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Originally Aired: Thursday, September 25th, 2025

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Trevor d Mini Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
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app XCEL ninety three less Can we go this kk
XL XCEL ninety three Grand Forest, an iHeart Radio station morning.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I guess you don't know what today is. No, I
don't know. It is national One Hit Wonder Day, one
Hit Wonders. Hey, guys, are one hit wonder one hit wonder?
You're not a one hit Wonder. Don't nobody listen to
you and nobody's listening to us. Oh yeah, we'll see
about that. It's showtime.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh my favorite one hit Wonder pal r J's here today.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Here today and sticking around a while down.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I wasn't sure if you would be here, but I faired. Hey,
One Hit Wonder Day throwback Thursday.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
I can't miss these stars aligned now. I woke up
to it and said I should sleep it.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, I can't. It's one hit hop right out of bed,
drove down. Oh you popped up?

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah wait, yeah that's how that went youah declared.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh hell no, I'm not going back to bed. It's
like you were this that's your voice the first thing
in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh, it's a little rob It's like warming up. I
got train engine. That's how it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well. Speaking of warm how about eighty four degrees yesterday?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
It was the nicest day in the world. Everybody to
fill your pull back up. I might have to, I
might have to.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Here's your forecast, no end to the mild weather, insight
sunshine seventy two. Today one's going to switch around to
the north, so a little cooler. But keep in mind
advertising on sixty six clear forty six tonight, Friday sunny
and eighty Saturday sunny seventy four and sunshine eighty degrees
on Sunday. Well, National One Hit Wonder Day, We've got

(01:53):
all sorts of one hit wonders to play for you
guys on Throwback Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Very subjectively, we got the one I suggested we can
to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
It was on my I was talking about right before
you got here. Some of the lists and a lot
of the songs came from nineteen ninety seven. Are you
feeling tell about here today?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm feeling tell.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Nineteen nine ninety nine. Yep, we'll get that in coming up.
National Daughter's Day Today. Request, by the way, your your
favorite throwbacks and if you want to lean one hit Wonder.
That'll it'll push your request up on the list. We'll
get you to the head of the line. So it's
like your Disney fast Ride pass. Okay, one hit Wonder.
If you're a daughter, especially if you're a daughter, data

(02:34):
celebrate to have little wonderful daughters out there. Today a
National Cooking Day. Nothing like a home cooked meal. And
World Dream Day. Good day to dream today. Whether it's
sleeper awake, so you're dreaming at work, your boss catches.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You, it's world dreaming. Hey, it's World dream Day. Nothing
I could do about it. Yeah, tis the season?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well we are, tis the middle of concert season and understatements,
and I've been looking forward to the said well, I'm
looking forward to the Ed Sharan Show. It's August next year.
Tickets on sales tomorrow. Pre sale tickets you can get
today pre sale code. You guys are gonna need is
camera as in the tunnel of his new kits. But
we've got away for you to win and sharing tickets
and tell you about that in ten minutes. Tell yeah,

(03:11):
I'm glad you came in today. Do I think I
could do this by myself?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Is there some sort of a game going on today.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well, we'll talk about it a little different, a little different,
a little different, little different. Something we've done before, but
it's been a while, so we'll do that. We have
last chance Colswandel ticket shows Saturday, elewer Center, Last Chance
Leave Brice tickets show Saturday, Shiels Arena down in Fargo.
We'll get you into those shows. I got these now
some pumpkin patch passes for you guys too. So a

