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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Said Josh inn Is show on one six point seven
w LLZ Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
A dangerous person.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Eh, fine, welcome in. I love that little drop. Then
six oh six, welcome in. It's the Josh Ennis Show.
It's Josh and James this morning. Hello, friends, greetings. It's
a dangerous person. He's a dangerous, dangerous person. Eh, my job, everybody,

(00:29):
he's dangerous.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
That man is dangerous.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I can't wear these boats. They keep bleeding into the
day on microphone, so I look so I for real talk.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
I forgot my backpack today.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Because I I my schedule was thrown off because I
only have I only have one car at home, so
I only have one car at home, and my wife
had to drop me off, so it kind.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Of threw my whole mind off.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I don't have my headphones, so I stole somebody else's headphones,
and in reality, they're the same headphones I have, but
they are terrible. They've probably been using the terrible, terrible,
teny awful headphones and they bleed into the microphone. So
I'm gonna go, I guess. But it's a weird spot
to be in because the guy that's n the whole
damn show with no headphones. But well, I got some earbuds,

(01:24):
but you might want to clean them off. I don't
want to mess with your ear butts. That's that seems gross.
I'm right there with you. Your toilet paper or something.
I mean a straw. Let's just drink out of the
same cup. Honestly, I think the straw would be better
than the earbuds if you see what's inside those suckers.
So all that said is I gotta go find a
different pair of headphones or something. That's that is a

(01:46):
problem for me, not for.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
You, folks. You're a professional. You can row dog it.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I could.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I very well can, because I can hear enough over there.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I just turned my headphones. Is that bleeding into the
mics or no? I think it's good? Okay, good. I
can probably get by with this. I don't know how
these people like these are. I stole these from Crystal.
They were at her desk, and she scares me. So
if she founds out that I stole her headphones, headphones
sassy on me in just some of these weird hand things,

(02:15):
and sassy ladies do at me, and I don't want
to deal with that, So I might just go put
the headphones back and accept that I have no headphones today.
And this is something I never do. I never don't
forget my headphones. It's like, would Peyton Manning show up
at a game without helmet? If he did, he would
have an extra helmet, I'm sure. And to be fair,
the helmet's already there. It's not like he carries it
to the game, that's true. It's not like he puts

(02:37):
his helmet in his shoulder. To get my heads in
my helmet and I gotta get my cleats already. There
an eight year old kid playing football so bad example,
I gave my helmet. Yeah, it doesn't work that way.
So but anyway, that's my situation. And I've been dealing
with this foot issue for the Yeah, he's been like,
gim me McGill cuby. Last night, I was in severe pain,
and now I've tried to find different pain medications to take.

(02:59):
I've an ice pack with me that.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
I've brought to work.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, so it's like one of these emergency ice packs.
I think you crack it open and it all lasts
for like five minutes. Yes, sup, it's all they had
at Target. I don't understand how target is out of
ice packs. I don't know if other people are just
suffering from foot ailments.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
You just send me a text that would have brought
you to my mind. I keep I keep the ice packs.
Who I used to get like those Hello fresh meals.

Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
So they give you these big ice packs, they keep
it cold. I got about like a dozen of those
in my freezer. Well, so I should have told you man,
because he also, I didn't realize when I auditioned for
this program here that I could be icing your ankle.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Well, it's it's a.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Job that's all inclusive. It's immersive. It's an immersive experience,
is what it is.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
All right.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
So here's what we got today.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
We're gonna get you into Toolbox party and eight twenty
five and nine to twenty five.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
We've got a.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Very poorly kept secret of a concert announcement coming.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Up at ten o'clock.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
You know, Google, you probably you know you already know
all about it. I almost feel stupid saying, hey, coming up,
we got a big concert. We can't see any about
it until we make the announcement. So that's coming up
at ten today. And I've also got some tickets to
get in to see Shine down. So if you call,
just no, it's not an actual giveaway. But if you
call and amuse us and you and we find gent

(04:15):
might just say, hey, here's some Shine doown tickets for
Jingle Bowl. We think you're an okay guy or gal.
You know, maybe you'll go to the show. There you go,
all right, but first we will kick things off with Metallica,
and it's supposed to be rocked and loaded. But I'll
be real, I forgot to change the song. So you're
gonna get Metallica.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
So I know you're shocked. You're like Wheels and Metallica.
No way, no, but it made it to Metallica. Every
hour is mant tota. Here's nothing else matters on Wheels.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Good Josh, it is show spoils.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
All right. First of all, last night I had damn
near one nine hundred dollars gambling woo. But I said
damn near I didn't. I took one of these bets
on FanDuel, where you can take every team in the
NBA to score one hundred points. Yeah, I missed it
by one team.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Oh what team was it? To let you down?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
The Dallas Mavericks come on Mavericks. They scored ninety two.
Sing NBA, it's the first game of the year. How
you only scored ninety two points and they scored thirty
in the first freaking quarter. You probably hype. You were
probably hyped thinking, oh, I got this in the bag.
I fell asleep last night and before the I mean
the game had just started when I fell asleep, and
I'm like, well, I don't even know what the other
games are doing. I'll wake up at five tomorrow morning

(05:27):
and I'll just see.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
I'll see what happened. You hope for a happy, happy
morning wake up.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
I do. And then I look at it and I
see that Dallas, the freaking Mavericks scored ninety two. It
was plus nine hundred. So I had a one hundred
dollars free bet that they'd given me, because I'm such
a degenerate that on occasion they're like, well, we've already
stolen fifty grand or so from this guy over his life.
Here's one hundred dollars. We'll throw you a bone. You
lost so much money. Here's here's a sympathy bet. Correct.

(05:52):
And then I get that, and I'm like, hey, if
I can use this the right way I can get
myself some cash. And it was the right way, except
for the Dallas freaking Mavericks. Wait to go Maverick, I
hate you Dallas Now. The NBA season did start really
in earnest yesterday and the Pistons were down big early. Okay,
they were down at one point on one. They were
down twenty something points early in the game. They were

(06:12):
not doing particularly well, but they made it a ballgame
in the second half. Really, the last three quarters they
were the better team. They had a really crappy quarter
and a half or so to start the game, but
they put together a fierce rally and at one point
tied the game multiple times late, but couldn't get the
job done and lost to the Bulls one fifteen to
one eleven. Kate Cunningham had twenty three points, ten assists,

(06:35):
and seven rebounds, but it wasn't enough. And off the bench,
I say Stewart had a nice game. He had twenty
points and five boards. But again they couldn't get the
job done. Could the Pistons, and they are zero to one.
The season is now officially over. They're on pace to
lose eighty two games. If you care about paces at
all the Pistons are on pace to lose eighty two

(06:56):
times this year. So I wanted to let you know
that just so you knew how many games were in
the season. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
That's why I do it.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Also, the Red Wings are now on a one game
losing streak. The five game winning streak is over. I
should have known something was weird because yesterday we talked
about how bad the Sabers are. Yet the Sabers were
like slight favorites in this game yesterday. So something was
afoot and I should have known it. But I didn't
look at the betting line, and that's on me. I
let everybody down with that. My lack of looking at

(07:24):
the betting line for that game was a mistake, and
I owe you one because I'm sitting there talking about
it like, hey, this is going to be an easy
win for the Red Wings, like there's some juggernaut. Nope,
it wasn't. They were never really all that interesting. It
was a two to two game at one point and
then they lost four to two.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yeah, you need to do more gambling so you can
keep the listeners informed on what the results of the
sports games are going to be.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I know you're totally right, gamblemore I look, and trust me,
I do a lot so because I'm a degenerate.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
But yeah, I should have known that one.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Though, because then I'm watching the game last night and
I was and I looked at the bets live and
I'm like, why the hell is Buffalo favorite in this?
If I would have seen that, I would have totally
had a different approach to how I handled.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Talking about that yesterday.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I talked about it like, hey, Buffalo sucks, because Buffalo
does suck.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
They suck every year. They're just a disaster.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
And I'm thinking, Okay, we're about to be six and
one and life's good. But I was wrong. It was
not six and one. Life is not good. Life's terrible.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Today.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
My foot hurts. The Red Wings lost. The Pistons are
on pace to lose eighty two games. Man, I don't
know what we're gonna do. Well, Hey, at least we
got those toolbox tickets to give it away in a
little bit. Yeah, see, that's a positive. We got that
huge concert announce So we got that huge, totally secret
concert announcement.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Nobody has any clue about it.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
No one has given any hints about it, including the venue.
And the band. Yes, none of that. That's coming up
at ten o'clock. So I can make up for giving
you bad hockey information yesterday with holding off and giving
you a very special concert announcement that you cannot find
anywhere else except here when we make the announcement and
probably every other radio station and the internet yesterday. So

(09:02):
we'll get that for you though, and toolbox party entrants.
We'll do that at eight twenty five and nine twenty
five and just throughout the day. If you want to
get on the phone and make us laugh, amuse us,
have a conversation, you might score Shine Down tickets like
that guy yesterday who called. We talked to his kid
for five minutes speaking.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
So yesterday.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
One of the people in promotions comes or mackenzie comes over,
and she says, did you promise some guy tickets early
in the show.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
He's on the phone. He's very angry.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
He said that he guessed that you were screwing with
people with that song where you're playing time after time,
and he said you'd give him tickets, and he's super
angry that you didn't give him tickets. I'm like, oh, yeah,
give him tickets, but he's like he's very mad. Well,
he should have called back, you said called back, and
I never saw that he called back, So that's not
my fault. He can't say that the lines are busy
because I heard that's what the story was.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
The lines are busy. I can assure you that you
were answering the phones all morning. Yes, so one morning
we had a lot of calls.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Come in. Correct, There's no way the lines were busy.
All right, Josh and his show stay there.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
This is the Josh Innis Show on one of six
point seven.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
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Speaker 3 (10:24):
All right, one of six point seven Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
You know, headphones throw me off because that's what I
use as my cue for my headphones, and everyone starting.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Look, it's amazing. I remember to bring the one time
use ice pack for my foot, but I forgot to
bring my backpack priorities. I know, right, Look, it is
amazing what happens when your schedule gets thrown off, even
by one little thing, and it completely throws your life
into chaos because normally I wake up, my wife stays
in bed, my dog stays in bed. But this time

(10:53):
I had to get up. My wife had to get
up to bring me to work because she needs the car.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Later.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
If I had told the dog out to go to
the bathroom and we brought the dog with us, the
dog with you, I should have brought him in. I know, right,
But so my dog came, so that kind of threw
me off. It's a whole damn deal. So I don't
have my headphones. These headphones I stole from Crystal like
they bleed into the microphone. So I'm just doing it
with raw dog, a dogging or raw dogging raw dog

(11:18):
at your radio this morning. So it is the big party.
The Big Toolbox Party is coming up on the eighth
on the eighth of November, thanks to our friends at
Bebi's Liquor and Fine Wines, Dean Seller's Ford in the
Troy Motor Mall, and Detroit Diamond Drilling.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
It's almost only two weeks away, I.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Know, right, I know, But coming up at eight twenty
five and nine to twenty five, you'll get your first
opportunity to go to the Toolbox Party, and that'll be fun.
I don't know why people are calling me right now.
They probably think, oh, maybe if I weasel my way

(11:58):
in now while they're talking about the toolbox party, maybe
they'll just get me into the toolbox party. A little early, everybody,
a little early or two hours early. I'm just talking
about it to let you know it's happening, and to
listen at eight and twenty five, and you should listen
at eight twenty five for your opportunity to go, because
the Toolbox Party is gonna rule.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
What does this person want?

