What We Love More As We Get Older

QUESTION DU JOUR: What We Love More As We Get Older
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Originally Aired: Thursday, July 17th, 2025

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Morning, Welcome to the show. This one again. On a tattoo,
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Today?

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It's National Tattoo Day. Yeah, that's what my tramp stamp says. Hey,
that is a cool tattoo. My brother, Yeah, I've been
thinking about getting innked up with some tatts. Dude, what
does my tattoo says?

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National tat two Day. Good day to get some ink

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or maybe regrets some ink or the handa tattoos those
are fun too. Do you wish you had more room
for a tattoo as well? One more, just one more?
Keep them off your feet. They're destined to be on
the news. In the mugshot, I think I've seen a
lot of those lately. National Lottery Day, Good day to

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play today. We all have a lottery dream. Well, what's
the first thing you'd do with your winnings? I honestly
haven't thought that far. Thank you very much. Thanks for asking, though.
Get my powerball ticket in my pocket for next drying.
Thanks tomorrow Saturday. Saturday Saturday, no winner last night in
the powerball. Well, the Emoji days here? How could we

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express ourselves without emojis? How do you feel about emojis
and emails? I don't think I do them enough. I
would like to do the more I like them. Put
a smile on your face in a stressful world. Emoji
it up today at is World Emoji Day. Forecast Sunshine
seventy fourth today seventies all we got for a high yesterday,
but we have little to no win today and lots

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of sun all day long, so should be a beauty
maybe a shower, a thunderstorm after midnight. Clouds will increase.
We get to fifty eight overnights Tomorrow, showers, maybe a
thunderstorm before noon, mostly cloudy in seventy Saturday, mostly sunny,
eighty with light winds and Sunday, A chance of showers
made the afternoon mostly cloudy. Eighty two Sunfield Skys that
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The Entertainment World and whatever?

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Here's what you missed on Excel ninety three.

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Not the most family friendly comedian out there, but a
funny man seen Gilsey, he can't tone it down. He
hosted Saturday Night Live. I believe it was his second
hosting gig this past season as a comedy special or
two floating around on the Netflix, and he hosted the
sp Awards last night on ABC. Some of jokes landed
well and some not so much. Here are a few

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though that fell on the good Side.

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Show Hey Otani couldn't make it tonight, man, I hope
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I would like to see Shane Kill a stand up
line host in the SP's Last Night. Let's get into
our question to Jure on a throwback Thursday. Keep your
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you to be able to co host the show with
me Weekday six ten on xcelnty three. From gray hair
to wrinkles that downsides to aging get a lot of attention,
But it's not all bad. It's not. A Reddit threat
is reminding us of the positive parts about getting up
there in years. Yesterday's trending was about all positive stuff
about getting older too, and that's up an excelmnety three

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dot count of the charity page. But today's question what
are you starting to love more as you get older?
Saw this on Reddit, thought this would be glorious for
us to explore today. What are you starting to love
more as you get older? Sam says, silence and people
canceling plans. That's for play now, that's funny. It is funny.

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I don't know what imagical age we transform from looking
forward to having more stuff to do. You're juggling, trying
to get it all done on the weekends, just hoping
a plan gets shut down that you somehow opted in
for so you have some bonus downtime. Brittany says being
at home, being in bed by eleven PM, and grocery shopping.

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I don't want to share the benefits of hitting the
grocery store at like seven in the morning on a Saturday.
They're still playing the same fantastic music over the loudspeakers,
and there's basically nobody in your way. You're always first
at the till. Talking about this, I'm going to get
the grocery store is busied up at seven o'clock. Sam's

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when it opens up at eight o'clock. Nancy says, not
having plans, Hannah, having real conversations, no phone, hanging out
with myself and the self respect I've gained over the
years with no need to please others. It's like a
breath of fresh air. What are you staring? What are
you starting to love the more as you get older?

