One Oh One Oh Seven Rocks!

Josh almost missed the last shuttle back from the Jingle Ball last night, Leonardo DiCaprio stays out of the limelight, Josh leads the iHeart staff in a backstage New Edition sing along Uncomfortable bathroom encounters at the station, a zoo asking for pet owners to donate their animals as food, Australia putting age limits on kids use of social media, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, welcome in six so six Josh in his
show Josh and James this morning. Glad you guys are
with us. How are you, James? My hands hurt from
holding my streaming meals so hard. On the driving, I
was a little gnarly, oh man, top of white knuckling
it in my goodness. I drove home from the show

(00:23):
last night it was like just snow crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
And then this morning and it's raining and it's flushy,
so wet and heavy snow.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I had to get all that off my car.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Your wife yesterday, when I was getting all the snow
off my car with a brush, she goes, that's so
Southern of you to brush your car.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I'm like, so Southern of her car.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't know what the hell she's talking about. You
doing the roof, yeah, oh, she judges the roof. I
don't think you're missing. We do the roof. The roof
could takes care of itself. Points to get on the highway. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I hate to break it to you, but that's real dickish, like, oh,
it just makes it like it's snowing again.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
He's soft Southerners. That's not soft. The opposite of the
soft Southerners. Yeah, a little snow flying up on the
windshields to those wipers on which I can I couldn't
even I had to actually get out and brush my car.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
The snow was so heavy. I turned on the wipers
and they, oh, yeah it was. It was a heavy snow,
wet snow. I think it's supposed to snow again later
because it's raining right now, and then eventually it's going
to turn back into snow and it's a whole deal.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
So so I guess my question is will there ever
be a point that we see grass until like May?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Possibly very rarely though, I mean usually this is a
lot of snow very early. Usually if you don't get
snow like this until like January, like you'll get a
couple of like lake dustings, maybe one big heavy snow
that it'll all melt, and then it's just like gray
and dead until spring comes around. And now we just
got a head start on the gray and dead. Yeah,

(01:59):
I think we're just raised. We skipped the gravy and
straight the dead. Now it's just dead until about May.
So that's what we got going on. I went to
the show last night, to the jingle Ball last night.
I had a lot of booze last night.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
And then what's funny is so we took a shuttle
from the radio station over to the venue, and on
the way out, I thought they were done with shuttle,
So I had no idea how I was going to
get home, you know, like you stated, like the bitter
bitter end. Oh yeah, I was there all the way
through the end. So I was there until eleven something
last night. I didn't go to sleep until one maybe,

(02:37):
And I'm out there and I'm like, Jilly, i don't
know where the shuttle is, Like, I'm hoping we find
I was going to call the number that was on
this little flyer.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
You know.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
And then like right as we're walking by, it's almost
like in Dumb and Dumber when the Hawaiian Tropic bus pulls.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Up there, like hey boys, yeah, I see a bus,
and I just see Colleen in a bus, our boss
and a bus, and I'll go it's a freaking miracle
because if not, I would have been out there in
the snow just waiting for a bus forever. Was it
on other side of the highway, right? Is that whether
the said it's supposed to pick up?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, So but I thought maybe they'd already left, like
the last one had left, you know, But no, there
was one more and I caught it so.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Really made it. I really did. Cornelius would be very proud.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Of Cornelius was Cornelius was pretty cool for the two
seconds that I met him.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, we looked pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I was at that level of buzz last night. Like
I'm telling you, Once I get buzzed, I'm the nicest
guy you've ever met. Like I know, it seems hard
to believe because like I never really talk or anything.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
But when I'm buzzed, is there a medication that like.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Will will simulate like what it's like to have like
five beers and then put me in like that zone
for the rest of my life because if I could,
I'd be amazing. Smoke a dube. Well maybe I'll start
smoking a dube because I'm like the most likely guy.
So I'm a super likable dude in that.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Picture looks like you would. Cornelius were like Rose for
years Toads. I said, Wow, look at how close they are.
They must know each other like since college or somewhere
I know, right, And then I met Jilli's in there.
I'm like, oh, Jelley's trying to be a part of
the moment, and exactly I thought that was bitchy on
her part. And then uh, and then I'm like talking
with Shine Down, I'm like, hey, I love your music.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Like I was just that level of you know, buzz
where I was talkative, you're that guy because I'm never talkative,
as you know. But once I'm buzzed, I'm like, I'm
a very affable, talkative guy, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
So they either got to put a mic in front
of your face, they got to put some booze in
your body, and then you're you're mister talking talking. Other
than that, I'm very very quiet. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
But if I get a microphone or Sam Adams winter
logger like I had yesterday, it was very good winter
Ale him in the winter al either way, it was good.
But anyway, So I met Cornelius and then I met
shine Down, and then I met the Conan grave fellow
who sang my jam?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Did he sing your song dedicated? He didn't dedicate it
to me, but he should have because it was my jam?
Are you part of this thing along that they sent
an email about this morning? No, I wasn't there. I
didn't watch the video yet. No, I haven't either, so
I'm assuming I'm not as your front center. All right, everybody,
welcome in.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
We'll have Van Essence tickets for you today around eight
twenty five if you want those. And uh, well, yesterday
was Foosday. Right, we're done with the Foos Day. Tuesday's
done because that's Wednesday. There's no such thing as a
rhyming or something that sounds like that.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You have to be like, uh, I don't know. I'll
band this charch with the w Yeah, Wuesday, Wuesday. It's
a Wuesday. But we don't have Woo Tang tickets.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
All right.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Anyway, welcome in clear here he is not. I wish
he wasn't. That would be fun. We didn't hang out
with the Right Straets Mountain. I don't know that I
want to. I don't for sure. I don't want to write.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
All right, let's get loaded, rocked and loaded with drama.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Rama's anything anything, Josh is show sports. Ah, alright, let's
see here. Well, the Tigers have made a move sort of.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh really, well, so they're just keeping one of their
own players, the guy Kyle Finnegan that they picked up
last year. At the trade deadline. Okay, Kyle Finnegan is
staying around. He signed a two year, nineteen million dollar deal.
And I mean he pitched well when he was here,
so I mean it's not a bad move or anything
like that. It's nothing that's going to blow your skirt up.

(06:19):
But he will be back two years, nineteen million dollars
to continue pitching for the Tigers.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
We have no idea what else they're going to do.
We have no idea what they're going to do with
schoobl sounds like they're going to do nothing with Schooble
at this point, so who knows the moon it could be.
It could be a situation like that.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
They also have a potential workstopage coming up, which could
impact a lot of the stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
They do or the moves they could make with a
guy like Schooble. So we'll see.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
I see this story in the Free Press headline who
won the Matthew Stafford trade? Well, I think I know
who won the Matthew Stafford trade?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Athe Well, yes, and.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
The Rams, Because the Rams have won a Super Bowl
with Matt Stafford and they're probably going to win another one.
They're the current favorite to win another one. So Matt
Stafford has won an MVP. Matt Stafford has won the
Super Bowl. Like no offense to Jared Goff, who hey,
rock on brother, nothing against you and you're do a
very good job and you're fine. I mean, Matt Stafford
and the Rams won that trade. Now, the headline also

(07:19):
says Rams quarterback has opinion on Lions deal. Let's see,
this is Matt Stafford. Obviously, I'm happy to be here
where I am, and I feel like the Lions obviously
have capitalized on a lot of the picks and players
that they were able to acquire in that trade. They're
franchised is as good as it's been ever in the
last handful of years.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
So two successful teams, really good football coaches, good football
programs at the moment. And yeah, it looks like that one.
Both sides got kind of what they were looking for
out of it. Now that I don't disagree with. But
if you had to pick a winner, the winner is
the team that has.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
The guy that's won the MVP and the guy that's
you know, with you and the catch that's won the
Super Bowl and might win another one.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Because it seems made up pretty good. But there is
one side that did a little bit better.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Correct, it means very It's very possible that two sides
can win a trade and that happened, but one just won.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
More. The Lions win the super Bowl this year, we
can say it's the Lions. Yeah. Well no, at that
point we'll say it's a push. Yeah, we both won
a super Bowl. Yeah, so we'll see you next season.
Staff It'll be like the rubber match there. Which one
will it be? But I just enjoy that which team won?
You know who won the trade? Well, I love a
build up from there, like a WWE like promo. We

(08:30):
got golf versus Stafford, Well, that'll be rubber match.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Well, that's obviously a big part of the game this weekend.
It always will be as long as Stafford plays football,
and as long as Stafford's playing football against Jared Golf.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
That's always going to do. Yeah, always going to be
a storyline.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
And the I think the Lions are going to lose
this weekend, so that's gonna make it worse. But I
think Stafford is gonna win the Super Bowl this year
because I don't believe that anybody in the NFC or
AFC is better than the Rams.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Sometimes stories have a sad ending.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yes, that's the beauty of it. You know, you never know,
and there you go. There was no hockey last night
for the Red Wings. There was no basketball because while
the Pistons would have the best record in the East,
they are not in the NBA Cup because they got
bounced early in this stupid NBA Cup that no one
cares about.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's just a way that they try to.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Get guys to try hard during the early regular season,
so they pay them extra if they win a championship.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I mean, if they win this title in this old tournament.
You hear that radio company they pay their play employees
extra extra. So yes, we'll do it.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
We'll do a Radio Cup tournament if you'd like you
and if we win, then you know, pay us.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Extra win the golden jockstrap. If we do that, then
we get a we get gift cards. Here's some coupons
for some Bogo sandwiches. Correct, sweet, all right, and that
is sports, all right, So we will get those Evanescence
tickets for you at eight twenty five today. We got
a lot to get into. But honestly, I have no

