I love the Lions

The Tigers lost and the Lions won.

Josh loves watching the Lions. It's a true joy.

Did you see the dude crying during the Tigers game? What was that?

Mark Sanchez get stabbed...then arrested.

Josh knows how to stop people from getting attacked by bears.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
James, How are you, brother? How are you? Let me
see if I got the right mic ond. I'm not
used to people being in here. This is new to me.
Say something and oh hello, you are okay, okay, much better.
I don't know here. Say something until we're going to
process of elimination. Keep talking. I checked by your mic too.
There you go, your microphone too. I'm not used to
people being in here. I'm alone. I know. I know.

(00:21):
They said you needed some company. They did.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
You needed somebody to come in here and kind of
help keep a company and make sure you're on key
when you're singing all those songs.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
That is correct. It's not like the Mojo Show. They
have like seventeen people on the Mojo Show.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Well, when you've been in the radio for as long
as that gentleman has, you get that many people to help.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't know that he needs that many people, but
he's got him. Yeah, he's got them. It's better to
have him and not need them than want them and
not have them. Every other week he had somebody new
and me, I've just been sitting over here by myself
for like the last two and a half or however
long I've been here. Just by myself in a little hole,
and then they're over there. They have fun and they
have alcohol and they do shots of alcohol. I sit
over here all alone. But now I have a friend.

(01:01):
So James is now part of the show. I'm like
your alcohol. You are. Yes, You're just like alcohol for me,
which I had a lot of last night because yesterday
was quite a day of sports consumption because you had
the Lions and then the Tigers game, which didn't end
until like a little bit before midnight. Yeah, so I
had a lot of canned cocktails last night. I didn't

(01:22):
do beer yesterday because I have to go way in
over it am my prime health. So I was trying
to be less bloated. So instead of drinking fourteen beers,
I drank fourteen canned cocktails. So maybe I'm going to
be a little less bloated, less bloat than you know,
you don't want the beer farts. You don't want those.
I think I've I drink so much beer that I

(01:43):
just bypassed beer farts though, Like I think my body
has just become a regular farts. They're they're just my farts. Okay, Yes,
but James is now part of the show, so welcome James.
James used to be part of Dave and Chuck the
Free So you've been around a while. Yeah, your first
row day is no, No, it's not. I've been around
for quite some time. You want to check the resume.

(02:05):
Two thousand and four. It's when I started interning in
the city. So you've been here a while. Yeah, yeah,
twenty years. That's allowed.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, well, technically I took a little sabbatical to Arizona
with the girl for a little bit. That didn't work out,
so then I came back and I got back into things.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
So, and you can't say exactly twenty, but it's as
close as you can get without actually hitting twenty. There
you go. So James is part of the show. We
welcome you in. Coming up in about an hour, you'll
have a chance to enter the Tampa Mayo Challenge, which
could you get your tickets to that Monday game against
Tampa the Lions or I shouldn't say the Lions because

(02:39):
I'm not allowed to Detroit and Tampa on that Monday.
So you have a chance to get qualified for those
and win fifty bucks to Kroger. We'll do that just
after seven o'clock today. We are loaded with stuff. So
let's go. Let's kick it off. Get you rocked and
loaded with Alice on Detroit's wheels sports. All right, let's

(03:02):
see here last night, wildlie, I'm gonna seeing none of
you were asleep for this, but uh, the Tigers lost
a schoobl start last night, which you go into that
game after stealing game one, and I know that Aj
Hench and all these guys are like, we didn't steal it,
we earned it. Well, it's just semantics. She went on
the road with a bullpen game and you won game

(03:22):
one of a series. All right, that is a big
time W. Call it what you want. You stole a
W and it was huge. Then you've got scoobl going
in game two with a chance to win the thing
and go up to nothing and be set, and the
offense doesn't show up until late in the game. Torkolsen
comes through, ties it up, great news. Finnigan comes in

(03:44):
the eight. You feel pretty good, but then Julio Rodriguez
drives in a run three to two and that's the
final score, devastating loss. That's a one to one series.
There are two ways to look at it. You can say, well,
you went into it knowing the split was what you needed,
and you got a split. However, you also lost the game.
You thought you'd win, or at least really expected to win,

(04:07):
and then you won the game. You were like, Okay,
maybe if we lose this, it's fine because we've got
Schooble going in game two. It stings because you had
Schooble with a chance on the road to go up
to nothing in that series. That sucked. Now it's one one.
You bring it back to Kamerica on Tuesday, so let's
go James. Last night that game was like, when I'm

(04:29):
watching that the rally happens, it is tied it too,
It's like, holy cow, they might pull this thing off.
But that was a downer, to say the least, to
go from winning game one with a bullpen game to
having Schooble going really pitches ass off. You made two
bad pitches yep, yeah, and then you end up losing
that when that one stuck. Oh absolutely, man, that was
as rough because you.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Like I said, you expected that to be a w yeah,
and then bam it just gets yoh right, yeah, that
one sucked last.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
So now you got to get it back again. You're
back at home. That's the good news. Got to win
two out of it, basically. What it's not basically it
is you gotta come out, you gotta win two of
the next three, but you get two of the next
three at home. You stole home field advantage. Go win
the thing and see where it goes. It looks like
Toronto is going to win that series against the Yankees.
They have been just demolishing them, Like the Yankees have
been a total no show. And dude, Toronto's just been

(05:24):
mashing the ball out of the ballpark. They're hitting like
five hundred foot home runs. Be what was the final yesterday?
I don't even think I saw the final, but at
one point it was thirteen to seven. Oh, they score
like twenty five runs on these guys in two games.
It's stupid what they're doing. So they're going to probably
bounce the Yankees. So if there is an advancement from
the Tigers, more than likely they will be facing the
Blue Jays. And those crowds in Toronto have been bonkers, man,

(05:46):
Like they are jacked up and they are into it,
and there's like forty five thousand people at these games.
It's dumb up and do is this something new in Toronto.
The fandom there like, well, look there in the playoffs
and it's a big stadium, and like, I think the
capacity has to be more than a lot of the
other stadiums, the newer stadiums. But they're just into it.
That's Toronto. Though. They do it for basketball too, and

(06:08):
basketball is good. The Raptors people fill up the streets
and when the baseball is good, which is rare, they're
into it. So it's nuts.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Nice they have the wild fandom because I know I
watched the game with the Blue Jays might have been
playing the Cubs earlier in the season, and it was
like hot dog night. Yeah, and it was a huge
on the broadcast. It's hot dog night because there's this
group of like ten dudes dressed up in hot dog costumes,
wolfing down hot dogs and they're keeping score.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, and I think they oh, are they like doing
the one hot dog and one beer. It might have
been that. I want to say, I forgot which team
is doing Oh, the Phillies are doing that for the playoffs.
Like you can buy a ticket package that is the
one hot dog in one beer. Ever have you ever
tried that? I have not. Hey, I don't want to
poot my pants at the ballpark. I haven't done the beer,

(06:53):
the hot dog part of it, but I have had
like nine. I think my record was eleven twenty five
ounce beers nine innings.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, and that's why he got banned from the ballpark. Yep,
that's exactly it. Lions won yesterday as well.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Thirty seven to twenty four was the final In that win,
it wasn't as close as the score would indicate. Another
dominant game from the offense. Defense was dominant too. It's
weird to think the Bengals scored twenty one points in
the fourth quarter to make it seem a little bit
closer than it was. But another dominant win. I love
watching the Lions play. They're just a machine. They're a
machine out there and I love watching them play. And

(07:28):
they dominated a team they should dominate. The Bengals are
a joke. So Lions got the job done as well yesterday.
So all right, there we go. Coming up around seven
o five is you're gonna have your chance to get
fifty dollars to Kroger and you'll get qualified to play
the Tampa Mayo Challenge, which could win you tickets to
see Detroit and Tampa Monday Night football on October twentieth.

