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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What a world, huh.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I got a lot coming up for you, by the way,
today we have your opportunity to win tickets to see
the Tigers, who, by.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
The way, pulled off a nice.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
W in New York last night to win that first
game of the series. We'll have that coming up for
you in sports momentarily, but we will have tickets to
see the Tigers take on the Brave September nineteenth. We
will have those tickets for you in the seven o'clock hour.
We got a lot to get into today.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Now. Every morning, at.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
This time, we like to kick things off with a
shot of adrenaline, something that gets your blood pumping, something
that wakes you up. Look, I get it. It sucks
to wake up this early. If you're waking up just now,
I'm jealous. I wake up at three point fifty every day.
I roll out of bed, I scratch my ass, I
brush my teeth, I throw on a T shirt, and
I drive in from Hazel Park.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Waking up early sucks. Look, it's a lot easier for me.
I come in here and I dick around on the radio.
If you're somebody that's out there going to a work site,
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We appreciate you.
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If you're out there on the grind, we appreciate you.
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If you're a police officer, a firefighter, a medical person,
we appreciate you, guys. If you're a teacher, we appreciate
We appreciate you all. And I'm just here to get
you super charged turbo charge this morning to feel real
good because, as we discussed, it sucks to get up
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this early. Trust me, my last job was an afternoon job.
I rolled out of bed at noon every day, so
I get it. But let's get your blood pumping this morning.
Let's wake you up. Here's You're kicking the ball one
O six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in a show. Hello,
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five nine five seven zero. Tigers, you talk about a turnaround.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So the game was two to two last night, and I.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Flipped over to something else for a little bit. I'm like,
I'll flip over this. Started watching the documentary about different
businesses that are in former pizza hut buildings.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
And you know you do this when you ride down
the street and you see.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
An old pizza hut, you go, oh, look that's an
old pizza hut.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It just has a distinct look about it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I was watching a documentary about different businesses, like they're
like churches and old pizza huts and different restaurants and
old pizza huts and just different stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I watch a little bit of that.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I flipped back over to the game and it's twelve
to two, and that was the final score. It was
two to two and the seventh The Tigers scored.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Nine times nine times.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
In that seventh inning, scored one more in the eighth,
and won the game twelve to two to me. There's
look that Tigers beat the hell out of the ball
late in the game, and they scored a lot of runs.
This is the most important factor in this game, Casey Mice.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Six innings, four hits, two urn runs.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
They were two solo homers, eight strikeouts and zero walks.
And I know it's a lot to ask for because
Tiger's starting pitching has been woefully up and down outside
of Trek Schooble. If Casey Mice gives you that, Basically,
if you get the best or close to the best
out of Mize and Flairty, you can win playoff game games.
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If you get this out of Casey, myies, you can
win playoff games. And the game turned in the bottom
of the fifth the Yankees head runners at first and
second with no one out. They proceeded to pop up
a bunt for the first out strikeout, and the last
batter of the inning had a three to zero count
with Aaron Judge on deck, tie game, Judge, Nardi, Homer,
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you've got Judge on deck. Guy have to play as
a three to zero count, swinging on three to zero,
and he popped out and that swung the game.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
He could tell that miss.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Vibe changed, the whole team's vibe changed, and then a
couple innings later, Tiger's going to score nine and they
dominate Game one of that series.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So Game one goes to the Tigers.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Game two tonight, it's seven h five from the Bronx
and Jack Flaherty.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
We'll get the ball tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Let's see if he can follow up a good start
from miz with a good start from his own.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
We'll see what happens, all.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Right, So, speaking of the Tigers, I will have Tiger's
tickets coming up in the seven o'clock hour. Also, a
pretty high profile NFL analyst is really not excited about
the Lions. We'll have that audio coming up for you
in a little bit. So the Joshnis Show stay there.
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I don't say turn because it's not the job to
be a fan of a football team if you're analysts.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I get that. But a lot of people were.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
In love with the Lions for the last couple of years,
and now they have one bad game with two new
coordinators and a lot of people have jumped off. I
am not one of those people. I still think they're
going to be all right. Although offensive lion is an issue.
I mean, you've got issues. There are clear issues, But
there was a statistic I saw in involving Jared Goff.