(09:55):
clue what it is because I haven't even looked because
I woke up late this morning because I am maybe
still intoxicated. It's been a busy morning and it has
so anyway, it's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Stay there, this is the Josh Ennis Show in one
six point seven double llz Detroit's reels.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
That is Lincoln Park on Detroit's wheels. I'm Josh, what's
going on? It is a positive, uplifting song. He's breaking
the habit, He's break. Yes, you're right, we found it.
We found the positive one. Huh.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Anyway, so did you see that Triumph is going on
tour for their fiftieth anniversary tour. As God is my witness,
I thought Triumph was dead. I had no idea that
people of the members of Triumph were still a thing.
I didn't realize it was a band. I thought it
had something to do with the motorcycle brand.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
And they're touring with April Wine. So it's like an
awkward It's an awkward tour in my opinion, because you
got Triumph and of course you know, lay it on
the line, lay it on the lines, a solid rock
and roll banger, right like, Eh, it's Triumph Canadian. I
think they're Canadian. I thought you would know just because
you two are Canadian.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I thought, like, I'm only Canadian by proxy from working
with a couple of Canadian Canadian accounts.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm Canadian adjacent. I think Triumphs from Canada.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Triumph is a Canadian hard rock band formed in nineteen
seventy five. It was popular during the late seventies and eighties.
There you go, thank you, Google. Yes, so that's a
banger laying on the lines of Preddy Goldwe And then
they're doing the show with a group called April Wine.
April Wine is one of those bands. It probably had
harder songs, but like the one song the Whole World

(11:34):
Knows from April Wine is just between you and me,
let me a taste of that shief, I know that
if you won't. I mean, look, this is just as
also a Canadian rock band. Well, they're formed in nineteen
sixty nine, originally based in Halifax, Nova, Scotia. Am they're
like damn near sixty years old.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I'd like to know how many original members of April
Wine are still in the band.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
So the Google that I can't imagine there's many for
a band that's been around since nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Unless you're you know, the Rolling Stones. There are zero
original members left in April Wine's touring lineup, as founding
vocalist slash guitarist Miles Goodwin, the last Ridge Remember, retired
in twenty twenty three and then passed away in December
twenty twenty three, though he continued ready for the band.
The current lineup features Brian Greenway and a bunch of

(12:25):
other guys. I've never heard of keeping the music alive.
That's a legit cover band, it is. Yeah, there's not
one original member. So now the person in the comments
bitching about it being just a cover band is actually
right this time.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Correct, there's nobody in April Wine, but they are touring
with Triumph. This is the first time Triumph has toured
in thirty years. I think that would be why I
thought they were all dead.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Dude, that would make in thirty years. We're out of money. God,
what do we do? We're out of money? We fill
got like it like at least ten more years left
to live. We're gonna make it all the way to
our sixtieth anniversary. Oh boys, let's go on tour real quick. No,
this is Belgia's King. But yeah, so it's actually a
legit banger. This is problem.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
This is probably like a strong like school dance jam
in the mid seventies.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
If I had to guess, just between you and this
is on your bad boys have a soft side now
rock album.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
I find it hard to believe that April Wine wherever
bad boys, but maybe they were. Okay, that's the thing
about those bands of the nineteen seventies, Like even the
ones you look at that you would think are soft, like, oh,
look there's the Carpenters. I guarantee the Carpenter's got into
some mischief. Like all those bands got into mischief. Just
because they're saying soft stuff doesn't mean they didn't get
into mischief.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
But no, this is not every bad boy as a
soft side. This is not a monster ballad here because
I honestly I real talk. I could not tell you
another April Wine song. I mean this picture right here
that looks like a pretty bad ass mofo. You know
what I'm saying. That the jacket on and that bald head.
You're not wrong. That's why, oh I supposed to be
this so off side that bad boy, those are not

(14:06):
dudes to be trifled with.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
There's a lot of April Wine. I just don't know
any of it. I just know this song.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
April Wine sounds like a spring festival for a county
that grows grapes. I would like to start like a
winery called April Vine. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
When I was at Saint Louis, there was a gentleman
that listened to the show that had like a slight speech.
He had like tongue cancer, so his tongue was missing
the piece, so he kind of like flirred a.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Speech a little bit.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, and he needed a date for an April Wine concert.
So I did a whole quest to find someone who
would go on a date to see April Wine with
him and try to get him laid. They went to
the show, but they did not make love. But he
did get a date for the April Wine show. At
least he had that going for him.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
That is nice. Good for him.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
But anyway, if you want to see Triumph and April
w I think that tour is coming here.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Yep, Australian Heights May thirtieth and it is skin Lotter
Amphitheater at Fredam Hill. There you go.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
So if you want to see April Wine and Triumph.
I feel like we're gonna be giving tickets away some point,
so just keep listening, all right, It's the Triumph Thursday.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
It's a just between you and me Wednesday. Keep it
just between you and me. Every time you hear just
between you and me between eight am and ten pm,
be callered No, call the talk back and leave a
message on the irt radio app. But you could get
Triumph tickets.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Whoo anyway, So I would imagine that's probably what's gonna
happen something someone's similar anyway. So it's the Josh Ennis Show,
and this is Pink Floyd slightly harder than April Wine.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Comfortably Numb on Detroit's Wheels head.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels Pink Floyd in Comfortably.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Numb Josh in his show. I enjoy this headline.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
It just says why Leonardo DiCaprio stays out of the limelight,
like because it's easier to just sit at home and
bang your twenty one year olds in peace.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Now he's not even at home, he's not some yacht
somewhere in Italy.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, why would he like, why would he waste his
time going out in the public when you just literally
like that's all. The dude is known for making movies
that are nominated for Oscars and slay an ass.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
What would you do?

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Would you waste time going to movie premieres and award
shows and being you know, out on the town all night,
or would you sit at home with like your twenty
three year old girlfriend and go to Poundtown?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
What would you do if you were Leoh, I'd stay
at home and go to Poundtown exactly. Then when I
get mad at her, I'd flip through the Victoria's Secret
Catalog and pick the next model I'm going to bang you.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
So he treats the Victoria's Secret Catalog like we used
to treat the East Bay Catalog, where you look at
all the shoes, you're like, well, I'm gonna get these
for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
This mean, it's more like the JC Penny toy like holiday,
you know, the big big one you know that's like
as big as a phone book, with all those toys
you can never afford. I'm gonna tell Sandy Claus, I
want this and this and this. But Leo just goes
in there and it's like it's a menu for him.
He's like, okay, Playmate of the Year over here, the
Angel of the Year over here, you and have everything

(17:16):
he wants. Yeah, what a man. I admire him and
at least you know, as there's a mean going around
now where they talk about like back in the day
you wish you could look like Leo or you could
look like Britney Spears, and now now you look just
like them. Yeah I made it. I'm like, I got
the same body as Leo. Now Leo and I have
the same body as Brittany. Call The Josh Innis Show

(17:40):
now at eight seven seven, nine eighty eight one O
six seven one.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
O six point seven double.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Ll z detroits reels guaranteed human all right, except for
the traffic person. All right, it's just clcha. You've been
assured it's a human voice, but it sure does sound
like a robot. But it's not. It's a human, they swear.
I even had people at my other job ask me

(18:07):
if it's AI boys. Yeah, I'm I mean robots sounds
more real. RoboCop your move creep. All right, So anyway,
here's what we got coming up for you. We're gonna
do sports here in just a second and find out
what's going on in the world. The Tigers have have
retained a picture, just.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
You know, not the one that everybody's waiting to see
if they retain is that no spoiler alert, it's not Schooble.
And then apparently you have some video I need to watch.
You said, don't watch it, ye watch it live.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
On You gotta watch it live on the air because
you adamantly denied being a part of this little company
sing along. And I hate to break the news to you,
you were well a part of it.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I have no recollection of being part of any sort
of sing along.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Well, we're gonna take it right down memory lane. Well,
see if it all comes back to me, like at
the end of the movie where I sit all together, Yeah,
like requien for a dream. Your pupils just dialate. You're like,
oh my god, I was singing, all right, So that's
all coming up.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
And of course at eight twenty five we have got
evan essence tickats.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, but right now it's not oh my god, that's
them punks.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Me use it all right, this cult of personality, this
is living color, and you've got it right here.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I'm Detroit. It's wheel the Josh Inn is show. Yeah,
I want to feel sick. So the NBA Cup is
happening right now. It's like they're in the finals or
in the semi finals. I guess of the NBA Cup,
which is this manufactured n season tournament that was created
because nobody cares about the regular season in the NBA,