(07:51):
That's coming up around seven oh five. It's the Josh
Ennis Show. Stay there, Waldo six point seven, Detroit's Wheels,
Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James this morning. I'm glad
you guys are hanging out with us. James, do you
like beer? I do I enjoy it? Do you prefer
beer or bud? What is your preference? Do you like
beer or do you enjoy the boh? I'm definitely more

(08:11):
of a plant man. Yeah. Yeah, See, like I I've
never been able to get into it. Like I've tried.
I did. I bought some gummies, just like some some
gummies to try to like chill out at night, you know,
because I try to go to sleep somewhat early, but
I can't. So I was trying to take something to
help me do that. I don't like the way it
makes me feel. And I've never actually smoked anything before.

(08:31):
Does it step on it into my office? I know,
step on it into my office here. Like, but like,
I drank a lot of beer and like there's a
part of me that thinks, Josh, you should stop drinking
so much beer. But then I really enjoy beer. But see,
yesterday I drank canned cocktails for the games. I'm like,
I'm gonna try to change foods, but they're not. Like
the thing is like they were gross canned cocktails. They were.

(08:54):
I didn't like them, so but I had to power
through them because I bought them. I was forced into
drinking them, Like I should have just poured them out
because they were gross. Instead, I just drank them faster
to get it over with, which seems to be a
counterproductive move on my part, Like, hey, I don't like it,
I'm gonna drink it faster, but then it doesn't make
you want more. Yeah, exactly right, I know. And that's uh.

(09:15):
And that was my day yesterday. I watched a lot
of football yesterday and then what worked out for me
is the Lions had the four o'clock game, which was good,
and then it kind of eased kind of right into
the day. So it was a nice sports day other
than the fact that the Tigers lost last night. But
it was a great day of sports consumption here locally,
it was just a crappy day of canned cocktail consumption.

(09:37):
Because canned cocktails. I'm fine with the idea of them.
The ones I got these were like high noons and
they were tea and they were gross and bland, and
I regretted getting them. But I was trying to not
drink fifteen bush lights yesterday. I wanted to change page
and it feel to twelve. I had twelve canned cocktails
yesterday and not fifteen. But I don't feel as fat today. Good, Yeah,

(10:00):
I feel thinner today. Then you chalk it up as
and win. That's exactly right there, you go, All right,
joh one of six point seven detroits wheels Josh and
to show it's Josh and James this morning. Hello, all right,
here's what we got coming up in sports. You will
hear from Dan Campbell. Actually, you know we're gonna hear
from You're gonna hear from David Montgomery, who had a
homecoming yesterday in Cincinnati. Really cool moment too. My wife,

(10:24):
who's a savant when it comes to sports betting, like
I can't figure it out. She has a gift. She's
better at it than I am. And she's better at
not spending tons of cash like I've blown thousands of
dollars in my life. That's the reason I'm always broke.
Is because I've spent the last five years just setting
money on fire. My wife is able to sports bet,
Like put two dollars on a bet and enjoy it.
It turned it into like one hundred bucks. Yeah, she

(10:46):
can do that all day. I don't get into that,
like I like, I don't get out of bed for
less than like fifty dollars in a bet. Like I'm
a I'm a joker. I mean, I am a clown.
I am the guy they like because I keep them
in I keep them in business. Basically, my wife is
great at picking these things. And she goes, you know,
you should take David Montgomery for a touchdown, you know,
because I mean it's his homecoming and his his sister's

(11:07):
there and she's in a wheelchair and they did a
big emotional story. He's gonna score, and I'm like, all right,
I'll do it. Bang. David Montgomery scores a touchdown now,
he usually scores a touchdown anyway, yea, but still yeah,
and he and Jamier always score. But we'll hear from
David Montgomery, we will hear from Dan Campbell, we will
hear from Aj Hensch. After last night's lost, that series

(11:27):
as tight at one and in the next hour. I
love this story. Did you see the Mark Sanchez story
over the weekend? I heard a little bit about it. Jay,
So Mark Sanchez got into a fight with like some
old guy. He was hammered and got into a street
fight with this old guy and ended up stabbed. This
story is amazing and we'll give you all the details
on that next hour that's coming up. It's the Joshi Show.

(11:48):
He's been sports. Great day of sports yesterday, great day
of alcohol consumption yesterday. That was good. I'm gonna need
you guys to get in here in a few minutes
to get that fifty dollars to Kroger and it qualified
to play the Tampa Mayo Challenge on October twentieth. I'll
open up the phone lines here in just a second
for that. Today is the anniversary of Eddie van Halen's death.

(12:11):
He died five years ago October sixth, twenty twenty. Eddie
van Halen died a right. He believes that he had
developed cancer because he had like cancer like in his
mouth and he thinks he got it from putting the
picks like he would put guitar picks in his mouth,
like metal guitar picks, and he believes that that contributed

(12:32):
to him getting cancer.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
I thought, you real, dad, he thought it was for
the same reason. Michael Douglas has oh con lingus Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Can you imagine how awful that must have felt of
your captain Zeed to Jones and like publicly your husband's like, hey,
my beaver gave him cancer. I got oral cancer from
my beaver. Like that's a dick move. Michael Douglas Yeah, yeah,
Like there's certain things we think but don't say. We
don't say that. Hey, by the way, I got you know,
I think he had a does it throat cancer? Don't

(13:01):
cancer her fault. It's her fault. It's her beaf. She's
got a toxic beef and it caused me to have cancer.
I've always thought that, like, what a dick thing to do.
Just keep that to yourself. I don't need details on
how you developed that. I also worry that perhaps maybe
I've developed that because I'm a I'm pretty good at
the the the kunnelingis from what I've been told by

(13:24):
multiple ladies. Wow, I mean like I'm ana get you.
I'm a giver. I don't know, like I believe you
have to. You got to give to live, as Sammy
Hagar said. And I'm a giver because I don't offer
a lot of other things, like I'm a fat guy,
like I wouldn't want me on top of me. Hey,
it's better to compensate in this way instead of going
to get a big truck exactly, like a big truck

(13:44):
with the nuts hanging off the bag exactly. I compensate
by performing oral pleasures on ladies, and I'm good at it. Look,
you gotta go with what you're good at. And apparently
I'm very good at that from what I've been told
by the handful of people I've performed that on. And
I don't have cancer. So maybe your next screening, like, hey, doc, man,

(14:06):
I'm so busy with my face and these crotches, I
gotta check my mouth. Ah, just kind of take a look, doc,
what do you see there? Like, I don't know. It
smells fishy though, walka walk all right. So, speaking of
Eddie van Halen, though, let's play a little Eddie the
The solo that many considered to be the best Eddie

