I Want Me Some Glory Hole

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, Josh and James, It's the Joshennis Show. Good morning, Jitzers.
How are you, James? How are you today?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Very well? Thank you for asking. I'm glad that you're
doing well. We're all doing well.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We're ready to rock this morning. Got the Lions tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, it's gonna be late night tonight. It is.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
It was a late night for me last night because
it was night two of the December holiday movie watching
at the House.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Oh, what was on the agenda?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Lest a movie called Holidate? Holidate with a Hallmark movie. No,
it's a Netflix movie, and it's kind of the opposite
of a Hallmark movie. It's kind of like a raunchy
or it's like a Hallmark movie, but it's more adult.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
You know.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Okay, And it doesn't feature any of the Kelsey family.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh do you see any movies?

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, but you see Emma Roberts, okay. And I got
it bad for Emma Roberts. I get like I would
do things for Emma Roberts, like things that could get
you arrested for Emma Roberts, like if it would impress her,
do it because I love him Roberts that much.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
And so we watched that.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
The night before we watched Four Christmases with Vince Vaughan,
which is a great one. Tonight we're not gonna watch
one because we've got football tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Tomorrow night we're.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Gonna watch someone I've never seen before, some like that
might be a Hallmark movie. I'm not sure or something,
and I don't know. Saturday we have anything. I have
a whole schedule. We built out the whole schedule of
movies we're going to watch for the Christmas season.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
So let's be a Reddit review here of your holidate movie.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I thought it was good, holidated, sexist, crude and outdated.
Sounds like you're kind of movie.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I should you should watch it, Roberts, Okay, say less. Yeah, Reddit,
let's see.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
So on Saturday, we have a Bad Santa twin bill.
Oh so we get double the Billy Bob Thornton Part
one end part two. To me, Bad Santa is like
the best Christmas movie ever. A couple days off. The
next week we get into Love Actually Jingle all the
way way, very underrated. I adore you take that turtle man.

(02:08):
This is very cool. He got my bow. That's just
like Ultimate Arnold, but in a Kid's movie. Then we
get Scrooged next week.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's a good one. It's probably one of my favorite.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
The Night Before, which is a stoner one because it's
seth Road. A lot of people don't know about that one.
It's very good. We get just friends in there. The Holiday,
which is the one where we're supposed to believe that
Jack Black hooks up with Kate Winslet. Science fiction, Why
don't just show me Avatar while you're at it. You're

(02:40):
gonna have Last Christmas, which I've never seen. I had
to add what I haven't seen Christmas Vacation, Ernest Saves Christmas,
Harold and Kumar Christmas.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Especially, I still wonder one that I have.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Now you should like, I don't really care for a
lot of stoner stuff because it's just not my house.
Harold and Kumar stuff I love, and Harold and Kumar
Christmas was very good.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I would urge you to check it out.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
And then if my my wife goes to sleep, I
might put on like It's a Wonderful Life, so I
can start to ponder my own life and just you know,
cry and stuff and be inspired for five minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
What's the Guardian Angels or Charlie or something Charlie and uh,
you're gonna watch, you know, at the end.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
And like my brother George, the richest guy in town,
and I'm, oh my god, that's so then I'll cry.
And then I realized there's just another year that's gonna
come around and I'm still gonna suck, But in that
very moment, I'm gonna feel inspired to do something and
that's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh yeah, Like you.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Talk about movies that give you hope, it's a wonderful life.
Like he was about to jump off that bridge, you know,
he was about to George Bailey was about to jump
off the bridge and it was over. But then he
didn't jump off the bridge and things worked out. So
just remember that if you're about to jump off the bridge,
don't because things may work out.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Just ask.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
It's a wonderful life, all right. We will have more
shine doown tickets today. We'll get into the Lions game
of course. Uh, it seems that James had an issue
with the Amazon Man a couple of days ago. So
the Amazon Man, the Amazon Man, the jungle dwelling cannibal.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
No, it's a delivery driver.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
There's a loin Claws spear. So I was looking at
my Apple Music and it shows you like the most
listened to albums and songs of the year. Yeah, and
apparently the most listened to album of mine was an
album called Balance by Van Halen.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, it is one.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It was the last Van Hagar album, and by many
it's considered maybe the second worst Van Halen album, behind
the Van Halen three album with Gary Scharon. I disagree.
I think it's wonderful, Scott. I think Amsterdam is on
there and it's Scott Don't Tell Me what Love Can Do,
which is a very good song. But my favorite is

(04:57):
this one, and that's gonna get us rocked and loaded
this morning. We're gonna go with a song about love
today from Van Hagar because I am a gigantic Sammy
Hagar fan and I am very big on Van Hagar
over Van Halen.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Dl RC and stick it up his ass, give me
Sammy all day long, take me at DLR. Can't stop
loving you on Detroit's Wheels Good Josh in his show spots.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Well tonight, it is one hundred percent must win territory
officially must have been time I said it last week.
Was would really really prefer to win territory, and they lost,
and now they're really in a bad spot.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
It really hurt them.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
With Green Bay winning obviously is green baby the Lions.
And then the Bears won last week over the Eagles
as well, so now you find yourself chasing both of them.
You're two games now behind the Bears, who are the
best team in the NFC record wise, and I still
don't believe that's gonna last. I don't believe in the Bears.
I don't think they're any good. They're barely beating people.

(06:00):
They're pulling off miracles. That is not sustainable. If their
downfall is on the way, it is inevitable. Their schedule
gets tougher. And I know how many times Ben Johnson
rips his shirt off, No matter how many times Ben
Johnson rips his shirt off, Because I look at their
schedule down the stretch, it's a lot tougher than it's
been through the first twelve games. And you might say, well,
Josh may be at the defending Super Bowl champion Eagles,

(06:22):
how do you not believe in them?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
The Eagles stink.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
They are a mess offensively, defensively, they have some issues
as well, but more Importantly, their offense is just god awful.
It's atrocious, So beating the Eagles is not a great accomplishment.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
The Eagles have had two or.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Three games this year that they won by a couple
of points, that they pulled off miracles. For instance, they
blocked a field goal to win a game at the
Horn like those kind of things just don't happen. So
they very well could have four or five six losses.
So I don't buy the Eagles. I don't believe in
the Eagles. So the Bears beating them is not some
sort of great feet. Let's not blow them over that now.

(06:56):
I think they're inevitably going to come back to Earth.
You're chasing them in the Packers for the division. You're
chasing them the Packers, every team in the NFC North,
or rather the NFC West, and now the Cowboys are
hanging out in there.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
So it must win for the Cowboys as well.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
They buried themselves too much early in the year, but
they've had a couple of bounced back wins. It is
a huge game for them and they know it. And
their offense is very good.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
They're humming George Pickens is humming Ceedee Lamb, who's been
dropping a lot of balls this year, but he's still
a dangerous weapon. Dak can sling it around. So this
is they must win for both of these teams. I'm
not saying it's a game that, oh would be nice
to win. This is a game that you need to
win because currently the Lions sit at about a forty
three percent chance of making the playoffs according to some

(07:42):
playoff predictor. Who knows how accurate that is or not,
but they're at forty three percent.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
If they lose this, it dives down into the single digits.
It's over.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
You win this, and all of a sudden you start
to believe a little bit. Then you win a couple
of games down the stretch, and then who knows, you
play the Bears to end the season. Maybe that game
means everything in the division. But you have to win
this game tonight. You can't wrap up this three game
homestand with a miracle win over the Giants that they
basically gifted you by going forward on fourth down at

(08:11):
the end of the game, an embarrassing loss at home
to the Packers on Thanksgiving, and then a loss to
the Cowboys. You can't go one and two with your
one win being a miracle over the Giants. You have
to win this game tonight. It is like bleeper, get
off the pot. It is over. It is done if
they don't win tonight. So if you need any extra
juice for the night, there you go. It is a

(08:33):
must win now. Khalif Raymond will not play, brock Wright
will not play. Kirby Joseph will not play, Amen Ra
might play, Taylor Decker may play, Penay Sewell may play.
I mean, their injury report is basically everyone is questionable.
So is anybody healthy? No, they are just Jared Goff

(08:53):
is healthy and Jamier Gibbs. It's about all you got.
But anyway, so it is a must win now. Basketball wise,
last night the worst loss of the year for the
Pistons wolf They lost to the Bucks who stink, one
thirteen to one oh nine, and the Bucks beat them
with Giannis basically not playing last night because he got
hurt early in the game and now he has to
have an MRI on his calf because he strained his

(09:16):
calf in a So you again, I get it's on
the road.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's the Bucks.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
They stink. You've had a good start to the season whatever.
In regular season basketball really doesn't matter. I mean, like,
these guys barely even play half these games anyway, they
don't care. But the Pistons are a team on the
come up, so I think they do care. I think
they play a little bit harder than some of your
teams that have been there, done that, right. So losing
a game like that last night was not good. I mean,
it's at the end of the world. No, does the

(09:41):
sky fall? No, But the Bucks suck and they're probably
gonna trade Giannis. Giannis missed most of the game because
he was hurt, and you still lost.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Wolf. Not a good game last night for them, And
there you go. That is sports.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
So we have a lot to get into today, including
james encounter with the Amazon Man. Yes, we will get
into that. It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Good morning friends, It's the Josh Nis Show.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
On one of six point seven.

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Speaker 1 (10:13):
O six point seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
That is Tom Petty, I'm Josh.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
Who's James.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Today James gets to see the fruits of his labor
and his efforts because today the RoboCop statue stands proud
at Eastern Market.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Your move, creep. This is a big day for you
is I'm very excited. Have you seen it yet? I
have not. Now I drove by it this morning. I
was running too late to do that. I thought about
doing that. But it stands tall.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
It stands tall and proud as a sign of justice
in an unjust world. My friend excited to give me,
give me a rouse thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
You see where my hundred bucks went towards. How much
did they say that it actually caused. I don't remember.
I don't remember how much they they raised or anything.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I want to know what percentage of your money went
to the robocops statue.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
I know much.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I want to know what percentage of the robo cops
statue is yours?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
How much you can claim that. I can just go there.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I've just taken my share. Cutting off a fingernail. This
is mine. I want you to go over there and
just stand around them while people come to see it,
because you would imagine if anybody's ever gonna come see it, it
would be now yeah, just to put up like you,
just stand there and go. You know, I paid for this.
The estimated costs is two hundred and sixty thousand dollars,

(11:33):
So and you put bolth of that covering the installation,
state preparation in the pedestal, The initial construction and fundraising
for the statue yourself, which began with the Kickstarter campaign
which I was a part of, raised over sixty seven
thousand dollars, but still additional fundy was needed to complete
the project. So if you put in one hundred dollars,
what is one hundred? You said it was a two
hundred and sixty thousand, so what is one hundred? What

(11:57):
percentage is that of two hundred and sixty thousand, like
two point or zero point two six percent?

Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's probably about the amount of a bitcoin I own.
I would imagine it. Is it either two percent of it?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Or is it like zero point two percent of it
or zero point zero two percent? So I just want
to make sure my math is accurate. So I'm going
to take the one hundred to divide that by the total.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Right, I think that's how it works.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yes, so it would be I move it to a
percentage one two spots over point zero three eight percent.
You own point zero three eight percent of the RoboCop
statue and I think that's what you should tell people
when they come to town to see it. You should
just stand out there and shake hands and introduce yourself
as the owner. I funded this statue. Yeah, you can

(12:45):
thank me for that statue. I funded that. That's mine.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Is glorious. Yeah, that's all me, all point zero zero.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Three eight percent of it. How much of a d
loan that doesn't matter. What matters is I help. I
funded this, This is mine. My money went to this.
You should do that and then give him like an
actual name, not just robocops. So like when people come up,
you're like, yeah, that's go Glenn. So you know, like
I the reason Glenn is able to stand today is
because of me.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
So this is my baby right here. That's Glenn. Every time.
Make sure I refer to him as a passion project.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
You're like the Vincent Price character in Edward Scissor Hands. Yes,
like you're in the lab back there, like making him
hands and you're about to give him these new hands
and everything.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
That's you. You're standing there like this right here, that
is mine. I made it.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Would you like a picture, a photo or I'll sign
your breast if you'd like, whatever you'd like it's fine,
but I'm responsible for this statue. Without me, you wouldn't
have been on a pilgrimage to see Glenn. Who's Glenn RoboCop?
Is how you know him that you? Oh, you know
him as RoboCop. I know him as Glenn Glenn, that's
preferred name. No big deal. I mean, we'll send you
over there later. We'll get some pictures of you and

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your sound, your creation.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
If you will. Yeah, absolutely all right.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
But today is a big day because RoboCop officially bands
Proud and Eastern Market.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Now it is Thursday, We've got Thursday Night football tonight
at Ford Field, and there's nothing that's gonna get you
locked in for that, like more uplifting music from Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
You may be numb after tonight's game. I hope you're not.
It'd be Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I feel like I need to cleanse my palette of
the depressing music that we play with something uplifting.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Like, I feel like that should be a rule.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Every time we're like, hey, here's Lincoln Park singing about
killing yourself, we should also have to balance it out
with like these hair metal bands that will never die,
although they should have been dead twenty years ago, Like
there's no reason why anybody in Motley.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Cruz should still be alive. Oh no, you want to
drug raise it.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I mean how Vince Neil killed the guy because he
was driving drunk and his buddy in the car died,
like and Vince Neil's like, w I'm still here, Like
Vince Neil apparently had four stroke slatched you and he's
like four yeah, that was the story. He had four strokes.
And he's like, guess what touring next year? Like they
will not die these like it is amazing. Like when
you see people out like riding their bikes and you

(15:11):
see like those people that you know, like when you're
walking your dog or whatever, and there's someone who's jogging
and they're stopped in a crosswalk but they keep running
in place and you're like, you're a dick, you know that,
Like you're really a dress I hate your breath. That
person's gonna die young, and Vince Neil will be able
to sit back and be like wow, you know because
here I am.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Like all of these people will live forever. He's gonna
read your obituary.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Well, eating a cheeseburger, you very very rarely hear the
story about the hair metal guy that died too early,
like Janeye Lane of Warren, like he died in a sad,
depressing fashion, like a red roof in, you know, doing
some solo gig in the two thousands that no one
cared about.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Okay, but for.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
The most part, you don't hear about hair metal guys dying.
There's like something about heroin and coke and alcohol and
hot bleach blonde coups that just kept these guys going
like they are eternal.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
They won't die yet.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
All of these people that sang about this super depressing
stuff in the nineties all dead.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
They're all dead for the most part.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
But over here is like Vince Neil, just like an
eternal vampire, just floating above the world judging people. They
can't die, Tommy Lee cannot die.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Think about that. These guys didn't take care of themselves
at all. Yeah, it looks like the only thing that
actually killed hair metal was grunge. That's all. It was
the only thing.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
The only thing that killed the fun of hair metal
was these dudes coming in here and deciding, Oh, the
whole world is suicidal, so let's.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Sing songs about it. That's it.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
But back in the day, all people wanted to do
was bang and do drugs and party.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
But then this, this grunge.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Had to come in here and be like, I'm going
to quelle masil to numb all the pain.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I'm freaking said, let's no more the pain. But what
was that any I song?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Sorry, that was actually an original guaranteed humor.

Speaker 8 (17:09):
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Speaker 1 (17:12):
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All right, let's see here big one at Ford Field tonight.
It is a must win at Ford Field tonight as
the Cowboys come to Talents.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
It must win for both teams. So if there's ever.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Gonna be a good football game, this should be at
The Cowboys are playing well, the Lions are not. Both
of these teams are desperate for a victory.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Will the Lions get it?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Well, it's gonna be tough because you're without Kirby Joseph.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Itout reading the list, Hold on, let me get out
the list.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
It's alphabeticals longer than Sanaz naughty list. Let's see Khalif
Raymond brock Wright, Kirby Joseph. They're a fied out Amen
ra is questionable, Taylor Decker questionable, today, Sewell questionable. There
are others that are questionable as well. Currently, the Lions
have a forty three percent chance to make the playoffs.
That's where they stand right now, forty three percent. Basically,

(18:17):
what's going to happen tonight? If you're looking for the
simplest way to break this down, somebody's season will end tonight.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Okay, it ends tonight. For it makes it a much
more exciting game. See what do you look at it
that way? Telling it? Well enough? For you who's season
will end tonight? It really is like turning doning it
into survivor.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Well, every game has been like the playoffs so far
for the Cowboys because they started so poorly. So every
game they've played they've needed to, you know, they've had to.
So they definitely bounced back because they they were really,
really big, we're dead and now they're right there like
they are considered in the mix.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
They're in the hunt, as it were.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Because I got a buddy who's a big Cowboys fan,
and I he was kind of upset with their season
so far and he's excited to go the next You know,
one friend who's a big Cowboys fan. Yeah, people that
have never been to Dallas. Give him a break. He's Canadian,
that's true. Yeah, we give him a break. He's in
a Canadian living in the US now and just what
everybody thinks it is. No, it's have any communications with

(19:15):
that win since I got let go from the job. Okay,
good to know it's a different Canadian that lives in
the US now. So the Cowboys are six five and one.
They're coming off a win over the Eagles a couple
of weeks ago and the Cheaps.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
So they've had back to back wins. Got the momentum behind,
Oh they do.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
They've won three in a row and two of those
you're talking Eagles and Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Then you got the Lions. If they win this game,
they're hungry for a win.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
You hope every game left on their schedule is winnable.
So I'm like they're gonna Look if they lose this,
I still think they're season's over because I got a
big hill to climb. Because you've got divisions that I
guess we mentioned. The NFC West has three teams with
nine wins. This division has a nine and eight and
a seven win team. Uh, the NFC East. The Eagles
are only an eight wins, so the Cowboys kind of

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alive in there. But this is the last real difficult
game I would say the Cowboys have because you've got
home for the Vikings, home for the Chargers, and Justin
Herbert has like a broken hand, and who knows what
his status is. You've got the Commanders who aren't any
good and the Giants who aren't any good. So there's
winnable games there for the Cowboys. But this is a
must win. This is a must win game for the

(20:21):
Lions tonight. Certainly, I don't care what it means for
the Cowboys, like whatever, but if they beat you tonight,
they have the same record as you, and actually a
better record because they have a tie.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
On their resume.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
So Jerry Jones, though he's still on the quest for
the elusive glory hole.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
That's part of leadership is to have some of the
guys that have gone before that have been disappointed to
share it with everybody involved.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
For me, it's a reminder too, been here twenty three years.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
And it is a reminder I've been here when it
was glory whole days, and I've been here when it
wasn't and so having said that I won't me some gloriho.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Man wants some gloryhole. Maybe these are they're getting closer
to gloryhole days.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Again, brave Manda Wiener and just a random, random home.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Not what he meant by that, Oh, different glory it's
a different not your type of glory.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Not the ones that you go to the rest stop
off of the highway.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
No, I think it's an oil reference because he's an
oil man, and like a gloryhole is like a hole
where there's oil. Oh see, I thought it was somewhere
you Genitalia and hopes that somebody on the other side
would use their mouth for pleasure. Well that is also
there's two meanings for it, obviously, mind's more of the
Urban Dictionary definition correct, Like I'm sure there's something that's
actually truffle butter, and then there's the truffle butter set.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
And so, having said that I won't made some gloriho,
he wants them some gloryhole.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
But don't allow you your team to be the team
that gives him the gloryhole. Don't give this crazy old
man the glory holeso.

Speaker 7 (21:53):
Having said that I won't made some glorihop.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
Don't be on the other end of the gloryhole. Don't
do it. Lions.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Lions, make those Dallas Cowboys a gloryhole.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Let's glory hole down that Dallas star Let's glory let's cornhole.

Speaker 7 (22:10):
So, having said that, I won't Mason gloryhole.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
So don't let that man have his gloryhole. No, take
his glory whole. Joyo right away. That should be your incentive. Also,
the Pistons had a terrible loss last night to the
awful Bucks on the Road.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
And that, my friends, is sports. And this is Brian.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Adams the Summer of sixty nine sixties.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Today, I won't Mason glory ho.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Alright, it's the Josh and the Show, Josh and James
this morning. James, what was your run in with the
Amazon man? Oh, the Amazon man? Well, Amazon Man, Well
here I am. I was just alone in the Amazon
jungle and camp. No, just kidding. So was it Tuesday? Yeah,
so Tuesday night I had to work the other job
rual late, like the big Christmas free lighting ceremony and stuff.

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So I get home from work and I see in
the freshly covered front lawn with snow that there's just
a giant set of tire tracks that goes around my
entire front yard. So I have like this weird like
burm with like three big pine trees in it, Okay,
and there's a huge set of tire tracks all the
way around, like somebody drove a NASCAR pace car around

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this berm. And I'm like, I don't what the hell
is that. Like the driveway is open, that snowy obviously snowy. Yeah,
so there's a little bit of snow on our driveway,
but you can see the tire tracks of all of
our vehicles pulling out and coming and going from the home.
You can it's very obvious which part is driveway, which
part is probably grass.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
So I'm like, this is strange, Like is.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
There a new sled or something that my mother in
law was taking my son around the yard in. But
I'm like, no, these are obviously tire tracks. So I
pull up my ring can.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
And this is in the yard. This is a driveway.
That's a drive yard, Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
So I bring up my ring camera and I'm like, what,
there's a giant truck. It's a giant truck pulling around
and rolling around the yard, and it's an Amazon Prime
delivery truck. So I check another angle of the camera
to try to see because I got the one angle
closest to the garage where you just see the truck
pulling around. I checked the other angle, and this dude

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or lady, I don't know this person, this Amazon person.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
I don't want to assume gender, any gender. Ladies can
be a whole Amazon drivers, absolutely, you know what I mean.
Ladies can do some of the lady drivers I've had
the worst experiences with, nor friends. Ladies. Ladies can do
stuff now, friends, Ladies can do stuff now, and you're
gonna have to learn how to deal with I'm dealing.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm learning how to deal with ladies being bad drivers
just as much as the men. So then I look
and I see that the Amazon truck come down the
road stop at our driveway, and instead of pulling into
the driveway, they decided to try to navigate the giant
a truck in between either this giant rock and this tree,
which I guess they thought the driveway went that way

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instead of just pulling into the driveway following the tire track. Sure,
they drove all the way around my yard, leaving huge
divots in the grass, which I'm not gonna have to
deal with in the spring.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
And when you go and complain about it online, all.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
They do is they fill out a report and tell
me how expensive is it to fix? I don't know,
I'm supposed to call somebody, have to give me a
quote on the yard tell you I just like an
Amazon driver doesn't even need a damn driver's license to
keep behind the wheel of their trucks and they just
drive across everybody's lawn and then it posts the video
on my social media right and I'm not the only one.
It's like an epidemic of bad drivers for Amazon.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I got people tell me.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
About their neighbors, they got their driver driving across their backyard,
and they got anybody offering.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Me the free advice. They're like, put up a fence.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
What am I supposed to put up a privacy fence
around my entire property? Did you know how expensive it
is to get I'd have to get some kind of
an electric gate or some sort of like a guard
shack with like an arm that was up and down
to stop people from just driving across.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
My yard through the driveway. It's like there's a magnet.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
For morons behind the wheel and it attracts them right
to my front yard. I think the best part is
my wife didn't realize. Half I walk in the house,
I'm like, hey, who drove across the front yard. Who's
driving circles around the tree? Burm oh, I don't know?