(03:37):
lot of winning today. But first things first, let's catch
up with her. Here's what you missed.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Highlights TV, the entertainment world and whatever. Here's what you
missed on Excel ninety three.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
But he'd have a big box of Halloween movies like
I do at home. What these Halloween decorations that I
have yet to pull out?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Maybe you can get to that today. No, I don't
think I do.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
This sounds like it could be a Halloween movie.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Reaching for a plot like something you might see on
the Sci Fi channel, But it's real world, real life stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
A squirrel or squirrels are.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Attacking people in a California town and two victims have
had to go to the emergency role. What here are
two of the victims speaking about the attack.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Squirrel or squirrels clumped onto my leg and was just
hanging on his tail, was flying up here, you know,
and I was like, get off me, get off me,
and I kind of didn't want to touch it.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
The squirrel went to the floor, squirreled from the floor,
tried to jump to my face.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
And here was another of the people who was getting attacked.
His quote, squirrel, that's it.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Uh, you know that reminds me of a There was
a movie in the seventies you probably remember, Trevor Knight
of the leapis.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yes, I've seen it, I know what exists.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Yeah, I haven't seen either, but well I think I
watched like five minutes ago of it. It's about killer rabbits.
So now I had to look this up. So this
the movie would be called if we were to do
this Night of the Scurious. I think I'm pronouncing I
don't even know if I'm pronouncing that right, but that
would be the Latin name for squiddle.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
So yeah, squirrel attacking residents in a California town sending
at least two to the hospital. That's crazy, And the
plot said, the movie's not over. The movie continues to
the last person standing. That's right, squirrel Town, California.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
You know, you know who'd be scared of that? My
old lady. So the other day I came home.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
She's it.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
So I came home for lunch and this squirrel, the
giant squirrel apparently hopped up on the fence and was
staring at her ominously. She said, ominously. Yeah, it's like cats.
Know who's allergic to them? Squirrels, No, squirrels, who's.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Terrified of them? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
There's there's one fine lady in Grafton, North Dakota. Yes,
who goes by Kimberless or the old lady either unacceptable.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
That's where her friends call her too. I'm sure missus,
missus the old lady. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't like squirrels
though not at all. Notes And now you know that
got me thinking, now maybe the squirrel was staring at
her ominously.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
These other things are going it could be, yeah, could be.
Now I'm starting to work.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm not scared of squirrels, but squirrels are a reasonable
My right arms about six inches longer than my left arm.
Going on dog walks, squirrel dart in front of my dog.
My dog will dart after the squirrel in the leash hand.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I was like, what was it?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Flex armstrong with the stretching arms. Yeah, stretch armstrong, stretch
arm strong, stretch arm strong, flex with a knockoff cheap
one can.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Let's get into our question.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Of the day today before we terrify you more of
any seemingly cute looking creatures. Yeah, so we're setting the scene.
We're setting the table here. You've got to quote as
much of a film as you can to save your life.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Which film are you going?

Speaker 3 (07:04):
With our fun little homework asamad, we'll get you into
about half an hour. You're gonna push the winning back
a little bit today about seven forty today you need
to quote imagine your life. The bad guys have got you.
You're strapped to a chair.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
The only way to get out of this quote as
much of your favorite movie you possibly can. If we're satisfied,
we'll let sh out the door happens too many times.
Pam says, Okay, buckle up, folks, because I'm going with
I'm going all in with the Princess Briane. It's a
movie blest on my childhood and endless quotes. You want

(07:40):
to taste Hello, my name is Enigo Montoya.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Ah, oh, my father. I was confusing for LaToya Jackson.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yep. Yeah, Prepared to Die. Oh yeah, the ladies love
that movie.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
It took me forever to see that movie. I was
like little Kevin Arnold in the bed at the start
of the movie. It's in a pink box the DVD. Yeah,
chick flick time. Yeah, but it's actually really great. Yeah,
it's a great movie, long overdue for a rewatch. Feel
free to respond on our social media pages too. Coming
into the xcel nty three page, Cash just says, it

(08:15):
ain't about how hard you HiT's about how hard you
get hit and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done.
Hashtag rocky did I win? Well, maybe it's seven forty.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
There we go. I love this. Maybe at seven forty.
This is fun.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I know you and I just pins and needles waiting
for people to quote our movie, to.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Quote our movies. You know.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
The thing is that if I were asked, especially in
an under duress, I'm like, I don't know how much I.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Could quote of anything.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
All I know is that my daily conversation radio program
everything is made up of about ten movies.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
We'd be pretty silent do movie quotes?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Right? Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
We would have to bring in an extra bag of
these guys.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, two Spring two ninety three? Am I calling? Nine? Well? Hey, Hi,
who is this? Katrina?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Katrina? You have to quote as much of a film
to save your life? What movie are we going with?

Speaker 1 (09:13):
It would either be Bringing On or Harry Potter.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Give me a quote from any of them. Let's see,
I'll give you a Harry Potter quote. See if you
remember this from the movie. Hey, what's up? I'm Harry Potter.
Any questions?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Hi? Yeah, I do? Or please stop that you're going
to poke someone's eye out. That's another good one, Potta.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well, do you want to go to Lee, Bryce, Shields
Arena and Fargo Saturday Night?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yes, I'd love that.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I want to send you. Let's do it. It's National
One Wonders Day. I'm troll back Thursday. Any request anything
you need today?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Oh no, actually I don't think so, Okay, put the
pressure on me. I'm cool with that. Yeah, what stations proud?
Did you have something? I'm thinking some back Street Boys?

