What Makes You Feel Fancy

QUESTION DU JOUR: What MAkes You Feel Fancy?
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Originally Aired: Friday, January 5th, 2024

Episode Transcript

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It's the Trevor de Mini Morning Showpodcast no available through Google Play, iTunes
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Yesterday's time today on the show youany hockey tickets for you? It's happy
to you day four today. Talkabout that in a moment, and comedian

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Charlie Barns will be at the ChesterFritz next Thursday. Got your opportunity at
ticket It's this morning. We're goingto get back into our question a jour.
But first, here's what you missedhighlight, how are you read TV?
The entertainment world and whatever? Here'swhat you missed on Excel ninety trees.

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So a man was tackled by customersafter jumping over the counter of a
Starbunch located inside a target to steala box of pink Stanley tumblers. I
give you the moment that he attemptedto steal the cups and was then tackled
by a customer. Get him,get him, stop him, step him,

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step him, Look at this isin sane. Look at this he's
in sne I think we'll have tohave a conversation about it. I don't
get the hype of certain things againbecause I mean, I know they they're
good, But to get to thatextreme for the Stanley Tumblers, I guess
I don't understand. There's a lotI don't understand, but things I think

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are over hype. Twolve of thatconversation in the near future. My question
of the day today, what makesyou feel fancy? Do you eat and
drink generic versions of just about everything. That's what Laura says. But when
I have a brand named fizzy waterin my fridge, I feel so fancy.

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When I wear an oversized winter jacketwith fur on the hood, I
basically Jane Low at least hit myhead. That's funny. What makes you
feel fancy? Maybe it's a certainplace should go. Maybe it's a certain
restaurant. Maybe it's a certain orderfrom any old restaurant. What makes you

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feel fancy? I have happy newyou winning on the way, and your
choices three different gift guards. Ihave a gift guards simply may do a
little housekeeping. QW Wellness massage andspy intrigued you, you can win off
fifty dollars gift guard to QW hereat seven forty five, and I have
gift guards to Billy Soap twenty eighthAvenue South take care of those winter dry

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hands some unique products for Valentine's sayingso much more. Go see Billy Billy
Soap on twenty eighth Avenue South acrossfrom right Alkalaesia. We'll get you qualified
for two hundred and fifty dollars toSupplime aesthetic professionals. You any hockey tickets
for tonight and tomorrow and Charlie Barnscomedian Charlie Baron's at the Chester for its
next Thursday. Should be a funshow. Can get you there. You
choose what you want to do,winning on the way at seven forty five.

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Let's wait a little this morning.What makes you feel fancy? My
question of the day today threads onthe Trivity the Xcel Nutty three Facebook pages
as we say good morning to Caseytwenty three. Yeah, you ask what
makes what makes the true feel fancy? Yeah? What makes you feel fancy?

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Honestly, if you're from North Dakotaand you still have your family intact,
and you still have your sanity atthe end of the day. Great
dinner at Applebe's, will do it? Applebee's Applebee's there, Yeah, fancy
like apple bee fancy like Applebee's.But in North Dakota, of course,

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we got to have that play inthere. I feel even more fancy when
I get to Happy Hour at threein the afternoon. The appetizer's a half
price. Well, heck yeah,they need to start offering free ubers.
If they're going to get you thatfree free Happy Hours, I'm sure you're
keeping you still free. Now youcan order more stuff, all these apps
on your table. It's it's afeast for kings and queens, Yes,

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sir, I agree. Well,good answer your shot to Winny at seven
this morning and eat thirty five tooawesome. I will be all listen.
I don't want to be awake rightnow. Every time you hit the snooze
button, an angel gets beaten todeath, and I don't hear no one
saying anything about that. Hey,wait, god, stupid, there's ain't
no time to nap. This radioshow is not intended for listeners, so
we got to get out of here. Trevor d in the morning show on

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Excel ninety three. Excel Nighty threeJust because you love Throwbacks Weekend, brought
to you by Jersey Mike Sobs.Give me a list, shoot me three.
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we're talking, I mean, maybenot snooty Snoodleton's, but just something that
makes you feel fancy. First,thanks for list. Ben says, I'm
a very simple man. Nothing makesme feel like a fancy boy more than
a brand new pair of socks that'sgoing on for the first time. That's
the sort of thing I'm looking for. What makes you feel fancy? Just

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like this could be a place shouldgo. It could be something you're wearing
straight. What makes you feel fancytoday? Like we bring a Nady Most
says, how about when the waitera waitress asks you if you want tap
or sparkling water, and you splurgeand go for the bougie sparkling water and

