Cut The Umbilical Cord With Your Teeth

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, welcome in everybody. Josh Ennis Show six oh five.
Hello Josh and James today. Hi James, Hi, what's going on?
Not much?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I hear you got I hear a new music bed
in the background.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Well, I hit the wrong button, So thank you for
noticing like they was mixing it up. I got a
different music bed. No, just hit the wrong button. Okay,
but thank you for noticing. I'm glad you pay that
level of attention. But yeah, well they've they've messed up
the intro. We we've never really had an intro, but
the what they call the legal idea at the top

(00:35):
of the hour used to include this is the Josh
Ennis Show. So I kind of knew things were starting,
but then they took it out because they had to
add this guaranteed human thing to let everybody know that
we're not robots.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
We are real people trying to make real jokes correct so.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Correct. So because of that, it's thrown me off, and
like Casey wants to do an intro for the show,
and he's like, look, why don't you just like write
an intro and then we'll put like some clips at it.
And I'm like, why don't you do that? I don't
really want to do that. How about you just give
me the old ID that was there something that's like, hey,
it's the Josh in a show, Like I don't feel

(01:16):
like I need to waste time with like some big
bells and whistles, like it's just you and I were
doing a raid sirens. There's some heavy guitar riffs and
the voice guy says something like radio Ribbel. Yeah, it's like, hey,
it's it's it's the Josh Innis Show with James. And
then there's like a clip of you doing something wacky
and Josh and it's like I peed my pants and

(01:38):
I'm like, I don't know that I need that. I
just need, you know. And then they can end it
with a and they had gigantic hawks and then that's
that the show starts. And then the show starts absolutely
but make you just pull this clip of us talking
about it. It's the intro. Yeah, that's the intro. Actually,
I don't mind this bed though it's good. I kind

(01:58):
of liked it because the one I had been plane uh,
this was this is just listed as like some lengthy
sports bed. The one I had been playing was that one.
They're both good I think you could rotate them both. Okay,
well okay, really then.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Rotate them and then whatever the sports.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
One is that you have.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, this was just I don't use this for sports.
For what it's worth, it's just in there.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
But I kind of like it. It's kind of like,
gotta got a little intensity to it, but it has
a good pace, you know, it's it's almost built more
so for having a conversation, but an aggressive conversation. Yes,
and we're not just having some sort of basic bitch
conversation here that you know that when you hear this,
they're conversing, but it's it's a serious, like f you're
pumpkin spice correct kind of conversation. Whereas you got like

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this one, and it's kind of like, I don't know, well,
initially I had an Aussie song that I was going
to use for the intro of this thing, but then
they're like, oh, when you podcast it, you have to
take that out, and I'm like, hey, II and listen,
I'm not gonna tell kids or whoever. So there was
that one. There's another one that's kind of you know,

(03:08):
whatever you want to call that.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Not bad, no, but you prefer the other one, the one.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I kind of like that one too. Maybe we'll just
stick with that generic music that work. I used to
use Fuel by Metallica. That had been my intro for
everything forever. I just love the like, give me fuel.
I like that, and I've used that forever everywhere I've
ever been. And then I realized it's a lot harder

(03:37):
to get stuff done here for some reason. So I'm like,
I'll just play the generic intro. I'm not going to
fight fights that are like, I don't believe in fighting
needless fights, right, yeah, that would be one of them.
I'm like, listen, just give me a generic bed and
I'll play.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
I got to focus on energy on the video camera.
Guys who call us in here for hours after the
show to sit here and then try to banter with
one another again, we just done for four hours and.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
The camera doesn't work anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
No matter what tricks they've done, the camera still doesn't cut.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
That's true. I'm sure we'll be doing that again this week.
I'm just waiting and waiting for the all of a sudden, hey,
we need we need you on teams when I'm trying
to edit the podcast, and that'll probably happen to. Well,
we've opened this show bitching a lot today, So welcome
into Monday, everybody. We had a lot to get into.
What do we give it away today?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
What is our shine Down tickets? Tickets to go to
the jingle Ball December.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Jingle Ball tickets seeing Shine Down and Cornelius others.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
So we'll give those away today. We close friends and
call them Cornelia.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Well, I guess I'm in. I figured you were. So
we got that. We got a bunch of college football stuff.
Michigan State's got a new coach and they have to
pay the old ones so much money. Maybe the worst
contract ever should have.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Got into the college football coaching hu we should have.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
We still can evidentely it's not too difficult to fool
p into believing you're good at it. Because these guys
keep getting these contracts and getting fired that.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
You pull them into being the coach. I'll be your
I don't know, offensive coordinator. We'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
We got that. We got a lot to get into today.
So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna kick off Monday.
Wake your asses up with a little Ozzy to get going.
Speaking of the aforementioned Ozzie, let me hear you scream,
wake your asses after Trump lands go the Josh Inness Show. Sports.

(05:29):
All right, So yesterday the Rams lost, the Seahawks beat Minnesota,
and San Francisco beat Cleveland. Why does that matter? Well,
the Lions are pretty much cooked. It's amazing the difference
a week can make. But the Lions are dead. It's over.
They making the playoffs. They have very little chance to

(05:49):
make the playoffs. They are done. So they are cooked,
and I am angry about it. I could have cashed
out my bet for four hundred dollars. I understand that
there are other issues to be upset about this, and
I'm looking at it from my standpoint. So if I
sound very bitter towards the Lions the rest of the
year and start calling them bums and start telling you
the seasons over with the months to go, it's because

(06:11):
I'm super ticked off that these jimokes go out there
and all you had to do is find a way
to make the freaking playoffs. For my bet to head,
I couldn't do it for you. Huh No, No, they're
seven and five. They're currently chasing the Bears, who are
the number one seed, and I still don't buy the Bears.
The Bears still stink. I don't care who they beat
that last week. The Bear still stink. Come Onney, rip

(06:34):
the shirt off and everything. Yeah, that's great. You beat
the Eagles. The Eagles are collapsing. They want to fire
everybody over in Philadelphia. The Bears still stink. But I mean,
right now, you're not only chasing Green Bay and Chicago
in the division. You're behind San Francisco, Green Bay, Seattle
and the Wildcard. If the Cowboys beat to the season's
really over. So like, right now, I'm just angrily yelling

(06:55):
at clouds about how the season's over. If the Cowboys
coming here on Thursday and beat you, and they're one
of the hottest teams in the league right now, If
the Cowboys come in here and beat you on Thursday,
put the headstone on the front page of the paper,
post the obituary. It's over right now. I'm thoroughly of
the belief that it's over. It's really over. If you
lose on Thursday, Oh God, just dopes unbelieve. And then

(07:22):
I love this story about how Frank ragnow on Thanksgiving
there like he's coming back. He's coming back, and then
mysteriously he has a Grade three hamstring strain that.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Sounds like it's a pretty bad strain.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It sounds to me like dude wasn't hurt. He watched
them play on Thanksgiving and get their asses kicked, and
he's like, you know what, I'm not gonna come back
and get my brains beaten in and get CPE to
come play with this crappy team that has no chance
of making the playoffs. Wolf Wolf, Wolf Wolf is all
I have to say about the Lions. Ough like, I'm

(07:54):
trying to find the positive. But they got Dallas and
the Rams coming up. Dallas one of the hottest teams
in the league, and I still think the Rams are
the best team in the league, although they lost yesterday
to Carolina in a weird, rainy game. There but Wolf,
they are dead, dead dead. Speaking of other things that
are dead now, I'm in a mood, Michigan State football

(08:17):
is dead. They had to fire their coach, and their
solution is hiring the coach from Northwestern. So rock on
like this, Jonathan Smith, back to my point about why
it's a great profession to get into why we should
all aspire to be college football coach Jonathan Smith is
getting fired. He has about thirty eight million dollars still

(08:39):
out on his contract. They have to pay him eighty
five percent of that. So Jonathan Smith a loser, a
guy who did nothing, accomplished absolutely nothing. That Michigan State
is going to get paid thirty three million dollars to
go away. Wow. I mean at least like Brian Kelly
at LSU that I got bought out like fifty million dollars.

(09:02):
But the guy's been to the playoffs before, He's done
a couple of things. You know, Jonathan Smith has quite
literally done zilch nana in his career. He had like
what decent sea at Oregon State, A great the decent
season at Oregon State. That's it. And he's getting thirty
three million dollars to leave on top of the money
he's already made being a bum coach at Michigan State. See,

(09:27):
I'm in a mood now. I didn't want to be
in a mood today, but talking about the Lions again
has put me in a mood because they suck. They
are done, they are finished, they are cooked. There is
zero hope for them. And my bet is dead and
I'm angry. That's how I feel today. I slammed my
tablet down.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
So if things change and suddenly you get offered another
cash out option on your bet, are you just going
to take that cash out?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
No, because at this point it'd be better off to
let it ride because it's not going to be four
hundred bucks again. Because they know they're not going to
make the playoffs either. And we don't know what Amen
ross status is because I'll need him to get some
yards too. Oh yeah, but I mean I think he'll
be back and he doesn't need a ton of yards,
so that'll be all right. But they making the playoffs.
They are bums wolf but hey, go ahead, and Dan

(10:13):
Campbell's gonna keep calling the plays. Great, It's like, that's
what I have to do. Yeah, that's what you have
to do. You get stink, You're offensive line stinks. Everything stinks.
I'm very upset about this today. Anyway, we got more
uplifting things coming up, like a baby found down the
found on a porch in Detroit. The story of this
over the weekend was something we'll talk about it.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
This is the Josh in his show on one Oho
six point.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Seven double LLZ Detroit Threels Well six.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Innes Show, It's Josh and
James this Morning, Well com Man. So I get irrationally
annoyed by things when teams that I'm rooting for are
losing and everything about them starts to bother me. Right,
So I saw a picture on Thursday of Dan Campbell's
son proposing to his girlfriend on the field. I'm like,