(19:45):
players or fans who are trying to get some excitement
earlier early on in the season. Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
And I want I don't even know what the league
minimum is in the NBA, but I would imagine like
the lowest paid player in the NBA still makes millions.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Of dog Google that.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
What is what is the the lowest salary of an
NBA player currently? Google that, and then this will make
you feel even sicker when you hear what I'm about
to tell you as it relates to this.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Let's see lowest NBA contract right now. Rookie minimums for
the twenty four twenty five seasons starting at one million,
one hundred and fifty seven one hundred and fifty three dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
So one point one million is the lowest salary that
somebody's making in the NBA. So you would think that
guys and most of the guys are making far more
than that, So you would think that the money would
be you know, motivation enough, the millions they already make
and the endorsement deals would be enough to want to
go out and play hard for the people that still
pay full price for the tickets. But no, the NBA
Cup also rewards these guys for playing hard.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
If you win the NBA Cup.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
The winning teams share last year was over twelve million dollars,
so each player got somewhere in the neighborhood of eight
hundred nine hundred thousand dollars just to play hard. Like
an they incentivized playing hard by giving them more money,
like like come on, man, like I don't know, you're
already making millions of dollars and you can't be bothered

(21:06):
to care about the outcome of these games. So they
have to force you to care about a fake tournament
by paying you to be in this tournament or win
this tournament. Now, in their defense, I mean, there's way
too many basketball games, none of which really matter, you know,
like sixteen teams make the playoffs anyway, so I mean,
if you have to really suck to not make the
playoffs in basketball, but anyway, so the NBA cump is

(21:30):
what that is called.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I mean, the rest of the season is kind of
on hold until the correct.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Well, well, the way they built it, the way it
works is some of the early games are scheduled regular.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Season season games would come towards the cup right now
that these are in addition too, yes, this is these
are just bonus games. So it's almost like a timeout,
like when they go on like an All Star break.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Correct, it's like a bonus time off, you know, because
playing basketball is hard and they need a little extra
time off, and then you get paid extra to play
basketball too. Let's see, the Tigers are going to keep
alf Finnegan as he signs a two year deal worth
nineteen million dollars, pending a physical, which I'm guessing he'll pass,
although as we saw with Frank Ragnow about two weeks ago,

(22:11):
you're not always guaranteed to pass the physical.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Hopefully, if Finigan doesn't have a third degree a hamstring.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Pool just mysteriously out of nowhere after he decides to
come back and play. I am still of the belief
that Frank Ragnow is not actually heart. I am still
of the belief that Frank Ragnow saw that game against
green Bay and said, f this, I ain't coming back.
I'm scrambling my brain for this CTE.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
No thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I'm not coming here to end up a vegetable later
in life. So we can go ten and six and
miss the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
No thank you.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I bet that that hamstring wouldn't be falling off the
bone grade three style if they would have beaten the
hell out of green Bay on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
If they would have beaten green.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Bay, I feel pretty confident that my man the next day.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Would have been like, man, I feel really good my hamstrings,
and Miamis haven't felt better. So that's doing the splits.
It's like, check this outright.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
So, and there was no hockey last night or no
Pistons last night because of the aforementioned NBA Cup. But
Michigan basketball did get a victory last night. They beat
the hell out of Villanova. I don't know if Villanova's
good anymore. They're fine. I mean, they're a fine little program.
They're not like some sort of juggernaut.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Like they used to be when what's his name was
the coach that gentleman? Oh, yeah, that guy, you know
that gentleman. What's this? I can't believe we've run a
blank on the old Villanova coach's name. Jay Wright is
his name.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
But the Wolverines won eighty nine to sixty one last night.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
They are nine and oh and if I.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Know anything about Michigan sports, they must be cheating because
they're actually good. So we're gonna find out at some
point that there's some nefarious activity, somebody's stealing signals or something,
because Michigan's good at.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Something hilarious that this is like a breaking news Now
all of a sudden you find out, like you just
say it on the air. Next thing you know, like
next week, there's investigations being open.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
I've manifested and that is sports. And I am Josh,
he is James. We welcome you in. Apparently there's a
video here that James wants me to watch, and he says,
I'm going to be shocked by what I see. Yeah,
so we'll watch this live. I have not watched this video,
but it's something I guess I was doing last night

(24:29):
that I have no recollection of doing. I do recall
meeting Cornelius though that was so AnyWho that's coming up
after you hear food Fighters, but it's not Food's day,
So don't get excited. It's just a normal garden variety
weekday where we played the Foo Fighter, this Hope Day,
Food Fighters, my Hero, Detroit's Wheels, Josh and James this Morning.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
So I've had this video now and in the message
of the video it says something about how all the
iHeartMedia people sing together and everything. And I have not
watched this video, but I will play it now and
let's see what happens here.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
All right, here we go, Let's see if I got
turned up here. So I was recorded backstage at the
Jingle Ball last night. All right, let's see, wasnt center lead?
He was singing along.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Almost everybody loves him.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
I hear you. I can hear your voice. My voice, pops. Stop,
look at you. You're really feeling it too. No, no, no, no,
you got the hand gestures. This is why black people
like me. Boy, you know what, I'm not even ashamed

(25:54):
of that because that was soulful. So I don't remember
doing it, but it was so full and I killed it.
I just love that. I'm like, hey, were you part
of the company singing lung?

Speaker 3 (26:01):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I'm just gonna watch the video. See who's there, who's
involved that Josh is right in the center of everything.
I grew in dancing hand gestures. You see Chris Carson,
you see some of the members of the Joe Show,
some other people that I don't recognize or know a
lot of the promotions people, and then Josh in the middle.
At least he got water, so I'm assuming I drink
a lot of water. That is Jilly sitting behind the

(26:25):
dude from Joe.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Jilly wasn't even in there. She was doing something else.
From what I don't see her in that. I don't think.
I have very little recollection of this. So that was
a new edition sing along. Okay, I don't even know
what brought up because I think what it is is
Chris Carson, like she was telling I think the dude
from La She's like, I think if I recall this correctly.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
She said, oh, this is Josh wants to see a
new edition or something. And then I asked the gully, Hey,
what's your favorite new editions on? And he's like, I like,
can you stand the rain? And then I'm like, Sun,
oh my god. You started to sing along. I may
have Oh my God and Requiem for a Dream cow. Yeah,
coming back to you, starting to come back to me
a little bit. I think that was me.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I told you I don't know and maybe somebody can
help me out here at eight seven seven nine eight
eight one oh six seven. Is there like a supplement
or a pill or something I can take that gives
me the self confidence that I have when I've had
somewhere in the neighborhood of five or six beers, because
otherwise I'm like, I like, we were in a meeting

(27:27):
yesterday with like salespeople and stuff, and I'm literally like,
can I tell you something?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
I'm not good at this? Yeah, I'm not friendly, I'm
not approachable.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Like then all of a sudden, I'm leading a New
Edition sing along backstage of this because I've had just
enough beer, Like is there a pill? Is there something
I can smoke or snort or mainline or something that
gives me the permanent feeling of having five beers?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
You're even posing for Chris Carson's video right here.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
You're like, yeah, I don't know the New Edition SNG,
but You're like, yeah, I don't know what to tell you,
Like I'd like I'm dead the life of a party.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
No wonder you were saying, like, mojocology a mad man.
He did Mojo walks in here a little bit like, hey,
you're a madman.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
I'm like, what did I do? Like my wife loves you.
I'm like, I don't remember talking to your wife. Hopefully
you know which which woman there was his wife, so
that way, I don't remember any of this, Like, but like,
that's the thing is I was telling my wife this
because I never used to be this way. But I

(28:33):
think I've developed some sort of like social anxiety over
the course of my adulthood.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
And I'm just quiet. Now you're really feeling it, dude,
that's soulful. I'm getting that. Yeah, I think I feel
almost feel like the social like awkwardness or the anxiety.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I think it comes from the job. You think so,
because I never used to be that way. I used
to be very like like gregarious. Is that the word
I'm looking for? I was very outgoing, and then one
day I just I wasn't. But then you give me
five or six beers, and I am the best time
you've ever had.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
You end up with a new edition sing along at
the jingle ball. I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
And then I don't know, but like apparently I was
really into this this Conan Gray, the song that Cranberry,
and like I'm seeing people from the Mojo Show walk
up to me, Like, man, that was like.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
You were really loving that, huh?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
And what was great as Mojo when he walked in
here to tell me about how his wife thinks I'm wonderful.
She's like, you were just so in the moment and
she was inspired by that. I'm like, I'm the least
in the moment person inspiring. I'm like, who am I
I have five you know, five or six sam Adams
winter Ales, and all of a sudden, I'm like the dude, Yeah,
I think I need to get drunk to come to

(29:45):
work every day and I will kill it. I mean, see,
back in the day, men used to do that and
it was acceptable. You walk into a man's office and
he would just have Scotts saying right like you're don draper,
like you're mad. Men just walking like that was just
customary that you would give someone an alcoholic bat. It's
just it's ten in the morning. Here, here's a scotch,
and like that was customary. Maybe that's how I need
to live. I think I need to be not hammered,

(30:09):
but buzzed. I think that's the key in life, is
I need to be buzzed every time I come to
work party mode exactly. I'm like, I'm I'm truly the
life of the party whenever I get into these situations.
I'd like because what's funny is when I got to
the party because there was a pre party here at
the radio station for some clients and stuff. That's where
I hung out with Tanya La Lan from Summit Place Arena,