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says also having serpent turf makes mefeel fancy. Going to Red Lobster and
ordering the all you can eat shrimpmakes me feel fancy. Dates, movies.
What makes you feel fancy? Maybeit's great seats at a U Indie

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hockey game. Maybe a concert makesyou feel fancy and VI I p important.
What makes you feel fancy? Let'ssee trivity page. Tracy says going
to a wedding or event and askedthat you address up. We can get
away with dejaying many a wedding overthe course of my djaying years. We

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definitely get away with not having todress up around these parts. So if
you do dress up, I completelyget that making you feel fancy. Daniel
says one of pizza, always stickmy pinky out like I'm proper. Hello,

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whatever, whatever. What makes youfeel fancy? Happy new you're winning?
Maybe that'll make you feel fancy whenyou're getting a massage a spa treatment
from QW Wellness. How about whenyou get your house professionally clean? Fifty
dollars is simply made, could beyours or some bougie soap products from Billy's

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Soap soap cream's lotions and other products. Go see Billy twenty eighth Avenue south
across from right el Collision Quotify fortwo hundred and fifty dollars to sublime asthetic
professionals located. But you need hockeytonight and tomorrow? Is this the way?
There is no hotter ticket in town. Lower bowl seats some great lower

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Bowl tickets going out here seven fortyfive this morning. Going to see a
comedy show chester Fritz can make youfeel fancy. It's such such a nice
venue. It's got thing things thatsmell like grand folks, that Chester Fritz,
the Ralph two for that matter,the Ralph smelling like those those rolls
could nuts. Chester Fritz is acertain shouna say qualm about it? What

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makes you feel fancy? Am trendingtestagg trending on Excel nighty three, Well,
Mary, first weekend of the newyear. I've got some ideas for
how to spend it. This iswhat's trending today. My idea is number
one, get cracking on that resolution, whether you've chosen as you're new year's

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resolution, whatever you've chose, usethis week and as a chance to ether
get a jump start on it,get back on track, or continue the
new habits. If you put inplace this week, Maybe it's a so
your first weekend in a long timethat hasn't been busied up with holiday activities.
Start a new book. If yougot to go of reading more books

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this year, now is your chanceto get started. January our hibernation month.
Goesy up with a good book.I do not like them, Sam
I am. Maybe I choose yourown adventure book, maybe an adult book.
Go on a hike. It's anoutdoorsy, inactive activity. You'll get

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some fresh air, and you cando that this weekend before it gets really
cool mid next week. Do adeep clean. Things you can do with
your first weekend of the new year. Maybe this is the weekend you take
down your Christmas the clutter, thelights. Plus chances are you're sitting on
some holiday items that still need tobe organized, sorted, tossed, a

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returned, take care of that,the deep clean, goodbye the holidays.
Finally cook something at home. Itticks the boxes. If you're resolved to
save money by not eating out asmuch this year, or eating healthier in
general, like the weekends when there'smore time to actually make something Sunday dinners.

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So yeah, things you can dowith your first weekend of the New
year. Trending everything I shared withyou, excel nuty three dot com,
the trivity page that my friends hashtagtrending and did I say it? Verry
New Year? Now time for abetch You didn't know the nighty three?
Yeah, unbelievable. All right,let's get random here today. Betch didn't

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know a few years before Samuel Morrisand Vince and morrise Cot he ran for
Mayor of New York using the campaignslogan no Immigrants snow Catholics. Oh.
He lost the election, by theway, Betch didn't know. Paul Freese
voices the Unseen ghost host who narratesthe Haunted Mansion Rode at Disneyland. He's
known as the Man of a ThousandVoices, and his list of credits include

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Santa Claus and Frosty the Snowman.I've always admired somebody who can do all
these different voices. I mean,I do, okay, but there's people
definitely better than me. Let mejust try it. You guys got a
second? Can I try this?Hey? What's up? I'm Santa Claus

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Merry Christmas beside me is Frosty thesnowman? I know, not bad,
not bad, but still not great. Betch did know Quaker Oats wasn't founded
by Quakers and has never been involvedwith them in any way. They got
the name because the company started inlate eighteen hundreds, and at the time
Quaker businessmen were known for the ronesty. Goldfish weren't always gold. Betch didn't

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know. They were originally green orgray and orange ones had ver mutations,
but those were the popular ones inChina, so they bred the orange goldfish
together. Now, way back whenpeople used to call their the goldfish greeny
or gray on Goldie is I believethe most popular name today. And finally,
Betch didn't know. Initially, JohnBelushi made less money for Animal House

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than the horse in the movie.John got thirty five thousand dollars, the
horse forty k. Now, Johndid get a bonus after the movie became
My Head, but it's unclear howmuch that was. Diving up, diving
up the salaries. At seventy fivethousand dollars left, we've got to pay
John Belushi and the horse figure thisout. Horse ended up getting more now

