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Some new permanent and seasonal flavors coming to Krispie Creme, autonomous cars launched in Detroit to train for taxi service, update on the escaped diseased monkeys, AC/DC launching another US Tour, a REAL Christmas song by Tiny Tim involving Santa and AIDS, a teacher in trouble for posting TikTok's of her daily outfits, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Say Josh in his show on one six point seven
double ll Z Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, welcome in six so five Josh and his
show Josh and James This Morning. Hello, how are you? James?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Good, I'm better now good.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I was just listening to this promo for this North
Pole Radio. Yeah, you're gonna leave a message for Santa. Maybe,
But I just think it'd be funny if somehow, like
on the other end of the line was just a
normal human that was just carrying on a normal human.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Conversation with these kids. I agree.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
So like there's some kids like Hi, Sant and is like, hey, yeah,
what's going on? Instead of you know, the big like
like you know, the Santa voice that we all know.
I'm saying, Santa sounds like, by the way, I'm Santa's helper.
So I'll just relate a message is the big guy?
You know what I'm saying? Kind of like how there's
like when you used to send in for an autograph

(00:59):
from somebody, Like if you were a young kid and
you wanted an autograph from like a coach or a
baseball player, it was probably a secretary that was sitting
there signing the bunch, like just a stamperchunk something like that.
That's what it would be like. These kids all think
they're talking to Santa and as it turns out, they're
just you know how high I'm Steve or Akbar in India,
it's a been outsore. Yeah, it's just my guess that

(01:27):
would be fun.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
And I'm on your side on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Oh, Mary, Maddy, Christmas to you.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
This is a Santa Glass Mary.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Mary, Christmas to you, little boy. You've been very good boy. Yes,
it's like there's a Bollywood. It's a Bollywood experience. On
the Ihearted north Pole Radio app. He gets the cultures
like mixed up. You just leave it, doesn't Oranges at
the marton Johnny Noel. I'm just trying to think about

(01:57):
whatever the thys you can confuse with the different tradition
across the world. I think in France they need their
shoes out. Oh do that they put candy like or
something like that puts candy in issues. I could be wrong.
That's what four years of French in high school and
a couple of semesters in college. Aymen, Santa Claus is

(02:20):
a green man, the man that man greeno is I
sent the Glaus is a green go.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
He promised me a toy.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Then he never brought it.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
He never never heard he.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Said where, I say, Santa Claus.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Where's my toy?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah, that's what the PlayStation three?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
You know what did bring me?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Xbox one? The boys sent the Claus is a dick. Actually,
there might there might be some money involved in that,
Like we should start our own on North Pole Radio,
a multi cultural north Pole Radio, but all the culture

(03:00):
being performed by two white guys.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It sounds like a real unique concept that no one's
doing and sounds highly offensive and perfect for these days.
Or do you just doing time just straight as yourself?
So the kids like, Hi, Santa, it's North polani on.
This is Billy, And I'm like, did you know that
it's the fiftieth anniversary of the sinking of the Gerald?
What's that? Gerald well Son? Have you heard of Gordon Lightfoot.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Related to Buzz light Year?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
No, nope, he's not, sir, But let me tell you
about the Gales of November. Oh, okay, is that a candy?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Santa's at GREENO.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I do like the idea of.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Born nationals playing the role of Santa Press one for
Mexican Santa, Press two for Indian Santa. You can have
gay Santa. You can have different day happy holidays. Time

(04:03):
to deck those, Paul, Hey, how about the alf on
a shelf? I caught him being a naughty out earlier. Hey,
he's been a bad alf I can do that because
gay people like me. They do. I don't know why
they do. Gay guys love that look I do. I'm
a bear.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I'm all ready in that category too.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
You're not a bear. I don't think you'd be a bear.
I have lost some weight. I'm kind of entering the
twink status. No twins are hairless. I don't get the
twins are gonna be a hairy twink. No, there's no
such thing.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
I'm gonna invent it. Okay, good, So what do you like,
Albert Einstein?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Just to invent you have gayn the category of gay.
I'm gonna go down to Ferndale and I'm gonna get
all the gay population behind me, and we're gonna invent.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
A hairy twink.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
Have at it.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
But I just don't think that's gonna work.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't think that a straight guy can just invent
a category for the for I think that if you're
you look like if a gay if it's like some
big gay person or like a gay icon came up
with the concept and then be okay, hey, Elton John.
If Elton John said hey, listen, you're a hairy twin,
then you can be a hairy twink job on the

(05:16):
phone stack.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
I need him now.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
But no, I don't think you can create one because
put in a.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Wikipedia well you can see if twings can be harry.
Google that and if I'm wrong, I'm wrong, but I
think a twink is hair looks you might be an
otter territory, but I'm not sure. Welcome in, everybody. Let's
get rocked and loaded with ac DC the Josh inn
Is Show Sports. All right, Let's see here Lions looking

(05:46):
for answers after they lost to the Vikings on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Twenty seven to twenty four was the score.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
And now they're right there, right in the thick of
this division race. Three teams with five wins and the
Vikings sit there with four. So it is a tight
division race. Dan Campbell tell me about responding to adversity.
Oh wrong, but I'll show this all the time.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
You don't know every team's gonna get hit with adversity
at some point in the season. You don't know when
it's going to happen. You don't know how long it's
going to be for you know, some maybe a week,
maybe a game, some two weeks, maybe three, maybe a month.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
And it's really about how you handle it.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Thank you, Dan, I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
You're right.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
It is how you handle adversity. So let's see if
they handle it well.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Now.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
The positive is they're facing the Commanders this week. The
Commanders are without their starting quarterback Jan Daniels.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Did you see that army?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, that is narlane Yeah, and uh, I mean arms
are not supposed to be in that way. So my
man dislocated his elbow. His arm looks like one of
my son's action figures after he's been upset with it. Yeah,
it is gnarly. So he's out. So you'll face Marcus
Mariota this week. We shall see. I would anticipate that

(07:07):
they bounce back, but again we'll see. It is a
tight division race right now, and every time you think
one team is kind of pulled ahead and looks like
the better team, then something happens. Like after you watched
Carolina beat Green Bay. You're like, okay, cool, green Bay
might might not be all that good. Oh you know
what happens, Ah, we lose, so you know it. There's

(07:30):
nobody who's pulled ahead in that division. There's nobody who's
head and shoulders clearly above the other one, at least
out of the top two. I don't buy the five
and three Bears. I think their schedule matters. Like at
the end of the year, I don't believe the Bears
are going to be there. I just I don't think
the Bears are very good. They've found a way to
win some games. Look, they just played the Bengals. The
Bengals find ways to lose games, and the Bears have

(07:51):
had a couple of games that they found a way
to win. Really, it's a two horse race. Still, it
is still Green Bay, it is still Detroit. I don't
buy the Bears. I don't care that they're five and three.
But if JJ McCarthy continues to play well, the Vikings
are in that mix as well. Although the Bears have
five wins, I don't believe in the Bears. And apparently
they've got some drama too, because Roma Doonzay who's one

(08:14):
of their better receivers, hasn't been really getting the numbers
he thinks he should, and people have been posting about
that on social media, and a Doonzay's dad has been
liking tweets of people saying maybe he should go somewhere
where he can actually catch some passes so he's.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Not throwing the ball.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I guess I think that's part of it, because Caleb
kind of sucks. The quarterback is not very good, gotcha,
But look, I actually I think Caleb's better than a
lot of other people do. But Rome is a big
time player and he's not getting the opportunities. But so
there's some drama there, I get. I don't buy the Bears.
The Bears don't scare me. The Bears are fine. I

(08:50):
think they're eventually going to level back out. But if
JJ McCarthy plays well, the Vikings are a scary team,
and obviously Green Bay is right there as well, just
to have to play them again on Thanksgivings.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
There is that.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Basketball wise, the Pistons beat up on Memphis yesterday. The
final score was one fourteen to one oh six, but
it was one of those games where it felt like
the Pistons were never really in danger of losing. I
got a little bit dicey towards the end. I think
Memphis got it down to about three. I was flipping
back and forth between that and Sunday Night or Monday
Night football rather. But Cade was good thirty three points,

(09:23):
eight assists, and five rebounds, and beef Stu had a
nice game with twenty six points and fourteen rebounds, So
a double double for beef Stu.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
There.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
The Pistons are five and two, so Pistons playing pretty good,
Wings playing pretty good. Stu might be my new favorite
nickname for a player. It's a solid name, isn't it
a Beef's tesday?

Speaker 4 (09:46):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And then last night Arizona beat the Cowboys twenty seven
to seventeen in what was a very uninteresting second half.
Jacoby Brissett through for two sixty one and two touchdowns.
He's been great playing for the injured Kyler Murray. Yet
the coach, Jonathan Gannon of Arizona claims that the starting
quarterback will remain Kyler Murray, despite the fact that the
last three games for Jacoby Brissett three hundred and twenty

(10:10):
yards and two touchdowns, two hundred and seventy nine yards
and two touchdowns and two hundred and sixty one yards
and two touchdowns. Now they've only won one of those
three games, but it one the quarterback's fault.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Their defense stunk, and there you go.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
So the Cowboys, by the way, continue to slip slide
out of relevance in their race as well. They not
very good, So there you go. And their offense usually
keeps them in games. Their offense is stunk lately too,
and that is sports. And we have got more rock
and roll coming up on wheels.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
This is a Josh Innis show on one of six
point seven WLZ Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
One of six point seven Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Josh and Is.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Show tool Box Party. We are just days away. It's
coming up Saturday, so you only have a few more
opportunities to.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Get in the final countdown. That it is.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Saturday, November eighth, Hollywood Casino. At Greek Down you can
win your share of twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes
and power tools. Of course, powered by Beabs Liquor and
Fine Wine. Dean sellers Ford in the Troy Motor Mall
and Detroit Diamond drilling. I'm gonna miss that TV once
it's gone. I know, it's just just sitting over there
in the corner always for some reason comforting when I

(11:26):
come in, I see, look at that big TV. So
I'll never have you. Yeah, but it's good to know
you're there. It gives me something to shoot for it. Yeah,
one day I can have a TV is because you, well,
somebody will. Someone's gonna be leaving the casino on Saturday
with that green a truck. Yep, somebody. You're gonna need
a lot of room. You're gonna need a flatbed truck.
You might just want to preemptively just come to the

(11:47):
party with one of those you know, like hour or
two hour rentals from U haul Go rented twenty bucks
an hour. So you got that, You got the PlayStation five,
you got the e bike, you got the smoke or
that's just the tip of the iceberg. Year's a one
year of beer from the Kicks Dan Brewery. Yeah, I
mean you're talking to Beggerator, a kegger Raider, electric smoker, snowblower, chainsaw.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Power tool, power tool, power tool power So that's all
coming up Saturday.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
The only way you can win any of these prizes
is if you are at the party. The only way
to get into the party is to win your way in.
We will have an opportunity for you coming up at
eight twenty five and nine to twenty five. Then Rob
will have you at twelve twenty five. Then the Dock
will have you at three twenty five and five twenty five.

