He’s A Big Fat Slob

The origin of playing Alice’s Restaurant Massacree on Thanksgiving, Josh tells a tale of when he filled in for a BIG name sports show, the most outrageous REAL athlete names, an interesting turkey pardon ceremony this year, a real-life Mrs. Doubtfire situation in Italy, a woman who lost her legs and boobs at a hospital, Josh and his wife’s holiday movie viewing schedule, we wrap up with a daily AI show recap song, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Josh, it is show sports.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Ah, alright, good morning friends, Josh and James, welcome in.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
It is the Josh Jenny Shaw on.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
This the Eve of Thanksgiving, the drunkest day of the year,
the biggest party day of the year, they say, is
the day before Thanksgiving, So.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Go out and make it a good one. Given Saint
Patrick's Day has won for their money and.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Legendly, I mean, apparently this is the drunkest night. It's
like the eve of these big holidays, like Christmas Eve,
I think is a pretty drunk holiday too, but not
nearly to the drunken level of Thanksgiving Eve.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
We'll I gonna tell you, Thanksgiving Eve is when I've
been my drunkest.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
You have stories. Not everything's giving you.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
But yeah, there was one Thanksgiving Eve where I got
so hammered I broke a beer bottle at the bar.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh like like broke it over like the bar and
we're like, god, like, I'll cut your throat.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah, well I didn't thrett anybody with it, but for
whatever reason, I was like this a beer bottle. It
was grown ups whoops. And then I had to poop
so that I had to go to the bar to poop.
This is like a classy bar too. I had to
put like an actual like collared shirt, button up collared
shirt and nice pants. So I go up into the
into the bathroom and uh, there's an attendant in there

(01:13):
and everything, and there's a line up for you to
take a week. And I go into the stall and
I'm dropping it like it's hot in there, and somebody
comes in and goes.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, bro, spray some cologne.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Bro, that's someone I realized I needed to give like
a curtsy flush. That was not my Oh no, my
my proudest moment.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I threw up in my buddy's car. Oh yeah, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
That was me.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh man, I learned a big with the solo cups.
Solo cups, sothern. Comfort before you go out to the
bar is not a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh no, So I like to back in my day,
you used to like the pre game to get good.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
And looped up for the bar too and save you
some money.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
So I would just chug a lug like a six
pack real fast.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I remember one time I went out and I was
going to some bar some I think it might have
been some club or something, and I bought a six
pack of bud light lime, and within like six minutes,
I drank the whole thing with six bottles. Bang bang bang,
and I'm like I'm fine. And then like twenty minutes
it's later. I'm like, wait a minute, whoa abart mission?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I went too hard. Those bud Light lines are no joke.
I've I had a bad experience with the bud Light
lines a lot. How did you do that just drinking
bud Light lines because you were like on sale a
lot of the palooza drinking them all day. We'll wait
for nine Nails to come on the stage. I'm like,
I'm so hammered from all the bud light limes and
a little bit of weed. And uh, I thought I
put my pants.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
What is it with you? I thought I put my pants.
I was like, yeah, just a fart. I literally ate
just said you actually literally pants?

Speaker 6 (02:50):
No.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I literally stumbled to the outhouse a portage.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I didn't put myself, Thank god.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I think I'd rather poop myself than poop in a
port a potty, have to poop at all. It was
just a fart that was so messed up. I couldn't
tell what it was going on down there. I blame
the bud light lines. Huh, that's a great endorsement or
ringing endorsement for bud light line.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hey man, they get you some mes stuff you can't
tell if you poop your pants or not. It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I chugged six of them and then drove to a
bar to get drunker.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
But my line, woo, there's your party beverage for Thanksgiving Eve.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
All that said, there's a football game being played on
Thanksgiving Day.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
There is every year.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
In fact, there's three games that are played tomorrow, but
here in Detroit, the Lions take on the Packers. It's
a gigantic game because there's a log jam in the division.
The Bears are leading at eight and three, but I
promise you will they collapse. That is a Josh Innis
show guarantee, they will collapse. The Packers are seven to
three and one, the Lions are seven and four, So
that tie is a really big deal. That's the difference

(03:53):
between the Packers and Lions right now is that tie.
And the Packers beat the Lions to start the season.
But you get the point. So it is a gigantic,
gigantic game at Ford Field tomorrow, bordering on must win
because as it stands now, the Lions aren't even.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
In the playoffs.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I'm glad you went there because I was gonna ask,
is this like a must win situation? If we lose tomorrow,
is the season done?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Zone?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
No, So I guess technically it's not a must win,
but it's very helpful. It is a It is a
really really really need to win, very very much.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Help your parlay that too, and I'll get into that too.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Pistons tonight look for win number fourteen in a row,
which would be a team record. They take on Boston
in Boston. That's a five o'clock tip. The basketball Spartans,
the number eleven team in the country, waxed East Carolina
to move to six and one on the year, and
the Wings host the Predators tonight. It's Gravy Boat Nights,
Zambo gravy boat Night. Get to early, folks.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I think there's seven thousand of When they said, are how.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Manyeven thousand, five hundred, I think they're given away. And
from what I understand, somebody posted they're trying to sell
their tickets to the game that those gravy boats are
going for like one hundred, one hundred eBay, So get there.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Eline for some cash. There might the might be your in,
So sell your gravy boat, all right, Josh.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
In this show, we got some rock and roll and
a whole lot more coming up. It's Thanksgiving Eve, let's
get hammered.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
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Speaker 2 (05:38):
Hard be it for me to tell Lincoln Park how
to do things, but I think they should occasionally sing
about something happy, you think, so, just once or twice,
just you know, like an occasional like hey, I really
enjoy today, or just something that's like, hey, life doesn't
suck all the time now when I'm talking to you exactly,
you see my point, everything's so mean and angry, like

(05:59):
I mean, look, that is why my preference is for
like hair metal, because hair metal was either about two things,
like some chick breaking up with you or about drugs
and sex. That was it and that's what made it fun.
Then grunge came around and everything was depressing. Well, there
was nothing happy, Like you mean to tell me there's
nothing good going on in your life, your giant rock stars,

(06:20):
you got tons of cash, You're not out there getting laid.
There's not something Lincoln Park couldn't do their own version
of nothing but a good time or something just once,
just one damn time.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
I think he did. It was called in the end.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't think that was I don't think that was it. No,
but welcome in everybody. It's the Joshinnis Show on what
I got the wrong station? We are what Detroit. I know, hell,
I went back at me. I know I went back
in time to the wrong radio station. So here's one
for you. So this, this Alice's Restaurant massacre is this

(06:56):
thing that happens every Thanksgiving on some radio stations. I
do not believe that we are a radio station that
plays Alice's restaurant, only because I feel like I would
have gotten a long ass email from Casey about how
we play Alice's restaurant and you got to promote it
like eighty times that we're playing Alice's restaurant. But like
I'd like to know how this became a thing, like

(07:17):
I real talk. I've only done music radio for about
five years. Before that, I did sports. Not that I
don't know about radio and know about the history of things,
but I've only been doing this format or close to
this format since two thousand and one, so I O
twenty twenty one. So I don't like know everything about
it and don't understand certain things about it because it

(07:38):
doesn't make sense to me.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
How did this.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Arlo Guthrie song, this eighteen minute story song become the
Thanksgiving anthem?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
It is strange because when you listen to it lyrically,
it's all about like finding piles of garbage.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Essentially, let's play a little bit of this here. Maybe
the doc would know if you can pass that now
to me and I'll share it with everybody for the
coming years.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Dorothy's old enough, she might know.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
She may know.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
They claim that this became a tradition in Cleveland in
the seventies on WMMS, which is a big rock station there, which, wow,
you want to hear a concept. They basically don't play
music outside of the middays. It's mostly a talk station now.
But who knew that that was an idea?

Speaker 7 (08:28):
But Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant.
That's just the name of the song. And that's why
I call the song Alice's Restaurant.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
You can get.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
Anything you won't dad Abbas's rest.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You can get anything you music.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Was so simple back in Man, it was. There's a
by the way, there's seventeen more minutes of this teen
more minutes of this song, and it's apparently a Thanksgiving tradition.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
You can maybe the only played on Thanksgiving because nobody's listening,
so they could play whatever.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Five gold stars for you, James.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I think you've solved the mystery. Listeners to me out.
I don't know what else would.

Speaker 7 (09:18):
The restaurant, But I list doesn't live in the restaurant.
She lives in the church nearby the restaurant, in the
bell tower where her husband Ray and botch of a
dog room downstairs where the fews used to be. And
having all that room, seeing as how they took out
all the fews, they decided that they didn't have to

(09:40):
take out their garbage for a long time. They got
up there, we found all the garbage, and then we
decided it be a friendly gesture for us to take
the garbage down to the city dump. So we took
the half a ton of garbage put it in the
back of This.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Is where the concept for the show Hoarders originated. Yes,
it is actually exact. By the way, there's sixteen more
minutes of this song.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well, but you're absolutely right. They could just dump a
song in the middle of it.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
You know, you're like, nobody's listening. That's Thanksgiving. Who cares.
They're not even tuning in to try to catch that.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Take it turkey like some dummy like disc jockey in
the seventies, like something like ran through him like water.
So we had to run to the John and he's like, well,
I'll just put this on for eighteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It says Thanksgiving in the song, so I'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Or he had some bitches come in with so nice
Thanksgiving spread. He eat it some time to eat it
and enjoy the company, So we put that on. That's
very possible as well. What's the longest song we have
that we can play?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Well, I got Alice's restaurant here. There's like does anybody
know that? No, but I'm gonna put it on anyway
because I'm here to get laid. Yeah, get up, Which
if that were the case, i'd have a lot of
respect for it.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Actually, you'd appreciate that origin story.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Otherwise it's just well, you know, it was Thanksgiving and
they say Thanksgiving in.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
The song, So there you go.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
That is true that there's not many songs dedicated to
just the Thanksgiving theme.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I don't know that there is any other song that
has any sort of dedication to Thanksgiving. And there aren't
Thanksgiving movies either, other than planes, trains and automobiles and Dutch.
You ever see Dutch with Ed O'Neill. Yeah, it's not good,
but it's about Thanksgiving as well.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
I thought it was Christmas brank he was picking them up.
Its Thanksgiving. I thought it was Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Maybe I'm wrong, but because it's really not a good movie,
there's just not a lot of Thanksgiving movies.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
You know.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
By the way, there's still fourteen minutes and thirty seconds.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Left of this song.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
We're gonna regale the audience with awful. You're gonna get
another memo. I probably get another memo like watch this
wanna be complimentary? I love what you did with that
Alice's restaurant. That was that quality radio content.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Look that's gonna really show that you've got some real
weight behind what you talk about with the muse. But anyway,
so there's another fourteen minutes of Alice's Restaurant, and I'm
sure there's some radio station in the country that's playing
that in its entirety around noon today or tomorrow, I
guess would actually be one of it.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
But that is Alice's restaurant.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
I'm sure somebody can text text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight A one. I would
imagine that this is something that maybe Riff probably played
like in the seventies and eighties.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I would doubt they still do it, but I don't know.
I don't listen enough to know.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I mean, you never know. They like they'll hold on
to tradition over there.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Correct, it could be something that WCSX does. I honestly
don't know. I don't have that answer. I know that
the station I worked for in Nashville started doing it.
I'm like, whatever, I mean, if you want to do it,
do it. But I just don't find it to be
all that intriguing or interesting. But again, it's Thanksgiving, it's noon.
Some guy was, you know, taking along poop one Thanksgiving

