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The Josh Ennis Show on one six point seven WLLZ
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Welcome into the Josh Innis Show Monday. After a weekend
of beerd drinking and hell Rais and how are you
and slinging a lot of meat, I spent a lot
of time in Sterling Heights this weekend slinging meat out
of the back of a truck. Speaking of Sterling Heights,
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I love you guys out there, but the traffic in
Sterling Heights is somewhat phenomenal, just based on how big
the little area is. Not a big area for us.
It's a nice sized area, you know this, But the
traffic and Sterling high it is absurd. Of course, you
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got all like the Michigan U turns and everything there,
so it's you. You can't turn left anywhere, so it's
turn right here. You turn here, turn right here, and
if you missed the U turn, you're gonna all the
way down make another U turn. You know this, you've
been there. It is bonkers driving through the main drag
in Sterling Heights. I don't know how you guys can
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handle it on a day in, day out. Basis, if
you are in Sterling Heights right now, does the traffic
also suck at six oh five in the morning, And
I know you're out there, so if you want to
get in eight seven seven nine, eight eight one oh
sixty seven. I was blown away by the bumper to
bumper traffic and it never stopped. Now, once you got
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past a certain point it opened up, like once you
get more towards Youdicut everything it opens up. But when
you were in Sterling Heights and you're driving by the
Portillos and the Dead Mall and that Holyday to Target
all that area over there, bumper to freaking bumper. But anyway,
I love you guys on Sterling Hins. Just an observation.
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Other stuff going on. Tigers won the weekend series. That's good.
Hindon Hooker is not really who is quarterback wise for
the Lions right now. Let's hope Jared goff boy a
lot of beer drinking this weekend, though football was on
all weekend, and there's football tonight as well, so Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
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Monday preseason football. Yes, this is the first time since
being on this station that I've had a Sunday football
drinking party and had to get up at four o'clock
in the morning. Today. I'm okay, but that's because my
beer drinking Sunday football party started much later than normal.
What will become of me when I start drinking beer
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at eleven o'clock in the morning on Sundays and drink
until eleven o'clock at night on Sunday? What will I
sound like on those Monday I'll probably sound like a
lot of you will sound on those Mondays, because I
think we're similar people. We're gonna roll out of bed
and we're gonna do it. Why are we gonna roll
out of bed and do it? Name a song by
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an otherwise great band or artist that you hate, like
that would be that for me? Like I have nothing
against don't stop believing. But I think what's happened is
somewhere along the way it became one of these drunken
white people at a bar songs and I just got
sick of it. It doesn't even mean it's a bad song. Necessarily,
it just means that I'm sick of hearing it. I
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think that's what happens with people. We don't think that
a lot of these songs are bad. We've just heard
them so many times, or we associate them with something
so annoying or some situation we were in that we
grow to hate them. That is, don't stop believing for me,
because Journey is otherwise an incredible band with an amazing catalog,
and you go, Journey is great. Anytime Journey is there
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in concert, you go see Journey because a hit after
hit after hit, it's not Wheel in the sky. It's
girl can't help it. If it's girl can't If girl
can't help it, isn't it it's only the young. If
it's not only the young, it's faithfully. If it's not faithfully,
it's open arms go down the list. Journey is banger
after banger after banger after banger. Right, that's great. But
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then there's that song that will never go away and
it will never die. And that's that for me. When
you think of that one song from an otherwise very
good band or an otherwise very good artist, and you go, please,
I don't want to hear that song ever again, what
is that song for you? I'm genuinely curious. Here, text
the word Josh and your song the five nine five
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seven zero or call eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh sixty seven. Program that number in your phone.
I actually met a listener this weekend at one of
the meat truck remotes and he said, uh, you guys
have a text line. I said, yeah, I have a
text line. Text me. He actually got out his phone
and put in the text number. It is now saved
under Josh WL. So you should try that. Text the
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word Josh. You have to put my name in it,
Josh and your message to five nine five seven zero
or call eight seven seven ninety eight one oh sixty
seven an otherwise great band or artist like Journey. Journey
is a great band, but don't stop believing has been
played so much that it falls into the category if
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horrible for me? What is that song for you from
an otherwise great band or artist eight seven seven ninety
eight one oh six seven or text the word Josh
and your song to five nine five seven zero. All right,
So question that's out there and this we're sitting around,
we're listening to the songs that are playing this morning
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and we hear don't Stop Believing, and don't Stop Believing
for me is a song that you can put it.