(12:37):
So those are your opportunities to get in, and then
you're mean again. You're running short on time here. There's
only five chances today, so five times four is what
twenty there's twenty more opportunities to get in, which means
what's twenty times three sixty? There's only sixty more people
who will be getting into the Toolbox party. And then
you're cut off. There's no more, no more, there's no

(12:57):
day of there's no hay, I'm gonna buy tickets at
the box office that day.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Now, No, doesn't work that way.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
You either you won or you're a friend with somebody
who won. Yeap, So.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
Gotta win your way in.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Eight twenty five is your first opportunity. We'll finally get
to see that e bike in personal. Wait, I'm gonna
rever up. I'm gonna try to take it around the casino.
That'd be fun.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
You're gonna have a race with somebody and a scooter.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
My wife's probably gonna be very furious with me after
the Toolbox Party. I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes.
That sounds like it's gonna be a whole lot. I've
only seen my antics from afar, never on the same team.
Off property, No, I will not, I will not back down.
Watch me do a WEHELI am I his e bikewhere? Well, yes,

(13:45):
I can get off. Hey, that's my property too, sweetie
ye with both our names around that mortgage. So your
next chance to get into the Toolbox Party is eight
twenty five. Make sure you are listening then all right,
we'll just listen the whole time. We prefer that too.

(14:05):
There's no need to go anywhere because we've got fun and.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Finvolity plan for you today, like every day.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
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on the Lions and other stuff. But right now, Ozzie,

(14:53):
it's missed crown one else thing's point seven, Detroit's wheels,
buck cherry. That is crazy, bitch. Hell, I'm Josh, she
is James. It's the Josh Ennis Show. Hello friends, Hey,
did you see that? There are some new donuts at
the Krispy Cream Let's get fat today. Five new flavors

(15:14):
and four seasonal offerings they've added. These are new permanent
donut flavors that have been added.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Okay, these are permanent.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
This is gonna be some wild like Thanksgiving dinner donutors.
Not these these are permanent editions. The New York Cheesecake donut,
which is an unglazed donut dipped in vanilla flavored icing,
filled with cheesecake flavored cream, and topped with Graham crunch.
I guess that's kind of always been a knock on
Krispy Kreme, is that there's only one donut really at
Krispy Kream the glaze. There's the glaze and then the

(15:43):
chocolate glaze. So I guess you know they're really trying
to expand. Here the Oreo Cookies and Cream, which is
an unglazed donut filled with Oreo cookies and cream filling,
then dipped in chocolate icing and topped with vanilla flavored
icing and Oreo cookie pieces. Sounds not mad about that
one theriginal glazed cake, which is an old fashioned cake
donut with the flavor of the original glaze. I bet

(16:05):
that's good. I bet it is cinnamon apple fill. That's
not up my alley. I don't believe that fruit belongs
on pastries at all. I'm a big believer in that.
I don't like fruit and pastries to commingle. I feel
like they're like the match made in heaven, but they're not.
It's really nut's not. There's always with the Oh, there's
a ton of them. I just think they're all gross.

(16:26):
I don't like fruit and pastries. Original glazed cream filled donut,
which is an original glazed donut with cream fillings. So
if you're under that there you go. But they have
a couple of seasonal menu items as well. Bisc Off
Cookie Butter Cream, which is an unglazed donut filled with
bisco Off Cookie butter flavored cream, then dipped in Biscoff
cookie butter and topped with vanilla flavored icing and cookie pieces.

(16:49):
I am in.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
Have you had?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
I've never tried the Biscoff cookie butter.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Is it good? I haven't. I haven't tried it. I
need it.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I'm always tempted to see I always I've had the
Biscoff right, like the little cookies, like, oh yeah, they're great.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
But I've never tried the ice is.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
I worry if I were to buy a jar of
the cookie butter, I would just sit there with a
spoon And now I want to The Maple Iced is
an original glazed donut with maple icing. That's fine, put
a little bacon on that. If you're gonna do a
maple donut, I need bacon on it. I'm not a
big bacon in my donut. Really. The maple bacon donuts
are like the Goat of donuts. That and I'm a
big fan of it, Like a coconut shavings on top

(17:26):
of like a vanilla donut and coconut shavings.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Guy, I'm okay with the coconut, but the bacon, I don't.
I don't prefer it.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Chocolate fudged brownie, an original glazed donut topped with brownie
crunch topping, rainbow sprinkles, and brownie batter flavored butter cream.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Okay, sounds pretty good.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
And the original glazed pumpkin spice cake. What that's a
donut a Crispy Cream cake donut transformed into pumpkin spice.
Let's get basic white girl with it. Way to go
Krispy Cream. Ah, that's exciting. I don't want to go
to Crispy Cream because again, that's the issue Krispy Cream
a lot of the time is there's one donut basically,

(18:02):
and it's a great donut, and when the signs lit
up and you got hot donuts like it's on. But
the issue you run into a lot of the time
with the Krispy Kream is just that there's not a
lot of a lot of variety, and I think that
hurts Krispy Kream in the long run because everybody's selling
like twelve dollars donuts with like bacon and everything on them,
because now donuts have become this very like expensive treat

(18:25):
from a lot of people, like the.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
New Bloody Mary's.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
They are, you know, like it used to be you
just got a normal bloody Marry, but now there's like
a giant slab of bacon inside your bloody mane bloody
Mary with a tune a fish sandwich on it. Yeah,
and that is maybe the perfect comparison. Donuts are the
new bloody mary. What can we do to make these
donuts weird but also still ten people to want to
buy them and also not charge seventeen dollars for a
donut so people will buy them. It's like cookies. Cookies

(18:50):
are like that too. You got to like Crumble. Everybody's oh,
go to Crumble. You know what I want to do.
I want to go get the chocolate chip cookie at Subway,
which is still like classic can still a goat level
coo cookie is so good. They're amazing. Yes, they're amazing,
and they're simple. Or I'll go to Potbelly and pot
Belly's got the oatmeal chocolate chip cookie, which may be

(19:12):
my favorite cookie on the planet. And these are simple cookies, right,
But then people want to go to crumble, and it's like, well,
here's our you know, this has got M and m's
and peanut butter cups and Carmel white chocolate chip Macedamian
nut cheese cake. I'm like, no, I don't need your
twelve dollars exactly. Just give me a normal chocolate chip cookie.
You want some great cookie. The cookie at Chick fil A,

(19:35):
The chocolate chip cookie is a great one.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
A Chick fil A.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I think sometimes we over we make things more difficult
than they have to be.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
We complicate things.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
But I also understand where Krispy Kreme is right now
because in a world where people are buying like twelve
dollars giant donuts, you've got two donuts, you got glazed
and chocolate glazed, and you gotta get a little wilder.
We need to get some like Captain crunch on these
donuts or something. Let's get nuts. But that's I want
to try this bisc off cookie butter cream. That sounds

(20:04):
I do. I think I need to go today anyway,
all right, sports coming up. Lou Whitaker left off the
Hall of Fame ballot again. People are not happy about that.
Poor sweet Lou uh and more on the lines. We'll
hear from Dan Campbell. We got that. We got a
lot of stuff to get into. It's election day in
the city of Detroit. In some of the other areas,
one was the more important election days for your local government. Yeah,

(20:26):
so big election day today. We got that, and well
we got a whole lot more. And we're counting down
the days to the anniversary of the wreck of the
Edmund Fitzgerald. So you got your little paper ring thing
there ready to go?

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(21:22):
people listening probably are like, I don't understand an Alia reference,
right like you do?

Speaker 4 (21:25):
They probably who is a Leah?

Speaker 2 (21:27):
There's like one like thirty six year old woman listening like.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, that was my cham back in my day.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
But the vast majority of people are like, I don't
know who Ali is and I'm just here to try
to get into the toolbox party.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
All right.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
So the Lions of course lost on Sunday. But Dan
Campbell says this could actually be a good thing. This
they've lost two out of three. They haven't looked good,
but it could be a good thing.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
As bad as a taste right now. I'm a big believer,
and you look back at some point said, man, let
me been the best thing to happen to us, because
we had to overcome this. We had to we had
to do this. This force this change, this did. This
made us look at this a little different. This got
the urgency up for uh, the way I go about
my business, and just sometimes that's that's the way it works.

(22:14):
Most of the time. I believe that. So this is
just a little little storm we're in.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, you know who else thought they were in a
little storm.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
The guys Fitzgerald.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
And I know that was coming, and you know what,
so they thought it, but they didn't make it. Now,
I'm not saying that the Lions will suffer the same
fate as those members and the captain of the Edmund Fitzgerald,
But I'm just gonna say they thought they were going
to make it through that storm too. I know it
seems like there's a little bit of fear in Dan's boys,

(22:48):
a little bit tend a little a little bit of
fear like he's he's trying to reassure himself.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
That is just a little storm. You know.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Again, I stress this. These gentlemen here thought it was
just a we're gonna make it. We're gonna get there.
We're gonna get to Detroit. Don't worry, We're gonna get there.
They didn't get to Detroit. I didn't close. I mean
not even close. So again, I'm not saying the Lions
will suffer the same fate as these gentlemen. But the

(23:16):
gales of November have turned pretty, they've turned experience.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
So metaphorically about football, skies of November turn bloomy.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Are the skies of November turning gloomy.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
They are.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
They are the public snow coming this weekend.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
It's terri empty that good shipping Jews bone to be chewed.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
When the Girls of November early, the gales of November
if they come early, which maybe that Vikings game was
the Gales of November coming early. So I'm just saying, WHOA,
you better figure it out, Dan.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Other stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
So the Baseball Hall of Fame Contemporary ballot was put out.
So there are eight dudes on this list, Barry Bonds,
Roger Clemens, who should both be in the Hall of Fame.
I don't care how much or how many times they
injected themselves with steroids. Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, arguably
the best hitter and the best pitcher in the history
of baseball, not being in the Hall of Fame as stupid.

(24:16):
Carlos Delgado, Jeff Kent, Don Maddingly, Dale Murphy, Gary Sheffield,
Fernando Alanzuela. A lot of people here locally are upset
about the omission of Lou Whittaker. And by a lot
of people, I mean Tony Travado, who blows up my
phone non stops, non stop. So Tony Travado is like
our big programming boss here, so he's like Keith Casey's boss,

(24:40):
and Tony just non stop blowing up my phone about
Lou Whitaker, and I get it. I'm on your side, Tony.
Here's the thing. If Alan Trammel is a Hall of
Famer and Alan Trammel is basically.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
The same baseball player.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
As Lou Whittaker, then why is Lou Whittaker not in
the Hall of Fame? If you look at their numbers,
and that's what you based this on, numbers, they're basically
the same dude. So so if Alan Trammel's in, why
is Lou Whittaker not in? That would be my argument.
My initial thought is that neither one of them are

(25:15):
Hall of Famers. That's my initial thought. Maybe that's fair,
that's unfair. That would be if there's a gun to
your head and you say, are either one of these
guys hall of Famers? I'd say, well, probably not, being
that it took them twenty something years to put in
Alan Trammel and they still haven't put in Lou Whitaker,
who retired thirty years ago, so they're probably not. But
if Alan Trammell is now magically a Hall of Famer

(25:36):
according to these people, which I think he was in
seventeen or eighteen. Then so is Lou Whittaker. They're both
very very good players. It's not insulting to say that, Hey,
maybe they're not Hall of Famers, they're the Hall of
very very good. But once you've put in Alan Trammel
and he and Lou Whittaker basically the same dude, then
Lou Whittaker should be in the Hall of Fame as well.

