Josh Is Fed Up!

Josh is fed up with internet trolls complaining about old bands, frustration about the show being used to promote other shows in building, a goat runs loose terrifying a Detroit neighborhood, calling listeners who wanted to win tickets, talking with listeners about what they like/dislike about the show, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Say Josh on one six point seven.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Detroit's Wheels Bright Welcome in six so five, Josh Hennis Shaw, Greetings, Hello, James, Hello, Wow, Yeah, everybody,
I was just hearing.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I was laughing at the air, good morning, greeting. That's
my throat right now. I feel it's me and I
was talking to you clearly, and then all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Crack the mics and on the radio. Learn let me
clear my throat. This is my first time on there.
I've got a smokers cough. H I got the weed lungs.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Is that a real thing?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You think?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I probably I've got the weed lungs.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I mean, I can tell you if I'm smoking more
than I'm in doing edibles, so you definitely you feel it.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Then why don't you just do edibles? Because they take
You can't time it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I could do an edible, it could take forty five minutes,
it could take four hours.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I tried the edibles at once because my buddy, as
I told you, was like he grew his own well
he didn't grow his own stuff, but he maybe he did,
but he like he made his own product. I gotcha, Yeah, alright,
So he brought me some gummies once and he's like,
you should try these to chill out. It's like, all right, whatever,
you know. So he brought my wife some CBD that
she would take. It worked well for her. He brought

(01:28):
me some gummies. I was like, I'll try it. That's fine,
so brings it to me. I go home with it
and I forgot what the milligrams on things were. Fifty
Does that sound right? So that's like normal fifty okay,
two hundred. He's like, eat like half of this or
something and I'm like whatever. So I eat like a
bite of it, feel nothing, Eat another half of it,
feel nothing. So I'm like, whatever, this is lame. So

(01:49):
I ate another one. Oh boy, and then it eventually
hit me and I couldn't stop laughing at things and
I couldn't feel my arms. Oh wow. So I was like,
I can't get but this is hilarious. It's hilarious. Yeah,
I'm I'm dying. I'm dying. And then I never did

(02:09):
those again.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, no, I've done it before where I had an
edible like too late at night, like maybe sevent eight o'clock,
and then I wake up in the morning highs balls
like I have to drive to work right now, this
is fun. Oh god, I gotta figure this out and
take a shower. So like that sobers you up a
little bit. And then like I got to work and
I just rated the vending machine, like I got to

(02:31):
get food in my system and fast. Yeah, I spend
twenty bucks on the venning machine. And then finally just
try to keep my cool on the air, like don't
let anybody know, don't let anybody know, don't let anybody.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Know, And then you giggle like a little girl at everything.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Like oh no, they're gonna know, they're gonna know. So
but yeah, I'm not edibles isn't for me. I'm a
dab and adobey man.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
So dabbing a doobey man, ladies and gentlemen, James the
dabing dooby man. Hell over here, everybody say hello, yeah, ah,
give me some event fresh rosin. But any whom glad
you guys are with us today. We got lots to
get into. If you want to get in, you know
the phone number eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh sixty seven. You can text text the word Josh

(03:14):
and your message to five one eight eight one. Save
that number on your phone. Hey, get in right now
and let us know you're out there. Where are the
early birds, the people that are up early, the ones that.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Are out chev grindon.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, the ones that are with us from start to finish.
The ones that are in the car right now at
five o eight are more than likely in.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
The truck head into.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
A work site if I had to guess at six
o eight this morning.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Or transporting some goods so they could delivery exactly could be.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
So we want to hear from you. Just get in,
say hello, text the word Josh, and your message all
in one message to five one eight eight one yes now.
Yesterday we made the big announcement that Motley Cruff you
want to call it a big announcement that Motley Crue
is coming to town. It's big for me because I
like Motley Crue. I really enjoy Motley Crue, despite the
fact that Vince Neil is possibly currently the worst lead

(03:59):
singer on the planet.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
And speak for the station, I'm hearing nothing but Motley Crue,
Motley Crue, Motley Crue on Friday.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Look, I love Motley Crue, I do for whatever reason.
So it's going to be Motley Crue. It's going to
be Tesla and it's going to be extreme.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
That is what Elon Musk is going to be there.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
False no, no to put that up on the Facebook page,
not on ours, but on the station went and see.
We can't wait to see Elon Musk for Motley Crue
and we haven't heard his music yet. It must be
good but made by Ai Tesla an extreme, very good
supporting acts for Motley Crue. This is a really good

(04:36):
show because sometimes you'll get it, like one time I
saw them and Alice was the opening act on the
farewell to where I went to ten years ago where
they've done like six tour since yep Alice opened and
it was great. So the opening act is a big
part of this. You get Tesla, you get extreme, and
we will get rocked and loaded this morning with extreme
from Bill and Ted. That's yeah them all where like Beethoven,

(04:58):
Beethoven is playing on the keyboard everything.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
And Tissyavarcus running around and Genghis Khana's beating the heads.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
It's Mayhem at the mall. Here we go. Good Josh
in his show Spoil Wow.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
How about that Detroit basketball Troy basket Ball make.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It eleven in a row. Kiddos after beating Atlanta one
twenty to one twelve in the at out It's good
boys eleven in a row. They were up nineteen in
the first half. That lead was whittled all the way
down to one in the fourth quarter, but then the
Pistons responded with a nine to nothing run and closed
out the game. Cad finished with twenty four to ten

(05:39):
and six. That's ten assists and ten rebounds. Jalen Durham
with twenty four points and eight boards. He scored six
points in the last twenty three seconds, all off of
free throws.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Why does this matter?

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Because I took Jalen Durham to have over twenty nine
points and rebounds. He finished with thirty two points in rebounds,
and like eight or nine of the points and rebounds
came in like the last minute and a half of the.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Game Winter Winterist.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
How much did you win? Not much? I went like
a huge thing. But it was still nice because every
time he'd get a board or they didn't bound it
to him at land to it foul because it was
still a close game, and my man nailed all the
free throws he had to hit. Did job wait to go?
Because he went into the fourth quarter. Again, not that
anybody cares. He had eighteen points and rebounds going into

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the fourth quarter. Did nothing really in the first half
of the fourth quarter, and then in the last like
two minutes. My man was a hero. Was lunch for you,
Jalen your mcboyle, by your jersey. So the Pistons are
now thirteen and two, they trade him, I'd like, sorry, yeah,
when we're making a move. But they're thirteen and two.
They are the number one team in the East by

(06:51):
three games. They're clear at Cleveland by three games. Wild
time against very early in the year, but still thirteen
and two and eleven game winning streak. And up next
they will take on milliewalk A, which is Algonquin four.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
I forgot this the quote, but I know it's Alice
Cooper from Waynessworld.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
I'm sorry. It's the good Land, a good land. Yeah,
that's okay, it's okay, we'll get that next. The Red
Wings are also playing pretty good hockey. They won four
to two over Seattle and they're on top of the Atlantic.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
By a point over Boston.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
That kracking, yeah, although I like their colors a lot
like I just like the kracking. Yeah, you know, I'm
with you Greek mythology. So the Red Wings are a
four to two winner and Michigan State sparting with a
an eighty three to sixty six dominant victory in Madison
Square Garden over Kentucky. That's number twelve Kentucky, number seventeen

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Michigan State.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
It was a tight game the first half of.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
The first half, so the first quarter technically of the game,
but a twenty five to ten run to close out
the first half widen the gap to sixteen and they
never looked back from there. It was never really competitive
in the second half.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
So I think they were that success full because John
Cena's final raw it's at Madison Square Guard in the
night before, so he left out.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Was good Scena vibes for him. Ah, that's what it is.
That's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Win a Scenea's last match is in December.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's a Saturday night main event. That's it. Yea, his
last match is going to be a Saturday night main event.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
That's what he wants to do. I mean, he wants
to go out. I get that.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's that's a network TV thing. Not that I don't
know that network TV really matters all that much.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
He has a tournament right now going on to see
who his final opponent will be. They brought back a
few people to the w W. I don't think, and
I don't know if anybody cares to just.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
See that Dolph Ziggler came back. He was one of
them that they brought back. I'm a big Dolph Ziggler
got golf, is great, and he does stand up. What's
his actual name, Nick? That's it?

Speaker 6 (08:40):
I know.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I forget if it's Nick or the other one because brother.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Nick and he and he's a comedian. He does stand up,
and from what I understand, he's pretty funny, good looking guy,
very good wrestler, never going to be the star type
of wrestler, but just as they put in the wrestling parlance,
a great worker. Absolutely, he just wanted to watch.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
He has fantastic hare too them and his hair ringside
and he just ignores me.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Well, he only's kind of like too. There's guys like
him and and what's his name?

Speaker 6 (09:08):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
The the how am I drawn up? Like the one
that had the reality show with his wife? Miss yeah?
The miss? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
So the miss is also a very good worker.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
But like they host him a lot because you never
see him, and then he'll be the guy that has
to wrestle, you know, like a rapper at wrestle.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
May always he's always like putting over other talent.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, he's doing the gimmick matches with Bad Bunny, and
he was very upset that he was not one of
Sena's final matches on Sina's retire. Look, he's a great
look to use lame lame. Oh you know it's still
real to me, damn it. Wrestling Barlance. He is one
of the better workers. Like, he's a great pro. He's
such a good heel.

Speaker 7 (09:42):
He is.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
He's very good and the fact that he started on
the real world blows my mind. He's been through a
lot to get to get where he's at. So what
I'm proud of you miss?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
What's my girl?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Live Morgan? Up? To Morgan?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
I think she's injured, but just have you seen her
pictures at the Red carpet for a Stranger things have?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
My goodness? Do you think would you take her or
Alexa Bliss in terms of hotness? I would right now
live Morgan? Me too?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
To me Alexa Bliss, she did something, she got some
work done.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
She so she did she got a nose job, and
I think it's because she had an injury and she
doesn't look like the same. She looks different. It's weird.
So but I'm with you. I'm lived Morgan.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Morgan when she wore those Daisy dukes, the whole Dominant
Mysterio story.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh how about Dominic Mysterio. He gets paired up with
all the hottest babes in w W what yeah what.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah yeah, Dominic Mysterio would know what to do with
those ladies in the That's how I feel every time
I'm doing whatever they need me to do.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Every time Live morgann me some Live Morgan. Now all right,
that is sports and we got more rock coming up
on wheels.

Speaker 8 (10:50):
The Josh in this show one of six point seven
w L e.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
T T Wheels.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
So can I tell you who the worst person in
the world is? Is that it's person who sees a
Facebook post or a Twitter post that said says, hey,
this band is coming to town, and all they can
do is talk about the number of original members that
band by person enrages me.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Like when I see that.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
It happens a lot on these classic rock radio station websites,
these PUDs that go to these little Facebook pages and
you're like, hey, Leonard Skinner's coming to town, and all
these dweebs on Facebook are like, there's the Original Members
one and just go see your cover band.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Then don't freaking go.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I hope that's the face that they make when they know.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
That's the noise Original members.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
If people want to go see it and they dig it, fine,
but for you to sit there like is that all
you have? Like I thought I was a negative person,
which I am. I am a very negative human. I
try not to be, but I am, but I can't.
But then you see these people and they're on social
media and you're like, hey, you know and the Leonard
skynerd and Foreigner's coming to town. Oh, great bunch of

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cover bands. And then you look at these people and
there are a bunch of Cretans, a bunch of like
eighty year old Cretans with missing teeth and sleeveless T
shirt and they're like the kind of comment on Sydney
Sweeney pictures that she's not that hot, and they are

(12:35):
like one arm shorter than the other, nothing compared to
Pharah Faucet, like who, like, listen, I'm with you. There's
some bands and you're like, listen, I'm not gonna go
see this band because the singer's own there. Great, then
don't go. He would be I have to express their opinion.
You know what, here's here's a hot take that I have.
Sometimes you don't have to express your opinion. It's like,

(12:56):
like I agree. Sometimes just shut the hell up. Not
everything is worthy of your opinion. Also, no one cares
about your opinion. And it's so easy with your finger.
You just go like and then it's gone. No one
gives a damn.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
And then no, you want to see the Leonard Skinned announcement, Yeah,
just pass it there.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
You go like, oh, Leonard Skinner's coming, Oh great, Leonard
skinnerd right, Leonard's.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Skin, Like, shut up, shut up.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
No one cares what you have to say. Bless your heart.
No one gives a damn. So you can sit there
and go to Facebook.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
I'm not gonna go see this because oh I'm not
gonna go see this show because.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
There's no original members blah blah blah. Well you know
who will eighteen thousand people? Hey, everybody else is buying
a ticket. Literally, there will be eighteen thousand people seeing
Leonard Skinner and foreigner.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
It may not be for you, but.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Like, is that all you have? Is that all you
have is to sit there on social.