It's certainly in the overplayed category, but it's one of
those songs by an otherwise great artist or band that
you go, God, I'm sick of this song. Then in
basically you hate the song. You hate the song because
you've heard it too many times, or maybe it's just
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a terrible song. Like I think, don't Stop Believing is
a fine song, and if you're the right level of
drunk and around the right number of white people at
a bar one in the morning, you'll all sing it.
It's like that piano Man. Piano Man is not a
bad song. You're just sick of here in Piano Man,
because Billy Joel's got fifty other songs that are phenomenal,
and you're sick of here in piano Man. And that
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falls into that category of drunk white people singing at
one o'clock in the morning at the bar. Neil Diamond.
Neil Diamond one of my favorite artists of all time.
In fact, I flooded the jukebox with two artists this
weekend at Cozy Lounge and Hazel Park, Neil Diamond and
Steely Dan and oh actually three artists and the Little
River Band and we had a yacht rock party baby
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at the at Cozy Lounge this weekend, so much so
that the bartender goes, hey, did you play all this
yacht rock? And I go yeah, and she goes, thank you,
because I am a man of the people. But the
question is, or really it's I guess it's a question
what is a band or an artist? I need you
to name a band or an artist, a great band
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or artist, and name their worst song or a song
that's terrible. And I got some text messages and again,
text the word Josh, and your message to five nine
five seven zero. Let's see here. Give Me three Steps
by Skinnard. Disagree, disagree one hundred percent. Give Me three
Steps is a great tune if you're gonna go with
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like I mean, the overplayed skinnerd would be free Bird probably,
but Freebird's a great song. See I've never gotten sick
of free Bird. There are certain songs I don't stop
believing is a song I've gotten sick of free Bird?
I don't get sick of Let's see Bohemian Rhapsody I
have a hot take. I am not anti Queen by
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any means. I am. Actually I take that back. Queen
is one of those bands that I appreciate, and I
don't think the song suck. I just don't really like
Queen right like I'm tired of Queen. I worked at
a radio station. My previous radio station played like the
catalog was like forty Queen songs deep every Queen song
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you can imagine, Bohemian Rhapsody and Fat Bottom Girls, and
I like too, and then I sick like all that,
and I'm like, I don't want to hear any more Queen.
It's just one of those things where I got beaten
over the head with so much Queen that I got
sick of Queen. Let's see another text, The Boys are
Back in Town by Finn Lizzie. They put out more
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than one f and song they did, but I got
a hot take on that song. I could make an
argument that if you were on a classic rock radio station,
which I don't consider us to be a classic rock
radio station. We are not a classic rock radio station.
We are a rock radio station. We play songs that
if they rock, we play them. That's what we do.
But if you were building like a top ten list
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of the biggest classic rock songs of all time, like
just as far as radio classassic rock songs, go Finn Lizzie,
the Boys Are Back in Town would actually be in
my top five classic rock songs radio classic rock songs
of all time. This person says, we built this city
on rock and roll. See, I think you failed the
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assignment or misunderstood it. No one is accusing Starship of
being a great band with a bad song. Starship is
a bad band with like ten bad songs, all right,
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So get all years in now you can text the
word Josh and your song. It's gotta be a bad
song from an otherwise great band or artist. That's what
I'm looking. Let's go to the phones. Hello Wheels, Josh.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
You look for a great band that's got a bad song.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah, what you got?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Well? I got a great man that's got a bad album.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
All right? What is it?
Speaker 5 (10:04):
How about Van Halen three with the guy from from Extreme.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
That's Gary Charon you're talking about? Thank you? So I
had never heard that album before. I've heard the stories
about how terrible the album is. I'd never actually heard it,
and I don't even know where to get it or
get like, I didn't have it nobody. There's not a
song from that album that anybody really knows. So I
was at another radio station and the music director said,
I can get you a copy of that, like I've
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got a copy of it. I'll burn you a copy.
