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August 31, 2023 • 47 mins
QUESTION DU JOUR: Weird Lies You Were Told As A Kid?
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The Trevor d Mini Morning Show.Podcasting no available through Google Play, iTunes,
Andy iHeartRadio app XCEL ninety three,k k xl XL ninty three Grand
Forks and i Heeart Radio Station.And Morning, Good morning, good morning.

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What are you doing. You're celebratingNational match Maker Day. There you
are, my magnificent match makers.The holiday for celebrating all those romantics who
just want to make sure everyone hassomeone to love. Well, I'm feeling
like quick Matchmaker. I shall matchMaker Day. You guys are so made
for each other. You tour madefor each other. Time happy and National

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match Maker Days, celebrating all thosegreat people who put together those little match
books and match sticks. Hey,this is from Fiddler on the Roof,
isn't it? Match Maker? MatchMaker? Make me a man? Remember
fact from school we did to play. Just look to your left, find
that garbage bind and toss out closelast couple of man points. But I

(01:06):
know what we're talking about too,so let me let me bring mine and
put them in the bed my citle. Yeah, we are very diverse individuals.
We know a lot about a lot. See here, I thought you
were gonna be impressed with my knowledge. Of that, and here you just
mocked me. But that's okay,I don't mock you, don't. I'm
impressed. Okay, we're not justthug brain dead dudes. There's a lot

(01:29):
we're cultured. There's a lot oflayers to us. Layers like like those
blooming onions, right, ogres,like blooming onions and ogres. R J's
back, Hey twice in a week. What's happened. It's it's like Christmas.
It's on anybody weekend, right,So it's kind of like yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's it's basicallyhere. Oh, I've been on weekend

(01:52):
mode since Monday. I haven't donea thing. Good for you, Yeah,
good for you. Let's let's lookat your forecast actually by live wire.
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think we were preaching to you guysthe other day. No complaining. The
only person who has a right tocomplains, like people who work on roofs.

(02:13):
Yes, sling they do. Ithink they're shingling dudes. Is their
jobs our snowman complain? Yeah?Mostly sunny eighty eight, breezy today,
south Wind's guest to thirty five milesan hour, mostly clear, sixty four
Tonight than Friday, Sunny and nineties. We begin our It begins with a
sigh. One last summertime throwback longweekend for Labor Day, brought to you

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by Hugo's Wine and Spirits, Sunnyand ninety Friday, Saturday, Sunday ninety
three and Sunday mostly Sunday ninety three. Get those throwbacks. It's it's I
mean today, throwback Thursday. We'lldo stuff like the request for kid Rock
is an example of what we aregoing to be playing, and not just
all summer lying for four days ina row, right right, Songs that

(02:59):
were big during summer months that willtrigger those summertime memories. Make us those
lists even if you're at Lake thethis weekend, and just fire up that
talk back Mike on the iHeartRadio appwhere you can listen Christ the Clear on
your your bluetooths. Yeah blue teeth, Yeah you're blue teeth, Yes,
get us those listen. We're notafraid to plug those songs in right through

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Monday afternoon. I don't know ifpeople know that about the Monorn technology.
You you've been on a beach inCancun. Before you get a notification,
you have literally have and then youget a request. You can just pop
in and my wife is she I'vemet she is, Oh, yes,
let's get into it. So let'sget into our question to short today college

(03:39):
students may be prepping for those eightam classes. We will have gift cards
and Diek's Pizza, Papa Murphy's ScoreJapanese Steakhouse, and get you on the
short list for free Bumus wings fora year from Buffalo Wild Wings going out
two weeks from this coming Monday,eight three, five am. And for
everyone else, we have football ticketsfor Saturday. We can get you into

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a movie at River Cinemas, intothe races. Race season's not done yet,
a couple more fridays to go inRiver City Speedway. I want to
know how those dudes do it,you know, sometimes in the ninety eight
degree day and you're in these hotcars in all of their gear and helmets.
I seriously don't know how they doit. I think they literally,
I've read somewhere can lose ten poundsin a race. I was just reading

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some NASCAR stuff one time. Ibelieve it and pounds are one thing.
How about life? I really Ireally hate to lose that. No,
that would be terrible. Yeah,yeah, have you found my life?
Yeah? Go on a million milesan hour around the track and suddenly yet
a little light at it and thenyou're done. Yeah, So be safe
out there, racers. I neverthought about it. I've gone to the
races many times. I've never thoughtlike, it's probably pretty hot out there.

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I think they enjoy the day's weirdchilly in the stands at River City,
you would imagine. Here's our questiondesire today weird lives you were told
as a kid. Throwback Thursday themequestion jore today. Let's see, how
about this one? My sister toldme if I put soap in my hair,
it would catch on fire. Ilove when siblings can mess with the

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younger siblings. Oh yeah, rightaway, you're thinking stuff adults told you.
Oh, let's see, Dad wasin jail, but she didn't know,
and he looked like the Rock,And mom told her her dad was
the Rock and traveling for wrestling,So she watched w W every Monday,
and then Dad would call from jailafter the match and they'd talk about it.

