One of the Biggest Plot Holes in Any Christmas Movie

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Six point seven Detroit's Wheels an I Heart radio station,
guaranteed human.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hold on, wait a minute, hold on what is happening here?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I was playing music and trying to talk. Stop music, boy,
Well make a cat scratch fever.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Well, as it turns out, we are guaranteed human. You
gotta deal with those errors every time you think, Hey,
lest anyone think that these are just robots, This is
just ai you're hearing on the radio. No, sir, just
hearing one of the few shows that are actually still live. Yes,
there's about six people that come to the radio station
every day, and we're two of them. Man, so ha

(00:48):
take that. Welcome in everybody. It's Josh and James, Josh
and the show. I am a bit depressed because yesterday
a miracle happened, and that miracle was that it rained
and was warm enough to wash away the snow. I
told you to sit tight. You'll see that grass suit.
And then I'm not going to see the grass here
in a couple hours because it's going to snow again.

(01:10):
How do you people not shoot yourselves in the temple
every winter?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
How?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I guess we could get used to it. How are
you not so legit questions, He's no, depression is a
real thing. How like, how do you not get super
deprives killing the music? This is serious conversation. How do
you not want to just hang yourself by your neck
in your closet from December to about May. Well, I'm
gonna tell you this.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I am on two different prescription drugs to help me
handle those thoughts and feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
So does that answer your question? Do you get what
I'm saying nowday to man, Yes, it is depressing. It
is so depressing to wake up and you're like, well,
we had about six hours of being able to see
the grass and it's nice, and the weather's warm enough
to take your dog for a walk and you don't
have to put on eight layers and you don't have
to worry like, well, I can only keep my dog

(01:59):
out for you know, ten seconds before his paws are frozen,
and then boom, you wake up this morning to snow
and sleeping in a couple hours that the ground's gonna
be covered with more freaking snow.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
God, it's terrible, and for you, especially because I think
you've lived mostly at wilverclimate.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, I look, I've seen snow. I've seen snow. But
I live in snow. I look, I did in Saint Louis.
It snow's in Philadelphia. I mean I I look, I.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Really would probably the most comfortable to whether we hear. Yeah,
I mean, it's it, it gets you.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I mean I had to shovel like a foot and
a half of snow like in I think the most
snow I saw it one time there was two feet. Like,
so I'm not some you know, snow virgin here, like
I've lived. I lived in Montana when I was a kid,
so like, I know snow. This isn't new. Like, hey,
I heard you lived in you know, Tampa, Florida for
your whole life, and now you're here. It's just like

(02:53):
it never stops. It never stops. It's just like this
never ending cycle of misery. Haven't even hit the winter sols.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
I know.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
God, it's just like, yeah, like I like grass. There's
days when we come in in the dark and we
leave to go home in the dark. But at least
the days that were getting longer after this weekend, Oh
that's good, and then we only have what or more
months of winter.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Maybe also while we're out at the daylight savings, all
that stuff is stupid. I agree, it's so stupid. Nobody
wants to be driving that home from work at four
forty five in the freaking dark. Nobody wants that. Nobody
asks for that. Those farmers, man, they need that light.
Speaking the farmers job. I'm not going to all those potatoes,
and I'm not thinking of the farmers all that warm

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and wheat. Like, I don't know. If you want to
get in eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven, you can text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight a one like you want
to eat read. You better appreciate that daylight saving.

Speaker 6 (03:50):
It is so.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Depressive just to wake up every morning at like five
o'clock and you just know I'm gonna be balls cold,
it's probably gonna snow. I'm gonna have to tippy toe
everywhere in fear that I'm going to slip and break
my neck. The best winter ever had was the winter
I spent in Arizona. See you say all these bad
things about Arizona, yet here you are to me. You've
made it sound like a lovely place other than you know,

(04:11):
the circle k. The circle K really did the damage,
really did the number on me. I proposed that Casey,
lets us winter in Arizona. Okay, I want to broadcast
live from Arizona for six months, like an old person
that like, they got myhearts out there, they got a
broadcast from there.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Yeah, there's a show that's an exact rip off a
mojo out there. Well, there we go.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Then fine, we can do that studio. We'll go there
and use his studio, and we're going for you, John,
Jay and Rich We're coming. So anyway, it is the
weekend and Christmas is almost here, so at least we
have that going for us, which is nice. Even on
the nice list this year, the naughty listing game, I'm
on the Neither me nor my wife have any cash list,
so we're gonna sit around.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
So we'll take turns this weekend with the kids so
we can go out the shop. I'm like, I don't
have any money.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
What do you want me to do? I'm okay, here's
some socks and a stock of celery. Chris. Might be
the year I go gift card. Just do it, but
like I'll have a very nice message in the card.
But like, here's a gift card. Go buy yourself something
nice that I know you'll use whatever it is you want,
You're gonna have it. Every time I pick something out,
it ends up in the closet or the spare bedroom.

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All right, well, welcome in everybody. I hope I brought
your spirits up this morning. All right, Friday in the
motor City. Well there's a positive heyday. What better way
to kick things off from the Motor City, mad man?
So don't below it brings out because it's cold out
the nudes. Let's go the Josh Show sports. You know

(05:44):
those kind of days where you just know you're gonna
be in a mood. Yeah, that's today. I can just
like sense and I feel it coming off. You wake
up on the wrong side of the bed. I woke
up after like three and a half hours of sleep
because I stayed up watching this football game that not
only went to overtime, but like went to almost the
whole overtime, and then it ended with a version and
ended with a two point conversion. Sorry, Staffords, and sorry

(06:06):
to me because I bet on the freaking Rams. Yes, yes,
apologize to me. I'm sorry, Josh, I was rooting against you.
I didn't realize you lot got money on the Rams.
Let's take something Okay, this Sam Donald is awful. I
don't care that they won. Sam Donald blows and he
will get his come up into the playoffs. Yes, he
wasn't that very good lay. So like, I don't care
that Seattle won that game and is now the number

(06:27):
one seed in the NFC. It is amazing. If it
iss today and Denver is the number one scene in
the AFC and Seattle is the number one seeded in
the NFC, both of those teams will lose their first
playoff game. Bonick sucks and Sam Donald sucks, and I'd
still take the Rams to win the Super Bowl. It down.

(06:49):
Just remember what I'm saying, because it's amazing. Like I
look at the AFC and the NFC, and I'm like,
there's like two teams I think can actually win the
Super Bowl. It ain't Denver, who's number one seed in
the AFC, and it ain't Seattle. That game was coasting,
just smooth sailing for the Rams. And then Rashid Shaheed,
former New Orleans saint who got out of that purgatory

(07:09):
and got to go to freaking Seattle, hasn't really done
anything for Seattle since he's been there. Returns a kick
and it just flips the entire script of that damn game.
And then it cost me two hundred bucks and I'm
a nuncle sandwich them up hot and ready like a
local pizza places. So that sucked. I mean, at the

(07:30):
end of it, admitt nothing for the Lions one way
or the other. All it means is Seattle is guaranteed
a playoff spot.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Now.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
They clinched last night with that win. So that's two
of the seven teams in the NFC I believe so
far have locked up playoff spots. And then this weekend,
what do the Lions need to do? They need to
just win a leg. I got a text here, Josh,
So after that, what does that mean?

Speaker 7 (07:50):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
What lay it out for me? What do the Lions
have to do and what needs to happen? How about
you do this? Just win your next three games and
see what happens. Ye, Like, I know it's hard not
to scoreboard watch. Here's again what my suggestion would be.
Root against the Bears. That would be my offering to you,
because I think the Bears are still the most realistic
team for you to catch, based on tie breakers, based

(08:11):
on the fact you've beaten them once, based on the
fact you've played them again, based on the fact they
have the toughest remaining schedule of any team in the NFL.
I'd say that is your most realistic path to get
into the playoffs would be the seventh seed over the Bears,
because I don't think you're gonna catch the forty nine ers,
although the forty nine Ers also play the Bears, so
who knows that there could be a canceling each other

(08:32):
out thing. There will not be a wild card from
the NFC South because the NFC SAT South is just
two dummies kicking each other in the balls. That would
be the Tampa Bucks and Carolina Panthers. I need Tampa
to win two more games to hit my parlays, so
I hope they do. I guess I also need the
Lions to win one more as well, and then in
the NFC East, it's only going to be one team

(08:53):
that is going to be the Eagles. So it's gonna
come down to basically, I guess now, since Seattle's in,
it would come down to San Francisco, the Packers, the Bears,
the Lions are four teams kind of battling it out.
I'm missing something. Well, let's see Okay, okay, So that's
what it would be. Four teams battling for what would

(09:14):
equate to like three playoff spots. Because you've already got two,
there's gonna be four that are locked in as division.
It doesn't matter. Just go win all the damn games
and see what happens. So just go out and win
all the damn games, and if you do that, I'd
say there's a pretty good chance you get in. Realistically,
it's not gonna happen. Why, because the Lions haven't won

(09:35):
back to back games in like two and a half months.
They win, they lose, they win, they lose, they win,
they lose. So on one hand, you can go, well,
we never went back to bad games. On the other hand,
we never lose back to bad games. The good news
for that pattern is they lost last week, So what
does that mean you should win this week against the Steelers,
who I also think suck. So there is that. Speaking

(09:56):
of sucking, boy, the Pistons loss last night. It's a
very bad basketball team. They lost to the eleven and
seventeen Dallas Mavericks in overtime, one sixteen to one fourteen.
So iline. I mean the Pistons are still a fun team.
I'm not going to bag on the Pistons. They're twenty
one and six. That's a bad loss. But it's the
regular season in the NBA. So at the end of

(10:18):
the day, who gives a damn? You know, who doesn't
give a damn? Most of the players that play in
the NBA, they're like, oh, we lost a game in December.
Who cares? That's most I've spoken for most NBA players there, Oh,
we lost a game in December. That's a direct quote
from ninety eight percent of the league. All right, yeah
you have that audio. Yeah, I say, hold on and

(10:39):
the rest of the league's ninety eight percent of the
league spoke about losing games in December. Oh, thank you guys.
All Right, it's the Josh Ennis Show. We got more
coming up.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
This is the Josh Nnis Show on one OHO six
point seven.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Double LLZ Detroit Threeels one oh six point seven, Detroit's Wheels,
Josh Ennis Show, Josh and Games this morning. Welcome in.
Today would have been al Calon's birthday. Oh back when. Well,
first of all, al ka Line, all time great baseball
player obviously, h but al Calne also when you think

(11:15):
about al k Line to a different generation, that's a
guy that they knew from calling the Tigers games voice
with George Kell. And then you think of Ernie Harwell,
and you think of these all time greats to these
great broadcasters that the Tigers had. That's like one of
my interests, which I might like fill you in or
clue you in as to why I didn't get laid
until I was about twenty. Is one of my interests

(11:38):
is just old school baseball broadcasters. Really let me, let
me list things that I find interesting old school baseball broadcasters,
Edmund Fitzgerald, the Edmund Fitzgerald dead shopping malls and old
movie theaters. Wow, I masturbated a lot in high school.
I bet just a lot.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
I mean, you have to give me that list, and
I already made that assumption, but now you really know.
But uh, the masturbation confession like a note chick.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Was like, hey, I want to hang out with Josh
as we you know, break down the nineteen eighty four
Tigers radio team.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I don't think it makes it feel better. There was
chicks that wanted to hang out with me, but I
had no interest in these ladies. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, madam,
but must be this high to ride and disliked.

