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June 13, 2023 • 39 mins
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The Trevor D Mini Morning Show podcastingno available through Google Play, iTunes and
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Talk to the Mayor Tuesday. Hitus up with your questions for Grand Forks
Mayor Brandon Botchensky, and you doit by the books. You got it.
The Mayor is in my ass ofevery other Tuesday at eight am.
XL ninety three, it is timeanother two weeks zipping by and home my

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favorite ten fifteen minutes of the show, Our bi weekly visited with a Grand
Forks Mayor Branda but Chenski. Goodmorning, good morning. We gotta flow
this summer down this week flying bytoever. What's going on? Do you
have pull? Can we? Imean maybe we do something like I don't
own math works and science works?But is there a way with what do

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we have about sixteen hours of sunlightto still squeeze in? Maybe maybe sixteen
hours of darkness too, so weextend the days? Can Is there a
way to do that. Well,at a minimum, we've got to find
some time during those sixteen hours ofplay around the golf start with that.
Yeah for sure. But um yeah, I think we got what is it,

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a week and a half until thedays start getting shorter again. Pretty
sad even think about that. Peopleare so happy when when people utter that
phrase. Right, that's a greatway to ruin the mood in the hurry,
not even dust on the snow shovelsyet. But you've got to do

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it. You've got to maximize eachand every day of summer twenty twenty three
and every summer because we pack inso much activity these if by so fast.
Yeah, can we do? Dowe do? We talk about it's
it's none of my list of questions. A way to be able to have
every Monday off and the maybe wesort of brushed on it last time we
visited Monday's off. Four day workweeksjust in this area from Memorial Day through

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Labor Day. I think we justtalked about it. Yeah, we talked
about it. I think we figuredout we have to go back and go
to dental school because oh that's right, three day weekends. Yeah, fortune,
you and I'm very hard enough todo that and didn't have the motivation.
So we'll work six day weeks.We're losing all of our our dentists
now that we're listeners there, they'return turned off and they're said, I've
never listening to turbody again. He'sinsulted everything about me. No, it's

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it's not an insult, it's ahaha, you suckers. I'll be through
today. I think they're just finewith it. Yeah, you're probably right.
Well, let's let's jump into businesshere. City council meeting yesterday.
After math of the city council meeting, we always start to we begin with
that what can you share with themasses? Well, a couple of big,

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big things. First, the PhoenixElementary School have been really studying that
area, trying to figure out howto make that as safe as it could
possibly be for the kids there.So there was a bunch of recommendations that
came out of some some public meetings. So we're going to see what can
be implemented there and just try tomake it as safe as possible for those
those kids. Certainly during drop offand pick up, it gets pretty busy

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in that area and the other victhing we talked about was a presentation on
the coolie. You know, we'veit's been a number of years now that
the flood protection system and using thecoolies have been in operation, and it's
it's kind of left, you know, what's the next phase, what's the
next step there? Because they getto the point where they get some sludge

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in them and it's they're not flowingin some areas the best. So we've
got to figure out if it's goingto require dredging or some other options to
kind of mitigate all some stink andjust some some of that. I guess
it's a phosphorus type of material thatgets left behind from all the plants that
cycle through their life cycle and sludgeand whatnot. So next steps there outside

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of that water treatment plot conversation,but pretty good meeting. It's kind of
turning into a sludgy summer with theI don't say access heat, but more
heat than we're accustomed to in themonths of May and early June. So
far a problem I think a lotof us enjoy Yeah, definitely, and
things dry out and you know,you get these cycles of you know,

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we almost we're gonna have it.We did have some flooding, but certainly
not to the level we thought withthe second most snowfall and recorded history,
and then to go into a prettyhot and dry period. So it's that's
that's our weather around here. It'sthe extremes. We're always on the extremes,
one side or the other. Itseems like Grand Forks Mayer Brandon Bachinsky.
I heard we let's get into acouple of questions here. I heard

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we were granted thirty million dollars forthe train under our overpass at forty second
Street. Demurs, what do youknow about? This is the retire timeline
yet? Yeah, So in probablyJuly or the first meeting in August,
the city council will pick their preferredalternative. As far as the design,
it would be an underpass. Iguess I talk about it as you're driving,