(25:57):
And he's not even on this ballot, which is preposterous.
Now it's Clement and Bonds not in there because of
those steroids. They would have been in years ago, years ago,
but they're having it held against them because of the
steroids thing, which is stupid. I agree the whole era
of people did steroids. Harold Baines, I think it was
Harold bains Was it Harold Baines? They used to slide
into basis head first because he had cocaine in his

(26:18):
back pockets. So we don't punish dudes for doing blow
during baseball games, and we don't punish dudes for taking
amphetamines during baseball games, which was a huge part of
baseball in the seventies, amphetamines were a gigantic part of
the game.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Greenies uppers.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I mean, they would just hand them out like candy
in these clubhouses. In the eighties it was cocaine, but
in the nineties it was steroids. And all steroids is
the one group of people we just totally punished, even
though you all turned a blind eye to it when
it was obvious that McGuire and Sosa and all these
other dudes were all yoked up on Lloyds. Oh but
y'all enjoyed it. Y'all watched the home run race. But
now you guys want to just miss it and be like, oh,

(26:55):
that never happened.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
No, screw you.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Those guys are all Hall of famers. Maguire, Sosa, Bonds,
Clemens are all Hall of famers, and these guys who
don't put them in are schmucks. But anyway, I didn't
realize one of our bosses was so all the time.
Tony Travado is a baseball nerd. That's all He talks
with me about. What We talk about old baseball all
the time. And the only conversation I've had with him

(27:18):
about baseball was a couple of years ago before I
worked for the company. Yeah, there was like a big
rally at one of the Tigers games, and he says
down next to me, he's like, what would be your
baseball walk up song?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
And of course Boys from Hell by Pantera would be
the song. I was ready. I was ready with an answer.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
He asks a lot of like spectrum type questions out
of nowhere, like you'll just be sitting there with him,
and then like he's not listening to anything you say,
and then he'll randomly say something that's like a non
sequitur that's just in his mind. But anyway, he's big
on Lou Whitaker, and I'm with you. If Alan Trammel's
in the Hall of Fame, then Low Whitaker should be
in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
So do it.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
But that's obviously not on the verge of happening any
time soon. Also, the pissed and beat the Grizzlies last night.
That is sports, and that is the heavy breathing of
Brett Michaels. He signed he sighed over the fact that
Lou Whitaker is not in the Hall of Fame. When
he heard that, that's exactly what happened there. He sighed the
same side, An Tony is, that's the very similar.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Every rose has its thorn.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Roy.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Oh, they're coming.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Weimo, I believe is what it's is called. Let's listen
to this news story. This is from ABC here.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Locally new at five.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Driverless cars in the d about to become a reality.
Weimo is bringing its fully autonomous ride hailing service to Detroit.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Pretty futuristic.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
The company has already been testing cars in Michigan winters,
including in the up. This week, it will start getting
its cars familiarized with Detroit's historic streets, but they're not
quite ready for passengers just yet.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Seven is Detroit reporter Evan Sirie is seeing what Detroiters
think about self driving cars in the auto capital of
the world.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Evan, I feel like there's gonna be a lot of
people having not heard any of this. I feel like
there's gonna be a lot of people who are like, Nah,
I'm good, I don't need to get a self driving car.
How do you feel about a self driving car, James,
I don't think we're there yet. I wouldn't want to
do that. I don't know that I want to sit
in it. I mean, if I'm scraying it again, that's
my only option. Okay, But here's the other option is
you've got some Jimo who you don't know at all.

(29:17):
We don't know who these people are picking us up
in an uber, but we're so willing to just jump
in their car. We're like, all right, Steve, I'm glad
to ride with you. I know nothing about you except
you have a Toyota Corolla. That's all I know about Steve.
He might be picking me up to slice my head off,
that's true, but you know what, at least there's a Steve.
But the thing is, you know who's not gonna chop
my head off?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
The car? No, but it could have just plumbing off
a cliff.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
It could or it could like transform into something that
will chop my head off. I don't know. Like what
if you're in that bad boy then the door start
auto locking and you can't get out. You're like banging
on the damn window and like they've programmed it to
kill you. It's like a murdered car. It sounds like
a It's like Christine, it's like a what's it saw?
It's just like into saw scenario.

Speaker 9 (30:02):
Excited to launch our service in Detroit, especially with the
history in Detroit.

Speaker 10 (30:08):
It's time to add another chapter in Detroit's rich automobile history,
a chapter perhaps even Henry Ford would think of would think,
would think what would think of as total fiction?

Speaker 4 (30:20):
But ah, sorry, I cut you off.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
So I mean, yeah, like I look, I'm aware, Like
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
The whole story of Henry Ford.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Was Henry Ford like some big proponent of like flying
cars or something. I don't know, but he's like, even
Henry Ford would think of this as fiction. Well, most
people would, because if you asked somebody twenty years ago
if cars are going to drive themselves, most people would
be like, no, that's dumb. So most people would think
that's fiction. I still think it's fiction. Right now, there
you go.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Performance and humans is really what we're after.

Speaker 10 (30:49):
Beginning this week, Jake Tretder, who was a technical program
manager for WAIMO, says, Detroit, we'll see driverless cars cruising
around Detroit.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Yeah, we're really laying the foundation to offer a service,
hopefully next year, tour to the public. And so what
we do first is we map the city, We map
all the roads.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Weimo, the autonomous driving tech company, launched in two thousand
and nine before dipping into Metro Detroit, building an engineering
facility in Nova in twenty sixteen.

Speaker 9 (31:17):
We've been driving in and around the city for a
number of years as we've tested out our technology, but.

Speaker 10 (31:22):
Now the public can get an even closer look and
fee Monday, WEIMO announcing Detroit is one of three new
US cities that will see a robo taxi service, possibly
as soon as next year.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, I don't think I want to get in one
of these things. I'm somewhat intrigued, but I guess on
the other hand, I don't trust actual drivers, not just
people that drive you in one of these cars, but
the people that are on the roads. The number of
people that are like sixteen year old girls texting and
driving and messing around with their phones. I've seen people
reading the newspaper while driving. I've seen people shaving while driving.

(31:55):
I've seen people changing their pants while the Newspaperone's oppressive,
but I don't even know what you find it these days.
In my car, I've done all these things. I'm not
a good person.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
So over time we will expand the number of vehicles
in the fleet to you know, hundreds of vehicles, but
we start very small.

Speaker 10 (32:09):
And here in Corktown, some are on board with those.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
I feel like in Corktown you have a good chance
of hearing from people who will be like, yeah, I
can't wait, because Corktown seems like kind of a hipstery
area I think. I mean, it really just depends on
who you talk to. I think I feel like white
hipster people will be totally into this. So like white
hipster fern Daily types, you know, the one you know hipsters,

(32:33):
they'll probably be all about this kind of progress. And
then you're gonna talk to some old school people to
be like, well, no, that ain't gonna happen.

Speaker 10 (32:40):
Self driving vehicles hitting these Detroit streets while others are.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Not to have the selves rid of car No, No,
absolutely not Detroit. Kareema regulars, Kareema regular here. She does
not sound she does not sound like someone who wants
to be messing around with no trifling ass, somebody who
has a very healthy bowels.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (33:01):
She was in an intense crash two years ago in
a traditional vehicle.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
The accident I was in was very severe.

Speaker 7 (33:07):
So just imagine if it was nobody behind that wheel.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
What comes to mind when you see you Well, hold on,
But here's the thing, Here's what I would I would
go jewels in pulp fiction that I would say, well,
allow me to retort. I would say, well, that was
a person driving that vehicle. Maybe the robot wouldn't have
gotten into that accident because the robot is smarter than
the jimoke.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
You know Steve driving your.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Uber, who was you know, reading the newspaper while he's
shaving and driving.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
And taking off his pants and putting on different pants.

Speaker 10 (33:35):
So yeah, the future I showed Jeremy Donahey Horrington of
video of Waymo cars in action.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
You want to get in the car.

Speaker 9 (33:41):
You want to have a conference call while you're being
driven somewhere.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
It's pretty cool during this initial fake you.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Do you want to have a conference call?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
You're in the car.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
That's cool? Man like you?

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Is this guy taking a lot of conference calls in
the car typically nowadays a conference call you.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
Got to be at a desk with a computer. You
can see your face.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
And this guy had like a three name name is
like some sort of big time executive. Let's see can.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
You see this the future?

Speaker 10 (34:10):
I showed Jeremy Donahey Horrington of video of Waymo car
is in action.

Speaker 9 (34:14):
You want to get in the car, you want to
have a conference call while you're being driven.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I wish this guy would have had the balls to
ask him, like, Hey, so what how many conference calls
are you normally? How many conference calls while you're working
at Starbucks? Are you actually one the meeting?

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 10 (34:32):
During this initial phase where Waymo cars get familiar with
Detroit roads, Trader says they'll be supervised. A human will
be in the driver's seat, observing and making sure things
run smooth.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Well, then you're not a full on robot car yet, then,
are you.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:47):
No, I want that robot to go right out there
on a maiden voyage and do it in wild weather
conditions are clear. Now, I asked Treder what it will
look like when snow and ice in the city.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
That's what my nice question is gonna be. They're gonna
handle the snow and stuff.

Speaker 9 (35:01):
All of our sensors are kind of like mini car windshields, right,
We've got heaters, we've got wipers, we've got cleaning fluid
that sprays on them. So we're cleaning the snow and
ice off the sensors. We're cleaning all the salt and
road grime off the sensors.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Reporting from Corktown Evan News Detroit.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
Look, I think it's cool, but I'm a wait a
little while. I let y'all do it first. You didn't
tell me how it goes.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
You need to really get over for the Q line.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
I like, hell, old girl here gets all sassy when
she starts talking about the robot cars. Ah, that is
not gonna happen, No, ma'am.

Speaker 7 (35:30):
Right now, Well that'll be programmed.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
In, right, we'll be part of it. Perhaps, All right,
we'll see all that. Let's talk about this.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
You know what, who else thought they had everything covered
in then clement weather and thought they could handle it. Oh,
I'm gonna tell you.

Speaker 11 (35:45):
Now, imagine if it was an aunonymous autonomous Yeah, but
would you rather have had the captain of the Edmund
Fitzgerald captaining the ship or a robot?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
What would you prefer? These are the questions they've done better.
They may have, you know, it wouldn't need to human
sight to see where it's going.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
It could just use GPS well, or the.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Robot might have said, hey, don't go out in this weather.
It'll refuse to move to robots like this is stupid
conditions are not favorable and they say, nope, we're stopping
the ship. We're all getting off. So will you be
willing to get into one of these robot cars? James?
Would you try it? I mean, eventually I probably will,

(36:31):
but not right now. Like right now, I'm trying to
think of ways that we can mess with these robot
cars on the streets, Like how can we really do
in someone's day?

