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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Shot first.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
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is that we can name sock. My station is a flame,
a station foot budgets dress my news excess and.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Scream it's good.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Sucks to.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
My space and bout sucks every body, but I suck
the Josh and has.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Shown wheels is the best we have Shia.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Slated.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Wait a minute, Well, I guess I'll just play some music.
Now we got sports coming up. I hit the wrong button.
It's WLZ the Joshness Show Sports.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh, alright, now here we are it's working. Yeah, that
was my bad. I guess it was my bad.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I don't know. I never know what goes on around here.
Sometimes it's my bad. Sometimes this stuff's just wacky. These
computers have a mind in the room. Sometimes there you go,
Well that's James, by the way, I'm Josh. It is
Josh inn Is Show. Good morning friends. Sports Wise, yesterday,
the Lions I wouldn't say pulled off a miracle, but
they were down ten in the fourth quarter and it

(01:46):
was ugly and they let the Giants sling the ball
all over the yard, despite the back. The Giants were
at thirteen and a half point underdog, despite the fact
it was must win territory for the Lions. So it
was looking bleak, It was looking ugly. But then a
miracle happened. That miracle was that the Giants, who were
about to put the game away, they had a shot
to ice it at the end. They decide not to

(02:08):
kick a field goal. They go for it on fourth down.
They don't convert. Thus Lions hit the ball back. Lions
march down the field, baits drills a fifty nine yard
to descend it to overtime. Gibbs does Gibbs things, and
then Aiden Hutchinson ice is it with a sack at
the end, bottom being thirty four to twenty seven Lions, huge,
huge win. It doesn't matter how you get there, it

(02:29):
doesn't matter how ugly it was. You had to win it,
and you did the aforementioned Jamior Gibbs by the way,
two hundred and sixty four scrimmage yards, three touchdowns, two
hundred nineteen overground including that beast mode sixty nine yard
up your ass a Giants run to start overtime. What

(02:49):
did Dan Campbell see? What was different. What was different
about Gibbs yesterday? And when he found a crease, he
was going to the house. This was not about first
downs and you know, picking up a few yards or exploit.
I mean, this guy's going to the house and he's
got the juice to make it happen. He's got vision,
he's a difference maker.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
So he was.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I mean he built us out today in a big
way that he did, sir.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
There was a big time bailing out going on there.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
So win is good, especially considering the Bears and the
Packers both won. So currently it is the Bears who
sit atop vision who would have thought with Green Bay
and Second at seven to three and one that tie was.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Big for them.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
And then here we are at seven and four, which
means tomorrow or really Thursday, I should say, is a gigantic, gigantic,
gigantic game for many many reasons, notably because I need
the Lions to make the playoffs for my part.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Less but your parlay. I was thinking about your parlay yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
I was worried. Well, I respect that you were worried,
and I appreciate that he needs to win this money. Yeah,
and here I am, so of course I also need
Jamis Jamis and Williams to you know, catch the ball ever,
and he didn't yesterday at all, so we're a little
behind there. But hey, big game on Thursday. Let's see
that that game yesterday, it was ugly, but you had

(04:15):
to win it, and you got it, and you'd much
rather win it ugly than lose it pretty because there's
no such thing as style points. There are no style
points that exist in this universe. There is no hey,
that was nice that you know, you know you lost,
but you played a tough game and maybe that'll benefit you.
That doesn't exist in the NFL. Just freaking win, and
they did, and it sets up for Thursday's big game

(04:36):
against Green Bay. Speaking of big games, Tonight in Indianapolis,
the Pistons look to make it number thirteen who and
they will make it number thirteen because the Pistons are
exponentially better than the Pacers. The Pacers are one of
the worst teams in the league. The Pistons are favored
by ten points tonight, and they will win, and they
will make it thirteen wins in a row. The Pacers

(04:59):
picked up another win, yet they still only think I
think they have They might have two.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I mean, look, I don't I don't play a lot
of attention to what's going on with the Pacers. All
I know is they suck.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
And and here we are.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
So the Pistons have a chance to make at number thirteen,
and they're just kind of flying under the radar because
it's the NBA. It's November. People don't really pay attention
to the NBA in November. But there you go, and
we're getting ready for the game this weekend. You got
Michigan Ohio State. There we go. I think Michigan State.
I think Sparti's playing at Ford Field this weekend, and
nobody's buying tickets they're playing. I think that I'm playing

(05:33):
Maryland maybe. And I saw some story about how if
you've already purchased tickets, you can just have two free ones.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Like literally, no one gives a damn about Michigan State football,
especially with the game happening this weekend. So and there
you go.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
That is sports.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
We have a lot to get into today, including maybe
the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me happened
on Friday. Whoa, it was shameful what happened? Man? I
will get into that. It's the Josh Ennis Show. Welcome
to Monday, friends, Josh in this show one O six
point seven w l E Detroit's wheels. Well on six
point seven Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
That is breaking the habit that is Lincoln Park.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
I am Josh Shalloo. It's Josh and James this morning. Jamis,
that's Jameis Winston. He is the quarterback of the New
York Giants right now because their previous quarterbacks either really
really sucked or are hurt, and Jamis is their option
right now. And I mean, the dude went out and
slung it, didn't He throw for three hundred and sixty
six yards and could have, should have would have beaten

(06:31):
the Lions, but they didn't. His pregame speech to his
team got.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Them all worked up.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
See if this makes any sense to you, though we
all thought, but we is. We all thought, but we won.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Everybody to go all down today boundaries and do whatever
the type to pull away.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Desperate for brightness. He says, we outside, but we inside.
We all thought.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
We allow, but we.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Outside, but we inside. I thought it was we outside
till we inside. No, it's we outside, but we're inside.
Whatever Jamis is known for saying things that make very
little sense. That's what makes him endearing, right, So, like,
what's endearing about Jamis is that he's a guy that
says really dumb things, but in such a charming way

(07:36):
that you just said, Ah, he's so cute.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
He's very cute.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
We out thought, we all, but yes we are, we outside,
but we inside. So I don't know what any of
that means. I don't speak Jamis, but we outside but
we inside. That's all you need to know. And then
they lost.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
So although they didn't lose because of him home by me,
he did turn the ball over late and that wasn't
a good thing. Kind of opened the door. They didn't
convert that fourth down. That did open the door for
the Lions to get the ball back, go down the field,
kick the field goal to tie it. But my man
went out there and threw it for three hundred and
sixty six yards, so he was out there slinging.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
But anyway, it's the Josh Ennis Show. Welcome in, everybody.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'll have a very embarrassing story, maybe the most embarrassing
thing that's ever happened to me.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
Ashamed. He'll say something silly like we outside, but we inside.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I did not. I wish I'd take that any day
over what happened to me on Friday. But we'll get
into that. We got a lot to do today. It's
the Josh Ennis Show on wheels. It was Suna sixty.
What's going on? It's the Joshennis Show, Josh and James

(08:48):
this morning. Hello. So this morning, my dog woke up
at like three point thirty in the morning to poop,
and I didn't go back to sleep. So I've been
sleeping generally speaking until like five now because I stop
getting up balls early because it felt stupid to do that.
Like why am I getting up and bashing my brains
and getting up at three thirty in the morning when
I can get up at five, which means I can

(09:09):
stay up later the night before and drink more beer
or wine or whatever it is, watch more football whatever. Absolutely,
But today my dog woke up at at three thirty,
and it's just one of those things where you knew
you weren't gonna be able to go back to sleep,
so I just got up. So I've been up since
like three thirty. But I didn't have any coffee or
anything to get me going today, So I may, I
may go get some I feel like I need a jolt.

(09:32):
I know that sounds shocking coming from me, Like you're
pretty hyped up right now, though, Now imagine what happens
when I'm not super hyped up.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
So I so AnyWho, So I'm gonna go, like get
a jolt of something.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I'm gonna get jolted awake by something to get my
juices flowing this morning.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Cause we've got a lot to get into obviously.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
The Lions got the big win yesterday, Like the most
embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me, the most shameful,
embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. And I thought,
that's where you're going with this with the dog wake
Oh no, no, no, no, it's it's it's worse like
that was just dog got up, he pooped. I couldn't
go back to sleep there before. But now we're in
a situation where this was just super embarrassing. It was

(10:13):
a really bad situation for me, just like it. My
pride was hurt by it. I felt terrible about myself
after this happened. I think my dog views me differently now. Boy,
So there's a lot to get into on that. Also,
we have a story about an incident and a seven
eleven that involved a shooting, and this is something you
can relate to because you've lived the convenience store life.

(10:38):
So we're gonna get into all that that's coming up.
It's the Josh inn A show. Stay there, like it
or not. This is the Josh in his show. One
six point seven WLZ Detroit is real. The Jos show
spots are Josh. There we go. Boy, I'm all over

(11:02):
the place today. Hold on, beastie boys, you gotta stop.
And I didn't even turn your mic up. What are
we doing here? I don't know what are we doing here?
This used to be a professional outfit. The man gets
a coffee and now all of a sudden he's roll off.
Hold honestly, you know what. I'm starting this whole thing
over time after time. Ozzy Osborn there, hold on, let

(11:25):
me try this again. Hold on to have that take too.
All right, So the song's ending time after time. Ozzie
Blue doy Do Blue Doo.

Speaker 8 (11:34):
The Josh it is show spots.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Oh alrighty, welcome in everybody here.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
I thought you had it and you dropped to your
sports and crew.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
No, it wasn't. It wouldn't have sounded good, though it
almost good. I could have gotten away with it, but
I didn't. You're too honest, I know. I don't believe
in lying to people. You're too honest with it. So
I I did get a cup of coffee. But when
I used to go to the radio station with my
dad when I was a boy, he used to just
get black coffee and sweet and low, and like I thought,

(12:05):
that's what coffee was. So like anytime I drank coffee
in my youth, I'd be like, well, I need some
sweet and low, and it's black coffee, sweet low. And
now what I've discovered is you can turn like this
stuff into candy. It's like, oh, can't turned into a
hot milkshake And basically yes. So now I've just got
like I've just poured a bunch of half and half
and like powdered creamer and sugar into this company. I'm

(12:27):
all saying, I'm wired.

Speaker 8 (12:29):
It's sweet energy, sweet sweet energy.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Now I'm gonna be all wired and the beatus is
gonna kick in. I have the Type two diabetes, not
the real diabetes. I just have the I'm fat diabetes.
I realize. Yeah, but I mean I may not even
have it now because it goes down. Give yourself insulin
injections and stuff. Oh no, because again type two is fine.
Type two is just oh your your blood sugar is
a little Your A one c is a little hot, okay.

(12:54):
Type one is you have to do like legit, like
like Brett Michael's diabetes.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
That's like real diabetes. I'm just fat. Therefore, my A
one c is high, so they call it type two diabetes.

Speaker 8 (13:04):
You're the type we have the wordy you possibly get
your foot amputated.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
No, I don't think I'm there yet. I think I'm
fine there. I don't have the Wilford Brimley beat.