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It wasn't until she was a teenagerand realized her dad was not the
rock. Oh man, that's beautiful, Yeah, it really is. What
else do you guys have coming in? We're gonna start the winning early here
today about ten minutes ounce Barbe sayswhen I'd make a face mom and say

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stop at your face will freeze thatway. Oh yeah, yeah, parents,
parents did that. I wonder howmuch of some of the things our
parents tell us he's true, youknow, shampoo and soap and stuff like
that. I remember being out ofshampoo having to used the bar soap,
and then later your mom and Grahamwould say your hair will turn green or
gray if you do that. Isthat true? I never googled it.
I don't think it is. Idon't think it is. Why do they

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say things like there would be bigwarnings on the momaya, like don't use
this bar so because if you everhad to use that in a pinch,
oh for sure. Oh yeah,well aside from getting it in your eyes
accidentally, which is quite painful,but yeah, you have to do it.
But here, yeah you've heard thatmyth yes, half oh, you're
not the only one our jel okay. Michelle says, eating onions will put
hair on your chest. That's thething. Put hair on your chest,

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eat that liver, Yeah, that'strue. Or on your chest. Oh,
I don't know if I really wantthat. I'm sick. Six that's
true. Good point. Those firstgrade ladies will be impressed. Opened me
up for a full twelve years ofbullying, which never really happened anyway.

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But weird lies are told as akid. Old's winning here in just a
couple of minutes. Weird lies aretold as a kid. Let's see what
else my mom told me if Islept on a mattress without sheets, we'd
get sick. How about this one? When you blow your nose, little

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pieces of your brain come with it. Oh, come on, some of
you's got to be a sibling.I was gonna say. I was gonna
say, some of these have tobe siblings. Mom and dad, don't
tell you you're gonna blow your brainout. No, I don't think I
really did that to my I meanwe're all close. My family was close
at the same age. My brotherwas two years younger and my sister three
years younger than me. So likethere's no big age like five year difference

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where you could really manipulate. Ah, you missed out. I know you
would. I could see your brotherfilling it full of lies. Yeah,
the one they call Scottie. Yeah. Now, I don't know how it
was somebody so well, it wasoutright manipulation. You know, whatever he
had. If he had gotten somethingand I got something and he decided that

(08:07):
whatever I had was better, hewould somehow convince me that whatever. You
know, then I wanted to switch. You know it. It was things
like that. You know. Iwasn't manipulated too poorly, but I don't
Maybe I was blocked. Maybe Iblock blocked it up and I bringing it
back up this morning. Yeah,weird lives. You were told as a
kid, Amanda says, I wastold you kiss, you will get pregnant.

(08:31):
Oh boy, I'm guessing that wasmost likely not the siblings. That
was your Fasha. That was afaa. Yeah, definitely a faja.
Marsha says I was told blackbirds weregoing to get me if I didn't listen.
That's scary. And I guarantee Marsha'sgot a little bird phobio. When
you're walking around, the blackbird onthe just hanging on your mailbox. She

(08:54):
probably does. This has got tocome from a faja as well, poor
pop on the ground, and itwill grow into a soda tree. I
can see a dad saying that,or sibling. That's either dad or sibling,
and sometimes dad's sibling. Things theycross over because that's just a way
to occupy a kid for a while. Yeah, and you know, so
they don't waste their well, waita second, so they dump their soda

(09:16):
out. Yeah, you have toask him, you know. But you
know those little little tasks you havekids when they're just annoying and the fun
and them mocking. Hey, gothink your soda and just put a little
bit by those one hundred trees over, just a little dab, and you've

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got to do it evenly. That'sgonna occupy him forty five. That's true.
That's true. I think I've heardthis. I don't know if there's
any truth to dangers of showering duringa thunderstorm. This is what we're gonna
have to google, because you know, this brings up another interesting conversation,
these things, these safety things likehow often did you hear when you were
a kid, Like if you you'refighting with your brother or sister, you

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turn the interior, a light onthe dome, light in the car where
you're driving, and then there's theparents there. It's illegal so illegally you
can't do that. Well, apparentlyit isn't. I know, I didn't
find that out thirty Yeah. Yeah, I think we might have found out
the same name. Like, waita second, because I yell at my
kids, you know, I perpetuatethe lie. So how's that any different

(10:18):
than having a screen going right right? Well there one of those. Yeah,
but you know, so it's notillegal, but it is I suppose
maybe a safety thing because it isreally hard to kind of see. Sometimes
it die when those lights are on. But I think there might be truth.
There might be truth to the takinga shower during understorm you can get
hit by lightning because I think usas radio people, we may have had
to read that precaution from the NationalWeather Service on the air before. Lord

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knows if we absorbed anything with thingsthat we read, Trevor, we would
know. Well, you know howit is when there's severe weather, there's
just so much information going on,and something's coming out of your mouth while
you're reading something that's you're coming Yeah, people don't realize that things come out
of here. Very few things goingto hear. I'm pointing to different parts
of the guys, can't tell youknow what I'm talking about. Yeah,
getcha. Yeah, let's let's goto arena. This morning, A good

