Mel's Mount Rushmore of Mastu**ation Music

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Said Josh inn Is Show on one six point seven
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
A Ran Welcome in. It is six ten better late
than never, right, Yeah, so Josh inn Is show, Josh
and James, Welcome in to the party, kiddos. Glad you're
with us. How are you, James? I'm good. It's Friday Eve.
Yes it is. That's what they say on uh you know,
like different coffee cups and stuff. Yeah, there's always some

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sort of like is it Friday? Well it was Friday. Hey.
Look there's a meme of a cat dangling from a
tree hanging there. It's almost Friday. Yeah, it's much more
like it. We're almost there, almost there, almost to the weekend,
which I mean, just as busy this weekend. But well sorry,
it's okay. No alarm going off at four am, though,

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here you go. I actually went to sleep damn near
ten o'clock last night, so we slept for like seven hours. Wow,
I'm spunky today. Hey, well rested. I am well rested.
I have a tea this morning? Oh wow, so even
had time to stop and get a tea? Well, I
mean I got here late, but so yeah, technically I
guess I did made it. Yeah, I'm here. We're ready

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As we're trying to build this monster because we must win.
There is no try only do or do not. That's true,
but we need to do and we need to do.
We do, they do not is in the hands of
the people that sign the checks. Correct. So what do
we have today, Well, this has been a week where
we've had no giveaways because they're like, listen, we're gonna

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let you take a break because you've been giving away
this Toolbox Party invite for the last month because austin
all of our prize expenses on the Toolbox party, so
we have nothing left to give. Correct, We'll give them
humor do them as you can, do the best you
can to amuse the kids. Don't use any copyrighted music,
do not do that. But other than that, you're good

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to go. All right, so we'll do sports here in
just a few minutes. We do Rocked and Loaded every
morning at this time, usually closer to I don't know,
six oh five, but again I forgot to delete a
couple songs, so we got in very late. Now here's
one that some of you may not know or some
of you may know. It is an underrated gem from

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a band called Rat. It's kind of towards the end
of the Rat run, so it's not like round and
Round and like you know, Yah and Lave and jams
like that, although those are solid. This is more of
a very late eighties hair metally pop rocky song that
just kicks ass. And some of you may not know it.

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The song is called love and use that dirt mean job.
Anybody remember this one? Let me know, and if you've
never heard it, you'll love it after you hear.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Let's go the Josh Show sport Ah.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Alright, let's see what we have this morning. First off,
Trek Scoogle wins his second consecutive cy Young, which just
means more money, more money, more money that the Tigers
are not going to pay him, which I am okay with.
We'll get into that a little bit more in detail later,
but uh, Scooble wins his second consecutive CY Young. He

(03:32):
becomes the first repeat winner of the award since Pedro
Martinez in two thousand. Back when men pitched, back when
pitching was a man's game, and if you pitch less
than eight innings you were a jump before you could
just have the tank emptied out. Yeah, back but back
in the days, like when guys didn't walk to their
manager and said, hey, I emptied the tank in Game

(03:53):
five of a tight playoff series, Game five that ended
up going like seventeen freaking innings. Scooble did get twenty
six of the thirty votes. Paul Schemes was the unanimous
nl cy Young Award winner. So Scooble back to back
Cy Young Awards, and the Dodgers are gonna love him,
probably if I had to kiss. The Dodgers, the Yankees,

(04:15):
the Mets, somebody that's gonna pay a pitchers five hundred
million dollars will really enjoy him. And I know that
people will dump on the Tigers if they don't, But
the Tigers would be dumb, would be stupid to pay
five hundred million or four hundred and fifty million dollars
for a dude that plays once a week. Like, when
you really break it down that way, you're paying four

(04:36):
hundred something million dollars for a guy that appears in
like a fifth or sixth of your games. Talk about
how preposterous that is. This isn't like, oh, this is
a day in, day out player who plays one hundred
and fifty games a year. It's a guy that plays
in like thirty some odd games of the year and
then begs out of the biggest game of the year
because he's emptied the tank. So dude's good. Back to

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back cy Young's would prove that I'm not telling you
he's not. What I am telling you is I would
not pay him four hundred something million dollars. Now it's
not my money, but I ain't doing that. Like you're
basically like screwing the rest of your team to have
a guy that plays once a week. It's stupid, Like,
go build a team of really good players. Now, the
problem is the Tigers probably won't do that either. But

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if the Tigers were like, hey, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna take you know, the fifty million a year
we'd be paying schooble and pay you know, five really
good players or something. Then you go, hey, good move.
They probably won't do either, and therein lies the rub.
Let's see, the Spartans football program is on three years
probation and will vacate fourteen wins due to recruiting violations

(05:44):
that occurred during mel Tucker's era. Oh, of course that's
not the most egregious thing. That would be the masturbating
on the phone that would with that lady, which would
be mel Tucker's biggest downfall. That's why he doesn't have
that job anymore. But I find this to be preposterous
as well, because recruiting violations that happened just what like

(06:05):
two years before nil where dudes are getting paid to
play now, Like, I think we should go back retroactively
and take away every recruiting violation and punishment that happened
to anybody in the past because now they don't exist anymore.
I think that's a fair, that's a fairst that's it's dumb,
like Reggie Bush right, like they took away as Heisman
back in the mid two thousands or whatever because of

(06:26):
recruiting violations. These dudes are literally picking the school they
go to based on who's giving them the most money. Now,
who's getting the biggest NIL deal? And I know that
technically this isn't a school thing, is Innil's are done
through different you know, athletic foundations and donors and whatever.
I don't care, Like I don't even like mel Tucker
and I don't think he was a very good coach whatever,

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but like to take fourteen wins away. First of all,
the wins happened, So if you take them away, who cares?
Everybody watched the games. That's number one. But number two
like like Michigan State, Michigan, any School Central, any of
these schools are using nil to try to get players. So,
I mean, three years ago, this was no bad job.
But now it's like, oh well now everything's fine, you

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can go pay guys, and now we're gonna punish people
for paying dudes to play three years ago. Like it's stupid, silly. Now, look,
the Michigan State football program blows anyway, whether or not
they lose wins or not. I mean, their coach is
a dope, and there's a bunch of other factors, but
still I think that's stupid. Also, the Pistons won again
last night, maybe eight in a row, as they beat
the Bulls one twenty four to one thirteen. Seven of

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the key players didn't play. They were all conveniently hurt
or dealing with injuries for the Pistons, which I think,
really the league should investigate this because and look, I
get that they won and people went, but imagine you
spent money to go watch the Pistons. In like half
an hour before the game starts, you find out that
anybody with a name on the team is not playing. Well,

(07:55):
the jersey and everything's not even in the game. Literally,
any player that's worth of damn didn't play. Now, granted
they still scored one hundred and twenty four points, but
like there's something fishy there obviously, and if they're trying
to stop this load management stuff that's fishy, keep an
eye on that, would you? League? Thank you? And that
was sports.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
It's a Josh in his show on one of six
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Speaker 2 (08:18):
LLZ Detroit's Wheels one of six point seven Detroit's Wheels,
Josh and his show and is Josh and James This Morning,
Hello the Pope pass his favorite movies. He's listed his
favorite movies of all time. Oh, my passion of the
Christ right up there. Pulp fiction. Really, Wow, the bull's down.
That would be awesome. It would be my dreams. Like

(08:39):
Boogie Nights is actually my favorite movie of all time
from the pope. This is the Pope speaking, And my
favorite movie all time is uh Showgirls. I love Showgirls
a big, big Elizabeth Berkeley fan. I loved her. He
loved her and Saved by the Bill. He's like, listen,
I didn't think she'd be able to make the transition

(09:00):
Saved by the Bell to adult themed films. But show
Girls really hit everything I love and it was campy
and it was perfect. Again, that's the Pope speaking. You're
not me and topless ladies. He look, the Pope loves
topless ladies, like like once you become the pope or
even like you're in the religious world. This is a
legit question, and it might sound stupid. Are you allowed
to watch rated our cinema? Ooh rated R? I don't

(09:23):
like I'm not saying that to be like, oh what
if I'm not trying to deliberately sound stupid. I might
just sound stupid on my own here, but like, what
are you allowed to do our priests allowed to watch
rated R movies. I think you're probably allowed to do it.
It might be frowned upon, you know, but I don't
think there's anything in the Bible that says you can't
watch our rated cinema. But but what if there's a
there's unseemly material in there, Like what if it's like,

(09:46):
you know, a movie that's that's like sexual in nature
or something like that. I mean maybe as long as
you're asking for forgiveness while it's on, you're okay. Well
it's the pope, so I know that's the big thing
in the Catholic world, you know. And if I were
the Pope, I'd be like, you know what, I'll watch
what I want to watch on the pope. Yeah, I'm powerful.
Like you want to stop me, go ahead and stop me.
Would you rather me be like some of these other
guys in the local areas doing what they're doing, or

(10:07):
would you rather be watch my my? You don't got
to cover up what I'm doing. No, I'm just watching
the movie. I'm just watching Nightmare on Elm Street three,
the Dream Warriors. It's Halloween. That's my favorite horror movie.
Do you want to be like Father o'flannagan over here.
You know what he did, and the reason the world
doesn't is because I stepped in and made sure nobody

(10:29):
found out. So if I want to watch my stories,
you let me watch my stories. This is the best
sermon I've been to. Threw him in him with him.
But no, the Pope's favorite movie is It's a Wonderful Life.
Oh okay, so yeah, checks out. I actually I hadn't

(10:49):
even seen It's a Wonderful Life until a few years ago. Really,
and then I watched it and I'm like just sobbing,
like exactly, he's good. He's the richest man of down.
We spoke to you, it did. I really enjoyed it,
like I had never watched it in its entirety. Part
of it's because it's in black and white. Those are
are hard to watch. And it's like, this might be

(11:09):
a me problem. I have a hard time following black
and white movies because I think everybody's the same person.
Oh really, So when I watched them, I'm like, I'm
fairly I don't I can't tell these guys apart. It's
like when you watch a mobster movie and all the
guys run together. Well, yeah, I mean they're also telling
guys and dudes with the hair slick bag. Yeah, I'm like,
which one are you? Are you Nikki orre you Tommy?
Like I don't know which one you are?

