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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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The Josh in his show on one six point seven
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Speaker 3 (00:14):
Right, welcome in six so two. It's the Josh in
a show. It's Josh and James.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
James.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
What time did you go to bed last night? Oh, actually,
I was in bed real early, I did. I was
in bed way too early.

Speaker 6 (00:30):
Well.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
What time did you go to the start of the
third quarter of the Lion game?

Speaker 6 (00:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Well, y, this much I know.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
So there's like, hey, there's this silver lining to it
for sure. So when you woke up, you had no
idea what the score was?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
No, no, Then I checked my phone and I was like,
uh yeah that sun.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I was a crappy game last night. What even a
good game?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Because the fourth quarter just, I don't know, just there
was never any drama. I never felt like the Lions
were going to win. I never felt that. Now, that
first drive of the game, I'm like, all right, we're
more and then the penalty happens that takes away the touchdown.
Then we settle for a field goal, and I'm like.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
All right, Well, oh, same exact feelings.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
But uh, I stayed up and watched the game, and
stayed up and drank way too much beer and uh,
and now I'm here. That's all I got for you.
I say, hey, look, I'm like Trek's Schooble. I emptied
the tank drinking this yesterday. I emptied the tank. And
I'm like Trek's Schooble. I didn't empty the tank early.
I emptied the tank at the last possible minute, at

(01:33):
like midnight last night, and then went to sleep and
I did the best made it.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
So that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Well, look, I always show up. That's one thing. If
I don't show up, I'm probably dead.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Okay, So just I remember that.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
So if I'm not here, I'm probably dead. A casey, Yeah,
Josh isn't here. And he told me that if you
did the show, he's probably did. So I don't know
what do we do? What do we do here? We
need a wellness check. Somebody do a wellness check on Josh,
because no matter how much alcohol I consume, no matter
how drunk I am the day before, I will be here.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
Now, there have been days that I've been.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
On the air, like in my early days back when
I was, you know, twenty two twenty three, got my
first big job. I was at Houston and I would
come in as the third guy on a morning show.
So I didn't really have a ton of responsibility. I
just had to do sports updates, okay, And I was
kind of the wacky guy that like, hey, we need
someone to get their chest waxed on the air, and
I'm like that that's me, okay.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
So that was me.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So there'd be days I'd come in like super hungover
at five in the morning and I would like be
in the middle of a sports update and be like,
so the Texans lost, here's Gary Kubiek.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
And then I would turn off my mic.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, and then I'd rally like so anyway, Also, the
Rockets lost last night, and that was kind of how
it would go. But look, I am a pro. I
show up. You matured, That is the no, I haven't.
I just show up. That's all that matters. I have
not matured, but I show up, and that's all that matter.
And I have not thrown up in a garbage can

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at work in years.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Oh good good. Let's keep that. Let's keep that record going.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
So perhaps that is maturities if you throw up, I
might end up throwing over right after.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
We'll have a what's that smell? Hits my nostrils?

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Ooh, it smells like the Detroit Lions loss.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Yeah, it'll be.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It smells like a fifteen inning baseball game that inter season.
My god, we'll get into that too. We got a
lot of stuff to get into today. We are in
our third week of qualifying people for our Tampa Mayo Challenge.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
So we got that, and we.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Got to get people into our big toolbox party and
we're gonna tell you all about So.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
We are loaded today.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
It was a crappy weekend, what with the Lions losing
yesterday and the Tigers getting bounced on Friday. So what
better way to kick off the week.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
We'll get your.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Rocked and loaded with a song that I think kind
of helps describe how everybody feels this morning, whether it
be football or baseball or whatever. I hate everything about you.
I think that's collectively the feeling of the people in
Detroit today.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Welcome into Monday, kiddos.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's the Josh Innis Show and Ugly Kid Joe the
Joshness Show spots. All right, do we have to so
this weekend was not a pleasant one if you're into
the balls and stuff, because it was just not good.
Fifteen inning loss to end the season for the Tigers

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on Friday, and then last night of thirty to seventeen
loss at the hands of the Chiefs, who I hate.
There's nothing likable about them. I hate Mahomes, I hate
it kind. I hate Kelsey. He usually drive me tho
I hate but I hate him. But I also hate

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his whole family. Yeah, Like I despise the mom. I
despise his brother. I don't know if they have other siblings.
I hate them too. I hate the the brother's wife
that has a podcast, and like it's somehow the most
tolerable person of the whole the family is Taylor Swift. Swift,
Taylor Swift. It's the most bearable person in the whole thing. God,

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that game sucked last night too, Like it's weird. I
just never felt like they were gonna win it. Like
I felt like they played okay. Defensively, they weren't very good.
I mean they're beat up. Yeah, I mean their secondary
I mean the whole defense. And why is this happening again?
Why is this an issue? Why do we keep dealing
with all of these injuries for a team that is
good enough to win the Super Bowl. But that said,

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you're not gonna win every football game.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
You know what I'm saying. It's the pros.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
This isn't college where you're exponentially better than everyone you play,
you know, ten times of the year. It's how it works. So, look,
they lost. It sucked. What are you gonna do so,
you know, bounce back next week, get a dub next
time out, and just keep winning game stacking games. The
Chiefs are still the Chiefs. They're well coached. It's Mahome.
I mean, you get the whole damn picture. It just

(05:59):
sucks anytime you lose, and then you pile that on
top of the game on Friday that sucked. I think
that Dan Dickerson pretty much spoke for everybody like this
whole weekend, Like if one like term could just define
how everybody feels about this weekend. Here's that audio if
you haven't heard it from Dan Dickerson, caught on a

(06:19):
hot mic after the loss, the fifteen inning loss. I
think Dan Dickerson is all of us, Dan and I'll be.

Speaker 7 (06:26):
Back to talk about it after this on the Detroit
Tigers Radio Network, and I don't have to do it game.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
This game recap.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Oh, I'm sorry that I'm three two a strong.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
I feel like I was listening to you and I
came in this morning.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I know that was me.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I just think if somehow one phrase can just sum
up how this weekend was, though, I think it's this
game recap. I mean, that's really what we're talking about here.
The Mariners ended up winning last night, so they're leading
that series. That should have been we should have had
an epic night of flipping back and forth because it
should have been Tigers and Lions, back and forth, back

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and forth.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
But instead we didn't get that. At least that way,
the Lions the depressed.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
You can just flip bow over watch the Tigers and
hopefully they would not depress.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
You, but they already did.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah, so that's that game recap exactly, Dan Dickerson, exactly.
All right. That is sports, all right. So we got
a lot to get into today.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
We'll give you the details on our WLLZ Toolbox party,
and this is an event you're going to want to attend.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
It is awesome, dude. Huge prizes are given.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Out twenty thousand dollars in prizes and power tools. Day
all no power tools, so we're gonna give you all
the details on that. We got to get somebody qualified
to play the Tampa Mayo Challenge one week from today.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
That'll be at about seven oh five.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Your first chance to get into the Toolbox Party will
be at eight twenty five.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
So we are loaded with stuff to do. Today.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
It is the Joshennis Show and we are Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Josh want to start.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Again one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innes Show.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
It's Josh and James this.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Morning, and we have got our big WLZ tool Box Party.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Baby.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
It's back at Hollywood Casino at Greektown. So this is
going to be badass.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
All right.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
It's Saturday, November eighth at Hollywood Casino at Greek Town,
and we have over twenty thousand dollars in prizes and
power tools.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Baby are power tools? I think like an e bike?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I mean, dude, the list OF's tough is wild stuff. Yeah,
all you lumberjacks out there, listen to all the stuff
we got, man. We got Milwaukee tools and packouts. We
got ford Ford Mustang e bike from Dean sellers. Boyd,
we got tires and oil changes for a year from

(08:58):
Finish Line Oil Change. What are you kidding me, dude,
that's actually pretty bad ass.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Like, but let's see here.

Speaker 6 (09:07):
We have got.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Tools from Detroit Diamond Drilling, like a Milwaukee blower kit, steal,
a steel gas powered bed redefine or a Milwaukee eighteen
rocket light tower kit. We've also got autographed Aiden Hutchinson
jersey and a'men ross, Saint Brown's signed photo and Lions
Merche Cedar points season passes.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Nice you a roller coaster guy? No, No, not at all.
You seem like a roller coaster guy. I bet you
can't wait for your kids to get old, and I can't.
I'm holding my back holds up that long because sometimes
he's rides. Oh my god, mexll you just destroyed my back.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Whatever, your kids are tall enough to ride this ride,
you're gonna have a hell of a time.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Can't wait me.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
I'm convinced that every time I get on a roller coaster,
I'm gonna die.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh really, it wasn't always that way.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Like I used to ride the roller coasters, like I'd
go to six Flags Mid America and Saint Louis and
I'd get on like the Batman roller coaster, which is
one of the hanging roller coasters, and I'm like, this
is the greatest, And then my dad wouldn't ride and
be like this is stupid and this is dangerous and
you shouldn't do this. Then like twenty years later, I'm like,
that is stupid and.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
That is day drinking right after your dad, and you
shouldn't do this.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
There's I'll say, though, there are way more accidents being
reported of things happening to people on rides nowadays than
in the past.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
But I wonder if that's just because there's more access
to news and there's more news outlets, and that could
be Like I guarantee if people were getting decapitated on
roller coasters in the seventies, we just didn't hear about it.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
It could be a possible.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
People like I read one the other day where someone
lost their legs on a roller coaster or something like that.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
They're cutting off limbs, cut off heads, all that sitting
off faces.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
You can win season pats is to cedar point if
you're like, have I sold it well enough for you?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Hey? The thrill rides? Hey, hey, people did it's more thrilling.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
But they've also let's see, so we got the Cedar
Point season pass says beer for a year from Kickstand
Brewing Company, a Live Nation concert ticket package Wow tickets
to see the Pistons, plus an autograph Cape Cunningham hat
and a Jalen Duran jersey, and a whole lot more
Wow thanks to B Bbe's Liquor and Fine Wines.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
You kidding me. Let me tell you something.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Man, this Toolbox Party, you're gonna want to be a
part of it, but you got to win.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Your way into it.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
That's what you got to do in Your first chance
to win your way into the Toolbox Party is coming
up at eight twenty five, then the rest of the
day nine, twenty five, twelve, twenty five, three twenty five,
five twenty five.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Seeing a pattern there, yeah, twenty.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Five correct, So make sure you're listening all day for
your chance to get into the Toolbox Party. It is
invite only, kiddos. You can't buy your way into this.
We have to let you in. You have to win
your way in and then once you're in there, there's
over twenty thousand dollars in prizes. Over twenty thousand in
power tools and oil changes and thrill rides and beer