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because I don't write on you know, cargo trains too often. But
the train will stay at that gradeand then the intersection of a demerge and
forty second Street will be dropped belowgrade, and then that will allow for
northbound traffic on forty second to goright under those railroad tracks, as well
as pedestrians and biking but yeah,the biggest news was getting this thing fund.
If it's going to be fifty tosixty million dollar project, and that's

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a massive burden on local taxpayers,you were able to write a great grant
and we got the federal government tocome through and not only pitching thirty million
for a grant Reconnecting America grant oninfrastructure, but also seven point five from
Federal Highway, so total thirty sevenand a half million that our local taxpayers
don't have to pay. So prettygreat day. And that is the largest

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federal grant that the city's ever receivedfor a road project, So pretty exciting.
Just an idea. With the extramoney that we don't have to pay
us taxpayers, I think we'd allbe okay with kicking in enough money for
a big board in a sign witha pigeon with a red circle and a
red stripe through it so the pigeonsknow they're not allowed to hang out on
this overpast like they do on theone on South Washington. Yes, we

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got to spend some money and educatingthe pigeons how to read first and to
ciphers, you know sign. Butwell that'll be I'm sure there'll be you
know mitigation efforts made there, butthat's you know, it's always there's always
other factors to consider, and I'msure they've looked at that. When it
goes to the environmental side of list. I think you and I could be

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the pigeon with first. Well,you know, we might have to just
sit out there and coup and hopefullyscare them off. I don't all I've
got. I'll make time, butI don't say I have time, but
I will make time for that forthe people, for the city, We'll
create a coup. Sounds good.It's like a coup in the best way
possible. Yep. Mayor Brandon Bachinsky, upcoming summer Grand Forks events, slash

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activities, what can you share withus? I think Blues on the Red
is going to be the big one. Art fests just happened last weekend.
Blues on the Red as next weekend. I'm going to at least make it
out there at some point looking forwardto that. That's back after going away
for a couple of years. Sothat's that's going to be the big one.
But go check out the cdd's website. How's it visit GF anyways,

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you can look that up the conventionvisitors beer also check out the city's web
page. We've got special events listed. I mean there's too many to even
count. I mean there's something goingon every day, so check it out
to you might not have to gotoo far and can still enjoy yourself,
all right, hard queshed in heresaw a horrifying story on the news yesterday
that Fargo closed all their Taco Johns. Please tell me hours is safe?

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What do you know? Was thissafe? You know? I think we've
we've reduced the numbers of Taco Johnsbecause I used to be one on was
it twenty fourth three? I've beena super Potato La fan from the time
I was old enough to go inthere and slop a five bucks on the
counter. So I think that theNorth End one is safe. They've remodeled
that. It's looking great. That'sprobably going to be the one that sticks.
I think that's the only one yetSouth Washington too, so we had

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one on thirty six second, Ithink as well. I think we used
to have three Washington twenty fourth.You're right, You're right. I can
never question the mayor. Well,I was Taco Tuesday was always a great
thing when you didn't have a lotof money and you wanted to get a
full stomach. When I was incollege, so I know I went there
quite a bit on Gateway. Hopefully, hopefully that Taco Johns will stick around,

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because I don't know if I don'tknow how we survived without access to
super potato. La is just justevery once in a while. That's the
best news that I've heard in along time, because it was it was
a shocking story when this game acrossthe news. This could be a topic
of conversation for a day. Ourcollege go to is because Tanco John's,
for sure is one for me.I remember Popolino's ordering that to the dorm

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every day and Village in for allyou can eat pancakes. Oh yeah,
oh yeah. It's the little things. That was a big Italian moon buffet
guy. I mean red Pepper obviouslyback in the day, in the late
in the wee hours, sometimes inthe morning, but definitely there's little things
that make life more enjoyable. Letme hit you with a question, do

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your today by the way, GrandForks may Or Brandon Patchinsky, we'll get
into rapid fire here shortly being it'sour first visit of the month, Happy
kitchen clotses of American Day. Idon't know your kitchen skills. We've known
each other for some time now.If you're chef boy are Brandon or if
you struggle in the kitchen, tellme something that once went wrong in your

(09:48):
kitchen? Who that once went wrong? I'm pretty good in the kitchen.
I think you know. You geta new oven sometimes and you can overcut
things. I think we had aturkey on time that went to little self
because they got overcooked. But I'mpretty good in the kitchen. I would
say my wife would like it ifI cooked more. But when I do,
I can follow a good recipe andthen add and subtracted that as needed.