Speaker 7 (12:27):
So.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
But when I think of like al Kline, George kell
Ernie Harwell, like old school baseball broadcasters were men men
used to broadcast sport. These big, raspy voiced dudes.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
Who've seen smoking stogie's and snipping on bourbon while they're
calling the game, probably.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Loaded in the booth, whether it's beer, dark liquors, cigarettes,
and probably on the road bagging whatever chicks they can,
and a lot of yeah, totally. So I was like
most of those guys did. I don't know if al
k Line or any of those guys did, but I
can tell you that like these guys that were on
the road back in like the fifties, sixties, seventies, calling games,
there was no internet. Your wife didn't know where the

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hell you were. You just go out to a bar.
A lot of these guys are slick looking dudes or
wearing a nice suit. They go out to the bar money,
they're looking to get laid. These ladies are horned up,
and these guys probably have chicks in every damn town.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Your wife can't just hit a little button on her
phone and see where you actually are correct.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
These guys lived the life. Their wives are just back
at home and they were on the road calling eighty
one baseball games on the road, ten day road trip.
Oh today, we're in Montreal. Tomorrow, we're in Philadelphia. Next
week we're in Denver or wherever. And they're on the
road and they're just smoking cigars, calling baseball games, getting ripped,

(13:44):
getting laid. That's what men used to do when they
were broadcasters. Now you listen to these guys that call
games and they're all like twerps, and they're all like
fake voice, guys that have to put on like a
deep voice because they don't have the balls like these
guys used to. You know why these guys had big
balls voices. I'll tell you why. Because they were smoking
when they were seven years old. They were smoking at seven,

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and they were in the war. There's no way you
could sound like a dummy whenever you were in the
war and you've been smoking cigarette since you were seven.
My friend something, Jack Buck is one of my all
time favorite broadcasters, one of the greatest. To me, he
is the best baseball broadcaster that has ever lived. Period. Okay,
Jack Buck was an old newsboy, so like he would
stand out on the corner, like in the nineteen thirties,

(14:27):
is a Jacks rex Ja extra. He's like, Yeah, I
smoked cigarettes when I was about ten, and I would
just yell all day selling newspapers. And that caused his
voice to like develop this rasp and this gargle about it.
That like you don't get like when you turn on
a basketball game today, you're like, okay, like it's always
like so kind of stuffy guy talking about that. We're

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gonna put on a fake voice because they don't have
the big ball's voice to pull it off. A lot
of these guys don't. They don't have that like whoa
like an Ernie Harwell did, or like an al k
Line or a George ca or any of those guys.
What you end up with is these twerps that are
on TV and they have to do that that voice
you're talking about. Basically, they have to deepen their voice

(15:08):
to make it sound like they're more adult than they
actually are. I miss when grown ass men called baseball games.
Guys who were like sixty seventy years old had all
the power in the world, couldn't be told nothing by
nobody on the road slaying ass bourbons, cigars, women, beer parties.

(15:30):
I was talking with Lenny Dykster ones and Lenny Dykstra
nails of course. And he's lived quite a life. Oh yes,
he played in Philly. After he played for the Mets.
He played in Philly, and the broadcaster for the Philadelphia
Phillies was a gentleman by the name of Harry Kallis.
Harry Callus was known to have the voice of God.
He was the voice of NFL films for many years.

(15:51):
Like if you watched Inside the NFL in the nineteen
nineties or the Campbell's Chunky Soup commercials, you knew who
Harry Callus was. But he was also the voice of
the Philadelphia Phillies. So I got a story ones from Lenny.
He's like, yo, bro Bro. We were in Houston, man,
we were at the Houston Hotel. We were in Houston
playing the Astros bro And I walked down to the

(16:13):
the hot tub downstairs and Harry the k Man, so
they called him Harry the k Harry the Kaye was
in the hot tub man, four girls sitting around him,
topless knockers just floating in the water. Man sitting down
there with Harry Kallis bro everything except the hotel. Then
you just call ball games. Man, you sit there, you

(16:34):
call ball games. You're a legend in the town because
I go a lot of the time. That's It's not
like there were a thousand games on TV or radio.
Was radio and local TV. That's how you listened or
watched your ball games.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Man.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
That's why like and I I like Jason Bennetti. I
think he does a good job. Jason Bennetti is never
going to be viewed by anyone as people viewed Al Klne,
George kell Ernie Harwell, He's never going to be viewed
that way because guys cannot be viewed way anymore. It
is not possible. It is impossible for any broadcaster to

(17:05):
be viewed in twenty twenty five in any city the
way that those old school guys were. You cannot do it.
It is impossible.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
Man.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Those dudes were just grown ass men, and a lot
of them don't like And the big thing, and I
keep bringing this up, how many of them? Jack Buck,
my hero Jack Buck, That dude was in the war.
He's think about this. The baseball players of that era,
the best players in the nineteen forties, they went to war,
went to war like Stan usuals, just like I'm sorry,

(17:35):
I gotta lose some time for my career. The best
hitter that ever lied to live, Ted Williams. He's like,
you know what looks like I gotta go to war.
We'll be back at some point. Let the ladies try
to play baseball. And then a league of their own
made all that to say that today's true or al
Kline's birthday. He died back in twenty twenty, of course,
But so back in the hotub did they drain it?
After the the I don't know where ladies had their

(17:57):
their fun. I don't know if they actually did anything
in the hot time. Come on, well maybe they went
back to the hot there's gonna be bodily fluid. See
you're looking at too any details to any details. Just
enjoy the story. It's eight eight hands. One of them
is going to find their way somewhere. The best part
about that, too, though, is that I told that, so

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I didn't tell the story. Nails was on the radio
in Philadelphia and all of a sudden, people are blowing
up the phones.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
He's lying.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
There's no way Harry the k wouldever do such a
I'm like, you think Harry the k wasn't going out
getting sick ass on the rag.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Well, it's like this one guy I knew was talking about,
like a pro player that's local to the area, and
he's like.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
His wife is so hot, there's no way he would
cheat on her.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
I'm like, uh, if his wife's not doing that one
thing he wants and some sexy lady in another city is.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Yep, he's doing it. It's called opportunity, friend, you know,
who cheats those who have opportunities. Nobody's a good person.
It's just whether not opportunity arises or not, my friend,
Because if opportunity arises, like I guarantee it did for
a lot of these baseball players and announcers back in
the sixties, you kidd me, and a lot of them
were former baseball players themselves. And those are just horn

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dogs by nature, all right. But anyway, Happy Heavenly birthday,
Al Kline rest in power. King Billy Squire doing Christmas
music now, well they have Milly Squire on Ded Troy's.
As Doug told us before he pieced out, he said, look,
play more Billy Squire and you'll be successful. Someone's gone
We're going from twentieth to first on the back of

(19:27):
five Billy Squire songs, and we're gonna write them, Baby,
We're gonna write them hard, all right, anyway, believe it.
But I remembered something.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
What's that You have to tell us a story about
a possible illegitimate child to yours at a local high school.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Exactly. I've been sitting on that story all week? Am
I sitting on that? I mean I have forgotten to
tell that story five times this week. I think I
got the cow bell thank you, so I will get
into that. Also, I haven't played this audio yet this week.
It's a couple days old, but it's the audio of
Scott Harris, who runs the Tigers obviously builds their roster,
and he said something that had people really ticked off

(20:04):
a day ago. So I'll play that as well. It's
actually pretty hysterical when you think about it. So we
got that coming up. In sports, there was an epic
football game last night. If you missed it, we'll break
that down for you and what that one meant for
the Lions if anything. It's all coming up on Weel
call The.

Speaker 8 (20:19):
Josh Innis Show now at eight seven seven nine eight
eight one O six.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Seven one O six point seven w LLZ Detroit Wheels
Guarantee speaking of like you have, did you update your email?
So I'm not sure that's where I was gonna go.
I'm honest to God, have no clue how I show you.
I have figured it out this morning because we have
a thing where we have to update our signature to

(20:43):
include this slogan, this guaranteed human slogan that we're going with.
I've never had an email signature, never in my life.
I don't like, I don't care, Like maybe I don't.
I don't know what that means for me, but I've
just never cared enough to have an email gig. I
get it.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
I mean, it's not like we're reaching out to people
where you need to give that information like I could
see a salesperson, people in charge of programming. You're reaching
out to different label reps, different clients. They reached out
to those people.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
I know.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
That's what I'm saying. I don't you know what's the
big deal that we have it? You know what I get?
I get emails from Casey that are like, look here's
Santa Sack, and I'm like, Okay, that's fine, you know,
like I don't. I don't talk to anybody important I know.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
And then even if you do get the email, you
don't need to respond anyways until they text you.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Correct, I don't respond anything. That's just how I like.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Make sure you go look over this list of people,
the potential guests for interviews.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
I'm like, okay, I'm like, it's Josh's call. But okay, yeah,
I look at it. Look, I don't. I don't pay
attention to email. But now I have to put in
a you know, a signature on these emails. I don't
know how to do that. Who the hell reads email anyway?
Email anyway? But any who, welcome in everybody. So here's

(21:53):
what we got coming up. We are going to actually
here you go, just for reference. He does, right, So
that's a big one email anymore. That's true, That's what
That's what I really want to. Just send that back
to Tony Travado. Yeah, reply with that that drop aitad Like,
first of all, it's out Kline's Birthday's a big Tony's
a big baseball announcer. Freak too. I'll send that and

(22:16):
I'll say, also does email anymore? That's what I told him, said,
text me, I'll put a signature on my text. Every
time you guys text me, I'll put guaranteed human in
the text. Or it would be like Liz, say it
to your face exactly. Does email anymore anyway? So there
you go, coming up, we will have sports. Last night's
game ended up being pretty epic. Didn't look like it
was gonna be, but it was. What did that one

(22:37):
mean for the Lions? If anything? And Scott Harris, who
is the I guess you would call him the President
of Baseball Operation GM whatever they call these guys in
baseball now said something that irks some folks a couple
of days ago. We didn't get a chance to get
to it. We'll get to that today. We got a
lot to do. It's the Josh Ennis Show, and it
is the Beasteve Boy, the jos Show.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Sports.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
All right, So last night what wasn't an epic football game?
It was not trending in that direction at least the
Thursday night football matchup between the Rams in Seattle, a
game that was not a blowout, but it was a
sixteen point game. Rams took the sixteen point lead in
the fourth quarter. They were cruising. Sam Donald was doing

(23:26):
Sam darnaldy things, and then moment comes where Rashid Shihit,
a guy they traded for from the Saints, busts the
kickoff return and it kind of opens the floodgates a
little bit for Seattle to get back in the game.

Speaker 7 (23:40):
Then they do.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Then they end up tying it the most bizarre two
point conversion you've ever seen. Also, did you see this play?
I did not, So look this up. Go to Twitter
and look at this two point conversion. So here's what
happened on this play. On the two point conversion, Sam
Donald's trying to throw a lateral. It hits one of
the defensive linemen in the hell what and rolls into

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the end zone. You think, okay, it's an incomplete pass.
They review the play and determine that it was a
backwards pass. Therefore that is a fumble. It was recovered
in the end zone by Seattle. So it was a
completed two point conversion on what people thought was an
incomplete pass. But because it was a backwards pass, it
was a lateral. It hits the guy in the helmet,

(24:23):
rolls into the end zone. Seattle picks it up. Two
point conversion. Good it's one of the most bizarre plays
you've ever seen. Okay, so it hits him in the
helmet and hits him, and it hits him rolls into
the end zone. Everybod if he's the play's dead too,
because it looks like an incompletely head. They're walking off
the field like, oh crap, he blew it, we blew it. Correct.