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Was there tire tracks there?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Yeah? How you miss them? How could you not see
the tire tracks?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
The whole front yard is like somebody who's racing a
NASCAR races like the James Cambell five hundred in the
front yard because some Amazon driver up, I don't know
they're gonna People are like, oh, well, maybe you should
make your driveway more visible so they know where to go.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Get the damn tire tracks. There's tire tracks pulling in
and out. They took a turn.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Into no man's land space barely big enough for an
Amazon truck to fit through.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Your first sign.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Uh, your wife's only concerned if it's a bunch of
high school kids having.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
A party off her property. She could have said that
to the Amazon man. She could have told the Amazon man,
you off her property. She could have said that.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
She could have been like, hey, get off the property.
To get your truck off by property, get on the
drive dummy, just it's just so aggravating. Well, let me
play Devil's abge here. Your grass was gonna be messed
up anyway. It's gonna be under snow for the next
five months, so like it's gonna be messed up anyway.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Thinks that's why I'm gonna be to get a quote
fixed it. So Amazon ain't gonna do a damn thing
for me. Scorio Pizos.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
If billyon there, bastard making all this cash and destroyed
my property, you might.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Get off her property.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
I don't stand what to do, how to fix the
situation and everything. Put up a fence, put him a fence.
It's the way my property is laid out. A fence
is not a reasonable option. And plus I don't make
enough money to I can afford a fence that big,
because it'd literally be like fortifying my house. Like I'm
so sort of crazy, conspiracy end of the world nut.

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If they saw you saw, the fence would have to
go up. That wasn't one point time I was looking
at like a soldar gate, like a soldar arm that
would go.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Up and down.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
But again, the funds are not there, and I don't
know that if I have the manliness abilities to actually
make this come to reality.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I don't think you do.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
And then if I had to hire somebody to do it,
I can't afford that I can hire a real man
to do He went to the robot comes, yes, exactly,
I can't know I had priorities. Look, I'm not Look,
I don't mean this in a bad way. But that
is the most old man rant I've ever heard, you
know what. And I accept that because it is a
very old man rant. I can I'm man enough to
admit when I'm an old man ranch.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
And but yes, Amazon down the yard.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Y y yy. That is cable box Josh and James
Josh and a show What's up. So there was a
suggestion somebody made for your your issue here with the
Amazon dug. But it was to put the police, like, yeah,
get police stop sticks, you know, the spike things that
they use on people like like like car chases.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Get some of those and hide them in your lawns.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Mario Kart, throw down some turtle shells, like okay, they'll
slip on a banana peel. The first issue with that is, hey,
I'm gonna forget that. I put them down there and
I'm going to running them over with my lawnmower and
destroying the tires on my lawnmower. B there's kids and
other pets and stuff in the neighborhood. It's not like
a sidewalk community. It's kind of like we're kind of
we're in the city, but we're in the boonies in

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the city, if it makes sense, you know, So it's
very country like, so kids could get hurt, ye, pets
could get hurt.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Other people could get hurt.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
To sell it to me, it's the dumbest idea ever, Like,
why would you put that? Here's the idea Amazon, don't
drive to my freaking yard exactly, I said to put
on like like the kind of things that stop Koopa
Troopa in the.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Like like the princess toads.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
At them, you know, like I'm out there the flame frower.
You know, we'll shoot fire at them as they approached
the drive They want you to turn your house into
home alone. But what was funny is like, there's we
have a great ups driver delivery guy. Never have issue,
one single issue with this guy. He understands what the
driveway is like. Not cant him to a degree and

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say maybe he doesn't know because of the snow.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
The Amazon person.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, I mean is there other I mean you said
tracks leaving the drive Does the Amazon person have a
set of eyes they have with one, one little droplet
of common sense, the Devil's advocate. I understand that, but
it's trying to look at what. I'm just trying to
see where the Amazon person is coming from. Unless the
driver was blind, you could tell which way you would

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turn to get into the driveway.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I say, but to take.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Unless you like what living like Robert Frost trying to
take a road let's travel by which is not even
a road at all. You know, two roads divided, you
know in woods, No, dumb ass, he turned right. There's
a lake, there's a fence to my neighbor's yard, a
big rock and a big tree, and he chose to
turn right in between those two. I don't even know

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how he navigated between that gap.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
He turns right and then drives around.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
In a circle, and then still parks the ass on
the grass, half on the grass, half on the driveway. Look,
our audience was comprised of people wearing sleeveless Slayer T shirts.
I think that Robert Frost is far too deep of
a reference for us today. You're going well above our heads, Sir.

Speaker 9 (31:39):
Josh in this show one of six point seven WLZ
Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
But speaking of phallic thing, I won't Mason Glorio.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Apparently there's cock fighting that still goes on in America really,
and there was a big cock fighting ring that was
busted in Utah.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
They find a bunch of cocks.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
There, they did, they did. They a large number of
cocks there. So here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
They are. Yeah, they were soaking. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (32:11):
I won't make some glory hell you. But so here's
the thing.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
So, first of all, I'm going to start here when
talking about the idea of cogfighting.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Before I get into this story.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
So you know how like the there are stretches where
we give away like a thousand dollars every hour on
the station. I forgot what we call it, go fund yourself,
Go fund yourself. So when I was in Nashville, I
worked at iHeart there and every iHeart station does it,
they just have a different name for us. So we
had this idea, and the idea was to create a
mascot for the radio station.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Right, OK.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
So, like I was looking at stations like Saint Louis
and stations like like legendary stations that have mascots. So
like in Saint Louis at CAG ninety five they have
sweet Meat the Pig. And if you go to WMMS
in Cleveland, they have the buzzard. That was the mascot.
It was like a buzzard. The buzzard you know in
different radio stations used to have mascots and their logos cool.
So I went to my boss and I'm like, can

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we come up with a mascot.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
I had an idea.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I said, what if our mascot was called the rock
Cock and it was a rooster.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
So it was Rocky that we called him. I think
rock I forgot what his name was. Rocket, It was
just Rocky that it was just Rocky the rock Cock
or like Randy the rock Cock or something. And they
came up with a whole image for it. It had
a character. He was like kind of a white trashy
character with like before they did, so they had to go.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It took like months to get this back from the
iHeart people because God actually either they sent it to
the oven.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
They had a real like illustrator draw it up, and
I wish I had a picture of it somewhere because
they brought it back to us and it was wearing
like a trucker hat and a scared Surety had like
had some zins. I mean, it was pretty bad as rand.
I think it's what we called. We called him Rocky
the rock cock or something. I forgot what we called him,
and that was the character. And we were going to

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use that character to be the guy that gave away
one thousand dollars. So every time, every time the rock
cock crows be called, and then he he had it,
and we did imaging for it where he had a
voice so he'd be like he.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Was like this angry kind of hillbill in Nashville. This
seems a fairly larger market than go down this road.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
We gave it a shot and it was funny, it
was hysterical.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
We did it one day and then the corporate people
found out and they're like, you cannot use the rock cock.
I'm like, but why. It's like South Carolina is the
game cocks, and those dukes wear hats and say cocks.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
All the time. We're talking about rooster. It's a rooster
it's well, document your head out of the ros, get
your head out of the gutter, herb.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
So then they wouldn't let us do it. So did
you change it to the cock of rock? No, that's
what I'm gonna be starting. Yes, that's no. Sorry, I'm
cock of soft rock.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Uh, I'm a smaller cock. So here's what happened. So
then I'm listening a radio station, an iHeart.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Station in uh in Chicago. Don't tell me they ripped
off your ideas. They ripped off they just they couldn't
call him the rock cock.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
But they were like, it's the rock rooster, and they
had a whole voice, sport and everything.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I'm like, those sons are fictions. That's my rock cock.
They stole my rock.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Cock and how the major markets do it? And then
they wondered why I left for Saint Louis And then
I guess they got the last laughs. I came back
here for like half the money I was going to
make St. Louis by like we got don't worry, we
got the guy. We had the originator of the rock
cock on the way boys, listen, we weren't gonna fire
you until you told us that you came up with
this idea of a rooster wearing a truck some real

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radio innovator, the rock cock, Rocky, the rock cock.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Gloryho and then uh, and.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Then you know, I get fired there and they come
back to iHeart for half of what I was making.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
That's kind of generous offer.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, it's not bad when you're making nothing anyway. So
now all that just say this cockfighting in Utah is
what we were doing. The story was that the teaser
for what's coming up.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Here's what we'll do.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I'll play a song for you because I don't want
Casey to lose his look, Okay, I'm not gonna do that.
I will play a song for you, and then I
will get to the story about cock fighting in Utah. Provo, Utah.
There's cockfighting going on. I didn't know cockfights still happened.
Then I have a cock fighting story. I have a
connection to cock fighting, have a lot of connections to

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the cock I've lived. I've lived, but I am. So
we'll get into that. But first, well, I'm gonna do
a hacky DJ thing. Hopefully the loser tonight is the Cowboys.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
The loser will be me.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Really, if the Lions lose because my BET's cooked at
that point. So come on, lion, you sons of bitches,
Come on Dan. All right, we'll get to that cock
fighting story in Utah next time.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
All right, Well, there you have it. Boy, I'm gonna
miss Doc.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
He's coming up tomorrow to hang out with us and
he'll share all sorts of stories about when radio was cool.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Back when if you went to the boss and said
I want to do the rock cock, they'd say yes.
And I actually remember the name of the rock cock.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Now, his name was Hardy the rock Cock, and like
a day, like it was like the rooster would crow
every at noon or eleven. It was like the church bells,
but ok for a rock cock.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
For a rock cock. And he had a Boston accent
for some reason.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
But he really loves skinner and everything like, hey, it's
me Hardy to rock cock.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
You what a thousand move? And then they killed it
after like a day. But any who, that's.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Why then we end up with really cool things like
go fund yourself, really really innovative material there. But anyway,
so no offense. But any who, so let's get into
this story about cottage. It's edgy Los. This sounds like
you're saying, go after Like I know, Josh, I don't
know if you understand, but like that's supposed to be
the F word.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
He's got to break it down to you. Look, do
you get I just I picture him coming in now
the doors open. Oh, by the way, we have to
make fun of Casey as if no.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
So Casey posted a picture of him with Good Charlotte
and then from the early two thousand.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
I saw that.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Yeah, I mean he's like, hey this, I look at him.
I'm like, boy, Casey, that's American history X chic you've
got going on.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
It's got like a shaved head. It's weird seeing him
with no facial hair and glass. I know, I'm like who.
I'm like looking at him Like in the picture, I'm like,
who are you? Like, where's Casey? I'm like, well that's Casey. Wow.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
So that gives us an opportunity to make fun of him.
But first we must talk about cock fighting in Utah.
Here's the news story.

Speaker 9 (38:38):
Thanks for watching two News at six On this Monday.
More than three hundred and sixty live rowsters and more
than fifty six dead ones were found on a property
in Provo.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I would have bet on all the dead ones. Probably
those dead ones are the lions for me.

Speaker 9 (38:51):
This okame after police busted a large cock fighting ring
in that area today.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
She puts some.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Stank on the cock fighting too. I don't know if
you notice that. You listen to her little bit here,
she's like she because she knows what she's doing.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
So there's always a key thing here.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
When you listen to stories about cockfighting, you have to
like hear the ones who just refuse to say it
because they don't want there to be audio evidence that
people can tamper with of them saying cockfighting, right, But
this woman, she puts some stank on it.

Speaker 9 (39:16):
Her polief busted a large cockfighting ring in that area today.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Turning to handle the cocks, she knows it's Natalie Wattason.
That's a rooster.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
He's talking about by the rooster, not not about other
things like that.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Hold on, I hit the wrong button.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Get your head out of the gutter. He's talking about
a rooster. Pervs neighborhood where this unfolded. She's been talking
to people out there all day about what happened here.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Natalie, what have you learned?