(12:54):
in the seventies, put.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
This on and it blew up the phones.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
And now radio stations across there playing this in twenty
twenty five.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Somebody follow us, some networks, let's stick with it.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
But there you go, Alice's Restaurant. I'm sure we're some
radio station that you want to hear will play it.
Maybe again, it's very I don't read the emails, so
it's very possible that Casey has made a big deal
that we are playing this. I'm gonna guess not. It'd
be an odd transition to go to this after, you know,
another Metallica song.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
So I'm not positive, but you will give me fired,
give me never desired.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
A right anybody or any anybody, Hello, anybody, everybody.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Welcome in.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
It is the eve of Thanksgiving, which means tonight we
will be extremely intoxicated. But right now we sober up
with Boston on Detroit's Weed one oh six point seven,
Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Gosh, it as show Well, we got a text over there.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
As it turns out, WLZ plays Alice's Restaurant every year
at noon, So uh, look, if you like what you
heard there, hey, you can hear it in its entirety,
all nineteen minutes of its glory at.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Noon on Thursday. I fantastic. Look, I did not know
that this is what it tastes like to hea. You're
foot in your mouth. Oh yes, I certainly think it's
a Detroit joint. If they don't, yeah, I think my bad.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I apologize the boy just when I think I get
myself out of trouble. Yeah, I spent five minutes crapping
on this tradition that I.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Had no idea that we did.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
The best part is like all those other name stations
in town probably do this. No, it's actually us. God,
we're part of the problem. That was a fun text
to receive. Well, let me tell you something. It's just
a countdown until they whack my ass here. It's now
the belt starts snapping.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
I might need to start responding to those calls about
other jobs pretty soon, because I think that my time
is short three week delaying responding. But hey, listener, as
it turns out I am available. Everything was fine until
I didn't realize that we played Alice's restaurant at noon.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
On Thanksgiving and made fun of it.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
And you're listening to the soon to be afternoon guy
in Miluxi, Mississippi, the best rock.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Welcome in. Everybody gets meltdown, like it or not.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
This is the Josh Innis Show, one.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
Of six point seven WLLZ Detroit reels The Josh inn
Show Sports.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Alrighty, So the Lions take on the Packers, and what
is a giant game tomorrow? It is huge. It is
a gigantic game. Borderline must win. We talked about it earlier,
but it is a borderline must win. Is the season
over if you don't win. No, But if you don't win, you're.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
In a lot of trouble because at that point you are.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
But I guess I would put you technically a game
and a half behind the Packers. They would have beaten
you twice, so really will be two two and a
half games behind the Packers. Then you're still chasing the Bears.
That's just for the division wild card comes into play.
But look, you're chasing probably those two teams for a
wildcard spot. The West is loaded with good teams. Three
of the four teams they are good. So it is

(16:16):
a gigantic game. There is no other way to put it.
So that is a huge one. Now, as you all know,
we all know this that it is a Thanksgiving tradition
that this game is played. Everybody across the country knows
that the Lions play on Thanksgiving. And Joe Burrow actually
talked about that yesterday a little bit of shade at

(16:37):
the Lions, oh right, because he was asked about, you know,
when you think of Thanksgiving football, what do you think of?
And this is Joe Burrow, who, by the way, is
playing football on Thanksgiving tomorrow night against the Ravens. I
don't know how it became a thing that the Ravens
always seem to play on Thanksgiving night now, but whatever,
this is Joe Burrow.

Speaker 9 (16:55):
I think just like a lot of kids, you you
grow up going through Thanksgiving, you have of your meals
with your family, and then you go and sell on
the couch and typically there's not a lot on except football.
Back in the day it was Lions and somebody. You
go watch Matthew Stafford throw for three hundred four hundred

(17:16):
some yards with Calvin Johnson and probably lose the game,
but it was fun to watch. You know, those are
memories that you have, and so I kind of always
wanted to be the person out there.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
See some people viewed that as shade.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
But I don't know how you could argue that point, like, yeah,
that's what Thanksgiving was for a long time. Was Stafford
four hundred megatron balls out lose, Jim Schwartz unnecessarily throws
a challenge flag and it negates a big play, you
know that type of deal.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
So shade has some truth behind it.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh oh yeah, dude, that's the best shade when there's
truth rooted in it. But I don't think anybody was
really mad about that, because like, yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Happened, that's what it was.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
So I'll share a story with you here and maybe
i'll do this in a second. So there was a
time I used to fill in on the gym Rome
show Humble Bragg, back before I was at the Mercy
of eight Songs an Hour. I used to actually fill
in on the biggest sports radio show in the country,
back when it was the biggest sports radio show in
the country. This would have been twenty nine, ten eleven

(18:20):
in that world, and it used to be on here
in Detroit.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I guess it was on the ticket. I guess what
had to have been on the ticket. Maybe I would assume.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
And I filled in and I filled in the day
after Thanksgiving one year, and I'll share a story with
you coming up in a second. I gotta get a
song in here, but I'll tell you that story in
a little bit. Also, sports wise, Pistons look for number
fourteen tonight as they take on Boston.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
That game is at five o'clock tonight in Bean Town.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
The basketball Spartans, the number eleven team in the country,
a thirty three point victory over the Pirates of East Carolina.
They improved to six and zero, and the Red Wings
are now are going to host Nashville tonight at seven
clock on Zamboni Gravy Boat Night. Yeah, which is proof
that I mean any kind of junk sports fans won.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
When I was in Houston, I had Astro season tickets
and the biggest thing that people wanted was these replica
World Series rings. They won the World Series in twenty seventeen,
twenty eighteen. They have a replica World Series ring night.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Is that why you always wear that ring on your finger?

Speaker 2 (19:25):
That's exactly why this one cent piece of junk is
worth a lot of money to a bunch of dummies
in Houston. So but what happened was I had season tickets,
so I would sell them. I would either give them
away on the air, or I would sell them to
the bigger games to make my money back. I made
more money off of selling tickets to Replica Ring Night

(19:45):
than any money, more than Key Nights is when you
got so Replica World Series Ring Night made me more
money than ALCS games did, than World Series Games did.
It was stupid and these and then it was such
a big night that they just kept doing it over
and over, so like seven times that year there was
a Replica World Series Championship number seven.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
It was absurd. I'm like, who wants this junk? It
is junk.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
It cost them less than a cent to make this,
and you're spending hundreds of dollars on crappy midweek tickets
to see the Astros play the Devil Rays. And I'm like, here,
chi ching, chi ching, chi ching, like bobbleheads. The crap
that these sports fans want is wild. I mean, you
know this world because you worked in the in the
world of minor league hockey, so you know, like people

(20:31):
just want crap. Yeah, that's at least a kind of
a cool one. The whole boat, the gravy Boat's kind
of unique.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I like it. But anyway, all right, that is sports.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I will share with you a story about the day
after Thanksgiving and how hosting the Jim Rome Show. I
forgot all about this until I just thought of it.
But I was doing it and it was on the
air Detroit. Nobody would have heard this or remembered this
because it was fifteen years ago. But if something happened,
I got myself in trouble, what's er I know about that?

(21:00):
But first, there are more important things to tend.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
To, like this Foo fighters saw so learned to fly.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
We are at Detroit's wheels, one of six point seven
Detroit's wheels. Josh and his show, Josh and James this morning, Hello,
eight twenty five.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
We'll have those pistons tickets for you.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
So back in nine, ten and eleven, really, oh, I
guess twenty ten is when I first did this, But
I was filling in for Jim Rome. And back in
the day when Rome, like Rome is now buried on
a bunch of crappy radio stations through whatever this network,
Infinity Sports Network or CBS Sports Radio or whatever he's
on now.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
But back in the.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Day, Rome was like the cock of the walk. He
was the big show. He was Howard Stern of sports, right,
So like radio stations wanted him on and he would
come in and do tour stops. And I'm sure he
did a tour stop here before, if I had to guess,
because I think this was a big market for Rome,
I think, but like he'd come in and in Houston,
he put in thousands of people in the baseball stadium

(21:58):
for a live show like Rome.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
When Rome was at his apex, Rome was the dude, right.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
So I was filling in because we were on a
local affiliate at the time.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
He was struggling.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
And this is, you know, a couple of years before
all these stations started dropping him to put on local programming.
So he's doing anything he can to you know, kind
of stay relevant in these markets. So they would have
local hosts from the station fill in, right, And I
was someone that they had fill in on the station
in Houston, which was a huge deal. I'm twenty three
years old. It's Jim Rome. He's the biggest star of

(22:29):
the radio star on the planet. The opportunity was huge
and it was so cool to do this, right, And
I filled in, Like the first time I filled in
was the day after the Lebron decision, for instance, Like
I got this huge middle of July. Lebron just did
the decision. Here's twenty three year old piss ant Josh
Ennis in front of the entire universe. And I was
because this was on in Detroit, and it was on

(22:50):
in LA and it was on in San.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Diego, DAI. It was huge.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
So I would usually fill in on days that like
just no one wanted to fill in, Like, hey, the
day after Thanksgiving and I filled in. I think it
was twenty ten, the day after Thanksgiving, and I want
to say that that year like Kid Rock may have
played halftime at the Lions game.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I think it was to that game. I think it
was twenty ten. I played the Titans. I don't remember
who they played, but I do remember.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I had to been twenty ten because that would have
made sense for the timeline for my filling in on
the gym Rome Show. So I fill in and it's
twenty ten. It's the day after Thanksgiving. And my bit was,
I'm going to crap on the idea of the Lions
always playing on Thanksgiving because that's not an easy, low
hanging fruit bit.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Twenty three year old Dufus.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Let's go on the radio and be all hot take
Harry about how Detroit shouldn't have the Thanksgiving game because
Detroit's the worst.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Football team in the universe.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Why are we forced to watch the Lions every year
on Thanksgiving?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Right?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Like, that was the big angle that I had, and
I just start going in on Detroit again. Never been
to Detroit, never experienced Detroit, never lived in Detroit, never
visited Detroit anything. All I had was my twenty three
year old life experience was Hey, I've been in Baton
Rouge and and now I'm in Houston and I'm wanna
be Colin Cowherd radio hat guy. So I'm gonna get