(24:46):
They go back and review the play and they discovered
that since it was a backwards pass, that's a fumble.
So the fumble had a clear recovery in the end
zone by the guy from Seattle. Therefore, it was a
two point conversion. This is one of those moments where
like we always see the play like rab a ball
and start running towards you know, the other zones because
why not. Yeah, this is one of those situations where

(25:06):
it actually paid off. Correct. You should abody else thought
the ball was dead. That's crazy. Anytime there was a
ball that you think is an incomplete pass or fumble, whatever,
always rap up the ball. And because of the fact
they did that, it was a tie game. That guy
needs a bonus, I think, so that woman game for him.
They did so, and that tied the game. Then they
went to overtime, Rams march down the field take the lead,

(25:28):
but then Seattle comes right back down the field and
they have the option to either kick the extra point
with like three minutes to go or go for two.
They go for two, they convert, and now Seattle's the
number one team in the NFC. What does that mean
for the Lions? Pretty much nothing at this point. It doesn't.
I mean, both of those teams are now in the playoffs,

(25:49):
so one of them is going to win that division
and one of them is going to be a wild card.
So San Francisco right now is still in that race too.
So the NFC West is wild. I wouldn't say that
the NFC North this wild. Currently it's a two team
race for the division and there's a huge game this
weekend with the Rams and or sorry, the Packers and
the Bears. The Bears are going to be without both
Luther Burden the third and Roma Dunza this weekend. Those

(26:12):
are two gigantic weapons, arguably Weapon one and Weapon two
for Caleb Williams. So that's the game to keep your
eye on. Circle that one, that's I mean, obviously, and
root hard for the Packers would be my advice for you,
and it's like blasphemy. Well, I mean, okay, root hard
for the Bears. Oh it's blasphemy too.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
So it's a true definition of pick your poison. I guess. Uh,
but so I would my humble opinion, and not even
my humble opinion, but just reality is the only chance
the Lions have to make the playoffs is to win
out and get into the seventh seed. Your best bet
is to overtake the Bears, who have the toughest remaining schedule.
So they have the Packers, the forty nine ers, and

(26:55):
then the Lions. I would say root for the Packers
this weekend. I would say root for the four nine
ers next weekend. Root for yourselves on January fourth, win
three games in a row, which is highly unlikely based
on the way this team is played, and then and
then hope you get in. But look, if you win
three in a row, you're probably gonna get in. So
win three in a row. It's easier said than done. Yeah,

(27:16):
oh yes, I don't think it's gonna happen. But if
you can't win three in a row, if you don't
win one, So win this weekend against the Steelers, who
are coming off a huge win, so they're due for
a letdown. You're at home. I don't believe the Steelers
can play ball with you. Tit for tad if you will.
They can't go back and forth offensively with you. So
score a bunch of points against them their bums, win
the game, and then live to see another day. That's

(27:37):
how I would label That's how I would sum up
the weekend for you. If you're I mean, obviously we're
rooting for the Lions. We want them to win. So
win and you survive, and you move on to next week,
and then you have to win that game against Minnesota,
and then you have to win the game against the Bears,
and you're in there. You go, all right, let me
do this. I've got this audio of Scott Harris, who's
got people all worked up over something he said about
the Tigers. I'm gonna play a song here. Then I'm

(27:59):
gonna get that for you. We're gonna hear this audio
that's got people all miffed this week, But first we
must hear from the Chili Peppers. It is sold to sweeze. Also,
don't forget that at eight twenty five we have pistons too.
I guess I should mention that the Pistons did take
an l last night to the lousy, low down Mavericks.

(28:20):
They're no good. They're now eleven and seventeen, so an
overtime loss for the Pistons last night. But we have
Pistons tickets for New Year's Day, so we'll be giving
those away they take on the Miami Heat. We'll do
that at eight twenty five Santa Sack. I don't know
what tickets they have today from Sandy Claus, but it's
always random, so we'll have that for you in the

(28:40):
nine o'clock hour. And I gotta tell you that parking
spot story at the local highs, but we're loaded with stuff.
I'll get that Scott Harris audio next, but right now
it's sold to Squeeze from one oh six point seven
Detroit's Wheels Josh and his show. Another thing before we
get to the Scott Harris audio. Another thing about that
game last night that I'll never understand. With these teams,
with about thirteen minutes to go, the Rams score to

(29:04):
go up fifteen. They have the option to kick the
extra point to go up sixteen, which is still a
two possession game, or they could go for two. If
you get the two point conversion, you are up three possessions.
There is no route you can take to get seventeen
points in two possessions. The fact that the Rams kick
the extra point to go up sixteen makes no sense
to me at all. I don't get it. I don't

(29:25):
know what analytics tells you to do there, but to me,
if you have a chance to be two yards away
from going up three scores in the fourth quarter versus
being up fifteen, there is not a huge difference between
being up fifteen and sixteen. It's negligible. I get that.
A giant difference in being up seventeen and sixteen. They're
seventeen and fifteen. It is enormous. And the fact that

(29:46):
they didn't go for two theirs baffling to me as well,
I'm just bitching because I lost my bet. Scott Harris
of The Tiger said something that's got people all worked
up about the roster. Of course, they've done very little
to improve it this offseason, with the exception of adding
now Kenley Jansen, which we haven't talked about because who cares.
But here's Scott Harris. This is the audio that's got

(30:07):
people all up in arms this.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Week because I understand by the nature of the question
that the roster and the offense looks the same. Yeah,
I agree that the names are are very similar right now,
but this team is not the same.

Speaker 8 (30:19):
This team is changing on an individual and a collective level.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Really, So he goes, look, all the pieces are the same,
but this is not the same team. Like I understand
that you look at that roster and it's identical to
the roster that just had the biggest collapse in the
history of baseball. But just no, it's different. It is different.
It reminds me of when Vanilla Ice was breaking down
the difference between under pressure and ice ice.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
Baby ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding. That's the way their ghost ours
those bing ding ding digi ding ding ding ding ding ding.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
That little bit change, it's not the same. It's not
the same. It's different. That's ken Lee Jansen, Kenley Jansen.
Is that little bitty change. It's not the same. That's
that's the chin ching chen dinging ding ding ding ding,
boom ding ding ding.

Speaker 9 (31:09):
Ding ding ding. That's the way their ghost ours those
boom ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding that
little bitty change.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Does take Scott Harrison hang him over a balcony. Should
Knight's gonna go find Scott there? As?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I understand by the nature of the question that the
roster and the offense looks the same. Yeah, I agree
that the names are are very similar right now, but
this team is not the same.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
This team is changing on an individual in a collectible. Okay,
how like, Well, we're just gonna hope and pray that
our players that collapse last year don't collapse this year.
Yeah we got we got Schooble a bigger tank. Yeah, well, no,
his tank. I think the size remains the same. I
don't know that they can improve tank size for Trek Scoobel,
and he's probably not gonna be here anyway. If they

(31:55):
were smart, they trade him. Well, they have multiple options.
One option is you just wait to see if there's
a work stoppage, which you know there could be, and
you try to ride it out that way, or you
trade it. I've been of the belief that you just
you actually go out and spend money, which they're not
going to really do. But you go out and spend
money and add some better players around school and just
give it a ride, one last shot with schoobl and
then if he wants to hit free agency, go But like,

(32:18):
the worst option is now, let's just ride it out
the way things are now and see if things get better.
You got a guy that's won the cy Young back
to back. Heere's the guy's a beast, and we're like, yeah, now, granted,
I'm not as big as school guy as a lot
of people are, because yes, he's very good, but like,
to me, you can have all the cy Youngs you
want when you ask out of a winner take all
game and like, sorry, my tank's emptied after six innings

(32:39):
and a winner take all game. Like I would never
There is not a universe. There's not a place that
I would ever go to where I would pay Errek
Schooble four hundred million dollars. But I wouldn't pay any
pitcher four hundred million dollars because it's asinine to pay
a pitcher a guy who plays thirty times a year.
When you really think of the math on it, you're like,
wait a minute, So this guy is one hundred and
sixty two games. This is going to play in like

(33:01):
thirty three of them, And I'm going to pay this
guy like fifty million dollars a year to appear thirty
three times. Now, on one hand, you could look at
that and go, well, look at what the record is
when he starts, and that's fair. But I would never
pay a guy that doesn't play every day anything close
to that kind of cash. Nowhere close to that. But

(33:21):
would you pay that much for like a big hitter
that's very good field, he's gonna play one hundred fifty
games a year. So like if it were like when
the Philly signed Bryce Harper six years ago or whatever
it was, well, Bryce Harper was presumably the budding best
player in baseball, And of course now what's gonna happen
is on the back end of that deal, you're going
to lose out on it because those guys, especially guys
that get older, Because if you sign a guy that's

(33:42):
twenty eight, twenty nine to a ten year deal, which
a lot of guys aren't doing anymore. But like say
you sign a ten year deal, by the time they're
thirty six, thirty seven, thirty eight, they're not good, right,
Like they're going to tail off, Like the the the
Albert Poohols deal that was signed by the Angels. Pooh
Holes was already battling injuries when they signed him, and
he was already in his late twenties early thirties by
the time that deal was done. They lost that deal
big time. But like I would certainly, I like, I

(34:04):
don't like having one player. You don't have the deal
the funds dedicated that much. But at least that guy
plays one hundred and fifty games a year, are getting
more year money's worth? Correct? You know in a big
game like that, you know who's not going to ask
out of a big game a hitter? Also speaking of baseball,
speaking big with more bats. Correct. I'm a big believer
in this golden at bat rule that's been proposed that

(34:26):
they're never going to do. But the golden at bat
rule is one where you get to pick a player
like late in a game, like once a game, you
can use any batter you want to come up to
the plate, even if it's not their spot in the order.
That's fun. See how cool would that be? I know
that it's kind of you when you say that. People
are like, oh, it's like savannah bananas. But the savannah
bananas have some really innovative ideas. That actually make baseball

(34:49):
still gonna get the stilts, honesty stilts in the MLB.
Let me tell you something. If I have the option
of paying four hundred and fifty million dollars to Trek
Scooble or stilts four hundred fifty dollars to the guy
with your rock and roll cofile, it is just a
click away.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Make us so preset in your car and on our
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Speaker 2 (35:18):
I think I might have found my child. Wow, I
might have fathered a child that I knew nothing about
or knogging around those early days of Detroit. So I
will tell you about that. I'll repost that picture on
the station or actually on my show Facebook, because the
station Facebook is where they go to yell about politics,
so I'll do it on ours. Also an update on

(35:39):
the diddling football coach it's missing. I got an update
for you. I found one after Black Betty one oh
six point seven Detroit's Wheels. That is Ram Jam and
Black Betty. I am Josh, he is James, he says
the Josh Jennis Show. Hello friends, How about an update
on the Diddlin football coache kids. No good diddling kids. Oh,

(36:03):
I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter.
No little kids, gotta be big holding them away my
daughter or something like that. That guy his name is
Travis Turner, Well that's Danny Devita. But the guy we're
talking about as a guy that was a football coach
in Virginia who was accused of having sexual relations and
like other things, child porn, child porn and all that,

(36:26):
and then he just went missing because he was a fugitive.
Like currently the best scene hitting in the woods with
a gun right correct. And the update is as of Friday,
December nineteenth today, he has still not been found. He's
still missing. So that man is dead. I feel like
if you said, Josh, if we put betting odds on

(36:46):
it and it was he's dead or anything else, So
that could be he's in hiding somewhere, he's like fled
the country. Of their other options, I would say the
odds on favorite by like one thousand percent is that
he is dead.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
You're probably gonna find him hanging in his secret dittle shack.
That's the diddle shag.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
I wonder if Deputy Sam Gerard from the fugitive will
find him in his secret dittle shag, but he could
so now see he's being chased by the US Marshals.
The US Marshals are Deputy Sam Girard. What I went
out of each and every one of you is a
hard target, Sir, of.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Every gas station residents were half farmhouse.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Hit, half out house dog house in that area.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Check botch go up in fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name
is doctor Richard Kimble.