Speaker 9 (13:12):
Diabetes diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes, diabetes diabetes, the diabetes
diabetes testing.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
I don't have that diabetes.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I have type two, which is just fat guy whose
A one c is slightly elevated. And you got the
one where you just gotta watch how munch of candy
and sweet still and lose weight. So once you lose
weight and stop eating, you know a bunch of sugar
like I went in once and they considered my A
one c to be high. And that was because I
like just had nothing but sugar and candies. Like that's
how that's a trick if you want to figure out

(13:45):
how to get Manjaro but you don't have diabetes, because
now they do it for weight loss. But back in
the day to get like a Manjarro or a Nozebic
and stuff, they needed you to have like a diabetes
diagnosis to get that. So what I would do is
I'd go in and I'd eat candy bars and drink
soda and everything. Then I'd go in and get my
blood work done and they'd be like, oh, my god,
it's through the roof. He's got type two diabetes.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
My god, this man's blood is thirty five res peanut
butter cups.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
What has happened? So, but now you don't have to
do that because they just prescribe the stuff for weight
loss now. But it used to be like diabetes only,
but people would get that and then use it for
vanity things like you know, losing weight so you'd look better.
So if you do need to cheat the system, just
eat a whole bunch of sugar, soadi pops, candy bars, cookies,

(14:31):
all that, then go right in and get your blood work,
like drink a gallon of pop.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
And this is not medical advice. Look, it's not medical advice.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
It's just advice on if you want to try to
put somebody shows up there like the josh Ennis. The
josh Ennis guy told me to eat a bunch of
candy before I come in give me those shots. Now, yeah,
well it may work. All I'm gonna say is it
might work. That's all. All right, let me start the
sports over. Hold on, damn it, let's do sports Jos show. Fine,

(15:01):
because talking about Wilfrid Brimley and diabetes is not sports
apparently not. No, no, alright. So the Lions won thirty
four to twenty seven yesterday. That you know, they rallied
from twenty seven to seventeen down in the fourth quarter.
That you know, Jake Bates drilled a fifty nine yard
field goal to send it to overtime. That you know.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Jamiir Gibbs was a monster yesterday.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
That you know.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
But what you may not know is how Dan Campbell
felt watching Jamiir Gibbs play football yesterday.

Speaker 7 (15:28):
Well, now you're gonna find out. And when he found
a crease, he was going to the house. This was
not about first downs and you know, picking up a
few yards or exploit. I mean, this guy's going to
the house and he's got the juice to make it happen.
He's got vision, he's a difference maker.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
So he was. I mean, he built us out today
in a big way. He was a difference maker to
the tune of two hundred and sixty four scrimmage yards
and three touchdowns, including that seventy yarder to start overtime. Now,
the bad news is the and the Packers also won.
So the Bears are eight and three. They leave the division.

(16:04):
Green Bay is seven to three and one there and second. Currently,
the Lions are seven and four, which sets up this
giant game on Thanksgiving. I cannot tell you how much
I hate the Bears, because the Bears are a fraud.
They are not legitimate. They are playing a bunch of
dopey teams. Are finding ways to beat a bunch of
dope teams. The Bears are illegitimate. Stop telling me about

(16:24):
how good the Bears are, and stop telling me about
how good the coach is. Like, oh, Ben Johnson has
come in and he's fixed the Bears. Oh no, No,
they're playing dopes because they were so bad last year
that their schedule is filled with the worst teams in
the league. And then they're barely beating the worst teams
in the league. They are going to get their balls
kicked in in the playoffs against somebody.

Speaker 4 (16:46):
If they get there, they're in first place.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay, yeah, it's a fluke, it's a farce, and the
Bears don't belong in first place. They're playing a bunch
of dummies, and they're barely beating a bunch of dummies,
and their schedule gets tougher in the next couple of weeks.
Then we'll see who the Bears are. We'll see who
Caleb is, We'll see who Ben Johnson is. They're playing jamokes.
Speaking of Jamoke's, did you see that old nine got
his ass whipped again yesterday? Oh god, he's here with switch.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
He didn't do him any good. I told you that
he sucked.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Every was like, oh my god, did you see J. J. McCarthy.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
JJ McCarthy sucks. He can sit there and tell me
about how Nine flipped his switch.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
There's definitely a level of a switch that gets flipped. Yeah,
it's flipped to suck to suck. Here, that's who that's
where your thing goes. Sucks. He's garbage, So spare me that,
but other things. So yesterday in the game, Jameis Winston
really played well. He threw for damn near four hundred

(17:45):
yards out there, slinging it all over the place. But
they lost to the Giants. So that's good because we won.
But listen to Jamis after the game. He's always very philosophical.
It was very deep when he talks about things.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
One thing that I have always uh one of my
Nottle coaches, Jim Brogan. He always told me and we
always repeat it, and success is in a struggle, you know,
we have to continue to endure. One of my favorite
Bible versus is kind of all joy when you fall
into various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith

(18:17):
produces perseverance, and let that perseverance have its perfect work,
so you can be complete, lacking nothing. And I think
that this team is just in the season, what we're
enduring certain trials.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
All that because they lost a football game, I mean,
gives you a forty minute sermon, All that because I
only lost a football game. I'm fascinated by people who
can repeat Bible verses. They haven't memorized it. It's fascinating
to me. Now you might say, well, Josh, you sit
there and repeat song lyrics and movie quotes, and maybe
that's similar. Maybe that's interesting. Maybe that's just what he digs.
Maybe the Bible is his fast times at Ridgemont High.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Maybe Jesus is his you know, demo. I don't know.
So maybe that's what this is. But it fascinates me
when people are able to just recite them Bible like
that they have. They have like a verse for every
situation that they're in. This Bible. Sounds like it could
be interesting. And I realized now that he was not
quoting Joe Rogan. I thought he had said at the
beginning Joe Rogan. I'm like, Joe Rogan's smoking to do.

(19:14):
But then like quoting the Bible, and you must have
said somebody else's.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Name, you never know. Also, Pistons tonight they're at the pacers.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
They're looking for win number thirteen in a row, and
they should get it because.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
The pacers are terrible.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
And there you go. That is sports coming up. The
most embarrassing thing that has possibly ever happened to me
in my life. That's what we're dealing with. And you
like you. I mean, I want to know if you
guys have had like a situation like this. It was awful,
and I will share that with you coming up.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
But first.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
We will give you Blink one two. Hey, don't forget
to follow us on Facebook as well. It's just the
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Detroit's Wheels, Josh and Michell. I'm Josh, he's James. Welcome
in everybody. It is Monday, and it is wonderful because

(20:12):
the Lions won. It was a hideous game. They were
terrible defensively, but hey, a win's a win. There's no
such thing of style points in the NFL. Can just win,
you get in, you advance. And let's be real, there's
a lot of mediocrity in the NFL right now. There's
a lot of teams that when you watch them, you're like,
I don't think that team can win anything, like the.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Rams or that. Like I watched the Rams and I'm like,
they're really good.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Everybody else, I'm like, anybody can beat anybody other than
the Bears. The bears can't beat anybody. The bears can
beat dummies, and that's the only thing the bears can do.
Other than that. Anybody can beat anybody, but the bears
can't beat anything other than dummies. Now, let's get into
this story. Boy, this coffee, I tell you what, Man,
it's like you're just ripped a couple lines of cocaine,

(20:53):
ready to go. He's talking about big juicy boobies over there.
I didn't want to make cond because it looks I
thought that's what exactly what I thought you was doing,
and I was playing with my own juicy es. Well,
let me share with you a story about something that
was quite sad that happened to me on Friday, quite
possibly the worst thing that's ever happened to me, maybe

(21:16):
the most.

Speaker 7 (21:17):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
The only reason it wasn't the most embarrassing thing that's
happened to me is because it didn't happen to me
in front of other people technically, but it happened, and
I know what happened. Therefore I'm depressed about it. So
here's the story. Mount walking my dog in Berkeley. Yeah,
and we love walking through Berkeley. I love Berkeley great.

(21:38):
I love Berkeley, Berkeley's down area. We love Berkeley, we do.
We love Berkeley.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
I know I love it.

Speaker 8 (21:46):
And we we walk all throughout there. We go through
the little downtown and then we go through all the
little neighborhoods and the schools and everything, and we enjoy it.
That's an area of my dog life. And we usually
walk for like an hour hour and a half, Like
we walked for a long time. It's cool. I lived
there until the first grade. Really, well, isn't it awesome?
Ice cream right there in the corner of twelve Mile and.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Tyler Totally, It's awesome. Like I love it all. I'm
a big Berkeley guy. So anyway, so we're walking and
by about an hour hour and ten into it, I'm like,
you know what, I have to pee. Oh boy, I
have to pee. And so I'm like, you know what,
that's fine. We'll eventually get back somewhere, you know whatever.
I'm start working my dog back towards the car. We

(22:26):
were parked like near downtown in Berkeley, and I'm like, Ross,
we need to start getting there. So we start to
try to get him, but like he's into the walk
as it starts going on, it's getting pretty apparent that
I'm really gonna have to pee, like I have to go,
Like yeah, I mean it's it's pretty bad. But I'm like, Ross,
we got to go. So I'm like haul and ask.
I'm trying to run back to the car with why

(22:47):
am I Ross?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
We've got to go?

Speaker 1 (22:48):
I wish you could understand that not everybody can just
lift their leg and pee on this bush forty times
on a walk and it's fine.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Rown upon, So I go to one park, right, because
there's a multiple parks and Berkeley and they've each either
had bathrooms or porta potties. Well, the park I went to,
the bathroom was locked. It's stupid. Why like, why do
you close the bathroom down in the winter. It's with
a homeless snow movement. I'm aware of that, but this
is about me, Like, you know, it just good over
in Troy. So what the Troy Trails where that dog

(23:19):
park is. They have a nice, warm bathroom that's always open.
It's great. That's why I walk my dog there so
often in case I have to tankle Right, So then
I look for a porta potty because there was a
porta potty in that same park.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
A lot of these parks will have porta potties.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
They're vile, they're disgusting, but it makes for a fine
place and a pinch fine none. So at this point,
I'm stressed because I'm like miles from the car. It
feels like so I'm hauling ass. I'm running back to
the car. We finally get back to the car and
it's like I'm like ripping off my jacket on the
jacket back in the car, and they're like, Ross, get
your ass in the car.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
And I have a decision to make. The decision I
have to make is I either.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Have to like try to run into a business in
downtown and ask if I could use their bathroom, or
I could go to another park in Berkeley that I know,
the Sice Little park where there's always a porta potty,
And I'm like, listen, I'm gonna try to make it
happen and get to this park. The problem is, as
I'm trying to get there, I cannot find this park.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I don't remember where it is.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
So I'm like, where's the park, Ross, where's the damn park?
And I start trying to like untie my pants because
I'm thinking I have to go, so I'm going to
pee and finish.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
I'm gonna have to pee in this cup.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
I had, like a smoothie, a big large smoothie from
Smoothie King Cup, and I'm going to try to pee
into this cup. That's my only hope is like I'm.

Speaker 8 (24:37):
Going to do it.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
The problem is my fat for my stomach was hanging
so far over my pants that I couldn't get them untied.

Speaker 8 (24:44):
And I'm like, I'm putting my hand in my pants
trying to do anything I can. I'm trying to whole
ass to the to the damn park. I can't find
the park. And there comes a moment where I'm like,
you know what, just go Yolo, just let you know
case Sava, Sava, whatever.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Will be will beans.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I not only peed my pants, I peed all over
my hands because my hands down there and I'm going
and it starts working its way down my sweats into
my shoe. It was the worst feeling I've ever had,
and like it's a shameful feeling, Like there's a shame
that comes along with sitting in your car and your dog.