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and all of that.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
So, uh, this is exciting. That's gonna be a big
event again.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
We're going to be there on November eighth and Hollywood
Casino at Greek Town. And I don't know, like what
the likelihood is that you're guaranted, Like you're not guaranteed
to win anything once you're in there, but you've got
a pretty good shot once you're in because let's see
how many people get in when we give away the
So it's you and two guests. So if you win,

(12:24):
you get to bring two other people to the well
and they're all eligible prizes. Man, so once you're in there,
you're eligible to go, baby, I think. So let me
make sure on that. That's a good question. I guess
I should know this. Oh yeah, no, they are, they
are eligible away. It was literally the next line. I
should have just kept waiting.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
See, each winner, we'll get to bring two guests who
are also eligible to win.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
There you go. So you got two friends, you just
would triple the chances.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Or what you do is you say screw bringing two friends,
because that's just two other people that have a chance
to win a pot extra competition. So you just say,
I'm going stag. I'm going on my own to the
Toolbox Party because I want to up my chances of winning,
because every person that's in there, it wouldn't be great
if the only people that show up are the people
that want to none of them bring anybody. So there's

(13:12):
just forty people standing around all trying to win power
tools and oil chains, and any of the people that
win bring us as our guest. Well, we're going to
be there anyway, but I don't think we can win.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I'll wear a mask. They might not recognize me. That's true.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
There's Jim, we'll call him Jim, who's here and he's
trying to win prizes, not James, it's just a gym.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
No, I'm totally Jim Big Jim gimbal But yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
So again, that's coming up November eighth, and you have
to win your way into the Toolbox Party at Hollywood
Casino at Greektown, so be listening. First chance to get
in is today at eight twenty five again eight twenty five,
nine five, twelve, twenty five, three twenty five five twenty
twelve five.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
And that's not enough.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I think the Doc Rock is going to be there too,
who is celebrating like a thousand.

Speaker 5 (13:56):
Years on radio right since all eternity, since radio started him?
And what enriki for me?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
There you go, just the two of them, they've been
at it and so Doc will be there, will all
be there as well.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
So it'll be a fun time on November eighth. But
you have to win your way in.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
It is an exclusive party, just an exclusive party where
you can win up to twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes.
So it's gonna be a fun time on November eighth
at Hollywood Casino at Greek Town And there you go.
It's the Josh Ennis Show. Welcome into Monday. It's a
crappy Monday. But hey we're here. We are not celebrating
Canadian Thanksgiving. Were American and Indigenous People's Day. Oh yeah,

(14:36):
we could be celebrating that, couldn't we There's no Columbus Day.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Don't forget that. It's Lincoln Park.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Now, that's the video where you started to question why
the hell anybody ever actually wanted to have sex with
the members of Kiss not attractive men. It's linking up
Josh Ennis Show. It's Josh and James this morning. Here's
what we got coming up. We got your shot to
get the to get involved in our game. Here the

(15:02):
Tampa Mayo Challenge. What is the Tampa Mayo Challenge? Well,
next Monday, right, we're already at that point. Next way Monday,
you'll have your opportunity to score a pair of tickets
to see our guys take on Tampa for Monday Night football.
And that Tampa team is good, by the way. That
game should be electric at Ford Field because Tampa's dealing

(15:25):
with injuries on the offensive side didn't slow them down.
They were just out there slinging score thirty points yesterday
against San Francisco. They can play man Baker. Baker may
be my favorite player.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
In the league right now. Baker Mayfield is just a
beast out there.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Oh I know, he was like a dead beat, just
left for dead and now he's a stud. So that
should be a That game's gonna be a flame thrower
and you're gonna want to be in that game next Monday.
So to get your chance to win those tickets, you
will have to play the Tampa Mayo Challenge. To get
into the Tampa Mayo Challenge, you will have to be
listening here in about ten minutes to get qualified. How
about that, and you'll score fifty bucks to Kroger.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
All right, here's what we're gonna do. We got a
lot of stuff to get into. We'll get into sports
as well. Brian Branch out here doing one of the
dumbest things you can do, which is punch a dude
that's wearing a helmet. Really stupid. But that led to
a melee at the end, not really a melee, more
of a kerfuffle. Maybe a kerfuffle is.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
A flat fight, flat fight kind of.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
It was a little bit more than a slap fight.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
It was a little bit more than your typical baseball fight,
which is just you know, by the time the fatsos
from the bullpen run ins. Yeah, that kind of thing.
It was a little bit more than that. But Dan
Campbell not pleased with Brian Branch today. You'll hear from
the coach momentarily. We got a lot to do. We
got old people getting scammed, which is one of my
favorite subjects. So we are loaded today and we are

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not celebrating Canadian Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
No, we are working as People's Day.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
We all know that we.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Are working today on Indigenous People's Day. It's the Joshennis Show.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Stay there not.

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How many followers did you say?

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Need like eight more seventy four.

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Speaker 3 (17:54):
Social media, including the new Josh Inness Show Facebook page,
where we would like to interact with you. Today is
national no broad Day. Oh good, I'm celebrating appropriately me too.
I might just take a topless photo if we can
get up to like a thousand followers, which we probably won't.
If we get a thousand followers on the Facebook page,
I'll post a topless photo.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
I'm going brawless.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Yeah, I'm sure people would love to see that, and
you could probably just google me and already find topless photo.
Because when I drink beer on Sundays, back when I
used to have a smoker like a trigger, I had
a pellet grill, which a lot of people say is
a cheap way to be a pitmaster. You should be
using real wood and stuff like that. But I don't
know how to do that. What do you to go

(18:37):
to school learn how to do that? Yeah, so I
just use a pellet grill and I would just sit
outside and drink beer and smoke meat all day.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
And the more I drank, the more I would do
more naked.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
You became correct, and then I would just take pictures
of me naked essentially and post them on social media.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Very nice. It turned me on a little bit there.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
I know.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
I celebrate no broad Day every day but it is
no broad day. So look, here's the problem with no
broad day. So let's say a woman is wearing no
brad because it's no broad Day and it's suppose it's
meant to celebrate breast cancer awareness, which okay, fine, whatever,
But if if that's the case, like, do you acknowledge it?
Do you like wish somebody when you notice they're not

(19:15):
wearing That's a good question, it really is. Like I'm
not asking that to be pardon the intentional pun here,
I'm not trying to be titillating, but like what do
you acknowledge it?

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Or do you just ignore it?

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Because if you comment on a woman's bosom in the workplace,
it's usually frowned upon us.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
It's very very frowned upon. Then to violates some HR
rules there.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
But if they're deliberately going topless because it's national no
broad Day and you know they're doing it for that reason,
like why is it bad to just say like nice
rack or something like that.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Like good, good boobs? You know, great boobs, Yeah, great boobs.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Lovely boobs.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Hey, good one, oh man, you boobs are on Phelipe
this morning, man?

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I mean you have got top notch breasticles today, and
I'm just I'm look, I'm because you've been blessed.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
So I don't know what the rules are. I'm gonna
guess you can't comment on.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Bosom in the workplace, but I really think you should.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
I'm not saying that because you know, I don't. I'm like,
I'm not saying you gotta objectify people, But if somebody
looks nice in the office, you should be able to
tell them they look nice in the office without it
being like because nobody dresses nice because they don't want
to be told they look nice.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
They want the compliment, and nobody.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Goes brawless because they don't want you to notice that
they're brawless.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
See what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Maybe maybe the breast compliment you wait when you're on
the street outside the building, so that way it's not
considered in the workplace, but it's.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Still somebody that you work with.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
But hey, if you're off the clock, you're just paying
another person to compliment on their breast. So, guys, this is.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
I don't know if you knew this, it's not sexual
harassment if it's a co worker outside.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Of the office, exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
See now, I know you need a jury of your
peers to convict you.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
On notional note, broad Day, good luck all right, So
if you want to get qualified for the Tampa Mayo Challenge,
get tickets to the next Monday's game.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
Call.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Now we'll take caller ten for that, and we'll get
sports coming up next.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Joe here from Dan Campbell.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
He's not happy with Brian Branch the Josh inn Is Show.
So if you stayed up and watched the entire Lions game,
that sucked, of course. But at the end there was
a little melee, a little fracast, if you will. And
it all started because Brian Branch took a swing at

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Juju Smith Schuster, and he did one of the dumber
things you can do, which is punch a dude in
the helmet. It's not gonna hurt anybody but yourself. Correct,
that's a dumb move on your part. I don't understand
why you would do that. But he takes a swing
at Juju Smith Schuster, then he comes back, they start
fighting each other and then a little bit of a

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little Meleean series wasn't huge. I mean, there have obviously
been bigger things have happened, but it was the end
of the game and it made some news. Dan Campbell, though,
let me tell you a man here was not pleased
with Brian Branch.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
You start with this.

Speaker 10 (22:11):
I love Brown Branch, but what he did is inexcusable
and it's not going to be accepted here.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
It's not what we do. It's not what we're about.

Speaker 10 (22:18):
I apologize to uh Coach Reid and the Chiefs and uh,
you know and Shuster, that's not okay. That's not what
we do here. And uh, it's not going to be okay.
He knows that our team knows it, and uh so
that's that's that's not what we do.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Let me start with this, and he's like, listen here,
I'll tell you. What I'll tell you is that if
we had, if we didn't have, you know, every player hurt,
maybe I'd cut you, but I will, but literally everybody's heard,
so you have to stay. But we don't accept what
you did. I don't get that just punching somebody in
the helmet, like I guess you have no other option,
but like I guess you could you could just punch

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him in the gut or something like take a gut shot,
like you hit somebody in the helmet. It's just dumb.
It doesn't make any sense. But yeah, that was a
loss last night.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
That was no good.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Then the Mariners won, so they're up one nothing in
their series.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Screw them.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I have a hot take. I have a hot Tigers
related take. By the way, I keep hearing that that
Trek Schooble emptied the tank after six innings, he hit
through ninety nine pitches. He emptied the tank. He emptied
the tank. Well, here's what I would prefer he have
done after he emptied the tank. Refill the freaking tank.