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morning. A topic of conversation today. Weird little lies you were told as
a kid. Yeah, you guysstill doing weird lies? Oh yeah,
a little weird lies we were toldthe kid. Okay, so when I
was little, mind you. Iwas born in the late eighties. When
I was little, my sisters usedto show me photographs of us, and

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when pictures came with doubles, theytold me that it was my twin sister
and that I pushed her in theroad in front of a semi and she
died. And I believed them fora really long time. I must have
been about seven or eight, untilI finally realized, like, hey,
all these photos have two copies,So you thought you had blacked out pushed

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sister all? Wow? Yeah,yeah, for a long time they told
me I killed my twin sister.At least it was seven or eight,
not like seventeen eighteen. We're nothingbut black in your own little corner in
high school, just thinking about yourtwin sister waiting for that horror movie to
start. That is something else.I think about it a lot, and

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I always wonder, like, whatare my kids gonna tell Eachecks? Oh
did you get did you get thesiblings back? Was there any vengeance?
No? I was the youngest,so there was an opportunity for vengeance.
Can you still do it? Canyou have someone dress up exactly like you
and you're right around Halloween? Scarethe living? But Jesus out of your

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ships. Oh my god, it'smy twin sister back from the dead.
What do you do it? We'llhelp you work on this one. Oh.
I don't know how, but we'llhelp. Oh for sure, I'm
totally in. That's that's a uniqueone. I'm glad you call it.
Man. That was That was agreat what's out the window? R J?

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I don't know, Like my dogdoes that too? Are you looking
at I don't know looking there's somesinister looking kids out there. No.
I we will get to trend again. Welcome back, Happy first day of
high school for the high schoolers andgrand forks. Today I got to see
a lot of that. So ifyou want to go back to the window,
We've got to take a call here. You have work to do.

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Trending. How many of us areborn most of the time during the work
week. We'll get into that next. Good Morning, Good morning? Who
are we visiting with, Sindy,Sindy, Little lies? You were told
as a kid? Oh God,you wouldn't believe if they told me I
was adopted? Oh they did?Who did your parents? No? My

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sisters? How old was everybody here? We're there's five of us, we're
all girls, and we're all twoyears apart. Oh so uh are you
the youngest? Of course? Andthey all told you you were adopted?
Yeah? Wow. When you whenyou hear from four sources, you start

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to believe it, don't you.Cindy, Were we starting were we in
tears? Were we starting to searchfor our real parents? Well? How
far did this go? Were afort and found out one Christmas? Because
someone slipped up? No, Imean, I know, I don't know.
I mean I guess they were alwayskidding about things, so I guess

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I really never Okay, you tookit with a grain of hard but I
mean never crept into mom and Dad'sroo when they were sleeping and yanked out
of Harrison could DNA testing. Nowadays, you could do that. Yeah right,
well, I hope you've gotten overyou know that, Cindy, and
you know you're comfortable with your identity. Now we're glad everyone definitely, hopefully

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everyone still gets along. Yeah,hey, send, what do you want
to do here? You want tofootball Saturday? Maybe you want to go
to the races and upcoming Fronday atRiver City Speedway. Oh, just get
you a movie at River Cinema.I'll go to that theater. And she
said it right, Oh, youare a local around here, because that's

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how we all speak. Cindy.Wood Station just sent you to the theater.
Ninety three am. The trending tagtrendy on Excel ninety three brunch,
what's my old for Evan's Cakes andmore. Events are made sweeter by treats

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made right here in Grand Forks,says oh for Heaven's Cakes and more on
the Grand City's mall. I wouldhave guessed ten percent. Maybe, seriously,
how many people are bordering the realquick? I would have thought ninety
ninety Okay, so maybe this isthis is how removed you are from the
regular person, Trevor, because you'rein radio. You don't really get bored.

(16:00):
It's so much going on right,right, But I mean a lot
of jobs out there. You justI think now there's a lot of hype
about younger people starting exciting careers.Of course, in reality they end up
being bored out of their minds.But it's still it's this is more than
you than you thought, but it'sless than I thought. A new study

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found there about forty six percent ofAmericans are bored at work for at about
averages to what we both said.There is this true, So that's I
guess now, I'm now I'm acceptingthat. That's called the wisdom of the
pack. I believe that is whatthat's called. Anyway, they're bored at
work for at least three days ofthe work week. Uh. Ninety percent
of the people who are bored andhave callers degrees said you know what they

(16:41):
said, didn't see that coming thatthat's actually what it says. Didn't see
that coming. Yeah, okay.Uh. Seventy one percent of people say
they are happy with their current role, thirty five percent of people say they
enjoy their work, thirteen percent admitto being unsatisfied, and the main problem
seems to be jobs become monotonous,and that is the worst thing to every
one percent of workers who have beenin the same role for two years say

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their job just feels two routine.And I mean, and maybe that's in
radio, how you get out ofit? You know, we're doing the
same thing every day, so whatwe're getting different information, we're getting to
say different things, you know,and when the it's always their portion of
the day comes around, it's alwaysdifferent directions. It's not do this from
ten to ten fifteen, it's aten third's it's not a set schedule,

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right, So that's why you werethinking, how can anybody be more to
work because you're so far removed fromreality because people too like kind of watch
movies on their computers as during slowdays, and I just can't envision having
time from Yeah, exactly exactly.They used to call me. I worked
in radio before twenty years. Theycalled me mister Happiness Trevor. They sarcastically,

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they thought me a j I'm afun loving guy. They thought I
was the jerk because I wouldn't evengive like four seconds to talk to anybody
because that took away from whatever Iwas doing. I get it. I
can't imagine being that way. Let'sgo find those people and push them down.
Yeah, they need to be pusheddown lightly. Nothing that's gonna be
bodily, man, get back atthem. Let's get them. That's trending.