(25:27):
Who you are the he views you as the dominant one.
You are the master when your dog sits in the
car and watches you pee yourself in the cars and
like you would have get mad at me if I
just did that. And you pee on your hands and
it goes down your pant leg into your sketchers. Your
dog already lacks respect for you because you wear sketchers

(25:49):
walking shoes on.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Your walks comfortable.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
And then the urine starts making its way down into
your shoe and.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Your dog sitting in the back, Like I'm the mester now.
It's like this guy is so tough. I'm the master now, and.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
I'm on the verge of tears as I sit there
in the car and I'm just sitting in a poddle
of warm urine that's on like on fleece pants.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
That's the worst feeling you get, that wet fleece and
it's warm, and.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm just I like I'm on the virgin teers, And
I know I gotta tell my wife because like the
problem is like it's her car. I mean, like she
has a car. I don't she gets mad about anything
I do in this car. So I'm gonna have to
call my Well, I'm gonna have to go home, and
I'm gonna to tell my wife, Hey, listen, Jilly, do
you happen to have any of that dog spray or
like any whatever?

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Why?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Because I peed in the car?

Speaker 9 (26:41):
I did.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I came in. I'm like, Jilly, I need.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
The dog urine remover.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I was gonna try to like sneak it like King
of Queen's style. She's like, why do you need it?
And why are your pants wet? I'm bus got me
damn it because he could have blamed.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
It on the up okay, man Ross just he took
a leak in the car. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
You know, I could have you know, pants, So then
I just lost it. I'm like, you want to know,
you want to you want to take it out of me,
you want to know the truth. I took a leak
on myself in the car and I peed on my hands.
It's in my shoes.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
And by the way, don't drink anything out of that.
That's movie because my Pennis was in it.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Almost it actually wasn't because I couldn't get anything because
I couldn't get my fat to lift up enough to
but do my pants.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
So then I had to go out to the car
and I'm like sp we had was like you're an
odor remover, so not really like those stain remover.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
So I'm like covering it with this so i can
go find some other stuff.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
Now it was supposed like a flower, a floral you'rein No.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
It smelled like a kennel because it was like that
dog urine remover.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
So then I have to get back in the car and.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
I have to sit on this dirty patch of peace seat,
and then I have to drive around like looking for
more stuff to spray.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I tried to go to a car are washed to
get washed. They're like, sorry, sir, we don't clean off
human urine.

Speaker 8 (28:05):
Well just pretend it's not a human.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
So this is the worst I've ever felt about myself.
I've had encephalitis and almost died. I've had a lot
of bad things. I've been fired for multiple jobs. I
have to get lectured by Casey of all people, every day.
Like my life, I've had embarrassing things happen to me.
Nothing more embarrassing than pe I've pooped myself on a

(28:32):
walk with my dog, less embarrassing than being yourself in
the car. So because like even the poop, like I
think everybody's lived that life where you're like, whoops, something happened,
and like they's just whatever.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
You're like, oops, I thought it was a fart.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
It wasn't a fart.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Not a lot of people pee themselves as adults.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
I mean I've had I've had an instance. I was
in New York, went out to see Redge against the Machine,
and we went out to some bars in Brooklyn up
with a friend who I used to work with the
radio and Detroit and she's out doing a radio in
the big city and hammered and get on the subway
and I insplained, I have to pee so bad, Like

(29:11):
it's the point, like it hits you, like I already
broke the steal earlier at the bar. So I'm like
ripping my Wiener, like try and I know.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That move I'm doing like a little pinch of it
that's gonna stop.

Speaker 8 (29:22):
And then I'm pacing up and down the subway train car,
just pacing. And before I went on this trip to
New York, there was an episode of Seinfeld where one
of the characters gets busted peen in a parking garage
in New York.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, and I'm like, well, I can't pee in public
because I'm.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Gonna get busted. I'm gonna I'm gonna get a ticket.
So I'm holding my pee, holding my peek. Subway gets
up at the Grand Central station. Our hotel is just
a couple of blocks away, so I leave my friends behind.
They're going to the mystery meat cart to grab something
to eat the you know, midnight munchies. As I'm booking it,
I'm running with my hand holding my penis as tight
as I can, running the stats as I can't.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Gonna stop it, like if your mind's like it's not
coming out because I'm in it. Yep.

Speaker 8 (30:00):
So then so as people on the other side of
the street are walking, I slow down. I walk casually
as I go past them. Once I get past them,
running again, booking it into the hotel. I get in
the elevator. I'm running circles in the elevator, anything I
can do to the pace to stop the urine from flowing.
I get into the hotel room. I get into the bathroom,
I cannot undo my belt buckle, and I just completely

(30:23):
pee my shorts until I run over to the bathtub
and then rip my shorts down and I finish urinating
in the bathtub it's such a shameful feeling. And I
have no other spare shorts on this trip to New York.
All I have is these urine soaked shorts sturdy p pans.
So then what I had to do is I'm cleaning
them in the shower now, like this is the perfect
song to play. As I'm in the shower, I hear

(30:45):
my friends coming back from the street meat cart and
I'm in the shower holding up these kaggy dickies of
the shower to rinse all the urine out and trying
to dry them. And I walk out and did you
make it? It's a shaming Yeah, it's so shameful.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I need people to call eight seven seven nine eight
eight one oh six seven, or you can text us.
Text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one. I think we've all pooped ourselves. That's
just that happens. It's like oops, oops, that happened totally
to men, women, whatever, We all do it. But there
was something more shameful about peeing your pants in front

(31:21):
of your dog in the car, like how do I
look at my dog? My dog's gonna start humping me soon,
And not that I called him, but you get to
put that that's not a odd. He's the master, just
like this if I were humping him first. But like
he's gonna start like he we're gonna go to dog
parks and he's gonna start like taking out like stuff
on me.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Hey dog, look at this. I'm the master. Now, who's
the master?

Speaker 8 (31:43):
You see this dumb ass over here? He peied himself
in the car and we laughed.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
He pees himself and can't lock his own nuts like
I can. Ah, I'm the mass bend over dad. But
I need you guys at at eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven. I need to feel
better today because this whole weekend I felt horrible. And
then my wife won't like let me forget. So we'll
be hanging out and I'm like I missing bet or something.
I'm like, God, that's the worst, and she goes, is

(32:09):
it worse than peeing your pants.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
In my car?

Speaker 8 (32:12):
Why you bit you?

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Oh God, it was the worst feel.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
And then you say, And then I was so far
from home because I live in Haesel Park and it's
like five in the afternoon. You can't get anywhere. You're
stuck on like thirteen mile I'm like, just give me home,
Just give me home. I'm just soaking up, sopping up
this year. It's the worst. Oh, I can't get like,
I can't get past this, Like it's it's ruined me mentally.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
That's all I've thought about all weekend.

Speaker 8 (32:42):
You need to keep a couple of empty one liter
bottle to the Mountain New in the backseat of your car.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Well, I'm aware of that, but again, the problem I
wasn't that it's I couldn't take off my pants.

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Well, I was thinking, maybe be easier to maneuver than
you're we wei out and get it in the Mountain
New bottle because I'm going to school at Wayne State
eating the Mountain bottles plenty of times in my car
on campus.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Yeah, anyways, that's my life.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Now. I have my dog in front of my dog.
But at the change the name of the show, and
he's gonna start like going to his daycare and telling
his friends, and then I'll walk in and like the
people will pity me. They'll be like, oh, that's the
guy that peede his pants in front of his dog.
I'm gonna be patronized, Like now my wife's gonna patronize me.

Speaker 8 (33:24):
Like, of course it's a big boy.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I'm glad I got a big boy, or else go on,
you know it's not you know, I peed my pants.

Speaker 8 (33:32):
The sales team can get some sort of incontinence products
on board.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Shut your mouth.

Speaker 8 (33:37):
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Speaker 1 (33:44):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and His
Show Josh and James this morning, and of course Leonard
Skinner gets pronounced Leonard Skinner, and so we have Pistons
tickets coming up at eight twenty five to win tickets
to see the Detroit Basketball Club as not tonight, of course,

(34:05):
because they're in Indianapolis tonight to take on the Pacers,
but they are trying to make it thirteen victories in
a row tonight as they take on the Pacers. So
we'll have tickets for you to win at eight twenty five,
so be prepared for that. So yesterday the Lions won
and then we do this whole tailgate thing out at
here in the area and Eastern market, and all the

(34:25):
radio stations are out there is shit five Yeah, well
actually are we usually we're usually now we're usually at Viviano, okay,
and then I think the other stations tend to be
over at Shed five. I think I haven't been out
since the first game of the year, so I don't know,
But I do know that there was a video, a
highlight video of all the exciting things that happened at

(34:46):
this tailgate yesterday, you know, like people throwing bags and
stuff like that. Your little cornhole, well, some people call
it bags, some people call it cornhole. It just depends,
you know, if you feel like, you know, making perverse jokes.
I guess it's corn hornhole. But there was a nice
gentleman who for some reason was holding a Bob Seger

(35:07):
Greatest Hits vinyl, So I don't know if we gave
that away or if he just carries it on his
person at all times.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Maybe he thought the doc.

Speaker 8 (35:14):
Was there, so he's going to give it to the
doc he could sign because he knows the doc probably
knows Bob Singer.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
He's like, listen here, Doc, I need you to get
this to Bob and have him sign it.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Fun fact about that Bob Seeker's Greatest Hits though, that
is like the first CD I ever remember owning my
dad broughte it almost like seven eight years old. Is
because he knew I liked old time rock and roll,
because I watched Risky Business because my dad told me
to watch it when I was seven because.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
There was hot sex action in it.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Oh thanks Dad.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
I will tell that to my sign Katrist one day.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
But anyway, so the guy's holding up Bob Sieger album right,
and he's holding up a vinyl again. Don't know if
we gave it to him, don't know if he just
had it with him. Don't have the story behind the vinyl.
It's there. But then he he does like a little
a little promotion for the station, like, Hey, I listened
to Wheels, okay, and this is what that gentleman sound like?

Speaker 10 (36:00):
Hey, no place like W one oh six point seven
the Wheels for Great Entertainment.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
M usic Hell yeah, W one oh six seven. Look,
I can't am I supposed to argue with that? Can
you argue that there is? Look, I would argue there
is not a better place for music and entertainment than
W one oh six point seven the Wheels. I think
that's no place like.

Speaker 10 (36:28):
W one oh six point seven The Wheels for Great
Entertainment m USIC.

Speaker 4 (36:34):
Okay, let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
And I know technically I'm not supposed to talk about
other things anymore, because Casey lectured me about that. He's like, look,
you can't keep talking about all the stuff. And I'm like, okay, fine,
but I will say this. I think i'm saying this,
and I don't think I'm speaking at a school. There
is no better place in Detroit to find entertainment and

(36:57):
music than W one oh six point seven The Week.

Speaker 10 (37:00):
No place like W one oh six point seven, The Wheels,
Her Great Entertainment and USIC.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Oh, I'm sorry, great entertainment, not just entertainment. Some places
may entertain you, but not everybody's gonna give you great
entertainment and music like you get it. W one oh
six point seven the Way.

Speaker 10 (37:21):
No place like W one oh six point seven The Wheels,
Her Great Entertainment and USIC.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
The other thing that stands out about that that I
think is that I think makes it official is my
man starts with a hey. When you get a hay
to start things, that means it's like he's legit. He's like, hey,
loo's business. It's almost like calling someone chief or bub
you know. He's like hey, hey, no place like W.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
One oh six point seven The Wheels her great entertainment
m usic.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I mean, look, can you argue that I can't argument?
I dare you to argue that. You can text in
right now if you want. You can text the word
job your message to five one eight eight one. You
can do that. You can call eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh sixty seven. You can do all
of those things. And you can try to debate it
with me. We can have an argument. We can go
back and forth. It could be a debate, it could
be civil, it could be uncivil.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
We could go at it. But one thing I will
not I will not back down.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
If you come at me and tell me that there's
a better place to find great entertainment and music than
W one oh six point seven the Wheels, I will
fight you to the death.