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What are you starting to love more as you get older.
My question of the day today when Ona says going
on small walks never wrote to dreamt being like what
twenty two years old, three four five, whatever, and just
you know what, I'm gonna go for a walk. At
least I wouldn't helps. I have a dog who could
walk ten miles a day right now and go on

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ten walks if I like him, or we light him
at our house going on a walk though it's nice,
get outside, get some fresh air. You don't even realize
you're doing good for yourself as well. Excel nuty three
pil my lucky day. Well, hey, hey, hey, who is
this Jesse? Jesse? What are you starting to love more

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as you get older? A quiet house and being a
lone there, being alone, I'm guessing doesn't happen near enough. Nope,
not near enough. This is how you get your significant
other or your kids to come home, whatever chores you're
working on, whatever you're trying to take care of, just

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get done and then finally sit down on the couch
and they'll be home like that instantly every time. Sure,
for sure. I also find cracking of beer works too.
Oh man, that's the best part. Hey, Jesse, let's get
you into an activity here. I've got black Hawk tickets
for tomorrow night in Forest River, a couple of North

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Dakota State Fair shows. I can send you to Bailey
Zimmerman tomorrow night, Fatcho a Balo Soldiboy and Rick Cross
on the twenty fourth in my nots where I've got
four tickets to RedHawks next Friday down Fargo. Ho's your tickets.
I hose your tickets too for Sunday to twenty seventh.
That's the one I want. Let's get you a Hosier awesome,
thank you and more sleeves. Sunday shows are tough when

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it's not summer, but it makes sense why they're doing
it now. People do the summertime thing. Maybe you're off
the lake, the do whatever, come home, shower up, get
down to Fargo and enjoy. Hose youer Jesse, thank you, awesome,
thank you. Shall I put you on the list for
our next Mador trip going out on tomorrow thirty five? Yes, absolutely,

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including a night of accommodations at the bad Lands Motel,
pass into the Pitchfork, fond You Medora Musical Old Town
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do at old school? Talk to me today? Seven oh one,
seven four six ninety three, ninety three you are listening
to ninety two point nine fmx elmenty three. You post
on Reddit asking what are you starting to love more
as you get older? Nicky says, non giving a shoot.
What people think is an incredible feeling. It was in

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trending yesterday. It's one of the top five things we're
just better at as we get older. Benefits of getting older.
Oh you look back and think, wow, Wow? Did I
stress about dumb stuff when I was back in school,
in middle school, in high school, college. Don't even get
me started, because I can't even even beyond that dumb

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things we used to stress about. Do you be a
good person? I do it a mic, but it's not
a Mike's dance. I can really drop it. Brandy says
bird watching. Sorry, birding is the term for it, He says,
probably not answering the answer you'd expect from Reddit. But

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clubbing and partying. Grew up in a pretty sheltered, religious
household and was not able to experience these things as
much when I was younger because of it, So I'm
doing it now. I didn't expect that these are from
the Reddit survey. I'll share some of your answers here too.
But do you start? I mean, do you wait till

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nine o'clock at night to go out? Do you start
at one thirty in the afternoon? You just can't really
clumb at one thirty in the afternoon, Mandy says my parents.
The older you get, the shorter the time you have
with them. Enjoy your family time. It is so precious,
lucky to be living so close to my family one

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hundred and fifty miles to the north, about two hundred
and twenty ish kilometers. Going to talk Canadian here today?
What are you starting to love more as you get older?
Can get you into Hosier, can get you into either
Bailly's immermant Batcho A Bound Wild Soldier Boy, and Rick Rosser,
Luke Bryan, all from North Kota State Farah. Maybe you
want to go to Blackhawk Blackhawk show tomorrow night Forest

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river or Friday evening. Looks like it's going to turn
out to be nice. The rain should be done about
noonish tomorrow. Kamara came, Ria, excuse me going naps? Look
for any reason to take a nap to me, it
just seems so hard to find the time to nap,
even with zero kids. There's everything that needs to get done,

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and you can't nap too late in the day either.
That's going to mess up your sleep schedule. But good
for you. Good for you. And I don't really like
your name, Cameria.

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And am not trending test tag trending on Excelled ninety three.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
What's a fun trending today? A little scenario trending? How
much money would it take to dismiss your significant other permanently?
Maybe if five had a million dollars, five had a
million dollars, would you leave your partner for a million bucks?