(14:26):
van Halen solo is from Do You Have an Interruption?
I hate that solo. Why I just wrong with it?
I don't know, like I to me, I just just
sounds like somebody's just like to me, doesn't sound like
he's going anywhere with doing anything nobody. Do you ever?
Do you have a preference? Do you I have solo
of Eddie van Halens you would prefer? Or are you
just eating it? See? Don't tell it with If we

(14:49):
don't have a better option, shut out. The guy's dead.
He's like one of the greatest guitar players ever. Sorry,
I'm not trying to desecrate his name. He's got He
died of cancer at sixty five. And you're like, I
hate eruption ever? He likes Eruption. It's a great freaking solo. Look.
The thing is, I know nothing about guitar playing, so
I don't know what makes a good solo or a
bad solo. Fair no clue, but like it sounds good

(15:10):
to me. Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Every time I hear Eruption, I'm like, it sounds like
my son playing at his little toy yukli.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
You know it doesn't sound like that, you know, go ahead,
tell Wolfgang van Halen that his dad's Eruption solo sounds
like your son playing a Fisher Price guitar.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Well, wolf Gang, I'm sorry, but it sounds like my
son playing a Fisher Price guitar. All right, well, let's
let you be the judge of that rest in power.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Eddie how how? According to James, it's just dribble, but
it's eruption. Our rip to Eddie van Halen. He died
on this day five years ago. All right, we're gonna
do sports in just a second. But here's what I
need from you. I need you to get on the
phone right now and call eight seven seven nine eight

(15:55):
eight one oh six seven. That's eighty seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven. Do you want to
get qualified for the Tampa Mayo Challenge? Do you want
fifty dollars to Croker? I know you want that, and
you can go buy all the meat, beer, whatever the
hell you want to buy with fifty bucks to Kroger.
I would imagine you can buy beer with a Kroger
gift card. I would hope so like if I roll
them with a fifty dollars gift card, I'm coming out
with two thirty racks of bush Life. You got just

(16:19):
did math? I did the math. If it's if it's
a good Now here's the thing. If it's a good
day and it's a sale, usually you can get Bush
lattes for a thirty pack for like twenty bucks, twenty
one bucks. So after taxes and everything, and the stupid
one thing I've learned here is this stupid bottle. Tax'd
like stop, So I actually I'll tell you I actually
finally took cans into to get my money document idea

(16:42):
I did. It was ridiculous and I kept put it in.
They keep spitting them back out. They're like, sure, you
put your hand too far in or our place doesn't
take this. I'm like why, like, like why, like like
I had liquid death cans of water, the liquid death water.
Then I bought it Kroger. Yet I put them into
the machine and they're like, no, we don't accept liquid
death here. I'm like, I bought it at this Kroger.

(17:03):
If it was a non carbonated that might not have
been a deposit on it.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Ah ah, I think it has to have the carbonation
for them to put a deposit on.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Well, now it makes a whole lot of sense. Ah,
Well that's good. Then hold on. Let me just take
a call really quick. Here and get a winner here.
I don't feel like asking a question today. I just
feel like giving it away today. I don't want to
ask any question so generous. I'm feeling very manevolent today.
Hello Wheels, who's this Tony? Do you want to get

(17:35):
fifty bucks to Kroger? Yes? I do. What are you
gonna do with that fifty bucks to Kroger? Tony?

Speaker 3 (17:41):
You know what it is?

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Buy some beer? What is your beer of choice? Do
you want like a craft beer or do you just
go just domestic cold and light? What do you go with?
I do boll with here and there. I do. I
like Budwiser than some too hearty. See, you're more of
a you're a butt heavy. See. I am a bush light.
I fell in love. I lived in Saint Louis for
about it two years, and I used to bush Light
and then one day I had it at a ball game.

(18:03):
And now all I drink is bush Light and silver
bullets on occasion. But I'm a bush latte guy. That
is my beer of choice. Good, all right, Well, let
me put you on hold. So you've got fifty bucks
to Kroger and you're gonna be qualified for that one
thousand dollars ticket Master gift card. You're gonna have to
come up here and play the Tampa Mayo Challenge on

(18:23):
October twentieth, and if you win, you're gonna score a
thousand bucks from Ticketmaster and you'll use that one thousand
bucks to buy tickets to see our guys take on
Tampa on Monday night football. All right, yes, awesome, awesome.
Let me put you on hold and I'll get your information.
It's that easy, and we'll do it again around this
time tomorrow. We'll do sports here in just a second.

(18:44):
I don't know if James likes the Chili Peppers are
not cham Yeah, thumbs up, thumbs up to the Chili Peppers. Yeah,
they're much better than Eddie Van Halen, an eruption that
my kid could do on his Fisher Price guitar. Yam's great.
All right, so we're gonna do sports. You're gonna hear
from Dan Campbell, he really like David Montgomery. You'll hear
from him and aj hinch On, Kyle Finnegan blowing the

(19:05):
game last night. But it's under the bridge now on
Detroit's wheels the Josh Is Shows, all right, So last
night the Tigers tied it late. What a moment. Spencer
Torklsen comes through ties it at too. We're feeling good,

(19:25):
but then Kyle Finnegan came in, and we didn't feel
so good after that. The big acquisition at the deadline,
arguably not even arguably the best piece you picked up
at the deadline comes in in a tie game and
Julio Rodriguez unbreaks the tie. Final score three to two.
Series tied at one. But AJ says, look, I like it,
and we like Finnegan. We trust Finegan to make pitches.

(19:47):
You know, their guy beat our guy and and did
a nice job. And I'm okay with that. Like I
understand you're supposed to be enraged and angry and I
and yeah, it sucked, but I mean they have good players,
and their good player beat You're good. It sucks, but
what are you gonna do. It's sports, you know, that's
how it goes. And it is and I I look,
I'm rooting for them to win the series. I want

(20:08):
them to win the series. I thought they were gonna
win yesterday because Scooble. It worked out perfectly. You steal
the game one. You got Scooble going in Game two,
it's all coming up Tigers until you give up two
solo home runs and the offense is dead for most
of the games. So we can crap on Finnegan all
we want and say, oh, Finnegan blew it. He didn't
score enough runs. Just score freaking runs with schoobl If

(20:29):
you give Schooble any run support, he probably wins that game.
And it's two nothing, and you're planning on a trip
to Toro, Toronto, probably because they're destroying the Yankees. But
as it turned out, didn't happen that way. Now, before
that game, there was a victory. The Lions beat up
on Cincinnati. The game was not as close as the
score would indicate. Thirty seven to twenty four. That was
the score. They scored twenty one points in the fourth

(20:52):
quarter and made it look a lot more interesting than
it was. David Montgomery had a Cincinnati homecoming. He got
to play in front of his family. His sister, who
was in an accident a few years ago, was there
to see him play for the first time in a while.
And it was emotional and it was great. And Dan
Campbell had nothing but great things to say about Monty.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
I think everybody roots for that guy because that guy
will do anything for his teammates. Like he lays it
on the line on Sundays, he lays it on the
line in practice, Like you know what you're gonna get
out of Dave Montgomery.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
He's no different Saint.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
You know what you're gonna get every Sunday out of
Saint Brown, you know. But David is that guy heartbeat
like leaf. Yes, so he gonna do whatever it takes.
He'll stick his face up there and protection. He'll run
the dirty runs. He'll run downfield to make a block
for a teammate in the pass game. He's all the team.
Excuse my language, but so love the guy. We're fortunate