Speaker 9 (13:51):
Media and be like, well, I'm not gonna go see
this show cause this show darrible and they don't have
any original members and blah, I have one arm longer
than the other in fourteenth and I'm on the rock
station facebook page.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Criticized Leonard Skinner or criticize our show. Those are the
two things they're not going for them.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
And man and another thing, you're not the real Doca rock.
It's baffling to me, like that that's all you got,
That's all that's what you do with your day.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
I love the Milot for getting out of that Cosplayer.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
And so much good stuff out of that. And you know,
like you know, Sack's Motley Crue just miserable, Like these
are the kind of people people that make you want
to be less miserable because you're like, is this what
I look like?

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I know that feeling like so are you?

Speaker 6 (14:47):
So?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Like is these are the people that make me go,
you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna change my ways
because I don't want to look like these dicks on social.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Media I've actually had the conversation like that with my wife.
I'm like, Okay, this is this person. They're saying similar
stuff to what I say. Is this what I look like?
Is this what I sound like? When she's like yeah, Like,
damn it, I don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
All right.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Well, I took a heads up next time I'm going
down that road so I could make a U turn.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Please.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
It's terrible. My god, Steel's terrible, and he is.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
You're not wrong, but you know what, you know, it's
gonna go to that show eighteen thousand people. There will
be eighteen thousand people. The lawn will be filled with
people at Pine Nab. It will be drug that's reality.
They'll be dry, having a great time. Tommy Lee's gonna
be out there on the drums.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
She's gonna do flips on the platform.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
People canna be banging on the grass behind on the
downward side of the hill.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
That's what's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, and you know, but you know what's gonna happen
is I is uh is? They said that Motley Crew
doesn't even play their own instruments.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Yeah, well, there was that video of Tommy Lee with
the drum he wasn't playing the drums, but you can
still hear the drums, so.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Hang, you know what, I still like the band.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
If Mick Mars were still in it. I think they
did kick him out because he's too old.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
And I used to like Kiss, but then Ace wasn't
in the band anymore.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
What you find out is they probably already bought tickets
to those shows like in the past, and now they're
all bitter about it.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, then they're still going to go because they're Jagweeds, but.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
They're not gonna pay for tickets, are going to go
with their friend who bought a ticket and hit an extra.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
Yeah, that's it. They're going to criticize the whole show.
And I can't believe they have that other guy sing
Beth instead of Peter Krassy.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Jag Weeds Tess would have been a perfect rant to
have the cameras in here working the facial expressions, the
arm motions, like people.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Need to see this. That's how you get on TikTok,
that's how you do it. Anyway, here we go. How
about we played Pink Floyd. I was not aware that
I was about to play a six minute song. I
really hate myself Detroit's wheels. That is Pink Floyd. I'm Josh,
he's James, all right, coming out. We'll get to sports again.

(17:15):
The Detroit basketball gentlemen have won eleven in a row.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Troy Basket.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh, there was a potluck here yesterday and apparently like
Mojo and all these people talked about potlucks and now
some people don't like potlucks. It's a weird Well, we'll
get into that. And then we didn't even talk yesterday
about the goat. Goat the goat. Yeah, we skipped out
on the goat story. But some going on in Detroit
with livestock escaping and running running them up. I don't
know what to tell you, but we got all that
to get into. It is the Josh Ennis Show. Like

(17:45):
it or not. This is the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 8 (17:49):
One of six point seven w LZ Detroit's Wheels, The
Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Sports.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Alrighty, well, how about pissed.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Choid busket boarleven.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
In a row. After a one twenty one to twelve
went over the Atlanta Hawks last night. The boys were
up nineteen in the first half. It was whittled all
the way down to one in the fourth quarter. But
then a nine to zero run kind of sealed the deal.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
There.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
They led wire to wire, which means they never trailed
in the game.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
For those of you who are uninitiated.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Well thank you. I wonder what that means.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
What does that means? A fancy term.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Kate had twenty four points ten assists, so a double double,
also added six rebounds. Jalen Duran had twenty four points
and eight rebounds, and as we noted, he made six
free throws in the last twenty three seconds and that
mattered because it got me my player prop hit last night,
which was Jalen Durhan to have over twenty nine and
a half points and rebounds.

Speaker 6 (18:49):
Yeah, baby, yeah, Oho.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Busket bar Mason, what was that chid?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Busket boar?

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah. Next, the thirteen and two Pistons will take on Milwaukee,
who will be without Giannis. He's got to grow an injury.
So that should be number twelve. You would think that
should be win number twelve in a row. Well, hope.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
So every time we make with assumptions, it seems like
it doesn't happen.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
It's why they play the game, James, It's why they
play the game. Red Wings of four to two went
over the Seattle Kraken last night. They now lead the
Atlantic by a point over Boston and Spartian Company. They
dominated Kentucky the number twelve Kentucky Wildcats in Madison Square Garden,
final score eighty three to sixty six. They closed the

(19:35):
first half out on a twenty five to ten run.
And that was pretty much all she wrote. We call
that a firehouse, baby, That's all she wrote. If you
like the band Firehouse, you'll know what I mean. And
there you have it. So the Lions, they will take
on the Giants this weekend, and what should be a
get right game to giants are a joke. So they
should get back to their winning ways. And I know

(19:56):
that this is something that doesn't concern everybody, but it
concerns me. So I have a season long bet involving
the Lions to parlay. Okay, and in that parlay it
is I'm in Ross Saint Brown to have a thousand
yards receiving Jamier Gibbs to have a thousand yards rushing

(20:16):
Jamison Williams seven hundred and fifty receiving yards, Jared Goff
four thousand passing yards, and the Lions to make the
playoffs if it wins.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
It would win like one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Very nice. Everything was looking very good and on the
up and up until all of a sudden, Now the
Lions aren't technically in the playoffs, not even not technically
they're not in the playoffs if the season ended today. So,
for the love of Christ, make the playoffs for me.
I know you don't care about me, and that's fine.
Do it for Josh, but do it for me. Man,
it's all I'm asking you for. Do it for your boy.

(20:53):
So if they make the I mean, things are looking
good unless you know, you know, God forbid some sort
of injury happen to one of those three guys I mentioned.
I'm glad I didn't put Sam Laporte in there, because
you know Sam, I know, so that would have been devastating, devastating,
I say. But now, all of a sudden, Jamison Williams
has it figured out, except for committing stupid penalties that
cost you an extra point. But other than that, he's

(21:15):
got it figured out. Jamiir's ballin', Amen Roz always ballin'.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
So I'm right on pace for this play.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, I just need them the numbers to keep hitting
for the Lions to make the playoffs. And there you go.
Now that we've concerned ourselves with what's happening in my life,
let's play some rock and roll. Perfect how about Nirvana,
little rock and roll band from Seattle. Hey, you're cracking
lost ha take that? Take that, Kirk Kurt whoever? Well,

(21:47):
let's take point seven Detroit's reels. Josh in a show,
Do you ever want to really realize where you are
in the pecking order of life?

Speaker 4 (21:54):
You're You're just like where you stand.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Right. So we're here on this radio station, we're on wheels,
and we are in this building that has you know,
some pretty big radio stations and really big successful shows.
And I have no ill will against any of them.
They're all very nice. Like you know, Mojo has been
very nice. Uh, everybody over at all the other stations
has been nice. Over wn I very nice. Steve Harvey

(22:17):
comes in here every day. We have offee to get
you have coffee with Steve Harvey. Oh yeah, he comes
in here every day. The breakfast we like we we
you know, we chop it up about six before we
go on the air, so earlier. Yeah, I know, right,
And me and Charlemagne are like best buds. Now, I mean,
I look, I don't try to brag, but so, but
like we're at like completely on we are at the

(22:38):
very lowest end of.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Pole, the bottom the bottom page.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
We are the least successful of all of these radio stations,
right like, and we can acknowledge that we are.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
We are trying to build our way up to some.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Sort of signs. We know where we stand. But you
would like to think that the people in the building
also understand that we're at the low end of the
totem pole and don't want us to be there anymore.
It would actually be like, hey, let's try to like
get this particular radio station and radio show out of
the gutter and out of the darkness and into the light.
Right absolutely, yes, But instead, like I'm listening to our

(23:12):
commercials earlier, and we're running promos to promote the already
successful radio stations and radio shows on this show.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
If you like Christmas music, which we know you guys do,
why don't you switch from this channel to the Christmas channel.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
But what's even better about it is in this promo
that we're running, it's not just hey, if you like
Christmas music, go here, it's also go listen to that
morning Chang.

Speaker 10 (23:32):
Howers in the morning from one hundred point three WNIC,
Detroit's Christmas station here NonStop Christmas music now through Christmas Day.
Hear our show every morning including Battle the Sexes, the
Boxton News Up, They Feeling Good in the d and
so much more every morning. I'm one hundred point three WNIC.
I can say to you guys a step and just
pot your show up.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Let'll just run it on here.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let's just simulcast at this point. Yeah, we would just
have to take their calls. There we go. Let's just
take their calls. And by the way I have this
is and I'm not trying to be insulting to Jay
or to Moor anyway. They are wonderful folks, but like
real talk, we're buried, yeah, like like six feet under.
They're putting dirt on us like like like the like

(24:16):
the only thing that will save us is if we're
like Jason and like at the very end of the movie,
your hand comes out of the ground. It's like, oh boy,
there's a sequel.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
It's like a climbing up a ladder, but somebody's pulling
your legs down as you're trying to get up a
wrung and.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Like we're sitting here doing everything we can, like slamming
our balls in a door every day coming in here,
and they're like that's fine, but hey, don't miss the
Christmas music and the over morning show that you can
just listen today Jay Towers in the morning from one
hundred point three WNIC Detroit Christmas station.

Speaker 10 (24:44):
Here NonStop Christmas music now through Christmas Day. Hear our
show every morning including Battle the Sexes, the Fox Shoo
News Update, Feeling Good in the d and so much
more every morning.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I'm one hundred point three w NIC.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Just start playing Mexican music.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
At this point, sounds like they got some pretty good
lineup of things in the morning.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Look, I'm gonna start. I'm just gonna start listening to
that Battle the Sex As you say, I'm here for battle.
It feels the d I'm in boys versus girls. I'm
in What is sex? Anyway? What is gender? What is like?
To me?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
I mean, I'm borderline offended.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
I think they have an outdated bit there. Oh wow,
but look, look, so here's what I would urge. I mean, listen,
we're running promos. I'm go listen to that. Then we
have nothing to offer. We have absolutely nothing to offer
on the Judgennis Show. We are worthless at this point.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Goalless.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Hey, do we have a mojo one that runs too?
Like Mojo's in first place. Let's run some mojos toff too.
While we're at it, tune in for the breaking An entery. Hey,
do we have a b I in promo week and run? Hey,
it's the Black Information Network. If you ever get tired
of listening to Pink Floyd, let's come talk about the
issues of the black community on the b I N.

Speaker 10 (25:50):
Hey Shay Towers in the morning from one hundred point
three wn i C Detroit Christmas Station Here NonStop Christmas
music now through Christmas Day. Hear our show every morning
including battle. This is the Fox Who News Update, Feeling
good in the d and so much more every morning.
I'm one hundred point three wn i C.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
I'm being complete dost. It makes you wonder why you
get up in the morning.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Like why even come? Why get up at five in.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
The morning if they don't care?

Speaker 1 (26:15):
And that's fine, Like I'm gonna look, I enjoyed that
the people are lovely, but like and I understand why
you promote the Christmas thing. It's a big deal. I'm
not stupid. I get it. But it's like, Hey, we
think this station's gonna be successful and this show is
gonna be successful.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Cool? What are we doing to make it successful?

