September 17, 2025 • 33 mins
The Tigers lose again and things are getting dicey.
How do you feel about firing squads?
It's Elvira's birthday...lets build a Mt. Rackmore.
How do you feel about firing squads?
It's Elvira's birthday...lets build a Mt. Rackmore.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Tigers fell seven to five to Cleveland when dextra innings.
Now there was excitement. I'm talking two out, pinch hit,
game tying homer excitement in the ballpark thanks to Carry Carpenter.
High five, brother, take center field, Carry Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Just when you think you know how it's gonna go
a pinch hitter, it shows up.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Wear a thousand lot, smile, ninety sides up in the
way because death signal to tug the ball game with
two outs and there you go. Now the excitement stopped
there because Cleveland scored four runs in the top of
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the tenth. Then the Tigers would score two, but it
wasn't enough seven to five. So now the Tigers, who
have lost thirteen of their last twenty, have seen their
division lead shrink two five and a half. Five and
a half is the number. Now I get a little nervous,
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puckered up, just a little bit. Maybe, So you've got
Jack Flaherty pitching tonight. Casey Meies did pitch well last night, though,
five and a third, eight strikeouts, three runs. I think
as of right now he's the leader in the clubhouse
to be the number two starter in the postseason. Donald
Trump hass Sports thoughts. These thoughts about the NFL's kickoff
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rule that he calls the sissy kickoff rule. In a
truth Social rant, Trump said the new rule is ridiculous
and should be done away with. The President said, it's
at least as dangerous as the normal kickoff and looks
like hell, the ball is moving, the players are not,
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and it's the exact opposite of what football is about.
It's sissy football, and it's bad for America and bad
for the NFL. Probably a large number of people who
will agree with that just because Donald Trump said so.
I like the kickoff rule. The purpose of the rule
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is not to have some dudes mashing each other on
the kickoff. The purpose of the rule is to give
you an opportunity to have more returnable balls, which I
think in Week one, like seventy five percent of the
kicks were returned, which you never used to see because
most of them were touchbacks. It is actually taking a
play that could have just gone away and helped evolve
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it and make it something exciting. So I disagreed Donald.
I don't view it as sissy football. I viewed as
something that makes the game better. It improves the experience.
It gives us kickoff returns when the alternative was probably
to just say, screw kicking the ball off, take the
ball to twenty five yard line. So you, sir, are wrong.
You are wrong about that. You're a sissy. Donald Ah.
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That is the voice of Kelly Keegy, who sang lead
on a couple of Night Ranger hits. But he is
the drummer for the band. Like usually people associate Jack
Blades with that, but it's actually Kelly Keegy who is
responsible for that. Hold on what is happening?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We go? Dings are firing off all over the plays
off in today, But no, that is Kelly kee and
he is the drummer. He performed that one and he
did Sentimental Street, which is a good song as well.
And Josh, Welcome into the Josh Jennis Show. The guy
who allegedly shot Charlie Kirk, his name is Tyler Robinson. Well,
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Tyler Robinson has officially been charged. Among the seven charges
Robinson faces are felony aggravated murder and felony discharge of
a firearm causing serious bodily injury. I like how specific
that is, Like, why can't you discharge someone with hey,
you shot the guy. Felony discharge of a firearm causing
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serious bodily injuries. Far too technical. Just say, hey, you
assassinated someone, and that's what you're being charged with. Felony
aggravated murder, schmurder. You kill the guy, let's go to court.
He also faces counts of obstruction of justice and witness tampering.
Now here's an interesting thing here. Now. Jeff Gray, who
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is the Utah County Attorney General. He will seek the
death penalty, obviously, although there's a debate to be had
about whether or not the death penalty is right or
do you just want people to suffer in prison. However,
there's another way to look at that, which is like,
to me, I kind of ride with the death penalty
only because I don't want scumbags like this guy to
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go to prison and then get comfortable in prison, which
a lot of these guys will do. It just becomes
your normal life and it's your day to day thing.
And then like you find God when you're in prison
and you've convinced yourself that you're gonna be forgiven. I
don't want you to have peace. You murdered a guy
in cold blood. I don't want you to have peace.
I don't want you to have any opportunity to get
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in prison and like, you know, become like some guy
that's like tight with the guards and you're the guy
that like teaches classes and stuff, and you're like the
wise old sage in prison and now you've discovered God
and now you're feeling better about yourself. I don't want
any of that. That's not what I'm here for. I
need you to suffer. That said, so, in Utah they
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have the death penalty obviously, and they are one of
two states that offer firings squad. The other state is
South Carolina. Would you be in favor of the firing squad?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
How do people feel about a firing squad? Like to me,
here's what I would do. If you are the family
members of someone who is shot by someone murdered via
shooting them, you should have the option to be the
people who are doing the firing squad if you want to. Now,
maybe people aren't cut out for that, that's totally fine.
Maybe they don't want to do that. But if you
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are found guilty of shooting someone to death, their family
members should be allowed to shoot you. Why am I
not in charge of things. Look at what we're stuck
with with a dopey politicians we have. We have a
president that doesn't understand that the new kickoff rule is awesome.
We have politicians in Michigan that are trying to eliminate
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porn and make it illegal and send you to jail
for watching it. Put me in charge, like your thoughts
eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.
Let's have a conversation here eight seven seven nine eight
eight one oh six seven. How do you feel about
the firing squad? And I think you should have to
be shot with a musket. I don't know why, but
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in my mind, a musket wouldn't like kill you as
fast as a current gun, Like if some guy's got
like an AK forty seven pap pap, you're dead. Like
I want a medieval type of gun, like an old
school type gun, where it may not kill you right away,
but like something it'll get lodged and then you'll die
from like an infection. It'll be like a slow death.
That would be interesting to me. But I want your
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thoughts eight seven seven, nine eight eight one oh six
seven to let you know the phone does work for
things other than prize picking. You can call about other things.
I know it's a novel concept eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven. Or you can text
text the word Josh and your message to five nine
five seven zero. Do you feel like if this guy
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gets the death penalty that firing's right, it's an eye
for an eye. You shot a guy, you get taken
out with firing squad. I'm intrigued by it. Let's talk
one O six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh in a
show What's Shaken? So, so here's what we've been talking about.
So they've charged the guy that shot Charlie Kirk. All right,
so he's been charged with multiple crimes, but the death
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penalty is probably on the table. They have the death
penalty in Utah and one of the options is firing squads.
