Day Old Donut Dumpster Dive

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guaranteed human and we are those humans.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's Josh and James, the Josh Innis Show, Good Morning friends,
just south of six o'clock here in the Motor City,
and we are glad to have you along with us today.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I have no idea what this is, what this.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Story is, but Sidney Sweeney faces new outcry for nude
magazine cover.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Can women stop.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Bitching about Sidney Sweeney please, for the love of Christ, Like,
there are no men that bitch about good looking men.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I understand it's not apples to apples by it.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Right, I get it because like there's different body image
issues that women deal with that men don't deal with,
and we are objectified and whatever, I got you. Yeah,
just let Sidney Sweeney be hot. Is she a good actress?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
No?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I saw that movie that apparently so many people saw
their making a sequel of By the way, it's the
House the Housemaid. This is a Housemaid too.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
There is a house yes, but I think that's a
sindbad That is certainly a sinbad movie and not like.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
That's when everybody thinks they saw No.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's the movie with him and Phil Hartman.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yes, all right, rest in power Phil. So the actress
appears on the cover of W magazine without clothing, and
there are fans and critics on social media. Some praise
her confidence and career momentum, while others question the decisions,
timing and implications. One person says she fell off bad,

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while a third person added, that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Keep it PG, like, what are we doing here? Who
I want to know? Who are these people?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's disgusting? Keep it PG? Well, like who said that?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
As I told you before, those are the aforementioned this
very unattractive woman. And because as I've never heard of
a dude that hates a dude for being handsome, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
If I saw like naked Matthew McConaughey on a magazine cover, right,
so ah, what a handsome guy. I wish I look
like that, But I'm not gonna put forth the effort
into looking like that.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
So I'm not gonna look like that. And that's life.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, that's like a platform I would standing on all
the time. Guys should be okay complimenting other guys.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I feel one confident in doing that. Where's this magazine covering?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm frantically googling, dude, it's got this much outrage and
from the.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Only thing that I can see is not that great. No,
it's just like a Marilyn Monroe looking picture. Is that's
the one you're seeing?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah? In shadow? Yeah, largely lit.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, that's what's got all you people angry.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
And I think this is fake fake news. Yeah, I
don't know, man. I think w Magazine put that article out.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Everybody's trying to tear down Sydney Sweeney like that. There's
that thing going around on social media like a week or.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Two ago, where it was like I.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Got a hot take, but Angel Reese is hotter than
Sidney Sweeney, And I'm like, well, first of all, who
the hell asked?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Like?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Who was thinking those two people? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Second of all, she's not like factually just not that
is a fact. Nothing against Angel. She ain't as fine
as Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'd agree with that. I mean, I ain't kicking injuries
out of that either.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I look, certain days she looks very nice. I'm not
I'm with you. I'm not gonna play her in one
on one either. Look.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Look, i think i'd kick her out like real talk.
And I mean this sincerely to ladies who play basketball.
I feel like I could line up against the best
players in the w NBA today and drop twenty.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Really, oh yeah I do. I did.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Look, I would love to see that, so would I
Because here's the problem, and what would I approve. Like,
let's say I go out there and score twenty on
some chicks and be like, oh, what are you bullying
the ladies? And then if I look at this massage,
it is yeah, then look at them, yes, the women.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
If I went out there and got my ass kicked
by the ladies and he never live it down, it's like.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
The time to lose. Yeah, you're absolutely right.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I used to get calls when I was in Saint
Louis from people. A lot of old people would call
the radio station. A lot of them want to fight me,
like they did not like me, and you know they would.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I'll come up to the station and kick your ass.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, I'll be like, well, let's say you did come
up to the station and we decided to throw hands.
If I kick your ass, I'm just some thirty something
year old six foot three, three hundred pounds dude that
beat the hell out of you know.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
This guy abuses the elderly.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
But let's say I get my ass kicked by that
eighty year old guy.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
MS fussy got his ass kid by the elderly.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Do you find a win anywhere in there, James, I
don't either, my friend.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
So there's no winning there.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
So there'd be no winning in me playing basketball against
the best of the WNBA. But that said, I'd put
twenty on the board on a night in, night out.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Basis, I'd score twenty a night in the WNBA.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Facts, I'd be like the Lebron of the WNBA, the same.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
And that's why I love when we get all up
at the about like.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
The ladies can dudes, like, Yes, in the lady world,
a lady could play basketball.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Trust the science.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Well, the science would tell me that if Lebron played
against those same women, he'd score one hundred points every night.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
That is science.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
That's play a low number of points, correct, Lebron?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Would he put up one hundred and fifty points that
if he wanted to, Yes, if he wanted to roll
out of bed and put up a buck fifty on
a WNBA team, he could. That's just facts. Okay, that's
just science. That is trust the science. I do trust
the science. The science says that if you put Lebron
out on the court against Angel Rees, he would score
one hundred fifty points.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
That is science and you should trust it. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
All right, everybody, welcome into the Josh Ennis Show. Hey,
the Lions need a new offensive coordinator. Will Yes, we
will talk about it, but first we will get rocked
and loaded with damn Yankees.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
She's coming to me. We are Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Hey, no place like W one oh six point seven the.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Wheels her great entertainment. And he said, Josh is shows.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Ah right, let's see here. What's cooking today?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Well, we mentioned that old Johnny Morton was fired less
than a year on the job. Hell, I've never even
done that, and I've gotten fired in some pretty impressive ways.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Wow, but never in less than a year. So John Morton,
I'm better than you. Take that, Johnny. Take it, Johnny.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
So, of course, what's funny is he they you know,
the team averaged thirty points a game whenever he was
the offensive coordinator, and then they whacked him in the
middle of the year, and then you know, just had
him sitting around, you know, doing whatever to help.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
He's he's important to us, man, Man, We need him, ye,
John Morden, Okay, John Morton's hell football coach.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
We need him, man, I need him, man.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
And then you know they fired him. So now they're
looking for a new offensive coordinator. Unless Dan just decides,
you know what, I had fun doing this, so I'm
gonna continue. I don't know, I'm probably gonna have to
find it. Not probably, they do have to find a
real offensive coordinator and let old Dan just kind of,
you know, hang out in the background, bite knee caps,
you know, do that kind of stuff motivate guys. I

(07:12):
don't think we need Dan being the guy calling all
the shots anymore.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
But who will that be?

Speaker 2 (07:18):
We do not know, but somebody, hopefully, I think, and
you know, find the next Ben Johnson who will help
the offense become great and then roll out to a
division rival and make the playoffs while we're sitting at home.
It won't be John Harbaugh a because he's not an
offensive coordinator, but and B because he's going to get

(07:39):
a head coaching job in probably five minutes. We say, yeah,
pluy your spots. You want to talk about the uh
the Raiders coach? Well, yeah, but if I were John Harball,
my ass ain't going over. There are two jobs I
would never take if I were a coach, especially if
I were a coach with options. If I were a
football coach with options, I would never take the Raiders job,
and I would never take Cleveland. Those two jobs, and

(08:02):
probably the Jets because I don't think Aaron Glenn is stupid,
but boy, coaching the Jets.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Sure made him look stupid. Yep. Do you want to
hear something remarkable?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
This is a remarkable statistic about Aaron Glenn, who I
think in his career I forgot. Look up how many
career interceptions Aaron Glenn had. Aaron Glenn career interceptions. I
want to say it was like sixty sum or forty
or something. I forgot how many interceptions. It was a
large number of interceptions that Aaron Glenn had over the
course of his career.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Forty one forty one.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Aaron Glenn had forty one career interceptions as an individual
playing in the National Football League. Would you like to
know how many interceptions the New York Jets team coached
by Aaron Glenn, again, a man who had forty one
career interceptions, How many interceptions.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Did the New York Jets have this year. Would you
like to guess I know the answer because we talked
about it yesterday. Zero, yes, big fat don't nut.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
So I don't think Aaron Glenn is a moron, but
coaching the Jets turned him into a moron. There are
a certain job that you just can't win Adrian in
Rocky for style. You can't win Jets, the Raiders, the Browns.
The Lions used to be one of those. So it's
actually kind of one of those things that can turn around.
But there was, you know, a case where your stretch

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where the Lions, like the hell would want the Lions job.
I mean, keep looking at all the losers that kept
losing here, the Jim Schwartzes and the Patricia's And who's
the nice, jolly black man that was the coach for
a while that was the coach in Indianapolis as well.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
But the fact that I don't remember his name should
tell you how before Dan Campbell he was like the
only guy.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
That had him over five hundred at one point. What
does the damn dude, The fact that I can't remember
his name has to tell you something. What was Jim
Jim Caldwell? So like there's just this long line of losers.
It was a bad job now it's a good job now.
But part of that is, you know, you feel like
he got a good GM. Everything else. Oakland has terrible ownership.

(09:55):
You don't know how bad Oakland is. So Oakland hired us.
The Oakland hired what's his name, Pete Carroll. So they
hired Pete Carroll last year after he'd sat out a
year African whacked in Seattle. They hire Pete Carroll. They
fire Pete Carroll after one year. They have to pay
Pete Carroll thirty million dollars to go away.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Wow, they are a dysfunctional friend. Do we mean that happen?
I know right.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well, we didn't easily go away for thirty million dollars.
I'm out.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'll do I'll do whatever, like the Browns loser organization.
Now John Harbaugh is on the market. John Harbaugh can
pick whatever job he wants. If there's not a job
that he wants this offseason, a job that he will
want will come available at some point. He is so
sought after, in fact that there I believe the number
was there are six head coaching openings in the NFL.

(10:52):
Do you know how many teams allegedly have contacted John
Harball six seven.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
That's a job that is not even open. There's a
job where.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Someone's like, we will, we will have our dudes sleeping
with the fish if you'll come in and take our job. Now,
it's fun to guess that job. I don't know what
that would be. Probably one of those. You know, there
are gigs right that would make sense for that, like
the places that didn't fire their coach yet and are
just kind of hanging on to the coach, but are like, listen,
we will gladly take this guy out back and put
him down if you'll become our coach.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
So John Harball will find a job.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
And I think what the Ravens are going to learn
the hard way is when you part ways with legendary
dudes who are pretty freaking good at their jobs because
oh they're not winning super Bowls, what ends up happening
is you fall off a cliff, and that kind of
stuff is going to happen to Baltimore.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
They had a bad year this year. Their quarterback was
heard it was a mess.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Now there are times when maybe it's just a change
of scenery needs to happen. Let us not forget The
Philadelphia Eagles had Andy Reid for over a decade. Andy
Reid went to one Super Bowl and was consistently a
winner in Philly for a franchise that had never really
won anything. Right, But then you get Andy Reid and
they're like, well, we're kind of tired of Andy Reid,
so we're just it's time for a new thing. The

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new thing was Chip Kelly, who lasted like two and
a half years. What has Andy Reid done since getting
whacked in Philadelphia? He's won a couple of Super Bowls.
He's turned the Chiefs into the most dominant probably the
second or third most dominant franchise ever in the history
of the NFL for like a ten year stretch. Right, So, look,
it's a mistake. Sometimes sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
I don't believe that getting rid of John Harbaugh is

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the move for Baltimore. And usually the grass ain't always green,
or my friend, just think about that. Also, the Michigan
basketball team remains undefeated, but they just got by by
the hair of their chinny chin chins.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
At Penn State.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
They won seventy four to seventy two to remain undefeated.
The Wolverines basketball team is dominant. Couldn't name one player,
I'll be real with you, because college basketball bores me
until March. But a lot of people believe that Michigan
is going to motor right on through the Big Ten,
right on through the Big Ten tournament. Like there's a

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belief that this is like an alt Heimer type team here.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
So just like it.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Maybe it says more about what college basketball is now.
I don't know, but they are undefeated and they beat
Penn State by two last night, a Penn State team
that apparently is not very good.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
And there you go. That is sports.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
Speaking of that Ravens thing, you know that, I'm a
big fan of what ifs right, I'm a big fan
of like the butterfly effect. If you get in a
time machine, you go back to prehistoric time, you step
on a butterfly, how does it change the now? Like,
how does it change the future? Moving forward back to
the future type stuff. I love to think about that.
Imagine how life would be different if, like, say, the Ravens.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
Make that kick.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
What's probably happened is Mike Tomlin might be fired. But
instead now Mike Tomlin's smart because some dufus kicker missed
a field goal and John Harball is out of a
job because a dufist guy missed a field goal. If
the dufust drills it right down central, you ain't firing
a coach that's in the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
And the Duffs is already getting some pretty mean threats. Yeah,
we can get into that as well. It is the
Josh Ennis show.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Wheel did Josh in his show one O six point
seven wllz t wheels?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Alright, So yesterday we talked about things that men got
stuck in their penises in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Oh yeah, ladies can do stuff.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Now what we're stuck in ladies beabs? Ooh, well you
will find out after you hear that one blind melon song.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Then everybody knows it's no rain.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
All right?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
One of six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh in his show,
What did Ladies get stuck in their beams?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
But she's holding you'd have a walt. She's the kind
of a default and take to dead. But she always
knows her face she's got stopped. Say it's got face.
She's a weed. Ladies can do stuff now she's a lad. Oh, oh,
she's a lad.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
That's when I heard talking about dad lead.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
And the ladies mine deal with it all right.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
So, so yesterday we talked about men who got stuff
stuck in their pea holes.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Ouch, But ladies are just.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
As dumb as men, and they apparently look for sexual
gratification or just to amuse themselves by sticking large objects
in their lady parts.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Or they could be the victim of a poorly thought
out sexual escapade by their partner. That's true too, but
I think you kind.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Of have to sign off on it, right, like, well,
maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I get that, But AnyWho.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
The first on the list is a holiday bell, like
ringing the holidays.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Hey, if you're you're ringing the bell like that outside
of the grocery store, Yeah, I'm going to drop some
paper money in that little bucket exactly.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Now.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
That is a trick, Pam, that is Yes, it's supposed
to salve a lady's salvation. Army sets out there ringing
the bell out of her.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Houha, that's my salvation army ringing right over there.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I will give you more than the spare change I
have in my pocket, ma'am.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Here's my wallet.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yes, we've got bush.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Alright, let's see here. So there's that one. Let's take
a look a lighter.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Now this is the question I would have. Is it
like a big lighter?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Is it one of those what do they call the
metal ones, like a zippo lighter? Would it be like
one of the long ones you use to light a candle,
a barbecue torch one of those?