(30:30):
and she's cool as hell.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
I'm like, I was on a party bus with her kids.
So the day. So the day starts, I'm down here
and I'm kind of shy walking around just not knowing
what to say. I'm kind of uncomfortable whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
By the time we leave the pre party, I'm on
a party bus with like.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Tanya La Lan and her son, and her son's like, Mom,
you don't need to be drinking. You don't need to
be doing shots of fireball. And I'm like, no, we're
doing shots of fireball.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
I don't know, like like, ah, I don't know why
this happened.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I like, it's zero to one hundred is what. This
is my favorite, right here though, you're pointing at Chris
Carson's phone wile she's recording everybody's singing the New Edition. Well,
I guess we'll have to post that on the Facebook
for the people to see, and then you can post
still just post stills up it just like yep, that's
what it will do, pointing at Chris Carson. Anyway, So
that was my night last night. So I'm glad you

(31:18):
had a good time while you're here doing a New
Edition sing along. I'm a home trying to figure out
how to fill a kid's humidifier get water all over
the rug.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
One thing I do recall is talking to your wife.
This is during shine down. She walks over and she's like, damn,
James can't figure out how to fill up a humidifier
and he's losing his mind right now, mind, I just said, how.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
He feel this humidifier? I pick it up, because usually
you pick it up, you turn it upside down and
then you take a cap off. So I pick it up,
I turn it upside down. Some top part falls off,
waters aren't leaking on the floor. Some oh this is
that it must be a new one. I put the
water in the top, so I put it back on
the base, I put the water in the top, and
all of a sudden, all of this waters starts flowing

(32:00):
through the cracks off the table on the floor. So
then I got my three year old like bugging me
because he can't find his sky his pal patrol Skyboy.
And I'm trying to clean up this water, get the
humidifier going because I gotta put the kids to bed
by myself. So I'm just sending her an irate text
the after you fill this is a better all over
the pies and we're all like sometimes goodbye. Yeah. Then

(32:25):
her response to is, oh, I guess I could do
it when I get home. You take the cap off,
the off the batter. Oh, by the way, shine down
sounds so good. Oh. I couldn't have been there to
hear that too, But I was told I have to
I have to stay home and take care of the
kids tonight. I could have been there gallivanting around being
a part of a new edition sing along. I could

(32:47):
have met Cornelius with my new radio best friend Josh.
But no, I mean here trying to figure out the
damn you manfire. So Corbett soaked. I wasted half a
gallon of distilled water on the stupid thing, which now
I'm gonna get a text when I leave my other

(33:07):
job today that I need to stop and pick up
another gallon of distilled water. It's like fifty cents. Yeah,
I mean, I'm not complaining about the price of the
fact I gotta stop at the store. It's one more
tour I have to do. That does sound I agree? So?
But anyways, Yeah, I'm glad you had a blast. I'm
glad my wife had a blast. You know what? I
what else I did? I watched many bow tunes for
about forty five minutes because that's what my son wanted

(33:29):
to watch before bed. But he's not even watching it.
He's got many bow tunes on the TV in our
bedroom while he's watching YouTube videos on his tablets. And
then I got there the four months old screaming for
a bottle. That was my jingle ball.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
I will tell you, Cornelly, this was really good. I
bet so shine down. I bet he played all the
hits too well. He played enough of him.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Show like it or not, This is the Josh Innis show.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Six points WLZ Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Well those six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh in his
show It's Josh and.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
James this Morning. Hello friends.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
So I had to do something yesterday something that I
really don't like doing, which is I had to poop
at the radio station, Oh Boy, during this party yesterday,
because yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I was petrified of this.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
And our bathroom is our bathroom may as well be
an individual bathroom because there's one stall in one one stall,
So it should be a situation where you're just able
to lock the door right, but then like it's not.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
So it's that awkward situation.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Where like you're on the commode right and you have
to wait until someone comes in peas and leave so
you can continue. So you just sit there and like
the second you hear somebody walk in, you stop.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
You're just like, okay, yep, you gonna wait.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
And then you just wait and wait, and then you
know they're kind of screening with you because they know
what you're doing. So they loiter in the bathroom a
little bit and wash their hands a little bit more,
you know, intently than they would have and they just
waiting in the second it's almost like.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
There waiting to see who's in that stall. I want
to see if the emerge and I want no part
of that.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
So you you were on the commods this morning and
somebody morning just so somebody walks in, which okay, no
big deal, I'm dropping a deuce.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
And that's what happened to get down here in the morning.
So I didn't have time to spend as much time
in the morning at my house like I usually do
because of the snow. Get down here in the bathroom,
got commercial break. I set my time around my phone
so I know, like, hey, don't spend too much time
on Facebook. And the door opens, and whoever it is
just comes and just rips a huge fart, like as
soon as you walk in, Yeah, whoa, whoa. Okay, hopefully

(35:44):
I'm not in the space he needs to use. When
you hear you know, the butt trumpet blader like that,
and then uh, you hear him step up at the
urinal and the next thing you know, music from his
phone starts playing, and then ope, must not have been
the right song because the song started and then it stopped,
and the next thing you know, another song starts blasting,
and I'm like, oh, interesting, I've never is he trying

(36:05):
to hide sounds of his his urine? Is he won
you know what, does he worried I'm going to blast
a couple of big ones while I'm on the commode.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
Maybe this person was doing this because they wanted to
kind of break the silence because it is uncomfortable and
maybe some maybe he has an issue he or she.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Maybe it was Shannon. I don't know. Come on, there's
only a handful of people it could have been. So
it was either Mojo, You, keV, Zach, or Shannon. So
I'm gonna maybe it wasn't Shannon'm gonna assume it's not Shannon,
but maybe that's that's Do you think he's a big
fan of Nelly? Just a Dream? I had to shazam
the song, so I'm shazaming the song while I'm trying

(36:45):
to do well.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I'm a fan of Nelly Just a Dream. That's my
friend Cornelli as Soon last night, friend yesterday. But I'm
gonna say, I mean, I'm gonna go out on a
limb here and say it was probably Kevin, although you
could argue like.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Oh so the black guys listening and Nelly in the
urinal Oh yeah, yeah, Wait.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
To make assumptions, Josh, So, I don't know, but I
think it could have been a scenario where they were
doing you a favor too, because it is awkward to
walk into a bathroom with somebody that's on the toilet
and you're trying to be Maybe he's got a nervous
bladder or something and can't pee unless there's like sound
the sweet.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Sounds and Nelly helps his bladder called release.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
I can't even poop it home without turning on like
the fan or like the shower, Like I need sound, really,
Oh yeah, I I need sound to poop.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
You know, I just need a phone. I have me
a phone with internet. X oh, I have that too
that I need to scroll game oils reels, share to stories,
share to stories, share the stories. I used to write
all my best tweets on the can. That's that's where
the best thoughts come from. That's true. Most of my
social media time is when I'm pooping. God. But it
was nerve racking because like, this is a big party.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
There's a bunch of clients that are in there, right
and you know, and you're just sitting there on the
toilet and people just keep coming in like a damn
clown car going into you.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Don't want to be the guy that they're known as oh,
there's the guy that's taking a crap, and you know
your mind, they're looking at you whenever you walk out,
and everybody's that was the guy. Oh that was the
guy that was taking a crab. That was that guy.
Oh my gosh. But yeah, there is like like you're
playing the parts sounds, but like you hold everything in
once you hear somebody get in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Absolutely, especially if you know that, like you had Chipotle later,
so you know this is not because there are different
there are varying levels of poops. There's like the big
one that doesn't make any noise, and then there's.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Oh, I had Chipotle for love, and this is the one.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
You know you're in for some chops and you know
that someone in that it's audible and people are gonna
hear this and it's gonna be very aggressive and they'll
be splashes and everything else. So that's that was the
scenario I found myself in yesterday. So every time somebody
would walk in, I'm like, nope, I'm just gonna sit
here in silence, which, first of all, it's more painful

(38:44):
that way, and second of all, like it makes it
even more uncomfortable like you'd almost argue that, just just
unload and then you all laugh together and then it's over.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah, which is funny because I used to not have
this like poop anxiety, but you have it too. I
have it, Yeah, I have it now. But like before,
there'd be times around I don't care if somebody's in
the bathroom. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna blow it out
like I would at home. But now I'm going on this.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
See, I want to get to that point in life
where you just don't care anymore, Like there's an age
or like a point in your life as a man
that you just don't care, Like you actually want people
to hear you pooping because like you're proud of it
in some way, like.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Screw it, what do I hear? Am? I tol? And
it works just five.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
I used to work with a guy and he would
literally sit on the toilet and wait for someone to
come in to do it. And maybe that's the play
because it breaks the tension and then you all laugh
and then it's like ha ha, Okay, I have a
good one brother, Like I would, i'd be uncomfortable even
like they do.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Though he busted in the door and just starts ripping asses.
And as he walked in, like I would like, I
would hold on to that until I got into the stall,
you know, he says, by myself. Yeah, and if I
walk in by myself, I'm probably propped us in the
whole path to the urinal.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
So yeah, I don't know, it's just there's the anxiety
is real, especially in an office setting, especially in an
office where there's only one and one urinal.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah. Oh, it makes it very easy to intremine, like
who is doing what it is?

