Do You Know Anyone Named Dick?

The Tigers lost again and for the first time since April they aren't in first place.

The positive news? They are in the Wild Card. Yay.

Do you know anyone younger than 73 named Dick?

Some folks won $500k on a Detroit Lions scratcher.

What is Irritable Male Syndrome?

Episode Transcript

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All right, Welcome in six nine. It's the Josh Innis Show.
I Am Josh. What's happening? They did it again? They
did it again, and.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
The collapse.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Is officially complete, but the story hasn't totally been written.
Tigers lose last night, four games to go, one game back,
but hey, the Houston Astros sucks so bad as well.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
We're still in the playoffs.

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Ah final game of the three game set today in Cleveland.
But I was kind of told I talked too much
about the Tigers yesterday, so I have to find other
things to talk about.

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Program director Casey told me, I.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Talk too much about the Tigers, so I have to
find random other things to discuss.

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So we will limit our.

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Discussion of the Tigers to sports, which comes up here
in just a little bit. We have got these tickets
to give away to Brew and Fall Festival.

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And other things.

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Like Jimmy Kimmel's return to TV and some old folks
here locally winning the lottery. We got lots to get
into today, but before we get to sports, one of

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those six point seven Detroits Wheels, Pink Floyd Josh Hana
show what's up? Oh Sports? Last night the Tigers lost
five to one. They are now a game out of
first place in the Central and well they've just lost
like eight in a row. They're terrible, but there is
good news. The good news is the Astros also suck

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almost more, slightly less over the last month or so,
but they suck just enough lately to fall out of
the wild Card. They have been overtaken by Seattle in
the West. Seattle has won the West and the Astros
are just sort of, you know, hanging out.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
They just lost again.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
They have gotten bludgeoned two nights in a row by
wherever the hell the A's play Sacramento, the Sacramento A's
of Las Vegas or the Las Vegas As of Sacramento,
I don't know, but another loss for the Astros. So
currently the Tigers are in the wild Card by one game. Boy,

(02:57):
that would be an exciting end of the season. Back
into the wild Card because the Astros suck just a little.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Bit more than you do. What a time it would be.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
They play again today, still no pitcher announced, which means
you're probably getting a bullpen game, which means we are
getting the excitement of pitching chaos. Speaking of games, three
to one, it's not over last night, and they bring
in Montero, at which point they're like, we give up.
It's three to one. Usually Montero comes in when they're

(03:30):
down twenty, but not this time. Montero's like, nope, I'm
coming in in a big spot and all he does is.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Loads the bases.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
But maybe you get pitching chaos tonight. Wouldn't that be exciting?
Pitching chaos everyone's favorite. Other things going on, the Tigers continue,
or well, they continue to suck. The Lions continue to
prepare for the Browns, who come to town one o'clock
kickoff on Sunday. The Browns, of course, coming off a
shocking victory. I think it's fair to call a shocking

(04:00):
victory over green Bay. Green Bay was up the whole game.
It's a ten to dohing game. Brown's rally late and
they end up winning. They win despite the fact that
Joe Flacco averaged like three yards a past. They are
not good. They're defense little salty, but they're not very good.
It's interesting, though, because you got the Lions, both teams
coming off of victories that I won't say we're shocking victories,

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Like I don't think the Lions winning was shocking. Brown's
winning with shocking, Lions winning not shocking, but both coming
off of big emotional wins. But I viewed this as
a good spot for the Lions because the Browns are
not a good team, and when a good team's coming
off of victory over a good team that they didn't expect,
let down spot potential there. I think the Lions are
gonna roll this weekend, but they continue to prepare for

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that one.

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And that was sports. And I've got more.

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Rock and roll, and I've got tickets and I've got
lottery stories. I was told I need to have more stuff,
So I've got stuff today, lottery stories, I've got Whitmer stories,
I've got irritable male syndrome stories. I've got I got
Jimmy Kimmel's story. Not a lot of sports stories because

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I talked about that too much. But I got stories
and we'll get to all those coming up.

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coming up, here's what we got big seven o'clock hour.
We'll get you the latest on sports. We'll do sports
at the top of the hour there, maybe closer to
about ten after all right, we'll do sports. The Lions
they get ready to take on the Browns. The Tigers
continue to collapse. But the good news is the Astros

(05:46):
are also collapsing. So we might just back into the
wild card after being up fifteen and a half games
like two months ago. But we'll have that coming up
for you. In sports, we got local lottery winners. We
have got Gretchen Whitmer stuff, as Gretchen Whitmer says, no,
we do not need your national guard. Jimmy Kimmel scores

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got a bunch of stuff to get into. As I
have been challenged to talk about things other than sports.
So if you're into things other than sports, the good
news is I have been challenged and we are going
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We're just a little south to seven o'clock and it
is the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Welcome in Detroit.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Ter's we will get to sports here in about ten
minutes give or take, maybe a little less actually, so
stick around for that. Feels like it's officially Lions season now,
although Tigers are still in the playoffs as it stands today.

(07:16):
Speaking of the Lions, I saw that a couple en
Blanchard won five hundred thousand dollars on the Michigan Lottery
Detroit Lions scratch off for We're down the Field. Seventy
four year old man from Isabelle County bought his winning

(07:37):
ticket at the GCK Oil Inc. At two oh six
Main Street and Blanchard, which is southwest of Mount Pleasant.
I went to the store to buy a powerball ticket,
and my wife told me to get a few Detroit
Lions tickets while I was there. I scratched the tickets
the next morning, and when I saw the five hundred

(07:58):
thousand dollars prize, I said to my wife, looks.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Like we're going to Lansing.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I enjoyed just the subtlety of that, looks like we're
going to Lansing. I think about people that win money
on scratch offs and stuff, and I think about my grandma,
who played lottery for every day of her life. Any
dollar she had was spent playing bingo or lottery. Any
dollar my dad sent me to visit her with went
to her lottery and her bingo. I'd show up at

(08:27):
my grandma's house like for summer. She lived in Missouri,
and I'd go visit for a couple of weeks and
my dad would send me up there. And this is
my mom's mom, Grandma Edna, who's wonderful miss She rest
in power rest in power ball. Grandma Edna walka waka,
but she played lottery, and she had all of her
little lottery strategies, and she had a little wheel that