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Or is it like one of those you used like
to do dabs or to make your crim rule.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Like a blow torch?

Speaker 1 (16:45):
No, there's like a little like lighters they do, but yeah,
they're more of a torch.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Someone with a flame thrower and their beams.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Like, hey, everybody, take this hick me out.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Uh that's see.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
That would be a good like like a good partler trip.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yes, it were like.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Hey you see my girl sad trick watch this? Hey
go get that blowtorch?

Speaker 8 (17:07):
Got all right?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Here we go again. This is things that ladies got
stuck in there to the flame and cheese. Gross aluminum foil.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I don't know why, but that one bothers me more
than all of them, because I hate aluminum foil?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Do you I hate?

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Like the metal on metal. I can't be alone in that.
There have to be other people who are just I've
heard of the people that have that. I just I'm
very uncomfortable with aluminum foil. Like, if you're uncomfortable by
aluminum foil, please shoot us a text.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Text the word Josh in your message.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Five way those bury biscuits in the oven without putting
the illuminum foil down on your cookies.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Oh listen, I fight through it.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay for biscuits, you still use it, but you just
hate uncomfortable. It's you know, I used to have to
use a chalkboard, but nobody likes a chalkboard. Cotton balls,
but I guess that would be no different than getting
like putting like a lady. Yeah right, let's see popsicle sticks.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Ladies, what are you? What are you doing there?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
To start? How was it getting stuck in there?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Listen, somebody has a fetish and they put a fudge
pop in there, uh and their beave and then now,
well that's left is the stick. I would have win
bomb pop myself. Ooh, a solid one there, bomb pop.
Let's see a plastic orca so.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Like a way.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, she loved free Willie different wheel she was looking for.
She's that's not what I meant. The only willy it
was available, and.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
She did it while watching that Blackfish documentary about.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
All the Uh yeah, she's like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
She's like, I got weird Kinks man a gemstone.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
This one just.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Says inserted two diamond rings into her lady parts at
a party out of fear they'd be stolen.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Well, I guess do have their own little lady purse.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
I feel like you could have just left the diamond
rings at home or maybe a pocket. That's another good one,
like what party are your going on? Like, here's my
question for this party. How seedy was this party that
you felt so unsafe that you had to stick your
diamond rings not in your pocket, not your.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Purse, but in your vagina.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Maybe it was like a latex and lace party, so
everybody just got like the skin dight latex on or
real skippy lace outfits. You've got bush, thank you a
latex glove. I choose to believe it got stuck there
by the guy to college. Just like he pulls his
hand out and he's like, well, you're not gonna believe this.

(19:44):
I went in with a glove and I came out
bare handed. Man, you are very tight. Let's see, let's
say a bath bomb. Why why would you put that
in there?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Again, here's what I believe. I have a big belief here.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
You watch movies and TV, and you're convinced that all
men are idiots. They're just morons, right, that's what we
hear about men. They're stupid. All men are big dumb olves.
Ladies are also stupid.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
That's it. We're not allowed to say that. We're not
allowed to say, Oh, ladies are dumb.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Ladies are just as dumb as guys, especially when it
comes to sexual stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
The bath bombs. You see what those bath bombs do
when you drop them in a tub of water? Yeah,
what the hell happened in your boots? I bet that
probably felt nice. I bet that would have at least
been my thought. Yeah maybe, But I like the thought
would be.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Like, you put the bath bomb in there, and maybe
like when it expands, it feels nice. I feel like
I'm just saying I can I can at least understand
the uh curiosity of it.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
How about that I understand the curiosity.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I have a whole book of shots under my deck
let's see here small plastic mermaid. Oh, ariel.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Part of your world. Two vibrators not just one.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Two over the DP experience when you just can't get enough.
Let's see two spoons. Wow, Like in my mind, it's
like some hillbilly playing the spoons. But you know, I
was thinking that they ran out of cereal bulls. Oh,
let's see hair brush.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
I bet you a lot of girls and women in
their youth probably I was like probably their first foray
into that if I had to guess, you know, just
like every boy's first, you know, for you shit, Like
I guess, I'll use shampoo to try this, yeah, and
then you realize it burns, Like I bet a lot
of ladies have used a hairbrush for these things.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Let's see detergent pod, ma'am madam. I just really wanted
to be cleaned how they wanted to get cleaned up,
but disted all the stains out of my clothes. I
figured I needed to get rid of the odor somehow.
Plunge your cap okay, Oh and I see that. Ah,

(22:07):
this is good.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Final one here is a beer bottle while she was
on a cruise on her honeymoon.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
So that's like parlor trick, I would think.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Or it depends on which way the beer bottle was going,
like did she use it to like pour it into
all the way or did it go in the other way,
just empty, just for like I was.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Thinking, you know, maybe they're like, hey, you can boof stuff,
but let's try boofing the front door.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
It's a front door boof. Everybody knows about the everybody
You never heard of a front door boof? Yeah, come on,
what are you talking about? Everyone's doing it all right.
So that's things that ladies have gotten stuck in their
beaves in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, I'm kind of desturbed by some of the really
really small things like the popsicle stick, Like what were you.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Going to get out of that? What was the point?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Or were they trying to give themselves some sort of
a weird exam and they got lost? Like hey, yeah,
they got a beer. You know, I'm trying to use
up Okay, got a leg up on it open? Okay?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Oh normal, I don't know. Let me look at this
image on Google. Now I'm better go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
I have a whole book of couder shops under my dad.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Me when your wife gets to work, we can ask
her about all these things. Remind me to do that
later in the show. I can't walk down the hall
and just ask the girls that are here to talk
about this, because I think that'd be weird.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
What's going to Mojo show? And take some of those
ladies out?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Give here and I got a couple of questions for
you about this is stuck in Vaginas.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
We have a ground breaking topic for the radio.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
We want you to be part of it. Come join us.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 3 (23:36):
I'm like, well, sit down? Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this? What do you think is
popsicle stick? Got stuck.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
There?

Speaker 1 (23:47):
You go?

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Things that people got stuck in there?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
I don't think popsicle stick, says a Pink Taco primary.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Welcome in, everybody, ain't seven seven nine, eight eight, one
oh six seven, get in.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Let's talk.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
We're lonely skinnered now on widios one.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Of six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh had a show
Josh and James with you today.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
It is the anniversary, well yesterday I missed it. The
anniversary of a very significant event. January sixth, The very
significant event happened, and that event was the release of
Frampton Comes Alive.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Where'd you think I was gonna go with that? Not
down that road? I was like, oh boy, did you
get setting up?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Oh boy, he's coming with the belt, coming with the belt. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Frampton Comes Alive, of course, considered one of the greatest
live albums of all time. A lot of live albums
aren't even live, like you know, the Van Halen live album,
not live, like they just went to a garage basically
and recorded it and added sound effects and stuff. But yeah,
this is one of the biggest live albums of all time.
It's a album that made Peter Frampton basically. I mean,

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like nobody really cared about Peter Frampton. Then boom he
does live versions of his songs that no one cared
about really, and then boom, all the live versions are
the hits. Like it's a fascinating phenomenon. It really is, like, like, baby,
I love Your Way. I believe was on Frampton was
the album, and so it was show me the Way, right,
and that's a fine little album. That album sold five

(25:21):
hundred thousand copies, right, big deal. Whatever Frampton Comes Alive
comes out, my man's singing live versions of songs that nobody.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Bought before.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Sells eight million copies. Think about the absurdity of that, Like,
nobody really bought this. It was fine, it was a
gold album, and I bet that album didn't become gold
until after Frampton comes Alive and people discovered Peter Frampton
and then they went back and bought some of his
older stuff, which is how that works a lot of
the time. So nobody bought for the most part, relatively speaking,
nobody bought Frampton as an album that had shown me

(25:54):
the way and baby I love your way?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (25:57):
A live album of the same music? Eight million copies?
How many years apart were the album one?

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Just one?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
One?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
That's wow?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
And that's also a bold move to be like, you
know what, I have this album that's you know, it's
fine whatever. It's not like a gigantic hit gold record whatever.
And I don't even know if it was a gold
record in nineteen seventy five or as I said, it
became a gold record after Frampton became Frampton. But it's
a pretty bold move to be like, well, I guess
our next move is to put out a live album
of this music that nobody was interested in one year

(26:28):
after I put out the album.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Well, maybe they're like, well, we gotta get out.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Of this record record contract, guys, Let's do a live album.
It's usually what bands do when they're trying to get
out of their other deal and they have so many
albums on the contract that probably could be let's do
a best of well do the greatest hits and we
do a live and then boom, then we're done.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
But then that becomes a huge hit and then we're
back in boys.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Frampton puts out another album after that, and the album
is called I'm In You, which has arguably the gayest
album cover of all time. Look up the album cover
for Peter Frampton I'm in You Now. Maybe for the
seventies this wasn't gay because like there was Mick Jagger
in the world and people like that and David Bowie.
But looking at it through a twenty twenty six lens,

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very gay and that's okay, not judging super gay album.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Come we ever realized how much Peter Frampton looks like
the singer from the Darkness a little bit yeah yeah,
or like a Lady's Guts Miss Wagger.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
But then that next album whatever, nobody really cared about it,
and that was kind of the end of Peter Frampton,
Like it was up there instead of a million cellar whatever.
I feel like he could sell old Spice with his
album cover. Actually, you know what, there's another album cover
that might be gayer. It was an album for a
band called Orleans. I forgot what the name of the
album was. But Orleans they're all shirtless. It's all dudes.

(27:51):
They're all shirtless, all harry chested dudes of the seventies,
and they're all hugging each other.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Okay, yeah, see that's gay.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Wow, and that's gayer by the true definition of it.
Looks like all these dudes are about to have set
listen at a gay orgy. He's about to go to correct.
I don't mean that insulting. I don't know a literal
term of that. Just looks like gay things are going
to happen.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yeah, well, especially like the one guy's got his arm
around the other and they're all like looking down at
the other guy's nipple.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
I wish our show liked each other as much as
Orleans clearly liked each other in nineteen seventy eight. I mean,
I'm willing to post shirtless with you, but my pants
will stay on not paying Guys in Orleans say they
don't pay me enough for the pants to come off.
But anyway, So it was nineteen seventy six. Yesterday Frampton
Comes Alive was n So that would be fifty years
Is it the fifty year anniversary if Frampton Comes Alive?

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That also had shown me the way and do you
feel like I do? When I was a kid, I
would listen to the Classic rock radio and I would
hear do you feel like I do? And I thought
that was the coolest thing I had ever heard, because
it sounded like his guitar was talking.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah right. He basically just had it.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
And I forgot the device's called which put the two
the tube and yeah, and you would just get in there.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
And wow, wow, wow, wow, wow wow around I'm like.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Oh my god, guitar is talking. How does he do this?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
It was, and I forgot the name it the talkbox.
I think is the actual name of the very simple name.
I don't know either, but I know the guitar player
from Goviden, Cambria uses that too. I think it's just
called the talk box, but I'm not sure. Anyway, So
Frampton comes along. What is an example of a song
like that one?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Right there?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
There is a studio version.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Of Baby I Love Your Way that nobody knows exists
because no one heard it. What are other songs that
the live version that was released is better than the
studio version.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I feel like Jane's Addiction Is It Caught Stealing? Or
one of those Jeans addiction songs. They would always play
the live version. You hear the live version more than
you'd hear the studio album version. Rock and Roll All
Night from Kiss. I worked at a radio station that
played the studio version of it, and I'm like, nobody
plays the studio version.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
We played that rock and Roll all night and pot
it every day, like that's the version you play? Like
you've never been at this radio station. They would just
play the studio version, and I felt weird.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
I didn't like it. So give me some examples of that.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
A song where the recorded live version is better and
more famous even than the studio version, Like Turn the Page.
I would imagine there's a Bob Seger Turn the Page
that isn't live.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I've never heard it. I don't think I've ever heard.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
That, but the live version of it is iconic. So
that's what we're looking for here. So text the word
Josh and your example to five one eight eight one.
We are the Josh Ennis Show. We got a lot
to get into. I have a follow up on the
death of my dad's dog. And listen, if the story
that I got from my stepmom is.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
True, you've never seen pictures that have been posted.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
It's very sad, it is, but there's a humorous element
we'll get into. Also, something I've learned by the way,
it's WLZ Detroit's Wheels, Josh.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
And James, Hello, Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
What I've learned is that other people are also well
aware of the Super Gay album Cover from Orleans. What
is the name of that album? So it's Orleans and
I know like one, I know two Orleans songs, Dance
with Me and Still the one. Those are the two
Orleans songs I know.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Is it dreaming? I maybe I don't know. I honestly
don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
But what songs are on that album on the Super
Gay Album Cover from Orleans? I never know where the
discussions on the radio show are going to go. It
starts off with talking about Frampton comes Alive. I discover
he's got a super gay looking album cover. It reminds
me that Orleans has a super even gayer looking album cover.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
And now here we are but waking and dreaming, I
think is the name of the album. Okay, feature of
the icon of hit. That's what I like about you.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
That's what I like about I don't even know how
is that icon Dance with me now, dance with me
as a banger?

