August 28, 2025 • 34 mins
QUESTION DU JOUR: Sum Up your 20s In One Sentence
TRENDING: Want to Break a World Record? Guinness Says These 70 Haven't Been Attempted
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: The word "emoji" came from the Japanese characters that translate as "e"
(picture) and "moji" (character). Technically, there's no "s" in the plural form of the word . . . but the "s" is widely accepted now, to follow English rules
FRIDAY MORNING AWARD: A Wisconsin Dad Faked His Death and Abandoned His Family to Go
Be with His Mistress from Uzbekistan
8 O'CLOCK TALK: The Top Three Scariest Natural Disasters . . . Don't Include Hurricanes
MULTIPLE GUESS TRIVIA MADNESS: National Red Wine Day
ONE MORE THING: What's the Most Useless Job That People Are Paid For?
Originally Aired: Thursday, August 28th, 2025
TRENDING: Want to Break a World Record? Guinness Says These 70 Haven't Been Attempted
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: The word "emoji" came from the Japanese characters that translate as "e"
(picture) and "moji" (character). Technically, there's no "s" in the plural form of the word . . . but the "s" is widely accepted now, to follow English rules
FRIDAY MORNING AWARD: A Wisconsin Dad Faked His Death and Abandoned His Family to Go
Be with His Mistress from Uzbekistan
8 O'CLOCK TALK: The Top Three Scariest Natural Disasters . . . Don't Include Hurricanes
MULTIPLE GUESS TRIVIA MADNESS: National Red Wine Day
ONE MORE THING: What's the Most Useless Job That People Are Paid For?
Originally Aired: Thursday, August 28th, 2025
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Trevor d Mini Morning Show podcast Jenny No
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
What's this boy?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Do I have some news for you?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What are you wearing? You're in a bow tie? Is
that a bow tie? I like bow tie? Why are
you wearing a bow tie? Because it's National bot Tie.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
He's got a good.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Enough freezing for you. Hello, you folks ready for a show.
So we're just supposed to hang around here. If you
paid for the day, you stay until.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
I say you can go.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
It's show time.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Seven on two Excel money three Lee Brice concert tickets
more winning. We're gonna start supposed to im fifteen shouldnce
They started and started the winning already.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
A Happy National Red Wine Day.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Good day for a glass of your favorite red I
bet my mom.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Won't even till the weekend to have a glass of
red wine.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Later today, Rainbow Bridge, remember its day data, Remember all
those paths we've loved to have crossed over the Rainbow Bridge,
all the memories. National Thoughtful Day. Because sometimes a congesture
can make all the difference, it really can. The National
bow Tie Day today a good data to tie one on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Tie on a bow time.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Sunshine eighty four, eighty eight degrees, yesterday's high, the clouds
sixty tonight Friday. Now tomorrow we begin our one last
summertime Labor Day long weekend throwbacks down right here on
XCEL ninety three. I know today's throwback Thursday. Well what's
the difference, Strevor. I'm glad you asked. Do you have
conversations with yourself out loud all the time too? It's
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summertime theme throwbacks, not just signs about summer, but signs
that were hits in summer months the past couple few decades.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So get those.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Requests to me, to us, and remember us when you're
enjoying your summertime weekend, whether you're here in geg app
your surrounding favorite small towns out at lake the enjoy
us on the pondtoon in crystal clear stereo, off that
iHeartRadio APP. I know you've managed your number one preset already,
do it if you haven't yet, because we've got some
great concert tickets and I've saved the best seats for
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those of us for those of you not me, those
of you who have made us the number one preset
on your heart radio app Probably a Sunday eighty six, Friday, Saturday,
mostly Sunday eighty six, Sunday mostly Sunday eighty four eighty
two degrees on Labor Days south and then it's fall.
But let's not rush through it. Enjoy each and every
minute of it. It is one last summertime. I see
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him at the weather look nice for the summertime. Throwback,
long weekend. Let's get into our Here's what you missed highlight.
I know it's seven in the morning, but maybe grab
some chocolate for a little experiment.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You TV, the entertainment world and whatever. Here's what you
missed on EXCEL ninety three.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So researcher at the University of rest Oled created a
song that supposedly makes chocolate taste even better when listening
to it. It's called Sweetest Melody. Well, here a clip
of the song here coming up. But here's the creator
of this song, doctor Natalie Hyer Center.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
So, I've partnered with Galaxy Chocolate to bring you a
soundtrack that designed to help people enjoy chocolate in a
more heightened sensory experience. We looked at particular sonic qualities
and they were pitch, tempo, and harmony. The more regulated
music is, the sweeter it can taste. So the track
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is a beautiful piano led melodic track that is in
a high pitch with a bpm of seventy eight. And
the harp is obviously a very beautiful sound in high
pitch and high key.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
All right, sure it is Sweetest Melody, the song that's
supposed to make chocolate taste better. Got some chocolate nearby?
You're doing this for signs right now to a little taste?
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Are you got three kit cats and a twist bar deep?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That's how delicious and better than chocolate taste and sweet
as melody, sweetest melody, chocolate tasting even better if you
listen to that song, I mean, if you want to
believe it, you're going to believe it. Hey, that was
for science. It was on Calorie Free, that chocolate experiment.
The full video is up if you want to try this.
Maybe you're driving and you didn't have access to chocolate.
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I got the video up and the explanation behind us
at xcelmty three dot com at the tripper d Page
Question of the day Today, we'll do two young adventure
winning a couple of signs. Here, I want you to
sum up your twenties in one sentence.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That's my homework as Salmon Today.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Throw Back Thursday, Quick easy tests. Sum up your twenties
in one sentence, Terry says, my twenties are basically just
me trying to figure out if I was both thriving
in love or having a quarter life crisis, usually all
at once. Well done, Katerry, well done.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Sum up your twenties in one sentence.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Rachelle says, Oh, my twenties were like a roller coaster
built by clowns, thrilling, unpredictable, and by the end surprised
you're not covered in pie. Think about memories from your
different decades of life. They are so dramatically different, aren't they.
I've said once or twice, you have so many memories,
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especially the first half of your twenties, like the college years.
In the first few years after college, I feel you
you get to twenty five, you lose the car insurance discounts,
and then suddenly when you're twenty six, the three hundred
and sixty five days of a calendar year, or about
three hundred and fifty days long.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
And the trend continues from there.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And get to your thirties, forties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties,
didn't summer feel like it was? Like there's five days
in June, maybe four in July and three in August,
and here we are on I guess twenty eight together.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Right now. You're a kid, your summer vacation.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I have two months of summer vacation K through twelve
up in Winnipeg. You think i'd be smarter for going
to school all day? No, not at all, not on link,
but so many memories from the two months of summer
vacation every summer as sound nutty treat hey?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Hey, who's this?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Eric?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Eric? Question? Is your today? Can you sum up your
twenties in one sentence? Uneventful? Fun but uneventful? How about
fun but unproductive? That works? There, don't. I don't know
about you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm just trying to put me in your shoes here
right now, because I also lived through the twenties somehow,
some way. I don't think we're supposed to be crazy
productive in our twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, I mean I was pretty busy at work, but
I've filled I think you're unproductor.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So many memories though, right? Yeah, Eric, what's up for
the long weekend?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Not too much? Why I'm doing bonfire for back to
school with the kids. Nice, there's memories.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Well, let me get your Robis Guy's gift card, Hard
and your choice of either River Cinema passes or tickets.