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you know. Let me put itthis way your Friday morning. More on
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of being asked to tip for everything, but can we still agree tipping waiters
something you should do? Yeah?Right. A group of ten people went
out to eate at a seafood placein Self Bend, Indiana, Monday,
called Wild Crab, and they hada scheme to try to avoid the van
tip. Now, like a lotof places, the restaurant automatically as eighteen
percent certuity for groups of six ormore people. So the ten people split

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up in a groups of fives,had at two different tables and pretended they
didn't know each other. See,this wasn't one of those cases. A
lot of times the automatic tip Ithink screws the servers. But they weren't
going to leave anything. Sounds likethey were sneaky enough with it because employees
caught on and added the eighteen percentcretuity anyway, and that caused a huge
fight. They demanded to speak tothe manager, and then someone in the

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group pulled out some pepper spray,used it on a manager, then used
it on another manager while being kickedout. The restaurant called the cops to
file a report, and paramedics treatedthe two people who got pepper sprayed.
No word un charges yet. Groupof ten in Indiana tried to get around
the restaurant eighteen percent gratuity policy,splitting into two smaller groups five and pretending

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they didn't know each other. ABT employees got on out of the tip
and it caused a huge fight oragainst pepper spray two managers. Take care
of your servers. My question ofthe day, what makes you feel fancy?
Let's get into this good morning?Hello? Hey, hey, oh
who let the dogs out? Ooh? Not me yet? Who am I

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visiting with? Christina? Hey?Christina? What makes you feel fancy?
Drinking wine out of a wine glass? Out of a wine glass? Yeah?
What do you normally do? Passthe bottle around? Yeah, put
a straw in the bag. Ithink that's what my mom does. Oh,
yeah, for sure, out ofa fancy wine glass. Yep,

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you were a simolier when you goout to order wine at a restaurant,
you to look up and down themenu and inevitably just buy the cheapest one
anyway, or the second cheapest isthe most popular because people don't want to
be looked at as the cheapest,So second cheapest wine is the most popular

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wine in any restaurant. Oh,I always get the cheapest because that's usually
the best tasting. Good for you. As long as you've got a fancy
wine glass, all is good.Cheers, yep, yep, cheers.
Hey Christina, what can I dofor you? A happy New You?
Winning? I have fifty bucks tosimply made for a little housekeeping, fifty
dollars to QW Wellness Massage and spa, twenty five bucks a Billy soa could

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be yours you any hockey tonight ortomorrow. Or I can get your comedy
tickets Shirley Barn's will be at theChester for It's next Thursday. Let's go
QW massage. Yeah, you deserveit all right. I know you're amazing
as is, but let's get yourrelaxed to Mary New Year. By the

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way, Mary, New Year toyou. We'll put you on the short
list for two hundred and fifty dollarsfrom Sublime Asthetic Professionals going out next Friday
at eight thirty five. But fornow, what station's proud to be your
Happy New You connection excellent ninety three. Keep answering my question of the day,
what makes you feel fancy? Happynew U U and D hockey tonight

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and tomorrow? I have tickets tothe comedy Status of Charlie Barrons and Chester
Fritz on Thursday, if you wantto go to that. What makes you
feel fancy? Winning eight thirty fiveAgain this morning eight thirty five, Susan
says, saying Michael instead of Mike. Yeah, you can make any names?
Is sound fancy? I like,maybe not any name? Trevy instead

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of Trevor. I think that's fancy, right Mom. Stephanie just says we're
in a nice dress and going out. What makes you feel fancy? Seven
oh one, seven four six Nattythree nty three hit me up on the
threads on the trivity in Xcel natythree Facebook pages. Well, it is
our first bank of business Thursday fortwenty twenty four, and you guys made

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my job increasingly difficult. So manygood answers telling me who is deserve at
of being declared the business of theweek, and I'm just going by multiple
nominations here, just saying New HeightsElementary and East Grand Forks the best secretaries
day in, day out, andJanet saying I would say best staff all

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around, and saying East Grand Forks, New Heights, Minnesota for working so
hard and treating all kids like thepeople they deserve to be treated like my
autistics n truly felt at home thereand misses everyone and still talks about all
the staff there. They work hardto educate and create a safe, welcoming

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environment for all the students and familiesthat walk through their doors. Thank you
for making a difference in both mykids' lives. We missed your school district.
We will declare New Heights Elementary firsttime winner here our Business of the
week and send then the gorgeous arrangementfrom balloons. Buy miss. We'll do