(11:05):
you know what, nobody should have, joy. I don't want
to see your pictures of like your kid getting engaged,
and I don't want to see it. I don't care,
like you know what. I want you to be miserable too,
because I'm miserable. Be miserable, Dan, Jeez, and I know
you are because allegedly you punched a wall, allegedly like
a big meadthead you big oaf like, like, when things

(11:26):
start going poorly is when my man starts living out
all the big man's stereotypes of punching holes in walls
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
You have, dope, Jeez, And I like the.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Guy a lot. I mean, clearly mean, he's a very
likable guy. But when you start losing games and then
it's like, oh my god, my man punched a.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Hole in the wall.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Like, oh, boy, maybe it's a campbell. Maybe when's the
last time you punched a.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Hole in a wall?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
About a year and a half ago. See, I've done
that too, boy.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know what one of the one time I was
watching a sporting event when I was a younger boy,
and this is before like betting on it. This was
just my team winning or losing, you know, pure money
on the line, just pure fandom.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Right.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
So one day I was sitting at home by myself
watching the game, and some team I was rooting for
screwed up and lost, and I threw the remote against
the wall in our house and it put a hole
in the wall. So I had to come up with
a plan to lie about about what happened. So when
my dad gets home, I started moving some furniture around
and I'm like, so, here's what happened. I was trying

(12:26):
to kind of clean the house and kind of move
some stuff around, and when I picked up the chair,
it slipped out of my hand and it put a
hole in the wall.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
It just happened to put a hole of the same
size and shape of the remote.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, He's like, do you really think I believe that
I'm like, no, I threw the remote. He's like, why
did you throw the remote? Lsu lost. I'm sorry. I
put a hole in your wall. And that's like that
dry wall. So that's a real pain in the balls. Yeah,
that's fun one to fix.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Ah, Yeah, gotta call it mister Dennis the handyman over
to fix it.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Now, what did you punch the wall?

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I was frustrated with my son trying to change the
dirty diaper. Oh, and this is after I just got
let go from the other show. So I was spending
a lot of time at home. Yeah, and I had
not spent a lot of time at home. You're just
a rat in a cage. Yes, that's you. And uh,
this is getting to me nap time, which means it's
time for data to get you finally get a break.
And he was fighting with me and he just would

(13:20):
refuse to let me change his diaper. So I got
mad and I just swung and hit the wall behind
me and put my fist through the wall. And then
I text my wife, Hey, I just put a hole
in the wall. I can't get him to change the diaper.
And this is when we lived just a few minutes
from the radio station, drove home and changed the diaper
and gave me a talking to work. You might have

(13:44):
rage issues. No, no, I'm medicated now. I got pills.
That I think was the instance where I had to
go to the doctor and get some pills.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Look at you.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Pills are good, pills are good, low doses. O lost
little over kind. It was like, I'm never getting on pills.
I don't want to mess with who I am or
what I kind of yeah, yeah, that's how I I
just don't want to. I didn't want to have to
always have to take medication every single day.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
That was the thing I didn't want to do. I
was like, I talked to the doctor before. I'm like, hey,
I don't want to do pills. What else can we do?
Nothing else was working? But then it means zen for
a while, you can meditate. So then when I went
in and then he put me on this low dose
of zoloft, and everything's been fine since. Maybe I should
get a low dose of zoloft.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
We can get all zen with them. Yeah, maybe I
won't break things over sporting events anymore. It might it
might help.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Low dose is zoloft here help me find some balance
and I don't throw my fist into things as easily
as I used to because I broke my hand punching
a refrigerator. Jeez, watching a neighbor's dog who we were
informed the dog was house trained. This dog was not
house You take the dog outside, the dog wants to
run around and play outside, it won't go potty, and

(14:57):
take it back in the house and it looks right
you and pease right on the floor.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Good.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
We literally just walked in the house and then lost it.
And I was about to punch my fists through the
glass door, but I was like, nah, let's not break
all this glass and we'll turn another ninety degrees pow
rating the refrigerator and I broke the bone in my hand.
So what have we learned so far today? Kids don't
punch things, don't anger.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Well mine was don't piss off James. But whatever it depends,
like it or not. This is the josh in Ish Show,
one of six point seven w LZ Detroit Wheels Good
josh inn Is Show Sport.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
First, do me a favor and shoot us a text
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Speaker 3 (15:46):
They wouted you out. Huh they did. So shoot us
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Speaker 3 (16:04):
Verify we're still employed, and when the bosses come in
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Speaker 1 (16:10):
To get bent correct. So make sure you guys shoot
us a text just to say, hey, let us know
how you're doing, and make sure that our text still
works Friday. The deals you got all that good. I'll
tell you how my Thanksgiving was. It sucked. Yeah, because
I had to watch the Lions, and I'm sick of
watching the Lions and I'm sick of them costing me money.
I'm sick of it.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Was the watch for sure.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
They're seven and five now in the season's pretty much over.
I mean, look, they're in it still, but the number
of teams who have more wins than them currently in
the NFC, that number is five. Okay, Now, one team
doesn't matter like a team that's going to win the
South doesn't matter because they're going to just win their
division with a crappy number of games, are probably not

(16:53):
going to have a wild card. Right So in the division,
you're chasing the Bears, who are somehow the number one
team in the NFC. Right now, it's a tragedy, This
is a joke, and at some point the Bears are
gonna get upended. Shirtless Ben Johnson, screw shirtless Ben Johnson.
But you sure back on. Maybe that's what Dan Campbell
needs to do. He needs to start taking off his shirt. Wow,

(17:14):
maybe that's the answer. He needs some more meat head antics,
like taking off his shirt.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Shirt off, Dan, don't punch the wall, show us those
nipple pierces.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
We know you got him.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Or maybe he should take off his shirt and punch
the wall. There you go, There you go. Now you're
the hulk. Green Bay is eight. So you're chasing one
of them for the division, one of them for a
wild card. More than likely you're not gonna win the
division at this point though. Look, I have no belief
in this team. The funniest thing was the rag Now thing,

(17:44):
right God, So on Thursday it's like, oh my god,
Frank Ragnow is back. And he's gonna save the season.
Then like two days later, it's like, turns out Frank
ragnow has a severe hamstring injury and he will not
be coming back. My feeling is that my man just
the dumpster fire that this situation is, and he's like,
I'm not gonna turn my brain into oatmeal to play

(18:05):
offensive line for this crappy team. That's my field. Suddenly
I remember this hamstring issue, Like what could have happened
in the day after it was announced he was coming back,
and you know a day later that he goes from
being a'm gung ho and ready to go to Oh,
by the way, the guys, a hamstring is basically off
the bone. Yeah, wouldn't you have that physical before we

(18:27):
announced the comeback. Here's my conspiracy theory, and if you
want to call it.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Yeah, I'm interested. I love him.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I believe that our man here, Frank wanted to come
back and play right. I think he's you know, he's
got to get back into shape, but he wanted to
play right.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
I think he really didn't even really want to retire,
So yeah, that could very well. Think at the beginning
of the season he was talking about like, oh, I
don't know if I should retire.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
A lot of these guys do that, then they come back,
and so I think our buddy here made the decision
to come back. But then he watched them play on
Thursday and was like, you know what, this team's kind
of out of the race and it's a long shot
now for them to even get into the playoffs, and
their schedule is tough. They got Dallas and they got
the Rams and they got the Bears, and get like,
it's gonna be tough. I don't want to play, And

(19:09):
I think they concocted a fake injury for him so
he didn't have to look like a bad teammate that
wanted to come back and then backed out. That's my theory.
My theory is they fake this injury and they put
that out there so he didn't have to look like
a bad guy for saying he was gonna play and
then not play.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Now that's my comeback.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
He saw the game and then he was like Homer
Simpson into the bush to me, trying to right back, lowly, hideaway, right.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Back, And I think they gave him like a safe
landing space there. Uh, Michigan State's gonna have a new
head coach. It looks like it's gonna be Pat Fitzgerald.
They fired Jonathan Smith. This guy you talk about a
loser and a winner all at the same time. It's
kind of like that situation in Uh, White Men Can't
Jump where when Rosie perezh He's like, sometimes when you lose,

(19:55):
you really win like that, Like, sometimes when you lose,
you really win. Jonathan Smith did zero winning at Michigan
State and he's gonna leave with thirty three million dollars
to do nothing. So sometimes when you lose, you really win,
and sometimes when you win, you really loose. That's Jonathan Smith.
Pat Fitzgerald was the coach at Northwestern forever. He was

(20:17):
one ten and one oh one at Northwestern, and now
he's going to be the head coach. Reportedly of the
Spartans and the Wolverines lost over the weekend. Ohio, I
got a lot of thoughts, not just on that game,
but just the fans in general and the way they
reacted to that game. So we'll get into that in
a little bit. Oh good, I way to hear this.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
And also what do we have? Oh, I got a
bunch of stuff coming up here. I'm a baby phone
on the port. Oh, I got that coming up, Yes,
I do. I got that story for you.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
There's an update on the high school football coach who
just disappeared in Virginia.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Oh they find him. Yeah yeah, still on the lambs.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Still on the lamb. We got that to get into.
We are loaded today. It's the Josh Ennis Show and
this is Nirvana. Yeah, one of six point seven Detroit's
wheels Josh and James Josh Innishow. Well, this story over
the weekend was something. It's a story of a baby
found on a porch in Detroit.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Oh, it's like a holiday miracle. Let's take a listen.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
New details emerging tonight about the baby boy reportedly discovered
on the front porch of a home on Detroit's West.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Side see out of the shoot. This is a miracle,
is what this is. This is how like you know,
problem child started just a baby right there on the
porch or the orphanage, but anyway, it continues.

