Every Bad Boy Has a Soft Side

The Robocop statue finally finds a home in Detroit, someone trying to steal the shows glory of being the first to play Xmas music, bands that are getting into the Rock and Roll Hall this year, what happened when Josh drunk texted Mojo last weekend, person stabbed at a Foot Locker after a credit card was declined, a couple that caused a crash on the autobahn, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Josh inn Is Show on one six point seven
Dollz Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Ah right, welcome man. Hello everybody, what's going on? Hold on, Sammy,
stop for a second. Hold on, I hit the wrong body.
Chill out, Sammy Jeeves, you have putts Hi. I'm Josh.
She's James.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
It is the Josh Itnes Show.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
How are you, James?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I'm excited hearing about one of the stories that we're
going to cover.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yes, Arry's a big day, big day for you. We
got a lot of stuff to get into today on
this here Friday. As things have, it's been a fast
moving week. Yeah, it has, Yes, And now here we
are it's Friday. We have lots of stuff to do.
We have the last opportunity to get somebody or peoples
into the Toolbox party. In a way I say mercifully,

(00:55):
it's the final day to get people into the tool
Box party. Feels like this has been going on for
five years. Yeah, what was that that meme the Titanic
meme of the old Lady?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Like it's been.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Eighty three years.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's what it feels like.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
That's what it feels like. But here we are, We're
gonna let Jack round. Yeah, oh well get your eight
poor man, stay in the water.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
We are on the door floating right now, right into
the the Toolbox Party.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
So we have u let's see two more opportunities for
you to get into the Toolbox Party with us. Then
you'll have one opportunity with Rob that's a twelve twenty
five doc at three twenty five and five twenty five,
and that'll be the last opportunities, the final opportunities, the
final five chances. So that's like the final fifteen people

(01:43):
that will be attending the Toolbox Party today and then.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Tomorrow is the party.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
So we will be out there at Hollywood Casino Greek
Town tomorrow afternoons, so that'll be fun. I assume there
will be people who didn't end up getting past is
to get in that will be outside begging, begging to
get in. Come on, give us a chance, man. I
want the e bike, I want the PlayStation five, I
want it all.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Imaging us money absolutely, their wives, whatever they can give
usual favors, yes, Dorothy, whatever they can offer us, Dorothy
and Nancy, whatever they can offer us to get into
the Toolbox Party and have their opportunity to win and
I think that the Red Wings.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Have something going on down at the casino this weekend
as well, and all their centennial things.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I think.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, So I think they're gonna have a big thing
going on down there too. So I think it's going
to be a busy weekend. I think I read that right. Okay,
So I think it's going to be a busy weekend
down in Hollywood Casino. So we're gonna be there though,
and that's really the most important thing. Yeah, you excited
to play the Buffalo machine?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I haven't played the Buffalo machine in a long time,
So I'm jazzed. I'm jazzed to play buffalo. Tell you,
you know you're a real degenerate when you can speak
to people and just the buffalo shout like that and
people know it like when you talk to someone.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
That's how I know you'll be a friend.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Of mine if I can go buffalo and they're like, yeah,
me too, broke.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Is there a preferred response they're supposed to call back
with the buffalo?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
In my mind, you should call back like if.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I yell buffalo, if they know what's what, they'll then
yell back at me Buffalo.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Okay, Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I don't know if there's like, oh, they hear somebody
say the buffalo, then they come up and give like
a winker.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Or something shooters or something like that. Say if there's
a special dance that goes along with you handshake. No,
I just hope they'd yell buffalo back at me, and
that would mean that they too, have pulled over at
random casinos and just played the buffalo slot.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Machine and left.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
What's funny is I've never discussed the buffalo slot machines
before in my entire life, but I now get email
ads from my online gambling thing for a buffalo slot.
I'm like, there's gotta be a connection there. Yeah, because
your phone's listening, listening to everything. We're being spied on
by the government and everybody knows it. AnyWho, Welcome into Friday.

(04:07):
Everybody glad you're hanging out with us. Let's get rocked
and loaded. Let's start things off with a Friday fun
one from Sammy Hagar, the Red Rocker, Moss Tequila, The
Josh Show.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Sports.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
All Right, so we got the Lions this weekend taking
on the Commander Skins, trying to get back to their
winning ways. A lot of people have been skeptical of
the Lions offense after last week's performance and taking some
shots out of them and saying, oh, they're not all
that good and you know whatever, Like here's what annoys me, right, So, like,

(04:45):
I understand that, like Denver is eight and two. They
won last night ten to seven over the Raiders. Wow,
an impressive ten to seven win. Way to go Broncos.
But I watched Denver and I'm like, these guys suck.
But people are blowing. They're like, oh boy, the Broncos
are eight and two. If the Lions lined up against
the Broncos today, the Lions would score forty on the Broncos.

(05:08):
The Broncos are trash and they keep beating trash teams barely.
I this is a random thought. This is just a
random rant here. I hate the Broncos. I hate Sean Payton,
I hate Bo Nicks, I hate the whole damn team
because they sock and at some point they will get
their come up and they just blow. And I hate

(05:29):
watching them. They're always on TV. I don't care that
they're eight and two. Their record is conkam amy. It's hogwash,
it's fugezy. It is not real look at the teams
they've beaten. I know again I'm supposed to do a
let's talk about the Lions and all that. No, I'm
gonna talk about my hatred of the freaking Denver Broncos.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Is the record so good? They've just had kind of
an easy Uh.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Their schedule has been easy, and they've barely beaten most
of the crappy teams on their schedule. Gotcha, that's my
problem with They've already played ten games. Yeah, yeah, so,
I mean they haven't had a buy yet, so I
think they have a bye coming up soon, so they're
gonna have a stretch. I believe I heard last night
where they only play one game in like three weeks.
Oh wow, So maybe that'll get them rested so they

(06:12):
can go out and score ten points against a crappy
team again. Congratulations, I'm barely beating the terrible Raiders and
the terrible Jets, who they've beaten, the terrible Cowboys who
they've beat He ain't beaten anybody. You suck and I
hate Sean Payton and I hate them. All that said,
we do have home hockey tonight, yeah, as the Red

(06:35):
Wings will take on the Rangers. That game at seven
o'clock and then the NBA Cup commences today with the
Pistons at Brooklyn. The NBA Cup is this dumb thing
they do where they tried to basically, making thirty million
dollars a year isn't enough for these NBA players to
get up and want to play during the regular season,

(06:56):
so they've incentivized it by adding these random games in
here called the NBA Cup that's a tournament and will
eventually culminate in a championship game. For this NBA Cup
tournament sounds very complicated, it's not totally complicated.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
It's very soccer ish.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's like it's a regular season game, but this is
considered an NBA Cup game that goes to the standings
in the NBA Cup and then it'll eventually they'll, you know,
they'll be a champion crowned and they'll play each other
and that game, I believe that game is not a
regular season game. So whatever the championship of the NBA
Cup is is just an extra one. And then I
think the winner gets like, I don't know, a million bucks.

(07:34):
Each player gets like five hundred thousand bucks or something
for playing for the winning team, and the kind of
how much they actually get. It might be more than that.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
I heart came up with like the Radio Cup, you know,
and we could compete for that.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I think we lose.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Well, I guess it depends on what the what they're
actually gauging the winner on. I guess almost every metric.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I think we lose. Come on, we've built.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
A Facebook page with over a thousand followers, like three weeks.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Over eleven hundred followers. Now, oh woll we're over eleven hundred. Yes,
I think what I saw yesterday, So there's that. But
so yes, the Pistons try to grow their success in
the NBA Cup by defeating the Nets today, which they should.
The Nets are terrible. They're one and seven, so that
should be a Pistons win tonight. That game is at

(08:23):
seven point thirty. And there you have it.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
There is sports.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Of course, college football weekend as well. We'll get into that.
As that season winds down, you talk about time moving fast,
and then you get sad we're just weeks away. Like
it seems like yesterday college football started and it was
like ninety degrees.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
And life was good.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Now there's a month left in college football, and it's
gonna snow on Sunday. Yeah, damn it. AnyWho, Josh in
a show. We will get to that story that's got
you super excited. I like to see you excited. This
is good. It's I see what revs your engine now,
So we'll get to that.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
We didn't even talk about this yesterday.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's stabbing that the Outland mall over some chick talking
some ish over a poor lady or whatever at the
Oh my gosh. Yeah, well she wasn't actually poor, like
you know, homeless or anything, but her card got declined
at the shoe store and it led to stabbings. Ooh,
so we got that story as well. We got a
lot to get into an uplifting show today. Can't you tell?
It's the Josh Jennis Show. The Josh Dennis Show.

Speaker 7 (09:21):
One of six point seven WLV Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Ennis Show,
Too Bogs Party coming up tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yes, it was here already. I can't believe it.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It seems like yesterday we started giving away these passes.
Didn't get into the party flew by so fast. I
mean it's it's really I mean, it's zoomed by so
you'll have your first shot today to get into the
Toolbox Party at eight twenty five. You can hang out
with Dorothy and Nancy. Are silver well they called silver shoes,

(10:01):
silver sneakers.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah, fit grandmos yep.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
So they'll be there or the guilt if you will.
They might just have a table set up to sign autography.
What's funny.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
My wife's like, hey, you know at the tool Box party,
got to make sure you get a picture with with
Dorothy and Nancy. So that's more important that we get
a picture with those two ladies.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Okay, keep that in mind, and an autograph. Maybe I
can sign their bosoms. Oh maybe there you go. Have
you signed a bosom before? Yes, but not a good one.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Well, usually the ones that are offering up the bosoms
not the best bosoms, you know.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
No, And these ones are going to be signed right
very close to those silver sneakers, a little bit lower.
So actually the one time I may have signed boobs
a couple of times, but the one where I actually
saw the boobs was an experience that was so disgusting

(10:58):
and so trashy. So it just starts this way. I
was doing a remote and an RV park, like an
RV dealership. Yes, And a couple of days prior, a
woman had called and thought she had won tickets to
see a Tom Petty tribute band. That's a big deal.
Oh my god, Saint Louis. They love tribute bands, so like,

(11:20):
here's you know, I can't see the real thing. Was
the attribute correct? Because all of the artists are dead.
So it's like, here's Breakfast in America. The Ultimate does
does what you would call Whom's super Tramp, like the
Ultimate super Tramp tribute band and the Ultimate Beatles tribute
Band and the Ultimate I mean, everybody had an Ultimate
tribute band. And this woman called and she wanted tickets

(11:44):
to the Ultimate Tom Petty Tribute band Hard Something Something
Hearts Something Hard Hearts or something. I forgot what the
name of the tribute band was, but she wanted tickets,
And as a joke, I said, well, you show me
some boobs and you can get them. And I'm like,
I'm joking, I don't even have tickets. Whatever. Well, she
didn't get the part where I said, I'm just joking,

(12:04):
I don't have tickets. So a couple days later, I'm
doing a broadcast at a place that sells RV's like
an RV dealership. Okay, and this old lady but not
like old where it's kind of cute and endearing, but
like a haggard woman who probably looks ten years older
than she actually is. Tight. Okay, so she was probably

(12:25):
fifty ish, looked like she was about sixty five ish.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
Us.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
You talk a little bit like that, A little bit
like that.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
I want to see that top page tribute band. Check
out these knockers.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah. And she sounds just she sounds like a sling blade. Yes.
So this woman comes up and just grabs me and says,
come here for a second.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm like, okay, pulls.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Me behind an RV h pulls her top down, flashes
her knockers. Not impressive, very they can kind of like
the tennis ball in a sock thing, pulls her top down.
I feel violated to tell you the truth because it's
kind of like how in the workplace it's only considered
sexual harassment if the harasser is an unattractive man. I'll

(13:06):
tell you the person is an attractive man. It's kind
of in her office flirting. It's a compliment. If it's
someone like you or I, no offense, it would be
considered like, you know, oh my god, that's harassment, and
I'm going to hr It's the same way like if
some really hot chick would have pulled me behind it
an RV and pulled down her top and been like, hey,
look at these, I'd have been like, all right, here's

(13:28):
your tickets. Man, I'll give you all the tribute bands.
Who do you want to see? Do you want to
see a Tom Petty tribute band? Do you want to
see a Pink Floyd tribute band? I got all the
tribute bands. This woman was gross, so I felt violated
and dirty. Man, I didn't have the tickets anyway. She
showed me her boobs and made me sign them. She's like,
where are my tickets? I'm like, man, I don't have
any tickets. I told you I don't. I was joking.