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Hello wheels, bye guy for the toolbox Yeah, I thought
might eventually get in.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
No, I'm sorry, Okay.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
I'll come back at eight twenty fives.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Right, cool things, Okay, putty mouth we did. We got
filthy broads that listen. Potty mouth there, I don't know,
dirty filthy, dirty birdies that listen. Here's the worst. Those
when like we're all adults here and then like the
second somebody says a common curse word that you would
say in front of your kid, Everybody's like, oh what,

(12:52):
oh my god, somebody said that. No, hit the button,
hit the button on the top of you.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
You're dying your morality.

Speaker 9 (13:03):
I'm not protecting anybody.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Tell me, oh my god, that lady's a dangerous person.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
A dangerous person.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Eh, she could be dangerous for our career. She can
get dropping the word. That's pathetic, though, I get it,
because you feel like a child. You feel like we're
in school or something like, oh, somebody said the S word.
How you to even say the S word? You feel
like a dumb ass? Is what you feel like.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
Hey, even my son says the S word, which is
garden starting to be a bit.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Of a problem in our house. But even his son
says the S word. He's three, Yes, he's had something
degenerate eighteen year old teenager that's hooked on smack and online. Born,
he's three, and he's hooked on smack and online. He's
hooked on like fruit snacks and Miss Rachel. Dude, I'm
hooked on Miss Rachel. Are you when does your kid
watch Miss Rachel? Yes, dude, I think Miss Rachel you

(13:54):
kind of got it bad. I kind of got it
bad for that phase of that, but then I grew
out of it. But I think you have no choice
because you have to watch it. So like you try
to convince yourself that Miss Rachel's hot. Like me, I
just stumbled upon it once and I'm like, I'd hit that.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
But you you're sitting there and your son's watching it.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
You're you have to create something in your mind that
tells you that Miss Rachel's a hot piece.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Maybe maybe that's like a survival thing, you know, like
you go through, you know, I'm trying to sit through, like, uh, you.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Know, can you say mom?

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Oh I can't, Mama, Hey, can you say daddy? Miss Rachel. See,
That's what i'd be telling myself. I'd be like, hey,
Miss Rachel, you say Papa, call me Papa, call me
Big Papa. Miss Rachel. She had a whole thing like
a last year where people were all angry about something
she did. She spoke out about, like the Pelstinian situation. Yeah,
and then everybody's like, oh, we're not watching Miss Rachel anymore.

(14:46):
I'm like them, I will, I'll watch enough, Miss Rachel,
Miss Rachel for you. Yeah, you'd be her little Herbie,
her little hamp up and Herbie. Now you know. Now
I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go watch Miss Rachel videos
while we play rock and roll.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Just have a pretty hot chick there does a couple
of songs.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
I've overe know her name. She's like a Broadway Wait,
what is her name? I have to look her up
and show you. Do she have a character name?

Speaker 4 (15:06):
She like Miss Amanda or something.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Now she just shows up in a couple of songs
and dances with them. She's like her cowboy Curtis just
kind of shows yeah, her miss Yvonne just kind of
shows up and gets wacky. Boy miss Yvonne. Do you
ever watch Pee Wee's playoffs? Dude? Miss Yvonne was a
hot piece too. Anyway. Now I'm gonna go watch Miss
Rachel videos and go to the bathroom, and then I'll

(15:28):
be back after Don Henley gives you the boys a
summer on wheels, one of those six point seven.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
D Troy's wheels.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Josh, Ennis Show, Josh and James this morning. Hello, thanks
to our buddy little Steven who showed me where they
hide headphones around here. Now I have headphones that actually
work today, It's I'm blessed. I'm also limping around the
building with no shoes on, and I have an ice
pack on my foot. So if you're into foot pictures,
her feet stuff turns you on We're giving you freebies

(15:55):
on the station, actually on the Josh Enna Show Facebook, right.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
Yeah, I shared it on both pay so my mind,
the first sample is free. You gotta cash.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
We'll see what kind of reaction we get from my
feet picks with an ice pack on it, because I'm
limping around and it's the worst when you have to
limp around and you're not doing it for a show,
Like I don't want people to notice me limping, but
everyone does. And then like Kevin over at Mojo's the
nicest person every God. Yeah, they're like, knock on the door,
hey man, how you doing today? How's your foot doing.
I'm like, I don't need everybody's pity my foot. It's

(16:26):
I mean, I don't know what's wrong with my foot.
I know it's not the gout because I have the
gout too, like you and I are gout bross. We
know you know when it's gout. This isn't gout. This
is some sort of issue like in the upper part
of my foot. So now I'm walking around with an
ice pack. The only ice packs I could find a
target yesterday were the the instant instance. They last thirty seconds. Well,

(16:46):
who would get I can see why they were still there.
Who would need an ice pack that lasts for thirty seconds.
It can give you a cool breeze on your foot.
You're like, it's just dumb. So anyway, there's foot stuff
on the Josh Innis Show.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
A bit yesterday is that Kevin from the Motor Show
came in and he's asking, he's all concerned about your foot.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
And I didn't even realize you're limping around. Yeah, things
for noticing. I'm just in here with you four hours
and you didn't even notice that I had. And my
limp got noticeably worse as the day went on. When
I got home. There was a point that I couldn't
even walk. I couldn't take my dog for a walk.
And like your wife judges you when this happens, even
though she knows you're in pain, they do like little
subtle things like, oh, your footnote, so you can't walk

(17:24):
the dog now, I see, Like, I guess I'll go
walk him. Like I literally can't move. Like I'm not
lying to you. I just walked twenty thousand steps with
the dog yesterday.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Try having the gout flare up with a newborn baby. Oh,
I bet your life horrible.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Oh, I because I because there's no way Cody knows
how bad a gout flare. Bit you cannot know. Like
I think people hear the word gout and they think
it's a joke. It is not a joke. There nothing funny.
Worst pain I've ever felt. There is nothing funny about
having gout. Like at first, like when you hear it,
you think it's like some old man ailment. You make
fun of it. You're like, oh, yeah, oh no, he's

(17:58):
got the gout those crystals, Hey, old man, go get
your cane and limp around with your gout. Then once
you realize when you do some research on the gout,
is that really the gout is like the ailment of
the rich and the kings back in the day. So
like it's because people would eat shellfish and red meat
and liquors and alcohols back in the day, like the kings.

(18:19):
So the kings were the ones that would actually get
the gout. The peasants didn't get the gout because bread
and water doesn't give you gout. Shrimps and red meats
and delicious beers and wines give you the game, and
taco bell gives you the gout. It's one of the
worst defenders. Well, I know where my issue is going
from now, you know, so this is kind of where
we are. So but if people don't know what gout is,

(18:40):
they'll laugh at you and be like, oh, the gout
because it just sounds funny, like, oh, he's.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
Got the gout. Well, I don't think it sounds funny.
It sounds like the most disgusting disease you could have,
it does.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
It sounds like something that involves like pushtules and different things,
but really it is just crystals that build up. It's
like the dumb ass cousin of a kidney stone kind of.
It's a dumb ass cousin of a kidney stone. So
my dad would have kidney stones, and like, I'm like,
do it just this coming my way? Do I have
this to look forward to in life? Kidney stones?

Speaker 4 (19:09):
Is this my life?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Now? I sit around every day and just fear a
kidney stone. I sit there and I'm like, is this
the day? Is this the day I get a kidneys?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Just keep drinking that water.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Well, I drink a ton of water, so I got
that going for me. But a lot of the water
I drink also has barley and hops, so I think
it balances out. But so I was crippled yesterday by this,
just totally hobbled. But at least it's not gout, because again,
gout is the devil. There is nothing more painful, There
is nothing worse if you're Garret.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Like, I feel like our listeners have gout for.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
I don't know why call it a hunt them feel
like we got some gout ridden people out there that
listen to this show. And if you've never had it,
you don't know how terrible it is. You'll just kind
of laugh and go, it can't be that bad.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Well, you fo her so big deal.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Like when we look at women giving birth and I'm like, well,
I've had big poops before. That can't be bad, you know,
kind of like but until you've had until you have
had gout and see how debilitating.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
It is, then you don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
There's a guy I follow on Instagram and I forgot
what his accounts called, but it's some like young Asian
guy that gets gout and he posts all these videos
that I can relate to, and I'm like, you speak
to me, you speak to me, sir. He'll like walk
around and like he'll show a video of what it's
like to be at the supermarket when you have gout.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
And I'm like, yes, is he one of those like
mobile carts?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
You know, what I've learned is it's a lot harder
to score a mobile car than it used to be.
Back in the day, you could just walk into the
grocery store or Walmart and get a mobile too, like
a doctor's note. Now, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
I don't see them anymore.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I don't like I never see the little scooters in
Walmart anymore or the grocery store.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
I don't like. Guy.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Too many fat people just driving them around because they're
too fat to The fat people have ruined it for
all of us who have gout. Yeah, there's a lot
of fat people.