Speaker 8 (38:26):
I've been staying it for months. W one or six
point seven is the best spot to go for entertainment
and music.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You've said that since you got it.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
That's why you came.

Speaker 8 (38:35):
You had options. I saw my phone ring and I
saw that it was W one or six point seven.
I was like, hey, I got a join that W
one or six point seven. They mean business exactly.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Great. Listen, this is entertainment freaking James Campbell over here.
He's got options. He's worked with other big time radio
if I say others, if we're a big time radio show,
but he's worked with big time radio shows before, He's
been in big places.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
He gets it. He knows what it's like.

Speaker 10 (39:00):
Win.

Speaker 8 (39:00):
I Hey, I hung up the call from the other
station they called at the same time. Yep, because I
took the job with W one oh six point seven exactly.

Speaker 10 (39:07):
Hey, no place like W one oh six point seven
the wheels for great entertainment and music.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
That guy gets it. He does, he gets it, and
we just see if he can be the third mic.
We get him to be the third bike, get him
to be the voice guy at the station. At this point,
I think that's it, you know, it's it's the it's
douche and the what do we call it. It's with
the douche, douche of anus and butt plug bob. Is
that what we are imagine? We get the douche of

(39:37):
anus and butt plug Bob, that guy is saying, and
then we got the Bob Steeker. Vinyl man, you gotta
come up with a better name, but I mean it is.
The guy just is holding this bop sick with a
special guests to Bob Steaker Vinyl Man only on W
one o six point seven W no wheel, Hey, no place.

Speaker 10 (39:56):
Like W one oh six point seven, The Wheels for
Great Entertainment m TWS.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
It's awesome because the Fox News Fox Sports music is
in the background, so it's intense.

Speaker 4 (40:06):
Yeah, that's how you know we have great entertainment and music.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 8 (40:11):
Well here's some of that great music. I can't promise
you great entertainment. I don't know what he's listening to,
but day no.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Place like W one oh six point seven The Wheels
for Great Entertainment m TWS.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
All right now, yes, thank you, thank you for letting
us know. All right, so we will have Pistons tickets
to give away. That's coming up at about eight twenty
five this morning to bust looking for win number thirteen
in a row. Tonight they will take on the Pacers.
They will win tonight, so they will win thirteen games

(40:48):
in a row. Do we know what game these tickets
are for? They just w December one against the Atlanta Hawks. Okay,
so there's a possibility then that they're still in the
throes of this winning streak. Let me see your Pistons schedules,
hot tickets, man, let me make sure it's they play
the Celtic. Okay, they're still a little bit so that
I mean they if this does work out, So that's
December first against the Hawks. So they currently have four

(41:10):
games to play in between this, so they'd have to
beat the Pacers, the Celtics, the Magic, the Heat, and
that would then extend the winning streak twelve they make
it sixteen games. I think right, they've won twelve, so
if they win their next four, it would be a
sixteen game winning streak and you could have tickets to
the game to see them win number seventeen. Now, of
course they need to win tonight, which I think they will,

(41:31):
so it will get to thirteen. Celtics will be a
little bit tougher, Magic will be tougher, Heat will be
tougher because the Pacers are like the worst team in
the league, so tonight should be a win. They played
the Pacers a couple of games ago and beat them
by fifteen, so they should win this one tonight and
get to thirteen. At eight twenty five, you'll have a
chance to score a pair of tickets to see the
smoking hot best team in the NBA Detroit Basketball Busy

(41:55):
Troy basket Balls. Here's what we got coming up here
one six point seven the Wheels. We have a story
involving a convenience store and a woman defending herself in
a convenience store. And this is something that James knows
all about because you've lived this life. So we will
play the audio from that store and get James, who

(42:16):
is an expert on depressing convenience tour. Job job, all right,
so we'll get into that. We got a lot still
to do. It's the Josh Innes Show Sports coming up
as well.

Speaker 8 (42:28):
This is the Josh Innis Show on one of six
point seven.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
WLZ Detroit's Wheels Good Josh Innis Show Sports.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Right, So the Lions are now seven and four, which
has them in third place in the division. But there's
a long way to go and they can make a
lot of hay if they can beat this Green Bay
club on Thursday on Thanksgiving. Green Bay's defense is solid,
their offensive stinks. The Lions are like not great defensively. Obviously, offensively,

(43:02):
they can be the offensive line is dreadful in terms
of pass protection right now.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
Just awful, But it's gonna be interesting.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
At least they won yesterday because a loss yesterday would
have been sol crushing for many reasons, oh most.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Notably my parlay.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
I understand you have your own reasons for being upset
about it, but just awful yesterday. But a win's a win, man.

Speaker 8 (43:23):
So I was relieved to see that we made it
in overtime because I didn't get to actually watch any
of the second half of the game.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
My son will go from his nap, that bastard, and
he demanded.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
His show be put on while he combined five different
colors of playdo into one giant brown lump. So I
couldn't watch the game because he needed a paw patrol
on while he did whatever his playto stuff was. And
then finally my wife woke up from her nap, and
then she put the game on because she can negotiate
with my son much easier than I can.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
So I got the game back on just in time
for overtime. Then I stepped away to go to the bathroom,
so I missed the Gibs run. I come back, We're up.
I'm trying to forget what happened.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Oh is it pick six?

Speaker 8 (44:01):
My wif's like, no, we scored. I didn't realize that
we got the ball first. But I was very happy
to see the results.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I want to know the number of people who when
he ran the touchdown in thought the game was over
because they thought it was the old overtime rules.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
A lot of people.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
I was listening to a game the other day on
the radio and NFL broadcast, and they didn't know the
overtime rules, which are every team is guaranteed or each
team is guaranteed to touch the ball these at least once.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
It's not like it used to be.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Everybody gets the ball unless it's a touchscore touchdown on
the first play or the first drive.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
And they did.

Speaker 8 (44:33):
But anyway, another saying that the quarterback was the guy
that's injured, came out and he called it the coin toss,
and he called the right move. Wouldn't you want the
ball first or are you putting your your your hopes
and faith on your defense. I don't think it mattops them,
and I've debated that, and I don't think it matters
only because you're guaranteed to get the.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Ball anyway, So if they go first, you at least
know what you have to do.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Gotcha.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
On the other hand, I mean.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Because what you don't want to do is get the
ball first, kick a field goal, put them in position
where a feel the touchdown. That because like the college overtime,
which I think is the worst, it's like a shootout
in hockey basically, But like you always want to take
the ball second because you want to know what you
know what's coming, so what you need to do. So
I'm fine with it. I think they made the right choice.

(45:20):
Worked out for us, absolutely rock on, But like you
want to have the ball last, I guess is the
way I would put it. Now the more I think
about it, it makes far more sense to do what
they did because even if they score a touchdown, you
know that if you go down and score a touchdown
it you could go for two as well and control
the game. So yeah, I mean they made the right move.
It's just we have Jamior Gibbs, who's a monster man.

(45:41):
That guy so fast. He had two hundred and sixty
four yards from scrimmage yesterday, two hundred nineteen on the ground.

Speaker 8 (45:47):
You put were you the one that posted I don't
know if you posted it on our page or the
Wheels page where the defender had a head start on
him and he's still.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Smoked right past. I know he's a beast, He's a monster,
sure man, huge game, and I missed a parlay in
that game because I also took David Montgomery's rushing yards
and look, David Montgomery's been a total no show. Yeah,
they haven't been playing them. There really is no you know,
Sonic and Knuckles here, it's just son and your knuckles
is chilling doing nothing. Bless his heart, but I needed
him to rush for like twenty more yards and I

(46:16):
would have won some money.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
But you know, I was dumb.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
But also so we mentioned that Green Bay one there's
seven three and one. The Bears are eight and three.
You know how I feel about the Bears. I don't
believe they're any good and I don't believe they're any
good at all as a matter of fact, and I
think that they will be exposed at some point, but
it just hasn't been yet because they're playing a bunch
of dummies. Like you know that you're playing dummies when

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you have to explain, like, hey, Loise, we just played
who's on the schedule. Yeah, you play who's on the
schedule Because you sucked last year and they gave you
a crappy schedule this year, and you're getting to barely
beat a bunch of losers. Your day will come. There
will be a day of reckoning for you bears, all right. Anyway,
So Pistons tonight, looking for win number thirteen in a row.
Speaking of the Pistons, we will have tickets for the

(47:02):
Pistons and Hawks coming up on December first. We'll have
those tickets. Who knows they might still be on their
winning streak when that happens. We'll have those tickets coming
up for you here in just a few minutes. Also,
we have the story I think it's from Oklahoma that
I think James can add some insight too, because it's
about violence at a convenience store, the worst kind. We'll
get into that. We have a lot of stuff still

(47:23):
to get into. We are just locked and rocked and
loaded and ready to go. It's Monday, it's a holiday week.
Everybody's in a good mood because.

Speaker 8 (47:31):
We're just days away from having days off. Yeah, that rules,
But before all that, you must hear our em.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
On LLZ books.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Sorry, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
I'm just dancing. I'm gonna I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Gonna dancing move today. Thathing brings it out of me,
Like r AM, What can I.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Say to do?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Was handles people like they did.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
I did, just like them.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I like other stories who are like Michael stipez to
confirm that he doesn't have AIDS sometimes like people perfect.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
I don't know how old these stories were.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
This might have been in the early days of r
EM okay maybe, but like it'd be like, so Michael
Stipe has confirmed that he does not have AIDS. I
gotta looked at I know I've read. I would have
just made that up. But anyway, what a horrible thing
you have to defend yourself, Like look, I don't know
the time for the last time, No, I do not
have AIDS. Quit asking me, no, I don't. For the

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love of crust, I've told you, sons of bitches.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

Speaker 8 (48:31):
Keeps getting all these emails like hey, you number one
preventive for AIDS, or here's the AIDS medication number one
for scribed by doctors, Like I.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Don't have it quiet with the emails.

Speaker 8 (48:42):
He gets phone calls, you know, like your car will warranty.
Hey we have we want to recommend something for your
AIDS diagnosis.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
I don't have it.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I don't have AIDS. Oh my god, where's this coming from.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand
times is the one with AIDS.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
I've told you that a thousand times.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Say I won't be around this year.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
I'm a bit sick.

Speaker 9 (49:09):
Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year, and he
won't be.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Around to spread his Christmas year.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Michael Snipe will be around Lorrain Deer.

Speaker 9 (49:22):
They know what he's going through. Santa Claus has got
the AIDS this year.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
By the way, speaking of it, I know I'm supposed
to get another stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
But we're doing that Christmas thing on wn i C
where we get to be in there for a couple.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
Hours and play Christmas music. Yeah, Dember and we were.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Joking around saying we were gonna play Santa Claus.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
Has got the AIDS, right, We were just joking and
Casey comes in. He's like, look, look, I was just
talking to Teresa.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Oh boy, and she said that you went to her
and said you're gonna play Santa Claus has got the.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
AIG told Teresa.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I'm like, I didn't go tell Teresa anything, Like, I'm
just we made a joke on the air that we
were gonna play this. Well, we all know what we're
going to do. We're gonna do this, and we're gonna
play Merry Christmas, Darling and here comes Sanny Claus and
you know, the Atlantic to Pacific.