(13:51):
I don't have tickets for you see my knockers. I
did not. I did not want to see your knockers.
I drove all the way out of his RV park.
It was it was out there, it was way out
in the sticks. And well she may have been a
hill person anyway, she may have lived out there anyway.
But yeah, and then I've also there's a picture of
me somewhere signing a very fat woman's bosom as well,

(14:15):
but I like, I've never gotten an O shoe. I
might have that picture somewhere on my phone. I have
a picture of my wife getting her boobs signed by
Ron Jeremy. Wow, which kind of after the fact is
kind of weird and gross now, but at the time,
it was just like, there's Ron Jeredy.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah, he signed my boobs.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
He's charming.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Did you guys ever interview Ron Jeremy. No, that's that
I can recall.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
So I had him on the phone once, and this
is before we knew that he was like a sexual
predator and everything. And now he has i want to say,
like Alzheimer's or something, or dementia and he's in jail
or whatever. So we had no idea at this time
that he was a total you know, creep or whatever.
And I get him on the phone. I'm thinking, we're, yeah,
funny that the guy with a giant hog from porn
turns out to be a predator. Wow wow. But I

(14:58):
get him on the phone and I'm expecting like fun
porn conversation and he starts having random, deep political conversations
about how like kids are not getting adequate school lunches.
It was so bad to the point that my boss
texted me and he's like, you have to get him
off the air. This is terrible, this is awful. He
has to be off the air now. He's like, and

(15:19):
I'm like, you're Ron Jeremy. You're known for being fat
and just kind of slovenly engrossed and hung. Exactly, You're
fat and hung. That should have been the name of
a book. It's like, it's Fat and Hung autobiography. Yeah,
but yeah, so uh, And he was just he was
lecturing us about it. You expect funny.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Stories about maybe tooting by mistake on the porn set
and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
I was expecting good fun porn frivolity is what I
was expecting, Just you know, good convo about erotica more
attractive than the porn shet, Yeah, that kind of thing.
But instead what I get as well, you know, kids
aren't getting adequate school lunches. And let me tell you
about you know, the the Supreme Court or where I'm like, huh.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Was this closest around the time where the charges were
being brought against him. Maybe he had a head start
so it was like maybe a better change.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
There wasn't some it was kind of around there, okay,
but not quite there, because I mean we had him
on and nobody even had the thought that, you know,
he was out there as a predator or anything.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Maybe that's when, like early Alzheimer's was kicking into something
whatever he suffering from.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
ABE. But yeah, so my wife, I got a picture
on my phone somewhere, my wife getting their boobs signed
by Ron Jeremy too. I got a lot of pictures
on my phone of boobs getting signed.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
It sounds like at least three three.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I mean that's a lot more than the average bard.
So but they all had to tell you that the
Toolbox Party is brought to you by our friends over
at Bebi's Liquor and Fine Wine, Dean Seller's Ford and
the Troy Motormall and Detroit Diamond Drilling. The party is tomorrow,
eight twenty five. Is your first chance to get in,
and it will be glorious. We will drink beers, we

(16:57):
can give away great prizes and maybe signs.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Maybe Dorothy's breast.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Maybe she works out, so she's got to keep it
tight for seventy eight, right, boy, I can't wait. Now
here's Harvey Danger. Well those six point seven d Troy's wheels.
Josh in his show, I'm Josh, He's James Greeting's glad
you guys are with us this morning. We have a
fully loaded show coming your way. Okay, we will get

(17:26):
to this big this story that I've never seen you
so excited in the very short time that I've known you.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
I have never seen someone as excited as James was
whenever this story. I was watching a news story earlier,
and when you heard this, it was it was like
Christmas morning for a shot. That's what I felt like
in my in my INNERDS too, I was like, oh,
the butterflies, the excitement, It's something I've been waiting for
over ten years.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
Oh so twelve years. Now we will get to that story.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
We have to get to this stabbing at the foot locker,
so we got to get to that as well. At
the Southland Mall. We've got sports coming out. We've got
a lot of stuff we need to get into today.
So there's no need to go anywhere else, because everywhere
else is a bad option.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
They suck.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
We're pretty awesome, So I just think you should stick
around and yeah, so now you know the rest of
the story.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
All right, I have to tell you first of let
me play this that I'll tell you that.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
He's the Josh in his show one of six point
seven w LLZ Detroit Wheels, the show Sports.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
All right, let's see what we got going on. We
got the Lions this weekend playing in the four o'clock hour.
Boo James is not a fan of the four o'clock
games on Sunday. Why is that?

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Because my son's up from his map at that point,
so it's it's hard to pay attention to the full
game and you're chasing a toddler around the house at
the same time.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I really wish the NFL was more considerate of your schedule,
which they were too. Your son's sleeping habits, Yeah, he.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Goes to bed right around one o'clock for a nap,
so at least I can usually watch half the game
before where he gets up and starts causing chaos.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, now, well game chaotic.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Well I'm going to point out the obvious here, but
you chose to have a child, Yes, we chose to
have two children.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah, I think you chose to have both of those
those were plans.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
They were both played.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
So but the Lions try to get back to their
winning ways after losing to the Vikings offense kind of
sputters a little bit. But uh, Jared Goff says, don't
worry about us.

Speaker 9 (19:27):
I think a season, there's ebbs and flows. It comes
and goes. You fight adversity, you get over adversity. A
few weeks ago, we were the greatest thing, you know,
since sliced bread. Now you know, now we are horrible
offense apparently, So it's you know, it's just it comes
and goes.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Where what is the the origin of the greatest thing
since sliced bread?

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Like?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Why was that such a big deal? Was there ever
a time that people couldn't slice bread? Well, I think
bread you used to just get the loaf. You got
to slice it yourself. Oh I see, So then when
you actually bought it pre slice, that was a big deal. Yeah, okay, boy,
it was a simpler time.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
It was like now, I mean the milkman used to
come to your house every week to drop off milk.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
See. I was thinking about that the other day when
I was watching Back to the Future at the cinema.
You're seeing like the milkman, and like the jugs, the
glass bottles of milk every day. God, that must have
been living. See, I don't think those folks knew how
good they had it. Now they may look at us
and go, look at all this technology. You guys have,
what was your self driving cars and your erotica on

(20:23):
your cell phones and all that. Like, I understand that
they may look at us as the winners here. But
to me, I'd like to go back to a time
where it was a big deal to have a milkman
deliver you milk and a glass bottle every day.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
The excitement like, oh, we're on a milk can't wait
to that milkman shows up for some more.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, Now you get none of that, Like you have
to wait like once a week to have a guy
bring your water. If like you get like jugs delivered,
which I don't. I'm not you know, I'm not Mojo
or somebody like that. I don't get water delivered to
my house.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
You go to the gas station and buy it like
every other every chance I do.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
He's teasy. Nobody has two television sets. But yeah, the
sliced bread thing fascinates me. The greatest things in sliced bread. Like,
imagine the person who decided, here's what I think we
should do, guys, I think we should sell it to
them already sliced genius, and they're like, ah, that's not

(21:14):
that's that requires too much effort. We have to hire
someone to slice the bread.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
No, no, no, We'll make a machine that does it.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Yeah, now we'll start off with people doing it. But
then what we're gonna do is create a machine that
will do the job for people, so we can fire the.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
People, make more money. Efficiency.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
To see what I'm getting how much time you say,
but getting sliced bread. If you had to make a
sandwich and you actually had a slice each slice, you know,
and put your mayo or whatever you put on it,
and then all your toppings and your lunch meat.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I'm sure there was some guy though that like would
just deliberately still get his bread unsliced. It's like a
way to prove a point, like I'm not yeah, yeah,
sliced bread. You know what, I'm not some lazy bastard.
I'll slice my own bread. This is how they take over.
I'll slice my own bread anyway. That is in no

(22:01):
way sports related. Let's see here. We have got the
Pistons tonight in the NBA Cup, which is this dumb
thing that they created to try to get dude to
make a lot of money to actually try during the
regular season. Maybe that's why people don't care about the NBA,
because you have to bribe them with an n season
tournament to try to get them to play hard.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
Maybe that's it.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
But the Pistons are six and two and they'll take
on the Nets who are one and seven, so you
would assume the Pistons should win. Red Wings are at
home tonight. They will take on the New York Rangers.
That game is at seven o'clock. I think I might
go to the Cozy lounge and watch that one tonight.
But Chili's concerned. She's like, listen, you have to take
a nap because if you go and start falling asleep again,

(22:43):
they're going to start kicking us out. She's like, have
another incident. Well not, I doze a little bit. Oh,
I doze.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I get that, but look, I get up and you know,
for something.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
In the morning, I walk my dog for five hours
a damn day because he's a monster. Then I want
to go to the bar and I start to doze
a little bit, and I think they think it's because
I'm hammered. It's not because I'm hammered. I'm in no
way hammered yet. At least I just get tired because
I don't sleep all that much. She's like, well, I
think the bartender lady hates us and they're going to
start kicking us out. And I'm like, well, I'm sorry,

(23:14):
I don't know what to tell you. I still want
to go to the damn bar. Ask them if they
hate you first, don't make the assumption. She assumes the
worst all the time with that kind of stuff, so
and then puts it in my head. She's like, you
know they hate us. I'm like, I don't know that
they hate us. We spend one hundred dollars every Friday,
she kissing our ass. I should be able to get
a cotton there if I want to. I spend one

(23:35):
hundred dollars every Friday. At least some free fries or something.
Or give me like a cool leather chair to sit in.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Oh god, I love bars that have leather chairs are.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Nice anyway, And that is sports and this is rock
and roll music from uh, let's see here, mister, John
bon Jovi.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Maybe songs are gonna play at the same time.

Speaker 10 (24:03):
Now, boy, lest anyone think this show is not live,
because it is.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
It is Warts and all my friends. That's what you
get from Ennis and the Menace. Well, Ennis is the Menace.
You're not there. I'm the Menace. Now maybe that's the
new thing. Maybe it's Ennis and the Menace, Ennis and
the Menace, Us the Menace. I guess flows a little
bit better.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Just got promoted from the Wizard of Whack Whacky.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
All right, we'll get to that story that's got James
all excited. Then we'll do that coming up after John
bon Giovi. It's living on a prayer one out six
point seven detroits wheels, Josh Nis Show, Josh and James
this morning, and James is super psyched because of this
news story.

Speaker 11 (24:49):
Let's talk about fans of the iconic eighties movie RoboCop. Well,
you could soon have your patience rewarded because.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
It's coming back fifteen in years.

Speaker 12 (25:00):
The original organizer of a kickstarter for a Robocops statue
in Detroit says the massive bronze version of the iconic
character has finally found a home.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Seven News Detroit reporter Evans.

Speaker 11 (25:10):
Siri went to see what is expected to be the
statue's future home at Detroit's Eastern Market.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
What yeah, in the neighborhood, baby, right down the road,
you get your Robocops statue.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
This is incredible.

Speaker 13 (25:24):
There was a theater production locally that we got to
see it live. Some are local, but I love the movie.

Speaker 14 (25:32):
Bethany Shorb is a big fan of RoboCop. She even
sells a few RoboCop items.

Speaker 13 (25:38):
This is the patch for omni consumer products depicted in
the movie.

Speaker 14 (25:41):
Inside her Eastern Market store. Well done good?

Speaker 13 (25:45):
Is it the most positive depiction of Detroit? No, of
course not. But it's poking fun. It's poking fun at
you know, a lot of you know, not good things.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
The thing is, it's not even a real depiction of
Detroit because the movie was never filmed in Detroit.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
None of them were filmed in Detroit. It's all fictional.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
It's all fiction. She's like, it's not a positive depiction
of Detroit. It's Dallas. I think the first one was
filmed in Dallas, and I think the second one was
filmed in Houston, so they were both filmed in Texas. Now, like,
I don't even think they used real shots of the
Detroit skyline in these movies.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
It's been a while since I've seen the film.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Though. Basically, all RoboCop was was a movie that was
set in like dystopian Detroit, right, But it's like none
of it was in Detroit. So it's like some iconic
Detroit movie where you see none of actual Detroit.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
I think you see more actual Detroit in the Renaissance
Man movie with Danny DeVito and Beverly.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Hills, cos of course you see more in Beverly Hills. Cope, dude,
you see more actual Detroit and Mister Mom, which I
would argue is like the greatest Detroit movie of all time,
by the way, wouldn't be. But you get more. You
get more because I think you get shots of the
ren Sin and some other places in there, not a
ton of shots of Detroit, but at least some establishing
shots make.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
You feel like, oh, this was actually taking place in
the city.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
There is nothing but that's actually Detroit in RoboCop. Get
it's like view to some Detroit movie because it takes
place in Detroit, yet none of it is Detroit. I
think I still think you considered it a Detroit movie.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Well, you have to.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
But it's like why they.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Were putting up a statue.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
We got a Kickstarter campaign for a statue, and I
don't know, like if none of it was filmed here,
and they didn't even bother to use establishing shots like
a couple of shots at the Rent Center or anything,
just to let you know, hey, it's Detroit. That's not
really a Detroit. Yeah whatever, just something that makes you go, hey,

(27:38):
that's Detroit.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I get what you get the.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Hell you got more shots of that in Detroit Rock City?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Well, I think the you know, the depiction of Detroit
that the guy there was accurate. It was the crime
and the bad things that were happening in the movie correct. Basically,
here's what RoboCop was.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
RoboCop was like death Wish, but with a robot with
a with a robot colturistic death Wish, because that's all
this was as was your guy going out he's not
really a vigilante because he's a cop, but he's going
out there and taking care of all the riff raff
and everything. It's basically like cleaning up the town there
you go, just like death Wish, Wish the og Death
Wish Movies, Elite filmmaking with Charles Bronson.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Can happen?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Love It or Hate It?