Speaker 8 (37:37):
Don't get it.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
You know what, I'm gonna make a bold proclamation here,
hot take if you would take, and I've had some
hot takes lately on my podcast, which is called All
Up in US. If you'd like to hear my sports
podcast All Up in US, go search for it. I
made the decision yesterday that I think Jason Kelsey is
better looking than Travis Kelsey, which is a pretty hot take.

(37:58):
But I have determined that Vis Kelsey is like a
wish dot Com version of Channing Tatum. You know, like
we ever see those videos online of like when you
get like the the the ghettoed out parades that have
like the knockoff versions of Mickey oh Ye that are
like twerking and like for some reason Mickey has like
corn Rows or like the Vegas strip where they have
of the knockoff character exactly where they're slightly off brand.

(38:20):
See Travis kenyans Indians correct. Travis Kelcey is like an
off brand version of Channing Tatum. I can see that.
For whatever reason. I saw Jason Kelsey, who I don't
like it all, yesterday and I'm like, you know what,
I think he's the better looking Kelsey. That was a
hot take. Another hot take I have to offer is
that Deputy Sam Gerard of the US Marshalls and the

(38:40):
Fugitive is on the Mount rushmore of the coolest characters
in the history of cinema. I didn't kill my wife.
I don't care that right there is among the greatest
lines in the history of cinema. My man's up there.
He's standing up in this big you know thing with
this water going out, and he says, got nowhere to go.
He's caught. Sam Gerard knows that he's caught because the

(39:02):
only option he has is to jump, and he says, look, I.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
Didn't get John.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I don't care that. Right there is one of the
five coolest lines in the history of cinema.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
He just doesn't care. He's just doing his John I
don't care. Job isn't to prosecute, is to catch God.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
I love that, Like I love Tommy Lee Jones so much,
But like that Tommy Lee Jones, like I don't think
there is a better version of Tommy Lee Jones than
nineteen ninety three Fugitive. Our fugitive's name is doctor Richard Kimball.
Go get it. What I want out of each and
every one off here is a hard target search of
every gas station. Residents were house, farmhouse, hit half out house,

(39:44):
and dog.

Speaker 8 (39:45):
House in that area.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Check buds go up in fifteen mile. Yep, your fugitive's
name is doctor Richard Kimble Go get him, Go get him. God,
that's so cool. Tell me this. Let me shift the
conversation from coolest movie characters to movies that every time
they're on, you'll watch, you're flipping through and oh that's on,

(40:07):
I'm gonna stop and watch, to the point that your
significant other gets annoyed by it because they know every
time it's on, you're gonna watch Fugitive Twister. Wow, those
are two for me, and these are the two that
specifically annoy my wife because I'll sit there, and she goes,
We've watched The Fugitive one hundred times. I'm like, listen, Jilly,

(40:27):
the Fugitive is on, and I'm gonna need you to
shut up. Okay, shut the hell up. I'm watching the
Future Twisters, the one that really sets her off though.
She's like, you watch you watch Twister all the time
and then you quote it the whole time. You don't
shut up. I'm like, you shut up. I'm watching the
like I watched Twister. Like, if she had a movie
that she liked to watch frequently, I'd be down. But

(40:50):
what I've learned is women don't have those like. Women
don't sit around and quote movies like dudes do. It
doesn't work that way. Women don't sit around and go, well,
I'm gonna watch Supermad for the four thousandth time. That's out.
What women do?

Speaker 7 (41:00):
You know?

Speaker 2 (41:01):
They communicate differently, but men do. So let me ask
you this. I've shifted the question here a little bit, okay,
and I need your input. I need you guys today
for you for no other reason. I want to make
sure the text line still works. So text the word
Josh and your message to five one eight eight one
Josh and your message in the same message to five
one eight eight one. Here's what I need from you.

(41:23):
I need you to tell me the movie that you
watch that you can watch a thousand times and every
time it's on you stop and watch. Now, you probably
have a thousand of them, But tell me the number
one or you know, the top two or three. If
they are on. You're scrolling through, you hit the guide
button on your remote. Oh there is, and you're like,
oh hell, it mean it's like a Tuesday night. Nothing's

(41:44):
going on. It's eight thirty. You're kind of a you're
on the verge. You're going to bed, but you're kind
of hanging out. Maybe you're drinking a glass of wine,
whatever it is. And you're sitting there and you have
nothing to watch, and you hit the guide and you go, oh, hell,
the Fugitive is on, and I've got to watch the Fugitive.
Do you have a movie like that? Tommy Boy? Tommy
Boy's a good one.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Any time it's on, I can watch Tommy Boy. I
don't care where you are in the film. We'll pick
it up and watch it.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I think today is the anniversary of Chris Farley's death.
Really knows yesterday. Yeah, he died on yesterday back in
nineteen ninety seven. It's damn near been thirty years since
Chris Farley day. How about that. But Tommy Boy is
a good one. So that's what I need from you
guys today. Get engaged with the show at texting the
word Josh and your answer to five one eight eight one.

(42:29):
Tell me a movie that you watch every time it's on.
I know that this is a random conversation and it's
odd that this was born of like the starting point
of diddling coach, who's probably dead in this random treehouse
diddle shit. But the movie that when it's on, I
know that there's a thousand of them that we all watch.

(42:49):
Like if Austin Powers are on right now, I turn on,
there's a bunch shovel Oh yeah, back to the future, whatever.
But what is the ultimate for you? The one that
every single time it's on, you're not going to buy
pass it, You're gonna hit yes to the guy, You're
gonna hit okay, and you're gonna go to whatever AMABC
twisters on right there in the middle of the scene
with Jonas has got himself some corporate sponsors or whatever.

(43:12):
You know, or when they go eat Aunt May's house
and she's making the steak and the potatoes and you're like,
I want to eat that meal. What is that movie
for you?

Speaker 7 (43:20):
For me?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Fugitive and uh in Twister? God, I love Twister. I
saw Twister seven times in the theater when I was
a kid, because I lived in a small town that
had a movie theater that only showed one movie.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
So I saw a lot of Twister. When we fascinated
with storms and storm Chasing.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
I was really fascinated with Helen Hunt. Okay, that is
not true at all. I'm in no way fast. There's
a couple of scenes where I think she's got the
hype each on her. That one I think. Actually the
thing that fascinated me the most about Helen Hunt is
that Helen Hunt had a movie where we considered her
a sex simple and I'm like, like, Helen Hunt one
O six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Josh Nis Show, Josh

(43:58):
and James this morning, eight twenty five, you'll have a
shot to score Pistons tickets. Of course they lost last
night and overtime to the Mavericks. Speaking of movies, and
I got a whole bunch of people texting about the
movie that they'll just watch every time it's on, Like
when it's on TV, you stop, You make a special
effort to stop. You don't just skip over it must
see TV. So that would be Twist and the Fugitive

(44:18):
for me. And by the way, you're speaking of the Fugitive,
you know, doctor Richard Kimball's wife in that movie is
super hot. You don't see her a ton except in flashbacks, really,
but that's Seal Award, and Seal Award is an underappreciated
early nineties hot ass chick. Go look up Seal Award
and like it's kind of like you had to be
there kind of thing because I would see her in

(44:39):
like Lifetime movies and stuff, you know, And I mean
she was smoking hot. She was just a classy looking babe.
Yeah you know what I'm saying. She wasn't like, you know,
skanky hot. She's not baywatching him. She's you know, like
she's an actual beautiful lady. This Seal Award. I liked her,
But that was doctor Richard Kimball's wife who you know
died spoiler alert know from like The One Armed Man

(45:01):
or whatever the hell it was. But anyway, Also, I
have a list here of the ten favorite Christmas movies.
Would you like to take a guess on what America's
favorite all time Christmas movie is according to this list?
Oh boy, chew on that for a second while I
read some of these text messages from people. Let's see, Hi,
this is Ham from Southwest Detroit. Funny enough. Fugitive is

(45:23):
also mine. Wow, let's see whenever that or Friday or
any of the eighties Eddie Murphy's are on. I'm stopping
and I'm going to watch I'm with You Friday those
Can I tell you an underappreciated movie that you can
watch a thousand times too? Is Life with Eddie Murphy
and Martin Lawrence. I have seen that one. It's amazing.
It doesn't get as much love as some of the
other eighties Eddie Murphy stuff or The Nutty Professor or.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Some of those.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
But I'm stopping for Beverly Hills Cop one or two,
that's true, not Beverly Hills Cop three. You know what
was sneaky good though, is the axel F on Netflix.
I thought that was pretty They did it right. And
here's what they did right about axel F. What made
Axel f good was they gave you all the stuff
you wanted. You wanted the recalls to the earlier movies,
you wanted, the characters from the earlier movies. They brought

(46:08):
in a new character in hopes that maybe it would
jump start a new France, you know, an extension of
the franchise Our Boy bush Man, isn't it? Our Boy
bush Man is in it? So like, it had everything
you needed and it was fun, and they knew what
it was and they didn't take it too seriously, and
it was perfect, I think for a movie that's trying
to just give you the feels that you had in
nineteen eighty four. Yea perfect movie. Had much better job

(46:30):
than what they did with Hampy Gilmore Too. Happy Gilmore
Too is one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
And we're all supposed to say, like, because Adam Sandler
is a super likable guy and we all love Happy Gilmore,
that it was just fun. It was just a good time,
and anybody who bitches about that just has hates fun. Like, No,
it wasn't good of a time for me. It was
a dreadful time. Let's see cool hand Luke and Wayne's World.

(46:52):
Let's see Beverly Hills cop one and Indiana Jones Napoleon
Dynamite from another Texterdiana Jones.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
One or the third one Temple of Doom. Not but
the first. The third one is the one with Sean Connery.
Let's see shaw Shank from a lot of people. Shaw
Shank Toomstone. There are just dudes of a certain era
that will watch Tombstone all day. That's the one. Vell
Kilmer has he played like Doc Holliday. Is that the one? Yes?

(47:22):
Or is that a different one?

Speaker 7 (47:23):
No?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
That is Okay. Let's see here and here's that list.
By the way, So did you take a guess on
what the number one Christmas movie America's favorite Christmas movie? Elf?
It is not else Okay, it is a kid's movie.
It is a kid's but it is not a I
think earlier, so that's in two thousand and three. It
is Home Alone. Yeah, baby, so Home Alone is number one.

(47:46):
I started looking at this list and I'm like, this
list is poppycock. I don't know who voted on this.
This is stupid. But Charlie Brown Christmas on a movie. No,
it's not, that's a Christmas special. And so outdated. I
feel like I relate to Charlie. That's why I enjoy
him so much. Like I'm just constantly miserable, and I'm like,
you know, having the football pulled out from underneath me
by that bitch. What's her name? What's Lucy that bitch?