Speaker 8 (21:32):
In an exclusive interview, the family who found the child
last night, sharing with seven News Detroit their team daughter
had the baby following a pregnancy they were not aware of.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Woo, this changes things.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
It's possible like every time I hear these stories right
about how like someone's like, sometimes you hear stories about
people are pregnant they don't know they're pregnant until they
poop out a baby at the yeah, which and there
are stories of that, Like I just thought I had
indigestion and then you know, but then like, so obviously
this is a story. I would guess where this girl

(22:10):
is pregnant, and I guess she's able to hide her
being pregnant from the people she lives with. And then listen,
we'll just play the rest of the story. We'll see it.

Speaker 9 (22:18):
Just kept praising and saying good things about the mama.
We thank you for bringing us to, you know, bringing
the baby here, not knowing that.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
It was our baby all alone.

Speaker 8 (22:30):
The sixteen year old's grandma speaking to us from the
hospital where mom and baby are being looked after she
tells us her granddaughter didn't mention the pregnancy, fearing her
family would be disappointed.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Well, I imagine they would, but I'm gonna assume they're even
more disappointed now when you tell them, hey, listen to
this baby that we found on the porch, it's mine,
it's mine.

Speaker 9 (22:51):
She just felt that she would let down those those
people that had in store and put so much on
her because she's on the on the roll and rode
by she's so great that she just thought her.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Life was over.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
See, smart kids get action too. That to me, that's
the moral of the story in all of this is
you assume that the kid that's on the honor rolls
not you know, you know, doing nefarious things and doing
hanky pankies. Turns out the smart people are also doing
these things. Hall But Okay, here's where I question this though,
is like, if you're on the honor roll, I feel

(23:25):
like you would know that they at some point be
able to decipher whether or not that's your baby. I
don't know what they're teaching and at the school, but
like if you're at sixteen and on the honor roll,
I feel like somebody would be like, hey, just so
you know, like they can do a DNA test like
today that's true and find out that that's actually your baby.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
I'll tell you from my high school experience, they do
not prepare you I have a child, whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
They do not.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
They do not give you even an ink clean. I
don't care what the teachers say. Carrying a hard boiled
egg in a basket for a day is nothing compared
to actually having a baby.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
But you know what's happened is it became sexist to
do homemec and stuff, so they don't actually teach you
things you need to know because it's considered sexist and everything. Now, like, oh,
why do we need to teach homech. Everybody should have
to take homeck and everybody should have to learn a
lot of.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Stuff, learn the basics.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
You just like that, Like one of those episodes is
Saved by the Bell, where I had to you know,
carry like bags of flower or something like that to
learn how to take care of a baby.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
The teen had gone into labor while home alone on Thanksgiving,
delivering the baby, even cutting the cord with help from
you videos on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Whoa, she had a home delivery?

Speaker 10 (24:33):
WHOA?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
By following that's got to be the greatest accomplishment of
something you can do on YouTube, right.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Good, Like I changed a car battery once on YouTube.
Like I went and I'm like, I don't know how
to change a car battery. Let me go to YouTube.
This girl. First of all, there's a video on YouTube
that teaches you how to cut it umbilical cord in
the case of a home birth.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
What what Well, there's some videos you can find on
YouTube that are full frontal nudity because it's like a
medical video.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I know what I'm gonna be watching later.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
She then called her family, saying she found the baby
on the porch.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
MS responded to the home on Cruz Street, rushing the
baby to the hospital to be checked out.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
She's like, are you sure because I found placenta in
the bathtub. Is that your I don't know what that is.
I have no clue.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
There's a whole list of shorts on YouTube with a
quick little ninety second videos and how to cut the
baby in medical cord.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
This is actually I thought about that. First of all,
that's I don't want to see that discussing. Second of all,
I don't need to see it if I wanted to
have a baby. But like, I'm actually gonna give this
girl a whole lot of credit here to give birth
in the house on your own and cut the umbilical
cord on your own. Definitely an honor student. I can

(25:48):
see that now. I totally get it.

Speaker 8 (25:50):
CPS are involved reviewing how this all unfolded now.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Michigan's Safe Haven Loss says that parents can safely and
anonymously take an unharmed new born under seventy two hours
old to an on duty employee at a hospital, fire
or police station, or.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Call nine to one one. Every movie that I've ever
seen about this leads me to believe you can take
it to, you know, a nunnery and just leave it
there and all the sisters will raise.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
It as their own. Yeah, or a firehouse.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
So yeah, so that's what it would be. So that's
the story. To me. The biggest takeaway I have from
this is that this girl gave birth on her own
and cut the umbilical cord and then decided, you know what,
I got to make a decision here, what's this decision? Look,
she's sixteen, what's she's supposed to do? Like, I give
her some credit. She's an honor student, she's pretty smart.

(26:39):
She goes, hey, I'm gonna try this. I mean, yeah,
it was gonna fail. It never had a chance. But
at least she had a plan.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
So many videos wash you watching it in YouTube to
prepare for the delivery of the baby too.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
And what if she tried to hide all this? And
they start looking at her search history, like how to
cut your own umbilical cord, like chat GPT dimes her out, like.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Ah, damn it, home birthing.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
How do you get birth at home when your parents
are gone?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
How do you give birth without your parents finding out?
There's a Google search for you?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Like her parents are like, what the hell ye had
a baby? What well I did? I could even tell
she was pregnant. Holy cow. That's that is a story.
That is a story, all right, Welcome in everybody. I
do have an update on that high school football coach
who's uh still on the run, like katie porn guy, right, yeah,
the kiddie porn guys. So we have an update on that.
We have a lot to do today, and an update

(27:31):
on Hayley Williams and who's not allowed at her to
or we'll get into all that. Ah, you brought up
a good point about our friend here that got knocked
up and then had the baby at home and then
cut the umbilical core. Yeah, like what did.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
She use to cut the amil You have to like
clamp it and I don't know the science behind it,
but they always put like a clamp on it and
then you cut it on the other side of the
clamp so what.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
You do go get like a chip clip?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
That's a good question, Like, oh, well these dorito's have
to go stale and take this chip clip, but I
gotta get some medical cord cut.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
You know, Well I've never cut an umbilical cord, so
I would ask you, do you think a chip clip
could cut an umbilica?

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Well, the chip clip would you just be the clamp
so that would clamp it down and then you'd have
to go get like I don't know, your kitchen scissors,
maybe like those meat scissors, you know you used like
cut chicken breast, like hold on, like I.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Gotta cut the spine out of this turkey, so I can.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Yeah, you need scissors like that, you know, like that,
because I've cut two ambical cords and that's using like
those surgeon scissors that the doctors give you, and it's
still like kind of a rough cut. I think those
scissors are pretty sharp. You can't just use fist, curse
or anything like that to do this.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I don't think so. I mean, maybe it was like
a carpet knight.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Maybe she got those little zigzag scissors you used to cut.
Oh yeah, make a little make the little arts and
crafts for you to scrap books. Yeah, scrap book. He
bust out her scissors that she used to make a
valentine for the guy that knocked her up.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, and we haven't even heard of wonder what his
story is because the real life Mike Demon, He's like,
I gotta go. Taste, didn't you feel it? I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
So I have no idea what that was, but dollars
in a ride. Okay, see you there Thanksgiving Eve, I'll
be there. But no, I guess he never showed or
maybe he did, maybe he showed up. I don't know.
But anyway, so that's the uh, yeah, that's still so.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Then she claims she found the baby.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
So what she delivered the baby, wrapped it up and
then put it in the basket and put it on
the porch. And then like, ye, don't they have like
a ring cam in the ring cam. I'm gonna see
her put the baby in the basket, you know from.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
The side ring camp. Everybody has a ring camp. I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes
to his laser praise.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I mean, whatever happens, your toes is still tap you got.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
That maybe that guy had the attitude. Maybe all the
little girls at the school now are posting like such
and such as a prick on the side of his
car and everything type of painting on the car that
could be. I don't know. I'm curious, curious to know
whatever became of the boy. I don't know. I'm guessing
he was just a walk away Joe. If I had
I guess, but I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I mean, the way this girl has been hiding the pregnancy,
she's probably gonna immaculated conception.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
It is truly a fascinating thing though. That's the There
are two things that I take away from them. One
that this girl was able to hide being pregnant from
her family for presumably eight or nine months, which is remarkable,
And that she was able to give birth to the
child on her own and then somehow cut the umbilical cord.
What if she want? What does she did caveman style
and just ripped it with her teeth? Oh wow, wow,

(30:28):
what if she did that? That's something. Now we're talking
slimy now, I bet it did. My friend.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
And people criticize Ozzie for biting that that bathhead off.
This girl's biting ubilical cord. Now that's metal. Now that's metal,
not the umlical cord. Her parents walking, she's gnawing on the.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh no, she's on the bath.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
She turned zombie.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
The crocodiles got her. She's on those drugs. Really, she
just couldn't find the kitchen. That's it. That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Butcher knife or something.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Good.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Her parents walking in on her fighting the ubilical cord.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
She's like, Mom and dad, lad, I mean he's scared
the he scared the female out of him, you know,
I mean looks at him, puts a little scared little
boy out of her. Oh boy, I mean she made it.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
She survived. It's no wonder she's on the honor roll.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Dude. She's clearly very smart. So maybe mom helped out.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
And my mom running outside with a knife trying to
your mom brought a knife.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Yeah, she brought a knife trying to get it to him.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
She's so scared of animals, So maybe that's how they
got the umbilical cord.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Like the mom brought out the knife.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
She's like, we're going to take care of this. We'll
get to the local cord up top. Yeah, anyway, youre
like Cabachi Chef that we're back to kibachi. I guess Kyoto,
we miss you, rest in power Kyote all right, anyway,
So I do have an update on that coach. I
mentioned that we'll do that here in a second.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Also, Haley Williams of Paramore yea. She has a new
criteria for people to come to her shows. She has
like rules, okay that you have to follow to be
able to come to one of her shows.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Don't mention those league photos of her from years past.
We're going to look at those photos during this to
get us ready for the segment. It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
This is the Josh Ennis Show on one oh six
point seven double LLZ Detroit Wheels Hellow six point seven
Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show. It is Josh and James
this morning. Welcome in everybody. Glad you guys are here
with us. So, Haley, she is from the band Paramore.
How do you feel about Paramore? James?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
I was a fan back in the day. I find
Haley to be really hot. She's a very little singer.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, Like I find her hot. Like I don't think
we'd have anything in common and she'd probably want to
kill me. But like there's something hot about like her tattoos,
and like I think that she's got some decent a
couple of decent songs. There's a couple of decent paramore songs.
A little Ain't It Fun? That's a good jam? Right,
Ain't it fun? Something that's a fun little ditty, that's

(33:27):
a quality tune. So Hayley though she's a weird. Look,
she's not a weird she's a whacko. Okay, she is
one of these really weird political zealots. And it works
for her because like her fan base, they're also wacko
political zealots. She's not in the business of trying to
appeal to everybody. She has an audience and she's going

(33:47):
to talk to that audience. Well, she's going out on tour.
She just released a solo album called Ego Death at
a bachelorette party. Oh wow, they do those as a
bachelotte parties. So and she's got, you know, this whole thing,
and she's going out on tour.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
What they're doing kyahuasca or whatever?