Speaker 2 (40:05):
And then like you know, there's like in your mind
everyone's staring at you.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
When you come out, everyone's like, that's the guy. Yeah,
I can't believe he poops that word. I can't want
a monster. He's a work pooper. And I bet he
doesn't shovel a sidewalk either. Hey, now you can't drive
that it's true, but you can't drive from how I
take up poop at work anyway. All right, So, uh,
but I survived. Hey, I was just buzzed enough where

(40:30):
I actually did it. If I wasn't buzzed and I
really had to go, I would have held that thing
in all six hours, No doubt. I would have.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
I would have held it in, but I had just
enough beer where I'm like, hell, I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Oh good, I'm glad you got it out here instead
of trying to get rid of it at LCA. That'd
be even more uncomfortable. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
One oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Nis Show.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
It is Josh and James this morning. Hello. I mean
at least the positive is I didn't end up having
to poop at the arena. Yes, that is a huge.
Can you imagine like sitting in there and you're on
a stall and like Nelly walks in or something, and
you're like, sorry, sorry, sorry, Cornellius, it's getting hot in here.
Huh what I thought you had your own bathroom in

(41:11):
the green room, but I guess no, you have to
poop out here with us commoners. Yeah, sorry Cornelius. That
would have been the worst.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
So, I mean there's there is nothing like if you
think pooping it works terrible, pooping at a sporting.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Event it is. Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Actually, you know what actually worse than doing that is
I used to sit in a suite when I would
go to Texans games in Houston. Like our company CBS
had a suite and it was you knew what it was.
I mean, it was just one bathroom and you and
you lock the doors because they had their own suite,
So like you knew who was in the bathroom, So
if you had to poop in there, like it was
an emergency, everybody knew who was responsible for the poops

(41:50):
the whole suite too. God Like, very rarely will I
go to the bathroom in a scenario like.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
That, But if you have to, you have to, because
I'm not going to go out to the common area
where there's there's like a thousand drums. I would have
took the walk, I would have to walk.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I wouldn't have taken I couldn't do it because then
there's gonna there's probably tinkle all over the seats and
vomit like everything. This is a good clean bathroom, but
everybody knows that you So that's the pressure that comes along.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
With the sweet bathroom. I just wouldn't have wanted to
be the one responsible if they needed to air out
the entire suite, that would have been my big fear.
So I would have taken the walk. But like the
worst poop I've ever taken. Cobo Hall, the Deaftnes Nintendo
Fusion Tour. I had to poop so bad, and the
only stall that was open had no toilet seat, and
there was probably a mountain of poop and toilet paper

(42:35):
almost up to the brim. So I'm trying to hover. God,
I'm trying to hover oh as it feels like demons
are being expelled from my rear end. God, it was
the worst place I've ever had to play?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Is it about being in public places though? That turn
people into Neanderthals and monsters? As it relates to pooping,
Like how hard is it to sit there and you poop?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You flies and you go like how is it that?

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Like with like it's like a rule that if you
poop a concert, you're in Anderthal that has to just
leave it there and then it's everywhere that it's all
over the seat, Like how is it? Like how do
you become like the freaking Exorcist of pooping? And it's
not even just at sporting events and concerts.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Anytimes's a public Like I got stories from grocery stores
or gas station or Walmart.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Let me tell you the most disgusting bathrooms you're gonna
find is Walmart. Like somehow like people are just psychos.
When they get to Walmart and.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Have to poop, it's like they did a handstand. They're
doing a handstand and they got diarrhea and somehow it's
on the ceiling. Now that's that, dude, that's Walmart bathroom.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Like Walmart bathroom is like it's like I've never been
to Gitmo, but I imagine that's what it's like. Like
they're in Ontonama play like it is torture to try
to have to poop it a Walmart.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
It is. There's there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
Words concert pooping is obviously terrible because again, like people
poop and then just leave it.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, it's a flush or the toilets are so full
of whatever they've dumped down there they won't flush and
it's overflowing.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
And the super Dome in New Orleans used to have
like the circular sink where you'd like step on the
bar and what you want to wash your hands. People
would just pee in that.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh they thought they think it's like a trough, like
they would just like tro correct.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
So you just you walk in and people, if there
were no stalls, they would just start peeing in this sink.
I'm like, how is it that getting to a sporting
event turns you into.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
A cave man. Like my three year old son could
probably peep it than some of these people that sporting events.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Like how is it that, no matter what happens, you
have to hit the seat and a sporting.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
It's like there's the target. Yeah, see that.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
That's why women have it easy though, because no matter
what you're sitting So h not to say that women
aren't messy urinators and stuff, because some of them are.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Here of the women are worse than the men.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I've heard that too, but at least in terms of
the anxiety, the pooh anxiety. Like you're sitting down either way.
So if you're a man and you're sitting down, people
know what's happening. Either you're really dainty or you you're pooping.
So people know when they see your feet in the
stall that way that you're pooping. Women couldn't doing either one,
and no one knows if they see your manly feet
and your flip flops sitting.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
Down, Oh he's pooping. That ain't no dainty man, he's
taking a crap. This it's a Josh Innis show. On
one of six point seven w LZ.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Betro it's wheels the Josh Innes Show Sports.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Alrighty, everybody welcome in on this snowy Wednesday. Is it
supposed to keep snowing? And I think at some point
it stops and then it's supposed to start up again.
I think, just in time for the rush hour home,
well not our rush hour, but to normal it's normal
rush hour, normal nine ten in the morning.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah, it started coming down when I left the show
last night, and then I got up this morning because
I shoveled the sidewalk yesterday and put some salt down,
you know, because it didn't stop snowing.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Then I get home and it's all covered again.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
So that means I have to go out and I
got to do my civic duty. I have to do
my neighborly duty and shovel my sidewalk today because that's
what you should do.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
You're wasting your time doing it yesterday.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I well, no, but see that eliminated like an inch
off of it, you see, or however, how you know,
maybe it was an edge, but that just makes it
slightly less now. It makes it a little bit easier.
Although this feels like it's going to be that nasty, heavy.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Snow like this is a good snowman, snow ford snow. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
So look, but I'm gonna get out there and shovel
because I'm a good neighbor.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Look good for you.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
I'm not like the lesbians next door. Then we'll see.
We'll just see how it goes.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Like.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Look, I don't do it because I need I don't
want credit for it. I'm just doing what I'm supposed
to do.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
You know what I say. I don't do things because
I'm looking for credits. You do you like talking about
how you do it on the radio.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
No, I'm I'm I like to talk about how other
people don't do it and should be beheaded.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
That's what I like to talk about any other old man.
It's going on. How's your now? Your knees feeling a
little sore? Little store? Yeah, and my bunyan's flaring out? Onions?
Do you have? Do you have a bunyon? I don't
think so.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
See forever I thought that there was gout, But I
think I just have a bunyon.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Rits. I can't wear certain shoes. It sucks, it hurts.
I'll have to look into have to do some bunny
and research.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Well, I think you can get them removed, but like,
I don't really want to go through the process of
doing that, so I just live with a bunyon.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Okay. So I do have gout though as well.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
It hasn't flared up lately because I've been taking this medication,
you know, knock on wood. Because I certainly drink a
lot of booze and eat a lot of things that
should cause the gout. But the gout hasn't really been
an issue lately, but the bunion is. So I do
have old man issues.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
You do. I mean, I'm right there with you with
a gout. So yeah, look at us, we're just two
gout We're just gout. We're gout it, gout it and
rowdy rowdy, we're gout it, gout it. Any who, uh,
sports wise, really nothing happened about the gentlemen who don't
have gout.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Well you don't know that. You know, Shack used to
have turf toe a lot. Maybe it wasn't really turf
toe at maybe it was just gall out. Maybe Shaq
had gout. I feel like gout it's got like a
real big like I don't know if we surge into
the right term, but I guess all of a sudden,
all you hear about is gout.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Gout, gout. Gout's like the new kids on the block.
They're having a moment. Yeah, this is gout's moment these
the last couple of years.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Well, I dude, I follow people on Instagram that just
do whole gout accounts and talking about gout content, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Like, that's the same thing that happens to me when
I have gout. I need to post more about my gout.
You should.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
I could really get you some followers. And then you laugh,
people like, oh, gout whatever, gout. I mean, it is
the worst pain you've ever experienced, Like you're crippled by it,
and like Gilly's weirded out because it hurts so bad
that I'll laugh, Like I'm like the joker. I sit
there and like I try to walk and it hurts
me so bad to walk that I can't.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Then I'll just laugh at the idea of it. I
can't laugh at her so bad. I'm just always it's
not great. It's not great.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
But AnyWho. So, the Michigan basketball team won last night.
They beat the hell out of Villanova. The Wildcats of
Villanova from these suburbs of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. But Michigan won
that they remain undefeated, the number two team in the country.
The Tigers will keep Kyle Finnegan. He signed a two
year deal worth nineteen million dollars. We read that story