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Well, I've learned that there are some roosters that are
really good at fighting, and some that are really mediocres.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
It's about fifty seven that aren't very good. This is
not funny.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
It's sad for the cocks, the roosters, it's sad for them.
We consider those. She comes back, She's like, well, Bill,
I've learned that. But there are some real hard cocks,
and there are also some really flaccid ones. Roosters, your pervs. Roosters,
that's what they're called. Look it up.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
You got your boss in here, you piece of phrasing.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Phrasing, am hey, phrasing Heather, Heather, you have to mention
that they're roosters.

Speaker 6 (40:17):
Well, seventeen people in all were arrested, ten of which
is they were trying to flee the house. You can
see down the street there.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Those dogs are like, can we just eat the roosters?
Like what do you like? What are you gonna those roosters?

Speaker 6 (40:29):
Pal and neighbors tell me they were shocked at the
scale of the operation going on there.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I don't know why there's the idea of people fleeing
the scene of a cockfight is funny to me, Like
we got a scatter guys, must be must be a
huge cockfighting. Amazed by the scale of it. He've got
like he's got like a cock and each hair.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
A rooster. He's like the dog, yeah, yeah, yes, yeah,
He's like, oh god, we got a scat.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
It's the popo run and then like he just loved
my cocks.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Hey, you gotta hide the cocks over there.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
I won't make some gloryhome, No, Jerry, Jerry, we're talking
about roosters, ye, old perv.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Like two am and my son came running in.

Speaker 6 (41:20):
There's cops everywhere. There's cops everywhere, there's cops every.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
I thought he was never mind. I thought he said
something else.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Something's going on next door. And they were just peeking
out the window all night long. I guess it went
on till like seven thirty in the morning.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
Saturday night. Police showed up at this house on six
hundred South in Prova.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Do we sound like this woman that's doing the story
is gonna be one that's willing to say cock fighting
or is she gonna say something about roosters Like the
one chick at the beginning, It's like, I don't care.
I'm an anchor. I can say what I want. This
chick seems self important. Enough to be like, well, they
were having an altercation between roosters or something like there
was a there was a mean spirited altercation between roosters.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Instead of what it really is, which is a cock fight.

Speaker 6 (42:04):
Continue what they found stunned the neighborhood. It kind of
makes me sick. Provo police tallied three hundred and sixty
three live roosters on the property, more than fifty six
dead roosters in garbage bags and bins.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Ma'am, this is your one opportunity on television. You're ever
going to have to use that word, and you're using
roosters instead. You could have literally said police found bags
of cocks.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
It would be roosters. It would be roosters, is what
it would be. It's like a bag of you know,
the D word, but we found a bag of roots. Yes,
and you have the opportunity to do this, ma'am. You
are wasting this gift. You've been given a gift.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Now. Of course it's sad that the cocks are dead,
but still condoning cock fights in any way, shape or form, well,
unless it's the inflatable ones you get at the adult
novelty store. Oh, they're not used to cocks getting that
kind of action In Utah, we're talking about roosters.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Scorecards and trophies for chicken, realated achievements, bottles of liquids
and needles to make roosters more aggressive, and razor claws
for the birds.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Wait a second, hold on, I feel terrible about this,
but they have substances to make the cocks harder to fight. Wow,
they do. The roosters get real hard.

Speaker 6 (43:19):
Roosters more aggressive, and razor claws for the birds. You
hear that, knowing it's right across the street, What are
you thinking?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Kind of getting emotional? She's getting emotional the rooster.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
When you think of it from this standpoint, everything she
says is funny because we're children. She's talking about roosters.
There's fifty dead roosters we're talking about here, You pervs,
keep your minds out of the gutter. This is a
family program.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Sad like, it's just I just can't believe people do
that to animals. And it's also really sad that it's
across the street from me, because I mean, you want
to think you live in a nice, safe, good neighborhood
that people can come visit you.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Too, And what's funny is they showed the neighborhood and
there's like plywood over all the windows, and there's like
cars up on, you know, cinder blocks.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I thought I lived in a nice neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
No, ma'am, you look like you live in a neighborhood
where there's gonna be cock fighting. That we lived in
a nice neighborhood until the cock house opened up and
everybody came to go watch the cocks. They look what happened?
Have we got school buses in the front yard, We
got plywood on a window.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
We got so many cock gazers out of here roosters
We're talking about all these men.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
With lots of money come to gaze at these cocks,
these rooster fights.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
They're coming to watch and place bets.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Okay, fifty to one hundred people ran away when police
showed up. Seventeen were arrested, all on game foul fighting.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
They all ran out of the house holding their.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Cock and aggravated animal cruelty charges.

Speaker 10 (45:03):
We had heard about it before, and I didn't really
know what was still going on.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
The house had a previous report of animal fighting in
twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
We like animals.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
We have lots of animals you can see, and animals
are sad when they do stuff to own that is inhuman.

Speaker 6 (45:17):
Now, with the arrests, people in the neighborhood hope it's
done for good.

Speaker 10 (45:20):
Oh that it gives them a message and man, they
decided to stop doing it.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
I did reach out to the Provo Police Department for
an interview, but they declined as this is an active
investigation in Provo. Natalie wattas KUTV two News.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
There you go. So that's the story about the cock
fighting in Provo. Wow, I mean, it's tragic for those cocks.
It was.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Look, I genuinely feel bad for the cos I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Look, I'm not making a joke. I feel bad. I
feel bad. I think we're both.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Animal animal lovers, So you don't want to hear, you know,
I may got tragic news about all those dead cocks.
I don't want to hear roosters. Of course, the talk
about roosters here because they're the ones fighting. I also
like that in the middle of the story they're like,
well there was some you know, winner sheets, as if
someone like there's scorekeepers, Like there's there's a little hen
sitting there keeping score of.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
The like, how does one score a cock fight?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Like I have that's a legit question, Like how does
like like in a boxing match, like they'll be scorers,
and how does one score a cock fight?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I assume there's a winner and a loser and that's it.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't think like they go round by round, Like
do they have like a little hen that comes out
with a round card, like with a big like a
Bikinian with those big chicken breasts out you.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Know, yeah, so these cutlets round.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
And is there like a rooster Dana White that like
is just all beast up. They can promoting this roosters
cock Joe Rogan that just sits there just oh my god.
Then there's like a cock coming off the top rope
with the razor claw they have. Pardon this, but I
think they fight in the cock to god, this is

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the Josh and.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
One who six point seven double ll Z Detroit is real.
Go the Josh Innis show sports see.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
And that's the fun dichotomy, the juxtaposition, if you will.
In the music that we play, like nine out of
ten songs are like do physical harm to yourself because
life sucks.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
And then Steve Perry's like listen.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Believe that if he would have told that to half
of those grunge guys, they'd still be alive. I don't
feel like the grunge guys were listening to that, and
that's what made them almost want to kill themselves more. Yeah, look,
they all killed themselves. They're like, nobody says South Detroit. Man, Well,
they say it, but there's no such thing.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
There's no such thing as South Detroit. Lit'ten. Referencing to Windsor.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
And born and raised in wins Windsor, Canada just doesn't
poss so much.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Yeah, South Detroit definitely sounds better. But AnyWho Steve Paar doors.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
No more Steve Perry sykeouts all right anyway, basketball references
for those who didn't get it. I garan if anybody
got that reference, if you can, if you can tell me, like,
if you if you can text in and prove that
you understood that reference, I'll give you shine. I will
call you and give you shine down ticket. Because that
was a relatively deep cut from a relatively deep cut movie.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Now we sound like elitist. Maybe they need to name
the name. Sorry, losing my voice. You guys, bring me
into the gay guy that yells again.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Yeah, they have to send the name of like the
third wheel, like the little sidekick they always make fun
of in the film Perfect If you can tell us
if you can text in the name of the third
wheel in the movie we just referenced, and I'm not
gonna say the name again. You just have to know
it by the Steve Perry sykeout reference. There will be

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three people listening that might have a chance to know that.
If that it's just sad. It's such a good movie.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
It is.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
I saw I saw that movie when I was about twelve.
I just went to see it by myself, you.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Because I told you I was just go to the
movies sometimes. In fact, then they didn't care if you
went to a rated R movie like I've seen.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
The Hot Time Making Up with the play made of
the Victoria Silversteady Victoria Silfstead Playmate of the Year. Option
number two. He's hanging by his neck and his effing clause,
which kind of.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Makes sense for the music we play.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Because that's about half of our artists hanging by his
neck in his effing closet sometimes because they're pleasuring Option
number two. Coop went to Disney World, all right, So
here we go Lions and Cowboys tonight, as the season
will basically end for one of these two teams currently
if you're into such things, Uh, the Lions have a

(49:38):
forty three percent chance to make the playoffs. That would
shoot up if they won today. If they lost, it
would plummet and the season would pretty much be over
and my bet would die and I will cry. So
please win Lions. No Khalif Raymond, no brock Right, no Kirby,
Joseph Amenram might play Taylor, Decker, might play Pena Sewell
might play Well.

Speaker 2 (49:59):
What's wild to me about like this?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Like with football players like might play Yeah, Like if
this was baseball, people would probably be super upset, you know,
or they'd actually be more understanding in football not playing
compared to baseball.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
That makes that makes sense? That made no sense at
all that.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Go on with the core phil I uh, But they
hopefully they win tonight, And if the Cowboys win, they're
right in the thick of the race too.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I thought they were dead. The world thought they were dead.
But they're on the.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Quest for that glory hole, and if they can find
it then it would be bad.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
News for us.

Speaker 7 (50:31):
I won't make some GLORYO, thank.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
You jered Uh. The Pistons loss last night to the Bucks.
That's hideous because the Bucks suck. They're trying to trade
their best player and wolf.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
So if you want to get in, of course, you
can call eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
sixty seven. You can text text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one. I do
have those tickets for Shine Down. I end that's going
to be at the big show next week less than
a week from now. Is wet a jingle Ball at LCA?
You can see Nelly or as. The people who've called

(51:03):
and turned down the tickets have said that rap guy,
it's too expensive to that rap guy. So I mean, look,
if you want to win the tickets and sit through
that rap guy and some pop girl, listen, reason enough
to go. Even if you don't like the music. Some
of these chicks that are going to be performing at
this show very attractive.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
What's this one? Chicks named Lana something like Lanolin. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Is that the one that you were saying ass is
popping up on your Instagram? The other and what is
her name? Let's see jingle Ball Detroit. What is this
girl's name. She's a Zara Larson. Go to Instagram and
look up Zara z A r A. Then unless Zara
Larson's only like seventeen or something, in which case don't.
But I would imagine that Zara Larson is probably someone

(51:48):
who's like of age, because I don't think they're gonna
stick some like fourteen year old out there doing skank things.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
If they've learned their lesson from Britney Spears.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Correct, but maybe it makes sure before you do this
twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Oh she's twenty seven.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Okay, good news, that's possibles.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
It's no good diddling kids, got it right? So I
just said, oh, I wouldn't do it with anybody younger
than my daughter.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
No little kids gotta be big holding them away my
daughter or.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Something like that. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Also, we have no update on the Virginia football coach missing.
I'm gonna go I'm gonna get a really secretive diddle cheat.
I know, like they can't say he's more hid than
Santa Claus damn. So I don't know what to tell you.
We can't find it, ah, but that is another update
on him. He wit missing the twentieth so we're like
on two weeks in now on the diddling football coach

(52:38):
in Virginia. No word on his whereabalance. He's hanging by
his neck in his heffing closet. All right, So I
do have those shine down tickets if you want to
text for those. Uh, but you gotta tell us who
that character in the movie we were referring to was.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Do that? Look up Zara Larson too. I won't make
some gloryhill, all right, Josh Innis Show. It's Josh and
James this morning.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
It has been brought to my attention that we brought
up the cock fighting because I have a cock fighting
story of my own, sort of.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I was cockfighting adjacent.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
In a way, and they realized, really that familiar with
the cocks like that I am.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
As a matter of fact. So this was a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
But I was having dinner with my mom, and we
were hanging out with me, my wife, my mom. My
parents are divorced. My mom's been married a couple other times.
Her husband actually died a couple of years ago. That's Don,
and he was wonderful. But this might have been when
Don was still alive and we were all having dinner
and we're talking about stuff. And usually when we would
meet up, and I didn't see my mom all that