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double Llz, Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
The songs that ladies like to listen to while giving birth.
So we'll do that as well. But first we've got
Ozzie It's over the Mountain on Detroit's wheels all giving birth?
Oh yeah, were you in the room while Cody was
giving birth?

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yes? Both times in the room. The first baby like
he was he was coming early. He was he was
born premature, So there was like a room full of doctors.
I really was just there to hold her hand and
you know, you know, trying to make her feel comfortable.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Sounds like a.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Terrible experience that I don't I just don't desire to
be part of.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
It's a it's shocking.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Were you high during this?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
No? No, no, no no, it was got to go blaze.
Yeah no, no, no, not at all.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
But this the second baby, I was actually like, I'm
holding her legs up and like it's just me and
a nurse and her, and then the baby's almost there,
and then the doctor comes in and puts on this
rubber suit and gets ready for the baby to arrive.
But I guarantee none of the songs my wife listened
to while she was pregnant and giving birth is on
this list.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
So you didn't.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
You didn't listen to Here Comes the Sun, No she
was giving birth?

Speaker 4 (22:12):
No, no, what did she listen to?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
I prevail a date to remember, Bring me the Horizon
Bless the Fall. Yeah, asking Alexandria, Memphis Mayfire, Wow, Papa.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Roach Well, Papa Road Last Resort. Yeah, Like that's what
was on her playlist.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
You didn't get Christina Perry A thousand years No, no,
believe it or not, No, not on her playlist.

Speaker 4 (22:39):
That's in the top ten.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
There Here Comes the Sun, by the way, by the
Beatles was number one on that list. Here Comes the Sun.
And then this is number nine. This is from one
of those Twilight.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Movies, I believe.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
Oh is it.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
A friend of mine use this as their wedding song
and we're sitting there just mocking them the whole time, like,
come on, you can't use a song from Twilight as
your wedding song.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
But was it a vampire theme wedding?

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Oh? That had been cool, but no, okay, it was
just a Latino wedding, okay with Christina Perry music. Let's see.
Then we also had Landslide is number two. Look, if
I were going to give birth and I had to
pick a Fleetwood Max song.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
To give birth to, I mean Landslide has kind of
a theme, you know, the baby Slatin.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Now that's how that works. I wasn't sure.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Well, there's a lot of pushing involved and then actually
it's more of a you get the part of the
head out and they yank it out. So I was
looking for a sound effect of people giving birth because
I'm like, maybe this could be a funny bit if
I played one of these songs and then you had
giving birth sound effects, which are not as easy to
find on YouTube as you would think. No, but I

(23:46):
was in a hurry and I saw a video that
was titled this is what childbirth really sounds like, and
I think it's British, so this may be a British
lady giving birth, but I feel like we need to
hear it so, you know, we can see what it
sounds like if someone's you know, giving birth while listening
to the most popular birthing song, which is Here Comes
the Sun, the full experience there. So I have not

(24:08):
even listened to this person's birth giving yet this whole
little hopefully not, I would imagine that's how it really sounds,
if we're being fair.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
But again, I was in a hurry. I got this audio.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I just want to see or hear what it sounds
like if you're listening to the number one giving birth
song while someone's actually giving birth. So again I've not
heard this audio, so it could be terrible. I have
no idea, but I was in a hurry, and we're
a two man band here, so let's see.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
He comes us, he comes us.

Speaker 10 (24:45):
It's come on out and keep bring those next right back.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
That's what good.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Sarah.

Speaker 10 (25:04):
Try not to make any noise, darling, cracking stuff.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
A baby.

Speaker 9 (25:16):
Instead, come on, yes you can, yes you can, right,
you're all right, darling.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
So my role would have been like, you can do it.

Speaker 10 (25:34):
Good, go on, sorrow, listen to me, listen, We're gonna
have baby.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
And again, if you can, there you go. You're wondering
what it would sound like if someone actually gave birth
while listening to the number one birthing song. That's a
that's what it would say. And if they were British, yes, well.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
I mean I can see too like that being a song,
because that, to me is kind of a calm and
relaxing song that here comes the sun.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
But why not just rage, you know what I'm saying, Like,
just rage while you're doing I.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
Mean, that's what my wife was doing to her playlist.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
You know, it's each their own.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Just throwing that out and then when like that the
British nurse to talk about her bum. They tell you
that a lot. They tell you like push like you're
trying to have a huge poop. What They'll tell you
I could do that. Yeah that sounds easy. Yeah, but
maybe not the poops the size of a watermelon. Yeah,
well I've done that too.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
You got.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
I put you with a Merit badge watermelon juice, the
Merrit badge on your little like, hey, honey, calm down.
We had taco bell last night, do you know that one?
And you know what she's does to me? So this
is a this was Cody giving birth. There we go
to press. This is my last reason.

Speaker 7 (27:01):
Come on.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
Because in cub I'm bring those leggs right back.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
You got it to you. Come on, you go on,
you got it?

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Good girl?

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Sor try not to make any noise. Everything to watch
them darling nice, okay, great, okay? Instead before.

Speaker 9 (27:32):
Small you do, yes, you can rightly.

Speaker 10 (27:45):
Your arms behind your legs and give you some welly
good girl, true sorrow. Listen to me, listen, I think,
and if you can, there you go.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
So that's what it sounded like when your wife listen
to Papa Roach while giving birth very different experience. Some
people listen to Landslide while giving birth. This is for you, daddy,
and then some people listen to people listen to Papa Road,
Thanks you, sweetie.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
So there you go. Remember pushing like you're trying to
get out a huge poop.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Songs on this list though, Let's see Yellow by Cold Play,
Your Song by Elton john All of Me by John
Legend that gets eliminated because of its association with Chrissy Teagan,
Sunrise by Norah Jones, Better Together Jack Johnson, Oceanized Billie Eilish,

(28:52):
A Thousand Years by Christina Perry, and Dreams by Fleetwood
Mac two Fleetwood Max songs.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
I guess people like giving birth to Fleetwood Man.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
The number one berthing song, the number the number one
band for the labor. We wouldn't yep. I listened to
Everywhere when I poop, so I also listened to slid Back.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
I'm ever.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
So anyway, wellcome in, everybody, I have to do sports.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
I have to do that.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
We talk about the Pistons last night, the Red Wings,
all that, so all that coming up, but right now
you've got stp We are Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
I'm big early I mean, the first quarter was a.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Nightmare for them. Going back to the first quarter, there's
a point where I'm like, these guys are gonna get
blown out. And I think they were down fifteen at
one point in the first quarter. I think they got
down by somewhere in the twenties as well. Last night.
If you go to the second quarter, let's see, they
got down about as much as uh yeah, about twenty wow,

(29:52):
about nineteen twenty, twenty one to twenty one, whatever it takes.
I mean, they got down, but then they bounced back,
had a great second half, great fourth quarter, but came
up short.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
One point fifteen.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
One to eleven was the score in Chicago as the
Bulls win that one. Kate Cunningham twenty three points, seven rebounds,
ten assists in that one.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Not to be outdone though.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Nicola Vucevich had a actually not a triple double, I'd
take that bag, but he had twenty eight and fourteen
did Busovich for the Bulls. And so the Pistons fall to.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
One or no.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Hockey wise, the run is over. We are no longer
on a win street. The Red Wings fall four to
two in Buffalo last night. Get your booze ready. That's
what I was your booze.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
Ready.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I'm mad at myself because I didn't look at the
betting line yesterday before I did this on the air,
because I'm like, oh, the the Sabers suck, Here come
the Red Wings. But then I looked at the betting
line for the game before it started, and the Sabers
were like favored. I'm like, what is going on? It
was pretty close to even money, and I'm like, oh, oh,
I guess I was wrong, and I was. I gotta
pay more attention to the hockey line. The gambling app

(30:58):
knew was something you didn't know obviously, because the Savers
won that one four to two. So the Red Wings
fall to five and two now on the year, in
the five game winning streak is over. So next time
they are at home, which will be the twenty fifth,
So Saturday, booth them and then they'll go on another
five game winnings. Yeah, I think that's how it works.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Hey, if that's how it works, now, I'll boo them
every time if you get five more wins.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
So they play the Islanders tonight, So they are in
there on Long Island.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Is how you would say that they are on Long.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Although Do the Islanders actually play in Long Island or
do they play in New York? Now in Brooklyn all
do the Islanders play because they used to play on
Long Island. I don't know if they're building a new
arena or what. Where is this arena? Ubs arena? It's
in Elmont, New York. Okay, So it's in Okay, So
it's just outside of New York because I think the

(31:50):
Islanders may have played in was it the Barclays Center
for a little bit. Yeah, so they did that and
then I think they've moved now because they've built this
new arena, but they were playing in the Nassau Coliseum
forever and then I guess they've just recently opened this.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Back in twenty twenty one.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Look, I don't follow Islanders hockey all that much. Okay,
I'm not paid to follow what's going on with the
New York Islanders. You're not shut it, thank you. But anyway,
that is sports. I am Josh, he is James. So
here's what we got coming up today. We still have
to get you into the Toolbox party.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Which coolbox party.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
We're gonna get you in at eight twenty five and
nine twenty five, and I do have tickets to see
Shine Down. They're gonna be at jingle Ball December ninth. Look,
I got tickets to see shining I could hook you
up with tickets to see shine Down, but I'm not
just gonna give them to you. It's not gonna be
hey call or ten like, Hey, you call up you like?
I just thought these are I'm holding on to these.
These are just for if someone calls and says something funny,

(32:49):
somebody calls and is interesting, somebody wants to have a conversation.