(48:08):
Is it Lucy? Yeah? Or Peppermint Patty? Peppermint Petty is
the lesbian the assumed lesbian character that's got the hots
for Lucy, I think, or Lucy is Charlie Brown. Who's
the brown haired one. It's pepper who's the pepper and
Petty's glasses? Well, no, who's the Who's is there like
a Marcy Darcy or something? Let me see who am
I thinking of? That's got the glass? The one girl blind?

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That's one of the biggest questions I've had about the Peanuts.
Is the girl that always calls the other girl sir? Yes?
Is she blind? That's who is That is her name?
Marcy Larcy? Okay? Is she blind? Because she's always saying
sir to the to Peppermint Patty.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Right.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Who's the one that's like offering psychiatric help for a nick?
That's Lucy Okay, that's Lucy Lucy the one that pulls
the football she pulls? Then who's Patty? So his sister
is Sally, Okay, Sally. So the brunette in the blue
dress is Lucy, and she's the bitch. It's also like
the psychiatrist that offers you know, mental help for she's
like the lady bully. Okay, I believe her brother's lingess

(49:07):
is Charlie Brown's best friend. To be fair, that's progressive
to have a lady bully. So Charlie Brown very progressive.
Everybody dealing with mental issues and self hate and a
lady bully. But Peppermint, Patty and Marcia I've always believed
were a couple me doo totally and Marcy's and I
thought she was blind. I thought they were banging and
I thought she was blind. They were slapping claims for sure.

(49:29):
Can you can you google that really quick? Is Marcie
from the Peanuts blind? Marcy from the because I think
she is like what like she's wearing glasses, no eyes,
Like look at her, she has no eyes and she's
always calling the gal sirr.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
No, Marcy from the Peanuts is not blind. She wears glasses.
But this just indicates poor ice eight not blindness. So
why does she call the other person sirr all the time?
Why does she call who's that Lucy? Why does she
always call her? Why does she call Pepper Patty sir?

Speaker 2 (50:01):
We google it? I don't know. I google that while
I read you the rest of the list. Rudolph the
Red Nose Reindeer is number three. One of the biggest
plot holes in the history of any sort of Christmas
movie or Christmas Carol or whatever. If I came in
today and I had some special feature about me, Like
let's say I had wings all of a sudden, Like
I walk in one day, I take off my hoodie
and I have wings, your first thought wouldn't be this

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jerk's got wings. Your first thought would be holy hell,
you've got wings. You can fly? Wow, And you would
think that's cool. How is it that in reindeer world
having a nose that lights up is somehow akin to
you know, like walking with a peg leg or something
that people look at and stare and point. Like, to me,
it's pretty bad ass to have a nose that lights up.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah, But back then, if you were different and he
was frowned upon, I get that, But like I know
these times a change like these deer stupid.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
These reindeer are just dumb. That's why he saves it
little like Oh no, poor reindeer has a light up nose.
His life is so difficult. The whole thing is stupid.
They were really thankful rootoph on that foggy Christmas Eve.
White Christmas is number four, die Hard not a Christmas movie.
Christmas movie. Christmas Vacation is number six. Christmas Vacation is

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goat status in my opinion. The Nightmare Before Christmas, that's
more Halloween than Christmas. Miracle on thirty fourth Street Boy
the Polar Express. That one kind of freaks me out.
Tom Hanks plays like every character.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
The animation style is weird to me. And I'm gonna
take the hold. I'm just gonna get rid of this list.
This list is garbage. This list is stupid, and I'm
never going to read it again because that is the
worst list of holiday movies ever. And whoever voted on
this or how this was compiled, this person up your
nose with a twirling lawnmower, because that is stupid. You

(51:48):
should wake up with rattlesnakes in your bed. That's the
worst list of Christmas movies I've ever heard. Number one
Christmas Vacation. That should be at the top of everyone's
The fact that you haven't, well, let's get into this
thing's screwed list. Not even on the top. This is
the worst list. This is the absolute pits. You want
to nobody. No human has watched White Christmas.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
Text me right now.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
If you've ever watched White Christmas. You haven't. You know
why because no one's ever actually watched White Christmas. It
is super old and it's super racist. I believe you've
heard the song, yes, but you've never watched White Christmas
because you're not a dufus. Only dufuses and old people
have watched that. No one's sitting down like you. We're
gonna do to night boys. Everybody gather around. We got

(52:28):
some corn for popping, and we're gonna watch White Christmas.
No one never wanted.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
No one ever watched White Christmas. And you're popping that
popcorn on the stove too, that microwave.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Dupid anyway, being polar express, Get at the holdovers. I
don't even know what the holdovers is. And that's on
this list. This list is stupid. I want to reprint
this list just so I can rip it up and
crumble it again. That's how bad it is that the
extra paper. Did you ever find out about it? So?

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Marcy from The Peanuts calls Pepper and Petty surr as
a sign of respect, admiration, or just their quirky heabit
they met at summer camp, even though Pepper from Patty
often gets annoyed by it and corrects her as seen
in the comic strips, it's part of their unique dynamic
where the bookish Marci looks up to the tomboyish, sporty
Pepper bit Patty.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
She's blind. She's blind, and that's her lesbian dat. She's
just blinded. They're definitely lesbians though, absolutely lesbians' I wonder
what they're doing these days, Like I wonder how they
grew up, Like like I need an update on the Peanuts,
Like they're all like seventy they there's no doubt they
have like major tds. They're they're like yelling at the tear.

(53:31):
They're like, we agree with you, ROSSI o'donald. It's the
Josh Innis Show. On one of six point seven WLZ.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Detroit's Wheels an art radio station, guaranteed human, and soon
my email signature will confirm that I too, am guaranteed
good thing.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
You might get in trouble if you don't. I took
a test. I just took a DNA test. Turns out
I'm one hundred person human. Thank you all right. So
we are going to get to sports here in just
a second, and you and I have written out our
own individual top five Christmas movie lists. We'll see which
list the people prefer. That list that we read a

(54:12):
second ago was a joke. White Christmas. No one watches
no damn White Christmas. So we got that coming up.
We will also again, I will get to that story.
Just ring the bell for me. So I just I
have to do the story about the parking space I
saw at the local high school, where I'm having a
hard time getting the story out. I know it's been
I saw this on Sunday or Saturday in like seven

(54:35):
six days. But we'll get to that as well. And
Pistons tickets they lost last night. We'll just get that
out of the way before sports. The Pistons lost last
night in overtime to the lousing Mavericks one sixteen won
fourteen was the final. So about twenty minutes from now
you'll have a chance to score tickets to see the
Pistons on New Year's Day against the Miami Heat. So

(54:57):
we got that all the good stuff on the way,
and of course we will have Santa Sack about an
hour from now. Your first shot to reach into Santy
Claus's sack. Give it a tickle and see what you
can find in there, tickets to something, whatever it is,
it'll be a good, good show. I So all right,
welcome into Friday, everybody. Here's the best of the bush tunes.

(55:20):
In my opinion, everything'ss in on wheels. You know, in
my day we call it a beaver. And let me
tell you somebody, I snagged the pelter too. The Josh
inn Is show spots. All right, So we have an
update on that coach who got fired at Ohio University,
the one that had the booze in his drawer. And

(55:41):
I said yesterday that I felt like that was kind
of like that doesn't seem like reason enough to fire
a guy. Well, according to this report, it was not
the only reason why he got fired. Apparently, this coach
at Ohio University got fired over extramarital affairs. Oh Okay.
The intent to terminate letter obtained by multiple media outlets

(56:05):
to a public records request, University President Lori Stewart Gonzalez
wrote that Smith's extramarital affairs, including one with an undergraduate student,
brought disrepute, scandal, and ridicule, which violated his employment agreement
with the school. So apparently he was having an affair
with like a student at the school, which to me

(56:26):
shouldn't be a problem honestly because they're adults, and like,
you shouldn't get fired from your job because you're poonentanging
around on your wife. Like, I don't think anybody looks
at a college coach and says, listen, I have no
respect for that man because he's banging some hot co
ed and the students that affiliated with the team or anything. Right,
there's an undergrad correct from one of the story reads. Now,
I think their bigger issue was that he carried on

(56:49):
an affair while at the Ohio University Inn where he
could be observed by athletes, families, donors, and others connected
to the university. Okay, So like, bro gonna go, Like, basically,
here's what you gotta do if you're gonna be a
coach that people recognize and where whatever town in Ohio.
This is basically your only option is to go bang

(57:09):
in the car. Yeah, you can't be seen in a
hotel where there's players and stuff, like you had a secret. Yeah,
Like you got to just hang out in the car
if you're walking around with her on your arm. I
took of his hot piece of ass I got. It's
like in the Major League whenever Roger dorn is celebrating
they just clinched the division or whatever, and his Roger
Dorn's with some chick you know on the news broadcast,

(57:30):
and his wife's watching on TV, like takes off her
glasses and does a double day and then eventually goes
to bang. Rick Vaughan spoiler alert. But that to me,
I don't believe that cheating on your wife should be
like this fireable offense because college football is so scummy
and gross now anyway, Like, I mean, everybody involved in

(57:50):
college out oft, they're all scumbags at this point, more
of a moral issue than it is. Yeah, like whose businesses?
Like are you not gonna send your kid to play
for this guy because he's bagging some chick? Now, I'd
like to know what she looks like before I offer
a full opinion. Oh yeah, now she's like a hot
co ed. It'd be like, Okay, if like he's just
banging her because she's younger and she's like she's you
know or something, then like no, like you know, that's

(58:11):
bad news, bears. But like the hotter she is, the
more on his side I will be if that makes sense,
Like if she's like a ten somehow, I'd be like,
there's the University's outrageous. If she's not, I'll be like
this guy, dude, you have a wife. Broh, you have
a wife, and you just know she was the only
one that would sit on his face. I've got no
updates on that story. By the way, I guess next

(58:33):
time I go to the bowling alley and yeah, see
if he's there, see if you said, like what happened? Hey,
do you get that face at it?

Speaker 7 (58:39):
Go?

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Did you find anybody to take you up on that offer?
So I mentioned that the Pistons lost last Honestly, I
didn't focus or pay a lot of attention to that
game because this Rams game got really good down the stretch.
It was actually fantastic television for the last about thirteen
minutes or so of the game. After the return the
pump return touchdown, which followed an interception that looked like

(59:03):
the game was over, Darnald throws the interception near the
goal line, looks like it's over, Rams are forced to punt.
Shaheed returns it to the house, and then it was on.
I must have fell asleep right before that part returned.
I saw none of the excitement. I wake up. Oh wow,
it went overtime. Cool, it goes off again and they
wake up. Oh they won, And then of course the

(59:26):
two point conversion was crazy, but also the game ended.
The game went to overtime. The Pistons game did in
an interesting way because with about twenty seconds to go,
the Mavericks took a one point lead, so last possession
of the game belongs to the Pistons. Beef Stu gets
found with three seconds to GoF he hits two free throws.

(59:46):
You take one point lead, you in the game. Presumably, Well,
they missed the first and made the second beat, so
they tied the game and go to overtime. Beef stew
he added and then he blew it. Then they ended
up going to overtime. A very exciting six four score
in overtime, by the way, and the final was one
sixteen to one fourteen. Lions this weekend against the Steelers.