Speaker 3 (10:05):
We can do BSB. What station is proud to be
your concert?

Speaker 7 (10:09):
Lee?

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Bryce Concert Connection nine, Excel ninety three, the Fortunate Music Station.
I want to get to the question of the day,
but we're talking off the air. They got halfway through
telling me, well, he injured himself, and it sounds like
you're you're taking on, yeah, eleven year old girls in

(10:30):
basket's backstory? This a little I'm interested here.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Well, the uh uh you know, I had to go
pick up the kids. They were they were practicing to
sing on Sunday, right, and I go there to pick
them up, and uh they had a little basketball out there.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I'm like, oh, oh, shure, wrong with you? And then
pretty soon a couple other little ten eleven year old
girls joined, you know from Dangue.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah, yeah, And so I ended up it ended up
being five on on one Trevor. And but I was
still dominating, right, I was blocking shots things, and I
was like flying all over the place.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
But any any crying girls yet.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Not yet.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
I was gentle in the domination of you, if you will.
But the gentle giant, Yeah, the gentle giant.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
I didn't make anybody cry, but I did when I
was doing one of these uh you know, I jumped
from the free throw line, and I didn't. But I
did a layup and then I landed on that you know,
the edge of the cement, you know, it's always got
a ledge there. I landed that kind of twisted the
ankle there. But I couldn't act hurt because then they'd
be like year old, you know that kind of thing.
So I had to play through the pain. I'm just

(11:40):
you did not want to be the one crying right
year old girl exactly exactly.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
So yeah, I'm kind of hobbling around a little bit
because I it was delayed pain.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Here, we'll sit down. I know where the tilent all are.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh no, you didn't.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
We've we've got a lot time. We've got big stuff
going on. We're going to tell you how he can
win some mad cheer and tickets coming up here in
just a second. But first we've got to get into
our question of the day, No choice. The bad guy's
got you. You've got to quote a film to save
your life. What movie are you going with? Feel free
to share a quote with.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Us too, well, yeah, you almost have to share the quote.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Or you'll fictitiously be Danner going to Scarface Goodfellow's casino.
I am Sam blow, but didn't share a quote with
us Stormy going with Home Alone? Can you think of
a quote from Home Alone?

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, see, I'll be like, he's a kid.
Kids are stupid, right, I think of the dumb at anything.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Thinking of the pok poka poka.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh well yeah, the most popular quote most okay, So
this goes back to our early conversation that you and me.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I can't really think of the red quotes, but I
realized that ninety percent of any conversation I have is
from you know, a few movies, and Home Alone being
one of them, very big and Chewboygan, very big Pok
poka or.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
In fact, I think that movie is still playing on
the big screen in Shaboy.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
There's another there's another line in that movie Home Alone,
and I don't know if anybody else latched onto it,
but I certainly did. So there's a scene in the
airplane which is like is this real crystal? And the
husbands like put in your person right. So like whenever
I'm at a store and Kim is like, well that's nice,

(13:23):
you know, even if it's like a car, I'm put
in your purse, right.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
So you're gonna like this Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
We do that when we go out to eat with
my mom, but instead of quoting it, we do we
do it like she's come home with silverware. She's got
to catch a bottle in her person. We'll go back
to the restaurant and return my silly sons. How old
are they? Twelve thirteen either pushing fifty? Oh man, I

(13:56):
do love this. Okay, so you you live by that,
you know that the scene? Yeah, ye, put your purse.
Keep quoting movies. We can get you to Cole Swindell.
We'll put those in your purse for you. Lee Brice tickets.
I can get you Nelson's pumpkin patch later in the show.
Today and right now, we've got to tell you about
I think this is Dr drum rollworthy how he can