So basically, you put him up in front of five people,
no one knows who's got the bullet that kills and
he kills him. I'm intrigued by this conversation. I'm fascinated
by what people think of this. You obviously we don't
have the death penalty here, but there is a fine
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debate to be had about the death penalty. When someone
does something like this, do you view the death penalty
as like the option, right, You're like, yes, kill him?
Or do you think they should rot and jail. I
tend to lean towards kill him, cause I think people
can find God. I think people can forgive themselves and
believe they've been forgiven if they spend time in jail
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long enough. I want someone to suffer. You killed someone.
You're a scummy human. You don't deserve to feel good
about yourself for that. But let's see, let's go to
the phones. Hello, Wheels, you're on. Go ahead, Yeah, Josh, Yeah,
what's up? Hey? Man?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I am for the death penalty.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Why is that?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Because I grew up there basically, and I've seen what's
going on. If they had the death penalty, I think
there'd be less people to be doing the crimes if
they're doing especially you're in Michigan. I believe that we
should have the death in Michigan. See.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
My issue is, I think if dudes sit around jail
long enough and don't get the death penalty, they can
feel like they've been forgiven in some way, and they
can go find Jesus and they can find comfort, And
I don't want those people to find comfort. He killed somebody,
you don't deserve.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Comfort, And you're exactly right.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
But other times they're in there running, joining gangs and
having a good old time.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh, I totally agree. I'm with you, Like it becomes
their normal life, and it just becomes the day to
day life, and they live a life in there, and
it's like, you shouldn't find joy or pleasure you killed somebody.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
No, And I feel that there's definitely the bullet. Yeah,
you got me line them up for five for five
people in there with one bullet, so they'd all don't
have to grieve over it because they don't know who
did it. You know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Thank you, brother, I appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Let's see here. My phones are now blowing up. Eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven. It's
important to note that the phone number works for things
other than tickets. You can have a conversation. You can
call I am here. I am not in Birmingham, Alabama,
or in Nashville, Tennessee, or the moon. I am right here.
So when we're talking sports, we're talking lions, we're talking
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stories like this, we're talking banning porn whatever it is.
There is a phone line that you can call and
you can be part of the show. Seven seven six
seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven.
Let's see here. Hello, Wheels, you're on.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah, that's by firing squad into that. Oh yeah, and
you know what else, Let's make it public, let's put
it on TV.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hey, look, we had to watch the shooting of Charlie
Kirk all over the internet, right, I mean, everything makes
the internet. So there you go.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
That's what I'm talking about. And then maybe people will
get it, get the idea of what could happen to
you if you do something for that stupid.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hey you know, Hey, why not? Hey, I'm with you, brother,
appreciate it, Thank you man, Wheels, Hello, no, Hi, I
would like to tell you on if you kill Yeah,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I got that murdered and I would have loved the
chance to tur the guy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So if you were, so, if you were given the opportunity,
like how how was your sister murdered? If you don't
mind me asking.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Trauma goes ahead and.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
A few times in the back.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So if you had the opportunity to like take a
mallet and mash this guy over the head to kill him.
You would do it. Oh yeah, Oh see, that's what
I'm looking for in this conversation. I'm intrigued by this, Like,
give the people the opportunity to have an eye for
an eye, and you would do it. You would feel
no guilt, you'd feel nothing. You would gladly just mash
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this guy over the head.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I really would.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
And if you wouldn't have took his own cell photo
did it?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, there you go. I appreciate it, Thank you so much.
Interesting angel, It's like death wish. It's like Charles Bronson.
You go vigilante justice on them, like they take out
your family, so you become a vigilante enforcer of the law.
Right all right? Eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven. You might want to start to saving that.
Just start start, just do it. Save the phone number,
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save it as Josh. Just save it as or boo
or something like that. Save it as bab bae, I
don't care. Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
sixty seven. You can also text text the word Josh
and your message to five nine five seven zero. I
find this interesting. You know, we're in a state that
doesn't have the death penalty. This guy killed someone allegedly.
We saw the video. We saw how terrible it is.
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He's being charged with it. The guy might face the
firing squad. They're about to go medieval on his head.
Plus six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh in his show,
I am Josh. Hello eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven. That is the phone number to call.
This is a place you can call to talk, even
if there's not a topic. I want you to interact.
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I know a lot of people in town don't really
care about your opinion.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I do.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Look, it's just me sitting up here. Mojo's got fourteen people.
He's got a whole Catholic family over there, just tons
of people. I, on the other hand, do not.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I just have me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That'll change at some point there will be more people
in here, but right now, it's just me. You are
the co host of the show at eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six seven. Of course you
can text as well. Text the word Josh and your
message to five nine five seven zero. Let's see, let's
go to the phones. Hello, Hey, what's the deal with
the banning of the porn? I missed that Oh, well,
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that's an important story from yesterday. So there's one of
these dufist politicians, some guy in Oxford. SAME's Josh Shreiver
I believe is his name, and he wants to make
porn illegal in Michigan and basically make it punishable by
fine in jail time if you have porn, Okay, that's ignorant.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
When there's a massage parlor, when you you know you
can go get a happy ending on every corner in
every city.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Ah, yes, the old rubin tug. And as enjoyable as
that experience may be, it is important to note that
those are illegal.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah. I mean that you know they're focusing on the
porn when they should be focusing on actual action. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Exactly, focus on something else and leave the smug alone.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, I mean, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
What is your favorite category of porn?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
My favorite category of porn? I don't really watch a
whole lot important to be at do you like like stepsister?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I don't know why, but you just strike me like
a stepsister guy. Lesbians, I guess lesbian's I neediness in
my porn. I look, I assume I just I don't
get into two ladies. I know a lot of people
have that fantasy. It's just not something I do.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah, you like the look.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Look I don't. Let me be clear, I don't like
the but I need the Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, I know, guys, that needs.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
To be.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
All right? Thank you, brother, appreciate it. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
All right, Josh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
All right? If you want to six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh and Is Show. Helloo. Phone lines have blown
up today talking about this dude that shot Charlie Kirk
and he's charged with murder and a bunch of DIY
obviously bunch of different stuff. But they have the death
penalty in Utah. Not only do they have the death penalty,
but they have the death penalty by firing squad. And
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I've had people calling saying they want to I've had
people calling up saying they want like an eye for
an eye if somebody killed their relative, they want to
kill them. They want to go full on Charles Bronson
with it. So like people are calling. It's amazing. What
gets people to call it is fascinating. You talk about
porn for two hours yesterday, crickets, You talk about the
lions crickets. You talk about the death penalty. All of
a sudden, I meet the press. Let's see here. Let's
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go to the phone. Hello, this is Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
You're on, Well, this is Mike. I'm on my way
to work.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Listen to the show. Hey what you got going on? Brother?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Hey, I gotta say you this.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Anyone who's a Christian and not before the death penalty?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Why And I'll find to this our president's press secretary
he's up there, you know, given the press reviews, very
prominently displayed a cross on her neck.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
It's open.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
You can't miss it.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Anyone who considers themselves a Christian. I'm sorry, but that's
the way it is.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You can't before the death health.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Look, I'm not a super religious person and I don't
judge people who are. But let me I'll respond with this.