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So I think we're gonna have tocook for you Sunday Trevit and you
can judge for yourself. I thinkbetter yet, you and I should call
Guy Fieri and go on a cookingshow because I think I'm up off average
again. I'm not making lobsters andscar gots in the kitchen or anything,
but I think I can I holdmy own in there. I think you
and I could be on the FoodNetwork. I'd like to got a culinary

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team that could go to the top. I love it. We have a
lot to organize, so many ideas, not enough time. Grand Forks Mayor
Brandon Pachnsky ready for some rapid firesure thing and that the theme is summer.
They're all sort of summer themed questionstoday, rapid fire, Grand Forks

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Mayor Brandon Patchensky. Here we go. All right, where's my countdown timer?
Here? Let's begin with this onequestion. Numero uno perfect summer thermostat
house temperature. Oh, we've gotseventy three during the day and sixty seven
at night in the bedroom. Gotto be cooler at nights, for sure.

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Favorite frozen treating your freezer, mintchocolate ship ice cream? Any specific
brand? I know that's an extraquestion. You know that was it Kemp's
tubs back in the day that hadthe smaller chips is always the favorite,
and it was so inexpensive. Idon't have a favorite brand on that.

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They can't take us about any anymin chocolateship ice cream. I agree,
all ice creams matter too. Yeah, give me a good summer song or
a good summer song. Windows arerolled down by amost Lee. Interesting best
at the lake activity? Oh?I on my favorite lake activity? Is

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probably just sitting on the on theshore and watching boats go by in the
mid afternoon and cracking open a beerafter a day of cleaning up the yard
and getting everything in order. That'sprobably my favorite activity, the dusk of
nice relaxing beer after a long day, sitting out looking at the lake.
Mind on your money, No doubtthat money's on your mind. One more

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question, it's a summer day off. What are you wearing day off?
I probably would go I probably woulddo shorts, shirt optional, depending upon
if I'm going to be out inthe yard. Keep it simple. Maybe
some sandals, so I'm not afraidto to, you know, go casual.
How about flip flops? Do wego crocks? I don't. I

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don't go crocs because the problem withclocks as you get those weird tan lights,
because the sun goes through the littlehole so you look like you got
a spot at foot. Then youcan get to take a disy. But
sure, I'm not a socks andsandal guy, so yeah, shirtless,
but not today, being it's awork day. Grand Ports Mayor and Brandon
Pachynsky Happy Rust of June twenty twentythree is We're going to convene again and

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suddenly it's almost going to be theend of the month. Oh, don't
remind me, but yes, youhave a good couple of weeks and get
outside and enjoy the days as muchas you can. Yeah, you and
I need to coordinate a day toto hit up a happy hour or two
with our pooches. Oh, I'dlove that we got to introduce Max to
your dog now. So now thatnow that Buddy's no longer with us,
it's time to bring the new dogaround on Seantown. Max and I would

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love to, I don't know,go to bondsers with us. We'll plan
around dolls. Good, We'll havea great week. Trevor, thank you
Brandon from the Lycia Chrysler Gee DodgeRam Studios in the home of the Trevor
d In the Morning Show, mynumber one Music Nation. Thanks for listening
to Excel N three. Welcome toour show. What a freak show,

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A freak show, freaking Why areyou freaking out? I'm not freaking out
or freaking out, man, Thiswhole thing is a freak show. Every
one of those joint the freak show. It's like freaky Friday. Good on
a Tuesday, though a showtime excelNoody three seven to one and a big