(14:16):
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We're not giving away the seconds that don't call right now.
You've got to kind of work for these. You've got
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Speaker 1 (14:31):
That's a lot of what up. That is a lot
of work.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
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Speaker 1 (14:54):
I feel we.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Could be the guys to just play a song and
move on to a different song.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Just we are definitely those type of guys. Yes, we
will play a little. Well, we'll see. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Maybe we'll do it next hour. Maybe it'll be when
our Ja's back in the studio at the end, could be.
I don't know at this point. We don't know how
we feel yet, but that's what we're doing. Double shot
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Speaker 2 (15:15):
Am not trending test egg trending on Excel nightighty three.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
We need to settle a little out there on or
behind the wheel.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Apparently this is I can't really believe it's this high.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
According to a recent study here from tripa a night.
Actually the survey it was kind of a survey slash study. Okay,
ninety six percent of American drivers admit to performing at
least one aggressive driving behavior in the past year.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Ninety six percent. And when we always have these surveys,
who's admitting it.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Who's admitting it? To be higher, that's exactly what I'm thinking.
So it's probably one hundred percent the least.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah. Right, So that stuff like.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Running red lights, that is I would not recommend that
as an aggressive.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
We push yellows. I think that's the ill push yellows.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Fine, but you don't be running red lights in retaliation
because the only thing you're going to hurt, Trevor is yourself. Dnking,
don't do that. Don't do it. That's the more you
know theme song. I just think, don't speed, but people
are speeding, they're tailgating. Don't tailgate either, honking and cutting

(16:22):
off the other vehicles on the road.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Okay, there's one saving grace in this story, because I
took a glance at it when I was posting it online.
Is doing these things at least once a year, so
it's not like every time you're behind them.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, weakly, that's once a year's yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
You and I yell that were considered yellers if we've
yelled at somebody once a year.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Trying to make this better because I don't like the
ninety six persecuit.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Doesn't that make you a guy? Nervous?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
So the data shows that cutting off other vehicles and
honking out of anger is up from back to twenty sixteen,
while tailgating and yelling at other drivers is down.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
So we're being a little bit uh.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Well, good because that could be the most dangerous with
you never know what's going on in that person. You
don't know his head or yeah, they may have under
the sea, they.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Could be a crazy You just it's best to just
back off, man, back off to us.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
When you're traveling with your significant other and you someone
cut you off or they're going too slow and you
pass somewhere, you're just told just just keep looking straight.
Do you want to give them the eyes? Yeah, just
darn yeah, give them the eyes? Yeah, Like, what's wrong
with you? I'm already going two miles an hour over
the speen. Why do you have to pass me?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Jerk? Why are you tailgating me? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Anyway, So honking out of anger is up, but yelling
at other drivers is down. That's that's good. I would
even honk eleven of drivers in the study. And you,
I've noticed this thing about maybe it's a Midwestern thing,
but we are so have you know we're a little
bit nicer around here, like, uh, oh, for sure, we don't.
I remember a time that I was back into in

(18:01):
minto Trevor. I was pulling into the gas station and
the lady was coming out of the uh the wash bay.
I just watched her back into me. I'm like, and
then after I'm like.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I should She's going about one I should?

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I said, I should have honked, and I realized I
probably didn't want.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
To inconvenience her, right, Like, Star, that's rude. How does
this letter back into me? Right? That's how we are.
So the study found this is no surprise.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Her study found people under sixty and people with household
incomes of one hundred thousand dollars or more are more
likely to drive aggressively. Now, I totally get the under
sixty right, because you know, youth, you're you're kind of
a hothead. And I suppose one hundred thousand dollars more
because you got your Ferrari out there, right, and you're like,
uh ah, hey.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Oh, there's a standable bumping that seems ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Bumping people are bumping into other videas.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, yeah, they're actually uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Eleven percent of drivers admit to bumping other cars.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Yeah, and that's the rich people because they could just
throw the car in the dumpster and get a new
on right exactly.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Although now that I'm looking at this one hundred thousand
dollars in more, that's not even a lot of money anymore.
That's like, yeah, it's like nothing that blows my mind.
I'm buying Ferraris with that, You're buying a pound of
Hamburger with that.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
If I drop this sheet of paper on your vehicle,
there's gonna be a massive den Yeah, that's a fact
that you're bumping someone. You're you're paying to get that
bad boy.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Right, Yeah, don't don't do any of that stuff there,
mind blow up. You have to do that just to
quietly swear at them to yourself. So settle down around
ninety six percent, and we in this time we can
speak for everyone because you're all guilty.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, you me, we we've all got it. Many issues, Yes,
you've got them to got them to.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
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Speaker 1 (20:00):
She didn't know the word ye hy e.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Nothing to do with kanye here ye like in ye
old shop is actually pronounced the or the in medieval English,
but people used a wider abbreviateh. There's enough time for that.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
That's the cool fee, the ye old shop, the old shop, yeap.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
World's tallest men in the world live in what country?
The tallest men in the world.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
It's got to be some Scandinavian thing, Sweden, I mean Denmark,
somewhere here.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Nether one's oh okay here in the ballpark. Yeah. Well,
the height of just over six feet the shortest uh
Southeast Asia that I.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Would guess that to Indonesia average type five foot two.
How about the average American dude? How high are we?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Five nine? Five to nine? Perfect? Yep, all right, let's
go to the animal. You're surprised by this price, is right?
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
I don't think they do that where they reach into
Drew Carrey's pocket and fish out one hundred dollars bill.
It he used to do to Bob Barker. Remember that.
I don't remember why if you nailed the price when
you're doing the item up for bid showdown Park, you
get to play the game. I know it's tangent Tuesday
and Thursday, but you'd come on out and he'd have
one hundred dollars bill in his pocket and you'd have