(08:47):
would show her what the pick three numbers would be,
and she'd call her friend. Mary was her friend's name,
and her friend Mary had to have weighed like seventy
five pounds, and she was in a wheelchair and she
was on an oxygen chair at which made it odd
that she was always smoking.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
And they would talk on the phone with.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Each other about what the powerball and pick three numbers
would be. That was like their dynamic. And my grandma
won occasionally, like she'd win like ten grand on a
scratch off here and there a pick three.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
One day, I showed up at her house and she had.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
A gumball machine, Like, how'd you get a gumball machine?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Hell Suna want.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
It on a scratch off. But I see these stories
and I'm like, my grandma was owed one of these
five hundred thousand dollars wins on a scratch off. Quote.
When I told her how much we'd won, she thought
she was going to pass out.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
We were both dumbfounded.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
The shock hasn't worn off yet, so we still can't
think straight. But what we do know is that the
prize is going to be life changing for us. It
also must suck to win the lottery when you're seventy
four that's like some Alanis Morisset type stuff. Almost, it's
almost a Lanis Morisset type irony. But I guess if
you're seventy four and you win the lottery, you have

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less of a chance of becoming one of those degenerates
that gambles all the money away or builds a demolition
derby in the backyard and loses all the money, or
gets hooked on heroin or something like those stories you
hear about people who win the lottery and their lives
are like fine, they're kind of normal. Then they win
the lottery and then they become like drug addicts and
they buy a mansion that gets foreclosed on, and they like,

(10:22):
they spend money on ridiculous things like hey like Van
Halen played our backyard, like those kind of things, and
then they end up broke. That said, I think I'd
like to win the lottery.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
What a rush.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
That must be five hundred thous I don't know how
much they'll collect after half of that, maybe two thirds
of that, sixty percent of that, but still see. And
that's the difference between the Lions and the Tigers. The
Lions give you victory on the field, and then the
Lions give you five hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
In scratch off winnings. Tigers don't do that.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Speaking of the Tigers, we'll get to all those details
on the last nights l unimpressive l We'll.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
Get to that.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
In sports, we got Jimmy Kimmel his big ratings. We
got Gretchen Whitmer talking about the National Guard.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
I was challenged to talk about things other than sports by.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
One of those six point seven Detroit's wheels Joshna show.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
What's happening?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
So the Tigers lost again last night for the first
time since April.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
They are out of first place.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Since April, the first time since April. Make sure you
heard that right, the first time since April. The Tigers
are not in first place in the Al Central. The
guard Indians are one game up. They still have one
to play today, but the good news is we're looking
at a one game lead for the last wildcard spot.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Ghip beat.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I think people are kind of sick of aj Hinch
the vibe I'm getting, and I'm not a big believer
that baseball managers matter. I mean, look, guys got to
hit the ball, Guys got to catch the ball. This
isn't like football, where you know, a guy my have
his own philosophy or scheme or whatever. It's baseball. You
see it, you hit it, you catch it, you throw it.
And if guys aren't seeing it hit and catching it

(12:08):
and throwing it, then what are you going to do?
And maybe the public persona versus what he does behind
the scenes, obviously there are two different things. But I
feel like people want to get the vibe that aj
Hinch gives a damn and is angry, and like people
want to see something thrown or like a pounding of
a table, or like an occasional curse word that has

(12:31):
to be bleeped on a press conference or something, just
to get the vibe that maybe you care. And I'm
sure he does and that's not his way of doing things,
but maybe you kind of have to do something that's
performative just so that people kind of get the idea
that we're on the same page here that this is unacceptable.
Like I think people are tired of hearing like, well,

(12:52):
we don't really know, and look, we control our own destiny. Well,
now you don't control your own destiny for the division.
I guess you technically control your own destiny for the
wild card. But at this point people are just sick
of hearing it, and they want to see you react
in some way that's at least somewhat on par with
how they react watching a team that was fifteen and
a half games up in July. Now blow the lead officially,

(13:19):
and I get it.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
You don't have the answers.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
But do something, say something, get loud, get angry. Sometimes
it has to be performative. Now you hear all the
stories about sometimes a baseball manager gets thrown out just
to get the guys going.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
Go get thrown out.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
I mean, obviously your presence in the dugout hasn't meant
much for the last two months.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
So get thrown out.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Do something, get the people going, get the team going.
You got four games left to save your season and
maybe your career. I don't believe you'll get fired, but
somebody's head, you would assume, would have to roll for
blowing the biggest division lead in history, especially if you
don't make the playoffs at all, and the way.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
It's shaping up.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
If you make it to the playoffs is the last
wild card. Say you lose there and don't get any
home playoff games. That's revenue they're losing from games that
they thought were going to be locked in.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
A month ago, three weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
People just want you to get angry and they want
you to feel or they want to feel like you
feel like they do, and instead you're just kind of
a zombie, and that's turning people off. Now. Quite the
opposite is the Lions. Dan Campbell is not a zombie.
We enjoy Dan Campbell, as we talked about yesterday. He

(14:42):
makes you believe you can beat anybody. Aj Hinch makes
you feel like like nothing.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
It is bland.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
You feel nothing when you hear aj Hinch. Dan Campbell
makes you feel like you could beat the eighty five
Bears and a bunch of bums like me, and you
can line up against the eighty five Bears and run
the ball. That's what he does. That's his leadership. Aj
Hinch doesn't feel that way. But speaking of the Lions,
they're getting ready for the Browns. The Browns who upset

(15:09):
the Packers this weekend. This past weekend. One of the
reasons why the Lions were able to go to Baltimore
and get a big w is the offensive line that
a lot of people had questions about held up really
strong and my man Jared Goff, feels like they've been
doing their job.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Yeah, they really did.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
And it's two weeks in a row now they've done that,
and another tall test for them this week, and I'm
excited to see them come out and do it again.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Revity is Levity, my friend, and that is sports.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
On the Josh Tennis Show, we do have those tickets.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
We gotta get away later, Crew and Fall Festival at
Jimmy John's Field in Utica.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
That's October fourth, So we got to get you those tickets.
I know I promised you a non sports story, but
I saw this letter in the Free Press and it
made me. I don't know, I was tickled by it.
And it's about the Lions, or rather the Tigers. It's
a letter to the paper and I will read this