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Don't pitch the seventh any like this dude's gonna make
four hundred million dollars not here.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
He will not be playing here. He'll be playing in.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
La Chicago, somewhere that will pay him four hundred million dollars. Which,
for the record, I'm not going to judge the Tigers
for that, because I would never pay a starting pitcher
four hundred million dollars or three hundred million dollars. A
guy that pitches once a week is not like a
dude that plays every day. You want to pay him
four hundred million, have at it. I'm paying this dude
that money. But like, I know, I'm old school here,

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but you pitch into your arm falls off, the season's
on the freaking line. Yeah yeah, and I would take
I would take Tarrek's Scooble, you know, with the tank
empty quote unquote tank empty, over anybody else that they
could have put in the game in that situation in
a two to one game.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yes, the offense sucked.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
I get all that, But like when your car, when
the tank in your car is on empty, what you
do is you go to the gas station and you
get more gas. You don't just say, well, I guess
I'm never driving this car again because the tank's empty. Hway,
refill the freaking tank. I don't care about your cute
little strikeouts. Cool, you struck out thirteen people. The team

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needs you in that spot. You need to be on
the mound until your arm falls off. And let's say
they blew the lead with Scooble on the mound, I'd
take that over Finnegan blowing the game.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
God, that pissed me off so much, just you know.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Oh, he emptied the tank. Who empties the tank after
six innings? What guy empties the tank? It's gonna get
four hundred million dollars empties the tank after.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Six in eight, Verlander would have stayed in the game.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Verlander still be pitching if you on the mound right now,
literally right now, Verlander. Because everybody wants to compare schoobl
to Verlander. No offense to Schooble. He couldn't hold Verlander's
d when he was taking a lead.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
Wow, he couldn't.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
And he's gonna go off and make four hundred million dollars,
And good for him. He's a very good player. I'm
just lashing out. He's a very good player. But you
have to pry the ball from Verlander's cold, dead hands.
Schooble's like, well, struck out thirteen guys, bullpen, it's yours now,
that's all your boys. Yes, she's your son. Go take
good care of her. Score you, I'd rather you stand

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there and give up ten freaking runs then go out
there and do that. That That pissed me off more
than you could, more than you can imagine. I was
like Dan Dickerson level of pissed.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Off with that recap. That's how I felt. I felt.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
F this game recap. Damn this game recap.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
That's how I felt freaking schooble.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
So hey, hey, la Chicago, enjoy your six innings of playoff.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Baseball from Terror School.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
The guy threw one hundred something pitches against the guard Indians.
You couldn't do it again? Oh God, that enraged me
more than you could fathom. I'm sitting and I was
doing i was doing commentary on it on our Facebook page.
I'm like, stay in the game and then boom they
blow the lead.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Then we have to watch fifteen innings of this crowd.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
And look, I'll talk about the fifteen innings in a
little bit, but my god, like I get it. I'm
enraged today on that National no broad Day of all days.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I'm in a mood.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Then you all fired up like I can live with
the Lions laws. You're gonna win games and lose games.
It is what it is. Put the season on the
line for the Tigers and Schoobls like sorry, running on
empty palle.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I gotta go take her in for repairs.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
I'm calling it. I'm gonna put her under a sheet
and call it a day.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Screw you.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
Nice Back on one o six point seven Detroit's Wheels,
Josh and a Show. It's Josh and James this morning.
So I got a text here that says, what is
this Dan Dickerson audio you're referring to?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
I don't get the reference.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
How did you not see this? It was everywhere.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Dan Dickerson embodied how everybody felt on Friday. So if
you haven't heard the full audio, so I guess it's
the end of the broadcast.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Game's over, it's fifteen innings.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
My man's drained.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
They need him to do a recap audio and he
didn't realize that the microphones were still hot. And what
you got is this from Dan Dickerson.

Speaker 11 (27:26):
Dan, I'll be.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Back to talk about it after this. I'm the Detroit
Tigers radio network and I don't have to do it game.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
This game recap, Oh, I'm sorry. Three two?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
A little apology afterwards? Oh I'm sorry? Was that out loud?

Speaker 12 (27:47):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
I'm sorry if I offended you.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
This game recap.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
That's exactly how everybody felt. Universally. Every single comment on
every post about this was one hundred percent in.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Favor of Dan Dickerson because Dan Dickerson.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Represented how everybody felt after that fifteen inning loss.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
This game recap, that's exactly how we all felt.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
I was already a Dan Dickerson fan because I think
he's wonderful, and nomine even bigger fan of Dan Dickerson
because he had his own little Casey.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Case moment here this game recap. That's exactly right.

Speaker 13 (28:18):
Now we're up to our long distance dedication, all right.
One is about kids and pets and the situation that
we can all understand whether we have kids or pets
are neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, Ohio, and
here's what he writes, Dear Casey, this may seem to
be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere and
it'll need a lot if you play it. Recently, there

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was a death in our family. He was a little
dog named Snuggles. But he was most certainly a part
of Let's come start again.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
And here's where it gets good.

Speaker 11 (28:49):
From coming out of the record.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Play the record, okay, please.

Speaker 14 (28:58):
See when you come out of those up temple damn numbers, man,
it's impossible to make those transitions, and then you got
to go into somebody dying.

Speaker 11 (29:05):
You know, they do this to me all the time.
I don't know what the hell they do it for,
but damn it, if we can't come out of a
slow record. I don't understand it. He's down on the phone.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (29:14):
I want a damn concerted effort to come out of
a record that isn't.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
A fucking up tempo record.

Speaker 14 (29:19):
Every time I do a damn depth dedication, now make it.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
And I also want to know what.

Speaker 11 (29:25):
Happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
This a god last damn time.

Speaker 11 (29:30):
I want somebody to who'se a fucking brain to not.

Speaker 14 (29:32):
Come out of a damn record that is uh that
that's up tempo, and I got to talk about a
dog dying.

Speaker 13 (29:39):
It is ponderous man, ponderous and ponderous.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
That's how I felt wantsing the game.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
So when Dan Dickerson's like.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Eh yo, what f this game? Red retap, I feel
the same way.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
We all collectively felt the same ways. It's ponderous man.
That's I think that's my favorite part of that whole
rant is the ponderous man. It's ponderous. That's a classic.
He's ranting like a lunatic and then ponderous man, ponderous man.
I want someone to use his is Don on the phone.

(30:13):
That's that's what we were missing from Dan Dickerson. There
is just a random is Don on the phone. I
wish he would have done that. He's like, hey, I'm
sorry I said that out loud.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
It's Don on the phone.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Oh that game sucked. So here's what happened. So it
went so long and I didn't nap on Friday, got
the bar at the bar the multiple times, and I
thought they were going to kick us out. My wife
was like, you got to stuck because like I'm not
close enough with the people at this bar yet for
them to know, like they don't know him on the radio,

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or they don't know that I get up at three
point thirty every morning and that I didn't take a nap,
nor do they care, probably right, but like they are, they're.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Just looking at me because I kept dozing.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Like when when they hit the go ahead home run
to go up two to one, I was asleep. I
was like something like this at the bar and then
I hear people cheer yeah, and Jelly's like, they're gonna
kick us out. And I know that the bartenders kept
looking at me because I kept ordering beer.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
They probably thought I was blacked out. I wasn't even drunk.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
I mean I was buzzed, but I wasn't even drunk.
I was just sitting at the bar. And the game
went so long that I kept falling asleep.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Bush lattes. Two bush lattes, and he's already cashed out track.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
That's what was the most embarrassing thing about it is
they probably are judging me for being.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
A lightweight, and I'm like, no, I'm not. I'm not
a lightweight.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I am a professional drinker of domestic light beers.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Please don't judge me.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
So then I felt terrible because like, I don't know that,
Like I need to introduce myself now and let them know.
I hate to do this, but I need to let
them know that I'm the dude on the radio, so
they don't just look at me as some you know,
otis the drunk at the bar that falls asleep. I
had been going on like twenty three hours without sleep,
and then the stupid game went fifteen innings. So I'm
just I'm like I would, I, honest to god, do

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not remember anything that happened in that game from about
the eighth inning on. Could not tell you how it ended.
I was asleep like this when the game winning hit happened.
Every now and then I'd wake up because people would
share a double play.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I'd be like ah, and then I.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Would look like a wacky arm flailing inflatable tube.

Speaker 10 (32:17):
Man.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
I'd go from this to this woo, and then I
fall back a sleep and they were judging the hell
out of it. They were about to kick us out,
and then I kept ordering drinks and Jillye's like, you know,
I think they did because I ordered.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
A shot and then they never brought the shot.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
They never brought it, and she's like, you know, they
cut your ass off. One O six point seven. Detroit's
wheels got to watch that Ozzie documentary. Still haven't had
a chance because there's been football and baseball and falling
asleep at the bar so many different things. But this
Aussie documentary should be good, and they got to check
it out. Shosh and James this morning, Hello friend, So

(32:57):
we are about an hour away from your first chance
to get.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
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Speaker 5 (33:02):
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Speaker 3 (33:05):
It's an invite only little shin dig at the Hollywood
Casino at Greek Town. It's November eighth, from one to
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(33:26):
Liquor and Fine One. How am I not a Can
I get BB's Liquor and Fine Wines to be a
sponsor this show? I think you've got to stay awake
if you drink in order for that to happen.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Do you think so?