(21:25):
to fish it out of his.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Last Well, you can't do that.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
You can't do that.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
He just put his hands up and close it.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Did he really?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
I might be exaggerating. Just thank you. Now I have
to YouTube of this. I have to find this.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Betch didn't know. I don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
I don't either. Okay, are we done with besh you?
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fish is introduced to a group of sober ones, the
sober zebra fish will follow the drunk individ as their
leader to the bathroom. Maybe it's just the drunk zebra
fish seems to be full of wisdom?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Why are there drunk zebra fish? Is anybody asked that?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
She's just kind of a strange thing. By the way,
did you know drunk zebra fish will follow? Okay, so
the sober one follows the drunk one as its leader.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Follows the drunk individual as their leader. And I don't
know if there's a under the sea bar spongebobs of
course likes there.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
See, I got to look into this. Who knew the
zebra fish partake in drinks?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I know blowing minds here today, and bench didn't know.
An octopus does not have eight arms. If you want
your mind, come on, stop it. Stop it six arms
and two legs. Two of its limbs work like legs
and help it move with the six arms grab food.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Well, then their legs.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
We've been we've been filled full of lies.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
So little ties six arms, no, six legs? Do arms?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Six six arms, six arms, legs? Okay, okay, I'll remember that.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Betch didn't know. Back to driving, we're talking aggressive driving.
Oh those people who don't use turn signals, Well, maybe
they're just cheapy, cheap bultons. Betch did no a cost
you approximately twenty one to twenty nine cents every year
to use your turn signals based on the amount of
energy they use and the tiny amount of gas that takes.
It's probably a tad over thirty cents now since the

(23:19):
math on this was done back in twenty seventeen, especially
if you drive a lot, or maybe you live in
California or gas is double the price it is here.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
So if you sit in traffic and forget your blinker on,
you are just you're spending about thirty six thirty cents
a year.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Thirty cents a year, dad signals, That adds up sure
like three bugs a decade. Man, Now you know excel
ninety three.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
Good morning, My name is also well.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Hey Twindell, Well Alyssa.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Maybe we can get you to Cole Swindell.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
But yeah, first things first. Here you're tied up in
a chair.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
The bad guys are threatening you like there's no tomorrow.
You have to quote as much of a film to
save your life.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
You're going to quote Forrest Gump. Yes, okay, guess what
was my best good friend?

Speaker 5 (24:12):
And even I know that ain't something you can find
just around the corner.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
There we go, okay, And of course life is like
a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I was actually hoping you just list off all the shrimp.
That's my favorite Forcet Gump quote.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
All this, Oh, that'd be great.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
How about the scene where he goes, your mama really
must care about your education, son.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
That's your mother very important because so many good ones. Shrimp.
What's the food of the sea. You can bolbecool it,
ball it, brawl.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
It, bake it, salt days on shrimp clubs, shrimp creole,
shrimp gumboo from frost frost, pineapple shrimp, shrimp, coconut shrimp,
shrimp salad.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
We're gonna be here a while dumping with Titus. Shrimp burger,
shrimp sandwich. That's that's about it. The ending is my favorite.
That's about it.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Hey, that quote got him a franchise restaurant. M So
we're sending you a Colswindell. That sounds like, yes, I
would love to go to as is going to cost yay,
two more sleeps. We've got your tickets. Okay, so yeah,

(25:41):
maybe I have some shrimp for dinner before you go
to the concert.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Today. The show YEP I'm so happy here and we're
happy for you. Alyssa, what station is making you cry today?
And in a good way? We are your.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Beautiful Let me put it this way your Thursday morning
more on Award asked more on.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
My Nexcel ninety three.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Well, this guy probably shouldn't have been attracting attention to
himself for multiple reasons. Okay, twenty eight year old guy
from Florida named Juan Leon who was arrested last week
after he was caught doing a burnout at a red light.
But the bigger problem was he'd been drinking and the
cops definitely noticed. One didn't do the burnout because he