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Half moon? I don't know half Moon, but I know
dance with me. Dance with Me is a jam, but
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I don't know what the other iconic banger is, but
I know dance with Me that is a jam and
a half.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
That's a jam.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Sandwich, my friend, the yacht rock special right there. I
used to have this on a little burn seed I
had when I was in high school. Oh yeah, yeah,
because I was really into game music. Was it a
like a mixtape made for a lady or just for yourself? No,
just to be sad thinking about a lady? Okay, I
want to be a partner.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Can't you see.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Who's sing this song? This is a grocery store banger.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
It is a hardcore grocery store banger. God, imagine you're
going through the frozen Foods and this one hits come on, yeah,
come on man, you know what I'm gonna get kicking
tenders tonight.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
You know, I would imagine that Peter Frampton also falls
into that category.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Little Baby, I Love You Way. It's a good grocery
store banger, too solid grocery store jail.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
If you want to get mtext the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one, and for
no other reason, text us so we know that people
are out there. I think the Eric Clapton MTV Unplugged
is more known than the original.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Album thought, says Sam.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
There are Look look at the number of Nirvana.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Songs that we play that are like it was the
David bowiez like you know, and there's applause and everything,
and and I think that like the Clapton's live version
of Leila is a good example of that.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Another one.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
And I don't know if this counts as a live
I think it does. But the Rod Stewart live version
of Have I Told You Lately? That's a good one.
The live I guess technically live version this is a
total deep cut since that it was a number one hit.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
So I don't if it's a deep cut or nine.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It's a one hit wonder Billy Vera and the Beaters
at this moment, the live version of that, which is
the version that most people play. That was a song
that became a number one hit after it was featured
in an episode of Family Ties. Billy Vera also the
other thing he did was the theme song from King
of Queens. So you're responsible for you know, sitting here

(33:53):
in traffic queens Bridge.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
That's billy Vera as well.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Okay, yeah, at this moment by Billy Vera and the Beaters.
I think it's an actual live version of it, but
I'm not sure. Let me see here hold on Orleans
and that counts as a live version. There's people screaming
in the background. It's another good live version.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
What did you think this might have also been on
the same CD I would do at this moment.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
God, that's a good song.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
This is not only a grocery store banger, but this
is also a song that we played late later at
night during like the Pillow Talk Oh really program they
would air on one of our sisters stations back in
the day.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Really, Yes see, it's a banger.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Ain't and have found you? Another and you just don't
love me.

Speaker 9 (34:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
All right, So here's what we're looking for, songs that
the the live version that's played is better than the
actual studio version. I know that's a random one, but
it came to my mind thinking about live versions. Although
I don't even know that that's really a lit version.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
There's just a couple of.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
People clapping at the beginning, so who even knows, just
the producer and like one of the other studio engineers.
I just wanted to make it sound like they're like
a little jazz club or something like that. They're snapping,
They're like ah. But anyway, all right, here's what we
got coming up.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Very busy.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I have an update on my dad's dead dog and
how the whole thing went down. Maybe I'll even call
my dad about this. I understand he's a bit despondent
right now. Yeah, but some of the details about what
happened when the dog died, Oh, like the CPR, there's
some if it's true.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Fairly amusing.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Okay, it's sad to say that, but it's ridiculous. Also,
I saw a local news story about something and the
fact that it's even a story upsets me.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Oh, boy, we will get into that as well.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
And sports on the way, Lions are looking for a
new offensive coordinator.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
I'm Josh, He's James.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Who Josh in one of six point seven w LV
Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Guaranteed Human Damn right? All right, seven oh two Josh
and James, Josh and his show. Welcome in everybody. It
is Nick Cage's birthday. He is sixty two.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
What is your favorite Nick Cage movie? Okay, I'm probably
gonna say con Air conn.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Air, although I'm a big fan of Raising Arizona, big,
big Raising Air, very quotable movie. But con Air, if
I think about, like movie is on TV right up
there with Twister and the Fugitive for me is con Air.
When Connye is on, I just sit down and I'm like,
you know what, this is complete drivel and I don't care.

(36:46):
There's explosions, there's Nick Cage. There's John Cusack for some reason,
he's wearing like sandals with dress pants, and like it's
it's you got John Malkovich, It's me and you got
everything everything everything about conna Air. I would make an
arguments then too. Dave Chappelle is in there, Danny Treo

(37:08):
is in there. I mean, it's a who's who. It
is a who's who in this movie. I would make
an argument that it's flawless. Monica Potter is in there,
humming Bird. Then you get the how do I live?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
In there?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
And then when the spoiler alert, but when the plane
crashes at the end and there in Vegas, then he
finally comes face to face with humming.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Bird and his daughter Cuy or whatever. Yeah, and then
he gives it the bunny.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
The look that she gives when like he gives the
bunny is the most disgusted look of child's ever given.
A lit bitch, you little bitch.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Your dad's been in jail, and he's in jail because
he defended your mom's honor against a bunch of jamokes
at a bar. Then he brings you this bunny because
that's all he could afford in the prison, and you're
being a little a hole, A little spoiled a hole
is what you are. I think he should have she
should have learned the hard way. Corporal punishment. Oh wow,

(38:00):
right in that moment. I'm not about hitting kids, but
in that moment, I think you give that look when
your dad, who I understand you've never met before, say
the first time I met, but they've corresponded via written letters. Yeah, okay,
so she knows he exists, she knows he's getting out
of jail, she knows she's gonna meet him, and I'm
aware he looks a little rough the first time they

(38:21):
have an encounter.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
White king top and has got his hair out, disheveled
and got blood and dirt all over.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Still, still, you gotta be nicer to your dad. He
brings you the bunny. I mean, it's covered in blood
and guts and everything else.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I just don't know if spanking.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Her would have been the appropriate action that would set
the first in person meeting.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
All I'm gonna say is that would have I think,
set the tone for the relationship, Like I'm not one
to be trifled with.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
That's all I'll leave it at.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Then, Okay, leaving Las Vegas is another good nick cage.
But although it's very depressing, and it's my favorite Elizabeth's shoe,
which I think makes me broken, but it's my favorite
Elizabeth's shoe because she's just.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Like drugged out.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
She's not even drugged out, but she's like the hooker
in the movie, you know, and like it's very uncomfortable,
But for whatever reason, that's my favorite Elizabeth's shoe. Not
Adventures in Babysity, not Cocktail. My favorite elizabeth Shoe is
Leaving Las Vegas, which I think just confirms that I'm
a broken human.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Did you see Willy's Wonderland? The hell is Willy's Wonder's
Nick Cage movie?

Speaker 10 (39:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Oh, it's actually quite interesting.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I don't think he speaks much in it at all,
but it's kind of like five Nights at Freddy's. He
goes into like a like a kid's chuck e cheese
type thing and the machines come to life, and he
that sounds awesome.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
It's actually really good. I have to watch this because
Nick Cage makes all these movies that look like they're
gonna suck. Then you watch them and you realize they're amazing,
like The Unbearable or the what's the one about the
Burden of Oh yeah, with someever talent talent whatever. Then
I saw another one where it is like some surfing
movie with him that came out last year. It's not

(39:57):
really a surfing movie, but it's it's a weird movie.
He made a weird vampire movie a couple of years ago.
Oh yeah, Redfield, I thought that was good. So anyway,
Happy birthday, Nick Cage.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
We love you. All Right, we got sports coming up.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
There is one name being mentioned for the Lions opening
at offensive coordinator, at least one so far. That's the
biggest name, but it's still early in the process. We'll
get to that in sports.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
That's coming up after our em on LZ.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis Show,
The Josh inn Show Sports. Alrighty, so let's see here.
First things first, John Morton got fired. He was the
offensive coordinator for the Lions, but only for about eight games.
Then Dan Campbell said I can do better, and then

(40:49):
proceeded to not really do better.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
It was just mostly the same.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
But now they are in the market for an offensive
coordinator and the name that is popping up the most
is former Lions quarterback David Blow Really so he is
currently the quarterback coach at Washington and he's a name

(41:13):
that's a sexy name. That's the first name that popped
up when the names started being tossed around when this
job was open.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
The name we first saw was that one, which.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Again I'm not gonna act like I like, I like
when people who know nothing about this stuff are gonna
get worked up over who they're gonna hire. I don't
know anything about what this guy does. Like I'm not
gonna sit there and get all worked up and be.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Like, oh my god, I can't believe they'd consider the
quarterbacks coach.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
From Washington, just like I'm not gonna go, oh my god,
if he signs here where our offense is gonna be amazing,
Like he doesn't have any skins on the wall, Like
if there are guys who have legit skins on the
wall his offensive coordinators and have a history, I'd be like, okay,
like you know, like obviously, Ben Johnson, we're gonna be real.
Ben Johnson basically made the Lions like he made their

(41:55):
offense right, Like you can't like, don't dismiss it. He
did right, So like that's one thing to look at
it that way. So at least we saw him do that,
And we know what Andy Reid can do with offenses,
So we know what Sean Payton can do with offenses.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
I can't tell you what this cat.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Would do, but you know what it's better than the alternative,
which I guess the alternative at this point is having
Dan Campbell continue to do it because by his own admission.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Or give myself a freaking ass.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Well he got a.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Freaking app Yeah, so look and that's his words. Damn it,
that's not just me saying that he grated himself.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
That harshly, or give myself a freaking ass. Good.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
But any who.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Now, one guy that's looking for a job is John Harball.
We talked about this earlier. But this guy won one
hundred and eighty games over the course of eighteen seasons.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (42:41):
That's an average of how many over that's like ten
with him? My man, My man averaged ten wins a season.
He's won a super Bowl. Now, now, if this is
a situation where both sides just kind of agree that
they need to go in a new direction, it's been
eighteen years, I want to go somewhere else. Like That's
kind of how it was with the Saints and Sean Payton.
Sean Payton had been there for I think, let's see,
sixteen years or seventeen. I forgot how many years. Sean

(43:03):
Payton was there from six to twenty twenty one, I think,
so he was there for I think fifteen years. At
some point, I guess they both decided, you know what,
it's just time to go our separate way. Sean probably
could have coached the Saints for one hundred years, but
he left, wanted to do something new, went to Denver.
Maybe this is one of those, or maybe they just
fired his ass. That's also possible. But if you're firing

(43:24):
a guy that averages ten wins a year and get
you into the playoffs, I want to say he got there.
Twelve out of the eighteen years, he's been to the
Super Bowl, he's won the Super Bowl. I bet you
better be right. Like it's one thing to fire a stiff.
The Lions went through a bunch of stiffs that they fired, like,
oh no, we fired Caldwell, Oh we fired Patricia. You're
gonna fire a bunch of stiffs. You better be right

(43:46):
when you're firing the dudes that kick ass, when the
guys that win a lot of football games.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
So you better be right.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
The Eagles weren't right for a long time when they
fired Andy Reid because it just got they got tired
of it. They hired Chip Kelly, fired him in two
and a half years, they replaced him and a couple
of years later with what's his name that won the
Super Bowl there, Doug Peterson.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
So it eventually worked out.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
But you got to be careful, Like you get rid
of dudes that are really really good at what they do,
you better have someone that comes in and does better,
because you're following a dude that accomplished a lot. So
that's fascinating. And again I go to the back to
the future thing about it. What happens if they make
that kick chip shot field goal drilled right down central, you.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Know what probably happens.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
John harbas still employed and the Steelers finally part ways
with Mike Tomlin. Now John Harbaughs fired and Mike Tomlin's
over here blowing kisses to the screen after they win
because of a miss stield goal, Like it is just crazy,
and he's up here talking about what is that is?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
If my had male parts, she'd be moncle Like, think
about that? How bizarre is that that?

Speaker 2 (44:49):
You're like stepping on a butterfly away from this being
a completely different world.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, because I don't know that the.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Steelers would have finally fired Tomlin.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Maybe they would have maybe they wouldn't have I mean,
who knows, they may never They've only had three coaches out.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
But like, if that kick is good, John Harbine fired today.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Now maybe he goes to the playoffs loser and then
they fire him then, But he ain't fired today, and you're.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Gonna fire the coach coming off of playoff appeards?