Speaker 4 (32:52):
We enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
I'll say, hey, you want some shine Down tickets, and
he'll say yes, and I'll give.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Them to you. You have to earn the tickets, but.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I'm not just gonna say, hey, go ten shown tickets.
These are like there too. These are bribery tickets. I'm
bribing you to have a conversation with us on the air.
And it actually worked pretty well yesterday because I gave
away two or three pairs of these tickets just to
people that wanted to talk. So if you're somebody that
likes to talk, wants to tell me about your life,
have at it.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
You might get Shined Down tickets. You need. Uncle Josh
here to give your son some advice on career. I
can do it. I can do that.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I'd be glad to do it. Give you some advice
on some love exactly.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
I can do all that.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
So make sure you get in on the phones. That
phone numbers eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven. But I'm not just gonna give this stuff
to you. I'm not that benevolent today. So but amuse us.
Talk with us, converse with us all that. Also, what
do we have coming up? I enjoy this one. A
third of people think they can beat a horror movie villain.
Oh come on, well, look I'm kind of in camp

(33:48):
with those people. I'll explain that. And you can't shoot
tobacco anymore. At sporting events you have the ballplayers and
the people in the stands can't pop their zinnies anymore.
Cash gonna get into that. We had a lot of
stuff to get into.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
We are loaded. It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
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WLLZ Rocks Lata six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Josh, Ennis Show,
Josh and James this Morning. According to a survey, one
third of people think they can beat a horror movie villain.
Come on, let's see if you think you can survive
a horror movie. A third of people do, while forty
two percent admit they'd probably be killed off.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
They'd be the first to get killed off.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Fourteen percent predict they would outsmart the villain with logic
and reason, and thirteen percent say.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
They'd run and never look back.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Nearly half, which is forty eight percent, think the most
important rule to surviving the slasher film is to never
split up. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
I think these guys may be a touch delusional. Have
you seen Jason Voreh? Have I think I could beat him?

Speaker 3 (35:00):
You do, and I'll tell you why I can beat
him Because he's slow and lumbering like that when I
watch ja Here's why I hate Jason because every human
on the planet is faster than Jason.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
We could be faster. Doesn't mean you're gonna beat him.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Look, but it's not about defeating the villain. It's just
about surviving, right. This is Well says they can beat
a horror movie Villain Survival is beating him right to me, like,
beating him is like you're the one, You're the one
taking him down, you put him in the grave. But
it's an unfair thing because these guys never actually go
to the grave, because a year later they're in another movie,
particularly Jason, where every seven months there was a new

(35:32):
Jason movie. Know, man, I don't think you're taking Jason.
He's been to space. Look, I'm taking Jason. Freddy Freddy.
I don't think I can take because Freddy's smart, he's
very wiry, so I think like physically and by the way,
he's a pedophile. They're the lowest of the low. Okay,
these are the biggest bitches on the planet are pedophile.
So I think I could probably take him. Okay, but no,

(35:54):
I think, see, okay, what about Chucky. Tell me you
watched Chuck. Yeah, I was gonna say Chucky. I could
take Chucky. But I watch adults get taken out by Chucky.
I'm like, what the hell are you morons doing. I
think I could take Chucky. You do it.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
I could take that puppet from the what is it? Saw?
Who couldn't. But why couldn't you take Jigsaw?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Like, I mean, even Jigsaw you could take, but certainly
the bit that trick or treat little guy is his name, Sam,
I could take a leprecha. That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Man, Like you see these how do you take that?

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Seriously? Like when you watch movies when you were a
kid and you're like, oh god, it's chucky, And then
there's an adult you watch that and you're like, hey,
why don't you just drop kick the damn doll, kick
him up and put him in a toy chest and
leave him there forever, like this isn't hard. But like
the big dogs like Jason Michael Myers, Myers too, see

(36:43):
Michael Myers is the best horror movie, the most realistic
horror movie villain ever, at least in the first one.
Once it starts getting to the second and he shot
him six times and then he comes back from the dead,
then it's over. But in the first one where he's
just an escaped wacko, that's realistic and pretty good. Once
he becomes you know, some who's just like immortal, then
like it's dumb, like the latest one where he has

(37:04):
like kung fu skills, yes, yes, fighting, but if you
give me Michael Myers just to straight up escaping from
the facility looking for his sister whatever in the First Halloween.
That's good and scary right now. My favorite horror movie
character of all time is Freddy, particularly Nightmare on Elm
Street three on Freddy, where he's just a wise cracker

(37:25):
and says crazy things.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
That's my favorite.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
My least favorite is Jason, because Jason is a stupid, big, dumb,
brooding dude with a matched day and like the fact
that these people can't outrun this guy who is walking
the whole time.

Speaker 4 (37:39):
He doesn't run.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
There's never a point where Jason's like, holl I'm gonna
sprint to catch up. He literally is saying, just outrun me.
And then that's why I think I can take Jason.
I think I can take Jason on that one. See,
I get I misread the survey. I took it as
like you'd have to actually like physically beat them. Maybe
maybe it's open to interpretation. Yeah, absolutely, I mean everything is.
But I mean the headline reads a third of people

(38:01):
think they can beat a horror movie villain.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Now if they're like, if it's just running away, yes,
because I'll be one of the first people to run away,
I'll see that aschetty.

Speaker 4 (38:08):
But he's out.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
I'm out with the la As long as you run, camp.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Is over for Jamesie.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Boy, guys, listen, I'm done. I'm done in the canoes,
I'm done all of this. I'm just out.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
But like, that's the thing though, is if you just.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Run from a guy who just walks, then like the
you should be able to defeat him. But now if
I'm like, you know, dropping a deuce and the outhouse
and all of a sudden you know he's there and
he busts down the door, I'm cheating. He cheats. The
Jason cheats too much, like you're laying in like a
camp bunk and then all of a sudden ma Chetti
comes up through this rule that's cheating.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Way he cheats.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
So that's unfair. If we're just going mono and mono
and I see him and I have a chance to run,
everybody should be able to outrun Jason because he doesn't run.
He's like eight feet tall, four hundred pounds. Just jog
and you should survive. Now, what if it's like a
back match, Oh, just like he's gonna good. No, I
think he beat you in a boxing match because he's
got a good reach. His reach is strong. Like if

(39:06):
you just like just lined up against Michael Myers or
Michael Myers, you may be able to beat in a
boxing match. He's more human sized, but like Michael Myers
is human versus Jason, who's more just like a big, brooding, halting,
oversized human like Andre the Giant or something. He may
be able to beat you, although in the ring you
might be able to.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Wear him down with your speed.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Oh yeah yeah, move like a butterfly, thing like a
His reach is unreal, but like I want to see
what he can do without a machete.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Like, look, I'm gonna I'm gonna challenge you, Jason to
throw hands Okay, so I want hands on. I want
a hand on combat.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
No weapons, just fisticuffs.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, because if you if you just gave me a
chance to go fisticuffs with Jason, I think I could
take Jason.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
I want to see. I'm paying for this pay per view.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
I want to say I think I could do that.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Take my money.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Also sign up for whatever app I need to see
Josh Jason, Jason. We've downloaded and bought Dason today to
watch Josh versus Jason in a boxing match, But I do.
I think I could beat these guys. How many rounds
you think it'll take you?

Speaker 6 (40:03):
One?

Speaker 4 (40:05):
One round knockout.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Huh. The scariest horror movie villain of all time, according
to this list, is Freddy Krueger.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
I mean, I kind of agree with that. He messes
with your dreams and stuff, so you don't really know
what's reality what's not. Hannibal Lecter is number two.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
If you consider him a horror movie character, it's more
of a psychological thriller. Penny Wise the original one, Yes,
I really hate the remake and these lengthy ass remakes
of it. I hate them. Michael Myers is number four,
Chucky is number five. That's stupid. Jig Saw his number six.
That's okay, leather Face. I think Texas Chainsaw mask for
the original is one of the most overrated movies in

(40:39):
the history of all time. Zombies from Sean of the
Dead and Jason is number ten on the list. And
I think Jason's the worst. He says nothing, he's uninteresting,
he's lumbering. He's the worst. So and I think I
could take him. I understand that some of you may disagree,
and that's fine. But if the object is just to survive,
if survival is the key here, Like how do all

(40:59):
those people not so five the wackos in the Texas
Chainsaw Masker House. They're all like people in wheelchairs and
morbidly obese people, and like, how do you not just
run out of the house.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
I don't know. Maybe I'm looking for too much logic here.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Logic that I'm looking for.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
All Right, it's the Josh Ennis Show. We got to
talk about smokeless tobacco of being banned at the Sporting
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So that's something that you might find interesting. You and
your marijuana cigarettes and how the smoke can bother your
next door neighbor.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
We're going get into that. Yeah, I'm sure you have.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Thought your life here. Here's limelight.

Speaker 4 (41:36):
We are Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
You know, there's been a lot of positive commentary on
the Josh Ennis Show page, and I've seen some people
on your Facebook that have been very complimentary as well. Yeah,
the show very nice people. If you don't follow the
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Speaker 4 (41:53):
Trying to brag or anything. Yeah, we're getting up there,
but we're getting up there.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
If you want to check it out, just search for
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As we're trying to get to a thousand there. But
a lot of positive commentary from people. Yeah for once
the internet saying nice things. It's very rare that that happens.
But I mean people are just dropping something like you know.
What's uplifting is when people reference stuff you actually did
on a show, yeah, instead of just like, hey, you

(42:18):
know what, the show sounds good. A lot of people
that are commenting on here really enjoyed the Ozzie time
after time thing, and I was like, thank you. I
appreciate that somebody got it. Casey didn't get it. Casey
was not happy about that, but the listeners seem to
enjoy it and dig and thought it was funny. And
I appreciate that, and I appreciate all of you guys.
So if you don't follow the Facebook page yet, you should,

(42:40):
and you should follow us on Instagram as well. And again,
a lot of positive commentary, which is you don't see
that very often on social media, but they are following
and they are commenting, and they are sending messages and
it is wonderful and you guys are great. So we
truly appreciate you as we're trying to build something here,
and as we've talked about, this is something that we're

(43:00):
trying to build really from the ground up. You know,
this is a completely new thing. So I was on
the station for a year, maybe a little less than
a year, well back from some point in two thousand
and one to some point in two thousand and two,
Oh no, sorry, and some point in two thousand and
two to some point in two thousand and three. Twenty