I'll ask you this question. As a Christian, though, do
you want to see someone who's murdered someone have the
opportunity to go to jail and find peace and believe
that they've been forgiven or saved, or that Jesus has
forgiven them? Like do you want them to feel that
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they killed somebody?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Absolutely? I want them one percent to repent of their spins,
to accept Jesus and have.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
An opportunity to go to heaven.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I know, like you want to share a heaven with
someone who's like, say someone killed ten people, or someone's
a rapist or something. You want to share that heaven
with them.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Hey, heaven is God's kingdom. He gets to decide.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Well, I think he needs to have a tougher list,
because you're thinking as a human.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Being does if you, if you are a Christian, you
can't believe in the death.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Tell me, I swear it is okay if you say so. Well,
those six point seven d Troit's wheels Josh in a show?
What's going on? How is everybody today? Oh? I got
to give away those Adam Sandler tickets, So if you
want them eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one o
six seven, get in now. And those Adam Sandler tickets, well,
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they very well could be yours. Speaking of the church thing,
a guy called up and said that, you know, if
you're Christian, you shouldn't believe in the death penalty. I'm
not a very religious person, right, but I've gone to
church a couple times, Like I've had girlfriends that were
like I had a Catholic girlfriend when I was in college,
and so like I'd go to college, like we'd beat
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like you know, we'd get into all sorts of nefarious
activities sexual and whatnot on the weekends, but then comes
Sunday you'd go to church and be like, well, we
please forgive us, and so I would go. I went
to midnight Mass one year, and I remember being told, like, listen,
you can what do they call it whenever you go
through the whole thing where you walk up and they
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put the little the wafer in your mouth and tell
you it's Jesus? What's that little deal the Eucharist? Does
that sound right? I don't know. I'm not very religious.
But I go up there and they're like, well, you
know that since you're not baptized, you know, you can't
really take Jesus. You can't, tam. I don't know what
that means, but okay, I can't take Jesus, they said,
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So you can go up there and you can eat it,
but just know you're not eating Jesus. Darn. Okay, I
guess I want I really want that wine. So I
guess I'm gonna have to do it. But yeah, again,
not a very religious person. I don't know all the
details on how these things work. All right. Anyway, Uh,
coming up, So I got a question for you. We
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talked about this in sports earlier. We'll do it again.
The uh Donald Trump talked about how the new NFL
kickoff rule is a quote sissy rule, sissy rule. Let's
talk about that. Coming up, it's the Josh Inness Show.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
This is the Josh Ennis Show on one of six
point seven WLZ.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Detroit's wheel and let me tell you about my one
oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show. Time
for sports. All right, So the Tigers lost last night
and now we're only five and a half games ahead
of Cleveland, who they play again tonight with Jack Flaherty
on the mound. The Tigers have lost thirteen of their
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last twenty baseball games. It's funny because they were up
by a large number of games and it kind of
trickled down to like what did it get down to
like four or five, like two or three weeks ago,
then it went back up over ten and you're like,
all right, announce the Royals. The Guard Indians, whomever. But
we're fine. And now it's down to five and a
half and you've got five games left with Cleveland, two
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left at home, and today is day one of that, well,
game two of this series, but day one of the
two games they have left. You get my point. The
positive is Casey Mice pitched well. It's very well. Actually,
five and a third innings, eight strikeouts, three runs. I
wouldn't say very well. I guess it technically wasn't even
a quality start. But considering how bad the starting pitching
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has been, how inconsistent the starting pitching has been outside
of Terrek Scooble, you'll take it right. Lion's getting ready
for Monday Night football, where they are a five and
a half point underdog at Baltimore. And that is, of
course on Monday, because it's Monday Night Football. It's not
just a clever name. It actually happens on Monday. Donald
Trump called the NFL's new kickoff rule sissy football. Cissy
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football is bad for America and bad for the NFL,
says Donald Trump. I disagree one hundred percent. The kickoff
rule is great. It's leading to more returns, which is
going to lead to more exciting plays. I think Donald
Trump's opinion on this is stupid, flat out stupid, and
it's a bad opinion. Rarely whill I say an opinion
is stupid. But there's nothing sissy about this. Like, yes,
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they're trying to prevent dudes from getting hurt on a
kickoff where generally speaking, nothing's gonna happen. But this is great. Now,
let me ask you a question at eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six seven, since you kids
have learned how to use the phone and called me
all day today, and I truly do appreciate it. Again,
I'm up here on an island Mojo and the guys
over there, they've got a whole damn family over there,
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and they have fun and they laugh and they drink
alcohol together and it's great.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Me.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I sit in this dungeon alone, and I am in
a dungeon. I am in a glass case of emotion
on my own riding solo. But I ask you this
at eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven,
or you can text the word Josh and your message
to five nine five seven zero. And here's the question.
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I need an answer for. What is more sissy the
NFL's new kickoff rule or Donald Trump. Look, he threw
down the gauntlet. He called the kickoff rule in the
NFL sissy. I will ask you the question eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven. Just an
easy answer here. What is more sissified the NFL's kickoff rule?
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Or Donald J. Trump? Eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven. Or text the word Josh and
your message to five nine five seven zero. Which direction
will this go? We shall so? Donald Trump says the
new kickoff rule is sissy football. All right. Most of
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the text messages I've gotten in so far from people
saying that the kickoff rule is more sissy than Donald
Trump is. I got a text here that says, Josh,
You're a sissy. If this is such a great rule,
why is in college doing it? You sound like a
beta boy. No, I sound like somebody that actually knows
what the hell I'm talking about. Look, I want to
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see dudes getting mashed all the time on the football field.
I'm all for it. I think targeting rules are bogus,
Like I root for LSU. One of our best players
got kicked out of the game against Florida in the
first quarter. For an incidental helmet to helmet hit. It's bs.