(21:43):
to have him, and he's a stud.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I can't tell you how much I love this football team.
I just love to watch him because when you watch
some teams on Sunday, it's painful to watch them because
they're they're just their offense is no good. They're choppy,
Like look at the Bengals. Imagine if you root for
the Bengals and have to watch the what's the Browning?
Jake Browning be your quarterback while Joe Burrow's hurt. We

(22:05):
get to watch this offense operate every game. In the
last four games, they have been a freaking juggernaut.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
They've been fun to watch, especially if you've been watching
the Lions before the last few seasons.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Oh totally. Oh I'm digging it, man, and I enjoy it.
They're just a fun team to watch. They're really freaking good.
And you watch some of these other teams that are
supposed to be the juggernauts in the league. The Eagles
went out and lost yesterday. The Bills lost yesterday. The Chargers,
who people were blowing for the first two weeks, they've
lost two in a row. Now, I mean, you watch
around the league, the Packers. The Packers destroyed US a

(22:38):
couple of weeks ago, and now they've lost twice. So
the Lions are just doing what they need to do,
and they're really freaking good. And I love it. I
love watching these guys play football. I get enjoy watching
them play. I mentioned Toronto continues to whip up on
the Yankee So Toronto is probably gonna go to the Alcs.
So if the Tigers get the w in the series,

(22:58):
we're heading up north. That's the way it's looking right now,
all right. So We're gonna get to this Mark Sanchez
story here in a few This story is great. The
drunken exploits of Mark Sanchez are wild. I'm jealous of
what this guy can accomplish when he's drunk. He's a tank.
We'll get into that. We got a lot to do
in this dude that was crying during the Tigers game
on TV Weird. We'll talk about that. We are loaded

(23:19):
with stuff to do today. But first we've got Ozzy
on Wheels, Ozzy on one of those six points seven
Detroit's wheels, Josh and his show, What's going on? It's
Josh and James this morning. Hello, all right, So we're
gonna do the Mark Sanchez story here in just a
little bit. But I posted a video on the weels
facebook page last night of this guy who was crying,
the Seattle fan who was crying or during the game.

(23:42):
It wasn't after the game. It's not like they had
won the game. They had just taken the lead off
of Finnegan in the eighth inning. It's three to two.
And I don't know why they showed this guy, why
they felt that this was the guy to show. But
right as they show him on TV. The lady with him.
I don't know if it's his mom, if it's his girlfriend,
if it's his wife. I hope it's not his mom.
If it's his mom, it really tracks here. But she

(24:04):
takes his glasses off of his face while he's crying
and hugs him. And I posted last night, what are
we doing here? Okay, I'm looking at the comments, and
I am amazed by the number of people who are
commenting like, hey, man, leave him alone. People get emotional
at sporting events and blah blah blah, And yes, I
have cried over sporting events before, good and bad wins

(24:27):
and losses. I have cried over those because I am
a nerd. But this guy's on television and this woman
takes his glasses off his face and hugs him. It's
one of the dopiest things I've ever seen in a
sporting It.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
It's like she's treating this man like you just got
news that his mother had passed away.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Correct that. It's this is the way you treat somebody
in like tragedy. This is not like, hey, my team
just took the lead. This guy is standing there, he's
got like a flat build hat. I mean he looks
like a dufist, Like he looks like Malibu's most Wanted
Hawaiian shirt. So he's got a Hawaiian shirt on and
a flat built hat and like horn rim glasses. And

(25:05):
the lady with him. Don't know if it's his mom,
his girlfriend, his wife, his sister, No idea who this person? Rando?
I hope it's just a rando, just someone standing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Two strangers in the crowd that needed to embrace one
another during the Mariners retaking the.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Leader were like, yes, this is our moment. It's like
when the famous picture of the guy coming back from
war that just kisses the lady in the street and
it turns out he didn't even know the lady. He
just kissed her because he was excited to be back.
Maybe it's one of those, but like, you gotta go
see the video. If you haven't seen this, I need
you to go comment on it. You can also text
text the word Josh in your message to five one

(25:40):
eight eight one. Go watch this video and tell me
if I'm being unfair, because a lot of people in
the comments are like, that's not fair. I cried boy.
When the Lions finally won a playoff game, I cried,
and when the Tigers got good, I cried. Yeah, but
did you look like this guy? Like, did you look
like a total dufus? But did you cry when they
took the lead. It's not like the game was over.

(26:01):
I mean, you can see the score widget at the
bottom of the screen. It's three to two. It's the
eighth inning. The game ain't over. But my man's emoting.
He's like sobbing at the game, and this woman embraces him.
I think what sells it for me, though, is she
takes his glasses off his face. She looks at him,
takes his glasses off of his face, and then embraces him,

(26:22):
like what are we doing? She's also got like those
Marti Gras beads, So did she take those beads off
of him first? You know, like that just slowly dresses him. Yeah,
oh god, now I see it. That'd be greater at
she did. It started with that. She slowly starts peeling
away all of the things. Like, I don't think that's
his mom or anything. I just think that this is
some dufus at the game. But she looks a lot

(26:43):
older than him though. Yeah, she also looks kind of
hippyish with that outfit she has that Seattle people they're dweebs,
so like, sorry, but they are. They're just not my
They're not my jam of people, right. But like, he's
got the flat built hat and he's got the Hawaiian
shirt on over and by the way, he's wearing it
over his Seahawks jersey. So he was probably at the
Seahawks game earlier today made his way over to Seattle

(27:06):
since it's the baseball game. He could just be a
drunk crier.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
He just could be so hammered now from all these
sports he's been taking in that he's just so drunk.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
He's just crying right now. I'm a drunk crier. Are
you do you drunk cry? I do not. It's cathartic,
but it usually only happens for me on Sunday nights
and then I'll be up late watching classic country music videos. Ok. Look,
I'm making fun of this guy. Multiple times. I've cried
at Luke Bryan concerts. Oh boy, I know, and I

(27:34):
don't remember doing it, which makes it worse. But like,
he has a song called Drink a Beer, which I
guess just about his dead friend. And every time he
sings this song. I apparently just sob I drunkenly sob
over this song. And it's happened multiple times. You know,
there's video of you somewhere going around. Oh god, it's
the country radio seat. Guys like look at this, dun

(27:57):
look at this cries at the Luke Bryan Show. A
total But I need people to comment. Go to the
station facebook, the WZ facebook page and go comment if
you think I'm being unfair or not. The guy's at dufis.
I don't know what his backstory is, but like that's
a maternal hug. Like that hug is not the hug
of a wife, that is the hug of a mom.

(28:17):
So it's like, this is the guy's mom, and like
let's just come here, give me a like what are
we doing here? Maybe that's just like guru, you know,
like his life coach.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
John Show on one oh six point seven Double Ullz
Detroit Wheels, Double ULLs one.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
O six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Innis Show. It
is Josh James this morning. Hello, Wow Mark Sanchez. When
we uh saw this weekend that Mark Sanchez was stabbed,
the first thought when we saw this Saturday, it was like, oh, man,
I guess he got attacked somewhere. Well, then we learned
the details and it turns out he was attacking somebody
and got stabbed because of it and he was hammered.