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
They're like, no, we were going to, but we found
out that you passed out at the bar, passed out
after two beers.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Okay, yeah again. I can handle my booze.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I can't handle twenty three hours of no sleep and
a stupid fifteen inning baseball game. That's another thing. Like
I kept seeing people post about how epic the game was.
I have a hot take. Fifteen inning baseball games are
stupid and after a while they get boring. There I
said it. Same thing with like these three overtime hockey games.
People love to talk about three overtimes, like, oh my god,

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the most epic thing and its sudden death. I think
early in the overtimes it's fun and then it gets
a point where we're all like, you know what, I
just kind of hope this in dies.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Somebody win, please, somebody win.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
It gets to that point, right like, it just keeps going,
and that's how I felt. Now, this baseball game had
some great moments, some double plays when it looked like
the game was gonna be over, like it was a
good game. But fifteen innings is too much like after
ten Roe Shambeau or something for the win rock paper scissors,
something like that, because fifteen innings is just kind of
like I'm bored.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Now.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Yeah, at a certain point, maybe they need to go
to the banana ball rules that I don't understand so
they can determine a winner.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
There we go.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
That's when we need stilts to come on out, you know,
that's when we need the crowd to catch the foll
ball and they have a count towards us.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
See, you're right, let's see schoo will do a backflip,
you know, give them a win.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
If Scooble can do a backflip, we win. You get
to pick the player from the other team to at
tenp the bagflip.

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, I like these rules.

Speaker 5 (35:02):
Or we screw with.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Things and play like Horse. You're like, wait a minute,
we're changing sports exactly. We are playing horse from here
on out. So there, all right, But anyway, so your
first chance to win your way into the Toolbox Party,
where you could win some pretty awesome freaking gifts.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
You can do that here in about an hour. We
have a ton to get into.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
We got old people getting scammed by fake celebrities and
other types. Which again my favorite topic is that topic.
We got that and a parental dilemma to discuss. We
all have all that coming up. It's the Josh Innis
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But your first chance to get into the Toolbox Party
coming up at eight twenty five.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
All right, so here's a story for you.

Speaker 3 (36:11):
Headline reads, two time bank robber arrested after his mom
turns him in. Oh my, a two time bank robber
arrested after mom turns him in. Now you have kids,
I don't. I am just somebody's kid, but I do
not have children. But I will ask you this, all right, Jason,
would you ever turn your children in?

Speaker 6 (36:34):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Man?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
I think it depends on the crime. Okay, honestly, I
think it depends on the crime. I'll give it some murder.
I'm probably gonna have to, uh sorry, I'm gonna have
to turn you in.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
See, I think I agree with that. So the way
I look at it is, if you are committing something heavy,
we're like, like a bank robber who's really impacted by
a bank robbery? The bank and you know what the
banks suck anyway, so speak the banks. So like correct,
So if you rob a bank, I'm like, listen, if
they catch you, they catch you, if they don't whatever,
you know what I mean, Like, I feel some level

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of guilt.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Maybe that I know that you robbed a bank. You
can increase dead as palms here with some of that cash,
you act here's.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
A problem in see, then you're involved. Now you have
to play ignorant on that. So like if your son's like, hey, dad,
I got you like ten grand, You're like, well, thanks, son,
what do you do?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
And he's like, well, I started door dashing. Wow, so
I have a few extra dolls. I didn't realize that
I don't have to get involved in some of that
door dashing dude.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Correct.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
See, And as long as they don't tell you that,
it's that. But like if you like killed somebody, like
I kind of have to be like, hey, listen, I
gotta let let him know that you know you killed somebody.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
But let's see, the story reads.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
No matter how tough you are, it's trouble when your
mama has had enough. A Tampa man was arrested on
Thursday after his mother called nine to one one to
turn him in for robbing a bank. Aaron Spencer, thirty three,
walked into a truest bank a Memorial Highway around one
ten pm and demanded money from the teller while suggesting
he had a gun. He left on foot with the
money and threw away his clothes in a nearby parking lot.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
So was he just naked. Yeah, it's weird, Like.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
That's gonna draw more attention to yourself. Well, why is
that naked guy in the parking lot?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Why if there's a guy there's a naked guy with
a giant bag, and I think it it looks like cash.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
There's something a foot here.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Later that afternoon, around four thirty eight pm, his mother
called the police, saying her son had just robbed a
bank and she was bringing him to the sheriff's office
to turn him in.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Oh, mom's taking you. It's like the time I got
caught stealing the kidcat bar. My dad's like, takes me
to the police station. He's gonna take me out, walk
me in.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
You're gonna apologize.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
You're gonna apologize to the dollar General for stealing. That's
what you're gonna do. I and so I one time
when I was a kid, stole a pocket knife from
somewhere Wow, And I like, I hid it in my
pants and everything, and and I thought I'd gotten away
with it.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
But apparently my parents knew the whole time.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
So they had my buddy come into like my room
and he was like, so, would you get that pocket knife?
I'm like, oh, man, I just found it outside. He's like, oh,
did you really? And then like my parents bar gin,
They're like, where'd you get the knife? We know you
stole it? Sound it outside They're like, no, you didn't
find a pocket knife outside your dumb ahole. Wait then
I got my ass kick. But like, I don't know,

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Like do you think your parents would turn you in?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I think again, it might might be the crime, depending
on what it's like robbing a bank, you know, maybe
they'll look the other way.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
But uh, I don't know if I feel like I
think it's I think we're all in the same world.
I think I think once you get to murder, but
or like something heavy, you know, like a heavier again,
robbing a bank, that doesn't impact anybody other than like
the bank.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
And I think the situation too, like if I've been
in trouble my whole life, my parents are probably sick
of my crap and that was time to make a change.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
So probably what this turn you in? You know, correct?
I think that's fair. I can't fix you. I think
the sheriff can fix you exactly. I think what we're
dealing with here is a situation like that. I think
if this was like a good boy who like decided
to rob a bank because his family was poor, like
he was doing it for a noble reason, like a
robin Hood like robin Hood reason. I think the parents
would be like that, No, it's fine, you know, we'll

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just if he gets caught, he gets caught. But like
if it's just like a like a career criminal, like
a jerk that's been doing bad stuff forever, and they're
sick of you anyway, and your parents already hate you,
like you're the bad seed. Like your brother is successful
and he's a lawyer and your family loves him, and
you're the bigger black Yeah, and they're like, you're out.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
You know what I'm saying, Like I think that I
think that impacts that out of our basement.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
We're forty, I'm not going to keep paying off your
gambling debts again and stop buying all that Fortnite stuff.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Then I think then that would be a thing. Fortnight.

Speaker 12 (40:36):
What what.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
I'm tired of spending money on your four V bucks
for you. I'm tired of your Fortnite addiction. Damn it
all right? Anyway, Josh in his show, you want to
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Speaker 4 (41:04):
Thank you, Thank you, Josh in a show.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
All right, So we are about what will be thirty
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Speaker 5 (41:12):
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twenty five, twelve, twenty five, three, twenty five, five, twenty five,
you'll have your chance to get in for this and
it's gonna be an awesome time. We're all gonna be there.
You can meet the Dock of Rock. I mean, look,
you get to hang out with the doc that doesn't suck.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
You're surprising itself.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Look, that's the only reason I'm going is because I
heard the Doc's gonna be there. If the Dock's not
gonna be there, I'm going to pass. But now that
I've heard that the doc is going to be there,
I'm just gonna have to go hang this sweet as
the deal.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
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You want to get in be listening around eight twenty five,
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Speaker 2 (43:02):
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Speaker 5 (43:24):
O'clock Josh Innis Show, Josh and James this Morning.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
What's going out on this Monday. Here's a headline for you.
Oakland University student under investigation over dangerous post targeting GOP candidate.
Oh so, apparently this person is facing expulsion because they
allegedly posted a photo of a state representative candidate with

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the caption execute these two.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Things, so wishing death upon this person's look.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
I feel like college people are just angrier and more
psychotic than they used to be when I.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
Was in college.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
See when I was in college, we just we wanted
to drink beer, try to get laid you did dumb things,
I think.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
But here's the problem.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
I think people are too politically active. Now I agree
with that, especially young people. Go be a young person,
but like what's happening is we're starting to pollute people's
minds and make them feel like they have to be
politically active, they have to use a side they see,
the one side of the other.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
I didn't think.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
I never thought about political things when I was nineteen
years old at all. Didn't care who the president wasn't
care about anything.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
All I wanted to do was drink beer on Friday
and drink beers and see some boobs.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
That's it, you know.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
And I did one of those things a lot in college,
and one of them I didn't do enough.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
In college, nearly enough.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
Most of the boobs, that's not were my own correct
on National no broad Day.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah yeah, Sometimes if you close your close your eyes
and fill your own man boobs on occasion, you can
make believe it.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
So a lady, Wow, well she's not a very stack lady.
I'll tell you that. Well, my lady was more than yours,
I guess.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
I guess so.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
But like I think of that, and I'm like, I
never cared about this stuff, right, Like on a Friday,
get off from the radio station, I'd go over to
my buddy's house. He and his buddies all like smoke pot.
I didn't smoke pot. So I'd go to their house
and buy a six pack. We'd sit around watch Californication,
watch you know whatever on you know the early days
of Netflix where you had to still order the CDs.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Yeah, we came in the mail.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Correct, We popped that bad boy in and I'd pass
out after like half an hour because I was, you know, working,
and I could go to work and I'd come there,
I'd drink some beers and we party.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
We have a good time.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Now it's like everybody has this pressure to be politically
active and have an opinion on things, and it's really
social media's fault.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Social media is the worst. Oh agreed, yep.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
If social media existed back then, maybe we all would
have been forced to be politically active. I have not
Like when I'm nineteen twenty years old, do not care.
I want to go to the football game. I want
to watch football. I want to drink beer, go to shows.
The last thing I was concerned about is like, hey,
I'm going to try to, you know, kill some state
representative because I disagree with him politically. But these people

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are warped now, these kids, they're ruined, They're wrecked.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Social media is the main culprit.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
It's wrecked these freaking people.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Like like these guys, like this guy would rather bitch
on social media and than get laid probably probably, And
that upsets me because you.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Should always want to get laid. In college. It's been
over radicalized.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Exactly good to in one way or the other.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
He's been radicalized.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
See, I like where your head's at, James, And that's
what's happening to these college dudes.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Now. See, college used to be better.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Back with like like oh the stuff that would happen
in Porky's like it never really happened, but like you know,
people with peep holes in the showers and you know,
typical collegiate hijinks.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Revenge of the Nerves and Nerds. There you go, yes,
although I.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Mean Lewis did basically rape the girl in the in
the Bounce House and that's no good. So again, don't
do all of the things in Revenge of the Nerds.
But if you want to put a camera in the sorority.