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hey, hey, good morning,happy world stuff all day. Good day
to run those bases. Maybe doit early before things heat up again.
National Sewing Machine Day. Anyone knowto sew? There's one thing to thread
a needle and do it using amachine. International Acts Throwing Day. Are

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you into any unusual sports like actsthrowing? It would be a good day
to hit Downtown Acts for smax throwingin a beverage fun off there. National
Call your Doctor Day, Preps.It's time for a check up. National
Weeds your Garden Day. Home ona glorious day to pick some weeds in
your garden. Maybe in your lifedo it early too. Let us look

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dot com. After eighty eight degreesyesterday, I'm gonna hit about ninety today,
partly cloudy sixty tonight than Wednesday,mostly sunny eighty eight. Throw back
Thursday Sunday ninety and for Friday,chints of showers and thunderstorms afternoon, probably

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sunny eighty two. Right now wehave sun with just a little bit of
a hint of haze from the smoke. Fifty eight no air issues, doesn't
smell smoky outside fifty eight Right nowunder the sun, Good morning. Two
more sleeps we bought at the tailortickets Taylor Swift's era tour pumping big bucks

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into local economy. By the timeit's done, it'll generate four point six
billion dollars in tourism related expenses likehotel, accommodations and food. Yeah,
Taylor Swift, the answer to therecession all along, who knew twelve million
dollars in ticket sales per show Swift. He's also spending an average more than

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thirteen hundred dollars at those shows.Does that include a shirt to hot dog
in a beer? Taylor herself,by the way, pocketing and estimated ten
million dollars per show. So it'sa good year to be Taylor Swift,
but I think most years are.Here's the deal we have today. We
have Wednesday, we have Thursday,a two and a row from Taylor Swift,
Last Ways to become a finalist,and then there's the show up and

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hope that I randomly draw your namelast last last last chance when we give
away the tickets lob four six o'clock. Oh, we're gonna get all your
finalists checked in and I'll y'll giveyour reminders today if I haven't already,
well, five thirty on Thursday atHugo's five or six Pub downtown Grand Forks.

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And then at six o'clock we dothe ticket giveaway. And I know
what we're doing, but I can'ttell you right now. I'll just just
say that, don't worry. Youdon't need to study up on your Taylor
Swift one on one knowledge. It'snot going to be most Taylor Swift knowledge
wins or anything like that. Itwill be chance. It will be chance.
So you want to become a Taylorfinalist who want to get on the
shortlist. I would listen for tunerow from Taylor second Taylor song starts.

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Give me a call, We'll putyou on that list. I have got
a ninety three dollars gift guard toRevolutions Power Sports for my finalist today.
Happy Kitchen Clutches of America Day.I want you. I want to get
all up in your kitchen. Tellme something that once went wrong in your
kitchen. My question to Jure bythe way. Next hour, Brandon Patchensky
on the show Talk to the MayorTuesday with Grand Forks Mayor Brandon Patchensky.

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So I got a question for Brandon, anything city related or anything you've always
wondered. Hit me up this morning. Let's see, Julie says, over
baked potatoes, potato burst in theoven. What a mess that makes?
Self cleaning ovens should be able toclean no matter what the mess in your
oven, no matter what you did, even if it's completely your fault exploding

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potatoes, You should be able topush the button. If it's self cleaning,
it should be spick and span afteryou push that button. It should
be self cleaning ovens. Push.That's what I've got to say. Push.
Rachelle says, one time and mygirlfriend made our guys dinner. We
made mashed potatoes and when we weremixing them, parts of the pan we're

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scraping off. We just said itwas pepper. Oh, and now you
are going to both be featured onan upcoming episode of Oxygen Snapped. Where
aren't these boyfriends? Do they stillexist? Rochelle? Thank you for sharing
excelenty three? Hi, good morning, who am I visiting with Sanders Sandra.

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Yes, hey, happy International KitchenClasses of America day. Oh yeah,
okay, okay, can you sharewith me today something that once went
wrong in your kitchen? Yes?So this is gonna be a weird story.
But one time I was literally bowlingin corn, That's all I was

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doing, and for some reason Ihad an old soap and it caught on
fire, and my sister and Ididn't know what to do. We were
like newly living on our own,and it was a whole thing. But
we subvocated to fire. Wasn't thatbig? And our dog ran away from
us. He was not dared tosay of us or anything. Wow attack,
Yeah, blowing on corn, startingto fire, dog ran away.