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (26:32):
We're running promos.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
For the already successful shows. Do you think our seven
listeners are gonna get Jay Towers anymore ratings?

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Do you think that?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Maybe? Like, what are we doing here? Give the aple
couple extra shares? I don't get it, But what do
I know. I'm just a moron. I'm just I don't
know anything. I'm stupid. Every day we're gonna have big ratings.
We're gonna be are we? You aloys got big ratings?
The guys that were.

Speaker 10 (27:02):
Promoting Heyshay Towers in the morning from one hundred point
three WNIC, Detroit's Christmas station. Here NonStop Christmas music now
through Christmas Day. Hear our show every morning, including Battle
the Sexes, The Fox, Who News Up, They Feeling Good
in the d and so much more every morning.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I'm one hundred point three WNIC. We can do a
promo like that that runs over there. Hey, if you're
tired of Brenda Lee, come on over to the Josh
Innis Show. We'll play wacky sound effects of guys dress
as ThunderCats or skilling. Hey, you want to come over
and here Santa Claus has got the aids this year.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Come on over.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
If you like some offbeat Christmas tunes, come on over,
we'll play them for you. Tune in for the rock
and loaded.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Every morning that's six o'clock. When I remember, i'll play
a different song. Otherwise it's one of the thirty songs
we already play. But if I remember to put in
a different song, awesome, thank you. That's all I have
to say. Walla six point seven, Detroit's Wheels Josh and

(28:05):
Is Show. Hello, glad you guys are with us today.
So here's what we got coming up. We have got
that's all. We got to get to the story about
the goat. Did not get to the goat, so we
got to get to the goat. We'll do that and
pot lucks and other stuff that we need to get to.
While you're hanging out, make sure you flip over to
WNI C because they have you heard they're playing Christmas music?

(28:29):
They are, They're playing and the Jay Towers Morning Show.
So go hang out over there. If you want to
come back, we'd appreciate it. But if not, Look, I
don't blame you. I mean, who could.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
This is the Josh Nis Show.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
On one six point seven LLZ Detroit Wheels, one of.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and his show Josh
and James this morning. So the goat. There was a
goat wandering around Detroit. Oh. I know we didn't get
to the news story about this yesterday, but it is
an intriguing news story.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
So let's get to this from Fox.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
What does a loose goat and psychadelic healing shock have
in common? It seems weird, right, Well, that's only Fox.
Who's Jessica Dupnac who can break it down for us.
She joins us live on Detroit's West Side.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Jess By the way, speaking of this, Jessica Dupnac, apparently
she was doing a live shot the other night and
a stray dog just wandered up. Oh wow, and Shet
the dog hung out. I think she took the dog
home wow, and like it stayed with her for the night.
I believe the news dog and well know that she
took it to a sholter. I think that, Like, look,
I understand. Like, I don't know everybody's situation, but I

(29:34):
feel like that's a sign. If a dog wanders up
to you while doing it a live shot, that's your dog.
So I don't like the idea. Look, I'm not judging this,
Jessica Dupnac, And listen, if you want to get a
hold of us, call Jay Towers. He'll run down the
hall and let us know that you called, and and
maybe we'll get you on maybe not, but like, how
do you not keep the dog? Yeah? Like that's that's

(29:55):
that's the the the the universe, that is the universe.
There you a dog and you're like, that's nice. I'm
gonna dump you off at the shelter. What Look, Look,
I'm not Look, everybody's got their own situation. Love, I'm
not trying to judge you whatever. Maybe you can't have
a dog, I don't know, but that's a sign. That
is a If a dog wanders up while you're doing
a live shot and doesn't leave, that's your dog. He

(30:19):
was out in the cold all this, he wanders up
to you, says hey, Jessica, I love you and all
this and I love you. Fox is great. I love you.
And then what do you do you dump the dog
back off of the shelter, Jessica, do better, Tomojoe, He'll
tell us and we'll.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Try to get you on anyway, continuing the story, you.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Have a lot of crazy stories for us. This well,
it may top the list.

Speaker 12 (30:42):
You're always giving it to me, him joking around with
me about my crazy stories, and yeah, this.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
One an hold on, hold on, let me see.

Speaker 12 (30:54):
What You're always giving it to me, him joking around
with me about my crazy stories, and yeah, this one.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
I realized what she just said, stories. I think she
caught it. She's like, you're always giving it to me,
and I'm the stories on my story, just giving me,
give it to me. About the stories, You're always giving
it to him? Oh yeah, Oh, you're always giving it
to you. Hey.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Also, don't forget to listen to WNI.

Speaker 10 (31:24):
Hha Towers in the morning from one hundred point three
WNIC Detroit's Christmas station. Here NonStop Christmas music now through
Christmas Day. Hear our show every morning, including Battle the Sexes,
the Fox two News Update, Feeling Good in the d
and so much more. Every morning.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I'm one hundred point three w NIC and now on
with the Goat story, well not.

Speaker 13 (31:41):
Disappoint You might have seen this floating around social media
this weekend, a video that's gone viral of a guy
here on Detroit's West Side. He was running and screaming
from a goat. Well, it turns out that video is
just the beginning.

Speaker 8 (31:54):
Of this story.

Speaker 14 (31:56):
Timochi here is a neighborhood Well now he is.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
I think it was smoky, smoky, smokymy here is.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I think it was smoky smoky. I think it's looking
to go with smoky, although Tomochy is better. This is
my goat, Tomoky, but I'm going to go Smokey a
neighborhood favorite. Well, now he is.

Speaker 13 (32:25):
But a couple of days ago, this was Daylon scott.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Man.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
See, that's what it used to be like when you
go see a black movie at the theater. I missed
the theater experience, like when you go see the New
rush Hour. That's what it was like. And now that's
not the case anymore. And it makes me sad because
nobody's at the movies anymore. But back in the day,
you'd go see scary movie too, And that's what it
sounded like.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Cries of an adult African American man.

Speaker 12 (32:55):
Yes, but a lot of people thought that that was
a girl scream when you jumped up on that car.

Speaker 13 (33:02):
What do you gotta say for yourself?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
I mean he's scared.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
He scared the female out of me, you know.

Speaker 13 (33:08):
I mean, look at him, Daylon and brother Jupiter Star.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I wish she would have stopped and said, I don't
find that funny. She takes offense to it as a female.
I don't find that funny at all. Not his real name.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
Meeting Smoky to goat for the first time Monday, since
he got loose and scared the out of him.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
I just told you.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Smoking in a neighborhood, not at all in a.

Speaker 13 (33:27):
Neighborhood, just like a big brother would this. With Jupiter
Star's reaction, just look through.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
The window, make sure he was okay.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
And my mom running outside with a knife trying to China,
trying to get it to him.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
She's so scared of animal.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
It's like the lady in a paper Boy. You even
played the paper Boy game where you delivered the papers
into the one house, The lady runs out in the
road with a knife trying to get you.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
What the hell? So first of this guy's on top
of a car, petrified to this goat, screaming about this goat.
You've got the lady with the knife because she's scared
of animals. You got Jessica here, who's just she gets
given to her all.

Speaker 12 (34:08):
You're always giving it to me him.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
So like this story has everything you could ever want.
Mom's help.

Speaker 13 (34:14):
Valen made it inside their West Side detroa with Mom's.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Like, in my mind, she just stabbed the goat. She goes,
I got this bitch and just starts just tearing this
goat apart. My son, you damn dirty coat.

Speaker 13 (34:33):
They have an unscientific theory why Smokey was so all
excited girl.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Trying to humpless In truth, he was a horny goat,
so which Jessica had this to say about the.

Speaker 12 (34:45):
Goat, You're always giving it to me.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
This horn there, Humphrey and Daniel and Benny, Greek and Chaparral.

Speaker 13 (34:55):
Cute, doctor Bob, this is where you do the body work.
The brother's investigation into the loose goat. Them down the
street from their house to the psychedelic healing Shack.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I kind of look like, you know, they're just gentle
creatures and they're biblical and they're very healing.

Speaker 13 (35:11):
Get the doc took in smoky and perfect, and Angel
goes up to me.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
They might be in the house, but my wife's not
going for that one.

Speaker 13 (35:19):
He's currently locked horns with the city of Detroit for
proper permitting to keep the crew.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Now, yeah, I think he wants to.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
This guy is like a psychedelics dude that wants to
keep these goats smoke.

Speaker 13 (35:30):
He cannot escape. The brothers hope he can stay.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
That noise is gonna haunt me. All right.

Speaker 13 (35:41):
So here in Detroit you can have docks and chickens
and honey bees. Doctor Bob says, goats are still in
a gray area. He plans to fight the city so
he can keep his trio reporting live and Detroit's East
west Side.

Speaker 12 (35:54):
Excuse me, Jessica, dude, nac Fox too news.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
There you go so flustered because she's always He's always
given it to her.

Speaker 12 (36:00):
You're always giving it to him.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I don't know. You gotta watch what you're saying. Why
are you giving it to me? If you guys want
to get in, you know the phone number eight seven
seven nine eight eight one O six seven. You can
text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one. We are the Josh Innis Show, six

(36:32):
point seven, Detroit's show What's going On? How are you?
That is from that goat story? That so many good
things came out of this goat story. I mean he's scared.
He scared the female out of me, you know, I mean,
look at him, look at it. I mean, look, if
I saw that goat, I will say, if I did
just see a goat in my yard, I'd probably be

(36:53):
a little freaked out because I don't know if, like,
I don't know what goats do. How do I know
the goat is a docile animal? I mean, where they
gonna head butt you? I don't know. I don't know
what they're capable of. I don't know. Is that a
goat the same. No, No, they're not the same that
they're not the Los Angeles goats. Like, no, they're not
the same. They're similar.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
One has horns or the other as horns, lives on
a farm, one lives in the mountain.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
My buddy has a mountain goat. My pot friend in
Saint Louis also has goats on his farm. But they're
the kind that fall asleep, so they're like fainting goats.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I guess they called you scare them. Yeah. I first
heard that story, I thought that was the goat screaming. Nope,
because you know some of those goats had that that
screen that they do.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
No, it sounded like the crowd of the original Kings
of Comedy is what it actually said. Oh my god,
let me tell you something. There is no greater feeling
on earth. Because I played basketball in high school. Not
trying to brag here, but I did, and I did
score nineteen points in a game once and went three
for three from downtown. In that game, I wore goggles.

(38:05):
I was like before goggles were cool, by the way,
like that back then in two thousand and four, if
you wore goggles, people made fun of you. They called
you Horus Grant. So everywhere I went, oh look it's horrors,
And now it's cool, like people wear horn rimmed glasses
and goggles like it's nothing, you know, But back then
it wasn't cool, you know. So but like you would

(38:25):
look at me and think this guy can who because
I couldn't. But like some there was just something that
took over my body on one day. It was like
that movie where like uh switch, it's kind of like that.
It was sort of like that. It was like a
flip switch. I turned my hatund I was nine for
one day, I was nine.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
What was your number of basketball? Forty one?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
He becomes forty one, But that day I put on
the goggles and I become forty one.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Dude, you make a joke, But net that's all it
was all day.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
There's definitely a level of a switch that gets flipped.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
It was. It's just like JJ McCarthy that one game
he was good. See me and JJ McCarthy kind of
have a similar story. I was good for one game
and I went like I couldn't miss every shot.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
Like so basically here's how it went.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Because I'm this fat white guy that nobody takes seriously.
Like I've played basketball my whole life. I'll tell you
who black guys don't take seriously, fat white guy in goggles.
So I would catch the ball at the top of
the key, and I'm supposed to pass it to the
other thet I'm supposed to just swing it to the
other side, go down, set a screen open. I know
I'm using technical basketball jargon here, but I mean, for

(39:36):
being fair, we do have a team that's won eleven.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Games tied basket ball.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
So I feel like I can talk a little ball
here and let you see that I'm a ball knower.
I know ball. So I catch at the top of
the key. I'm supposed to pass it over, go down,
set a screen on the block, open up if I'm open, fine,
if not, I flare out to the corner and then
I cut back through right. But the guy sagged. So
the dude like, just sa, I'm talking like five feet

(40:02):
off of me. This guy didn't think I could do anything. Goggles,
white guy. Whatever. So I get up there and I
just decided to shoot literally everybody on the floor on
my team, four black dudes and me and the coach
and the entire bench. Everyone in Unison's like no, what
are you doing?