Speaker 4 (36:41):
It's a good question.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven
eight seven seven nine eight eight one six seven. That
is the number.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
If you want to get involved on robot cars.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
You can also text text the word Josh in your
message to five one eight eight one legit question, how
would you feel about getting in one of these robot cars?
Just want to they're automated vehicles, you're driverless vehicles, But
robot car sounds more fun. But it also sounds like
there's a chance they could turn.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
On you if they're a robot car.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, like your scenario with the doors lock and it's
just the death chamber. See now it's in my head
and I can't stop thinking about it, so we have to.
I'll see, you're gonna happen when the cars, you can
start examining the vents. But I also just I enjoy
that these people are so willing to trust random jimokes
but not technology. They're like, well, let me tell you something.
I'm Mott Mood over here. He's driving my car and

(37:29):
I totally trust him. Steve, I trust him, Keith, I
trust him. But oh no, we can't trust robots. I
think that's dumb because people are horrible drivers. That's like
when you talk with people who are afraid to be
on airplanes. They're like, I'm not gonna get on an airplane.
Are you on a car every day? Yeah, well you're
far more likely to die there than you are on
an airplane. Maybe you're far more likely to die with

(37:53):
you Sarah driving you around town than this robot car.
But it feels safer. It still feels safer than the flying. Yeah,
I get it, but that doesn't mean it is safer.
That's true, all right, So if you want to get
in eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven,
you can also text the word Josh and your message
to five one eight eight one one. Gentleman got super

(38:13):
rich due to a payroll glitch. And we have an
update on those monkeys that were escaped in Mississippi. The
story actually takes kind of a wacky turn.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Her COVID monkeys.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Yes, well, the it turns out they were not herpes
or COVID mons. They were just monkeys, as it turns out,
So it kind of makes it weirder, but we'll get
into that.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
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Speaker 2 (38:32):
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Speaker 12 (38:38):
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Speaker 2 (38:44):
Six point seven Detroit's Wheels, No Sleep Tail Brooklyn Josh
Innis Show. It's Josh and James this morning. Hello. We'll
have your chance to get into the Toolbox Party at
eight twenty five, so be listening.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Then we know that's what you're really here for.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
So I appreciate you if you decide to listen to
us and don't want to go to the Toolbox Party.
But I know that the majority of you who are
here here for the Toolbox Party. Everybody wants to go
to the Toolbox Party. So look, I can accept that.
I'm okay with that. I've come to the conclusion that
that's just what we're here for I fear what happens
when there's no more toolbox party. Oh, I fear. But
we'll get out to that another day next week. So

(39:22):
here's a story for you. So those escaped monkeys down
in Mississippi that were thought to be diseased and have
like COVID and everything, it turns out, actually, as far
as we know now, this according to the Jasper Sheriff's office.
They said the monkeys were carrying diseases, including herpie, citing
information from the overturned truck's occupants. But Tulane said in

(39:44):
a statement later that the monkeys have not been exposed
to any infectious agents. Oh so, so there you go.
So apparently these monkeys were not diseased, but they are monkeys,
so you never know what they have. That's that's probably
what they said about that e bowl of virus. An
outbreak outbreak has caused an irrational fear of the Ebola virus.

(40:05):
For me, in science class, like in seventh grade or something,
they had us watching this outbreak, and now I'm petrified
of the Ebola virus and I'm constantly looking for anti serums.
I use the term anti serum all the time. Where's
the anti cyrum. You walk into CVS. I'm looking for
the ebola anti serum. Do we have the anti serrum?
Oh no, she got pricked in the finger with the needle.

(40:26):
Now she's gonna have the ebola virus. So you need
a prescription for that anti serum. Well, anyway, here's a
follow up to the monkeys who don't have the covids. Apparently.
Jessica Bond Ferguson, who lives near Heidelberg, Mississippi, says her
sixteen year old son spotted one of these monkeys in
their yard early on Sunday, and she did what any
mother would do to protect her children. She grabbed her

(40:49):
phone and a gun, stepped outside, saw the animal about
sixty feet away, grabbed the gun. Of course, she thought
that the you know, these monkeys could be carrying diseases,
so she shot the monkey. She did what is she says, quote,
I did what any mother would do to protect her children.
See if she handed it at the phone say record

(41:09):
this video, then I'm going to shoot this monkey. The
Jasper County Sheriff's office said the wildlife officials took possession
of the animal. The monkey was one of the three
that escaped after a truck overturned on Interstate fifty nine.
Most of the twenty one monkeys on board were killed
in the crash. They were being transported for biomedical research,
so she thought there was a chance they might be diseased,

(41:30):
and who knows, so she shot them.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Maybe they were monkey.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Maybe the monkeys were on their way to be injected
with these diseases, and that's why everybody assumed that they
were That could have been. So imagine you're like the
three monkeys that survived the crash or in this truck.
There's all these dead monkeys around you. You know, you
basically are You're like the fugitive. You're like Harrison for
the Future. All these thus people are dead on the
bus and there you are. You're just like this escaped monkey,

(41:55):
and you're like, what do we do? So you just
hit take it to the streets and try to figure
it out. Woman is like Tommy Lee Jones. She's just
doing her job as a mother gerard.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Just who that is? Deputy.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
The Monkey's like, I didn't kill my wife, and she's like,
I don't care monkeys like I don't have COVID, I
don't care.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
I don't have herpes. It's like the end of Jaws.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
She's like, smile, Well, we didn't do anything to deserve that.
Although monkeys are pretty frightening. See, monkeys are one of
these critters that you see them in movies and they're
always being portrayed as nicee like all like that.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
It's like Monkey Trouble, or.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
There's a or those checks in Dunstan checks in, or
like the Curious George. While he's a little bit curious,
he's fine, he's harmless. But in reality, monkeys will eat
your face. Yeah, if he gets curious enough, he's gonna
rip that nose right off and eat it like a snack. Correct.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
And that's why our lady was right to you. She
was right.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Like if I were in that situation too, I think
i'd shoot the monkey if I had a gun, which
I don't at the moment. But this teacher, I think
you need to carry a weapon. I think at your
home you need to have at least one gun to
ward off intruders or monkeys. My escape monkey gun bag,
go get my escape monkey gone the quick. I don't
know the coat. She's like, no, it's my birthday, No,

(43:17):
all four days of the year. He's escaping.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
I've got to shoot him.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
He's disease. Every father would do to save his sons.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Damn you, Oh it's just a squirrel.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
I shot him six times, and then afterwards the monkey
disappears after they shoot him. He's like doctor Sam loomis
just running around this small town in Mississippi.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
He's not heaven.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
He's not heaven. Shot him six times.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Escape.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Just the fact that like break in case of monkey invasion.
Pal okay, I'm prepared for this moment. Finally, guys, this
is not a drill. This is a code red. Guys,
this is a code red. The monkeys are escaped. Josh,
that happened in Mississippi, though, Stave. Imagine what the kid

(44:15):
felt though, w oh my gosh. The kid's like, Mom,
there's the monkeys. She's like, oh, I'm gonna get that
son of a bitch. And he's like, well, Mom, maybe
we can keep it a mom. No, no, Mom's like
trying to hold the rifle, like, no, Mom, I'm not
gonna let you do it. I want to keep him
and raise him his own. She's like, no, he's a disease,
you know, he's not. He's a monster. He's a disease.

(44:35):
Little son of a bitch, no dead monkey.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
So anyway, so that I think all the monkeys are dead.
They're all gone. They're all gone. It's unfortunate. That's bad
news for the monkeys.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, probably pissed. What's all they've done is pissed off
the other monkeys of the world now because they hear
about this, and now the monkeys are gonna take them.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
That's how we get Planet of the Ape.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
That's exactly how we get Planet of the Ape. So
I hope you're happy, Mississippi Mo ruining it for everybody.
I'm glad you guys are hanging out with us today.
Here's Allison Shames on Detroit's wheels, well at six point
seven Detroit's Wheels, white stripes. I'm Josh, She's James Josh
Innis show. Hello, ac DC touring again. They're gonna hit

(45:19):
up North America. We already had the show here, but
I'm gonna have to make a road trip. I've never
seen ACDC, so at this point I'm gonna have to
make a road trip. I just have to side to
decide where I'm gonna go. You have better see him
quick because they're gonna be in Charlotte. I don't think
we're gonna go to Charlotte. Columbus is possible. That's a
drivable one. So maybe Columbus, Madison, Wisconsin. I guess it's

(45:39):
sort of doable. San Antonio, no Denver, no Vegas. I'd
love to, but no San fran No Edmonton. And we
can go to Edmonton and go see ac DC, or
Vancouver and go see a that's way it is, I know.
But they may have never been to Vancouver, so who knows. Atlanta, Houston,
basically all these places I used to live or now

(46:00):
getting the show in the place I live now.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I missed it when it was here, Orton, Notre Dames,
and that's destined to see him.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Oh, I'm going to see him, and we'll go to
Notre Dame, Saint Louis, Montreal, Toronto. There we go go
to Toronto, that's not too far, and we'll go see
ac DC in Toronto, New Jersey or Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Maybe Columbus is the play.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
I'll see him early in the tour, before you know,
somebody gets sick or you know, they do old man stuff,
or someone dies, or he gets injured, someone falls. I
don't know, but maybe Columbus on July fifteenth. Maybe that'll
be the play because that's one of those bands I
haven't seen, but I feel I need to and I
just want to. Like I think Guns n' Roses is
going to tour next year, that's the rumor. I mean,

(46:41):
Slash just said that they're going to tour, just nothing's
been announced. So i'd like to see gn R because
I haven't seen them. I'd like to see the Stones
and they're no doubt going to tour again because Mick
is eighty going on twenty seven, So this dudeos tour forever.
I mean, that's what happens when you keep plowing like
thirty year old women when you're eighty, you just stay young.

Speaker 4 (46:59):
For I want to keep that in mind. You should.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
But so yeah, those are bands that I want to see,
and I have had chances that it just hasn't worked out,
but I feel like those are bands I need to see.
Even though G and R may not sound good, I'm
gonna guess they don't. I still want to go see them.
So G and R when they tour again, Stones when
they tour again, and ac DC. Those are bands I
want to a couple of those you need to see
because I think father time is ticking on them. Oh s,

(47:25):
I think you are correct sir so and misstep on
a step away from them. No more ACDC. All right,
So we have sports coming up here in a few minutes.
You'll hear from Dan Campbell. Also, we're just days away
from w n i C flipping to all Christmas. It's
almost that time of the year, just a couple of days,
I think Thursdays when they usually keep it a big

(47:46):
secret too.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
Yeah, but they I think they've put that out there now. Yeah,
there doing it publicly.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Yeah, I've heard it on the radio station and every
our radio station ever. So let's talk about crappy Christmas
songs as well. It's the Joshnis Show.

Speaker 8 (47:57):
Stay there, jos one of six WLLZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
All right, that was Metallica. I will see you tomorrow. No,
I kid Josh and the show. What's going on? It's
Josh and James this morning. Hello, So wni C is
gonna flip to Christmas music on Thursday. I believe it's
the big day when they make the switch.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Are you a fan of Christmas music?

Speaker 5 (48:21):
No?

Speaker 4 (48:21):
No, I mean I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
With Christmas music like the week leading up the Christmas
all right, but anytime before that? To me, I don't
want to hear it. That's your jam that you enjoyed
this one?

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
What is it about this one that just by many
people widely considered to be like one of the worst.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Oh, I know, I know people hate it. I love it?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Do you think is it?

Speaker 4 (48:42):
No? Oh? Maybe they do? But I mean, do you
spike like it? Do you like it because they hate it?

Speaker 12 (48:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:47):
I like it simply because I'm having a wonderful Christmas time.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
But no, did this eligen that?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
I feel like I remember the song being on my
grandma's house for some reason. I think I remember a
music video with Paul McCartney like pointing at a bunch
of different people, and there's something about it that.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Makes me feel good.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I like my Christmas songs to be borderline depressing and
tear inducing for whatever reason. Christmas for me is like
a oh someone just got broken up with holiday for
whatever reason. So like, one of my favorite Christmas songs
is hard Candy Christmas by Dolly Parton. This right here, now,

(49:27):
this is up my alley, depressing, sad, not with your
loved one anymore Dolly stuff like true blue, real good
groasing Dolly music, which she is very good at making
hard candy Christmas. Boy, Hey, maybe by this good stuff.

(49:48):
I'll let you listen to it.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
For a second.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Maybe maybe maybe I'm so good.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Imagine you're in your car, you're listen into this, tears
are flowing. For whatever reason, someone broke up with you.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Maybe you're a Christmas very fun Christmas this year. Yeah,
Christmas isn't supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be
depressing Dolly music series.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Maybe getro.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
But me, I'll be just and dandy.