(28:55):
H Let's listen to some of this news story from
Fox in Indianapolis, indian.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Apple police have arrested former NFL quarterback in Fox television
analyst Mark Sanchez after sources tell us he attacked a
sixty nine year old man in downtown Indianapolis.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Early this morning. Sixty nine year old dude now granted,
and Mark Sanchez's defense, he probably didn't know the guy
was sixty nine years old, but it's still not a
good look to, you know, get into a fight with
a dude that's sixty nine. No, it's even a worse
look to lose the fight. Correct. Have you seen the
pictures of the dude?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Though?

Speaker 1 (29:27):
No, he got fed up? Two maybe it was, but yes,
but Mark Sanchez is getting arrested for it. So I
guess the win by default goes to the sixty nine
year old guy. And not all sixty nine year old
guys are like frail. This could be like you know,
a real like you know, hard on like sixty year
old dude. Dude, there's sixty nine year old guys that
could beat the hell out of me. Man, I'm like

(29:47):
six foot two, three hundred pounds. I mean they got
old man strength. So I don't know if this was
a frail old man or an old man's strength guy.
There are two different types of dudes.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
We continue, well, that victim fought back in stabbed Sanchez
in the chest. This all happened at a bar right
across the street from the Indiana State House. CBS fours
Gabriella Morando is near that bar where it all happened.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
And breaks down what we know. I can't believe that
this guy was this hammered like. I've never been so
hammered that I've gotten stabbed before. That's a good thing.
I've been super hammered in my day, and I've driven
when I shouldn't have driven. We've done all done a
bunch of dumb things when we're hammered. I've never gotten
to a point where I'm so hammered that I've gotten
stabbed by an AARP card member. It's probably a track

(30:31):
you want to keep gone. Probably.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Sanchez was in Town's broadcast the Colts Versus Raiders game
tomorrow with Fox Sports. Police were called to this pub
along West Washington Street a little after midnight say they
found Sanchez with a stab wound to the chest and
another man badly cut. A trail of blood still stains
the alley on the sidewalk here. Our sources tell us
the man who stabbed Sanchez told police he was making
a food delivery when Sanchez told him he couldn't park

(30:55):
in the alley. That delivery driver claimed Sanchez then started
following him and making threats before attacking him. He says
he first used pepper spray against Sanchez, and when that
wasn't effective, use a knife to defend himself.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
How drunk are you that pepper spray can't subdue you.
You gotta be super hand like. Basically, he drinks a
certain amount of alcohol and he becomes Michael Myers. You
can't kill him. I have pepper sprayed him six times.
Now he's angry. No, he's angry. You pissed him off. No,
he's not getting killed, he's getting mad.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Sources say the driver had significant injuries to his face.
Sanchez was taken to a local hospital in critical condition
and rushed into surgery, police saying he is now stable.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Imagine what happened when he woke up? Though he wakes up,
he's in a hospital. He's like, what happened last thing?
I remember? We were doing jager shots. Things were good,
Like he alleges he doesn't remember any of this. Well, Mark,
have I got a story for you? He kind of love,
sit down, sit down. All He's already cuffed to the bed,
so they got him cuffed out and he's like, what
did I do last night? Well, what didn't you do

(31:57):
last night? Mark? It took stabbing to stop you. Yeah,
And so that victim, oh man, he got red. I know,
like he's got giant gashes on his face, So like,
did he stab himself in the process of trying to
stab Mark? A giant stab wound on his face. But Sanchez,
who was described by the alleged victim as smelling of
alcohol with slurred speech, I also don't know that I

(32:18):
ever smell of alcohol. But every time you hear these stories,
it's like, well he reeks of alcohol, Like I don't
think I ever reek of alcohol. Maybe I'm doing drunkenness wrong,
Like I've never been drunk to the point that I
wreak of alcohol and cannot be subdued by pepper spray.
You have a target aim for now, dreaming big. There
were witnesses on the scene and security footage from the

(32:40):
two different hotels which closely aligned with the alleged victims recollection. Basically,
there was a point in this whole altercation where I
guess that Sanchez got in the guy's truck and was
trying to move his truck, and at one point he
starts doing wind sprints in the alley. What is he
like the alley police. He's like, get out of here.
You can't park you. You're like, he's like the annoying

(33:01):
guy who's like, do you think he owns the parking lot? Correct?
Except he was belligerently drunk, and so drunk, in fact,
that it took knives to stop him. Pepper. Like, imagine
you pepper sprayed this guy and he just keeps coming.
He's like Freddy, like you can't stop him. You think
you've got him, and like he gets him subdued, and
then he does, like the Michael Myers or like the Undertaker,

(33:23):
sit up. He just sits up and turns his head.
You're like, I can't stop him. He's he cannot be killed.
But we'll keep you posted on everything that happens in
the story. It's fascinating, Like, I need to get that
level of drunk. I want to know what. I don't
know if you do, though, I want to be that level. Yah,
he's going good for your now. He got you on
the radio in Detroit. You know, maybe how drunk do

(33:45):
I have to be to not feel pepper spray? I
don't know that. Like look eight seven seven nine, eight
eight one oh six seven. If you want to get
in have you ever been so drunk that you couldn't
feel pepper spray? Because Mark Sanchez has he is you
cannot kill him. He's Jason. He cannot stop one on
six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh to show. It's Josh

(34:08):
and James this morning. So tell me this, James, what
is the dumbest thing you've ever done while intoxicated? Have
you ever done anything close to Mark Sanchez running windsprints
in the alley attacking guy can't be mased? What is
your apex of drunkenness?

Speaker 4 (34:25):
What?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
I wish it could be on that level, but it's
probably just pooping on a neighbor's porch. Huh, So, like
any think it's going down that road? Did you really didn't?
I didn't expect to porch defecation, So that we'll do.
Tell I'm interested, No, I mean I'm invested.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
You get the neighbor in the you know, the neighbor
in the neighborhood who really needs to get a talking to.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Well, what did this person do? What did they do
that caused you to pup? Well, I mean we were young,
so think it could have been anything.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
It could have just been yelling at us, you know,
for being too loud or whatever, whatever the situation.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
And your first thought is I'm going to go poop
on the porch.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Well, I mean the first I thought was PI like, ao, oh, hey, hey,
old mister Johnson's being a you know, a douche again.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah. But then you know, you get a couple of
pops and you're like, you know what, I'm gonna show mister, Oh,
mister Johnson, what was up? So I'm gonna go show
me up. I'm gonna go poop right out of his port.
So you actually go up there and squat and everything
and poop on the porch. Yeah, yeah, like you didn't
put it in a bag or anything. No, no, no,
he don't have time for that. So we just go
up and poop. No, yeah, you go up with poop.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
And I mean, you got you gotta get an ooper
in underwear. After that, uh, you know, be run back
in the car and they take off like you just
did a drive by.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Yeah. And unless it was an immaculate bowel movement that no,
it wasn't. It was. It was not, I remember it. Finally,
it was not.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
It was.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
It was a it was a for old mister Johnson
to clean up. You may need a mop geez. I
once was with my grandpa who had like fallen off
the wagon. He had been on the wagon then up.
So we went bowling. I was like fourteen, maybe fourteen
or fifteen, and I go bowling with him and he
starts drinking again. I didn't I didn't know the severity
of his alcoholism. But he fell off the wagon. So

(36:00):
we have to walk home from the bowling alley and
I'm walking and I kind of misplace him and I
look over. He's just taking a leak in someone's bush.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
There.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
What you do?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, yeah, Now as an adult, I have now I
guess I judge him differently. Now when he's fourteen, I'm like, boy,
my grandpa's got a serious problem. Now I'm like, oh,
that's Tuesday. It's an iHeart radio station.