Speaker 8 (50:11):
Oh, the traffic is terrific. There's no place like home
for the holidays. Like, we're not gonna play Santa Claus
has got the aids this year on there. It's a
fun to it's fun to joke about it, but we're not.
And he's like, look everything, every story we can look. Well, no, no,
why he can't busting out the door boom, studie door
gets busted open. I'm like, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Did you tell Teresa we're playing Santa Claus.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
It's not the age.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
I'm like, no, I haven't said that. We're not everybody
about anything. I'm just trying to find some videos to
fucking post the time. And he's like, look, you know
that we can't do that, and I'm like, sure, I'm
well aware. He's like because that's w N I See.

(50:53):
That is not W one oh six point seven, what
the table. Don't worry, we're not messing with the meal tickets.
We're we're well aware of where we say.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
No place like W one oh six point seven The
Wheels for Great Entertainment and News.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
That's where you get to do that. Yeah, you don't
go over to w N I see and you think
it's cute, you little aid song, you little sant Aid.
So it's cute for your eight listeners over on W
one oh six point seven the Wheels. When you go
over to wn I S and you're playing Christmas music,
we don't have with that. You sleep, you know what
you do.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
You're sleeping with the fishes if you do that. Yeah,
you are sleeping with the fishes.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Anywhere. Wait, look, look we're well behave You've been around
the block a few times. What can I say? I'm
a well behaved guy. I don't have to stop myself.
You know, I peed my pants on Friday. But I
mean other than that, we're pretty adult. Well, you have
a lot of common.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
We have a lot of common with our listeners. Do Yeah,
all right, let's go to the phones. Hello Wheels, good mornings.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Is this Josh?

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 2 (51:58):
Well?

Speaker 11 (51:59):
This is Dorothy calling to wish you a happy Thanksgivings.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Well, hi, Dorothy, how are you. I'm very well? Thank
you Dorothy. You're going to get that turkey stuff this holiday?

Speaker 11 (52:09):
Absolutely, j James, don't be gross.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Don't be gross, James.

Speaker 11 (52:14):
Geez, you tell them, you tell them.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Have some class, a little decorum, would you please, James.
This is Dorothy on the phone. You Dorothy's going to
get that turkey stuff this holiday.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
You're weirdo. So what else is going on?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Dorothy?

Speaker 11 (52:26):
Getting ready to go to silver sneakers? So God, I'd
give you a call.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Oh yeah, what are you wearing?

Speaker 11 (52:33):
Leah Charts by pink Leah.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Chard tell us Hello, Dorothy. So let me let me
ask you this, Dorothy. Have you ever peed your pants? No?
Oh stop, at no point. You've never pied your pants ever?
Have you?

Speaker 8 (52:52):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I did on Friday? And I feel so much shame.
That's why I ask. I'm ashamed of myself. I feel
I feel horrible.

Speaker 11 (53:01):
It happens to the best of us.

Speaker 8 (53:03):
You don't cont no, no, no, don't patronize me, Dorothy.
You can't sit there and tell me that you've never
peed your pants and then say, oh, it happens to
the best of us. I don't need that from you, Dorothy.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
There is an exercise that you can do for bladder control.

Speaker 8 (53:20):
Oh, yes, tell us these pelvic floor exercises, Dorothy.

Speaker 11 (53:25):
Something I don't know, wasn't it Suvanne Summers and Little
Machine out or something?

Speaker 1 (53:32):
Well, she had the thigh Master, Okay, yeah, and thime
Master has any pelvic floor benefits. But I like watching
the commercial for it. So there's that. Well, Dorothy, Dorothy,
you enjoy silver sneakers.

Speaker 11 (53:47):
Okay, absolutely, you guys have a good day of the
happy Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Same to you, Dorothy. And you're pinkly. It's hard you minx.

Speaker 8 (53:54):
And I'm the weirdo who was just asking if she's
going to have her tricky stuff.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
You're asking her, which is.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Now speaking of things that you used to see in commercial,
she brought up Suzanne Summers and the di Master. So
the gentleman who created the light bright and the Rockham
Sockham robots died. Sim guy's things. This guy is like
when you think of the old timers, right, you think
of like all time great inventors. There's like you know,
I don't know Marconi. There's Alexander Graham, Bell Einstein, you know,

(54:25):
Eli Whitney, whoever, who's the George Washington Carver, all these
guys that created important things. Then you remember that there's
this man Burt Meyer who created the light Bright and
the Rockham sockem robots and mouse track what mouse tracks?

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Is he Milton and Bradley?

Speaker 4 (54:43):
No, he's both Parker brothers. Oh my god, No, this
guy rules.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Wow. But yeah, so he lived in a community. I know,
so he lived to be ninety nine years old. Did
this man? I wonder ify're gonna have like a light
break with his like to make his face in the
light Bright memorial?

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Rest in power, King, go.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Rest high on that mountain. Brother. But yeah, so he
was ninety nine years old. He invented the Rockham Sockham robots.
Apparently he got the idea after visiting an arcade in
the early nineteen sixties with his then boss, when the
duo spied a coin operated machine that let players face
off in a simulated boxing match.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Thus you got the Rockham Sockham Robots.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Very cool.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
I wonder who's responsible for I have like this fake
arm wrestling little toy that I got off the wish hat.
I wonder if you who created this, do you know
him who created the arm wrestling robots? I know, maybe
you can use it to solve like grievances.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
What is your all time favorite toy, all time favorite,
all time favorite? If you want to give you some
time to think of this, because I just sprung this
on you. I mean, gaming system is including you know
there's a.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
Toy Hall of Fame, right, Oh yeah, and some of
the crap that's in the toy Hall of Fame like
sand Yeah, we went to the same place.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Sand is in the Toy Hall of Fame. Come on,
that's not stupid, right, So uh, all time favorite toy
like the toy you remember, and it can't be like
a PlayStation five or something like that.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
I say, like my Ghostbusters headquarters. Oh those I had
one of those. Yeah, and you had the machine, the car, yep,
I had the echo one. I had all the echo
like the helicopter. It's not that they didn't have in
the cartoons or the movies. Yeah, I had, I had
them all.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I used to have the pee Wee Herman pull string doll. Okay, yeah,
that was pretty legit. Pev Herman likes kind of frowned
upon in our house. After the whole masturbation in the
public things understood. I get it. If you want to
get in on that, text the word Josh in your
message to five one eight eight one five to one
eight eight one. Text the word Josh in your message.
So the guy who created Rock'm Soccam, Robots and the

(56:42):
Light Bright and Mousetrap.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
He died at ninety nine years of age.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Tell me this what was your favorite toy as a kid,
Your all time favorite toy, the one you love the most.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
I do have a text here.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
I want to say hello to Steve from port to here.
On yesterday, twenty first birthday, I listened the show on
my way to work. I also have a twin brother
that listens to the show as well. I love listening
to the show on the job site makes the day
even better. Hell of a job, gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Keep it up, rock On.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Thank you Steve from port here on, and thank you
to your twin brother, and thank you both.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
I wonder if that counts double I.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Should I agree? Thanks for listening to W one. Thank
you brother. When anybody asks, just remember hey, no place.

Speaker 10 (57:24):
Like w one oh six point seven The Wheels for
Great Entertainment and views.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Not one, not one other comes close, all right, So
get in on the text. Text the word Josh and
your message to five to one eight eight one all
time favorite toy. All right, so we'll get into that. Also,
we didn't even I was supposed to get into this
story about the convenience store in Oklahoma, head breaking toy
inventor news.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
I know.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I didn't know this guy was dead. Now he's dead,
so it's a whole thing, all right. So we had
to talk with Dorothy, so we were very busy. We
will get to that in just a few It's the
Joshennis Show on one six point seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
Josh Innes Show one O six point seven.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
WLLZ Detroit's Wheels one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels
Josh in his show, that was Bush and We're gonna
head for the Mountains spelled differently.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Of course, everything's in all right. I headed for the.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Mountains last night. I was drinking the pints of the
Old Bush late. Oh yeah, I'm a big Bush latte drinkers.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
You may know.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
It's my beer of choice. He always talking about it,
and people always.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Judge you, like, oh, you drink that pea water, don't you.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I'm like, well, first of all, as someone who is
urinated on himself, I take offense to that you don't
know urine until you've sat in your.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Own in the car.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
And then I actually I just really enjoyed bush latte
and it's okay, man, all right, so let's get into
this story. Actually, before we do that, let me take
a call here because I forgot that we have to
give away these tickets, right, we have tickets to give
away to see the Pistons. The Pistons against the Hawks
on December first. They may be in the midst of
like a seventeen game winning street all the time that happens.

(59:01):
So let's get on here, because people are calling about
these tickets.

Speaker 9 (59:04):
Hello Wheels, gosh, yeah, hey, is this W one O
six seven.

Speaker 8 (59:10):
That it is?

Speaker 4 (59:11):
The Wheels?

Speaker 9 (59:12):
The w l L even better?

Speaker 7 (59:15):
Hey, I trying to get ahold of them.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Those Pistons tickets. Would you like them? Yes?

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Can you name one player who currently plays for the Pistons?

Speaker 6 (59:27):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Oh, man, Now, why would you want to go see
the Pistons? You can't even name one player, just one player,
Just name one player that currently plays for the Pistons.
Don't you googling? That is the sound of a man
that is stalling and googling, googling. I'm up in the
air right now. Okay, so what what do you? You

(59:51):
can't name one current Pistons player? My favorite player? Who
does Google? Tell you is your favorite player?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
You want it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Cunningham. Either somebody's whispering or name to him, or it's
literally like the only the first player in the w
Google the Pistons.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Cave.

Speaker 12 (01:00:22):
Where I'm at right now, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
In the whole in some buildings somewhere. All right, Look, look,
I'll give you the tickets just because you gave me
a laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
All right. What radio station is sending you to see
your favorite player? Cave Cunningham. I'm going with w l
LZ one O six point My brother want of six
point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show I enjoy
a guy, Lou the foreman there on the phone cade.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Cunning Ham. It's a long pause.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
I figure that out like less Nessman in the Turkey
episode of w KRP where they dropped the turkeys from
the helicopter and he's reading the banner. It's on Thanksgiving.
He's reading the banner and it says, yet me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Give me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Wy what site? Gentlemen? What a site?

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
That was?

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
That was Lou?

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
The foreman on the phone is foreman Lou? Is he
the one that looks like Sammy Hagar? I don't think so.
I don't have the audio, but at the when we
talked to him off the air to get his info,
I'm like, Hey, tell all the guys that you know,
he's an actual foreman and he's working. When he said
I'm up in the air, he was up in like
in an attic or something, doing work. And I go
tell all the guys, just like a perfunctory like, hey,

(01:01:53):
tell all the guys on the side we love him.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
And instead of going we'll do brother, he goes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Hey, guys, Hey, hi W one O six point seven.
The wheels loves you, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:02:02):
And they're all like, huh you know the wheels. No, ibno,
that's probably what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Probably went over to like home depot, picked up a
couple of dudes the work site.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
They're like, we don't know what that means. I don't
know what it means.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
But anyway, so this story at the seven eleven in Oklahoma,
there was an issue with a lady working the counter
and she had to defend herself. And as you have
let us know in the past, and I don't know,
you didn't work for seven eleven, you worked for Circle K,
but I would imagine that's similar situation. So of those
who don't know, you were not allowed to stop people

(01:02:38):
from shoplifting and you could not defend yourself. Correct.