Speaker 8 (40:21):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
And the ball goes in.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
I'm like, ah cool, and like they're like, Okay. Scoob
that was my name in high school because my dad
was Scooby, So they called me Scoob like on my
letterman jagging, because nobody knew my actual name.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Like everybody just called me Scoob.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Like one day they were like they were talking to
some of the players and like, well, go get Josh.
They're like, who is Josh. It was who oh scool
a school scoomoom. So okay, So I catch the ball
out there, I make the shot. That's a three pointer.
I'm never gonna make another three pointer in my life, right,
this is just one of those moments. We go down again,

(40:59):
same thing happens. The black dude that's guarding me SAgs, Okay,
he doesn't respect me. He's like, that was a one
time deal, Chief, You're not gonna make it again. So
he's sagging. I'm like, all right, fine, bro, watch this.
I catch it, don't even look to pass it. I
just go dang nailed it again. Everybody yelling no, scoom no,
make the second one. Okay, I've made back to back three.

(41:21):
Like I'm feeling like Michael Jordan against Portland. I'm like
shrugging my shoulders and everything like I'm the This is
like NBA on NBC. I make the highlight reel. We
come down again, and once again, the guy SAgs. I'm like,
I'm hot, I'm Steph Curry, I'm cooking, I'm the chef.
I'm stirring it. Right, guy SAgs, I shoot another three,

(41:46):
and it's all net again. Every time I shoot everybody's saying,
no scoomy three in a row going. I literally look,
I'm like, I don't know what's happening to me. It's
like that movie where like the ghost takes over the
guy's body and like he can dunk and everything. Now,
like I was possessed for one day. I was possessed.
So then the next time, you know, the guy decides
to start guarding me. And I didn't hit another three,

(42:08):
but I scored nineteen points that day. It was another
freaking level. I don't know that I scored nineteen points
the rest of my high school career combined, and that
was when I was a junior in high school. I
played basketball that whole year, and as a senior, Oh wow,
I don't know that I scored nineteen total points in

(42:29):
like sixty basketball games after that.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
But I had one moment.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
And but the best feeling ever is when the black
dudes start to kind of get in with you and
they're like this dude, and like everybody's like, oh my,
because there's nothing funnier to black dudes than when the
white dudes hooping a little bit like it's the biggest
thing on the planet.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
It makes you feel good. Like you've made it. Yeah,
like you're actually part of the team.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
It is man and that looks so And that was
my moment Like that, that was like the moment that
I'm like, they love me and I love them. We're friends,
we're best And I was like one of three white
dudes on the team, so you kind of had to
learn to blend in and like, so that's what, Like,
I started listening to a lot of the same music
and a lot of these guys, so like in two
thousand and four, it's like Ludacris and fifty Set and
all that. So I can get up there and just

(43:13):
wrap with these dudes. I do Ludacris versus I'd be like,
sometimes I want to be your lover. Sometime I want
to be your friends. Sometime I want to hug you,
hold handslow, dance with the record, spin open up your
heart and you said I made you feel so comfortable.
You used to play back then. Now you're all growing up,
Like Rudy Hucks, I could be your bub. You can
beat me up, play fighting in the dark that we
both make love I do anything. Just be your bug.
Why you got me so messed up? I don't know,
but you gotta stop tripping. Wow, be a good girl down,

(43:35):
turn around and get these whip ands. You know you
like it like that, you don't have to fight back.
Here's a pillow bite that whoa, and I'll be setting
separate ways so on all these separate days, your legs
can go. They separate ways can be one of those goings.

Speaker 8 (44:03):
This is the Josh Innis Show on one of six
point seven.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
WLZ de Troit's Wheels The John Show Sports.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Ah, alrighty, let's see here. Saw the Pistons. They are
victorious or were victorious, but they have been victorious and
eleven consecutive basketball matches.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
All right, Troy basketball.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
So back eleven wins in a row, and I don't
expect it to stop. They don't play again until Saturday,
but they play Milwaukee, who hasn't been very good and
Jannie is hurt, so that should be number twelve. I
don't know. Listen, you always should do here. Not that
I can tell you all the info about every basketball team,
because it's not like I religiously watch November regular season

(44:54):
NBA basketball here, but let's look at the Pistons schedule
and see how far this thing can go. So they
take on the Bucks on Saturday. Then Monday they play
the Pacers, who we discussed yesterday. Have one win last
I checked, unless they won yesterday, which I don't think
they did. The Pacers have one win, so it should
definitely get to thirteen. Then they get into this NBA Cup,

(45:17):
which is stupid. But then they play the Celtics in
this NBA Cup, and then the Magic in this NBA Cup,
which still count as regular season games. It's like this
really stupid thing. Basically, it's a bunch of millionaires and
you have to coerce them into playing hard in November.
So it's like, hey, guys, NBA Cup and if your
team wins, you get an extra five hundred thousand bucks

(45:38):
or whatever. It is. The early part of this season counts,
it matters, and that's what they're trying to sell you on.
So this thing is definitely getting to thirteen once you
get to the Celtics, who, by the way, or without
their best player this year, so they haven't been as good.
There's Jason Tatum. I mean, this thing could get to fourteen.
They I mean, look, you look at this schedule. They
can beat all of these teams their next six games

(45:59):
they could win all of these games, so this thing
could get to seventeen What is the longest win streak
in NBA history? Longest win streak in NBA history, that
number is bump blah blah blah. Oh, thirty three games.
That's gonna be a tougheeta. It's a hell of a streak.
That's a tough putt. The longest NBA win streak is

(46:20):
thirty three games, set by the nineteen seventy one seventy
two Los Angeles Lakers. Of course, not long before that.
They had come from Minnesota, where there were a lot
of lakes. They went to LA where there were no lakes,
but they remained the Lakers. And so thirty three games.
So we're a third of the way there, boys, buckle up,
keep working, Can I see? Like the longest is what's

(46:42):
the second longest winning streak? Like, what can we realistically
get to? Here? So twenty seven games by the twenty
twenty twelve twenty thirteen heat, twenty four by the Warriors
in fifteen sixteen, twenty two games from the Rockets in
two thousand and seven, so twelky one still okay, that's postseason, Okay,

(47:03):
So like really you don't start getting a lot of
attention until you get to like nineteen. That's like the
low end I've seen on this. So he got a
ways to go, but it's still fun. He want eleven
in a row. I mean they're doing much better than
the game. I watched the press basically you were there.
Good luck, Chuck. He watched them once they sucked, and
now they haven't lost since.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
I mean they put the show, they put the game
on Peacock. I could finally watch a free sports game
that happens in the city and then bam, they get smoked,
and now they've been on the windstreak.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Sentence. There you go. The Red Wings won last night
four to two over Seattle. They lead the Atlantic by
a point over Boston, and the Spartans dominated Kentucky. The
number twelve Wildcats got worked by Sparta eighty three to
sixty six. Not a ton on the Lions right now.
I mean, they should win on Sunday. They got to
win on Sunday. They must. They must. That is the

(47:54):
only answer, for no other reason, because my bet really
depends on it. That's why I'm that bet, so I
could be fully invested for the whole law off because
I can get very flighty and just kind of lose interest.
Hard to lose interest when you could win one thousand dollars.
So there you go, and that is sports on the
Joshinnis Show. Welcome in, Hello friend. Also hello to our

(48:17):
friend Greg, Greg Polesbro. He just called up and was like, hey,
can I win some tickets? And I'm like, sure, I'll
see if I have any. Turns out I had some
shine down tickets for him. It pays the call.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Well.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
Six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh and to show Josh
and James this morning. So we were talking earlier about
how they're playing Christmas music over on WNIA. I don't
know if you'd heard, but they're playing Christmas music and
during the show a couple of times you'll hear this
promo that runs during our show.

Speaker 10 (48:46):
Hey Shay Towers in the morning from one hundred point
three WNIC, Detroit's Christmas station here NonStop Christmas music now
through Christmas Day. Hear our show every morning, including Battle
the Sexes, the Fox two News Update, Feeling Good in
the d and so much more every morning. I'm one
hundred point three w NIC.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
And that was the moment that I realized that basically
we're all we got me, you and the listeners. Like
it's kind of an US against the world thing right here,
because I'm being wholehearted with you guys right here. This
is completely honest and I'm just gonna shoot you straight
and wrestling parlance, this is a work not a shoot,
or this is a yeah, this is a shoot not

(49:23):
a work. There we goes backwards on that. I'm trying
to act like I know what I'm talking about, and
I mess it up. I can see why they'd rather
play Jay Towers. I don't blame them, but that said,
I'm gonna shoot with you here, shoot you straight. What

(49:45):
I've discovered here is that big picture, it's just me,
James and the audience. That's what we've got here. This
is our army of people. And if we're gonna make
anything of this, if this is going to become anything,
it's just us because like obviously nobody cares, like if
we're being completely honest, like we're running promos for other

(50:07):
morning shows on our show. We're in twentieth place, but
we're promoting like top five morning shows on ours. The
Donie is let's just completely of complete honesty here. If
we're just shooting peeble straight, we are on an island here,
and that is no disrespect to those other shows either.
Mojo is a Hall of Fame guy that's super successful.
I like him very much. I like Jay. I don't
talk to Jay as much because they're at the TV

(50:29):
studio in the morning, so I don't see him. But
like you know, I told you we chop it up
with the Breakfast Club every morning, and Steve Harvey comes
in here and we pray together. Like every morning, Steve
Harvey comes in here and he prays over me. I've
had him pray for us to get ratings multiple times.
I hope so too. I hope he's got those powers.
But you know, big picture, this is all we got.
So if we're gonna do something here and this show

(50:51):
is going to be successful, it is upon you and
I and the eight people who are currently listening to
tell eight other people to listen, and then those six
teen people will tell other people to listen to. Maybe
it'll get up to like thirty two, and then that's it.
Because I'm just shooting you straight man, like I want
this thing to be successful. It should be successful. I
think it's a really good show. I think the radio

(51:12):
station's very good. I think the music is better. I
think it's a better radio station than WCSX, which I
think is a graveyard. It is like no offense to
old people. It's an old folks home. I'm just shooting
you straight, as I said I would. I think it's
a bad radio station, and I think this is a
very good radio station. But if it's going to go anywhere,
we need you, and I need you guys enlisting in

(51:34):
the JIS Army. I need you to tell as many
people as you can about it. When you walk into
the liquor store in Hazel Park and on the radio
and there they're playing WCSX when you're buying your smokes,
I need you to be like, hey, can you turn
on WLLZ And they'll go, oh, that's a thing, and
I'll be like, yes, it's a thing. Put it on
one oh six point seven and play that. Yeah, the
radio goes up to height. Didn't know that we need you.
I'm just gonna shoot you straight. We need you. We

(51:58):
need JIS Army members. I need you enlisted right now
in what we're doing. So I need you on the
phones at eight seven, seven, nine, eight, eight, one oh
sixty seven. I need you to text. Here's what I
need from you. All right, shoot me a text right now.
Text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eighty one. I need to know who you are,
where you live, where you're listening, and I need to

(52:18):
know that you're in the Jiss Army, the Josh Innis
Show Army, because right now there's a lot of stale
crap in the world out there, and I don't believe
we are the stale crap. I believe we're doing really
good stuff. I think James is doing really good stuff.
I think this show is doing really good stuff, and
I think this radio station's really good.

Speaker 4 (52:36):
But I had this epiphany this.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Morning when I'm listening to the radio and they're like, hey,
go listen to the other morning shows and not this one.
I had this this moment of clarity, as junkies call it,
ors addicts call it a moment of clarity. I had
a moment of clarity when I heard Aye.