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What if love could buy money? I know money can't
find love. I'm not talking about marrying into money. I'm
talking about money to get out of a marriage. New
Paul asking would you leave your partner for a million dollars?
And forty three percent of Americans would do it? Excelled.
Forty three percent of Americans wouldn't leave their partner for money.
Maybe those forty three percent a couple were growing apart,

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or maybe values need recollaboration, because the same poll, forty
percent of Americans said that they'd accept thirty three million
dollars even if it meant financially ruining somebody else. Have
to depend to me who that somebody else is. Not
just some random poor person who's a hard worker, just
maybe someone you've seen doing bad things. And if you're

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going to financially ruin them and you get thirty three
million out of it, I have no problem with that
at all. Forty six percent said they consider depending who
gets destroying the process. So there's where I stand. One
million dollars I would have guessed maybe ten percent would
take that. With the price of everything basically double from it.
It seems everything's double from what it was five years
ago since COVID, everything will rocketed up in price and

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nothing's come back down. A million dollars would be tough
to retire on. That's why I'm shocked. Forty three percent
would do it. Forty six percent would enter a real
life version of squid game version at thirty three million dollars,
despite the game's ninety nine point eight percent death rate.
We just watched the end of season three last weekend.
I didn't mention I'd like to try that. In the
last season. There were many ways to opt out of

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the game, many more ways to get out of the game,
But for ninety nine per point eight percent death rate,
I wouldn't do it. Forty eight percent would embarrass themselves
on live TV for a million dollars. I have zero
problem doing that. I do that basically for free for
a paycheck every day, six to ten week days. Thanks
for listening to Ak Sail ninety three. But thirteen percent

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would do it for just five thousand dollars, or least
four percent five hundred bucks. I'm about fifty fifty bucks
any takers on that Forty one percent would give up
sex entirely for one million dollars. Fifty nine percent would
give up technology and live off the grid for a
million dollars. I mean, I still want to be able
to watch them shows. I don't need social media anymore

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if I can still watch TV. I'm cool that fifteen
percent would give would fame excuse me frame a friend
for a crime they didn't commit for a million dollars. Sketchy,
where do we draw the line? I guess it is
freaking Facebook here. Looking at these stats. Twenty one percent
would pass on one million dollars if it meant they
lose access to social media. I think that's ridiculous. Fifty

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four percent would reject a million dollars if the parents
controlled the money. Okay with that too. Thirty eight percent
would pause the deal if accepting it meant their enemy
would also profit. Yeah, I don't care who else is
getting money, as long as I'm getting the money. Would
you leave your partner though? For a million dollars? Forty
three percent of Americans would all the stats they shared

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Because we jump into veget did note today, all right,
baseball fans, betch did no. A pitcher named Mike Basic
Senior pitched against Hank Cameron and the game where Aaron
hit the record seven hundred and fifty fifth home run
of his but basically got him out and another one

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of his teammates gave up the home run. Later in
the game. Thirty one years later, his son, Mike Basic Junior,
threw the pitch where Barry Bonds hit his record breaking
seven hundred and fifty six home run. That's fascinating, bocos.
Dudes deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. Oldest
photograph of a president it's a picture of John Quincy

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Adams from eighteen forty three. I'm not quite two hundred
years old, but getting there. And this is about as
random as a fact against celebrity fun fact. No need
for twenty three and me here. Kate Upton's great grandfather
invented the washing machine. That's just I wonder if you'd

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submit all the DNA stuff, they can find some random
facts like that for you too. Kate Upton's great grandfather
invented the washing machine. He was tired of going down
to the creek with his clothes, beating him on the rocks,
hanging up to dry when he got home. I've been
inventing the washing machine. You're thinking be fifty to fifty.
And I think about this roulette wheel, not that I

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really played very often, think of it with red last time,
it's going to be blacked the next time. If you
rolled one thousand dice, the odds are rolling exactly five
hundred even numbers, and five hundred odd numbers not even
closed to fifty percent. Two point two and a half percent.
Go with your guts, is what they're saying, And no