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Did you write a whole country outon that day with all the all that
content? No, I just thoughtit was Soviet. I was just like,
all right, well, you know, tell me a poppy came home,
tell me the dog came home.We could come back. But we
like opened the door to like,you know, let's smoke out, and
he just brant it outside. Itwas like okay somewhere, Yeah, I

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don't blame him. Were you boilingcorn and water in oil in gasoline.
It wasn't It was just in water. But I don't know if there was
like food like underta burner that couldsmoke it. Just you know, it
escalated very quickly, but I suffocatedthe fire and I got a hold of
it. But in the moment itwas there's rackie, Well, what do

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you say? You just don't boilcorner anymore? Right, that's the answer.
No, I am a lot betterat cooking than I was. Then
that's a that's talent starting to fire, boiling water. It's a very same.
But what happened you'll learn a lesson. Yeah, exactly, Max Sell

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Money three in the focus of MusicStage, Happy Kitchen Clotses of America Day.
Here is my question of the dayquestion to your today. As I
get all up and said kitchen,tell me something that once went wrong in
your kitchen. I can get youinto the number one movie in the world

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right now, Transformers and Rise ofthe Beast. The flash opens up this
weekend. Maybe you want to goto the races upcoming Friday and River City
Speedway. Oh, I send youto nickel Back tickets on sale today,
m this morning, Bargain on theShell Thursday on fifth all right, let's
get into his kitchen. Shall Iwalk into here? Oh Blair, let
me get into Blair's kitchen. Thanksfor letting me. I'll take my shoes

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out. I'm not a slop.When I was about twelve, I thought
you had to warm up the panbefore making a grilled cheese. The pen
melted to our glass stovetop and ruinedabout the pen and the stove. Oh
no, and my thoughts are makinga grilled cheese that day most of all,
Oh Blair. No, So there'ssome things we have a back to

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my Trevor making omelets. I can'tmake an omelet. I've tried. I've
lost patience. And I can makethe fluffiest scramble legs in town. I
will put them up against Danny.But I just can't make an omelet,
and I've given up on it.Why stress over it when you can't do
it. I hope you haven't shutdown grilled cheese, because grilled cheese are
delicious. Player Tracy says, defrostinga roast in the microwave and caught the

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roast end microwave on fire. Itwas only in there for like three minutes.
Was it a metal pan? Wasit wrapped in tinfoil. Oh,
Tracy, thanks for letting me getall up in your kitchen and now let
me get in an ant's kitchen.Divinity candy turned out rubbery, not fluffy.
I wouldn't even know what to Idon't even know what Divinity cannedy is.

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Candy is without Google image searching that, so I for sure wouldn't know
how to make it. Sounds hard. Candy seems like something you should just
Some things you just just buying inthe store because it's it's easier a lot
of times cheaper too. Does anyonemake a pie? Is anyone made a
pie in the twenty first century orI'll say in the last five years,
because you go to All for EvansCakes and more can get an amazing homemade

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pie, the Sam's Club pies,or the size of my I'd say my
head, but they're bigger than myhead size of my car. Am I
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all for Evans Kes and more inthe Grand Cities Mall we Go to the
sex experts today in Trending and lovehoneydot Com were recently conducted several surveys asking
men and women which professions they considerthe most sexually attractive. Some of the
results, I mean, the standardanswers are in there, yes, but

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some maybe a little surprising, Tompsexiest professions according women, we'll go from
ten to one. Number ten islawyer number nine, Hello, farmers,
electrician at number eights, musician atnumber seven, paramedic and six. Now
he's the top five sexiest professions accordingto women. Mechanic number four would be

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doctor, police officer at number three, a builder at number two, and
the number one answer of the firefighterreigning Sir Cremes And not a lot of
surprises in there, maybe some ofthe physicitioning Tom. Sexiest professions according to
men. Number ten would be singernumber nine, housekeeping, the maid,