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Hopefully you're not bored at work today. Now it's time for an unbelievable
as we welcome to our radio programCBL Gourdney Barstead, Logan, Remax,
Grand Grand Cities Living. I shouldreally shorten that up. You should.

(18:40):
It kills me every time Courtney up. Guess who's here today? It is?
It is Actually let's try back tofun throwback Thursday day today. This
is what I love is you neverprepare me for that. I do like

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that about you, Trevor. Andyou know that's why I don't do this
very often because I like when peopleare excited to see me. And the
only time that ever happens is ifI'm not there that often. See Yeah,
yeah, you don't want people toget to you excited. When we
used to do this every morning together, every day. I'm I know,
I'm excited, but our J's gotto be really excited because his show doesn't

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start till two in the afternoon andhe just bops on end at seven in
the morning, that we're gonna makea day of That's called motivation, my
friend. It is. Yeah,well and it's it's good though, because
like I heard r J last Thursdayand he would like Trevor be back tomorrow.
And it was a reminder like,oh, yeah, I'm on on
Friday. Oh you know, andthen see and then I hear you in

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the afternoons, like I heard youin the afternoon. What was it Saturday,
Trevor. So then I sent myparents to Nelson Ford. You know,
all the things I need. Ineed the afternoon for your parents were
lovely at nelson Ford. Meeting themfor the first time after all of these
years. That's pures together. Itwas great. Oh that's awesome. You

(20:08):
know. I can't remember. Imay have hooked mom up. I can't
remember. Maybe or an excellent blouse. Yeah. I texted them and I
said, go get yourself a freebuff. They know that Nelson's from Williston,
you see, and they're from Wilton. I said, go get your
friends to Nelson's and say hi Trevor. All right, so what a what

(20:30):
a what a fun little day foreveryone. Well, we're having fun we're
gonna jump into random banks. You'regonna slap back us, slap back at
us with some buying and selling homeinformation, and then we'll hit you with
the question of the throwback Throwback Thursdaythemed question to short today. So shall
we begin. Let's let's I've neverbeen inside at Costco. I know Fargo

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has, Winnipeg has. It's basicallythe same as Sam's Club, but they
have a beer and golf balls.From what I know, guess what item
they sell the most. That isa big hit for them as then they
take a hits. Not they're makinga lot of money. I think you
know this. It's their chicken arej nail that Costco loses forty million dollars

(21:18):
a year selling rotisserie chickens for fourninety nine. But it's worth it because
they drop people into the store andthey buy other stuff too. You're never
going to Sam's Club, for example, and buy and you wouldn't just go
in there to get any might planlike I need. I like the Malcolm
Sam's Club. Yeah they have chickena Samps club. Yes they do interesting,

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Yes they do. But you knowyou know what I'm saying. I've
never made it that far I goin for for summer and I come out
with a television, so I don'tknow. I didn't know I needed three
grand pianos. There's food there.Okay. Do you want to know what
I used to go into Samsub specificallyfor? Was that when I when I
was when I was pregnant, Ithe pot high you tremendous time. Oh,

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I mean, we've got to becareful how much we talk about the
Sam's Club pop pies too, becauseyou'll go next time there will be none
to be found beause they will besold. You can't yep, yep,
don't get word out to make fivea day. I think. And when
I was pregnant, I was likevicious and I would see I'd be like
mine. Yeah yeah, it's I'vegot someone in my freeze or just in

(22:27):
case. So I'm not disappointed ifI go in there. This's none for
sale. Okay, geez, youguys have enlightened me. And I'm not
pregnant. This is another fact asfar as I know. Maybe some morning,
if our ja's then I'll bake apot pie. I'll come in with
a pop get it. We'll giveyou, We'll give you advanced notice before
that day. I want this.Yeah, I'll well, yeah, I

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did that because I need to takeout Sam's Club for my pot pie.
All right, we've got some plannerto do, but we've got more facts
to it right now. That didn'tknow. John Quincy Adams though the Earth
was hollow and approved to journey totravel to the center of the planet to
prove it. But he lost thenext election to Andrew Jackson before it could
happen, and Jackson killed the plant. Dad, I don't understand because he

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was a smart dude. I don'tthink I can't see that coming from Quincy
Adams. Yeah, he was anambassador for Crana. Andrew Jackson must have
been chicken to do it himself.He's Stonewalldham. You history books will get
that joke. But she didn't know. When the US became a country in