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on the radio and my angle to start the show
today on the Gym Rome Show is that Detroit sucks.
And if at that time the big story was that
Detroit was bankrupt or whatever. So it's a bankrupt city
with a horrible football team that nobody wants to watch,
yet we are forced to watch them and this bus end.
So I'm just going in. I'm hammering Detroit, Hammer in Detroit,

(24:36):
hammer in Detroit. Go to commercial. Now I'm in Houston.
Everybody that's running the Rome show who at the time, like,
you know who Kyle Brandt is. Kyle is on Good
Morning Football. He's like one of the hosts of Good
Morning Football now. But at the time he was one
of the producers of The Rome Show. And there was
a guy named Oh, it wasn't Travis Rodgers, it was

(24:56):
some of the other guy like Jason Stewart was his name.
These are the guys that would call me anytime they
needed to fill in. They'd go, hey, Josh, you want
to fill in on blank day? And I'm like, yeah, sure, yeah.
So I would talk to these guys down the line.
So like when we're coming back from break, for instance,
there's dead air, dead air, dead air, and then they'll
say it we're back in ten Josh.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
And then I'll hear welcome to the Jungle and dundun, dun, dundun,
it's the Live from Houston.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
It's Josh in is filling in on the Jim Rome
Show on the Premiere Radio network. And I'm like yeah.
So they'll talk to me down the line and they're like, hey, Josh,
like yeah, what's going on, guys? Everything sound good? Yeah,
we think it sounds great. The problem is there's the
program director from the radio station, and Detroit is calling us.
You're gonna have to stop, like Detroit's one of our

(25:40):
biggest markets. They're super pissed, like you've got to stop.
Like now, now, man, I'm twenty three years old, Like
I haven't experienced anything in life. I don't know what's
going on in the world. I have no clue. I'm
just you know, doufist, that's see whatever. I'm scared bleepless
at this point, I'm like, oh my god, what like
cause they were like they were like if the dudes

(26:01):
that are running the Rome Show are like, dude, you've
got to stop.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
He went too hard on Detroit.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
You've got to pipe down about Detroit. But that's what
I did.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I doubt anybody that's listening to this heard that or
remembers it.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
And look, I wouldn't blame you, but like it was
a big deal because he was on still in Detroit,
I think Cleveland, Houston. Like this is at the time
when Rome was still everywhere and was still a big deal.
Now he's kind of out of side, out of mind.
But at the time, maybe I brought him down. I
don't know that's all your fault. But like you're your
hot take. But that day that I filled in, I'm
getting messages like hey, like like the program director is

(26:36):
on the phone and he's super pissed, and you've got
to stop because like imagine you're the guy carrying the
Rome Show in Detroit and you're just like, ah, day
after Thanksgiving Rome Show, and then some guy you've never
heard of, some twenty three year old jag from Houston
is on the radio all over the team, not just
the Lions.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh god, yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Got you, And they're like, you've got to stop, Which
would mean to me that it wouldn't be shocking if
somebody from the Lions had reached out to the program
director of this radio station.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
It's like, what is on your station right now? You
are the official station of the Lions, and what are
you doing to us?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Because you remember the story that like there was at
one time a situation where the Lions were trying to
get Valenti kicked off the air at the ticket I
believe was the story, and they chose Valenti over the
Lions because the Lions were zero to sixteen who gave
it him, So they wouldn't be shocking that the Lions
were in their ear about something like, wait a minute,
you mean to tell me this guy's on this is
We're the flagship station of the Lion, And there's this

(27:31):
jag from Houston on the radio saying that Detroit's bankrupt,
the city sucks, the people suck. Why do I have
to watch this game on the day on Thanksgiving? So
that was that was my one story about Detroit before
For years I didn't even show up in Detroit. The
first time I came to town was the last year
of the Joe. I was like, I want to see

(27:52):
Joe Louis Arena. And I lived in Philly, I guess
at the time, and.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
I say, hey, the Flyers are playings. Let's just fly
to Detroit one Sunday.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
So we flew to Detroit.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I went was downtown at the Buffalo Wild Wings and
I was watching the game. It was the Lions and
maybe the Packers or something. It was a close game.
Then we walked over to the Joe. Nice day whatever.
We come out of the Joe and there's like five
feet of snow in Detroit exactly. But yep, that was
my story. My first time on the radio ever in Detroit,

(28:22):
and I'm getting like program directors.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Like, who the hell is this person? You tell them
to stop?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
So you have a long storied history of sticking your
foot in your mouth, is what it sounds like.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yep, And don't forget our Low Guthries Alice's Diner massacre
coming up at noon today.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
This is the Josh Nis Show on one OO six
point seven double LLZ.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Detroit, one those six point seven Detroit's wheels. All right,
So it's Josh James Josh Innes Show. I have another
sports thing for you whole.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Time, Josh Show Sports. So here's one for you, going
back for seconds.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I am so there is a There was a trade
in baseball yesterday and the Saint Louis Cardinals traded Sonny Gray.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Sonny Gray is fine. He's an okay pitcher.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
He had some moments where he was very good, other
moments where he was I mean nobody knows because he
was buried in Saint Louis and they suck now.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
But he was traded yesterday to Boston and he.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Was traded for a player and that player's name is
Dick Fits really Dick f I t ts Dick fits well.
Good for him, I mean good for her. Yea or
him potentially. Look, I don't I don't care what you
do in bed good for them?

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
But Dick fits is the guy's name, and I started
thinking about wacky names like athletes. There's a long history
of athletes with wacky names, like Dick but kiss, like
dick butkus, Yes, even though it means butt cause so
it's not like it's that funny.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
But when you just say it.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like Dick butkus, you're like, ah, Like.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
When you're eight years old, you think that's the funniest thing.
And I still think it's the funniest thing.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Out well, because you think, like an eight year old person,
all I have to do is play like horses farting
and we laugh for an hour.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
So I mean we're pretty simple.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Like one horse fart could take us for four hours.
So with that, I have a list here of the
all time greatest outrageous athlete names. These are legit people's names. Okay,
Like this guy's name is Wolfgang Wolf. He played soccer,

(30:35):
who's like a soccer coach. I think, who can see
that's not that interesting? Wolfgang Wolf is like intense. It's
almost like he's the bad guy in Mighty Ducks too,
you know, like that's the dentist or whatever. They call
him Wolf the dentist. But so that's that guy. This
guy was a tight end at Michigan State. His name

(30:55):
was Kyle Sackrid. Oh wow, I like a C k
R I D E R Kyle sack Rider of Battle Creek, Michigan.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
This poor guys, like.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Damn it.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I didn't do anything of significance in my life in football,
and all people know me for is that my name
is Kyle sack Rider.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, about high school was fun for that guy. Probably.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
This guy was a pitcher for the Philadelphia Phillies. He
was never in the majors, but he played on their
minor league in their system. His name was Stephen Shartz.
Oh Sharts, Steven. That's a jersey. I'd wear Steven Sharts.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Yeah, if you like.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
That knockoff of an Yes, that picture that was going
around where the guy's wearing that Timu jersey instead of anzelone,
it says anal zone. Let's see here, there's uh this
guy willed Dick Butkus is on there.

Speaker 6 (31:50):
Ha ha.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Let's see kool Aid mckinstree. That's a fun name. You
didn't know that I love the O O L dash
a I ds A defensive back. Yeah, kool aid mckinstree.
Let's see this guy used to play for l s U.
He's an offensive lineman. His name is Will Clapp. Okay,
so not as Let's see the realist Clark d A

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apostrophe r E capital r e A l y std
realist Clark okay, followed by the coldest dee apostrophe c
O L d E s T. Crawford. That is the
coldest Crawford. Not as good as Dick fits. This guy's

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name is General Booty.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
So the whole Booty family is from Louisiana. They're a
football playing family. So there was Josh Boody and Abraham
Booty and then you've got General. Like at that point,
your parents are just your dad's just screwing around.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
He's like, that's my.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Son, General Booty.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
He's in the j just army.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Let's see this guy's name is Lucius p U s
e Y.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
So do with that what you will.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Let's see Dick Trickle NASCAR driver Dick Trickle Old. That's
back when men used to drive NASCAR, back when it
was the Winston Cup series. Back when we could promote
smoking cigarettes and promote beer, back when men were men,
Back when you can go out and dry, you have
a couple of beers when you get in your car,
and everything like that, back before we became a communist country,

(33:29):
if I may, that's all.

Speaker 10 (33:32):
Any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here is viewed
by some as downright undemocratic, just kind of.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Get in communist.

Speaker 7 (33:39):
When Fela King and I put in a hard day's work,
put in eleven twelve hours a day, and they an't
getting you drug and the lace rang one or two beers.
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, can't you have to wear a seat belt
when you're.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Driving, Chris, we're gonna become in this country, but.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
We weren't that way back when Dick Trickle was behind
the wheel of a Winston Cup Series NASCAR, burning heaters
and driving cars with.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Beer on him.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Those people's favorite driver exactly. Chubby Cox. Chubby Cox. He
is a good distant cousin of Dick Fits, New Cardinals
pitcher Dick Fits. Chubby Cox played for the Milwaukee Bucks.
He's from Philly, He's from Pennsylvania. Let's see, actually is
Chubby Cox related. He is, So he's Kobe Bryant. So

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this guy is the brother in law of jelly Bean Bryan,
who is Kobe's dad. And as you know, Chubby Cox,
God told Kobe into trouble at one point too. Let's see,
Steve hoe you fat is this guy's name. And then finally, no,
that's finally. His name is hoe you fat? Steve ho

(34:51):
you fat? Like the last name is ho you fat?
And then just normal named Steve. Us name is not
you know, something impressive, that's just that's all. The coldest,
the coldest, o you fat? Yeah, no, that would make
more sense to realist hoe you fat. Nope, it's just
Steve with an extra e though steev oh Steve hoe

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you fad. And the newest name to add to that
list that I had never heard. Perhaps I should have
heard this guy's name, but I didn't. His name was
Dick Fits, and it is Dick Fits. He now pitches
for the Cardinals. So that is the newest member of
the Saint Louis Cardinals. His name is Dick Fits. And
now you know the rest of the story. That man's
name was Dick Fits.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Paul Harvey. Good day.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
All right, glad you guys are hanging out with us today.
We have got tickets to see the Detroit Pistons. They
are going for number fourteen tonight. You better look out
Celtics because we're coming to town. And now this fits
actually not like Dick fits, but this song fits because
it's like we're doing the starting lineups like it's old
school Detroit Basketball's Europe on wheel Who living too?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
That is Europe on one O six point seven Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I am Josh.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
So the president pardons a turkey every year, which is
weird to me, Like I think the whole concept of
it is strange, like like, yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Got a turkey, We're gonna pardon the t.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Like I don't know, the whole concept of it is
just strange, Like I mean, like those whole time traditions.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Oh, I get it. It's just a weird tradition to me.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
But see, the President Donald Trump is someone who, even
in something as simple as pardoning a turkey, he uses
it as an opportunity to dump on people he dislikes, which,
in a way I kind of find endearing because my
man is always on brand. Like some people get into
settings and they decide, like, you know what, I'm gonna
just kind of change my pace a little bit here

(36:49):
and maybe ads for the setting.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Not Trump.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
This dude, Trump just goes out and he's like, listen,
I understand it's a little hokey, gimmicky, pardon a turkey bit,
but I'm still gonna take a shot at everybody. While
I have a microphone and I have an audience in
front of me, I'm going to take a shot at somebody.
The person he's taking a shot at this time is
the may or, the governor of Illinois, JB.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Pritzker.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
I know nothing about this guy because I don't pay
attention to politics, but apparently he's overweight because Trump made
sure to hammer that point home again while we're pardoning
a turkey.