(53:36):
often because I never really lived close, we would get
into talking about my grandma and share stories about my
grandma and she was into wrestling and bingo and like
that'isce no stories and laugh, you know. And at one point,
just out of the blue, my mom goes, well, you know,
back when I used to sell sodas and hamburgers at
your grandpa's cock fights.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
And I'm like, Paul, what, She.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Goes, Oh, yeah, you know grandpa used to run cock
fights out of the backyard. I'm like, my grandpa did.
She's like, oh, yeah, you know. Guys would sit back
there and they'd you don't bet on the different roosters.
And then I would go around with sodas and I
would sell them sodas or like, how did I never
know that I come from like the whitest of white trash,

(54:23):
you know, when you're growing up, like if you're poor,
you don't know you're poor, And if you're trashy, you
don't know your trashy, especially like in the era before
the internet and stuff, like with the internet, like you
can tell if you're trashy.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
But like back in the day, you didn't know you
were poor. Yeah, it was just your life. Like I
didn't know.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
That going to the barber shop and having a Nike
swoosh carved into the back of my head was trashy.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
It was just what she did, you know, It's what
all the cool games are doing.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I didn't know that having like a fade with a
Nike swoosh in the back made me white trash, but
it was. You know, I had a mullet when I
was a kid. There's pictures of me somewhere with a
mullet as a kid, and I'm like, I didn't know
we were trashy and poor. It was just we were
trashy and poor. But you don't really know it, like
I guess I said, Now you kind of do because
kids will say, oh, you're poor, Like when you grew

(55:05):
up around other poor people, like that year I lived
in Missouri with my grandma.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Everybody was poor.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Everybody lived in crappy houses, but you didn't know that
everybody's house was crappy because they were all the same.
Just like an experience, you know, you didn't have that
life experience and know what to what but I never
felt white, trashy and horrible about myself.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Until my mom said, oh, back when.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I used to sell hamburgers and sodas at your grandpa's
cock fights. And I was like, huh, pardon, Mom, I
don't understand. Your mom's like the cocktail waitress said, your
grandpa's cockfighting, You're like slapping her ass. Yeah, like, hey, hey,
sweet stuff, yeah, Taby, get over here and give me
a Sody pop.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Hey, and bet on.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Mister Jingle's over there to get the win. I got fine, Hey, look,
I'll give you a cut of the winds of mister
Jingles slashes the throat of that other cock. Hey, you
got a hamburger and a Sodi Pop and Mr Smothers
over there. And I bet those weren't actual Sodi pops, and.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
I probably not.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
I also don't know why I made the guy at
my grandpa's cock fights sound like Tony Danza.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I don't know, but I did.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
I'm like, Angela, you go to the cockfighter.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
I mean it fits the scenario. I believe it.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I was like, that must be really one of the
guys that's there, his grandpa's main man. Tony Danza was
really at the at the fights. But anyways, so yes,
that's when I started to really believe that, you know what,
turns out we're white trash. Mom, did you find out,
like how deep into it your grandpa your grandpa was No,
but I need to But I did find out that

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my grandpa, who lived into his nineties, wasn't that long
ago that he died, but he lived in an old
folks home for like a handful of years, and apparently
he would fight people in the old folks He was
Tom McCoy was a bad son of a bitch, and
like even until he was like eighty something years old,
he would wake up in the mornings and go clean
parking lots and stuff for money. Really, like he would
go out and clean the parking lot of the gas

(56:53):
station man. And he and my grandma were divorced for
as long as I can remember, but he still lived
in the house. He lived upstairs and he lived in
the laundry room. Like we when you look back at
these things, they're super effort.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
There's lots of red flags here, but you don't know
it because it's just life. You don't know that you're
white trash until years later.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
You look at it. With like a thousand mile view
and you're like, holy cow, cock fights, Nike swooshes in
the back of the hair.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
It's the picture of that air.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Dad's got girlfriends in every town, like so many things.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
You're like, we were white trash and I didn't know it.
Look how far you've come.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
I'm like, Chlorice Starling, like I got a Hannibal Electron
and you're like, oh, where you are the Roobs, Clarie, Ah,
you were.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Just playing white trash.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
They were slaughtering the spring lamb. Clarie's like that was me.
I'm Clarice Starling. I'm like yes, mister Lictor, mister Lector.
And he's like, you're just a rube Josh. I'm like, yes,
mister Lictor. Yeah. He's like your mother sold hamburgers at
the cock fights. I'm like, yes, sir, mister Lector, Yes, sir,
like megs just throwing funk on me and I'm like, yes,

(58:02):
mister Lecter, that's me, mister Lector.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
All right.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Anyway, so we still have lots to do today. Are
people texting for these shineedown tickets? Does anybody actually answer
the question we asked?

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (58:12):
The answer is no, not yet.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
They have it now if you'd like to restate the
random question that no one and I'm aware that no
one's gonna know the answer to this, do I don't
even think we tell them the movie because we referenced
a movie. Can we tell them the movie? I mean
we can, but then they can google it. But yeah,
who cares if they want the tickets.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
I can think this.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
There's a lot of work for him to do if
they want the tickets. But yeah, so in the movie Basketball, Yes,
that was the movie we were referencing earlier. So there's
two main characters from the South Park. It was Trey
Parker and Matt Stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Yes, and they have a third wheel, like a friend
that they always pick on, you know, like if this
were an eighty sitcom, it'd be like, you know, Boners
to bone type or like or like, uh, what's the
one guy who's the best friend that loved Mallory on
Family Ties?

Speaker 2 (58:51):
What the hell was that guy's name? Whatever?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
His name was, like the wacky best friend. And there
was a character like that there for comic relief and
that's all he's there for. What is his name in
the movie? If you can text that in, we will
give you tickets to jingle Ball, where you will see
shine Down and more than likely scantily clad Zara Larson
and that rap guy, Nelly, rap guy Nelly and uh
and oh and the Big X the Plug who's a

(59:14):
very large, shirtless black man. Oh yeah, So I mean
maybe you guys will be super into that. I don't know,
I don't know what you're into. I'm not here to judge.
I'm not a kink shamer anyway.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
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Speaker 2 (59:37):
So, Uh, there's a Creed Miss tour going around.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
I make it sound like it's a virus. I don't
know if you've caught the Creed min Okay, I'm like,
is he trying to say cramps? Is how to say cramps?

Speaker 1 (59:48):
No, it's Creed Miss. So the band Creed And Yeah,
they got a couple of shows still less shoot, none
of them around here though, like Hollywood, Sorry, Thackerville, Oklahoma, Hanover,
Maryland and Uncast Uncostple Connecticut. But here's the thing. So
it's creedness right line of the city it is. It's

(01:00:09):
just five it's like the last ones, it's Creed miss right.
So maybe they play I don't know if they do Creed,
but also do Creed Christmas songs I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Likestmas album.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
I don't know, but they should Santa Claus is coming under.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
And my life is gone and change.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
But here's the opener for them, and this is exciting,
and for this I would go, I'd actually like leave
for the Creed part of it. I'm fine with Creed,
but like what I learned when I looked at Creed
set list is I like, like five Creed songs, like
all the ones that were like top forty ishuit. They're
some of the biggest pioneers of your butt rock. They are,
But that doesn't mean I have to like them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I'm paying some respect.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
I will, but like you know, I like with Arms
Wide Open and water Off in my Own Prison, all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
That kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
But then there's like twenty other songs that I'm like,
I don't really care about Creed, but the opening act
I think I care about all the songs. Okay, yeah,
those guys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
That's right. We should This tour should be called button Us. Yeah,
this is button Us Tour.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Call boy, I'd lose my mind if I went to
the show and Hinder came out and they're doing this,
I'd lose my mind. I mean, like those little Chinese
girls when they saw new kids on the block, or
like those people that like K pop, like the little
K pop girls out there, like oh, it's like, oh
my god, it's creamy. It's been Hinders here because I
love me some Hinder now, don't give me, don't get

(01:01:29):
me started on my love. And that's real butt rock.
Like Create isn't really butt rock. It's too big to
be butt rock to me. Butt rock has to be,
like you know, it has to be bands that had
like two or three minor hits and like had a
moment in the early two thousands like Hinder.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Basically I described Hinder. Yes you have to be Hinder,
And he's actually what I says when you when do
you google Hinder? Yeah, that says that's the rules. God.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
I love that song so much and I love the
video because the guy's like on the phone and he
looks like a vampire and he's sitting over there in
the corner and this hot piece of asses on the bed.
But he's not worried about her. She's just sitting around
in her underpants for some reason. But he's like, nope,
I'm on the phone with my other girl. We never
get to see the other girl. We have no idea
what she looks like. She's got the lips of an angel.
I'm gonna guess she's not nearly as hot as the

(01:02:13):
new chick, because that's usually how it goes, like he's
obsessed with the chick that's not even nearly as hot. Well,
that's a hot piece of early two thousands ass sitting
on his bed in or underpants. Yeah, but the one
that's on the phone, she's gonna let him do stuff
to the back door, you know the other hot ones Like, no,
you can't do that. She's claiming that she's gonna let
him do stuff in the back door, but she's not
actually going to, Like she's telling him that to just

(01:02:33):
mess with his head.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
He's like, well, string him along. She's like, if we
got back together, you can have you can go anywhere
you like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
And he's like, oh really, yeah, hold on, let me
go into the next room with my door still open.
For some reason, that's not a private conversation. How low
is this man talking on the phone.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
He's like, a listen, my girls in the next room.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
She can see me because the door's open. There's a
lot of plot holes in the video for Lips of
an Angel.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
If you didn't know a boy. I love Hinder.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
I want to see Hinder badly, and Casey told me
we can't do button miss. He's like, let's have a
you know, you know what pisses me out. So we're
supposed to have a meeting next week where he's like, look,
come in with some ideas. I'm like, you know, my
idea is butt miss, case You're like, sorry, butt buttstock.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Butt Stock is my idea. We want to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Raise money for colon cancer awareness research stuff real cancer,
and I just want Hinder in town for buttstock and
maybe a puddle of mud. It won't cost us that much.
Get someone to foot the bill for it, and let's
get buttstock. We're saving line and we can fill the
rest of the bill up in the local bands that

(01:03:40):
are tribute bands to other.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Butt rock corc.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Like I'm talking to Doc yesterday and Doc's like, well,
if you're gonna do something here, if you're gonna be
a big deal, then you need to do something to
stand out. And I'm like, well, Casey, what can we
do to stand out? He's like, well, we could play
eight songs an hour and I'm like, well that's not
gonna help us. Casey, Like what can we do? I
was like, I want to do butt stock. I want
to roastock TikTok.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I want one. Yes, that's another key for Cape.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Look we need videos on TikTok and look, we gotta
play eight songs. And I'm like, Casey, I want to
do butt stock. That's all I want to do. My
dream is to do butt stock. And I want Hinder
to be there. Why can't we do butt stock? And
then he makes it even worse because he's like, look,
I broke all those bands, Like I I actually did
Rails of Coke with Hender.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I'm like, why do.