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Speaker 5 (36:34):
The Josh in his show on one oh six point
seven double LLZ, Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Well six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in a show
What's Up? Hey? Detroit is among the most dangerous cities
for cyclists in the country. For pedestrians and cyclists, number
seven in the country's proud of Hey. Look, it's you

(37:04):
got to take them where you can get them, victories
where you get them. It is unsafe for people to
ride bikes here, so number seven on the list. You'll
probably argue it's unsafe for some people to drive cars here.
I would argue that yes. I would also argue that
people just need to stop riding bikes, like, get a car.
I don't know people on bikes, John Say, who really
annoys me is the people that ride the bikes on

(37:25):
like trails and stuff and have a little dingy bell
on it and you're like on your left. I'm like,
I'll lot to tell you are conquering those people all
the time because I take my dog to different times
trails and stuff, so we go for walks and stuff.
So all the time it get person that's a litt
dingy bell and they'll they'll ring the bell and then
they'll go on your left a trying to make sure
you're safe. You don't want to hit you or your dog.

(37:47):
I respect that, but I don't know. I just I
don't like people on bicycles and I hate people that
bitch about it. Like I'm not saying like I don't
want anything bad to happen to them. I just I'm
annoyed by them. Like we need more bike lanes, No
you need a yes, there you go like we don't
need more bike lanes in the middle of a city,
or maybe loosen them some of the rules. And I'm
just right on the sidewalk. There you go. Well, but

(38:07):
then here's what happens is then that screws with me.
When I'm on the sidewalk, there's no winning, there's no
pleasing you. I got hit by a car on a bike.
Once when I was a kid, I legitimately got hit
by a car. Yeah I didn't. I wasn't paying attention.
I turned to do across the street. Bam, some old
lady took my ass out. Yeah I survived. That's trying
to make sense. Yeah, and I have clothed head injury.
Oh oh god. Yeah, like I saw this giant knot

(38:30):
on my head. I got hit by the recovery. Okay,
I looked, But that was in Montana. Like, the odds
of getting hit by a car in Montana have to
be so slim because there's eight people in makes maybe
more likely trampled by a horse or eaten by a bear.
Speaking of I have a story out of Arkansas where
a man got eaten by a bear. Wow, I know, right,

(38:51):
sad but true he got eaten by a bear. But
I'll give you more details on that. I just I
don't understand why people continue to go in the woods.
It doesn't make sense to me. It's stupid. Stop stop
camping there. They have solved it. Stop camping and you
won't get eaten by bear. But people love to camp
like you're not. Davy Crockett, Chief it's twenty twenty five.
Put the Yule log on TV and stay at all

(39:12):
but they want the fresh air. Walk outside. Don't go
where the bear here, he josh Itnis is solved getting
eaten by a bear. Don't go where the bears are.
That's a good tip. I've solved it. Thank you. All right,
we'll do sports here in just a second, but first
we must play green Day for you now on Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
The Joshnis Show Sports all.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Right, Well, yesterday was certainly a sports y day for
Detroit's sports fans. It started out positive because the Lions
got a victory and they really beat the hell out
of the Bengals, which isn't really saying a ton because
the Bengals quarterback is Jake Browning and they have been
abysmal by the way, no team in football, I guess,
I guess that's wrong. The Ravens have given up the

(39:56):
most points in the NFL. They've given up like one
hundred and seventy seven points. The Bengals are right there too,
they've given up like one fifty six. They're not very
good and their offense is terrible without Joe Burrow. But
what are you gonna do, but Lion's got the way.
It was a nice moment yesterday though, Just a nice
overall vibe for David Montgomery. His sister who's in a wheelchair.

(40:18):
She was at the game, got to see him play
for the first time since she was in an accident.
Very nice moment. He's back in Cincinnati, where he's from. Look,
I'm not some heartless monster. I love love. What can
I say? I love Look, even though I'm making fun
of this dweeb in the Seattle for crying during the
baseball game, I love love. You know about balance, And
David Montgomery says it was a very special opportunity to

(40:40):
play in Cincinnati in front of his family.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah, it was super, super, super meaningful. You know, my
sit hadn't seen me playing person since you know, her accident.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
But to be able to kind of get her here.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
I really appreciate the Cincinnati bingle was helping and mis
sure that she got on the field. I think that
was really special. I appreciate them for that. But you know,
it was a very special moment for me.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Do you say Banks or Bengals? How do you pronounce
Bengals Bengals? Because technically it's not the Bengals. I think
he's right, like they're Bengals because a Bengal with it
like the band the Bengals, right, Like I don't think
like everybody says Bengals, but I think you could pronounce
it Bengals and it would be open. But isn't the
Bengal a Bengal Tiger? Yes, and that's Bengal. But I mean, like,
I like the way he said it better, oh Bingal,

(41:20):
I like the way that sounds. I don't know, these
are the things I think about. So another Bengal, the
Bengal Tigers of Detroit, the MotorCity kiddies. They lost last
night in a game that, like you really felt like
was gonna be theirs, Like you felt freaking amazing going
into it. It was that you were giving this gift
of the gods. They where they smiled upon you, and

(41:42):
you won. Game won in a bullpen game, and it's
scooball going in game two. All you gotta do is
give the guy some rent support. They couldn't do it,
but then they tied it. Then Finnegan came in and
then they untied it. But don't worry, because aj Hinch says,
we love Kyle. He's still our guy. We trust again
to make pitches. You know, their guy beat our guy

(42:02):
and did a nice job. That's baseball, right. Like I
used to talk with a gentleman by the name of
Roger Cador. He was the baseball coach at Southern University
in Baton, Rougelliusiana, and he had this kind of axe,
he had this kind of Southern accent. This just nice,
jolly old black man. And I would ask him questions.
He go, Let me tell you, Josh, sometimes you could

(42:23):
hit a ball five hundred feet for an out, and
sometimes you hit a little five foot dink and it's
a hit. But that's baseball, Josh. Look, some days you
win with your bullpen. The next day the Cy Young
Award winner starts and you lose. But that's baseball, Josh.
I don't know what to tell you. Like I'd like
to get angry and say, how did they do this?
Sometimes good players people forget this. You have good players,

(42:44):
but so do they and sometimes they're good players win Like,
this isn't something I can be enraged about and yell
at the mountain tops and say, how did they make
this decision? You put in your guy that you picked
up at the deadline to pitch in these situations and
he didn't get the outs. It didn't happen. It sucks.
I'm not gonna go up a full referendum of how
at the deadline they didn't pick up ten guys they should.
If it's over, it's in the path the guys you