Speaker 11 (37:23):
And if you look at the crime that's taken place
in Chicago in the last two weeks, just take a
look at so the front page of every newspaper. It's
out of control. The mayor is incompetent, and the governor
is a big fat slob.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
There's a turkey standing right there waiting to be pardoned.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
He's just like, let me go back to the farm.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Gobble Gobble, and he's like, let me tell you about
this big fat slob.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
JB. Prinzker's fat slob. I just find that humorous.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
And the turkeys like he's still so am I still
pardoned turkeys over there?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
Like so what does this mean for me? Exactly?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
How does this impact my life? So can I just
go now? Or am I going to be on somebody's table.
But then at the end of this again, you know,
before we're dealing with the pardon of the turkey, my
man Trump steps up and that no mind you he
has just called this JB.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Pritzker a fat slob, right, and then.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
He just kind of goes into a thing where he's like,
I don't want to call people nan Like, the guy
is always on brand. I've got to give him some
level of respect for always being on brand.

Speaker 11 (38:32):
And I had a little bit of a Pritzker joke.
I was going to talk about Pritsker in size, But
when I talk about Pritsker, I get angry because he's
not letting us do the job. So I'm not going
to tell my Pritzker joke. They have a very cute
little joke.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
You know.

Speaker 11 (38:47):
Some speechwriter wrote some joke about his weight, but I
would never want to talk about his weight.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
I don't talk about people being fat.

Speaker 11 (38:56):
I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a
fat slob.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
I don't mention it.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Look, this has nothing to do with the he and
he knows that obviously that's the joke. But like I like,
I'm not here to defend the guy. I'm not here
to tell you that he's the greatest politician ever. This
has nothing to do with politics. It has everything to
do with staying on brand, and I appreciate it. He's
pardoning a turkey. It's Thanksgiving and we're pardoning a turkey,

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and my man is up here, Like, let me tell
you about JB.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Pritzker.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
He's a slob.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
He's a big, fat slob.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
And like he stays on brand, he's again pardoning a
turkey and still taking the time to let you know
the JB. Pritzker fat slob, just a gigantic And let
me tell you about Rosie O'Donnell. She is disgusting. She's
a disgusting fat pig.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Are you just in there? And I am I getting pardoned?

Speaker 3 (39:50):
So I'm I'm a house sweating pon more than the
turkey is Diddy.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
He's just like, so, what's gonna happen. It's gonna happen.
I hope that he.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Does that same bit when they're trying to pardon Diddy.
Let me tell you about that turkey. He's a big
fat turkey, and what's happening?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
All right?

Speaker 2 (40:13):
It's stained on wheels, right, it's Detroit's wheels. I got
more from this Trump pardoning of the turkey. This is
the actual audio of him talking about the turkeys he's partnering. Look,
this is not about the politics or anything. I find
the guy to be hysterical.

Speaker 11 (40:29):
The turkey's being pardoned today. Go by the names of
Gobble and Waddle. When I first saw of their pictures,
I thought we should send them.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Well. I was gonna I shouldn't say this. I was
gonna call him chucking Nancy.

Speaker 11 (40:44):
But then I realized I wouldn't be partnering them.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them.
I wouldn't care what Malannie had told me.

Speaker 11 (40:53):
Darling, I think it would be a nice thing to do,
I won't do it, Darling.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
I just love that this guy takes every opportunity to
dump on people.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
He's the most petty person on the planet.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
Like, you know how during the college basketball tournament, like
a president will fill out.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
A bracket on ESPO, like.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
He'd used that and he'd be like, well, my number
one seed is Trump, because Trump is amazing. He's gonna
face number sixteen. That's sleepy Joe. Sleepy Joe is a
sixteen seed. And he's not the kind of sleeper that
can maybe sneak up and beat a duke. No, he's
that kind of sixteen that gets steamrolled. He's he's gonna
lose by one hundred. They're gonna they're not gonna cover

(41:30):
the spread. They're not even gonna do it. Like that's
what you would get from Trump in that scenario, Like
every celebrate like ceremonial type of thing, that's just filler, Like, oh,
that's fluff, like you know, hey, it's Turkey Day and
let's talk about you know whatever. My man turns that
into Hey, my one of my political opponents is a slip.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
If you look at the.

Speaker 11 (41:48):
Crime that's taken place in Chicago in the last two weeks,
just take a look at so the front page of
every newspaper, it's out of.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Control, the mayor is.

Speaker 11 (41:59):
Incompetent, and the governor is a big fat slob.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
It's a big fat slab.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
I noticed, His old buddy here is starting to develop
that old man kind of sound when he talks. He's
starting to almost sound like Lou Holtz. There's a little
bit of that Oh they're spit in the front of
your mouth because you're old sound to him.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Get rid of it. Ah yeah, I mean, look there,
what can you do.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
You know, you start getting into your seventies and eighties,
you start to talk like this.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
In one of dentures or something. That was the cause.
I don't I don't know if he's got dentures or not.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I doubt it, but I mean, whatever it is, it's
causing him to have the type of fuck for fuffering,
suck atash type of deal.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
So he's obviously getting old too. But there you go.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
So Trump uh did decide to pardon Gobble and Waddle,
so he actually got they actually got the party. I
think they did. Now he did rescind, this is God's
honest truth. He did rescind the pardon of the Turkeys
from last year because it was signed with an auto
pin by Joe Biden. Okay, so since Joe Biden signed
with an auto pin and Trump decided that those were

(43:02):
invalid pardons.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
So those are the turkeys they served at the White
House for the Thanksgiving meal, Okay, or will be the
turkey exactly?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
They like, imagine you're these poor turkeys, you got pardned.
You're out on the farm somewhere. You're like, haha Presidential part.
Like they're hanging out a bunch of other turkeys that
are about to like go get slaughtered for things like hey,
guys are gonna get slaughtered to It's like no, no, no, no,
we're pardon.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
We are pardon not anymore, bro, problematic immunity anymore. Bro,
the President just revoked your pardon.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Trump just rolls and he's like, look, it's just been revoked.
It's just been revoked. And they behead these turkeys.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
This it's a.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
Josh Innis show on one of six point seven.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
W LZ Detroit's Wheels Good Josh in his show Sport.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
All right, so of course you get the game at
noon on Sunday Saturday, as you get Thursday, Well no oh,
you're not talking, n No, the game the game Ohio
State and Michigan the game.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
I got you the game. Don't come at me with
don't question my knowledge.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I apologize, I'm sorry, and I'm the casual sports.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Guy I'm gonna tell I'll tell you exactly what you are.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
A big fat slop.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
That's what you are. Don't come at me, bro. Sorry,
I take that back. I didn't mean that. You're not
a big fight start.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
A big fat slob will whenever I become president. Like, look,
there's huffles and buffles, they're like they're they're great turkeys.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
But let me tell you, he's a fat slob and
he knows nothing about sports. He doesn't know anything about sports.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
He's James Campbell, a big fat slob, got a cottage
cheese ass.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
When he's in a man.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Dog, this cottage cheese the only action he gets is
with a flesh light. He just he has sex with
a fleshlight.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
That's all he's getting.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Even the flesh light turns him down sometimes because he
can't even.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Find his hog.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
A big fat slob.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
But anyway, so the game this weekend.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Now, Michigan's in an interesting spot because a win over
Ohio State, like you would think, has to catapult them
into serious discussion for getting into the college football playoff.
As of right now, they're fifteenth in the rankings, so
it's probably it means out and they're not going to win.
I just I don't see a world where it happens.
But if they do, it makes it interesting. So we

(45:22):
shall see. Now, the game that the big fat slav
was referring to a big fat slab was the Lions
and Packers. That is a huge game. See that's a
huge game. That's not the game that's a huge game.
I see the difference.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Now you do.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
How about your fat ask? Go gets you a gravy
boat at the game tonight and shut up?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Got some tickets? Maybe I will? Oh you?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Oh well, okay, So the there's a log jam right
now in the division with the Bears. Lee, I'm telling
you here's a I promise the Bears will fall out
of the lead in that division, and I don't think
they're going to make the playoffs. I don't believe they will.
They're a fraud. If you look at their strength schedule,
they've played nobody. If you look at their strength of victory,
they've beaten nobody. The Bears are going to fall out.

(46:06):
They are a fraud, fraud, fraud. But this is a
huge game because the Packers have a terrible offense, but
their defense has been nasty. Lions have to win tomorrow.
I mean again, I know it's not a must win,
but it's a really really really would prefer that you
did win it game for a multitude of reasons, like
a description like you get up at the podium the

(46:26):
so coach, do you view this some must win? Look, guys,
this is not a must win, but it's a I'd
really really really really prefer to.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Win it game.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
But it is huge now. They were asking the important
questions at the press conference yesterday as Dan Campbell prepares
for what is a really really really really really would
prefer to win it game? Game? Questions like what makes
the perfect Thanksgiving plate?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Key to the perfect play plate, key to the perfect plate.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I think I can help with the pan PAM situation,
key to the perfect plate. My man's really thinking about this.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Hear the perfect plates.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
I mean he's like he's really going over like does
a man not eat Thanksgiving meals?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
It's like, what do you?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I don't under all I think about is ball, brother,
That's the only ball I don't care about butter ball.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
I care about football, brother, grabbing that tricky leg and
eating it on the field after if they win. Yeah,
that's a that's a tough one. It's not.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
It's not a tough one. Just say what you want
on your plate that Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Dan, my god, Well, I don't know. I guess I
would say variety.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
I mean, dad, it's Thanksgivings.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
The head coach of an NFL team, you have to
come up with strategies and schemes and everything else. It
is now taking you thirty minutes of pondering about what
it takes to make a perfect Thanksgiving plate.