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
You tell me these things, Casey? I want to do
Rails of Coke with Hinder. God that show with Rock.
What's funny too, is is during Doc's retirement party that
we had here, he's talking about if I heard HERD
does like a rock fest, like to do all the
other like jingle balls and they do their little festivals
they do if they do a rock fest, He's like,
you better bring me back to host it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
And I wanted to yell.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Out you get empty butt stop baby, but I was like,
nobody will understand what that was, no stud. So that's
where we stand up and we're like, listen, now that
we've got all your attention, Yeah, I propose to you
an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Called butt Stock. That's all I want.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Yeah, we just take over his retirement party, like here,
we got a PowerPoint presentation here of why we should
sell sponsorships to butt Stock. Yeah, here's how we can
get the financing to bring Hinder in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
And West's from puddle of mud. You know, we don't
need the rest of the band.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
We just need the guy who likes the way the
slamb is asked. And then you know, Mojo walks in.
He's like, I need some money for something. They're like, yeah, sir,
oh my god, would you like to have my first born?

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
I'm offering you me. Do you want me take me? Mojo?

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
And we're over here like no, we got a good idea,
butt Stock, and they're like, hum, I don't I don't
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I don't. I don't comprehend. No't comprehend. You gots are
just too out there. Look, I'm afraid you guys are
just too darn loud. But anyway, so I'm not giving
up on butt stock When I see Creedness Touring and
it also features seven Dust so seven Dust Hinder and
creed for Creedness man.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
So anyway, so I'm not giving up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
When I go into that meeting, He's like, walk, I
have a meaning about ideas to get us out of
four hundredth place. That's we'll we presue our powerplay presentation.
Now that we have you guys here, my wife's will
be like, what are you doing this weekend? Where can
why do you work? At his powerplay presentation with sweety,
you'll find out. You'll find out this week you'll see
don't love it away sense taste No this you de sid.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Much better than me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
There you go anyway, Hey, if you wait around long enough,
you'll find a song that's not about wanting to kill yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
If you stuck it out in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
The song, a congratulations yours you win shine down tickets
if you've made it through all of the songs about
wanting to kill yourself. Now we have what about a
guy who's overcome juvenile diabetes? By the way, oh nice
to party hard and make good rock music.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
His name is Brett Michaels.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
He's got a little rock and roll band that is
called Poison. This song is called nothing but a Good
Time and turn it up loud. We are Detroit's Wheels,
one of six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh and the
Show Josh and James this Morning. So we do have
these shine down tickets. We're gonna do something that not
a lot of radio stations do. We're just gonna call

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people and give them things. Oh, I don't think any
radio station. Look, we are innovative. We are innovators around
these parts. This could be our thing. Let me see
if I wrote down the number correctly. But let's call
this person because someone answered our question correctly, the first
person that answered our question correctly about the character's name
in what's the basketball Basketball? Let's see here, let me

(01:07:35):
call this person. Make sure we got the thing. The
fact that I have to use a mouse to call someone.
Click click, click click, that's ridiculous. Everything is on one
computer screen here let's see here. Let's see this person answers, Hello,
is this Curtis?

Speaker 8 (01:07:56):
This is Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
This is Josh Curtis. How are you? My man? I'm
doing great? How about yourself? Very good?

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
So doing?

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
My voice is coming back after bitching about you the
Amazon man I dealt with.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
But I'm good. Good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
So, Curtis, you have the correct answer for the third
character in the movie Basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
What is that character's name?

Speaker 8 (01:08:20):
I heard your sister sayton squeek, squeeze squeak.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
You couldn't get late if you had one hundred dollars
bill hanging out of your all right, so that is
the correct answer. You texted at eight eleven. You were
the first person to text in the correct answer. So
congrats Curtis in Westland. You're going to see Shine Down?
How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Brother?

Speaker 8 (01:08:38):
I think, Josh, that's awesome. That's that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
I'm not the biggest Shined.

Speaker 8 (01:08:43):
Down fan, but I love live music, so it was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
A great call until he just said that. Well, but
not only that, how do you feel about how do
you feel about Nelly?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I do dig me from Nelly?

Speaker 10 (01:08:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
Yeah, that I did too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
And then there is this Zara Larson, and this Zara
Larson is just really hot. Couldn't tell you one song
she sings, but she's really hot. So you got that
going for you, which is nice. Sure to have security us.
I heard her addressing room to keep you away. Listen,
you don't need to have to just go to your
Instagram or whatever. Just look up Zara Larson and you'll
be like, hey, I'm glad I'm going to this show.
He has an incredible picture posted of her eating a
giant sausage, so she knows where your boys lye. All right,

(01:09:22):
but anyway, Curtis, congratulations. Do you enjoy the show?

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Curtis sure will.

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
Thanks brother. Okay, guys, before you let me go, I'm
sorry to take up at your time, but Josh, I'm
so glad to hear that you're back on the station.
I was really bummed when you were gone the first time.
And then James, obviously, it's amazing to hear you back
on the radio because when you left another show, it
was like, dude, this kind of sucks, and then another
person has since left that show. I'm like, damn, this

(01:09:48):
shill sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
All right, I'm sorry to hear that the show but
I'm happy to get that you're excited that I'm back.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
On the air. Thank you, Thank you, Curtis, Thank you, Curtis.
Appreciate you. Brother. Let me put you on hold. But
there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
There, I garantee that other show ain't just calling you
giving your shine. No, they never would, even though he's like, listen,
I'm not the biggest shine now gun. Yeah, I mean,
why did those dike itt fake? He's a fan of basketball,
so we got to give him some respects and he
wants to see Cornelius. I'm excited about seeing Cornelius. So
that's and Zara Larson, I want to meet her. But
then I think if you spend just days talking about

(01:10:19):
how hot somebody is and then then yeah, then you're
like they don't know you're saying it, but like you
still feel weird because I've been like googling this chick
for weeks and I'm like, hey, are you hey, pretty girl?

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
I won't make some.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
You have seen them tongue on stage, pretty girl. I've
seen your picture it on the internet.

Speaker 5 (01:10:42):
I was on the Fancy Talking Box last night and
that's all you doing a little dance. I like you
makes me go.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
But anyway, that'll be me when I mean poor girl. Now,
if I ever got to meet that that up there one,
the the one gal.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Who's the gal? I love? Carpenter? No, I don't know,
And she's weird. I don't like Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
She gives off to catch a predator vibes, so like
I don't really like her, Like I think her whole
vibe is like to catch a predator. I'll be honest, man,
every woman you talk about on the air is usually hot.
So I'm not gonna kids. It's no good diddling kids
with her.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter.
No little kids, gotta be big holding them away my
daughter something like that. Just walk around backstage singing that song.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
But like the whole vibe I get like, And I've
said that to people before, and I know some people
won't get it because, like people that listen to this
may not know who Sabrina Carpenter is. But she gives
off the vibe of like somebody who would be used
as bait to lure in predators.

Speaker 6 (01:11:47):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Absolutely yeah, She's like the girl offering e t at
the the house anything.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
Two words. Role played chat room. Dude. That's that's that.
Oh Hi, I gotta go get in the shower, have
some tea.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Tate McCrae is the one I was thinking of. If
I ever met Tate McCrae, they'd be like, sir, we
have you have to go. I'll be like the Wolf
of Wall Street. I ain't leaving. I ain't leaving, and
that'll be me. I'm like, listen, I gotta meet you.
Do you want me to kill someone for you? I
will like, what, who do you want? Dad?

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I'll kill him. I wonder if they have any big,
big celebrities there at the jingle Ball.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
I feel I feel like, well, Mojo in years past
and Mojo big celebrity, and Kevin big Sheby, but Channon
I'm bigger than Ba, you know, and Lydia and Zach
and everybody associated with the Mojo show, Tony Trava.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
I don't want to toot my own horn, but I
think there's a couple of those people on the Mojor
Show that I'm a bit of a bigger deal then.
But I don't know. Look, I don't between. I don't
want to untoot your horn. You're not like it.

Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
Good night, This is the Josh Innis Show six.

Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
Point seven w l Z Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Play all right, The Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James
this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Greetings.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
So on our Facebook and if you don't follow our
Facebook page, you should because it's just a barrel of laughs.
Go to our Facebook page right now, the Josh Nis Show.
You spell it I N N E as. We have
posted a picture of program Director Casey twenty five years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
Wow, that long ago? Yeah, it was a.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Twenty five year old picture of program Director Casey and
Good Charlotte. Oh so if you'd like to see program
Director Casey hob nobbing with Good Charlotte, like what do
you And I posted the question what do you think
program Director Casey told Good Charlotte back in two thousand?
Would be the question, right, like, what did program Director
Casey say to Good Charlotte. Let's he's there with Benji

(01:13:39):
and Joel, I'm there with the whole band, okay, but
he's there with the guys in Good Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
That matter true.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
I think the most two thousands thing about this picture though,
is a like the coat, like the corduroy coat or
whatever it is that he's wearing. But also they're in
a circuit City like law and then like what happened
is Casey's talking a good show arlt and he's over
explaining what.

Speaker 2 (01:14:01):
Circuit city is.

Speaker 1 (01:14:02):
Yeah, we still like they sun like electronics and music,
like video games, you com pack disc player, Well they
have that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
They just got to they got you got new cell phones.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
I got two story my first cell phone, but on
a Black Friday sale at Circuit City.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Hot damn.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
What was it like? It was a it was a Sony.
It was a flip. It was like flip phone, but
I can't remember the model, but it was like it
was sweet. My first was a Nochi. It wasn't the
brick though, my like everybody that I knew had the brick.
Brick was like my second cell phone and you would
play snake on it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Oh hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
But I had the cell phone that kind of looked
like a peanut shape.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
It was like silver. I got to see a picture.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Yeah, I had one of those two and that was
my first. And then I got the razor and you're
a fancy boy with a razor. You were like, there's
no turning back now, this is just this. It never
gets better. It's like when you played Nintendo sixty four
for the first time, and you're like, this will never
will never top this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Kill me, now take me lord. That's how I felt
when I got the Razor for the first time. I
think everybody felt that way when they got the razor.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
And then you'd start texting and like, this is back
before unlimited text, so your stepsons would come in and
punch in the face because you'd racked up three hundred
dollars in text message charges text and babes either no,
she's texting.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
But if you want to go and make fun of
what program director Casey looked like back in two thousand
hanging out with Good Charlotte and Lifehouse, it's like, listen, guys,
I don't know if hanging by the moment's.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Going to be like I don't know, I think this
Casey's job used to be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
To determine whether or not songs would be hits, like
because he used to programs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Like music directors.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Well, no, I mean he was a program director for
stations that played currents like we play music that's you know,
all suicide music from nineteen ninety four. So that's not
a lot of decision making that goes into that. But
Casey used to have to like break bands, so that
means that, like he'd have to walk in and be like,
look like, I just don't think the lips of an
angel's got it? Like he like, I mean he tells

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us every day, how like, you know, unless we play
thirty songs, no one's gonna listen to the show. Imagine
what he's telling Bingji and Joel.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
From Good Charlotte.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
He's like, you finally telling them the song that wasn't
a hit was the one that would be a hit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:13):
So he's like, you know what you need to write
a song about, like being rich and famous, and you
know how you're against it, so that way you can
become bridging famous. Do you get it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Like, let me over explain for forty five minutes what.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
I mean by that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Look, look, why don't you write a song about girls
and boys?

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Yeah, girls don't like boys. Girls love cars and guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
We did a lot of research, and look, girls do
like boys and they're not really into cars and money.
I think this song's a bit misguided. They're like, I
don't understand. I don't compute, I don't understand. Look, girls
will not laugh at boys, even if they're not funny.