(43:06):
have lost to their guys they have and it sucks
and it's tied at one, But what are you gonna do?
And there you have it. There's sports for you now.
I'm gonna play rock and roll because that's also why
we're here. We're here to talk about things and say
offensive mildly offensive things, sometimes more offensive than others, and
talk about sports and play rock and roll music. That's
why we're here. I will give you the details on

(43:28):
this story about the guy that got eaten by a bear.
I mean, what details do you need to mean the
guy got eaten by a bear? But we'll have that
for you and some other stuff after skid row skid
roll on one of those six point seven Detroit's wheels.
It's Josh and James the Josh in a show this morning, Hello,
headline reads man dies in likely bear attack at Arkansas
campsite days after sending photos of animal to family. Oh no,

(43:55):
so in a minute. Now, look, it sucks that the
gentleman is dead. That's no good. I'm not rooting for
the death of the gentleman. But if this headline is correct,
a Missouri man was found dead from a likely bear
attack this week, just two days after he sent photos
of his family of a bear at his campsite. So
he's just been hanging out with the bears. So he's like, hey, guys,

(44:17):
looking at a campsite. Look there's a bear here. Like,
if i'm his family, I'm like, hey, Grandpa, come home,
don't stay there's a bear there. Like look, man, look,
I'm not rooting for you to die. I'm not rooting
for your death. But if there's already a bear at
the camp site, I feel like there's a pretty good
possibility the bear's gonna come back. Like, I don't know

(44:38):
if you knew this about bears, because I think a
lot of people look at bears and they think like, oh,
there's Yogi or there's Winnie the Pooh. They're so docile
and nice and all they want is picnic baskets and
honey and their jolly, Yeah, that's not true. No, they'll
eat your face, oh and the rest of your body.
Police found the sixty year old man's body several hundred
yards from his campsite. The area showed signs of a

(45:00):
struggle and had drag marks. There was no struggle. The
sixty year old man put up zero resistance. This is
not Mark Sanchez versus the seven year old dad. There
was no resistance. I'm gonna guess is that bear flung
this dude around like a rag doll. Is what happened?
And then the guy got eaten by a bear by
this call and just shook him. The man's son asked
for a welfare check because he hadn't heard from his

(45:22):
dad in a couple of days since his dad sent
the photos. Imagine the last thing you saw of your
dad is he said, hey, son, I'm in a campground.
There's bears here, Like maybe you should have left. I
imagined the photos too. It's like you know when the
lion tamer tried to put his head in the mouth
of the lions. Yeah, Dad just got the bear's mouth open.
He's ticking his head in there. It's all forgret, Yeah,

(45:42):
it's all fun. You know, he's cool. He's a nice bear.
He's just a very nice He's not good. That's that's Steve.
He's fine. I got I named him. He's Steve. We're buddies.
We're gonna have an understanding. Yeah, he knows that. I'm
just hanging out. Look, if you don't want to get
eaten by a bear, again, these are simple lessons, life lessons.
I want to teach you here today. If you don't
want to get eaten by a bear, don't go where

(46:03):
the bears are. Like it's simple, Like you think it'd
be simple to tell people like, don't go where the
bears are, But they keep going, they keep going to hunt,
or they keep going to camp. Camping seems like the
dumbest thing ever. Like I can understand if you were
like in the Puritan times and you had the option
to go into the future, like if you heard like, hey,

(46:24):
there's there's these devices that allow you to talk to
people thousands of miles away and they can see her
face on them, and every piece of information in the
world is in this little device. And we have automobiles.
We don't have to ride horses. We have automobiles, and
they go so fast and can get you places and airplanes.
You'd probably go like, hey, I think I'd like to
leave the prairie now and go to this place. Who

(46:45):
is like, hey, it's twenty twenty five. I want to
go back to the prairie. Yeah, not me, that's for sure.
People that get eaten by bears, that's true. And now
you get eaten by a bear. That's a demographic. Like
no one is like the bears are undefeated. Nobody beats
the bear except maybe drunk Mark Sanchez. If I had
the option to see you, it's like drunk Mark Sanchez

(47:06):
to goun a bear, I think I'd take Mark Sanchez.
You run around that look. I think that it's very
like the bear is the favorite. But I think I'm
taking the upsot making my sports at betting NAPO. Here's
even Flow. It's Pearl jam Well those six point seven
detroitce wheels. Josh and A Show. It's Josh James this morning. Hello,
glad you guys are with us today. So we've got

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bear attacks in Arkansas. Apparently you don't get a lot
of bear of attacks and bear attacks in Michigan. I
look this up. They're very rare. So you don't have
a ton of fear here locally as it relates to
bear attacks, like you're more likely to encounter like a
mountain lion or a cougar. Oh that sounds terrible too,
Like just don't go anywhere near these things. A lot
of woods there are like we've had coyotes before. Coyotes

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are just manging, nasty, soulless critters. They're like they're like
the evil version of a dog, like in a movie
where there's like the good dog and then there's like
the evil version of the dog. They are the worst,
and they're mangy and disgusting and like slim and gross
and like they're just evil critters. And I don't want
to mess with them obviously who would. But I mean, like,

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have you ever encountered on I have seen them in
a neighborhood before. I've never been like face to face,
like you know, in a showdown with one of them,
but I've seen them. Yeah. It is one in my
yard once when I was cutting the grass. Like it
caught me off guard because I'm like, oh, what do
I do? Like what did you do? The first of all,
I'm like, is that a wolf? There's a wolf? In
my yard. Then you have to think, is it just

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like a mangy dog. It's like does it did it
look dog like? Or could you tell it was an evil?
You could tell it was okay, Yeah, you could tell
it wasn't. And and the thing about coyote is he
has no reason. He's just like he just he doesn't care.
He kills for fun. Yeah, he does not care. And
like so my wife is petrified that our dogs are
like like when we had a smaller dog, he was
gonna get eaten by a coyote all the time, always petrified.

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Like at one point she wanted to get one of
those vests that have the spikes on all, like straight
out of Mad Max. I'm like, I'm not buying him this,
Like if he gets taken out by a coyote, maybe
that was just the lord's will I dog and not
a futuristic warlord. He looks ridiculous, And I'm not putting
my dog in this this outfit. But we've never encountered
the critters. I'll tell you one thing I did encounter

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with my dog. I lived in Nashville and we were
on one of these trails in the woods, and again,
nothing good comes out of being in the woods. Don't
go in the woods. But I encountered a giant turkey
in the world. I know, in thet turkey. A giant turkey,
not like a human size or maybe like a dwarf sized.
I don't know whatever the size of a turkey. I
don't know what's a big turkey in a small turkey.
But this bad boy was massive. And I don't know

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what's gonna happen, Like, I don't know if turkeys are ornery.
I don't know how they operate. All the news stories
that they paint them to be not very pleasant animals,
well because the media pities them because they a lot
of them die. I don't know if you knew this.
A lot of turkeys don't make it through thy big
months coming up, big months coming up. So I think
that they're in trouble. So the media portrays them as
a victim. They're always attacking the mailman. Correct, But when