Speaker 14 (28:16):
The RoboCop movie depicts a futuristic apocalyptic Detroit. In twenty
and eleven, Detroit, Brandon Wally, very much on the loved side,
launched a Kickstarter to build a RoboCop statue part man,
part machine, all crowd funded.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Just think that there were people like, Hey, I'm going
to donate some of my heart. Hey watch out? Did you?

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Of course I did? He hadn't float him on your books?
But what if it never happens, Well then that's just
the life of Kickstarter. I mean, I've kickstarted some Kevin
Smith video game that I've never seen come out yet,
So you know, would you roll the dice with a Kickstarter?

Speaker 14 (28:52):
Thousands of dollars were raised to build it, but it
never got a home until now. The statue was expected
to be unveiled by the end of this year. This
is the spot where that iconic character will tower, all
eleven feet of him, right next to free Age.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Why does this person talk this way, like right next
to free Age? Like man, just talk? You talk like
a robot. It's a lot of news reporters they have
like that. Weird like Dialect. Yeah, very strange.

Speaker 14 (29:22):
Film production company here in Eastern Market.

Speaker 15 (29:26):
Brandon reached out and said, congrants on the building and
the move.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I'm glad they're staying in the market.

Speaker 14 (29:30):
Jim Tuscano owns the film company that moved to this
spot about three years ago.

Speaker 15 (29:35):
Why don't we put RoboCop on your on your patio?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
And you know, we've like.

Speaker 15 (29:39):
Laughed it off. He called me back the next day
and I was like, you know, we're we're serious.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Do you think people will make special trips to go
see a RoboCop statue? I do, Like people are gonna
come to town like on a pilgrimage just to see
the statue.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
I don't know if he'll make it like their destination,
like they're coming strictly for the RoboCop. They're probably gonna
come to town to watch a football game or to
see a concert, but then they're gonna stop and check
out the RoboCop while they're here.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
This is what I is what I think I would think.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
So that's a better option than Hey, I'm flying to
Detroit just to see this crowdfunded robocops.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
That's nuts. Yeah, if you ask me, that's nuts.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
That's a little lot crazy. That's a bridge too far, Okay.
But if they just come to town for a ballgame
and decided to, you know, meander over to Eastern Market
to see the Robocops statue, that's fine. Yes, Piscano and
Wally agreed.

Speaker 14 (30:26):
This location, the patio of a film production studio made
perfect sense. I talked to Wally over the phone Thursday.
He told me some of the delays finding a home
for RoboCop had to do with COVID and safety concerns
following the twenty twenty four Eastern Market tailgate shooting.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
But you know who would have taken care of that
Eastern Market shooting?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh you know Robocops? Would your move creep?

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, that's exactly what would have happened, and then we
wouldn't have to worry about that anymore, RoboCop.

Speaker 15 (30:54):
Everyone involved liked this spot because it's kind of on
the far north end of the market.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
It's a little whiter like I feel like I could
use some excitement. Reporting from Ethail, it sounds like there
was some excitement a couple of years ago in that
part of the market.

Speaker 14 (31:07):
Or market where the Robocops statue will be unveiled by
the end of.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
The Year Evan seven News Detroit. There you go.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
So I need an official date. Guys, come on, I
need the official date. I need to make plan. Well,
you'll be here a babysitter. I take my wife to
lunch over there. Come on, baby, that's ay Len in
front of the RoboCop.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Put a blanket down Alo picnic right there. Every robot
Cops statue. So that's a big deal for you.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Since the Kickstarter started, I've been waiting for the statue
to come out. And you legitimately put money into the.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Kickst you throw them a hundred bucks some time. How
does kickstarter work? So if you if it doesn't get made,
do you get your money back?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
The guy just popping usually, But that was all set
up through my former work email, so I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Maybe they were trying to give me a.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Refund or yeah at one point I don't know, but yeah,
there's all set up to my my my former employers.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
What else do you have to kickstarter money put in?
Those are just.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Really the only two emty three things like a comic
book series that was put on by my friends over
Magic Ninja, the Twisted Guys. Okay, I've kickstarted some of
their their comic books and Kevin Smith like video games.
I kickstarted that and I have no idea what's going
on with that anymore. I don't have access to that.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Can somebody get Kevin Smith on the fall ease? Yes?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
We need details here, Kevin, what's the deal? My man
put in one hundred bucks for a video game and
it hasn't come to fruition. Hold on, Keivin Smith, they
only put in thirty five.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
So the robo comp statue, you know, it's a.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Little bit higher on the on the knees, and once
you know, then the Kevin Smith video game, and then
uh yeah, robocomps the video game, and then those comics.
That's really all done and Kickstarter look at you.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
You know what you want, you try to make it happen.
I'm trying to help. I'm trying to help these other
people make their dreams come true. Gotcha? Okay, Well there
you go. So RoboCop statue with like five blocks from us.
Whenever they put that bad boy up, you know you
can find me. I know you'll.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Basically your broadcast live T shirts you need, you can
make Ruble Coop T shirt.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
You always should sell bootleg t shirts down there. That's
how we'll make our money. Okay, you're on the side.
Can somebody help cut us kick start some T shirts
that we Yeah, come Josh.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
Show on one Who six point seven double Llz Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Well of six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Innis Show,
Josh and James this morning. Hello, I was reading a
story about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and
I guess this weekend is the the party for the
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
We got some new inductees.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah, I'm sure everybody's upset about who's getting inducted in
this year.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
It's interesting because I don't really get worked up over it,
But then there's sometimes I do, Like I try to
kind of keep it on an even keel, because you
feel like a real dumbass getting worked up over some fake,
fairy tale, fugazy thing like the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Like there's a guy and his name is.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
What the hell is the guy's name that does like
the XIM Show and he did that metal show. Who
am I thinking of that? This guy that like thinks
he's somehow like the god of like rock and meltdown
that note right, what the heck? Eddie Trump, Eddie Trunk
and Eddie Trunk takes the Rock and Roll Hall of

(34:15):
Fame real serious and gets really upset over it, Like
there are moments I do in, moments I don't right,
Like bad companies should be in the rock and Roll
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
They're in.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I'm fine with bad company, right, and then like Cindy
Lauper is in? Is Cindy Laupper? Like I guess what
happens is you get caught up in the idea that
you hear rock and roll, so you think rock and roll,
you think heavy and guitars. In reality, they're just saying
all music. If they called the thing the Music Hall
of Fame or the Popular Music Hall of Fame, I
don't think anybody would have an issue with out cast

(34:48):
or Cindy Lauper or whatever. The problem you run into
is it's the rock and roll Hall of Fame. So
when you hear Cindy Lapper singing, true colors and Goonies
are good enough, and all of these are bangers, by
the way, but like you're like, she's not a rock
and roll singer.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
This is preposterous.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
It also feels like they just put everybody in this
thing except the rock acts that you think should be
in there.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Like, what is it?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Is it Judas Priest, who's not in the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame yet Chubby Checker is now in
the rock and.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
This gentleman who made this whole life singing various versions
of the twist. This guy is in the Rock and
Roll Hall of Fame. No offense, But like Judas Priest,
isn't this guy created about six minutes worth of songs
and is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I saw a rockin song.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I saw him the other day performing this with night Ranger,
I know, right, Like I saw a video and night
Ranger was out on stage and Chubby Checker came out
and they started playing the thing, the twist. It was
actually pretty freaking cool. But all this guy ever did
was made songs about twisting. That's all he did. He's like, Oh,
you think that's enough, you think the twist was good?

(35:58):
How about this, Let's twist it again. Come on, everybody,
rap your hand, Oh you're looking good, sing my own song.
It won't take long, but going to do the twist
and it goes like this, Come on, let's twist.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
I talked myself into it. Now you think it should
be in there?

Speaker 2 (36:18):
Yeah, this is better than the actual twist. I agree,
like we did last year. Do you remember when things
really humming?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Is this a live version or is this just how
they sound?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Okay, you say the voice sounds, It's fantastic. I'm live.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Round and round and run.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Down and again. And then of course there's one that
you've only heard. There's a guarantee you have only heard
this song at the skating rink. Okay, this song is
called the limbo rock. You have only heard this at
the skating rink whenever they bring out the pole at
the skate.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Oh yeah, get limbo.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Because there's certain songs that only play on really hacky
radio shows, like the Beatles' Birthday Song and like songs
like that that play at the skating rank and on
Hackey radio shows. And then there's the limbo Rock, which
only plays at the skating rank. That's true, that's the
only place I've heard this song ever. And look, everybody
goes under the skate under the pole once and they

(37:20):
lower it, and you're like, I don't know if I
can vegan I think you skate under it again.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I never tried it more than the first the first pool.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, I wasn't good enough on the roller skates. Samesis.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
You know.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
All my friends they played roller hockey.

Speaker 4 (37:33):
They could go like to the lowest, the lowest of
the low with those that limbo pole.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
I'll screw them, yeah me, and I'm like, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
After the first pole, I wanted to go get some pizza.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
So Chevy Checkers in the Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame never heard that song in any other setting. Joe
Cocker is now in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
I would have thought Joe Cocker was already in, but
apparently joke is just now in the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
So there's that Joe Cocker.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Let me tell you one of the most beautiful songs
ever is you are So Beautiful.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
And it's because he sings.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
So poorly that it makes it seem authentic, you know
what I'm saying, Like, if somebody with a great voice,
like if Michael Boublay would have saying you are so Beautiful,
wouldn't be as good. It wouldn't be as good. But
then you get like Joe Cocker singing you are so beautiful,
and you're like, oh yeah, that feels authentic and of
course love lift us up where we belong from officer

(38:35):
and a gentleman. That's a banger. But yeah, the Joe
Cocker version. Let me see if I can find that here.
I have piped down Chubby check Er. I got other
things to do. We're done twisting and limbo limb. We're
done with you now, Powell. This right here, this is
this is quality on this song alone. Joe Cocker's a
rock and roll hall of fame. I've talked myself into

(38:58):
all these people.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
Now.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
I went in to this outrage like I'm any, like
I'm any trunk, but I'm not.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I like it all.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
When he gets to the end of it and his
voice kind of breaks, I'm like, that sounds great because
this could really be just some drunk jamoke at his
house singing to.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
His old lady. And I like that.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I'm gonna cry juicy, Yeah, like feeling all right, that's
a good tune with a little help from my friend.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Oh god, you think of the Wonder years.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
God, dang, that's good.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
Yeah, Julie, this takes me back to the grocery store days. Yeah,
can't you see? Do you have anything else ful?

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh? That's good stuff there, kids, And I'm sure if
I start playing Cyndy Lop where I can talk myself
into that too. Those goonies are good enough. Got my boat.
That's a good tune. You have a little True colors.
I think True Colors is also one of the prettiest
songs ever because it's a good message. I see your

(40:07):
true colors shining through, and that's why I love you,
So don't be afraid to let them show. Your true
colors are beautiful like a rainbow. Why is it gonna
be a rainbow? What's this propaganda? No?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
No, don't go down that road.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Pipe down. Why couldn't that true color be white?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Shut up?

Speaker 2 (40:33):
Shut up, We're not going down that road. We're not
going there.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
Pipe down.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Let us see you. That's another Oh, time after time,
we know that one. You know what, look, Cyndy Lapper
kind of rules. Wonies are good enough. It was a
good tune. She bop All through the Night was a
good song too, You know with Sidney Lapper songs than

(41:01):
I do because in a past life I was gay.
Let's see here, not that only gay people like Cyndy Lauper.
But I imagine, like dude, So I went, Okay, to
make my point, I went to see Share and when
I saw a Share on her farewell tour, which was
twenty something years ago and she's been on eight tours
since then. But I went to see shares farewell tour, okay,

(41:24):
and Cindy Lauper opened, and I had no idea, Like,
I'm seventeen, eighteen years old. I don't know like true
Colors is some sort of gay anthem. So I'm sitting
in the New Orleans Arena and Cindy Lauper starts doing
True Colors and I'm like, yeah, this is great. Everyone
else in the building has a rainbow flag their way in,
and I'm like, what's going on here? Am I like
like a gay pride parade?