(01:16:57):
We got back a lot of real search on this,
and I'll show you the data.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Come here and sit. And he's got like a shaved head.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
He's like, he's like neo Nazi like skin shaved head.
He's like, look, it's very two thousands. I look, I
look two thousand, all, program Director, It is funny seeing
him look so young. I know he didn't even look
like the same progra but I choose to believe he
sounded exactly the same, like not higher, not lower, just like, look, look,
we have all these clips of Doug, you know from

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the back in the day and won if you have
any clips of all, why, I guarantee you he's got
air checks somewhere that we can listen to to make
fun I guarantee there's something out there of him on
the air, like good Sods, Casey and uh good Charlotte.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I hung out with them last night. I told him
this song was a stiff. It's the anthem, And you're like,
what I need to quark ahead. That's some jacket.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
So go to our Facebook page and leave us a
caption or a comment on there.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Let us know what you believe.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Program Director, Casey told to Good Charlotte and he's recommending music.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Yeah, he's recommending music to check out. He's like, look,
I think CDs are gonna be around forever. Like what
like yeah? Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Like look, guys, Circuit City's gonna exist forever. It's never
gonna close down and become a Stephen Barry's in the
wall never.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Never. Everybody needs circuitry.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
Everybody needs like and what else are they gonna put
in a building that looks like a big plug Like
it has to remain circuit City. Look, it has to
stay right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
It's the Josh Shinny Show.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Friends, Hello, See this is how you do a song
about overdo scene on drugs.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
There you go, This is how you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
You don't get all depressed about it. You sing about
how you were dead and you came back to life
and then you rock over it. See that's music for me. Friends,
That's the way it needs to be done. Anyway, go
leave your comments on that picture. If nothing else, just
go make fun of how program director Casey looked twenty
five years.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
Ago hanging out with Good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Charlotte and tell him that we need to do butt
stock time to get his head.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Out of his ass. We need butt stock now kick
start my heart. If you missed any of the Josh
and His show, listen on demand on our free I
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Dooby Dooby Doube.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Banderb Josh in a show that is yellow Ledbetter, that
is pearl Jam.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
That is some of the funny stuff too, and like
SNL or comedians make fun of uh Eddie Vedder's how
he's saying, Yeah, that's always fun. Oh here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
I used to do a show with a blind guy
name was Coach when I was in Saint Louis and
there were very few a few good things that came
out of my time in Saint Louis. But the guy
was doing the show with said his neighbor was this
blind guy that he kind of took care of. Sometimes
it would take him to, like you go to the
bank and stuff like that, and he was like this
drunk blind guy named Coach, and he would come up
and he knew a lot about sports and he would

(01:19:58):
do these impressions that were amazing, and one of them
is he just did a great pearl jam. So he
would just sit over there, blind guy and he would
always do this, he'd just be swaying. Yeah, it's real.
That's I didn't know they did that, but they do.
He just sits there and sways back and forth the
music and he just goes like and then randomly over.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Here there cow the blind Man has a gift. But anyway,
welcome in. Friends.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
I feel sort of bad because I've been stealing somebody's cream.
That sounds weird, but I loved you. You can have all
my cream for free. I can, and look I appreciate that,
and the offer is very to take it straight from
the picket.

Speaker 2 (01:20:39):
You're gross. I know you're disgusting. You should stop. You know,
that's why they ran out of money for me at
the other place.

Speaker 4 (01:20:44):
I guess, so, I guess so I won't make some
glory Hill thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
But so I've been trying to drink more coffee because
I'm just trying to, you know, be alert. And I
was looking in the fridge and I saw this giant
like tub of cream and you're not joking, like it
is a giant like it's like that, it's like a
bowling pin full of cream. And I and I'm like,
I'm just gonna steal a little bit of this like
it's some thing. I mean, it's bigger than what when

(01:21:09):
you would buy it like cost course, it's an industrial size.
It's like they got it straight from the factory or
something like a restaurant size.

Speaker 2 (01:21:17):
It is. And I feel bad because then I went
back and did it again.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
I'm like a bad person. So I feel terrible about myself.
But I can't stop drinking this person's cream because I'm
gonna have to go and get some cream for myself.
I tried to go to like Tim Horton's this morning
to get some coffee. What I've learned is when you
get up at you know, when you go through at
five thirty instead of four thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
Like I used to, more people are there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
Oh figure that one out right, What a world.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
But it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
You go through the line at five thirty, the lion's
into the street. You go at four thirty, there's not
a soul there. So those are the negatives of sleeping.
You got to find that sweet spot for timing because
now same with traffic, or I just keep using the
free coffee here and steal people's cream. That's been my
that's been my strategy for the last few weeks. It's
co free coffee. I've been stealing the creamer. I've been

(01:22:02):
using the free creamer, but those are about to run out.
Could I make the case that if someone doesn't put
their name on the creamer in the fridge, it's gonna
be considered communal creamer?

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
But then again, if you put your name.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
On the thing, you kind of look like a deck
Oh yeah, it looks greedy.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Who are you, Scooge mcduckough coffee cream? Yeah, yeah, it's
a very look.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
So then what I end up doing is I end
up having to steal people's cream. So, yeah, I feel
bad cream criminals, but I actually feel good at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
We can't be it's your blitz stream and now I
feel good. Who just helps to go down ballatable? I
know coffee's gross.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Yeah, I'm with you, But if you throw that awesome
vanilla creamer that someone has in the fridge, and you
have to be before like, are you worried that if
we talk about this somebody will hear?

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
I'll go no, I'm actually not going to come in here.
Someone's gonna kick the dough over.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
You're the man who's throwing the cream The son of
a bitch that's been stealing my vanilla creams.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
You stole the cookie from the cookie jar. Josh, Hey,
that's who. But no, no one will know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
If Mojo got on the air and told somebody that
I stole the cream they'd be like, there'd be a
cold controversy. It'd be an email chain going out.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Two news would show up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Controversy at iHeart Studios, a missing creamer tower shows up
cover the story. He's like, listen, we're gonna take a
break from playing Frosty the snow Man.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
Yeah, because I got something important to say real going on.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
We're gonna take a break from that story about the
girl that put the baby on the porch and didn't
know she was pregnant, which, by the way.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
There's more to that story that I was reading. Dark.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
It's not no, it's not super dark. Well I guess
it is kind of dark. The baby daddy is dead.
Oh h is that dark? It's unfortunately, but he's dead.
And then apparently this poor girl just crapped literally crapped
out the baby so she didn't know she was pregnant,
which I again I find hard to believe that you
don't know you're pregnant. But then like she's on the commode,
baby comes out on the tour.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
So there's that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:03):
I mean, I don't know a lot about the female body,
but I feel like, you know the difference. I would
think we take a crap and pushing a baby. Here
are a lot of stories like that from people like
didn't know I was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
I just thought I was fat and gassy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
How I mean, we're taking this back to the story,
but now it's picturing like you're on the you're on
the crapper. Yeah, this baby comes out, So then you're
carrying this baby that's probably still attached inside of the boy.
By the way, I also learned how she got rid
of the umbilical cord. She looked it up on TikTok.
She's very modern, like YouTube is for olds like us.
She went to TikTok and learns how to cut the
umbilical cord, and now the family's keeping the baby. Today,

(01:24:40):
I'm gonna teach you how to cut the umbilical cord
of an unknown pregnancy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Like what excuse me? Come again? Huh yep, that's what's
gonna happen. Grab that channel.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
But that was the story, like you just but she's
sitting on the kimmode and then the next thing she
hears is a drop and then like.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Yeah, like what baby?

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
You're like, wait a second, my poops are very angry. No,
but it was a baby. But they're going to keep
the baby. They said it they know the money's type,
and the family said it's a blessing in a way.

Speaker 2 (01:25:09):
I guess it is, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
But yeah, So they tried to leave the baby on
the porch and then lie and say I don't know
where the baby came from. But uh, yeah, I don't
know how that works. I don't know the female body works.
But like I hear a lot of times, if people
don't know they're pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
I tell you my wife, and she was pregnant the
moment I knew she was too because I was there.
Damn sure.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
But I said, you lay there with your legs like that.
That's how you get pregnant. You stay in that position
for an hour. I didn't go that far, but stay there.
When I left from the job, I was like, I
think that was a successful mission.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
I think I did it. But no, but yes, of course,
but no, they so, yeah, that's that's sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
I know that that was a weird transition from me
stealing cream from the fridge.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
But hey, man, things will just pop up. That's what
I'm wrong with it, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
But my wife told me about that last night. She's like, oh,
there's an update on this story, and that's what the
update was said.

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
Here the baby daddy's gone. I don't know how he died.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
I didn't look that up, but the fellow who is
the father of the child is dead.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Hopefully it's not game related violence. I don't know what
it is. I don't know unfortunately. Yeah, but uh, baby's
in a nice, loving home.

Speaker 1 (01:26:16):
Listen, if you know someone who had a baby but
didn't know they were pregnant, I have shine down tickets
for you, but i'd really like to talk with you,
hear your story.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
I need to hear your story now because.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Usually, like if we're being fair, the people who are
pregnant and don't know they're pregnant or really large people,
like every time you hear a story like that, the
person's just so fat that they didn't know they were pregnant.
But like this is probably like something like this was
like some skinny little high school girl, right, So, uh,
I don't know like I mean, I guess she didn't
take a test or anything.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
But it's it's a fascinating story.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah, you don't know you're pregnant, and the next thing
you know, you're going to TikTok to cut the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Umbility for it. It's I don't know. I just don't
know how that works. How you can go that long
without knowing something's happening. Like there's a monthly visitor that comes,
and you're like a monthly visitor that doesn't come during
this point.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
There's a lot of things, right, but now you know. Anyway,
now you know the rest of the story.

Speaker 2 (01:27:10):
Josh Show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
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want to follow us on Facebook all those places, follow
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Speaker 2 (01:27:17):
Es and I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
You give us a Gram follow, I'll give you a
shout out here because I'm trying to build our world
of people. So if you have not followed the show
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And also follow our Facebook. It's the same thing, Josh
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So if you've been following and you want to help
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in the kiss letters as we do. Make that your
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Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
You go a couple people already have without us even
have an ask, but you can do that. That should
be on a T shirt. And I went to Casey,
I'm like, can we get some T shirts? He's like, look, no, No,
It's funny because I pitched it because we have we
have these cameras in here. We're having issues with the cameras,
like supposed to be doing these auto cuts and for
whatever reason, they can't get it to auto cut. We've

(01:28:10):
been on these these calls and you know, Casey had said,
like they spent all this extra.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
Morney to get these equipment to work.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Yeah, well, I think we need to go back and
get a refund and buy us some stickers.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
I think so too. Let's just burn this and good stickers.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
Also, your wife is texted to let us know that
the cream that's in the fridge is actually free. It
is communal cream. Now I don't even want that garbage. Jeez,
hold on, I'm trying to end. This is what's happening.

(01:28:43):
Hold On, I forgot to delete the bing Floyd song. Boy,
I got out on a bang and everything. Boy, I
felt good. I kept trying to delete it just kept
coming back with the hell it's like the beginning to
Mash Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
I was wading Your suicide is painless.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
It's the Josh and His Show on one O six
points up in double.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
LLZ de Troy Twheels.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
See if everything we're like that song. We could play
forty songs an hour for Casey. It's Blur song too.
It's about two minutes long, short and sweet. They've got
the right idea. Blur knows what it's like to make
music for a radio show that wants to do a
little talking. So thank you a Blur. Welcome in everybody.
It's the Josh Andness Show. Tomorrow, the doc of Rock
will join us on what is his final day as

(01:29:24):
a full time.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Radio disc jockey.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
He's gonna come hang out with us starting in the
eight o'clock hour tomorrow and we're just gonna reminisce and
basically I'm bringing him up here to feed us good
information about ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
So we can feel good, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Because he gave me like this like motivational speech yesterday
kind of I was sitting up here talking with Casey
and bless Casey's hard. He doesn't know how to give
him motivational speech. Because I'll be like, so, Casey, what
do we have to do. He's like, look, it's gonna happen.
That's Casey's answer for everything. Look it's gonna happen. Doug
sits there and he like starts pointing at me. He's like,
here's what you're gonna have to do, and then like

(01:29:56):
he just goes in and he's just Liken, just hammering
all this like bang by man, Like I think we
can do it. I think we can. Usually I talk
with Casey and I come out of that like, yeah,
we can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
It's over. It's over, Jay, it's over. But then you
talk change your dad. It's not linkedad looking for work.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Yeah, Because like when I talk with Casey, I come
out of it feeling like like worse actually than I did,
and I felt terrible going into it. But then I'll
talk with him and I'm coming out of it and
I'm like, yeah, this is this is not gonna work
but then if I talked with I talked with him
for a few minutes, like Doc, and he's like explaining,
and I'm like, you know what, maybe there's hope after all.
And I felt good about it. And that's kind of

(01:30:33):
how that goes when I talk with him. But anyway,
so Doc's gonna come up here and he will celebrate
his final day as a radio personnel.