Speaker 4 (34:06):
You know.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Maybe, so that's a weird thing to do it your bachelorette. Well,
usually you get a hot dude with a huge hog
in there shaking it. Nope, but there's an ego death
at a bachelorette party.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Apparently so according to Haley, though, she says that I
don't want racists and I don't want sexist people around.
I don't want people there who think that trans people
are a burden. If you don't think that everybody should
be welcome at a show, then Hailey Williams doesn't want
you there.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Okay, I don't have any disagreements with what you just said,
but like, how do you prove this?

Speaker 7 (34:40):
Well?

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I mean, yeah, like how do you like?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I get that, but like I understand. It's like, but like,
is there a test that they have to take before
they go.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Into the show.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
She's like, hey, listen, guys, before you come in, I
have twenty questions you need to answer.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Which one of these people do you hate? And it
just shows a whole different lineup of different ethnicities. Yes,
you know, if you pick the wrong one, then you're out.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
It's like, which one of these people is the only
acceptable one to hate? And then like there's like transgender person,
there's person in like a wig, there's like Hispanic man,
there's black woman, there's all this, then there's just white dude,
and they're like that one and they're like, you're you're
into the Hailey Words show. Congratulations. But yeah, she's also

(35:23):
saying that, says, look, it's amazing to have Southern pride.
It's a beautiful area of not only the country but
the world. It's so rich in culture and meaning. But
we're focusing on the wrong things, she says, But so yeah,
apparently Haley Williams says, no, you can't come to the
show if you're racist, sexist, and transphobic, which again, I

(35:48):
don't know that anybody shows are that, Like I don't
even know that. Like Kid Rock steps up and he's like, hey, everybody,
welcome to the show. Transphobic, sexist and racist to the front.
Here we go shooting a bud light. Like I don't
that's like, I don't think that's how the Kid Rock.
I've nervous seen kid Ron. I imagine that the Kid
Rock Show or the Aaron Lewis Show or whatever I'm imagining, Like,

(36:09):
you don't get bonus points if you're transphobic. Like that's
why I like when these people do this, they're like, no, racist, here, Well, duh,
like what show is? Like, please bring all the racist
to the show. They don't exist, you dummy. That's the
panderine and posture. How this crab Like these people like
Hailey Williams are so stupid, Like she is such a

(36:29):
dumb human. It's fascinating. That's like, like, and I understand
why these people do it because it appeals to their
audience and whatever, but like shut up, Like nobody goes
to a concert and it's like, well, I'm like I'm
going to the Leonard skinnerd Show because I'm allowed to
be racist, transphobic, in sexist. Like no one's doing that.
So like, congratulations, you're a better person than everybody, Haley,

(36:52):
You and Bruce Springsteen in sixty nine and have a
great time together. Oh guther people, Well no, but you
might as well be. I mean like basically like politically
they're together, so like, go go ahead, do that, Go
ahead and scissor each other, Like, get you and Rachel
matt out together and scissor it up and talk about
how you're better than everybody, Like what are we doing here?
Like Rachel Maddow and Hailey scissor? Ain't it fun? The

(37:16):
official Scissor only fans of Haley williamsush but no, they like,
I don't know, man, I just watched this, and I'm like,
I don't. I've never gone to a show and felt like, hey,
this is just a place for transphobes blah blah blah,
Like I don't. I think that's just her way of saying, hey,
I am a friend to all these people. Oh, it's

(37:38):
her way of pandering James. That's all it is. Okay,
that's all that is, Like you can tell me that's
just her waves about Do you think the people don't
know she's an ally?

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Do you think they don't know that maybe this I'm
out there that.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Don't you think there's like a trans person out there?
That's like I wasn't sure if Haley from Paramoi was
on my side, but now I know now they know
for sure she is. Do you think there was like
some they say sexist, so some late that's out there.
That's like, ah, dude, Like what tests do they have
to take? Like I want to know what test they
have to take when they go to the Paramour show
and they're like, all right, listen, you passed with flying colors.

(38:09):
You have to get nineteen out of twenty. There's like
a certain number of points for every answer, and if
you if you got less than eighteen, you're not allowed
into the Paramore jow.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
I'll tell if you wear a certain colored hat to
her show, you're probably going to get the side eye
from quite a few people.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I would imagine a big fat slot. I would imagine,
I know what hat you're talking about. If I had
to guess, I know the hat you're referring to.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
And I'm not saying all the people that wear that
hat have those feelings, but that is kind of what's
been associated with that.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Hand a big fat slot. And I think you're right
on that. I think that, of course, if they saw it,
like I wanted to do a bit once. But if
that's her whole thing is she's just.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Saying that so they don't wear their red hats to
her show, Oh well, okay, but those people probably she's
probably alienated those people to the point that they wouldn't
come in.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Like that's the thing about these people, and they don't care.
But my guess is Haley from Paramore has run off
anybody that would wear the red hat to the show because,
like she's told them. They're horrible, just like a lot
of these celebrity people have like Green Day friends, and
the Green Day didn't need those people because they sell
out every show anyway. But I wanted to do a
bit that The concept of this bit was fantastic. I

(39:13):
wanted to send my buddy who I did the show
with in Saint Louis. He's like a big, kind of
right wing type of guy, okay, and I wanted to
send him to the Green Day show wearing like Maga
stuff and just see how he'd get treated. He's like, well,
what if they kick my ass? I'm like, if you
get your ass kicked by a bunch of people at
that show, dude, I lose respect for you. And so like,

(39:36):
I feel like you're in far more danger wearing you know,
the I'm with Her shirt to the Skinnered show. Then
you're gonna be wearing the Maga hat to the Green
Day show. If people at a paramour show can kick
your ass, like, you would need eleven Paramore fans to
kick my ass real talk, Like, like have the official numbers,
I see, So I've decided that it would take eleven

(39:57):
normal Paramore fans to beat the hell out of me
at his sh I think more than eleven. I might
it may I might be able to fight them off.
Like you know the argument that people make about like
would you rather fight like one human sized duck or
like take duck sized humans, would you rather fight eleven
paramore fans, or like that's how it would be. Like
I feel like I could take fifteen. Okay, I've changed

(40:17):
my number. I could take fifteen paramore fans.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
I think that's an accurate estimate. I think I could.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
I think. I think if I went to a show
and again, I'm a political I don't care. I just
find her to be annoying but also hot. I think
her annoying political things make her even hotter to me.
Oh really, I'm mustful, like forbidden free it is. I'm
lustful for her. And she'd just look at me and
she go, you're a fat slob, big fat sp I think,
deep down she's probably turned on by big fat slobs

(40:43):
like me too. She probably got low self esteem. Now
that's a big fat slob. Now I've turned myself on
to the point that I can't get out.

Speaker 11 (40:50):
Of this web.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Now I've got myself web. But what I believe is
if I went to a paramore show to the point
about my buddy, Like, what if they all kick my ass?
I'm like, brother, if you get your ass kicked by
the people that go to a paramore show, then look,
I can't help you.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
Like you're you're a you're you're so lost cause you're
a lost cause you're a girly man, Like you have
no chance Gertie man Gerdy.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Oh, look at the girty man can't beat fifteen paramore fans.
Oh he's in the business of misery, is he?