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need to do this disgusting experiment at home. Vetch didn't know.
The average dog creates two hundred and seventy four pounds
of poop a year. I guess they're averaging medium sized
dog here, two hundred and seventy four pounds of dog.
That's not for the same for every single sized dog.
But you have a I'm not going to say it

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out loud. You think you have a crappy job that's
going to get the crickets in here in a hurry.
I'm not going to say that out loud. Now, you know,
I will say today you're random. Thanks for the day. Yeah,
the crickets came anyway. Eks helmighty three? Hello, well, hey, hi,
good day. Who is this Jill? Hey Jill? What are

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you starting to love more as you get older? I
really just love pat and quiet and sitting on my
couch as a glass of wine. Isn't it nice to
be doing that? Yes? Well, I guess to be creepy
if you came home and there I was sitting on
your couch with a glass of wine. Because we all
know I'm not a wine drinker. That's why that would
be weird. That would be weird, I know though, just

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sitting down and doing nothing. We don't get to do
nothing near enough. You almost have to put nothing in
your daily calendar. Yeah, for sure, think you do. You
get the rewinder you're doing nothing in forty five minutes.
That'll be fantastic, it would be, Jill. I'm glad you're
doing something right now. Let's get you to a show
north to goot to State Fair. Do you choose? Do
you want to see Bailey Zimmerman Tomorrow, Bat Joe a

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Bow Wow, Soldier Boy and Rick Ross and the twenty fourth,
Brian the twenty sixth? Maybe you want to go to
Hosier in Fargo. That is Sunday, the twenty seventh, So
next Sunday or black Hawk in Forest River tomorrow night. Actually,
we're I would love to go to black Hawk. Oh
I had one more option. I had the RedHawks next
Friday in Fargo. I forgot about the baseball option. But

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I can get you to black Hawk. That would be awesome.
Thank you in the mood for a little black Hawk
in one more sleep? Yes, yes, it's good. Done, Jill,
and I'm going to put you on the list for
our next Mador trip going out tomorrow at eight thirty five. Awesome,
thank you. That includes a night of accommodation of the
Badlands Motel Passes, the Pitchfork Fondue, Medora Musical and Old

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Town Hallshell. But for now, what station's proud to be
a black Hawk concert connection? Let me put it this
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He's been going around on a dirt bike, smacking or
grabbing women's butts as he rides by. Has been his

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clever maneuver. Now several women of Bond reports for the
past month. All the butt slaps occurred between June eighteenth
and July the third. Maybe he was trying to get
as many as he could in before the fourth of July.
I don't know more questions. They described him as a
white male in dark clothing off and all black. He

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also wears gloves and a ski mask. Cops think it's
either a skull mask from Call of Duty or a
venom mask from Spider Man. Now. A security camera got
a shot of him, but his face is covered and
it's too blurry to see much. They're hoping someone recognizes
him and calls it in. So if you're spending any
time hid and around Boise this summer, maybe ty sweater

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around your waist, put a fanny pack on backwards, cereal
butt slapper on the loose and boise. I feel the
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stink we'll catch the Cereal butt Slapper and Boise and
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Well Deserve ad Thursday Morning more on award Question of
the Day, Keep answering two threads on the Trivity in
excelmenty three facebook pages, What are you starting to love
more as you get older? Val says, vegetables gone? What
I've been missing out on with Brussels sprouts, broccoli and
cauliflying where they're so good and here's the deal. If
they don't really enjoy it, there's always ranch or cheese

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to diplomat. Make any vegetable the list. Nancy says, no headphones,
just listening to life happening the outside. Do you always
need music? You always need some noise? I do. I
can come home. My wife would be sitting on the couch,
no TV on, no radio on. He's kind of doing

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something else, silence. I will say, wow, it is quiet
in here, and the response is always while it was
quiet in here? I don't know what that's supposed to be.
A couple of your answers rolling in here on the
Xcelmity three facebook page, what are you starting to love
more as you get older? Naps from Melissa Wanona going