(23:30):
seventeen seventy six, China's population wasalready over three hundred million, which is
around what America's population is today twoyears ago. Unbelievable. Wow, I
did read. If I can boreyou more with China's population that they're they're
employaking a hit and they're trending downwardin a heartbeat because of their one child

(23:53):
child policy. In fact, nowIndia has overtaken them as the most populous
country on the planet. Do youtwo all of a subscription and prescription to
National Geographic Magazine? He's like,yeah, yeah, come on, are
you telling me something I don't know? Huh? All right, I bet
you didn't know. The guy whoinvented the super soakers water a gun,

(24:17):
he knows them all. Wouldn't thatbe? I'd be the coolest kid on
the block if mom kept giving methis new prototypes. It was a guy
he worked in NASA and helped developthe stealth bomber. Then his parents said
do something with your life, andhe went in his squirt guns. Yeah,
that's a fact. That's a factthat his retirement job. I don't

(24:40):
know, but that's a crazy story, really is. And finally, I
want you guys to let's talk ballshere. Major League Baseball. How many
balls do they use per game?Courtney of being you're the lady, will
let you guess. First balls thirteenballs are j oh sixty. MLB uses

(25:00):
an average of eighty four to onehundred and twenty balls per game and approximately
nine hundred thousand per season. League'sannual budget for balls is ten million dollars.
Each ball costs around seven bucks beforetaxes and shipping, so low.
Why I mean there's like one homerun every other game. Yeah. But

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the foul balls, well, ifa ball hits the dirt, the pitcher
wants a new ball. Yeah,or you'll get the ball back. If
it's a foul ball, well,sometimes I go way off the Yeah.
And if the thing can come overthere, if it's fouled the way,
someone will and toss it to thetoss into a kid in the stands there,
very loose with their balls. MajorLeague Baseball game. Yeah, sure,

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no doubt, no doubt. Wow, everyone gets the ball. Yeah.
Well, speaking of balls, Courtney, it is in your court.
Yes, the ball is in yourcourt. To talk about buying and selling
homes, Courtney Ball, said LoganRemix Grand Grand Cities Living. What you're
going to educate us about today,willis Yeah. Well, but I think

(26:07):
the theme of the week is everyone'spreparing that, dare I say, for
the fall. So even though it'sgoing to be like one hundred degrees this
weekend, so let's not even putaway our little plastic pools yet. But
I've actually visited with a lot ofpotential sellers this week, talking about you
know, we're not sure when wewant to selve, maybe in the next
two months, and what that lookslike. And so what I'm doing is

(26:30):
lining all of them up for photosbecause right now we have if you've watered
your grass even just a little bit, we've got some green grass. Usually
the flowers are looking okay, exceptfor mine, they're already dead. And
it's nice to take those exterior photoseven if we're not ready for the interior
photos. So if you're kind ofmullying around, you know we might be

(26:52):
selling in the next few months,give me a holler, because I can
get that scheduled and then at leastwe have those in our in our files.
We're ready to go, because thenwe can launch your listing. Say
it's December, you know, orit's in crusty February. We can show
people what the lawn looks like ifyou've got something to highlight. I actually
have two people with in ground poolsthat I'm speaking to, and so we

(27:18):
did some drone footage to showcase that. So then you know, if those
listings do decide to come up,then in December. You can see exactly
what that space looks like a wailafter. Can you talk to them about
just buying the in ground pool.I don't really want to move, but
I kind of like the in groundpool. Yeah, yeah, they get

(27:44):
out her move it. God no, But the hot spring folks, we
can get one put in for you, so I think we can get you
sit up there. But the ingrampool is great. Bro. I luckily
have two in my hopper right now, and I'm excited to hopefully launch those
bad boys feeling so make we can. You know what we can do is
we could just we could all likeput our pennies together, get it,

(28:07):
get a place, you know,share it. What can go wrong?
Sounds like a great reality television jo. Yeah, once in a while.
Guess who's your arg He lives heretwice a week. Yep. We could
bring we could bring back like thereal world. Yeah, getting those photos
though before everything outside is deed.Yeah it's coming. Yeah. When my

(28:34):
mom was prevous weekend, she gaveme shot about the flowers. So I'm
sorry, I can only keep certainthings alive. Contact. How can you
be a superhero realtor for somebody nearus right now? Absolutely, so you
can give me a call seven zeroone five eight zero two zero two four.

(28:56):
You can find me on social mediaat Grand Cities Living. A lot
of people slide into my DM,so please come and do that. We
can chat about whatever there and thenonce in a while you can find me
at thirteen seventy five South Plamire Roadis sweetly here in Grand Park. Question
does your today I share weird lines? You're told as a kid, do

(29:18):
you have any My dad always toldme that the fish would not come and
bite if I talked in the boat. Oh, Colas, Oh that's so
so mean. Instead of saying shutoff, court man, Yeah, I
couldn't see her now that I've metyour dad him saying something like that.

(29:42):
Yeah, he just needed a littlelike moment of peace, Like he'll be
fishing off the dock and then thegrandkids are like, we want to go
fishing, and I'm sure he's like, oh, but you can't talk to
fish wone bite And back then youdidn't have your mobile device to occupy you,
or you could just log on toww dot dot org. Parents used
to have to tell their kids,do you shut up? You bug me?