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Maybe this is an obvious thing. But if it's not
Sean McVay or Ben Johnson as his main play caller,
as the coordinator, is the guy calling the plays for
Jared Goff, Goff has never won a football game without
one of those guys. Now, the majority of the games
he's played in his career are games in which those
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guys have been the coordinators. And oh, by the way,
like duh, you know, like most guys aren't winning a
ton of games with bad coordinators and bad coaching, or
at least guys are better at their gigs when they
have good coaching.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
That makes sense, right, Like there are very few.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Guys that are gonna go from place to place and
play for a dope and be successful, right Like Patrick Mahomes. Hey,
fun fact, Patrick Mahomes has never won a game without
Andy Reid is the play caller. Wow, figure that one out.
But what happens if Andy Reid retires? What is Patrick Mahomes?
If Andy Reid retires, maybe he'd still be fine. Like
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I'm not saying he'd be terrible, and Jared Goff is
obviously not Pat Mahomes. He doesn't have the skins on
the wall that Patrick Mahomes does. Fine, he's been to
a super Bowl. Fine, But like this idea, like that,
this narrative that people are spinning about Jared Goff, that, Oh,
Jared Goff, he's never won a game without anybody other
than Ben Johnson or Sean McVay.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
That means he's had nineteen He's barely had a full
NFL season's worth of games with a different coordinator than
those guys. So why are you punishing this guy for
having good coordinators? Like, duh, He's not Pat Mahomes, he's
not Tom Brady, he's not Josh Allen. That's fair. He's
not those guys. But I think he's gonna be okay.
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He's gonna be fine. The offensive line ain't doing the
guy any favors. He is one of those guys that
kind of needs things to go really well for him
to be successful. Offensive line sucked. If that continues to
be an issue, team's gonna suck. But like the statistic, Oh,
he's never won a game, never won a game without
Sean McVay or Ben Johnson. Right, he's never won a
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game without two of the most elite play callers of
the last fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Of the NFL. Wow, he really sucks.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
One oh six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh and show Smith.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
But you already knew that.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Speaking of Aerosmith, they were on the Zmas the other
night celebrating Ozzy Osbourne. But this cat, young blood, this dude,
young blood just crushes. Ozzy was a big fan of
this guy vocally, he is fantastic. They didn't need to
put Aerosmith and Steven Tyler up there with him for
it to be good. I think they did that because
they wanted a name involved in it. But dude, this
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young blood can crush. When I saw Steven Tyler and
Stephen Tyler falls into that group of aging rock stars
that now look like you're lesbian grandma? Like, who are
the best examples of aging rock stars who look like
lesbian grandma's, Like they all have morphed into like slightly
(08:45):
better looking versions of Napoleon Dynamite's grandma.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
What was grandma doing with the dons?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
From examples Like, basically, here's the thing. You've got a
rock stars that all look like the cast of one
of those old lady ensemble movies where they're all old
and go on some sort of trip and like one
of them is like eighty but still gets laid right.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Like they all look like some.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Jane Fonda eighty year old movie where like the all
the eighty year old ladies get together and go to
France because one of them had a husband that died.
That's what a lot of our aging rock stars look like.
Steven Tyler, I think Steven Tyler looks more like somebody's aunt.
I've seen somebody say that he looks more like, you know,
(09:34):
your kind of drunk ant, your wild drunk ant, but.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Look at Kevin Cronin of Ario Speedwagon. He just looks
like a nice lesbian grandma. Like he looks like he
goes to trendy coffee shops in Ferndale.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
He just has that look about it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Like Von Jovie looks like he wore those vaginant hats
at an anti Trump rally like seven or eight years ago.
Like bon Jovi looks like a guy that would show
up at a women's rally and say my body, my choice.
Just looks like an eighth gen lesbian is what he
looks like. Who are the best who are the ultimate
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aging lesbian?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Right they're not actual lesbians?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Who are the ultimate aging rock stars? That look like
your lesbian grandma? Eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Oh six seven.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
You can text text the word Josh and your message
all in one message to five nine to five seven
zero Steven Tyler falls into that category, and then tell
me what they look like. Not just that they look
like your aging lesbian grandma, but tell me like what
they like, tell me what they look like they do
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like as I told you, Like bon Jovi looks like
he'd be in the movie where Jane Fonda gets together
with all of her aging friends and one of them
to like Diane Keaton just had a husband die, so
they're all getting together and going to Paris together and
then hijinks and sue or it's like one of those
ensemble movies that takes place inside it. It's like Cocoon,
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you know, like bon Jovie looks like he.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Could be in a reboot of Cocoon.
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So if you make me.
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Laugh on this and we have a good time with it,
maybe he'll score some free booz I don't know. We'll
see eight seven seven nine, eight, eight one oh six
seven aging rock stars who now look like your lesbian grandmall.