(48:58):
earlier where Matthew Stafford headline from the Free Press, who
won the Matthew Stafford trade. Well, I'll tell you who
won the Matthew Stafford trade. The team that won the
Super Bowl with Matt Stafford.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Yeah. I don't care what Jared Golf has done. He's
been nice.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
But the team that won the super Bowl won the trade,
and they're gonna win another win this year. So they're
gonna have two super Bowls and Matt Stafford's an MVP
and may win the MVP this year. They won the trade,
like like the fact that somebody would ask that question. Now, granted,
it's based on a comment from Matt Stafford who said.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Like, well, I think both teams got what they were
looking for. That can be true.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Both teams did, and both teams have been fine, and
both teams have been successful. One team won the super Bowl,
one team didn't.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
So that team that won the Super Bowl won the trade.
Good thing has happened on both sides, but one side
was superior correct.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
And God, it's gonna suck this weekend because you know
Stafford's gonna win again, and you know his wife's gonna
be all happy about it, and they're gonna be all
happy about it, and we're gonna be sitting here over
three games left to go, worried about whether or not
we're gonna make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
More importantly, worried about whether or not my BET's gonna
hit we speaking of bets, do you think they do
they have any like side bets about how many times
you'll see Kelly Stafford on the broadcast. That's a good question.
I got to look that up. I put someone down
on one of those. I know a little over under action. Yeah,
we'll see her a lot. I'd say less than four times.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Whatever became of the dude that she did the podcast
with the dude that was allegedly fondling the massage guy
or what?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I remember that story? Hank? She did a podcast with Hank. Yeah,
well he got fired and we'll talk about him. But
there's anything new. I don't know. I think I think
that was what they did. They did a podcast. You
know what, I'm not up on the local diddlers, so
does it be fair check my Google alert.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I don't know that Hank was a diddler per se.
I think he was like faking being a massage therapist
and giving red like yeah, yeah, I don't just lander
the man.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
He's not an ill informed statement. He's handsy. Yes, he's
a little handsy and maybe a liar, but he's never
had a.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Little more tension, a little more pressure on his shoulders.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Hank, he knows pressure points like the Asians at the
mall rub your fee. Those are my favorite people. That's
why I'm broke. Oh dude, don't get me started on
that one. All six points out of Detroit's.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Wheels dan Zig, Josh show. What is the story you
were telling me about about? Uh? Where's this story about
the zoos and the feeding the animal? It is a
zoo in Denmark that's asking patrons to donate their pets
to feed the other predators in the zoo. Okay, at
first listen, that sounds cruel, but like, let's say that

(51:29):
you've got like a I don't know, a pet, I
don't know, a gerbil or something or a dog or whatever,
give you hust say, guinea pig is that's one of
the examples I use. We'll say I have a guinea pig.
First of all, nobody gonna miss no guinea pig.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Second of all, but like, let's say your guinea pig
is terminally ill, and like you know that the guinea
pig is terminally ill, Like, does that guinea pig just
want to sit there and wither away and die or
is it more noble to go out as food for
like I don't know, like a jaguar or something.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Well, I mean, can't you just make the guinea pigs
the remainder of its life when we're comfort But I'm a.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
I'm asking you to look at it from the vantage
point of the guinea pig. How cool is it to
be a guinea pig that says, hey, I died because
I got like like eaten by an elephant. Like to me,
that sounds a lot cooler than hey, I just withered
away and died in a cage and you know Steve's house.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
I kind of feel like the guinea pig doesn't think
that way, But you know, the guinea pig is not like, yeah, man,
I'm going out and to blaze the glory.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
I'm gonna be eaten by a leopard. But see, you
don't know how guinea pigs think.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I mean, I don't, but I'm making assumptions, I am.
But from my point of view, I think that all
these animals have some sort of communication with each other,
like they have like a world where they all talk.
And I'm sure in guinea pig circles in this instance
that there.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Are like word would go around that like Max the
guinea pig actually died by getting eaten by a lion,
and that's a whole lot cooler than Hey, Max was
at Sarah's house and he just died of cancer. Like
I think, getting eaten by it like an apex predator
is a lot cooler than just dying of cancer natural.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Cause, like one of the guinea pigs.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Like you know, I don't know how old guinea pigs get,
but like this say is like you know of age
to almost die, right, wouldn't it be cooler to be
a guinea pig that dies that way? It's like this,
I've read some story about Alice Cooper, like his snake
choked on a mouse or something and died or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
But like, how cool would it be to be that
mouse the mouse that killed the snake. Yeah, they both
probably ended up dead though, right, probably, But you killed
a boa constrictor, Like that's pretty cool, and I feel
like other mice would know that, and it would make
its way around the legend. You know, it becomes like
the mouse Jesus or something like other mice a writing
stories about them and like it's like.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
A it goes around the country and other mice in
other areas start to hear this and it becomes urban legend.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Yeah. But then if you're if you just become food
for that predator, where's the legend? Like where's the coolness?
And that you just got eaten? Okay, I think I
think the guinea pigs as a species would thrive to
just live in Sara's base ment, eating guinea pig food
and medication and until they wither away and die. I
say they make their last little Uh.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Also, I was wrong about what happened to Alice Cooper's boa.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Constrictor, so actually, now this is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
And then I mean not to root for the death
of a boa constrictor here, but I mean that boa
constrictor would probably want to kill me, so you whatever,
Oh yeah, So actually what killed Alice Cooper's Boa constrictor
was that it got bitten by a rat.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Come on, So like imagine you're like, how yes, and
imagine how embarrassing that is to be.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Like in like boa constrictor circles, You're like, you're a
boa constrictor.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Like, look, I've seen anaconda.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
These these things can eat humans whole, right, So like
imagine like you're a boa constrictor. You're talking to other
boa constrictors and you're like, hey, did you hear about Glenn,
and like, yeah, it turns out he died.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
How did he die?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
I heard he got bitten by a rat exactly, So
like that must suck.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
That's a horror to go.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Like you go up to like boa constrictor heaven and
like you'd be mocked by Boa constrictor.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Saint Peter. Look, there's Glenn.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
He got bit by a Wret's ah, He's like, how'd
you die?

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Glenn?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
He's like, oh, well, I got bitten by a rat.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
I know everyone everybody knows. Everybody's talking about it. Glenn. Yeah,
So that'd be a crappy way to go. But I
do like, imagine you have a dog.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I know this sounds cruel because I love dogs, but like,
let's say your dog is on his last legs or whatever,
and you could either take him to the vet and
put him down and do the whole like Marley and Me,
like you were the greatest dog type of thing, or
your dog could be let freaking a cage with a tiger.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Absolutely not no that the fear, like I would feel
so bad, the fear that this animal is gonna go
through knowing that there's an apex predator, like about the
pounce on them and shocking them. But hear me out,
maybe that's the rush he wants. Maybe that's how he
you mean, we don't know that, but I just I
think he might want to go that way. I'd rather
somebody comes to the house and they gently put the

(55:59):
dog down and lap and we can first off, for
the last embrace. I have put one dog down, Luther
rest in power. King.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I my my wife didn't want to do it at
the house, mostly because then, like you have to remember
that your dog died in the house forever, like it's
just kind of it.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
So like we went to the vet.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
We like we're not jerks or any I love my dog,
but like we just went to the vet and did it.
It all happened kind of fast, and it was It
was a sad day, but and I sobbed for like weeks.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I was broken over this.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
All that said, I do wonder if maybe Luthor would
have preferred to try to outrun a leopard or.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Something like, I'm gonna I'm gonna say, Luthor happy with
the way you guys. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
He would flirt with disaster sometimes, like he'll mess with
some some predators and stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
So I'm just throwing that out there.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Maybe he would have enjoyed that the rush, like the
excitement of trying to outrun a tiger, and then the
fear when you realize you.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Ain't runn that you don't run any tigers. Then you realize, oh,
cats like to play with their prey. Now the animal's suffering,
you know, claws dug into it. And maybe I'm wrong
half bitten. All that said, that Julius Squeezer, which was
the name of Alice Cooper's Boa constrictor, that was kind

(57:09):
of a bitch of a bowl constrictor getting taken out
by a rap. I don't think you can ever live
that one down. Now. You just can't like laughing stock
in the sneak community exactly.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Ana Conda's BoA's gardener, Like there's gardener steaks like making
fun of you, like like they're all mocking.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
They're all locking your head like worms. Worms are like this, bitch.
The ncrowlers are laughing at me, sitting fish bag fish bager,
mocking Julius Squeezer because he got bitten by a rat
and died. All right, it's it's Slindered Skinner. Evan Essence
tickets coming out. It's pronounced slindard skinner. Josh at a show.