Speaker 10 (41:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
So, but I feel like, first of all, what did
we learn here for you know the song at the
end of the show. What have we learn? We've learned
that Hailey is nuts. We've also learned that I would
like I would like to be in a relationship with
Hailey and that she would hate me and think I'm
a fat slob. And that's okay because I'm super turned
on by her.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
So if you were into it with her and all
she need is talk about how she's an ally to
the trans community and all these communities that are being slated,
they would be even hotter for you, I think.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
So I think I'd be like, I'm down, that's fine,
Like in the in the midst of.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
It, I'd be like, totally agree, don't you totally?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
So she'd be like hey, and like it'll turn her on.
Should be like, tell me about how bad the White
Man is Again, I'm like, I'm horrible. I'm horrible.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Then you put instead of putting on a rubber you
put on a mega head.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, I'm like, hello, who's deplorable? Now I'm a big fatlop.
All right, Anyway, let's play some rock and roll because
I haven't played enough songs this hour. Oh no, matter
how rich the content is, if I don't get to
a certain number of songs, and I don't want to
start December off on a bad no, No, I really don't.
Casey's in a good mood. He was waiting for records

(42:28):
at the record store on the day after Thanksgiving him
like a dupis, so he's obviously in a good mood.
I don't want to put in a bad mood. So
I'll play rock and roll for you there, even though
the people in the text demand the talk, I'll play
the rock.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I think it's that rare Arlogu three album.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Yes he did, It's poise it show all this Virginia
high school football coach. I don't know if you heard
this story, kiddos, but Travis Turner is his name. He's
the football coach at Union High School in Virginia. On
November twentieth, he went missing, and he went missing and
they couldn't find him. And then a couple of days

(43:05):
later they found out that he's actually being wanted. He's
wanted for five counts of child porn and five counts
of using a computer to solicit a minor. So so
he's on the run. My coach, my coach, My coach
is now laying Kiffin take that ole, miss h But no,
my coach is Dan Campbell. He punches walls. But at

(43:27):
least he's not you know, to catch a predatory on
the internet. But it was a role play chat room,
the role playing chat room, dude, But apparently he was.
He went missing and he went to the woods with
a firearm and disappeared into the woods. And they still
can't find this guy. I feel pretty confident though, that

(43:48):
this man is dead.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
That was my guess who was secret hidden diddle shack
he has out in the woods.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
It's a secret. Was he like the diddling unibomber. He's
got like a diddle shack.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
It's like one of those Hobbit holes you know from
the Hobbit, you know, from the tree that bear lives in.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
There's like, yeah, door on the door that says mister
Diddler on top and it's spelled backwards. It's like did
the diddler? Yeah, And he just goes into his what
you call it a secret diddle shack.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Ye, his secret little shack. And in the wood he
took care of himself.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Hey, NBC, two words, role played, chat room. There's no
doubt this man is dead, Like there's he's been missing
since the twentieth so today is the first. So we're
talking almost two weeks to this guy. Yeah, so it's
been a week and a half. He went into the
woods with a firearm, so I don't think he's coming back.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
Have they searched the woods? They looked in the woods,
like where could he have gone? Like how far could
he have gone? Either if he went in the woods
to live and the gun is to get meat and
eat and survive, or it's an end to a means.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
You know, he's like the fugitive. Now he's out there
and like he's doctor Richard Kimball's like, I didn't diddle
the kids. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
One of those type of deals, like now he's got
like a different colored beard and everything, and he's like,
make it's got a mohawk.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
He can change in his hairstyle.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
No one's gonna find me here. Hey, NBC two words,
role played chat room dude. Yeah, so there you go.
So coach dittle Pants, he's on the run, but I
think he's dead. Like if we had to put money
on it, if you had to say, Josh, put one
hundred bucks on this, because you're a degenerate gambler and
you had to guess where this man is, it's either
he's dead or the field, the field being anything other

(45:26):
than he is dead. So nothing specific like oh is
it a Best Western, or wow, he's taking up a
job at a what a burger in Texas or anything
like that. It's like, if the question is just he's
either dead or anything else, I would take he's dead.
There's no question this sty So now we'll find out,
though at some point we will find out who knows?

(45:48):
But there you go, all right? Sports coming up, as
the Lions continue to slip slide away, Michigan State's got
a new coach. Michigan fans are annoying. What's new? I'm
in a mood today. Let's rock. It's the Joshna show.
Jacks in this show on one of six point.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels The josh in his show
sports alrighty.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I watched the Ohio State Michigan game this weekend, and
actually I listened to a lot of it because I
was out and about and bless our Heart's the guy
that does the games on the radio. He has the
voice of a cartoon rat, Like, how did this guy
get this gig? This is like no, no, not like that,

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like the kind of edge of your mouth, like the
kind of mouse like you would assume, like you know,
like you just like hear his voice and you're like
I could or like a fat mouse or something like
you know. That's like, I don't know. It's a terrible voice.
This gentleman has, bless his heart. And I'm listening to
this and I'm like, how did this guy get this job? Now,
granted I do not have a very good voice. Right
when I was a kid, I wanted to be a

(46:51):
play by a play announcer. That was my goal in life,
and then I realized I didn't have a good enough
voice for it. It was just easier to say offensive
things on the radio than you know, work your way
up the ladder, like, Hey, I'm gonna go do minor
league hockey play by play and maybe one day I'll
make make it to the NHL. Like now, I'm not
gonna do that. But I'm listening to this and I'm like,
my god, this guy just has no business being the

(47:12):
play by play voice for the freaking Michigan Wolverines. But
what do I know? But I was listening to this,
and look, Michigan's offense stinks, and Michigan's offense always stinks
for the most part, but some years they cheat and
are able to win the championship, and good for them.
But I'm hearing all the people bitch about how the
refs stole the game from him, you know. And look,
there was a bad call that should have been a

(47:34):
touchback and not a touchdown. I get that. Still, you
lost by seventeen points, you scored nine. Your quarterback that
you're paying three million dollars a year or two had
like sixty yards passing. Shut up, You're Michigan. You have
all this money and you can't find an offense that
can move the ball at all? Like, how is this
a thing every year? And then you go on and

(47:55):
spend three million dollars for this Bryce Underwood who kind
of sucked. And it's like your first complaint is about
the refs. Oh, they want Ohio State to win. I
don't think the refs care who wins. You just suck,
you know.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
I mean from what I saw a little bit of
the game that I watched, the Ohio State seemed to
be far superior in every even.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
The Michigan's offense is inept. It is inept. Can you
spend three million dollars on a quarterback and you score
nine points against Ohio State and the guy throws for
like sixty yards? Like if you would have lost by
three points and they blow a call in the end zone,
I'll give you the ref thing, right, don't give me
the ref garbage whenever you got smoked. Don't give me
the ref garbage when your quarterbacks throwing for sixty yards.

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The dude from Ohio State sayans out there throwing for
like three hundo on you guys, you spend three million
dollars on a quarterback that can't get the ball past midfield.
So spare me, lose me with that Michigan fan. Thank you.
Now to our Spartans. They're not really my Spartans, but
our Spartans they fired their coach. You look at the

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Jonathan Smith and you go, this just looks like a
guy who'd be a bad coach. Like he just looks
like a dufus. Look up, have you seen the guy?
Look up Jonathan Smith? And why I haven't seen him?
They suck so bad nobody shows him on TV. Look
up Jonathan Smith, the guy that just got fired by
Michigan State. This dude just looks like a dufus. You
look at him and go, this guy's not going to
be a good foot wow football coach.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Yeah, exactly, that's what somebody would tell you, like a
life insurance policy.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Correct. Now, he's getting thirty three million to be a
bad coach. That's pretty impressive. Thirty three million. He gets whacked,
and they're gonna hire Pat Fitzgerald because the answer to
all the problems for SPARTI is to hire a guy
who coached it in Northwestern Rock Gone the Lions. Look,
I understand that I sound very negative today. I'm aware
of this. But the Lions are dead. It's over. Season's over.

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They ain't catching the Bears, and they catching Green Bay.
And wildcard wise, you've got Seattle, San Francisco, and the Rams,
who all have what nine wins? The NFC West has
three nine win teams. You have seven, So two of
those teams you're gonna have to catch for a wildcard.
Then you're gonna have to catch either Green Bay or
Chicago for a wildcard. And green Bay has already beaten

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you twice. It is Ova ova, which means my parlay
is over, which means my life is over. Basically, at
this point, I'm not trying to bring you down.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
He's gonna find another bed. He had a few bucks,
I guess, huh no, but this was the one. This
was the one I was looking forward to. Was giving
me hope.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
But this team ain't making the playoffs. Wolf even Frank
Rag now knows that he made up a leg injury
so he didn't have to play. He's like, guys, I'm
coming back. Oh my leg hurts. Oh about that come back.
There's a scene in Caddyshack where they're where they're playing
a golf of thing.

Speaker 11 (50:47):
You know.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
They're golfing at the end of the movie and Rodney
Dangerfield pretends that he got hurt so no better golfer
could play for him. He's like, oh my arm it's broken.
That was Frank Ragan. He's like, oh my leg is
broken old the ham Street. Oh I can't walk anymore.
It turns out I can't play. Oh no, all right,

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that was sports. And this is the Beastie Boys. The
Beastie Boys along six point seven d Troy. It's Wheels,
I'm your dock speaking up. It's the Docks last week
and they're having a little party for him today at
the station. So there's a whole little setup for balloons
and stuff. Yeah. The funny thing is it just looks
like we're doing a tire sale out there. So we

(51:31):
we went and stole the decoration from Bill Tiers. Looks
exactly like it. I walked out there, like, why are
there a bunch of blow up tires out of here? Look, hey,
buy three, get the fourth one free. Boys.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Here we go bouncing and.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
That's there. That's all to this. This afternoon here at
the radio stage. I gotta post a picture of it.
Is like it looks exactly like it looks when you
walk into a tire shop. And maybe that was the point.
Maybe that was the bit. It very well could have been,
but it's just funny. This is the first thing I
thought of. Also, we have audio of Frank Rag. Now
that's good, that's wow. Always oh boy, oh my arm.