Speaker 2 (01:30:40):
We can get up early here last day, Look why not?
Why not? Like I would want to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
I wouldn't want to spend the whole damn day up
here if it were my last day, If today was
my last day on the radio, which I mean every
day it could be maybe, but like if that were
the case, I'd be all like, yep, I'll stay up
here as long as I can. So but anyway, so
Doc's gonna hang out with us. Also, the the Robocops
statue is finally up. So that's a big day. The

(01:31:07):
fruit of all of your your labor and your money.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
My money is finally I get to see where all
my money went.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
So and that is right up here down the road
in an eastern market. And I imagine there will be
many people making pilgrimages to see this incredible robocops statue
here in Eastern Market. So if you don't know James
contributed to this, James put in one hundred dollars and
we determined that you own point zero three eight percent
point and zero three eight percent of this statue is

(01:31:35):
owned by James Campbell. So what James is gonna do
today is he's going to put on his wacky glasses
that have cameras, like he's you know, Maxwell smart over here,
dated reference boy talking about old man Milhunter would have
been a better reference.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Oh, just like the milk Hunter boy.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Mil Hunter was like og porn for me, but I
could never watch the full video because like I just
watched the free clips.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
So they would give you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:56):
That's the thing that was so stupid is like these
porn sites when you know, in the early two thousands,
would give you like a three minute trailer and I'm like,
well that's.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
Enough to get me there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
Yeah, because I certainly wasn't going to go to my
dad and be like, hey, Dad, I need your credit
card and so why so I can buy a porn
And he'd be.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Like, Josh, just just watch the stuff in my closet and.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Be like okay, cool, It's like, Josh, just watch Skinemax.
It does all the same, but it gets to you
the kitchen where you need to go. Pal you don't
have to spend ten bucks for it. But yes, anyway,
So meanwhile, back at the robo Coops statue, not at
my masturbatory.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
That's tough of when I was.

Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Eighteen, Not my fourteen year old masturbatory adventure. Be out
of Josh's masturbatorium. Back into the Eastern market. In the
Eastern Market, there's now a Robocops statue that James is
a point three to eight percent owner of.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
So James zero point zero eight give me more credit
than what is due.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
He owns less than half a percent of this statue,
but its ownership. You're a minority owner of his statue.
You must be a Green Bay Packers fan.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
You are, You're just like that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
You're a minority owner of the robot Coops statue. So
James is going to go out there today and explain
to everybody that walks up, assuming anyone walks up, we
may be making way too big of a deal out
of this RoboCop statue. But if anybody walks up, James
is going to make sure to let them know that
he that's his statue, he owns.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
I own that statue. I own it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
And we're going to see how many people actually like
engage with James. It may be none, because we really
might be overshooting this statue by a mile. I might
get shot at. You might well, because there are always
people down there. They're just you know, people want transients. Know,
some are like an Irascal scooter. Some are missing one
leg and like dragging themselves in a wheelchair with the

(01:33:35):
other legs.

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
Some have a bunch of hairnets and beard nets. Not
because they're going to a meat packing plant.

Speaker 1 (01:33:39):
Yeah, there's a very good possibility you get plugged doing this.
But the objective is for James to go out and
explain to these people that are by the Robocops statue
that James is actually the owner of the Robocops statue,
and maybe they'll want to take a picture, get your autograph, Like, hey,
you want a picture with me? That's my statue in
the statue, that's my I own that statue. Yeah, I mean, look,

(01:34:00):
it was a long, hard journey to get it here,
but here we are, long year, fifteen long years, but
we've done it. You know, we got it done, and
I'm glad I was able to do it Bronze. And
then that's what we're gonna see, and we'll see what
we get out of that tomorrow. Maybe nothing, maybe amazing things.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
I don't know, So we'll have that tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
We will have the Doc of Rock joining us to
share great radio tales. Then, of course tomorrow afternoon is
the final Dock of Rock radio program, and it might
be the one day that Casey's like, look, Doc, you
can play nine songs an hour for your last show.
We can cut back a little bit, but that'll be good.
A bunch of dignitaries are coming up to see Doc tomorrow.

(01:34:37):
I think he's going to use that segment we did
with the nude when he was up here, you know,
So he's gonna play that. I don't know what else
he's got planned, but it's gonna be great things. And
then then the Doc rides off into the sunset. Then
that's all she wrote, Firehouse Style Brother, and then after that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
It's just us with the last of the Mohicans.

Speaker 4 (01:34:55):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Well, and you know Rob, who's once again outside the
door pointing to his watch. This guy's a for times
so early, I know, like, usually we filibuster here till
at least.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Ten Bro usually trying to take advantage of this last break.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Right, Hey, Rob, how about you do your random Facebook
post that you do every like four or five months
where you're like, go lions, go Lions Dash Rob, give
me one of those, Rob, come on do that. Yeah,
we don't care about your fit bit. We know you
keep it tight, Rob, don't care how many steps you got.
Oh what I forgot to mention too that I haven't
built my playlist of songs and ways to use when

(01:35:28):
we're on wn C. Now we have been told that
we cannot do Santa Claus has got the AIDS, and
you know what, I understand that because we're trying to
keep it family friendly the aid but also we are
the only ones that are playing. Maybe it'll dream people
from us. Can I tease it, like, if you like this,
wait till you get a load of Santa Claus has

(01:35:50):
got the AIDS, but we have to keep it family friendly,
so maybe we have to change it to like, Santa
Claus has got the HIV this year, so I'm not
full blown AIDS this year just to have. But so
we got to come up with a playlist, which basically
is just going to be a bunch of sappy Christmas
music that I like. I was talking to Teresa yesterday
and I'm like, look, we're gonna be on here. Can
I play Same Old Lang Sign by Dan Fogelberg? And

(01:36:12):
She's like, well, yes, I love that song. I'm like, good,
me too. It's like, hey, can I play Merry Christmas
Darling by The Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
She's like, sure, I love that song. I'm like me too.
So we'll see you and Teresa have good taste of Chistmas.
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:36:28):
I told you I love good emotional Christmas music. That's
my jam. Brother boy, let me tell you, man. Maybe
I wonder if she'll let me spend ten minutes breaking
this song down like I do every Christmas, because it's
kind of an fed up song if you really think
about it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
It is.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
It's a song about a guy who runs into like
his high school girlfriend or something. Then they're both in
relationships and they get hammered in the guy's car and
then they.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
Almost bone Oh wow, yeah, I love from what I understand.
Do you really need to break it down? Because I
think they explained it in the lyrics.

Speaker 1 (01:37:00):
That's true, my old lover in the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (01:37:04):
Maybe pay attention, guys. Listen to the song.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
It's a very sweet song about a guy who really
wants to poon Tanger. It's kind of like lips of
an Angel. This is Christmas. Lips of an Angel is
what this song is. Then they should have just boned
at this point. This was back in like the eighties.
There would have been no evidence like what she gonna do?
Go to Facebook and be like, hey, I'm loaning.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
I'm like, no knocks her up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
I just gotta find a way to make this family friendly.
On WNI s like I got to use words like
impregnated instead of knocked up.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
Of course, I think that's the key.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
He is.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
It sounds like a challenge.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
So from what I understand this, Dan Fogelberg is from
some town in Illinois, and I forgot which one it is,
but it was close enough to Saint Louis that I
could drive to it, and apparently the place, like the
gas station where this song was written about, was still around,
so I made a pilgrimage to there to see it, and.

Speaker 2 (01:37:53):
Then I don't even think it was there anymore. Like,
drove all the way over there like I wanted to.
I want to see the store from same old lang side.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Maybe you're hanging out to try to find an old
lover that might want to reunite your car.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Yeah I would.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
I'd be down, except I don't have a car and
be my wife's car and that'd be weird. Yeah, if
they could ever get me a car deal here, I
could go meet an.

Speaker 2 (01:38:11):
Old lover and bone in the car. But I don't
have my.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Own car, and it would feel really im poor taste
to bone in my wife's car. There's some incentive sales team,
he needs a bone in the old lover.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Get the man in vehicle, Hey, has I got I got,
I got one for you.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
I want to bone an old lover in a car,
find me a dealer.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
I want. I'm just I'm doing the same old line sign.
Then but then he shows up. You get a Volkswagon.

Speaker 1 (01:38:38):
All right, Well, it looks like we're gonna be boning
in a Jetta. So uh ever boned your old girlfriend
and a Jetta?

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
I have?

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
And like the cops pull up, like we go to
the place you're boning your old girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:38:52):
Guy knocks on the window.

Speaker 1 (01:38:53):
He's like, you're doing a van Fogelberg in.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
There, I'm like, exactly what I'm doing. It's like, Merry
Christmas s Gray SCRAMI God, this song is so good.
I mean, maybe I'll just cry when I do this.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Wow, and Merry Christmas Darling. We have to put on
the list. So Merry Christmas Darling. This one, Oh Hard
Candy Christmas by Dolly Parton's gonna be on there.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
That'll be a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
I know you're picking like your favorites. Do you think
we should pick some songs that kind of represents the show?
Like what like like Santa Claus has got the ad
like so like Gary Hoes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
You're me one, mister Griech. I feel like it's kind
of rocking, it's kind of sinister.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
Yeah, it has to be approved by Teresa for what
it's worth, Okay, I mean I can sell around that.
I think we'll go for it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
I was thinking about that because I went and looked
at the list of songs that they've been playing.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
I'm like, wha I think we should do?

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Do they know it's Christmas by band Aid because it's
hacky eighties garbage that I like, Yeah, I don't know,
say well, we'll come up with it tomorrow, although we've
spent ten minutes breaking it down.

Speaker 3 (01:40:05):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
I thought we're doing it tomorrow, but I was like, well,
maybe we're doing it now. Maybe able to get Doc
and get his thoughts.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
Well, we'll step into Christmas, like, Okay, cool dulo Elton John.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
That is a good jam. Apparently that song just went platinum.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
Now it's been about fifty years and it just went platinum,
so probably made it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
Step into Christmas. Duby dooby doo boo hagg my, No,
I'll never never. That's a good jam. So maybe that'll
be added to the list.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
If you guys would like to make any suggestions, you
can text text the word Josh in your message to
five one eight eight one. I would look at the text,
but they've added a two factor authentication and I'm not
going to go through the process of checking my email
and then putting in this stupid capital lower case exclamation
point password in there to read one text. So I'll
see it tomorrow, but like my day is over now,
I'm he's already signed out. I cannot do two factor

(01:40:53):
authentication again. I just can't do it all right. Anyway, Well,
we got to get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
Rob Brandt.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
I get it, Rob, Rob Chill, bro Geez, the dude's
a monster.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Yes, you have a very nice fitbit thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
You know what he's like, he's like that Jack Nicholson
and the shining like he's like trying to bang down
the door with it. Robie, here's Robbie. I told you
not to disturb me when I'm working. I'm like, sorry,
Rob Geez chill. But anyway, Rob Brandt's coming up next.
Then the doc is, which you would call the penultimate
doc of rock radio program, coming up this afternoon, and

(01:41:29):
then it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
Then it's all gone for doc. But he'll be up
here with us at eight tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
We'll see if anybody is at the RoboCop statue for
James to accost and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
So we will see you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:41:40):
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