Give me the best examples and tell me what they
look like.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Put them in a situation. Can you do that? Cool?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Does Steven Tyler look like someone's aging lesbian Graham?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
You the Braves at Camerica Park.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
I'll have those tickets for you in the seven o'clock hour,
but you'll have to guess the animal fart. Also in
the seven o'clock hour, I was reading this story about
how now the state is coming after all this COVID money,
all this relief money that people got, and now they're
coming after that money, billions of dollars that you're going
(12:24):
to have to pay. I want to talk to anybody
who's going to have to pay this or any This
is outrageous. We're going to talk about that, and we'll
have sports coming up. You'll hear from aj Hinch how
the hell did they score nine times nine times in
the seventh inning? Well, aj Hinch is going to tell
you that's coming up in sports here in about fifteen minutes.
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Tell somebody, and then they'll tell their friends, and they'll
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not even from Detroit. True, But I'm here now and
this is where I want to be and it is
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for you, that is going to dominate the market and
it will be the greatest success story ever told in radio,
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At least.
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Oh but we will, but we need your help. Why
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We got a long way to go, and we're trying
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a lot about sports, play a lot of.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Rock and roll.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
We talk about things that people in Detroit care about.
You care about the fact that the Tigers won twelve
to two last night? How did they get there? We'll
tell you about that. In sports, it sounds like a
lot of folks are getting screwed by these uh, these
COVID overpayment, these unemployment overpaid payment payments that they have
to make. It sounds like folks are getting screwed because
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why not screw people that were hurting during COVID Right
while all the big political munkety MUCKs had no worries
in life and they still lived in their mansions.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
In life was good.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
People were struggling to get by, and now five years
after the fact, let's bend them over. Way to go government,
We'll do that. We got a lot of stuff. Oh
and guess the animal fart for Tigers tickets. We're doing
it all maybe, but sports coming up next to you,
hear from aj Hinch, how the hell did they string
together all those hits and walks? How did they get
(17:11):
nine runs in that seventh inning? Well, AJ Hinch is
gonna tell you, and he's gonna tell you that after
you get one of those six points seven detroits wheels
Josh Ennis Show Sports Tigers a twelve to two winner
last night over the Yankees. It was a two to
two ball game. In the bottom of the fifth, This
was kind of the swing moment of the game. Bottom
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of the fifth. Yankees get the first two on ti game,
first and second, no one out. For whatever reason, they
try to bunt the runners over. Is if this is
nineteen ninety seven National League Baseball and the pitchers up
they tried to bunt the runner over. That's a pop
out for the first out, then a strikeout. Then with
a three to zero count, they're swinging away with Aaron
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Judge on deck.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Thank you very much. Mayas gets out of the inning.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Tigers go on to score seven runs a couple of
innings later, sorry, nine runs a couple innings later, and
the seventh aj Hinch, how did you guys do it?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
We put nine at bats in a row that were
that were extremely good. So it was nice to see
us be able to put some at backs together. Some
some of them were hit, some of them were walks,
some pressure points where we could really push them to
have to make pitches. So I was really proud of
our guys. Obviously it became a huge inning for us
and a separator, but quality of a bat was it
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was extremely well.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
And Casey Mice was good. If you can get good
Casey Mice, you can win playoff games. If you get
bad Casey Mice. Again, this is obvious. I mean, if
you get good Trek School, well, you can win. If
you give bad Terrek Schooble, you'll lose. I get that
that's an obvious thing to say. But Casey Mice is
very schizophrenic. When he's good, he's very solid. Give up
two solo homers, didn't walk a soul.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Last night, struck out eight.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
If you can get anything close to this out of
Casey Miz you can win a game too. And then
there's Jack Fly who pitches tonight. When you get good
Jack Flaherty, you got a shot to win. When you
get bad Jack Flaherty, you're going to the bullpen in
the second inning and you've lost the game. Like that's
the fine line. That's the razor thin margins you find
with the Tigers.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
As it relates to pitching. After Trek Scoogle.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
You're either gonna get a guy that gives you six
and keeps you in the game, or he's gonna give
up six and take you out of the game early.
There's no real middle ground with these guys. And Flarity
pitches tonight, first pitch seven to oh five in New York.
All right, coming up, Michigan unemployment overpayment collections this month.
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This is absurd to me, Like, I find it gross.