(30:02):
Right now? We're just like here. Yeah, we don't actually say
it, We just shove them.Yeah, yeah, zip day. Yeah,
you guys are big plans for thelaborious day. You're gonna go to
undie football or anything crazy and gohome and pout and count down the minutes
to get to come back to worktoo. That's That's what I'm gonna do

(30:25):
to Yeah. Yeah, long weekendswith the burst. I think I think
I think me and the goons aregonna do some backyard camping again. We
did that a couple of weeks ago. This is it, you know,
That's what I tell them. Imean, I shrink out of here soon.
So for me, it's Dad's birthdaythis weekend, so I'm gonna pop
up to Peg City for a visitand maybe a cocktail. See those are
plans, Trevor. But I stillwill be pouting and count down the minutes

(30:48):
till Tuesday morning. Yeah you Courtney, Hey, listen, you know,
I think I think we're gonna goto undie football. We're gonna put up
the plastic pool again. And thenI don't know what you guys, but
college football kick up and so otherthan you Undy football, I'm going to
be trying to sit my butt asmuch as possible in front of the TV
because I love me some college football. All right, well, it looks

(31:11):
like you got all work done.Good weekend you, and we'll do this
when the fall is here and probablythe leaves will be all off the trees
and seven more sad. Yep,yep, yep. Put all your white
pants away after Labor Day had done? Now, brother, never what I
ever? Yep? All right,great talking to you, Corton. He
will do it again. Can't wait. Enjoy your weekend. Let me put

(31:33):
it this way your Thursday morning moreon award, yes, or on my
next l ninety three. The ironyhere is now everybody knows. We meet
a thirty year old guy named Mashawnmccrab who got arrested in Barrow Beach,
Florida. This happened Tuesday after attackinghis ex girlfriend for making fun of let's
just say him being a little okay, okay, okay. She's forty two,

(32:00):
so twelve years older than him.They have three kids together, so
he is fully functional, we'll justsay in that particular area. But she
sued him multiple times for not payingchild support. Sounds like she intentionally tried
to wind him up Monday by textinghim a photo of another guy's business,

(32:22):
oh and telling him he couldn't quitemeasure up by fracing like that, and
all the kids are going back toschool, Bernie, okay Now? Instead
of texting her back, she says, he showed up in her house around
midnight and attacked her. She hada bloody nose. When cops got there,
she told them he grabbed her bythe neck and punched her in the

(32:44):
face of some serious stuff here.He was already gone by then, but
they tracked him down. He's facingbattery and burglar charges. Guy attacked his
acts for making fun of him,just not being I have no comment,
not being high enough, thirty yearold Sean McGriff on the totem pole.

(33:08):
Is that what you're saying? Yes, okay, I think we did a
pretty good job delivering the story.You did I did. No matter who
was lost, you did a greatjob and they lived happily ever a half.
There you go, well get himfor the thirty first time. Now,
in twenty twenty three, we goto Florida k xl XL ninety three

(33:30):
grand forks n Old Trump and diedit twice. Shut your looks nice.
The guy from Price is right,and Bie Herman died. G op argued
on stage a Byron Mamie raps thatSpanish World Cup kiss what's gross? August
oteos August otios at Salabama dock sidethere they like with bolding chairs down with

(33:58):
burg Ojen's playing button barbies. Augustrain landing four moved by search for NeSSI
comes up dry well, Florretta getssoaked. August out yo, August out
yoga. Ay. We are justabounce really hours away from telling August to

(34:23):
get got here. It is Augustthirty first tanks heale Nutty three eight Oho
eight little rain shower line thunderstorm line, I shouldn't say storm shower line.
That is showers trying to creep throughright now and not going to be a
big whoop, And Skuys will besunny again soon eighty eight and breezy south

(34:45):
wind's got to thirty five miles perhour. I heard this on the news
the other day this week, andI completely believe it because I don't remember
any severe thunderstorm warning for Grand Forksyet this year. Is this is odd,
isn't it. We're way down forthe weather service issuing severe thunderstorm watchboxes.
We've had all the smoke we canhandle. And yeah, it really

(35:07):
isn't in that windy either. Yeah, I mean today we will have breeze.
Yeah, I don't know what's happeningis come to think of it.
Yeah, slight chance of a showerthunderstorm this morning. If anything's going to
happen, it will be within thenext hour here sunshine otherwise eighty eight and
breezy south wind's gust of thirty fivemostly clear sixty four tonight than Sunday ninety
Friday, Sunday ninety three, Saturdaymostly Sunday ninety three Sunday Sunday. Can't

(35:31):
wait, It's will be a goodone. Question is your fun question today?
On a throwback Thursday, think ofbusiness Thursday and progress to keep telling
us about those great area businesses deserve. Ed of the gorgeous arrangement from blows
my misty will make my job toughto pick a winner tomorrow, So love
ED. Let's keep those coming too. But threads on the trivity and next

(35:54):
EL ninety three Facebook pages. Questionis your weird lives You're told as a
kid just look at it? Moreof these coming in. We've all heard
this. Francesca says, don't swallowgum. Well, a little twist to
this one. Your buns will sticktogether if you swallow gum. I've heard
thee it will be in your yourbelly for life, for life. Yep,

(36:15):
you it doesn't digest. That's alittle twist. Yeah, Allison has
two. If you step on acrack, you'll break your mama's back.
It's funny how I walk down sidewalksand still try to avoid the cracks because
don't want mom's back to hurt.She'll therefore need a bonus glass of brandy
before bedtime. I don't want that. I have not heard this one.