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bartender at eight, doctor and seven, police officer six number five, actor
number four, teacher three, secretarynumber two, nurse and the number one
answer I never would have guessed.Flight attended talking about the Hooters outfits yesterday
from a story about a woman whoput on her hooters uniformed from thirty years

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ago. They looked the exact same. I don't think a flight attendant outfits
been updated either. On the flipside, being a judge ranked as the
least sexy profession for both men andwomen. Most of those flattering gowns non
sexy. The rest of the leastfive sexy jobs web developers, politicians,

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marketing executives, and designers. Soif you didn't see your name your profession
in the top ten, hopefully itwasn't in the bottom five. You can
feel okay about things. I'm justguessing you weren't allowed to say. Radio
personality trending stats, the jobs womenconsider sexy and the men's who the ones
men's consider sexy two Xlney three dotCom The Trivity page. No time for

(25:51):
a Yeah, unbelievable. Oh,let's get a random Holy randomness, Batman.
Bench didn't know when don't you geta kidney transplant? In most cases,
your old kidneys aren't removed, Theyjust stay in your body. Seems
kind of job not quite complete,right, Let's go back to the nineties

(26:14):
together. Bench didn't know. Inthe nineties there were phone numbers you could
call for a cheaper long distance race. Like ten ten three two one and
ten ten two twenty. Remember thoseWell, they still exist, but the
rates are much higher than they usedto be. Something long distance was a
thing anymore in the cell phone world. I guess it depends on your plan.

(26:37):
Bench didn't know target, Let's goto Target. They have their own
forensic labs in Las Vegas and Minneapolisfor criminal justice experts and forensic scientists solve
crimes that happened at Target. Theyalso help out real law enforcement agencies when
they need extra manpower facility. Maybea CSI Minneapolis taken place inside the Target.

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Dennis balls betch didn't know. Theballs were originally white, but they
officially switched to yellowish green in nineteenseventy two so they'd show up better on
television. Wimbledon kept using white ballstill nineteen eighty six. I think they'd
be instant greens. They play onreal grass and they get grass stained instantly.
But yeah, the balls used tobe white. Guinness beer, I've

(27:33):
always thoughts it's the darkest beer.You've got to chew it. It's got
to be eight thousand percent alcohol byvolume. I could do one if it's
ice cold. Not my preference.But it seems like it would pack a
punch. It's ABV is only fourpoint two percent, meaning it as the
same alcohol content as bud Light,Cores Light, and Natty Light. It's

(27:53):
less strong than Bush Miller High Lifeand PBR guinnis only seems strong. But
you and I could take it downnow, you know, and cheers cheers
to you. Thank celmoy Three Wemet a man arrested breaking into a nine
one one call center. Go onto Pennsylvania next to your Tuesday Morning Morrow

(28:15):
on a Morgan coming up? Thanksselbody three. Hey, well, good
day kid the caller number nine.Who am I visiting with? Melissa?
Melissa Happy kitchen Clotses of America day. Yeah, thank you too. Tell
me something that once went to ryonce went wrong. I'll up in your

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kitchen. Oh everything goes wrong.But when I was a kid that for
a frozen icy and life Relieve,and I didn't know how to fil wrapper
and so it's for parking and birdshalf amic believe up. You know,
I'm going to be on your sidehere. Why would the food people they
if you will put anything that kidseat in foil wrapping? Right, I

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don't know, it doesn't matter whatit is, we might and you did
put it in the microwave. Yes, and I blame my lesson. I
don't blame you for being a moronickid. I blame bay them. I'm
on te Melissa here, thank you. I don't just so stupid now?
And a popsicle sounds good right now? Yeah, it's gonna be hot today.