Speaker 3 (45:12):
How hell that look? It's fascinating. So there's that.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
The Wolverines won by two over Penn State, a little
close for comfort, but they remain undefeated.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
That's on the hardwood, of course.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
The Bulls are in town to take on the Pistons
tonight at LCA is the number one team in the East,
and you look around the East, like I'll flip on
some basketball games. I mentioned this yesterday. The NBA is
not very exciting right now, and in the East there
are some bad teams. The Pistons should make it to
the Eastern Conference finals easily because there's a lot of

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bad ball being played by these teams, like they're just
not good and the Pistons are out there doing it.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
So Bulls come to town tonight and there you go.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
That is sports, all right.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Here's what we got coming up.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
I have got a story from the local news that
the fact this is a story that used up three
minutes of airtime on the news disgust me for multiple reasons.

Speaker 10 (46:08):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Oh, he's disgusted. I'm disgusted, and I will get to
that story after we play Bush. We are Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
One O six point seven, Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
Everything said, that is Bush.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I'm jos, she is James.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Welcome in.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Here's a news story, a local news story. I believe
this is from Fox, and I have not listened to
it and don't know all the details. All I read
was the headline about the story.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Wow, the headline discussed you so madly you decided we
need to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
I did, so.

Speaker 11 (46:41):
Let's take let's take a listen to Garden City. Man
is being recognized for a simple act of kindness that
he says was nothing out of the ordinary. A young
man's an older woman in need of help and didn't
hesitate to jump In Fox to the David Spencer joints
this live from Garden City on what happened, and the
reaction is sparked. Dave's some good news Tonight's.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Oh, let's assume that in this case if he helped
an old woman, maybe she was in a house fire,
maybe like she her life was in danger something, right, Like,
I'm thinking, if we're making the news for this, this
has to be a situation like that, Like he pulled
her from a burning.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Carpe isn't that just helped across the street or something?
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (47:18):
Yeah, finally some good news, sir, port Robe. It happened
right here at this busy intersection of Ford and Merriman
in Garden City.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
A guy who normally.

Speaker 12 (47:25):
Rides his bike every day to and from work, right
across the street from where I am to the seven eleven.
That's what he was doing on January first, when he
noticed the lights started to change, all while an elderly
woman was attempting to cross the street and struggling.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
So he sprung into action. He sprung into action, sprung
into action. Is oh, there's four dogs and a baby
in the house. We need your help, sir.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
That's sprung into action. But no, that's not the case.

Speaker 12 (47:53):
It's see that guy, his name is Justin wake Hit
says he had no idea that anyone was paying attention
when he dropped his bike walked into the road, making
sure that this lady was able to cross the road safely.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I enjoyed that, you go.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I really hoped that this wasn't he helped her cross
the road or something, and it's he helped her cross
the lad or something.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
It's like the oldest like boy scout story of all time.
I know, I get a merit badge.

Speaker 12 (48:19):
I told you stopping traffic along the way. When he
got to the other side, he said, The woman said
thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Oh, no way, what a news story. The lady said
thank you. Just a normal polite interaction between two people
has made the news.

Speaker 12 (48:33):
How about that he went one way? He picked up
his old bike and went off to work. But people
were paying attention apparently. In fact, someone snapped a pick
of him and his bike, shared the story on social media,
highlighting the fact that this good deed was done simply
because it was the right thing to do.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Well.

Speaker 12 (48:51):
The story spread, and eventually people started a campaign to
find him and give him the recognition they felt he deserved,
which is how the story came to our attention.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
I held the door for an old lady over at
the J. C. Penny the other day. I held the
door for Doug at JC Penny the other day.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
So somebody do a news story about me? This is
a strictly it's a two pronger for me here, Okay.
It one, I'm just jealous because I'd like to be
on the news. I'm like, we can't get shot here
to get on the news and do anything. And then
the other is the fact that it's even considered a
news story that somebody does something nice for someone, the
fact that we are so e ft as a people
that were like, hey, you know what, this guy helped

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the lady cross the street. It's a three minute news
story in Detroit, and.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I didn't see the gentleman is the older guy is
a young guy because he's riding his bike.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
So I have a couple of conclusions with that. All right, well,
let's listen.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I think there's some more.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
Someone came up and was like your mother should be
proud of you, yeah, and I kind of just waving off.

Speaker 8 (49:45):
Like yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
And then I went into work.

Speaker 9 (49:47):
And then around five pm when I got home, I
was asked like, hey, JOm an old lady across the street.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
And I was just like, that's all the specific.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
Yeah, And.

Speaker 9 (49:58):
My mom shows me a Facebook post and it blowing
up On the original like post. Someone was like, if
you know this biker, contact them show them like this
post that you didn't.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
First of all, you're not a biker. You ride a bicycle.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call
dudes who ride bikes bikers.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
Are the cyclist.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
Bikers wear leather jackets, have goates, yes, have sex with
Shaer in the movie Mask. They're usually part of like
a club. Correct, you are a cyclist, sir. And you're
not even that. You're just a guy who rides. You're
a hipster, that's what you are. You are nothing but
a hipster dude, probably trying to save up money to
buy a car. That's actually a.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Really good thing.

Speaker 9 (50:36):
Yeah, and it's just been blown up for the past,
like since the New Year, since the.

Speaker 12 (50:39):
First Yeah, why do you think this story resonates with people?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
There's not enough good in the world anymore.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
A lot of people are very selfish.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
People drive around others. They don't help anymore.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
We're all stop cyclist guy, Like, look, you chose to
ride your bicycle, sir. You have chosen to ride a bicycle.
Don't talk about how people drive around you. That is
just cyclist talk at this point.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Other road cyclist.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Yeah, look, I'm not rooting for anything bad to happen
to you. But you're on a bicycle and people are
in cars. You're in peril no matter what happened.

Speaker 9 (51:08):
And in small spaces like this, it's easy just to
get selfish and like.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Just go on with your day.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Also, now I'm a bad person because I didn't help
an old lady across the road. So now this guy
gets to make us all look bad. Thanks cyclist guy.
You get to make us all look bad because you
go and help some lady cross the damn street.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Now, if I don't help some lady cross the street,
I'm the dick.

Speaker 13 (51:26):
Yeah, it's the mentality of thinking like, oh, someone else
will do it, justin so, my mentality would have been
she may not make it.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
I would just assume the cars would have waited for
a cross.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
That's that would have been my thought, Like, I don't think,
like I certainly don't believe that those cars are going
to run her over.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
I'd be like, man, if I was the guy in
a that's crosswalk, I'd be a little upset that I
got to wait for the cross.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
But other than that, I wouldn't think toys about it.

Speaker 12 (51:53):
No, that's it is that his action inspired other people
to act. In fact, somebody saw the story reached out
and asked if they could dope a brand new bike
to him.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh stuff, No, I refuse. I refuse to accept that
people do something like this then they get free stuff.
You should not get free stuff like oh, you should
get a brand new bike for helping a lady cross
the road.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
What is the world?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
You know what it's gonna end up happening? Remember that
story about the golden voiced homeless guy. And then they
find out details like you always find out the weird
details about these people.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Sir, We're gonna find dirt on you. We're gonna find.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Out that you do weird, freaky diggy sex stuff, that
you're the person that got like a light or stuck
in his penis or something last year. We're gonna find
out something about you will come out. So, but I
wonder if you actually accepted the new bike.

Speaker 12 (52:39):
He was driving an old bike to it from work.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
So now, no, don't drive a bike.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
You ride a bike.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
You are not a sight.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
You are a cyclist. You are not You are not
a biker. And you do not drive a bicycle.

Speaker 1 (52:52):
You ride it?

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Do they have pictures of his old bike? Is it
an e bike? Oh that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Maybe you ride it. No, Ri, No, it is a bicycle.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
How he has one more suited for the winter conditions.

Speaker 12 (53:05):
He says he never expected any of this, all of which,
though is appreciated.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Now, coming up at eleven, I don't even know what's
coming up at eleven. Coming up at eleven, I'm gonna vomit.
That's coming up, breaking news coming up. I'm blowing chunks
at eleven. Now, I get it, like there's more negativity
broadcast everywhere. But I don't know that a guy helping
the lady across the street is worthy of the And look,
I opened the door for ladies all the time. The
other day I was at the like that the meyer,

(53:30):
and some lady was like, Hey, can you help me
reach this thing on the top shelf.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I said, absolutely, I will, ma'am. So where's my bicycle?

Speaker 1 (53:36):
I've volunteered to help get something off the top shelf
at the grocery store and.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
She didn't even ask me. There you get a Porsche,
Give me a call. Roup Yeah, let's do a story
about that. Yeah, Like, I don't know, Maybe I'm just
a bitter humor. You can get in eight. You can
text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one. Just let me know if I just
sound like a bitter, curmudgety human. I don't like when
people get a lot of attention for doing basic things
and then it gets me Max. I'm like, I do

(54:01):
basic things all the time. Don't have a bicycle, don't
have a car. I'd like a car. Look, I want
a car. Like I'm gonna drive around looking for old
ladies to help cross the road. I need you hiding
somewhere with a camera. Okay, let's stage this. What's gonna
happen is you be driving around look for old ladies.
They need to get a call for a prowler or something.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You get arrested. Call the Josh Innis Show now at
eight seven seven nine one O six seven one o
six point seven w.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Ll Z Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
All right, let me get one call in here about
the lady crossing the road and the guy helping her out?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Right, Yeah, yeah, let's go to the phone.

Speaker 10 (54:35):
Hello, Hey, Josh, Hey, what's going on? Brother, Daryl, Good morning, Josh.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Brother?

Speaker 10 (54:43):
So I went to talk to you about the donating thing,
like nice thing whatever? Uh, My thing is, you guys
give tickets out and that's a good d exactly you
You guys don't get recognized for.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
That, exactly, Like people call up all the time and
they only like us for our tickets, and then we
give them tickets anyway, and what do we get in return?

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Absolutely nothing.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
There's no news story about the Pistons tickets I gave
away last week, exactly.

Speaker 10 (55:12):
And then you get, like you said, the prize pigs
and all that. They're always asking out for handouts, and
it's like, where is your guys's gifts? You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Darryl gets it. I like where your head's at, Darryl.
I absolutely agree there should be gifts. I should get
gifts for what I give.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
So I'm with you.

Speaker 10 (55:29):
And it's the same thing like what you said about
opening doors or doing all volunteer work, and it's like,
where's the accombination. We all work and we don't give rewarded.
We get a paycheck.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
So what's the difference there?

Speaker 3 (55:41):
You go, Thank you, Daryl, Daryl gets it. Yeah, definitely does.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Look I give tickets.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
That's I would equate giving like hey, like, hey we
got blue Oyster cold tickets, Like I give those two people.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
That's just like helping an old lady cross. You made
that listener's daughters whole year when you hook them up
with shineedown tickets to the jingle Ball. Yeah, not a
single peep from the press. I didn't get a bicycle,
no bikes, cars, nothing, not even a bush latte, none
of that. So Daryl gets it all right. Coming up,
I have a follow up on my dad's dog died.

(56:14):
If the stories I'm hearing are true about how this
all went down.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
While it's a sad story, it's sort of amusing. And
I will get to that after Paul McCartney.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Sorry, after Guns and Roses, six point.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Seven, Detroit's Wheels, Josh in a show. It is Josh
and James this morning. Welcome in. So I told you
the other day that my dad's great dane died. Scooby,
Like this big horse of a dog. Dog is huge, dude,
and it is look gigantic And any time I would
go visit this dog's tail, like if he whipped his
tail and got you just engraged, you like on the

(56:55):
on the balls. I mean, you're crippled. I do, that's crippling.
It is crippling. Thing wonderful little I say, little dog,
giant ass dog. He's like a horse, right, And I
didn't know that my dog. My dad cared about the
dog so much, but apparently he's just had like taken
it very rough and it's sad. Like, look when my
dog died a couple of years ago, when Luther died,
it was the most distraught I've ever been. I talked

(57:18):
about it for ten solid minutes on this rock station
in Saint Louis, Like people are just listening and they're like,
I just I really just want to hear Paul McCartney.
And I'm like, no, you coulda listen to Luthor. You're
gonna listen about my life. And I'm just like sobbing
on the radio. I get it, Okay, losing the dog
sucks right now. That said, so the way the story
went down from what I've been told from secondhand information.

(57:40):
I'm trying to get my dad on the phone to
see if he'll share the story.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Yeah, he's probably still you know, asleep, and well, well
he works in the morning.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Oh, so he does a morning show and bet rushow
he should be uh, and he's hit that age where
he wakes up at like six in the morning. Anyway,
you know, he's almost sixty now. But anyway, so from
what I've been told, so they're sitting in their living room,
they hear the dog howl. There's a thud, the dog falls,
and the dog is pretty much dead on the spot,

(58:07):
and they think the dog had a heart attack, which
apparently dogs have heart attacks. I guess everybody can have
a heart attack, dog's humans, whatever. So they go over
and they're trying to revive him, right. So Dad is
losing his mind and he's doing like CPR and he's
trying to like blow into the dog's mouth, which again
that's something you do, right, And they're trying to bring
him back to life. But it's pretty clear he's dad.