Speaker 10 (52:51):
Shay Towers in the morning from one hundred point three
WNIC Detroit Christmas station here NonStop Christmas music now through
Christmas Day. Hear our show every morning, Luting Battle, the
Sex is the Fox two News up they feeling good
in the d and so much more every morning.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I'm one hundred point three w NIC. That's when I
came to the realization that no one here cares about
this show, not the listeners. There are a lot of
listeners who do. We met a ton of listeners at
the Toolbox party and.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
It was awesome, lots of positive feedback.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
But I have confirmed with that that like no one,
no one knows we exist up here. And that's totally fine.
In a way. We haven't earned that. We haven't earned
the Hey, we're Mojo, We're Jay Tower. So I respect
that they've done it. They've got the skins on the wall.
I understand that we are the little engine that could,
We're the little guy check well, we're the We're the

(53:38):
kind of off beat do the stuff that other people
aren't doing show. I get that. But if it's gonna
become anything, it's gonna be up to you and me
and the listeners. That's all we got because ain't nobody
else going to bat for us, Because ain't nobody else
cares about us up here. We're just on our own.
We're like Ghostbusters to on our own. I guess we're

(53:58):
gonna have to take control Bobby Brown style Ghostbusters too.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
That's what we're gonna have to handle, too cool to
hold the.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Control, that's us. Yep, that's I mean. Look, if we're
being completely honest, we're gonna have to take control. So
I need you to blow up these phones every day
and let people know you're in. I need you to
save that phone number in your phone eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh sixty seven. If there's days
where you have something you want to talk about, do it.
If there's just days that you just want to screw around,

(54:28):
do it. I don't care, but that's what we're gonna need.
If this thing's gonna make it, I'm just gonna shoot
you straight. If this thing's gonna make it, we need you.
We need you to tell your friends about the show,
and when you do, shoot us a message and say, hey,
I just told Steve who works with me, to listen
to the show because it's really freaking good. If you
drive a bus of high school kids, tell all the
high school kids that they should listen to the show,

(54:50):
I'm just shooting you straight right now, because every day
I come up here, and I feel like I'm slamming
my balls in the door because the people like look
and I have no nothing ill to say about anybody.
If they're wonderful folks, I like them all a lot.
We haven't given them a reason to give a damn
about us. And I realize that this morning, when I'm
sitting here running promos telling people to go listen to

(55:11):
another morning show while I'm hosting the morning show what
it is, That's when I had that moment of clarity,
And that moment of clarity told me that listen. It's
too hot to handle, too cold to hold. Tell you
we're going to have to take control. So get in
on the text right now, Text door Josh and your
message to five one eight eight one. Go follow us

(55:33):
on Facebook The Josh Innis Show. You spell it I
n n ees. Go follow us on Twitter, Go follow
us on Instagram. It's the same thing everywhere. But we
need you because the way it's looking right now, this
show is going to be off the air in two months.
I'm just shooting you straight, So we need you. Don't
make Carol right, correct, don't do it because we're on

(55:59):
our own on this and We're gonna have to take
control because I'm tired of slamming my balls in the
door every morning. I thought you did because you enjoyed it.
At first it was kind of fun, but then I
realized it hurt.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
I was like, he's in the aggressive ball play, Yeah,
but it really hurt.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
It should have been a sign when I was, you know,
doing this, I didn't feel that good. You know, you
didn't say you're safe words, so I assumed it was good.
Guys yelled take control, yelled on a monopy.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
I would have understood that that was too much.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Yeah, it fit's up to us. We've got to take it.
We're curly on our way to the Statue of Liberty.
We're gonna loaded with pink goo. That is us. So
this is Mark from White Lake. I've been here from

(56:51):
the beginning. Anything you guys do is better than what's
been happening in Detroit morning radio for a long time.
Thank you, Mark and the White Lake. Josh, Sergeant Sweeney
of the JISS Army checking in from Royal Oak and
listed on day one, came for James, stayed because of
Josh and Josh and James.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
And the JIS Army.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Yeah, thank you, Corporal Sweeney or whatever.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Let's see, I'm listening. I drive for a local for
a locally, so I'm here for you. But I don't
mind Josh singing us tee pain, Josh, I effing love
t pain and fairness. That was ludicrous, said Jukey Pain.
There's Paul from New Boston. He's in. This is what

(57:38):
it comes down to, because I had that moment today,
Like sometimes you just have that moment where you go,
you know what, it's all we got. And when you're
on a morning show and you're running multiple promos the
morning telling someone to go listen to another morning show,
why just tell me go listen to Big Gym while
you're at it too, Why not? I mean at this point,

(57:58):
so uh, anyway, if you want to get in eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven oh,
they called the Ghost and the Control Throwing Party for
a bunch of children all onto the wild slidemazonunder the
building Phil.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
They packed up, got a grip, came quick.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Poton, pats on the back, and they split it all
about Vigo, the Master of Evil.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Try to battle my boys. It's not legal.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
They wrote songs about movies with movie plot lines.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
In the lyrics.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
This used to be a proper country. You know it.
You know it anyway. So if you want to get
in eight seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven.
If you want to text, text the word josh and
your message to five one eight eight one. Follow us
on all the socials we need you like this one.
Me and my buddy Jason listen every morning and we
love it. We drive buses around U of M and

(58:49):
keep you you guys, keep us cracking up. Awesome, Thank you, Eric,
Josh Lance Here we listen at r SC in New
Baltimore every morning. My buddy Colton loves josh anis Buffalo.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Let's see the phones are ringing, you know what.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Good? Yeah, let's talk to some people. I could play
like I could play the All they need is to
Jay almost said Jay Giles. All they need is the
Jay Towers sweeper, and then that's fine. Look, look before
I take the calls here, I'll get that out of
the Shay Towers.

Speaker 10 (59:25):
In the morning. From one hundred point three w n
C Detroit's Christmas station here NonStop Christmas music now through
Christmas Day. Hear our show every morning, including Battle the Sexes,
The Fox Too, news Update, feeling good in the d
and so much more. Every morning, I'm one hundred point
three w n C. All right, Hello, who's this you're Oh?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
They hung up? Oh they went away. I had them. Hello,
Detroit's wheels you're on.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Hey, I'm listening to you right now, and I listen
every morning.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
What's your name? Marcy?

Speaker 8 (59:52):
Marcy?

Speaker 7 (59:54):
How are things good?

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Do you enjoy the show?

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (01:00:00):
I do good?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
What about the show do you enjoy? I loved them?
I'm sorry, Marcy, She was listening to the show in
the background. Boy, we had someone. We finally had one.
It's like we had one on the hook and then
they went away.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
But as I said, we gotta do it on our own.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Too hot to handle one more time, too cold?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
What a good jam that was?

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
I know it feels good, doesn't It feels real good.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
Takes me back to sitting on the living room floor
in my parents' house just watching Ghostbusters Too on a
Saturday afternoon in summer, while I was raining, you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Know what we're gonna have to do? I know that
this is the other Ghostbusters, but you know what we're
gonna have to do to w CSX. We're gonna have
to show that prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown. Yeah,
we gotta have to do This is Oh, it's Tammy
from Port Huron. She sends a message. I bet I
know how old she is, somewhere in between fifty five
and sixty seven, because that's where all the Tammies live. Josh,

(01:00:58):
in all seriousness, it's good. Here's something fresh in Detroit
and it's the Menace in the morning. Thank you, Josh.
It's Hunter out in the clem. How are things in
the clem? Brother? Let's see here, Josh. This is Doug
Thomas from Madison Heights. We're big Madison Heights people. Here.
I listen every day. You guys rock. It was good
seeing you guys at the Toolbox party. I didn't win anything,

(01:01:18):
but you guys made it a blast and fantastic. All right,
let's see here. Let's see on the phones. Oops. Hello,
Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
You're on. Good morning, Josh and James.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
Not much?

Speaker 15 (01:01:33):
Hey, you know you were talking about the Lakers earlier.
I want to give you a little bit of history.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
I don't know if you really know. Okay, did you ever.

Speaker 15 (01:01:40):
Notice the rivalry between the Pistons and the Lakers.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Well sure, I mean they were two big time teams
in the eighties and into the early nineties, so sure.

Speaker 15 (01:01:47):
Yeah, yeah, everybody thinks that's the biggest reason why.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
But before there was.

Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
The Minneapolis Lakers, there was.

Speaker 15 (01:01:56):
A team called the Detroit Gyms that were going debunk
that was bought by an owner and moved them to Minneapolis.
And that's the connection between Detroit and la.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Well, now I know, so if it comes up on Jeopardy,
I'll have the right answer.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Thank you for the call, though, great basketball historian, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
How about that? Good for him. Hey, look I am listen.
I'll take anybody at this point. Detroit basketball historian, We'll
take you, Troy Baskets. This is Sandy listening and Red
Bull Illinois. Boy, we got people listening in Illinois. Thank you.
Let's see Josh listening at work with my coworkers. Thank you,
Josh listen every day. My name is Jordan from Milan,

(01:02:34):
local truck driver. We love you, brother, Thank you. That's
what we're looking for here. It's good to know that
you folks are out there, because again, you come to
work every day and then you're like you're putting forth
all this, and look, I don't need your pity. I'm
not trying to put together Sobs story here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
I'm not here for that. But I'm just telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
You come up here every day and you're like, I'm
up at four in the morning. I'm trying to do stuff.
You come up here and you got people running promos.
Did not only tell you that, hey, there's Christmas music.
I get that a big deal. I'm a radio guy,
I'm not a moron. I get it. But then you're
running promos that are like, by the way, come on
over and listen to this other morning show. I found
that to be insulting if I'm being fair, and it

(01:03:14):
makes you feel like your people don't give a damn
about you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:16):
And that's what I just realized.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
So when I realized, if this thing's gonna make it,
it has to be me, James and the listeners. We
have to make it something. And if we don't, Spencer's back.
So congratulations, you get a country morning show from Birmingham.
That should be reason enough to listen to this show.
You Your option is the two of us and we
make this successful, or a guy that's playing Luke Combs

(01:03:38):
every morning doing a show from Birmingham, not Birmingham, Michigan, Birmingham, Alabama.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Those are your options, so choose wisely.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Josh in his show one six point seven w ll
Z Has Sorrow one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels
Josh Ennis Show. Hello, I got a text here that
says I used to think you sucked when you were
here the first time. Maybe it's because you were in
Nashville and not here, but now you're great. Thank you.

(01:04:11):
It's awful nice of you to say I appreciate that.
I would not say I sucked the last time. That's
a bit much. But am I better now? Maybe it
was kind of a bit of a backhanded compliment. It
was look, I'll take I'll take backhanded, front handed. This point,
you gotta take them all. I also got a text
message here from someone. Let me read this one to you.

(01:04:32):
As people are texting new members of the JISS Army,
you can text text the word Josh and your message
to five one eight eight one five one eight eight one.
What we need to do is get a listener, get together,
and get people together and break bread and drink beers.
We need to build our army of people are gathering.
But you can text the word Josh and your message
to five one eight eight one. This says Kenny here,

(01:04:53):
the one that gave you the answer Monday morning with skeletor.
I guess we did get a call about that, didn't we.
I'm holding you to the shine Down tickets and I
promised them. He said, the skeleton from Scooby Doo. That's right.
Then that was that guy. So he wasn't even right.
He said the skeleton from Scooby Doo, which is not right,
like what skeleton from Scooby Doo. I mean, there's probably

(01:05:14):
thousands of episodes of Scooby Doo, so I'm sure a skeleton.
I'm not gonna you know what, I'm not gonna relitigate this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
Okay, it's kine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
But anyway, so he says, I one shot, you said
you'd give me shine down tickets?

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Still love the show? Listen every morning?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Well you know what, if I promised you shine down tickets,
then I'll look, I'll got that. I'll call you. I mean,
because the number pops up. So let me see here,
let me call this guy and see hold on, let
me see he got his number here. Let's see if
Kenny will answer the phone. Here, I've got his Shine
Down tickets, Kenny. You literally just texted Kenny.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
See this is what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
People talk all this trash, then you try to get
them and then they don't pick up the phone.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
I've got Shine Down tickets, Kenny.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
When to give Josh a peace of my mind? And
then I'm going to smoke a duke. Just kick Kenny?

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
All right, I can call you back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
We would just have to wait and see. All right,
now goodbye?

Speaker 6 (01:06:13):
The hell?

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
Is this the record? When you had finished recording?