Speaker 5 (46:50):
House and you know, look for some bush.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
That's just fun.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
College hijinks also still illegal, but don't I mean, listen,
it's more fun behind it. Yes, it's a lot better
than calling for someone's executions.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Correct If the options are, hey, we've got bush or
execute somebody in college, take the former.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Yeah, I think the former is the correct answer.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
All right.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
That was at Oakland University, so somebody's radicalized there anyway,
Josh Innis Show, We'll have sports coming up for you
in just a second, but first we must play rock
and roll. In that rock and roll speaking of people
who are radicalized, green Day quite it's called when I
come around. We are twenty minutes from your first chance

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to get into the Toolbox party. We are Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
The joshns Show spoil all right.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
So the Lions lost last night thirty to seventeen, and
I didn't hit any bets in that game. I got
in late on a bet where I was hoping that
that since they were losing, they'd throw for a certain
number of passing yards. But that last drive, which was
never going to win them the game, but I thought
they'd pick up a lot of garbage passing yards and
I know I got your own issues.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
But I was very let down by that final drive.
I bet I will. I will just let everyone know
that I lost on that.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Another bet I was disappointed in was Michigan State bed
that you had almost locked in last week. Yeah, yeah,
I was also disappointed. Dude, they suck. Here you go DraftKings.
Just take my money, literally, enjoy it. Just set it
on fire. Like boy, they suck.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
And I knew they sucked, but I thought UCLA would
suck even more and they were coming off a big win.
I mean, Ucla basically helped get James Franklin fired at
Penn State this weekend, and yet somehow they've now won
two in a row, including over Michigan State. Yeah, that
was I apologize to everyone for that. I was quite confident,
and as it turns out, I was wrong.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Don't listen to me. I made a mistake. This is
not a sports betting advice program, not officially it's not.
And I'll offer you some insights, but that was a failure.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
So if you never listened to me again, I don't
blame him speaking to James Franklin. So James Franklin was
the coach at Penn State until he got fired yesterday,
and they have just lost back to back games as
gigantic favorites over Northwestern and UCLA. So he's going to
get paid for the next six years of his deal.
His buyout is fifty million dollars. Wow, he's gonna get
paid fifty million dollars to not work. That is getting

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paid over six years fifty million dollars. That is six
hundred and sixty six thousand, six hundred and sixty.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Six dollars per month.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
That is one hundred and fifty three, eight hundred and
forty six dollars per week. That is twenty one thousand,
nine hundred and seventeen dollars per day. That is nine
hundred and thirteen dollars per hour. That is fifteen dollars
per minute.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Wow, that would be James is no longer working for
six years.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Correct, I'm just gonna collect that check.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
And yeah this Jimo probably wants to go coach again.
I'm like, no, just sit on the beach and enjoy life.
But to Margarito, have a thousand of them, have the
most fancy Margariti ever can You're making fifteen dollars a minute.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Impressive, you're a cam girl.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Basically, yeah, I'm Franklin and only fans skates.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
That's who makes that kind of money. And he does,
you have to show off his bee hole exactly. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Uh, speaking of of be holes, So it appears that
that Brian Branch was the bee hole yesterday as he
was initiating a scuffle, he took a he punched a
guy in the face Juju Smith Schuster, well, he punched
him in the helmet, which again is stupid. But Dan
Campbell not pleased with that decision.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
We start with this.

Speaker 10 (50:35):
I love Brown Branch, but what he did is inexcusable
and it's not going to be accepted here. It's not
what we do, it's not what we're about. I apologize
to uh Coach Read and the chiefs and uh, you
know and Shuster.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
That's not okay. That's not what we do here, and
it's not going to be okay.

Speaker 10 (50:55):
He knows that our team knows it, and uh.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
So, so there you go. So, but that is dumb
and then it led to a fight after the game.
Just a just a bad night, just a bad weekend.
I'm assuming he's gonna be getting fine suspended, or I
would assume there's certainly gonna be a fine. I don't
know about a suspension, but it's not gonna be fifteen
dollars a minute. I don't think that'll be the fine,
not that much, but it's still going to be a fine.

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And Michigan also lost over the weekend. While we're talking
about teams that lost, Michigan lost, Michigan State lost, the
Tigers lost, the Lions lost. Losing the weekend. It was
not a good weekend. So maybe things will turn around though. Well, hey,
next Monday, we get Monday Night Football, we get Tampa.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
That should be a hell of a fun game too.
But we got to get a bounce back, all.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Right, Josh in this show coming up, don't fall for scams.
If you're getting messages from the cast members of Hallmark
Christmas Movies, it's not really them. We will let you
hear from them coming up. I love when old people
get scammed. Well those six points, yeap in Detroit's wheels.
That is the outfield, a place where the Tigers didn't

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really hit.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
The ball on Friday. Waka waka.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
I do what I can.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I'll be here all week.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Tip the waiters so you know, I enjoy stories of
old people getting scammed, which sounds mean right, but again,
like if you allow yourself to get scammed, then you know,
oh correct, Like you hear this from a lot of artists,
like I told you that Neil Diamond in his bio
on Instagram says Neil will never ask you for money,
which means someone has sent money to who.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
They thought was Neil Diamond.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Yes, so people are dumb, and apparently people who watch
Hallmark Holiday movies are also very dumb, so dumb in fact,
that the stars of these Hallmark Christmas movies people I've
never heard of, like Andrew Walker, b J Britt, Nicky DeLoach,
Paul Campbell, Tamara Mallory. Oh that's sister, sister. Yeah, that's

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the biggest name on the list. That's the only one
I know. And Tyler Hine had to put out a
social media message to let you know that nobody from
Hallmark Christmas movies will be dming you looking for relations
or money.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
Hi. Friends, we care deeply about our fans and we
have something very important to tell you.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
There's a growing industry wide problem across social media. Bake
accounts are impersonating actors reaching out to fans directly with
misleading messages. I think the issue isn't that people are
reaching out to fans with misleading messages. The issue is
that the fans are dumb enough to believe.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
They are real.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
They'll be part of the brom is the bigger issue.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
It's very important that you know.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
It's important that you know we will never contact you
personally to ask for financial help, donations, or to meet up.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
If you receive a message like this, it's a scam.
It's a scam.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
No way we will.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
The star of Sister Sister is not reaching out to
you for a hookup. Oh man, damn, oh man, oh dear,
it's a scam.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Please block the account and report 'orted to the social
media platform immediately. Stay safe, stay connected, and thank you
and thank you, thank you so much, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you for being part of our Hallmark family.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Here's an idea. Stay alert all this.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Stay woke, fam, that's what you need to do. Stay
woke and hip to the jive. Then it's fake like.
That's the thing I find interesting about old people who
get scammed, just people who get scammed in general by
fake celebrities. Yeah, not like a fake bank or something
I can see where like if you get a voicemail
that seems very authentic that someone's telling you like, hey,
your account's been hacked or something that I understand. But

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when like somebody from a very Kansas city chiefs Christmas
on Hallmark sends you a DM and it's like, hey,
you want to meet up.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I'm lonely, and your first.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Thought is all right, score, then then you're stupid.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
I'm lonely too. That's that's my problem.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Like all you have to do is be like, no,
I'm not interested and just you know, log off. But
these people can't do that because there's an arrogance. So
you have to have a certain level of arrogance to
get scammed by a fake celebrity because in your mind
now you've convinced yourself that for some reason b J.
Britt of the Hallmark Movies here is a hot correct.

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There's an arrogance and a narcissism that comes with that,
and you deserve to get scammed at that point. Like
we were reading another one earlier about someone who got
scammed by someone claiming to be an astronaut who.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Was stuck in space a Chinese woman like.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Why bless you? And the thing is that Chinese are
generally a smart people. I wouldn't assume that a Chinese
person would get scammed by a fake astronaut.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
My mistake a Japanese woman.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I get Japanese, Chinese, anybody from Asia, they tend to
be a very smart people.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
They're great savvy business people.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
You don't.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
You never see homeless Asian people. You know why, because
they're smart, savvy business people and they know what they're doing.
Yet you mean to tell me that somebody from Japan
got scammed by a fake astronaut.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
You, I mean, you wouldn't fall forward it if an
astronaut said, hey, I'm in space, I'm stranded on space
ship and I am in need of oxygen, so send
me all the Amazon gift cards you can.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Old ass people, Oh bless your heart.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Look, Asian people can be stupid too.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
I learned something new today.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
I didn't know that I assume that all Asian volts
were just extremely brilliant minded people.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Apparently.

Speaker 5 (56:19):
But also, if you're an astronaut second space, you have
time to hang out on Facebook and start sending me messages.
I know you think you're trying to work on getting
back down.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Let's get the auction tanks fixed correctly.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
I can't breathe, but my first thought is to talk
to this person on Facebook. There was one video that
I played once and it was a PSA from from
the lead singer Joe Elliott of def Leppard, and it
was a three minute video of him explaining how he's
not broke, he's not going through a divorce, so he's
not in love with you, and he doesn't need your money.

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And it was so great because that means that there
have been people who've been scammed by a fat Joe
Elliott who have sent money and thought they were in
a relationship with Joe Elliott of def Leppard.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Get some ladies showing pictures of her boyfriend, you know,
and you're like, hey, looks like the guy from Deaf Leppard.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
You've been dating him.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
It's like, wait a.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Minute, no, not the one with the missing arm, that's
your guy?

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (57:14):
Okay, God, Yeah, how terrible people are? Like you kind
of deserve to get scammed old people, because you've got
to You've got to get hit to this stuff before
it's too late, before your whole four oh one came
your retirement and all of the money you've spent building
up years and years is going to some guy claiming
to be Brian Adams. And fairness, I could see where

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you'd fall for it if it were Brian Adams, but
as you felt for it once I did.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
Yeah, yeah, So.