(43:21):
what did I say, two thousand and three, Yeah, so
twenty twenty.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Two, or you weren't on the station right after I
graduated high.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I was not, But it was twenty twenty two to
twenty twenty three somewhere and there. It may have been
less than a year, but I was in Nashville doing
a morning show there and then Casey called and he's like, Hey,
I like your show and maybe you could do one
for here.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
And I was like, okay, fine, you know, and I.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Did it, and apparently it was doing very well, relatively speaking.
I mean, it wasn't in twentieth place. That's how I
gauge if it was successful. Is it in twentieth place? No,
it wasn't great. We're killing it and it was doing
very well. And then I made a life decision that
seemed like a really good idea the time, and it
turned out it was a dreadful, dreadful decision because I

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was doing very well in Nashville, and I was doing
well here, and I was also on in Memphis, although
that station barely exists anymore, so I probably wouldn't be
on that one anymore.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
But we were doing well, had.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Good numbers in national, things were going well, you know,
and then I got a call from a place in
Saint Louis, this legendary rock radio station called Casey ninety five,
like the Riff of Saint Louis, but they don't play
currents anymore. They've converted to a full on classic rock
station all that. And you know, my dad used to
dream of working at that radio station. So I was like,
I got to take this job, chase the dream. And

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the base pay was like three times what my base
pay was here, so I'm like, I'm in let's go.
And then I got there and almost instantly realized that
was a really bad decision. And then they fired me
in like fifteen months where they laid me off technically,
but and then I got whacked there and then I
was out of a job for a year, like I'm
just kind of bouncing around. I got paid for six

(44:55):
months to not work. I'm like one of these college coaches,
you know. So I got paid for six months to
not work, and I kept looking for jobs and nobody
was calling. And when I would call people, they'd say,
I will call you back, and then they wouldn't call.
So at one point I saw a job opening down
in Houston, and I did a lot of LinkedIn digging,
and I saw that mister Tony Travado, who is the

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big programming boss in this building here. Mojo talk about
him all the time, and.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
He's a nice thing to say about our show yesterday
to me.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Oh, well I will I will get those from you
off the air and then I will go to the bathroom.
But so Tony, I reached out to him and I
was like, Hey, could you tell these people at this
Houston job, because I think you know them that I'd
be good for their show, and he goes, okay, fine,
So I said, hey, do you have any openings anywhere
in iHeart right, and he goes and in fact, we might,

(45:42):
let's talk. And then within a couple of weeks I'm
here talking to people and all that, and then I
wait months and months and months, and then eventually we
get something done and I'm back here and I'm glad
to be here very much so. But it is funny,
and it's the same kind of way things work. Whenever
you have a girlfriend, that's when all the other girls
start to find you. Like the second you get a girlfriend,
every girl that ignores you's like, so, hey, what's the

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deal you're coming over? I'm like, no, I got a
lady now. So now I get a job here. And
for a year, mind you, nobody would call. I couldn't
get calls back from people. I couldn't get return emails.
People did not give me the time of day. Now
I got a job, and like I'm getting phone calls
from people like, hey, you want to come work with us.
I'm like, no, I don't done here. I'm working with
James now. It is because that's how it goes. You'll

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be getting calls from David Chuck Soon.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Well, I haven't been getting calls from those guys, but
I have gotten a call from another local station.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Really.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Yeah, this is right before I started with you guys,
like the same week I started about to see.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
The second things start going well for you is when
everybody wants to pry you away from that gig. It's
how it works, man. I don't know what to tell you.
It's a bizarre thing.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
I was like, I'm sorry, I got that love for
morning radio. I can't come do you your weekend feelings.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
I cannot do that. I'm gonna look, I'm not gonna
do that, so thank you. But that's just it's how
it works. And people know this. When you have a
girlfriend or vice versa. If youre's some chick and you'd like,
the second you get a boyfriend, that's when all the
dudes start finding you hot.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
I mean, so when I started dating my wife, the
girls were.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Texting I'll tell you that, and I was like, oh no,
do I want to messlings up with my wife or
you know that girl at the time.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, that's how it works, man, That's always how it works.
It's fascinating, But all right, we got a lot of
stuff to get into. Still, we got the smokeless tobacco
story to get into. Smokeless tobacco close my mind banned
at the sporting events here in Detroit, so we got
that coming up. We got I mean, I got so
much cockroach stories and flame throwers and cockroaches and sounds

(47:32):
like a party. It really does. I think that's what
our next thing should do. Next year's Toolbox party. We
should just have a flamethrower and take out cockroaches and robots.
Suzanne Summers. I mean, we're loaded with stuff to do.
Today's sports. We got to get into pistons started last night.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Well Box party invites coming up in about what thirty minute?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yeah, so we are loaded.

Speaker 8 (47:49):
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Speaker 3 (48:12):
Six point seven Detroit's Wheels that is live and all
over you. It's Josh and James The Josh Ennis Show. Hello,
So if you're someone that's into your nicotine or your
tobacco or your your Zennies. People love their Zennies, they do.
You cannot have those at Camerica Park, Ford Field or
Little Caesars Arena anymore. You can't do it. Wow, So

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what this?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Here's the thing though, to me, it's wild that the
players can't do it.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Like baseball player's been chewing tobacco for one hundred years,
I would also get hundreds of years. I would also
guess that most of these baseball players probably aren't doing
it anymore, because this isn't nineteen seventy five, and this
isn't Al Raboski with a giant chawl in or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Does he some players? Ahead?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Does they do?

Speaker 4 (48:58):
But I don't think it's nearly as many.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Like I think there was a time, Like when I
was growing up, you just always assume that's what you
did when you played baseball. I mean, dude, big league
chew is gum young kids to chew tobacco right, Like
it's wild. But this doesn't really.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Bother me all that much. Now.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I'm a big believer in like people's freedoms and stuff,
But you can't sit at a baseball game and smoke
a cigarette or a dube, right, So so I mean, like,
how do we determine what's good and what's bad or
what's acceptable and what is it? Look, I don't like
the smell of pot smoke or cigarette smoke. I think
it's pretty gross. However, I find watching somebody's spit brown
liquid into a bottle to be even more disgusting.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
So I agree with that.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
But I feel like, you know, not smoking cigarettes and
not smoking pot like that is a direct like like
a nuisance to the people.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
Around It's a health issue for the people around you.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Absolutely yeah, But popping a little nicotine pouch in your
mouth or whatever, I don't see what the harm is
to anybody around you.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
And I agree with that. You know, it's one of
those things that says I don't do it. I'm not
as passionate about it, like if I were someone that
was a nicotine Like back to the porn thing the
other day, I enjoy the hub. Therefore, like I'm angry, like,
what do you mean we can't have eroticad in Michigan.
I'm going to the state Capitol that's how we all are.
If it's something we're passionate about, we're gonna be fighting

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for it. So if people can't have a nicotine, poucher
as zen or whatever, like sorry, I guess like I
it's weird though too, because I am about freedoms for people.
You know, I want people to be able to do stuff.
And if it's not truly bothering people around you, then
who cares. But I do get disturbed when I see
somebody with a bottle and yeah it's discussing, but it's

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something being disgusting, reason enough to ban it. Now you're
of the belief this is just a money grow.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Yeah, this is the city of ever trying to get cash.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
You know how many people are are going to ignore
this ban and still bring them in, still get caught
dollars fine and then eventually get caught again and get
the five hundred doll a fine and whatever that is.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
You know.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Yeah, as you said, there's a first offense as a
one hundred dollars penalty. Second, in any addition, if you're
a repeato fender, that will be a five hundred dollars fine,
And then I would assume that that money just goes
to city, I would imagine. So look, I just I
since I find it to be gross, I'm not as
passionately out there going this is an outrage, But generally speaking,

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I am against a lot of people's freedoms being taken away.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Uh that's just how I operate, because I think it's dumb.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Like I'm off. I fight for people's opportunities to do
whatever it is they want. I'm one of these people,
like I don't believe guns kill people. I believe stupid
people kill people. And by the way, I don't have guns,
and I don't like guns. I've shot. I took a
class and I'm using guns as an example, but like
I took a class in Nashville and learned how to
shoot guns.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
I don't have anything. I don't want to have any guns.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I shot like a World War II military weapon at
this point. God, it was the coolest thing ever. And
like you couldn't even tell you were shooting anything, like
you just go and I'm like, WHOA. So those are
things that I find interesting that I would fight for. Like,
I'm not someone who believes when people say guns are terrible,
I'm like not, really, people stab people too, so like,
I mean what but like in these instances, since I

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don't use tobacco or zens or anything like that, I'm like,
I don't care. Also, can you not not use zen's
for two and a half hours at a basketball game?

Speaker 12 (52:16):
Like?

Speaker 3 (52:16):
Do you must you have it?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
I think that's something some people that used to enjoy
the sporting event, you know, like if you're at home,
you can spoke a cigarette or whatever.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Reversed course, because I just thought of something. You consider
the basketball game or a baseball game or a baseball
game and have ten beers and no one cares. That's
a vice. I guarantee you people that go to baseball
games or addicted to alcohol game applied with alcohol at
a baseball game. So if you can have alcohol at
a baseball game and it's not a big deal, or
alcohol at a basketball game and then you just keep

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pounding beers there, that's not hurting anybody with you sitting
there drinking beer. How is it hurting anybody with you
having a zen it? You know what I have? Reverse course,
the alcohol argument has changed my opinion.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Maybe let's change it to where now you can go
to the concessions, you can buy Zinni's right there, Venu.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Well they're getting theirs, then you see that's the key.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
So and no, I'm with this. I can see why
you can't smoke in a venue. I get that secondhand
smoke all that, that's fine, and I get not smoking
pot or whatever. I get faith for another big thing too.
So but you know what if I can sit in
a ballpark and I can drink beer, all right, so
I can sit in there and drink beers, mixed drinks, cocktails, whatever,
then you should be able to have your z in.

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How do you determine which vice is okay and which
vices agree?

Speaker 4 (53:26):
I'm I'm with you on that too, So screw that.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
You know it's in people.