So he brings me a copy of van Halen three,
and he says, there's a song you need to play
that is widely considered the worst song on this album,
the worst van Halen song, and really one of the
worst songs ever. And I said, well, what is that?
And it's called how Many Say I is the name
of this song, and it's sung by Eddie van Halen.
It's like seven minutes long, and it didn't disappoint. It
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was like a magnum opus of poop. It was poop.
It was truly so bad. And I'd like to get
a copy of it and play it for you here, honestly,
because I feel like you need to experience this song.
If you never have, if you actually bought and listened
to van Halen three, please give me a text, text
the word Josh and your message to five nine five
seven zero, because you deserve a medal. Because I went
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through some of those songs and they were dreadful. Some
of the other suggestions here on the text rock Sand
with like three throw up faces. I've got a very
controversial take. I don't even know if it's a controversial take,
but regarding songs like rock Sand and Don't Stand So
Close to Me and all that other stuff, my controversial
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take is f the police. Let's see what's going on
on the phone.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
Hello, Wheels, Are you the guy that I just heard
say F the police on the radio?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Yes, but I think you might have misunderstood sir.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
Well, I don't know where you come from. I don't
know your story.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Where are you from? Well, that's kind of a long story.
I mean a little bit of everywhere. I guess I.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
Don't really care about your story. But I turned on
my radio and I don't want to hear this liberal
propaganda about if the police. What's next? You're gonna get
on the radio and tell me that my son should
be a girl. Is that what your next move is?
You're gonna tell me I should lop off his donger
and make him.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
A little girl.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Now, while you're with your liberal propaganda in here, are
you with her? Is that what I'm tuning into here.
I tune into here good red blood of American rock
and roll music, and what I get out of you
is I'm getting a bunch of the How dare.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
You, sir? I'm fairly certain that you misunderstood the context.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Do you know what our law enforcement does for us
on a day in, day out basis?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I do.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
That's why I got and this house. We support the
police sign in my yard in Hazel Park.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I live at Hazel Park.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
No, I don't care that you're from hazel Park. You
say you're from Hazel Park. I don't care that you.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Live in hazel Park.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
What I'm here for is to tell you that I
don't turn on WLLZ to hear f the police. If
I wanted to hear that kind of Jimber Jabber, I
would turn on the rap music STUF. I ain't here
for that.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Brother. I'm fairly certain you've misunderstood the situation.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I ain't your brother. I ain't brothers with nobody that's
going to say. If the police get out of the city,
go go on over to California. If that's what you're into,
find a brother over there or a boyfriend over there.
Go do that, go to California and go hug a tree, hippy.
But I'll tell you this, whenever you find yourself in
a situation that somebody's mugging you are breaking into your house,
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I'll bet you won't be saying if the.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Police sir, okay, goodbye, I gotta let you go again.
The context was somebody said they didn't like the song
rock Sande by the Police, the band the Police, as
per our conversation about bands that have songs you hate great,
bands that have songs you hate, to which I said,
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if the police as in the band, the police, not
law enforcement. If you would have shut up for ten seconds,
I could have explained that to you, but you sounded
like someone that may not have understood anyway. One of
six point seven Detroit wheels trapped with two t's. Let's
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see hello, Julia, you're on. Hey. I just wanted to
say to that guy who called F you, it's.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
About time somebody got on the radio and said what
we all think.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
F the police off the police, Yes, goodbye, okay again,
thank you. I didn't say F the police is in
the police, it's the band the police. I did not
mean to start some sort of war between you people
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calling the radio station. It's the band the police. The
lead singer is sting. I did not know that that
would cause such an uproar with people. Now, if you'd
like to call eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven, you can also text. Text the word
Josh and your message to five nine five seven zero
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five nine five seven zero. You might just want to
save that number in your phone. Text the word Josh
and your message to five nine five seven zero. Save
me from this, please one oh six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh in the show Hello friends, how are you?
Take you? A look at what's going on? In sports?