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
You may hang up or Presston for more options.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Hi, Kenny, It's Josh and James over at w l Z.
I got your text that says I'm the one that
gave you the answer Monday morning with skeletor. I'm holding
you to the Shine Doown tickets regardless. Still love the
show and listen every morning. Love the show. I'm calling
you to give you shine Doown tickets. I am calling

(01:06:42):
to give you tickets to the Jingle Ball to see
Shine Down. And you didn't answer the phone. Kenny, Booby,
what are we doing? Powell? Kenny, wake up, brother, you're
dying here, Pow kayee. Look at that. You see you
promised me tickets. I got the tickets for you and I.

(01:07:03):
And where are you Kenny? Kenny?

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Where are you?

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Where's Kenny? Where are you at? Kenny G? Not Kenny G?
Kenny jeeves symphatic? All right, smashing pumpkins for you. Now
it is disarmed. Oh weels right one of six point

(01:07:29):
seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis show. How are you? I'm
still waiting for Kenny, like I left the guy in voicemail.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
I'm like, Kenny, where are you you?

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
You trash talked me basically said you owe me shine
down tickets, and then I don't hear from Kenny.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
So Kenny, I'm throwing it out there one more time.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Brother eight seven seven nine and eight one o six seven,
And you told me that I promised you tickets. I
have the tickets in search of Kenny. So get on
the horn, Kenny, please? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
So look now I'm just getting text from people.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Hey, we like your show? Can we have tickets too?
I'm like, well maybe this one says a lot of
texts are coming in. Now you have a mental break,
and all of a sudden people text A funny how
that works? Let's see here, Josh, if you want to
give away shine doown tickets. My thirteen year old daughter

(01:08:16):
loves them and listens every morning. Too. Oh wow, well,
I mean, okay, look, let me give that a shot. Here,
hold on, let me see if I can get on
the phone. Here, let's see. Al right, I'm gonna call
this one. Here we go. Sorry, I have to type
this out on a mouse. I'm gonna call them. Why not,
let's see. Okay, here we go, talk amongst yourselves, everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I'm just you know, working on this. I I've lost
the number. Now oh here we go. There it is
all right, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
And then, oh, okay, let's make someone's day today, because.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
That's what we do. We love to make people's day.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Just being an awesome setup, though, if it was just
having me call a scammer or something. Hello, Hello, who's
this Paul? Paul? Yeah, Paul, This is Josh from WLLZ.
How are you good? Josh? How a good man? You

(01:09:22):
have a thirteen year old daughter?

Speaker 6 (01:09:24):
You say, yeah, her name's Hannah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Hi, Hannah. Does Hannah enjoy shining down?

Speaker 7 (01:09:30):
Hannah loves shine down?

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
Would you like to take hand?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
What was it? What was her favorite song.

Speaker 7 (01:09:36):
Your favorite song is by Shining Down.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
It's second Chance. That's a good jam.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Thirteen year old kid's favorite song is second Chance by Shiningdown.
I like to hear it. So, Paul, how about how
about you and Hannah go see Shining Down on December ninth?
All right, all right, sound good good. Let me put
you on hold and I'll get your info. See that's
what we do around these here parts. I'm a giver.
It's like I don't don't call us, We'll call you. Yeah,

(01:10:01):
you asked what in the switch? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
That's great service, is what that is. We're gonna call
you to give you a prize. I said, you calling
us to win a prize.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
And see the phone's ringing. Now let me see, let's
see if this is maybe Kenny. Fine, look Kenny, this
is your last chance pal. Now my phones are blowing up.
Let me see here. Hello Wheels, Hey, Josh is Kenny?

Speaker 15 (01:10:17):
Kenny?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
What's that?

Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
Brother?

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Where the hell worry?

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
I called you?

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
I couldn't find you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Man, Kenny, keep my I keep my phone on me
at all times.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
I set it down for one second.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
You give me a call. In fairness, I wouldn't answer
the phone from random numbers either, because they're probably just
people trying to scam you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
This is what I thought too well, as it turns out,
I'm not scamming you. I have shined Down tickets. Do
you want them? Hell? Yeah? All right, good, I'll give
them to you.

Speaker 4 (01:10:42):
I should have left the voice message where was like, Hey,
it's Josh Inness.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I need Amazon gift cards.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Right, Hello, this is Josh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
Hello, I need Amazon gift cards to make sure go big.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
So I've got your wife. She is being held hostage
and the only answer is one thousand dollars in Apple
gift card. Alright, Kenny, all right, Kenny, what is your
last name? All right, well Kitty, I'll get that in
for hold on. Actually, don't tell me that, Kenny. I'll
get that information from you on here. And I want
to ouch you on the air, buddy, thank you. Gonna

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call him? How you got those tickets?

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
Yeah, so just don't answer that question, Kenny.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Yeah. But the show, Yeah, I mean it's gonna be
Kenny and his lady, his side piece. They're gonna get
cold played at the show like Shine Down's gonna be
up there doing like Second Chance and they're gonna show
the crowd.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
And then there's Kenny with some heifery's boning on the side.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
It's gonna go vie. He's gonna hide, you know, he's
gonna hide behind the big old woman that he's banging.
He's like, I wasn't Kenny. That wasn't Kenny. But anyway,
so there you go. Look at that. We've made dreams
come true. Today. Kenny sends me a text. He says,
you said you'd give me shine down tickets. You know
what I did. I gave you shine down tickets, Kenny,
because I care about you. Now, the hope is that

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we actually have these shine down tickets. What's gonna happen
is your wife is going to be like, wait a minute,
it was in the book.

Speaker 4 (01:12:04):
I have a whole stack of them in the book.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
I think we had a whole week where we had
the giveaways that we didn't We just didn't do because
I didn't read the email.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Yeah, so yeah, I think we're okay.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Cody come in here for a second, please, welly around
like a twenty thirty thecond delay out there, lie here,
just go open the door, go tell Cody to come
in here for just a second. Just to make sure,
because I've given away like three pairs of tickets to this. Hey, Cody,
come in here, don't don't be don't be nice about it.
We're on the air here, my wife.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
I'm gonna be nice whenever the later.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
Well, now Mojo is gonna hear you in, bitch. But okay,
she's coming in three minutes. Oh cool. I'm so sorry
that she's so busy, busy, she was busy. Hold on
one second. So I've given away like three pairs of
shine Down tickets today. Okay, do we have three pairs
of shine Down tickets?

Speaker 9 (01:12:53):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
Yeah, the book You're listen, You're You're just you're becoming Mojo.

Speaker 8 (01:12:59):
He just gives away things, whether he has it or not,
and I figure it out there.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
You go.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Good. We're like Mojo with one one thousands of the audience,
but with all the zeal to give away to tickets
when we decide to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
You think they play the Jay Towers promos on Mojo Show.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
They do, they do.

Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
Okay, everybody plays the cross promotes right now?

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Oh wow? Okay, But my problem with the cross promote
is not that it's hey, listen to Christmas music. It
says hey, here's my seven bits I do every morning.
Come listen to us. That's maybe you should be asking
for a cross promote with your bits. And you know
they would tell me, hey, you have no bits. That's
what they would tell me. They say, no, sir, they'd
say who are you? That would be they'd be like

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what station is he on? Like Tony'll be like who's
this guy? Like I'm obvious, Yeah, oh that's my guy.
That does we do Rickti's Impressions together and talk about
Lou Whitaker. Yeah, that's my buddy. But we're good then, okay,
so we're good. So I've given away. Look this guy
text and he said, my thirteen year old daughter wants
to see Shina.

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
Now could you scam? Maybe he doesn't have a thirteen
year old daughter.

Speaker 8 (01:14:02):
His daughter really wants to see Conan Gray and Sarah
and I really listen.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
I want to see Conan Gray because that the Cranberry
song is a jam.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
It is a stone cold James.

Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
He's like, yeah, whatever you say.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
And I want to see Nelly as well, Like who
doesn't want to see Nellie? He got hot in here,
A little air Force one's little number one, little all
that stuff dude, I'm a big nelly guy. I think
I might go to eBay and order like an oversize
like Marshall falk Rams Jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
Oh there you go, and I'll wear it to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Maybe put a band aid under my bed, get a
cardinal's hat.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
It'd be a great look.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
It'd be awesome for me, right, I think it'd really be.

Speaker 8 (01:14:41):
We should set you up on the concourse in a booth.
People can meet Josh and James and see what the
show's about.

Speaker 4 (01:14:46):
This is white Nelly over here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
Everybody can get your picture with white Nelly from from
a who I will sing, shake your tail feather now
all right, so good, we're good to give away those tickets.

Speaker 8 (01:14:58):
Then next week you'll have Pistons tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
So looking, the Pistons should be still on a winning
streak by then, unless we've jinxed it. But they've had
they I think they're going to win the next two.
So they're going to get to thirteen in a row.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
So just saying it's a hot, hot ticket on Josh's
show next yay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
But more importantly, Jay Towers does bits over on w
N I see that you should listen.

Speaker 4 (01:15:19):
Title of the Sexes feeling good in Detroit and the
d O and the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
D feeling good d. I think it's a play on words.
I think that's supposed to be like this.

Speaker 14 (01:15:26):
Oh yeah, very wow, that's very program. All right, anyway,
thank you Coch, thank you. I have a good meeting.
But oh that's so sweet. Look at you say you
left a little note for your wife the other day.
It's like, oh my god, he's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
And then everybody really killed me. You Yeah, I got
it from you. I got it from Crystal. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
But like I just wanted to say I have a
good day, and that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
But she was gone before I had to take off
because to my mother, jut o so sweet he has
in high school? Did you just start dating? No? I mean, like,
that's not the kind of things that people that crapped
out two kids do usually. So the love is still
the fire burns samstra fire still burns hot with you guys.
Is my lusty lady. But she won't cosplay for you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
No, well, I mean she had the cosplay on, but
I think I did something to make her mad that night.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
So all right, that's why she watched the Joker makeup.

Speaker 8 (01:16:18):
He usually ruins it for himself.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
I said something or I behaved inappropriately, and so the
joke joker makeup came off and I was like, we're
gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
No, She's like no, because the joker would never bone
the Riddler.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
This is Weird Jo Show, seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels
Well six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and His Show.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
It is Josh and James.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Hello friends, Glad you guys are hanging out with us today.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
Let's see here. What's going on on the phones?

Speaker 6 (01:16:54):
Hello wheels Hey, good morning, first time call her, first
time listener. Thanks, I am just check throughout for the
first time this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
All right, what do you think?

Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
Well, so far, I think yes, You're absolutely right. They
should not have promoed with that complete promo on your show.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
And see that's what I was saying, like, look, this
is not an anti jay or anti anybody thing. I
love the people here. My point remains that, like, if
you're gonna promote the Christmas music, promote the Christmas music,
but like, hey, come over and listen to all the
wacky bits. Well, I'm over here, you know, gasping for
air like it hit me wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:17:31):
So I'm looking forward to hearing more. I dig the
music you're playing so far, maybe three songs and some
stuff in between. And get your bits, man, find your bits.
You're gonna find them. You're gonna find something that you like,
something that you can hold on to. It doesn't have
to be anybody else's stuff. I hear things from other

(01:17:54):
shows where I go, Man, I hear that in other
stations and other cities and other places.

Speaker 7 (01:18:00):
This is just rip off, rip off, rip off.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Make up your own stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
See this guy gets it.

Speaker 6 (01:18:06):
And I look forward to hearing more.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Well, thank you. I appreciate that. Brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Look at that new member of the JIS Army. I
guess I could have asked you like what I guess
you hung up, But I guess I could have asked you, know.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
Hey, how did you find us? How did you just
discover us?

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
Today?