Speaker 13 (50:26):
Lord, it's like a hard candy Christmas.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
That's good stuff. Now, that doesn't mean I only like
depressing Christmas. That's actually I kind of do so. Another
I also like the Carpenters. What was that Carpenter's christ
The love song by the Carpenters. Oh, it's a It's
another depressing, nass Christmas song. I'll think about it in
a second. But then there's also ones like I like,

(50:52):
I like do they Know It's Christmas? Another song that
everybody says is like top two, top three worst Christmas
song ever. I love it? What I and I think
I might spite hate. I think I like it out
of spite. I think I don't know it's Christmas time.
It's a good jam. The hell is that Carpenter song
where it's like, Merry Christmas, Darling. I'm gonna says a

(51:14):
merry Christmas darling. It is a great song, sort of
like how you feel about simply having a wonderful Christmas time?
That's how I feel about. Do they know it's Christmas?

Speaker 12 (51:26):
Like?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
It takes me back to like in the car, it's
around Christmas time, it's by Christmas Eve, and the song
is always on like it's it makes me happy, it
makes me happy Christmas.

Speaker 13 (51:39):
But say a prayer, pray for the other one.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
I think I've never heard this before, You've never heard
of this version? No, Harry, listen, there's.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
No way you need to come on.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
I mean, of course you've heard this. No.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I'm trying to wait till they get to the corner.
It's coming.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
I's gotta go sift through some of this. It's coming though.
It comes after the really kind of heartless line of
tonight Thank God it's them instead of you, which is
inadvertently heartless. Here it comes well tonight. Thank God it's

(52:23):
them instead of you.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
Well, there won't be snow in.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Africa this Christmas time. Okay, this is the song that's
all the celebrities singing. Yes, not nearly as big as
the celebrities who were in Uh we Are the World. Okay,
this was like boy George and Bono and maybe Paul

(52:53):
Young like I think this one was a much lower
the guys from Duran Duran. It was like a notch bull.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Oh, George and Michael on the song May Yes he was.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
He was the just say a prayer? That was Okay,
that was him, so George Michael is. So there were stars,
but just not nearly as many or as large as
like We Are the World.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
This is Christmas. We are the World? You got anything?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
We got by burl Ives over there. No, I have
no burl Ives. Wait, we don't get into burl lives.
Birl Lives is the bomb. But I'll tell you what
I have. I did not know this Christmas. I do
not have holly jolly Christmas. But I'll tell you what
I have. And I did not know this existed. But
I looked at a list of the worst Christmas songs
ever and like Thatt's on there and all these other songs.

(53:39):
There's a song by Tiny Tim, he who sang Tiptoe
through the Tulips. He has a song that's called Santa
Claus has got the Aids this year. Come on, I've
never heard of this song, and I've never heard of it.
It's from the early eighties. I think it's from nineteen
eighty and it's called Santa Claus has Got the Aids

(54:01):
this year.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
I'm looking so we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
I'm gonna play it here in a second, because I've
never heard this. So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna play Weezer for you. First, I'm gonna cleanse your
palette with some Weezer, and then I'm gonna play Tiny
Tim with this little yukulele singing a song called Santa
Claus Has Old the Aids. You don't have Burl Lives
over there, but you have Tiny Tims. Santa has aids. Okay,
I have Burl Lives, Okay. I don't want to play books, Okay,

(54:27):
I have everything over here.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
I am the puppet master. I pulled a string. You say,
I want to hear Burl Lives. I could play Burl Lives.
I don't want to play Burrol Lives. Well, I have
to be honest. The tiny tim Santa Has Aids is
gonna be the better choice. It's cause Santa Claus has
got the aids. Of the aids, it's not called Santa
has aids. That's more that's aggressive. Santa Claus has got
the aids this year kind of makes.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
It almost jolly.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
So we will play that after we play Buddy Holly
Walla six point seven Detroit's Wheels Weezer. That is Buddy
Holly talking about Christmas songs. WNIC is going to flip
over to Christmas on Thursday, So we're talking about crappy
Christmas songs, good Christmas songs, songs that maybe aren't Christmas songs.
But you could make an argument like the Wreck of
the Edmund Fitzgerald. I could make an argument it's a

(55:15):
Christmas song, but I won't today, But I mean I could,
and I would try on a different day, but I'm
not going to do that. This is not an Edmund
Fitzgerald day today, So stop, Gordon Lightfoot.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Yeah, back off.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
We have more important things to do, like getting to
a song called Santa Claus has Got the Aids, which
is a song I have never heard of. I was
looking at a list of the worst Christmas songs, and
Santa Claus has Got the aids. It's actually somehow number
number eight on this list. Well, so seven songs worth
the seven songs worth? This is from Esquire. So the

(55:47):
killers at number seven with Don't Shoot Me Santa number six,
do they know it's Christmas number five? Justin Bieber Missletoe
number four, pussy Cat Doll.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Santa Baby Boy.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
I bet the pussy Cat Doll I was doing Santa
Baby would make me feel really warm inside.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
I would feel very warm just thinking about it. So
we'll play that later.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus by the Jackson five,
Lady Gaga Christmas Tree, which is apparently about her vagina,
and Paul McCartney and Wing's Wonderful Christmas Time is the
worst according to those lis Lord, somehow there are seven
songs worse than Tiny Tim Santa Claus has Got the aids.
So this was recorded in nineteen eighty and he's got

(56:30):
his ukulele out, And here is Tiny Tim singing Santa
Claus has Got the Aids.

Speaker 6 (56:39):
Oh, this is Santa Claus saying, I won't be around
this year.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
I'm a bit sick.

Speaker 6 (56:46):
Santa Claus has got the aids this year. Oh my god,
and he won't be around to spread his Christmas cheer.
Probably good Lorrain deer all look blue.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
They know what he's going through.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
Sand the Claus has got the aids of this year.
He won't be yelling now, but he'll be screaming out no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
No, oh kill. How did Santa contract this disease? Was
he with someone who wasn't clean? Or was it via needles?
We have to know the details. Maybe Missus Claus wasn't clean,
maybe somebody who was. Maybe Missus Claus was with a
partner that Santa didn't know about, maybe like the heat misers,

(57:43):
or maybe that backdoor Santa raw dogging.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
He's a lying sickond Ben call the doctor there instead.
Sand the Clause has got the aids of this year.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I also like how in nineteen eighty they had no
true concept of what the the AIDS was. Is, if
the AIDS was just like a common cold. They're like, well,
the doctor came over and then they gave him some
They put some vic sab on his chest and some
vapor rub and they're gonna hope he gets through this thing.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
Do you think they canna be playing the song? And
then I.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
See maybe that's the one they're gonna kick off the
whole I think they should. Well, we're gonna tell you
all about Jay's juniors, but first here Santa Claus has
got the AIDS On wn C.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
Each season he is full of button film. But now
the AIDS have got the best of him.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
The AIDS. I believe this is a song, Tiny Tim.
I can't believe I've gone this long in my life.
From that here is the fact that I didn't know
this existed. This feels like something you would have seen
like on E Bomb's World or something like and then
like you reference it, you know, twenty five years later,
Like remember when you were a kid on E Bomb's
World and you saw that, Tiny Tim, Santa Claus has
got the AIDS video.

Speaker 6 (58:57):
The nurses all lookset cause Santa's got it man, Santa
Claus has got the aids of this year.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Clause, I won't be dear this year. I'm sicking bedwick
the aids.

Speaker 6 (59:14):
Oh, but I'll be back next year.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
And a door will kill me.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Again, they didn't know a lot about the AIDS in
nineteen eighty.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
They didn't understand that.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
You know, it wasn't all that now now with all
the technology and stuff. If Santa Claus had contracted the
AIDS or HIV now, then I think Santa would be okay.
But nineteen eighty is probably in bad shames. And find
out what he's been doing.

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Jingle bells upon his slave from everyone.

Speaker 6 (59:48):
He's got to stay away.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Well, also he doesn't have to stay away from anyone.
You don't just give people the AIDS by being round. Well,
they didn't know that back then. Again, they had very
I feel like with the lack of information that you
had here, tiny Tim, perhaps you shouldn't have gone knee
deep into a song about how Santa has AIDS when
you clearly didn't even know what the AIDS was. Anybody
wrote any songs about somebody getting COVID, uh, maybe I

(01:00:15):
believe that that was John Legend, John Let. Santa Claus
has got the code this year.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
He was too late.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Haven't that he'll soon be round again, But Santa Claus
has got the AIDS this year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
This was the original title for Dallas Buyer's Club.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Oh, I see you next year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
Jet I was supposed to play that Santa's who it is.

Speaker 6 (01:00:40):
Santa Claus has got the aids this year, and he
won't be round to spread this Christmas year.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
The rain deer roll.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Look, they know what is going through, but Santa Claus
has got the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Aid of concer. They don't know what the aides was.
I met those reined. You were like this lazy bastard.
Just get out of bed.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
I got toys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Deliver, fakeing it. Santa Santa. You're just calling your begging off.
Santa your jerky. Think of those children, they of them.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
They'll be no jingle bells upon your sleave.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
Solid sound effects though from old tiny tim from everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
He's got to stay away.

Speaker 6 (01:01:30):
Twelve months to wait, and then he'll soon be round again.
But Santa Claus has got the aids of this year.
I said, Santa Claus has got the age this year.
I said Santa Claus has got the aids to this speed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
I still think it's better than Bruce Springsteen's version of
Santa Claus is coming to town. I think so. If
you said, Josh, you can listen to one song for
the rest of your life, and only one and it's
between these two, I would think I would take Santa
Claus Has Got the Aids by Tiny Tim over Santa
Claus Is Coming to Too.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Let's really hate that song.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
I hate that song, and I don't like Bruce Springsteen,
but I really just dislike that particular song. I'll tell you,
the vibes you get from this song much different than
the vibes you get after watching the movie Philadelphia, but
also sort of similar. They're kind of equally as depressing.
Now we cleanse our palette and we take some phone

(01:02:34):
calls because we have to get somebody into the also
the lumber Jet, the Lumberjet Party. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna
show up. Cut some logs with that ass. So do
you want to go to the Toolbox Party. Well, the
good news is we can get you in.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Yes it is, sure is.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Yeah, we are samply having a wonderful Christmas time. All right,
So let's get somebody into the Toolbox Party.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
Only thing is they have to give us a review
of Santa Claus Has Got the Aids. Yeah, they have
to prove that they were actually listening to the station
and they didn't just call at twenty five to get in.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
What disease did Santa Han in that song?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Santa Claus has got the blanks this year?

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Let's see Detroit's wheels. Hello, Hello, Hey, who's this?

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:03:37):
Rick?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
What's going on, buddy? I'm just watching the grandkids. They
had the day off for election day. Oh really, they
give kids day off for election day?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah? You should just make you hav into a recess. Wow,
I'm like an election classroom.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
I didn't know that. So, Rick, we just played a
song about Santa Claus by Tiny Tim. What the disease
did Santa Claus have?

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
He had the list. Look at you, Rick, I'm glad
that you're paying attention. You have to understand sometimes I
want to reward people who are actually listening and not
people who just called because they know it's eight twenty
five and they want a prize. Now, Casey tells me, Josh,
you can't. You can't dismiss those people. No, I want
to reward people actually paying attention. So you, Rick, paid attention,
and you, sir, will be going to the Toolbox party.
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Oh that is cool. Yeah, we look forward to seeing
you there.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
Yeah, me too, looking forward to make sure you let
those grandkids know, hey, this is just a song. Sanna's
going to be around this year. They were okay, okay,
just but love them know all right, so we will
get your information. Just I don't want them hearing about
it on the playground.