But the idea that I'm a beta boy because I
actually like to see a kickoff being returned is stupid.
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That is dumb. Hey, beta boy, Hey man, let me
go dangle the balls that are hanging from the back
of my truck and tell you that you're a beta
boy because you like the new kickoff rule. I love
the new kickoff rule. Seventy five percent of the kickoffs
are being returned now. It was the other way around
in the previous way. You know what the kickoff was
before that, just a bunch of dudes running down the
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field and a guy kicking the ball into the end zone.
And by the way, your college football playing, you know
the percentage of touchbacks you get in college football, like
seventy percent. That means seven out of every ten kickoffs
are not even relevant because they're touchbacks. Who wants to
watch that? That's terrible. That is uninteresting football. There's nothing
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good about that. So you can sit there and you
can call me bite a boy, you can call me
whatever the hell you want to call me. That's fine.
Judge me if you will. I don't care. But I'm right.
I am right that this is better for football. And
I guess Donald Trump is trying to pander to meat
heads and they're like, yeah, we need more hitting. They
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weren't hitting on kickoffs anyway, because no buddy was returning them.
But this isn't difficult. But anywo most people on the
text do agree with that person though, that the kickoff
rule sucks, but they'd be wrong. And that's okay. Josh
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in a show one though six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
So it's Elvira's birthday today, and damn it, every time
I say that amal Vira, that I think of the
Oakridge Boys song Elvira, And now it's gonna be in
my head all day day, all day. I'm gonna be
saying boom boom mop mile mile all day. God dang it.
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But anyway, speaking of Elviras, she is most known for
having wonderful breasts. So when we return, let's get into
a discussion about all time legendary racks. It is mount
rackmore time. Okay, you need to come up with eight
breasts is essentially what this goes down to. You need
to think of the four greatest racks of all time.
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The best mount rack More is decided by me. I'm
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Sandler tickets, but they've got to give us the best
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Cassandra Peterson. My grandpa used to have like pictures of
Elvira on the wall, Like my grandpa was a horn dog.
But here's how you can win those Adam Sandler tickets.
Text the word Josh and your message to five nine
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in the same message to five nine five seven zero.
And what you've got to do is you have to
give me mount Rackmore. So that is four ladies, four
ladies with the most beautiful bosom according to you, and
then I will pick which one I think is the one.
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But you still have time, all right, I'm gonna give
you a few more minutes, just in case you just
tuned in. Text the word Josh and you're mount Rackmore
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I got somebody on hold right now that wants to
talk that actually likes the show. Hello is Scott? I
like that you like the show? Why is that?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well? You know, I just like this the open and
frank conversations. I love to hear.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I don't like the fluff.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
There's no fluff here, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, we're fluffless, that's true.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
But you know, you know, just to carry on another
conversation too, like Utah, Come on, Utah is like where
the Mormons are, right yep? So why do they have
the definitely then? I mean, aren't they like supposed to
be like, you know, I don't know special religion out
there too with the Mormons.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I don't know if the you know, the Mormons are
the type of people that don't like the death penalty
or new do. I just know they have a lot
of wives.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
They have a lot of wives, and they don't drink. Man.
I mean, geez, I don't know. That's kind of messed
up there.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I mean, you ever heard of soaking as it relates
to Mormons. Have you heard of the term soaking? I
don't think I have. Okay, now here's what soaking is.
It's a loophole in the premarital sex world of Mormons
where basically a guy will get on top of a
gal or vice versa, right, and then will you know,
engage in placing a P and a V but not thrusting. Okay,
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Then a friend who's a real good friend will like
jump on the bed or shake the bed to help
cause it, and it is called soaking. That is a
thing that Mormon people do and is not urban legend.
It is a real thing that Mormon like teenagers and
Mormon college kids do. It's kind of like their loophole
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in pre marital sex.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You know, I wish I would an known that when
I was younger. You know, I got to say, hey,
let's just go soak.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Right, We're just gonna soak just for a second, just
to see how it feels. But you also have to
have a loyal enough friend that will, you know, be
the person that shakes the bed while you're soaking. That's
the part that's tough. I mean, that's just the tough
part is there. You have to have a loyal friend.
Do you have a friend that you believe would be
a good enough friend to be the bed pusher while
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you soak?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Hey, you know, I think I think I could find
a good friend like that to do that, you know,
to turn us back, you.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Know, and like do you guys swap places at some
point you're like, listen, I've just gotten really into this.
How about you push the bed for a little bed?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Well?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
And I know you've touched on this a little bit
and it may not be your thing, but you know,
maybe he brings his partner, you know, his his girl
and there, and you know they're each on each side
of the bed.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Here we have a group soak. Yeah, a double soak.
We have a double soaked. That sounds like a being
Mormon doesn't sound bad at all. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Sign me up.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Someone get Joseph Smith on the phone. I'm converting. So
I'm gonna give you guys a little bit more time
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send us. So don't just say Josh and then text
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and just put Josh space your message and then I
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I'm going to call one of these people. I'm getting
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to score Adam Sandler tickets. He's going to be at
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so not just one person, like someone says Dolly. Well,
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other people, and the mount Rackmore that I deem to
be the most elite of the mount Rackmores will win
those tickets. I am voting on this now. If Casey
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as well, he can, But as of right now, I
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And someone's gonna get a call, and someone's gonna win
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seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels WLLZ Draft
The Tigers fell seven to five to Cleveland when dextra innings.
Now there was excitement. I'm talking two out, pinch hit,
game tying homer excitement in the ballpark thanks to Carry Carpenter.
High five, brother, take center field, Carry Carpenter.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Just when you think you know how it's gonna go
a pinch hitter, it shows up.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Wear a thousand lot, smile, ninety sides up in the
way because death signal to tug the ball game with
two outs and there you go. Now the excitement stopped
there because Cleveland scored four runs in the top of
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the tenth. Then the Tigers would score two, but it
wasn't enough seven to five. So now the Tigers, who
have lost thirteen of their last twenty, have seen their
division lead shrink two five and a half. Five and
a half is the number. Now I get a little nervous,
(01:24):
puckered up, just a little bit. Maybe, So you've got
Jack Flaherty pitching tonight. Casey Meies did pitch well last night, though,
five and a third, eight strikeouts, three runs. I think
as of right now he's the leader in the clubhouse
to be the number two starter in the postseason. Donald
Trump hass Sports thoughts. These thoughts about the NFL's kickoff
(01:48):
rule that he calls the sissy kickoff rule. In a
truth Social rant, Trump said the new rule is ridiculous
and should be done away with. The President said, it's
at least as dangerous as the normal kickoff and looks
like hell, the ball is moving, the players are not,
(02:08):
and it's the exact opposite of what football is about.