(58:28):
But my dad's not convinced he's dead. So he's telling
my step mom Cindy, to call an emergency that she's like,
I'm calling everybody. I know, it's Sunday night at nine o'clock.
No one's picking up. So my dad's losing his mind
on his wife's like what the hell do you judge
just wanted to die? Blah blah blah. Okay, it's a
sad thing.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I don't know. Maybe I would do the same thing.
Sounds like a very emotional moment.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
But here's where the story takes a turn. While my
dad is trying to perform CPR on the dog and
while my step mom is.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Like, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I'm calling anybody I can whatever. My dad looks at
my step mom and he says, then call nine to
one one boy, and she says, Scott, I'm not gonna
call nine one one for the dog.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
They're not going to come, and he starts raging.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
He's like, then, if you're not gonna f and call
nine one one, I'm gonna call f and nine one one.
Oh boy, this again what I've heard. I haven't talked
to my dad about this. I talk to my stepmom.
So Dad gets his phone and dials nine one one
and he's explaining he's on the floor, he can't breathe
maybe he had a heart attack. We're trying to bring
him back to life for giving him CPR.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Okay, who who is this? It's Scooby? Who is Scooby,
it's my dog. He's a great day and he's dying.
And the lady on the other end of the line says, sir,
this is for a dog. He's like, yes, it's for
a dog. Send somebody. And the lady on the other
line says, sir, I cannot send nine one one and

(59:51):
I cannot send you know, the ams to your home
because of your dog.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
He goes, why can't you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
It just we just can't. And he goes allegedly, he said, you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Are an f and bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
And you are the reason my dog is gonna die.
Send somebody. And eventually they agree to send the cops
to the house. They're like, okay, we'll send a car.
He goes, well, what about the fire department. They're right
across the street. Tell them to come and to like, sir,
we're not sending the fire department to your house for
your dog.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
So while my dad is like doing chest things and
he's like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Doing CPR on the dog, he's like punching the dog
in the chest, trying to bring him back to life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
And yeah, and he's like trying to bring this dog
back to life.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
He's on the other end of the line, calling this
EMS person, this nine to one to one dispatcher a
raging bitch, and he's like, I'm gonna get on the
radio tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
He goes, I want your name, and I am going
to call you out on the radio tomorrow. I'm like, Dad, like,
he's like losing his mind, and I get it. He's distraught.
I understand it. So anyway, they don't end up sending
the cops. The cops never showed because they probably got
the dispatch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
And they were like, hey, al right, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Listen when you need somebody at blah blah blah address.
There's a dead dog and they're trying to bring him
back to life.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Like, huh, we're in Baton Rouge, just like the third
most dangerous city in the country. Over We're not going
to go to someone's house over a dead dog. And look,
I feel bad for my dad. It's gotta be a
crappy situation. However, he's on the phone yelling at the
EMS person on the nine one one dispatcher saying, get
me an ambulance out here, stat and then he called

(01:01:39):
her I believe in effing bitch, wow, And I'm gonna I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Gonna rip you on the radio tomorrow morning. So the
cops never showed up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
They had to call like a dog corner, right, and
the dog corner just has to come in and pick
up the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
So he picks him up, throws him over his shoulder,
takes him in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
So apparently my dad, for the last like three days,
is convinced that all they did was picked up dog
and just took him in and just have laid him
on a cold floor in some place. And I'm like, well,
he's dead. So I mean, like, I don't know what
to tell you. I don't know what the situation might have.
Put him in a cardboard box they may have.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
That'd be a big cardboard box, because that's a big
ass we I mean, our German shepherd was pretty big.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
They had like a cardboard box. Yeah, but that's the situation.
I'm trying to get my dad on the phone. I
don't know what he's doing, but like I need the
actual details on this. I need like calling this this
nine to one one dispatcher a bitch and god like
he was losing his mind. My Stepmom's like, I've never
seen anything like this before. Your dad never does this
and he lost his mind and he's trying to bring

(01:02:36):
the dog back to life and he's convinced that the
dog was still alive and it was a whole deal.
So like, I feel bad for him, but it's pretty
ridiculous to be like, I'm gonna go, who's your boss?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Like, what is she supposed to do? Your manager? My
dad Karen to this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
He just.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Dog Karen is what my dad was. He's like, you bitch,
how dare you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
How dare you you?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
So yeah, so I'm trying to get him on the phone.
We'll see if you'll answer or not. But yeah, that's
the latest with my dad. So his dog is Dad.
That's unfortunate. But he also tried to get an ambulance
to the house to try to revive Can you imagine
like an EMS person shows up, Like, we don't know
how to do CPR on a dog, but there's sometimes

(01:03:23):
you see stories in the news where they do revive
a pet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
So maybe your dad would just hoping. Well I'm sure
he was, but like that would be something worth a
news story.

Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Absolutely, Like if someone shows up and revives a pet
from the dad, they should get a free bison, not
someone who helps an old lady across the road?

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Thank you one O six point seven Detroit Wheels. Josh
and a Show. It's Josh and James. Hello friends.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
It was on this day in nineteen ninety four that
Oasi is starting started recording their debut album Definitely Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Oh really, how do you feel about Oasis? I'm not
a big fan. I mean, they have a few songs
that I enjoy, but I feel like the two brothers
can't get it together to get along. They can't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
But like the thing about Oasis, and this is one
of those kind of bands, and I'm sure everybody has
a band like this where you probably know one or
two songs and if you saw them in concert, you'd
lose your mind. But then the other hour and a
half or two hours of the concert and none of
the songs matter to you. You're kind of just like,
well whatever, Like, give me an example of a band
like that for you, Like one or two songs you're
rocking out, you know what they are, and then it's like, yeah,

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I don't really know anything else or care about anything else.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Oh good, Charlotte, Oh really, yeah, I mean this more
of my wife's my wife's band.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
So you're less of the pop punk emo stuff. I'm
into that, but Good Charlotte's not one of them that
you're all out boy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
Oh definitely, yeah I could. I'm probably rocking out to
every Fall Up Boys on Gotcha if it's good Charlotte, Charlotte,
and then maybe one other one and the rest of
the show.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
I'm just like, Okay, I really hope I'm getting late tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Basically, like with Oasis, it would be don't Look Back
in Anger. So if I heard Don't Look Back in
Anger at a concert, I'd lose my mind and probably
sob because I think that song is amazing. Which the
one was like, maybe, oh that's wonder okay, which apparently
we play now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Oh really, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
But Chili was telling me that she's was listening to
the radio station the other day and she goes, wait,
Wheels plays wonder Wall.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
I go, I guess we do. I didn't know that. Uh,
but we play wonder Wall.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
But wonder Wall's obviously the biggest and most well known
hit from Oasis. But I'm more of a don't Look
Back and Anger. I just think it's such a good song.
But like I thought about this because my buddy went
to co Oasis when they were in Chicago a couple
months ago.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
He's in Chicago. He went to see them in Chicago
and cool rock on right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
But I'm just I don't like It's just like, I
feel like I should want to go see Oasis because
it's a huge deal and they fillip stadiums, but I
don't feel that way about that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
That's just one of those bands.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
But there are other bands, Like I can go see
the Eagles and I would know every single song and
I'd rock out every single song. If I saw the Stones,
I know every single song. I've seen def Leppard, you
know every song it saying guns n' roses. But then
there are some bands where you're just like, I should
probably care more about this, but I don't. Right, there's
just one song that I like, And I try to
convince myself that I like Oasis because I feel.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Like I'm supposed to like Oasis. Does that make sense?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
I feel like I feel like because they're so trendy
right now and they're putting in all these people in
the in the at the stadium and they're only doing
a couple of dates in the US, and I feel
like I should want to see them and go, but
I'm not. And I'm like that, like, and there are
other bands I'm like that with, Like I have nothing
against Pink Floyd, but like I don't care enough about
Pink Floyd if there was somehow another Pink Floyd tour

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or something like, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Know that i'd care enough for that, Like I should,
I guess, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
I'm like that with Metallica, Like I don't mind Metallica,
but there's never a time when I'm sitting in the
car and I'm like, you know what I want to
do today? Just listen to random nine minute Metallica songs
that never comes to my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Metallica would probably be another band that would fall into
the same that category for me as well. Yeah, I
know the hits, I know the old Metallica hits, start
new stuff like from Load, Reload, Saint Anger, I wouldn't
know any of those songs, see, and that for me,
the difference is you give me like the Black album
and then you give me Load and Reload.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
That's probably more in my wheelhouse with them, okay, you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
Know, and instead, like you know, if you give me
like eleven minute Master of Puppets or something or like one,
like they're fine, but like if, like I had the
option to go see Metallica a couple of years ago
in Saint Louis, and I had tickets and I had
good seats, and they were like, do you want to go?
And I'm like, honestly, no, I don't think I want to. Like,
I just I have nothing against it. It's just not
my jam. And that's kind of how Oasis is. Like

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I'd feel like I should go just because I should.
Like it's something that I should embrace and say I
did it be cool to say I did it. It
would make other people who love Oasis jealous, but.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
I just didn't care.

Speaker 10 (01:07:46):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
It's just one of those things. But anyway, all right,
So that was the anniversary of that. Definitely maybe all
right anyway, Sports coming up, You've got the Lions looking
for a new offensive coordinator.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
We got that. We got a lot to get into today.
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dot com. Local health expert explains what you need to
know about dry January. Well, I don't know what the
local health expert says, but local borderline, an alcoholic and
degenerate gambler Josh Ennis says it's dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Don't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
There's no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Just keep drinking like I'm sorry, taking a month off
from drinking. I don't know what.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
And I got audio. I'll play audio from this later.
I don't know what this lady can tell me about
dry January. That's gonna make me go boy. The health
benefits are so great that I'm not gonna drink my
bush lottes tonight. Well, I'm not gonna drink beers for
the football games this weekend. So up your nose with
a twirling lawnmower, ma'am, because that ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (01:09:31):
But if you're look at January's wet, oh, I like my.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Januaries super wet wet as can be. So but we'll
see what this lady has to say about that. We'll
do that here in a little bit. We will also
get into sports here momentarily. The Pistons have a game tonight,
and they continue to play good basketball, they may just
win the whole damn thing. In fact, they've got national
people now saying they can win the whole damn thing,

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not just local jimokes.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
They're national people saying that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
But we'll get into that Lions stuff as well as
they look for an offensive coordinator.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
But first we must play some rock and roll music.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Glads.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
You guys are with us today on this the seventh
of January twenty twenty six, and we played for you
Hiving Danger.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
On Detroit's Wheel, the Josh inn Is Show. Sports. Alrighty,
let's see here.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
So the Pistons play ball tonight at home against the Bulls,
the Chicago Bulls, and a lot of people are starting
to believe that the Pistons can win the whole damn
thing good and it's hard not to believe that, not
just because they're good, and not because they go out
and grind every night and they play hard, which is
a rarity in the NBA, Like they want to win
and they're locked in. But you look around the East

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and the East isn't very good, so it's very gettable.
It's just a weird time in the NBA. It's it's
the NBA real talk. The NBA kind of sucks, so
take advantage of the fact the NBA kind of sucks
so well.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Here is Steven A. Smith who is a giant Knicks fan.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
Now, just to be clear, the Knicks thing fascinates me
because there are so many national media people who love
the Knicks and talk like the Knicks or this special organization.
The Knicks are a throwaway organization for almost my entire existence. No,
I've been alive almost forty years. The Knicks have been
a waste for most of those forty years, and they
haven't won a championship in fifty years, yet people talk

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like it's their god given right to win every year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
The Knicks suck.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
They were great, They're decent now cool, Like you talk
about the Knicks like they're the nineteen nineties Bulls or
there's some organization that should be ordained by God to
be good just because they play in freaking New York.
You got all these media people who are New York people,
and their whole the shtick is, oh, the Knicks gotta
be better. Why the Knicks have sucked for most of
my life? Who gives a damn about the Knicks? Like,

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I am so fascinated by the number of people that
are in media that talk about the Knicks, as if
anybody outside of New York and media people care about
the Knicks. The Knicks are a giant waist to everyone's
freaking time. You know who's got more titles in my
lifetime than the Knicks The Pistons three to nothing, thank you.
But anyway, this is Stephen A. Smith, noted Knicks fan,

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talking about the Pistons.

Speaker 14 (01:12:15):
The Detroit Pistons, as presently constructed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Could win the Chin.

Speaker 14 (01:12:20):
They got athleticism, they got defense, they got perimeterve shooting,
and they have a closer Kay, Cuttingham is that due?

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
And JB.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
BIG's a cold coach.

Speaker 14 (01:12:30):
Okay, I'm telling you something special is brilling in the Motive.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
City and it must be true because he's yelling it.
And if you yell at like that, that means it's
becomes more true. When is that man not yelling that's true?
And this is the reason why I'm so worried about them.
I see teams elevating and getting good all the time.
These brothers want the knicks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
These brothers want the knicks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
And then no, I'm sorry, it gets serious when he
goes low. When he's up high, it's just whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
But when we get these brothers want the Knicks, that's
when it gets serious. He does like a political show
and stuff too, and you know it's serious on his
political show when he kind of he lowers that voice.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
And then he's like, because.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Now we're getting serious, because I'm Steven A and we're
getting serious.

Speaker 6 (01:13:19):
They would actually.

Speaker 14 (01:13:20):
Be disappointed if they went to the finals and they
didn't have to go through New York to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
They want these brothers.

Speaker 3 (01:13:26):
I mean, Jab, he comes in off seasons.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
He want this show.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
He's like, we ain't losing to them, he lothing again.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
I mean you just see the fire.