Speaker 4 (11:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
And that's how I am with black and white movies too.
I have a hard time following black and white movies
because I don't know who is who in the black
and white movie. I think I'm able to determine who's who.
I just don't enjoy it because I live a life
of color exactly, you know what? Plain Another one of
his favorite movies is The Sound of Music. Oh, come on,
it's gonna be all these like this is not even
really the Pope's favorite movies. There's no way. These are

(11:53):
just the only movies they have in the Catholic Church
archive that they can watch. This is all they allow
them to Sound of Music. H Yeah, let's see. So well.
One of his favorite movies is Ordinary People, which is
a psychological drama starring Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore.
That's in his list. It's a Beautiful Life is one

(12:15):
of them with Roberto Benini. But yeah, his favorite movie though,
of all time, is It's a Wonderful Life followed by
the sound of music, and this is the new Pope
that was like from Chicago. Yeah, this is Pope Leo.
He who has video evidence of him being at the
World Series. You see that one like from like they
love him in Chicago because there's actual, like a crowd

(12:36):
shot of him at one of the World Series games
in two thousand and five, when the White Sox won
the World Series, they show a crowd shot on Fox
and there's this guy who, twenty years later would become
the Pope. That's wild, it really is. It's really freaking wild.
It's like that documentary on Netflix about the guy that
was accused of murder that was at the Dodgers game

(12:57):
and the only reason he got exonerated is because you
see him in the background of an episode of Curb
Your Enthusiasm. Oh oh yeah, yeah yeah remember that story. Yeah,
the Pope. He didn't kill anyone as far as we know.
I'm not accusing him. I'm just saying I don't know.
I don't want to just be presumptuous, but there so,
the Pope's favorite movie is It's a Wonderful Life. It
is not Jungle Fever like I thought it was. That

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was my first gass, Like I could see a situation
where my man's really into spike Lee joints. You see that,
Like he has movie nights. He's over there. We're gonna
watch Do the Right Thing now. Spike Le's got a
new movie out, Sister Mary. Get over here, Sister Mary.
We're watching He Got Game tonight. Have a seat. We
gotta see what happens with Jesus Shuttlesworth. We'll follow this

(13:41):
up with The Basketball Diaries Leonardo DiCaprio Classic. We're gonna
watch a movie about Leonardo DiCaprio being a high school
basketball player hooked on smack. She's like, I don't really
want to watch this. I want to watch the You
will shut out, Sister Mary. Catherine were the Pope. We're
doing research for this soun morning sermon, shut up, damn

(14:03):
you woman. So yeah, I don't know if that's how
the Pope talks. I'm gonna guess he doesn't, but he might.
I don't know, he might be a sassy pope. He
could be you know, behind the scenes. You don't know.
You don't know, all right, So in sports, you're going
to hear from Scott Boris who is the agent of
Trek Schouble. Both of these men are going to be
very very very rich. Well they're already very very rich,

(14:24):
but they're going to be super richer here in the
coming months, more than likely maybe coming weeks. And Scott
Boris basically became a doctor sue so almost like he
just starts making weird rhymes when he saw funny. There
you go, we'll have that for you coming up in sports.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Josh in his show one six Boy seven WLLZ.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
A song that was originally supposed to be about an
interracial couple, but they thought it was true to this
gay although I don't know if I totally believe that,
but it's just easy now for John Mel and Cam
to be like, hey, by the way, that song was
supposed to be about an interracial couple, but they wouldn't
let me do it. It's easy to say that in
twenty twenty five. I'm just saying the Josh inn Is
show spoys. So who even really knows? Now Jackie was

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gonna be a football star. I'll tell you who's a
baseball star. Trek Scoobel, sure is. He could have bought
like one thousand of Jackies cars, because probably a lot
more of those because he just won his second consecutive
cy Young, the first repeat winner since Pedro Martinez in

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two thousand. He got twenty six of the thirty votes,
so he was not unanimous. Paul Skeens was a unanimous
winner in the National League. Do you find Paul Skeene's girlfriend,
Livy Dunn to be attractive? I gotta look her up. Well,
she's a gymnast, she went to LSU. She's very famous
for basically being pretty and being an influencer. But and
I say this with all due respect, I watched her

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on college game day once and she just has like
fimbot qualities to me, Like, basically she's there and she's pretty,
but she adds absolutely nothing. I got you. She's just
some arm candy. Yeah, I mean she's a very attractive woman,
absolutely yeah. So but and like and Paul Skans really
isn't that attractive of a guy. But I mean, when
you win cy Young's and Rookies of the Year and

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all that, we're pulling in those big MLB bucks. Yeah,
that'll do it. So Schooble, now with two consecutive cy
Young Awards, he's going to get paid my friends. Let's
hear from his agent. His agent is Scott Boris, and
here is this is just intriguing audio from Scott Boris

(16:41):
at the I thinks, at the where is this at
the winter meetings maybe? And he's discussing how Detroit fans
feel about school, well, basically laying out the ground work
for why he should get paid a lot of cash.
All we know is that the.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Fans and Detroit want the Tigers to build a Terrek Barrick.
You know they uh, you know, little Caesars running around
town saying sy side. So it's, uh, it's it's a
kind of thing where he's he's built a base.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
My question here there's also a minute more of this
guy making wacky baseball and local Detroit puns. Is this
how he does business? Like when he goes into negotiate contracts,
maybe when he knows he's got like a big ball player,
that he's he's at the advantage. Yeah, he does. He
gets a little cocky. He like walks in there, he's
talking to the illages and he's like, well, you know,

(17:39):
you know, knock knock, who's there? Trek scooble, Trek scoobl
Who Trek scoobl kicks ass. Yeah, you're like what I look,
I referenced little teaser. He's making it local, He's localizing it.
He's like he said, size sigh.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Obviously everywhere they go they know it's Schooble day.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
They are understand that that that organization is substantially different.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
If he's not there and he's still going, he's got
he's got some more coming.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
You know, we we uh when when you're in these
situations and you go through it, all we know is
that we hear mostly from the fans, and the player
hears from the fans, and and and it's kind of like.

Speaker 6 (18:25):
It should be Scooby done right and and if not,
I think the fans would certainly think it's a Detroit joint.
If they don't they think about an extension again at
this point?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Or is that something that.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
We talk a lot and through the concourse of the
off season, we'll we'll continue to discuss. Our point of view,
is we always listen, We're prepared to listen about anything
that you know, Chris or are.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Really Scott has to say?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
So well, you know, we'll just see how it goes
there you go. Good times to be had by all, Hey,
we got a terik. Hey, guys are building a trek barrow.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
All we know is that, Look, the fans in Detroit
want the Tigers to build a trek barrack.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
There's number one. Then you know, hey, we take the
Little Caesar's pizza pizza.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
But we've made in our own little Caesars running around
town saying s side and then the real singer here,
this is the winner.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
It should be Scooby done right.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
We'll be done. And I like at the end of
he's like right, It's like he's it's like he's doing
like the crowd work. He's w a bunch of lines,
he's got the punch lines waved for the laughter everybody.
He's like, I was up all night writing these jokes. Geez,
you know it should be Scooby done right.

Speaker 6 (19:44):

Speaker 2 (19:48):
It's like his name, am I right? So there's that
seems like he's putting all the fans like he's trying to.
It's almost like he's trying to put the fans and
odds against ownership. I mean yes, but he's also basically
saying that the fans want to keep him around. What
about you, owners? Here's the thing. I think he's misreading

(20:09):
the room because if you asked fans around here, they'd
be like, sure, we'd like to have Trek Schooble. But
there are a lot of educated fans around here who
are just like, Eh, you know, I'm not gonna want
to pay four hundred million dollars for a guy who
asked out of game five in a clinching game that
he emptied the tank in the sixth. Then he take
your cy young, shove him up your ass because in
the game that it mattered the most. You're like, no,

(20:29):
tank's empty, Sorry, I can't give you one more inn.
Tiger's ownership needs to bring you into the negotiation room,
I think.

Speaker 6 (20:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
So when he's making his little wacky witticisms, he's like, hey,
it should be Scooby done right. How about Shaggy shoving
up your ass? How about that? Like, hey, you're taking
his name joke and referencing a cartoon. I'm just going more.
I'm just doing more. Well, that's what this is about,
because have you ever seen his cleats. He's a big

(20:56):
he wears the Scooby dooe clothes he does. Oh yeah,
so there's actually a meaning behind it. It's like his
nickname is Scoob, so he wears the Scooby cleats when
they do that might cause Mike cleats type of thing.
I gotcha anyway, so's the that's the latest from Scott Boris.
How about shaggy shoving up your ass? How about shaky
shoving up your ass? Representation representative for the Detroit Tiger says,

(21:20):
how about shaggy shoving up your hands? How about Velma
emptied the tank or Velma rather Velma emptied the tank?
How about scrappy pitch six innings in a closeout game.
I understand that my witticisms aren't quite as good as his,
but I'm working on. Here are more definitely cartoon references.

(21:40):
His is kind of an up in the air. It's
Scooby done.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
It should be Scooby done, right.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Other sports stuff that I didn't even get to is
that the Spartans have a three year probation for the
football program and they vacated fourteen wins all because of
recruiting violations. And it's like so little. Only two years
after all of this happens, dudes are getting paid millions
of dollars to go to schools because of nil, but
because of recruiting violations, you lose fourteen wins. Like whatever,

(22:09):
this is like legalized weed situation.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
It is.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
It's just like that, Like you should go back in
time and if you're somebody who got popped for weed crimes,
you should be just like totally at all these programs
that now everything is legal. You should have to go
back and be like, are bad here all those wins
we took away from you, You get those wins back,
all this kind of stuff. But instead it's like, nope,
three years probation, we're taking away fourteen wins. I guess

(22:34):
the sort of brings it into the Mel Tucker era officially.
I guess, of course. Mel Tucker, most famous for getting
paid way too much money to be a mediocre coach
and then throwing it all away to masturbate on the phone,
must have been a hot chick on the other side
of that phone line. Well, she didn't like it because
she was like, I'm not comfortable with this, Like there
are different ways to handle it. Like I think what

(22:55):
he was expecting was to start masturbating on the phone.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
And here, of course it's a big boy, big boyer
ellis going no.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
No, it wasn't. Instead, on the other end of the line,
she got, yeah, I don't, I don't.

Speaker 7 (23:10):
Yeah, I don't know what that that trend is or
I mean, I mean I get it. I know there's
there's quite a few. It's uh, you know, I don't honestly,
I don't know if it I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
He's just over the waiver to join in. She's like, so,
am I in this thing on my own? Or and
then she's like, I'm not comfortable with that, and he's like, that's.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Fine, NBC two words role playing chat room dude.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
So it's amazing A lot of that audio works out
so well. All right, anyway, it's the Josh Ennis Show.
If you want to get in eight seven seven nine
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do you want to build a trek Barrack?

Speaker 6 (23:54):
All we know is that.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
The fans and Detroit want the Tigers to build with
Derek Barrett si si We said, Eceser's running around town saying.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Side, well those six point seven Detroit's wheels. Josh in
his show Josh and James This Morning, Hello, how about
with mel Tucker back in the news. That does bring
back the fact that your boy lost out on his
whole buy out. I believe he lost his entire buyout,
like ninety million dollars buyout, because he got fired for cause,
and the cause was that he was masturbating on the

(24:27):
phone with that lady who did not like him to
masturbate on the phone with her own masturbation. We'll get
you in. Look time, we've all been there, but not
all of us did it, you know, with someone who
works for us and allegedly did not want it to happen. Now,
that doesn't mean they've always wanted it to happen, but
it's not with people we've worked with. That's that's where
you've gone too far. What are the top songs about

(24:49):
self pleasure?