(26:27):
was hammered. He told police he was trying to impress girls.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
You got yeah, women love that. They can't get enough
of that crap.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
That's what he thought. Uh, that's what he Thought's what
he went on to tell the police.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Right.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
The only good news is the cops probably wouldn't have
noticed Juan if they didn't hear him reven his engine,
which means he could have kept driving drunk and put
innocent people at risk. Here one charged with DUI, reckless
at driving, aggravated his salt, criminal mischief, all for the damage.
He calls to the cause of the crosswalk. You're o

(27:00):
fenm Florida arrested. Trying to impress the ladies. Doing burnoufs
to impress the girls never works. It's get scared when
I hear that, or when you hear the mufflers really
loud trucks go by.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
It is so aggressive. That motor is very aggressive.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Walking my dog and I hear that, we both turn
to each other. We need a hug, buddy. That's how
you get a Friday, Friday, Thursday morning. More on ears
forty fifth trip to Florida in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
We're gonna break some records this year. I feel you're right.
It's happening. Well. I think a record all time records
fifty one or two for four. Yeah, yeah, I're gonna
break it. Eight six.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
We've got sunshine fifty seven downtown eighty four glorious degrees.
I think a record high was eighty six yesterday, So
we're flirting more eighties in the forecast. To tell you
about Sue Sunshine seventy two Today, we're forty six Tonight
mony eighty Friday, sunny seventy four Saturday and sunshine eighty
on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
I can't even believe it. It feels like July. In fact,
I think it was nicer September than it was in July.
Don't remember, but it's been a great September.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Let's enjoy. Let's enjoy just everyone being in a great
mood too. Yeah, I've noticed that too.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
That phrase you and I came up with. Then that
Game of Thrones show ripped off something about winter coming.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Ah, yeah, yeah, right, we coined that a few years back.
We said, you know, don't worry, be happy, winter is coming.
We had two iconic phrases there, if I recall correctly.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
There's so much money we should be able to make.
But yeah, we just don't get our lawyers on top
of things. First of all, we don't get our lawyer
sign up for lawyers.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
We're not litigious. I believe that's it word. That's the
word of the day, kids. Litigious, very nice. We want
you to share. Eight thirty five. I think we'll play
a game here today. Pumpkin spice season. Is this a
real pumpkin and spice product? Will be beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
We can get you to Colswan now, we can get
you to leave Bryce. Maybe Nelson's Pumpkin Patch.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Ah yeah, okay, see, can we quote TV shows too?
Because if you go mixed movies and TV man, that's
I'm fine with it. That's everything.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I'm in a good mood.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
The weather's good if it if we had a winch
of weather Advisor in the fortune.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Wouldn't allow this.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Okay, So Rgie's gonna Rgie's gonna expand the balloon here
and say you can also quote TV shows.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
I would have stopped my feet and said.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Oh hell, he would have. He says this on a
regular basis to pour our j off the air. I
always say Trevor, we should do this, and that's what
he says. Not today, I'm good with it today. Okay,
give sharing. Here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
You've got to quote as much of a movie or
I guess show if you want to save your movie.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
I don't even know what a gun? Uh do you
remember what movie that's for? That would never necessitate the
need for a gun. Rack give it to me. It's
gonna take Wayne's world, Wayne's world. When is crazy ex
girl from Bisma gun Raggy, He's.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Like, what shuh? Okay, that's it.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Miranda says, if my life depended on quoting a movie,
it's got to be mean girls. It's basically the bible
of my teenage years. So here's the clincher. On Wednesdays
we wear pink. Honestly, I've applied that wisdom more times
in real life than I should admit. Who knew high
school drama could be so life saving?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
The plastics? I've seen that movie once, Like last year.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I knew the plastics in bart Trivia when we were
in East Coast Canada last last August.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Won the whole thing you did. No, I just got
the one question right, but I knew the plastics. Shoot,
you deserve the wind. I know.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Thanks man, I hope he gave you a trophy. Anyway,
drop my man points on the floor. The plastics quote
a movie, It's.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Gonna save your life.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Fictitiously, here today one hit Wonder Day, and it says
a very subjective list. Nonetheless, let's talk about him. Let's
request some of these great songs. Yes, got a good
one coming up here for you, guys, National one Hit
Wonder Day. To celebrate the occasion, we rolled the couple
these Return of the mac Mark Morrison from ninety six