(16:12):
to you. I am sorry, but I just cannot take
it any longer. I have to vent to someone. I
have been a Tigers fan for seventy three years, and
in all that time, I have never seen such a
poorly performing team, which I find hard to believe. Considering

(16:33):
that if you're I guess you're a seventy three year
Tiger fan, I'm fairly certain you've seen some really bad
baseball teams no offense, But you've actually seen some of
the worst baseball teams in history, so I don't believe
that this would be the worst you've ever seen. But hey,
I can't argue with your opinion and your feelings, so
I won't no offense, no defense, no pitching, et cetera,

(16:58):
et cetera. My hero, al Kline is rolling over in
his grave. Now he's got a whole list of suggestions. Okay,
this is good. My man's got suggestions. First of all,
before we get into the idea of his suggestions, I
like this thought that al Kline is rolling over in

(17:19):
his grave. I like the idea that anybody is rolling
over in their grave. The concept of someone being dead
and focusing on something like the Tigers makes me laugh. Like,
let's assume that al Caline is rolling over in his grave,
but let's operate in the world that like, al Kline
is in heaven, and I don't know what heaven looks like.
I have no clue. I don't know what heaven is.

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Everybody's got their own idea, and kind of the the
idea of heaven that we see in movies with like
pearly gates and clouds and angels and Saint Peter and
all the other stuff that we see when we see
heaven in a movie. I find it hard to believe
that al Kline, assuming he's in Heaven, getting to heaven
things is like turning on the fan Duel broadcast on

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a Wednesday and watching the Tigers take on the guard Indians.
I doubt that, Like I don't know, Like, maybe heaven
is whatever you want it to be. So maybe al
Kline is surrounded by hot dames and all the most
beautiful dogs in the world and the delicious treats and
cigars and everything you can ever want. Whatever your version
of heaven is, whatever makes you happy, Maybe that's what

(18:26):
heaven is. But I seriously doubt that if al Kline
is in Heaven and the glorious afterlife of heaven.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
He's like God. I gotta see what Benetti's up to
on the broadcast tonight.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
But anyway, back to the suggestion of this person who
wrote this letter, trade Trek Scooble to a contender so
he can enjoy some chance to win fire hench trade
or do not renew the contracts for Spencer Torkulsen, Riley Green,
Carrie Carpenter Park or Meadows or hell. Just get rid

(19:02):
of them all, start over. They are a disgrace to
professional baseball. Signed Dick Contrell. Dick Contrell sounds like the
name of somebody who is like a nineteen fifties pitcher
for the Indians, doesn't he Like, Ah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
That was old left hander Dick Contrell.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
They call them jelly legs. That's old Dick jelly legs control.
Speaking of Dicks, do you know any young people that
are named Dick?

Speaker 4 (19:29):
What is the youngest Dick you know?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Please get involved eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven, or you can text text the word
Josh in your message to five nine to five seven zero.
There are just certain names that young people don't have.
When's the last time you've seen a young Dick?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Legit question, like when have you met someone like you've
gone to like a school or you've watched like a
high school football game, and it's like PA announcers like
then yo, Dick control on the carry pick up of
two second down and eight for the Vikings, Like when
do you ever hear that I need to know this.
I need to know the age of the youngest Dick

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you've seen lately. Eight seven seven, nine, eight eight one
oh six seven. Have you met a young Dick eight
seven seven, nine eight eight one oh six seven or talking,
I'm assuming that Richard. I'm assuming that's a Richard. I'm
assuming that, Like his birth certificate just doesn't say Dick Contrell,
his name would have to be Richard Contrell aka Dick. Also,

(20:32):
and I've never understood this, how did people name Richard
end up with the nickname Dick? How did that come about?
It's a legit question, like or like people named James,
how do they become Jim? Who decided that? Who decided
one day?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Like?

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Oh, that's Richard, we call him Dick? All right?

Speaker 3 (20:51):
So eight seven seven, nine eight eight one oh six seven.
Of course you can also text. Text is probably a
good way to get involved talking about the young dicks
you've seen.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
So here's what I need.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Text the word Josh in your message to five nine
five seven zero. I am talking about people named Richard.
This is a legitimate discussion. I'm not trying to.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
Be tittilating in any way.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
But this guy who wrote this very angry letter in
which he says that basically everybody associated with the Tigers
has to go because al Kline is rolling over in
his grave. Do you know anyone named Dick under the
age of like sixty? Have you seen any dis younger
than sixty? Text the word Josh and your message to

(21:34):
five nine five seven zero. I need the age of
the youngest Dick you've.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Met or seen. Text the word Josh and your.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Text the word Josh. Text the word Josh and your
and your dicks to five nine five seven zero. Someone
named Richard, a young person you have met that is
named Richard or maybe their birth certificate, says Dick. I'm

(22:10):
not trying to be titillating here. That is not my intention.
Do you know a young person named Dick?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Text the word Josh in your message to five nine
five seven zero. All right, so Jimmy Kimmel had a
lot of viewers on his return to the airwaves. We'll
talk about that. Gretchen Whitmer says, no to the National Guard,
we'll do that. And reptiles in people's yards here in Michigan.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
We'll get into that as well. We are loaded. It's
the Josh and.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
His show Josh one of six point seven Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
That's incubus. I'm Josh, what's going on? How are you so?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
A couple of nights ago, Jimmy Kimmel made his return
to television and the ratings around and it was a
rousing success. Six point three million people tuned in to
see Jimmy Kimmel's monologue.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
Six point three million.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
That is the most watched regularly scheduled episode in the
show's history, Variety reports. And I'm seeing all of these
people of a certain political persuasion.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Say, oh, look at that. It shows our power, and
look at those numbers, and.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
They get great, here's the reality of that. This is
just reality.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
People are addicted to drama. And that was the biggest
news story of the last what week? The biggest news
story of the last week is Jimmy Kimmel. He returns
to television.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Drama.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
People are addicted to drama, right, so of course people
are going to tune into that and see the dude
never gets those kind of numbers, and he will never
get those kind of numbers again. Those numbers don't prove
anything other than curiosity and people being into the drama.
That's all it is. It's politics, it's drama. It's a
bunch of people of a certain political persuasion wanting to