The race is an upcoming Friday at River City Speedway.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I will go to the theater via t it up.
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Jaws is out again for the fiftieth anniversary this weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, I don't think I know that one Jaws the
Shark movie. Oh yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I haven't seen that from start to finish. Ever, it's
about all for fifty years. I'd like to say I've
been very busy doing productive things, but we all know
from the earlier discussion, I have not been. Hey, Eric,
it's thrown back Thursday, d a throwback today.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Let's play Hi, we honor hold run from her.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I bet I can find some Rihanna. What station for
now is proud to be a Ramas and River Cinema connection.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Let's take your jobs, Lee Brice to shows aread in
for you will be there.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I guess less than a month now set for twenty
seventh Chads tickets some other chooshon adventu, winning on away next.
Got to answer my question of today, and it's the
simple as summing up your twenties and one sentence. Cashia
just says, in all caps, bring me back. I don't
know if you're summon or up, but back to the twenties.
Maybe it'll do a different day if you could relive
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a certain year of your life. But today's question simply
is sum up your twenties and one second?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Or maybe it's not as simple.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh, let's see here, Ira says, imagining starting a puzzle
of enthusiasm and realizing halfway you've got the wrong pieces,
only to finish with something completely unplanned but not be satisfying.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's my twenties. Wow, what a find to that? One?
Good job? Some up your twenties in one sense, aksl
nty three, Good morning, Good morning, Trevor, Well, good morning.
Is this the one they call it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It is, sir.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Can you sum up your twenties and one sentence? H
to the iszo, H to the iszo. Yep, that's your
twenties and one sentence, yep j.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Z perfect perfect fong and perfect mentality my twenties.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Throwback Thursday.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And I need to also just kind of promote the
fact that it's not just throwbacks tomorrow through Monday at
Summertime edition, just because you love one last summertime throwback
long weekend on Xcel ninety three summer hits in the
last couple few decades.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So I'll throw some shrimps on the barbie.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Be thinking and hopefully you can.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You can begin tomorrow morning with an amazing request that's
going to plow minds.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Well, do some jay Z for you coming up, my
friend awesome, appreciate it. Good Throwback Thursday to you and
yours you as welcair and.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Money coming up next to trending want to bring the
world record Dennis name is seventy seven zero have not
been attempted.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm telling you there's a chance we'll get into it
next Exel Nutty three.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hi color am I Well?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Hey, Hey, it's.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
My bestie, my nine.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You're niner Niner. Yes, what's your name? This is hide Heidi.
We could be besties today. I like it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Some up your twenties and one sentence for me in
one sentence, some up your twenties and one sentence.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Okay, I will best time of my life because I
became a mother.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well that's lovely.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Being a mom is the highlight of so much stuff
that goes down in your twenties.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Absolutely, I didn't party like everyone else. I got be
a mom and that was that was awesome. You mummed
it up, I think is the term the kids use
or I use.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Good for you, Heidi, You've got a good head on
your shoulders because you listen to this radio station. Now
I kiss your butt a little bits.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You are the only radio stage best ever. The bribery
doesn't hurt it, does it? Heidi?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Do you want to go to leave Brice on the
twenty seventh of September? Maybe you like a gift certificate
the little Bangkok with the river Cinema passes. I've got
a ninety three dollars gift card to Palm Beach Tan
or I can get you to the races and upcoming
Friday at River City Speedway.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Let's do the bombie cam give It's a beautiful daughter
that made me a momit twenty well, look.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
At you still be an awesome mom. We'll take care
of you. Palm Age ten and up and what stations? Oh,
maybe you need a throwback on Throwback Thursday, Heidi, you.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Know no, you know what.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I love everything you play.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's a good answer too, even if it's cop on answer.
I like that because I feel like I'm doing a job.
I'm serving a purpose here today, Heidi, What station's proud
of your pump beach ten connection.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Excel ninety three am trending test egg trending on Xcel
ninety three.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Well, everyone to break a world record, Guinnis just made
it a little easier to find one that you specifically
might be able to beats.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Guinness World Records just turning.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Seventy The first Gunnis Book of World Records came out
August twenty seventh, nineteen fifty five, and to celebrate, they
shared a list of seventy records Nobody's attempted to answer?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
The bars still low? I like when the bar's low.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
They added a sanction to the site, told Records Selector
that's supposed to tell you which ones you'd have the
best chance at answer five personality questions, and it fits
out a few records you might want to attempt and
how tailored are we talking? You wonder, because I'm pretty
sure I could crush most amount of times sitting in
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the couch eating chips watching Diehard thirty seven anyone got
thirty seven beets? Went through a full list here seventy records.
These are some of the best currently up for grabs.
If you want to try to break a Guinness World record.
Most time fives in thirty seconds. Don't need a lot
of training for that. Most kisses in thirty seconds by
two people. Fastest time to make a burrito. I don't
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think I do good at that one. I can make
a burrito, but I don't think i'd win that. Longest
marathon playing air guitar. That just seems like that takes
too much time. Most Anchobi's eaten in one minute. I'm
guessing the answer. If you get to one, you're breaking
a world record. Fastest ten meters spread while holding a
balloon between your knees. It sounds like a party game.
Furtherst distance between by leap brogging jumps in one hour,
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further distance by leapfrog jumps in one hour. Fastest time
to arrange a set of scrabvel piles in alphabetical order.
I don't think I'm smart enough for that. Fastest time
I have to make a pasta necklace. Now only kids
can apply for that one. Fastest time to push an
orange ten one hundred meters with your nose. These are
Guinness World Record seventy that have not been attempted. Some
of the Highlight's. Greatest height to drop an egg without
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breaking it. I don't think I could do like three
inches without cracking it. Longest duration of balance a spoon
on your nose, the longest paper clip chein in one minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
A couple more here.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Longest video game marathon playing roadblocks. Your twelve year old
could have said the record last weekend furthest distance bottle flap, also,
fastest time to flip ten water bottles, and greatest height
to flip a bottle.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Another party game right there.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Most movie theaters visit it in a month, coffeehouses visited
in a month. Most cans crushed with your foot in
one minute might be fun to try. Most fortune cookies
eaten in a minute. I guess you have to take
the fortune out. Maybe you know it's maybe you know
it's most headbands worn and once I could try that one.
Although my head's pretty big. I don't think it. You
need a thin hand to be able to keep wrapping.
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World record's gonna say seventy have not been attempted. More
of these are on backsel ninety three dot com trivity page.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Who knows we could see in the books. That's trending.
Bet you didn't know random facts coming at you now,
that's excel letty three and it's a fact that front
was fy.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
The Blue Moose Barn Grilled take five dollars off your
favorite burger every Monday, starting getting five. That's Mondays Thursdays.