Speaker 6 (41:45):
This?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
And then? But you know what, then I'm like this rules.
So I'm having a good time. Gay folks love me
at concerts. Gay folks and heavy set black women love
me at concerts. That's why I'm looking forward to going
to the New Edition show. Oh it's gonna be a
bunch of heavy set black women. I would imagine, and uh,
you know Bobby Brown, who looks like a heavy set
black woman. Now and I'm.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Gonna kind of clean up there.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Huh oh god, yeah, like my wife. I'm probably gonna
leave my wife that night for a portly black woman.
There you go.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
But yeah, you should do all those things your wife says, No, dude,
She's like, I'm going to do.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
The things she won't do for you, baby. Yes, I'm
gonna rock your world. Baby. I'm like, yes you will, ma'am,
Yes you will. I'll end up looking like that the
dude in Road Trip, like these are her underwear. She
gave them to me, and I'll be like, did you
skin a cheetah? I'll make a different did you skin

(42:40):
a zebra?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
They have a different pattern on their panties?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
All right, So there you go. So that's who's going
to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this week?
And well bad Company, Chubby check I literally played the
three people that we would never play. Well bad Company
is like what about us dog? But bad Company Chubby Checker,
Joe Cocker, Cindy Lapper, Outcast, Sorry Jackson, Sound Garden, and
the White Stripes all those are going in and we're

(43:06):
banging the Cindy law Per Baby we go. We know
what the people want, all right. Josh Hennis Show. How
about some rock and roll? Now that's me in this meltdown.
Who's trying to say that he started Christmas.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Music and it's a whole feud.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, a great Christmas feud of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
Hey, hey, come out and play.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Hennis Show.
So rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Chubby Checker, who's
twisting and gets still alive? As I noted, because he
performed with Night Rangers, so obviously he would have to
be alive. I would have thought he was dead. I
thought he I would find he was past wheels. I
would have thought he was long dead. But as it
turns out, Chubby Checker. How old is Chubby Checker? He
is eighty four years old? Still twisting? Wow, my man,

(43:51):
that seems like an age like like basically you can
twist no matter how old you are. It's very age
friendly dance. I wonder if Dorothy's good at the twist.
I guarantee you Dorothy is good at the twist. I
mean she's almost the same age as Chubby Checker. She
works out in her silver sneakers, so with her friend Nancy. Oh,
I guarantee it that Nancy and Dorothy they know how

(44:13):
to twist. Again. Oh, I guarantee they do. Now I'm
excited even more to see them. I was already excited,
but I want to be like, hey, Dorothy, come on, Dorothy. Yeah,
your hands, Oh looking good.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Come on, Nancy, I'm gonna sing my song.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
It won't take long, and I'm gonna do the twist
and it goes like this, and then her hip falls
out of Oh no, yeah, I don't want I don't
want that blood on my hands.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Hopefully we'll have a medica on hand or something that
can pup back in the place.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Given our audience, I think it'd be very smart to
have a medica on hand.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Well, we believe it on Dorothy and her drinking problems.
She said, hit the booze, she said, so, well, when
you get into the I don't know if you knew this.
I just confirmed this with Casey though. Once you sign
in at the Toolbox party, everyone is given a life alert.
Oh so that's good. So everybody's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Saying a falling Oh, well, that's not a song. That's appropriate. No,
I'm not going into knocking on Heaven's door after we
made a joke about Dorothy's hip falling out of place
and people being old in life alerts.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
No, no, Axel, No.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
It's inappropriate. It's inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
It is.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
I'm not going to do that. I refuse to do that.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
I'm not going to make jokes at the expense of
our listeners like that about life alerts and everything and
then play knocking on Heaven's door like I'm gonna do that.
I'm a responsible person, I know anyway, I mean, I
don't even know. And now people think I'm a jerk,
and that's not what I wanted. Now people are like,
way to make a joke about it. That happened to me.

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So we were on Mojo a second ago, I guess
last hour, and we were talking about how Mojo is
a terrible parker he takes up all these rip and
he made a joke. He asked ju He's like, so
what did David Chuck like, wew do they park? And
I said, well, they probably fly a helicopter to work,
like Kobe, because Kobe Bryant used to take a helicopter
legitimately from his home to the arena, and just to

(46:07):
show you how like people on a pop radio station thing,
their first thought went to, oh my god, he died
in a helicopter. Bro, too soon. I'm like, like too soon.
I'm like, whoa too soon? First, like, died five years ago.
Second of all, like he took a helicopter to work,
got to work.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
That's how we I'm.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Sorry that he died in a helicopter because everyone who
flies in a helicopter that often is gonna die in
a helicopter. They're not safe. I don't know why you
get in a helicopter, but.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Like that's all I meant. And they're like, WHOA, bro,
too soon?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I'm like, hey, play your little Sabrina Carpenter sex songs
and leave the adult conversations to the adults.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
I love about you, like looking over at the mood
studios as you're rantinging to like you can hear you,
Like there's a glass wall you can see you, like
Porting Adams.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Mister Josh and his show on one of six point
seven w LZ true.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
It's a song that has been ruined by Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Oh what do you do with the song now?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
He like sang it those like their big theme song
one of the years they won the Super Bowl, and
then he like sang it at the one of their
victory parades, and he's the worst. So it's been kind
of ruined. Sorry, Beastie boys. The Kelsey family has ruined
your good jam.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
It's the Josh and the Show.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
We are Detroit's wheels talking about the rock and Roll
Hall of Fame earlier in how Cindy Lauper and Chubby
Checker and Soundgarden and all these people are going into
the rock and roll Hall of Fame. Let me tell
you someone who is not in the rock and roll
Hall of Fame. Oh, Gordon Lakefoot. Mister Gordon Lightfoot's not
in the rock and roll Hall of Fame. And neither
are the twenty nine people that died on the Edmond

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Fitzgerald that night when the gales of November came early.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
The tragedy, it is, it's garbage.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
The legend lives from the child.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
The Big League.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
They called get Chagoomi boy last so last night the League.
I saw that there was a beer a Gordon, not
a Ran Lightfoot beer, but an Edmund Fitzgerald beer. Like, yeah,
I saw you posted that picture, so I was. I
looked up to see where I can find it in town,
went to Meyer and scored some Edmund Fitzgerald beer.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
Very nice and it tastes like a tragedy.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
It was tragic. It was a tragic beer. But Monday,
I think is the official anniversary of the wreck of
the Edmund Fitzgerald. I think the tenth So boy every time.
Like I've been watching Fox Local Fox at like six
and they're doing a whole, like week long series about
the Edmond Fitzgerald. I'm locked in, locked in.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
You gotta be recorded on your EVR.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
LA is pregnant with Edmund Fitzgerald content. Wow, God, I
love this stuff. I told you. This is the moment
I realized I'm an old white guy. When I'm like
I used to make fun of Gordon Lightfoot, I'm like
Gordon Lightfoot. Now I want to go sing this in
karaoke tonight. Wow, there's a karaoke night and someone singing
Edmund Fitzgerald. That's me, that's boy. How great would that be?

(48:58):
Like someone just got up was like doing I don't know,
push it like Salt and Peppa, and everybody's having a
good time.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Push it, real good. And I come up and.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
They're like, Josh, come on up to the stage. I
don't know why. It was a strip club DJ. Josh
come up to the main stage, Josh with Destiny Diamonds.
So I get up there and all these people are like, oh,
what's he gonna do? And then I get up there
and you hear, there's silence. I stand there just for
a second to soak it all in, and people are like, huh,

(49:26):
what's going on here? This is interesting?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
And the guy's like, Josh those things like whispering.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
To me, like sing, sing, go go. And then I'm
just like.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Like, I like you control when the song starts and stops?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Isn't the Yogi DJ do that? Sorry? Hold on?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
So I'm up there and everybody they just watched like
literally the signal of the DJ, like like the greatest
performance ever. Like I don't know, some girls just went
up there or somebody just did like Morris Day in
the time, they just did the bird, and everybody's into it.
They're partying and they're having a good time, and then
they call me up. They're like, Josh, Josh, come up
to the stage, and I'm like, yes, this is my moment.
I just stand there with the microphone in my hand

(50:06):
I hold I put my hand up to let him
know that I'm not ready. I have to let him know, like, hey,
mister karaoke DJ, I'm not ready yet, okay.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
And then you look around the bar and you look
at all five of the faces of the other people
in the bar watching you.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Like three people who are wearing sleeveless shirts at this
that's a glassy joint.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
They're like, what's this guy gonna do?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
And they're like, dude, and like they're with, like you here,
like at a random pert say like that type of thing,
and I'm like okay, And then I give the guy
the point. I give him that point in the nod,
and I'm like, we're ready.

Speaker 6 (50:41):
Oh, what is this?

Speaker 3 (50:42):
The hell's going on here?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
He's doing a sad song? What is this song? I
don't even know what this is. I've got to use
some scared what are we doing here? Then I grabbed
the mic and I'm like, the legend lives on from
the chippew On down of the big lake. They called
get Chagumi and they're like the leake is and the
first they're like in silence because they don't know what

(51:07):
to think, and then they caught off guard. But then
by the.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Time they really started embracing it, then I'm like, they
get into it.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
They start singing along with you, like I take over
the bar, and then everybody's like kind of swaying back
and forth, and they got their phone lights out.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
That's a whole moment.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
And then suddenly your your alarm on your phone goes off.
You have to wake up and get up and get
ready for work. That's what Josh dreams about.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
It good.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Well, this is good. Coming back from some mill in
Wisconsin speaking of I was just reading a story about
eight inaccuracies and the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, like
in the song. Yeah, so there are some inaccuracies, but
you got to take some creative license when you're writing
a song about a tragedy. So you got to write
a song.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
Yeah, yeah, they can't.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I'll be doing gloom. So for instance, like they taconite,
it says with a load of iron ore twenty six
thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald waded empty. And
they says in Lightfoot's Ballad, the Edmund Fitzgerald was hauling
iron ore that's technically true, but somewhat vague. The fits
was hauling taconite pellets, not pure iron, so that's it inaccuracy.

(52:13):
There's a line that says the ship was the pride
of the American side back from some mill in Wisconsin.
This is a case of semantics here, but the Edmond
Fitzgerald wasn't coming back from some mill. Freighters are loaded
at docks, they don't travel to the actual melt.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Now you're being dicks, say I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
I think you're taking a beautiful song about a tragedy
that none of us would have even really known about
had it not been for this song, and now you're
nitpicking it. This is a boat nerdpicking Wood TV and
wherever the hell you are, Grand Rapids.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Holland all you people.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Stop trying to dump on something so beautiful by looking
at technicalities in a gorgeous song. That's why you're in
Grand Rapids and you're not in the Big Town. Sorry,
I was astray at gram. Sorry I shouldn't have done that.
I take it back, Grand Rapids. That was not nice
of me to do. I know, yeah, Town, I did
like some of them. Grand Rapids is like what did

(53:09):
I do what? I like?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Grand rapts some internet Wood TV. She's like, what what
what he's.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Tuning in he wants to hear him Green Day And
all of a sudden, I'm throwing I'm just shooting strays.
Did Grand Rabbits You're gonna flip to the other stations
And they might. They're like least Dave and Chunk aren't
crapping on Grand Rapids. But anyway, so Monday is the
official anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. And
I am now old and white and these are the

(53:36):
things that interest me, and now you know the rest
of the story.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
I'm most impressed to find.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
A beer I know. And it was pretty good as
a porter. So it was like it was a six dark.
It was a dark six percent, but it wasn't like
a porter that was, you know, like twelve percent or something.
It was good, it was palatable, it was it kind
of had the vibe of like a Guinness type, you know,
that kind of vibe. And it was good. And I
watched the horrible football game last night.

Speaker 4 (53:58):
It's the beer brewed to try to like replicate the
dark swirling waters of Lake Superior.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Maybe I'm not gonna read the can. The can may
say that I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
I did a little legend behind the should I agree
with you?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
But anyway, so the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Maybe, uh, well,
if Gordon Lightfoot were still alive, maybe we try to
get him on Monday. But he's dead. Oh, I gotta
find the picture of my dad when he met Gordon Lightfoot.
Like the year he died. This man was a skeleton. Oh,
like he was frightening. But anyway he did. Who's that
zign me? As a matter of fact, that is mister
Gordon Lightfoot, who is not in the Rock and Roll

(54:34):
Hall of Fame but Chubby Checker is. We live in
a disgraceful time anyway, all right, Green Day on your radio. Now,
this is welcome to Paradise and we are the motor
City's wheel Green Day on one O six point seven.
Detroit wheels and Detroit's wheels not just Detroit wheels, Detroit's wheels.

(54:54):
It's plural.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Hello, it's the Joshness Show.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I'm Josh. He is James. So when I find the
musing and I just stumbled upon this, I had no
idea this was a thing because I don't follow this person,
but there is this gentleman, this meltdown from the Riff,
and one of his posts popped up on our Facebook
thing the other day where he's saying that he started
playing Christmas music in Detroit first, and he seems to

(55:18):
take it very serious, like it's a big deal to
him that he played Christmas music first, to which I
would point out that we started playing Christmas music on
the Josh Ennis Show much earlier than anybody else did,
Like WNIC flipped their switch yesterday, and then we flipped
the switch. I think on Tuesdays it's a Christmas music right,
and we played our tues saying I won't be around

(55:43):
this year. I'm a bit sick.