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act like their d is bigger than everybody else, improve
how big their audience is by tuning in for it.
The other side of things, tuned in to be angry
about it. I don't know what his ratings were on Wednesday,
but I will guess they're probably half, if not eighty
percent off from that number, and then by some time
next week they'll be right back to where they were.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
This is not a knock on Kimmel.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
This is a knock on people who act like this
is a big deal and that it's shocking. Did you
not think that that was going to have big ratings.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Of course it was going to have big ratings.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
People are addicted to drama. But come next week when
it's Hey, our musical guest is Arcade Fire and joining
us is Chris Pratt, no one's going to tune in
like they did before. And you see it everywhere and everything.
This is not just an anti Jimmy Kimmel thing. I
don't think the guy should have been fired or anything
like that. I'm not some huge anti Jimmy Kimmel guy.

(24:49):
Although I don't find him all that funny and I
don't watch his show, I don't think the guy should
have been fired. That's not how I operate. I wouldn't
have cared if he did. To be very clear, I
wouldn't have cared if he had gotten fired, only because
I have been fired for things I've said before, and
I don't remember any of these certain political persuasion people
rushing to Josh Jennison's defense. They just had their pitchforks

(25:11):
out and they're like, this guy needs to be fired.
But all of a sudden, the rich Dick on TV
might be canceled. It's like, oh my god, freedom of staeche,
freedom of speech.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
We've got to stop.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
The same people that were shoving needles and you're ass
during the covids are now telling you about liberties and freedoms.
The same people who feel like you shouldn't have gotten
medical care because of the covids if you didn't have
a vaccine, they're talking about freedoms.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Hi, Josh, you gotta stop. It's time to stop. Josh.
Now look what you've done.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Casey tells you to talk about the Jimmy Kimmel story
and all of a sudden, you're Dallas Jones. But no,
those numbers are not real and they will not sustain.
That is the way things go. When you look at
six point three million people, that's like onek billion times
the people that normally watch those kind of programs, and

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they'll tune in for it for one night curiosity. They'll
be anger on one side, there'll be victory on the other,
and then sometime next week we're all gonna go back
to our normal lives and Jimmy Kimmel will be unwatched
by most people, and no one's going to think anything
he does is impactful. He was just the vessel in
this instance, just like Cracker Barrel was the vessel a
couple of weeks ago for a certain group of political

(26:25):
people to get all worked up and say, oh my god,
let's cancel Cracker Barrel until they go back to putting
weird old people crap on the walls.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
It's the same thing. It's just the vessel.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Jimmy Kimmel is the vessel in this instance, and then
people are gonna lose interest Cracker. You ever hear anything
about Cracker Barrel anymore?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
For two weeks.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
That's all you heard about was cracker Barrel. Oh they've
ruined cracker Barrel. All those same people that bitched about
ruining cracker Barrel. I wonder how many of those people
are actually going to cracker Barrel. Probably not many of them.
Cracker Barrel was the vessel. Jimmy Kimmel is the vessel,
so good for him. Six million people watched great. I

(27:05):
bet on Wednesday a third of that watched, and then
come next week it'll be almost all of the bump
he got from that's over.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
That's just common that happens in anything where there's drama, sad.
One of those sixth White seven Detroit's wheels Josh in
his show Hello, that is warrant Warrent is a great
band that doesn't get enough love. That song actually was
written out of spite. A lot of like the biggest
hits these guys right that we all remember in love

(27:35):
written out of SPIKEE. I believe that the story was
and this was about. This was from the Cherry Pie album.
They needed a hit. The record labels like listen, we
appreciate that you got all these songs, but we need
to hit.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
We need something that we can pump out there and
put on the radio.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
And that album had like Uncle Tom's Cabin, I saw
Red like it had some good songs, but when you
really think about it, it didn't have like a big
radio sounding hit, like blind Faith is a good Warren song,
but it wasn't like a big radio hitter. Didn't sound
like a big radio hit. So they're like, get your
ass in there and write us a hit. And then
Jenny Lane comes out and writes this big hit hates
the song. Speaking of Jennie Lane, the way he died

(28:15):
is depressing. Like this guy was out slaying ass. He's
part of a big rock band. All this stuff dies
of alcohol, poisoning and a comfort in in the two thousands,
like twenty ten or something like that, talk about depressing.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
But I'm not here to depress you this morning.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I'm here to bring you uplifting messages of hope and faith.
That's why we're not talking a lot about sports.

Speaker 4 (28:39):
Today because there's not a lot of hope and faith.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
That said, I will say, I will.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Tell you this that we've gotten some text from.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
People about the youngest dick they've ever met. Now, this
comes from a topic from earlier today when we read
a letter to the paper from some gentleman named Dick
Cottrell who's been watching the Tigers for seventy three years
and this is the worst team he's ever seen, which
again is hard to believe. But Dick Contrell, who's been
watching for seventy three years, which means he's at least