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
Well, you can bring any of your own weapons to
the workplace. Like I live in Arizona, it's an open
carry state, so you have to sign paperwork when you
get hired day you won't bring your gun into the workplace.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Essentially, is what it is. I feel like in most
workplaces that's fine, yeah, but I feel like if you're
working the cash registered a convenience store at like three
in the morning, they should make exceptions. Did something. Let's
see this story.

Speaker 13 (01:03:06):
Tonight we were hearing from a seven eleven clerk who
shot a suspect in the stomach after police say he
attacked her over a counterfeit bill. Fox twenty five's Rob
Hagen joins his life tonight, Rob I hear she just
got some news from seven to eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Now, on one hand, too, it's like, so over a
counterfeit bill, like just you know what, let the guy
use the counterfeit bill? Like I mean at this point,
like what would happen if you let a guy pass
a counterfeit bill?

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
You'd get punished.

Speaker 8 (01:03:31):
Yep, your drawerould get shortened, you'd get short whatever whatever
the fake bill amount is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
But as you told me, you're not supposed to stop
people from stealing, so why would you stop them from
using counterfeit money?

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Amen, I don't make the rules.

Speaker 12 (01:03:43):
There's a lot of inconsistencies, That's right, Wendy Good Evening. Now,
Stephanie Dailliard says seven to eleven corporate called her today
and fired her for using her own gun and self defense.
They say it's against company policy. She says she's lucky
to be alive.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I love the tone of this. She says, she's lucky
to be alive, real space. Twenty five year old step Well,
I mean, is that the right move? Like if someone
We'll listen to the story and see. But you're I
guess if this is Oklahoma, I would imagine Oklahoma is
an open carry state. If I had to guess, it
would be I mean, look, it's Oklahoma. I mean there's

(01:04:20):
the people, there's the cows and guns. I would imagine
that's what happens in Oklahoma. So like, if I don't know,
if you're I guess, I get that there's rules that
say you can't bring your weapon even though it's a
law that says you can. Well, you know who would
have a thought on this, I bet is the nude
Oh my god, because that's what happened to him at
the state Capitol. Like he's allowed to carry a gun,

(01:04:41):
but he's not allowed to bring it into the state Capitol.
And that was his argument was And granted, he's just
being a dick because that's what he does, he likes
to have with these people. But still, let's see.

Speaker 12 (01:04:49):
Canny Dillyard was a seven eleven clerk who faced terror
after she says a man tried to strangle her after
she refused to counterfeit one hundred dollars bill for Burrito's,
beef sticks and ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Dude bought a lot of beef sticks, a lot of burritos,
and a lot of ice cream.

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
It's like me going to the seven eleven after I
smoked a big fatty.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Well I'm guessing that's what this gentleman did too, because
that is not a balanced diet. That is a stoner diet.
It happened Thursday, just before midnight.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
He threatened me so that he was gonna slice my
head off, and then that's when I tried to call
the police, realized he started throwing things at me, came
behind the counter. I tried to run off, but he
grabbed his hands around my neck and pushed me out
of the counter space. That's when I hold on, I'm

(01:05:38):
gonna I shot him.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Police say.

Speaker 12 (01:05:40):
Suspect fifty nine year old Kenneth Thompson ran to MacArthur
Boulevard at Northwest thirty fourth Street and called nine one
one Please say. Dilliard is protected under Oklahoma's self defense law,
but she says seven eleven Human Resources fired her Monday
morning for using her own gun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
It's still left up. It's effed up that some guy
can show you because in my mind that just means
the bad guy won. I mean, I got shot, but
like you are basically conceding victory to the bad guy.
You're basically saying the bad guys can win in this
and I don't like that. I mean, that's what a
horrible situation we put in. Like if you're the manager,
you're like, you're happy that your employee survived. You're happy

(01:06:18):
she's alive. But then now you have to call her
in for a meeting, you have to have HR, you
have to have your market presidency in and okay, yeah,
so tell us what happened. Okay, so he went behind
the counter, who's strangling you?

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
And then and then what did you do? Oh, you
pulled out your gun and then you shot him? Okay,
So do you see this document here? Is that your
signature on there that says you will now bring your
gun into the workplace.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
Uh so, unfortunately, even though it's a tough situation, we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Have to let you go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Now, Well it's bogus.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Yeah, it is, like to me, there should be or
you could make an argument that if you are allowed
to carry a gun in the state, and then why
can't you carry it at your place of business. I
also get that businesses have the right to say you can't,
But what's like the law or the rules of the business, right, Like,
I don't know, it's Yeah, this is that's a tough
stat especially when you're behind the counter at a freaking

(01:07:08):
convenience towards the middle of the night.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
These people are Neanderthals.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Yeah, this that sucks. That's drownded.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
Let's continue.

Speaker 6 (01:07:15):
Said that they were going to separate from employment because
of a violation policy.

Speaker 12 (01:07:23):
Dilliard says she was working by herself from eleven PM
to seven am for more than two years.

Speaker 4 (01:07:30):
On Monday, she still had.

Speaker 12 (01:07:31):
A scratch on her neck and burns on her finger
from firing the pistol.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
This was a situation where I felt like I was
put in a corner between choosing between my job and
my life. And I'm always going to choose my life
because there's people that depend on me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
And because my job sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
I work at seven eleven from eleven PM until seven
am for years, and James can tell you that he
sat in his car and cried at my day in
every morning.

Speaker 8 (01:07:58):
I cried, So you understand, like, we're lucky. She didn't
just turn the gun around on herself. At this point,
shoots shim the stomach a note, She's out in bam.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
I'm going I'm going home.

Speaker 8 (01:08:08):
You know that's my goal.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
I need I need to be here for my kids.

Speaker 12 (01:08:11):
Thompson was arrested at the hospital and charged with assault
and battery, threatening acts of violence, trying to pass a
fake bill, and a felony warrant for violating parole. Oh
Dallard hopes this incident serves as a wake up call
so no other clerks get hurt or killed, especially women.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
If I known that, you know there there's a potential
where somebody could be for real in taking my life away,
that I will do whatever it takes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
You know.

Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
I hope that you know women see that, and you
know they'll they'll do the same thing. You have the
right to defend yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:08:44):
I've reached out to seven eleven for comment, but since
news time I've not heard back. And Dailliard says she
was supposed to use quote store items and self hold
on life, Oklahoma City.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Don't Hi strangle me? Trying to beat the man off
with a swim gym like and not like the slim
Jimmy used to steal a car. Slim g snap into
like mato man, what it what? What kind of what
He's going to use him over the head with the
take a penny car? That's the most the same thing.
You grab a bong, off the off the head, grab

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one of the faces, grab a face, just smash him
over the head with it. What the hell you gonna
pop a bag of like flaming on cheet over his
face and because in his eyes, like bury his head
underneath the nacho cheese and suffocate him to death, Like
you're gonna put a roll of pennies in like a
plastic bag and whipping around and smack him with it
like a prisoner would make a weapon in jail.

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Oh my god, you just gotta be like a gray area.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
And I feel for this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
It sucks. The rules are the rules. They're probably good.
They're being threatened to probably lose insurance or something, which
is why they have to like let this employee go.
There's probably insurance policy that their employees won't carry guns.
And she get a little trigger happy and just shoot
a kid stealing a case of beer or you know,
something crazy. But you think there'd be a gray area

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within like the convenience store world, like your life is
in jeopardy. You broke a rule by bringing a gun in,
But thankfully you did, because who knows what would have
happened to this woman? You'd be. She probably would have
gotten strangled to death by these some frozen burritos which
and slim slung gyms.

Speaker 8 (01:10:24):
I get quality now, if it was like a cheeseburger
log off the roller grill, or you know, maybe a
Buffalo chicken roller Like Okay, I can see a good point, but.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
That's what we're dying over. Fake.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
She like wheezes the juice on him, like suffocates him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
She suffocates him with the icy stick wrestling where they
have like a mace that they blow in the opponent's face.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Blue ras icy Dad will slow him down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Like, what the hell? You got to use the web?

Speaker 8 (01:10:53):
You have to use seven eleven items to defend yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
They're good with branding. Yeah, listen, if you're gonna shoot
a guy, if you're gonna end a guy because he's
stabbing you, make sure you lose you seven eleven products.
I'm gonna grab this seven eleven branded.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Vape and blow some vape in your face.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Speaking of seven eleven, So, I spent a couple of
months driving door dash when I didn't have a job.
It was just a way to make a couple of bucks.
At the end of the day, I probably wasn't even
making money because the gas. It felt good every Friday
or to whatever to get a little Hey, I made
eleven three hundred bucks. This is great. So one of
the best pickups I had was at a seven eleven
in like the heart of Saint Louis and I'm in

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downtown Saint Louis and somebody wanted a large pizza from
seven eleven, which I can't imagine is good the cheap.
It was a large pizza from seven to eleven, a
carton of cigarettes and a thirty pack of Keystone Light.
There you go, Keithstone. Yeah, I'm carrying this to someone's
howling knocking on the door. It was this old lady,

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this like middle age, I probably in her fifties, late fifties,
in a robe. Her house smelled like cats and cigarettes.
And I'm like, here you go, ma'am, and she's like,
thank you. And that was one of the weirder things
I used to pick up all sorts of wagon didn't
excellently open up that right now.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
I didn't get it. That wasn't that lucky, it was.
I didn't get that kind of show.

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
Ladies can do stuff now, and you're gonna have to
learn how.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
To deal with it. And then what happens when ladies
do stuff? They get fired from their job for defending themselves.
You know that's sad.

Speaker 8 (01:12:20):
I think seven eleven should reevaluate that, and you know,
give her a write up or something, and hey, maybe
don't you know what an independent gas station owner needs
to hire this woman to manage security for them. Man
let her be the overnight person at their place. Give
her a few extra bucks, knowing that she's got her
gun and she's gonna use it only when her life

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is in jeopardy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
And then you you take seven eleven down. Good call
seven eleven. Yeah, we're taking down big Gas and big convenience. Yeah,
come on, come come to Bob's Quick Martin, get the
k get a sloppy instead of a slurpy.

Speaker 8 (01:12:56):
You know, you got all the knockoff stuff and stuff
there you go bang, all right, So what do we have?

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
I still have a bunch of stuff to get into.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
I have a whole stack of things to still get into.
We have an hour to go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
We got a bunch to get into. It's the Joshenness Show.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
Stay there, Josh Show six point seven, w LLZ Detroit's
Wheel one o six point seven Detroit's wheels that is
free fallen.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
That is Tom Petty got a text here about the
seven eleven story, Josh. Too bad that Australian guy wasn't
at seven to eleven to sit on that criminal until
the cops show.

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
He's a big boy, is what this one says?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Big boy?

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
I'm glad I got a big boy or else?

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Go on, Yeah, there you go. Thanks for paying attention
to the show. Eric, We appreciate you. You guys can
shoot us a text. Text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight eight one. Of course you
can also call eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven. Today is or would have been, or
it is still If someone's dead, is it still their
birthday or would.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
You say it would have been?

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
I think it would have been there, I mean, but
it still is. They were still born on this day.
Like when someone dies, you don't say, well this would
have been their death day. It's just the day they died.
So it's a dude's birthday today, it's actually Ted Bundy's birthday.
Oh wow. Very prolific serial killer art, I mean, not
even arguable Mount Rushmore of serial killers. That's no question.