Speaker 6 (24:51):
All time?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Mount Rushmore top songs about self pleasure? So you need
to have four of them? Now, there are ones that
are kind of sneaky, like they're obvious ones like you
can go with let's see, you can go with the
stroke right, Like that's an obvious switch, right, that's like
it beat you over the head with it. Now, if

(25:13):
we just try to limit it to rock songs, it
would be tougher, like you have to throw in pop
songs and like like Cyndi Lauper's she Bop is about it.
If you like to get in on this, you can
text the word Josh in your message to five one
eight A one. This is in honor of Mel Tucker
being back in the news because the Spartans have a
three year probation, a vacate fourteen wins and it's impossible

(25:38):
to hear the name Mel Tucker and not think of
phone masturbation. You just have to speaking of you know what.
And some people, maybe people don't know this, but there's
a Billy Joel song that's about self pleasure. Really, Billy Joel,
Billy Joel of all people, Billy Joel has a song
about self pleasure. That song is called sometimes a Fantasy,

(26:03):
and that is about a guy like calling a phone
sex line. I believe is the actual story on that.
Let me play you a little bit of that. Oh wow,
yeah and everything there he goes, yeah, Billy Joel like
channeling Pink Floyd there with sound effects and everything. You

(26:28):
listen to the lyrics, you're like, okay, I get it now.
In the middle of the night, it's the official mel
Tucker masturbation mount Rushmore songs about masturbation. Oh it's not.

(26:54):
Oh see, that should have been his angle. He should
have said, it's just a fantasy, it's not the real thing. Yeah,
it is all just fantasy stuff. Imagine losing ninety million
dollars because you had to masturbate on the phone. That
just seems like a bad way to lose it, at
least what it was a zoom call. Losing that much money.

(27:15):
You know, you want to see something, you want people
to see you. Yeah, let's see about Chuck Berry's my dingling.
My dingling is in fact one. Yes, I don't know
that I'd put that on the Mount Rushmore, on the
official mel Tucker mount Rushmore of masturbation material. Let's see
my dingling. Chuck Berry, of course, famously hit cameras or

(27:39):
somebody hit cameras in the ladies' restrooms of his restaurant,
and then there were just a bunch of pictures of
ladies making toilet.

Speaker 9 (27:50):
That's the most amazing way for that point. Yes, ladies
make toilet. Ladies omega toilet. Let's see here there's my dingling.
Let's see, it's pretty solid.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Too. We need your help on the text line at
five to one eight eight one. Text the word Josh
and your message to five to one eight eight one.
We are looking for the Mount Rushmore of self pleasure songs.
It's in honor of mel Tucker. He's back in the
news today because Michigan State's been put on three years probation.

(28:24):
They vacate fourteen wins from the mel Tucker era. And
of course when people think of mel Tucker now it's
unfortunate for him. But when people think of mel Tucker,
all they're going to think about is phone masturbation. That's
all they're going to think about. So we need your
help here to create the ultimate Mel Tucker music masturbation

(28:46):
Mount Rushmore. I've changed the name of this eight different times.
I'm trying to find the best alliteratory way to put this.
But we've got Chuck Berry, my dingling. Someone has suggested
twisted trans sister from corn. I didn't realize that was
about masturbation. I didn't either. Let's see, we have got

(29:08):
the the vinyls I Touch myself that I mean, like
that's kind of the most obvious, most famous one about
uh self pleasure. Like this is the obvious one, like
it kind of has to be on there because it
sort of has to be right.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I love myself, I want you to love, lay my
foot down.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
I want you. This in like an Austin Powers movie,
and I'm just picturing like, what's his face dancing around
Michael Mike Myers, not Michael Myers, Michael Myers dancing the
Halloween guy. That was the movie I watch as I
would too. Errow Smith my big ten inch record. That's

(29:51):
another one that people suggest for that. So get yours
in now. Text the word Josh and your message to
five one eight eight one, five to one eight eight one.
Text the word Josh and your song as we try
to create the ultimate mount Rushmore for mel Tucker, who
might be kind of the final time he's in the
news at this point, because it's kind of officially brought

(30:14):
it in to mel Tucker at Michigan State they vacate
fourteen wins three years probation, and anytime you mentioned the
name mel Tucker, you think of telephone masturbation. Now, I
found a list from BuzzFeed with a bunch of these
self pleasure songs and Chrispin Glover. That's the gentleman from
Beck to the Future George McFly. Yeah, he's got a

(30:37):
song called Auto Manipulator that I've never heard of. I
have never heard of this. Yeah, it's on the list,
is number twenty three on the BuzzFeed list. The top
forty masturbation song Turning Japanese by the Vapors is another
one that's been suggested. That's a solid one, but we
got to find the top four. That's the key here.
We can ask this question of the Facebook as well. Yeah,

(30:57):
and I think we should put it on the WLLZ
Facebook just to piss them off. Sure, I think it's
something they'll be offended by, particularly if you put the
new Talk of Rock wants to Know? Oh yess exactly
how will freeze it?

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Show seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheel that is bon Job
and Wanted Dinner Alive Josh and his show Hello.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I see that the Doc of Rock is taken to
posting pictures of his food. Now, oh yeah, so like
this is where I had my birthday dinner and these
pictures of food. So the frog legs, I know, of
all things, that's his birthday celebration. And once Doc gets
off the air, he's going to go full on old
man mode and just start posting pictures of his food
and like, here's what I love about Doc, He's my favorite.

(31:44):
Every selfie he takes is blurry if you go look
at I noticed that because we took a selfie of
all of us at a Toolbox party and it was blurry,
and he didn't go back and look at it and go, guys,
let's do another one. He's like, oh, that'll do. He
might have a little uh grease on the front lens
of that. That could be. I think it probably is.

(32:04):
But I just saw a post from two days ago
from Doc for his birthdays, like, well, here's why I
had my birthday dinner. Here's my shrimp, and here's my
frog legs. Speaking of a gentleman of an older era,
I see this story. It's from BuzzFeed. I believe, yes,
it's from Buzzfleeed BuzzFeed. Gen Z calls out tone deaf

(32:25):
comments older people keep making. Oh boy, let me see you.
This is for comments that older people are making. So
am I what am I saying?

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Now?

Speaker 2 (32:33):
That's offending? Gen Z? Well, some of these are stupid, Okay,
like this shut up, like congratulations on the baby when
do you do? What gender is it? What are you
going to name the baby? While you're glowing? And then
I'm like, no, I'm not pregnant. Is that an older
generation thing or that just a common mistake people can make. Yeah,
because you're fat. Yeah, and you're glowing because yeah, you

(32:55):
just ate four chees. You gonna eat the crunches you
get in any kids today's statements If young people today
will be the end of society, well they may. I'm
a gay man and I've been out for the last
fifteen years. I still get this from my parents. You know,
there's a woman out there that could love you. I've
been in a happy relationship for ten years and married
for three. Even the day after my wedding, they texted

(33:18):
me a quiz that said, are you ready for the rapture? Oh?
My lord? Now, hey, look, your parents have dreams, and
one of them is for you to be a straight man.
When I graduated from college in two thousand and eight,
my grandfather said, just go down to the placement office
at the college and they'll find a job for you.
I don't think it works that way. I told him

(33:39):
I had worked in the mail room and was quite
sure my school had no such thing as a placement office,
but he insisted that all colleges have them, and all
you had to do was go there and ask for
a job and they'd set you up with one. Now,
that's not true, and then he checked you. My grandpa
never went to college. Another one that old people say
that bothers the young people. Well, you're too young to

(34:01):
be in that much pain. Well that is true. Like
I'm thirty nine, and I feel like I shouldn't be
in as much pain as I am. But that's my
years of hard living. I'm with you. That's my problems
are all the manual labor I did at the grocery store,
man my shopping guards, a lot of alcohol consumption, and
sleeping poorly. I think that's where most of my injuries
come from. Like oop, I slept incorrectly because I was hammered. Yeah,

(34:24):
that's that's the shirret. Time to be an old man too.
What passing out every night or injured in your sleep?
That is you wake up stiff. Yeah, let's see when
anything goes wrong. Their answer is to pray. Every single
time I bring up a challenge, they say, to pray.
It's an older generation or is it just like religious pearents.

(34:44):
I know, it's kind of like the list is kind
of dumb. I have to respect my elders because they're old.
No respect is earned, not given. Well, I mean, is
it living past a certain age earning it? Just saying
the one they also dislike, as you can sleep when
you're dead. I hate that saying why is that? Because

(35:04):
people will say that to me when I complain about
not getting in sleep with the babies. Yeah, oh, you
just sleep when you're dead. Well, I'd rather just get
a little bit of sleep now so I don't feel
like I'm dead the rest of my life. It's a
good point you bring up there. My boomer mom keeps
telling me, Oh, just send your resume to the places
that you want to internship at. Surely somebody will look
at it. See my mom does that. Like when I

(35:26):
couldn't find a job, my mom was like, Oh, something's
gonna happen. It's gonna it's something Good's gonna happen. I
believe it. I'm like, Mom, that's not how it works.
Like I've called every radio station like, oh, you but
you're super qualified. I'm like, yeah, that doesn't matter. There's
probably some chick on TikTok that's gonna get that job
that I'm not gonna get. Yeah, the super qualifying thing
is almost a detriment to getting a job because then

(35:48):
they don't want to hire you because they know you
can expect to get paid. Correct. So they find somebody
who is very underqualified but cheap, and they're like, we'll
hire them. Yeah, they they can do just as good
at the cost. And that's the iHeart way. That's not true.
I'm actually cheap now too. So everybody's way to everybody's way.

(36:10):
It's going for somebody who sent in many applications and
many resumes to many locations for many positions that he
was overqualified for but was willing to do the work correct,
and then there's still like, nah, nah, we don't want you.
We don't want that gay guy that just yells all
the time. That's right. Uh. That happened to me a
lot too when I was looking for jobs every now

(36:31):
and then I'd get there, well are you sure you
want to take this job? I'm like sure, I got
nothing else going on. Other times I wouldn't even get
email responses, Like I wouldn't even get a response, and
these are people I knew personally, and I never got
a response. Like I would send emails to people I know,
know who I am and just say hey for a
job that was legitimately open, and I would never get
an email back. Oh do you see that email from Josh?