(36:40):
I had to reread this one becausethere was a typo or so screw.
Yeah, yeah, I'm rereading itright now. Okay, I'll let you
try because I'll just fail. Thankyou. If you touch a screw,
will you go over a bridge,it'll be good luck. And you had
to hold your breath while passing acemetery. I'm not sure why he had

(37:01):
to do that one. Okay,I've never heard the lunch Oh yeah,
you're right. Yeah, you toucha screw while you go over a bridge?
It will be good. Yeah,because it's because the type was his
bride, and this is what Iwas having a problem with. Touch of
bride. Yeah yeah, find abride. Oh maybe, yeah, there's
a bride walking down the bridge orwalking over on the sidewalk. Reach your

(37:23):
hand out the windows. Good luck, you never know, Keep sharing,
keep sharing. Today we're gonna playa game. How well do you know
pumpkin spice being I mean it's earlynow, but I would say Tuesday's official
Pumpkin spice seasons. What are wegoing to do that. We're gonna play
thirty five. We'll give you somepotential Pumpkins spice products. Get three out

(37:45):
of five, right, we'll getyou into you any football and the races
or a movie at River Cinema.So that's coming up. Okay, have
you ever let's try and have youever had one too many drinks? Had
gone home with an unfortunate looking person? Unfortunate look, fortunate looking. I
don't know if that's worse than right. I mean, you're ugly, but

(38:07):
if you go you're unfortunate looking,that means I feel sorry for the way
that you look. I don't know, I think that might be even worse.
That's the way we're supposed to sayin twenty twenty three, But I
think it's worse the idea. Sayit how you like. The idea that
alcohol makes ugly people attractive may notbe true after all. In fact,
a new study found beer goggles mightjust be a myth. Previous studies of

(38:30):
it volunteers look at random photos andrate how attractive people were. In those
studies did find we see people ashot or if we've had a few drinks.
But the new study added another littlewrinkle to this here. Okay,
this time it was closer to theactual experience of being a single person at
a bar, and volunteers were toldthey'd be meeting the people in the photos.

(38:52):
For some reason, that made adifference. Being sober or drunk did
manner. They rated people's looks thesame either way. Now, the study
did find there's another term we usethat is pretty accurate though, alcohol is
like liquid courage. I see,that makes sense, we did, right,
I mean, we're just chattier,right, no matter if you talk

(39:15):
a lot or talk a little,you're chattier when you're the adult. Everage
is a full like wine. Yourname Hello? After rating the photos.
Volunteers we has to pick the peoplethey wanted to meet in person, and
after a few drinks, they werealmost twice as likely to choose the ones
they'd rate it as being the hottest. In other words, were definitely more
likely to walk right up and shootour shot if we've had a shot or

(39:38):
two. So okay, I've neverreally thought they were you know the thing.
It's just more like, eh,whatever, liquid courage. Yeah right,
I don't think it. Actually,you don't actually see this unfortunate looking
person is Hey, this is great, This is terrific. Now, I
see you're It's not a shallow howtype of situation? What it is?

(39:59):
It's like visit with you anyway?Yeah, I think we made good sense
to that. Yeah, we suredid. Excel Mney three. One more
thing on the way before we goninety three minutes commercial free. I'm gonna
tell you why Trevor Dy should beeating his Hammoker's upside down. I'm very
curious. I've been doing this wrongfor too long. We'll get into that

(40:21):
momentarily. Excel Mney three, Goodmorning, Hi, Hey who are we
visiting with? This is Becca?Becca? How how much do you love
the pumpkin spice lattes and the fallI used to like them, but I

(40:43):
can't eat clothes, so I hadthe number free. Oh, man,
clothes are terrible. You can't eathim or you just don't like him.
Oh I'm allergic? But really,can you just get like a gas station
machine pumpkin spice latte. I'd assumethat's just sugar. Yeah, I don't
know. Yeah, if you're allergicto it, don't don't take Trevor's.