(01:14:22):
I mean, he would be up there. I think you'd
put Jack the Ripper, right, So, I don't know. I'm
sure someone has already created the Mount Rushmore of serial killers.
We are obviously going to do that and post it
directly on the WLLZ Facebook page because it will get
a wonderful response. But all right, so if we had
to think about it, Bundy Dohmer, I mean, just in

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terms of just fame, Dohmer would certainly be there. You
could argue this ed Gean, they got the show about
him now, but ed Gean was the inspiration for Psycho
and like Texas Chainsaw massacre, I mean, ed Gean has
to be Mount Rushmore all time serial killer. They dressedup
as a clown, that would be John Wayne Gacy. Well,
he didn't dress up as a clown. He was a clown,

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like that was his He like went to kid's birthday
parties as a clown. Yeah, Gaysey's very famous as well.
And then but see, we think about people like you
know those type, but then there's like the Son of Sam,
there's the night Stalker. There's that guy that rode the
train and like would stop and kill people. Raphael Rezendez
Ramirez is his name. Look, I know far too much

(01:15:27):
about serial killers, but that's what happens when you're white.
That's your thing. Like whatever it is you ever noticed
you never see a black dude who's into serial killer documentaries.
Tell me this.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
I'm sure some of you out there have black friends.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Invite your black friend over to watch ed Gean and
see what your black friend says, Like, no, I'll pass
because no one cares.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
There's not a black guy on the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
That's like, you know, what do you guys think about
dB Cooper? Like they don't care about these things? Even
though dB Cooper was not a serial killer. He's just
a guy that hijacked a plane and we've never found him.
But he jumped out of the plane. I think dB
Cooper rob a bank though no, he robbed a plane.
So he hijacked the plane and then jumped out of
the plane somewhere over like Portland, and no one has

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ever found.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Him without a panel movie was based on it was
and uh, and that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
So he's not a serial killer, but like white people
love serial killer stuff, like like white women love true crime. Uh,
you know, like datelines and stuff like that. But white
people love serial killer stuff. Black dudes. I don't know
if Mexican folks do. Hispanic dudes, Asian dudes. I don't
know what, if any of them. All I can speak
for is the white and the Black community on this,
because I feel like I'm educated enough to have this discussion.

(01:16:39):
White people love serial killer stuff, and I've never met
one black friend of mine who's like, hey, so.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
Hey to check out the new Netflix documentary watch Janemer.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
You want to watch Dahmer? Like I've never heard that.
So it's just a white people thing for whatever reason.
But Mount Rushmore of serial killers, Like, I don't know
if I mean if you based it on sheer number.
I'm sure there are plenty of dudes who have higher
numbers than say Dahmer or whatever. But like Dahmer's famous, Like,
you have to put the famous people on there, right,
That's what makes it the Mount Rushmore. So it would
be Dohmer, it would be Bundy who hey happy you know,

(01:17:14):
Heavenly Orly Birthday, whatever you've got him. You would have
to throw in maybe the night Stalker. Night Stalker's pre legit.
So while Mexican folks may not be into serial killer stuff,
Hispanic folks have been prolific serial killers in the day,
and you very rarely hear about black serial killers either,
although in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, we had one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Bought a bang.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
When I lived in Louisiana as a boy, there was
a black guy that was a serial kill de ei
serial killing baby, that's what we do down in Louisiana,
super progressive. We had. His name was Derek Todd Lee
and he was the Baton Rouge serial killer.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
So we had him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Oh and another one, remember the guy that was the
DC Sniper. Oh yeah, the DC Sniper from Baton Rouge. Wow.
And I believe we had two active serial killers at
one time because we had Derek Todd Lee and the
DC Sniper. So look, lest anyone think that Louisiana is just,
you know, just for football and Cajun food and stuff,

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we have serial killers.

Speaker 8 (01:18:15):
It's one of our main exports. So we're very important.
But you got to be proud of something, right, Listen,
you got to be known for something certainly.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Now if you want to in text the word Josh
and your message to five one eight eight one, as
today is Ted Bundy's birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
He died via the electric chair, by the way, I
think he did.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
I know that. I think Bundy was the electric chair
and it was a big deal. I think they aired
like the whole thing on CNN, not the actual like
frying of the guy, but it was like a whole
thing where they're outside of the jail and the prison
and they're like, we're just minutes away from from the.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Barbecue in this guy's brain. Correct.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
And is it like when they name a new pope,
like the second the guy's dead is like a plume
of smoke come up from the prison, like, well, another
serial killer dead. I feel like there's probably pluma spoke
that comes off the top of it. Said yeah, probably,
But anyway, so Ted Bundy rest in power. He's he's dead,
but today would have been his birthday, right, it was
a death electric chair. Yeah, So look, I know these things.

(01:19:11):
I'm well educated on.

Speaker 8 (01:19:13):
Serial killerson who Google's putting in their mount rushmore of
serial killers more than anything?

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Yep, Ted Bundy? Okay, said Jeffrey Dahmer. I think to me,
I would put Jack the Ripper. To me, he's like
the most famous serial killer ever, John Wayne Gacy and
then your man Jack the Ripper.

Speaker 8 (01:19:28):
See I would so who it was you said Dahmer
was in there too, Bundy, Dahmer, Gasey and the Ripper.
I think that there's a lot of recency bias there
that the Rippers with Uncle Jesse.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
No, no, no, no different Ripper. No, not the ones
that's saying forever.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Okay. My problem with that is there's recency bias.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
It's kind of like saying Lebron's the best basketball player ever,
but you ignore that, Like, hey, there was you know
Bill Walton in a previous life, and there was you
know Bill Russell in a previous life. Like there were
different guys there. There's a lot of recency bias with
those in like the era of like media and CNN
and stuff. They had some honorable mentions. Took Dennis Radder

(01:20:08):
the BTK Killer. Oh but dude, BTK did some fed
up stuff. Now will BTK ed Gain ed Gean like
to me's here's why ed gan'es mount rushmore of serial killers.
And I don't know what his volume was, but this guy,
like he had his dead mom in the house. He
was the inspiration for the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Psycho,

(01:20:29):
two of the biggest movies. Like to me, ed Gean
kind of deserves a place on there.

Speaker 8 (01:20:33):
And then another one is Gary Ridgeway the Green River Killer. Okay,
and the last one they have as an honorable mention
h H Holmes. Oh yeah, dude, that's a legendary one too.
I have an issue though with not like I think
there's a little racial bias in this too, because I
like black folks.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Hispanic folks can do stuff, so I can understand where
like Derek Toddley wouldn't be in there because he's the
Baton Rouge serial killer and that just wasn't a big
enough deal.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
But what about the night Stalker?

Speaker 1 (01:20:58):
The night Stalker was a Hispanic, Like I just I
think that we're I think that we're focusing too much
on white people on this one. Well, I mean, he
needs a diversity. We need diversity in our serial killers,
is all I'm saying. Who was by just going by
the amount of searches and stuff, you know? Maybe so Well,
here's what I would do.

Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
I would take I would take John Wayne Gacy out, okay,
and I would put in ed Geen because he's like
he and Jack the Ripper are like the godfathers in
different eras of serial killing, okay is what I would say.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
That would be where I would go with that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I gotcha. But so anyway, it was Ted Bundy's birth
There is Ted Bundy's birthday today, but he is dead
and has been dead for damn near forty years.

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
They electrocuted, they fried his ass, They deep ass.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
On January twenty fourth, nineteen eighty nine, if anybody was wondering,
if you'd like to get in shoot day, text to
the number five one eight eight one. The name is Josh.
Put the message in there and there you go. You
can get in touch with us that way. But before
you do that, or while you do that, have options.
Here is Zombie. This is the Cranberries for rock and

(01:22:04):
roll music for you. What's that other Cranberry song that
I like? There's this one, and then there's a what's
that other one? There's like multiple Cranberry songs.

Speaker 8 (01:22:15):
Oh my life is changing every day every possible way
day to me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
And then there's another.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Cranberry song linger Linger.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
There's I got the right mind to turn this off
and play linger just to pissed Casey off today, Like
all I said, now we're stopping it. Lingers that in
Tester it isn't pet Well, you know we're gonna do
it too for Monday. So coming up back to this
is Linger, you're gonna get thirteen minutes of the cranberries
this morning. Don't push me because I'm close to the edge.

Speaker 10 (01:22:48):
The lord, Hey, no place like W one oh six
point seven, the Wheels for Great Entertainment and DUSA.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Now Casey put the belt down down. Although this is
a banger, mm hmmm.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
I'd argue this is better than that zombie song I got.
I got texts coming.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
In from people. They're like, Linger is the Effie Jam
cheers boys. There you go. You bet your balls or
vagina that it is or lady balls whatever you know?

(01:23:49):
You aside with the testy game, m you know such
a you got me rab rab your finger deative ditive.

(01:24:16):
That's a banger.

Speaker 4 (01:24:17):
I always assuming that song is about like a fart.
I didn't Linger, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
That's that's where you and I differ. I guess. So
it seems to me that it's a song about a
lady who's having a relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
Thing and she like basically lingers.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Okay, I can see that they've got it too. You're
like your mind takes it right to like Dutch Oven
or Elevator Territory. Yeah, that's not that. Yeah, boy, that's
a jam though. What's that other crim's called dreams? I
feel like everybody's got a song named dreams. Let's see dreams.

(01:24:54):
That's the song, you know. I'm such So there's that
and then there's uh, where's the other one? This is called?

Speaker 8 (01:25:12):
Oh yeah, it feels like that was in every like
nineties movie trailer ever, like movies about like young lovers
like hitting the road together and escaping.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Their humdrum lives coming of age film. Yes, this was
also in the trailer for some movie was with Was
it called Boys on the Side? Look up a movie
called Boys on the Side and we'll be Goldberg And boy,
that just sounds like the View Now it's like Drew

(01:25:45):
Perrymore and punching bag right wing person on the.

Speaker 8 (01:25:50):
View Goldberg or Braymore, Mary Louise Parker, Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
Oh yeah, that was the movie. That was the first
time he ever made any real money, was doing that movie.
I read his book. Was he one of the Boys
on the Side. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:03):
I never watched the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:26:04):
All I know is I remember this song being in
the trailer, I think, but every movie in the nineties
felt that way.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
There was another one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
It wasn't like it was a coming of age movie
with Brendan Fraser and Joe Pesci and Joe Peshi was
a homeless guy.

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
It was called with Honors and like Joe Peshi is homeless,
and like these guys are in like an Ivy League
school and they befriend him and it's a whole deal.
It's called with Honors. That's why I'm here. But there
was a song that was in the commercial for that.

Speaker 6 (01:26:34):
There was a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
Madonna song and it was called I'll Remember Boy. Now
I'm in like nineties movie trailer song.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Yeah, you don't let me get me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Don't let me get me, because once I get into
this mode, there's no getting me out of it. So
I think this was in the Boys on the Side trailer.
Let's see here. This one says, this is Ham from
Southwest Detroit. I just want to say, we are perfectly

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fine with y'all leaving us blacks and Hispanics out of
this one. The serial killer Mount Rushmore can definitely be
one for y'all white folks. We definitely don't want to
be included in that. Fine, fine, no, biggie, I'll leave
you out. But just know that there was a black
serial killer in Louisiana and he was fairly prolific. It's

(01:27:25):
all I'm saying. I don't want to, you know, disparage.