(36:53):
Somehow did but don't don't don't respond. There's been like
we never saw it. Somehow. Tony Trevado is the only
person that responded to me. And it was by accident
that this job came about. It was a total accident.
I emailed Tony about a job in another city for
another company. I said, Tony, there's a job opening at
this place, and I went through a whole wormhole on

(37:15):
LinkedIn to discover that you also worked for this person
at some point, could you email them and tell them
I'm not a schmuck? And then out of the blue,
I decided, hey, do you guys have any jobs at
iHeart and he's like, well, we might, And then eight
months later I was here. That was a lengthy process
and they take their time, for sure, they do, but

(37:35):
now here we are making dreams come true. Anyway, So
that was things that old people ask the younger generation.
I thought that these are things your elderly religious parents. Yeah,
I'm going to rip that up and never do it
again because that was dreadful and I regret doing that.
Sometimes these bits work out well, sometimes they don't. I'm
going to say that one sucked. He's thrown up on

(37:57):
the wall and steep it stick. We'll see. We'll save
that one for Big Jim when he talks for thirty seconds.
All right, here we go. Let's play some rock and roll. Now,
let's play Dragula. It's Rob Zombie Dragula. We love Rob Zombie.
We love Rob, don't we I'm in love with Rob
Zombie's wife, so trashy and sexy, and I love her.
Sherry Moon Zombie. I love you, Ah, I love you,

(38:18):
babe the back of my draguar. Josh in a show.
So I was on the Facebook just a second ago,
and the Pope we just brought up Big Jim's house.
And look, I'm not here to disparage Big Gym. I'm
sure he's a lovely gentleman. However, I find the dichotomy.
Is that the word I'm looking for, the dichotomy between

(38:40):
the questions that we ask on Facebook versus the questions
Big Jim asks on Facebook. It gets night and day.
So what is the question we just asked on Facebook?
We asked what songs belong on the mil Tucker mount
rushmore of masturbation music? All right? So of course that's
because miss and states back in the news, Mel Tucker

(39:02):
was the coach, they got probation all that, and people
have been sending us messages about the best songs to
that are about masturbation, not songs to play while you're masturbating,
but songs that are about masturbation. Because he got fired for,
you know, pleasuring himself on a telephone call with an
unwitting woman allegedly. Okay, so there's that. That's the questions

(39:23):
we ask. Can we get answers like hey, how about
I get off by Hailstorm or Stroken by Clarence Carter?
And those are the reactions we get on Big Jim's
page Daily Dilemma. Your spouse is a all caps horrible cook,
but tries real hard. Even the kids don't like it.
Do you say something? On one hand? The devil on

(39:49):
this shoulder says, Hey, what are good songs about pleasuring yourself?
On this shoulder? It's hey, do you tell your wifa
that she's a bad cook. You tell her I should
comment that, hold on, I'll comment that, all right, and
this will show up as the Josh Andna show. Yeah, well, okay,
here we go. Hopefully that's what you're saying, is I

(40:10):
tell her if it was Wheels and even Better or someone,
I would say casey, I'd tell that bit she's terrible.
I tell her we're going to bob Evans. There's a restaurant.
I tell her to get her shoh oops. I would
tell her to get her ish together. I would tell

(40:31):
her to get her hold on. I would tell her
to get her ish together and learn to cook if
I want. I look, I would have married missus Shoney's.

(40:53):
Now that doesn't make sense. I don't know where I'm
going with this. All right. I would tell her to
get her ish together. There we go. We'll just leave
it at that. On the big gym page, I tell
her to get her but I didn't ish it. I
put it in the full word because we're edgy. I
tell her to get her blank together post. There we go.
Very nice. Don't see how horn I tation to to

(41:15):
hide that one. This makes me you're getting a kick
out of this man? Just the idea that Big Gym's
like they're doing this like little like leave it to
me for morning show over there and you're like, hey, guys,
my wife kick it's like nineteen fifty situation comedy questions.
Like it's like it's like an episode of the King
of Queen's Like Doug doesn't want to tell Carries she

(41:37):
can't cook, yeah, her chicken sucks, or her her famous
Thanksgiving side dishes horrible, and she thinks it's great, the
sweet potatoes with the marshmallows on top. I'm over here,
like I tell her to get her ish together. That's
what I would tell her to do. These are different shows,
they're not very different. They're not the same. But what
are you gonna do?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Of course it's a big boy. I'm glad I got
a big boy el go on.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
So we'll see if that gets deleted whatever. Also, can't
tell you something else I find weird about them, and
then I'll be done. This is just an observation from
a radio standpoint about Big Jim's house. And then this
is it. Here's the vibe I get. So you've got
this big Gym's house and hey, the italire wife she
can't cook like that type of thing. But then this

(42:23):
screaming Scott fills in for him, and this screaming Scott
when he fills in, like overtakes the whole thing. And
it's like, no, it's screaming Scott's house today. Like if
I were a big gym, I'd be like, this guy's
coming from a job. I think. Look, that's my bold prediction. Look,
I'm just from the outside looking in right screaming He's

(42:44):
the king of the East Side.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Man.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
That's fine. I have nothing against him. I don't even
know the guy. Okay, so rock on screaming Scott, I'm
whispering Josh so whatever, but I'm the new doc of
Rock aka Whispering Josh Babe. But anyway, So it's just
weird to me that, like if somebody filled in, like
let's say, I don't know, someone filled in for us, Yeah,

(43:07):
Like I wouldn't expect them to come in and be like, hey,
it's the Scott o'hula han morning show, like it's it.
That's weird to me. I think that they're strange. Things
are afoot at that circle k over there is all
I'm gonna say. Maybe, but over somebody that's in the building.
That's typically what they would do. Sometimes that's weird and
the people fill in for others. They do their show,

(43:28):
but in that time slot. I and that's fine, but
like it'd be one thing he said, Hey, it's screaming
Scott saying like, hey, I'm taking over Big Gym's house.
Like that's my bold prediction. I'll leave it at that.
I think at some point they're going to put that
guy on there and old big Gym's gonna be posting
random Facebook questions. But without a radio show, that would

(43:49):
be my guess. That's all I'm gonna say. Only time
will tell. Nelson once said that only time will tell.
But that's just my thought, just throwing that out there.
But there is a great difference betwe the kind of
questions you get and the kind of music you get
on this radio station. They get like drag Ula over
here and over there. It's like got a call from
an old friend. We used to be real close. Anyway,

(44:15):
let's ask this question at date seven seven, nine, eight,
eight one oh sixty seven. Your spouse is a horrible cook.
I'm joking, Josh in.

Speaker 4 (44:25):
This show one O six point seven.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
WLV Detroit's wheels, the Josh inn Is Show Sports.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Oh righty, let's see what we have here. Of course,
Derek Scooble won his second consecutive Cy Young Award. That's nice.
That's nice for him. It's really nice for him. In
his bank account, He's going to collect a lot of
money from somebody that won't be us. They will not
be Detroit. That's fine. I'm okay with that. I can
tolerate it. But back to back Cy Young's His agent

(44:57):
is Scott Boris, Scott Bora with many witticisms, if you will,
when discussing that his client's future.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
All we know is that the look the fans in
Detroit want the Tigers to build a trek barreck.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
You know, you get it. I guess that's what happens
when the only thing that rhymes with tarrek is barrick.
So you're like, this is all I got? Like, I
bet he really he had to go to a thesaurus
for that. He's like, is there another word that rhymes
with trek that makes sense? He's more of a modern guy.
I bet you. He went on chat GPT and asked
chat gpt for words at Ryan good point the saurus.

(45:37):
What am I? I'm dumb. Boomer, Okay, Boomer, tell me
about the Encyclopedia Britannica. Next you have the whole anthology. Yeah,
the whole collection, aight is he And then he's like, well,
there's I know that there's some business in Detroit that
people know for Little Caesars. Now I'm gonna make a lot.
I'm going to make a pun about Little Caesars.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
But Terrek school, Little Caesar's running around town saying sic hide.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I saw it was kind of a deeper cut in
a way because like you have to kind of think
about it a little bit. Yeah, because the pizza pizza.
I don't think they hit the pizza pizza anymore. That
was like back in like the nineties. I think people
are still associated with that though. When I think of
Little Caesar's, first thing I think of is pizza pizza. Okay,
And then let's see then he says, oh, my man

(46:25):
wears the Scooby Doo cleats and everything. I'm gonna make
a Scooby Doo reference. Now it should be Scooby done right,
Scooby Am I right? All right? Am I right?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
All right?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Don't forget to tip your waiters. I have been Scott Boris,
thank you. Yeah. It is literally like he's testing out
like new jokes for a stand up set that he's
working on for like some sort of Comedy Central special.
He's like, hey, are you guys ready for Nate Bargatzi.
All right, here we go there he is everybody, but yes, oh,

(46:57):
and he wasn't done. He goes, you know what I
got one more is s for you? What if they
miss out on.

Speaker 6 (47:02):
Schooble certainly think it's a Detroit joint.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
If they don't joint Detroit, doink. So that's that guy's
worth a billion dollars, by the way, and his clients
are worth like one trillion dollars. Paul Skeins was the
unanimous n el Cy Young Award winner. By the way,
in case anybody was wondering, let's see Mel Tucker and

(47:26):
Michigan State. Three years probation for Michigan State and they've
lost fourteen wins. That's most of their wins. They haven't
been doing a lot of winning lately. And mel Tucker,
I guess this is kind of the end to him, right,
Like we're done hearing about mel Tucker. The probation stuff
all that now. So Meltucker, of course most famous for
losing out on ninety million dollars for pleasuring himself on

(47:47):
the phone with a woman. That's maybe one of the
most expensive masturbation sessions a man could have ever ever.
But hey, what are you gonna do? I mean, when
the when the mood strikes and such of those dudes
that have fallen asleep on like webcam sex chats that
had lesser building with that man. Oh, absolutely again, ninety
million dollars was the buyout and they fired him with cause,

(48:10):
so see you later. Like, what a horrible way to go. Oh,
to lose out on ninety million dollars. But when you're horning,
you're horning. A man's all horned out. Speaking of we
have we're still putting together the ultimate mel Tucker mount
Rushmore of masturbation songs. And I think you have to
put I touch myself on there. That's like the definitive

(48:31):
self pleasure anthem. Yeah, that's the first one that came
to mind when you even started down this road. You
can put the stroke, I mean I think the strokes
pretty much, and like that's a huge one. Somebody said,
stroking by Clarence Carter, which is just a great jam.
By the way, Let's see, when I started making love,

(48:53):
I don't just make love. I'll be stroking. That's what
I'll be doing. I'll be stroking. I mean, I might
put this on the Mount Rushmore and I spoke it
to the last I stroke it to the woman that
I love the mast stuff.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Of course it's a big boy.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
So that's a solid one, I think. So if we
were to put I touched myself and Clarence Carter's stroking.
All right, So there's two we need to occupy two
more spots on that list. More spots. So two more spots.
Is it tough? Somebody suggested Hailstorm. I get. I just

(49:37):
don't think that's well known enough. It's a good to
know and we're big Lizzie hail people on this ere
radio show. She's so hot. The rocker chicks are so
damn hot, Like even the ones that aren't super hot
become hotter because they rocked. Absolute something about that guitar
or the instrument and being up on stage like yes, mistress, yes,

(49:59):
I like it, like to you like our guitar player
from Alice Cooper Anita Strauss. She is hot, but like
she's even hotter, and all the black and the eye
makeup and stuff. God, she's so hot. See. This almost
is perfect from mel Tucker because he's assuming this woman

(50:21):
is getting off on him, getting off on her. You know,
it's almost an autobiographical song if you listen to the lyrics.
There's a deep meaning there. This must have been playing
through his mind when he whipped it out on the phone.
Of course, it's a big boy, look that drop. Of course,
he's that big body. He's a big boy. And as

(50:44):
we pointed out earlier, the second he's like, do you
like that? And she's like no, He's like, yeah, I don't.
I don't.