The Blue Moose Barn Grill enjoys savory steak dinners starting
at five o'clock every day of the week. There's something
special for you from a forty rotating tap Blue Mosi.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
SI.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Let's get in the betch to know thanks for the
day today.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Bet you didn't know.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
The underscore was originally added to the typewriter keyboard so
people could underline words. That's right, kids, it was on
a typewriter before it was on your phone. The underscore,
betch you didn't know. The five most names in movie
scripts Jack Jackson, old Boy, John Frank, Sam and Paul.
(17:09):
Those are the five most common names in the movie scripts. Jack, John,
Frank Sam, and Paul.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Betch didn't know.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Leonardo da Vinci struggled through his twenties and thirties and
didn't get his big break and become famous till he
did The Last Supper when he was forty three.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So keep trying. Doesn't matter what your age.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
You never know what it's gonna happen to you if not.
The rest of us played Powerball too, just as a
backup plan. By the way, no winners last night. I
believe nine point fifty is the guest amitted jackpot for
Tomorrow night Striwing. Saturday Saturday Night Shriwing. Sorry, still two
days to get some tickets.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Betch didn't know.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Nike's just doing slogan's based on a murderer's last word.
Jury Gilmore killed two people in Utah, got the death
penalty in nineteen seventy six, and for his last words,
he said, let's do it, and Nike he missed.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Was inspired by the quotes.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And a little evil behind this hashtag surprised Emoji. Maybe
then you didn't know the word emoji came from the
Japanese characters that translate to e picture and moji character.
Technically there's no s in the plural form of the word,
(18:27):
but with s it's just why they accepted. Now to
follow English rules, the word emoji came from the Japanese
e for picture and moji character.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Now you know too, Let me.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Put it this way, your Thursday Morning Moron award. Yes,
moron my Nexcel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, you know you've done something special when it could
win you.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Husband and father of the year forty five year old
man from Wisconsin was in court this week after he
faked his own death, abandoned his wife and three kids,
and fled the entree to go be with his mistress
in eastern Europe. If you haven't heard about this, it
happened one year ago this month. Ryan Borgwartz made it
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look like he drowned when kayaking last August, but they
never found a body. He stages kayak in a lake,
paddled an inflatable raft ashore, rode seventy miles on a
knee bike, took a bus to Detroit, then Toronto.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Was crossing the international borders.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Here here the hop three flights from Paris, Asia and
back to Europe. They turned out he'd been talking to
a woman from Uzbekistan he met online a few months earlier.
Cops eventually found out he'd got a new passport to
a taken out of a three hundred and seventy thousand
dollars life insurance policy, and reversed his vasactomy so he
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could start a new family.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Well.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
They finally tracked him down in Georgia, the country, not
the state, and then got him back to the United
States and charged him with obstruction. Wisconsin doesn't have a
specific charge for faking your own death. He was facing
him to nine months in jail and agreed to a
plea deal that mowered it to just forty five days,
but the judge rejected the deal and doubled it, or
almost doubled it. They send him to eighty nine days
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because that's how long he made his family think he
was dead. He also had to pay thirty thousand dollars
to cover the cost of the search and rescue. He
said it the sentencing quote, I deeply regret the actions
that I did that night and all the pain I
caused my family and friends. So he's back for a
family living happily ever after. No, he is not our hell,
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though his wife from twenty two years. Bob for divorced
two days after he got back to Wisconsin last year.
It's not clear if his mistress is still in the picture,
but that sounds like one heck of a Jerry Springer episode.
A dad faked his death and abandoned his family so
he could go be with his mistress from Uzbekistan, forty
five year old from Wisconsin. We'll end up with the
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Thursday Morning Moron Award. That's our fourth trip Wisconsin. Ryan
borgwarch his name. Yeah, that's been on the national news too.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Kk XL XCEL ninety three Grand Forks in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Hey watch this boy, Do I have some news for you?
What are you wearing? You're in a bow tie? Is
that a boat tie?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I like both ties?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Why are you wearing a boat tie? Because it's national
goal tie.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
He's got a good enough reason for you.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Your folks ready for a show. So we're just supposed
to hang around here. If you pay for the day,
you stay until I say you can go.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
It's short time.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
In at one Excel many three MP National Boat Time
Day today eighty eighty three yesterday with Bryce tickets going
out today this morning, all day long, eight thirty five,
next chance to win some tickets. Can play a little
game too. Besides Anne, during the question of the day,
I'll look at some more answers rolling in National.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Red Wine Day.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yes, my mom is so giddy and excited. I don't
think she slept last night. But we'll play red Wine
Trivia game Trivia Maddness eight thirty five, multiple guest type
game to sub choosion on adventure winning including the lee
price tickets.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
But let's look at this forecast eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yesterday's high sunshine eighty four today part of the body's
sixty Tonight Friday probably sunny eighty six, Saturday mostly sunny
eighty six, and for Sunday mostly Sunday skis eighty four.
Looking at Labor Day itself, just a slight chance of
showers afternoon, maybe a thunderstorm, probably Sunday eighty eighty two
degrees on Labor Day itself.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
So the long weekend, I've.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Got the weather set up nicely for our summertime theme throwbacks.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's right, it's say one last.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Summertime throwback Long Weekend or next selvententy three. Enjoy summertime
theme throwbacks, and you guys can help program the Throwbacks too,
Fire me at Facebook, gram message dm me.
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That way talk bag button on the iHeartRadio app works
as well.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Some of your twenties and one sentence question of the
Day today, Carrie says, my twenties is like trying to
cook a gourmet meal with just a microwave and a spoon. Improvised, chaotic,
but somehow ended up serving a feast. I rock the twenties.
What a fun decade. Keep the answers coming in, guys.
Some up your twenties in one sentence Mortius Young Adventure
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winning including Lee Bryce Tickets eight thirty five.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And we're going to play.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
National Red Wine Day Trivia Madness multiple guests, Madness on
the Way eight thirty five this morning. Well, if you
watch the Weather Channel religiously, like I'm sure most people do,
you're well aware. This Friday is the twentieth anniversary of
when Hurricane Katrina slammed into Louisiana. It had weakened from
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a Category five to a three just before landfall and
was not a direct hit on New Orleans, but the
storm surge overwhelmed the levee system and eighty percent of
the city flooded. Yes, it's been two decades now, so
a new pole. Newpole asked what is the scariest natural disaster?
Hurricanes didn't even make the top three. We go through
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them all here. Number nine was a mod slide ate
a blizzard because most people don't experience blizzards like we
are blessed with here in the Upper Midwest just four percent.
Heat waiver drought six percent. We don't have long enough
heat waves out here up here. You Indian Involvement expoll,
By the way, great to see fifteen thousand. I felt
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like I saw all the fifteen thousand students on campus
yesterday at the U Indian Involvement expel. But so many
people talking about, oh, it's so hot, you guys, there's
going to be a winter storm watch next week. Solong
gone to www Dutch dot com.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Flash flood twenty six percent.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
These are the scariest natural disasters according to America. Wildfire
thirty percent, a lot of those in the news this year.
Hurricane fourth place at thirty three percent. But here's your
top three. An earthquake at thirty five percent. I'm surprised
tsunami is so high forty three percent. See, I wouldn't
think anywhere in the middle of the country would think
we're two thousand miles from a tsunami from an ocean.