Speaker 10 (55:46):
Santa Claus has got the aids this year.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
That's tiny tim, and we played that on Tuesdays.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
So we were out in front of this thing before
anybody before Wnice before this meltdown, and this meltdown was
taking this very serious, like he keeps posting about how
he started.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
The Christmas music thing.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Was even going on, like local news TV news posts
about the flip saying he was the first one.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Yeah, I'll sew some of our fans commenting on his post.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
I don't know this guy, so I can't speak to
what he is personally, but he seems like a toolbox.
But so here's the issue I'm running into here. I
really want to screw with this guy and I need
you guys to help. Okay, So we have posted a
video of me officially flipping the switch on Christmas Music
in Detroit because there was this giant wooden switch that

(56:33):
I guess they used as a prop yesterday at WNIC.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
I don't think it was a prop. I think it's
a legitimate.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Switch wink wink, So I don't ruin the illusion.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
It's real, just like the elf on the shelf.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
So I grabbed this and I filmed a video for
our Facebook page. So here's what I need you to do.
On our Facebook page, we mentioned this Meltdown and I said, hey, Meltdown,
we know who really started Christmas Music in Detroit. Because
it seems like he takes this very serious and it
seems like something that might get him all worked up.
So let's screw with this guy a little bit. I

(57:07):
need you to go to the Josh Ennis Show Facebook
page and just leave random comments like yeah, melt down,
stop spreading lies melt down. Everybody knows that. Don't go
to his Facebook because we've mentioned him, so he will
see this.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
We'll see he will see this.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
He seems like a guy that will see anything that
mentions his name. So here's what we need you to do.
This is where I need the loyal members of the
Jis army to get involved here.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Okay, this is where I'm calling on you.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
I would do it for you, so I need you
to do it for me, just for my amusement, for
all of us to get together and laugh at this
guy who's really taking this Christmas music thing very seriously.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
You guys are our only hope. We need you.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
He is like three days into this bit that no
one cares about, so let's make fun of him. Okay,
here's what we're gonna do. Go to the Josh Ennis
Show Facebook right now. If you don't follow the page,
follow it. Okay, it's the Josh Ennis Show. I n
nes give us a follow. See the first video, which
is a video of me more of a symbolic flipping

(58:03):
of the switch, because I flipped the switch three days
ago when we played Santa Claus has got the aids.
This year, we are We're the ones who started Christmas
music in Detroit, and we were out on everybody. We
were there Tuesday, not Thursday, not Wednesday like this Meltdown
claimed to do.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
We did it like Tuesday or Monday, whenever we did it.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
And my man is taking it very seriously, to the
point that he's jumping into news stories about it and
everything else.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
So we made it easy for everybody to find. Is
this pinned at the top of the page.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
So go to the Josh Ennis Show Facebook page right now,
follow us if you don't already like us. If you
don't already, we would appreciate it and just leave random
comments like yeah, I can't believe that this meltdown thinks
he started Christmas music in Detroit, shaking my damn head
like that type of stuff, and you know, like the

(58:54):
kind of stuff that really the people that are incredulous
on social media post whenever they see something they disagree.

Speaker 4 (59:00):
With, like you gotta use the emoji with the guy
slapping his forehead, that kind of stuff, just to screw
with this guy because we know he's going to see it.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
So we know he's going to see these and we
just want people to just inundate this post with I
can't believe Meltdown really thinks he started Christmas music. Everyone
knows that Josh Innis Show is playing Tiny ten days ago.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
Yeah, duh.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Santa Claus has got the AIDS hashtag forever, which seems
odd now that I think about it, but it is forever.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
So all right, So do that. Go to our Facebook page.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
We'll read some of the best comments from our Facebook
page on the air as well to give you some
incentive there. And maybe if your comment makes us laugh enough,
I'll just find you. I'll slide into your DMS and.

Speaker 16 (59:41):
Maybe offer you shine Down too.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
So if you're funny and I slide into your DMS,
maybe we'll do that. Okay, but get in now on
our Facebook, and of course, also if you want to
get into the Toolbox party which comes up tomorrow, finally
you've been waiting so long for this long long time,
we are finally gonna have this party tomorrow, and we

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only have five five spots left, well really fifteen spot yeah,
fifteen spots left, but only five people are going to win,
and the first one of those is right now. So
get in on the phones eight seven seven nine eight
eight one o six seven eight seven seven nine eight
eight one o six seven.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
And that could get you in to the toolbox party.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Let's see. I mean, I don't know if we can
top you know, our girl from yesterday from Dorothy, who's
bringing Nancy? What if Nancy called? She's like no, because
I want to win. And then we go, well, don't
you just want to go with Dorothy? She says no,
I want to bring three other silver sneakers. Wow, two
other silver sneakers. It's gonna be a hell of a party.
I'm horny. We might we might have to see about
getting room.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
See that, I'm warned up hard man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Let's see here, let's see Hello, Detroit's wheels. Who's this? Hello?

Speaker 15 (01:00:56):
This is carpenter Andrew.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Hi, carpenter Andrew.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
How are you doing good?

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
What kind of carpenter? And you did you know Jesus
was a carpenter?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Fun fact. That's that's where I came up with the idea. Yeah,
that's pretty solid. What kind of carpenter? And do you
do you like build houses and stuff?

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
I used to build houses and now I'm in the
awning trade, awning and railing trade.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Oh, the old awning and railing trading. Yeah, speaking of railing.
Are you excited to go to the Toolbox party and
and meet Nancy?

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
I would love to meet Nancy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Well, Nancy's supposed to be there, and Dorothy and Nancy,
so speaking of railing, Uh, they're both going to be there,
so that's good. So so anyway, all right, let me
put you on hold. Man, We're going to take you
to the Toolbox party. All right?

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 14 (01:01:45):
You guys are the best.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
I love your show. Thank you, brother, appreciate you. And
also I'm not going to take you to the party
just to be to pick them up. Me picking them up?

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Yeah, Like, hey, go ahead and right right, bitch on
the bike, get right on the handle bars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna pay. I'm gonna take you
to the party, like we're going to a school dance.
Gonna call you on the landline at home, like, hey, hey,
what was this guy's name? Car and carpenter? Andy? Okay,
Art his name? Who was named Art?

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
In your head? I'm like, hey, Carpet, tell him I'm
here to pick him up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Hi, Carpenter Andy's mom, Hello, coming over to get him.
I'm gonna be riding my electric bicycle, my Mustang's driving
me over to his house to pick him up. All right, now,
go to the Facebook page now and start leaving just
random comments on this post. So this uh, this meltdown

(01:02:43):
can see these Uh let's see here. We got a
bunch of people that are starting to comment. Now, Oh
there's the video. I gotta turn that down because I
let's see. Oh we got a bunch of them now, good,
so get in now. Melt down is fake news. Long
live the Josh in a show for spreading the truth. Wow,
I just like I like to make other people's lives miserable.

(01:03:06):
It's like one of my joys. I get so, oh god,
there's a All right, So if you don't follow us
on Facebook, follow us on Facebook, leave your comments and
we'll get to some more rock. And I gotta get
to this story about the stabbing that the foot locker.
I mean, what else is gonna happen at a foot
locker at the mall? So we'll get into that. Stay there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Josh in his show one six point seven.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Double ll Z Detroit Wheels one of six points seven
Detroit's Wheels. Josh in his show, There's this demon I
have inside of me, this beast I have inside of me,
And I know what you're saying, Josh, you sound really
sounded like JJ McCarthy right now, trying to explain there's
a wolf, there's a beast inside of you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
But number nine, it's definitely a level of a switch
that gets flipped.

Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
And I know that I shouldn't do this. I'm aware
of this. So this is a decision that one has
to make that could be a decision that alters the
course of history, if you want to go butterfly effect
type stuff here. But I just discovered that I can
answer all of the Mojo shows, phone calls in the studio,
oh boy, oh boy, and there. And by the way,

(01:04:16):
they don't stop ringing. They do not stop ours ring
twice a day over the last month. It again a
twenty five and nine twenty five. That is what our
phones ring. His ring phones never stop ringing. And again,
I have this monster inside of me. There is this
beast inside of me. He's called nine.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Okay, Yeah, there's definitely a level of a switch that
gets flipped.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
And the second the microphone goes on, I do things
that I wouldn't ordinarily do.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
It is the menace.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Ordinarily I would not do this. But I see these
phones ringing, and now I'm tempted to answer the phones.
It is the menace. I just I'm tempted to answer
the phone calls of the mote. Maybe I will later.
I got other things I need to do today, and
I've got to I've got to like talk myself down
from this because it's something that I know. I don't

(01:05:07):
want to get in Mojo's bad graces. He's my buddy,
we're friends. Oh, I didn't tell you what I did.
Uh uh oh, No, I was going to do the
mall stabbing story. But I'm gonna have to tell you
what I did that I'm embarrassed by them all.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Do it in the next hour.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Okay, So last week, last Friday, I was at the
Cozy Lounge as I am on most.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Fridays, and started a doze.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Definitely, And I don't know why, but I was looking
at Instagram and I started seeing pictures of the Mojo
Show because last week they were in Chicago Solif Induction celebrating, like,
you know, the fact that he's in the Hall of Fame,
and he brought the whole show with him and they're
all taking pictures and they're all having fun, and I'm like,
that seems awesome. Like I'd like to be in the

(01:05:56):
Radio Hall of Fame and do fun things with my show,
which is, you know, a person and not fourteen people
like the Mojo Show. But like the whole thing just
seems like a very nice situation. And I started, you know,
being at that level of drunkenness where I started reminiscing
about how like, in my mind, I'm telling myself I
was almost a contender once, Like I was almost there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
You almost made it, I almost made you know, I
was in.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
I blew a couple of opportunities that were big, and
so I got into that emotional drunken state where I'm like,
you know what, I'm gonna text Mojo. Oh so I
drunkenly texted Moe.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Drunk texted Mojo, drunk texted moh boy.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
And now I almost feel like he looks at me
differently now, like he looks at me like some sad
little bastard because I drunkenly texted him.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
That's why he calls us into his show in the
morning to try to yeah, throws a few bones.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Yeah, He's like, I feel bad for this poor bastard.
But I'm like, I'm embarrassed that I did this, and
like it was one of those things that like I
didn't remember doing it at the time, but like hours later,
like Saturday afternoon, at like two o'clock, it just I
had up an epiphany and I go, I freaking drunk
text said Mojo did. And then I went back and
started looking at my phone and I'm like, no.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
You're gonna read the text? Did he respond to the text? Yeah, Okay,
here's what I'm gonna do. Going to play some rock
and roll music so I can scroll through my phone
and get these drunk texts that I sent to Mojo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Oh it was multiple drunk texts. Yeah, it was a
semi drunk conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Like he responded once and then I responded fourteen times.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
So like me my twenties trying to hook up with
the chick, exactly like that, but with Mojo and me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
So I will do this. I will put myself out
there now that I remember this, I'm willing to do this,
but I'm very embarrassing moment of vulnerability for you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
Well A six point seventy d Troy's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Wheels Josh at his show. It is Josh, it is James.
Glad you guys are with us today. So yes, last Friday,
I really I made a real, a real fool of
my elf because I drunkenly started texting Mojo about how

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cool it is that he's in the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame and all that kind of stuff. And
now I am quite embarrassed by the fact that I
did this. Can't wait to hear these texts. It's so bad,
all right, So I'm going to read these now, and
this is sad and pathetic, but I'm going to do
thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you for Maddie. It

(01:08:30):
said the mood here some mood music to this. Thank you,
so just to get again paint the picture for you. Here,
I was sitting at the bar, probably half asleep, like
I am most of the time at the bar on
a Friday, because I'm tired because I work hard. And
I started seeing pictures of Mojo and his whole crew

(01:08:51):
in Chicago at the Radio Hall of Fame, and I'm like,
you know what, I'm just buzzed enough to send this
man a message, just buzzed enough. So this was at
nine to nineteen pm on Friday on Halloween. This is me, dude.
Congrats on the Hall of Fame. I have a great
admiration for what you do. You're amazing. I just admire

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the way you treat people and the way you run
your show. Wow. Okay, to which he responds, thanks, Josh.
I'm a big fan of yours and I'm really happy
I get the chance to work with you. Having you
in the building makes all of us better, which is
a real generic response. And I should have picked up
on that, because that sounds like something that could be
like an auto reply, almost like Ato says that to

(01:09:36):
all of his girls, like hey, you make us all better.
But I didn't take it that way when I was
slightly intoxicated. No, I said, no, he wants to have
a conversation, to which I say, I'm gonna keep picking
your brain. I've been close to being on your level
in a few markets, Philly and Houston, notably. I'm not

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you know a flex that's some markets he's missed me.
I'm I'm a meltdown over here. Just drop it all
this stuff. But I always f it up because that's
what I do. But I really look forward to doing
big things, to which he says, you know what to
do with Tony as your boss.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Just do it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
There we go, and to me, that's like a quick response.
That's like, hey, let's uh, it's okay. I'm busy. I
got my family, I got my show, I got my friends.
We're having a good time. I just got inducted into
the Radio Hall of Fame. We're trying to go out
and party in Chi Town. That's how I should have
taken it. But that is not how I took it.
Oh my god, how many times did you respond for

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with no response? I did get a couple of hearts.
Oh so he loved some of them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Now does that mean he loved it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
Or does that mean he's like, I'm not taking the
time to respond to you, you pud.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Or maybe he realizes he might be under the influence
and you're you're doing a little drunk texting. I'm sure
it's not the first time you drunk texting before. No,
probably not. I mean maybe the first time another person
in the morning radio program in the same building as
him as drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Text at him. That's very possible. Jeez. So anyway, I
did get multiple likes on the other text and what
point I'm like, hey, man, you're hanging out with Alice.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Cooper and this is me being drunk.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Me this is no knock on Alice Cooper, Alice Cooper.
But I do say, although let's be real, no one
views Alice Cooper as a radio guy. Say you're taking
a dighead like I'm like delivering strays at Alice Cooper.
It's like, why is Alice Cooper in the Radio Hall

(01:11:46):
of Fame? I don't know. So I'm like, I'm gonna
compliment you, but just so you know, I'm also gonna
throw a bunch of jabs at Alice Cooper, who's like,
why is he at the Rock and roll or the
Radio Hall of Fame? But yeah, so that was how
I spent my Friday. And that's kind of both sides
of you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
You know, you like, you know, you want to poke
the bear a little bit, but you're also like a sweet,
tender lover, which you also have like the side where
do you want to editate other people?