Speaker 4 (01:04:38):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Now all of a sudden, our eight year old listeners are.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
Going to be telling all their friends on the playground
hear what Josh had isa. I wish it has it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
I really wish that some eight year old kid would
mean that we've got somebody, and I'll take that. I'll
take an eight year old kid because I used to
listen to all the smutty radio shows when I was
like ten eleven years old. Like I wonder, like I
always wonder, now do kids that were mine age when
I listened to like Opie and Anthony and those kind
of shows. Are those kids now listening to me and
thinking I'm cool? Or is it like a different world

(01:05:07):
where people like young kids don't think people like me
now are cool. I think it's a different world. I
think it is. Like I think that they're probably tuned
in and they want to hear somebody like give somebody
a new prosthetic leg or something like did you hear
that somebody got a you know, brand new whatever, like
someone got a new prosthetic leg for Christmas, and I'm
over here playing Santa Claus has got the aids. Yeah.
I don't even think they're listening to that. I think
they're just watching Mister Beast on YouTube probably so Plane Roadbox. Yeah,

(01:05:31):
the K Pop Demon Hunters. Oh yeah, that's a big
one too. Thanks for bringing me down today. As if
Tiny Tim didn't do that already, You've now You've really hurt.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Me now around this year. I'm a bit sick, a bit.
This is a bit.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Santa Claus has got the aids this year.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
It's funny too because he's Dony Tim sounds just like
Santa Claus. It's wild, all right. So anyway, Rick, you're
getting in. I'll get your infhone just a second, nine
to twenty five. I'll have another opportunity. This is the
Josh Dennis Show, Like.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
It or not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
This is the Joshennis Show, one of six point seven
WLLZ Detroit's Wheels, Well six point seven Detroit's Wheels Joshnnis Show.
It is Josh and James this morning. Hello, just reading
a story about how there's a gym that is going
to offer a Porsche wo a Porsche for someone to

(01:06:25):
lose one hundred pounds. So the first person to lose
one hundred pounds would win a Porsche. Would they still
be able to fit in the Porsche after they lose
that one hundred pounds? I would imagine they'd probably fit
in it better, right if they lost one hundred pounds.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Here's what I would do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
And I don't know how they would be able to
determine if you did this or not, Like, why wouldn't
you just go take some ozebic and then just go
to the gym every day and be like, oh boy,
I'm putting in worse.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
Oh you telling them how to cheat?

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
Yeah, I mean it's a pretty obvious answer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
This is in China offering a used like this, a
used twenty twenty Porsche. Oh it's not even a new
port if you lose one hundred pounds? Are there? Like,
are there Chinese people that need to lose one hundred pounds? There?

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
I mean, you rarely see morbidly obese Chinese people.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
True.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Now, granted I don't see a ton of Chinese people anyway,
But like, I like to me, there are certain.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Things that you don't see from Asian folks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Never see homeless Asian folks, Like unless you're in China,
I imagine you'd see them because that's who's in China
or Japan or wherever. But like in America, you rarely
see homeless Asian people, and you rarely see morbidly obese
Asian people. Yeah, I had one friend who was morbidly
obese who was Asian. Oh like when like like the
body mass index morbidly obese or like he was a

(01:07:39):
big six hundred pounds like legit, like fat.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
He was a big boy, not six hundred, but he was.
He was up there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Well, you know how it works with the body mass
index is like I'm considered morbidly obese, but so is
like lizo, and so is like the mean I am
to correct and so is. But the point being is
you're considered morbidly obese, and so is someone who has
to be airlifted from their home on TL.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Somehow we're on the same as scale.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
It doesn't make sense, but to enter, participants must pay
about fourteen hundred dollars, which covers three months of intensive trail.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Okay, screw you no thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
You have to pay fourteen hundred dollars to work out.
That's the catch. That's what they're gonna use to buy
the used Porsche. Yeah, you probably get to use porch
for cheaper than that. Probably, one expert said, losing almost
a pound per day is way too fast and will
cause muscle Okay, this is stupid. So this story is stupid, Like, hey,
you get to pay fourteen hundred dollars which covers three months,

(01:08:34):
just three months of intensive training, housing and meals. No,
that's I'm ripping this story up. This story is stupid. Wow,
housing and everything. Huh, So they pretty much want you
just live there. This is dumb. So here's another thing.
I'll get into this in a second. But there's a
teacher named Denise who's getting slammed on social media over

(01:08:56):
how she dresses every day.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Oh is that teacher with the type faux leather pants. Yeah,
let's watch that. I was watching that TikTok earlier today.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Well, now I need I didn't know there were videos
that I haven't seen yet, So I'm gonna need you
to show me these videos and we may need to
post these and we'll see. I just watched the one
video putting on her little her fake leather pants. Well,
she's a teacher. Tight is it her getting dressed? She's
not getting dressed. She has the outfit out. She's in
the classroom and she like walks up to the camera
and shows off her pants from Abercrombie. She's got a

(01:09:25):
sweatshirt from I don't know, some other name brand place.
Let me see I can find. I'm gonna go watch
this and then we'll talk about it. So, uh yeah, there,
how about that? Why is my music not playing? I
just hit the damn button?

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Hold on?

Speaker 13 (01:09:39):
Oh more technical issues. Hold on, we have to call
online support. So what's gonna happen? Is now I've hit
this button? There it is okay, everything's fine. Now had
a button that was jammed, but now everything's fine. Here's
Lincoln Park, Well six point seventy Troy's wheels. Josh had
a show Josh James this morning. So this teacher, where's

(01:10:04):
she based out of it?

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Does it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Say? I don't see anything in the story, but her
name is Denise. Since she's gone viral, she's getting slammed
on social media over how she dresses every day. So
is her TikTok just her showing off her outfits every day.
You know what, I didn't watch all of them. I
just watch the one with those fake leather pants, pleather
pants as it were. Her latest fashion show has drawn

(01:10:25):
a lot of criticism because she is wearing skin tight
black faux leather pants. Some critics blasted her for wearing
club pants at a school and for dressing to look
hot for kids, but not all the comments were negative.
Some people thought the outfit was harmless, and one pointed out,
kids don't care to them, You're just an old lady
in leather pants. Well, it depends on how old those
kids are. Yes, If those kids are five years old,

(01:10:48):
then those kids may not care. Now, the classroom in
that video looks like the classroom of like elementary aged kids.

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Yeah, first grade, maybe even kindergarten. Correct.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Now she were like in high school, middle school, I
would say those pants are not appropriate for that age.
But if I were in middle school or high school,
I'd say they were very appropriate. I'd be transferring into
her classroom. We never had teachers like that when I
was in school. There'd be like chicks that were somewhat hot,
like you had to really reach to find hot chicks
and have to squint and convince yourself that they were

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teacher hot. We had like one or two, like one
that was like legitimately pretty and a young girl who
had just graduated, so like she was hot. But other
than that, we didn't really have a lot, right if
we didn't have any attractive teachers in our school. That's
how teaching has changed, right, Like, oh, they used told
just be old hags, you know, that would be your teachers.
Now it's all these hot chicks, and that's why you
keep hearing stories about how they're out there plowing the

(01:11:40):
students because they're hot. Now, like you get like these
twenty two, twenty three year old chicks who don't feel
like they're that old because they were just in high
school five years ago. So and I like, if the
chick were twenty three and this dude, like if they
were a five year age difference and she's thirty and
he's twenty five, nobody would blink. But because he's in
high school, obviously it's an issue. So like you see
these chicks. I think that these chicks are getting into

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teaching and then they're just like still feeling really young
and they see like the hot football players. They weren't
getting that attention from the attractive popular kids when they're
in high school, but now they're getting it now as
the authority figure. Taylor Swift were a teacher, Yeah, like
she wouldn't get any attention in high school, so now
she's obsessed with this football player who gives her attention
like that type of deal. Let's play some of the audio.

(01:12:22):
This is the audio of the hot pleather pants teacher
on TikTok Happy.

Speaker 14 (01:12:26):
Tuesday Teacher out of the day. I love my outfit today.
I'm obsessed with these pants. They're Abercrombie. They're the pleather pants.
They just have the best fit. I've had them for
three years and I just always find myself reaching.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
I could also confirm that the pants do have a
very good fit.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
They are very form fitting for them.

Speaker 14 (01:12:45):
This is a cashmere sweater from off Sacks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I'm not sure if Ueshion tucking in Maybe tuck they
do want a critiquer sweatshirt because he's a sweater. It's
a sweat. The sweater looks like the sweater Billy Madison
has on when he does the dance on the stairs.
It's all ripped up at them for you. Yeah, yeah,
when he's seeing the penguin. Yeah, there ain't no reason
for no penguin to be just walking around in the.

Speaker 14 (01:13:09):
Front and my sainting and gold hair sinkers.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Have a good day. My other thing, though, is I'm
not bothered by what the chick is wearing, right, but
people are so obsessed with being on social media and
then the attention that comes from it that like, my
issue is that there's a teacher who's getting all dulled
up and making videos. It's not even an issue because
I'm turned on by it. But I'm an adult male.

(01:13:34):
I'm thirty nine years of age, so like, like, I'm
turned on by it. If you had kids, would you
want her instructing your your kids?

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
I think so? Is that you're opening for a parent
each conference.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
I'm like, hey, I'd like to talk with your teacher,
and then I want to talk with her again tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:13:50):
I got a real problem with your grades. We got
to I gotta talk to your teacher.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
So, Dad, I have all bees. Yeah, but you could
be better. You could be better. You just want to
be basic your whole damn life. So I find out
why this teacher is holding you back from your potential. Yeah,
so let's go and let's talk again. Let me know
what she is wearing those blither pants. But like, once
kids hit a certain age, though, it becomes awkward because
you know, like their dads are looking at these videos,
so then their kids are going to be talking to
their dads like, dad, don't be a weirdo and look

(01:14:13):
at these videos. I'm like, well, if she didn't want
me to look, then she shouldn't post.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
She shouldn't post.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Them, and she might not want people to look because
I think her account is gone. Oh well she probably
deleted it because so she caught a lot of hell
from people about that is what it came down to.
And look seems harmless, but it always does until you
hear about you know, the chick you know, hooking up
with a seventeen year old in school, you know. But again,
we don't judge women for that the same way we

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judge men. Like, can you imagine if a man were
in school doing these videos like, hey, I'm wearing pleother pants,
you'd be like, well, that guy's looking to he's going
to do creepy things. But this woman were just like, hey,
good for those kids, I'm a party on, dude, that's
pretty awesome. But she looks good. I get teachers have
gotten so much hotter. You ever see these real where

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they show you, like what the teachers, the gym teacher
looked like when you were in school versus what the
gym teacher looks like now. Yes, and they'll post a
picture of like rowdy roddy Piper or something like, this
is our gym teacher, and this is the female gym
teachers today, and it's like a smoking hot chick. That's
miss Piper right there. Yeah, this is miss Williams. Yeah,
and they look totally different now. They're a lot hotter
than they used to be. Man, all right, So anyway

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Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Let's see.