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I don't know if the English coolier or red River
has that power. Tornado the number one answer. I get
that because those come out of nowhere, at least with
a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I shouldn't say at least.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I'm not making a light of hurricanes, but you know
they're coming for days in advance. Tornadoes come out of nowhere.
Most of the time. It seems it's the middle of
the night. I did read ninety percent of tornadoes happened
between noon and midnight.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Bonus weather fact not a number ten in the list.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
It might have been a volcano and asteroid impact the
dreaded group text avalanche. Maybe financially. Some people more terrified
of things that are more likely to happen in their area,
but others feel more prepared for those things and are
more likely to fear unexpected things. And a lot of
people are thinking about weather chaos more than they used to.
Fifty one percent say they've noticed to the severe weather
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is becoming.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
More common a lot of storms this year.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Thirty seven percent believe severe weather is increasing his strength.
Eighty percent more aware of natural disasters and severe weather
than they were a decade ago, but sixty one percent
think it's harder to be prepared for natural disasters today
than ever before. I don't being aware of it is something,
but a lot of times, what can one do?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I get?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
There's the there's the greenhouse effects stuff that we have
a little bit of control over. Top three scariest natural disasters,
though the Bronze Metal goes to an earthquake tsunami number
two in the tornado New Marrow. Who know, I really
don't want to jump over the long weekend. We need
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to enjoy this last long weekend of summer because we
are going to.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Be all the way in head first Potatobo Week next week.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I know she's early this week this year Patatable and
Homecoming both in September, but there's still times.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Sound up your.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Business or organization for the Campshrine Potatobole Parade. It is
next Saturday, the Sex Get registered now Potato bo dot
orgslash registration. Get it done now, because to put it
off and then suddeny it's going to be Tuesday, and.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Get signed up.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
It is the biggest parade in the area by far,
by the way join us French Frive Feed competing in
the French Fighting Contest next Thursday University Park one. Are
you going need jersey, autograph, football and tickets to the game.
It's always fun. By the way, at our table, we
are going to have the best gravy in the world,
the Hub Gravy again for your French fries this year.
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So looking forward to Potatobo week. But let's not Rushia.
Let's not rush you get sign up for the parade.
First things first, One more thing before we go. Ninety
three minutes commercial free coming up.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
What's the most useless job people are paid for? I'm
not going to have you shoutow answers. Just see if
you agree to sacree with what the internet's saying. Thanks son,
Utty three? Hi, do you have a winner? Can I
hit you with a quick hey?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Who is this? This is Robin Robin. Can you sell
up your twenties in a sentence? Yeah? Super crazy?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I only need two words.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
That's super crazy that it was ten years of twelve
of your twenties. You remember, Lee, We had so many
memories in our twenties.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Didn't we? Oh Man, so many memories.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Get your thirties and I think every year's got about
thirty days in it.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Robin, you survived, I survived, great?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
We did.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Maybe red wine helped? Oh? All kinds of wine help?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Happy National Red Wine Day. I have got some. It's
multiple guests, Mania, Do we want to play for Lee
Brice concert tickets? That's September twenty seventh at Hills Arena.
I can get you to a movie at River Cinema
with a gift card to a little bangkonk.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
The races River City Speedway. What would be like here?
Northern Interaction Park? Oh? Must think I'll take the Northern
Action Park. Okay, Well, well you've you got to earn
your way in here.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Okay, multiple guests, Mania, let's go here is my first
question today? All right, let's start with this. Which country
is the largest producer of wine globally? Is it a France?
Be Italy, see the United States? Or d Greenland.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh, let's try f We're going to Italy.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
We're going Italy and.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You are correcked. All right?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Next question? What gives red wine it's distinctive color? Is
it a aging in oak barrels? B added color agents?
See fermentation with grape skins ord adding pigs blood.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh girl, I see you.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Thank goodness, it is not d fermentation with grape skins,
is right?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
You?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Red wine?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Drink and fool you woo again. All right, here's a
tough one for you. When is National Red Wine Day
celebrated in the United States?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Is it today? Can I give you the guesses? At least?
Humor me?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Here?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Give me the guesses?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Hey, August twenty eighth, B September fifteenth, sea October tenth
or d every single damn down the calendar according to
my mom.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Oh, let's go with D.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
A and D are both acceptable. You're winner, Robin. What
slides of this gift card? Your Northern Air Action Park?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
What station's proud to celebrate red wine?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
A National Red Wine Day?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
XL ninety three.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
It's not for one more thing on XCEL ninety.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Three, one more time, fun more low weekend coming up,
Labor Day, honoring the contrue the contributions of laborers in
the United States.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
But before that, let's take some shots in some of
our least essential workers, shall we.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
This is fun. It's not you and me with the answers,
so we're not gonna get in trouble here.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Someone asked the Internet. What's the most useless job people
are paid for? Some of the most popular responses reaction videos.
I think I can do that. I could fake excitement
for a paycheck, as long as I don't have to
make the dumb videos that people post on the TikTok.
There's even reaction videos of reaction videos. Now, not all
these people are paid for the content, but if you
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have a big enough following on social media, your account's
probably monetized to some degree. Influencing this is any content
online that people are paid to promote.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Their to their followers.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Actual ads, hidden ads, demonstrations and reviews. I can tell
you about some amazing area restaurants, and that's about as
far as I can go. I can't influence some stupid
new jump out of the car while the car's going forty.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Miles an hour TikTok trend wells. I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Marketing on the list most useless jobs people are paid for.
A lot of people think they're running their own business,
but for many MLMs it ends up standing for most
lose money. Not to mention friends who get tired of
being pitched products. This is an easy one. I think
we can all agree. Politicians especially the old ones. Similarly, televangelists,
telemarketers on the list. Most people don't like being solicited
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and harassed life coaches Usually they.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Are the ones they needed the most.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Security guards making the list. With technology today, a lot
of security guards are employed just that deterre shady activity,
and in many cases there's nothing they can even do
if there was an issue. Bathroom attendance and motivational speakers signs.
I like sign spinners. We need more sign spinners. People
are angry enough driving in traffic. We need more sign spinners.
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Pay them better. One person joked, I'm just here to
make sure my job isn't on the list.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'm shock radios not on the list. Feeling good about
this today, it's a popular that don't totally fit Like CEOs,
many of them are grossly overpaid, but they're not useless.
Walmart creators, door people. We need these people in our lives.
We need people connections because we don't get near enough.
I think we need more sign spinders, is my take
from this. Most useless job people are paid for in
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crossing off sign spinners because they don't care for it.
That down, Let's get you to Vegas. I know you
care for a free trip to Vegas. Three weekends from
this weekend. You could be there for the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
One thousand dollars in spending money. We'll drop the keyword
on you to two hundred and two hundred coming up next. Oh,
the world shocked and eg shined for Taylor Swift and
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Travis kelce to finally get married, and everybody wants a
piece of the financial pie.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Well that As a proctologist, I've seen just about everything.
But there's one thing I never thought i'd see, Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey getting engaged. And we're celebrating at
the offices of doctor Phil McCracken Proctology.
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Yes, for a limited time only.
