(15:56):
down and we'll move on. Betch did know people search
for large boobs on porn ten times more than small booms.
Just a fact. Abraham Lincoln Betch didn't know he became
the first historical figure to appear on a circulating US
coin when pennies were redesigned in nineteen oh nine in
honor would have been his one hundredth birthday. We've all
(16:21):
experienced skunky beer beer lovers. Bech didn't know the chemical
compounds that causing skunk smell and old beer are the
same compounds that actual skunks have in their spray. Did
you ever used to think that your beer is just
too close to us skunk going off? That's why it
smells and maybe taste skunky. That's not a fact either,
(16:44):
it's the sunlight. I don't get why they make them like,
there's still some clear bottles, some brands still do clear
bottled beers, and sun penetrates the clear bottle and insta
skunk city. But that's not the fact. I'm just associating
the fact the skunk smell and old beer the same
compounds that actual skunks have in their spray, now you
know excel mat e three. Hello, well, hey, good morning,
(17:07):
good day. Who is this, miss Jim? Jim? Tell me
about that irrational childhood fear of yours?
Speaker 7 (17:14):
What that?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
What was your irrational childhood fear? Probably snakes and still
is That's not irrational? That is completely rational. That might
make me quit golf. You've seen and heard about people
golfing in the deserts and there's like rattlesnake areas. Yeah, yeah,
(17:37):
not a bad golfing up here. I saw a little
gardener snake just kind of go across one of the
greens a few years back, and I just picked up
my ball. What's the next hole? How that hole was done?
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
It doesn't matter what kind of snake. They all know
each other. They know the big ones that you see
in the monster movies. Yo, that's not a rational Jim.
What do you want to do here? I can get
you some sweet you in the football seats for the
homecoming game tomorrow. Maybe you want to go to Coleswindale
next Saturday at the Elia Center of Lee, Brice and
Shields Arena, also next Saturday. That's in Fario.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Oh, let's go with Cole Swindel.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
You sound fired up, Jim, do many choices. I know
that's the problem. Too much bribery. I really have to
have some good bribery to keep you guys listening. And
I'm okay with that. We two Cole Swindell tickets for you.
Station's proud to be your counsel connection. Excell ninety three.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I have had it with these snakes on this monif boy,
let me put it this way, your Friday Morning Moron
Award as moron my Nexcel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I apologize who let that guy in it is tough
for teachers to keep up with kids. I still encourage
you nominate a local area teacher for five thousand dollars
in school supplies go under contest Saxel Nuty three dot com.
I guess that extra cup of coffee doesn't always do
the trick though. Middle school math teacher in Louisiana facing
(19:13):
charges for bringing cocaine into her school. Cop showed up
to the school Baton Rouge, Louisiana Tuesday to do a
random drug sweep. They had a CAN nine unit with
them too. Well. The dog zeroed in on a bag
belonging to forty seven year old Virginia Summers, so they
searched it and found a small amount of cocaine in
her wallet. She claims it wasn't hers and belonged to
(19:36):
a friend, but she didn't MITCHI it's north so ed
an LSU tailgate the previous weekend. They also searched teh
a CRV in the parking lot and found a small
amount of weed. She's facing charges for possession of cocaine, marijuana,
drug paraphernalia, and for having them in a school. Zelle,
middle school math teacher in Baton rouge con with cocaine. Tuesday,
(19:57):
all that drug dog was doing his sweep for the school,
claiming it belonged to a friend, but didn't admit. She
sort admit that she snorted someone at an LSU tailgate
last weekend. It wasn't Cameron Diaz, it was someone else
in Louisiana, a different bad teacher, ending up with the
Friday Morning Moron Award both trick to Louisiana and a
week let's do the Matthew third place. We've got Texas
(20:19):
at seven, second place, California with twelve, Florida in the lead.
It with forty three and three more awards to Florida
this week. Question of the day, what was your irrational
childhood fear? Oh? Some nice, some nice answers coming in today.
(20:45):
Barb says there's a kid petrified with a bathtub drain,
multiple bathtub drain reports today. Imagined it as a portal
to another dimension, sucking in toys, sucking in bubbles, Brave
little soldiers aka me, kind of like a a wall
or a little hole into the next dimension. I've seen
(21:07):
twilight zones like that. I made as quickly as possible
leap out of there before the final gurgle. Took me
years to realize the only thing looking down there was
old soap and my sister's hair ties. Funny, if your
answers come and your childhood rational fears, it's making us
feel more normal today because we all have them. I've
got issues, You've got them too, all right, this is fun.
(21:33):
I had to share this with you guys today, a
disturbing peek into what Americans enjoy. Go Go looked up
the top searches that start with is it weird to
like blank? Is it weird to like blank? And here
are the top five Is it weird to like spiders?
Some experts think fearing them is baked into our DNA,
So if they seem cuddly to you, you're in the minority.
(21:57):
But if you just find them interesting, sure they are
in a creepy way. I guess it's Halloween season. If
you're Wednesday Atoms, you like spiners? Shout out to Wednesday
Atoms and Jenno Ortega listening on the iHeart radio app.