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seventy three years of age.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
He's at least seventy three.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
And usually when people say I've been watching for seventy
three years, that's just how long they've been alive, which
obviously is not true. You haven't been watching the Tiger
since you were an infant. You don't remember that, But
that's fine. But do you know any young people named Dick?
This text says, I know a couple of guys named
rich or Richard in their late thirties or early forties,
but none go by Dick.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Thank you, Fred of the Jis Army.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
I know a couple of guys named rich Richard Armitage
fifty forty. You go by Dick Armitage. What if the
young Richard is kind of a large guy? What does
that mean? Well?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
I think you know what that means.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Friend, I have two friends named Richard one is fluffy
and one is skinny.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
We call them Big Dick and Little Dick.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Both are thirty seven years old, So like, thirty seven
years old is the youngest dick we've heard about today.
If you know a younger dick than thirty seven, please
text the word Josh in your message to five nine
five seven zero. Text the word Josh and your dick's
to five nine five seven zero.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
That's people named.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Richard that are younger than seventy three years of age
or in this case, younger than thirty seven. Do you
know a dick that is younger than thirty seven years
of age. To the discussion of Jimmy Kimmel, Josh sounds
a little butt hurt. He can't get that type of attention.
You said, nobody watches Kimmel, but he averages over one
point one million viewers, hence his existence.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
By the way, I don't watch me.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh. I don't like the idea that someone's butt hurt.
Like I'm not on the same level as that guy.
That's a dumb argument. I'm aware that I don't have
one point one million viewers or anything like that, but
when people come at you with all this guy's got
six million people watching. Yeah, it's a fake. It's people
that are tuned in for drama. But in no way
do I look at someone who's on TV and compare
myself to them in terms of the audience they have.

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But one point one million viewers is a paltering number
compared to what television numbers used to be for those
particular jobs.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
That's all. I am not butt heard over anything.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
That's the thing that's funny is when you have any
passion about anything and you go off on something, Oh,
somebody's buttered. Well no, somebody just has a passionate take
on something. Josh, even Joe Rogan is calling the president
and all the writings he says are crazy. And that's
coming from a dude who supports Reva whatever. Like again,
that's fine. I never said cancel free speech. All I'm

(31:41):
saying is all these whackos that are now in favor
of free speech are not in favor of it whenever it.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Goes the other way, And that goes for both sides.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
By the way, everybody loves to stroke themselves about free
speech until someone says something they don't like, and then
they want them all fired from their jobs. And by
the way that goes from both sides, and that friends,
but it's more noticeable when there's a party of people
who try to get Joe Rogandy platformed, and when people
are forcing you to take back jeans and people are
saying you can't.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Go back to work unless you're back.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Say all those people, the people that wanted you to
stay in your house and had malicious marching down the streets,
and you're town to keep you in your house. When
those people are saying wait to eat freedoms, well it
rings a little.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Bit more hollow, right, at least the other side of things.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Their whole thing has always been preaching freedom, even though
they've tried to muzzle people too. Now I've gone down
a wormhole. And this is all because I brought up
Jimmy Kimmel, who had six point three million viewers in
his return, and he will not have six point three Look.
I used to really dig the dude. I thought he

(32:44):
was funny, but I just don't find him funny anymore.
And it has nothing to do with anything he said about
assassinations or anything else. I just don't think he's funny
and I don't care. Like, Oh, freedom of speech like great,
but keep that same energy both of you sides, by
the way, keep that same energy when it's for someone

(33:04):
you disagree with. When it's someone you just or agree with,
it's easy.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
To say friendomitch still muzzle people.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
It's a lot harder to say it when you disagree
with someone. And we're in this canceled culture universe where
everybody wants to take everybody out.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Just remember that.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
It appears that baby boomers spend a lot of time
on their phones.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
We'll talk about that. It makes sense.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
What age your baby boomers are baby boomers like in
their sixties? Now, that makes sense. Old people love to
be on their phones. They're big doom scrollers are older people.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
We'll get into that.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
If you want to text, text the word Josh and
your message five nine five seven zero.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
What is the youngest Dick? Who is the youngest dick?
You know?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Someone named Richard? Maybe their name's actually Dick. Maybe their
name is Dicky. I don't know, but I need your
texts about the youngest dicks you know? Do you know
a dick that's younger than thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
Years of age?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Currently the leader in the Dick clubhouse is thirty seven
years of age. For the youngest dick out there. Do
you know a dick younger than thirty seven? Someone named
Richard that is younger than thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
We'll do that. We'll do sports. We got Gretchen Whiper, we.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Got alligator's crocodiles there the same damn thing all that's
coming up on the Josh Innis Show.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
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Speaker 1 (34:22):
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Speaker 1 (34:32):
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Speaker 4 (34:38):
All right, welcome in.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Everybody regrets to Steve he got those Brew and Fall
festival tickets.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
You did it? Pal saw this story.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
There was a South American crocodile that was found in
Bay County on Tuesday. In Hampton Township, it was discovered
that there was a crocodile. The Hampton Township Public Safety
Department received a call regarding a possible alligator siding in

(35:17):
someone's front yard. First responder said they found a young
three foot American crocodile relaxing under an apple tree second
own shado the apple tree. The American crocodile is an
endangered species that can grow up to sixteen feet long,

(35:37):
native to South America, Cuba, Jamaica, Mexico, and southern Florida.
It's pretty wild that there is an American crocodile up
here in Michigan.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
That's interesting.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
That sounds like some sort of Sci Fi Channel movie
like Michigan or Crocodile.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
And then they took him to the zoo, so now
I get to live at the zoo. That's gotta suck. Actually, Like,
you're free. I don't know how you got up here,
but you're free. You're running free, You're a crocodile. Life
is good. You're hanging out under a tree.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Not bothering anybody, just doing crocodile stuff, chilling. Some pig
comes and picks you up, takes you to the clink
aka the zoo, and now you're stuck at the zoo. Now,
on one hand, though, you're stuck at the zoo, but
like you get you know, three meals, you get three
hots and a cot, right, so that's good. But on

(36:32):
the other hand, you don't have that freedom. But maybe
some crocodiles don't want that freedom. For some freedom is
just another word for nothing left to lose, you see,
maybe you're just you know, like I don't know. I
always wonder this about animals who are in the zoo.
Do they like being in the zoo or would they
rather be free? Or how many of them even know
what freedom is like? Like do you think animals in

(36:54):
the zoo communicate with like some animal that was in
the wild and then get stuck in the zoo, and
then the animal that was in the wild shares with
all these captive animals what life is like on the outside,
and they're like, I gotta get out, like it's shawshank
or something.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Do you think they think these things in the zoo?

Speaker 3 (37:08):
What are the conversations between animals in the zoo and
what happens when the animal in the zoo talks to
the animal who actually got to taste freedom for a while,
Like this crocodile is going to tell other crocodiles at
the zoo, assuming they have any, and other reptiles what
it's like to be out in Bay County hanging out
under a tree, and they're like what. You don't have
some handler force feeding you raw meat all the time.