Let's get into this. It's the Josh Ennis Show and
this is def Leppard on wheels. Headline reads Michigan unemployment
over payment collections resume this month.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
This story is from Fox two.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
If you were notified a few years ago that you
were overpaid by the unemployment agency in Michigan, be prepared
for the state to start taking that money back. Around
three hundred and fifty thousand workers with claims and collections
dating back to March twenty twenty will be required to
return benefits.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
According to the state.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The majority of people affected by the collections pause filed
claims in twenty twenty and twenty twenty one, during the
height of the COVID pandemic. I wonder why they did that.
I wonder why they filed claims in the heart of
the COVID pandemic. Ah, probably because you needlessly shut the
country down and put people out of work and close
down businesses.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Well, all you politicians.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Lived in your big houses, and all of the rest
of us were trying to figure out how we were
going to eat, going to figure out if our businesses
were going to collapse, going to figure out if our
jobs were going to lay us off.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
And then you offer an olive branch.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
You say, well, there's some unemployment stuff, and a lot
of states offered you know, a double unemployment, Like I
lived in Texas.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Down in Texas, they.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Were given out unemployment like it was the beginning of
Willy Wonka and homeboys, just throwing candy and singing the
Candy Man Like it's like Oprah, Like you get unemployment,
you get unemployment. Hell, I made better money in unemployment
than I did my actual job. But then they offer
you all this and you take it, and then years
down the road they're like, sorry, just kidding, You're gonna
(21:19):
have to pay that back. And you're like, well, I
don't have that money. I needed that money to live up.
Maybe you don't make as much money at this point
in your life.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
They're like, no, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Guess what, You're gonna have to pay it back. This
sucks for people. Are you anybody that's impacted by this?
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I'd love to.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Talk with you eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven. And I'm not trying to get super
political or anything here, but you lived it, and like
I lived out in Texas, they opened up Texas about
as fast as they could. Like I'm talking like a
month or two into this thing. They're like, listen, we're
going to bars, we're doing stuff. I wasn't here in
twenty twenty and twenty twenty one, so I can't tell
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you what the situation was like here. You would know
better than I, but based on the people running the state,
I would imagine that it was pretty closed off.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
If I'm wrong, you could let me know. Again.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I wasn't here, and I tried to tell you what
you lived, but I can tell you what I lived.
They opened up things relatively quickly down in Houston, Texas,
in the state of Texas in general. This feels like
an area where they didn't. But eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven. Are you somebody impacted
by this? This sucks. They needlessly close your businesses, shut
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you down, and now it's like five years later, Well,
time to pay the fiddler.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Screw you.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Screw these politicians on either side. By the way, this
is not a specific criticism of any whatever political party
you're part of.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
I'm ripping all of them.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
You shut the country down, you put people out of business,
you locked people in their houses, and now five years
later you got unemployment out of here. You're like, well,
time to pay up. You have to pay, like, I'll
screw off.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
This suck. So eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven. If you're impacted by.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
This, you can also text text the word Josh and
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Josh, and that is how you get involved with the show.
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They're listening. That's Earl. Earl listens every damn day. Hello, Earl.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
I appreciate you, brother, and we have a new member
of the JISS Army as well. This person says, I
have Serious and Spotify. If you sucked, I wouldn't be here.
Sign me up for my JIS Army dog tag. That's
what we need, Casey, get on that. Can we get
JIS Army dog tags? The Josh it is show Army.
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Do you want to be a part of it? Shoot
me into If I get enough people to text and
say I'm in the JIS Army, I'll go to Casey
and I'll say listen here, Casey, we need just army
dog tags. If we're gonna take down Dave and Cook,
and we're gonna take down Large James, then what we're
gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Do is get dog tags.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
That's the answer, all right, And we gotta do guess
the animal fart.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
That's how we're gonna win. We'll do that.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
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Speaker 2 (24:31):
Make sure you let people know that we exist. That's
the most important thing.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Here.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Coming up in a little bit, you'll hear from an
NFL analyst who is just not a big fan of
the lions.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Right now, we'll get into that.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
But first we must play guests the animal fart for
tigers tickets? Do you want to see the tigers.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Take on.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
The Atlanta Braves on the nineteenth the Camerica Park.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You have to be able to guess the animal fart.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Farts are funny, but when they come from animals, somehow
they're even funnier.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
So here you go.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Here's today's animal fart. It's very it's quick, it's a
quick one. It's thick, but it's quick. Hold on, let's
do it again. Did you hear that one more time?
What animal is responsible for that fart? If you know
the answer, give me a call. Eight seven seven nine
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eight eight one o six seven eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven. It's it's quick, but
it's a thick one. What animal is responsible for that flatulence?