(31:17):
earlier in the show, we played tal Bachman This Morning
from nineteen ninety nine. There's a bunch of great great show.
Nineteen ninety seven one hit Wonders and it was it
was a great year for music. Seems like it was
about four or five six years ago, but it was
a couple more than that.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Tal Bogman's a DJ.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Now. By the way, Trevor interesting right, said Fred, he's
a game show He was a game show host.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Remember I'm too sexy, n I sure do.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
He's a game show host. He was a game show host.
That's all he did. After he was too sexy for
his shirt, some guy walked down the sidewalk ripped it off.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
He said again he was too sexy for the song,
so he wasn't able.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
To sing again. Okay, that makes sense. Now he had
to go into something else.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
It took me a lot of decades. Ninety seven gave
us barely breathing from cheek.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Oh yeah, there we go. Howb was our.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Omc Okay Love, fool of Card against All ninety seven hits,
top thumping Chumblewamba and the impression that I get from
the Mundy money Boss Home.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
That was all ninety seven all Nighties. That was one
huge year.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
That was some others on the Top twenty list at
least nineties and beyond Butterfly from crazy Town nineteen ninety nine.
A lot of these signs you think, yeah that they're
going to stick around, that guy's gonna.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Be Yeah, you will be here today and here tomorrow.
But yeah, some of these guys were here today and
I believe gone today.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
As we say this is an interesting one. It was
here today and back about sixteen years later my Sharunna
from the Neck or I think it was ninety three
Reality Bites the movie came out and that was on
the soundtrack and it was resurrected. Is a is that
umber ninety three? Because I remember working here then.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
That's what happened.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Yeah, I was always fascinated by that because you would come.
I've told you sorry many times, but you came to
Grafton to play at a school dance one of my canteens,
I believe they called it, remember at Central School. Oh
r Jaw was there and you played that and I'm like,
I think this is an old song, but it was
like a big deal back then. And so that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
It had been.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
It was like Wayne's World resurrected Bohemian.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Okay, so that's what went down.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
So it's also in nineties hit shake It Metro Station
two thousand and seven. That's fine. It's a one hit
wonder on the list. But your challenge, guys, if you
choose to accept that hit us up with a one
hit wonder. He's not a one hit wonder. He's Ed Sharon.
We've got a tease. Well it's not a tease anymore.
We're telling you how he can get your paws on
someone before he can buy him tickets today. Okay, double

(33:37):
shot of Sharon to in a row from Ed Sharon.
That's what you're listening. That's what you're listening for. And
you call when the second song starts, if.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
You call when the first song starts, and if you
better believe that's a hanging up on.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
You, we're not even going to answer. We're what I
were going to determine, you know what, do we want
to play another Ed Sharon song?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yet? Do it? Drag this out a little more exactly?

Speaker 4 (33:57):
And if I know you and me, Trevor, we're very
good at ragging things out.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
So there we go.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Excel mighty three.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Am I caller number nine? Hey, Hey, who is this on?

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Loretta? Loretta, You've got to quote as much of a
film to save your life.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
What movie are you going with? Oh, to save my life? Yep,
the bad guys they got you. Probably the Minions, the Minions. Yeah,
what's give me a quote for the Minions? Don't they
just don't?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Don't they just talk like Beaker on the Muppets.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
Like that?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
But nan Na oh Man. Yeah, but you know what,
that's genius.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
We have to give her because if you said I'm
gonna quote Dominions and you just made up gibberish, you
wouldn't have to remember any lines.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
You've just saved your life. Yeah, easy, bad guys can't
argue with you. Win the prize for sheer thinking outside
the box? Well, thank you, Loretta. What do we want
to do here?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Cole Swindell Saturday, Lee Brice Saturday or Nelson's Pumpkin Patch
on your own schedule.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Let's do the pumpkin patch all right?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Well, we are going to play a pumpkin game, Pumpkin
spice reel or fake. I'll give you the products. Tell
me are they real? Are they fake?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Three out of five. You're a winner, and our j
is going to help you out. Are you ready?

Speaker 5 (35:21):
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Is there such thing as pumpkin spice bath bomb?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Is that a fact?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
It is?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Uh? Yeah, it has to be. I'm gonna go with that. Okay,
all right, I'm not the best help. I think you're
gonna be able to do this on your own.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Pumpkin spice axe body spray, now that doesn't sell.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
You don't think so either. Yeah, I'm going to go
with you on that one. I'm gonna go with you,
got Loretta.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
That is fake. That is not a fact. We're doing
well at this. Is there such thing as pump pumpkin
spice crest toothpaste?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
I don't think so. I don't think that would be
a very good idea that would taste good. I don't
think so. That is indeed bad idea. Jeans.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
That's not a fact that it went three for three?