(37:32):
You don't have people googling you at the zoo. I
was in the show for twenty one days once best
twenty one days of my life. These are the things
I think about when you sit here and you you
kind of drive yourself crazy sitting in a box and
you're the only person in this box, and then you
drive yourself crazy like Jack Nicholson in the Shining and

(37:54):
then you start to think of things like what happens
when alligators talk with other alligators at the zoo. These
are the things I think about. One oh six point
seven Detroit's wheels. That is losing my religion. That is R. E. M.
And I am josh Hi. So the Tigers lost again

(38:14):
last night. They continue to slip slide away out of
the playoff picture, although they're in the playoffs if the
season ended today, I feel like the vibe from the
fan base though, is that like it'd.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Be embarrassing to get in as the wild card, which
they may.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
They may back in because the Astros lost again last night.
I believe the Astros have been outscored eleven to one
the last two nights against the A's with everything on
the line. For the Astros, they've gotten pummeled by the Athletics,
so at.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Least there's that. Thank you Houston. Of course, if the.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Tigers win today, though they are tied for first with
three games to go, they have to go to Boston,
and Boston I believe it's still playing for something, so
that's not good. I mean, the Tigers have been playing
for something for weeks and that hasn't helped them, so
who knows.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
You never know what can happen. Looks like it's gonna
be pitching.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Chaos today if you're into such things, because there's no
starting pitcher now, so at least last I saw, I
have not seen a starting pitcher for today's game. I
think it's gonna be a bullpen game, and boy, that's
gonna be something.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Yep, So bullpen game.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Dig it suck a Lions getting ready for the Browns.
I think this is gonna be another beat down from
the Lions. I think the Lions are gonna kick their
ass because the Lions are a legit Super Bowl contender
and the Browns are dreadful Defensively. The Browns are okay offensively,
they're a mess. They threw for like three yards a
pass against the Packers. That was a victory that should

(39:38):
have never happened. I usually like to go against teams
when they're in situations like that where they win a
game they had no business winning, and that is one
of those.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
So I think we're gonna beat the hell out of them. Tonight.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
We get football on television, though sort of it's on Prime,
So if you don't have Amazon Prime, then I don't
know what to tell you. You know, we just find it
on the radio somewhere. But the Seahawks take on the Cardinals.
The Seahawks are a point and a half fav at Arizona.
I still don't buy Arizona. There are two wins where
against two of the worst teams in the league. They
blew a game to a backup quarterback last week in
San Francisco. I might ride with the Seahawks on that

(40:11):
one tonight minus one and a half. I think the
Seahawks have a chance to pull that one out. And
there you go. That is sports. Also update, we still
have not been able to confirm whether or not Al
Kline is rolling over in his grave. As Dick Contrell
mentioned in the paper, this gentleman who wrote a letter
to the newspaper who said alk Line is rolling over

(40:32):
in his grave.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
We are talking with our sources.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
We are efforting right now info on al Kline and
his status in his grave. So we'll keep you updated
if anything comes about want us six point seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Hey, Stevie Nicks Josh in his show.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
If you want to get in on the phone, you can.
I don't know if you want to or not, but
you can feel free to call eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven if you'd like to talk,
we can do that. Baby Boomers are people defined as
those born from nineteen forty six to nineteen sixty four.
So how old would you be if you were born

(41:09):
in nineteen sixty four, like sixty one? Is that the
oldest baby or the youngest baby boomer would be sixty one?
I ask because there's a story about baby boomers and
their screen time. According to a new survey, forty five
percent of baby boomers admit to spending too much time
on their devices, with seventeen percent say they feel addicted. Well,

(41:29):
probably if you're some sixty one year old Jimoke, you're
probably all over Facebook falling for onion stories. Just like
with younger generations, older adults are also drawn in by
the social media news and entertainment right at their fingertips.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
But the baby boomers are probably.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Also drawn in by the allure of thinking that they're
in a romantic relationship with Neil Diamond, only to find
out that their life savings has been bled dry because
they spent all of their money on Amazon gift cards
that they sent to Neil Diamond, who it turns out,
is not Neil Diamond. So what's the oldest you can

(42:07):
be if you're a baby boomer. I guess that'd be
about eighty. Yeah, that'd be about eighty years old, would
be the oldest. So between the ages of eighty and
sixty ish are baby boomers. Eighty year old people should
not be on phones, and they should not be on
social media unless they passed a really strict test, Like

(42:27):
Sammy Hagar is what seventy seven, seventy eight something like that,
But Sammy Agar is young and spry and like he
can be on social media. I need you to pass
a social media phone internet test if you are a
baby boomer, Sorry boomer, I'm not against you.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I like you.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
A lot of you have wisdom, but you should have
to pass a test. That's the same thing for being
able to drive and everything else. You should have to
pass a test to be allowed. And I feel the
same way about people who are under the age of sixteen,
maybe even younger than that, to pass a test to
be able to be on the internet.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
The Internet is a dangerous place.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Your phone is a dangerous weapon, and there are people
out there trying to scam you in you're not really
doing much to stop them when you fall for the
things you fall for. I remember I was sending you
the story the other day about how last year Joe
Elliott from def Leppard had to release a statement, a
video statement letting people know that he is not asking

(43:24):
people for money. Neil Diamond's Twitter his official Instagram. Rather,
in the bio, it says Neil will never DM you
or ask you for money. That means somebody sent money
to Neil Diamond. Like one day Neil Diamond like, Hey,
what's my cash app? I'm Kracklin' Rosie. That's at cracklin Underscore.