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I see the turkey, I'm thinking, like, I don't know
if they're mean, do they have talents? Do they like
scratch you? I don't know what turkeys do. So I ran,
I'm like, we gotta go, we gotta go. So I
just took off. I'm like, I'm not gonna run the
risk of getting attacked by a turkey because A it
could hurt and B. It's one of those stories that
if you tell it, no one's gonna feel bad for you.
They will make fun of you. If you get attacked

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by a bear, they'd be like, holy cow, you survived.
You get attacked by a turkey, They're just like, Okay,
a hole, it's a turkey.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
But then you tell a story that you ran from
the turkey an a ridicule.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I really wish I wouldn't have told the story now.
I was keeping that private forever, and now I've revealed it.
Come on to look at this turkey we had to run.
Me and my we hauled ass. I'm like, I'm not
gonna continue walking that way. I am and dude this
and then like the feathers came up. It was like,
oh wow, it was like that raptor in Jurassic Park,
the one that shot Newman in the face with the

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black gunk. Like it was like that. And I'm like,
I don't know what he's gonna do. I don't know
what a turkey's cape like, I don't know what they're mean.
I don't know if it's like a mom turkey that's like,
don't f with my my chicklets or whatever. I don't know.
So I ran. Yeah again, I'm not proud of it,
but I'm not like a hunter or anything like that.
So I just ran from the turkey. And you tell
people that, they give you the look like you're giving

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me like, oh wow, you ran from a turkey, but
you don't know what that turkey is capable of. You
gotta come over to my house.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
You see that the trooky's rolling gangs of like thirty
I'm not even joking, like that will terrify you.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Really.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
You get out of the car and all of a sudden,
you're like, where did all those turkeys come from?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Yeah? I don't want to mess with that. I saw
a story out of I forgot where it was, but
some neighborhood in some area, not here, I don't think.
But there's like a pack of like dogs that just
like like they terrorize the neighborhood. They're like street dogs,
and I saw you gotta look it up. It's almost
funny because it sounds like they're like it's like West
Side story but for dogs. I feel like every time

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they come and run around and you know who dog
and everybody hides. They're like, oh god, they're here. But yeah,
and it's creepy to see because like you don't know
what they're capable of, Like maybe they want to eat
your face too. It's not as creepy as a bear
that a guy took a picture of and said, Hey,
I'm hanging out with a bear dead Anyway, Now I
gotta look that story up and find out where it was.

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But yeah, like just to pack of wild dogs and
I'm like, I don't want to mess with them. Man,
who would, I guess? But anyway, it's not like I'm
unique in that way. All right, Josh Jenna Show. Let's
see headline here a woman arrested for sexual battery assault
on flight in Salt Lake City. Now I got to
get the details on that story. We'll talk about that.
It's the Josh Jennis Show on wheels. This is the

(52:36):
Josh Innis Show, well six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh
Ennis Show, Josh and James this morning. Hello, have you
been following the this Hank Winchester story at all? Hank
Winchester A little bit, a little bit. So this story
was like months ago, the investigative reporter on one of the
local channels. Yeah, and so basically he had gotten there

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was a whole he'd been put on leave and there
was some worries about sexual misconduct or something. But then
he was not on leave anymore. But now he's been fired,
and he's been fired. Some of the details that are alleged.
These are all alleged things here. But Winchester fifty one,
an Emmy Award winning journalist who had been with w
DIV since two thousand and one, was accused of inappropriately

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touching a man at his Beverly Hills home while posing
as a massage therapist despite not having a license as
required by state law.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Was he doing some sort of investigative report massage therapist, you.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Know what, I'd use that as an excuse. It was
a bit. I was doing a bit, According to a
police report obtained by Metro Times under the Freedom of
Information Act. Police records show investigators sees cameras and other
devices from his home after the alleged victim said he
feared Winchester had secretly filmed him. So here's some of
the details. Well, first of all, they searched his home

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and they didn't find anything, but according to a police report,
the alleged victim met with Winchester on March nineteenth through
Facebook marketplace. His Facebook marketplace like a hotbed of like
seeking out people for sex. I don't know, like is
that what we do? Like it's masked as hey, I'm
buying a sofa, but really I'm coming over for sex.
I don't know, I've never been on that.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I feel like they need somewhere to go since they
cracked down on the Craigslist with that exactly so face marketplace,
that's where everybody's going.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Yeah, I've got a couch and a hand job for you.
Come on over. How much? Not enough? After the complaint,
After the complainant and a friend showed up to Winchester's
home to pick up the sofa so he was selling
a Ralph Lauren sleeper sofa. They come up to pick
up the sofa, Winchester allegedly struck up a conversation, telling
the man he had been through a divorce in the

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not so distant past and was considering a career change.
He offered them in Bourbon, but they they like, imagine
you show up at old buddy's house here and you're like,
I'm just here for a couch, bro, And he's telling
you his life story about how hey, look, I'm going
through a divorce, maybe a career change, and now I'm
a massage therapist. So take off your top. Yeah, let's

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get ribbon, or actually take off your bottom at that
lists the massage is better if you're fully naked. He
offered the men bourbon, but they declined. They show up
to buy a couch and he's like, hey, have a
seat on the couch. I hadn't relaxed here, take a
load of you seem you seem tense. Winchester was previously
married to Jeff Graham. As of the summer, he was
dating Oakland County Circuit Circuit Court Judge Jacob Cunningham Mitil

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His stuff's all out there, I know. Right. About a
week later, Winchester reached out again, this time offering free
massage therapy. So that means he reached out to these guys,
allegedly the guys that just wanted to buy a couch. Hey,
you guys like that couch. Hey, guess what I got
free as well well as an added offer. I'm going
to give you a free massage. Yes. Text messages later

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reviewed by police show Winchester portrayed himself as a sports
medicine specialist and offered to treat the man and his friends.
My man is just trying to get laid, is what
he's trying to Like. I mean, look, who hasn't told
that lion at a bar to hook up with someone.
I am a sports medicine specialist, and I will treat
you and all of your friends to a massage and
maybe some sex. Again, this is all alleged. We have

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no idea if any of this is true or not. Again,
it's alleged. But the guy did get fired. They fired him,
and he's no longer on Kelly Stafford's podcast, which she's
taking a break from. I guess once your co host,
you know, poses as a sports medicine specialist to make
sexual advances at guys, I guess the podcast is you know,
second fiddle now, So maybe he was doing that podcast
or to get close to some of those football players. Well,

(56:32):
I mean I think he was. He's like Kate, Kelly,
can can Matt you know, get me in touch with
Pooka Nakua? Tell him I'm a sports medicine specialist. I'll
treat him and Cooper Cup. Have Cooper Cup come over
to the house. He can sit on my Ralph Lauren
sleeper sofa and I'll rub him down professionally. I'd have
some tips to my finest bourbon. I've got great, high

(56:53):
end bourbon. I want to get him good and lubed
up so when I rub him down, they feel great.
I love that you're playing this song too. This is
like the sexiest song I think you could ever. This
is a sexy story. It's a very sexy story of
a man trying to, you know, pooster know how to
set the mood. I do look that I've I've been
accused of that many times. So but again Hank has

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been fired now. So well, it's so unfortunate for Hank.
I hope, uh, I hope this all blows over soon
for him. Well, walk a lot more like Yank Winchester.
Am I right? No, nothing,