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven
eight seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven.
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Let's take one call here right out of the choot
and see if somebody gets it on the first try.
It never happens on the first try. Never and sometimes
people call They don't even hear the animal fart. They
just called because they want to be the first in
line to get the tickets. Let's see if this person
knows wheels, can you guess the animal fart?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
How about a dog? It's a dog around right, bonus
points for the breed. Nice, I was not a beagle.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Whatever dog wishbone was. I think it was a wishbone
dog or whatever that dog was. I forgot, but it
wasn't a beagle. But congratulations. What's your name man, Greg?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Greg?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Let me put you on hold and I will get
all your information.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
But there you go. That's how easy it is to
win tickets.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
That was the fastest game of guess the animal fart
we've ever played.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That's it, just one guess the animal fart. It was
a dog.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
I might be running out of farting animals, so I
may need to come up with.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
A new bit. But that was a dog fart and
our buddy knew it. So there you go. One those
six points.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Detroit's Wheels, Josh and His Show and Candlebox. So Dan
Rolofsky appears every week on the Pat McAfee show on
ESPN and YouTube. Of course, Dan Rolofsky spent five minutes
here in Detroit through a couple of passes. I guess
if you think about the.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Two times he was here, he was here, then gone,
then here again. Did not win a game as.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
The quarterback of the Lions. For what it's worth his career,
Marcus owned seven. But Dan Rolofsky appears regularly on the
Pat McAfee show, and they asked him which team was
the most concerning after Week one, when the team he
was most concerned with, he said, it was the Lions.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
And here's why, dude.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
The Lions offensively were as fun to watch. You would
look forward to cutting under tape and watching it and
you would just marvel at the ways that they would
great advantages for their players. That the way that they
would care eight leverage, advantage, your numbers, advantage and chunk plays.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
I didn't. I saw one, and I think it was
a busting coverage.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
By green Bay more than a advantage created by Detroit.
It was I'm trying to be respectful here.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
It was a boring watch. It was a depressing watch.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
There's a lot of credit to green Bay's defense, but man,
what it was the past three years with Ben and
then what it was this past weekend looked nothing like themselves.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So you got Rolovsky saying they're the most concerning team
in the league, and is he wrong? Did you enjoy
watching that game on Sunday? Like it is possible to
watch a game that your team loses and go, oh,
that was fun. Did you watch that game on Sunday
and think to yourself, I'm having a good time. As
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I heard Orlovsky say that, I'm thinking to myself, Yeah,
that's exactly how I felt. That is exactly how I felt.
Watched you that game. It was unwatchable. It was like
watching old Lions.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It was like watching throwback, oh to sixteen.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Lions, inept Lions, and they were inept offensively.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
They moved it a little bit, but.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
They were pretty inept, especially relative to what we are
accustomed to seeing over the last couple of years. Hard
to listen to that and go, no, I disagree. Now,
that's not to say it can't change. That's not to
say they can't figure it out. Offensively. They are low
dead offensively. Even if you don't think Jared Goff is
a great quarterback, and even if you think he's a product.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Of Ben Johnson and Sean McVay.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
He's still a good NFL quarterback. And you still have
arguably the best running back duo in the league, or
certainly among the best running back duos in the league.
You certainly have some of the best skill guys on
the planet. There's no way this team is going to
be terrible. But after watching Week one, like I wanted
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to turn it off, Like I have the Sunday ticket,
I found myself going, I'm gonna check it on Denver.
I'm gonna check it on the Texans and the round.
Let's see how Matt Stafford's throwing the ball. Like I
didn't even want to watch it because it felt like
they never had a chance because they felt inempt.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
I don't disagree with him.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
When I heard that, I'm like, he ain't wrong, but
I want to get you in eight seven seven nine, eight,
eight one oh six seven. You've had a couple of
days to think about it. Now and sit back and
now reflect. You're a lion, span you're a diehard.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
You were crushed last year when that was supposed to
be the year.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Then Ben Leaves and Aaron Glenn Leaves and here we
are sitting here today after watching what was a putrid
performance on Sunday. All I want to know and you
can answer by a text. You can answer by a
phone eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.
You can text the word Josh in your message to
five nine five seven zero. I want to get a
state of I want your emotional state. I want to
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know where you are after week one. You've had time
to think about it. Now, it's not an in reaction.