Speaker 4 (47:46):
It's pretty vanilla, right, it's pretty boring. Variety is the
key to the or if you're giving me one, give
me ham home is the key, all right, to the
perfect plate. There's a lot of turkey lovers out there,
unless it's fried turkey. I'm all about fried turkey.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
But all right, got to go, guys, like, you couldn't
give me anything you could like if you ask me
that right now, just off the top of my head,
what makes the perfect things giving play to be? Like, well,
you want to make sure you have some sweet potatoes
because it gives you that little bit of sweet, but
throw a little mashed potato on there because you gotta
have it, because that's delicious with gravy. Give me a
little green beans. I don't need green bean cast roll.
Give me a delicious fluffy roll. Give me like I mean,

(48:26):
it's gotta be a good roll. It can't be like
a stale kind of like crappy role.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
It's a real lobster business. Those are good two.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Or you know, if I really had my druthers, I
would just take the rolls from Texas Roadhouse and just
dip them in that debt cinnamon butter the whole time.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
But like, this isn't difficult.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
My man has to come up with schemes to beat
NFL teams every week, and he's like, I don't really
know what to make.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I don't really know these things. But anyway, So that
was Dan Campbell.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Pistons go for number fourteen tonight in a row as
they take on Boston. The Wings are at home against Nashville.
Get there early if you want your gravy boat books
like a zamboni.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
And that is sports. And this is Bush. We've got Bush.
We've got Bush. He've got Bush. Thank you book Ti.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
We'll have those tickets to see the Pistons coming up
in about ten minutes on wheels one oh six points
seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and his show Josh James. Good
morning friends, Glad you're hanging out with us. Here's a
fun story, a story about a guy in Italy.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
This is now.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
The headline reads that man dresses as his dead mother
and missus doubtfire style scheme to collect the pension. Now,
I think that this is unfair to missus doubtfire type schemes.
Like just because the guy's wearing the wig and dressed
as his mom doesn't mean that it's a missus doubtfire thing.
But an Italian man is being investigated after he dressed

(49:52):
up as his deceased mother in a pension scam. The
fifty six year old man disguised himself as his mother,
eighty five year old Griz dollars Ilio. And I said
that completely wrong hand. I did the thing here, This
is the thing in the fresh mood sah in a blouse.
He put on a blouse and skirt and lipstick and

(50:14):
a short brown wig and a misdoubt fire style scheme
to collect his mother's pension after she died in twenty
twenty two. The unidentified man was a former nurse and
is currently unemployed. He never reported his mother's death and
continued to claim off of her survivor's pension from her
late husband and income from the family's real estate.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
You know, if you're willing to put.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Up with the stench of a dead body in your house,
it's actually not the worst scam ever.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Like I think, like.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
At the end of the day, you know, you put
the mom down in the basement or something like that,
and you keep collecting. And so apparently this guy would
walk in. Well here's how it all broke down. So
on November sixteenth, a registry clerk in Borgo Virgilio, about
two hours east of Milan, noticed the man's disguise after
he came in to renew his mother's identity card. They

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contacted Borgo Virgolio Mayor Francisco a party and the police,
and an investigation was launched.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
She looked very much.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Like the woman in the photo on the ID, but
there was something that didn't convince the employee, like the
hair on her neck and the heavy makeup, and it
looked like beard holes were protruding from the grease paper.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
You didn't even get a clean shave.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
He's goll like a five o'clock show. No, I swear
I'm my mother. Look, look look at his me. It's
me aviero. But so yeah, so that's how he got
busted by his beard holes. We analyzed the video surveillance
footage and saw the woman arrive in a car, alarm
bells ringing. The woman doesn't have a driver's license. Piece

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by piece, the picture of this unpleasant situation began to emerge.
The office clerk called the man back to the registry office,
where the mayor and police officers confronted him, and he
admitted to the disguise and that Grazilia was his mother.
Look at your mom, Like, if you're gonna portray someone
that's dead, I mean, might as well be your kin, right,
So it could have.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Been worse, I suppose.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
In footage obtained by the Italian outlet, the maniscene walking
in disguise with a cane as he heads to the.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Look it's a bold move. Here's my problem.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I feel like, once you've collected enough, once you have
to go back into the registry and put on a wig.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
And pretend to be your mom.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
The jiga is gonna have I think it's not when
you just accept the fact that you you made out
with money in this and just leave the country and
flee and disappear and go live off of whatever money
that you made from this scam. See what happened is
your hubris got you. Greed, just like in any scam,
greed will kill you. And in this case, this guy
kept wanting more and more and more. I mean the

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guy kept his dead mom I guess at his house.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, that remains.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I mean to me, let's go back to the idea
that this is a Missus doubtfire situation. This is not
a Missus doubtfire situation. Missus doubtfire was not trying to
scheme anybody out of money. Missus doubtfire. The guy just
wanted to see his kids. I mean, he took a
very creepy route to see his kids, but.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
He wanted to see his kids.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
He was in no way like like trying to defraud
anybody out of money. Like to say that there's a
Missus doubtfire situation, this is more almost like a Norman
Bates situation, Like dead mom in the house, you know,
like you're doing bad things, like nefarious things. That's more
like this. I don't view this as a missus doudfire.
I think that's completely unfair, and I think that they

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owe missus doubtfire and apologies actually what.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
They do in that situation.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
If you want to see the picture of this guy
in his wig though, so I was wondering how they
had this picture, but that's from his id.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Like and he had to get the idea updated and
that's when everything fell apart.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Brother, you are bold because like you look like a
man in a wig, like I can see a slight
real I mean, look, there's a resemblance to the mom.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
This is an awesome power. Is this a man baby? No, well,
that ain't your mother. It's it's a man baby. That's
a man man. I agree with you. I think that's
a lot closer than missus doubt fun. That ain't no woman.
It's a man man. That ain't your mother. It's a
man baby. So anyway, if you want to check out

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the picture.

Speaker 12 (54:25):
It's your mother, it's a man baby.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
If you want to check out the picture of that,
you can just go to the Josh Inna Show Facebook
and follow us. I mean like, I wonder if what
he went up to he put on like a mom
voice or.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
Like hello, we knew my idea. Look at me. I
mean it's me.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
If I could do a better female Italian accent, it'd
be more Italian me.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I mean the ball in a moody?

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Or did he go up there and just forget and
be like yeah, I need to get my ID and
then scratch his balls. She's like, hold on, let me
adjust my package. What he should have done is said
he's transgender. Like what would they tell him?

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Then?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
What would they tell him? They'd be afraid to tell
him anything. Tell me I'm not a woman, Tell me
I'm not a woman. Italy might be a little bit different. Yeah,
in Italy they might just say we don't care. And
in America they'd be like, we're so sorry. Would you
like to play in the w NBA? Would you like
to addrag? Whould you like to play volleyball in ann Arbor?
We can set you up, We'll make it real good life.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
That's not your mother. It's a man baby. So there
you go. The picture's great though, because like that's dude
in a way. You've got to applaud is Hubris in
a way.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
You got to be like, dude, I commend you for
like it's either ballsy or stupid. There's a fine line
between ballsy and stupid. I mean, this is probably stupid
because he got caught. But at least he took a shot.
What did that, Michael Jordan one say he missed one
hundred percent of the shots? You don't take, sat or
Wayne Gretzky. Okay, Wayne Gretzky said that whatever the great one.

(55:56):
So Wayne Gretzky, who's then casual sports guy, Now that's true.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
I'm the fat slob.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
As it turns out, I take back everything I said
about you, James. I'm the big fat slab, big fat slob.
So uh, but you take you take, Wayne Gretzky, you
missed one hundred percent of the shots you don't take.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
My man took a shot. He missed.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
But I think we got to who plot people who take.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Chances, and this man took a chance and it failed. Dice,
but you know you got to do that, all right.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
So check out that picture on the Josh and to
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Speaker 1 (56:45):
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Speaker 2 (56:58):
I've got another story here, and this is not something
that you should laugh at, but the headline reads, patient
at Harper Hospital claims her prosthetic leg disappeared while she
was in surgery.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
It's not funny, but the headline would lead you to
believe it kind of is a little bit. Maybe they
got up and walked away. I don't know what to
tell you. So we got that story coming up. It's
the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Josh in his show one six point seven Double Llz
Truly Twheels.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
One O six point seven de Trots Wheels, Josh had
a show that is Brian Adams.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
The first concert I ever remember.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Attending is Brian Adams. I actually went backstage and met
and I was like four years old. There's a picture
somewhere I just don't know where it is Josh and
James this morning. So I read this headline. Patient at
Harper Hospital claims her prosthetic leg disappeared while she was
in surgery, and at first glance, it's like, oh, that's
kind of funny. There's surgery. You know you're missing leg.
They probably found it a while thing to misplace. As

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it turns out, this story is so terrible. Like the headline,
you know, naha, someone's missing. Early you hear stories about
someone like misslike loose, Like I saw a picture of
some guy losing a bet in the Cowboys game the
other day and like gave his prosthetic leg to the guy.
That dumb stuff like that. This story is terrible. Let's
play a little bit of that here.

Speaker 12 (58:21):
A Detroit woman speaking out after her hospital stayed.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Turned into a nightmare.

Speaker 12 (58:25):
She says she woke up from surgery to discover several
of her personal items had disappeared, including her prosthetic leg.
Now she's demanding answers, so she reached out to the
Fox who problems overs Fox, Who's Jessica?

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Do think answer the call?

Speaker 2 (58:38):
She's everywhere, by the way, She's out there rescuing dogs,
on the street. She's out there doing stories about you know, uh,
transgender athletes and Ann Arbor missing prosthetic legs.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
She's out there everywhere, is Jessica. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
that was her.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Oh yeah, that's where that's the story where she talks
about always get it given to her.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
That's true. Jessica joined us live from hot story considerably
funnier than this one.

Speaker 12 (59:02):
Corporal Harper Hospital in Detroit, and just this story just
it's just awful to hear someone lose so much in
the midst of such a vulnerable moment.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
That's right, Rue.

Speaker 10 (59:13):
The seventy five year old woman that we're talking about
a patient here, since she lost all of that stuff
while getting her other leg amputated this month, she says,
it has been.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
So she's already missing one leg, she's getting another leg amputated,
and then they misplaced the prosthetic leg.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
Well maybe the prosthetic they took to make a duplicate
for the other leg, you know, maybe they need the
optimist would say that, James.

Speaker 10 (59:36):
But no, three weeks her stuff vanished. She has heard
from the hospital, but her stuff has not been replaced
or reimbursed. Now the hospital DMC they've had twenty five
four hours to craft a pretty interesting statement.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
Take a listen Prostyce's leg, my prostaces dress, my adventures
is missing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Like what prosthetic breasts? I think she had breast cancer.
Oh so they were all correct, so she.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Had Yeah there, let me get the list. I got
the list right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
Poor girl has to pull out a list of all
of the things they misplaced.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
How is that possible? Like the worst version of my
favorite thing song?