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
You know what that is? That's called monster ballads because
every bad boy has a soft side. Absolutely, that's exactly
what that is. That is the Monster Ballads promo is
what that is. So but yes, that's how I spent
my Friday at the bar half asleep.

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Drunk texting the biggest radio personality in town about how
I admire the biggest radio personality in town.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
It was awkward on Monday when you saw him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
This is the first time I've communicated with him, when
he brought us in over there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
Avoiding you. He's avoiding you. He is amazing height to you.
The other day. He's avoiding you. He's he's avoiding me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
There's no doubt. Every bad boy has a soft side, Monster,
how to Love.

Speaker 9 (01:13:00):
To Live.

Speaker 6 (01:13:05):
Down, They're ballance mounts, the ballads, thirty five powerful hits.

Speaker 12 (01:13:11):
On two cities and two cassettes, White to Day, Mister Big.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Year, by the way, I had all of this on
CD and it was beautiful. It was gorgeous, just amazing
tunes all over the place.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
And every bad boy has a soft side?

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Was it two? Eventually? It was? Eventually they did like
two or three, but the OG was the best one,
all right, just so you know, And it eventually become
one of those, like now that's what we call music hits.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
I think the compilation, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
They kind of combined it all into one, but I
think there were two or three volumes of Monster Ballots.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
That's sound. They're huge hits on Monster Ballads will take
you higher, Firehouse.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
This is literally all of my favorite music on one CD.
Literally you owned it. I have seen all of these
bands in concert and rock to all of these but
you know, not when they were cool. But you know,
like last year.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
See I just thought you really wally let state fairs,
but you go to see the performers there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Oh no, I don't even know that they're big enough
for state fairs. Out there there for small casinos, small
casin yeah, smaller like the off brand casinos where they
play games like you know, guess how many number? Like
what number I'm thinking of? Which end is the coin in? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:14:59):
No, one knows more about passion than the legendary artists
of Foster Ballads.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
I question that, but I'm okay with that for the
sake of this promo, all allow it.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Oh God, I got you five track collection.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
It's not SOLDI storing memories.

Speaker 6 (01:15:27):
Rush delivery available.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
I enjoyed the idea of that if you cannot wait
to get Monster Ballads, we will rush deliver it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Or a mere nineteen ninety nine expert, we will send
a team this day.

Speaker 6 (01:15:39):
Every bad boy has a soft side, ye, Monster Ballads.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
If you want to call the numbering screen, because it
also I contend that Ario Speedwagon does not belong on
that Areo Speedwagon is not a quote unquote bad boy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
Ario Speedwagon.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
They were never bad boys, but warrant those were bad boys.
Scorpions those were bad boys. The Nelson Twins those were
bad boys. There was nothing bad about Ario Speedwagon. They
were always soft. So no doesn't say, oh, every bad
boy has a soft side. Every soft boy can get softer,
and that's what Ario Speedwagon did. Every soft point can

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get softer. And everyone knows that your sons of bitches,
Monster Ballads. Do you want to call the number on
your screen? I'm calling hold on. I'm gonna see what
happens when you call the Monster Ballads number. Hold on
a lod I gotta move over from the Mojo phone
lines now, and I'm gonna get a call, should I?
I mean, where do you think it goes? Probably a

(01:16:37):
phone sex hotline. Wouldn't that be great?

Speaker 9 (01:16:39):
We pick up.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Hey, big boy, you don't need that anymore. You just
go to like chatter bait. Let's see here. Let me
give this number a buzz here? Do I have to
tell nine to get out? I guess so nine one
eight hundred three nine one. That's one of my favorite pastimes,
calling old infomercial phone numbers and seeing where they go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Now, all right, rush delivery?

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
How much was rush delivery?

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Five extra bucks?

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Five bucks? It's kind of worth it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
I mean, if you want a rock, if you're willing
to rock, it's a better deal than prime.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
Let's see here. Ah, but I'm a bad boy and
I have a soft side.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
Come on, Rush delivery available. Every bad boy has a
soft side.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Again, it's not a lie. All I'm gonna say is
that's true. You're spitting evidence of it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:35):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
Every bad boy can get drunk at the cozy lounge
and send weird text messages to their coworker and then
hate themselves the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Here's monster ballads, all right, more to come.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
It's the Josh Show seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels one
O six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh, Ennis Show, Josh
and James this morning. So there was a stabbing at
the mall in Southland. So not Southland, the Southland Mall,
I should say, in Taylor, my bad Southland where we

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in like La and but let's see here the mall
in Taylor. It is called the Southland Mall in the
Southland Center throughout in Taylor. Hello, shout out Taylor. What
it do? Uh? This is a news story from yesterday
about this stabby and that took place at the.

Speaker 17 (01:18:23):
Foot Locker, a sneakers store turned crime scene between the
Nikes and New Balance. A teen is stabbed by a
very angry woman in line whose card was declined. She's
talking with Fox two from her hospital bed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Actually, I want to stop right there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
First of all, though, I'd like to know if they
know for a fact that the stabbing took place between
the Nikes and the New Balances, or if they are
just taking a joke, if they're just you know, making
light of this, or if they're like you know, like
like like adding their own creative liberty. Show me the
blood by me the Nikes and the New Balance.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
I want to see the blood on the Jordans now.

Speaker 17 (01:18:55):
A sneaker store turned crime scene between the Nikes and
New Balance. A teen stabbed by a very angry woman
in line whose card was declined. She's talking with Fox two.
From her hospital bed.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
Very rarely to someone who's in a good mood stab someone.
She was stabbed by a very angry woman. Generally speaking,
that's how it works.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
I did get stabbed four times.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
I have a punk tru lung right.

Speaker 17 (01:19:21):
Now in the hospital for who knows how long and
all for what. Sanaia jay Gins stabbed a kid's foot locker.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
I think it was it's locker. Oh my god, I
shouldn't laugh at the the intensity of the story. Stabbed
and for what at the kid's foot locker? Unfair to
me to get stabbed.

Speaker 17 (01:19:42):
Senaia tells us she was walking by the Sneaker store
at Southland moll And Taylor Wednesday and heard yelling at
the register inside a forty year old woman's credit card
was declined. Sanaiah says she looked in, then the woman
snapped at her.

Speaker 5 (01:19:55):
As the argument verbal, she put her hand in her
purse and proceeded to tell me she was gonna shoo.

Speaker 17 (01:20:01):
Me instead pulling out a kitchen knife and stabbing Snaia,
who just carried the kitchen knife.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Michael Myers, Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
And this woman, oh, Michael Myers, and this forty year
old woman whose credit card was declined. Is Michelle Myers.
This is Michelle Michel Myers.

Speaker 17 (01:20:17):
Twice in the neck, once in the stomach and thigh.

Speaker 5 (01:20:20):
I did not see or even know I was stabbed
until after the physical altercation.

Speaker 17 (01:20:26):
Police sources see a comment about the suspect being broke
spurred the whole thing, but Sanaia says it wasn't her.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
I am going to press charges, but it also sat
in swe in a way because I don't want her
to be taken away.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
From her kidies. Well here's the thing, all right, So
apparently this girl got stabbed and she wasn't the one
that initiated or instigated the altercation, right, So apparently this
woman is trying to buy shoes credit cards to cline,
she's super mad. The the story I read is that
somebody called her a broke okay, which which tracks at

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the foot locker called this teenager who's trying to buy
she was at the kids for locker a broke bitch.
No no, no, no, no no. The forty year old
woman's credit card was declined. Somebody in line allegedly was
telling this woman that she's a broke bitch, Like, look
at this broke bitch, oh something like that, and then
that set her off, so she pulled out her kitchen
knife that she just carries on her persons at all times,

(01:21:24):
and then she started stabbing who I guess she thought
was the person who said.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
It I okay, So it could be a mistaken identity.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
That's what this is. So allegedly, according to this girl
who got stabbed and is in the hospital, she's like,
I'm not the one that even did anything. But from
the sounds of it, it sounds like she heard like a
ruckus in the foot locker and decided to go into
the foot locker and then then she got stabbed. If
I hear a ruckus in the foot locker, I'm just
gonna keep walking.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
I'm young.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
I didn't still astles pretzels.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
Brother, I'm going to the Wetzel's Pretzels.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
I'm going to Auntie Anne's and that's all I I'm
going to the Orange Julius and I'm getting myself a
delicious treat. I'm gonna go to whatever random off name
Chinese restaurant is in the mall that has delicious Mall Chinese,
which is always the best. They give you those free
samples of the oh yeah, then you walk back around
and for some reason they keep giving you sample. Sure,
why not? I mean I just saw you and then

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again and again. Right, I'm not going into the kid's
foot locker if there's a ruckus, Like the second I
hear a ruckus, gotta gotta go, But not this girl. Apparently,
if I'm hearing the story correctly, this girl wasn't even
in the kid's foot locker. She walks by the kid's
foot locker, she hears a ruckus in the kid's foot
locker after some gal calls some broke bitch a broke bitch,

(01:22:39):
and then she goes and she's like, hey, guys, what's
going on here? It's just me, And then she gets
stabbed by a lady who carries a kitchen knife with her.
At the mall, it's wild place in Taylor. Taylor gets lit.
Sounds like my kind of place. I want to watch
her from afar, That's what I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Gonna say that. I want to watch for some binocular.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Yeah, I don't want to just go over there, go
to the mall and see it in person, but I
like hearing about it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
It's interesting that things sving Taylor.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
I'm not. I think you got too much of a
soft side. Should look, let me tell you something has
a soft side. I think my soft side is a
little too soft for a tailor. So AnyWho, Uh, that's
what's going on in Taylor this week.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
Somebody got stabbed with a kitchen knife.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
I mean, look, if I guess it's better, if you
don't feel safe, you got to carry something like what's better? Mace?
You know what I'm saying. Like you could mace somebody,
or you could stab them with a kitchen knife. And
the mace you gotta get the cap off, you gotta
aim it with the knife. You know, you just pull
the knife out and it's ready to use. Yeah, exactly.
The last time I checked, Michael Myers never maced anybody.

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Michael Myers got a butcher knife out and he took Now,
when they say a kitchen knife, was this a butcher knife?
Was this a steak knife? Was this a butter knife?
What kind of knife were we dealing with?

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
It's got to be deep, a big enough knife to
pierce her lungs. You got a ruptured lungs. That could
be a take knife. It's like a wooden handle. It
was nice and sharp yeah, and that's apparently what I
wonder in my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
She sharpens it every time before she goes to the mall.
She's like, we got to go to the foot locker.
She's hat like a stone and she's just.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Somebody might call me a broken bitch at the foot.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Locker, like like the same thing that they use for
a straight razor at the barber. You get that little
thing out in that little pa or like the hibachi
chef getting ready to put on a show. Why did
is Detroit's wheels? James, have you ever made sex in public?
Let me feel yes? Good for you? So apparently, though

(01:24:42):
a couple in Germany, a couple having sex while driving
at ninety miles per hour nearly caused a chain reaction
crash on the Autuba in Germany.

Speaker 3 (01:24:52):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
They were living life in the fast lane, as the
story puts it, driving a Ford and veering across the
A one it has sped towards the city of Dortmund
earlier this week. They were swerving back and forth and
doing the nasty while they were driving.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
It's like that that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Charlie she movie that Chase.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Yeah, Christy Swanson was that. It's called the Chase. Is
what that movie was called. And the like basically Charlie
Sheen like holds up a store and like kidnaps this
girl with a candy bar. She thinks he's got a gun,
he's got a candy bar, and now he's running from
the law. And then you know, over the course of
the hour they hang out together in the car, they decide,
you know what we're gonna bone. That was when movies

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were movies, though you know, they don't make movies the
way they used to, but back then you could just
you know, abduct somebody. There was a big thing that
happened in a lot of movies in the nineties. What
was the one with there was it was Alicia Silverstone
and she was in the trunk of the car and
I think, but was it Beniicio del Toro? What the
access baggage was the name of the movie. So I

(01:25:54):
think she faked a kidnapping. She was like a spoiled
ridge kid or something that faked a kidnapping, but then
actually did get kidnapped because the guy stole the car
and didn't know she was in the trunk and he's like, oh,
there's a girl in the trunk. And that was called
excess Baggage was about that one. And there's two movies
that I've discussed where someone was boning with their captor.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
Outside of that, I probably I can'tn't know if isn't
that called Stockholm syndrome you're fall in love with your capture?

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
What it is? And that that was a theme of
at least two films we've talked about now here in
the nineteen nineties. If you can think of any others,
please shoot us a text. Text the word Josh in
your film to five one eight eight one. That's five
to one eight eight one. With the driving police flow
on the audobonn if you're only going ninety yeah, like
ninety on the Autobahn and bone in the autobone.