(01:00:07):
Look every games it must win. There, I've solved it
for you. If you want a scoreboard watch, I would
tell you to focus on the Bears and hope the
Packers beat them, which they may. They're favored, and they're
gonna be without two arguably their two biggest weapons on
offense the last month, Luther Burden and Roman Well. Romadonsay's
kind of been up and down, but he is their
best receiver and Luther Burden has been bursting on the

(01:00:28):
scene the last couple of weeks. So they're without them
and that's good. But take care of your business. Home finale,
beat the Steelers and then see what said what else
happens there?

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
You go?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
All right, it's the Josh Jennis Show. And here is
Guns n' Roses doing Paul McCartney on wheels. Ah, alright,
it's the Josh Ennis Show. Josh and James. This morning,
we were talking about Christmas movies earlier and we had
this stupid list that had like the number one Christmas
movie is I don't even remember what it was. It
was a bad list. I ripped it up, so I

(01:00:59):
don't umber, but I know that White Christmas was on
there and Home Alone was number one, and that's fine.
I mean, look, if you want to argue that Home
Alone is number one, then argue that Home Alone is
number one. That's fine. You cannot argue that White Christmas
is a top ten Christmas move Like, no, I've never
met a human that's watched White Christmas. I didn't realize
it was a Christmas movie until a few years ago.

(01:01:19):
That was just a song. It's not to say it's
called White Christmas. So I could see where you. I
didn't even know it was a Christmas movie. All right.
So we've got our top five writers, all right, So
start with number five on your list. What is your
number five Christmas? Number five time in my top five
Christmas movies is the Santa Claus. That's a solid one.
I like that one. I prefer the Santa Claus. Two.

(01:01:42):
Lem gonna say I like one and two.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
One.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
One's awful is that when they're being to Martin Shore
is cross terrible? Yeah, that's not good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
I could watch the first one of the second one interchangeably,
but I would say that's my number five.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Number five on mine is Jingle all the Way. Oh,
that was just on. I just watched that the other night,
and it's so good. It shouldn't be so good because
like you go a little back on it, you're like
turbo man. It's got sitting bad and bad still kicking,
and there's so many great lines in that. You know, God,
that's good. It was a Jim Belushi. Is that the one? Santa?

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
And then they take them to like the place where
they got all the CD like knockoff versions of the toys.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
And so I've got number five as Jingle all the way?
What is your number four? Number four? I have a
feeling you'll have issues with this one. My number four
is red one. That's the new one with the rock. Yeah,
that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
It's I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
I thought it was awesome. They get into it with
crampis the Rock. There's some funny moments. It's like the
Marvel movies meet Christmas and I'm all in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
On it, and look, keep the rock away from my
Christmas pictures, as I don't want anything to do with
the rock in Christmas. Move with his with his black
turtleneck and necklace The Rock. The Rock makes crap. Honestly,
I think John Cena's made maybe makes better films than
The Rock. That's fine, But put John seen them in
Christmas film, maybe that'll knock the Rock off. Okay. My

(01:03:04):
number four is Four Christmases with Vince Vaughn. Okay, See,
I'm more of an adult Christmas movie. Like a lot
of people like would say, you can almost make separate list.
You can go kids movies, you can go adults, but
I'm going to go Four Christmases. The first forty five
minutes of the movie Home Run, it kind of slows down.
And then every movie, you know how it doesn't have
to get emotional ands to be the thing. But the

(01:03:26):
first forty to forty five minutes basically through the opening
through when they go to the house with like Tim
McGraw and what's his name Robert Duvall, when they go
to the house with what's her name? Mary Steambrgein, it
kind of slows down once you get to the sissy
spasic part, although there's it's decent, and then it really

(01:03:46):
comes to a crashing halt whenever they've got the John
what's his name whom I thinking of a what's your name?
What's your name's dad John Voight when you get to
the John Voight see, and it's kind of slow, but
the first like forty to four twenty five minutes as electures.
Number four, yes in Vince Vaughn, and I'm a big
Vince Vaughn guy. So number four for me is four Christmases.

(01:04:07):
Like how you got four for four? Yeah, there you go.
What's number three? Number three is The Night Before See.
I watched that the other day, and that's one of
those you forget about because it's somewhat it's I say, current,
it's ten years old, but it's good, kind of a
stoner or it's a a Christmas comedy. I would put
that and kind of lump it into the same category
as Harold and Kumar Christmas, which are both very good.

(01:04:29):
My number three is Christmas Vacation. I'm going classic. It's
not my number one. I love Christmas Vacation, probably the
most quotable Christmas movie of all times. So many funny
moments in that movie, and my dad like you serious, Clark,
I mean all that stuff, But I'm gonna go. Number
three is Christmas vacation. What is your second? My second
is Scrooged solid I love Scrooged. It's a great take

(01:04:54):
on the Christmas Carol. Yeah, you know, and it's perfect
for Bill Murray who basically all throughout the eighties he
played the curmudgeon who at the end of the movie
like saw the light and became a nice guy. My
question would be, like, what happens the day after that?
So like the day after Scrooge and he's on TV
and you know, put a little love in your heart,
But like what happens the next day? I always think

(01:05:14):
these things, But like what was his work day, like
on the twenty sixth of December, the twenty seventh, what
did what did he become? Did he did he follow
through on all this?

Speaker 4 (01:05:22):
Well, at least we know that the Rats didn't get
the Antlers people through their heads, that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
My number two is Love Actually. Love Actually, Love Actually
is a wonderful film. I cry at the end of it.
I took two girls to see that movie when I
was in high school. And by that I mean they
just let me tag along. They were not interested in
me sexually at all, although I was very interested in
them sexually. But they had we rut our gay friend
Josh to the movies. Yeah, I can't wait. But Love

(01:05:48):
Actually there are some of the little storylines that aren't great, right,
But Love Actually is an amazing movie. Very emotionally, it
isn't at the end of it, when like they show
the scene of everybody at the airport and they play
God Only Knows, which I think is the most beautiful
song that's ever been written. I cry at the end
of it. Is my number two. What is your best

(01:06:09):
Christmas movie of all time? The best Christmas movie of
all time? National US Christmas Vacation. Look, look, I love it.
I'm not going to debate you on that because it's
an all timer. Right, It's not like you said something
stupid like Red One is your number one? That wouldn't
be my number one, but it's within my top five.
My number one is Bad Santa. Bad Santa. Really, I
love Bad Santa. It's just a really, really funny moment.

(01:06:31):
Oh it's spectacular. I'm a big Billy Bob guy. Been
watching Land Man. I love Billy Bob. But we need
to get him in here. Like he's in a band,
he's had a band for a long time. He's a
very good musician. Next time they come through a wonderful
just come hang with us. That's a goal I have
to reach out, Like if you had a bucket list
of people you'd like to hang out with or meet,
Like I figured that because you're a child, I don't care,

(01:06:53):
Like like my man's over here. Like I would get
cancer just to meet John c. He's making make a
wish dream cume through job. But I would love to
hang out with Billy Bob Thornon. You'd be cool guy, hangout.
He's badass. He just seems like the coolest guy. But
anyway you go smoke smoke a doob outside with him,
it'd be my So my number one is bad Santa,
So jingle all the way for Christmas is Christmas Vacation

(01:07:13):
love actually in Bad Santa, And yours is.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
Let me get my document back up Santa Claus red
one the night before Scrooge in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Now, if you'd like to submit yours, you can just
shoot us a text. Text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight eight one. You can also
get in on the phones, but I would not get
in on the phones for that right now, because we
have pistons ticks, you remember that is right. So I'm
gonna make you answer a question. I'm gonna play you
a little bit of a song, and you have to

(01:07:42):
tell me who sings the song? Wow, Christmas song. I'm
gonna play a little bit of it. You have to
tell me who sings this song? Eight? Easy on him?
Santa's got the aids? Is that really what you're gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Saying I won't be around this year, I'm a bit sick.
You know who sings? Who sings that clause has got
the aids this year? Look what you're doing. You're rewarding
those that's been with us Christmas, just the beginning of
this journey. That's how it is. They know what he's
going through. And don't try to be like Samantha text in,

(01:08:20):
don't not give any extra tickets. You gotta call in.
I only have one pair of laughs for the pistols.
Won't be yelling. Do you know who sings this song?
But he'll be screaming out no, no, no, no. Let
me see here. There's a person calling. Do we think
this person's actually listening or are they just calling because
it's eight twenty five. Clock has struck twenty five. They

(01:08:42):
gotta have tickets. Hello, who's this? That's Nolan? Do you
know who sings the song? Santa Claus has got the
aids this year? What's Santa Claus has got the ads
this year? Do you know who sings Santa Claus has
got the aids this year?

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Year?

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Yeah? Whoa?

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Or who just really loves? Or Google's really fast?

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Congratulations Nolan, you just scored two tickets to see the
Pistons in the heat on New Year's Day. Congratulations sweet,
all right, thank you brother. Let me put you on hold.
Thank you? Oh sorry?

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Did you?

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
I lost him there, but he's there anyway. Sometimes I
don't know how to work this weird computer phone. Well, so,
oh that's part of the song. I was like, what
was a second? It's like someone that's like a salvation
army ringer anything. It's only one person that has a
bell in this room anyway. So there you go. So
we'll get his infh in a second. The clause has
got the aids this year.

Speaker 8 (01:09:45):
I see it next year.

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Maybe not. He didn't know what the aides were. He
didn't know what the aides were doing. Age was a
candy bar that helped suppress appetite. When he wrote this song, well,
actually you say that really quick. So this was his
breakdown of what Santa Claus has got the AIDS. They
didn't know anything about AIDS when he wrote it. So
here you go. Let's see.

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
However, before I sing this song, I want to sing
the other song I wrote in nineteen eighty four, AIDS
was known. It was a minor word, a small word
in print. The only thing known about AIDS was the
candy bar spelled ayd as little candies that helps you
reduce This is this song I repeat was written way

(01:10:28):
before the calamity of AIDS, way before rock Hudson's problems
may rend the peace, Oliver roches early nineteen eighty or
eighty one. All right, not made to make fun of anyone.
SAMs the clause has got the AIDS this year.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Well you know you're probably taking heat like we take
on the station Facebook page. Correct, somebody was like are
you aware? Are you aware of what this was? But anyway,
so that is Santa Claus has got the AIDS, and
it is in fact by tiny tim So congrats to
Nolan for getting those pistons tickets. All right, here's what's
coming up. You got a story to tell. Come on,

(01:11:08):
there's a parking space that I saw at a local
life so he's God, can we get to the story,
and I think that it might be my son? All right,
we will get into that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
It's wheels Josh in his show one O six point
seven WLLZ Detroit's Wheels coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
I'm going to share this story. God, I hope so
about this parking space I saw at a local high school.
I didn't know that you got personalized parking spaces, but
apparently at this one school they all have painted parking
spaces for the seniors here. I never had that when
I was a saying me, neither'd be. This parking space
led me to believe that I might have a kid
that I didn't know about. We'll talk about and I

(01:11:46):
swear coming up after Arrowsmith on Wheels one O six
point seven Detroit's Wheels. Love that one. That is Arrowsmith,
an angel Josh and his show Josh and James coming
up here in a few minutes. I'll lot a story
about the father of the year here locally.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
This guy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
When you hear this story, you'll go, oh, interesting, dad, father,
the a fathers and sons.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
I'll get to that though. So finally I have this
story for you. So over the weekend, I try to
take my dog to places when it's really snowy and
really icy. I try to take him to parks that
are located near schools because what I've learned is they
tend to really take care of those areas around schools
because kids are there and they don't want people to
fall and stuff. So I'm not going to tell you

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what this school or where this school is because I
don't I don't whatever. But I was taking my dog
for a walk around there and I parked in these
parking spaces that are I guess personalized parking spaces for
seniors and my seniors. I don't mean, like the people
that listen to our station. Are you talking about high
school seniors? So that was a joke. There are a

(01:12:49):
lot of people who are just below senior age too
that listen to us, but they personalize their parking spaces. Okay,
So like there was one that was I park next too,
that was you know, such and such as like love
something whatever, you get my point, like things that they like,
you know, So it could be like a pretty flower

(01:13:10):
something of space. And then it has their name on
it in like class of twenty twenty six. Well, the
spot that I parked in. At the top of the spot,
it says a day gambling, okay, And then there's like
some cards and the cards like spell out twenty twenty six,
class at twenty twenty six something like that. Yeah, some

(01:13:30):
poker chips, some poker chips that spell out twenty twenty six.
And then below it it says, well, up above it
says a day at school. Well, a day gambling is
better than any day. It's so, let me turn this
around so you can see the picture. Thank you. I
couldn't find the picture, so it said, let's see. A
day gambling is better than a day at school, is

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what it says. And then it signed Nathan M. Now
I don't know who Nathan M is, but I feel
like I may have been intimate with Nathan M's mother someboy,
because that might be my son, Nathan M. Who says
a day gambling is better than a day at school.