It's Wednesday. Now you hear analysts across the league saying,
uh oh, this is the worst the Lions have looked
and we are concerned. The word concerned is being tossed
around a lot as it relates to the Lion.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
So if Dan.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Orlovsky is the most concerned, he's most concerned about the Lions.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
What is your concern level on them? Right now?
Speaker 2 (31:20):
Again, it's one week two new coordinators eight seven seven
nine eight eight.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
One oh six seven.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Now you might also just be thinking, screw you, dan Orlovski,
You're a loser of an NFL quarterback who cares about
your opinion? That could be your take, But I want
to know how you're feeling. Eight seven seven nine eight eight,
one oh six seven. Let's talk about the Lions here today.
Hopefully a difference in a week. You know, you want
to make people feel better, Go beat Ben Johnson and
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then it'll all be forgotten. Will feel good, but struggle
again offensively wolf.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
All right, coming up, we got a lot of stuff
to get into.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
There is an update on that Phillies, Karen. There's a
baseball card company that's offering your some cash.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
I don't like this.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Let's not reward people for being a holes, but I
got that story coming up for you. And do you
know what a nibble as sexual is, Well you're gonna
find that out in the eight o'clock hour, and you're
gonna get some sports. How did the Tigers put together
that nine run seventh inning?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
And how big was Casey Miiz in the fifth?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Getting out of that jam aj I'll tell you here
in about fifteen.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Minutes this he's the Josh Innis Show on one of
six point seven.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
WLZ Detroit's Wheel wo And.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
That may not seem like a big deal to some.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Of you guys.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Okay, it may not seem like a huge deal that
Oh wow, somebody calls a radio show. Somebody texts a
radio show. Listen, we're building this thing from scratch. The
reality is, for three years, the morning show on this
radio station has been done from Birmingham, Alabama. No knock
on the guy that was doing it, but that's reality now.
The reality is I'm here in Eastern Market.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Every day.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
My ass is up at three ft coming into the
radio station. We're putting on a show for you. We're
gonna have different cast members of this show. Hey, if
you have anybody that you think should be on the show,
let me know. We're looking for somebody else where. We
got two spots to fill. We're pretty confident in one
of them. I got two spots to fill. If there's
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somebody that's in the media in this town, or just
a friend of yours who you think would be great.
I'm looking for someone who likes sports and pop culture.
That's the most important prerequisites.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
To have a job on the Josh and A show.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
And if you gamble and get hammered three nights a week,
that's a bonus.
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But if you know somebody, if.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
There's a recommendation, because I don't know everybody that's in
the media here. If you have somebody that you think
fits that bill, because I don't know everybody.
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Text text the.
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Word Josh and your candidate to five nine, five seven zero.
Do you love sports? Do you love pop culture? Do
you like domestic light beers? Do you enjoy smoke? He
meet in a non sexual sense or sexual sense, whatever
you're into. Find me somebody that fits that bill. I
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got a couple of spots to fill. We're trying to
build a show that's gonna take down Large James and
David Kunk, and if we're gonna end, probably the sports
Jimokes as well. I don't even know who does the
morning show at the sports station. A couple of nerds.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Probably eight seven seven nine eight eight.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
One oh sixty seven. If you weren't listening earlier. Dan Orlovsky,
who you know, is a guy who didn't win a
lot of games for the Allions, actually won zero technically.
This is how he felt watching the Lions on Sunday.
Speaker 6 (34:39):
It was I'm trying to be respectful here. It was
a boring watch. It was a depressing watch.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Listen. A lot of credit to Green Bay's defense.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
But man, what it was, what it was the past
three years with Ben and then what it was this
past weekend looked nothing like themselves.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Were you bor watching the game on Sunday? It's hard
to believe you can say that you would watch an
NFL game and you were bored.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
But when I heard him say it, I said, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
That late slate of afternoon, the afternoon slate, I was
flipping over to the Rams game, Stafford versus the Texans.
I was flipping over to the Denver game. They're a
fun team to watch. How were you feeling? Were you bored?
Did you channel surf to it? I want honesty. I
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need honesty from you, folks at eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven. Let's go to the
phones really quick. Hello, you're on wheels.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Go ahead.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
Hey, yeah, I was watching. I couldn't even get through
the first quarter, and I couldn't I couldn't handle anymore.
It's horrible.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
It was unwatchable like that's and I agree with him,
like it's it's possible for your team to lose and
you still enjoyed. It was close and you felt like
you had a shot and the other team just made
another play.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
It gets difficult when you're.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
In that exactly see I knew they were gonna lose,
and I started watching something else.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
Then I kept backing back and forth for.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
The rest of the season, like, how concerned are you?