(52:10):
They got that audio. Yeah, it's pretty shocking. Other audio
that we've been able to obtain, and this is something
that's very exclusive. We so what we have learned about
the guy from the football coach who's now being accused
of being a pedo just left his house with a gun, right,
that was the story, that he left his house with
a gun and went into the woods. How did you

(52:32):
think that's going to end? Well, I thought the guy
was no doubt dead, and maybe he still is. But
he's actually gone somewhere and recorded a song proclaiming his innocence.
So this is something. So we have the audio of that.
So this is what's the guy's name, Travis, This guy
who's the coach in Union of Union High School.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
So he took the gun and he was probably walking
to the recording studio in the woods to record this track.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
We have that's in his treehouse that we talked about.
What was it his secret? So he's got a recording
studio in his secret diddle shack. And do you think
that there's like a secret like the code word. Oh,
he's got to be like a nager password, like you
knock on the door, like, hey, what's the code word?
Daddy says, she's too young, but she's old enough for me.
All right, let him he's in, he's good. Let him in. Hey,

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what's our favorite song? Hey, hello, let me in? Hey,
what's our favorite song? It's Into the Night. Everybody knows that.
But anyway, so this is the exclusive audio. Remember this
guy is on the run, being accused of being a
diddler and soliciting miners on the internet and child port
and everything. But I can't Apparently he went out and
recorded a song, so we have that. Do not diddle kids,

(53:38):
it's no good diddling kids.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
You gotta write song.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Oh, I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter.
No little kids, gotta be big, holding them away my daughter.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Or something like that.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I believe him.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
It sounds like a country tone, a country song.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
It does. Look I kind of buy it. I was
I was convinced he was guilty. But then I heard that.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Now, like, it's no greater way to prove that you're
innocent of diddling kids and writing a song about not
diddling kids.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I think he's pretty good. Everybody knows that. I mean,
that's I mean, that's pretty much a lock there. So
I mean to me, this story is over. But I
guess we'll find out when we find out. But he
has put out that's like his manifesto. It's like his
unibomber manifesto. Out in the wood. He's gone out to
the woods to write his song about not being a
bad president.

Speaker 6 (54:25):
It's no good diddling kids, got to write, I wouldn't
do it with anybody younger than my daughter.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
No little kids gotta be big, holding them away from
my daughter or something like that.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
That's that's a that's a hit to me, it's a hit.
All right, Let's play some more rock and roll because
we're obligated to. It's Casey mandated music. Right now from
the Offspring, it's come out and play we are Detroit's wheels.
Come on now, you gotta keep them separated. Come out

(55:05):
at that. It's the Offspring. I am Jos she's James.
It's the Josh Ennis Show on World AIDS Awareness Stage. James,
are you aware of AIDS?

Speaker 7 (55:14):
I am?

Speaker 1 (55:15):
And so am I. So they've done their job, all right.
So these are the kind of people that I want
to see at the Paramore show. We talked about this
earlier that Hailey Williams says that she does not want racist, transphobic,
or what was the other one? Transphobic, racist, and sexist
sexist people at the show. She's going on tour and
she wants none of them. I've never met someone who

(55:35):
wants those people at their show, but Hailey Williams wants
you to know that she doesn't want them at the show. Like,
these are the type of people I just want to
see go to the Paramore show as a goof.

Speaker 7 (55:44):
Just got to get in common is one of Pella
cat and I put in a hard day's work, put
in eleven twelve hours a.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Day, and they an't getting you. Druck and the lace
rang one or two beers.

Speaker 12 (55:52):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, you have to wear a seat belt when
you're driving.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Presum gonna become this country. That's who I want to
see at the Paramour show.

Speaker 13 (56:05):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Now, the threat would be like say you went in
there and you're wearing like a Maga hat and you're
like whatever, you know, like you can you get punt.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
There's your average Paramore contract right there. This is according
to chat GPT So.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
We okay, hold on, So I want I said it'd
be a funny goof. And I talked about this with
a buddy of mine before, who's like a super right
wing guy to go to like a Green Day show
or somebody like this wearing a Maga hat and just
see what happens. And he was like, I'm gonna get
my ass kicked. I'm like, these people can't kick your ass.
It's like twenty people at a Paramore show couldn't kick
one person's ass. You versus fifteen is the right here.

Speaker 5 (56:39):
So we used chat GPT guaranteed and we asked chat
gpt to create a picture of the average Paramore fan.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
So fifteen of the I think I've changed my number.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Yeah, do you think more?

Speaker 1 (56:57):
I think I think.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
I think it would take about thirty five of those.
She also looks like a big fan of Harry Potter.
I see what I would do. I've created a very frumpy,
emo kind of girl. Total nook to fight a girl.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
But I would argue if I said I wouldn't fight
a girl, that would make me what sexist? Because I
would assume that she couldn't fight me because I'm a guy,
And what is Haley not wanted her show? She doesn't
want sexist? I'm not a sexist, So I would look
if I had to fight, I think I could take
thirty five to forty of them at once. They're just
coming at me and I'm throwing them off with me,

(57:38):
you know, like it'd be fun. I think it'd be
a fun little exercise. But we we'll have to post
that on the Facebook page. That is the average Paramore fan.
How many average Paramore fans do you think you could fight?
Get in eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven or you can text text the word Josh
in your message uh to five one eight eight one
for what it's worth. I actually enjoy Paramore, but I

(58:01):
do think I could fight thirty five to forty of them.
I think thirty five to forty is where I'm going out.
It started out at fifteen. I'm gonna work my way up.
I think I on my own could take thirty five
to forty of those at once.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
So now the attacking all at one time going is
it like a royal rumble, like a buzzer goes off
every ninety seconds like another Paramore fan.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Oh my god. And then they have like a secret weapon.
There's like a Starbucks barista is in there now. Oh no,
he's got a hot coffee. Hold. She comes. She's a
liberal arts major. She's gonna rip your bolts off. Anyway,
we'll post that on the Facebook more than coad.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Josh in his show one O six point seven.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
W LLZ Detroit Wheels, well A six point seven Detroit's Wheels,
Josh and A shows Josh and James this morning. I
said that as if someone knew it was like a
Josh and James size.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Here this new guy, James.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
But we're glad you guys are with us today. He's
a wacky but enthusiast. Welcome in. But so on Thursday
or Friday, I'm trying to remember when this was. It
must have been Friday. I was on John R about
to turn on to whatever that other road I was

(59:24):
about to turn on too. I don't run. Yeah, it
was a mile I think it was whatever mile road,
the Myers on wherever it is. No, it's actually the
other way, so Meyer, that's right off a woodward. So
either way, I'm on John R. I'm about to turn right.
I don't realize that you can't turn right onto John

(59:45):
or off of John R in that situation left. Well, no, no,
it's not that, it's just there's no turn on right,
so they're red. Sorry, there's no turn on red. I
don't know where's my brain? Like, I don't think I
should just restart all of this, Like I need to
cleanse my palate with something and try this again. Old,
let me play this and then I'm going to restart
this because I feel like that was mediocre.

Speaker 14 (01:00:04):
Hey, no place like W one oh six point seven
the Wheels for Great Entertainment and Music.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Well on six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh INNI show,
It's Josh and James this morning, Welcome in. So I
was coming off with John R. And I made an
illegal right turn. I was unaware. I know, I was
unaware that I didn't see the signs. I pulled up
kind of like past the sign, so I didn't see
that there was no right turn. So I made the
right turn and I got pulled over for it. So

(01:00:34):
I get pulled over. It's kind of snowing, and the
guy pulls me over and says, you know why I
pulled jover. I'm like, well, I can got the guess
because there was probably an illegal right turn there, like
there was no turn on red, and I probably did it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
She'd been like driving well hung Yeah, is charged off his.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
Charge brother, but he says, hold on again, I'll get
your info, you know, And he got all the info
and everything and he goes, let me tell you, since
you were a nice guy about everything, I'm gonna let
you off without any points or anything like that. But
he still gave me a ticket. So in my mind,
I'm like, okay, cool, I got off easy because you'm
a nice guy. And that's how you should treat people.
Whenever you get pulled over. These people that are combative

(01:01:09):
with cops, that's why you get plugged. Bro, you get
plugged because you're combative. I'm filming officer, Yeah, like, okay,
you know you did something wrong. I was fully aware
that obviously I broke the law, right, So I'm like, fine,
pull me over whatever, and he goes, but you're fine. Listen,
you did fine. Here, we'll just you know, I'm not
going to put any points on your license whatever. Okay, fine,

(01:01:30):
So there, I look at the ticket. The damn ticket
is still two hundred dollars. Was evading traffic?

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
It was?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
It was I forgot exactly what it was, but it
was still a two hundred dollars ticket. Yeah. See, at
least what the ticket said. It said to you impeding traffic,
I think was the impeding Like, don't sit there and
tell me that you were so nice and benevolent to
me and you let me off the hook. It's still
going to cost me two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Well, now you're not going to get the points on
your license, which is now going to make your insurance
go up, so then you can pay you know, an
extra fifty bucks a month for the next six years
where you get pay two hundred bucks. Right now, here's
what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
I'm gonna tell you that easy. And all them boys
in NWA were right. I say, f the police, That's
what I say, Like, don't sit there and tell me
you're doing me a favor, and I still have to
pay two hundred dollars for it. Like I thought we
were like cool. I thought we were in a scenario
where it was like, hey, everything's fine, Like, hey, listen,
I understand you made a mistake. It's cool. You were
very nice. You didn't like reach to your glove compartment

(01:02:22):
and make me think you're gonna shoot me or something.
So everything's fine. Let's just go about our day and whatever.
And that's what I assume was gonna happen. I was like, man,
this CoP's awesome. Then I find out it's time to
pay two hundred dollars. That's dumb. And by the way,
it's all a scam. All this is a scam. Everything,
everything in the world's a scam. At least you didn't
have to go to court. And then you go to

(01:02:43):
court and the judge's like, okay, we'll let you off.
No points, youse still pay the fine. Look, then you're
still paying the two hundred bucks. That's fine. Costs, that's fine.
I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Just saving you a bit of a headache.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
I'm fine with that. You want to save me a
total headache, just say whoops. I know you may you
acknowledge you did something wrong. It's not like you're going
one hundred and twenty five or something like that. You
made a right turn on red. Who cares. We'll say, listen,
I pulled you over. Now you know that you can't
make that turn there, and we're fine. But instead it's
still gonna cost you twohundred doesn't but I'll sit there
and act like you're doing me a favor. That's the

(01:03:15):
part I didn't like. I didn't like where he's like, ah, man, listen,
you were a good guy, and hey, we're not gonna
do this. Hey, they'll let you off kind of easier.
I'm like, he thinks I even shook his hand and said, hey,
thank you, officer mayor Happy Thanksgiving. And then I find out,
so I gotta pay two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
You offer him like a Wheels shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
We don't have wheel shirts.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
That was jelly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
She's like, maybe you should tell him you're on the radio.
She's like, he didn't know what Wheels is. She's like,
can I give you a shout out? Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
He's like, I'll give you what like on my radio show.
Get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
You know what wheel? You know you're gank in my chain.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
I'm gonna give you an actual ticket here He's.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Like, don't you try to bribe me with a radio
station that doesn't exist, no place like.