Speaker 4 (53:29):
I reverse course. I'm on your side now.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
I'm pro zinny guy and the guy that's got the
big skull ring in the back jane of his pants,
pocket of his pants. I'm on your side. You want
to try one, No, God, no, that's terrible. But I'm
on your There's a lot of things I don't want
to try, Like I don't want to bone some dude.
But I don't care if you're gay, you know, if
you want to get in eight seven seven nine eight eight,
one oh six seven. That's like the great the craziest

(53:54):
conspiracy string on the board. Like, okay, no z In's
here in the in the home sexual activities with other men.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
You're applying your morality.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
It's not protecting anybody.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Thank you, sir. I appreciate you.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
A dangerous person.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
Thank you. All right, if you want to get in
eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven,
you can also text text the word Josh in your
message to five one eight eight one. So tell me this,
how do you feel about this band? Because now, because
I'm a big anti government guy anyway, like I hate
the government. That's just how I operate taxes, taxation is fast.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
I'm one of those people.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
And now that I've thought about it, I'm actually on
your side Zinnys and tobacco people.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
He's a zinny man.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
I'm a zinny man. I don't even like it.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
It's nasty, but I'm on your side.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Let's talk about it. One O six point seven, Detroit Wheels,
Josh and Is show Josh and James.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
So no Tobacci.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
You already couldn't do the wacky Tobacci at the ball games,
but now in downtown, at Camerica Park, at the LCA,
at Ford Field, there's no tobacco, no Zennies, no long
none of it. And I want to get your thoughts
on this again. At first, I was like, I don't
really care that it's banned because it doesn't impact my life.
But then I thought, well, what if they banned booze at.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
The ball game?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
That would impact my life.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
That's next.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
They'll never do that. There's too much money in it
for him. As you said, if they were to sell
tobacco at the game, Like if there were a vending
machine where you're like, all right, B twelve gets me
a Zennies that I think you'd be in. I think
you're right. Let's go to the phones. Hello Wheels. Yeah, yeah,
what you got brother? Considering that you said the chew,
I'm gonna guess that you like the chew.

Speaker 11 (55:32):
Oh yeah for sure. Hey, there's nothing better putting in
a big pencil on cut and watching a ball game.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Now you one of those guys that spits it into
a bottle?

Speaker 11 (55:41):
Yeah, or wherever on the floor.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Like again, all I'm gonna say is I think that's nasty,
but you're right to do it.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
I'm with you. Like the more I thought about it.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
If I can go to a baseball game and I
can pound ten bush lights, why can't you sit there
and do something that, in theory is bothering nobody or
harming nobody.

Speaker 13 (56:00):
Yeah, I mean I can see the point on the.

Speaker 11 (56:03):
Cigarette smoke and stuff that affects other people. But you know,
just just leave me and my chew alone.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
I'm with you, brother, So are you? You're like straight
up old school tobacco. How do you feel about the zins?

Speaker 11 (56:15):
Yeah? Those are doing a pinch, you know. I mean
I have those two, but I'd rather have the long cut.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
See, I talk with people who do the old school
type of tobacco that think people who zen are bitches.

Speaker 11 (56:28):
I mean, there's an argument for that.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
But.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Thank you brother.

Speaker 11 (56:36):
Look look at that said that that score ring in
the back of a guy's pants, that's a sign of
a man right there.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Hey, look, I agree the Marlborough man. That's a man.
You know, who's not a man? The guy that's got
a zin ring in his back pocket? I guess one
o six point seven Detroit's wheels. I like the juxtaposition,
if you know, like that, And then we just go
into like, I don't know, we're gonna go to this

(57:04):
Like it's like have a nice transition from down with
the sickness disturbed into you know, Kenny j plalm you
down after all that aggression. It's like you get Kenny,
You got that right anyway, So so Josh had a show.
It's Josh and James this morning. We'll get you into
Toolbox party here in just a few minutes, So make
sure you get on the horns here because we want
to get you in to the big event on November eighth,

(57:27):
our big party with twenty thousand dollars in prizes.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
It's actually over.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Twenty thousand dollars in prizes now and you're gonna want
to be there. But let me see what's cooking on
the phones right now. Hello, wheels, Hey, good morning, Hey,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (57:39):
What man?

Speaker 14 (57:42):
You know I'm calling I'm done to get some sign
down tickets, man, But.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
What the hell's going on?

Speaker 14 (57:47):
Tell me something, man, I'm sitting at work in the
parking lot like usual, hearing about you guys and what
you guys got going on, and I'm trying to see
what that mean.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Man, Well, what's going on with you?

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Well?

Speaker 14 (58:02):
I got this blue fired up right now, That's what
I thought he was doing. Yeah, I'm a mechanic.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Is like, so is it? Uh when you when you
say you got your blunt? So does that just kind
of level you out for the day or or does
that like.

Speaker 13 (58:18):
It's not a blunt's joint?

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Sorry, my bad. I apologize. But when you got your joint,
does it like level you out? Or do you like
get high and go to work?

Speaker 12 (58:28):
No?

Speaker 13 (58:28):
Man, I just take my face feel fuzzy.

Speaker 14 (58:31):
I just you know, I feel good around these guys
that are you know, they're.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
All idiots man, So these aren't your buddies?

Speaker 4 (58:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
No it uh man, it sounds like you hate these people.

Speaker 7 (58:45):
Guys. Got man?

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I mean we're having a conversation with you about all
these people you hate.

Speaker 13 (58:49):
Oh my goodness, I love you guys.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Well, I love you and I appreciate that. But so then,
how did you end up working with these people that
you hate?

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (58:59):
I I wanted to make some real money.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Man, So you just put up with these people? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (59:06):
Yeah, no matter what, I got a mate.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
No, I got you, man, I feel you.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
I just got Well.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Before this gets any darker, do you want to go
see shine down? Man of me. Are you cool with that? Hey?

Speaker 14 (59:20):
I listen to you guys every day, man, and thank
you because you guys are the best and I love it.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Hey, we love you, brother, We appreciate him.

Speaker 14 (59:29):
I just plenage your no man and you guys and
nobody else is like that, and hell yeah, he's going.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Man, Well, thank you. I think that's a very kind
thing to say about somebody, very like.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
I think it is a compliment.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Look, I think that should be put into a promo
as we get you ready for the big Toolbox Party
uh giveaway here.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
It's like the Josh Inn Show.

Speaker 13 (59:53):
I just plenage your no man, and you guys are.

Speaker 14 (59:57):
And nobody else is like that, and hell yeah, keep
going man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I will make my heart well with that comment. All right,
Toolbox Party come out. Oh yeah, twenty thousand dollars and prizes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
More than twenty thousand dollars in prizes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Yeah, we got to be pushing twenty five thirty k
where prize is here thanks to Beabi's Liquor and Fine Wine,
Dean Seller Sport in the Troy Motor Mall, and Detroit
Diamond Drilling. Baby fight bad. So if you want to
get in, get in right now on the phone eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven. Boy,
some of these prizes are bonkers, though. Man, we're talking.

(01:00:42):
Every time I see that TV when you walk in
and mccond would love to see that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
On the wall in my house.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
It's not gonna be there, though, friends, I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:48):
Know, I do.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
You know what's sad about that is that TV is
probably bigger than my house. Wow, like wow, I do
not believe there'd be room on the wall in my
house for that television. Anywhere you can give you that big,
you make room. I swear I couldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
There's no it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
I'd go on the ceiling. That's the only chance I'd have.
You have to go on the back wall outside, put a.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Little onion up and then you'll be good to go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
So there's that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
There's the the e bike, there's the PlayStation five. There's
a smoker, an electric smoker, snow blower, snow blower, I
mean anything you can imagine that A dude would like
to shind. Lions merch, pistons merch. They of course lost
last night and they're opener to the bulls. They're on
pace for eighty two losses. Here's worth of oil changes

(01:01:35):
that kicks ass man. All right, let's see here. Let
me get the phones ring in here and see what
we got. Let's see here, wheels. Hello, who's this Steve? Steve?
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
Brother?

Speaker 11 (01:01:48):
Not much?

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
Man, not much?

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
You a big listener of the radio station, A.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
Huge listener of the radio station.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
What do you like about the radio station?

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Steve?

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Please flatter us for a moment, make us feel good.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
Well, I'm gonna tell you, because you guys really rock.
You played good classic, real good classic rock. Not stuff
from the nineteen sixties, should I say, but from good
eighties mettal and some really good rock. I really love
your station.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Well, do you like the.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
Morning show on the station?

Speaker 6 (01:02:20):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:02:20):
Actually I just started listening to it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:22):
I just realized about two weeks ago that that you
guys had a morning because I used to listen to
sports radio in the morning. So actually I just started listening.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Yeah, I wouldn't listen to sports radio. It's a bunch
of nerds and stuff. We still talk about sports on here,
but in a less nerdy way, Like here's the way
I would label it, Steve. We do sports radio for
people who've lost their virginity.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
That's how I would label it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
All right, well, Steve, you're going to the Toolbox party. Brother.
Congratulations get awesome. Yes it is, brother, So here's what
we're gonna do. I'm gonna put you on hold and
get your info. But you and two buddies are gonna
be going to the Toolbox parties. And that's how we
do it these parts. We love our listeners and we're
very susceptible to flattery, soank to step for being a
new listener.

Speaker 4 (01:03:05):
We can be had. So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
All right, nine twenty five, we'll have another opportunity to
get into the Toolbox party, and also, I guess nine
oh five a chance to win one thousand bucks. We
are loaded with stuff for you to do and listen to.
I got a bunch of stories I haven't even gotten
to today. We got to talk about the robot Suzanne Summers.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
Oh wow. I mean, we got a bunch of stuff
to get into.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
So stay there, like it or not.