(29:25):
Hey, Melissa, what sounds goodto you? Do you want to
go to Nickelback? Yes? Thankyou? I have tickets before they go
on sale? All right? Whous cannucks stick together? Myself and Shan
Kroeger are tight, perfect? Thankyou. Hey, they go on sale
ten o'clock this morning. You've gotyour tickets. Molissa, your father I

(29:48):
should ask if you have Father's Daytaking care of Should I put you on
the shortlist for a grower given awayFriday eight thirty five? Yes, you
do. I don't want to haveanything right now. Oh no, that's
about it. That's fine, sleepsaway Father's Day. But Friday, the
Weber Spirit grill going up. Burgersays hardware. You're on the list for
that, Melissa, okay, perfect, I'll keep my fingers cross rid on
me. This what station's round tobe? Your Nickelback concert connection Dot Cover

(30:11):
Fifth Fargo, No. X ninetythree. Let me put it this way,
your Tuesday morning more on a war, Yes, XL ninety three.
What would happen if a nine oneone call center got a call that said,
this call is coming from inside thebuilding? Dun, dunt dunt.

(30:33):
A man in Pennsylvania was arrested Sundayafter breaking through the gate of a nine
one one call center in Lacerne County. Now it happened around five am.
The place briefly went on lockdown.The police were called, presumably by someone
at the nine one one call center. When they got there, they caught
you, Ryan Thomas and charged himwith criminal mischief and interruption quote unquote interruption

(30:57):
or impairment of public community location.Now it's unclear why he broke into the
call center, but before crashing throughthe gate, he said, quote I
am the one into the intercom.Yes, I crashed into a concrete barrier
by the front door. Later,he shared more of his beliefs with the
police, like how we are notreal I know nice, right, the

(31:23):
call center is probably not real happythey have to replace their gates. Men
arrested in Pennsylvania's Sunday after breaking throughthe gate of a nine one one call
center. Again. It's unclear whyhe did it, but he did say
he is the one and then quote, we are not real. Just a
fourth trip to Pennsylvania. I thinkPennsylvania was second place last year for more

(31:45):
On Awards. Fourth trip in twentytwenty three. First comedy clip in the
Morning. There is a season Saritalking about texting the ladies. I was
in a relationship for a few years, and I think in the time I
was in the relationship, all datingcommunitytion went exclusively to text. You can't
call anybody anymore. If you callsomeone, they're like, what are you

(32:05):
on fire? They quick wasting mytime? Text me that. And I
don't like texting people, especially girls. There's always miscommunication that happens business situation
I get into all the time.I'll text a girl and she text me
back right away. I text herback right away, She text me back
right away. I text her backright away. She takes me back right
away. I text her back rightaway, She texts me back right away.
Then I'll say something like all right, cool, so you want to

(32:28):
get pizza on Tuesday? And thenI don't hear anything, and I'm like,
what did just happened? I knowyou read that you sponnor the twenty
other things. I just said,what do you not like me anymore?
You don't have two seconds to sayyes I want to get pizza or no,
I don't want to get pizza.Would you check your phone into a
locker and go ride a roller coasterfor a few hours? What's the deal?

(32:50):
And after a few hours of noresponse, I get real upset and
I just want to send a TEXTAsays something like, well, guess who
just gotne invited to the pizza party? Because I hate you now, girl,
always write something bad. Sorry.I was at my niece's boy Laisie.
We got to turn off our folds. Whatever we're done. I finished
a piece of hours ago. I'mwhen my friend Brian, he's nice to

(33:12):
me. At this point, I'velearned how to just block out the most
annoying stuff around here. Oh Iget it because I'm annoying the Trevor d
in the Morning Show six to tenweekday mornings XL ninety three none if But
when the aliens invade, what arethe odds of surviving? In say North

(33:32):
Dakota compared to Minnesota. Maybe there'ssomewhere and more better we need to be.
Let's get into that next Excel ninetythree. Good morning, Good morning,
Well, good morning. How amI visiting with? This is Tim?
This is Tim Happy Kitchen Clutches ofAmerica day. Yeah, tell me

(33:52):
something that once when wrong all upin your kitchen. Well, I consider
myself a good cook and a cleancook. And I was kind of over
estimating my skills last year. AndI was making some peach jam on the
stove, and I thought I wassupposed to boil it for forty five minutes,
and it turns out it was justfor four two five minutes. Let

(34:13):
my pen on fire, and itcaught my cupboards pretty good with some planes
there. So and that taught youthat there's a reason there's a wall of
jams at a grocery store or likeHome of Economy, where there's about two
hundred different choices. It's just easierto buy some things. Yep, never