Speaker 7 (50:52):
Yeah, I don't know what that that trend is or
I mean, I mean, I get it. I know there's
there's quite a few. It's uh, you know, I don't. Honestly,
I don't know if it.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I don't know. I gotta go. I don't know, I
don't know. I gotta run, I gotta go. It's like
when Damon goes a little too early in Fast Times,
didn't you feel I gotta ghost Stace, Yep, I gotta go.
That's Mel Tucker. There's just silence on the phone, and
he's like, I gotta ghost, Stace, gotta go.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
That was nice to be behind and dry when baby
comes alone. See you later. All right, anyway, So if
you'd like to get in, we've got two spots I
think we've officially that are occupied. We have got Stroken
from Clarence Carter, and we have got the the vinyls
I touched myself. We need two more spots occupied on
the mel Tucker mount rushmore of masturbation songs. All right,

(51:48):
we've got the question out on social media. The new
Doc of Rock asked the question on the station facebook page.
So make sure you get in. You can text text
the word Josh and your suggestion to five one eight eight. Yeah.
I think posing it as the new Doctor Rock might
cause some issues because they're commenting more on the Doctor
Rocks status than the art of the actual masturbation song.
You don't say, yeah, you don't a surprise. Well, tomorrow

(52:11):
I'll be the new Arthur P. And we'll see how
they react to that of the new Hey, tune in
on Monday for the New Arthur P Show featuring Josh
and James and the Wacky Wizards. The Wizard of Whack.
All right, it's the Josh Ennis Show, and this is Kryptonite.
Three doors down on Detroit's Wheel one O six point

(52:35):
seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh Innis Show. That is three doors
down and Kryptonite. I am Josh. Somebody puts in the
suggestion for plaster castor from kiss, but I don't think
plaster cast is technically about self pleasure. It is about
the lady that makes the molds of the celebrity wieners. Okay,
lets talk about that woman. Huh yeah, I forget what

(52:56):
her name is, Cynthia something. I just think it's just
Cynthia may be. But the song plaster cast, I don't
know that it applies. But maybe let's see. Oh, apparently
she made a mold of Jim Croche's hog Boy. If
I could save hogs in a bottle, I mean, I'm

(53:16):
a ragon. If you if you play your cards right,
I'm Scott Boris. Now, Well there you go. I wouldn't
put that on there though. Yeah, well, let's see. Other
male rock stars who have had their members molded include
Jimmy Hendrix famously, Wayne Kramer of the MC five, Eric

(53:38):
Burden of the Animals, see some other ones there dudes
from the Rascals. Let's see female there were female rock
stars that got like beef casters. Wow. Wow, I did
not know that. That is news to me. These are
things I feel like I should have known, but I did.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
Not know them.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
But now I do.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
So.

Speaker 7 (54:04):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Those include people I've never heard of. Actually, I'm gonna say,
what kind of a proof are you with when he's like, hey, babe,
I need to make a casting of your bits? Yes,
well maybe they just wanted to though, but I mean,
you can buy a vagina casting kid. I'm the same
people make a penis casting kid. My wife and I
bought one that was a chocolate mold once for lady Parts.

(54:26):
I didn't end up doing it. It seemed weird, but
it was a funny bit at the time when we
went to the store. Yeah, but then I never did
anything with it. I'm like, that just seems weird and
I don't want to do this. I'm not as adventurous
as I should be, I guess, but that's just it
felt strange to do it. You're just two vanilla in
the bedroom. I guess I handled the chocolate, but yeah.
Susie Gardner of l seven. I don't know who that is.

(54:50):
That's probably gonna be someone I should know, and then
I'll be like, you know who Susie Gardner is? No,
I don't. I'm sorry, Like call me when it's you know,
Belinda Carlisle or somebody that had al caster for lady
parts made. Well, here's here's what Susie Gardner looks like.
The first thing that came up was like a woman's
sports coach, and I was like, whoa somebody made a

(55:10):
casting that one? Who Karen O from the Yeah yeah
yeahs Again, these are probably people that like someone listening
the bitch that I don't know. I don't care, Like,
call me when it's like the members of Scandal, some
of the ladies in Scandal. Call me when it's the
Heart Sisters, when you know Ann and Nancy are in there,
the Wilson sister. Otherwise, I don't know who these people are.

(55:32):
But apparently ladies also had plaster casters mate, because ladies
can do stuff.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
You know, in my day we called it a beaver
and let me tell you something, I snagged the pelter too.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
I believe you. Ah, But Jim Crochey had a plaster
cast made Okay, multiple dudes from the MC five did
the MC five. They were quite adventurous here in Detroit, WO.
Kicking out the jams, women out their dogs, about the
dogs in that fa Yeah, let's see uh Noel Redding
of the Jimmy Hendricks experience, Jim Crochey, It's like, yeah,

(56:06):
you want to see bad bad le Roy Brown. I'll
see what I got for you. You want to see that.
I got a name. It's called mister big Dong. I'm
a I told you I'm in Scott Boris mode. Now
I'm a regular Scott Boris. If I can't be.

Speaker 6 (56:23):
Stopped, it should be Scooby done, right, Am I?

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Right?

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Am?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
I right?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
You're right. I think the ultimate was though, if I
could save Dong in a bottle?

Speaker 5 (56:32):
I think that was the All we know is that
the look the fans in Detroit want the Tigers to
build a trek Barrett.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Am I right? I mean? Am I right? Am I right?
If there was a word for penis that rhyme with time,
you would have nailed that job. There's only one person
who would know, and that's mister chat gpt chat gpt
that really quick? Is there a word? Is there a
word for penis rhymes with time. That rhyme if I

(57:02):
could save, If I could save, there's no way. There's
no way, chat GPT, you can't. You can't win chat
GPS thinking he's thinking, right, let's see chat GP chat GPT,
g g P gt O, thinking I think we've loop here,
stumped him. It's like I quit. Okay, short answer, there
really isn't a common recognized slang word for penis that

(57:24):
cleanly rhymes with time. Didn't think so. Here are some
closest options, but they're either made up or cheats. They're
made up or cheats, time, prime, slime. You can make
one of those into a euphemism in a joke, or
can't create your own euphemism. Nobody has that power. Only
God can create a euphemism, and I'm not God. And
then your rhyme would be pipe is. This a real

(57:48):
slang term for penis, But it doesn't perfectly rhyme with time.
You know what, though, I kind of agree with that.
I think I think that works. He says, if you
tell me the line you're writing, I can help rewriting.
So it's if I could save time and fivet oh, no,
this is stupid This is why people are gonna listen

(58:08):
to this show, I think for stupid things like this.
Is it just if I could save pipe in a bottle?
This is really bad a direct rhyme joke. If I
could save time in a bottle, I'd probably try to
fit my dime in a bottle. You can't create euphemisms.
They are created by this the world. You can't make

(58:30):
your You can't say, oh, it's a euphemism, No it's not.
You can't make those up. So here's a strong innuendo
version fleet with the lath face emoji.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
Okay, okay, Little Caesar's running around town saying sicide.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
If I could save time in a bottle, I'd still
run out of room for what's mine in a bottle? Mine?
Here is the cheeky euphemism that rhymes perfectly with time.

Speaker 6 (58:56):

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Yeah, And then a more obvious but still clean rhyme,
I try, But there's no bottle made that fits what's mine. No,
none of.

Speaker 6 (59:08):
Certainly think it's a Detroit joint.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
If they don't, this is why you don't use chat,
GPT no or very important factual stuff, or to like
fix the gas light in your house. Oh god, my
landlord's like, no, that is wrong information. No, you do
not let a match near that. I do not do that.
So I guess we have to ride with. If I
could save pipe in a bottle, I guess I think

(59:31):
that's the best, not or a slime in a bottle.
Stupid chat, GPT you can't make up euphemisms that you
don't have that power anyway, all right, moving on, I
suppose they have other stuff to do. There's a story
about some nefarious activities in a gas station. Oh boy,
those are always good because that you know, then that

(59:52):
our man circle K James comes out. Yeah, he hit
me with the PTSD. So we'll get into that. We
have a lot to do still today. And you also
brought up this pumpkin flavored ramen noodle cup. This sounds gross,
it does. And then there's also a turkey dinner ramen flavor. Yeah, okay,
that sounds delicious. The pumpkin pie flavor does not sound delicious.

(01:00:14):
No one will spoil it for you. But I was
not a fan. All right, Well I'll try that as well.
All Right, it's the Josh Innis Show. Stay there, like
it or not.

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
This is the Josh in his show one of six
point seven w LZ Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis show,
How Are You Today? Friends? Thanks for all the new
followers on the uh Twitter and on the Instagram and
on the Facebook. So yesterday we did a whole segment
about people named Tammy and how that name like. You
just don't hear the name Tammy. It's not every common name,
Like there are no seven year old girls named Tammy,

(01:00:51):
not even ironically, Like there are ironic names like this
is my daughter Nolda, like people do that, Like hipster
people love to name their kids like old people names now,
but Tammy is not one of them. You just don't
hear about people named Tammy. So I got a message
from Tammy Harris. She says, love your morning show here
in Canada. I'm one of a kind. You're killing me.

(01:01:14):
My brother's name is Todd. So basically, the two names
you talk about a creepy situation. Somebody's parent name their kids.
They're two kids names that will never be used ever again.
There will never be like you will not see there
is no ten year old kid who's playing like pee
wee football. Who's name Todd? It will never happen again,

(01:01:36):
Like that's just a name that will never come back
into stuck, like the last Mohegans there. They really are
old Tammy and Todd. They should be in a museum.
They should people should write books about them, the last
of the Tammy's and Todd's the last Tammy standing. Yeah
that's it, so yeah, so like I am shocked by
that development. Like they are like certain names that you

(01:01:58):
just don't hear anymore. Like my grandma her name was.
I could see a scenario or some hipster names their
young daughter Edna, like it could happen. But it's like
there are certain things that are considered classic, and then
there are certain things that were in the moment that
are old but not classic. It's like music in that way.
There are songs that are classics, right like Stairway to

(01:02:18):
Heaven is considered a classic. It's not considered old, it's
considered a classic. Then there are songs that were like
of the moment that will never be considered classics, Like
they were big hits, but they weren't like classics, like
like look Kicks, Start My Heart, which we're gonna play
here in a second, Kickstart my Heart kicks ass. No
one's gonna look at Kickstart my Heart and go that's

(01:02:38):
a classic. It kicks ass, and in the moment it
was a big deal, but it's not a song that's
considered a classic. The name Tammy is like a kick
start my Heart. It had its moment and it was
a big deal for a moment, but we're never like
viewing that as a classic, a flash in the pan.
But like a name like Nolda or something like could be,
it's it's I don't know if I'm explaining this right,

(01:03:00):
but I'm attempting to. I'm doing the best I can
to explain the difference. So, like my grandma's name is Edna,
was Edna rest in power Grandma? And then there's also
her brother. His name was Tillman. Do you know a Tilman?
Do you know a Tillman? No, this is like an
athlete with the last name Tilman. But I don't know,
but there are no for her name was Tillman. They

(01:03:21):
called him till Uncle till was his name. Okay, I
think he got struck by lightning, they claimed. But my
grandma makes a lot of weird claims or did make
a lot of weird claims. Preston power Grandma. But yeah,
so you don't hear Tillman or Edna all that often.
Picture of your grandma now, gosh, yeah, in the house
before you get struck my lightning like your uncle tell
She would tell me that she'd call me Edward, which