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
If that's what classifies it as the audobon, I mean
the highway aren't taking and I'm going on the Autobarn exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Now the phones are ringing because people want to go
to the Toolbox party. Of course I could just flip
it over to the Mojo phone lines and you want
to go to the Hey, do you want to go
to the Toolbox party? What excuse not calling in about
my ex He's got a small wing. Hey, why did
you guys get all those bear cups from Starbucks? Save

(01:27:06):
the rest, save all of us. Let me see if
I can actually do that. That seems kind of dickish
and fun. I have to balance things out now that
I've you know, sent sad messages to Mojo. Now I
have to let him know that I'm still an I'm
still a bad boy, and I have a soft side,
but I'm still a bad But I took that advice
of your text Tony suggested I do this.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
Put it on him.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
All right, So Mojo's phones are not ringing right?

Speaker 12 (01:27:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Ours are?

Speaker 6 (01:27:31):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Take that, Yeah, get closer to the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
Maybe you can hear you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
I won't know if he can hear us, he'll bitch
about it. Let's see here, let's go to our phones.
All right, here we go. You know who gets the
brunt of that though, bless his heart, is Casey. So
everywhere he moves in the building he annoys somebody. Oh no,
so they bitch that he's too loud, and look, bless
his heart, he's loud, I guess. But like we were
sitting over here before, in this little area by the studio,

(01:28:00):
and Mojo would bitch that we were too loud.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
So Casey's like, fine, I'll just move and he.

Speaker 2 (01:28:04):
Had like a little meltdown, a mini meltdown where he's
like it was like it was not it wasn't a meltdown.
It was like a passive aggressive meltdown where he just
like moves to the total opposite end of the building
where no other human is just.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
To prove way over there.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
God, he was way over there by himself and he
would just sit alone. And then like we went over
there once and then we were too loud over there,
and he's like, this is absurd.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
You was saying that this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
Is striking me as a loud guy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Though somehow he animated.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
I guess the two of us. I guess anyone talking
in this mausoleum here, like people get the angry when
you talk in the building. There was one day we
were sitting over here and I was just talking with Casey.
We were telling jokes, and one of these salespeople over
here literally just told me to shut up.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
I know, she was like basically like could you stop talking.
I'm like, I'm so sorry that we're just hanging out
enjoying ourselves and having a workplace camaraderie. Wow, don't have
fun with this workplace. I know this is kind of
a this is kind of a stodgy workplace. Crazy just
saying I'm trying to complain. I enjoy having a job,
trying to see the true callers of the office here exactly.

(01:29:09):
Cindy Lapper, guess where she is? Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame. Take that and shove it, Judas Priest, wish
you were there, don't you? But SMIs Cindy Lauper is
all right, Now I have the phone lines going again.
We're going to get somebody in here for the Toolbox party.
While we also listened to miss Cindy Lauper, who's in

(01:29:31):
the rock and Roll Hall of Fame. All right, let's
see here. Who shall we take today? This is the
last one we're going to give away. Wow, this is
our last one.

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Dare I say? Mercifully?

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
Mercifully?

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
This is our final one of these we're doing. Look,
I'm looking forward to the party. It's going to be
a hell of a time. I look forward to seeing everybody.
But this has been an undertaking and I know that,
like your wife and Casey are sitting out there like, oh,
I'm so sorry, Is that all you have to do
is answer the phone on the radio station.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
We're out here collecting. We're doing more than answering the phone.
We're hyping it up. We're talking about fantadic and the
prizes are exactly the salespeople for the promotion.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Yes, he gets it. Yeah, but I bet your wife's
out there. She's like, I had to gonna get the
bikes and the TVs. And I'm like, sorry, I had
to answer the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
You want to deal with these people to sit in
and help sell the whole idea. I hope the concept
is some of the sponsors to get them on board.

Speaker 2 (01:30:26):
So anyway, Cindy Lauper, by the way, we're rock and
roll hall thame.

Speaker 3 (01:30:33):
A Wayne Bow.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
I like how in the middle of the song she
becomes Elmer Fudd for some reasons. It's beautiful like a
Wayne Bow. Anyway, enough Sundy Lauper. Uh, Because look, listen,
as you may her phil, as you may have heard
about me. And I don't know if you've heard this,
but listen.

Speaker 6 (01:30:51):
Every boy has a soft side.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
So every now and then you're exposing too much of
your soft side. Yeah, I know I've gotten I'm pretty
much I have to call.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
In in it's the menace.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Pretty soon I'm going to have to be doing afternoons
on WNI se pretty soon we're going to be playing
Kelly Clarkson all day long. But look, hey, let me
tell you I do have a soft side.

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
Every boy has a soft side, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
All right, let's see here, final one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
This is it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
This is the final countdown. This is Europe right here.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
We're down to the final four people that can win
their way into the Toolbox party tomorrow. Let's see here.
This is this is it Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
Hello, Hello, Hey, who's this Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
This is Kim, Hi Kim.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
I am just on my way to work. What do
you do for work? I don't know if you want
to know. I've heard you guys talk before.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
But I'm a professor.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Oh so you're at a college. Yeah, what do you profess?
Computer science? Well, that seems like something that can get
somebody somewhere. At least you're not teaching like like medieval
literature or something like that. That's pointless.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
That's what I switched my major from to go into broadcasting.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Somebody failed.

Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Yeah, so I have a meeting today and I'm on
my way there right now.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
What are you guys meeting about?

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Programming club? Programming club? Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Look at that. What are you guys going to program?

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
It's just the first meeting of the semester, so we'll see.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
So do you guys just hang out on computers and
stuff all day?

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
It can get a little boring, but I thought your
typical geeks, so.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
It's all good.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
Oh that's cool. So when I was in high school,
I took computer like typing keyboarding. It's keyboarding, and we
would just sit in this classroom all day and listen
to soft rock music and type and I really enjoyed it.
There's nothing like learning to type when you're like listening
to Phil Collins. Like Phil Collins really got me through keyboarding.
So I'd be like, you know, there's a girl that's

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being on my mind.

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
You gotta put the piece of paper over the fingers
so you can't see the key all.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
The swarthy Sue Sue Sudio. All right, anyway, So Jim Matt,
would you like to go to the Toolbox party?

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Oh my gosh, I would love to.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
That would be so amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
I have been trying so hard for so long to
call in, and I kept.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Getting like, you know, busy signals, and so that would
just make my day. Well, you know, I think that
that happens because I've heard that Rob is very anti woman.
We're not here though, This is just what i've heard,
but we are very pro woman on this show, particularly
those who are octogenarians.

Speaker 3 (01:33:38):
Were big fans of them. Are you an octogenarian?

Speaker 6 (01:33:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:33:44):
Is that terrible?

Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
So wait a minute, so are you eighty?

Speaker 6 (01:33:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Gotcha?

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
Okay, good, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
I'm not trying to be a jerk here, but you
teach it at college and you didn't know what an
octogenarian was. Hey, I'm a maskiek on computer science.

Speaker 14 (01:33:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:34:00):
Yeah, that's a term to use science.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Yeah, you're right, I take it back. I'm sorry anyway,
kim let me put you on hold. We'll get you
into the Toolbox party, all right. Oh my gosh, I'm
so excited.

Speaker 11 (01:34:10):
Yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Look, hey, thank you. Look, ladies love us, and you
know why they love us. I'll tell you why.

Speaker 6 (01:34:15):
Every bad boy has a soft side exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
See, if you're too much of a bad boy like
they like you to be bad enough, but then you
also have to watch you know, like steel Magnolias and
stuff like that. Yeah, they need some nurturing inside. They're like, hey,
I want to go as correct like you're a badass,
but I also want to go see the Neil Diamond movie,
the karaoke Neil Diamond movie that comes out in December.

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
And that's because every.

Speaker 6 (01:34:36):
Bad boy has a soft side.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
I could have said, Kim, your only caller number nine,
We're going to someone else.

Speaker 3 (01:34:42):
But the reason I didn't is because.

Speaker 6 (01:34:44):
Bad boy has a soft side.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
I have a bad boy who has a soft side.

Speaker 3 (01:34:48):
Yeah, we've been learning that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:49):
Look, today is a day that I've really opened up.
My flower has been been opened. That's what you've done
my flower. Okay, and you know why boy has a
soft side.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
That's exactly right. Well, I hope your flower doesn't wilt
and die. Well, Kim teaches computer class. That's good for her.

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
I mean I think I've oversimplified what Kim does computer class. Yeah,
you know, like how do you use word?

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
Yeah? You know, you hit copy and paste. I see
that at a college and at a community center for seniors.
It's she's not one of the sober sneakers. What's interesting
about that, though, When I was in school, Like now,
these kids grow up knowing how to use a computer,
you're on your phone whatever, we had to take a
class to learn how to copy and paste, to learn that,
like how everything worked on a computer. And it's wild

(01:35:35):
to think about that now because like kids come out
of the womb watching porn and editing videos on their phone.

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
My son already knows that he used my phone better
than I do.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
He's three. I know it's wild, But back then that
I'd be like, so wait a minute, sold, like I
have to write, click, and then what do I do? Well,
you're gonna hit copy and then you're gonna paste, and
then like, holy cow, there's that picture.

Speaker 4 (01:35:54):
Hey remember how crazy it was when they put the
little scroll ball on the mouse? Oh god, that was
life changing. Was like you're like, wow, what do I
do with this voodoo? I can scroll with my finger.
I don't think used the actual menu on the computer.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Back in the early days, though, when I started really
getting into the Internet, I went onto like LimeWire and
like the CASA and all that stuff, And what I
would do a lot of the time is I would
illegally download and pirate power ballads, and do you know
why I would do that?

Speaker 6 (01:36:23):
Every bad boy has a soft styck.

Speaker 2 (01:36:25):
So while I'm committing a crime, at least in the
mind of like I don't know the law, like Lars
and the members of Metallica, I'm committing a crime, but
they should appreciate the fact that I am a bad boy.

Speaker 6 (01:36:38):
But every bad boy has a soft stide.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
That's probably why Large didn't send you this seasoned assist.

Speaker 2 (01:36:43):
He's like, you know what, I respect this because he's
a bad boy. He's committing crimes, he's pirrating our music
all that, But it must be fair. You didn't pirate
any Metallica. Oh no, no, no, no no. I had
a lot of journey, Like my computer, my Khazah was
just pregnant with journey and areo speed Like like a

(01:37:07):
seventeen year old me pirrating music. I'm like, oh boy,
I really need to hear any money. So I'm in
there like, oh boy, here's a here's walk on water.
Oh boy, But you know why.

Speaker 6 (01:37:16):
Every has a soft side.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
That's true. That's the kind of stuff we would do
back then, though, like my and then I would get
angry when people would miss label what band?

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Oh you get the wrong song?

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Like there was one that stood out to me so vividly.
It was the Outfield. I think it was the Outfield
and it was the one Outfield song, the the whatever
it's called your Love, And it would say like Journey
your Love, and I'd be like, no, your stupid bastards,
that's not Journey, that's the Outfield, your PUDs.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
But they didn't have comments on the files.

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
But then what I would do is I would like download,
you know, like open arms and faithfully and like I
can't fight this feeling and keep on loving you and
high enough, and I would download and all that kind
of stuff even though I knew it was wrong. Then
what I would do is then I would also like,
like I'd go into chat rooms and pretend that I was,
you know, of age to make love to ladies. Oh ASL.

(01:38:09):
I would asl the hell out of that stuff. But
then what I would also do when I would asl,
and I'd be like, you know, I know, I know, hold.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
On me, not yet, let me get to it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
He's got to sign it up for he didn't know
what was coming, and now you've ruined it. So what
would happen is I would do the whole ASL thing.
I'd be like hey, ASL. I'd be like hey, they'd
be like, hey, I'm seventeen. I am a female from
like Lexington, Kentucky. And I'd be like, well, hello, it's
funny you say that because I am seventeen male I

(01:38:41):
to him from Lexington, Kentucky.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Wow, Like wow, this is amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
You want And the question would be how long it
would take for you to ask if you were interested
in cybering if you want? Ay, Like the first time
I ever tried, like I got on a like an
audio chat with somebody on there. It was like some
Indian person that sounded like they were thing. I was
like what is And this person whispered so they were

(01:39:05):
probably like being trafficked or something. But like so like she's.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Like hello, mister josh Yes, and I'm not making this up,
that is exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
And I was like, I think I'm doing something wrong
here because like I was like, oh my god, I'm
cybering with someone. This is yeah cyber and and this
woman whispered the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
She was like hello, mister Joshua.

Speaker 4 (01:39:28):
Maybe she's just whispering to try to be a little
more like erotic. Maybe it's like that whisper song.

Speaker 3 (01:39:32):
Like hey little girl, let me whisper in here.

Speaker 2 (01:39:34):
Like all that. Maybe it was, but maybe she was
just being held captive and she was doing this for
a nickel. Oh were you paying for the Oh no,
I'm saying like her captor was. Okay, he was giving
her a cut of whatever he was getting paid. But
and then I yeah, look, I dude, back at these
kids today will have no concept of what it was
like to be us in that era. Wildlife have no

(01:39:57):
concept because now like they can go to Like your kid,
and I'm saying this with all due respect to you
and your wife. Your kid is on chatter bait right now.
Oh I hope not.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
He's on chatterbab That'll explain why he's running the house
nude all the time. You know, try to stop putting
his bare ass on the couch because I like the
rest of my head there to take a nap.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
But he's also very affectionate.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Was when your kid's on chatter bait, you know why
ever has a soft style. There's a roundabout way to
get there, see that. And I came back you got
it in. I got it back in. Yes, anyway, we
went extremely long. Yeah, we gotta get kimzufo before she
hangs up. You gotta get to that meeting. Let me
make sure him is still there. Hold on, thank Yeah,

(01:40:36):
she's still there.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Jim, you're still there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
I'm still here.