(34:34):
doing that again. It's not myfourtee. They're just scraping off the cupboards
and alete peach from bay La modeor something. No, I didn't.
It definitely went in the garbage,Jim, do you want to go to
the races and upcoming Friday at RiverCity Speedway? Maybe you want to go
to Transformers Rise at the Beasts numberone movie in the world right now?
Or holding out for the Flash openingup this Friday. Let's do Let's do

(35:00):
the races all right? River CitySpeedway? It is? How's the Father's
Day plans shaping up? Nothing?Nothing so far I have? If you
want me to put you on theshortlist, here this grill we're giving away
from Burger says Hardware, The WebberSpirit grill is coming Friday eight thirty five.
Shall I put you on the shortlistfor the grill? Absolutely? Thank

(35:22):
you, You're officially on the list. Him awesome? What station is?
Your car's making? A lot ofof circles at River City Speedway Connection XL
ninety three. Time for one morething on XCEL ninety three, one one
more Oh. If there is analien invasion, chances are the odds will

(35:44):
not ever be in our favor.We've seen the movies. A lot of
the movies we end up winning inthe end, So maybe I'm telling you
there's a chance. Any who websitejust conducted as godd determined which states citizens
would be better on in an alieninvasion, taking into account things like landscape
and terrain, defense signs, andmedical resources, plus food and beverage manufacturing

(36:09):
in the ends, Virginia had thebest alien survival score. Georgia was second,
followed by Massachusetts, New York,Louisiana, Illinois, Maryland, Missouri,
Alabama, and the closest one tohome in the top ten is Wisconsin.

(36:34):
A lot of trees, I guess, a lot of cheese, spotted
count beer, a lot of statesin the eastern and southern portion of America,
though now Flip signed here Flip signedto our conversation. The state where
you have the lowest chance of survivalNevada, where by the way, a
family just claimed to have seen auophone aliens. Also the homed area fifty

(36:57):
once they're already there. Arizona wasthe second most doom, followed by Wyoming,
Idaho, Nebraska, Oregon, Montana, New Mexico, Maine, and
Utah. Mostly western states with alot of remote areas, but as it
always is a battle between our twostates, the North Dakota Minnesota battle.

(37:22):
These survivals score the US states mostlikely to survive an alien invasion North Dakota
thirty three, so slightly below theaverage and just a little bit better.
I wouldn't think Minnesota would be better, just because again there's there's more wooded
areas to hide twenty eight from Minnesota. But if those sons and guns get

(37:43):
down here in December, January,February, or I guess this past year,
March or April, they'd be outof here in an hour. No
way, they would stay, lookdown on us and think, should we
take over these people, plunge theresources, harvest their crops, harvested them.

(38:07):
Yeah, Oh hell no, that'salien translate. Oh hell no,
that's an alien translation right there.Ninety three minutes commercial free set to fly.
How about we sending you to Vegasspeaking of Nevada might not survive an
alien invasion if they come, buthey, you'll enjoy a heck of a
concert at the iHeart Radio Music Festival. Win a trip before they go on

(38:29):
sale to the masses. You cansign up to win a trip by the
way at act elmody three dot comunder contest but win a trip keywordon texts
to two hundred two hundred is coming. I know Timmy wanted to go to
summer camp. But I miss himme too. Are you sad because you
were ten year olds away at summercamp? Yes, well you don't have
to be called a child substitutes atchild Substitutes will send someone over to your

(38:51):
house who will act just like yourkids, so you will miss him.
Hi, I'm your child substitute.What's for dinner? Well that sucks?
I want hot dogs. Don't youtalk to your mother? Lad at the
boss and me. I hate youboth and I'm never coming out of my
room. Wow, the child substituteis just like our kids. Yeah,

(39:12):
it's like Timmy never laughed. Oh, don't be sad because your kid has
a summer camp called the child Substitutes. We'll help you remember why you pack
them off the camp in the firstplace. Sounds like you could use a
little R and R run and riddlingthe Trevor d in The Morning Show six and ten
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