It's sissy football, and it's bad for America and bad
for the NFL. Probably a large number of people who
will agree with that just because Donald Trump said so.
I like the kickoff rule. The purpose of the rule
(02:31):
is not to have some dudes mashing each other on
the kickoff. The purpose of the rule is to give
you an opportunity to have more returnable balls, which I
think in Week one, like seventy five percent of the
kicks were returned, which you never used to see because
most of them were touchbacks. It is actually taking a
play that could have just gone away and helped evolve
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it and make it something exciting. So I disagreed Donald.
I don't view it as sissy football. I viewed as
something that makes the game better. It improves the experience.
It gives us kickoff returns when the alternative was probably
to just say, screw kicking the ball off, take the
ball to twenty five yard line. So you, sir, are wrong.
You are wrong about that. You're a sissy. Donald Ah.
(03:20):
That is the voice of Kelly Keegy, who sang lead
on a couple of Night Ranger hits. But he is
the drummer for the band. Like usually people associate Jack
Blades with that, but it's actually Kelly Keegy who is
responsible for that. Hold on what is happening?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We go? Dings are firing off all over the plays
off in today, But no, that is Kelly kee and
he is the drummer. He performed that one and he
did Sentimental Street, which is a good song as well.
And Josh, Welcome into the Josh Jennis Show. The guy
who allegedly shot Charlie Kirk, his name is Tyler Robinson. Well,
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Tyler Robinson has officially been charged. Among the seven charges
Robinson faces are felony aggravated murder and felony discharge of
a firearm causing serious bodily injury. I like how specific
that is, Like, why can't you discharge someone with hey,
you shot the guy. Felony discharge of a firearm causing
(04:25):
serious bodily injuries. Far too technical. Just say, hey, you
assassinated someone, and that's what you're being charged with. Felony
aggravated murder, schmurder. You kill the guy, let's go to court.
He also faces counts of obstruction of justice and witness tampering.
Now here's an interesting thing here. Now. Jeff Gray, who
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is the Utah County Attorney General. He will seek the
death penalty, obviously, although there's a debate to be had
about whether or not the death penalty is right or
do you just want people to suffer in prison. However,
there's another way to look at that, which is like,
to me, I kind of ride with the death penalty
only because I don't want scumbags like this guy to
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go to prison and then get comfortable in prison, which
a lot of these guys will do. It just becomes
your normal life and it's your day to day thing.
And then like you find God when you're in prison
and you've convinced yourself that you're gonna be forgiven. I
don't want you to have peace. You murdered a guy
in cold blood. I don't want you to have peace.
I don't want you to have any opportunity to get
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in prison and like, you know, become like some guy
that's like tight with the guards and you're the guy
that like teaches classes and stuff, and you're like the
wise old sage in prison and now you've discovered God
and now you're feeling better about yourself. I don't want
any of that. That's not what I'm here for. I
need you to suffer. That said, so, in Utah they
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have the death penalty obviously, and they are one of
two states that offer firings squad. The other state is
South Carolina. Would you be in favor of the firing squad?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Like?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
How do people feel about a firing squad? Like to me,
here's what I would do. If you are the family
members of someone who is shot by someone murdered via
shooting them, you should have the option to be the
people who are doing the firing squad if you want to. Now,
maybe people aren't cut out for that, that's totally fine.
Maybe they don't want to do that. But if you
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are found guilty of shooting someone to death, their family
members should be allowed to shoot you. Why am I
not in charge of things. Look at what we're stuck
with with a dopey politicians we have. We have a
president that doesn't understand that the new kickoff rule is awesome.
We have politicians in Michigan that are trying to eliminate
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porn and make it illegal and send you to jail
for watching it. Put me in charge, like your thoughts
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Let's have a conversation here eight seven seven nine eight
eight one oh six seven. How do you feel about
the firing squad? And I think you should have to
be shot with a musket. I don't know why, but
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in my mind, a musket wouldn't like kill you as
fast as a current gun, Like if some guy's got
like an AK forty seven pap pap, you're dead. Like
I want a medieval type of gun, like an old
school type gun, where it may not kill you right away,
but like something it'll get lodged and then you'll die
from like an infection. It'll be like a slow death.
That would be interesting to me. But I want your
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thoughts eight seven seven, nine eight eight one oh six
seven to let you know the phone does work for
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I know it's a novel concept eight seven seven nine
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five seven zero. Do you feel like if this guy
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gets the death penalty that firing's right, it's an eye
for an eye. You shot a guy, you get taken
out with firing squad. I'm intrigued by it. Let's talk
one O six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh in a
show What's Shaken? So, so here's what we've been talking about.
So they've charged the guy that shot Charlie Kirk. All right,
so he's been charged with multiple crimes, but the death
(08:24):
penalty is probably on the table. They have the death
penalty in Utah and one of the options is firing squads.
So basically, you put him up in front of five people,
no one knows who's got the bullet that kills and
he kills him. I'm intrigued by this conversation. I'm fascinated
by what people think of this. You obviously we don't
have the death penalty here, but there is a fine
(08:46):
debate to be had about the death penalty. When someone
does something like this, do you view the death penalty
as like the option, right, You're like, yes, kill him?
Or do you think they should rot and jail. I
tend to lean towards kill him, cause I think people
can find God. I think people can forgive themselves and
believe they've been forgiven if they spend time in jail
(09:07):
long enough. I want someone to suffer. You killed someone.