Speaker 14 (01:03:53):
W one oh six point seven the Wheels for Great
Entertainment and use it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:59):
You'll probably be like, Oh, yeah, you're that guy in
W one o sixty seven that's got nothing but bad
thing to say about my boy, screaming Scott.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
You're that guy. You're that dude. Yeah, well, your tail
light's out too. Oh look your headlight's broken. Start smashing
up your car. Oh, by the way, I'm gonna flag
you for having an air pressure hanging from your rear
view mirror. You'll want to have that either. It's like, oh, look,
your side mirror is broken. No something, bang it is
now now it is. There's another fine, I'm team CSX,

(01:04:29):
you son of a bitch anyway, but no, so I
have to pay two hundred dollars and uh I don't
like it. Yeah, that's life always it does it? Does?

Speaker 14 (01:04:39):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
F the police? That's what That's what me and my
buddy Easy E and uh ice Cube and doctor Dre say.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
That's what we say. We say F the police exactly.
Roca from redging his machine, he says the same stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
So we're right on. I'm sure Paramore says that too.
Oh yeah, I'm sure Haley says f the police. And
we're big paramour people here, ob So there you go.
Someone who does not say that is the gentleman in Stained.
He is certainly not one of He is not welcome
at the Paramore show. So don't show up. There's probably
a sign that's literally like, do not serve.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
This mass picture of him, this picture of Aaron lewis
the guy with the eyebrow ring.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Hell, as someone who has now run a foul of
the law, I feel like I really can relate to
these people.

Speaker 11 (01:05:27):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
You got to get in common.

Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
Is one a fella king and I put in a
hard day's work, put in eleven twelve hours a day,
and they ain't getting you drubbed in the lace rang
one or two beers.

Speaker 12 (01:05:35):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, can't you have to wear a seat belt
when you're driving.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Presume we're gonna become this country pretty soon.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
We're in it, sweetie, can't turn on red and in
the wrong intersections.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
You best start believing in ghost stories because you're in one,
and we're in one right now, you can't make a
right turn without getting a two hundred dollars ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I'll all your kids to be your friend, but still
finds it two hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
One sings like I'm your body, I'm gonna help you out,
but you're still going to charge me two hundred dollars.
And then I go to the website to try to
pay the thing, and it was like, the ticket's not
ready to pay yet. Well, I'm ready to pay it.
I want to get this. It's so stupid. It's like
I should be able to come to that like website
today or like the ten minutes after it happens and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Pay it if I want to pay it. Like my
issue wasn't even with like a ticket, a speeding ticket.
I had that issue with like a medical bill. Yeah,
I got them hounding my ass to pay the medical bill.
And when I go in to log in to pay
the medical bill, record's not found. Oh those those are
the worst.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
So I got one from a hospital or something, ones
that claimed I owed like a whole bunch of money
for something, and I forgot what exactly it was, and
I was like, well, what is this? I shouldn't have
to pay this. They're like, oh, that was just a
suggested thing. But you can also just pay like one
small sum right now and get it taken care of. Like, well,
how much is it? I don't know, like ten bucks?
The bill is like thousands of dollars. I'm like, I

(01:06:55):
don't understand makes sense. If none of this makes sense,
you scammers. You are scammers. That's what it was. That's
how it went.

Speaker 10 (01:07:04):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
But yeah, so now I'm someone who rides. I'm really
I just run a foul of the wall. I'm I'm
just I'm a bad man.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
I'm a ribbell dotty. I'm a loner, I'm a loaner dotty.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I'm a rebel. That's me. Did you say you got
one for having window tent.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yeah, back in the day, they frowned upon a window
tint and that was I had a sweet G six
with the windows all blacked out chrome rims.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Yeah, ride dirty baby.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
They were trying to catch you riding dirt. And this
is what they'd have, like seat belt enforcement zones, so
like they'd be like one mile ahead, cops are looking
for seatbelts, So I'd hurryp and roll my windows down
so way they couldn't see my tent.

Speaker 13 (01:07:41):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
One time I didn't get my windows down quick enough
and I got pulled over and I got like a
two hundred dollars five for having tinted windows.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
This is the logic behind like window ten being a
problem because.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
The cops can't see in your car and see what
you're doing. You know, I don't know, man, for whatever reasons,
you know. And I don't think people should have to
wear seat belts either. Look, I would just because whatever,
but like because I'm a square.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
But if somebody doesn't want to wear a seat belt,
and that's on them. If they get a fresh and die,
I mean that's on them. If they han't have been
a wheelchair, it's on them, if they don't want to
wear a seat belt.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
As to know, I'm gonna wear that seatbelt because it
saved my life a few times.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
That's what I'm saying. So like most people I think
would still wear a seat belt anyway. Now our friends
that believe we live in a communist country there, they
probably wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
And that's fine that people gets in the way of
the cracking that beer after a long day's work.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Correct, And look, I'm all in favor of just doing
what you want. Like I'm a I'm against speed limits
for the most part, like especially on like highways and
stuff like it's almost ago eighty on a highway. Eighty
five eighty five on a highway. Now, don't go one
hundred miles an hour, you know, in a neighborhood. But whatever,
I don't know. I just think we're focused on the
wrong stuff here, Like a guy turning right and charging

(01:08:52):
of two hundred dollars turning right on red that's the problem.
You could have caused a horrible accident. Yeah I could have,
but I didn't because nobody was coming. So but whatever.
So now I owe two hundred dollars and I own
a knuckle sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
We'll get the windows tinted and turned on because it
would have been like double whammy.

Speaker 13 (01:09:15):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
God, So so thanks Hazel Park Police. Oh yeah, they
need the money. Yeah, they're gonna get you anyway they can.

Speaker 7 (01:09:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I'm like, hey, can I pay it an installments like
a dollar a month until I pay it all off?

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
I'm sure you could send a payment plan a dollar
a month, though they'd probably looking at.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
Least I would be like, what's the smallest payment plan
per month I can make on this dollar all right,
Well good, I'm paying five dollars a month for this.
Then they'll say, ha, joke's on you. There's a fee
every time you make a payment. Yeah, the charge you
a credit card fee. Now, so to be five dollars
for every five dollars I.

Speaker 13 (01:09:50):
Spent us gona cost you ten bucks just to prove
a point. Yeah, principles though I am, I might do it.
I would consider it all right. Coming up next hour, kid,
we're gonna have our recap song. Our AI generated shine
Down tickets and we have Shinedown.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Tickets as well. We got a lot to do. It's
the Josh in the show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
The Josh in this show one of six point seven.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
W LLZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Well on six point seven Detroit's Wheels Joshnis Show. I
feel horrible today, just had I just ate too much
junk and you drank too much of that feeling, Oh.

Speaker 15 (01:10:26):
God, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes,
diabetes testing shlies.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Not a good week for your boy. After man, Once
we got done on Wednesday, it was just a NonStop
thrill ride of horrible, horrible, I mean delicious, but you know,
just oh this, I couldn't stop. It's just a non
stop eat feste. My house have been plagued with deviled
egg Oh god, no, the last four or five days.
That is the most disc thought ever. Oh oh that's hideous, man,

(01:11:06):
I saw you post about.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Its something disgusting creates. It's the vortex of farts in
my stomach that escape, and they're gross because they're good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
They don't taste good. Those are hideous, So I'll never
understand the appeal of that. Like my wife likes deviled eggs,
They're yummy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Now, I think it's funny because there's like a meme
from Rick and Morty about deviled eggs and they're like, hey,
want to eat six hard boiled eggs?

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
And you're like, no, what if?

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
What if we cut them in half, take yolks out,
make him with mustard and mayonnaise, put the yolks back in,
and cover them with paprika.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Son of a bitch, I'm in, Yeah, that's you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Yeah, Well, it's kind that's sort of like that when
you think of eating that, because it sounds ridiculous to
eat that much until you realize you're doing that. It's
like when you go to a Mexican restaurant and you
get chips. If somebody told you, hey, would you like
to cut like a foul and tortillas into four pieces?
Like no, But then you just eat like you probably
ate forty tortillas in that basket of chips, absolutely, and

(01:12:10):
you're like, well, I mean, I guess it, wonder I'm
so full, I can't even enjoy my intur I know
that's exactly what it is. But god, yeah, I saw
you post that picture this weekend. I'm like, that's mild, man,
Like that is certainly Oh god, it's awful. So we
will have though coming up the the AI Generated Show

(01:12:31):
recap for the day.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Yeah, so if you missed anything, you'll find out what
what you missed in music metally, so uh and what are.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
We setting it to the tune of today? Some yacht rock?

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Oh, a yacht rock one that's exciting, glossy seventies eighties
West Coast production. Yeah, electric piano, clean, silky guitars, funky
bassline and crisp snare.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
That's light reverb that, Oh boy, this is gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
So also add some mellow synth pads and some shimmering
saxophone accents.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Oh this is good. So this is our new thing
that we do. Look, we gotta have a bit, and
so our bid is generated by AI because we're un
original and it is we take the AI and we
take everything we talked about today, and we ask the
AI to spit out a song for us that recaps
everything we talked about today. So we will do that

(01:13:19):
here actually just a few minutes. I think we'll do
that after we play a couple songs here. But anyway,
so welcome in everybody. I don't know why, just this
little class.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I'm okay, welcome in, Welcome in, like I am, I'm
your yoga I'm your yoga yoga master.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Today they call me a yogi. And who wants to
do hot yoga today?