(01:03:41):
is my middle name, and it was serious. If she
was calling me Edward, now, Edward, get inside of that
old Booger's gonna get you. That was her. That was
her move. She'd let me know that the old booger
was gonna get me. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry, Grandma,
I'm sorry. And she wanted to scare me. She'd put
on like unsolved mysteries and laugh at me for me
petrified of it. Oh that show is terrified. She'd be like, oh,

(01:04:03):
that old booger's gonna get you, son, and say everything
was son, Son, that old Booger's gonna get you. That
was Grandma ed And and she was the best resting
power Grandma. Thank you for passing on your debilitating gambling
habit to me. She left you with some gifts. I'm
glad I have it now you passed on literally, Oh,
I'm sorry. You also passed on your autographed Goldberg mug

(01:04:26):
to me as well. So Grandma passed on an autograph
Goldberg mug and a debilitating gambling habit. A family popula.
Get a few bucks for that GOLDBERGA I might, but
I'm not gonna sell that. Grandma waited in line for
three hours at the J C. Penney to meet Goldberg,
so I would feel wrong, it would feel dirty if

(01:04:46):
made part ways with it. It just sits in my house.
So that's the story of my grandma. So grandma had
a big wrestling fan like every like literally everybody's grandma
is a wrestling fan. And it's so wild. But like
Grandma's love wrestling. So we would go and we'd sit,
you know, r side at all these shows. And she
loved wrestling. She loved Ted D. Biassi. That was her
favorite restling man. She's called Ted Dbias. She'd say, son,

(01:05:07):
Grandma loves Ted D Bias. And she loved Goldberg, that
was her favorite of the more modern wrestlers. We watched
w CW. We didn't watch WWE, so and like, I
like the nWo, so I do the too sweet and
we were poor, so I like made my own nWo
shirt with a white shirt and black electrical tape. Oh nice,
I know right, I mean it fell upon no. I

(01:05:28):
tried the spray paint move too and I do the
too sweet. And that was me and my grandma, you know.
And she was She lived in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, the
small little, you know, drug infested Methville and you know
where people like the biggest news stories were people huffing
paint behind the walmart like that type of thing. And
she and for some reason, Goldberg came to r J C.

(01:05:48):
Penny and Grandma waited in line for over three hours
to meet Goldberg and she went with her. So she
was by herself. I didn't live there at the time,
so she she waits in line. She called me, she said, son,
Grandma met Goldberg and I hugged his neck and I
said that's great, grandma. And she goes and I told him,
don't you ever turn crooked? And I said, yep, that's
a good thing, grandma. And then she got the mug

(01:06:10):
signed and that was that. So she's alreay concerned about
a heel turn from Goldberg. Yeah, And then every time
I visited her, she'd be like, hey, son, did Daddy
send you with any money? I'd be like, yeah, he
send me with like one hundred dollars. Hey, would you
like to go get a hamburger and some scratch offs
for Grandma? I'd be like, yes, I would. I would
love that opportunity. And then she would make me sit

(01:06:30):
in the floorboard of her car to scratch him off
because she didn't want the cops to see a young
boy doing a scratch office if they were going to
arrest us. All she literally gambling. She would literally make
me sit on the floorboard of the car to do that.
So that was my grandma and the rest in power.
So anyway, there you go. That was a story of
my Grandma Edna, who was the best. You know we're
gonna do. I'll send you a picture to post on

(01:06:51):
the Facebook page. I've got pictures of my grandma and
her Goldberg T shirt. Grandma Edna perfect. She loved Goldberg.
That was her favorite. And Ted Dibias All right, the
aforementioned kick start my Heart. It's a Motley crue on
Detroit's wheels, kid stuff, right, we are Detroit's wheels. I'm

(01:07:14):
Josh Shalloo. So you can check out that picture of
my grandma on her Goldberg gear. She was very excited
to meet Goldberg and she just stood out there and
met Goldberg. So if you just for a point of
reference for the show, if you go to our Facebook
page and give us a follow. By the way the
Josh Ennis Show, you can see Grandma Edna, who is awesome.
By the way, I still have like I'm a weirdo.
I kept some voicemails from my grandma on my phone,

(01:07:35):
Like I'm a weirdo, like that weird I'm so like
I've got I've got a lot of voicemails from dead
people on my phone. I'm also weird about deleting dead
people's contacts from my phone. Really, there's like a weird
finality about it that I don't like. So I like,
there's people in my phone who are dead and I'm
just like I'll leave them, you know what I mean.
Maybe it's just I don't know, Maybe I've viewed as

(01:07:56):
like a weird sign of respector call the numbers that
he was got the number, Now, boy, wouldn't it be
something that they answered, Like if it's like one of
those horror movies where you're calling and it's like it
like phone away to the after legs. Yeah, that'd now
I'm kind of interested. The problem is, I can't call
my grandma because, as we discussed yesterday, she would call
from different numbers all the time. He phones. She was

(01:08:19):
running away from, you know, creditors, so she had a
new phone number every week. If she was more financially off,
you think she'd have a Harley. She seems like the
grandma they would ride out on motorcycle. No, I don't
think that was Grandma's vibe. No, she went only a
Harley vibe. You know, what are you saying she looks
like a lesbian. Oh no, no, no, no, I'm just
telling you're taking here. Oh no, I would never. I

(01:08:40):
would never desecrate your grandmother. That she does kind of
remind me of like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma. She's got the
looks she does. It's the short hair, the the grandma's
short hair on the glass and the glasses and the
polo shirt. She wore polo shirts and jeans. Worked for
the Army Corps of Engineers, that sort of thing. Also,
give us a follow on the GRAM and we'll give

(01:09:01):
you a little shout out. Give you a little love
here as we try to build up the Graham followers
for the Josh Inness show. You spell that I n
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appreciate all those folks. That includes em Ring, who are
you you are? My e? I Hello my. I don't
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Vicky Martin, Hi, Vicky Martin. Thank you for the follow

(01:09:24):
Let's see here Sonya Hello, Sonya, Sonya, Sonya Hello. This
is Julie Evans. Hello, Julie Evans. So a lot of
people are following the show on the gram. Thank you.
We appreciate that. That's how we're going to take everybody down.
It starts with the Graham, and it starts with Facebook
and it goes from there. Speaking of Facebook, I don't
know if Big Jim ever responded to our post on
his question, which was a very deep question, by the way,

(01:09:48):
which was let's see if I can actually find that
now Big Jim's I can't even find it. But Big
Jim's question was something along the lines of, hey, if
your wife is a cook, do you tell your wife
she's a crappy cook?

Speaker 6 (01:10:02):
Or what do you do?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
One of those kind of questions, and then our response
was we would tell her to get her ish together.
And I don't know if that actually there there's no response, no,
and how about that? Just go on with your day then,
But there you go, all right, bingo bingo? All right,

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So give us a follow on all those pages and everything,
and we'll give you some love again. Josh in a
show I n e s. That is how you spell
the last name on the show. There Sir Josh and
his show coming up. I promise you we'd get you
a gas station story, a Florida gas station story, and
this hits close to home because, as you know, old

(01:10:46):
Big Jim over here, Big James, I should say Big
James over here himself has also been a man who's
worked in that field. Yes, I've been a gas station
boy for a while. So we will get your thoughts
on this gas station story that involves chewing tobacco and
just disgusting things. We'll have that coming up for you
on wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Thanks, it's the Josh and the Show on one O
six point seven DOUBLELLZ, Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Alrighty, it's the Beastie Boys on one O six point
seven Detroit's Wheels. I'm Josh. Hello, let's see this story
about a seven eleven. Now, you know that our friend
James over here has had quite many bad experiences working
in the gas station industrvenience stop industry. I think that's

(01:11:34):
a better stop. What we know we call that in
the industry. So he said, this is a Florida man story,
but it's it's more about the gas station. Florida man
who apparently mistook a seven eleven toilet for a Ritz
Carlton bathroom was arrested yesterday for striking a female clerk
in the face with a wad of his chewing tobacco

(01:11:57):
due to the convenience stores lack of toilet oh, I mean,
in fairness, in his defense, I mean, you go in there,
you go ten two hundred, there's no toilet paper. I mean,
that's kind of on you, James, to make sure that
there is toilet paper in the seven to eleven bath
is true, but you have to take into consideration is
this clerk alone. You know, you have to have somebody

(01:12:17):
that's in watching the actual store but also maintaining all
the different elements of the sea stop. I respect that,
but I mean, if people stealing stuff doesn't even matter.
Then who cares? Just go in and put the toilet paper,
because the number one priority, as you told us, was
to make sure you don't have a confrontation when these
pies to say stay safe. Correct. So if that's the case,
then who cares if the store is unoccupied for five

(01:12:39):
minutes because someone will steal something and your boss will
be like, well this, you didn't fight them. That's true,
but then you have no way to document and call
the police if you can see the actual fest true occur.
Let's see, investigators say Dalton Albert forty entered the Penelas
Park business around eight thirty am to quote utilize the bathroom.
He won't build it up. Yeah, he had to take
a dump. Yeah, I had to go poopies. Uh, seen

(01:13:02):
at the right. Albert subsequently argued with the victim, Rajah Sultana,
over the lack of toilet paper. As recorded by a
security camera, Albert gathers a wad of tobacco from his
mouth and throws it at the victim and it landed
on her face cloth face. You never had any of
that happen. Oh, thank god, what's the worst thing that

(01:13:24):
happened to you? Like in a confrontation like that. Honestly
didn't have many. I didn't have many conversations. I mean
the worst thing I had to deal with was somebody
blowing out the bathroom. You know that was walking there.
You're like, oh my god, looks like somebody had yeah
and up their butt. Yeah, that's gross and you have
to deal with that. Like, I've been peen and uh
in porta potties a lot because I walk my dog
for just hours at a time, and if we're here

(01:13:46):
at the park that's got a porta potty, I'm like,
I gotta go, right, So then I have to force
my dog into a port No, because I can't just
leave him out there because I'm by myself. Don't you
have him on a leash? Where am I going to
put him? Well, you just you kind of keep the
leash on your hand, You keep the dog out of
the porta potty, and you close the door behind you.
That's no way that's going to work, because then the
door is not gonna shut. Then people are gonna see

(01:14:07):
me tinkling. It's a whole thing. Oh No, So I
forced him. He is that Josh guy? Is that ay
new dock of rock? Tickuling in a porto. Yeah, whoa
bring his dog into the porta potty avenue a dog
of rock too? Yeah, so then I have to put
my dog in the porta potty and try not to
pee on my dog. My dog hates going into like
these small areas. I'm like, dude, I have to pay.

(01:14:29):
Do you want this walk to continue? What if your
dog like falls in, I'm not gonna put him on
the porta potty. He sounds like, he sounds fussy. What
he hops up on the toilet and falls in and
I got a blue goo dog. That's I feel bad.
That won't be the only thing on him either. Dude,
They're so disgusting. These porta potties at these parks are
just I did see one though, where there's one that

(01:14:51):
you have to have an app to access the porta potty.
It's all nice. I forgot what it was called. Let
me see if I can find the name of this thing.
This thing was awesome. So it was over at a
park I think in Royal Oak that I went to,
and this thing was like it was all operated by
your your phone. You had to be a member. This
was called Throne and basically you access it by scanning.