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You can get a free hour long consultation and fifty
percent off your next kolonoscopy, plus free barking. What DoD
Travis and Taylor have to do with proctology. Well, you see,
my proctology practice is struggling, So I intend to post
this promotion on various social media sites using the hashtag
Taylor and Travis engaged to most engagement. By that way,
more eyeballs we'll see.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Now I understand how marketing works. But what does Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelsey getting engaged have to do with practology?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Well they I'll throw in a tob of hemorrhoid cream
till so, the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey Engagement Special
going on now with the offices of doctor Phil mccrack
in proctology. See you Zoon.
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I think we're going to have a real humding.
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And hilarious, witty and inspired, very great show.
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The trever d in the Morning Show six to ten
weekday mornings, Excel ninety three
It's the Trevor d Mini Morning Show podcast Jenny No
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Morning.
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What's this boy?
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Do I have some news for you?
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What are you wearing? You're in a bow tie? Is
that a bow tie? I like bow tie? Why are
you wearing a bow tie? Because it's National bot Tie.
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He's got a good.
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Enough freezing for you. Hello, you folks ready for a show.
So we're just supposed to hang around here. If you
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I say you can go.
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It's show time.
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Seven on two Excel money three Lee Brice concert tickets
more winning. We're gonna start supposed to im fifteen shouldnce
They started and started the winning already.
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A Happy National Red Wine Day.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Good day for a glass of your favorite red I
bet my mom.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Won't even till the weekend to have a glass of
red wine.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Later today, Rainbow Bridge, remember its day data, Remember all
those paths we've loved to have crossed over the Rainbow Bridge,
all the memories. National Thoughtful Day. Because sometimes a congesture
can make all the difference, it really can. The National
bow Tie Day today a good data to tie one on.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Tie on a bow time.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Sunshine eighty four, eighty eight degrees, yesterday's high, the clouds
sixty tonight Friday. Now tomorrow we begin our one last
summertime Labor Day long weekend throwbacks down right here on
XCEL ninety three. I know today's throwback Thursday. Well what's
the difference, Strevor. I'm glad you asked. Do you have
conversations with yourself out loud all the time too? It's
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summertime theme throwbacks, not just signs about summer, but signs
that were hits in summer months the past couple few decades.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So get those.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Requests to me, to us, and remember us when you're
enjoying your summertime weekend, whether you're here in geg app
your surrounding favorite small towns out at lake the enjoy
us on the pondtoon in crystal clear stereo, off that
iHeartRadio APP. I know you've managed your number one preset already,
do it if you haven't yet, because we've got some
great concert tickets and I've saved the best seats for
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those of us for those of you not me, those
of you who have made us the number one preset
on your heart radio app Probably a Sunday eighty six, Friday, Saturday,
mostly Sunday eighty six, Sunday mostly Sunday eighty four eighty
two degrees on Labor Days south and then it's fall.
But let's not rush through it. Enjoy each and every
minute of it. It is one last summertime. I see
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him at the weather look nice for the summertime. Throwback,
long weekend. Let's get into our Here's what you missed highlight.
I know it's seven in the morning, but maybe grab
some chocolate for a little experiment.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You TV, the entertainment world and whatever. Here's what you
missed on EXCEL ninety three.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So researcher at the University of rest Oled created a
song that supposedly makes chocolate taste even better when listening
to it. It's called Sweetest Melody. Well, here a clip
of the song here coming up. But here's the creator
of this song, doctor Natalie Hyer Center.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
So, I've partnered with Galaxy Chocolate to bring you a
soundtrack that designed to help people enjoy chocolate in a
more heightened sensory experience. We looked at particular sonic qualities
and they were pitch, tempo, and harmony. The more regulated
music is, the sweeter it can taste. So the track
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is a beautiful piano led melodic track that is in
a high pitch with a bpm of seventy eight. And
the harp is obviously a very beautiful sound in high
pitch and high key.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
All right, sure it is Sweetest Melody, the song that's
supposed to make chocolate taste better. Got some chocolate nearby?
You're doing this for signs right now to a little taste?
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Are you got three kit cats and a twist bar deep?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That's how delicious and better than chocolate taste and sweet
as melody, sweetest melody, chocolate tasting even better if you
listen to that song, I mean, if you want to
believe it, you're going to believe it. Hey, that was
for science. It was on Calorie Free, that chocolate experiment.
The full video is up if you want to try this.
Maybe you're driving and you didn't have access to chocolate.
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I got the video up and the explanation behind us
at xcelmty three dot com at the tripper d Page
Question of the day Today, we'll do two young adventure
winning a couple of signs. Here, I want you to
sum up your twenties in one sentence.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
That's my homework as Salmon Today.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Throw Back Thursday, Quick easy tests. Sum up your twenties
in one sentence, Terry says, my twenties are basically just
me trying to figure out if I was both thriving
in love or having a quarter life crisis, usually all
at once. Well done, Katerry, well done.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Sum up your twenties in one sentence.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Rachelle says, Oh, my twenties were like a roller coaster
built by clowns, thrilling, unpredictable, and by the end surprised
you're not covered in pie. Think about memories from your
different decades of life. They are so dramatically different, aren't they.
I've said once or twice, you have so many memories,
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especially the first half of your twenties, like the college years.
In the first few years after college, I feel you
you get to twenty five, you lose the car insurance discounts,
and then suddenly when you're twenty six, the three hundred
and sixty five days of a calendar year, or about
three hundred and fifty days long.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
And the trend continues from there.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And get to your thirties, forties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties,
didn't summer feel like it was? Like there's five days
in June, maybe four in July and three in August,
and here we are on I guess twenty eight together.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Right now. You're a kid, your summer vacation.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I have two months of summer vacation K through twelve
up in Winnipeg. You think i'd be smarter for going
to school all day? No, not at all, not on link,
but so many memories from the two months of summer
vacation every summer as sound nutty treat hey?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Hey, who's this?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Eric?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Eric? Question? Is your today? Can you sum up your
twenties in one sentence? Uneventful? Fun but uneventful? How about
fun but unproductive? That works? There, don't. I don't know
about you.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm just trying to put me in your shoes here
right now, because I also lived through the twenties somehow,
some way. I don't think we're supposed to be crazy
productive in our twenties.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
No, I mean I was pretty busy at work, but
I've filled I think you're unproductor.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So many memories though, right? Yeah, Eric, what's up for
the long weekend?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Not too much? Why I'm doing bonfire for back to
school with the kids. Nice, there's memories.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Well, let me get your Robis Guy's gift card, Hard
and your choice of either River Cinema passes or tickets.
The race is an upcoming Friday at River City Speedway.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I will go to the theater via t it up.
I'm excited.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Jaws is out again for the fiftieth anniversary this weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, I don't think I know that one Jaws the
Shark movie. Oh yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I haven't seen that from start to finish. Ever, it's
about all for fifty years. I'd like to say I've
been very busy doing productive things, but we all know
from the earlier discussion, I have not been. Hey, Eric,
it's thrown back Thursday, d a throwback today.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Let's play Hi, we honor hold run from her.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I bet I can find some Rihanna. What station for
now is proud to be a Ramas and River Cinema connection.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Let's take your jobs, Lee Brice to shows aread in
for you will be there.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I guess less than a month now set for twenty
seventh Chads tickets some other chooshon adventu, winning on away next.