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Tiger's got their asses kicked yesterday eight to one was
the final. My man Chris Paddock, bless his heart, he's
traded here. He had one really good game, one middling game,
and this one sucks. But my man had to eat
some innings because they're saving the bullpen. So Chris Paddock's
just out there getting bludgeoned eight runs over five and
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two thirds innings and there was nothing to write home about. Offensively,
it was a blowout of his bag. But the positive
that comes out of this is this Cleveland lost to
Atlanta five to four. The guard Indians have now lost
three games in a row. A week ago we were
sweating well. With those three losses in a row, and
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with the Tigers taking this series this weekend, the Cats
are now eight and a half up with thirty six
games to go. Do we call it now? I know
a lot of you won't. I know a lot of
you are against the idea of saying it's over, because
it looked over when it was fifteen game lead, and
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then it got down to as close as what five
and a half, four and a half last week, two
weeks ago, but eight and a half with thirty six
to go. It would take a monumental collapse. And hopefully
what we've already seen is the downturn and now we're
back on the upsway because that was a bad stretch
of baseball for a couple of weeks, but now looks
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like the offense yes yesterday excluded the offense coming back
around again. They clubbed the ball this week and now,
granted that's against the bad Minnesota team, and we talked
about that their entire lineup is gone. They traded away everybody,
they're gonna sell the team, But you still have to
play and you still have to win, and they did.
They took three or four. They took two or three
before that. So they're playing better baseball. They're taking on
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bad teams, beating bad teams. That's what you have to
do to with the division the Lions. Again. The main
talking point with the Lions coming out of preseason game
number two and now working into preseason game number three.
I guess technically three going into four because of the
Hall of Fame game, is who is gonna be the
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backup quarterback? As we talked about a lot, it does
not matter because ultimately, if Jared Goff gets hurt, it
doesn't matter who comes in. You're gonna lose. But it
appears that Kyle Allen has taken over as quarterback too.
But Dan Campbell says he hasn't totally written off Hndon Hooker.
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We slung him out again, you know, for that game
and let him go with that union. Talking about the
first unit they take on the Texans. They'll have some
joint practices this week and then Saturday at one it's
the Texans and the Lions at Ford Field. I watched
a lot of football this weekend because I'm a degenerate
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gambler and preseason football. Like some would say, Hey, you've
been on preseason football. That's a real degenerate. No, that's
a smart guy. I'm taking them down. There's one more
game tonight too, So if you're into preseason football, there's
football tonight. We had it Friday, Saturday, Sunday and now Monday,
thank the Good Lord. And there you go. My being
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Speaker 5 (19:58):
Hello Wheels, Span every day talk about how the backup
quarterback does matter. And I don't understand how you can
be so dismissive of this. If Jered Doff gets hurt,
you can't work scrum, but you got have a good
backup quarterback. Did you watch last night? You see some
of the good backup quarterbacks in the league. We don't
have one of those.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
I get that, thank you. I talked earlier, like I
watched Tyson Beagent play. Tyson Beagen is a great backup
quarterback for the bearge. I love watching that guy play.
He's great to bet on too, and I wouldn't doubt
like there are people in Chicago that want Tyson Beijen
to be their starter over Caleb Wind. He is a
very popular figure. But how many teams have a Tyson Beigin,
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which sounds odd again, I bet you Tyson Baijen at
no point in his life was like, am I gonna
be the kind of guy that on the radio people say, Hey,
not everybody's got a Tyson Beigin. Well, not every team
hasn't Tyson Beigin. It's true most teams have crappy backup quarterbacks.
But I will say this, right, I'll offer you this
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little nugget here, speaking of quarterbacks in the league. I'm
going to make a bold prediction about someone who's probably
going to start the season as a backup, but is
going to be a superstar. Bold statement alert. Coming probably
the backup for the New York Giants, because I would
imagine they're going to start Russ Wilson to start the
season just because and they've also got Jameis Winston. They
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got a very cluttered room there. Hey, if they release
Jameis Winston, go get Jamis. He'd be a good backup.
But Jackson Dart, who played at Ole Miss is going
to be a superstar. And I'm basing this just solely
on the number of bets he's hit for me in
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the preseason, But Jackson Dart is a rock star out
of all these guys that have been drafted recently. I said,
like last year in some of the names you know,
like Shuck in New Orleans, who cares, cam Ward Shador
Jackson Dart is going to be the biggest star out
of all of those guys. Dude is a baller, just
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a little food for thought. At some point he's gonna
get on the field. He's really good, all right. Eight
seven seven, one oh sixty seven. That is the number.