(01:14:15):
That dude is like seventeen or eighteen years old, and
he's like, listen, guys, school's fine, but listen I'm on
draft Kings right now, and I couldn't make it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Na dude, he might be like I went to high
school with the dude that I knew he was making
buttloads of cash playing poker.

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Yeah, that's awesome. Good for them. I was like, wow,
I mean it's better than flipping burgers. Yeah, I mean,
no offense to those who flip burgers. But if that's
your your options, right, if your option as well, I'm
gonna flip burgers, you know, at the local, you know,
burger king or whatever. Again, no offense if that's what
you do, or you know, play online.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Poker, yeah to I just remember bumping into him in college. Hey,
how's it going, blah blah blah, and he's like, well,
I gotta go. I gotta go to the casino. You
gotta go to work. I'm like, oh, you got dealer.
He's like, no, I played poker and I have to
go win money.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Wow, I mean that what a life.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
I gotta go do an internship and then I gotta
go to the grocery store. Yeah, I gotta spend out
with my girlfriend. This guy's over here living in the
fast lane going. Then this is back before on like
there was online poker and stuff. But like in my mind,
he's like sneaking into the casinos underage, wearing like fake beards,
likecho Marx glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
God, that's awesome. And then they catch him eventually and
like break his hands. God that's living. But no, So
Nathan M at that local high school who's parking space
says a day gambling is better than a day at
school stud he better be the pimp of the school,
Like all the girls should be fawning over this guy.
He's very creative too, because he spells at for a

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day at school as like an A plus. That's what
That's what I thought. It was very insane ad He's like, yeah,
because I got an A plus and gambling, I got
an A plus in blackjack and cooking up parlays on
the NFL.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Somebody should live it. Know, though there's not two aces
of hearts, there was only one.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Well now listen, hey, don't talk about my kid that way. Okay,
I don't talk about your dumb kids, So don't talk
about my son Nathan M in such a way. And
maybe if he's not my actual son, will adopt him,
because maybe he's got a good strategy that i'd like
to use. I'll give you some dicks. I'd like to
impart some wisdom upon him and let him know the
things I know for you. So please, Nathan M. If

(01:16:21):
anyone knows Nathan M, please let him know that I
want to team up and form like some sort of
awesome Rainman type duo that goes into the casino to
bankrupt him. All right. Anyway, you know, Carr County's found
upon it. But it's not illegal, all right, it's cults
of personality.

Speaker 6 (01:16:39):
We have.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
AI, all right. So so we got Father the Year candidate.
All right. This is a local story about a high
speed chase. I believe it was in Warren, all right.
So this is from ABC.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
Hectic high speed chase through Warren with his suspects nine
year old son in the vehicle, shows the moment officers
realized there was a child involved after the driver had crashed.
Seven News Detroit's Randy Wimbley takes us inside the chase,
and here's from police and the suspects.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Model right, So just to lay it all out there,
So there's a police chase in Warren. Guys driving with
his nine year old son in this police chase, all right, I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:17:20):
Over at eleven Modeling Van died.

Speaker 7 (01:17:22):
This is where the chase ended Tuesday night, after the
driver Otest Coyle crashed into a guardrail. Police body cameras
captured what happened next. A Warren police officer makes contact
with O Tesk Coyl after a high speed pursuit Tuesday night.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
You ever met an otes? I have none. That's a
new unique name and I put that on my bucket list.

Speaker 7 (01:17:43):
The thirty one year old Detroit man is seen holding
his son. Police say as a shield. Wowee, he gets
out of his suv.

Speaker 10 (01:17:50):
He's holding like this child as almost like a barrier
shield of provenoceters from interacting with him.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Now listen, I will say this, if your objective is
to not get shot by the police, which obviously mister
otes Here's objective was to not get shot by the police.
If that is your objective, a good way to not
get shot by the police is to hold up your
nine year old son. Is definitely a solid strategy. Like,

(01:18:16):
I am not a father, so I don't know what
may look my dad. I mean, we have a nice relationship,
but I don't know what makes a good dad. Maybe
Otes is a great dad. Because he doesn't want to die. Look,
maybe I'm miss maybe we're the ones misreading this situation,
and otes is legitimately Father of the Year. I mean,
he could be maybe toon that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:35):
John Gayski says it all started as a typical traffic
stop at Civic Center and Van Dyke around nine to
thirty Tuesday night. An officer spotted a man later identified
as Coyle racing down Van Dyke and making several abrupt
lane changes without using his blinker.

Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
They tried to pull him over, but he never stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
I'm gonna guess he was hammered because if you're not stopping,
you either committed some sort of crime or you're in
the process of committing a crime like driving drunk. If
that's something in the car, that's what I'm saying. I mean,
obviously there's a reason. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Dash cam video shows officers pursuing Coil. Police say at
times he reached speeds of eighty miles an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Only eight more miles and he'd go back in time. Yeah,
that's a thirty five miles per hour zone.

Speaker 10 (01:19:16):
Yeah, he was behind the whee level weapon that was
driving southbound on Vandyke towards the community with his own
child in the car.

Speaker 8 (01:19:23):
Coil can be seen losing control of his jeep before crashing.

Speaker 7 (01:19:26):
Police say his SUV wreaked of alcohol, and an officer
spotted an open liquor bottle inside.

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
See you see, it's like he smelled it coming. Oh tz,
not only a seemingly poor dad, but also a lousy
drunk driver. So but like my man's swerving and not blaking.
Here's the thing that I would not advise to driving drunk.
It's a bad thing. There's no reason to ever do
it in this era. Man, I mean, look, you've got
but like, if you are going to be even slightly impaired,

(01:19:57):
perhaps you should, you know, use your blinkers and not erratically.
Don't drive too slow because that's a sign too. Try
to not draw attention. Correct. I think swerving and not
using your blinker is probably a bad way to avoid
the fuzz.

Speaker 7 (01:20:09):
What we showed video of the pursuit and arrest to
a customer and worker at a gas station near the
crash sign.

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
Why, hey, random, the customer at this gas station, I
need a reaction. I'm about sixty second short for my
news report. Can you give us a yes?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Watch this? Watch this video and give me your reaction.
Who's this is otes and his son? I feel like
it's dangerous, too dangerous for the kid. Well, bro, that's
like way too dangerous for that kid. Look, man, this
is beyond my pay grade. I just work here at
the liquor store. Man, Yeah, do you want to pick them?
Marple reds Hey, look, look like what's the question? Like, hey,

(01:20:50):
what do you think about this guy driving drunk and
swerving with his kid in the car? Like, oh, it's
like the horse Red and Stippy were they asking his opinion?
He's like, no, sir, I don't like this. How do
you feel about this kid's life?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
Fail?

Speaker 8 (01:21:05):
Roasky.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
So the fact that you know we had a father
who hold on I just let me. I just think
that's the best thing of this whole story. Like, hey,
so you know this, this dad who you know is
driving drunk with his nine year old kid in the car,
then proceeds to use him as a shield so he
doesn't get plugged by the cops. What are your thoughts
on this? I feel like it's danger too dangerous for

(01:21:26):
the kid. It's too dangerous for the kid. Now, there's
a level of this that wouldn't be too dangerous. There's
a level where you're like, Okay, I think that's just
enough danger for the kid. What point is it now
too dangerous? Like I think he could drive drunk with him.
But it was the picking him up and using him
as a human shield and put it over the body shield. Okay,
that's what put it over in.

Speaker 8 (01:21:47):
The kid's life. Fail Roasky.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
So the fact that you know, we.

Speaker 10 (01:21:50):
Had a father who no only gets behind the wheel
and tosscated, no only runs from police with their kid
in the car. It's just something that's completely unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
I wish they would have talked to one of these
people in the gas station and the dew was like,
manf the police. I'm pulling Fortes, free Otes. Freetes put
they can't.

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
Doubt Whyle's nine year old son is now with his
paternal grandmother.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Pretty soon, there's gonna be a mural of Otz on
a wall somewhere in Detroit on this gas on that again,
free Otes.

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
I spoke with the woman by phone.

Speaker 7 (01:22:20):
She says, her grandson those shaking up, is doing well
considering the circumstances.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
He's got a hell of a story for the rest
of his life. So where's your dad? Well, me and
my father, I don't call him dad, I call him otz.
Uh Me and me and Otez are are kind of
we're distant now because well why is that? Like he's
like meeting a girl later in life and like, she,
what's your situation with your father? Well, first of all,
I don't call him dad, I call him otes. Second

(01:22:46):
of all, Otes used me as a human shield. Oh wow,
so so you had nine relatively good years though, yeah,
I thinks are She.

Speaker 7 (01:22:56):
Says, Coyle is a good father, but it's still mourning
the loss of his brother.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
Who was murdered four years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
And it turns out and test use him as a
shield too.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
The cops of that, they were like, so what, it's
got a nasty habit of just using people as human shields.

Speaker 8 (01:23:13):
Father, who died six months later.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Don't know what's in his mind.

Speaker 10 (01:23:17):
Again, We're just thankful that our officers were able to
use their tactics in their training to get the child
separated and say get the father in the custody.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
Coil now charged with felony fleeing and the looting, and
three misdemeanors fourth degree child abuse operating wildly intoxicated and
driving with a suspect.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
I guess my question would be, what are degrees one, two,
and three? If to get to four, it's hold your
child up as a human shield? What are one, two
and three?

Speaker 6 (01:23:44):
Like?

Speaker 2 (01:23:44):
What are we doing here? Like, well, yeah, the first couple,
but we really hit the Like this is like def
Con one now when you hold up your kid as
a human shield.