Speaker 4 (57:41):
I hope Brian Adams enjoys that car I bought him.
I don't have a commable car.

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Wow, but I thought it was a couple of iTunes cards.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
But no, you didn't know. I went all went the metal.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, Brian Adams here is driving a Mazda because of me.
So I hope you're enjoying my mos to Brian Adams anyway.
All right, Josh in the show, welcome in every body
on this Monday, crappy Monday, considering how bad things went
over the weekend, right, Am I wrong? No, exactly, That's
how we feel today. But how about some good old

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fashioned Southern rock.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
To wake your asses up this morning?

Speaker 6 (58:15):
Man?

Speaker 4 (58:16):
I love this song, man, just I'm love it.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Turn it up loud.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
We're gonna get through it all together, kids, and stay welcome.
Don't get scammed by people from the Hallmark Channel. How
about that it's called black Beny. It's Ram Jam on
Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Wow black Man and Pambam Ram Jam Josh Andy Show.
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Toolbox Party coming up November eighth. Get your chainsaws ready, brothers,
because it's going down at the Hollywood Casino Greek Town.
You might say, Josh, what the hell is the toolbox
party and.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Why do I want to go?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Well, let me tell you, brother or sister the toolbox
This party is back November eighth, Hollywood Casino at Greek Town.
There's gonna be over twenty.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Thousand dollars in prizes and power tools.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Do you have any power tools at home, James, I do?
Do I use me as a power tools god?

Speaker 5 (59:15):
I mean I have a couple of them, like a drill, yeah,
and I have a saws all.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Oh boy, what does that do?

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Let's you cut stuff like it's almost like a gun
with a saw blade at the end. Oh, that's awesome
to actually use it for anything.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
I think I've used it like twice. I'm not very
handy around the house.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
I usually have to call real men in like my
brother in law to come do the manly stuff for me,
and then I assist.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
But it's good to know it's there. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
It's better to have it, you know, and not needed
in case you need a saws all.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Yeah, well, who knows you might have a chance to
win a saws all? Oh wow, I don't know. I
can't promise you anything here, but I will tell you
that there's a chance for you to get it now.
We have got Milwaukee tools and packouts, Ford Mustang E
bike from Dean sellers Ford and that's from Dean's to
the Troit motor Mall. Tires and oil changes for a

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year from finish Line Oil Change, auto repair tools from
Detroit Diamond Drilling. How about like a Milwaukee blower kit?
What is a Milwaukee blower kit? Do you have any
idea what that is? I have no clue either. Blow
to dude, what if we gave away a blow torch?
God tell me what what other radio station's giving you
a freaking blow torch?

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Some welding.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I have no idea we're actually giving away a blow torch,
but it'd be cool if we did.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Let's see what else we got.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
We got gas powered bed redefine or a Milwaukee M
eighteen rocket light tower kit. Again, I don't know what
any of this means sounds fancy. But if you guys
know what this is, you can call and let me
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There's going to be live music as well, so it's
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there's awesome giveaways over twenty thousand dollars in prizes. James
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Let's go to the phone.

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Hello, who is this? Is it? Stephanie? Stephanie?

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How the hell are you?

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I'm wonderful, Josh? How are you good?

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
What's going on on this Monday? How are you feeling?

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
I'm feeling like you might tell me I want a
toolbox ticket?

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Ay go unbrellas Nobralla's day. No are you thinking about it?

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
No, No, not thinking about that today. So do you
ever though, like, do you ever go into public brawlis?

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Not too often though?

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
But does it make you feel liberated when you do?
Or do you think, oh this just isn't a good look?

Speaker 6 (01:04:08):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
I just say you feel wonderful, the airflows, it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
And we throw a giant middle finger to societal norms
when we do that too.

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
That's right. You think you might go bralis if you
make your way into the Toolbox Party.

Speaker 12 (01:04:23):
Hell yeah, I'll do whatever you need me to do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Well, on that note, your caller number nine, Sorry, somebody
else wins. You're lying your caller ten, Stephanie, congratulations. Awesome, yep,
you're You're invited to our Toolbox Party in Hollywood Casino
at Greek Town on Saturday, November eighth.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
There's gonna be a lot of awesome stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
There's over twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes and power
tools and you're gonna be there with two of your friends.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
Who are you gonna bring with you?

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Oh my husband Steve O.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
And I'm sure his buddies will be trying.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
To get tickets on their own.

Speaker 11 (01:05:00):
So there.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Well, radio station is sending brawl as Stephanie and her
hunky bo Steve O to the Toolbox Party.

Speaker 6 (01:05:09):
One O six seven w l lz man, I am
so excited one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in the show. It
is Josh and James today. That is James formerly of
David Chuck. If you guys are wondering, I know that
a lot of people are like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
Who's James.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
I recognize that voice. It's been It's very deep, basy,
sexy voice that they love. I see again.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
People are still commenting on on our page and on
your page that they're excited that you're here. And I
am excited to Jerry here, and I'm excited that the
people that listen to you over there are there. What
are some of the main takeaways you've gotten from people,
good and bad that you have seen on your social
media about what we're doing here at Weels.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
I mean, it's all mostly been good. I don't think
I've really seen much bad stuff. Everybody's excited that I'm
back on the radio. They say they're excited to hear
my boys. Yeah, but yeah, I mean it's it's all
been good for the most part.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
One of the big complaints I've seen from people on
your Facebook is that they're like, well, I tuned in
to hear talking, but then I heard thatutfield. So those
are people who are used to hearing a full on
morning talk show and they have a whole you have
a whole group of people.

Speaker 5 (01:06:15):
You can have a conversation for forty minutes and it
doesn't it doesn't lack. When there's two dudes in the studio,
it's a little bit harder.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
We'll see, we'll see. Hopefully we get to a point
where we're playing less of the music. Like, I like
that people want to hear actual talk. That's how you're
going to be successful in the morning, is you know,
actually doing that's what Mojo does.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Yeah, the music goes away, but you know, we're starting.
We don't know each other. We still got to we're
still working on, you know, our rhythm as a as
a duo and yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
I mean, look, we're already close enough for you to
bring me drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Yeah, so that's nice. I mean that's cool where we're buds.
Where we're drug buds now, So that's cool. But yeah,
like that's one of the complaints though that I saw
from people is I turn it on, and all I
hear is music. I understand your pain because I want
to hear more of me too. But I understand and
and I feel for you very much. But they but

(01:07:03):
they make us play some songs. But look, I like
the music nothing. Just to be clear, I like the
music we play, but I also understand what it takes
to actually be successful and win in the morning, Like,
it's funny they hire you to do a job and
then they want you to go get the same ratings
all these other people have. And then they're like, but
here's what we need you to do. We need you
to play four hundred minutes of commercials, play seventeen songs,

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and talk as well. Try to find a place to
do something funny and zany in the middle of all that.
And sometimes it's a pain in the ass trying to
figure out how to do that. That's what we're challenge
in the morning. We are navigating that right now, but
we are working on it. So good, great, wonderful. All right,
let's see here, you want to play some rock and roll,
we can do that for you. Well, I guess the
aforementioned rock and roll. How about Lincoln Park now on

(01:07:46):
wheels one of six point seven d Troy's Wheels Josh
and a Show Josh and James this Morning. Got a
text here that says, well, what if we want you
to talk more? Who do we complain to Casey? Send
him a message he's not busy.

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Ambush and with your complaints about the lack of talk
on the judge, your fans, get you get your AI bots. Yeah,
and then I'll get a text from him. Why did
you do that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:17):
Then he's just gonna be loaded with He's gonna be inbox.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
It's is full. We can't get actually any actual emails
in that he needs.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
What is Casey's email? Let me see what is this?
I mean like he's got a difficult name to spell.
That's kind of the pain in the ass of it all.
Let's see this is just Casey at uh. Oh god,
he's gonna get Superman, but who cares?

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
So his email then would just be Casey C A
S E Y and then his last name k r
u k o w s k I k r u
k o w s k I at iHeartMedia dot com.
Send Casey an email and say, hey, we want more
Josh and James and less Eddie money. And see what

(01:08:56):
he says to that, Just that exactly what we're sending
a form letter right now?

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
Why do you say the same thing? But like we
don't even play anybody, Like what do we do? But
that's exact.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
So do this for me if you want to hear more,
because I'll see how many he actually gets. And he's
going to be super pissed because I just love the
idea of his email. Just be ping ping, ping ping,
and then the headline needs to read that, so the headline.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Needs to say, so send it a form letter. So
the letter is easy.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
It's just, uh, send an email to Casey c A
s E Y k r U k O W s
K I and I why couldn't his name be Jim Smith.
It'd be a whole lot easier. Uh, But Casey Krakowski
at iHeartMedia dot com, Okay, send him an email. It
is a form email and it just says we want

(01:09:49):
more Josh and James, less Eddie money. That's all it
needs to say. And then the headline can be whatever
the hell you want it to be. But Casey Krakowski
at iHeartMedia dot com, he's gonna get super angrybody.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
He's gonna get like.

Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
Dan Dickerson after the game on Friday.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
Angry is what he's actually going.

Speaker 11 (01:10:08):
To Then I'll back to.