Speaker 9 (01:40:40):
I thought to myself, I'll sit in my car and
just missed the meeting.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
If you're not gonna be late to the meeting, are you, well,
we'll make it so. We have important programming stuff to
talk about. She's teaching people how to copy and paste. Alright,
hold on, Jim, type down. Kim. We're talking here. But
can you know why I can sask him that way? Yeah?
Would you like to know why I can do.

Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
Has a soft style?

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Yeah, you guessed it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:10):
I love the concern for Kim and Pastor had to
go to work, but damn, Kim. Two men are having
a conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:41:16):
Hey, lady, all all of.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
A sudden, there's a lady there, and now you're talking
over me. Is that what's happening here?

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:41:26):
Now you know, ladies can do stuff now, and you're
going to have to learn how to deal with it.
I'm doing the best I can.

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
I don't know if I can accept it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
I'm looking forward to seeing Kim not as much as
I'm looking forward to seeing Dorothy. Dorothy, of course, is
my favorite. And look, that's that's no shot at Kim.
I want to be very clear. I'm not trying to
insult Kim or be rude to Kim. All I'm saying
is my preference is for Dorothy and Nancy. Hey, Kim, yeah, here,

(01:41:54):
I have some competition. You did.

Speaker 3 (01:41:56):
Listen, that's no insult to you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
But you I know you're not an octogen He didn't
even know what an octogenarian was. Listen, we chase the
older ones here on the Josh and His show, Old
old Dorothy and Nancy. I'm probably older than you think.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
Well how old are you, Kim?

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
Fifty eight? Oh yeah, you're a little too young for us, Kim,
But like the are hey, Kilver sneakers are nothing? Hey Kim,
are you in.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
The silver sneakers?

Speaker 6 (01:42:24):
No? Not yet?

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Okay, Well, at least she has high hope, hope, she aspires,
she aspires to be in the silver sneakers, and that's
all we can ask for. Right Anyway, I really need
to go to commercial I'm gonna get in a lot
of trouble in Casey's gonna bitch and the belt come.
But then Doc will come by and go, boy, that
was hey, Hey, guys, that was great.

Speaker 3 (01:42:40):
You should go to like eleven o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
And then Casey'll be like, no, no, we can't no,
And then they'll talk to Doc and be like, well,
when Howard Stern was on my station in Cleveland, he
went to like eleven o'clock, and then Casey he'll be like,
we can't do that, we don't do that here, and
then I want to. But when I do that, if
I'm going to do that, I'm also going to play

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like monster ballads.

Speaker 6 (01:43:04):
Every bad boy has a soft style.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
With the balance, we really need to go like I
have got like, I'm like nine thousand commercials deep here.
This may be the end of the show. If I'm
being totally honest with you. We have that many commercials
to make up. So bill, yeah, a lot of them. Well,
actually we're paying a lot of bills for the other stations.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
This is the Joshinni Show on one OHO's six point
seven double.

Speaker 7 (01:43:31):
LLZ Detroit's Wheels One those six point seven Detroit's wheels,
Josh innis show all right, so we're about to get
out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Rob Brandt's gonna get in here and spend some platters
for you this afternoon and throughout the middle platters spend
some platters for you, and the Dock of Rock is
going to be here. They have your final opportunities to
get into the Toolbox party. It is truly the final countdown.
You only have three more chances. But maybe your dreams
can come true, like the dream of Kim, whose dream
came true just moments ago. So that could be you.

(01:44:01):
But there's only three more chances at it. Or you
need to find someone who's won and become really good
friends with them very quickly, like maybe Kim. Yeah, maybe Kim.
Maybe Kim has no friends. I mean, who wants to
be friends with the person who teaches computer at the college.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:44:15):
I don't know. I'm trying to think. I mean, look,
maybe she has a ton of friends. Maybe I've missed
I've mischaracterized her a little bit. I don't know. I
liked her, So I will be your friend. Yeah, I'll
be your friend. But so you'll have your opportunity at
twelve twenty five, three twenty five, and five twenty five.
Those are your last chances to get into the toolbox party.
We are expecting a lot of folks. How many days
did we do this? Was this like twenty fifteen days?

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
Was it fifty?

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
I think it was four weeks. So if it was
four weeks and every day we gave away five spots,
that's twenty five spots a week times three, that's seventy five.
So you know, we're going to be looking at damn
near four hundred people at this thing. And there's going
to be people that are gonna sneak in too, because
these people they're riff wrath. Okay, they don't give a damn.
They don't know you want to keep me out watch this,

(01:45:00):
I'm gonna sneak in. I think we're gonna see situations
where there are people who like stack each other on
their shoulders and put on a trench coat to get in,
Like they're gonna find every way possible. Maybe they'll go in,
like they'll be like a food cart that comes by
and somebody will be like inside inside the food cart,
or like a laundry basket type of deal that you push.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
What kind of Cacineo. Do you think this is this
the one and Ocean's eleven?

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
Okay, you can see it all.

Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
Yeah, but I think that's what could happen here.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
And look, people are gonna be excited, and I think
we got some real hard mofos that listen to this
radio station. They're going to be super excited for the
opportunity to win prizes. But let me tell you, even
the most hardened bastard out there, you win the five
thousand dollars electric bicycle, you're gonna probably emote. You're gonna emote,
and you know why. I know that they're going to emote.
Every has a soft side, right.

Speaker 4 (01:45:52):
I think we'll make anybody cry with the prizes they win. Yes, yeah, Actually,
here's what I think is more likely to happen.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
Someone's gonna bitch about the prize they actually won and
then tried to complain and say that they should have
won the other prize. Because that's inevitable radio event, you do, like,
someone will win a prize and they will not be
happy with the prize they want, man exactly. Now. I'm
hoping we don't run into that, but that does happen
in a lot of stuff. Like you'll give away tickets

(01:46:20):
to some event. You go, well, I really want these
are one of the tickets to this, and I'm like, tough,
it's free. Shut the hell up. I didn't want the smoker.
I'll take the smoker. You don't want the smoker. How
about this? Howbout I smoke you right in the face,
Pow pow one to the face. But then you know
what it'll do afterwards, I'll say, listen, you made me
do that, and I didn't want to do it, but
it's because of this.

Speaker 6 (01:46:40):
Soft side.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
So I'll punch you in the face if you don't
want the smoker. That's the bad boy part of you.
But then the soft side is, hey, I'll help you
up and say, hey, I'm sorry I had to do that.
Look what you made me do It is all your fault,
you son of a bitch. You did this. But anyway,
so the Toolbox party is coming up tomorrow and it
should be a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:46:58):
We're all going to be there. I think the whole
staff is going to be there.

Speaker 2 (01:47:01):
I think Casey's going to be there, Cody is going
to be there, salespeople are going to be there. Tony
Travado won't be there. He's too busy, you know, hanging
on with you know the big wigs, like that's Tony's
big boss.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
Well, no, he just hangs out with the shows that matter.

Speaker 2 (01:47:15):
So he's like he's like hanging out with mojof Mojo,
like he's flying to Chicago with Mojo for his Hall
of Fame thing.

Speaker 3 (01:47:21):
He's hanging out with wn.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
I see as they flipped a Christmas music, although we
did it first, and that was a very trump brand
they flipped a Christmas music, but we did it first.

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
We did it first.

Speaker 2 (01:47:32):
Uh, and then so we get Casey, which is fine,
but we'll get him and he'll be there. So if
you want to meet Casey, he'll be there. The doc
will be there, You'll be there, Cody will be there.
Rob will be there in spirit. From what I understand,
Rob has sent a video for everyone to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
Perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:47:49):
I want to thank everybody for coming to the giveaway,
thanks for listening to Wheels Rock on Detroit. So I
couldn't be there in person. Had a very important Saturday
afternoon event to attend.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
The idea that they're all sitting in there.

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
Like everybody quiet down, we have a message. All the screen.

Speaker 18 (01:48:13):
Drops they're having trouble getting the projector on. You know,
hold on everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:50:15):
World, and you can let us know if you enjoyed
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Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
You can also follow us on all the social media's as.

Speaker 2 (01:50:22):
Well, particularly Facebook, where we have not trying to brag,
over eleven hundred followers now seventeen. I mean, okay, pretty
good for only being a few weeks. I know, here
we are and we didn't even do anything in that time.

Speaker 4 (01:50:36):
We can't even get the vanity url for Facebook, yet
we have that many followers.

Speaker 2 (01:50:39):
Yeah, so that's a good day. It's a blessed day.
It's a cold day. This day actually sucks for everything
other than the fact that you're listening to this.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
But hey, we've got robocops. He actually coming to town day.
We've got Toolbox party tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
We do. We've learned that every bad boy.

Speaker 6 (01:50:54):
Every boy has a soft style.

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
We've learned a lot today and we love you guys.
We look. Oh, we can come back Monday with a
full breakdown of you know what happened with us and Dorothy?
Oh yeah and Nan.

Speaker 3 (01:51:07):
Yeah, score.

Speaker 2 (01:51:10):
Me you Nan baby, your wife's gonna be like, where
the hell is James. I'll be like, I don't know.
She's like, you know, God damn good, and well where
he is? Where is he? Tell me? Take me to him? No,
don't dagger to me. And like you're sitting there in
a chair in front of a slot machine and Dorothy's
sitting on top of you smoking a cigarette, hitting the
button sharing smoke. Yeah, I'll hit it first. I'll hit

(01:51:33):
it first.

Speaker 3 (01:51:34):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (01:51:34):
There you go, tat on that, and she just keeps
hitting the button like Max bed she's a high roller.

Speaker 13 (01:51:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:51:44):
Hey, we're on the penny slot, so Max beat Max.
You're trying to figure out where all these lines go, like, wow,
did I only win a nickel?

Speaker 3 (01:51:51):
Careful?

Speaker 2 (01:51:51):
Baby?

Speaker 3 (01:51:51):
That's like a dollar fifty every bit.

Speaker 2 (01:51:53):
And I'm in the background, Buffalo boy, this is gonna
be a fun day tomorrow. Can't wait. Ah, I'm excited.
So anyway, we really should go, though, I feel like
we've probably overstayed our welcome today. Anyway, Rob Brandt is
coming up next. Okay, this person just says, hey, take

(01:52:15):
the cute sounding girl. I think he's talking about Kim,
who calls it take the girl that sounds cute.

Speaker 6 (01:52:22):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
There's a bunch of text messages that have come in.
Now take me to the toolbox party. I can't. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:52:28):
You got no shirt on and we're low on gas.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
Yeah, take me, garth, I'm low on gas and you
need a jacket. Anyway, we really should go. Okay, So anyway, okay,
one more text. So this text is about the lady
at the mall that stabbed the gal with the kitchen knife.
That lady's kitchen knife probably had crack residue on it

(01:52:52):
from the cooking she just got done completing, so that
could be ok.

Speaker 16 (01:52:56):
I don't know you cook a crack. Well, yeah, you
have to cook crack. I means it has to be cool. Sorry,
I mean I guess you could eat raw crack. I
think you have to cook the crack. My knowledge are
hard drug stems strictly from breaking bad.

Speaker 2 (01:53:08):
That's it. So I didn't know you had to use
a kitchen knife to do it, though I don't know
all the details. I don't know everything about cooking crack
use like a spatchelor or something pancakes like, I don't
know we're cooking in the kitchen, flipping crap. Here, we go.
There's a double stack, one's a short stack of crack. Anyway,
we really should go because Rob brand is banging on

(01:53:30):
the door. He's literally out there like ok and he's
doing like that little move that you do, like when
you point to your watch to let people know that
you've gone long. He's doing like that move. So all right, Rob,
I'm sorry we've gone a little bit long. But we
look forward to seeing everybody who's coming to the party
tomorrow at the party, and then we look forward to
seeing a bunch of vagrants that are just going to
show up and break in and try to break in.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
They're gonna get a battering ram to knock down that door.

Speaker 4 (01:53:54):
Belt ready gets bang as anybody tries to He's like, no,
there's somebody with battering rams just trying to get into
the door.

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
What a casino was say, King Arthur's Castle. Okay, we really.

Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
Should go.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Start launching fleeming palls and that's a slingshot for those
of you who are uninitiated.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
All right, anyway, if you.

Speaker 2 (01:54:23):
Want to shoot us a text, you can't text the
word joshing Your message to five one eight eight one.
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even know the guy, but he seems like a heart on. Anyway,

(01:54:43):
we will see you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:54:44):
Actually, hold on, I.

Speaker 2 (01:54:45):
Got to delete the one more song here, I think.
Hold oh, no, okay, I do, Okay, it deleted itself.
They're like, you've gone so long that your music has
been deleted? All right.

Speaker 3 (01:54:54):
Rob Brandt is coming up next.

Speaker 2 (01:54:55):
We've completely butchered the clock for everybody else today. Casey
is angry. He's taking off his belt right now. Rob
Brandt is pointing to his watch. The doc is just like, hey,
you should go to ten thirty and we will see
you guys Monday,