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Yeah, and they're all misplaced, every one of them's gone.

Speaker 10 (01:00:24):
Kind of sad when you need a list, she says,
all disappeared. On top of that, her purse, clothes in more.

Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
My mom's necklace with her ashes in it at her burstone,
and then my sister who's deceased. I had her watch.
What am I supposed to do about that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Apparently she just brought everything with her to the hospital,
all of her belongings to Like, ma'am, why are all
of these things at the hospital for this surgery?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Maybe they're like good luck charms or something.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I go up with, like a spare pair of underwear
and maybe a change of shirt.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
You know that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
I get that, But maybe that's like the thing that
makes her feel comfortable before she gets a leg amputated.
I mean, look, who am I to judge what she
brings to the hospital for that.

Speaker 10 (01:01:06):
Pamela Broner is no stranger to Harper Hospital Downtown Detroit.
Her blood disease forced thirty plus surgeries, and she's a
breast cancer survivor. This month, she went in with her
left leg and came out without it had to be amputated.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
They kept me at ICU for five days trying to
get blood float through my legs and my foot and
my leg had turned black.

Speaker 10 (01:01:30):
Will spare you the photos, but it is bad, adding
insult to literal injury, she says. When she came out
of ICU, her stuff was gone.

Speaker 8 (01:01:39):
It has really messed with me. I'm just horrified about
all of this.

Speaker 10 (01:01:44):
For three weeks, Pamela kept meticulous notes about her experience
in her outpatient rehab bed, hoping her things turned up.
DMC who runs Harper has sent over Sarah and Brenda
and Randall and Erica and Tom, but no one has
cut a chat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
It's mom but number five, my lord.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I didn't realize there'd be so many song references in
this horrible, tragic news story.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Hey, where's my leg?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
Well, we asked Pamela and Andre and Sandra and Rita,
And as I continue, I can't find my feeta. But
anyway I can't find You're welcome. Look, I'll be here
all wait. I'm not just a big fat slob. I
can bring a little bit more to the table. A
big fat slob that sucks, though I feel terrible, like
like I read the headline, I'm like, oh, waka walk

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someone's missing there like after surgery. No, this woman is
like a human the poor guys, like a missus potato head,
like all of her pieces, all of her pieces are
missing and that's unfortunate like that, like how was I
I guess my question would be, how is that possible?
How do you go in having all of this stuff
and now all of it's gone and no one can
find it?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Like it had to have been stolen, right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Like you're not just gonna it's a hospital, you're confined
to the hospital, So.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Where would it have gone?

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
Just look at the clean cleanup crew, some of the orderly,
like who had access to this stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
You know, let's find it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
And who's driving in a fancy new car because they've
sold off these items?

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
And who has three legs and four breasts? These are
the questions if we gonna find that person.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
This is not at an animal rescue hospital. Godness is
there's less of three legs and four breasts there. That's
what I'm trying to say.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
Is no, I'm not laughing at the stitch. I'm just
laughing at the other. Soone's gotten four legs walking like
I swear these are mine. I see you have a
third leg there, sir, well, thanks for noticing it. Throw
it from the lady, and I see you like someone's
getting that leg.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
I was up a different lock, double motor boated like
an alien.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
It's disturbed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
It really is one of those six point seven to
Trent's wheels Josh had.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Is show my own worst Anima. And this poor woman
at the hospital.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
They lost her leg, they lost her teeth, they lost
her her prosthetic breasts, they lost it on their mom's ashes,
like whoa. But like and again, I'm not laughing at
the story. It is a sad story, and I feel
horrible for this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
But they're like, we can't find them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
And then like the idea of there's just some orderly
walking around the hospital with three legs, four breasts, seventy
five teeth, and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
You see bend and Ben get breast and plants.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
He's like, I look, I think we've solved the crime here.
I got some You've got some chompers too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
It's bad. I've got three cents of teeth in his mom.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Ben, how do you have seventy five teeth and four breasts?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I don't know. And I would have gotten away with
it if it wasn't for you meddling chips. Again, the
story is not funny.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
It is a sad story about this poor I feel
dreadful for this woman. I don't know how it's possible
that a hospital could misplace all this, so you would
think it would have had to have been stolen. What
I had to be because I choose to have some
level of belief in the hospital system that they're not
going to misplay, like you might misplace one thing like
oh I misplaced this necklace, or oh the teeth are missing,

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not her entire body, like her entire.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Body is missing and these people can't find it. Legs,
breasts and teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Man, Oh god, it's dreadful for this woman.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
There's just some guy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
It's kind of like when you see like the little
rascals sitting on each other's shoulders to try to sneak
into the trench cout you know some guys out there.
He's like, how do you have three legs and scoobies?
I really like, like hay scoob and like they violate.
I think we've owned. It's like, yes, it's old. It's
been the orderly, it's been the orly. It's been the orderly.

(01:05:45):
It's been him the whole time.

Speaker 7 (01:05:46):
And I would have gotten away with it if it
wasn't for you meddling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Cheese, you snooping disc jockeys. It's totally normal to have
six breasts. Yeah, you never seen a cow. It's like
a six pack.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Different.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
Who are you to say that I don't have seven legs? Oh,
I'm sorry that you guys live in normal world where
you don't have imagination anyway, So there you go. That's
that story. Hopefully this woman finds oliver her holy she
gets rich off of this too. She's in her mid seventies,
she's missing both legs, her prosthetic leg is missing missing,

(01:06:24):
her breasts are missing. I mean, like, so a tough
go with it Towards the end of the life cycle here.
I think that's one way of putting it. Like you
meet this way, You're like, you've got a real tough
go of it hasn't like she's probably let me tell you, yeah,
don't get me started. All of a sudden, she becomes
like a Jewish borch belt comedian like, don't get me started. Oi,

(01:06:48):
let me tell you. I go to the hospital, like,
come in, I'm missing both legs and my wife oivey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Anyway, definitely get the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
I enjoy you. You're like, you've had a real tough
co Yeah. I would love to hear you have this conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I feel horrible. It's like you're like Arthur if you've
ever seen Arthur.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
And at the beginning, she's like, you know, my you know,
my my mother died when I was six and my
father raped me when I was twelve. And he's like, well,
you've had six relatively good years. Then you know, it's
like you found.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
The silver leg.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
She's like, well, you know, my mixed, I'm missing both limbs.
Someone stole my prosthetic leg. My answer, my prosthetic breasts
are missing, my teeth are missing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
It's like, well, at least you don't have to wear glasses.
So there's that Xtra Vision's Fine Show six point seven w.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
LZ Detroit's Wheels one O six point seventy tro It's
Wheels Josh in his show, By the way, brass.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
To Doug Thomas.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Doug Thomas, who won those tickets to see the Pistons
next week as they go for number fourteen in a row.
That would be a franchise record. That is an early
game tonight, five o'clock. By the way, tonight, I plan
on putting up the tree. I'm not someone who gets
all into the idea of putting up a tree, but
my wife likes it, and so you know, we had
to buy a smaller tree because our house is smaller

(01:08:21):
and kind of narrow. So we're putting up the tree tonight.
By putting up the tree, I mean we're putting together
the fake tree. Are you real or fake?

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
We're fake?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
Yeah, you have to like to me, that's the only
way to get easier. So we're doing that tonight, and
then we are going to get intoxicated and watch planes, trains,
and automobiles, which is the definitive Thanksgiving movie. Obviously, there
aren't really that many movies that are even centered around Thanksgiving.
If you like to make a suggestion, you can. You
can shoot us a text. Text the word Josh and

(01:08:49):
your message to five one eight eight one. All you
members of the Just Army. We'd like to hear from you.
But I mean, there's there's a What's the movie with
Ed O'Neill, Dutch and Dutch? Like I watched it last
year because I hadn't watched it in forever, so I
was like, I wonder if Dutch is any good?

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
And I think Dutch.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Was written by John Hughes, Like I think John Hughes
had something to do with Dutch, So I watch it. It's
a movie where like Ed O'Neil has to pick up
his girlfriend's kid from like a boarding school or something
and travel across the country. Which in what universe does
that happen? In what universe does some guy who's never
met his wife's son have to go pick him up

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at like a school and drive him across the country
for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
Essay? So I guess that would fall into that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
It's kind of like over the top, Like you watch
over the Top and it's like, yes, this guy, this
kid is Stallone's kid.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Technically, but he's never met the kid.

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
And then he just shows up in this big rig
and picks him up at military school because the mom
asked him to.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
He's like, I don't even know you, you creep.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
You could be a you could be a pedo, but
like whatever, And that's kind of how Dutch was. Like Dutch,
You're like like, this guy'sn't even related to him. And
the MOVI he was so bad. Like I tried to
like it and it just didn't do anything for me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I just remember the scene they pull over the side
of the road and they start detonating fireworks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Yeah that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
That sticks to my brain, I think, just because I'm
a fireworks fanatic and I was like, oh, I really
like to Debton eat some of those.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Yeah, that's a fun way. I just want to detonate. Fine, yeah,
you are a pirate.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
So if you guys want to make suggestions, but planes, trains,
and automobiles is the obvious one and it's the definitive.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
I'm to drive you to witch Dog to catch a train. Yeah,
we'd appreciate it.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Train, don't run out of widgetaal m m u less
than you're a hog or a cattle people train runs
out of stub Bill.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
That'll be fine, just fine.

Speaker 7 (01:10:45):
Leave it me get your lady behind out here and
put that trunk up in the back.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Oh no, no, the work, we've got it. It's very heavy.
She don't mind. She's short and skinny, but she's strong.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
First come out, come outside ways.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
She didn't scream or nothing is And that's something. You're
a real troop. So there's that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
And someone brought this up on the text and I
can't believe I forgot it because it's one of the
most underrated comedies in comedy history that doesn't get a
lot of love because of who's in it. But Son
in Law is technically a things.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Oh that's right, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
They show up as Steven Tyler PJS. They go to
the farm for Thanksgiving. God, you have no idea how
much I love son in law like it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
It feels bad. He's got nobody to spend things Giving with. Correct,
So she.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Takes him home and then her little hick boyfriend's about
to propose, So then she's like, do something, crawl and
then he proposes instead, and it's a whole deal. But
I love son in law. Son in Law is Mount Rushmore.
It may be as far as favorite rewatchable movies. For me,
Son in Law is among my favorites. Like I'm not
like a lot of the Paully Shore movies aren't great.