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
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inn A Show. It is Josh and James Today. Good
morning friends. Hello, Hello, I am glad that you guys
are there. This is a fun headline here. Shady doctor
arrested for penis enlargement surgeries in Toyota Corolla. Oh wow,

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they can do those in the side out of Toyota Corolla.
Now yeah, Like usually you need the space of like
you know, like a mini van to do these kind
of things. But no, apparently you can do penis enlargement
surgeries in a Toyota Corolla.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I mean this guy must be good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Ah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
Yes, Now this is in Thailand.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
This is in Bangkok, Thailand, which is kind of fitting,
I guess if you think about it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
But it is in.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Bangkok, Thailand. All right, let's see here. His name is
Pataya Mulin, also known as chang Ye Modifi. He's been
arrested after police learned he was providing on the go
penile enhancement.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Procedures in his car. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
The unlicensed surgeon had been advertising his services on social
media and was found with a bevy of pearls, anesthetics,
surgical blades, needles, and other equipment at the time of
his arrest. How about that. Wow, so he's putting those
those pearls in like you can get in prison.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
So here's the thing. I don't think this guy should
be arrested. No, because I think people who are dumb enough, Like,
let's assume you don't even know that you're going to
a Toyota Corolla to get your penis enlargement surgery. Okay, fine,
where's the address to your medical office? It varies, it's
where it's actually your house. I don't believe it, hope,

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really do you do it in my house?

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Not exactly, but see if someone's dumb enough to go
through with it, I think that this person should be
off the hook. Like it's how I feel about scammers
if somebody falls like you know how I feel about
people who get scammed by fixed celebrities. It's one thing
to get scammed by someone pretending to be your bank
or something. It's another thing to pretend to be you know,
Joe Elliott from def Leppard and say you're in love

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with some woman and that you need money to pay
your bills and she sends you the money. Really, she
should be the one in jail, because that woman is
actually a danger to society because she's stupid. This person's
not stupid. He's pretty smart. He's probably blown away by
the idea that someone was dumb enough to go through
with it, Like when someone called him and was like,
su're all get a penile surgery. It is really okay.

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Look just look for a Toyota Corolla and then he's
instantly going on YouTube penile surgery. Let me see what
I can do. I think I can do this. Yeah,
it's easy to do this. That's I learned how to
change my car battery this way, so this can't be
that hard.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Slice and dice, then you put the pearl under there.
There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Okay, I think we got it good. But that's how
I feel about all people who get scammed and everything else. Like,
if you're dumb enough to get scammed by something like this,
First of all, your punishment is that your penis is
probably just mangled, much like that penis that got tackled
in Alabama yesterday. Second of all, you you should be

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in jail. I think the world would be a better
place if fewer people who got a car based penile
surgery is done. If they were putting a home, maybe
not even jail, maybe a home. Put them in some
sort of home and be like, okay, that's in the
You're going to a home. Now you just live in
a whole house, which is dude with mangled wieners. Well,
it's a mangled that's one of the wings of the house.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
But then there's another wing of the house where there's
like horny ladies who got hoaxed by you know, hoodwinked
by some guy who claimed to be victor for.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
The young and the restless, you know, and said they
were in love and that the basement's got like all
the ladies fooled into those Brazilian butt lifts, all.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
All that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
They live in one that's a compound. You know. There's
varying houses in the compound and rooms in the various houses.

Speaker 4 (01:07:28):
This sounds like an amazing reality TV show.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
It would be see anybody's watching these dating shows and stuff.
I want to watch the reality show of the person
who got his penis mangled by a guy in a
Toyota Corolla voluntarily. Yeah, and he actually paid for it. Yeah,
so that's the thing. But I kind of think word
like Toyota Corolla, you just sprawl them out in the
back seat. I have you ever tried to like bone

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in a Toyota Corolla. I can barely sit in Toyota
Corolla to dry. I know. That's what I'm saying. This
has to be a similar thing, because like you might
have to lay down in the Toyota Corolla where I
guess the guy sits in the passenger seat and my
man just kind of comes over there and does some work,
like you're getting a handhab from a hooker, sort of
like that, but the woman's hands are made of razorblade.

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It's actually like you're getting a hand job from Freddy KREDI. Yeah,
that's a nightmare on that. Yes, absolutely, it's a nightmare.
And whatever street depark the crolla. Yeah, that's exactly what
it is.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Nightmare.

Speaker 5 (01:08:22):
And Bangkok So no longer doing those surgeries. H I
better cancel my trip to Thailand. I think you should alight.
It's come as you are.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
That makes sense. Chauncey Billups and Miami heats Terry Rosier
arrested in federal gambling related investigation. Oh mister big shot,
WHOA the six three, Chauncey Billups arrested. WHOA. Now this
is interesting. I would imagine this would have to be

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a sports betting.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Type of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
I would think because we've seen other NBA stories where
guys have been guys have been arrested and then subsequently
banned from the league, Like there's a pitcher. I think
the other day we found out and I forgot who
the picture was from the guard Indians, But the dude
that was suspended for allegedly betting on sports betting on games,
I think he's permanently banned.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
So I think that came down the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
But Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups, a
former NBA star and head coach of the Trailblazers, were
arrested on Thursday and connection with a federal gaming gambling
related investigation. Rogier joined the Heat in twenty twenty four
from the Hornets. Blah Blah blah members and associates of
organized crime groups are also among a couple dozen expected
to face criminal charges in two separate illegal gambling related cases.

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Wow Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
The FBA and other officials will be announcing charges later
this morning. Let's see Billups, who is Coachings twenty twenty one,
following a widely lauded seventeen season playing career that culminated
in the sport's highest honor.

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
He's in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
I'm a big Chauncey Billups.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Guy, I'm a big you go to work two thousand
and four Pistons, guy, that's my squash of teal in
the Black Horse. No, that was a little earlier. I'm
talking about though, like two thousand, like they had like
the old school unis in that way, Grant Hill.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
So I'm talking, uh, you know, Rip Hamilton, and I'm
talking Big Ben and I'm talking Chouzy Billups and Tayshaun Prince.
This is a this story's nuts man. So this has
to be a sports betting related thing.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
This comes after four months after another NBA star, Gilbert Arenas,
was arrested and indicted after the US Attorney's Office in
Central District of California alleged he was involved in helping
operate the legal high stakes poker games, which I don't
understand why that matters. You're like, why does it matter
if some guy's running a poker game out of his
house or something like, why is that a big deal?
So I go to a casino and gamble, but I

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can't gamble, And then you'll run a high state saying
that I don't get the government doesn't get their cut
from your high stakes. Obviously I know that, but that's
the biggest issue. So you would think that this would
have to be because if we've got the mob essentially
involved in this, this would have to be a sports
betting thing. And look, and he's got access to it,
like he's got the ability to take guys in, you know,
much like Pete Rose. I love the people that always

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thought Pete Rose never bet on his own games or
bet against his team, which I believe is poppycock.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
And I'll never believe that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
A lot of old white guys love to talk about
Pete Rose and oh, Peete Rose, Hall of fame, blah
blah blah, and there's no way you ever bet against
his own team. Well, you want to know the easiest
way to win. You're in control of losing. You can't
control if you win, but you can control if you lose.
But that's a different story for a different day.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
But according to this, so it says Chauncey was none
of us related to any games he coached at least.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
Okay, so it could be a situation where he knows
something or got tips from somebody or talked to somebody
on another team or whatever. Because again, my guess on
this would be that it's something sports gambling related.

Speaker 5 (01:11:50):
It would have to be a bunch of Lions players
got in trouble for sports gambling. But that was just
because I think the app activated when they were like
in a certain area.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Correct, But this is interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
So Chauncey Billups got arrested, and uh boy, this is
this is something that is just good. It's not like,
oh totally uh and I mean you got arrested, so
it's clearly serious.

Speaker 6 (01:12:14):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
So we'll wait for updates on this, and maybe we'll
get an update later on today.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
I would assume we'll get a late one. Okay, here's what.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
We'll get here. In about an hour, the FBI will
hold a news conference about its probe at ten am East.
So after we break the big news about the concert
that's coming to town at ten o'clock, no one has
any clue about, Okay, we will then look we're going
to have a press conference here coming up. I mean, dude,

(01:12:40):
Chauncey Billups is one of the most beloved athletes in
the history of the city. You're talking about that era
that was like the last great era of Piston's basketball,
and they played a style of basketball that people loved
because it was gritty, grimy defense. Yeah, they compare it
to like the Bad Boys totally, and they won one championship.
In that run, they beat the Lakers, and the Lakers

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who had got Carl Malone and got Gary Payton and
had Kobe and Shaq. It was like the last run
of Kobe and Shag and they beat that team. So
and then I think we they lose to the Spurs
in the finals in one of those years as well.
But that team I loved it, Larry Brown, I loved
I loved everything about that team. And now Chauncey, who's
one of my favorite players in the history of the league,
is now arrested gambling stuff. And I cannot wait to

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find out what the story is. And we'll get more details,
I guess at ten o'clock. So we'll keep you posted
on that. And we've got more rock and roll coming up.
On wheels. It's Josh and show guys who have been
arrested in banned from basketball for sports betting, including John
tay Porter who got a lifetime ban because he bet
on his team to lose and then pretended to be
hurt for gambling purposes. Like they dude, Like, it's not

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worth the risk because you're eventually gonna get caught. Because
the only way you can make true money on that
is if you put large sums of money. And if
people like in Vegas, see somebody put a whole lot
of money on John tay Porter have under five points
or something, they're gonna flag that and go, why did
somebody put thirty thousand dollars on an under for a
random player. Yeah, they're gonna connect the dots and you're

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gonna get caught. It seems like a great idea, and
maybe it wasn't one point in life, but it's not
an execution. It's a terrible idea. But this Chauncey story,
it sounds like it's not a sports betting thing as
we talked about. It's actually an illegal poker operation. Now
this according to ABC News, but Portland Trailblazer's head coach

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Chauncey Billups has been charged in an illegal poker operation
tied to the mafia. Law enforcement sources told ABC News
it really is mister big shot he is. It's interesting though,
because as we talked about, and I know, the reason
why these things are illegal is because these these casinos
neither money the government all that, and because obviously that
money is not going to be reported anybody either, so

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it becomes a tax thing. Like a guy wins ten
grand playing poker, my guess is that ten grand and
cash is not going to be reported on his going to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Put that on your tax return.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
But is it bad that I don't think this is
that big of a deal.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Yeah, I don't think it's that big of a deal either.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Like I don't now if I think if you're betting
on games, I think that's a different universe. Like I
think because that messed out with everybody's lives and you're
impacting the integrity of a sport, and that's a bigger deal.
I don't think it's a big deal that some dudes
playing poker and it's high stakes. Now having it attached
to the mob makes it a bigger deal. But like,
I don't think that dudes doing what they want to

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do with their money, gambling or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Is that big of a deal. Not to me at
least it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
And the like if it would have been sports betting,
I would have looked at it a whole lot different.
I just look at this as dudes that have money
being involved with high stakes games.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
They're probably not paying They're definitely not paying the taxes
on it, So I get why it's an issue in
that regard.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
But like, and it's probably only an issue because the
large sums of money that is being gambled. How many
times you get invited to poker parties all the time
with your buddies.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
You know it's technically or poker. You know, you're just
doing that. But he just has much more money to
do it with. And the mob. Our paper games that
we play are not involving the MOB. I don't know
how you play poker, but I would imagine your poker
games are to be funded by the BAY. When I
play poker, it's usually an app on my phone. Yeah,
that's it, all right. So that's the update. So, according
to ABC News, Chauncey Billups, who has been arrested, has

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been charged in an illegal poker operation tied to the mafia.