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singer of Survivor, not the gentleman that sang this, but
the guy that sang all of their other hits. Do
you remember a song called the Burning Heart from Rocky four?
He sang that, remember the Search is over? He sang that,
remember high on You. He sang that, remember I Can't
hold Back. He sang that, Remember the song the Moment
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of Truth from the Karate Kid.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
He sang that.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Name is Jimmy Jamison, and I sang karaoke with him.
It's a friend of my dad's. Now he's dead. It happens,
but I sang karaoke with him at a rib restaurants.
Arguably the high point of my life. Tire the tiger
now on wheels.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
God's enough.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Back on the street, to my time, to my chances,
with the distance, novels.
Speaker 7 (23:14):
Back on baby, just a man from his room to spot.
So many times it happens too fast.
Speaker 6 (23:26):
You take your fashion for ordy, don't move the grip
on the dreams of the beast fat just.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Two keep them alive.
Speaker 8 (23:38):
It's me.
Speaker 9 (23:41):
The freedom of my passing to the chasms, not spreading.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
The night, and want a tiger that's the best out
the standing home rest than they are. Still we turned
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in the stream, fill the.
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Scheme to surpxting, have sat but rossing to the challenge
of all marable and the last don't my response spiring
moment and he wanted as well.
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Rosabel Street to the top. Then the goods of the
Lorry was the instance.
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I will not gonna stop this man. Five out sid.
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With an unt word to number last good.
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Love side. I'll tid, I'll.
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Tid the I am the Tiger. That's probably what it
sounded like to all those people at the Rib restaurant,
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All right, it's wheels Josh in a show like the
Fella said, welcome in eight o five. Let's see what's
going on on the phone s here, Hello Wheels, Hey.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Josh, it's every day bread checking in body.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
Hey, how you doing, brother, I'm doing okay. I'm just
doing a little investigating for you.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
You know, I know that they had two lives going on.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
One was a Big Jim's house and the other was
more Joe.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
Big Jim only had three people including.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
Me on his live and Mojo had like one hundred
and eight. But gosh, anythink data live? Where is the
live stream?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
It's on that Facebook where you're not at.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I'm not there, You're right there, thank you. Not a
huge update there that one hundred plus people are watching
Mojo on Facebook and three are watching big Gym. Not
a huge upset there, although I would have thought more
for big Gym because I feel like his audience is
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really on Facebook. I feel like, listen. I don't even
know the guys. So maybe I'm speaking out of school here,
but I feel like, and I don't know that this
is accurate data, but I think I got this somewhere.
Seven of ten big Gym listeners have been scammed by
fake celebrities on Facebook. Seven of ten. Again, I don't
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know if that's true. That could be fake news. It
could be it could be very fake news. I'm not positive.
But that's when I've heard that seven out of ten
big Gym listeners have been scammed by fake celebrities on Facebook.
And by that I mean they have sent them Home
Depot gift cards because they asked for them. The most
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common one is they get scammed by Roger Daltrey. That's
what I understand. Speaking of did you know that the
Who is touring. I feel like I should have known this.
But the Who is touring. I saw that they kicked
off the tour in Sunrise, Florida this weekend. Had no
clue who was touring. I feel like I should have
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known this. It's the farewell tour. I bet it is.
I bet it is. Aren't they?
Speaker 5 (30:43):
All?
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Foreigner is on like year thirteen of their farewell tour?
So don't believe any of these bands when they go
on a farewell tour. But I'm looking at the list
of cities. Newark, New Jersey, Philly, Philly's a big WHO town,
though that's understandable. Atlantic City, Boston, a couple of New York's,
including New York City. Toronto. We can make it to Toronto.
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Anybody want to take a road trip to Toronto to
see the Who? Chicago, we can make it to Chicago
to see the Who. La Vancouver, Seattle, Vegas. How about
we all this. Let's take a bus, let's all get
like a party bus together, and let's go to Chicago
or Toronto to see the Who. I've never seen them.