(43:49):
Rosie is my cash app. That's a fun one. What like,
do you think Neil Diamond has a cash app, and
what do you think like his name is?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
What would be a fun tag for?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Like I love thinking about dumb stuff like that, Like
what the song I'm at Shiloh?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Shiloh's a good song, by the way, Shiloh. When I
was young.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I used to call your name Shillo and always coming
at doby doode dood he.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
But I don't got the time. Sorry.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
All that to tell you that seventeen percent of boomers
feel they are addicted. My dad's addicted to his phone
and he's fifty nine. Actually, my dad's not a boomer.
How about that? So my dad's I think gonna turn
fifty nine this year? Is my dad gen x? I
guess my dad would be a gen x er?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I suppose.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
So my dad's not a boomer now I know. But
he's certainly addicted to his phone. He's on it all
the time.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
AnyWho.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
Also update, we have not confirmed whether or not al
Kline is in fact rolling over in his grave as
reported by Dick Control. Now it is very important. Dick
Contrell did not state that he believes that al Kline
is rolling over in his grave, and he doesn't think
he's rolling over in his grave, Dick Cottrell said, and

(45:10):
I quote my hero al Kline is rolling over in
his grave.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
We are efforting that right now.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
If you or anybody you know has any information about
the grave status of al Kline called unsolved mystery. This
is the Josh Nis Show on one oh six point
seven w LLZ one O six point seven, Detroit's Wheels
Josh in his show that's Sabbath. Hi, I am Josh
As if you didn't know that, it's the Joshness Show,
And I'm the one person here who would I be?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
Joe?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
So there are new words added to the dictionary. They
might still look at a dictionary. When's the last time
you picked up a hard copy of a dictionary? Did
you ever have a family that purchased all the Encyclopedia Britannica.
But like see talking about progress all the time, and
how like you know, technology has done so many great things.

(46:05):
You know who disagrees with that is those guys who
used to sell the Encyclopedia Britannica because they had a
captive audience at one point, How would you be able
to look up all the things you're able to look
up now? Before there were phones you or the internet
you would need the Encyclopedia Britannica.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Imagine what happened that day?

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Like they bring in like, you know, I don't know, Scott,
the guy that like is the number one seller of
Encyclopedia Britannica. And he sits him down and he's like, Scott,
you're going to have a seat.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
You want to see this. He like pulls him up
to a computer.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
He's like, what's this voodoo and he goes, well, watch
it's called the Internet, and any piece of information that
you can look up in the Encyclopedia Britannic can be
be found right here.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
He's like, oh, that's focus.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Everybody's always going to need the Encyclopedia Britannica. Everyone. He said, no, Scott,
I think that our days are numbered. We're going to
keep you out on the road, but I feel like
we're running out time. The clock is ticking, the sand
is running out of the hourglass, as it were.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
What do you think that guy does now? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Same thing for the people like that put out all
those time live CD collections that you'd always see the
commercials for.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Here, Like you'd be up at two in the morning
and they'd.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Be like Singers and Songwriters Collection, You'd be half asleep,
and like, these are the greatest five hundred songs from
singers and songwriters ever in one collection.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
It's the Time Life Collection.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
And oh, I'd see fire and I've seen rain and
like you're in the background and you're hearing like Carol
King and James Taylor. Then one day those things were
just completely obsolete.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
And that's no good.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
If you were the if you were Time Life, that
was no good. But anyway, some of the new words added.
Let's see some of these that have definitions. Terraflop. I
don't know what a terra flop is. A unit of
measure for calculating the speed of a computer. Okay, there's that.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Dumb phone has been added to the dictionary.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Dumb phones are just mobile devices we use before smartphone revolutions.
So like like a Nokia or is that is that
even earlier? Like like remember the original Razor was such
a great phone. It was a sexy, sleek little phone,
was the Razor. But everybody had the Nokia brick phone
where the only thing you could do is play snake.
See these kids today, they'll never know. There's things they'll

(48:29):
never understand they'll never understand what it was like to
have to turn non pornographic material into masturbatory material. And
they'll never understand what it was like to have to
play snake to pass the time. Ghost kitchen is uh
they are uh, which came into their own during the pandemic.
Are commercial spaces for hire. That's a ghost kitchen. Other words,

(48:53):
cold brew has now been added farm to table riz
dad bod hard pass adulting can culture? How has canceled culture?
And I've been in there already? Beast mode? Doom scroll,
I just doom scroll all day. I'm a doom scroller.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
AnyWho. That's new words added to the dictionary.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Over five thousand words added to the collegiate dictionary.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Do you still own a dictionary? Please let me know.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Text the word Josh in your message to five nine
five seven zero. And we are yet to find a
dick younger than thirty seven, of course, Dick Katrel. This
guy who wrote this letter to the paper stating that
al Kline is rolling over in his grave. He has
seventy three years at least. He's been watching the Tigers
for seventy three years, and this is the worst team
he's ever seen, which again hard to believe, but I

(49:44):
guess it is. Do you know it dick younger than
seventy three? We are looking for someone who knows it well,
actually thirty seven. We've seen dick's younger than seventy three.
Do you know a Richard, a Dick that is younger
than thirty seven? Please let us know. Text the word
Josh and your message to five nine to five seven zero.
It is the Joshennis Show. Glad you guys are with

(50:06):
us today. Hey, here's one for you. You know, it's
kind of fitting that we played that song because it
kind of fits into irritable male syndrome story reads. We
have reached peak get off my lawn culture with men
having tempered tantrums all over the place. Why is it
When men are angry, it's an issue and it's toxic,
But when women are angry, it's no problem. And anybody else,
when anybody other than like white dudes are angry, it's

(50:28):
totally okay and acceptable.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
White dude is angry at all. Boy.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Based on that comment, I may have irritable male syndrome
and I haven't even read the symptoms yet. I'm pre
diagnosing myself with irritable male syndrome.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
It is a real thing.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
According to this story, it does exist, and in the
two decades since it was coined, it's become accepted in
medical and psychological circles. So what are the symptoms of
irritable male syndrome and let's find out If you haven't
mood changes including irritability, lower motivation and feelings of depression,

(51:02):
cognitive changes like difficulty concentrating or memory lapses, low energy,
or fatigue. That it isn't explained by poor sleep alone.