Speaker 7 (36:10):
I'm concerned. Yeah, they should.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Have come out way.
Speaker 7 (36:13):
Better than they did, and they didn't, and.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
It was it was disappointing.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Unofficial just survey here at just pull at text or
call text is a text the word Josh and your
message to five ninety five seven zero or call eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven. Did
you flip between games during the Lions game because you
were bored?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
That guy? Did Dan?
Speaker 2 (36:37):
Orlofsky did eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
I'm curious.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
You can also text Josh and your message to five
nine five seven zero.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Glad you guys are with us today. Hello, It's Josh
Gonna Show.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
And in sports, the Tigers scored nine times in the
seventh inning, breaking a two to two tie and would
go on to win twelve to two. You turn the
game off for twenty minutes, you turn it back on.
It's a blowout. Casey Mays pitched very well in the game,
six innings, four hits, two turned runs, eight strikeouts and
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no walks. But the game could have gone differently. It
could have gone south. In the bottom of the fifth,
the Yankees put the first two on, so there were
two on with no out. For whatever reason, the Yankees
tried to bunt the runner over. I'm not an anti
bunt guy. There are a lot of people who are
never bunters. I think there is a time and a
place for a bunt because I'm an old school baseball
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nerd right, I'm a real talk I'm a National League guy.
For whatever reason, I enjoyed watching the pitcher hit and
the off chance that the pitcher would hit a home run.
It was a thing of beauty when you had a
pitcher that could lay down a sacrifice bunt.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
For whatever reason, I enjoy National League baseball. Okay, it's
dead now, may at rest in power. There is a
time and a place for a bunch. Fifth inning tie
game with Casey Mice pitching is not the time in
place for a bunt. But the Yankees tried it. It's
totally opposite of what they do. But they tried to
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lay down a bun failed a couple of times. Give
myz credit, though he was humming it up. Their mid nineties,
inside and high, an elevated pitch that's tough to bunt.
He gets the pop up boom that's out number one.
Then they get a strikeout.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
But then Trent.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Grisham is at the plate and Trent Grisham has a
three to zero count, and Trent Grisham swings on three
to zero with Aaron Judge waiting on deck.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Tell me about it, Aj, he has, like, you know,
one of the biggest threats in the world behind him,
and so I think Grisham knows he's going to get
a pitch to hit. Look like it was a little
bit borderline. He was able to get the ball in
the air. So yeah, that was a big, a big
win for us in the sense of that at bat and.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
The reaction from myz afterwards, like he held his hands
up and clapped into mid as if to say thank
you very much. He knows that he worked out of
that mess. But and I heard Benetti say it on
the broadcast, and I agree, he was kind of not
bailed out, because that's not fair. Bailed out means he
gave up one hundred and ten mile per hour ball
off the bat and it went foul or a guy
robbed a homer. He pitched well in that situation, but
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that could have really gone south. Hell of a job
by Casey Mice. And hey, if you can get that
kind of outing from Casey Mice, you can win a
playoff game with Casey Mice. Tonight you get Jack Flaherty,
And much like Casey, he'll be in there and he'll
pitch a game where you go give him the ball
for game two after schoolbl then of course he'll pitch
a game that's terrible. Jack Flaherty is more schizophrenic when
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it comes to that though, Like Jack will give you
one good start, one bad start, one good start, one
bad start. That's kind of been his trend the last
handful of games. I mean, just look at the last
three Kansas City on a Sunday afternoon, five innings, eight runs,
bounced back against Kansas City. The next week in Kansas
City five and two thirds, one run. The next week
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against the White Sox, four earned in four innings.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Like, the guy is up and.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Down, but the trend would tell you that he's gonna
pitch well tonight. The way he's been trending, going up down,
up down, up down, could be a betting opportunity and
me thinks that Jack Flaherty pitches well tonight. It's really
a battle between him and Casey Miz to see who
gets the ball in a game two behind Scooble seven
O five is first pitch night Jack will take the
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mound on to six boys seven D Troit's wheels Josh
in a show. So neble a sexual neble a sexual.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
Is someone who.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Can't tell if they experience sexual attraction or not due
to neuro divergency or intrusive thoughts, urges, and images.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
They might want.