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Three for anyone ever went three for three ever? I
don't know. I don't know. It's been some time. Redd.
How much do you how do you know so much
about pumpkin spice? Do you have all pumpkin spece? I
really do like my pumpkins.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
You've got a pumpkin spice to the Lefty to you,
pumpkin spice to the right.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Yeah, she owns a shop where she sells pumpkins spice
and pumpkin spice successories.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
And it finally paid off. Yep, finally paid off.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Congratulations, You're going to Nelson's Pumpkin Patch for a full
pack of passes, but gets qualified for the Pumpkin Patch
party to lose us to be listening act for thirteenth
It's a Monday at eight thirty five in the morning.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
For up to thirty of your closest friends and family.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
All the activities and ninety three dollars in Deeck's pizza
to be included. But for now at station's proud to
be in Nelson's Pumpkin Patch.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Connection ninety three. It's not for one more thing on
Excel ninety three, one more time, one more.

Speaker 8 (37:00):
It has a unique mouthfeel which you might find enjoyable.

Speaker 7 (37:04):
Stretchy yogurt has a very viscous elasticity and a gummy texture.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Sure it's just yogurt, but Asian flavored yogurts.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
So what you do is you choose one yogurt and
you top it with five different fruits, one web topping
and one dry ppping.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
So it's not necessarily thick and sticky, it's just stretchy.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
What is stretchy yogurt?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah, so this is a TikTok train, of course, and
those are usually here today, gone today, right, but this
one might stick around a little bit. And it's coming
from China of course. Basically it's it's a little like
customized frozen yogurt, those trends in two thousands. But this
is just elasticity and gummy texture that we're looking for.

(37:51):
Here's the kind of scary thing is they don't tell
you why it's has that texture or you know those.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Growl I hear's stretchy yogurt, and I imagine like a
film on top of a pudding. And that's what's that's
what's making this stretchy. Yeah, again, I'm not a yogurt
guy or girl to begin with.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah you're not. Yeah, you're not. You've never been a fan.
There's apparently it's they're guarded into what the texture is.
But anyway, the flavors and here's why if it ever
comes across here to America, it's not going to be
like this over there, it's five vegetable, five grain, mango
and coconut. Maybe mango would catch on here, but vegetable yogurt, Trevor,

(38:36):
that's worse than this stretchy part. I've never had, Like a,
I have this broccoli yogurt. That doesn't sound very appealing
to me.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
At the same time, I could dip broccoli in a
yogurt for death. He's very different than you. Okay, I
could see that. Yeah, I suppose they're all dairy products.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Again, I'm not seeking this out.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Yeah, you know, yeah, maybe it would be okay, stretchy
yogurt so kind of like uh like fruit roll.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Up here.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
There's granola bar with the kind of yogurt topping, but
I think that's just a sugary mix they call yogurt
granola bars.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Those are okay, okay, stretchy yogurt. Well, you're you're hearing
it here first, pals. I figured out when it shows
up at a theater near you here, you'll be like
Trevor ARJ talked about that stretch yogurt's coming.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Like you said, by the time you're off the air
this afternoon at seven o'clock, it will be gone gone.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
That's right today.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Interesting, it's trending. It's as National road Killed Day today.
And don't worry if you haven't made your plans.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
What's wrong, Linda? It's National roadkill Day and I haven't
hit anything in weeks? What will I feed the kids?

Speaker 8 (39:53):
You should try uber Streets, the only service that delivers
fresh roadkill right to your front door.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Really, How does it work?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Simple?

Speaker 8 (40:02):
Download the app, then pick from a menu of raccoon, squirrel,
possum or rabbit.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Great, but I could do without the extra gravel. No
problem with uber Streets.

Speaker 8 (40:14):
You can also pick the type of road your roadkill
comes from dirt, paved, asphalt or West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
How Jan, I owe you big time?

Speaker 8 (40:23):
Hey, just save me a bite of armadillo.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Uber Streets eating good thanks to someone's hood cale. Then
the moment has finally arrived.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Who's there a true radio superstar.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
That I just found out? I'm not smotted than a
fifth grader? Can we all just get along? We may
not always get along. There are more peaceful methods. Triffor
d in the Morning Show on XCEL ninety three