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(01:16:55):
I wish these teachers were giving it up like they
are now. When I was in school thanks in Michigan,
you probably weren't going to get any anyways. No, but
at least you can imagine you would. You do think
about that a lot, though, like with the knowledge that
you have now, like when you do like a body
switch movie, Like body switch movies I love because it's
the best concept for a movie ever. You switch bodies
with someone, or you go back in time. Like with

(01:17:18):
the knowledge that you have now, you could have gotten
laid for days in high school. With the knowledge you
have now. Obviously you didn't have that knowledge when you
were in high school because you were a putts in
high school and there was no chance. But with the
this sounds weird to say, but with the adult knowledge
you have now, you could have gotten laid in higher Dude,
I think back now, there's like at least three chicks

(01:17:38):
I know I could have boned.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
It might not have been the most attractive chicks.

Speaker 5 (01:17:41):
But you could have.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
But those options were there, and I was just too
busy playing GoldenEye to actually realize that, Oh I could,
I could touch it the ladies' private parts exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
And you knew how to act.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
See now, as an adult, it's very easy for you
to ignore and not care about, like be dismissive of
women's stuff. Back then, everything was such a big deal.
When you were in high school, everything was like a
huge deal, and you didn't know how to handle anything.
With the knowledge that you have as an adult and
knowing how to like manipulate the minds of people, now,
you could so own it. You could be cleaning up

(01:18:14):
in high school. If you could go back to high
school now, like a Peggy Sue Got Married scenario or
something where it's like you're back in high school and
you have all the knowledge. People think you're a high schooler,
but you got the brain of an adult. Again, it
sounds predatory, I'm totally aware of that, but I'm saying,
in this instance, you are in high school, but you
got the smarts. It's like you had the It's like
a Christmas story tell or Christmas Carol. So it's like

(01:18:36):
a Christmas Carol type of thing where you've gotten to
see the future. So imagine you were in high school.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
If the ghost of high school past.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
Correct and you're actually, let's put it this way, you
are in high school now, but you get to see
the ghost of high school future, and you get the
knowledge of what you need to be doing to get
laid in high school. And then you use that knowledge
when like the ghost brings you back to that time.
You're like, now I have the knowledge, and I know
what you're saying, Josh, your parents told you all this
when you were in high school. Why don't you listen

(01:19:04):
to them because they're not they're not being like extraterrestrials
or because because they're not the ghost to the high
school future or passed correct, they are not ghostly beans.
They're my dad. Of course you're not gonna listen to
your dad when you're sixteen, But imagine if you got
a visual of what life was gonna be like, Like,
imagine you got the opportunity to see what all of
these chicks in high school were gonna look like when

(01:19:24):
they were forty, and you can use that like in
your mind You're like, that's what they're gonna end up. Like,
I'll take advantage of this now because I know I
know what the future holds, so I have confidence. Now
you think you're special, Now guess what, ma'am you look?

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
You look dumb?

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
When you're forty. Yes, you look so dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
You look dumb when you're forty, And I know it's
I'm gonna use them with wrinkly face, dummy. That's the
kind of stuff you had to use to your advantage.
I wish we could. Do you think time travels possible?
I mean, who knows? This reminds me of one of
my favorite viral videos. It's a video of Britney Spears
and Kevin feeder Line and she's sitting in a kitchen

(01:20:05):
with Kevin Feederline and she's high on something and she's
filming her and at one point she goes, Kevin, have
you ever seen back to the future. It's like, yeah,
you think that's possible? What time travel?

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
She's saying it like Napoleon Dynamite too.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
I'll find the video and I'll play it for you.
It's a classic viral video. I'm sure someone out there
is seeing this, but that's exactly what it was. She
was like, do you think that's possible? Like the time travel?
It's like, I guess she goes she goes, yes, hunk Kevin.
Like when she was high on whatever she was high on,
she was super Louisiana when she was high in this video.

(01:20:45):
Now I'm gonna go look that up and I might
play it for you. How about that get you never
know what you're gonna get here, you're gonna get the
Santa Claus has the AIDS this year from Tiny tim
you get old.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Britney spears viral videos.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
She's topical because apparently she's deleted her Instagram, so shut
it down. I'm sure it'll come back. Oh yeah, but ready,
I'm ready for it to come back. Yeah, better, bigger
and badder and better than ever, or come back with
the OnlyFans. That's probably the next step.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
May can hope I can kiss fifty bucks a month? Comebye?

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Yeah all right, Rob Zombie, it's Dragula Detroit's Wheels, one
of six point seven d Troit's Wheels. Josh and his
show Josh and James This morning, Henter, We're about to
get you into the Toolbox party. Who but here is that?
Britney spears high audio of her talking about back to
the future. She's being filmed by Kevin Federline, who apparently

(01:21:36):
has a book that's coming out. Is that something about Brittany?
And he could write, Oh well, I don't know that
he did. He had to dictate stuff and somebody wrote
it down probably, But this is him filming her, like
in their kitchen and she's high on something, and this
is her random thoughts about back to the future.

Speaker 15 (01:21:54):
But what I'm trying to say is do you ever
feel like you some people I actually back to the future.

Speaker 12 (01:22:02):
Is that possible to Tom travel speed?

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Yes it is, Kevin, Okay, but not the Greenold.

Speaker 15 (01:22:11):
I think people can do that, and I think some
people are ahead of us.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Well, when she gets high, she becomes like very South Louisiana.
Is somebody who grew up there, I can tell you.
All of a sudden, she goes from kind of sounding
kind of cute and charming in her Southern accent to like, hey,
I think some people are ahead of us, Kevin. What
I'm trying to say is, do you ever all of
a sudden she becomes like the Mama June and money
boo boo.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
I want to go time travel speed.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Kevin, Kevin, Come travel speed, Kevin.

Speaker 15 (01:22:40):
Some people? Have you ever seen back to the future?

Speaker 12 (01:22:44):
Is that possible to Tom travel speed?

Speaker 15 (01:22:49):
Yes, it is Ken, not Greeno. I think people can
do that, and I think some people are ahead of us.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
Some people are ahead of us. Also, She's right, somebody
out there can time travel, probably aliens. Yeah, but because
I mean, you can't prove that some people aren't ahead
of us. You don't know, deal with it. It might
not be in the same way as Inpact of the Future.

Speaker 15 (01:23:15):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
I mean, look, everybody's got their own interpretation of time travel.
So I mean that's theirs. Their their interpretation is that
Bill and Ted have a different interpretation, very different. There's
a bunch of different times, the doctor who has a
different thought of time travel. Everybody's got their own idea
of time travel adventures endgame.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Yeah, but some people though they are ahead of them.

Speaker 15 (01:23:35):
What I'm trying to say is, do you ever feel
like you some people. Have you ever seen back to
the future?

Speaker 12 (01:23:42):
Is that possible to time travel speed?

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
I think it is possible to time track to travel speed,
I do, okay, but not that we know of.

Speaker 15 (01:23:55):
Maybe I think people can do that. I think some
people are ahead of us.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Prove proves that she's wrong, That's all I'm asking here.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
I prove she's wrong. She's wrong in the burden of
proof on everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Yes, all right, Uh, let's see here Let's get somebody
into the Toolbox party. Let's see here, let's go with
this one. Hello Wheels, who's this Stacy?

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
Hi, Stacy?

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
What's going on? Am I the tenth collar? Well, there
is no specific caller that anyone has to be. I
didn't throw out a number. Oh pardon, I didn't actually
throw out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
A number for anybody to be And just I answered
the phone and you were here.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
Okay. Do I have tickets to the party?

Speaker 4 (01:24:42):
Do you want tickets to the Toolbox Party?

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
I do?

Speaker 15 (01:24:45):
I do? I do?

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Well, I can make that happen for you, Stacy, because
I'm a giver. I'm a nice guy. Stacy. Do you
believe that time travel is possible? Sure? Do you believe
that some people are ahead of us? Stacy? That is
my biggest question I have for you. Do you believe
that some people are I think people can do that.

Speaker 15 (01:25:02):
I think some people are ahead of us.

Speaker 2 (01:25:04):
Do you think that some people are ahead of us?

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Well, we'll have a deeper conversation about them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Well, we'll get into a deeper conversation at the Toolbox Party.
So we'll put you on hold and get your information.
So Stacy is going to the Toolbox Party. So there
you go. We only have like six spots that we're
giving away left on our show. There's still it is,
so you better be locked in and get on those
phones and get into the Toolbox Party. It's coming up
on Saturday, so it's gonna be really awesome at the
Hollywood Casino at Greektown and I will get her information

(01:25:36):
and we will play more rock one on six point
seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and his show.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
What's going on? It's Josh and James this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Glad you guys are hanging out with us on this
here Tuesday. Apparently this Sidney Sweeney is in a serious
relationship with Scooter Braun, which, to me and for those
who don't know, Scooter Braun is like one of these
big music producers to.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
Work with Taylor.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Yeah, isn't either technically the guy who screwed Taylor Swift
out of some money or that's what they claim. Yeah,
but I mean, I'm sure Taylor Swift is not hurting.
I'm sure I'm glad we like to say that Taylor
Swift got screwed out of money when she literally puts
out to seventeen versions of the same album, so these
dummies will go buy them. So like it's bad when
he screws her, but when she screws over these dumb
fans that will buy anything, then that's fine. That's totally

(01:26:22):
fine because if she was the man, she'd be the man.
But anyway, So here's why I enjoy this. It's because
of that, because I enjoy that Sidney Sweeney is truly
everything that is the opposite of dweebs like Taylor Swift
and everyone. Okay, so like the whole world's like this
screwter Bron's terrible, and Sidney Sweeney's over here like I'm
banging them.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
I'd like. That turns me on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
It turns me on because she doesn't seem to give
a damn. It's like, Oh, Sidney Sweeney's got this privilege
and blah blah blah, good jeans. Sidney Sweeney's got good jeans,
and she's like, yeah, I do, here's my pants, check
them out.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Oh Sidney Sweeney, all she's got is your.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Boobs and blood yep here they are bum bumba Turkey's done.
Like that's what I'm here for. That's what I'm here for. Man,
I enjoy that Sidney Sweeney gives zero bleeps, and I
enjoy that about her because everybody seemingly now granted she's
not gonna go out there and like you know, wrap
n w A or something out in the world to
see unedited or something. She's not like, you know, like totally.

(01:27:18):
But like when it comes to just like, hey, I'm hot.
I know I'm hot. I'm gonna go out here and
get down with Scooter Braun, who the whole world seems
to hate because he was mean to Taylor and and
all this. She's like, good, you know what, I'm gonna
give it to him. And I like that about her.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
There you go. I like Sidney Sweeney, And she says.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
If you need another reason to like her more right,
I know. I thought that I had two great reasons
to like her, and now I have a third. Yeah,
I'm excited. So that's good for her. So I'm glad
that she and Scooter Braun have found love. Do you
think she's got she'll send like Taylor like knows like, hey,
I got these tapes of yours that she should like.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
These are mine.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
I got the Master and I'm listening to them right now.