Speaker 7 (01:10:09):
Talk about it after this on the Detroit Tigers Radio Network,
and I don't have to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
Game recap.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
Oh I'm sorry, I'm three two.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
I just look how quickly he goes into the countdown
to they, oh f this anyway? Three two one, Hey everybody,
it's Dan Dickerson. What a rough loss it was tonight.
But again, so send and then let us see. Maybe
you could also just blind c see us, or like
to screenshot it and tweet us, or screenshot it and
send us a message on Instagram as well. Josh in

(01:10:47):
his show Inundate Casey's email flood his email with requests
because that was actually something that I saw a lot
this weekend from new listeners who would listen to you
over at to Riff. They're like, why do you guys
not talk a lot? I tune in and then I
heard Eddie Money and I'm like, it's ten minutes. I'm
not hearing you guys talk. People want to hear the
dudes hosting.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
The show talk. Then I used to hear so much music.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
I'm not I'm not looking at there's good tunes, but
at the people. If we're trying to get to number one,
we're trying to compete with these guys, you know. Again,
We're just trying to find every angle we can, And
if we're not going to compete with them, we're at
least gonna harass Casey and make his day difficult.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
So that'll bring me joy. Beating them would bring me joy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
But also knowing that Casey's just getting constant pings on
his phone would give me joy as well. So, Casey
Krakowski at iHeartMedia dot com again, why couldn't you be
Bob Jones, Casey Gez get an easier name, man, Yes,
Casey Krakowski at iHeartMedia dot com. If you want to
hear more of us, look, and that's not a knock

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on the music, that's just that you like us.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
You think we're humorous.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
We're righteous dudes that you think are funny and humorous,
and you guys like us a lot, and we appreciate that.
Here anyway, let's go to the phones. Let's see what
we got here. Hello, who's this?

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
You might well, who is this Zach wisenbe Zach.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
No, you're not the tenth caller.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
We already got to someone into the toolbox party, son
of a bitch, indeed. But the good news for you
is you have many, many other opportunities to get in.

Speaker 5 (01:12:15):
So let's see eight twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
We just did nine twenty five, twelve twenty five, three
twenty five, and five twenty five.

Speaker 12 (01:12:22):
Oh beautiful? Am I talking to the man himself right now?

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Yes, this is Josh. We are far too cheap to
hire a call screener.

Speaker 12 (01:12:29):
Oh my goodness, nice to meet you, Josh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Nice to meet Nice to meet you, brother. Do you
enjoy the show?

Speaker 12 (01:12:34):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:12:34):
I do every morning, man, turn it onto the job site,
whether whether they like.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
It or not.

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
Ah see, you do construction, yep, electrical.

Speaker 12 (01:12:41):
I'm electrician, one of the gay ones.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
So I was unaware that the electricians were the gay ones.
What do I know?

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
That's something I can't do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
I'm not I'm not someone who is qualified to mess
with those types of things.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
You're a far better man than I am.

Speaker 12 (01:12:54):
Hey, that's perfectly fine, man.

Speaker 11 (01:12:55):
Everyone's got their own things.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Do you have you ever come close to being electrocuted?

Speaker 12 (01:13:00):
Uh? Yeah, I've been close.

Speaker 6 (01:13:02):
I mean I'm zapped all the time, but not dead yet.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
So I got zapped once.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
So when I was a young boy, they were remodeling
our kitchen and like a dumbass, I was trying to
plug something into an outlet that didn't have a cover
on it, and to gain some leverage, I grabbed the
metal part of the outlet and I felt like the
shock up my arm. Is that what it's like to
be zapped? Is that what we consider being zapped?

Speaker 12 (01:13:25):
Yep, that's the smaller stuff. Yeah, you'll get a little
dap run through your arm, but I mean on the
higher voltaian when you get.

Speaker 6 (01:13:32):
Some amps, you're dead.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
But that's at that's a week ass zap.

Speaker 5 (01:13:37):
Yep, exactly, gotcha.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Well, appreciate you for listening, brother, and keep listening. Hopefully
you get into the party.

Speaker 11 (01:13:42):
Oh yeah, great thought you man.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
I'll be calling back.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
Good Please do it, and everybody know you can call
whenever I answered the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Again, we don't pay for people to do that. Does
this look like the Mojo Show to you know?

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
So eight seven seven nine eight one oh six seven
eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven
call anytime. Chat We'll have a good time. All right's
the Josh Innes Show. We have more rock and the
Hygienks coming up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
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Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
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Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
The Josh Innes Show on one oh six point seven
Doublellz Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
So this headline reads almost fifty percent of gen Z
gen Z's say they are too burnt out to work
really and according to that data, almost fifty percent already
feel too burned out to keep going.

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
Two and five say burnout.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Kept them from learning new skills or seeking promotions. Forty
six percent are considering walking out of their jobs if
they can't grow. One hundred percent of the people listening
right now, thank you are bitches and tell you just
shut up gen Z.

Speaker 6 (01:14:48):
My god.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
All right, it's Aerosmith now on Detroit's Wheels one oh
six point seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
Josh in a show that is metallic co.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
The Toolbox Party. Let me tell you guys, this Toolbox
Party is no joke. It's going to be quite a time.
We've already got one lucky listener who's going to go
That lady's name is Stephanie, so she's already in like
the first official person, the first official listener braleis Stephanie Brawless.
Stephanie is going to go, so Stephanie and she's going

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to bring two other people. That's the beauty of it.
You win the entrance into the Toolbox Party, then what
you get is to bring two people.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Then you read your post with you it's what you do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
And of course it's the WLLZ Toolbox Party, twenty thousand
dollars in prizes and power tools on Saturday, November eight,
from one to three at Hollywood Casino.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
At Greek Town. Each winner is going to bring two guests.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
We have to thank Dean sellers Ford in the Troy
Auto Mall, Bebe's Liquor and Fine Wines and Detroit Diamond Drilling.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
These are awesome folks. We appreciate them.

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
If you want to get into this party, hang out
with us, of course, worse, hang out with the doc,
hang out with everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:16:01):
Casey's gonna be there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
We're gonna have live music, there's gonna be treats and
fun and frivolity. I'm going to guess adult beverages if
I had to guess I mean what I mean, why
wouldn't there be? But of course you have to be
twenty one to party. So if I find that you
have to be twenty one to party with us, then
I'm gonna guess there's adult BEVs.

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
I mean, you are, we are in the casino, so
correct if you want in an beverage, it's just probably
a couple of steps away there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
So make sure you're listening every day in eight twenty five,
nine twenty five, twelve twenty five, three twenty five, and
five twenty five every day and you'll have a chance
to get in and bring two of your buddies to
the tool Box party.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Well, this is gonna be a fun time.

Speaker 6 (01:16:42):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Everybody involved is ready to go with this, and it
was a big deal because Casey was desperate to get
this event back on because we were worried that it
may not happen. But Casey had an obsession with this.
When he finds something he's obsessed with, he doesn't stop.
He goes to the point of like boiling bunnies on
a on a stone, oh, like feeble attraction level. When
he's obsessed with something, and he was obsessed with getting

(01:17:03):
this done. There's two things. He's really obsessed with, the
Toolbox Party and trying to get us to post videos
on TikTok. These are his passions.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
We're working on that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Fry Casey's very passionate about Toolbox Party and TikTok. But yeah,
so every day starting at eight twenty five, nine twenty five. Well, hell,
it's nine twenty five now, so we've got another opportunity
for you to get in right now. Let's see, let's
just call eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh

(01:17:32):
six seven. Wow, the phone lines are blowing up. People
know what time to call. It's nine to twenty five
and people are blowing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
Up the phones. They know they've been trained. They want
to go to the Toolbox Party. Let me see here,
let me answer the phone. Here, who is this? Let's see, hello, Wheels,
who's this.

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
Tall or ten? I'm hoping?

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Well, what's your name?

Speaker 12 (01:17:56):
Matthew?

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
Hey brother? Where are you calling from work?

Speaker 12 (01:18:02):
Saint Clair Shores?

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
What do you do for work?

Speaker 10 (01:18:06):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:18:07):
I'm maintenance and operations for a condo complex in Saint
Clair Shores.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
Oh so like if somebody has like a mouse or something,
you have to go get it.

Speaker 12 (01:18:15):
Yeah, bats out of the hallway, stuff like that, pick
up all the trash around the place.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Ah, well, that's I guess it could be worse. Have
you ever encountered a bat?

Speaker 6 (01:18:24):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (01:18:25):
Three times. Last year I had to catch one that
was loose in the hallway.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
How does there's so many bats in the hallway of
this place?

Speaker 7 (01:18:32):
Uh?

Speaker 12 (01:18:32):
I think there's like cracks in the roof that they're
getting in, so well.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
That that's your job, go fix the cracks in the roof.

Speaker 12 (01:18:41):
Well, we've got a roofing company that was supposed to
take care of it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
He never took care of it. So those union things.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
You know what I'm hearing, mat is you're just passing
the buck, is what's happening.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
I don't like the vibe I'm getting from you. You're like, Hey,
we have bats, there's holes in the roof. You're the
maintenance guy at this complex and now you're just passing
You just passing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Put the buck on to the other people.

Speaker 12 (01:19:02):
No, Josh, trust me, I'm the one that takes care
of the stuff around here. If I wasn't here, nothing
would get done. And I'm not even playing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Well now, what I need to know is how you
caught this bat? Tell me the bat story.

Speaker 11 (01:19:14):
Put on some gloves.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
He was flying around the hallways.

Speaker 12 (01:19:17):
These are like three story buildings, so he'd get into
one hallway and he'd just fly around. Every time i'd
try to catch him with a net, he'd go to
the next floor down, so he'd be flying around the
floor underneath. Eventually he caught himself onto the roofs or
the ceiling. So I put on some like welding gloves,

(01:19:38):
grabbed him. I actually put him in a box and
took him home with me.

Speaker 11 (01:19:42):
He left that night, but came.

Speaker 12 (01:19:44):
Back like two days later. He was stuck on my
house again.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
Well, it's the way.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
You'd put the bat in a box and just put
it in your car with you and drove home.

Speaker 5 (01:19:52):
Yeah, the bat came back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Look that's your bat. Now if he comes back at yours?
Would you feed him? Is that what happened? You fed
the bat and now he thinks it's home.

Speaker 12 (01:20:02):
Now We never fed him. He just I don't know
he liked my house.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
It's not that one that they caught with rabies recently,
is it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:08):
Not at all?

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
You don't know that because you didn't get bitten. You
have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
If that bat has rabies, that'll kill you. You get
bitten by a bat, you're either going to become the
batman or you're gonna get rabies and die. Those are
your only options. The death is the most likely. Probably
do Yeah, I don't think you're gonna fly. I think
more than like Matt, you're gonna die. So you effing
with those bats, that's that's no good. We had a
guy called earlier that's an electrician that gets shocked.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
We got you that's fighting with rabid bats.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
We got some men out there, men that want to
go to the Toolbox party, and Matt.