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
In filtrate the method of discovery correct.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Also a lot of texts are coming and we're looking
for you guys at five one eight eight one. Text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one looking for new members of the Josh Innes
Show Army. Here the Jis Army. Let's see here. This
is Ashley. Nobody wants to listen to Christmas music. That's
why we're listening here. Look, there's a lot of people
that like Christmas music. Actually, I mean that that radio

(01:18:44):
station is going to have a billion listeners. So hey,
rock on. But if you want to rock out with
us here, we appreciate that. Let's see here, Let's see
we talked to Kenny. There's our buddy. Let's see James. Hell. Yeah,
I was wondering when we were going to start enlisting
other recruits in the Jis Army. This is Fred, of course,

(01:19:05):
our friend Fred. You won at the Toolbox party. Let's
see here if you want to give away Shine Down tickets.
My thirteen year old daughter loves him. Okay, well we
did that. We called you. You're the best thing to
happen to Detroit since Jack Morris. Well, I think Tony
Travado may have thoughts on that. I will ask him
if that's true whenever he and I talked later. Josh

(01:19:26):
Will from Ohio. I'm a truck driver and I'm in
Detroit every day. Love the show. Thanks for the laughs
and getting through the morning. Well, thank you very much.
Will from Ohio, the truck driver, So if you guys
want to get in, here's what we need from you.
We need to know that you're a new member with
how did you discover the show? Did you hate the
show at first? Did you like it at first? How
did you find it? Are you on our Facebook or

(01:19:46):
are you on Instagram? We need to know. So text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one. Five to one eight eight one is the text.
You have to text my name Josh and your message
all in the same text, if that makes sense. So
text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one. New members of the JISS Army. I'm
trying to get Casey to give us five bucks here
to get some bumper stickers or something, some windows stickers

(01:20:08):
to let people like, to let people know that you're
a member of the JISS Army. He's like, I don't know.
I think Jay's got all the bomber stickers, so I
don't know if that's true or not. That maybe it is,
maybe it's not. But we're gonna say I'm trying to
get us bumper stickers or shirts or something so people
that listen to the show can let the rest of

(01:20:29):
the world.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Know maybe if there's a listener that works at a
print place that make stickers. Hey, hey, hook it up
on Yeah, so that good call.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Send us a DM, send us a message, whatever, give
us a call, you said. People are messaging our Facebook
page as well. This morning we got positive messages from
Hope Hell Hope.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Hope says, what does she say? She listens to y'all
every morning. Y'all make me laugh. She usually hates talk radio,
but y'all hook me.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
We got her. Yeah, we got you, I got hooked,
got her. Hope got Hope. We've hooked Hope. We've hooked Hope.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
We got her.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
That's good. Well, we appreciate you, Hope. You're very wonderful,
and we appreciate you for listening to our little radio
program here. So thank you very much. So, if you'd
like to get in via the text, do that, or
you can call the phone numbers eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh sixty seven and the text is
five one eight eight one. Text my name Josh and
your message in the same message. Are you new to
the show? Do you like the show? Do you hate

(01:21:23):
the show? Are you telling your friends about the show?
We need you enlisted in the jiss army because it's
coming up on Gistmas, and a great Gistmas miracle would
be if we start getting listeners to our show. So
tell your friends about it. If you the greatest gift
we could ever receive. And now here's sublime. I mean
he's scared. He's scared. The female art of me.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I mean, look at him.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
He's scary. One of six point seven Detroit's wheels. That
was from that goat story earlier today. And my mom
running outside with a knife.

Speaker 5 (01:21:54):
Is your mom brought a knife?

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Yeah, she brought a knife trying to get it to him.
She's so scared of handle move, so she brought the
knife found to take the goat. She's like, look out, Goat,
here comes my mom, and she's gonna take your ass out.
If I could. Goat just bites the knife and eats it.
He's like, yeah, now what he's like, Michael Meyers just
like looks and turns his head like is this all
you got? This is all you got? Friend?

Speaker 12 (01:22:16):
You're always giving it to me him.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
That's true, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:22:20):
I told you earlier today when we were talking about this.
So this this Jessica Dubnak found a dog during a
live shot, like a dog just wandered up while she
was doing a live shot, which is, you know, kind
of cool.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
You could argue kind of serendipitous in a way.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
And then she uh like she didn't keep the dog.
She I think she kept the dog for a night
and took it to a shelter. And I don't know
what her situation is. I'm not trying to judge. Everybody's
got their own situation. But as you and I talked about,
that is like serendipity. That is that is the Earth,
that is the universe telling you that this is your dog.
And I guess technically when you find a dog, there's

(01:22:55):
a hole that most shelters for like a week to
see if someone claims the dog. But if I were
this chick, I just be like, I'm taking this dough, this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
Is my dog now dog. But then what if you
did take the dog home? Maybe it's Michael Chip, Maybe
it actually has an owner. Maybe yeah, home with the
rightful person. That's true. Maybe the dog is sensed that
Jessica was like gonna be kind hearted and helping him
find his owner.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
It could be and it could just be a straight
dog though, could just be a dog living on the
mean streets of the d Yeah, there's a lot of
those out there. I don't know, but I mean still
like I feel like that's the the universe telling you, like, hey,
this is your dog now, Like I'm your dog now, pal,
deal with it all right, let's see here, let's go
to the phones. Hello Wheels, it's.

Speaker 7 (01:23:33):
Your favorite person, Josh is Daryl?

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
Daryl?

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
Brother Meson? Just wrapped up in my training?

Speaker 5 (01:23:39):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:23:39):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Are you gonna get that CDL license?

Speaker 7 (01:23:42):
You know I am?

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
That's badass, brother. How are the kids today?

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
I only have one today?

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Oh? God?

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Like one kid on the bus?

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
Well it was in the car, the car Trasport today.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Ah, I didn't know that was a thing. Well how
about that? Yeah, Daryl. Let me ask you a question,
quick question. Since you listen to show every day, why
do you think the people that like run the radio station?
Why do you feel they don't have strong support for
the show? Like, but why do you think that is?

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
You know what? Josh? I really thought about this because
you guys been on my mind. Good morning James as well.
I would love to see you guys bring people on
the show and do like posts Puck Show hosts and
stuff like that, because I feel like if you had
another voice, like special guests, appearances or something like that,

(01:24:34):
ratings will go up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
With you guys. Do you have anybody you can suggest?

Speaker 7 (01:24:37):
Don't have what you guys got?

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Like, what would you like? Who's a guest you'd like
to hear?

Speaker 7 (01:24:43):
I would prefer myself.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Well, this isn't all about you now, Darryl.

Speaker 7 (01:24:49):
Well, because honestly, Josh, we have a lot in common.
And by the way, you killed Dad Lucas on I
was like, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
See.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Somebody notice that's that's I needed one. Now you've brought
my spirits up today, Darryl.

Speaker 7 (01:25:05):
Yeah, you killed it. And I'm gonna give you a clue.
You liked my post. I wore number seven black and red.
And you guys are the best in the world. Look,
I am one of your followers.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Oh totally, I know. And actually James showed me that
too early when we left through the Facebook, so I
appreciate that, brother.

Speaker 7 (01:25:27):
Yeah, so I definitely want to give you guys the
best common in the world. And still I feel like,
you know you guys, these other radio stations are just blah.
You guys are just the best.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Thank you, Daryl. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:41):
Brother. I will make sure to run down the hall
and tell Casey that we have Daryl on our side
and we need more guests, including Daryl.

Speaker 7 (01:25:49):
Man. I would love to come down there and just
talk with you guys and give you guys the biggest
prop and put you on the platform and expand, because
that's what it's about, expanding.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
And working like to like more high school kids.

Speaker 7 (01:26:03):
No, no high school kids. Then we didn't even know
what to do with you guys, Like they wouldn't even
know our lango, they wouldn't know nothing about nothing. They
would just be like Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, as I.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Feel you well, thank you Daryl. Hey, I appreciate it, man,
and thank you for all the love.

Speaker 7 (01:26:25):
Dude always bro y'all guys rock, stay up.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
Thank you brother. But what if this is set up
and he wants to kill us?

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Oh what if this is like a slug Worth situation
and like he's he's infiltrating from like like Big Jim
is trying to send somebody over to like this guy
loves you, and then he gets up here and he
kills us.

Speaker 4 (01:26:43):
Would I mean, hey, we'd get we'd make some headlines.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
We finally make news. Yeah, we would get some headline.
We'd be petrified. We'd be like those dudes with the
ground and my mom wouldn't be here with a.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Knife though, so we'd be trouble. And I don't think
the Mojo guys could be bothered to help us, so
we'd be dead. That would be dead. So I don't
think that's the case with Daryl. I think Darryl's legit,
but you never know, you never know what if Daryl
takes our asses at he comes out, he's like, butters
us up, Can I come up to the station and
do a show with you? Like sure, Darryl, you're a

(01:27:18):
big fan. And then he comes up here and he
goes while I got you here, and then stabs us
like right, and look, shit, I don't know Daryl.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
No, not Darryl, not my race, No, not Darryl.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
He could be the first dude.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
We make so much news and then we'd get like
pity Hall of Fame votes to make listen, let's put
these guys in and they got murdered on the air.
I mean we'd be legendary, Like I'm sure people have
killed themselves on the radio, like jumped off a bridge
or something. But we'd be the first ones to ask no.
Maybe we wouldn't. Trying to think. I'm trying to think
of all my days of looking at rotten dot com,
I never see the video of somebody getting on the radio.

(01:28:01):
I don't know. Now I have seen videos now if
you want to see some gruesome stuff, if you're into
weird stuff, there's a very famous video of a gentleman.
He was in Pennsylvania. Forgot the damn dude's name now,
but he killed himself on live TV. Like he's doing
a press conference, pulls a gun out and just shoots
himself on live TV. I forgot that Bud Dwyer. His

(01:28:22):
name was Bud Dwyer.

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
I understand that this is not an uplifting story to
tell you guys today, but it is true that a
guy by the name of Bud Dwyer actually killed himself.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
On live television. That was in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
He was a politician in Pennsylvania and he got embroiled
in some sort of scandal and he goes up and
he's doing a press conference about said scandal. And then
while he's up there, he ends up, he shoots himself,
and like it. I've never seen anything like this. When
I moved to Pennsylvania, people told me about this. They're like, listen,
you've got to see this video. Do you have a
copy of the tape in your backpack over there? No,

(01:28:58):
I'm looking for something else. I'm trying to find the
VHS copy from Rotten dot Com a bud Dwire hold on. Well, well,
I'm sure we can find a VCR somewhere around here.
We can pop it in. There's my bottle of fireball.
Bottle of fireball in my No, I was looking for
something else, but I can't find the damn thing. Now, darn.
I had something that had nothing to do with this,

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but I was gonna see if I could find it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
Trying to find my members my membership card to the
bud Dwire fan club.

Speaker 4 (01:29:25):
There I found what I was looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Oh there we go.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
Okay, oh your napkin, Yes, just have a liverico up.
Thank you for outing me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
But anyway, yes, so that'll be uh, that'll be our
boy when he gets up here. When he gets up here,
like we're like, he's cool, he's one of us. And
then like we got him and it's just me. Darryl
Dings like changes good door closes in the studio and
the mister on I feel like the beginning of the
original Twilight Zone movie where he's sitting next to Dan
Akroyd on the plane or oh no, he's in the car.

(01:29:57):
It was the opening scene there in the car and
he thinks he's new normal and then he goes, you
want to see something really scary and he's like, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
That could be him. All right, Anyway, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
So if you ever want, just look up Bud Dwyer
and you'd see a really fed up video.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
There's another one.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
Now I'm all like down like Faces of Death type
wormhole year ago. But there's another video, and this is
out of Louisiana. This is a very famous one. This
one's on YouTube, I think where this guy like his
son was like kidnapped essentially by like his karate instructor
and then like you know, he kidnapped him and took
him to another state and then they finally found the
kid and they brought him back. So they had the

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bad guy at the airport in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, and
he's walking through and the dad is on a payphone,
and when the guy walks by, handcuffed, the.

Speaker 4 (01:30:47):
Dad shoots the guy. Oh the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
That was in the eighties. I think that look up,
Jody plowsh that video is actually because it was on
like one of those shows that like it was on
a real TV show. They showed it, so not like
faces of Evil or of death. So do that look
that p l a u c h E, Jody g
j O d Y p l a u c E.
And this guy he's walking through the airport that got

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him cuffed, and the dad is standing at a payphone
and he sees them come by pal plugs the guy.
So that's fast. We'll watch that during the commercial. All right,
it's the Josh Ennis Show. Welcome in everybody. We're glad
you're part of our world. And just to cleanse everybody's palate,
I'll play this. Also, I think there's a very good

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possibility my whole thing is frozen here.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
So let's see if this commercial will play.