You're a scummy human. You don't deserve to feel good
about yourself for that. But let's see, let's go to
the phones. Hello, Wheels, you're on. Go ahead, Yeah, Josh, Yeah,
what's up? Hey? Man?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I am for the death penalty.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Why is that?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Because I grew up there basically, and I've seen what's
going on. If they had the death penalty, I think
there'd be less people to be doing the crimes if
they're doing especially you're in Michigan. I believe that we
should have the death in Michigan. See.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
My issue is, I think if dudes sit around jail
long enough and don't get the death penalty, they can
feel like they've been forgiven in some way, and they
can go find Jesus and they can find comfort, And
I don't want those people to find comfort. He killed somebody,
you don't deserve.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Comfort, And you're exactly right.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
But other times they're in there running, joining gangs and
having a good old time.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Man.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh, I totally agree. I'm with you, Like it becomes
their normal life, and it just becomes the day to
day life, and they live a life in there, and
it's like, you shouldn't find joy or pleasure you killed somebody.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
No, And I feel that there's definitely the bullet. Yeah,
you got me line them up for five for five
people in there with one bullet, so they'd all don't
have to grieve over it because they don't know who
did it. You know.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Thank you, brother, I appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Let's see here. My phones are now blowing up. Eight
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Let's see here. Hello, Wheels, you're on.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
Yeah, that's by firing squad into that. Oh yeah, and
you know what else, Let's make it public, let's put
it on TV.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hey, look, we had to watch the shooting of Charlie
Kirk all over the internet, right, I mean, everything makes
the internet. So there you go.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
That's what I'm talking about. And then maybe people will
get it, get the idea of what could happen to
you if you do something for that stupid.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hey you know, Hey, why not? Hey, I'm with you, brother,
appreciate it, Thank you man, Wheels, Hello, no, Hi, I
would like to tell you on if you kill Yeah,
what you got?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I got that murdered and I would have loved the
chance to tur the guy.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
So if you were, so, if you were given the opportunity,
like how how was your sister murdered? If you don't
mind me asking.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Trauma goes ahead and.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
A few times in the back.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So if you had the opportunity to like take a
mallet and mash this guy over the head to kill him.
You would do it. Oh yeah, Oh see, that's what
I'm looking for in this conversation. I'm intrigued by this, Like,
give the people the opportunity to have an eye for
an eye, and you would do it. You would feel
no guilt, you'd feel nothing. You would gladly just mash
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this guy over the head.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
I really would.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
And if you wouldn't have took his own cell photo
did it?
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well, there you go. I appreciate it, Thank you so much.
Interesting angel, It's like death wish. It's like Charles Bronson.
You go vigilante justice on them, like they take out
your family, so you become a vigilante enforcer of the law.
Right all right? Eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven. You might want to start to saving that.
Just start start, just do it. Save the phone number,
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don't care. Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
sixty seven. You can also text text the word Josh
and your message to five nine five seven zero. I
find this interesting. You know, we're in a state that
doesn't have the death penalty. This guy killed someone allegedly.
We saw the video. We saw how terrible it is.
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He's being charged with it. The guy might face the
firing squad. They're about to go medieval on his head.
Plus six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh in his show,
I am Josh. Hello eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven. That is the phone number to call.
This is a place you can call to talk, even
if there's not a topic. I want you to interact.
(13:42):
I know a lot of people in town don't really
care about your opinion.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I do.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Look, it's just me sitting up here. Mojo's got fourteen people.
He's got a whole Catholic family over there, just tons
of people. I, on the other hand, do not.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
I just have me.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That'll change at some point there will be more people
in here, but right now, it's just me. You are
the co host of the show at eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six seven. Of course you
can text as well. Text the word Josh and your
message to five nine five seven zero. Let's see, let's
go to the phones. Hello, Hey, what's the deal with
the banning of the porn? I missed that Oh, well,
(14:21):
that's an important story from yesterday. So there's one of
these dufist politicians, some guy in Oxford. SAME's Josh Shreiver
I believe is his name, and he wants to make
porn illegal in Michigan and basically make it punishable by
fine in jail time if you have porn, Okay, that's ignorant.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
When there's a massage parlor, when you you know you
can go get a happy ending on every corner in
every city.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Ah, yes, the old rubin tug. And as enjoyable as
that experience may be, it is important to note that
those are illegal.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah. I mean that you know they're focusing on the
porn when they should be focusing on actual action. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Exactly, focus on something else and leave the smug alone.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, I mean, I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
What is your favorite category of porn?
Speaker 2 (15:07):
My favorite category of porn? I don't really watch a
whole lot important to be at do you like like stepsister?
Speaker 1 (15:14):
I don't know why, but you just strike me like
a stepsister guy. Lesbians, I guess lesbian's I neediness in
my porn. I look, I assume I just I don't
get into two ladies. I know a lot of people
have that fantasy. It's just not something I do.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Yeah, you like the look.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Look I don't. Let me be clear, I don't like
the but I need the Does that make sense?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, I know, guys, that needs.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
To be.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
All right? Thank you, brother, appreciate it. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
All right, Josh, thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
All right? If you want to six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh and Is Show. Helloo. Phone lines have blown
up today talking about this dude that shot Charlie Kirk
and he's charged with murder and a bunch of DIY
obviously bunch of different stuff. But they have the death
penalty in Utah. Not only do they have the death penalty,
but they have the death penalty by firing squad. And
(16:10):
I've had people calling saying they want to I've had
people calling up saying they want like an eye for
an eye if somebody killed their relative, they want to
kill them. They want to go full on Charles Bronson
with it. So like people are calling. It's amazing. What
gets people to call it is fascinating. You talk about
porn for two hours yesterday, crickets, You talk about the
lions crickets. You talk about the death penalty. All of
a sudden, I meet the press. Let's see here. Let's
(16:32):
go to the phone. Hello, this is Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
You're on, Well, this is Mike. I'm on my way
to work.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Listen to the show. Hey what you got going on? Brother?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Hey, I gotta say you this.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Anyone who's a Christian and not before the death penalty?
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Why And I'll find to this our president's press secretary
he's up there, you know, given the press reviews, very
prominently displayed a cross on her neck.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
It's open.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
You can't miss it.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Anyone who considers themselves a Christian. I'm sorry, but that's
the way it is.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You can't before the death health.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Well.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Look, I'm not a super religious person and I don't
judge people who are. But let me I'll respond with this.
I'll ask you this question. As a Christian, though, do
you want to see someone who's murdered someone have the
opportunity to go to jail and find peace and believe
that they've been forgiven or saved, or that Jesus has
forgiven them? Like do you want them to feel that
(17:28):
they killed somebody?
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Absolutely? I want them one percent to repent of their spins,
to accept Jesus and have.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
An opportunity to go to heaven.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I know, like you want to share a heaven with
someone who's like, say someone killed ten people, or someone's
a rapist or something. You want to share that heaven
with them.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Hey, heaven is God's kingdom. He gets to decide.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Well, I think he needs to have a tougher list,
because you're thinking as a human.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Being does if you, if you are a Christian, you
can't believe in the death.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Tell me, I swear it is okay if you say so. Well,
those six point seven d Troit's wheels Josh in a show?