I feel like I need to Casey make it happen.
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Let's figure something out. Let's get a group of wacos
together and let's go to Chicago and see the who.
I was looking at the set list for it, and
you also get like some solo stuff from the guys.
So you get you better? You bet? That's a jam.
Ware a say love about all?
Speaker 5 (31:49):
I think?
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Do they do? Let my love open the door? That'd
be pretty sweet too. That's a good jam. AnyWho, let's
play some rock and roll. That is Danzig. I don't
see what's going on on the phones? Hello Wheels, Hey Josh, what.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
Do you think of this Hank Winchester story?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Yeah? I saw that.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Huh, yeah it is. You got anything else? No, okay,
that is a crazy story. Turns out that Hank Winchester.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Is uh.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
Not going to be in trouble at all. He's cleared
of all wrongdoing because it turns out he did not
sexually assault or make unwanted advances. I guess was the
story to a male massage therapist. Massages are a weird
situation anyway. First off, you know the term mind over matter,
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like you got to try to like your you have
to like like tell your mind has to tell you
to not do certain things. It's kind of like it's
like you're you're you're up against it and you think
you can't do it anymore, and you're about run out
the gas, like you know, when you're running or you're
you're in a game or something. They say mind over matter.
You really have to use your mind to not get
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a boner when you're getting a massage. It is damn
near impossible. And I bet ladies do the same things too,
They get lady boners when they get massages. These are
just facts, so you have to tell yourself to not
so basically, here's why I hate getting massages because I
never relaxed, because I spend the entire time telling myself, Josh,
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don't fart, don't get a boner. Those are the two
things I tell myself every time I'm getting a massage.
And really, massages are an awkward thing to begin with
because you're putting yourself in a situation that, in its
nature is sort of a sexual situation anyway, even though
it's not supposed to be like someone's hands are on you.
I'm not saying you go full on, you know, Deshaun
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Watson with it or anything like you You don't do
bad things to people unless it's on a hub, but
like it's impossible. Don't know if other people are like me.
I don't know if other people find it difficult to
enjoy a massage because you're just too you are too
concerned about two very important things. No farts, no boners.
At least ladies when they get lady boners, they can
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be like, hey, you know what, you can't see it.
That's the perks I guess of being a lady getting
a massage. Because you want to tell me ladies when
they get some big, hulky man rubbing them down, they
know their husband doesn't do it. So when some good
looking guy starts rubbing them down, you want to tell
me a lady doesn't get excited? Oki doki? I believe that, right,
uncle ted, it's my ass exactly. You want me to
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believe that ladies don't enjoy it? Where are the ladies
at eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven.
I guarantee you this is a This is a guarantee
every lady that's listening to this show that gets a
massage gets aroused when they get a massage. And if
you don't believe that, it's my ass, thank you ted,
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and every guy that gets a massage because it's all
in his head gets aroused just because you know you're
not supposed to all that. To say, good for Hank Winchester, though,
the person that accused him of this should go to jail.
When people falsely accuse you of a crime, they should
have to go to jail and serve the time that
that crime would have had them serve, or they should
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be sent to the Iron Maiden. Those are the two options.
One O six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show, Hello,
you're on wheels.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Go ahead, lady boners, Lady boners.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
I've got my kids in the car, ma'am. And you're
talking about lady boners. What am I listening to? This
is terrible? Play music and shut them up, Thank you, ma'am.
Hello fan of the show. I can tell all right,
but it is true. You can argue with me all
you want, person, but the reality is that ladies get
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aroused during sages. That's just facts. So do dudes. But
dudes can't hide the fact that they're that, so you
have to mind over matter it. Ladies have the advantage
of it not being an issue. That's all I'm saying
this conversation stems from the Hank Winchester story about how
he was accused of like sexual harassment during a massage,
and good for him that he didn't do it. This
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person who accused him off this should go to jail.
That's a fact. But look, I need you guys in Okay.
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.
That person assigned. People are salty today. People are very
You're calling, and I appreciate that. That's good. You can
always call eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven. A lot of you are freaking nuts today,
(36:40):
but I'm totally fine with that. Feel free to call whenever.