Got to answer my question of today, and it's the
simple as summing up your twenties and one sentence. Cashia
just says, in all caps, bring me back. I don't
know if you're summon or up, but back to the twenties.
Maybe it'll do a different day if you could relive
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a certain year of your life. But today's question simply
is sum up your twenties and one second?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Or maybe it's not as simple.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh, let's see here, Ira says, imagining starting a puzzle
of enthusiasm and realizing halfway you've got the wrong pieces,
only to finish with something completely unplanned but not be satisfying.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
That's my twenties. Wow, what a find to that? One?
Good job? Some up your twenties in one sense, aksl
nty three, Good morning, Good morning, Trevor, Well, good morning.
Is this the one they call it? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It is, sir.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Can you sum up your twenties and one sentence? H
to the iszo, H to the iszo. Yep, that's your
twenties and one sentence, yep j.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Z perfect perfect fong and perfect mentality my twenties.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Throwback Thursday.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And I need to also just kind of promote the
fact that it's not just throwbacks tomorrow through Monday at
Summertime edition, just because you love one last summertime throwback
long weekend on Xcel ninety three summer hits in the
last couple few decades.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
So I'll throw some shrimps on the barbie.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Be thinking and hopefully you can.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
You can begin tomorrow morning with an amazing request that's
going to plow minds.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Well, do some jay Z for you coming up, my
friend awesome, appreciate it. Good Throwback Thursday to you and
yours you as welcair and.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Money coming up next to trending want to bring the
world record Dennis name is seventy seven zero have not
been attempted.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I'm telling you there's a chance we'll get into it
next Exel Nutty three.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Hi color am I Well?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Hey, Hey, it's.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
My bestie, my nine.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You're niner Niner. Yes, what's your name? This is hide Heidi.
We could be besties today. I like it.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Some up your twenties and one sentence for me in
one sentence, some up your twenties and one sentence.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Okay, I will best time of my life because I
became a mother.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Well that's lovely.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Being a mom is the highlight of so much stuff
that goes down in your twenties.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Absolutely, I didn't party like everyone else. I got be
a mom and that was that was awesome. You mummed
it up, I think is the term the kids use
or I use.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Good for you, Heidi, You've got a good head on
your shoulders because you listen to this radio station. Now
I kiss your butt a little bits.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You are the only radio stage best ever. The bribery
doesn't hurt it, does it? Heidi?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Do you want to go to leave Brice on the
twenty seventh of September? Maybe you like a gift certificate
the little Bangkok with the river Cinema passes. I've got
a ninety three dollars gift card to Palm Beach Tan
or I can get you to the races and upcoming
Friday at River City Speedway.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Let's do the bombie cam give It's a beautiful daughter
that made me a momit twenty well, look.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
At you still be an awesome mom. We'll take care
of you. Palm Age ten and up and what stations? Oh,
maybe you need a throwback on Throwback Thursday, Heidi, you.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Know no, you know what.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
I love everything you play.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's a good answer too, even if it's cop on answer.
I like that because I feel like I'm doing a job.
I'm serving a purpose here today, Heidi, What station's proud
of your pump beach ten connection.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Excel ninety three am trending test egg trending on Xcel
ninety three.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Well, everyone to break a world record, Guinnis just made
it a little easier to find one that you specifically
might be able to beats.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Guinness World Records just turning.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Seventy The first Gunnis Book of World Records came out
August twenty seventh, nineteen fifty five, and to celebrate, they
shared a list of seventy records Nobody's attempted to answer?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
The bars still low? I like when the bar's low.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
They added a sanction to the site, told Records Selector
that's supposed to tell you which ones you'd have the
best chance at answer five personality questions, and it fits
out a few records you might want to attempt and
how tailored are we talking? You wonder, because I'm pretty
sure I could crush most amount of times sitting in
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the couch eating chips watching Diehard thirty seven anyone got
thirty seven beets? Went through a full list here seventy records.
These are some of the best currently up for grabs.
If you want to try to break a Guinness World record.
Most time fives in thirty seconds. Don't need a lot
of training for that. Most kisses in thirty seconds by
two people. Fastest time to make a burrito. I don't
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think I do good at that one. I can make
a burrito, but I don't think i'd win that. Longest
marathon playing air guitar. That just seems like that takes
too much time. Most Anchobi's eaten in one minute. I'm
guessing the answer. If you get to one, you're breaking
a world record. Fastest ten meters spread while holding a
balloon between your knees. It sounds like a party game.
Furtherst distance between by leap brogging jumps in one hour,
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further distance by leapfrog jumps in one hour. Fastest time
to arrange a set of scrabvel piles in alphabetical order.
I don't think I'm smart enough for that. Fastest time
I have to make a pasta necklace. Now only kids
can apply for that one. Fastest time to push an
orange ten one hundred meters with your nose. These are
Guinness World Record seventy that have not been attempted. Some
of the Highlight's. Greatest height to drop an egg without
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breaking it. I don't think I could do like three
inches without cracking it. Longest duration of balance a spoon
on your nose, the longest paper clip chein in one minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
A couple more here.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Longest video game marathon playing roadblocks. Your twelve year old
could have said the record last weekend furthest distance bottle flap, also,
fastest time to flip ten water bottles, and greatest height
to flip a bottle.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Another party game right there.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Most movie theaters visit it in a month, coffeehouses visited
in a month. Most cans crushed with your foot in
one minute might be fun to try. Most fortune cookies
eaten in a minute. I guess you have to take
the fortune out. Maybe you know it's maybe you know
it's most headbands worn and once I could try that one.
Although my head's pretty big. I don't think it. You
need a thin hand to be able to keep wrapping.
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World record's gonna say seventy have not been attempted. More
of these are on backsel ninety three dot com trivity page.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Who knows we could see in the books. That's trending.
Bet you didn't know random facts coming at you now,
that's excel letty three and it's a fact that front
was fy.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
The Blue Moose Barn Grilled take five dollars off your
favorite burger every Monday, starting getting five. That's Mondays Thursdays.
The Blue Moose Barn Grill enjoys savory steak dinners starting
at five o'clock every day of the week. There's something
special for you from a forty rotating tap Blue Mosi.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
SI.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Let's get in the betch to know thanks for the
day today.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Bet you didn't know.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
The underscore was originally added to the typewriter keyboard so
people could underline words. That's right, kids, it was on
a typewriter before it was on your phone. The underscore,
betch you didn't know. The five most names in movie
scripts Jack Jackson, old Boy, John Frank, Sam and Paul.
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Those are the five most common names in the movie scripts. Jack, John,
Frank Sam, and Paul.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Betch didn't know.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Leonardo da Vinci struggled through his twenties and thirties and
didn't get his big break and become famous till he
did The Last Supper when he was forty three.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So keep trying. Doesn't matter what your age.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
You never know what it's gonna happen to you if not.
The rest of us played Powerball too, just as a
backup plan. By the way, no winners last night. I
believe nine point fifty is the guest amitted jackpot for
Tomorrow night Striwing. Saturday Saturday Night Shriwing. Sorry, still two
days to get some tickets.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Betch didn't know.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Nike's just doing slogan's based on a murderer's last word.