Speaker 6 (01:31:43):
All right, the Josh Ennis Show on one Oho six
point seven double l l Z.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Well, I'll six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show.
That is Ozzy Osbourne and Mama, I'm coming home. I
am Josh. He is James. Got a text here that says, Josh,
this is Jason from wood Haven. Loved the show, stumbled
on the show when Josh was two weeks in and
been a fan since. You guys are funny and I've
been listening every morning. The number of texts I get

(01:32:11):
from people that are like, hey, man, just stumbled upon
the show. Yes wild. I mean, they certainly didn't see
any billboards or anything there let him know about it.
Those are expensive, and they certainly didn't hear a promo
during the Christmas music to let him know about it.
But thank you for stumbling in. The number of people
like the guy who called earlier that we forgot to
ask how he found the show. He's like, I just
heard your show today.

Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
It's a good thing. These people are channels, are I know,
stumbling in.

Speaker 8 (01:32:34):
A lie and sew it again.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
On the table, just stumbling in. I am the doc
of soft Rock after all. Trademark posted a picture yesterday
of the legendary doc of Rock and the doc of
Soft Rock I am him.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
Yeah, it's a public we never got to Yeah, we'll
talk about it tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
Oh, you're right. I popped into the pot luck though
everybody was out there, and I was recording some stuff
in here, and then I walked down people are eating,
and like, I just don't think people want to be
around me. That's like my mental thing. So I just
kind of like I will just do my work in
here while people are eating. Like I don't know why
I am this way. I just assume people don't like me,
and I think they I'm broken in that way, Like

(01:33:24):
I am broken. That's why I would say that that
is my toxic trait, among others, like a I have
like a mount rush of the money, I have a
mount right, what is my mount Rushmore of my toxic traits,
but one of them is I just assume people don't
like me, So I just like, in my mind, I'm
like they'd rather me.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
Not be around so I just kind of hang out
and keep to myself.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
But then what ends up happening is they all didn't
think I'm a dick because I don't do anything, and
I'm like, that's not how I am. I'm not like
a mean person. I just assume that you don't want
to talk with me. Like I've had bosses, that are like,
people think you're aloof I'm like, but why in my mind,
I'm like, why would they want to talk with me?
I gotch Why would somebody care to talk with me?
I'm the guy over here, no one knows who exist.

(01:34:05):
Like again, I'm just telling you what's in my mind.
So I'm like, why would these people even want to
talk with me? Mojo's out here, He's all gregarious and
he's got all the listeners and they flock to him.
He's like Danny freaking Zuko. He walks out there. Everybody's like,
tell me more, tell me more, and I'm over. I'm like, Rizzo,
did you get through summer Loven? Yeah? Rizzo's like yeah, man,
it was cool, you know, Like it's like Danny, what

(01:34:26):
were you? Like?

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
How was the beach?

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
He goes, man, it was he was flipping and he
was great man. And I'm like, you know, I'm over here,
like like, hey, what were you up to? I'm like,
I'm like Rizzo, I'm over in the corner, like smoking.
There are worse things I could do, Like I'm the
Rizzo of this situation. Everybody's like, wow, some deadbeat knocked

(01:34:48):
up Rizzo. I'm like Hey, each you had at Zuko.
I'm over here smoking, like what are you doing? Like
that's me?

Speaker 4 (01:34:56):
So I don't know what to tell you. So so
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
This this may be my favorite bid ever. We put
grease characters to everybody in the building. Okay, we can't
count Jay Towers because he's not.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
In the building that often. So what we would do
here is we would.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Go so like, obviously Danny Zuko is moj is the
John Travolta character, correct, Yeah, okay, so he would be.
It's like he's like the leader and everybody kind of
flocks to him.

Speaker 3 (01:35:28):
Majority of the audience probably knows the characters by name
of some of the younger generation that maybe they're checking
out the show. We might have to say, hey, this
is this character. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:35:37):
But like, he's no doubt the Danny Zuko of this party.
Absolutely when he walks in or like even like the Fonds,
if you wanted to go with another he like like
Mojo walks in and he hits the jukebox, puts his
thumbs up. He's like, hey, ritchie, mister c you know,
he does the.

Speaker 4 (01:35:51):
Whole, the whole she bang. So that war the Roses
starts playing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
That would mean all the people around him are like
the like the t birds. Yes, basically, so that's what they're,
the tea birds. That's who they are. But so you're
describing what the tea birds are. I appreciate that for
the people who don't know. But like, so he so
like Kevin would be like, he's like Kanicky, Like who's this? Well,
Kanicky is the right hand man, So who would be
the KANICKI here, I guess Kevin, like Kevin's like the

(01:36:17):
number two or or I get you, Kevin, Shannon can
be lady Kanicky like, look, look, ladies can do stuff. Now,
this is very progressive. So I would say that Shannon's
like Kanicky.

Speaker 9 (01:36:28):
Right, so he's like, hey, Zuko, you know, hey, I
was wondering if maybe you could be Rebecca but thunder
Road like that type of deal.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
All right, So Shannon would be Kanicky.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
That would make like Kevin like putsy, and that would
make like, I don't know, Zach would be like uh
or no, Anna, Anna's like the core four as they
call it, So that would make Anna like who's the
what are the names of the other guy? Who's the
blonde haired guy? There's putsy, there's uh, there's the other guy.
There's how am I drawing a blank on the the guy?

(01:37:00):
I should know this kind of stuff. I don't know
why I should know this kind of stuff, but I
should know this kind of stuff. So there's that. Okay,
So so the obvious answer, here's the blonde guy Duty
is that the name who's Duty?

Speaker 4 (01:37:14):
There's a guy named Duty in Greece?

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
Is that the who's that? He's like, he's like, we
gotta she's got to put out before she gets it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Hey, that type of deal.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
So basically all the tea birds are them like they're
like the elite crew of people.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
So like they're the tea birds, and then like you
look at me.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Maybe like Bianca could be like one of the pink ladies.
She'd be like who would be the uh, who would be?
What's that Frenchy? Who's Frenchy? Like the wiser old stage
that just basically is always in high school and you
don't know why. Yes she is. She's the beauty school dropout.
Your story sad to tell a teenage Ne're too well,

(01:37:55):
most mixed up, non delinquent on the block. Your future
so clear? Now, what's left of your career now, so
she'd be like that. She would be Frenchy and then
and then like as far as our show goes, I
would be like, I'm clearly Rizzo, like like no one
likes me, and like when like Rizzo sings her song,

(01:38:15):
everyone fast forwards it through in Greece, like no one
sits through Rizzo's song. They're like, let's move on to
grease Lightning. This is boring. So that would be me.
I would be a Rizzo. That would make you one
of the other pink ladies. I guess, yeah, maybe you're Frenchie. No,
I don't know Jan. Maybe you're Jan, you know, like
the one. Oh no, you're Marty Marishchino, like the Cherry.

(01:38:38):
And then that would make Casey, I guess would be
like the principle that plays the little xylophone when school starts.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
Maybe he'd be the principle.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic suppata
like that would be That could be Casey. Boy, I'm
gonna be the chick with the big tails that would
be hold on? Is that Jan? Is that the character
name one that does the one that you're Jan? Okay,
so you're Jan? Uh and then you know, Cody can

(01:39:07):
be Marty Marischino like the Cherry Boy. This was good.
I'm glad.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
This was cathartic in a way.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Good. I'm glad.

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
So we've discovered that your knowledge of the movie Grease and.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
A past life, I was extremely gay, not even just
like maybe maybe not like in a past life. I
was like Liberaci in a past life. But yeah, So anyway,
now that you've done that, maybe tomorrow we will say
which characters we are in Chicago and other other musicals.

Speaker 4 (01:39:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Oh yeah, now we're partying. I know that Rob's supposed
to get in here, but what does it matter. We're
having a good time. The Grease Mega mix the reason
why I know so many of these songs. There's a
band Less Than Jake, but I don't know album where
they just covered songs from Greece.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
I think i'd like Less than Jake. Should the album?

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Is it like metal? Or like, no, it's God's Scott Scott. Yeah,
so pop punk with some horns. Oh that's fun. Be
like who's a good ska band? Like Who's the Big Mountain?
Or something like who did Baby the Baby? I Love
Your Way cover? They were a ska band, rightly, I
have no idea whom I who's the big the big
ska band though the Mighty Money Boston, Mighty Mighty Bottom

(01:40:26):
they were they considered Scott oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
Or did they had a guy that's skanking on stage
during the whole proforance.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
True, he's the boss tone, that's true, and that's Mojo.
He's up there. And then like, you know, wait, who
is Sandy? I mean, does Shannon or maybe Jay Towers
is Sandy? Jay Towers would be Sandy, yeah, because he's
like the co lead of this whole thing. Because obviously
it can't be sure. I mean it could be Steve Harvey.
It's true, but it's not so yeah, so Jay Towers

(01:40:53):
within that case then.

Speaker 4 (01:40:54):
Have to be.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Boy. This is good.

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
I'm glad we did this. What Grease Mega mix?

Speaker 1 (01:41:03):
Is this? I don't know. I've never heard no damn
piano and the Grease Mega mix. All of a sudden,
it's like it's like become like now it sounds like
the cherry popping Daddy's yea, what is this? Like someone's
wearing like a fourteen feet long zuit suit like one
of the original kings of comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
Like Bernie Back or something. What do we do with hats?

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Can we get to the other grease songs? I used
to sing grease songs in karaoke, man, like I'd go
up and do grease. The Frankie Valley song. Okay, Sandy Boy,
Sandy's a good song. Yeah, So we should just start
calling Mojo Danny and see if he notices. It's just

(01:41:49):
our little inside joke. Oh hey Danny, Hey Daddy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:53):
And he'll put me aside. Okay, guys calling me Dan, Like,
what's the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
Is there something I don't know?

Speaker 9 (01:41:57):
Yes, a bit, you don't know a lot, fuel injection,
cut up and chrome.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
I've seen Greece in the theater, like each time it's
come back out, So like I'll go out there and
I'll do the do the dance move. I'll do the
like when you do this one like you do the
bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum Go. Grease
spans across grease. Lightning, go Grease, Lightning, Go grease, Lightning.
You're close to do the heat left freeze Lightning, go grease,

(01:42:31):
light You are supreme. The Chicks of Cream for Greece. Lightning,
Go go go go, Go, Go go go go go.

Speaker 4 (01:42:39):
That's good stuff. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
So are you in your high school musical of Greece
or no? They told me I can't sing. Can you
believe that? I can't believe it. They said, no, you
can't sing. Look at you.

Speaker 6 (01:42:51):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
Let's hanging out a radio.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
I'm singing for seven people on w LZ, one of
whom is in here, and the other who has to
listen because he's the program director. There's five others. Yeah,
thank you guys, and Darryl Eryl he's one of them.
And the people I've bribed with shine down tickets. Boy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
So anyway, so the new game is that we call
Mojo Danny or Zuo.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Kazu, Hey, Zuke. Just see how long it takes to note, Hey,
she's gotta put out before.

Speaker 4 (01:43:21):
She even gets in zoo, Hey, how was the action.

Speaker 1 (01:43:24):
At the beach?

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
Just asked?

Speaker 1 (01:43:25):
It only does ask him questions that we're asked to.
Danny Zooke would be so confused. He's like, am I
having a stroke?

Speaker 4 (01:43:35):
What is happening here? These new guys.

Speaker 3 (01:43:39):
I'm gonna go talk to Tony like it's not working
out with these new guys, Like I'm uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
They kept asking me how the action pleas at the beach, like,
I know you like to talk with him about Lou Whitaker, but.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
We asked, hey, how was Chockshaw. He's like what, like, yeah,
the best danswer at Saint Bernadette's with the worst reputation.

Speaker 6 (01:44:02):
Like.

Speaker 4 (01:44:07):
Okay, Well, on that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Note, at least we amuse ourselves and believe that's all
that matters. All right, So tomorrow, well, hold on, I
guess I can tell you what you can hear tomorrow
on the show.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
Hold on a second, let's see.

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But anyway, all right, we will see you Manyana