Speaker 14 (01:13:33):
I mean, they ain't playing and they're not playing, and
so they sent the message to the Knicks last night
we were coming for y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Were coming for y'all. So guess what why. I'm very worried.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
I'm very worried.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
I think when you put you really accentuate the end
of it, make a D sound like a T. That's
also a serious thing. I'm very worried. I'm worried. So, look,
they're legit. Part of that is because the NBA just stinks,
and part of it is because they're really good and
they care. That's the beauty. They think half of the
battle is giving a damn right. There are so many

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teams in the NBA. Like, I'll watch this because I
have the NBA League Pass and my wife likes to
watch basketball because she's a degenerate basketball gambler and whatever. Okay,
but like you watch them and like half the time,
it doesn't seem like anybody cares. Part of the advantage
that they have is they care. Like they're a young team,
a hungry team, and they want to win.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
The damn thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Like you can watch the Lakers on a given night,
and you're like, how much does Luca really care?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
How much does Lebron really care?

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
How much does Anthony Davis in Dallas or wherever the
hell Anthony Davis plays in Dallas care?

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
How much does some of these guys care.

Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
These dudes are out here grinding every night in a
league where not everybody does that. So there's something to
be said about that. And you've got an Eastern Conference
that's not impressive at all, Like you're getting to a
point now where it would almost be a disappointment, like
a failure if the Pistons didn't make it to the
Eastern Conference finals. Failure at this point because the expectations

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will have had to have changed, right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
So that's where we are with the Pistons. They take
on the Bulls tonight at LCA.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
The Lions are looking for an offensive coordinator and David Blah.
David Blough, which is also the sound you made when
you watched him play quarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
For the Lions for five games. I think it's actually blah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
He was the quarterback for five games I think in
like twenty nineteen, one of the Matt Patricia years. But
he could be the offensive coordinator. At least that's the
first name that people have thrown out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
But who knows.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
I don't know what Dan Campbell's got up his sleeve
or what he's going to do, but that is one
of them. And the Michigan Wolverines basketball club remains undefeated
as they beat Penn State seventy four to seventy two,
a little too close for comfort for them last night,
but they remain undefeated.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
And John Harbaugh got fired.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
But John Harball has already had seven teams allegedly, if
not more, inquire about his services. Again, imagine what would
have happened if they made that kick. You're not going
to fire him today. So maybe they go to the
playoffs and lose and you fire him then. But what
happens to Mike Tomlin. Mike Tomlin's doing a lot of
d swinging after a miracle win. That is a lucky
win when you allow a team to go down the

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field at the end of the game and line up
on a fourth down, they convert a fourth and eleven
against your vaunted Steelers defense, and then you have the
gall after the game to blow a kiss to the
camera when you won. Because the dopey kicker missed a
chip shot. Tomlin may have been whacked after that. Now
he's gotten a stay of execution, and Harbaugh's the guy
that's now gotten whacked. That guy could have a job tomorrow,

(01:16:33):
just depends on if he wants it. You don't want
to work for the Raiders. You don't want to work
for the Browns. You don't want to work for the Jets.
The Jets aren't open anyway, but you don't want to
work for him. The Giants are an intriguing one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
That could be.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
They've got their quarterback there and they've got good ownership.
They just keep making terrible highers. So maybe the Giants.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Will be a place that Harball ends up. That could
make a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
There, big big market like that East Coast, good ownership
that cares. They just make bad decisions, unlike the Raiders,
who just have terrible ownership, make terrible decision and who
knows how much they freaking care. So he'll get a
gig and he'll be fine, and wherever he goes, they'll
be successful. And I think the Ravens may fall off
a cliff because that usually happens when you let go
of someone that's been very successful because you're like, oh,

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he's stunk this year.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
He's been the coach for a long time. Eighteen years. Wow, Wow,
that long eighteen years.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
And I want to say he was the either the
first or second longest current tenured head coach behind or
either in front of or behind Tomlin. I guess Tomlin
got there and oh five or six, so they're right
at it, like they're both right there, neck and neck with.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Each other with the two longest tenures in the NFL.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
But be careful, man, when you start firing dudes that
win a lot of games, it's hard for the next
person to match that. So we shall see. But that
is sports. I am Josh, he is James.

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It's Kenny Loggins.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Birthday today, so if you recognize and you celebrate, he
is a god of yacht rock, as you know. So
Kenny Loggins is seventy eight. By the way, Happy birthday, Kenny,
Happy birthday. Maybe we'll just play a bunch of Kenny
Logins tunes. Probably won't. I'll just do that on my
way home today. Here you go, a lot of Kenny
Logins because I'm a big big soundtrack you want to

(01:18:26):
talking about movie soundtrack guys, we can get into that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Kenny Loggins is the king of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
But anyway, I've got Ozzie for you now.

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It is mister Crowley on Detroit's wheels, one of six
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Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Mister Crowley. That is Ozzy. I am Josh, he is James.
This is the Josh and His Show.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
So apparently there is a there's a donut factory, a
Dunkin Donuts factory that's in haver Hill, Haverhill, Massachusetts. And
this donut factory produces this intoxic, hating aroma of donuts
all the time in this little town. Okay, and that
sounds amazing, but apparently it's not for the people in

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have Your Hills.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Let's hear news. Maybe that said, let's get some details
on this in the news.

Speaker 6 (01:19:17):
I'm sorry, a city in Massachusetts is overwhelmed by the
smell of donuts.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Oh no, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Harol is sorry, Haverol, not Haverol. This guy at least
gets it. He's like, there are far worse things. We
live in Detroit. It smells like weed everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
I'm not mad about that. I know you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
I'm like, well, it is fascinating that you can just
drive through a town and the whole place smells like weed.
That's how it was in Saint Louis. So I would
drive through just certain neighborhood, not even certa neighborhoods. You're
just in downtown Saint Louis. You're driving around and the
smell of weed just wahs into your car. And that's
the same thing here. I don't know what it is
about these Midwestern cities like this, but like, I imagine

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Cincinnati smells like weed. I amade Memphis smells like weed.
I imagine, I know Saint Louis does, and I know
Detroit does.

Speaker 3 (01:20:04):
Now you know how we get through these long winters.
I've picked up on it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
But anyway, So meanwhile, back in the the donut air
of Massachusetts.

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
Home to Duncan's biggest donut making facility in the country
at the one hundred thousand square foot plant, the baker's
there make about a million donuts every day, so.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Is that even possible? A million donuts the day.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
That sounds great.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
I want to I want to live in Haveril, like like,
I hate these people, these Massachusetts PUDs.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
I don't like them. What bitch about it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
It's like a small town where like everybody works at
the donut factory too.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
The boy, yeah it is.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
We just sold half a million crowlers.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
Some people in the area find the smell very welcoming,
others finding it bothersome and now they're saying a potential
risk to the air quality.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
I'm not sure who's complaining about Dunkin Donuts, but maybe
Starbucks people.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Yes, taking camp in the competition there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
Yeah, there's sixty seven thousand people in Hayros, So it's
not okay, it's not like it's a small town sixty
seven thousand people.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
It's like this bigger than what I was picturing. Yeah,
I was like donuts.

Speaker 1 (01:21:13):
All the time for the.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
Last two months. It's distracting and it's heavy. Okay, okay,
let me start. That was audio from like a town hall.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
That's somebody. That's the guy who's like registering. Yeah, like
bro chill the FLT. It's donuts.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Like you imagine you lived in some sort of like
meat town where the whole thing smelled like animal carcasses.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
I mean they're far worse.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
Things like I lived in in like Louisiana was all
refineries and stuff, or like there was a big coffee
uh place, like a big place that made coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Suff that did not smell great either. There were a
lot of bas smells. You just deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
This is don't what are you gonna And by the way,
what are you gonna do? So, what's your plan? You're
gonna bitch about the smell of donuts? What's dunk and
gonna do? You're making donuts, what's it gonna smell like?

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
I would watch rather smell donuts than the smell you
get near like a pet food processing plant. Correct, it's
horrible Atlantic stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
Like there used to be facilities used to golf at
a really hillbilly golf course in Louisiana that on the
seventeenth hole, on the other side of a fence was
a trailer park and there was a ditch that was
in play in the golf course. There is where all
the poop went. Poop ditch, so from all the septic
stuff from the trailer park.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
They're gonna give you a name for this for it,
but I don't want to use it in that way.
But you know what creek it is? Y that's exactly literally.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
Well, the city council now is considering a request from
the facility to store large tanks of edible shortening.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
Oil and diesel fuel.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
City officials say they are waiting now on a sign
off from inspection Services. Recent hearing will be continued in
next month. This is a serious issue there apparently. Until then, though,
neighbors just have to keep waking up to the sweet smells.

Speaker 1 (01:22:57):
So, whether they like it or not, all poor you
gotta smell donuts on the pot. Oh, your life is
so difficult.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
It's rough to be the PUDs in Haverhill, Massachusetts.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Great.

Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
I smell pot every day I live in. I live
in freaking Hazel Park, if we'll call it Hazel Pot.
That's all the place is. It's just not like like
I'm walking my dog down into Hazel Park. There's nark
can machines like the old newspaper machine or the were
you opening a newspaper? It's nar can, that's all it is.
So it smells like pot NonStop. Every other place on
John R is selling pot. I'm not against it by

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your pot whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
The place smells like pot all the time you walk outside.
You'll just be driving down the road randomly. Oh it
smells like pot. I give my left nut to have
the opportunity to smell donuts every day. Yeah, I mean
you are ungrateful. Bastards have hill ungrateful any who I wish.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Have you ever attended like a town meeting to like
protest things that are happening or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
No, because I'm not an a hole. Oh have you?

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
Have you done it legitimately or first I showed up
and they didn't do what they were Well, it's going
to be a little bit of both. So a few
years back in my city, they were considering opening up
a sex doll brothel.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
So I was trying to trying to get in on that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Yes, I wanted to show up to show my support,
but they never actually like voted or did anything. They're
like they tabled it till the next meeting. So I'm
literally sitting in this like small little room with all
like the city council around this table talk about all
the all the issues, and finally the last issue they
get to is the sex doll brothel. They're like, we
got to do some more research to look into this
before we can do a vote. Because I'm sitting there

(01:24:37):
just waiting or waiting just waiting because I'm gonna get
up there, Like we need to get on the front
lines of this.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
We need to be the first city to open this up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Think about all the the prostitutes and all that stuff
that you're you're saving. You know, I'm gonna have these
gentlemen come over here and just make love to these
fake dolls.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
It's much better, you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:53):
Know it is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
You sold me.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Yeah, you know, I take back what I said about
these city council meetings. You could have implemented change, could
have been the change, but they didn't get to you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
And it's funny too, because when I show up, I
don't know where to go, Like I've never been to
one of these meetings. And I'm like, yeah, I'm here
about like that there's something on the docket for like
a sex doll brothel. And I think they felt like
I was against it, you know, and they're like, oh, yeah,
I can't believe that they want to open that up.
And like there's meetings down the hall over there. I'm like, okay, good,
I gotta let them know I want that in my neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
You should have brought a doll with you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
I should have if only, if only oh Man are
sitting there with this is Jane. Yeah, she's gonna be
the first person.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
She's the she's gonna be the madam of the broad
The council members, hey, if you want to, you want
to take around with her to see what the experience
is like and then maybe maybe then you can vote.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
You know, that's exactly what you should have done.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Have you ever seen the video of the city council
and I think it was in Arizona and they were
trying to she was arguing that they shouldn't build a
Portillo's in Arizona. Okay, just the popular Chicago Likes star. Yeah,
the the Italian Beef. Alright, So here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna get this audio. It's a couple of years old.

(01:26:04):
It is the greatest city council meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
This is legit.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
They're not trolling. No, this is like the guy with
the boneless chicken wings. They shoul This is just a
legit wacko that went to this. All right, I'll get that.
Now we get now we got a show, yeah, we
go all right, so that's coming up on wheels. It's
the Josh in a show on one. Who's six point
seven double ll z w ll z. Yeah. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
So we got somebody on the phone who claims to
have lived in this Massachusetts town with the donuts smell,
first hand experience, first hand experience.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Hello, Wheels, what's up a Roseville?

Speaker 10 (01:26:37):
I used to live in Hill. I want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Oh really, so you lived in haver Hill. Yeah for
a short.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
All right, so tell me about it.

Speaker 10 (01:26:47):
All right, Well, they used to they used to take
all the donuts, didn't meet the qualery me coacher, and
they put him in the dompster.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
To go off back there get fresh donuts in the dompster.
I'm not gonna lie. I think that's a badass.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
Some may view that as strange, But like, did they
just throw them in like garbage bags and just.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Throw them away?

Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
They were in Boston, Oh my gosh, did you do
this every day?

Speaker 10 (01:27:12):
No, it was more when we would smoking pot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Were going on there.

Speaker 10 (01:27:18):
But it was about a half mile outside of the neighborho.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Was bad that's incredible.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Did the town actually smell like donuts?

Speaker 7 (01:27:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
Yeah, good. Did you think it was a bad thing
or did you did you enjoy the smell? Did it
have any effect on you? I only remember when you
were smoking the pot.

Speaker 12 (01:27:35):
He kind of got used to it.

Speaker 10 (01:27:36):
Otherwise, the once you got a little pickle.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
And that pot.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Man, I tell you what, man, you you rushing up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
There to get them free donuts from?