Speaker 7 (01:23:53):
How Coil is being held at the Macomb County Jail
on the fifty thousand dollars bond. He could face additional
charges once police get the results with a blood alcohol
test back.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
He's already heard opera. I have a hunch that that
blood alcohol test is not going to come back in
Otes's favor Like this, Uh, this is pure alcohol in
his b just pure alcohols Let me drinks to this man.
Hell is that bourbon? Is that just straight up bourbon?
You take a taste? Yeah, that is bourbon. Hey, someone

(01:24:25):
get me a vial of his blood that I could
mix with a coke and see how it tastes. Some shots.
So that is Otz who used his uh, his son,
his nine year old son as a human shield. Well again,
if you're looking for the positive silver lining Otz isn't dead,
and neither's a son, and it's obvious that Otez is

(01:24:47):
active in the child's life. What you have done is
you have found the ultimate silver lining. There are a
lot of kids whose dads are not active in there.
Some kids don't even have dads. Some don't you know,
they left for cigarettes and never came back. Are still here?
Otz is still here. See that's positive. You gotta look
at here like, that's I think important to look at
accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
When he's using his son as a human shield, he's
really just giving him a big hook exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
You love hugs, Yes, they do hugs. You know what
otes bold take here, it's almost as my bold as
bold a take as Jason Kelsey is the actual attractive Kelsey,
which I thought was the hottest take I'd have today.
My hottest take is that, you know, there are worse
dads than o Tes. It's pretty solid dad stealing his

(01:25:33):
kid's life. He's taking him places, obviously, took for a
ride somewhere, hugged him. See I find the positives. Let
him stay up like, yeah, that's fun. He's a cool dad.
He's a cool dad. Yeah, So you know what, stop
judging otes, don't you, glass House sons of bitches. Let's
not judge otes else. A good dad is the dad

(01:25:54):
is Nathan M's dad, because Nathan M's Yeah, Josh in
this show one O six point seven WLV Detroit's Wheels.
One of six points seven Detroit's Wheels. That is live
Lightning crashes. It's Josh and James this morning. It's Josh
and his show.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
We were talking earlier about the Christmas movies and that
terrible list that we read of the best Christmas movies,
and number one is Home Alone, which again is fine,
Like I can operate in a world where Home Alone
is the number one Christmas movie of all time, whatever
it is, what it is. But we gave our list,
like I got bad Sana's the number one Christmas movie
of all time because it's Philth Flauren Floren, Philth. And

(01:26:33):
that's what I'm here for. I like smut. I like
smut in my Christmas film. What do you think is
the worst Christmas movie you've ever watched?

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Probably some whole Hallmark network. Oh yeah, Well, the thing is,
though it's hard for me to call those the worst
because like they're kind of deliberately bad, like they make
them bad on purpose. I don't think they make them
bad on purpose, but they know that there's no real
value in them, like they know what they are. Like
to me, a bad movie has to be one that
was made with the pure intentions, and I get really

(01:27:01):
good and then it was just a dud. You know,
it's going straight to the home, like Fred Claus. Fred
Claus was maybe the biggest disappointment I've ever had in
my life. I love Vince Vaughn again. The only time
I was ever excited to meet a celebrity was when
I ran into Vince Vaughn at a hotel in New Orleans.
I hugged his neck and I said, I said love Crashers,

(01:27:21):
and he said cool, and then I took a photo
with him, like he's my guy. I love Vince Vaughn.
And I thought, Fred Klaus, can't miss Paul Giamatti, he got,
fris Santa Claus, you got and it was one of
the worst movies. Like to me, like, I won't even
put it now. I haven't watched it in a long time,
so maybe a rewatch, I'll kind of reassess it and
go like, you know what, that's not bad. But every

(01:27:43):
time I think about doing that, I never reassessed. Like
Little Nikki. A couple of years ago, I was like,
you know what, I'm gonna watch Little Nikki because I
watched it when I was a kid. I didn't think
it was good when I was fourteen, so I'm probably
not gonna think it's good now. But maybe I missed something.
Maybe there was a joke that went over my head
and I watched it. It was actually worse then I
remembered it. And that's what I think is gonna happen
with Fred Klaus. Do you have any of others that

(01:28:05):
you think.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Are just dear Christmas movies? I don't watch a ton
of them. I haven't in a minute. Okay, you think
on that. I want you to stew on that. I
want you to just think about it, all right. It's
Josh James, It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
And this is the Outfield on Wheels, Foo Fighters, it's
my hero on Detroit's wheels. I think of football when
I hear that song, because I think of Varsity Blues,
and then I think of beautiful Ali Larder, who is
on land Man and Ali Larder has gotten so much
hotter as like a fifty year old woman than she was.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
I mean, like I can't explain, Like she was hot
in Varsity Blues and what was that? She was on
a show too in the early two thousands. Was it
Heroes that she was on? What was that do was on?
Like NBC? She had a TV show, she was in
Final Destination Heroes. But like, I'm a big I'm an
Ali Larder Stan as it were. But then I hadn't
heard anything from Ali Larder in a while. Then I

(01:28:57):
started watching land Man and I look up. She's like
fifty something years old, forty nine, and she just looks fantastic,
and it's perfect because she's playing like Texas oil Man's
girlfriend wife whatever. So she's got the lax scent going on,
she's got the super tan, she's super hot, knockers bouncing,
she's I mean, she is beautiful like some of these

(01:29:19):
Like you get these chicks in their fifties and they're
much better than they were like in their twenties, and
I think Ali Larder is one of them. He's like
a fine wine. She's fantastic. Then I think of Varsity Blues,
and Varsity Blues had a great soundtrack. And then you
think of the nineties and you think of movie soundtracks
and they used to be great, and now like kids
today don't even know what a soundtrack is. Like you
might know a song from a movie, even though you

(01:29:41):
don't get a lot of those, but then like you'd
get the soundtrack and it'd be like wow, Like if
you look at the Varsity Blue soundtrack, look this up
really quick. Varsity Blue soundtrack had I don't know if
this was the actual CD version or it's just like
songs in the movie, but like Nice Guys Finished Last
Green Day, I want to say it was lightning crashes
in the movie as well. You had you had ACDC Thunderstruck,

(01:30:04):
you had My Hero Foo Fighters, you had Hot Teach,
Eature Van Halen, just Jams, Jams, Jams Jams. I'm sure
like all the big bands of that era had some
song Monster Magnet doing kick out the Jams. Look at that.
I mean, it's just a great soundtrack. American Pie had
great soundtracks, like the music in American Pie, like that era,

(01:30:25):
like ninety seven, ninety eight, ninety nine, two thousand, two
thousand and one, I guess would have been American Pie two.
Like those soundtracks were just hit after hit after hit,
all time bangers of the nineteen nineteen twenty two. Is
this actually ACDC doing the songs Understruck? It's somebody named
Sprung Monkey. I don't know that in the movie it's ACDC,
so on the soundtracks it it's somebody different, but in

(01:30:45):
the movie it's the ACDC version. But God, that's such
a good movie. I want to watch it. That was
a movie that I would fall asleep watching when I
was in high school. Like every night, I had a
bootlegged VHS tape that my grandpa made for me. It
had two movies on it, back to back, Arsity Blues
and Cruel Intentions, horned out movies to the max, and
I would just watch those NonStop, and that's how I'd

(01:31:06):
fall asleep. Son, I'd wake up in the middle of
the night, the tape would reroound and there I am
in the middle of Cruel Intentions.

Speaker 4 (01:31:12):
Yeah, the Varsity Blues made everybody wish that our English
teacher that was very attractive also worked at a strip club,
much like the teacher in that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
My English teacher was not attractive and I'm not sure
if she worked at a strip club, but based on
her heft, I'm going to assume she didn't. Maybe she
worked behind the bar. Maybe. So all it's the Josh
Jennis Show, sticker out Show.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Six point seven w LLZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Hey, it's Josh jenn one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
That is black Sabbath, Josh and James. What's up? Here's
one for Doug Podell. This is the second Billy Squire
song we've played today. And if that is right about
his his vision for the future, the key to success
is more Billy Squire. Here you go, Doug, we mish you.

(01:31:58):
It's the Stroke well A six point seven Detroits wheels
that is metallicads Josh and James Greeting's friends. So football
this week, and well there's the college football playoff tonight
that starts with Alabama and Oklahoma. And that's of interest
if you're a Michigan fan, because there is still the
outside shot that Kaylan de Boor, who appears to be
the number one target of Michigan for their coaching position,

(01:32:22):
he's a coach from Alabama. Alabama. There is a thought
that if Alabama loses. I was talking to a buddy
of mine who's really tapped into college football, and I said,
is there a legit chance that Kaylan de Boor ends
up being the coach at Miss LSU source among them? Yes,
I know, I know people, gotcha, I know nothing, But
the key in life is knowing people that do know,

(01:32:43):
people who know things able to I'm like third generation
knowing things here. But obviously their number one target at
least everything you read is they want Kayland bor right,
and he's the coach at Alabama. I would not leave
Alabama for Michigan for all the reasons I've stated before.
I think it's a dumb move. It's a lateral move
at best. The only reason I would leave Alabama for

(01:33:04):
the Michigan job is because you're always going to be
compared to Nick Saban at Alabama and you're never gonna
make people happy there. Now, we're gonna be able to
establish your own legacy, correct unless you win ten titles
as opposed to seven, Like, you're never going to live
up to Nick Saban right now. If you come to Michigan,
all you have to do is live up to the
legacy of a Sharon more so, I think you're in

(01:33:27):
pretty good shape, so that would be the incentive to
come here. Don't bang anybody, Yeah well, well yeah, don't
bang your people that you're not married to. And also
don't send text only fan chicks in the middle of
the game, and don't attempt to stab yourself or you're
a mistress with a butter knife. And if you avoid
those things, everything else is cream cheese. So I can

(01:33:47):
see the incentive there. But the thought is if they
go out, they be in Alabama, they go out and
lose tonight, and they are out of the college football playoff.
My buddy told me he thinks it's a coin flip,
like if they lose tonight and people in Bama are
all pissed off and everything, there's a chance he might
just throw up the deuces and say I'm going to Michigan,
chase him out of town. You win, the harder it
becomes to be, like, hey, I'm going to Michigan. Like,

(01:34:08):
you win tonight, then you're into the next round of
the playoff. But if they lose in the first round tonight,
now again, I still would not leave Alabama for Michigan.
I don't think it's a better. I don't think Michigan
is a better job than Alabama. The only perk is
that you're not following Nick Saban at Michigan, or you're
not following Harball at Michigan. You're following Charon more So
it's not hard to be better than Sharon more Again,

(01:34:30):
just keep it in your pants and win ten games,
and you're better than Sharon more So, there is that incentive.
The Big ten easier path than the SEC. So there's that.
But so that's the reason to pay attention to that
game tonight because if they lose and the people in
Alabama got their pitchforks out and their checkbooks more importantly
out and they're ready for you to go, they won't
care if you leave. So now, if you continue to
win games, then they will care. So we'll see. So

(01:34:53):
keep an eye on that. Lions are going to win
this weekend against the Steelers. That is a must. If
they lose, the season's over. I know the Steelers are
not good. You are better than the Steelers. You're a
seven point favorite over the Steelers. You should beat. The
Steelers are finally in a must win situation. Yes, if
you lose, you're done. You have to win all of
these games. The ideal scenario is it shapes up for

(01:35:13):
a winner takes it all, loser takes the fall last
game of the year against the Bears. That's what we're
hoping to get to. And these are certainly two winnable
games that you have coming up. The problem is you
haven't won back to back games since like September. So
if you go win one, lose one, win one, lose one.
But you can't win two in a row if you
don't win one. So let's get the win this weekend

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and we'll reconvene on Monday and we'll talk about it.
There you go, all right, Josh and James Josh Inness Show.
Jilly is up next. We love You'll be good.

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