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on small walks, Michelle going to bed early on the
Trivity page, staying home from Laura and Julie going to
bed early l oh L. Nothing wrong with partying til
the break at dusk. Well tougher to do, say in
the winter months, when dusk happens at like four sometimes
now we's after nine o'clock.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
You can.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
You can pull that off and I still have a
great evening. Keep sharing again threads on the Trivity in
Excelmity three Facebook pages. I want to get you qualified
for Tomorrow's my Door giveaway about twenty four hours from
now thirty five tomorrow, the second and final Mador trip
of the season. Going outs. All right, are you a
drive true person? Are you sick of dealing with AI

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everywhere you'd go? Here's a full proof way of confusing it,
battling artificial intelligence with actual stupidity. You can do this,
That's right. Someone on TikTok going viral for their life
hack to get a real person instead of AI to
take your order in a Taco Bell drive through one
thousand waters. After that, did I little team member to

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help me a talk? Yeah? Can I get the Rockstar
thru Pleddrie Fresco. I just asked for one thousand waters,
which apparently flagged it, and the automated system had to
go gets or flag game real person to come talk
with this person. Of course, you could probably just say
you want to talk with the human or something, but

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I guess that works too. I haven't been through a
Taco Bell drive through. In fact, the only time I
go through the drive through is when the inside is closed.
A couple points here a most likely to get your
meal completely right when you do go inside, and you
sell a better chance to look into the bag if
you ordered four things. There's four things and their chances

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are it's right and Roman numeral II. It is faster
when you go inside than sitting in the drive through line,
because there's always that person in front of you who
is ordering food for three football teams that they happen
to be in charge of getting the food for. Always
faster when you go inside. But hey, if you're sick
of AI, talk about just say you want a thousand wters.

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That is crazy enough to work too. To World Emoji
Day today, we are going to address now an little
game excel not E three Hi have you found your Hollarnine? Well, hey, hey,
it's you. Hey, what's your name?

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Alex?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Alex? My question of the day, what are you starting
to love more as you get older? Up? Isn't it beautiful?
Isn't it glorious? Can you believe we used to as
kids throw temper tantrums?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
I know?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
And I could use an app all day. That'd be wonderful. Now,
I remember growing up. As you got older, you got
like an extra fifteen minutes or a half hour to
stay up, and I'd always be upset when all the
kids got to go to bed at the same time
that day. Yep, I agree. And now I'm like, oh,
it's nine o'clock. I want to go to bed nine

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am to happen with a workday. Let's go to bed, right, Alex.
We're gonna play a little It's World Emoji Day, a
emoji multiple guest game. But what do you want to
do here? North Dakota State Fair Shows. I can get
you into Bailey Zimmerman tomorrow, Fat you a bow wown
Soldier boy Rick Ross next Thursday, or Luke Brian on

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the twenty sixth. That's all in mine, not Hosier at
fargoam on the twenty seventh, or Blackhawk in Forest River
tomorrow nights it's the Mustang Boosters Benefit concert. And maybe
concerts aren't you thing? You'd rather go to the RedHawks
next Friday night? And four tickets down Fargo. We could
do that too. Talk to me, Alex, let's do Luke Bryan. Okay,

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let's try to get you a couple of Luke Brian tickets.
All right? All right, World Emoji Day? Are you ready
for our multiple guest game here? I'm gonna try. All right,
we need to get all three of these, right, you're
going to Luke Bryan. All right? Which country is credited
with creating the first set of modern emojis in the
late nineteen nineties? Is it A the United States? Be Japan,

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see South Korea? Or d Germany? Fifty is correct? With
confidence like the confidence? All right? Question number two, Let's
go with this one. What does the word emoji come from?
In Japanese? Is it image and emotion electronic smiley, picture

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and character or expression and gesture? Ooh, imaging emotion, I'm sorry,
Image and emotion electronic smiley, picture and character or expression
and gesture? Oh? Is the first or the last one.