(57:53):
Skinner's coming to town, Ryan or know and I make
that up, yeah with uh oh it's a foreigner.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah, that's great. Is zz Top coming to town? I
saw that they're touring too.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
I've never seen zz Top or Billy Gibbons, but I
go see Zzzy Top. I've metz Top's got a good
set list. Let me see what Well.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
By the way, while I look this up, you can
call eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh sixty
seven and you can score Evan Essence tickets. They are
also coming to town. Let's see what a ZZ top
set list looks like. Let's see here ZZ Top set list.
They were in bat Here We go, Baton Brouge, Louisiana
on November twenty first.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Just got paid. I thank you. My head's in Mississippi,
got me under pressure. Jesus just left Chicago. Give me
all your love and sixteen tons I got to get paid.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Sharp dressed man waiting for the buzz, brown sugar legs,
beer drinkers and hell razors and lagrange.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Not a bad set list. Look you do fourteen songs,
they're all good bottom bang. But anyway, this is not
about ZZ Top. Although I would like to see Zezy top.
We have Evan Essence tickets. They will be at Pine
Knob on August second with Spirit Box and Nova. So
if you'd like the score of those tickets, you can
get in right now. Eight seven seven nine eight eight

(59:09):
one O six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight
one o six seven. It's the Josh Ennis Show Australia.
They're doing something very smart in Australia. Oh yeah, as
it relates to social media. All right, I'm gonna get
into this. This is interesting. Go Australia, go first. You
give us Margot, Robbie and now this this is smart.
All right, we're gonna get into this. It's the Josh Ennis.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Show, The Josh Ennis Show. One O six point seven.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
W l Z tw wheels.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Right, all right, we have got tickets to see Evan Essence.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Let's see if we can give these away. Hello, wheels, Yeah,
you doing them? Oh? I know, I'm doing pretty good.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
You know.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I had a good night, got to meet Cornelius. That
was cool. Just fank. You said you were giving away
some tickets.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Well, jeez, I'm glad you care about my life. But yeah,
I got tickets. Do you know which tickets I have?
If you can tell me that, I'll give them to you.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Uh you said that? All right? He was listening. I'd
say that's the thing. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Sometimes people just call and they want stuff and they
have no idea what they want. At least you knew
you wanted Evan Essence tickets. So I got those.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Do you want them?

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I'll take them. Well, good because I'll give them to you.
What's your name, pal, Steve? All right, Steve? Well, congratulations brother.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
What radio station is sending you to see Evan Essence?

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One seven? Rocked? God damn right it Hell yeah, damn right,
it is because we are one O seven Rocks.

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Sometimes we're W one oh six seven the Wheels, and
sometimes we're one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Of station known by many names one one seven Rocked.
But today on seven Josh eight is show and on
seven Rocks one oh seven Rocks at W one O
six point seven the Wheels on seven Rocked. Thank you
guys getting to see evan essence. Then, yeah, I didn't
even have to know the name of the radio station.

(01:00:54):
I wish I was going to see MNS in so August. Second,
I'll find out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
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Pair one seven Rock. I'll have to try. Just make
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They are jammed, but those calls with those guys in
the morning get Yeah, but just remember to listen to
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one seven Rock, one oh one oh seven Rocks. So

(01:01:23):
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Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
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to win tickets and this is bon Jovi on one station.

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One one seven Rocks, one O six point seven w
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or of course, hey no place like W one oh
six point seven the Wheels or Great Entertainment and thank
you sir. So in Australia, dig on this, kiddos. What

(01:01:57):
are they doing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
So in Australia they are they have implemented a nationwide
ban on social media use by children under the age
of sixteen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Really, I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
I think that will make for more normal, well rounded
children who don't spend their their early lives reading smut
and filth and terrible things on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Are trying to live up to the different standards that
people are posting on there. Yeah whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
I think it's good for the kids. They don't have
to read all the stupid political stuff. Like, I think
that's great. I have a big believer that there should
be an age limit on social media.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
So I think you should have to be.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
At least sixteen, and then once you hit about like
sixty five.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
You should no longer be allowed to use the internet. Yeah,
you have like an upper threshold, like once you get
to certain age, you got to go because you're gonna
get scammed. You're gonna think you're messaging Jason Momoa, you're
gonna correct Amazon gift cards correct, and then the young
kids are just going to be going to become depressed
and correct.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
So here's what I think. I think either way, you
should have to pass a test. We're grandfathered in because
we you know, yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
The generation that Gardner did in.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
But you should have to have to pass a test.
So when you're sixteen, take a social media test some
sort of like I don't know, mental, like a cognitive.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Some sort of test. So much of this posts on
social media are real zero gotcha that kind of thing.
And then once you pass that test, you can get
on social medium. It's like a license like every four years,
you have to get it renewed. Find the AI babe,
you know, like a fishing city. Yeah, did you guys
get those at your old place of business? Then send
out the phishing scam email? Yeah? And then they go

(01:03:25):
did you take the bait?

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
And I'm like, no, I didn't take the bait because
you guys do this every other day, so I just
don't respond anything now that would be what this is.
So then you hit like sixty five and like every
year you had like bi monthly, you need to take
a test to make sure this is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
More serious than driving a car.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
It is once you hit like sixty five, like like
did Victor from Young and the Restless actually want to
be in a relationship with you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yes or no? And you're like yes, nope, false, you
don't he doesn't. Well, no, you can try again.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Next month to get your license renewed for the special
image what Victor? Yeah does No, Victor doesn't have an
eye But Victor was the guy with the mustache.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Oh y, the mustache. I think he's still on there.
He's alive, I think with an I patch on that
don't Yeah, I don't think Victor had an eyepatch. But
under the new law, ten major platforms, including TikTok, Instagram, YouTube,
and Facebook must block access for minors or face finds
up to thirty three million dollars. I'm happy to hear
that thirteen year old on TikTok will not be more

(01:04:21):
successful than me and Australia now take thank you Australian tweens.
Now can we do something about how good they are
at fortnite? Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Next, the government frames the move as a major push
to protect you or the youth mental health, targeting risks
such as cyber bawl ain, harmful content and privacy concerns,
though critics argue it could limit free expression. It may
drive teams towards unregulated platforms, like what free speech is
being suppressed? I have a thought. No one cares what

(01:04:50):
a fourteen year old kid has to say about anything.
I agree, except for certain political parties when they try
to make the voting age like eight.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Those people do care about those than that. Nobody. Nobody does.
My eight year old has some thoughts and he thinks
just like me, oddly enough, and he loves Dino chicken nuggets,
Santoria Sublime on Detroit's wheels. What I really want to say?

(01:05:21):
Way back? Oh that's okay, Sorry, I was just doing
a sing along, I see, just like I did. Got
to get out of your system from last night.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
So back to the thing about the kids and the
tiktoks and all that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
In hell, in Australia, you have to be sixteen. Yeah,
I do believe that the kids should still have access
to the hub only because I don't even know did
they teach sex head. They don't teach sex ad. I've
never like in my when I was in Eyespol, there
was no sex head. So these kids are learning nothing,
so you have to learn it somewhere. So I do
think the kids should be banned from like Twitter and Facebook,
but they should have access to the hub, but it

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could be limited by categories.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Okay, now I'm a little more on your side, So
like they get like missionary maybe some doggy style of
step sibling, and.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I think that'd be a good way because you got
to get a little exotic but not too weird where
it's like hintai or something. Step siblings but that step
parent no step parents fine too, Oh that's fine, yeah,
like with some Lisa Ann or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
So I would do that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I'd say POV because you want to see, like you
want them to see what they be seeing JOI.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
They could do JOI as well, because you know that's
the instructions on how to take care of yourself exactly right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
And then but they can limit the categories, so keep
them off Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok until they're sixteen, but
all ages can go to the hub because you're learning
that that's helpful. It's like saying, oh, we should ban
kids from the Food Network. No, they need to watch
to learn how to cook.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
So you like, so, well, now that's why we have
like four year olds and know what like a sou
flay is. I'm like, I don't even know what a
sue Flay is because I watch the Food.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Network and see what we're talking or like, you know,
they're watching like the Barefoot Contessa, so they should be
able to watch the poor an equivalent of the Bigfoot Contessa.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I'm telling you, man, this platform and you're cleaning the
sidewalk platform. You are going to run for office and win.
My dude, I'm telling you, look out, Dearborn Heights. I'm coming.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Actually, I don't want to throne that guy because he
clearly rules you need to join fources, you need to
run for another city. Yeah, we need to run for
mayor of just Detroit after Bay is done. I don't
know how long she's going to be around.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
He got married, by the way, Yeah, this is a
bad question, But is it to a dude. I don't know.
Like my assumption was yes, but I don't know at
that seat. You assumed and now we don't know. But
I assumed she married a guy too, but I don't
know she did. I'm not judging. You get to talk
to uh Sharon's friends with her.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Yeah, well it is a great conversation. Hey, Sharon, I
got a quick question. Is the mayor of lesbian like?