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
We're gonna get you in. Brother. Congratulations you are caller
number ten.

Speaker 12 (01:20:43):
Sounds great to me. Thanks a lot, Jos, you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Bet, brother.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
So that's coming up November eighth at Hollywood Casino at
Greek Town twenty thousand dollars in prizes and power tools.
I'm sure there's something you could win there that can
help with your bat wrangling.

Speaker 12 (01:20:56):
I've been trying the last couple of years. Unfortunately I
haven't gotten enough to win something.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
But maybe this year, dude, this will be good for you.
Maybe there's like a blow torch and you can just
blow torch those a.

Speaker 12 (01:21:06):
Holes and that would help the complex in a different way.
I won't go there because yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Let me put you on hold. We'll get your info. Brother,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
So there you go. It's that simple.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
But again, Dean Sellers Ford in the Troy Motor Mall
has given us a Ford Mustang e bike Detroit Diamond Drilling.
They've got a Milwaukee blower kit, a steel gas powered
bed Redefine or Milwaukee eighteen rocket. I mean, you may
as well be speaking Japanese to me. I have no
idea what any of this means, big fancy tools any
like the Tim the two man.

Speaker 5 (01:21:39):
Front.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
When you hear this, like that's the kind of stuff
you gotta do, that's a good one. You do that
and then uh and then that's what that means. You
speak Tim Taylor, Tim the Toolman Taylor. Now all right anyway,
and thanks to BB's Liquor and Fine Lines as well.
So next chance for you to get into the toolbox
party is at twelve to twenty five with Rob. Then

(01:22:01):
the Doc's got you three twenty five and five twenty five.
I am Josh. We've got more rock coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
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Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
So you know that the uh, the Toolbox Party is Saturday,
November eight, that Hollywood Casino at Greek Town and it's
an invite only, So don't try to show up and
don't try to just stumble in like this is some
sort of basic ass party, like this is some frat house.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
This is the Toolbox Party. It is bounce your ass
right out of the casino. It is invite only my friends. Okay,
so just make sure you know that. So don't try
to show up and say I'm on the list. If
you're not on the list, you will be executed. If
you do that, you will lose your hands.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
We will chop off your hands if you show up
at the Toolbox Party and you're not on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
And we've got plenty of power tools to make that happen.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Oh god, yeah, like we're gonna blow towards your hands off.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
I don't know if that's even possible. We're gonna blow.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
We're gonna get a flamethrower out like like the the
the the inglorious bastards. You're ass just take you out
with that, So don't you forget it. So don't show
up and try to get on our time. If you're
not invited. This is invite only we are. This is
the elite of the elite, or the people who just
happen to call at the right time to get in.
So there really is no other criteria. Hey, am I

(01:23:22):
caller ten? Sure you're in, but uh I can't. I
can't wait to go and play slots boy. I love
slot machines. Your slot machine guy, I love slot machines.
I can't do table games. It just requires too much
thought and time, you know. And then like I feel
a pressure. I feel pressure doing table games. I'm not
comfortable doing it because you like, there's people around you.
And then what if I'm doing it wrong like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
In Black Chack.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
Yeah, if you if you hit when you're supposed to stay,
and you got the guy next to you who's all
mad because you took away his ace or whatever. I
don't want to mess with that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
I just want to sit like a lonely old person
at the slot machine and hit the button it's just
spin again.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
It's spinning max bet max bet right. Now have the
penny machine, yeh, a few dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
A rule, my.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Favorite slot machine is the Buffalo slot machine. You've ever
seen the buffalo? Spen it and it's like there's just
a herd of buffalo on it, and then like its
every now and then you'll hear buffalo, it's the best
slot machine. Well no, it just says buffalo. There's no reason.
It's just the Buffalo. It's kind of like how let's see.
I used to hit up some slot machines pretty frequently

(01:24:24):
in Louisiana in Lake Charles, which is just you know,
a place where there's just casinos. That's all they have
in Lake Charles is like crack and casino. That's what
they're known for.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
And they would have the They had an Elvis slot
machine that was great. They had a Michael Jackson slot machine.
They had a Johnny Cash. So you get like Ring
of Fire, you know, and then start playing you know Elvis.
You got to pick which era of Elvis you wanted
to be. So if youve got a bonus spin, that's
another rule that I live by. I only play slot
machines that have the bonus possibility. Yeah, that's the fun part.

(01:24:54):
That's the best part of it. Correct, Like, I don't
understand people that just sit down at old generic slot
machines where there's no bonus potential number seven, and I
don't want to do that. I want themes. I want
themes in my slot machines. So in the Elvis one,
if you got a bonus, you got to pick which
era of Elvis you wanted to be. So there's like
hound Dog Elvis, and then there's like sixty eight Comeback

(01:25:15):
special Elvis. And then there's fat dyed due to an
impacted colon.

Speaker 5 (01:25:19):
Elves, the fat peanut butter and banana sandwich living Elvis
they did.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
We got all those, and I would always pick the
fat Elves. I'm a fat Elvis guy. I'm partial to
fat Elvis. And then you'd spin and then now you'd
win whenever you'd win. But I love that slot machine.
I love Buffalo. This is anybody at text text the
word Josh and your message to one eighth.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
What the hell is the damn text?

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
One eight?

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
I think so the number changed on me. Now I forgot.

Speaker 3 (01:25:42):
I had a whole system down to remembering it and
now I don't there it is five one eight eight one.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Text the word Josh in your message to five one
eight eight one. Do you play the Buffalo slot machine?

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
Am?

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
I am?

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
I on an island here? Do you know what I'm
talking about? It is the greatest slot machine ever.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
It's just Buffalo.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
See I would put the Buffalo with like the non
fun one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
No it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
There's a whole theme to the buffle and then there's
like a bonus wheel, like if I'm playing the theme
I want.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
I'm I'm playing like the Playboy slot machine or like
the Ghostbusters, Like we.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
Want to watch a story with ours.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
That's what we're here for. I'm not here just to gamble.
I want to be entertained as well. Exactly. Let me
see if there's a Buffalo slot machine on YouTube here
that I can watch, so I can give you an
idea of what the Buffalo slot machine. Buffalo cry, oh boy,
somebody hit a crazy double jackpot on a Buffalo boy.
I don't know if there's actually I will take a
chance here and see if I can play this.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
We'll make everybody nervous here.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Let's see, say Buffalo say Buffalo.

Speaker 5 (01:26:42):
Oh stampede, say Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Then there's stampeding buffalo. Oh well, that didn't do any good.
I wasted everyone's time with that. Just someone yell Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
That's all. I just need to hear it. It is
so great and I miss it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:59):
I long for.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
That's what When I hear Buffalo, I know that I'm
about to hemorrhage money. And that way your box every
time I here Buffalo, that's what that means.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Say Buffalo. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
No, I'm not gonna run the risk of you just
saying something filthy and getting me in trouble.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
Old man.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Anyway, I feel like other people know what I'm talking about.
Just because you're not hip to the Buffalo jive doesn't
mean other people here listening to the show don't.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
But anyway, I like this.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Text dating back to the conversation with Matt who had
to wrangle the bats. Yeah, it's like it's like the
movie Ben, but instead of a rat, we get a bat.
So it is it's like, so whatever he named the bat?
What if he named the bat? I didn't ask Ben.
The two of us need look no more. Do we
think we have that song in the system here? Ben

(01:27:53):
by Michael Jackson from a movie called Ben about a rat.
Let's see here, Hold you know the song I'm talking about.
I didn't think you were.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
Once again, I'm amazed by your knowledge of music and movies.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
That's what happens when you don't get late until you're
like twenty.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
I gotcha. There you go. That's a banger right there.
This is young Michael Jackson right here.

Speaker 4 (01:28:13):
I kind of Michael Jackson that older Michael Jackson would
have been into.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
That age.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Michael Jackson allegedly.

Speaker 6 (01:28:24):
No more.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Again, it's about a relationship that he has with a
rat that is funny.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Human's not available to your next best option, right, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
So, I mean he just spent his time getting his
ass kicked by his dad as a kid, so so
then like he'd befriended a rat. And if you believe
the Jackson's an American Dream mini series, I'm fairly certain
that old Joe Jackson just killed the rat at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
You're always funny, and so there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
That's been If you were wondering by Michael Jackson, and
there's no one texting about the Buffalo slot machine, so
I guess I'm on the isler.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
There is Michael Jackson ever singing the song.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
That's Michael Jackson. That's him singing right now.

Speaker 11 (01:29:15):
Sound like a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:29:16):
Well, he's like a seven year old boy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Okay, it wasn't yesterday, obvious.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
I don't know there was some Michael Jackson hate that
you just projected there.

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
I don't know there's a tone you took.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Oh yeah, Michael Jackson is the only maybe pedophile that
we can still play on the radio, sir, So you
know we can't play we can't play Gary Glitter, we
can't play Rock and Roll Part two, we can't play
we can't play R. Kelly anymore. But we can play
Michael Jackson. He's he's he's somehow like clear. This is

(01:29:49):
a terrible song, and I regret playing it. I'm sorry
that I did that. I subjected you guys to something
that I would have preferred. The Buffalo look. I would
have too. If I could have found the Buffalo sound,
then this wouldn't have been an issue.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
But I couldn't find the Buffalo. So what do you
want from me?

Speaker 5 (01:30:04):
Buffalo?

Speaker 14 (01:30:06):
God?

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
It's a good slot machine. Any who?

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
All that to tell you that the Toolbox party is
November eighth at the Hollywood Casino at Greek Town, And
if you want to get in the only way to
do so is to win.

Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
Your way in.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
And your next opportunity is coming up at twelve twenty
five with Rob and his deep, sexy, basy voice, so
make sure you are listening at that time. And then
the docs got you at three twenty five and five
twenty five, and we're getting the hell out of Dodge.
Go follow our Facebook page if you like us. We're
probably over seven hundred followers now because we're elite. Thank you,

(01:30:37):
all right, James, I'll see you tomorrow, all right. Bye
bye listeners. We'll see you tomorrow as well. Goodbye.

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