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it again next Thursday. Thank you, guys for I think there was twenty
something nominees this week, so thanksfor making my job extra hard. All
right, let's let's roll this inthe background right now, there's glitter on
the floor aft. This coming Sundayis notable and not just as the absolute
deadline for taking down your Christmas tree. According to the Tinder this the first

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Sunday in January is Dating Sunday,the busiest day of the year for online
dating. You know, on DatingSunday they see an extraordinary surgeon people updating
bios, uploading photos, sending messagesand responding to them. In fact,
unders said that people respond to messagesnineteen point four minutes faster on Dating Sunday
than on any other day, anyother Sunday of the year. Now,

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they didn't say why, but it'sprobably a mix of fresh starts for the
new year, new Year's resolutions,and the start of a more available period
after months of holidays, gatherings andbeing around other couples. By the way,
this isn't just tender either. Afew years back, someone from Match
called Dating Sunday the super Bowl ofdating apps. But according to Tinder,

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the first Sunday in January is officiallyDating Sunday, the busiest day of the
year for online dating. So goodluck with that with your dating Sunday.
Sounds like a lot of work ona Sunday when you could be sitting at
home watching the final NFL weekend ofthe regular season FCS College Football Championship are

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Sunday afternoon too to SDSU and Montana. I believe Friday Saturday Sunday birthdays next
Friday Saturday Sunday, January five,six and seven, seven oh one,
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What makes you feel fancy? Rightafter I get my nails done? Is
it done or did? What's thecorrect term? I think it really just
depends on the person. But youget your nails done? Yes, I
don't know because I don't get mynails done or did so. I was

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just curious, But do you feelfancy? Is it fancy? Or if
there's a design on one of thenails or all of the nails too.
Yeah, yep, you can getpretty fancy. You feel like going to
one of the finest restaurants in thearea and ordering some s Gargotts, maybe
some chefagn Well Aubrey. What canwe do for you here? I can

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get you fifty dollars that's simply madefor a little housekeeping. I can get
you twenty five dollars to Billy's showas happy now you continues, I can
send it to you and d hockeytonight or tomorrow, or tickets to go
see Charlie Barons at the Chester Fritznext Thursday. Hockey would be awesome.
Friday, your Saturday Saturday. Pleaselet's send you in one more sleep join

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me whooping up on Alaska. Riddleme this with station's pound to be your
Fighting Hawks hockey connection ton for onemore thing on Excel ninety three, One
more time, fun, more moredogs. So what if you got lazy
and decided not to take your dogpro walk today top since we had our

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ice storm last week? What ifdoing that not walking your dog lands in
jail. It's something people in oneFlorida city might actually have to worry about
now Deltona, Florida. It's abouttwenty miles north of Orlando. They just
passed a law that requires dog ownersto provide their foods with daily exercise.

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It's part of a new set ofmandates designed to prevent animal cruelty. The
new law says animals must be givenappropriate daily exercise, but concedes the right
amount can depend on the dog's age, health, and breed. In other
words, a two year old BorderCollie needs to get out there and run,
But your tiny Pommeranian might be gettinga decent workout just zipping around the

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house. And you can exercise yourdog in the house too, Or is
he exercising me when he grabs mysocks and I've got to chase him down
to try to track those down?You play hide and seek with your dog,
I'll jokes aside those sounds like die. Owners probably won't get in trouble
just for skipping the occasional walk,and then might if it becomes an ongoing

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thing. God, lazy, didn'ttake your dog for a walk. City
of Deltona, Florida just passed thelawn that will force dog owners provide their
proofs with daily exercise. My digexercises me, I think is more than
what it is than me exercising him. Hello Uno, listening at home on
the iHeartRadio app. I Got kid. You put on a few extra bounds

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this holiday season. Well hide thatflat with the new holiday gut slimming jeans.
The first layer of denim sits belowthe abtermen pushing in that belly on
another layer of venhim hugs the upperlegs, squashing those under eyes. Go
super tight. Seat of the jeenssqueezes your flebby buttx, so they go
from looking like a couple of Christmashams to a rock hard chisel butt.
The waist has a circumference of onlyeight geen inches, so you get deep

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red and hold it in because you'vegot to cram your tubby buddy into them.
Yes, holiday gut slimming jeans areso tight you won't be able to
walk and you'll be in excruciating pain. Who cares you look skinny? So
get rid of those holiday panels withthe new holiday guts swimming jeans from the
makers of a holiday gut girdle.I just want to talk. People want
to hear you tah, I justwant to ride a horse and shoot a
gun. Is that too much toask? That airplane needs some help.

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Y'all know that right now. I'mno morning person, So you're going to
just try to sell discomfort. Don'thave a choice. We'll have more on
these new developments after this Trevor din the Morning Show on Excel ninety three.