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Yeah, I'm with you. I I can I see myself
already smoking a big fat dube and then you know what,
let's go dumpster dive. There's gonna be some Boston creams.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 10 (01:27:56):
It was a little different back there, but it was
a good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Time, all right. Thank you, brother appreciates you so appreciate.

Speaker 2 (01:28:02):
We have first hand knowledge of what it's like in Haverhill,
and it's not a good place.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
If you smoke pot, it sounds like Heaven to me.
It seels like donuts is free donuts and the dumpsters
in boxes like signing up. And I think mass is
a Massachusetts. I think is a week legal state. Hello,
we're moving to have Hill. Yeah, look out have Hill.
Here comes the Josh Innis Show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
We're only a couple of months from being a job anyway,
So we're coming to town.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
That's Billy Squire for.

Speaker 1 (01:28:29):
Doug, who is unemployed or retired depending on how you
look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
It's Josh James, the Josh Innis Show. All right, So
I told you I had audio from a This is old. Now,
this is from twenty eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
So this is old.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
It's like eight years old. But it's an oldie, but goodie,
it's a classic where I come from. This is from Arizona,
and this is a zoning meeting for a Portillo's. And
this woman is completely authentic. This is not like some
radio or TV gag. Okay, because you can say it's
not somebody like me, correct, I know what it's someone
like you. If this is a legitimate woman who shows

(01:29:03):
up and I don't think she knows what she's there for.
But is a zoning meeting, So they're trying to do
zoning for a new Portillo's in some town in Arizona.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Right, So here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Hello.

Speaker 15 (01:29:15):
My name is Lisa Ann White Whitner Wagman. I just
moved here because I'm getting a divorce and it's not
final till September eighteenth. My husband will not give me
any money, not one penny.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
The lawyer won't help me.

Speaker 15 (01:29:37):
My husband won't help me. My dad, Marlin Lee Whitmer,
he's a minister, won't help me.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
This gives you kind of like the thing. I don't
think she understands what this is or where she is.
She's just in desperation mode.

Speaker 15 (01:29:54):
My stepmother won't help me. My mother passed away seven
years ago, and my dad and Annie Hockhausen, they wrote
at very French that they both are my parents. Annie
is my stepmom. I'm not quite sure why I'm here

(01:30:19):
or what I'm doing, but there's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
A reason I can't wave.

Speaker 15 (01:30:26):
My lawyer is justin title. I don't know if you've
ever heard of him.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
Just in title.

Speaker 15 (01:30:37):
I'm moving down to Texas soon to help the children
in Texas. I'm a very loving parent, very very very
loving parent. I have a twenty year old daughter. She's
going to college at Saint Ambrose this fall. She's in

(01:30:58):
Muscatine College right now. Her name's Brianna Elizabeth.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
And she.

Speaker 15 (01:31:10):
Is not helping me because she's twenty. She's scared. She
doesn't want her parents to separate or divorce.

Speaker 8 (01:31:24):
Man, we're discussing the rezoning for the Portellos. Do you
have any comments on that? For what we're discussing the rezoning,
I'm fifty third for.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Well, I live on sixty third.

Speaker 8 (01:31:37):
Ohkayne, we're here to hear comments about the rezoning.

Speaker 15 (01:31:41):
Well, I don't like Facebook and I don't like the
Internet because I can't find a job. The library blocked
my password. Now tell me does that make any.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
Sense to you?

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Infreitable?

Speaker 8 (01:32:00):
We're not here to discuss your personal life. I'm sorry.
Do you have any comments about the rezoning?

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
No, sir, have a good day.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Next, what a colossal waste of everybody's time with that woman? Yeah,
I know every single relative in her family r extended family.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
I just think the ultimate is ma'am, this is a
meeting for the rezoning for the Portillos. It's like that
meme where it was like, this is a Wendy's Drive.
It's exactly. It is the real life embodiment of ma'am.
This is a Wendy's Yeah, she goes, what is well?
Do you have anything to say about the rezoning for Portillo's?

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
But I hate Facebook?

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
In the library disabled my pastor? Does that make sense?

Speaker 3 (01:32:41):
To you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
I asked my daughter, Elizabeth Johnson Brown, who's all out
at college, if she had an opinion on it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Oh God, But the ultimate pay often that though, is
just after that whole two and a half minute diet.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
Try.

Speaker 1 (01:32:56):
The guy's like, ma'am, this is a Portillos, this is
a Portillo's meeting.

Speaker 15 (01:33:01):
Is not helping me because she's twenty, she's scared. She
doesn't want her parents to separate or divorce.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
It's like she's a filibustering. That's what it feels like,
like a filibuster.

Speaker 8 (01:33:18):
Does man, we're discussing the rezoning for the Portillo's. Do
you have any comments on that?

Speaker 6 (01:33:24):
What for what?

Speaker 8 (01:33:25):
We're discussing the rezoning on fifty third four?

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Well, I live on sixty third Again.

Speaker 8 (01:33:32):
We're here to hear comments about the rezoning.

Speaker 15 (01:33:35):
Well, I don't like Facebook and I don't like the
Internet because I can't find a job.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
I like how A plus B equals potato.

Speaker 2 (01:33:47):
I don't like Facebook and I don't like the Internet
because I can't find a job.

Speaker 15 (01:33:52):
The library blocked my password.

Speaker 2 (01:33:54):
That happens to a lot of people. She probably looked
at it. I want to say, Well, she was looking
at it needed some film. Floren Floren philth is what
she was looking at.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
But the easy part is somebody got to have women pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Upset of the century everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
One day and when you see her, you'll be like,
oh wow. Anyway, let's try to call my dad about
his dog. Yeah, his dog died, but he tried to
call nine one one to save it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
So let's try to get him on the phone. Yeah,
all right, Detroit's Wheels Josh on his show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Let's try to call my dad now if you missed
it earlier, my dad's dog died. This giant horse of
a great Dane, lovely dog.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
He died. They think he might have just had a
heart attack.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
But like, I can't imagine being in the situation where
you're having to try to revive your dog. Like, we
just put our dog down because they said he didn't
have long and to me, I felt that was the
better way, because just watching a.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
Dog die and you can't help is even worse.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
But apparently my dad tried to call nine one one
and when they wouldn't send an ambulance, he lost his
mind on the nine one one person.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
So let me see if we can get Dad on
the phone here and there we go, Hey dad.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
We're on the air. But hey, so so did you
try to call nine to one one when Scooby died?

Speaker 6 (01:35:19):
Well, of course I did. I mean, who else are
you gonna call? You've got a two hundred pounds greet
Dane lay in there dying on your floor, and uh,
you don't know who to call. We're gonna call a
little Sally down at the vet who's ninety eight pounds
to get her butt over there. No, you have a
fire station right across the street from your house with
you know, life saving.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
Paddles and all that stuff, you know, and they call
me nine times.

Speaker 6 (01:35:40):
A freaking week to get their fifty dollars donation, you know,
for the Fireman's Association. I feel that they could just walk,
you know, get across the street and help your dad,
you know, help with our great day.

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
But what are they gonna do? Like, how can they
help the dog?

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
Well? I mean maybe not, but at least it's peace
of mind for someone that's showing I care about this,
and they should come over and go. Look, we'll try
to give him CPR or something or good. You know,
he looks like he had a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
You just want to see someone try, you know, you
just want to see somebody give us some effort.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
Yes, I mean, you know, how about breaking out the
electric paddles.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:36:13):
I mean, I don't think that may set the dog
on fire if you did that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
I think this point.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
Like, I don't think because his chest is is bare
like ours. I mean, I think you might set the
dog on fire if you did that. I've seen their
chest hair, and you look like you know that's true.
So now walk me through this.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
So when you make the decision to call nine one one,
take me through the phone call with the nine one
one person.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Well, first of all, we hear the dog thumping, you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:45):
Know, it hits the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
I'm like, what was that?

Speaker 10 (01:36:47):
We get up, we go, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
You know Scooby, you know he's passed out on the floor.
Is he is he breathing?

Speaker 10 (01:36:52):
Who knows?

Speaker 6 (01:36:52):
Has he got something obstructing his webbite I've got. I'm
trying to give him the Heimlich maneuver. You know, I've
had two hernias uh fixed over the last week.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
So I'm trying to pick up a two hundred pound
dog and give him the hind lick maneuver, you know.
And then I, hey, I mean, you do what you
got to do for your dog, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:37:10):
And then I'm thinking, okay, I stick my hand down
his throat because.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
I'm thinking there maybe something down there and there's not,
you know.

Speaker 6 (01:37:18):
And then I'm like, oh my god. And meanwhile Cindy
is on the other phone. She's trying to call the
bet blah blah blah blah. We can't get anybody, and
I'm cussing in her like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
An idiot, like it's her fault.

Speaker 6 (01:37:27):
I'm like, you know, I'm screaming all this damn money
that we paid, you know, all these vets. We ain't
even got an emergency number, you know, blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
And this dog is lifeless.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
I mean, he's just glazed over. I know he's dead,
but I won't give up, you know.

Speaker 6 (01:37:41):
And I'm sitting here, I'm pounding on his chest and
I'm cussing him out.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
I'm going, damn it, Scooby, don't you do this?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
You know you you know, I know you're in there.
Did you do mouth to mouth on the dog?

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Yes, yes I did. I did.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
I was blowing the air in there and then trying
to pump his heart and blowing air in his.

Speaker 1 (01:37:59):
Mouth and everything, and you know, I mean it's you
do what she gotta do? You know? Uh? And then
when you were and then finally Cindy gets this. She goes,
somebody's coming, somebody's on his way. He actually lives in Pray,
but right around the corner. I'm like, thank god.

Speaker 6 (01:38:13):
So this guy pulls a little hatchback backs up already
like he's backing up into our driveway.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
He gets out and I'm like, dude, what what are
you doing? I mean, we got time to stop at McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Get in here.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
I've gotta I got a dog. He goes, oh god,
is he still alive? I said, I don't know. I
need someone all. He goes, all right, let me come
in and look.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
So he comes in there and he gets down and
he's listening into the polls and he looks up at it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
He goes, buddy, he's gone, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
And I'm like, oh, okay, but rewind, but rewind. What
happened when you were on the phone with nine one one.

Speaker 6 (01:38:45):
Well, you know, lady, I keep you not when I'm
telling you this, like nine one wine want you because
you're in the south, right, I mean, you know, so
you get you know, you get all say.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
I'm sure you know. Different parts of the world.

Speaker 6 (01:38:55):
You get different types of sounds of nine one one,
but down here it's like nine one one. I said, damn,
this is Scott in this. I said, I do the
voice of Scooby Do and and I and I got
a dog and his name is Scooby Do. He's a
great Dane.

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
And I said, I'm on the radio. He said, look,
I just need you to get over here. I gotta
I gotta have you get over here right now.

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
I got. I mean, there's a there's a there's a
fire station right across literally right across the restart.

Speaker 7 (01:39:18):
Start calling down what what what? What's your address? I said, okay,
get my addresses. He goes, let me repeat that. I said, yes, man,
that's it, that's it, that's it. I said, you got
a fire station right across the street. I said, it's
a great dan And he's like two hundred pounds. I've
had a double hernie.

Speaker 6 (01:39:30):
I can't I freaking can't lift up the damn dog
and see.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
This way, how hold on, hold on, hold on. You
did this for a dog.

Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
Yes, ma'am, what the hell do you think? I'm saying,
what do you think a great Dane is?

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
Well, sir, we we can't send out nine one waner
fireman for for a dog.

Speaker 6 (01:39:49):
And I said, well, of course you can't, you know,
I you know, And so I'm cussing her out, you know,
and I'm like, what is your name?

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
I'm gonna blow your ass up on the radio tomorrow morning?

Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
Good?

Speaker 6 (01:40:00):
I mean, and my wife is you know, sending She's
looking at me like is this really happening?

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
I mean, is this? You know?

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
But you do stuff like this when you're panicking, you're
trying to save your dog.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
You don't know what to do, you know, Yeah, but
what do you think what one's gonna do?

Speaker 3 (01:40:18):
But what is nine one one gonna do? What are
they gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
I mean, you know, believe they show up with the
heart paddles and try to revive that.

Speaker 6 (01:40:27):
Yes, because they're right across the street, and I've done
stuff for them, you know, when we've had tragedies down here,
we've brought the fireman soup and and chilly and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:40:35):
But let me slow it down for you. I'm visualizing,
is this.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
Nine to one one operators going, Oh, we can't send
you a fireman over there, that's silly. Meanwhile, meanwhile, you
know how the movies go.

Speaker 6 (01:40:49):
Meanwhile, over at the fire station, all the firemen are
sitting around watching reruns and they watch, you know, and
I've got a freaking dog dying that thirty freaking feet
from their from their place.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
But what are they going to do?

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
They're not trained to help a dog, Like, what were
they going to do?

Speaker 6 (01:41:06):
The paramedics that are within some of those fire trucks
just like, did you not watch Emergency back in the day.
I mean, the firemen show up with the two guys. Yeah, sure,
you know, I don't think they gotta have paddles. They
do have paddles with them because in case of an emergency,
a sudden heart.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Attack, you know whatever. I'm thinking they could do this
to try to help.