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Oh God, Image and emotion, electronic smiley, picture and character
or expression and gesture. I'm gonna go with picture and character.
Way to read consider Alex good beauty. All right, get
this next one right, You're going to look, Brian. What
is the most popular emoji? Is it redheart face with

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tears of joy or laughing so hard I'm crying or.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Poop oh gosh, red heart, red heart face with tears
of joy slash laughing so hard I'm crying or poopoo.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Keep in mind, if I were to give you a hand,
I would think it'd be mostly just the dudes using
poop emoji. Yeah, that's where I'm kind of baking, is
poop emoji. But we have red heart, faced with tears
of joy or laughing so hard I'm crying. Or then
there's the emoji I was trying to steer you away from.
I'll gotcha, the red heart then, or face with tears

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of joy or laughing so hard I'm crying. I'm giving
you that emoji right now, I'm trying to help. Okay,
face with tears of joy, laughing so hard I'm crying,
or the red heart one. You probably don't want to
go with okay, second one Facebook tears of joy, laughing

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so hard on crying and you'll be laughing so hard
you're crying. You're going to Luke Bryan.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, so we did it.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Yay.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
It was in Knowlelenge, but we got it. You're going
to Luke Brian. Hey, listen tomorrow eight thirty five for
our second and final madeorature of going out and for
now with station's ground b or North Dakota State Fair
Lukebrian Concert Connection three. It's not for one more thing
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tattoo lovers, you've been hanging out of the beach, at
the lake, the pool. You've probably seen some cool tattoos
and some really terrible ink two National Tattoo Day today,
there's no Google trend map of the most search tattoo
designs in every state over the past twelve months. Now. Unfortunately,
it's limited to just five names hearts, crosses, flowers, and roses.

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What do you think dominates here? Names? Hearts, crosses, flowers,
and roses. Apparently roses don't count as flowers. Names are
number one in thirteen states. Names number one number really
around here. I guess Wisconsin that's the closest one. Heart's

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number one in ten states, Minnesota number one for hearts.
Again with just these choices. Crosses number one in four states,
including Montana and North Dakota, and flowers number one in
sixteen states. Nebraska's got flowers, roses number one in seven states.

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South Dakota number one for roses and are not super fascinating,
But this next part of the story is interesting. The
Internet also is a ranking of the worst tattooed trends ever.
Are thinking. Please don't be mine? Please don't be mine.
Worst tattooed trends. Top six. They've got them listed as
the top six tramp stamps. I guess that was what
big late nineties, all the nineties Chinese characters number five.

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I still do wonder in China to the Chinese tattoo
english words. They don't know how to say I'm their
arms and legs and backs, feet. I bet they do
in my mind. They do manual, diy stick and poke tattoos.
Here's your top three. Thank you Pamela Anderson for the
barbed wire bands. Bows in your caves are thighs. We've

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all seen a lot of those and then super long quotes.
Person's begging you'd ask them about it to the super
long quotes, but I never have ee ever. Maybe you
have to have a bunch of tattoos to be able
to ask about those, and I just fully expect them
to say I don't want to talk about it right now.
With others on the list, there's pop prints, Hey, you've
got a special pat do pop prints, travel patterns, anchors,

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one word statements like breathe or lover, especially on your face.
This is a proven scientific fact. I just don't have
any backing that if you get face tattoos, you've got
a fifty to fifty shot of ending up on the
news and your mugshots shown on the news. I've seen
a lot of those lately. But hey, most importantly, Happy
National Tattoo Day, America's top trends, tattooed trends, and the

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worst ones for you today. Most of America, though it's
all about names and flowers, spend it all on tattoos.
The thousand dollars you're gonna win at nine o'clock pair
bills slash. I don't care what you do if your
new found fun money keyword is coming all day long,
nine times a day, top of the hour. We have
nine different keywords for use. You might as well stick

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around today, enjoy the day, let's win you some money,
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These days everyone is worried about eliminating gluten from their diets.
But did you know that only six percent of Americans
are actually sensitive to gluten? Do you even know what
gluten is? Of course you don't, But because your cousin's
brother in law knows. A guy whose sister's manicurists posted
on Facebook that she gave up gluten after hearing the
caveman need it, you're giving it up too. Well, guess

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what cavemen lived for about thirty years tops before dying
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Foundation, our religion is based on love, not fear. So
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