What's going on? How is everybody today? Oh? I got
to give away those Adam Sandler tickets, So if you
want them eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one o
six seven, get in now. And those Adam Sandler tickets, well,
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they very well could be yours. Speaking of the church thing,
a guy called up and said that, you know, if
you're Christian, you shouldn't believe in the death penalty. I'm
not a very religious person, right, but I've gone to
church a couple times, Like I've had girlfriends that were
like I had a Catholic girlfriend when I was in college,
and so like I'd go to college, like we'd beat
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like you know, we'd get into all sorts of nefarious
activities sexual and whatnot on the weekends, but then comes
Sunday you'd go to church and be like, well, we
please forgive us, and so I would go. I went
to midnight Mass one year, and I remember being told, like, listen,
you can what do they call it whenever you go
through the whole thing where you walk up and they
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put the little the wafer in your mouth and tell
you it's Jesus? What's that little deal the Eucharist? Does
that sound right? I don't know. I'm not very religious.
But I go up there and they're like, well, you
know that since you're not baptized, you know, you can't
really take Jesus. You can't, tam. I don't know what
that means, but okay, I can't take Jesus, they said,
(19:28):
So you can go up there and you can eat it,
but just know you're not eating Jesus. Darn. Okay, I
guess I want I really want that wine. So I
guess I'm gonna have to do it. But yeah, again,
not a very religious person. I don't know all the
details on how these things work. All right. Anyway, Uh,
coming up, So I got a question for you. We
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talked about this in sports earlier. We'll do it again.
The uh Donald Trump talked about how the new NFL
kickoff rule is a quote sissy rule, sissy rule. Let's
talk about that. Coming up, it's the Josh Inness Show.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
This is the Josh Ennis Show on one of six
point seven WLZ.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Detroit's wheel and let me tell you about my one
oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show. Time
for sports. All right, So the Tigers lost last night
and now we're only five and a half games ahead
of Cleveland, who they play again tonight with Jack Flaherty
on the mound. The Tigers have lost thirteen of their
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last twenty baseball games. It's funny because they were up
by a large number of games and it kind of
trickled down to like what did it get down to
like four or five, like two or three weeks ago,
then it went back up over ten and you're like,
all right, announce the Royals. The Guard Indians, whomever. But
we're fine. And now it's down to five and a
half and you've got five games left with Cleveland, two
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left at home, and today is day one of that, well,
game two of this series, but day one of the
two games they have left. You get my point. The
positive is Casey Mice pitched well. It's very well. Actually,
five and a third innings, eight strikeouts, three runs. I
wouldn't say very well. I guess it technically wasn't even
a quality start. But considering how bad the starting pitching
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has been, how inconsistent the starting pitching has been outside
of Terrek Scooble, you'll take it right. Lion's getting ready
for Monday Night football, where they are a five and
a half point underdog at Baltimore. And that is, of
course on Monday, because it's Monday Night Football. It's not
just a clever name. It actually happens on Monday. Donald
Trump called the NFL's new kickoff rule sissy football. Cissy
(21:39):
football is bad for America and bad for the NFL,
says Donald Trump. I disagree one hundred percent. The kickoff
rule is great. It's leading to more returns, which is
going to lead to more exciting plays. I think Donald
Trump's opinion on this is stupid, flat out stupid, and
it's a bad opinion. Rarely whill I say an opinion
is stupid. But there's nothing sissy about this. Like, yes,
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they're trying to prevent dudes from getting hurt on a
kickoff where generally speaking, nothing's gonna happen. But this is great. Now,
let me ask you a question at eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six seven, since you kids
have learned how to use the phone and called me
all day today, and I truly do appreciate it. Again,
I'm up here on an island Mojo and the guys
over there, they've got a whole damn family over there,
(22:22):
and they have fun and they laugh and they drink
alcohol together and it's great.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Me.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
I sit in this dungeon alone, and I am in
a dungeon. I am in a glass case of emotion
on my own riding solo. But I ask you this
at eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven,
or you can text the word Josh and your message
to five nine five seven zero. And here's the question.
(22:47):
I need an answer for. What is more sissy the
NFL's new kickoff rule or Donald Trump. Look, he threw
down the gauntlet. He called the kickoff rule in the
NFL sissy. I will ask you the question eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven. Just an
easy answer here. What is more sissified the NFL's kickoff rule?
(23:16):
Or Donald J. Trump? Eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven. Or text the word Josh and
your message to five nine five seven zero. Which direction
will this go? We shall so? Donald Trump says the
new kickoff rule is sissy football. All right. Most of
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the text messages I've gotten in so far from people
saying that the kickoff rule is more sissy than Donald
Trump is. I got a text here that says, Josh,
You're a sissy. If this is such a great rule,
why is in college doing it? You sound like a
beta boy. No, I sound like somebody that actually knows
what the hell I'm talking about. Look, I want to
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see dudes getting mashed all the time on the football field.
I'm all for it. I think targeting rules are bogus,
Like I root for LSU. One of our best players
got kicked out of the game against Florida in the
first quarter. For an incidental helmet to helmet hit. It's bs.
But the idea that I'm a beta boy because I
actually like to see a kickoff being returned is stupid.
(24:22):
That is dumb. Hey, beta boy, Hey man, let me
go dangle the balls that are hanging from the back
of my truck and tell you that you're a beta
boy because you like the new kickoff rule. I love
the new kickoff rule. Seventy five percent of the kickoffs
are being returned now. It was the other way around
in the previous way. You know what the kickoff was
before that, just a bunch of dudes running down the
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field and a guy kicking the ball into the end zone.
And by the way, your college football playing, you know
the percentage of touchbacks you get in college football, like
seventy percent. That means seven out of every ten kickoffs
are not even relevant because they're touchbacks. Who wants to
watch that? That's terrible. That is uninteresting football. There's nothing
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good about that. So you can sit there and you
can call me bite a boy, you can call me
whatever the hell you want to call me. That's fine.
Judge me if you will. I don't care. But I'm right.
I am right that this is better for football. And
I guess Donald Trump is trying to pander to meat
heads and they're like, yeah, we need more hitting. They
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weren't hitting on kickoffs anyway, because no buddy was returning them.
But this isn't difficult. But anywo most people on the
text do agree with that person though, that the kickoff
rule sucks, but they'd be wrong. And that's okay. Josh
(25:48):
in a show one though six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
So it's Elvira's birthday today, and damn it, every time
I say that amal Vira, that I think of the
Oakridge Boys song Elvira, And now it's gonna be in
my head all day day, all day. I'm gonna be
saying boom boom mop mile mile all day. God dang it.