(41:06):
I just try it. Yeah,yeah, I think there's closing exploring all
on in that too. Well.I tell you, Becca, this is
going to be difficult. Have youheard about the butt wipes? Right,
I've never uttered that phrase to anybody. Those our trending Tuesday pumpkin spice butt
wipes are things. This game herewith pumpkin spice products, you have to

(41:28):
tell us if they're real or fake. And I'm telling you this is going
to be fairly difficult because the worldis crazy and eight plus with us is
three out of five. Yeah,sixty percent. That means we'll get you
to ONDI football, maybe the racistRiver City Speedway, or we'll send you
to the go see a movie onAre you ready, Mabel, I'm ready,
all right, all right, herewe go. Number one, Pumpkins

(41:52):
spice Axe body spray. Do youthink that's real or fake? Oh?
God, that would be fake.Probably that's a fact. That's a fact.
It's a fake. That's a see. I'm surprised that one's face.
I exactly. I would have totallysaid real hashtake me too. Yep,
so you would have too. Okay, yep, all right, I need

(42:15):
two more. You've got four morechances. Good start, all right,
Pumpkin spice Pringles. I would saythat's probably a fact. That is a
fuck. That's a fuckt wow.I've never seen them. You don't think
I would buy them? I'd likeregular. I like the red Red Can

(42:37):
Pringles. All away, We're Redcan Pringle Boys. Are you a Red
can Pringle girl? No? Oh, I guess that'll be our band.
We'll be the Red can Pingle Boy, Red Can Pringle Boys. I love
it. One more. Becca.See if you can bat a thousand year
she can't. I have no faithin her whatsoever. All Right, Pumpkin

(42:58):
spice kit cats real or fake?I'm a real sons fust Wow, you're
debtit, Beckham. You get threeout of three. I thought you were
that's a that's one of our toughestgames we've had. Seriously, is because
I even know the answer, andI'm almost getting half of these rongs.

(43:19):
I would have guess no, yeah, you get to yeah, yeah,
Well Beckam, what do you wantto do here? Football on Saturday?
Maybe? Oh? We gets youto the racist still a few fridays left
to go at River City Speedway.Oh, we just send you off to
a movie at River Cinema, themovie see what where? Where? Where
do you want to go? Thetheater? Yeah? Does she get a

(43:45):
bonus? You're going to the theater? Becca reddle us? This what station?
Is your pumpkin Spice connection? EXOninety three. It's time for one
more thing on XL ninety three.One more time fun more. All right,
I'm curious. Normally we're trying toseise the listeners to keep listening,

(44:07):
and you got me hook line andstinkerd as to why I need to correct?
Okay, flip my burger and eatit upside down? And I've been
wondering now for about ten minutes.Okay, good job. Are you going
to have some burgers this weekend?Oh? I'm telling you there's a chance
grilled some last weekend, still acouple leftovers. Well, I want you,

(44:29):
Trevor to try eating that bad boyupside down. Okay, but why
why? Well, there's three mainbenefits, according to the hamburger eating experts.
Okay, the crown or top ofthe bun is thicker and sturdier,
less mess, so it's less likelyto droop and let all that stuff out.
Okay, I'm Christine. It's especiallytrue with greasy burgers because the bottom

(44:49):
bun can already be a little soggyby the time you get to eat it.
Don't, come to think of it, I've done it like that at
restaurants because they put so much stuffon it, and you and yeah,
and you almost instinctively do it.You just flip it up. That's how
I do. But I guess Ido how I do. Think I do
too a lot of times, especiallywhen there's a lot of stuff on it.
It exposes your taste buds to moreflavy yours. I suppose it does,

(45:12):
because flipping it over means the burger'stop with everything on it, you're
gonna get that's gonna get on thetop of your your tongue there condom and
stop. It's more. There's asubtle, butt noticeable difference, they say.
Also, it's easier to pick aburger up when you eat it upside
down, put it on your platelike normal. It should only be upside
down when it's in your hands.Okay, if you're eating it right side

(45:35):
up, you have to slide yourthumbs under it. But from the ergonomics
standpoint, it's actually easier to slideyour fingers under with your thumbs on top
and then flip at eighty degrees.Man, that's true, Holy cow,
Because you're eating red side up,you got your thumbs under, fingers on
top, beat it upside down,you grab it, you leave it on

(45:57):
your plate. Normal, You gotyour thumbs on top of it, and
then you flip it over. Itis better. Are you blown? Minds
other than mine and yours? Ihope, I hope, I hope some
other people are interested. But weshare some pictures of your you guys this
weekend grill and burgers during liver Daylong weekend, share some pics of you
eating burger subside down. Yeah,we'll put you in the hop or for
a little something special. Utah,we'll get a little something some for it.

(46:19):
Think about that Mabel interesting. Themore we know, well, we're
gonna get some of the vegas hereHigh Heart Radio Music Festival ten minutes of
the trip goes out. You canbe like Casey Noreene who won his trip
a thousand dollars spending money that's comingup to twenty second, twenty three September,
which I mean that's right around thecorner now. But something tells me

(46:40):
if you win that you somehow blockoff that time. Yes, and you
make it, you may go work. It's that time of year again when
Halloween stores pop up all over.Just look where your favorite store they closed
months ago used to be, especiallyif it was downtown or in the struggling
mall. That depressing empty space isnow a Halloween store for the next six
weeks or so, and if thebuilding owners are really lucky, the Halloween

(47:02):
store people might transition to selling Christmasdecorations, which means two more months of
income before returning to gaping emptiness anddespair. But until then, support your
local fly by night, short livedHalloween store so transient it's scary. I
think we're about to start a radioshow. Let's quiet down. Time to

(47:22):
be mature. The Trevor d Inthe Morning Show six to ten weekday mornings,
Excel ninety three
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