Speaker 6 (01:41:28):
Hey, you know what, he's dead, So, uh, for the
brief time you got that window, why don't we try
to help? You know, someone can go hell, let's just
shockingness even starts the heart again. Okay, now there's a
novel idea. You know, I don't I Dad, I fil me.
You know, I don't think that can I don't think
that can work, though I don't. I don't have the
data here. I don't have a VET.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
If someone's a VET and wants to call I really,
I don't know that you can revive a dog with
heart paddles.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
Well, and I'm not one hundred and fifty percent sure.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
That that fire space when I had the paddles.

Speaker 6 (01:42:01):
But you know what, somebody okay, hey, somebody over there
may have said, I know CPR, let me try to
do it properly, let me try to save the dog.
You know, Now, they do know that because they are
trained for that. I know that for a fact that
each fireman, that's part of their deal. They have to
know CPR. So you know, I don't know CPR.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
You know, I mean correctly, you know, I need to
probably learn that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
I think everybody should probably learn that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
Sure, But so what did you do? Were you just
like pounding on his chest or something?

Speaker 6 (01:42:31):
Yes, I'm well, I'm like pumping the heart, you know,
trying to find it on a great dan and you're like,
where the hell is the heart?

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
I mean, you know what I'm saying. See, I'm going
kind of right where I think it is.

Speaker 6 (01:42:40):
And you know, and I'm pumping his heart and then
blowing in his mouth, pumping his heart, you know, but
blowing in his mouth. And I got Cindy screaming on
the other phone, trying to find a vet, and yeah,
I knew. I mean, he man, there was just no
life in there, you know, he was just laying there
and I was like, God, you know, but I.

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
Don't know what.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Hey, here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Apparently you can revive a dog with heart paddles. Okay,
I didn't know this. It would have to be very fast.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
You have to do CPR and everything, and you'd have
to like clip some of the ferns. I mean, it
would have to be very fast to do it. But
I guess it is possible to revive a dog with
heart paddles.

Speaker 6 (01:43:19):
Yeah, I mean, dude, I thought about, Honestly, for a
split second, I thought about cutting two wires in the kitchen,
off the off the toaster.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
I'm serious. I was going to like arc the dog.

Speaker 3 (01:43:33):
But I you know, I did.

Speaker 7 (01:43:35):
There was I did have a visual of the dog
on fire, and then we'd have to get the fire.

Speaker 3 (01:43:42):
He at least the flightyer department have showed up. Then, Well, yes,
what I.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Should have done.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
Was called him and told him that the kitchen was
on fire, and didn't they got there?

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
What I said, grant the damn paddles.

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
That's the only way I all right, all right, Dad,
I love you, though I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
I love you bye.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
That's my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
Everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
He called nine one one he did in the I
believe the quote from my step mom was he called
the nine one one operator and effing bitch on the
phone and said, I'm gonna blast you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
On the radio tomorrow. Will He admitted to that part.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Fun fact.

Speaker 3 (01:44:18):
My dad is fewer listeners than us, so nobody would
have heard it. Like it or not.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
This is the Josh in his show one of six
point seven w LZ Detroit's Wheels, One of six.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Boys seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Innis show seven Mary three
That is cumbersome. It's Josh and James this morning. Welcome
in everybody. Happy birthday David Bowie. I mean you're dead,
so you don't know what's your birthday, but he is dead.
How did you feel about David Bowie?

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
I liked him.

Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
See here's like it's funny because I wouldn't think I do.
But then I think of like ten songs of his
that I did. And I think of the movie Labyrinth,
I'll see and you know that's.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Back in the theaters.

Speaker 3 (01:44:56):
This boy is it really?

Speaker 1 (01:44:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
My wife, I've never seen it, Like we gotta go
see Labyrinth.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
I'm like, fine, I'll go do it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
So this weekend, Space Oddity as a jam.

Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
Remember the scene in what was the mister Deed's is
that the Adam Sandler movie where he sings Space Odity
on the plane? You got that one and a lot
of the eighties David Bowie, like the more poppy David Bowie,
like you know, fame is good, Modern love is good,
Let's Dance is good. Like there was enough David Bowie

(01:45:26):
stuff that I liked that if I would have seen
him in concert, I probably would have dug the show.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
But Space Oddity is a is like my jam right
like it is, I dig it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
Then there's a follow up to it, like there's a sequel,
And I forgot what the sequel to Space Odity was called.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
Maybe Ashes to Ashes Ashes.

Speaker 1 (01:45:44):
Two Ashes hung hung Hey, I got.

Speaker 2 (01:45:48):
In trouble once in Saint Louis because I played both
of those songs back to back and like it was
like seventeen minutes of two really long story songs, and
one of them is very famous, right sports Sports Space
Odity is like legit, Like it's a song that everybody knows.
No human on the planet knows the follow up, which
is I think it was in the eighties. I think

(01:46:08):
it was called Ashes to Ashes was the name of
the song. I might be wrong, but there was a
sequel to Space Odity and I played him and my
boss is like, why did you do that? I'm like,
I don't know. I'm on a power trip. I didn't
have that job very long. That was the shortest job
I've ever had. Maybe that is why.

Speaker 1 (01:46:23):
Well, you're right about Ashton Asher that was the name
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:46:25):
Yeah, it was. It's not a bad it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
Like its Major Tom as a drug addicted junkie fluting
in space. Correct, That's that's what became of Major Tom
Jo's struggles. There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
But like the og though, Space Odity ground Control to
Nay Joe, that's a banger.

Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
I'm a big fan of that jam.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
But anyway, So it would have.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Been David Bowie's birthday today, But what year did he die?
Twenty seventeen, twenty sixteen something like that. I think he
had cancer, but he would have been seventy nine with
David Bowie.

Speaker 3 (01:46:54):
Modern Love. That's another good song.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
Gets me to the church. John China Girl, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:47:03):
Well, we had eighties pop jams Man like they were bangers,
David like, I appreciate dudes like that that like had
different eras of their stuff, like you know, they had
like the Space Oddity type stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
And Ziggy starred us And you're gonna love his Goblin
King era.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
I don't know that I would. I think I'll stop
somewhere around nineteen eighty eight. You see his cod piece,
I do well, Look, codpieces are fun, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
It's the Josh Tennis Show. These guys have had.

Speaker 2 (01:47:26):
One era, well, they've had multiple eras, eras where Vince
could almost say and then eras where Vince was the
worst singer on the planet. It's Motley Krue manage nails
or nin for sure, that is closer. I am Josh,
he is James. It's the Josh Ennis Show. Like I
see that people are ripping Sydney's Sweeney. We talked about
this earlier, but they're ripping Sydney Sweeney because of her

(01:47:49):
magazine cover for w magazine, which first off magazine covers fascinating.

Speaker 3 (01:47:54):
Who needs them?

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
Yeah, magazines apparently they do. Somebody people need something to read.
They're in the checkout line.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
Oh that's what you read.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
The tabloids. You know, I married about you know, all
the British royalty. And in fact, my dad was in
the Inquirer. One was, yeah, so, uh my former stepmom.
I've had two step moms. I guess my first step mom,
Jody was her name is her name, and she's not dead.
When they got married, her ex husband, a guy named Ricky,

(01:48:25):
went to the Inquirer with a story that was titled
Scooby Doo Stole my wife. I would I would cut
that article out and I would keep it in a Oh,
dad's got it framed, framed in his house.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
But like it said, there's her husband looking all sad,
you know, like Scooby Doo stole my wife. And then
there's a picture of my dad and Jody on their
wedding day and they wore airbrushed Scooby Doo t shirts.
It was the tackiest thing ever. But they got married
like in our house, and and that was the picture.
There's a picture of them with their wedding shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
And everything, and so it was like, Scooby Doo stole
my wife, and like they talked about how they have
two kids.

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
Like when I was, you know, in high school when
that happened, I didn't think anything of it. But now
I'm like, this is kind of the coolest thing ever.
Though my dad was in the choir. It's not like
it's for going to jail or anything like that is
for something this stupid as that. But Scooby dude stole
my webline. I don't know if it exists anywhere online
or anything, but it just said Scooby doos stole my
wife and it's on the wall. Dad's how But the

(01:49:24):
Sydney Sweeney magazine cover she's naked, but you don't see anything. Basically,
here's the problem with the Sydney Sweeney. She's extremely pretty
and there are ugly people on the internet that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Don't like her.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
There we've solved things, like I've solved how woman world works.
They are just always going to be women that take
pretty women who like being pretty and flauntrough the Like
Here's what I don't get. This is the most fed
up thing ever. This is how off its axis. The
world is we celebrate when ugly people get naked, like
that's that's powerful, it's brave.

Speaker 1 (01:49:52):
That was brave.

Speaker 2 (01:49:53):
But when someone that's pretty gets naked, we're like, they
shouldn't be naked. Why because people actually want to see them.
Nobody wants to see Lizo's fat ass swallow her thong.

Speaker 3 (01:50:01):
No one wants to see that. But Lizo's like, check
this out.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
Why, I mean right tall, I got a mag right.

Speaker 2 (01:50:06):
And then if you say Lizo doesn't look good, you're
an a hole and like and she's empowered. But you
say Sidney Sweeney looks great and she should faunt it,
that's bs. That's terrible. That's that's a bad body body positivity.
That that's a bad body image example. No, what s
That's a bad body image example is being three hundred
something bounds. That's like, what would you rather tell your
kids to be, Like, hey, look more like Sidney Sweeney

(01:50:27):
or look more like some heifer.

Speaker 3 (01:50:29):
Come on, man, I don't know. I think that's stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
I think we have all of our priorities completely out
of whack in the world. Is the problem, Like, if
you want to be fat, be fat. I'm fat I'm
the body mass index. I'm like a nine thousand. Okay,
I'm not thin or anything like that. But like the
idea that we we we ridicule people and we knock
them for being pretty, and then you get dummies like
the Samy Schumer who for years.

Speaker 1 (01:50:51):
Was body positive before os epic. Now all of a sudden,
she's all thin and she's not the same body positive
she was. It's five years old.

Speaker 3 (01:50:59):
The old photos of her off social media.

Speaker 2 (01:51:00):
These people are all clowns. They are absolute clowns. Everybody's
proud of their body until they realize that there's a
miracle drug that can make them all look young and pretty.
It's basically, you know, ozempic is. Have you seen death
becomes her? Yeah, with Meryl Streep where she just drinks
the little potion and then she's young and her ass
is tight again and everything else. That's what ozimpic is.
It's death becomes her, whatever that treat was, and death

(01:51:22):
becomes her.

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:23):
So these people all drink this stuff, or they take
the shots in this case, and they get thin and
all of a sudden, they don't want you to remember
that they were once body positive. When they were fat,
who's setting a worse example hot Sydney Sweeney who's just
been consistently hot and big breasted, or a holes like
Amy Schumer who go from being super fat to ozempic
and super skinny, or the worst of them is Megan Trainer,

(01:51:45):
who wrote a whole song and got rich off of
singing about how it was fine to be fat, how she.

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
Looks like a skeleton.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
All about oh yeah, and then by the way, she
was never super fat, but like she sang a song
as if she was morbidly obees and then she would
have super morbidly obese people actually in the video dancing
around like I'm proud to be fat.

Speaker 3 (01:52:05):
And then now she's on ozepic and weighs.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Thirteen pounds, and now all of a sudden, we don't
remember that she was once all about that base.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
There is no base.

Speaker 2 (01:52:13):
No, it's no trouble. Trouble, Yeah, that's treble. So no,
she has I don't know that she has neither base
nor trouble. I don't think she has. She has no
base anymore. She know about she weighs fourteen pounds and
she's got some skin and bones.

Speaker 3 (01:52:26):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:26):
So anyway, all that to tell you that Sidney Sweeney
is still hot. And if you bitch about things that
Sidney Sweeney does that are hot, you're a jerk.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
You honestly, that magazine cover not that hot. It wasn't
you didn't see anything.

Speaker 2 (01:52:37):
It was like it was stupid, like she was hotter
when she was getting it on, and that Handmaid's Tale
would hit out Handmate's Housemaid, Housemaid whatever, whatever the hell
the movie's called. There's gonna be a sequel, so you
better go see the first one. And we got more
rock coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:52:52):
This is the Josh Innish Show on one Oho six
point seven double LLZ Detroit Sweels Sabbath.

Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
I thought want a six point seven Dtroit's Wheels. I
don't know why I just dock that one. I just
turned myself into the d Detroit's Wheels. I miss him
so much that sometimes I become him. It's like face
off in some weird way. I'll be going to J. C.
Penny and taking pictures in the home section just so
I can feel like I really am him. It's poison

(01:53:20):
now Auto six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh and a Show,
Josh and James about to get out of here. We
appreciate you guys though you've been wonderful. We appreciate you
guys who check out the podcast as well. I don't
know if you guys knew this, but you can listen
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All you have to do is just go wherever you
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the free iart radio app Spotify Tunes, and you can
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Speaker 1 (01:53:46):
And it is a show. It's a rip roaring little
show for everybody who's upset that we played too much.

Speaker 3 (01:53:50):
Music.

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
Is the music, Hey, Bota bang, there you go, bot
a bang, you get it music and commercial free. Just
make sure you download the podcast everywhere you get your podcast,
and we would appreciate that. That would be lovely. All right,
So I guess we're getting out of here. Why not
another day down? Yeah, another day, another one in the
can as they say, Laura is coming up next, and

(01:54:12):
Laura is going to play some more rock and roll
and thrill you with witticisms and other things. So that
is coming up and we will see you Manyana

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
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