(26:10):
But anyway, speaking of Elviras, she is most known for
having wonderful breasts. So when we return, let's get into
a discussion about all time legendary racks. It is mount
rackmore time. Okay, you need to come up with eight
breasts is essentially what this goes down to. You need
to think of the four greatest racks of all time.
(26:31):
You can start texting them in Now, I need your
interaction here eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
sixty seven, or text Josh and your message to five
nine five seven zero. Elvira is arguably on mount Rack Moore.
I need four ladies or me. My rack's pretty good,
although I'm losing some of that rack thanks to the
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folks that am I Prime Health. But here's what I
would do. I'd get in on the text. We'll read
these in the next segment. Here here mount Rackmore, four ladies,
eight breasts, the elite of elite. Mount Rack Moore is
what it's called, and I need you in on this
the best mount as I vote on it. I'm not
even gonna offer my mount Rack Moore. Here's what I'm
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gonna do. I'm gonna try something here to get you
to interact with me on the text. So the number
is five nine five seven zero. You have to text
my name and your message all in the same message.
The best mount rack More is decided by me. I'm
not going to offer my opinion on it. I'm gonna
let you do it via text. You offer the best
mount rack More and I will call you live on
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the air and I will give you Adam Sandler tickets.
But I need the best mount Rack Moore, which is
the four best wonderfully breasted women out there? Eight breasts,
four women, and the one that I decide is the
best of those. I will call you live on the
air and I will give you Adam Sandler and concert tickets.
(27:59):
Text the Josh and your mount Rackmore to five nine
five seven zero. Let's go. If you missed any of
the Josh in his show, listen on demand on our
free I yard rate one oh six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh and a Show. Hello. So coming up, We're
going to call somebody randomly here and give them Adam
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Sandler tickets, but they've got to give us the best
mount Rackmore. It is Elvira's birthday today, Mistress of the Dark,
Cassandra Peterson. My grandpa used to have like pictures of
Elvira on the wall, Like my grandpa was a horn dog.
But here's how you can win those Adam Sandler tickets.
Text the word Josh and your message to five nine
(28:44):
five seven zero. So my name and the message all
in the same message to five nine five seven zero.
And what you've got to do is you have to
give me mount Rackmore. So that is four ladies, four
ladies with the most beautiful bosom according to you, and
then I will pick which one I think is the one.
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But you still have time, all right, I'm gonna give
you a few more minutes, just in case you just
tuned in. Text the word Josh and you're mount Rackmore
to five nine five seven zero. So give me four
ladies eight breasts. You know what a mount Rushmore is. Also,
I got somebody on hold right now that wants to
talk that actually likes the show. Hello is Scott? I
like that you like the show? Why is that?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Well? You know, I just like this the open and
frank conversations. I love to hear.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
I don't like the fluff.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
There's no fluff here, you know.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
No, we're fluffless, that's true.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
But you know, you know, just to carry on another
conversation too, like Utah, Come on, Utah is like where
the Mormons are, right yep? So why do they have
the definitely then? I mean, aren't they like supposed to
be like, you know, I don't know special religion out
there too with the Mormons.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I don't know if the you know, the Mormons are
the type of people that don't like the death penalty
or new do. I just know they have a lot
of wives.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
They have a lot of wives, and they don't drink. Man.
I mean, geez, I don't know. That's kind of messed
up there.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I mean, you ever heard of soaking as it relates
to Mormons. Have you heard of the term soaking? I
don't think I have. Okay, now here's what soaking is.
It's a loophole in the premarital sex world of Mormons
where basically a guy will get on top of a
gal or vice versa, right, and then will you know,
engage in placing a P and a V but not thrusting. Okay,
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Then a friend who's a real good friend will like
jump on the bed or shake the bed to help
cause it, and it is called soaking. That is a
thing that Mormon people do and is not urban legend.
It is a real thing that Mormon like teenagers and
Mormon college kids do. It's kind of like their loophole
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in pre marital sex.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
You know, I wish I would an known that when
I was younger. You know, I got to say, hey,
let's just go soak.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Right, We're just gonna soak just for a second, just
to see how it feels. But you also have to
have a loyal enough friend that will, you know, be
the person that shakes the bed while you're soaking. That's
the part that's tough. I mean, that's just the tough
part is there. You have to have a loyal friend.
Do you have a friend that you believe would be
a good enough friend to be the bed pusher while
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you soak?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Hey, you know, I think I think I could find
a good friend like that to do that, you know,
to turn us back, you.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Know, and like do you guys swap places at some
point you're like, listen, I've just gotten really into this.
How about you push the bed for a little bed?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Well?
Speaker 2 (31:40):
And I know you've touched on this a little bit
and it may not be your thing, but you know,
maybe he brings his partner, you know, his his girl
and there, and you know they're each on each side
of the bed.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Here we have a group soak. Yeah, a double soak.
We have a double soaked. That sounds like a being
Mormon doesn't sound bad at all. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
Sign me up.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Someone get Joseph Smith on the phone. I'm converting. So
I'm gonna give you guys a little bit more time
for Mount Rackmore here, all right, So just say text
the word Josh and your mount Rackmore to five nine
five seven zero, because I'm seeing some people send these
in and some and I get it. It's confusing because
it's stupid that we have to do it this way.
But you have to text Josh in every text you
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send us. So don't just say Josh and then text
something in another text. It is five nine five seven zero,
and just put Josh space your message and then I
will get it. I've got a lot of good mount
Rackmores here, and there are Adam Sandler tickets on the line.
I'm going to call one of these people. I'm getting
a ton of these in right now. Somebody is going
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to score Adam Sandler tickets. He's going to be at
LCA in October, and I've got a pair of tickets
for you. All you have to do is text in
Josh and your mount Rackmore. Also, I need to tell
people a mount Rackmore has four people. It's like Mount Rushmore,
so not just one person, like someone says Dolly. Well,
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obviously Dolly has a legendary rack but I need three
other people, and the mount Rackmore that I deem to
be the most elite of the mount Rackmores will win
those tickets. I am voting on this now. If Casey
wants to come down the hall and vote on this
as well, he can, But as of right now, I
am the sole person deciding who is going to win
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these Adam Sandler tickets. Text the word Josh and your
message Josh Space message to five nine to five seven zero,
and we will select one of these mount Rackmor's next hour.
And someone's gonna get a call, and someone's gonna win
Adam Sandler tickets. It's the Josh in a Show st
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