(01:11:53):
Like I like, I've met Paulie. I think he's a
nice enough guy. Son in Law, though, was like the
Apex obviously for Polly's short, Like I.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
Never loved that Hill from There with him, I mean,
but it was so good. A biodome, a good movie,
the Jury Duty, Ye Duty.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
There were some others. There was Biodome you brought up.
There was Jury Duty, There was in the Army Now,
which I enjoyed that one. Before that, there was Encino Man.
Of course, no Weeds of the Juice.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
But yeah, I totally forgot about Son in Law. God,
I love that movie so much.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Do you have any traditions, like holiday movie traditions or
anything like that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
So much around like Thanksgiving, but at Christmas, I would
always go home after and having Christmas with my parents
and whoever else we were doing Christmas with, go home
and watch National Lampoons, National Lampoons.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Christmas movie like that to me is like Christmas Dacation Ultimate. Yeah,
Christmas Vacation is like my favorite holiday movie.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Hey kids, I heard in the news that an airline
pilot spot at Santa's sled on its way in from
New York.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Clark cousin Eddie Man like the greatest character right there
in that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Real Tomato ketchup Eddy, only the best, you know, I
French kiss. Oh everybody does that. Well, Daddy says, I'm
the best at it, so yes, I'm with you. Christmas
Vacation was a tradition growing up. Me and my dad
and Grandpa and everybody would watch that, Like I don't
get into the Christmas story. It's fine, and you quote it,
and it's on twenty four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
It's always on the TV. But it's fine. It's background noise.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
But to me, Christmas Vacation Bad Santa is a must
watch as you get into the Christmas season, which starts
after tomorrow. Christmas movie season has to start right after
Thanksgiving because you got to watch planes, trains, and automobiles
maybe sun and lawn now tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Thanks for bringing that up, Texter, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
And then after that you transition right into the holiday
movies with Bad Santa four Christmases, which is a new classic.
By the way, for me, I love Four Christmases with
Vince Vaughan. There are certain scenes in that movie that
are are are among the elite, Like there's a line
that what was the it was from What's Robert Duval
talking about how you know he's divorcing his wife?

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
I actually might have this.

Speaker 11 (01:14:10):
I better I put a roof over ahead and I
never allowed to her faced A spoiler is what I did?

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Such a good movie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
So there's that so bad Santa for Christmases, those are
like must watch. Then we'll dig up a couple of
new holiday Hallmark movies to make fun of, like hey,
it's a Buffalo Bill's love Story Christmas, And then we'll
get drunk and watch that I did.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
I guess a big movie coming out this season, right
it is, So we're gonna watch that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Actually, I have a whole We made a schedule drunkenly
one night of the how our holiday season is gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
So, just to give you an.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Example, like twelve one, December first, football's happening, so we're
gonna watch football. But December second, for Christmases, December third,
we're gonna watch Holiday, which was a lovely little film
with Emma Roberts, who I have it so bad for
I just love the Semmer Roberts.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Let's see. Then football happens on December fourth.

Speaker 2 (01:15:02):
Then we're gonna watch some movie that we've never seen
called Christmas Is Canceled. Then on December six, we're gonna
watch a double feature of the Bad Santa Movies. Then
twelve seven, it's Christmas. Oh and Love Actually, how can
I forget Love?

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Actually? I'm gonna sit around. I'm gonna watch that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Oh, I'm gonna cry like like I'm gonna get just
drunk enough to sob at the end of the movie
when they play God Only Knows. Then Jingle All the Way,
which is an underappreciated It's a great one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
I love it with Sinbad, That's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Herbal Scrooged with Bill Scrooge.

Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
Just Friends with Ryan Reynolds is great.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Christmas Vacation, Ernest Saves Christmas, Harold and Kumar Christmas. If
you want to get in, I want to know your traditions.
Do you have any Thanksgiving traditions? Any Christmas movie? Like?

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
What are the movies you have to watch on your holidays?

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Let's go text me now, text the word Josh in
your message to five one eight eight one five eight one.
I want to hear like this person who mentioned Son
in Law, which I may have to watch tonight because
damn it, I love that movie, all right. I can't
believe I forgot about that. There you go, all right,
cults of personality. Now on wheels Idea, you haven't danks standing.

(01:16:11):
That is Adam Sandler, who is maybe the most likable
celebrity on the planet. Like I can't think of anybody
who's more universally like just a nice guy, right, Like
you don't know anything about him politically, nothing, There's nothing
you can say about him.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
You may not like the movies he makes, because let's
be real, he makes dreadful movies. Like most of the
movies he makes now, like nine out of ten of
them are just awful. Like that in that check and
how You're and his friends they have some fun and
I'm with it, dude, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
All for it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Like like I wanted to go into the Happy Gilmour
movie just wanting to laugh and like, oh this is stupid,
but it was so bad that I didn't find it funny.
But like, he's so likable and so nice. I've met
him once and he was just the nicest guy. I
met him and Kevin James when they were promoting the
First Grown Ups. Oh really, And I was at the
Super Bowl and they were I love you Chuck and

(01:17:00):
Larry or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
No, but that was good too.

Speaker 2 (01:17:03):
But no, I met them when they did The First
Grown Ups back in like twenty ten, and they were
just super nice dudes, just chill, nice guys. And he's
so likable, Like he's one of those guys that makes
bad things and you don't want to say they're bad
because he's so likeable.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
It's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Yeah, he is so nice, but he makes a lot
of bad stuff. Like, look, he's getting paid a billion
dollars by Netflix. He's got to keep pumping out movies,
and it just so happens most of them are really
really bad.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Because he seem do stand up though he's still got it. See,
he was here long ago and I didn't go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
I didn't see him most recently in Detroit, but I've
seen him do like a set in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Yeah, hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
So you think about the most likable celebs, right, like
Tom Hanks usually falls into that category. But even Tom
Hanks will dip a little bit enough into politics stuff,
even subtly where you'll go, oh, I see, But there
are very few people who just don't touch it at all.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
Sammy Hagar is one of those guys.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
You never hear anything politically out of Sammy Hagar, and
you're just like, this guy's chill af and he's cool
and he could with anybody. I think Buffet's kind of
like that, loves tequila. Buffett was kind of like that.
Sandler's kind of like that. I think that you would
say Kevin James is like that. I have no idea
what Kevin James politics are.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
I don't care. Like there are just certain dudes like
that that are just but then you you.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Know, you get your kid Rocks, you know where they stand,
or you get your Bruce Springsteens and you know where
they stand, and then you get your Sandlers, who's just like,
I'm rich as hell.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
I wear jim shorts everywhere. I can do whatever the
hell I want.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
I can't relate to a slevity more than him, just
because I don't want to dress up. I want to
wear shorts and just a baggy T shirt wherever I go,
Whether the protocol calls for you to dress up or not,
like why why can I just wear a Toceedo T shirt?

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
And of course the biggest difference, there's like a hundred
million differences between you and he. Yeah, but lots of
dollar bills, That's what I'm saying, one hundred million or
so of those. But other than that, like we get
to do all the slovenly things but have none of
the money.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Yeah. Yeah, Look that's how you live.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
I guess all right, Josh, And to show you up
more rock coming up on wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
This is the josh in Ish Shoe on one two
six point seven double WLLZ Detroit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:04):
It's wheels, Josh and the show Josh and James.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
So you know earlier, I guess it was last week
that we made all those fun rock and roll songs
with Ai, yeah, insulting all of our enemies, which, by
the way, Casey did not find funny. I did not
know this until you told me that Casey didn't find
this funny. I thought he was amused by those songs. Yeah,
I thought he would have been amused too, But he was.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Amused as I was.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Like.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
That's when I decided that Casey has no sense of
humor when he didn't find that the thing that got
the biggest reaction we've ever done on this show and
got the biggest reaction, and Casey didn't find him most
appreciated art correct. But then he walks in here today
and he's got his vinyl copy of Alice's Restaurant and
he's like, look, look, I found this vinyl a in

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a crate. Like, that's cool, Casey had, that's great, But
you didn't find our stuff funny, which amazed me because
it was truly the funniest stuff we've ever done. I
was gonna beat you with that record, I know, just
to give you a little idea of how a little
bit of that song sat, to give you the idea
of where we're going next here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:02):
But this is uh, just an idea of what we
did with Ai last week.

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
There that was the end. That was great. I can
see why he didn't like it. All Right, here we go,
come be on.

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
WC. It sucks, that stops and the riff sucks today,
shot up Jim's house sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
That house suck.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Fuck is that we can man suck?

Speaker 13 (01:20:42):
My post station is a fame stations.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Trass my news Exus.

Speaker 13 (01:20:51):
And springs, God sucks too, Fosse and thou sucks everybody, but.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
We have.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
So there's an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
So that was last week, which I thought was arguably
the greatest art that's ever been created.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
But Casey begs too different.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
I was shocked to hear that, Like, I think he
thinks that people take us seriously when we do this
kind of stuff, Like, yeah, I don't think those shows
are particularly good, but it's a joke. We're goofing like everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Of course, we're saying everybody sucks and we're saying we
are the best. It's like the most immature like way
to go about things.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
But Casey takes it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
So seriously and he's like, oh, look, the people on
Facebook are not gonna like that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
I'm like, well, you don't just shove it, I mean drop.
But anyway, so.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
We've had this idea to come up with like every
day at the end of the show, to do a
musical version of a show recap. We put it into AI.
We take the things we talked about or different things
that were set on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
It thanks to my wife for giving me your credit
card numbers so we can afford more credits.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Thank you, Bay, And so we just spit this in
there and said, hurry up to produce us an AI
recap of the show today. Now again, this is a
work in progress because I just thought of doing this
five minutes ago. So I don't know how it's gonna
sound or how it's not gonna sound. But we took
all the things we talked about today and said, make
us an AI song about this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
It may totally suck, and it may have promised. I
don't know. So let's play this. This is today's show recap.
What is supposed to be the genre of the music
but rock, all right, let's see what say again?

Speaker 4 (01:22:35):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Also that sounds nothing like butt rock. That sounds like
nineties country clap along music.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
But anyway, here we go.

Speaker 13 (01:22:48):
At the end of the show recap song.

Speaker 6 (01:22:51):
Then Campbell struggles with Thanksgiving and stumped a lady's legs
and moves on missing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
We learned the dick fizz Josh He's.

Speaker 6 (01:23:01):
Gonna get drunk, and cry watch love. Actually wils plays
a crabby Alice.

Speaker 13 (01:23:06):
Restaurant song, and Casey is pissed, Jp Kritzker is fat sloped.
We got a real life Missus doubtfire in Italy.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Watch out take a Turkey.

Speaker 13 (01:23:21):
The Lion's game isn't a must win, it's a really
really prefer to win game.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
And Josh has.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
Gone five.

Speaker 4 (01:23:34):
The end.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
He is the best.

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Congratulations on the five days too, sir, Yes, congratulations five
days without missing your pants?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
Did they send you another one of those two? Oh god,
sitting too?