(01:15:14):
They'll send you an invite basically to it, and then
you can enter the porta potties. So that's what they
can track who's in there. And if it gets destroyed,
it comes back to you and it keeps like just
vagrants from going in there and you know, just blowing
it up and leave. And see this is what it
looks like. Oh wow, I know that's it's like a
mobile home of porta potties. That's fancy it is. I saw,
I got the name of the park. I still have
to give you a list of parks that I frequent

(01:15:36):
in my town and part of the municipality that I
work for that have bathrooms, like indoor regular bathrooms open.
See that's the key. Is open year round. Like there's
one out in Troy. I take my dog to the
Troy Trails are because there's a dog park there and everything.
They have a bathroom that's open year round and it's warm,
so just like a hater in there and you go
and you tinkle and it's clean.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
But a lot of these parks only have just standalone
port potties that are disgusting, just gross. So right now
is the time of the year with the closing all
of the bathrooms, correct, and all you have is the
option for a porta potty. So it's gross. We just
opened a new park right and right where I work. Well,
I'll make my way over there round bathrooms, just so

(01:16:18):
I have the tingle. That is true though. That's part
of the way I pick which parks I take my
dog to. Is do I know if there's at least
a porta potty there? Because I drink a lot of
water and I tinkle a lot. Now maybe it's in
my old age. I just pee all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
I just pee.

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
It's not stop. Those issues are starting. But I'll tell
you that porta potty. I'm intrigued by it. I know
it has to pay to be a part of that throat.
I would imagine you do. I would thinkure at least
be a member, Like I think you have to sign
up and be a member of this elite thrown porta
potty universe. But it looks awesome. It's like the double
wide trailer, but like a clean one. You would even

(01:16:54):
call it a trailer. You'd call it like a manufactured home,
Like it's that kind of classy trailer, not like, oh,
we're going to the trailer park. We're going to get
a manufactured home. And that's what I think. That's more
like I think manufact It looks beautiful. And I'm again like,
you're not going to get bums in there, because like
bums may go in there and just blow that thing up,
or construction workers or somebody may just go in there

(01:17:15):
and blow it up and leave all sorts of nasties.
Like the porta potties are so gross that you just
stare forward, get your business done.

Speaker 5 (01:17:22):
Go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
If you luck out and get a porta potty that's
got the little urinal on the side, that's the best
break because you don't have to look at the depth
of hell. And one of my great disgusts and fears
in life is pain on other people's pee and pooh
and toilet paper. For whatever reason, it makes me physically
ill to do that. Gross. So I but when you

(01:17:44):
score a porta potty that has the little urinal on
the side, at least that's a good break for you.
But because then you can just pretend all that nastiness
isn't there. Correct hold your breath for a minute, minute,
and then you're done. But yeah, so anyway, that's that
thrown apps. That's fancy. I have to look into that.
Have to get into these porta potties when you're, you know,
like a bigger dude. Then I have to put my
dog in there with me, and I feel bad for him.

(01:18:06):
My wife gets matched. Why did you put the dog
in the porta pipe? Was you rather him run away?
I had to pee. I can't leave him out there.
He's gonna run away. He's find a post and tie
the leads to it while you go, do you he'll
run away if I do that. He's cunning, he'll figure
it out. I was not love you that much. If
he's so like dedicated to running away, well he's active.
I don't know what to tell you. But anyway, now

(01:18:28):
you know, all right, let's play some rock and roll
for you. Now, how about we give you pearl jam
on Detroit's Wheels one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels,
Josh and his show. Hello. So the Facebook is still
pulled up in here, and I was still on the
Big Gym's House Facebook page. Oh yeah, and I guess
every day they post a video of some segment they do.

(01:18:49):
Hey in defense of Big Gym they're more technologically advanced
than we are so far. So credit to Big Jim. Now,
Casey's gonna hear this and be like, you know, big
Gym is hosting videos, but we're working on it. I
don't know what this bit is. It says highway to
half baked. I have no idea what that is. I mean,

(01:19:11):
we could listen to it and see. I don't know
says highway to half baked seen double. All right, well,
I guess we could play this. I'm hold on, hold on,
Big Jim, don't start without me.

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Let's see here. Can me turn this on? So this
is Big Jim's house. That's the kind of bits they're
doing over there on Big Jim's house. Let's see, here
we go.

Speaker 8 (01:19:32):
Forty five year old teacher in London. His name's Mark Bryan.
I mentioned his name because he's actually back in the
hospital for getting too many high fives. Anyway, he had
surgery on his right eye.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Okay, I think I'm out. All right, that sounds dumb.
I'm not interested in this. Destroy Hey, here's a guy
who's gotten too many high fives. Okay, that's fine. Look
nothing against this guy. I don't know him. Whatever. It
seems fine, but that just doesn't sound interesting to me.
Now you can say, gosh, you're not interesting, and that's
totally fine, different strokes for different folks, But like, if

(01:20:05):
we're being honest, I've gone in because I listened to
this some of the stuff that other people in town do,
just to see what people are doing. What are you
up against? So I've heard a little bit of David
Chuck's podcast. It's fine, it is what it is. I'll
listen to the sports guys. And then I went in
trying to find audio of this big gym to see
like what they're doing over on CSX, which I guess
people would kind of consider more of our direct competitors

(01:20:26):
than these other people. And the podcast is four minutes long,
that's it. And it's just like this bit, and I'm like,
what is this show? I don't understand what this show is,
but this is real.

Speaker 8 (01:20:39):
I didn't think this is a real condition. So he
has eye surgery's right on. He comes home, he's cooking
sausages and he.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Say, the guy sounds pleasant. He's got a very pleasant delivery.
He sounds he sounds like he should be playing. Like
his delivery fits that of a station that plays like
music for you and your family. You know what I'm saying.
Like that's like he sounds like he's a family man,
he's a good dude. Well, he's just talking about his
overall delivery just sounds like that. Like his voice, his delivery.

(01:21:07):
It sounds like that of like someone who should be
playing Christmas music right now, Like that's his delivery. Sounds
like to me, it's British, you know you hear his
eyes sound like some guy who should be in jail
right now. Sausage is up and.

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
Suddenly noticed there's a pair of breasts in the corner
of his eye. He could see a pair of boobs.
Oh wait, wait, we're working blue. Okay, now I was wrong.
I take it back. Big Gim is working blue. He
sees breast boobs and as he's as he looks in
his right eye, he sees boobs and they won't go away. Yeah,
there's there's he's alone, so he starts.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
To see these. I still don't understand the name of
this bid highway to half baked, Like I don't understand
the name of the bid. Yeah, I'm not sure, Like
I don't know what it means. I've heard him say
it's highway to half baked. I'm like, I don't understand
what this means.

Speaker 8 (01:21:50):
Here's the thing, ten straight days of these hallucinations.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
He said.

Speaker 8 (01:21:56):
It was like, in a quote, having Pamela Anderson pin
to my face for ten days.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
That's cool for a bit. It's almost like a Twilight
Zone episode.

Speaker 8 (01:22:05):
It sounds really cool until you've got pam right there
for ten days.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
He said.

Speaker 8 (01:22:10):
It was everywhere, brushing his teeth, watching TV, even grocery shopping.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
There's a paraple. Just don't understand the bed is. I
guess what I'm getting out of here. I don't know. Now. Granted,
we just say offensive things on here and we consider
that humor, so I don't know what to tell you,
But yeah, I don't know, but I try. Like, I'm
just curious. This video popped up. But I'm like, hey,
I'll watch this and see what Big Gym does. What
he's been around a long time, does nothing against the guy.
I don't know the guy. I was just genuinely curious

(01:22:36):
to see, Hey, what does big Gim talk about on
the Big Gym radio program? And it says highway to
half baked? I'm like, what is that? And then I
still have no idea what Highway to half Baked means.
You know, it's doon it has some sort of drug
related story. I would have thought, but this doesn't seem
that way right. It's right there in his face. What
the heck? Charles Bonnet syndrome. You can google this, folks.

Speaker 8 (01:22:58):
It's where the brain fills in missing visual info with
vivid hallucination.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
I think that's what we're missing. There's just some girl
to yell in the background, like what is that? I
think if we had that job is taken, sir, occupied,
that job is taken, sir. I am the male equivalent, sir.
I am the one in the background screaming why is that?
But you'll be trying to give away my gig see that?
And they want us to add another person, and I'm like,

(01:23:24):
I don't know. I don't know that we need another person.
And they're like, well you need somebody in there. I'm like,
what to sit there in the back and go what
is that? If I first of all, I would clear
my browser history because we know what he's looking at.
So the hallucinations faded as his eye healed. They went
away after ten days. Oh, man, he's probably like I
miss him. We have one on behalf of every man.

(01:23:45):
I don't think we need that. Yeah, that sounds like
a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
Apparently my girl Aaron used to be on there, and
Aaron's a wonderful person. She used to Aaron V hung
out with me some of those days when we were
first starting. She's wonderful. She is much better than whatever
this is. I'll give her that in the world. Yeah,
it went away.

Speaker 8 (01:24:06):
I went away oay, so out of anything you could imagine.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
His was a pair of.

Speaker 8 (01:24:11):
Boobs and it's no us why his quote is the city?

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Okay, Look, I'm fully aware that what we do isn't
for everybody. That's totally fine. I get that. I'm totally fine.
I just don't get this. I don't. I struggled to like,
I can understand while your boys Dave and Shuck havevin Audie,
I get I totally get it. I understand it. I
get it. I don't know what this is. I just
it's like what is highway to half baked? I don't

(01:24:40):
even know what that is. And this is not me.
I'm not saying this to be insulting. I'm saying this
with peace and love. I don't even know this Big
Gym from Adam. I couldn't tell you who he is.
But like I listened to this and I'm like, why
would like why why would somebody be like, I'm gonna
do today, I'm gonna turn on Big Gym so I
can hear Highway to Half Baked. I like, what is that?
I don't even know what that means? Maybe something his
fans are c for. Maybe I think people are tuned

(01:25:02):
in to hear what we do.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Of course, boy like a big boy or Eli.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
On See, that's what people are tuned into the radio
for every morning to hear. You know, he's that big buye.
He's that big boys. She's got super powers. It was exhausting.
It's like she has super pails because she was very strong.
I think that's what people are tuned in for. By
the way, I'm two minutes into this highway that there's
two more minutes of this highway to half Bay. I'm like,
what's the point. I don't know. At least explain to
me the name of the bit and help me understand it.

(01:25:30):
Help me understand it, Big Gym. All that said, like
I really want to kick their ass. It's all I
want to do. I want to kick their ass. I
want to kick riffs out, I want to do all that.
Like that's like it drives me. I just want to
beat these people. But see, here's my problem. I'll listen
to radio shows that I think suck, and then I'll
just get angry and I'm like, how are people listening
to that? We'll spend less time on their stuff and

(01:25:50):
just think about how we can do time.