Jury Gilmore killed two people in Utah, got the death
penalty in nineteen seventy six, and for his last words,
he said, let's do it, and Nike he missed.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Was inspired by the quotes.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
And a little evil behind this hashtag surprised Emoji. Maybe
then you didn't know the word emoji came from the
Japanese characters that translate to e picture and moji character.
Technically there's no s in the plural form of the word,
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but with s it's just why they accepted. Now to
follow English rules, the word emoji came from the Japanese
e for picture and moji character.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Now you know too, Let me.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Put it this way, your Thursday Morning Moron award. Yes,
moron my Nexcel ninety three.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, you know you've done something special when it could
win you.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Husband and father of the year forty five year old
man from Wisconsin was in court this week after he
faked his own death, abandoned his wife and three kids,
and fled the entree to go be with his mistress
in eastern Europe. If you haven't heard about this, it
happened one year ago this month. Ryan Borgwartz made it
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look like he drowned when kayaking last August, but they
never found a body. He stages kayak in a lake,
paddled an inflatable raft ashore, rode seventy miles on a
knee bike, took a bus to Detroit, then Toronto.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Was crossing the international borders.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Here here the hop three flights from Paris, Asia and
back to Europe. They turned out he'd been talking to
a woman from Uzbekistan he met online a few months earlier.
Cops eventually found out he'd got a new passport to
a taken out of a three hundred and seventy thousand
dollars life insurance policy, and reversed his vasactomy so he
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could start a new family.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Well.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
They finally tracked him down in Georgia, the country, not
the state, and then got him back to the United
States and charged him with obstruction. Wisconsin doesn't have a
specific charge for faking your own death. He was facing
him to nine months in jail and agreed to a
plea deal that mowered it to just forty five days,
but the judge rejected the deal and doubled it, or
almost doubled it. They send him to eighty nine days
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because that's how long he made his family think he
was dead. He also had to pay thirty thousand dollars
to cover the cost of the search and rescue. He
said it the sentencing quote, I deeply regret the actions
that I did that night and all the pain I
caused my family and friends. So he's back for a
family living happily ever after. No, he is not our hell,
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though his wife from twenty two years. Bob for divorced
two days after he got back to Wisconsin last year.
It's not clear if his mistress is still in the picture,
but that sounds like one heck of a Jerry Springer episode.
A dad faked his death and abandoned his family so
he could go be with his mistress from Uzbekistan, forty
five year old from Wisconsin. We'll end up with the
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Thursday Morning Moron Award. That's our fourth trip Wisconsin. Ryan
borgwarch his name. Yeah, that's been on the national news too.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Kk XL XCEL ninety three Grand Forks in the morning.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Hey watch this boy, Do I have some news for you?
What are you wearing? You're in a bow tie? Is
that a boat tie?
Speaker 4 (21:23):
I like both ties?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Why are you wearing a boat tie? Because it's national
goal tie.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
He's got a good enough reason for you.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Your folks ready for a show. So we're just supposed
to hang around here. If you pay for the day,
you stay until I say you can go.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
It's short time.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
In at one Excel many three MP National Boat Time
Day today eighty eighty three yesterday with Bryce tickets going
out today this morning, all day long, eight thirty five,
next chance to win some tickets. Can play a little
game too. Besides Anne, during the question of the day,
I'll look at some more answers rolling in National.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
Red Wine Day.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yes, my mom is so giddy and excited. I don't
think she slept last night. But we'll play red Wine
Trivia game Trivia Maddness eight thirty five, multiple guest type
game to sub choosion on adventure winning including the lee
price tickets.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
But let's look at this forecast eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Yesterday's high sunshine eighty four today part of the body's
sixty Tonight Friday probably sunny eighty six, Saturday mostly sunny
eighty six, and for Sunday mostly Sunday skis eighty four.
Looking at Labor Day itself, just a slight chance of
showers afternoon, maybe a thunderstorm, probably Sunday eighty eighty two
degrees on Labor Day itself.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
So the long weekend, I've.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Got the weather set up nicely for our summertime theme throwbacks.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
That's right, it's say one last.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Summertime throwback Long Weekend or next selvententy three. Enjoy summertime
theme throwbacks, and you guys can help program the Throwbacks too,
Fire me at Facebook, gram message dm me.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
That way talk bag button on the iHeartRadio app works
as well.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Some of your twenties and one sentence question of the
Day today, Carrie says, my twenties is like trying to
cook a gourmet meal with just a microwave and a spoon. Improvised, chaotic,
but somehow ended up serving a feast. I rock the twenties.
What a fun decade. Keep the answers coming in, guys.
Some up your twenties in one sentence Mortius Young Adventure
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winning including Lee Bryce Tickets eight thirty five.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
And we're going to play.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
National Red Wine Day Trivia Madness multiple guests, Madness on
the Way eight thirty five this morning. Well, if you
watch the Weather Channel religiously, like I'm sure most people do,
you're well aware. This Friday is the twentieth anniversary of
when Hurricane Katrina slammed into Louisiana. It had weakened from
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a Category five to a three just before landfall and
was not a direct hit on New Orleans, but the
storm surge overwhelmed the levee system and eighty percent of
the city flooded. Yes, it's been two decades now, so
a new pole. Newpole asked what is the scariest natural disaster?
Hurricanes didn't even make the top three. We go through
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them all here. Number nine was a mod slide ate
a blizzard because most people don't experience blizzards like we
are blessed with here in the Upper Midwest just four percent.
Heat waiver drought six percent. We don't have long enough
heat waves out here up here. You Indian Involvement expoll,
By the way, great to see fifteen thousand. I felt
(24:38):
like I saw all the fifteen thousand students on campus
yesterday at the U Indian Involvement expel. But so many
people talking about, oh, it's so hot, you guys, there's
going to be a winter storm watch next week. Solong
gone to www Dutch dot com.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Flash flood twenty six percent.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
These are the scariest natural disasters according to America. Wildfire
thirty percent, a lot of those in the news this year.
Hurricane fourth place at thirty three percent. But here's your
top three. An earthquake at thirty five percent. I'm surprised
tsunami is so high forty three percent. See, I wouldn't
think anywhere in the middle of the country would think
we're two thousand miles from a tsunami from an ocean.
(25:15):
I don't know if the English coolier or red River
has that power. Tornado the number one answer. I get
that because those come out of nowhere, at least with
a hurricane.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I shouldn't say at least.
Speaker 3 (25:24):
I'm not making a light of hurricanes, but you know
they're coming for days in advance. Tornadoes come out of nowhere.
Most of the time. It seems it's the middle of
the night. I did read ninety percent of tornadoes happened
between noon and midnight.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Bonus weather fact not a number ten in the list.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
It might have been a volcano and asteroid impact the
dreaded group text avalanche. Maybe financially. Some people more terrified
of things that are more likely to happen in their area,
but others feel more prepared for those things and are
more likely to fear unexpected things. And a lot of
people are thinking about weather chaos more than they used to.
Fifty one percent say they've noticed to the severe weather
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is becoming.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
More common a lot of storms this year.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Thirty seven percent believe severe weather is increasing his strength.