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
I'm gonna leak them. I'm gonna leak the demos.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Actually, did Taylor actually buy back I thought she bought
back the Yeah, but he doesn't mean he sold it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
He gave her everything. He's got hit tapes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
He's probably got stuff that she was talking trash about
other people in the studio that got recorded.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
You know, you know that stuff exists.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Put those on a vinyl and sell them at Target, ma'am.
Those are the ones i'd buy. You got Taylor Swift
having a miltdown. Yeah, boy, that's good.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
Well, anyway, let's play Metallica because it's that time of
the half hour, but talk to time. It's by hourly.
Here's our bi hourly Metallica. That she died, No, her
love has died, which is sad. But especially when you've
got a song that like people use for weddings. I
think that's interesting to me when you're someone who has

(01:28:42):
a song that you know is used by a lot
of people in weddings. Like one of my best friends,
his first dance was with his wife was to A
thousand Years Okay, and we made fun of them, but
it happened. But I bet you a lot of people
use that. It's kind of like Endless Love. You're like, oh,
Lionel Richie, endless Love, and then you're like, ohel Richie's
divorced from the lady he you know, was with when

(01:29:02):
he wrote Endless Love. And it's kind of depressing in
that way, right if you don't know what song I'm
referring to, though, here we go, well, Christina Perry but
actually getting divorced after seven years.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
Some guy named Paul Colors.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
Nobody sounds like it when you first dances on It does,
doesn't it? And it was in Twilight, so like, I
think that that Edward Cullen and the other one the wolf,
the wolf and the vampire. I know if they danced
to this or what. I have no idea. I didn't
see it. Jacob Yea and Team Edward. And then there's Bella.
Bella is the gal who's actually a lesbian in real life. Yeah, which,

(01:29:50):
really it was an upset, and I guess it wasn't
totally an upset. I like, how I get sad about
this is if I was going to hook up with
her anyway. Yes, I missed my operat I don't think. Yeah,
not interested. Thank you, darling. Don't be afraid I have
loved you four th years, so that's actually only about

(01:30:15):
seven years. Yeah, I've loved you for seven.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
Issues, probably about five ish years.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
The last two they were just you know, trying to
work things out and it just wasn't happening, and they
finally pulled the plug. I loved you for twoish years
before we got married. The engagement was wonderful, but then
I loved you for about four and a half ish years.
But then you've really been annoying the hell out of
me for the last two and a half. But we
stayed together for the kids and because I didn't want
to go through all the money I'd have to give
you in a divorce.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
I'll give your song better.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Yeah. Oh so she's she's divorced. So anyway, but what
was the gal's name? Kristen Stewart said, who was?

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Did not know she was? She? I think she's a lesbian.
You know some of these celebrities like one minute they're
lesbians and the next minute they're not a lesbian. Oh yeah,
like Jojo siwah. One minute Jojo siwas like, hey, I'm
not hey guys in JJ swad, I'm a lesbian And
then she's not a lesbian anymore. And then it's a
whole deal. I don't know why. She just sounded like
the crocodile hunter. That was the first voice that came
to mind doing Jojo Seawak. So I apologized for that,

(01:31:14):
but I thought I read that she's publicly lesbian, So.

Speaker 4 (01:31:17):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
And then there's sometimes she's really hot.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
It's queer and as publicly lesbian.

Speaker 2 (01:31:22):
Oh gotcha, Well if you're queer, but why don't she
just a lesbian, like queer is its own thing? Like
how was it queer and a lesbian? You're just a lesbian?
And I'm just reading what that Google. I'm like, I'm
not yelling at you. I understand you're just the messenger.
But other headline cruise around Australia canceled after eighty year
old passenger's death. What a bitch ruining it for everyone?
You eighty year old lady or dude, it might be

(01:31:43):
a dude. Hold on, let me make sure. An Australian
cruise was canceled after an eighty year old passenger was
found dead earlier this month. Choral Expeditions informed guests and
crew members on October twenty nine that the company would
scrap the rest of the voyage following the tragic passing
of Suzanne Reese. It's like, I say, to all this
money to go on this cruise, and this damn old
lady went missing and died, and now I can't go

(01:32:05):
on a cruise. Well now all the other old people
are stuck not going on cruises. I know, So thanks
for ruining it for everybody. I think Suzanne would want
the cruise to continue. Yeah, they should continue the cruise
in her honor. That's one of my favorite things is
when people say things like I think that's what he
would have wanted, Like, we don't know that, but I
think they would have. I think Suzanne, who probably was
she died for this cruise. Do you think she wants

(01:32:26):
to die in vain?

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Yeah? I mean if you died on a cruise, would
you want me to keep cruising?

Speaker 5 (01:32:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
I'd also be surprised because there's no way I'm ever
getting on a cruise. So if I died on one,
that'd be like some Milanis Morisset type stuff there, Yeah,
very iround. They'd be like, wait a minute, you hate cruises.
You finally took one and then you died it's like
raying that that would be like. Also, today is election day,
so you could go out and vote.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
You could not. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
I like people who like like like tell you, like
like try to urge you to vote, like you gotta
go out and vote. I'm like, you can go vote
if you want. I smissed when it comes to politics,
So I'll just tell you that nothing's going to change,
so you can go vote. Won't matter. That's an uplifting
message from your old buddy. That's uplifting to get out
of here. Today we got this from a new sponsor
urging voters to not go vote dot org. Yeah, so

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I mean I've really ended things on a high note.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Today.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
We've got divorce and don't vote because it's not going
to make a difference, and or go vote because it's
not going to make a difference.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
And dead lady on a vote. Oh yeah, dead lady.

Speaker 2 (01:33:25):
I don't know why I tried to be uplifting, but
I was looking at something and then boom, I saw
the story about Christina Perry's Christmas songs all day. I
saw Colleen, who's our big big boss here, and she goes, hey,
I was listening. Why do you listen to all those
depressing Christmas songs? I'm like, I like them. She's like, well,
maybe you should listen to Solly Jolly Christmas in your

(01:33:47):
It's not going to make me feel better. Burl Lives
is not going to make me feel better. And by
the way, I don't feel bad. I just like the emotional,
like love songs of Christmas, like the Carpenter's Merry Christmas,
Darling and like Same Old Life signed Dan Folgelberg.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
I like this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I like my Christmas song to have a love message,
like a romantic type of message.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
I don't really care for you know jingle bell rock.
Oh man, that's another good one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Jingle bell rock, or you know, anything by Burl Lives.
Burl Lives can can go missing on a cruise for
all I care. I have no interest in Burl Live songs. Well,
he can come back to life by some sort of
science and then get on a cruise and go missing
on that cruise to see him live. First, we want
to see live bur Lives. There's the Lives Christmas Spectacular

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I'm trying to think of. There are like traditional Christmas
songs that I really like. Oh you know what I
like I like Andy Williams. Andy Williams makes fun music
like There's No Place Like Home for the Holidays. Does
Andy Williams do a version of that? Or who does that? Well,
there's no The Carpenters do a version of There's No
place like Home for the Holidays, and that's a good jam.

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There's no place like Home boom for the Holidays.

Speaker 13 (01:35:05):
And no mad or how far Away You Room.

Speaker 2 (01:35:10):
That's a good song any version of it, but I
like the Carpenter's version of it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
So there's that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:16):
Is there an Andy Williams? I guess there isn't aname
a Perry Como? Okay, So Perry Como's version of that
is pretty good. Christmas in Dixie by Alabama, that's a
good Christmas song.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Ooh, Neil Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
The only time I like traditional Christmas songs is when
Neil diamond sings them on the like nineteen ninety one
Neil Diamond PBS Christmas Special. So when you get like
Neil Diamond doing Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, See,
that's good stuff. You could take your Springsteen and I'll
take Neil Diamond Santa Claus Is coming to Town. It's
funny to love if Christmas is a very niche I

(01:35:50):
only like it with Neil Diamond's doing it on the
PBS Christmas Special from the seventies. Look, I don't know
what to tell you. These are the things that I'm into.
Is there Do we have Neil's version of Santa Claus?
I guess we don't, but that's the one I like.
I like Neil Diamond stuff. I like. Oh, he has
a song called a very very cherry cherry Christmas.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
I oh, actually very very cherry cherry, a very very
cherry cherry Christmas. Yeah, there's that, and then there's oh,
there's another of his What the hell is that? Oh
it's a you make It Feel like Christmas, which is
a nice little Neil Diamond love song. Okay, you make
it feel like Christmas? That's a good song. How about

(01:36:31):
Mary did you know? By Kenny Rogers? And why not
a Judd? That's a good Christmas song. Oh do we
have Neil Diamond doing you make It feel like Christmas?
Are you kidding me? Are you kidd me? Let's see here,
hold on, hold on, It's got like ten different versions

(01:36:52):
of it because he changes things up like every time
he's Neil so Neil does you know?

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
Keeps it fresh?

Speaker 2 (01:36:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
Freak and Neil what a man? I loved.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
I love Neil Diamond so much. Man, he's no Metallica.
I want to be very clear, but I like Neil
Diamond a lot, just like we w.

Speaker 4 (01:37:18):
I hope they play this on w n i C
on Thursday when they launched the Christmas music. You should
suggest it to Ja. Hey, j it's me Josh. She'll
be like, who I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
Be like, I do the mornings on w ll Z.
What is w l Z? What I've never heard of it?
Are you the doc of rock?

Speaker 6 (01:37:35):
You make it?

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Christmas?

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
That's good stuff right there.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
I mean that's even Wendys go. See, that's good stuff
right there. Neil rules, I geel. Those are my kind
of Christmas songs. I like to emote during my Christmas music.
I see that I do so and they're like, you
know what I like?

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
I like the uh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
I like the Gym Duranti version of Frosty the Snowman
that was in like the cartoon Frosty the.

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
Snowmanur in the voice.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Yeah, I like that one.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
Yeah, I like that one.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
Yeah, Like I look, look, I'm not a totally miserable human.
They're joyful things I like. I just prefer the depressing things.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
I gotcha.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
It's just what I'm into. The emotion I do. I
like to emote, like the stories, and you like the
I like good story song. We're just days away from
the wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald. Anna, we're just counting
them down. Uh so that's exciting. Let me see if
we have I'm sure we have married carpenters.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
Merry Christmas Darling. Now, this, my friend, may be my
all time favorite Christmas song.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
Let's see greeting cards have sent the.

Speaker 2 (01:38:48):
Christmas rushes through.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
That.

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
I still have one wish, one wish to.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
Make special, one for.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
Marrying Christmas Darling. We're upon It's true, that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:39:15):
But I can.

Speaker 5 (01:39:17):
My dream in my dreams, I'm Christmas Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
You God, that's what Christmas Eve is slaying for. Yeah,
I think it's for like boning something like well sweedy,
you know, there is still one more to gift.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
I could receive it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Old.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Do you want to see if we have the pussy
Cat dolls? Sat Yeah, yeah, hold on, I'm gonna guess
what we want. But I'll see do we have Santa
Baby by the pussy Cat Dolls. I mentioned that's so horny.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
I wish come.

Speaker 2 (01:39:54):
On, pussy Cat Dolls, Santa Baby, Yes, hot day, here
we go the silly with desire to hear the pussy
Cat Dolls sing the horniest Christmas song ever. Santa Baby,
you horny galasy? I love the pussy Cat Dolls. Loosen

(01:40:16):
up my buttons, baby, Santa Baby, slip the sable under
the tree.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
Kind of underwhelming. Now, yeah, it's kind of sultry. Is
also opening. The Madonna one was more salty.

Speaker 2 (01:40:32):
She was.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
Do you know I think Taylor Smith.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Has a version of Santa Baby, which is gross baby
like Santa says, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
Age of this year.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
I will not be going down the chimney this year, ma'am.
All right, anyway, we got Wow, it's ten o'clock.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
I guess we gotta go.

Speaker 2 (01:40:52):
We're not at that elite level where we can just
go until noon like we're Mojo and Rob Brandt is
literally like tapping his watch standing outside the wind.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Now my voice, I gotta get on the air.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
That Green Day gonna play itself. I'm like, all right,
I'm sorry, Rob brand Sorry, So Rob's coming up next,
We'll see you.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
This is the josh Ennis Show on one.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Who's six point seven double l Z Detroit is reels