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Okay? Cool? Go on with the genuine So you're popping
into the studio while she's doing a break.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
Got a question, Hey, Sharon, I understand you're talking talking
up some like Jermaine dupri here, but I need to
know as the mayor a lesbian.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
See, by the way, I don't care if anybody is
a lesbian. I don't judge people based on that stuff,
except my neighbors. But they're the bad kind of lesbians
that don't shovel their side. Well, I think you're judging
your neighbors not based on them being lesbians. You're judging
them based on the fact that they don't shovel their sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I'm judging them because in my mind, all lesbians don't
shovel their sidewalks because those lesbians don't. You know how
you put a label on everyone because of one group
of people. So like, I now look at all lesbians
as lazy people who don't shovel their sidewalks because of
those neighbors that are lesbians.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
Oh you're looking a people who don't shovel the sidewalks
or lesbians.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
No one of my crazy, clearly. But anyway, so now
you know, so I don't know where I'm going to
go next. I had thoughts, and now I don't know
where they are. So here's be a couple of options. Oh,
by the way, a guy made us a shot, just
so everyone knows we did not create this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
Yes, this man ai AI this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
He created a logo for the station that just says
one O one O seven rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Let me see it again. So there you go. Oh yeah,
it is better than our logo.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It is actually, So we'll post that on the Facebook
so you can see. Thank you person who sent that
to me on Twitter.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Asking me if you could add a wheel with look said,
don't make any sense. That's next next thing we want
to you're being You're snarky. I'm sassy. I'm mad because
everybody had had a good time yesterday at the Jingle Bars,
and I was home with the kids trying to figure
out a umidifier and watching Minie Mouse cartoons. You are
a snark merchant today we really are one one seven rocks,

(01:09:37):
one O one o seven rocks. Oh yeah, brother, rock out.
The logo's great. There a lion. I think that's a lion.
I think it's got a lion. Good job, pal. Let
me see what this guy's name is. Someone tweeted us
this that never happens. I wonder if you copy me
on there. You have one of your followers from m JG.

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Thanks MJG. Actually odd.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
This is someone who also follows Trudy Daniels and the
Drew Lane Show. Wow, okay, so I mean this is
someone local I think I think. Well, thanks for listening, sir, Well,
thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
All right, Josh in this show more rock coming up?
Josh in this show one O six point seven w.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
LZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
One oh seven rocks, Josh every time it should.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Uh So, I just got a text from Casey oh
boy and sots no, no, no, no. He's well aware.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
I would imagine he's well aware of your feelings about
the misplaced lugnuts.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
We had a conversation about it on my second day
on the air. I was like, why are the lugnuts
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Bud, It's just you go on for ten minutes, and
then he responds with, so, look, we're gonna need to
get those videos.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
Up on you. Let's talk about TikTok. You're impassion plea
over this logo and the lug nuts. And he's like great,
but anyway, So I think I think that Casey is
conveniently using this little snow out here to not come
to work today as well. Yeah, that's what we're dealing with.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
My kids are home from school, so I'm working from home.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
His kids are like twenty Are they not old in them? Wait?
I thought he was about little. These aren't infants. They're
not like your kids.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
Like, this isn't the first time his kids have not
gone to school and he still comes to work. If
you just want to tell me you don't want to
battle the snow or something, then tell me you don't
want to battle the snow, don't give me all My.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Kids are at home. They're not infants.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
They're not invalid children that need somebody to babysit them.
They're like, I think his kids are like twelve years old.
They don't while.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
You can if I could have stayed home this morning
and the show in my underwear from the basement, I
will have that luxury.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Where did I If I had to get up at
five in the morning after being hammered four hours before
that and maybe still drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Literally, you were singing New Edition out just mere hours
before you had enough to get up. He should have
to get his ass in here. Look, my kids are
at home. No, their kids are always at home. Like,
what are you doing that? That's not an excuse. Just
say you don't want to come to work because of
the snow. Casey, I'm okay with you stay at home.
I'm not because I had to come. If I if

(01:12:15):
I could have stayed home, then it'd be different. Oh yeah,
I mean I wouldn't. If I could have stayed home,
I would have. Yeah, but I understand. But we are important.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
We are the key cogs in this We are the
only the only we are the only cogs in this
damn wheel. Okay, we'd like to do like that, sold
it nothing out of the car.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Sorry, I had to go back to the logo. He did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
He did, and look, one oh one oh seven rocks
would not function without us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
So we have to to the ground. Yeah, okay, so
it would not function without us, So we have to
get up and battle the elements and deal with possibilities
of crashing the car and everything to get up here
to do the show is if not for us, W
one oh sixty seven will not have music or entertainment.
And Casey gets to say at home and uses kids
as ponds and his vicious little game of playing hookey

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Casey Buehler's snow Day off.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I know what you're up to. I know what you're doing.
You're playing hooky with your kids right now? What is
working from home?

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Anyway? Listening to the show, I'm gonna watch all the
parades that are happening today to see if Casey and
his kids are dancing and singing the Beatles. Yep, they're
a little twist and shout. That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
So everybody just be on the lookout for Casey AnyWho
one O one oh seven Rocks, one O six point
seven Detroits, Wheels, Josh and His Show. It's Josh and
James this morning. So we have a video on our
Facebook page right now. It's uh yes, going.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
A gruesome possibly gruesome discovery in the cafeteria where the
coffee is made.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yes, uh, we're fairly certain that there is a booger
on the wall. Someone has either wiped or flicked a
booger on the wall in the cafeteria area.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Not someone, some monster, some monster, ostine excuse of a
human being. Hopefully it's not one of the bosses that
control my page. But I will also tell you, Chris,
the only thing worse than this is not shoveling your sidewalk.
I should have known it is coming back to that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Seven w llz Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I bought us six point seven Detroit's wheels that has
led Zeppelin and Ramble on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Its Josh Ennis Show. That is James, I am Josh.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
You can check out that video on the Josh Ennis
Show Facebook page. Well, I guess I need to post
the logo that that guy produced for us too.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Yeah, I gotta get that posted. That engaging Dan social
media for us. We are flooded. We are pregnant with
content today. We are just we're we are. We're about
to pop. Screenshots of you singing a new edition backstage
to the jingle Ball, picture of me and Cornelius, your
new best friend, that I'm so jealous of.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
I need to see where the picture is of me
and shine Down. I didn't get to do like a
like a one on one selfie type of thing that
was only with my best friend Cornelius and Conan Gray.
I didn't get a selfie with shine Down, but like
it was one of those things where like someone took
the picture for you and then.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
You have to use a QR code to fight. I
give you a card when you stand so my picture
is just out there in the world. I bet you
Mojo can get the picture for you. Probably he's got power.
It's kind of like when you ride like a roller
coaster and they take your picture on the way down,
and then everybody goes to stand around the little thing
and wait to see their picture that they're going to,
you know, spend a thousands Yes, I got my middle

(01:15:29):
finger up on the picture. Well, yeah, because you did
it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
That was the other thing, Like the key would be
the fake your look to just look as wacky as possible,
also make the picture look funny because you knew where
the camera was, you know, although I've done it before.
There was a six Flags in Saint Louis back in
the Day, six Flags Mid America, six Flags Saint Louis,
whatever that was called.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
And they had a ride called Mister Freeze and Mister
Freezer based on Batman. Oh well yeah, okay, sure, yes, yes,
so they also have a Batman ride there.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
It's based on Batman. Okay, the Dark Night. So it
goes from like zero to sixty and like two seconds
or something, so it zooms, it's like and then it
goes straight up and then you go backwards. And there's
a picture of me being petrified of this thing. So
and I was like, you're twenty something years old, just
scared out of my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Because I hate roller coasters. Oh you hate them. I
don't really enjoy them.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
I like, I think as I've gotten older, I've grown
to dislike roller coasters.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
I was fine with them at one point. I now
I just dislike them. I enjoy them, but sometimes some
of them are hard to ride just because I'm old
and I got back problems. But in regards to photos,
there was a photo that I banned a girlfriend from
buying because I looked so terrified. It was on a
Twilight Zone Power of Error. Oh that's our that's like,
I hate the ups and downs, like the elevator dropping stuff.

(01:16:45):
There's a fear in me that it unleashes when that happened,
Then why did you get on it? It's like, I'm
just with my girlfriend and her sister and we were
on vacation. So I went on the ride and uh,
she's like, I'm going to buy that picture of you,
buy that picture for me. It turns out with them
and we're and anyway, you know, we moved to Arizona.
Then we were done. Anyways, I followed her and worked
at Circle K. Wanted to die every day. And then

(01:17:06):
my wife's trying to get on that ride with her.
I'm like, well I have to ride it again. All right,
it's the Josh Enna Show. So check out our Facebook page.
All that to take go follow us on Facebook, would
you thank you? Listen? It is it booker? Yeah, yeah,
I think it's a booker. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
It's Auzie now on wheels. What a good time that
is poison. I am Josh he is James at the
Josh Ennis Show. We're about to get out of here.
Of course, Jilly follows us, and then Rob Brant will
follow Jilly and then we're back out and then Casey
I don't know, Casey. Can Casey come in and work today?
Because oh no, the snow? Oh no, what happened? The

(01:17:43):
video on my phone started playing. I thought the video,
oh my god, oh a sudden I hear sound effects us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
I was watching a video of an old ne e
S game that popped up, and I wanted to see
the final boss. Yeah, And so I was waiting because
I know we're wrapping up. I'm like, oh, I can
finally see this final boss get defeated, and this is exciting.
I'm happy. I'm very sorry. I apologize all that said.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Check out our Facebook page and you can help us
determine if this thing on the wall and the cafeteria
is in fact a booger or not.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Lay the game? Is it a booger? It's a new game?
Is it from the folks who brought you? Guess? The
animal farts comes the newest Internet game sensation? Is it booger?
Bum here? He knows boogers. Anyway, We're getting out of here.

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Jilly is up next. We will see Himnana.

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
This is the Josh Innis Show on one oh six
point seven w LLZ Detroit Wheels