Speaker 11 (01:13:40):
Josh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
And that is it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
So anyway, let's play some rock and roll here. This
is Arrow Smith. It's Living on the Edge, follows six
point seven Detroit's Wheels. That is Lincoln Park. It's the
Josh and is shown Josh. He's James. Our new segment
that may last forever. It may last another day or two.
It depends on how much you guys enjoy it. It
is the end of the show recap created by AI.

(01:14:05):
So it's an AI song created to tell you everything
that's happened in the show today, things we've learned, everything else. Okay,
So this is set to the tune of yacht rock Today. Yeah.
So it's a yacht rock tune and it will feature
different things that we've talked about on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
All right, So to mention everything that we mentioned, we
try to mention in the lyrics.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Gotcha, simple enough. So it's the AI generated end of
the show recap four December. First, let's see how it
sounds to the tune of sweet smooth yacht Rock. I'm
already in, I'm so in on this.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
This is funky, no doubt, a lot of funk. This
is the end of the show.

Speaker 10 (01:15:01):
Recap song. The Lion season has cooked.

Speaker 11 (01:15:08):
Dan Campbell killed Josh's Parley worse.

Speaker 10 (01:15:12):
Than the wall in his off the Salinity.

Speaker 11 (01:15:17):
James and Dan Campbell like grad shoes, but now he
is on a pinch of sole off. You cannot cut
in a billet coal cord with daughty, even if you're
on the Honorable Hailey.

Speaker 10 (01:15:34):
Williams is a cycle.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
But Josh would steal it.

Speaker 10 (01:15:42):
We think it would take thirty five barrel more fans
to Cigard.

Speaker 16 (01:15:51):
Virginia football Thos has right off to his secret to
leave shack, and it's probably dead.

Speaker 11 (01:16:04):
Our boss Casey is still due the Frank rad Now
it's not hurt, he's just John says the police don't.

Speaker 10 (01:16:24):
Josh has gone.

Speaker 11 (01:16:25):
Ten days since he distans pants.

Speaker 10 (01:16:29):
Oh yeah, and the guys still have Jock Gad.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Still lodging in Lambert. Is there a five three minute
extremental on this maybe? Do you think it comes back
around when to hit first? And wonder if you come
back with the Frank Ragnow line. Come on, bring it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Back, Williams is a cycle, but Josh wits do hit.

Speaker 10 (01:17:04):
We think it would take thirty five part fans gars.

Speaker 16 (01:17:13):
Virginia football coach has rid off to his secret goodling shack.
That's probably gay, so dad of Moost, Casey still too fast.

Speaker 10 (01:17:30):
Frank reg now has not hurt, he just be Jo says.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
The bonies do turn all that so catchy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
John says they yeah, one more time, bring it back.

Speaker 10 (01:17:56):
Josh has gone ten day.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Then, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:18:03):
Fist.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Oh now we got Sax bringing out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
I hope we're gonna mention the Hogs for.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
The little more time. I gotta bring back the Hogs.
This is not the radio edit. This is the full
album version, secret cut. Like you know, after you let
all the tracks play, this shows up.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
This couds is a song, right yeah, Hey, we played
like six songs this segment.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Casey take that. Wow, they're tuitous sex. It's like the
local on the eighths. See if they bring it back
one more time, boys bring it back Nope're like it's

(01:19:04):
gonna get along. That's instrumental. I guess we should have
gave more lyrics. Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 15 (01:19:08):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Oh that's quality.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
There you go. That is uh, today's AI Generated Show
recap song.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Josh would still hit it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
That's good. That's a quality that that part was among
my favorites. Hold on, let me go one.

Speaker 11 (01:19:39):
You cannot cut in a build cord with daughty, even if.

Speaker 1 (01:19:49):
Williams is a psychle, but Josh would.

Speaker 10 (01:19:52):
Still we think it would take thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
That's that's good. That's good. So that is today's AI
Generated Show recap song. And I cannot stop laughing at this.
The only person who doesn't like this is the one
guy who really hates a. Hey, I slop, Hey, this
is just AI garbage. Nobody wants AI. It's a different

(01:20:27):
Jesus because I like it all right. Anyway, we got
more rock coming up on wheels in his show.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
Is st Gym started advertising on radio way back in
April and now.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Do and this is Sarah sorry, she started one of
those six point seven Detroit's wheels. Josh and his show
Josh and James. Today. There's a party for the dock
here at the office today, so I get to celebrate
under that that tire set up out there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
So they probably sold it to like Bill Tire.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
That'd be huge. That'd be huge if we could sell
anything to anybody on this radio station, to be an accomplishment,
so we'd be getting somewhere then. But no, that was
presumptuous of you. But anyway, so before we get out
of here today, let me tell you a few things.
Let me see you. I'd like to look at these
stories I printed out, make sure we got all of them.
Monday is World AIDS Awareness Day. You're aware, We're all aware. Okay,

(01:21:31):
good aids. We're aware. The high school football coach update
we gave you that he's still on the run. My
guess as he's dead. Let's see, Hayley Williams doesn't want
racist at her shows, or sexists or transphobic people, but
there's no way she can prove that. So I mean,
you know, and my bigger question was, what if like

(01:21:51):
two out of three of those fits you. But you're like, hey, listen,
I'm with you. I'm still kind of out of the
fence on this one litthing, the trans thing I'm on
the fence about. So just like, can we make a
deal here, because I really want to come to the show,
but can we could? Is there any wiggle room? Is

(01:22:12):
there any one of these in particular where there's a
little bit more wiggle room than the others. But so
if you plan on going to the paramour show, but
you also plan on hating people that are brown, this
is probably not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
What if I'm only transphobic when it comes to them
playing in sport?

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
There you go like, so let's say that I'm not
a big fan of a man putting on a wig
and dunking basketballs on other Girls'd be like, well, the no,
you're transphobic and you can't come to the show. So
there's that. Let's see scientists determine if we're living in
a computer simulation or not. And apparently, let's say, for
your scientists who've been working on things that might actually

(01:22:49):
better mankind of toyed with following conundrums, humanity just a
computer simulation. Doctor mer Faisal claims to have the definitive
word on the topic. Through extensive re she and his
cohorts have decided that a fully consistent and complete description
of reality cannot be achieved through computation alone. So we're
not in a simulation. I know you were wondering, Yeah,

(01:23:11):
it seems like something you'd be into, but no, my
thoughts on it, But I ultimately I don't think we
are in a simulation. Here is flirting advice from different generations.
According to the Huffington Puffington Post. Let's see here, Boomers
say you should be yourself and be respectful. Gen X
say be funny, interesting and interested. Millennials say be friendly

(01:23:36):
and witty, and gen Z be complimentary, cheeky and authentic.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
That's well, we got a little bit from the last
three columns.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Yeah, well, you know what. Gen Z is probably also
telling you to just stay at home and don't go
out because you'll probably be accused of some sort of
predatory behavior. That would be my advice to people to
stay home, play Nintendo and watch porn, and then don't
bother with people, because once you get past what you
actually they want when you're trying to hook up with people,
then you just I mean, you just rather be playing

(01:24:03):
Nintendo anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
That's the next step after you're done.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
There's a scene in pulp Fiction where the John Travolta character,
Vincent Vega as it were, is this in this conundrum
where he may end up hooking up with Mea Wallace,
who of course is his boss's wife. Right, he'd be
dead he mean, spoiler alert, it ended up bed anyway.
But the point being in all of this is he
looks at himself in the mirror and he goes, here's

(01:24:28):
what you're gonna do. You're gonna go home, and then
he pantomime, Sonna, you're gonna do it, and that's all
you're gonna do because it's about loyalty. Well, that's what
you need to do. If you're a young guy out there.
There's no point in dealing with all of this stuff.
Just go do just go home, play Nintendo and watch
erotica and then go to sleep, smoke a bowl as
you might smoke a bowl, have a domestic light beer

(01:24:51):
or thirty like I had on Thanksgiving. And by the way,
I think I may so Thanksgiving. I think it was Thanksgiving.
We bought a already pack of bush Lattes because that's
what we do.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Yeah, that's your beverage, Detroit.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
When I woke up the next day, there were no
more bush lattes and it was just me and my
wife and she ain't drinking more than probably eight. Okay,
so I'm going to I'm gonna think that I had
somewhere in the neighborhood of twenty two to twenty three
bush lattes. It happens, and I live to tell about it,
Live to tell Madonna style. God best your toilet. Yeah, look,

(01:25:24):
I do what I can. So anyway, let's get out
of here. We will make room for Rob, and then
the doc will be in here for his final week
unless he's taken another week off again, which who knows
what that guy. You're one week away from no longer
having to come to work and you're getting vacation days now, well,
you got to use them or you lose them. That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
I'm assuming that's how it is with this company.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
All the others.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
I would assume that we're gonna give you this paid
time off, but if you don't take.

Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
It, you lose it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
I think that's it might be that way here. So
we may be taking like a month off in December
here with like three weeks off. Do they roll over? Oh?
I don't know if do you get to keep these days?
Does it like just just disappear?

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
This sounds like an HR zoom call.

Speaker 3 (01:26:06):
We're gonna get on an HR call right after we
try to figure out.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
The camera, rite down all your questions.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Well, look, okay, look I bought some records on record Day.
I waited in line with some real dregs of society
at the record store to buy vinyl pieces of vinyl,
and I enjoyed that. Casey decided to post a picture
of himself looking miserable waiting to get these things too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
It's a happy time.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
It wasn't like the picture of Casey was like, hey man,
I am at.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
The record store. He's like, look it's cold, but look
this is the things we do for vinyl records. Don't
don't keep that vinyl record in the goal too long,
it's gonna get damaged.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
There you go, all right, So we're getting out of here.
We'll be back tomorrow at six o'clock with more hyjiinks
and fivolity. We will see you then

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