Speaker 4 (51:12):
I have poor sleep.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
I sleep like two hours a night, reduce libido, and
fewer spontaneous erections. Well I just walk around with boners.
Well I have one right now. Loss of muscle mass
and strength despite regular exercise. I'm pretty ripped, So I
don't think I fall into that category. Increased body fat,
particularly around the mid section. Well mine's not increased. I've

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always been fat, friend, Thank you. Sleep disturbances including insomnia
or poor quality rest. If you have these symptoms, you
might have irritable male syndrome. That also sounds like the
symptoms of every single thing. But if you have that,
you might have irritable male syndrome. I don't know why

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we have to put like a category or a name
on this. You're just pissed off the world annoys you.
Maybe you're just annoyed things.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
You know.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
It is quite possible that I don't need a label
on me.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I am just someone who is easily annoyed by things.
I'm not irritable. I don't consider myself irritable. I am
reactionary to things, and I'm and I'm reactionary to things
because the world has made me this way. Because people
are annoying, and why don't we focus on them? Why
don't we focus on the annoying people. That's what we

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need to be doing. We need to be focusing on
the annoying people and give them some sort of psychological
label and do studies on them. If people weren't so
annoying and terrible, then I wouldn't be reacting to the
annoying and terrible people. Thus you wouldn't be putting a
label on me, like irritable male syndrome. Stop being annoying.
There's an idea. But if you think you have irritable

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male syndrome, go see a doctor, I guess, and tell him,
like who just walks up.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Here's my question. Who just gets spontaneous boners? Is that
a thing? Are you going to stand it around? You're like, ah,
hell look at that? Hello, friend.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Speaking of we're still trying to find a Richard that
is younger than thirty seven years of age. So if
you have somebody named Richard that's younger than thirty seven
years of age, please let us know. Now in your youth,
you may have gotten spontaneous erections from Cheryl Tigs who
had a very famous poster, like she had multiple famous posters,
Cheryl Tigs very famous?

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Was she one that was in a red bathing suit?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Was that a famous Yes, Cheryl Tigs had a very
famous red bathing suit poster which is one of the
highest selling posters ever. Why do I bring up Cheryl Tigs? Well,
today is Cheryl Tige's birthday. If you are interested in
such things, it is Cheryl Tige's birthday. How old is
miss Cheryl Tigs? You might be asking. This will make

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some of you feel really old. Cheryl Tigs is seventy
eight years of age, still alive. By the way, famous poster. Now,
let me ask you this, what poster did you have
on your wall when you were a young boy, like
that one key hot poster that you had. I had
like eleven Britney Spears posters on my wall and on
the ceiling because I was a horn dog. But what

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was the poster that you had or the multiple posters
you had on your wall. These kids today, I don't
think they understand the posters. Posters were a big deal.
You'd go to like Spencers or you go eat like
Walmart used to have a poster section now they don't.
But you'd go and you'd like get those big plastic
things and spin then spin them around until you found
a poster you wanted. Then like the hippie stoner people had,
like the black Light posters. I had the bay Watch

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poster as well. I had the Pam Anderson bay Watch
red bathing suit poster. I had like eleven Britney Spears posters.
I had a Christina Aguilera poster. I was a super
duper horn dog. But what about one oh six point
seven Detroit's wheels that is skid rob They're like rig D's.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Rigg D's in the morning skid rom.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Anyway, Josh had a show, So I don't know why
I'm all jacked up today. The caffeine must have hit
me hard at some point. I'm just like on a
non stop a fireball today. But I have been ordered
for management types to talk less about sports and talk
more about other things.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
So I said, fine, I will find a bunch of
things to talk about now.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
This person who text said they had a Daisy Duke
poster and Tracy Lard she had a Tracy Lord's poster.
So Tracy Lords, of course was in an erotic picture
called Tracy I Love You. And at one point I
want to say that she was underaged in that, so
I guess then posters came out after that.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Daisy Duke is Catherine Bach of course did not age well,
bless her heart, but that poster is hot. Cheryl Ladd.
I enjoyed this text, Eff and Cheryl Ladd boner time.
I'm looking at the Pam Anderson poster that I had
on my wall. I had the one where she's leaning
up against the truck and she's holding on to like

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the little life saber thing and she's lovely, lovely gal.
This Pam Anderson. I also had a couple of those
Britney spears posters from back in the day. But it's
funny because you combine those with like the dude posters
you had as well, so it's like, hey, here's Britney Spears,
you know, you know, looking hot, and then here's a

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here's a poster of like, you.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Know, Damn Yankees, because I did have a Damn Yankees poster.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
You know.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Another poster was a non chick poster, but it was
the one like the maxl like the like the audio
poster where the dude's sitting in the chair and there's
the big subwoofer in front of him.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
A lot of people had that one.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
So if you want to get yours in text, the
word josh and your message to five nine five seven
zero five nine five seven zero. That is the text
line text the word Josh anger poster. A lot of
fair faucets. The Cheryl t and it's her birthday. That's
why we were talking about this there. But this Cheryl

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Tige's pink bikini one solid. It was an SI cover
that was made into a poster solid. That's the classic. Yeah,
that's the classic right there. Chicks used to be hotter
in the seventies. I don't know why they did chicks
were hotter in the seventies.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
There's something about like, I don't know, I don't know.
I can't help you. I didn't live it, but like
Cheryl Tiegs smoking hot like you look at this post,
there's something about the quality of the gal in the seventies.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
It was just hotter. I can't exploit.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
All right, anyway, Josh Ennis show, we'll have more rock,
don't forget that.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Coming up on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
We've got our big, big bicycle to do the free
bikes for kids over at Woodward Corners at thirteenth in Woodward.
Bring a bike, Bring ten bikes, bring a whole truck
of bikes. If you like used bikes, they will refurbish them.
If you've got bikes that you think aren't good enough,
these are kind of Yankee bikes and I might just
throw them away. No, they might be able to salvage

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some of the parts. So make sure you come out
and see us on Saturday. We're there from nine until two,
and the whole gang's gonna be there. The whole Gang's
gonna be there, So come out and see us. We'll
be broadcasting live. There's gonna be food, there's gonna be music,
and come out. Let's get some bikes for some of
these kids. Great folks at free bikes for kids. And
we got more rock and roll coming up on Detroit's

(58:26):
We Call The Josh Innis

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Show now at eight