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Sex or a sexual relationship, but they don't know if
they experience attraction. I think I've met somebody recently that's
kind of like that, but they said they're asexual. Well
maybe they're never asexual. It's all made up anyway. So
there's this guy and he's on TikTok. His name is
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Scott Constable, and Scott Constable has about twenty eight hundred
followers on TikTok and he's a Detroit sports fan. And
he continues to send messages to Dan Campbell and other
Detroit sports figures claiming that he has like all the
answers to all of their issues, like let me give
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you an example.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
This is one from recently. They're kind of vague.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
In some instances, but like here's a recent one from
Scott Constable for Dan Campbell.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Dan Campbell, you can find the best neuroscientists in the world.
They're not qualified to carry Scott Constable's toothpicks. Dan Campbell
gives Scott Constable five minutes I'll change your life.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Be intrigued.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
It's like, I don't know what any of this means,
but I'm intrigued. Now we are looking for a co host.
We're looking for two co hosts for the show. Actually,
maybe Scott Constable is the.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
Guy we need.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
I gotta go through all of this guy's TikTok videos now,
But apparently he claims to have like some sort of
like ability.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Via neuro pathways. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
He's like he's sent messages to Spencer Torkulsen. The guy
is a true Detroit sports fan that just wants to
help him win, and some of his.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Videos have a ton of you.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It's something that basically it's about like the subconscious mind. Basically,
he's like a real life embodiment of Carl Speckler and
Caddy shag. He's like, when you die on your deathbed,
you will receive total consciousness. So I got that going
for me, which is not skid row on Detroit's wheel, Josh,
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and a show tomorrow morning, seven o'clock. You'll have another
shot at winning the Lions tickets. But I'm all out
of animal fart, so I have to do something different.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
All right.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
So this guy, so Tony Trevado's sent me the link
to this guy's TikTok, This Scott Constable, who seems to
have the answers for the Lions and the local sports
teams in general. Like he's got videos directed at Amen Ross,
Saint Brown, and Spencer Toorkilson, but his main target is
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Dan Campbell and he just wants to get five minutes
with Dan Campbell. Let me let's hear another piece of
audio from Scott Constable Detroit Lions, Dan Campbell.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
My name is Scott Constable.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
Is there a way we can figure out how to
get in the same room with each other for five
minutes to talk about neural pathways that realign of persons, rules,
values and beliefs. I can promise you I'm truly brilliant
and amazing, not like Donald Trump brilliant, amazing, sexy billionaire president.
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But I am truly brilliant and amazing. Can you give
Scott Constable that five minutes in Jesus' name?
Speaker 1 (44:22):
Amen?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Look, you lose two coordinators and you come out in
week one and you're flat as hell and get your
ass kicked. I can understand why you don't talk with
Scott Constable when you're going to playoff games at NFC
championship games when things are going well, But I do
believe as things trend downward, what do you have to lose? Look,
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the guy is brilliant and.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
Amazing, So what do you have to lose? Exactly what
do you have to lose?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
As it relates to bringing in got Constable to talk
to the boys. Now again, he's no Trump, He's not
you know, brilliant and sexy and all that, but he
is brilliant, And don't you forget it, Dan, the ball's
in your court.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Pal.
Speaker 1 (45:17):
Honestly though, why not?
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Like if I were Dan Campbell, I would reach out
to this guy and be like, alright, let's have a talk.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
Why not see what happens? May like you never know.
Speaker 2 (45:28):
That's kind of like the thing about you know, like
when people say, why don't you just give a couple
of bucks to the homeless guy? He might be an
angel and this is a test. Well it's a really
dickish test from an angel. But maybe he is. Maybe
the homeless guy is Jesus. What if and you drove
by and you didn't give him a dollar? You lived
another day in paradise, Phil Collins. He calls out to
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the man on the streets, sir, can you help me?
He starts to whistle as he crosses the street, pretends
he can hear.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Huh, how that was a hit? I don't know that
songs depressing as hell? But what if?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
What if Scott Constable has all the answers for the
Lions and you're sitting here dicking around trying to figure
out other stuff. When Scott Constable has the answers, there's
nothing else.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
I think we should bring Scott Constable in studio. Maybe
he can be the co host.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
We are looking for multiple co hosts of the Joshennis
Show because we're trying to build this big show that's
going to be successful. Perhaps the missing piece of Scott
Constable he might be. He's not brilliant and sexy or
a president like Trump. But he is brilliant, all right
eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.
If you want to get in, you can text text
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the word Josh and your message to five nine five
seven zero. Looking for multiple co hosts for the show.
Do you like pop culture? Do you like sports? Can
you quote back to the Future three? If that's you,
you could be part of my world.