Speaker 5 (01:23:50):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
I think that I think that did a good job
of adequately describing what happened in the show today and
it got the message.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
And thank you for adding that I haven't heed my
pants in five days too. I I got to include
that we have really giant hogs that should be in
all of that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
That should be how every one of the men's say,
heyay lady, hey lamy the uh we probably should put
a board up here like we work in a factory
and it's like number of days without incident because I'm
on like five.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
So but I'll tell you this. I came close yesterday.
I was sweating, but I found a porta potty. I
don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
I don't know if it's just old age or that
I drink a lot of water and pops and whatever.
But I'll keep your body hydrated. It really is though,
But so then you have to pee. I'll tell you something.
Then you already know this porta potties really gross. Like
I usually don't feel bad for women on things because look,
I'm a man and I don't have to feel bad

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for anybody, But when it comes to porta potty world,
I feel terrible for women in that world.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
So they sent us another, so another show recap song.
So that was the first one. Like I think, like, please,
I need your text in I need your input text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one. Should this become a regular thing that at
the end of every show we do a show recap song.
That's the question here. So here's the next one show

(01:25:14):
recap song number two. Also, AI has no clue what
butt rock is like, none whatsoever.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
I mean, that's a flat out country song.

Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
There.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
This is the end of the show recap song.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
Dan Campbell struggles with Thanksgiving that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Ladies Lex and Boom for missing We learned to dig Bits.

Speaker 6 (01:25:53):
Jos is gonna get drunk and cry watching Love Actually.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Wheels plays a.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
Crappy analysis restaurants song in case he is pissing JB.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
Pritzker is fat slop. We got a real life. This
is doubt fired Italy, Watch out fucker ticker Tucket.

Speaker 13 (01:26:17):
To the last game isn't I must win.

Speaker 7 (01:26:24):
But it's a really really prefer to win game.

Speaker 13 (01:26:28):
And Josh is gone five days without pissiting past.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Yeah, I mean not rocks.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Well, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
That's quality. This is a great way to wrap up
the show.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Let everybody know who Maybe he didn't catch someone said
at the beg anyhow what they miss.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Let's see if it comes back around with more Lera
gott a real life.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
This is down fired Italy, watch out fuck teck A.

Speaker 13 (01:26:59):
Talking terms Elias game and amous Windmud's.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Really really the Wind game and just's.

Speaker 10 (01:27:10):
Not bomb without.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
There you go, I'd see. I think this is a
quality way to end every show. I like it. Oh god, so.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Absolutely love the recap songs. I'm laughing my ass off,
says Kim. It says hard, yes, but not so country, Josh.
That song killed me. O MG, I was laughing so
hard at work, dude, you have to do that after
every show, Josh. Okay, here's where Josh Ai is plagiarism

(01:27:49):
and putting real artists out of work. AI requires enormous
amounts of electricity and water to run, causing ecological and
economic issues, as well as a firestorm of ethical usage
problems surrounding stealing people's faces, voices, and the art that
people create. Can we not thanks? I love the show,
but it's not you have to have the you don't
need the AI slop all right, party pooper, sir, This

(01:28:11):
is a Wendy's Let's see here y, I slap like, look,
look brother. What I like is it's putting real people
out of work, like real talk brother. Like all the
people that are being put out of work by AI,
if I had to guess, are probably still people that
are playing, like, you know, their little shows at a
bar or something like what a killjoy. On that note,

(01:28:33):
I'm gonna play the first one again because I like
it better.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
Yeah, but thank you for liking the show.

Speaker 13 (01:28:41):
I do appreciate it is the end of the show
recast song.

Speaker 6 (01:28:46):
Then Campbell struggles with Thanksgiving and stumbs a lady's legs
and moves on missing we learned to dig this. Josh
Who's Gonna get drunk and cry watch Love actually plays
a Crabby Alice restaurant.

Speaker 13 (01:29:02):
Song and Casey is pissed, Jiffy Fritz Curry's fat Slow,
we got a real life. This is about fire in Italy.
You watch out for the ticket, Turkey. The Lion's game
isn't a must win, it's a.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Really really better win game.

Speaker 6 (01:29:22):
And gone band who's never got days?

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Thank you Detroit. Five days of drying to wear but
it was close yesterday. So there you have it. So
I like that bit.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
People are texting other than that guy who I appreciate
you for lik in the show. Hey, if you want
to give us a houseband, a house band that can
come up and spit that out in thirty seconds, please
do uh but there you go. A lot of people
are texting that I love to keep it going. Those
AI songs are hilarious. That's from Scott from Detroit. Thanks
for porta Potty's sympathy. I'm gonna guess that's a lady

(01:29:58):
and I truly do because he she texts me from
a porta party.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
Because I'll be honest with you, I am so disgusted
by Peen and the porta Potty that I don't care
where it goes.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
I'm just like I hurry up and go. You and
all the other homeless people that use it as well.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Yes, I'm out there, just everywhere. I'm like a crazy
daisy in the porta potty. It's just regular leglu. I
have a weird phobia, and that phobia is peen on
other people's poop or toilet paper. I'm weirded out like
it may so I can't do it, but there you go.
So I just just pee on the walls of the
porta body porta potty. Turn this ai ish off, get

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real artists, this person says, friends, I.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Think, no, that is the party pooper. I think. I
think that we're gonna lose this guy is what I think.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
I'm sure, man, just listen up to the end of
the show. So here's what I would tell you to do.
Listen every day till about nine to forty five. I
feel like this guy is in some band that didn't
make it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
It's like that could be. Yeah, let me tell you something.
We were this close.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
We were playing bars all across the city and then hey,
I can't the damn robics came in and they're gonna
take it all out.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
Terminator writes some better songs than we do. I'm mad about.

Speaker 5 (01:31:05):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
I love you though, And if you don't want to
listen anymore because we're using the AI thing, than don't.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
But hey, the good news is the rest of the
day we are guaranteed human. That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:31:16):
Yes, so other than when we play the AI song,
we are guaranteed human outside of that. And by the way,
I work in a profession where at some point AI
is going to take all of our jobs too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
So if they written songs, wait till they write a
fart joke.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Exactly do you think that a robot can't do guess
the animal fart?

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
I guarantee that robot could.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
The robot could make the jokes about the farts and
then make the fart sounds and then pick a winner.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
Correct. So look, I love you, brother, I appreciate you.
I think you're wonderful. If you don't want to listen,
you don't want to listen, that's totally fine. But the
majority of people do not care where this comes from.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
So I'm just letting you know. But hey, you do you, brother.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
But nine out of the ten people, or nine out
of ten people that we've gotten a text from so far,
at five one, eight eight one, you can text the
word Josh and your message like a get real artists. Yes,
the radio station pays me Nichols to do this, and
it's like, hey, let's go out and here's what we're
gonna do. We're gonna hire a real band to sit
here and record these things for us. Maybe we can

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call up together. Played Ice and hocus Pocus. He plays guitar,
mab he can wade us some. I'll just sit in
studio with us. We'll be like, hey Ice from hocus Pokes,
take it away, Ice, Hey, Ice, can you quickly put
together a little diddy about how JB.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Pritzker is a fat slob and Casey's pissed. And if
that's the case, we'll do that. But there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
All right, So we got to get out of here.
Rob Brandt is coming up next. He'll have some rock
and roll music for you. The doc has talk about
a lazy bum. This guy's about to quit working in
a week and he takes the week off.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
Yesterday, No, he wasn't. Doc was yesterday, wasn't here. On
my way out, he was walking in, He's like, hey,
you leave him. Ga, I'm gonna take a leak. I
gotta get to my other job.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Oh Okay, I take back what I said about Doc.
Then he's not a lazy bum at least yesterday wasn't.
Maybe just avoiding you, but I was listening to the
station the other day. Yeah, Amazon for him two days ago. Okay,
so he's not taking it. He was on yesterday because
he was on when I was driving home from my
other job. Okay, so okay, look, I take it back,
take it back. Doc is not a lazy bum. He's

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like our only the doc is soft rock. Attack the
doc of rock today. Oh boy, he's attacking everybody I know. Look,
I know I've talked long here, but anyway, I do
want to tell you that I'm amused by the people
who've picked up on the Casey impression. So they'll comment
like I posted that picture of Casey with that stuffed
rain deer yesterday and the comments just start with, look,

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I don't even know that he says that. Oh, it's
just how which way you need to get in that character?
But that's how I get into it, Like they like,
that's the word that gets you in. Like my dad
does shaggy. He's done it professionally for movies and stuff.
There are certain things he has to say that kind
of get like like you'll start with like and it
gets it going. So with the Casey, I can't just
go like I don't even know that I can allow

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myself to do it that way, Like I have to
go into it with look, and.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
If I do that, then I'm in.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
I'm just like because if not, I'm like Arlow Guthrie, like,
it doesn't I have to be luck And if you
missed that earlier and didn't get the reference, we spent
like ten minutes ripping on this this song, this Arlow
Guthrie thing like where did this stuff start? I bet
the Riff plays that and I just get a text
from Casey He's like, look, w LLZ plays it every

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Thanksgiving it new and I'm like I can't win. But anyway,
so there you have it. But we appreciate all you guys.
Foreman lou by the way, who won tickets to see
the player. He wants us to know that everybody on
the job site was laughing. Hold on, there's one call
coming in lost I know I've gone Oh he hung up,

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so there, sorry, it could have been a sheets by
the party booper.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
He's like, hey, look, I got some thoughts like, hey,
I have a seventeen fly PowerPoint presidentation. Play y, Ai'm bad.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
But here's the thing about artists, right, like cover band people,
Like what if you just go out and like sing
cover bands? Like did you do anything no offence? Like
I'm not judging cover bands, but like, let's say we're
putting real artists out of business with AI. Okay, fine,
I'll entertain that. But what if these are just real
artists that would just be singing other people's songs anyway?
Like are you writing these songs? Like these are legit
questions I have. I'm not trying to judge.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
Yeah. I put my own spin on that poison song, Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
I put a little extra twang. I put some stank
on unskinny bop. I called it not so skinny bop.
How about that I edited an extra bop bop? Yeah,
because in their version it's bop bop bop yep. In
my version it's unskinny bop bop bop bop.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Like Vanilla Ice explained how they didn't rip off the.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Listen here, there's a difference.

Speaker 2 (01:35:42):
There's and I can tell you the exact wording to
use because it's one of my favorite clips. Ever, he's like, listen, look,
look my song. Like there's this ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding d ding ding. Ours is ding
ding ding d ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
It's that little bitty ting. It's not the same, different
way different anyway. We really must go. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
Oh yeah, suoar Knight's gonna come hanging over the balcony now,
yes he will, and then I'll have a right to
pee my pants. Full circle, We're gone.