By the way, I want you to make us the
number one pre set. If you have not done so yet,
I'm going to ask for proof. And I've got some
(22:18):
something really special for you guys, but only people who
have done that, So do it now and we'll talk
next week. Is it weird to like being called good boy?
If we're talking about dogs, liking it the no. But
if we're talking about humans, then yep, it is pretty weird.
That is pretty weird, by the way, good boy Uno
listening on the iHeart Radio lap at home. Is it
(22:39):
weird to like the smell of gasoline? I'm going to say, no,
they're too. That's one of my favorites, although I don't
encourage you go sniff gasoline. There are a whole Reddit
threads on that one, so it's not weird, not that weird.
Benzene only makes up about one percent of what's in gas,
but that's where the smell comes from. Is it weird
to like you the smell of your own farce? These
are the top five? Is it weird to like blank questions?
(23:02):
That one's really common. But even if one percent of
us enjoyed our own gas, it doesn't seem like we
should We shouldn't. It's gas, It's it's gas. It's the
Austin Powers bought about your own brand? All right? Speaking
of weird, Halloween season right around the corner. Is it
weird to like the taste of blood? Some people enjoy
(23:23):
that metallic taste, so you're not alone. Just I wouldn't
announce that in any public get together. That's me does
feel better? Is it weird to like blank? I think
I'm doing a really good job today making you feel
a little more normal. I know it's working for me.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's not for one more thing on Excel ninety trade,
one more time fun.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
More so, I envisioned these guys like Tom hankson big executives,
making decisions on the daily, nominating toys into the Toy
Hall of Fame. I didn't see that booth. I don't
remember that booth a career day. How about you. Well,
(24:07):
the nominations are out. To me, that's more exciting than
like the oscars. We can all relate to some other
stuff here, like all those movies. Nobody's seen most of them,
but we've all played with these toys. National Toy Hall
of Fame revealing the twelve finalists for the twenty twenty
five class. I get why my parents never threw anything away.
The finalist this year, the Board Games Battleship Catan Trivial Pursuit,
(24:33):
Connect four, Cornhole, Furbies, the scooter, Slime. It's been snubbed before.
We'll see slime on the list. I love the next one,
snow the state of our economy. That might be a
popular gift this Christmas. Snow. This byro graph of Star Wars,
Lightsaber and Tickle Me Almo. I mean making fun of snow.
(24:55):
At least you're getting kids to go play outside, So
I do like that. The winners will be voted on
by toy industry experts and public voting Museumofplay dot org,
So yeah, you me. We can vote throughout next week.
The inductees will be announced in November. Battleship, Slim and
Connect four all nominated two years ago, but they didn't
(25:16):
make the cuts. The three toys that got included last
year that got inducted into the Toy Hall of Fame,
My Little Pony made it, Transformers and the card game
Phase ten. I don't know how many toys are in
the Toy Hall of Fame, but how much fun would
be a visit to the Toy Hall of Fame finalists
(25:37):
though for this year, Battleship, Trivial, Pursuit, Connect four, Cornhole,
scooter Snow. I'm going to vote for Snow. We'll keep
boom boom down. Let's go ninety three minutes commercial free.
Next on the way trending, I'll rejoice the new iPhone
lands today? How many of us think it's over priced?
And I've got some Unity football tickets in a half
an hour nine to fifteen, will do TV tidbits coming up? Well.
(26:02):
Not only is it international talk like a pyrate day.
I know you are preparing yourself for ninety three minutes
of commercial free Excel ninety three music, It's also National
Overthinker's Day and now a woman's thoughts about Overthinker's Day.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
It's a national Overthinker's Day. How can I celebrate cake? Nah,
I don't need the extra calories. Oh, ice cream, that'll
probably melt a glass of wine by the time I
chill the bottle. I won't be in the mood sleeping in.
I did that yesterday. Besides, too much relaxation will turn
(26:39):
me into a dull person. People stop inviting me to
social gatherings.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I'll become a hermit.
Speaker 7 (26:45):
My only contact with the outside world will be an
occasional head nod with the mailman until one day I'm
found dead.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Forget it.
Speaker 7 (26:55):
National Overthinker's Day is a dumb holiday anyways, I.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Mean, who does that? And that was a woman's thoughts
about overthinkers Day. I discovered salt and created FM Radio.
I understand you're pretty funny as a DJ.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
The treveror d in the morning show six to ten
weekday mornings Excel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Again, we'd be back.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Coming up traffic on the high Seas at the top
and bottom of every hour here.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
With why don't they by nine? Why don't they by nine?
Speaker 6 (27:30):
We wants to send a special ahoy to our good
buccaneers down at the Golden Dabloon this weekend. They'll be
helping us raise money at our annual Maze breakfast to
buy hooks for pirates who have lost their hands and
they are recent unpleasantness with the King's Navy. This morning, though,
you still have ten minutes to come down to the
dock for our shake your pirate booty contests. A winner
it gets dinner for two at Long John Silvers, not
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the restaurant. It's at Long John Silvers. He's our afternoon DJ.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Look for our intern scuttle out there in the ky
pirate Dinghy. It'll be handing out takes for a drawing.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
First prize is an iPhone, second prize is an iPod,
and the third prize is an eyepatch.
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You just got keel hauled by and the half phone
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