I was actually talking to a guy at one of
the meat trucks this weekend. We had fourteen meat trucks
this weekend, and I was talking to one of the
guys and he goes, I didn't even know you guys
took calls. I said, yeah, because we haven't for one
hundred years, but we do now because I'm here. So
eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.
Or you can text. That's also a very quick way
(37:01):
to get in touch. You can do so by texting
the word Josh. That is the name Josh and your message.
They both have to be in one message, of course,
Josh and your message to five nine five seven zero.
I program that phone number into a man's phone today
or yesterday. Wasn't today, it was yesterday out in Sterling Heights, which,
by the way, traffic is abysmal in Sterling Heights. I
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don't know how you guys handle it in Sterling Heights.
Great area. They got all the stuff you need, it's great.
But I'll tell you this that that it's the traffic's terrible.
Who the phone's ringing? Should we answer it? Boy? People
are just blowing up the phones today. Now, let's make
a prediction. Do we think it'll be positive or negative?
It could just be someone saying, hey, play more music,
(37:43):
or it could be someone that's engaged in the conversation.
Or it might be someone that requires me to hit
the dump button. Let's see day it's Detroit's wheels. Hello, Hello, Hey,
turn down.
Speaker 5 (37:56):
Sorry, I'm listening.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
To you guys right now as we speak it. What's
your name? God, name's Dylan, Hey, Dylan.
Speaker 10 (38:05):
I knew the Detroit first station. I listened to coming
out here from Cleveland, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Wow, just touch back and.
Speaker 10 (38:13):
Let's touch touch base back on the guy that just
called in. Tell him to change the station if he
didn't like it.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
I agree with you.
Speaker 10 (38:23):
Massages are rousing at the mind over matter. Absolutely agree,
And ladies get boners and it happened.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Do you know this? Do that?
Speaker 4 (38:34):
Do the ladies get aroused during massages in Cleveland as well?
Speaker 10 (38:39):
I'm pretty confident they do.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
What brings you to Detroit from Cleveland?
Speaker 5 (38:44):
Uh? Work?
Speaker 10 (38:45):
Actually I had a daughter about six months ago. Fun
better job opportunity out here, so it would be financially better.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Let me tell you this, there's no need to listen
to any other radio station. Detroit's Wheels as your radio station.
The other guys on other radio stations they're dicks. I'll
just be on with you. I'm just gonna shoot you straight, buddy.
They are not good people. Uh so, uh, don't listen
to them. Just stay here. We need as many of
you as possible, Yes, sir, I love you guys. At
station i'd played great music.
Speaker 10 (39:12):
I was just telling my girl yesterday actually, versus the
station I used to listen to in Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (39:18):
You gotta play way better stuff. What station did you
listen to in Cleveland? I was the Lake. That station
sucks anyway, I wouldn't listen to the Lake. I don't.
I don't believe in listening to radio stations that are
named after bodies of water or precipitation or liquids. I
think that I think they tend to be very boring
by nature. So if there's a radio station called the river,
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the lake, the rain, or anything like that, they're gonna
be crappy radio stations. There's no need to listen to them.
So basic, so basic. But we ain't basic bitches here, buddy,
thank you. Now, my phones are just blowing up with people. Hello, Wheels,
you're on, Hey the guy.
Speaker 5 (39:56):
I don't like what was being said.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
It should turn it off.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
I want to talk.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
About what being said. They should watch us swearing in
front of their children.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
Too, exactly. I was thinking the same thing. It's always
people like that. The people that are the most angry
about what you say on the radio that isn't cursing,
then they're the ones that curse in front of their
kids that they claim can hear the curse words. People
are hypocrites. Man eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven, or you can text the word Josh
and your message to five nine five seven zero.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Let's go call the Josh Inness Show now at eight
seven seven nine.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
Eighty make away, make us a pre set in your
car and on our free iard radio app one O
six point seven WLLZ.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
Did one o six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in
his show Hey today would have been Patrick Swayze's birthday.
He's dead?