Eighty percent more aware of natural disasters and severe weather
than they were a decade ago, but sixty one percent
think it's harder to be prepared for natural disasters today
than ever before. I don't being aware of it is something,
but a lot of times, what can one do?
Speaker 2 (26:29):
I get?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
There's the there's the greenhouse effects stuff that we have
a little bit of control over. Top three scariest natural disasters,
though the Bronze Metal goes to an earthquake tsunami number
two in the tornado New Marrow. Who know, I really
don't want to jump over the long weekend. We need
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to enjoy this last long weekend of summer because we
are going to.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Be all the way in head first Potatobo Week next week.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
I know she's early this week this year Patatable and
Homecoming both in September, but there's still times.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Sound up your.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Business or organization for the Campshrine Potatobole Parade. It is
next Saturday, the Sex Get registered now Potato bo dot
orgslash registration. Get it done now, because to put it
off and then suddeny it's going to be Tuesday, and.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Get signed up.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
It is the biggest parade in the area by far,
by the way join us French Frive Feed competing in
the French Fighting Contest next Thursday University Park one. Are
you going need jersey, autograph, football and tickets to the game.
It's always fun. By the way, at our table, we
are going to have the best gravy in the world,
the Hub Gravy again for your French fries this year.
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So looking forward to Potatobo week. But let's not Rushia.
Let's not rush you get sign up for the parade.
First things first, One more thing before we go. Ninety
three minutes commercial free coming up.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
What's the most useless job people are paid for? I'm
not going to have you shoutow answers. Just see if
you agree to sacree with what the internet's saying. Thanks son,
Utty three? Hi, do you have a winner? Can I
hit you with a quick hey?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Who is this? This is Robin Robin. Can you sell
up your twenties in a sentence? Yeah? Super crazy?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
I only need two words.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
That's super crazy that it was ten years of twelve
of your twenties. You remember, Lee, We had so many
memories in our twenties.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Didn't we? Oh Man, so many memories.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Get your thirties and I think every year's got about
thirty days in it.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Robin, you survived, I survived, great?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
We did.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Maybe red wine helped? Oh? All kinds of wine help?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Happy National Red Wine Day. I have got some. It's
multiple guests, Mania, Do we want to play for Lee
Brice concert tickets? That's September twenty seventh at Hills Arena.
I can get you to a movie at River Cinema
with a gift card to a little bangkonk.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
The races River City Speedway. What would be like here?
Northern Interaction Park? Oh? Must think I'll take the Northern
Action Park. Okay, Well, well you've you got to earn
your way in here.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Okay, multiple guests, Mania, let's go here is my first
question today? All right, let's start with this. Which country
is the largest producer of wine globally? Is it a France?
Be Italy, see the United States? Or d Greenland.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Oh, let's try f We're going to Italy.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
We're going Italy and.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
You are correcked. All right?
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Next question? What gives red wine it's distinctive color? Is
it a aging in oak barrels? B added color agents?
See fermentation with grape skins ord adding pigs blood.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Oh girl, I see you.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Thank goodness, it is not d fermentation with grape skins,
is right?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
You?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Red wine?
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Drink and fool you woo again. All right, here's a
tough one for you. When is National Red Wine Day
celebrated in the United States?
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Is it today? Can I give you the guesses? At least?
Humor me?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Here?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Give me the guesses?
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Hey, August twenty eighth, B September fifteenth, sea October tenth
or d every single damn down the calendar according to
my mom.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Oh, let's go with D.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
A and D are both acceptable. You're winner, Robin. What
slides of this gift card? Your Northern Air Action Park?
Speaker 3 (30:42):
What station's proud to celebrate red wine?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
A National Red Wine Day?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
XL ninety three.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
It's not for one more thing on XCEL ninety.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Three, one more time, fun more low weekend coming up,
Labor Day, honoring the contrue the contributions of laborers in
the United States.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
But before that, let's take some shots in some of
our least essential workers, shall we.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
This is fun. It's not you and me with the answers,
so we're not gonna get in trouble here.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Someone asked the Internet. What's the most useless job people
are paid for? Some of the most popular responses reaction videos.
I think I can do that. I could fake excitement
for a paycheck, as long as I don't have to
make the dumb videos that people post on the TikTok.
There's even reaction videos of reaction videos. Now, not all
these people are paid for the content, but if you
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have a big enough following on social media, your account's
probably monetized to some degree. Influencing this is any content
online that people are paid to promote.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Their to their followers.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Actual ads, hidden ads, demonstrations and reviews. I can tell
you about some amazing area restaurants, and that's about as
far as I can go. I can't influence some stupid
new jump out of the car while the car's going forty.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Miles an hour TikTok trend wells. I love it.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Marketing on the list most useless jobs people are paid for.
A lot of people think they're running their own business,
but for many MLMs it ends up standing for most
lose money. Not to mention friends who get tired of
being pitched products. This is an easy one. I think
we can all agree. Politicians especially the old ones. Similarly, televangelists,
telemarketers on the list. Most people don't like being solicited
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and harassed life coaches Usually they.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Are the ones they needed the most.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Security guards making the list. With technology today, a lot
of security guards are employed just that deterre shady activity,
and in many cases there's nothing they can even do
if there was an issue. Bathroom attendance and motivational speakers signs.
I like sign spinners. We need more sign spinners. People
are angry enough driving in traffic. We need more sign spinners.
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Pay them better. One person joked, I'm just here to
make sure my job isn't on the list.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
That's me.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I'm shock radios not on the list. Feeling good about
this today, it's a popular that don't totally fit Like CEOs,
many of them are grossly overpaid, but they're not useless.
Walmart creators, door people. We need these people in our lives.
We need people connections because we don't get near enough.
I think we need more sign spinders, is my take
from this. Most useless job people are paid for in
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crossing off sign spinners because they don't care for it.
That down, Let's get you to Vegas. I know you
care for a free trip to Vegas. Three weekends from
this weekend. You could be there for the iHeartRadio Music Festival.
One thousand dollars in spending money. We'll drop the keyword
on you to two hundred and two hundred coming up next. Oh,
the world shocked and eg shined for Taylor Swift and
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Travis kelce to finally get married, and everybody wants a
piece of the financial pie.
Speaker 4 (33:42):
Well that As a proctologist, I've seen just about everything.
But there's one thing I never thought i'd see, Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey getting engaged. And we're celebrating at
the offices of doctor Phil McCracken Proctology.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yes, for a limited time only.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
You can get a free hour long consultation and fifty
percent off your next kolonoscopy, plus free barking. What DoD
Travis and Taylor have to do with proctology. Well, you see,
my proctology practice is struggling, So I intend to post
this promotion on various social media sites using the hashtag
Taylor and Travis engaged to most engagement. By that way,
more eyeballs we'll see.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Now I understand how marketing works. But what does Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelsey getting engaged have to do with practology?
Speaker 4 (34:20):
Well they I'll throw in a tob of hemorrhoid cream
till so, the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey Engagement Special
going on now with the offices of doctor Phil mccrack
in proctology. See you Zoon.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
I think we're going to have a real humding.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
And hilarious, witty and inspired, very great show.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
The trever d in the Morning Show six to ten
weekday mornings, Excel ninety three
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