Speaker 4 (01:25:55):
I do the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
That's what I do all the time. Thank you best
and John I did. That's what I do all the time.
Think about this all the time. But I just just
popped up on my Facebook and I'm like, well, I
wonder what this sounds like. And I have no idea
what the point is.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
Is all.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
I don't understand the name of the bed or anything.
Explain it to me, like I'm four, it's all. That's
all I'm asking for. I don't I just still sass me.
I'm not I'm I'm just saying I'm not sassin. I'm
just forget. These are the people that sent you away.
Oh I know they sent you away. And then I
slid it and I said, I will save you. It's
my savior, my Jesus. I came to town, I wrote,

(01:26:31):
and I said, we're going to save James today.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Course a big boy. I'm glad I got a big boy.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
Or Elli switch, you're a big boy, I'm glad I
got a big boy. Yeah, yeah, see exactly. So just
remember that anytime you're telling me to stop talking, just
remember who butters the bread here. You can butter my
biscuits anytime. You will gladly butter your biscuits. And don't
forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
If you missed any of the Josh in his show
on demand on our free I Yard Radio one of.

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
Six point seven Wlzels one of six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh and Hiss Show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
What is this message you have? What is this?

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
Uh you want to read the post? Let me let
me read this all right? So this is from this
is Scream and Scott. Yes, okay, So Scream and Scott
posted about us. Now, I know we talked about that earlier.
All I said was, I think it's weird that someone
fills in on someone's show and then calls it their show.
I think that's weird. I don't know what this scream
and Scott does I don't even know. I don't even

(01:27:33):
know who he is. I don't care. I don't care
about disc jockeys, no offense, I just don't care other
than Doug pudeut I loved. Other than that, I don't
care about disc jockeys and Rob and then my wife.
That's the only disc jockeys I care about. That's it. Well,
Casey and Casey, I'm sorry and Casey, those are the
only disc jockeys I care about. And anybody else who
works an iHeart here that's a disc jockey, But that's it.

(01:27:56):
Outside of that, disc jockeys are dopes that possess very
little skill. Okay, that said sounds like Josh Anos is
scared of little old me, the oldest of old man
reactions to something that's taking my last name and saying
anus like if we put it in chat GPT, it
doesn't even really rhyme. It's right up there with you know,

(01:28:18):
with enjoy another failed experiment. Can't help but feel sorry
for him. Shows me. I'm doing my job. I do
it for you guys. Thanks Josh for listening to my show.
I don't even know who you are. I just saw
on Facebook that you're some guy that fills in for
this big gym and then calls it screaming Scott's neighborhood

(01:28:38):
or some crap. I don't even know who you are.
What does he do? Like? I, honest to god, don't
know who's like? What does he do? He's a disc jockey?
What does he do? I know? Is he afternoons middays? Wait?
Is he the guy that does the Beatles birthday thay
things he does?

Speaker 9 (01:28:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
God, look, I take I take back the things I
said about Big Jim. Halfway to Half bad Aked or
whatever that bit is or Highway to half Baked is
an exponentially better bit than say happy birthday to Sarah Jones.
She's turning sixty years young today in Troy, thanks Willard Scott.

(01:29:20):
And look at uh listen, this is Karen o'hulahan. Wow,
she's turning one hundred years young today thanks to smuckers. Fuckers,
don't come at me, get disc jockey putts. I'm not
afraid of you or your crappy radio station either. Look,
our radio station's crappy, but at least it's my crappy

(01:29:41):
radio station. Don't come at me with your junk. You're
old folks home screaming, Scott's old folks home. Get out
of here. Somebody coming at me. Here's our bit today
we played the Beatles' birthday song. Cool? What's next? Are
you gonna do? Like the birth reports too? Like every morning,

(01:30:03):
Hey it's such and such as a Hey Steve and
Sarah Jones. Hey it's their anniversary today. Here's deep Purple
coming at me. All I said is you. I don't
even know who you are, but now I do, because
you're the guy that does the Beatles song. I didn't
know that that was you. So congrats your legendary for

(01:30:26):
playing the Beatles' birthday song and talking up records. Congratulations,
you've done it. At least, Arthur p said, Baby, at
least he's legendary because he said, babe, what are you
known for the Beatles' birthday song? You know who else
is known for that? Every crappy classic rock dish jockey ever,
Scott Randall, you better know. No, I've gotten more. You

(01:30:57):
have an empty to thank you. I'm not Trek Scooble.
I haven't empty the tank. The tank is not emptied yet.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
Palertly think it's a Detroit dooint if they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Yes, I got empty the tank coming at me, screaming Scot.
Another failed experiment. Like last time I checked. You bastards
are in twentieth place too. You suck too for no offense.
But like you guys, look you're in the toilet too.
We're both in the same porta potty, Scott, So don't

(01:31:29):
come at me floating, but we will be the last
turd floating.

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
I want to kill these I want to kill that
crappy radio station, so bad. What a bad radio station,
old folks, whole mass radio station, that's garbage. See now
I didn't want to do this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
This.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
All I brought up was that this guy fills in
for this big gym and then calls it his show,
and I find that to be off putting. Now this
guy wants to call me josh Anus. Is if I
have a heard that a thousand times? Screaming Scott. Wonder
how they approached him with that. We think you need
an angle. Well, I mean I can call myself, well man,

(01:32:10):
I'm Scott. They go, well, that's not gonna pop on
our rock radio station, is it. Well, I mean I
sometimes I scream, We're gonna call you, screaming Scott, I
was gonna go with meltdown.

Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
They took that already.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Can hacky rock station crap coming at me now you've
pissed me off. You've pissed me off not because you
insulted me, because you've insulted my radio station. You've insulted
my boss indirectly. You're a hack. If someone's gonna insult
our boss is gonna be me, It's gonna be me.
It's gonna be josh As. I'm tired of playing nice
around here. I'm ain't gonna get us anywhere. Like everybody's

(01:32:51):
playing nice. Don't insult the other guys. They're losers in
their stations. Sucks and it's boring. Tired of playing nice.
Stop playing nice with these people. Nice doesn't get to
the sales. Nice doesn't keep you employed. It's the fastest
who gets paid, and it's the fastest who gets laid.
Being first your last. So I have a goal. My
goal is to put that crappy radio station out of business.

(01:33:13):
Have them play in Regional Mexican first. It's a race
to see which one of us is playing Regional Mexican.
Who will be the u el Kelly. It ain't gonna
be us.

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
If it is, i'll learn how to speak Spanish. But
it's not gonna be us. That is my goal. Here's
the new one from Bad Bunny, that'll be us. Here
is it's a Selena Tuesday here on La Caliente. Here's
bitty bitty bum bum. Oh. Now see now what you've
done is you've woken up the beast in me, screaming, Scott,
you don't want this. Not all of us are hacks

(01:33:46):
that get to live off of accomplishments of a radio
station thirty years ago. Now I'm jj McCarthy. Now what
you've done is nine is out. Nine is out. Now
you've got nine out. Now what I've done is I
turned my hat around this over the top.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
What I do is I just try to take my
hat and I turn it around and it's like a
twitch that goes on.

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
I'm playing nice with all these crappy disc jockeys and
talk show hosts. No offense if you like these guys,
but they suck and that's okay. Disc jockey coming at me, Josh,
is hey play the Beatles' birthday song. Hey guys, it's
Janelle's birthday today In Troy out in Rochester Hills. Hey, Sarah,
happy birthday. What do you also host like a farm report?

(01:34:33):
To let me ask you something? Screaming Scott, do you
guys do like a swap shop on there too? Like,
Hey Scott, I got a carbon rator. I'm looking to
move here, Bow I'm willing to buy or trade coming
at me, that's a very am I mean they're one

(01:34:53):
step above that right now with the crap they do,
and they're snoozefest guys. I need this all to come
together and put that station out of business. It's all
I want to do. It's all I want to do today.
I want to put the first of all, they fired
my my new best friend over here, first of all,
for the company has a hold it and that the
company to go away too. They fired my brand new

(01:35:14):
best friend of three weeks. I won't tolerate that because
I'm a loyal team player. I'm loyal to my peeps,
my hero. I watch him as he GAVI.

Speaker 6 (01:35:27):
So there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:28):
I know I've talked way too long here, but you
know what, who cares? You know what? You're gonna hear good,
You'll hear stained. In five minutes, you'll hear it at
the same time of irol okay, I don't care screaming
Scott Big Jim and screaming Scott awesome. Very clever anyway,

(01:35:51):
So and I'm josh Anis, which I've heard from every
loser on the planet ever, very clever. But if I
go about like yelling josh Anus, how about that that's
my new name. I'm yelling josh. Well, if you're josh Anus,
maybe you should be like tutin'. Maybe we need to
do I'm tutin' josh And then I need to find

(01:36:12):
a new birthday song. He's like, I'll use the Steedy
Wonder birthday song for mine. Maybe that'll be my hacky bit,
like we do birthdays and here's you know, happy birthday too.
There you go anyway, I must go now. I'm way
behind on commercials. Oh no, we got a look. This

(01:36:34):
is probably the last thing we're gonna say today because
I got about forty minutes of commercials to make up.
So just keeping it real, I butchered the clock for
the station today, and I don't care because I'm tired
of pussy footing around with these lousy, crappy radio stations.
And that's what they are so screaming stud Look, I
didn't start this war. All I said is I don't
understand why you called it your show if it's not

(01:36:56):
your show, That's all I said. Also, you don't do
a show. You're a disc jockey. You do it's called
an air shift. You don't do a show. I know
what you think is I do a show because I'll
play the Beetle music song and I'll say happy mart
Dada Glenda in Rochester Hill. You don't do a show.
You're a disc jockey. You talk up records. You're talentless.

(01:37:18):
Screaming Scott, you can't even go by your actual name.
Screaming Scott big Gym's not even big anymore. I saw
the video. You're liars too all. He is one of
six Boy seven Detroit's wheels. See now I injured myself
yelling about this screaming Scott. Now my voice is shot.
It's a whole deal. Now imagine all that screaming he does.

(01:37:42):
Although I've never heard him screaming. All I heard was
the Birthday song. The time I listened, I didn't know
who that. I didn't know that's who that was, because
I heard no screaming. But then again, when I listen
to Doc, I'm not watching someone performing surgery on led
Zeppelin or something. It was a diagnosis on some sort
of a medical condition. He's like web MD, you're definitely
suffering from a case of the bad rocks. Yeah, so

(01:38:03):
I don't know, but hey, what are you gonna do?
So AnyWho, I guess you got to get out of
here because I'm way behind on everything today. We could
also just stay here until noon if you want. I
don't care, but because that's what Doc says, you should
just stay there as long as you can. Well, I
got to be home by noon. I got a babysitting
on the clock, So all right, we will stay here

(01:38:23):
until ten. So I guess perfect we will get out.
So Rob Brandt is coming up next. He'll have the
rest of the morning and early afternoon for you, and
then the great Doctor of Rock, someone we love very much.
People get all worked up on the Facebook ause I
keep saying the new Dock of Rock. That's just a
screw with the people on Facebook because they're rage baited

(01:38:45):
very easily. Just know that I did not consider myself
the new Dock of Rock. There's only one Dock of
Rock and that is screaming Scott. No, that's a joke there,
he's not he's screaming Scott. He's not the dock of Rock. Ah.
But we love the doc anyways, our face favorite. So anyway,
we're gonna get out of here and we will see
you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
This is the Joshinness Show on one of six point
seven WLLZ.

Speaker 2 (01:39:10):
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