Speaker 7 (40:48):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (40:49):
As if you didn't know? But what's weird and not
weird but wild and weird and wacky? Is it? Patrick
Swayzey's been dead since two thousand and nine. Think about
that for a second. Dead since two thousand and nine.
Dude's been dead for sixteen years. Did you guys like
Dirty Dancing? I like Dirty Dancing? That's a good movie.
What is your favorite Patrick Swayzey movie? Did you like Ghost?
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Did you like Black Dog? Did you like The Outsiders?
Was he in one of those Civil War mini series
like North Versus West or one of those? Boy, Patrick Swayzey,
what a man? Tu Wong Fu? Thanks for everything, Julie Newmar.
Of course, he also had to hit songs too much.
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It's a banger boy. Dirty Dancing, good movie. You know,
like as I get older, I find things like dancing
erotically to be more attractive than watching actual erotica. So
Dirty Dancing was on yesterday. Maybe they knew it was
the anniversary of Patrick swayzey dying. I don't know, So
I flipped it on for a second and they're all
grinding up on each other and stuff, and I'm like,
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this is hotter than most erotica. But when I'm a kid,
I'm like, oh, this is stupid. But I'm watching it
and I'm really turned on.
Speaker 8 (42:03):
Come to me.
Speaker 4 (42:06):
Can't look at her eyes. She's out of the lee.
The good soundtrack a lot of good like old sixties
like Wilson Piketty type stuff, but also three big hits
that were on that, that soundtrack from Dirty Dancing that
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I've had the time of my life. And then you
had the the Eric Carmen one Hungry Eyes. Remember make
Me Lose Control by Eric Carmon. That's a song. And
then of course you know Patrick Swayze, she's like the win.
Jennifer Gray, she got a nose job. She was a baby.
You know, nobody puts baby in the court. She got
a nose job and then never got work again. Nobody
recognized her like she like she wasn't like super hot
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with the nose so obviously it made sense because she
got hotter with the nose job, but nobody wanted to
hire because they're like, nobody knows who the hell you are.
She got so hot that nobody knew that she was
baby from Dirt are dancing? No one knew it.
Speaker 8 (43:02):
What a wild time.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
This headline reads, Kentucky woman charged after allegedly causing over
twelve thousand dollars in damage to ex boyfriend's car. When
I see Kentucky woman, I think of Neil Diamond Tucky.
Speaker 8 (43:16):
Little kind of.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
Madison County, Kentucky. A Kentucky woman is facing felony charges
after she reportedly costs thousands of dollars in damage to
her ex boyfriend's car, wom she according to court records,
Stephanie carl Quist, has been charged with criminal mischief after
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police said she left the car quote completely damaged beyond repair.
She reportedly pours salt into the engine, dumped glitter in
the air vents, slashed attire, cracked the windshield and rearview
mirror and broke the screen for the radio. A victim
told police about this Kentucky woman.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
She get the nuggive, she slasher Tigers, Kentucky woman.
Speaker 4 (44:12):
You know who I blame for this, That Carrie Underwood
because she sings that little song about how like, oh
my boyfriend cheated on me, so I'm gonna destroy his property.
And now all these dumb Kentucky women think that that's
like a green light to go destroy other dude's properties.
So thanks, Carrie Underwood, it's your fault that this Kentucky
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woman did this. She gets to give. She got the mound,
Kentucky woman. Speaking of Neil Diamond, I went to Cozy
Lounge on Friday and I loaded the jukebox. The baseball
game was in a rain, delayed to start, and I
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just loaded the jukebox with the yacht rock and Neil Diamond.
So I'm sitting there and after like the fourth little
room band song in a row, this guy sitting next
to us goes, hey, who the else playing all the
yacht rock? Like that would be me, sir, And the bartender.
She was all about it. She was like, thank god,
someone's playing yacht rock. I said, I did that for you, ma'am.
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Speaking of cozy lounge, really cheap beer boy, I love
dive bars. And then I played some Neil Diamond and
the guy's like, who's playing the Neil Diamond. I'm like,
that would be me as well. You're welcome. AnyWho, more
rock and roll coming up?
Speaker 1 (45:32):
Did Josh in his show one O six point seven
Double
Speaker 3 (45:36):
ULLZ Detroit Tweels Double ULLC