Speaker 8 (01:27:30):
Like other voice of the black communities, like, we don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Any part of that black community called they're like, looks good, look, friend.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Just I got some details.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
We have enough issues in our own community.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
You guys just stick with the serial killers.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Though. Hey, you guys can have all the serial killers
you want. We don't want them.

Speaker 10 (01:27:51):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
I can't find that damn Madonna song, but it's a
good so I think it's called It's.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Either remember I'll remember Madonna Madge. That's another one I
them get.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
I don't understand how Madonna was ever considered attractive.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Yeah, attractive, like I can get where.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Like she was doing like horny stuff in the eighties,
so it was controversial. Never once did I see Madonna
go that's a hot piece, except I did find her
somewhat attractive with the brown hair in the League of
their Own film.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Other than that, though, nothing that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
There's that jam I'll remember With Honors was the name
of that movie with Joe Paeshien. Who's that one hot
chick that was in random movies. I don't know her name,
but she had a hot look about her and she
was in some nineties movies like that one and a
couple others With Honors. She's in with Honors. She's a
brunette chick and she was in like a couple of
nineties movies. But I don't remember her name. Remember that

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other Madonna song that was in a League of their own.
This used to be in my playground. Oh yeah, that's
a jam too, us to the let's see this chick's
name more at Kelly. So, Mara Kelly was like sneaky,
early nineties hot. Oh and Patrick Dempsey was in this
movie too, boy mc freaking McDreamy and Brendan Fraser and

(01:29:12):
Joe Peshy who doesn't even act anymore. But yeah, mour
Kelly was hot. Oh yo, she was in now I
remember she was in this terrible figure skating movie called
The Cutting Edge. There was a love story about figure skating.
That's why I'm here. That's why I'm here. This is
why you listen this hour started with a conversation about

(01:29:34):
the mount Rushmore of serial killers. It has devolved into
nineties movie trailer songs. You know another song I feel
like you hear in movie trailers A lot is Amber
by three eleven. Maybe that's trying to think Google this
really quick. I mean songs featured in the most movie trailers.

(01:29:56):
This is the discussion we're having here today. We were
also talking about toys, like your favorite toys when you
were a kid.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
That was a fun conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Do I like toys? What can I say? Toys are good?

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
Let's see here. So is there a list?

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (01:30:14):
Baba O'Reilly by the Who is coming up of use
for its iconic opening chords, which are frequently paired with
studio logos, has been featured in American beauty jobs in
a Bugs Life, Okay this is how We Do It
by Montela Jordan, Oh That Makes Sense has appeared in
at least fifty two film and TV shows. That Makes
Sense Hurt by Johnny Cash famously uses hypotone for the

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film with.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
Logan listen, I got a hot take.

Speaker 1 (01:30:37):
But this weekend I'm driving around, I'm listening to W
one O six point seven, The wheels and I hear
I hear the nine Inch Nails version. I looked at Jilly,
I said, look, I think the Johnny Cash version is
better and we should play then, and she says, I
think you shouldn't teede your pants, and my.

Speaker 8 (01:30:53):
Always coming back to the pants keeps coming back around.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Let's see what else we have.

Speaker 8 (01:30:57):
Ninety nine problems by Jay Z using trailers for homes
like taking of pel Him, Win two three and Tower Heights. Okay,
that makes sense. Power by Kanye West, featured in trailers
for Limitless, Broken City, and Fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
Yes, Kanye was a huge trailer guy until you know
he became anti Semitic and no one does anything with
him anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
Unwritten by Natasha Betting for Oh that's a good one.
That's not the trailer for anyone but you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Yeah, that's a very good like romantic comedy trailer song
A little unwritten Yeah, Murder on the Dance Floor by
Sophie Ellis Bexter. Don't know who that is, no clue.
I bet if I heard the song, it'd be like yep,
I heard that in a trailer. Wants See the Grand
chopin Nocturned by Frederic chopin. I don't even know this stuff.
The classical piece has been adapted from any trailers.

Speaker 8 (01:31:39):
Okay, fix You by Coldplayoff has appeared in forty two
film and TV shows What Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
That's not just trailers, of course, it's also in them.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
But let's see. Let me go. I don't even like Coldplay,
but I like that song. That's a solid jam anyway,
So onward we move.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
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I'm sitting right next to him. He's just scared.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Oh no, damn, it's okayamn.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Ham's looking over at his white buddy over there. He's like, uh, oh,
do you like serial killers? He's like, how do you
celebrate Ted Bundy's birthday? Whitey?

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 8 (01:32:35):
This is the Josh in his show on one two
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Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
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Speaker 8 (01:32:42):
They're sexy, coked out eighty Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 1 (01:32:48):
Oh everyone knows that everyone knows the dad. He likes
his eighties. Stevie Nicks all coked out. That's my favorite,
Stevie Nicks. So josh Innes show, Hi friends, greetings. Oh
hello Americans, Hello Americans.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
I'm Paul Harvey.

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
Good day. Let's see here, here's a headline for you.
A woman charged with crime after finding twenty dollars at
Walmart says she found twenty dollars. What is a brutal
story right here? Yeah, that says she found twenty dollars
in the store and ended up being charged by police
for disorderly conduct. This gal says she went to Walmart
with her sister to pick up some crafting supplies.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
Is that the brutal part of the story.

Speaker 8 (01:33:27):
No, the fact that she found twenty dollars in the
check itself checkout and then she's getting calls from the
police asking her about the twenty dollar bill.

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
That's the thing, is like, that's why I don't pick
up money.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
It's I feel like it's always a setup, or if
it's not a setup, there's something bad's gonna come of this,
Like if I pick up this twenty dollars, what like obviously,
what is it the universe has to do something to
me that's bad, Like something bad has to come. I
can't just happen. Farm if you pick up and found money,
I do. I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:33:53):
I feel like twenty on bill, it's the universe giving
you a gift. Yeah, but then the gift was she
got arrested. Yeah, that blows my mind. Then they must
be zero crime when wherever this woman lives? If the
cops are investigating somebody finding a point on a bill
at a Walmart self checkout, and what.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Kind of world are we living in when you got
ladies that work at the seven to eleven that defend
themselves they lose their jobs. You got ladies that find
twenty dollars at the self checkout at the Walmart getting arrested.
Dogs and cats living together mass hysteria. Let's see couple
arrested for real life home alone. That sounds like fun.
Actually like they accellently left of kids there. Let's see

(01:34:29):
here's the case of real life home alone, but it's
not nearly as wacky or heartwarming. David and Sharon Shoe
were arrested in charge with two felony accounts of child
abandonment and cruelty to children and another misdemeanor count of
child endangerment after they allegedly skip down to Mexico for
nine days while leaving their kids in home alone. It's
important to note that these aren't teenagers. Their oldest daughter

(01:34:51):
is nine and the youngest is four. Oh nine year
olds can handle it. I think so too. My parents
left me home alone all the time. I'm trying to
think of the fight getting out, you know, nine days
at the time. But I used to get left at
home all alone all the time. Now, I don't know
if kids do that anymore. I don't know if parents
have read enough books where they're like, Nope, can't leave
our kids at home alone.

Speaker 8 (01:35:09):
Mess your kids up if you left them alone. Correct,
But like nine, I was in third grade. I might
have been a little young to be left alone.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Yet back in my day though, back then, man, your
parents would like Dad had to go to work, Mom
had to go to work.

Speaker 4 (01:35:21):
It's summer.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
What choice do they have? And you just sit your
ass at home and go get your bike, And like,
your parents just assumed you'd survive, and you did.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Most of the time. The answer the door to strangers.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Now, these kids today are all riddled with anxiety and everything,
and like are depressed and they go to the internet
and express their feelings to randos on the internet. You
know that doesn't help them feel anything, correct, But back
in our day, you would just your parents left you
at home and you were left to figure it out.
You didn't have a cell phone, so your parents literally
just said Jesus take the wheel. Or they didn't even

(01:35:50):
give a damn to ask Jesus to take the wheel.
They're like, they'll figure it out. I got it correct,
read them right. Oh yeah, as far as they know.
But you survived, and that's all that matters. Here's one
UAB football player arrested after stabbing two teammates. Ouch, well,
that sucks to be in that guy's team. That's how
Casey's eventually going to get arrested, just stabbing the.

Speaker 4 (01:36:10):
Two of us.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
I'm so tired of hearing these jokes. Stop look, stop
joking about me. But according to a state, that's not
a belt, that's a knife. Two players on their football
team were stabbed by a teammate. It occurred before UAB
took on South Florida on Saturday. The UAB statement didn't
mention the players involved, but Daniel Minsey was arrested and

(01:36:32):
booked on charges of aggravated assault. I believe he stabbed
these guys in the locker room. But ding this gets
your hype for the game, man, damn straight. And then
they played the game.

Speaker 4 (01:36:42):
That's what's fun, not the guys that got stabbed.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
The guy that got stabbed him, assuming didn't play, the
team still had to carry on. They had to. Guys. Look,
there's fourteen people out here that are ready for this
Arkansas burming or this Alabama Birmingham versus South Florida football game,
and we got to give the people what they want,
the fans. The people demand mediocre football, whether someone got
stabbed or not.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
So that's that story, all right. So we're about to
get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
Whoa already?

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
I know, right, Rob Brandt is coming up next, Then
the Dock of Rock.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
You're running out of opportunities to hear the doc of
Rock because once, you know, once the fifth rolls around,
there's no more Doc of Rock. We need to get
him to come up and hang out with us again
and tell stories. Docs are friends. I think he's the
only one that might get us like, I don't know
that Casey and some of these other people around here
get us totally. But see, Doc lived in an era
where like you had to win, you had no choice

(01:37:34):
but to win, and it was like warfare and you
had to constantly like go after the competition, like Doc
lived out. Like Doc work with Stern for five years
in the heart of Stern, not like weird Stern now
that like is in therapy and stuff. I'm talking like
nineteen nineties lunatic Selena just died. Let's make fun of
Mexican people Stern, like, like that's Stern the offensive. Hey,

(01:37:56):
it's you know the clan guy is in the studio today,
part of the shock jockey.

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
Correct, he lived in that, so he knows what this
world is like.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
He's lived it. So like Doc kind of gets us
because we're very tame compared to that. But like Doc
gets us, I don't know that other people get us.
So like that's why i'd like to have Doc come up.
That's why I'm going to miss him. When Doc's gone,
who's going to understand us? Nobody to go to the
battle with the case you for us?

Speaker 8 (01:38:20):
Because I saw Doc the other day on Friday, and
I'm taking a leak and I'm like, hey, Doc, you know,
not on myself. I was actually in the bathroom this okay,
this was and uh approved correct here in not on
the seat of my wife's car. But I see Doc
and I'm like, so, Doc, what's up. And he's like, well,
those songs you did were great and then you talk

(01:38:43):
those as he loved those and he's like, I bet
you got him worried over there.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
And I'm like, well, thanks, Doc, And then I talked
to Casey. He's like, look, I'm petrified of these people
on Facebook. I He's like just like, Doc's like, well,
who cares. Just go out there and kick some ass.
And then Casey's like, look, these people on Facebook frighten me.
They lawyered up. They lawyered up. They have a lawyer

(01:39:12):
on retainer. He is ready to write a strongly worded
letter and send it straight to our headquarters. But the
good news is they're gonna send it to W one
or six place for the list and it will never
get