Speaker 4 (01:16:21):
It's not sports gambling at least so far. That's what
we've heard.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
So if anything new happens, anything new breaks, we'll talk
about it. How about that? But right now we're going
to get to Green Day. It's called brain stew about
an hour away from that announcement about a big concert.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Coming to town.

Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
How I'm free, And that is Tom Petty. I am Josh,
He's James. It's the Josh Tennis Show. Do you think
when Chauncey Billups gets introed in court today they play
the final countdown like if.

Speaker 4 (01:16:52):
The judges as a humor they will, do you think.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
When Shauncey gets introed in court today they bring Mason
into do the starting lineup?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Maybe?

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
God, how good would that be? God? God number one?
He's out on the.

Speaker 12 (01:17:07):
University of Colorado in the home Grent blue and White
tonight the scree chop scene, that'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
He would just say, like he brings Mason to court
with him and does the intro because he's gonna be
in court today at some point he's got a rest.
If you didn't know Chauncey Phillips got arrested in this
illegal gambling scheme, and it sounds like it's attached to
the mafia and poker, not sports betting. My man's too
good of a competitor to throw a basketball game. I

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would never believe that, mister big shot from the University
of Colorado. I don't know why I turned Mason into
Stephen A. Smith there. Let me tell you, by Tom,
I don't believe. I don't believe that my man would
go out and throw a sporting event. I'd like, do
I believe that he's competitive and wants to bet a
lot of money on poker. I can buy that, because

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that's what those dudes do, like after they play, and
a lot of them during the time they play are
really into card games and stuff. Like when they're on
these long flights, a lot of them will sit in
the back of the plane and play cards for big
sums of money. If you watch the Michael Jordan Last Dance,
a lot of the guys like I think they were
talking to maybe Will Purdue or one of the big
stiffs that played with the Bulls in that era, and

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he'll be like, yeah, man, you know Steve kerr Up
at the front of the plane playing poker for you know,
like a quarter a hand or something, and Michael's in
the back of Scottie Pippen and they're dropping like five
grand per Like that's just how those guys operate. Like
there's a part of what they do well, sure, but
part of what they do is competitive and so like

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that's why a lot of these guys try to golf
after they play and stuff, just because they need that
juice real and maybe part of the juice is gambling. Now,
I don't know how deep my man got in with
the mob. I have no idea even if this is true.
This is just a source that told ABC News. I
don't know how deep he's in. But part of this
is these guys get a rush by, like you don't

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play anymore. You spend your whole life from the time
you're five years old playing basketball up to the time
you're forty playing basketball, and then it's gone and you
need to find something to replace that. And maybe poker
is what did it for Chauncey Billups. Again, I don't
believe that Chauncey's the guy that's gonna go out there
and throw a game for gambling purpose. So I don't
believe that, and there's nothing that's into me that sounds

(01:19:24):
like that's the issue. It was just speculation because he's
a basketball coach, and there's been guys involved in sports betting,
and really, if there's a sport that's the most susceptible
to an individual kind of controlling prop bets and the
outcome of a game for gambling purposes, basketball would probably
be the best other.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Than like a baseball pitcher.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Like a baseball pitcher could really control some stuff because
he walk ten guys and control the game. But other
than that, like football's tough. I mean, a quarterback could,
but basketball is easy because you take a point guard. Again,
he's not playing in this instance, but a point guard
can control who's getting the ball, how often they pass it,
and a guy can really control whether or not he
misses a shot it or takes a shot. So like

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let's say there's a prop bet for someone that says,
Chauncey Phillips is gonna make ten shots today over under, Well,
he can control of ten shots go in because he don't.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Have to shoot on the under.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
And we saw that with this John Tate porter last year.
So anyway, so it sounds like Chauncey's not sports betting
in this case or involved in sports gambling, but poker
so far is what we've heard.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
But he's been arrested in Oregon.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
The six three Chauncey.

Speaker 12 (01:20:27):
God number one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
He's out of the University of Colorado.

Speaker 12 (01:20:31):
In the Home, Red, Blue, and White tonight, the three
Chocy Phillip Tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
He's in the road Orange. So we'll see what he said.
Maybe Mason can jump, we can have Mason recut that.
Maybe Ai could do it for us. Anyway, Welcome in, everybody,
It's the Josh Shenness Show. Hello, We're about five minutes
away from getting you into the Toolbox party, but we're
like right now away from getting you. White Zombie six

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point seven Detroit's wheels. That is White Zombie, not Rob Zombie.
That is white Zombie. And that is uh that tune.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
So there's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
That that tune.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
Is that tune more human than a human tune? But
you by Rob white Zombie.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Let's see here. So Suzanne Summer's husband, do you call
it a dude who's what he's a widower as I think, so,
I think you call a dude whose wife died a widower.
So he's a widower and apparently he has created this
AI clone of Suzanne Summers. Like this he did, and
it's not like he created in his base build it
in the basement like some perv. He's like Edward scissor

(01:21:38):
Hands of like sex dolls. But no, you know, he's
like the guy that created Edward Scissor Hands. But anyway,
so there's his picture and it's on our show Facebook page.
If you want to check it out, search the Josh
in the show. I'm still not convinced that this is
the actual doll, like, but I think it is.

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
But like it say, with all the stories that I see,
it's this doll.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Because this does not look like Suzanne Summers at all.
It looks like Waite Rihanna. What it looks like is
a boning doll as oh yeah, Like all this looks
like is something that this guy is going to go
to poundtown with. Like like the eyes and the look
and everything of this doll looks like a sex doll's
she does in the bedroom, lips and everything else. But

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so I don't like, look whatever, I'm not against it, Like, hey,
if you want to, you know, pound it out with
your robot dead wife. They have more power to you
if you got the resources, the money, the the ability
to pull it off. Pull it off. But don't try
to tell me that looks like Suzanne Summers because it
doesn't look like Susanne.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Summers at all. He even says he can't tell the difference. Bro,
are you are you blind? There's a clear difference. One
is you know a robot for one?

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
And two? Like, you're right? It kind of I think
it's the forehead. It's got like a big forehead that
kind of looks like Rihanna's big forehead. So if that's
the actual robot, the actual sex bot, I don't see
it now. It's hot. I mean i'd hit, but like,
do you share?

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Can I?

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Hey? Can I rent your sex robot for the night?
I have an indecent proposal there, Alan, could I rent
your here's Susanne Summer's sex robot.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
For theme to night.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
I got the robot doing the thyme master for him.
Oh boy, do you think he does that?

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Probably?

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
How great would that be? That would be so good
if he just sits there and watches this robot do
the thigh master.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
Address her up in the tights and everything like this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Is like his own personal adult Megan is what he's exactly? Yeah, yeah,
I mean they're say any the AI use like all
of her books and all of her interviews and stuff
to try to create a personality something curious. You know
what it would be like to talk with it other
than the boning part, which I'm sure is lovely, Yeah,
I would. I would like to have a conversation and
see if it's actually like talking to Suzanne Summers. Here's

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what I've learned about like chat GPT and stuff. It
sounds great, but it's not always right. And that's kind
of what this is AI chat GPT. It's just like
a combination of all this information about Suzanne Summers that
she can now regurgitate to you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
As if she's Suzanne Summer.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
Like I was trying to change a filter in the
heater at our house yesterday and I took a picture
of the unit and I'm like, well, what what filter
do I need? And chat GPT is like, oh, I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:13):
Know what this is.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
You need this, this, and this. I order the filter
and it's the wrong freaking filters. So chat GPT is
not always right about everything. I tell you that too,
that it does make mistakes, so please check I get that,
and I didn't. But I wonder if, like Suzanne Summer's
sex robot here, like, like, what is a conversation like?
And at some point do you just feel like they're
reading the Wikipedia bag to you, like if you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
Talk to it?

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Like, so, Suzanne, how is your day? Your day today? Well?
In nineteen ninety I was on a show called step
by Step? Like is that what it is? Or is it? Like? Well, hey,
I'm good, Alan, how are you?

Speaker 11 (01:24:45):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
I thigh mastered a little bit today? And then I
did whatever? I don't know. He asked her, you know, hey,
what was Patrick Duffy like? See, that's what I think
you should do.

Speaker 5 (01:24:55):
What was Patrick Duffie like when you worked with them
on step by Step for all those years?

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
Who was your favorite kid on step by Step? Hey, Susanne,
did it ever bother you? That step by Step was
just a blatant rip off of the Brady Bunch? Did
that bother you at all?

Speaker 7 (01:25:07):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
And then you just have that it's a modern Brady Bunch.
Oh look, I'm not trying to bang on step by Step.
That's a quality program. I enjoyed it, and she was.
I think that's a hotter Susanne Summers than Three's Company.
Suzanne Summers. I agree. I think early nineties big hair,
hair spray like ladies with shoulder pads and their their
sport coat hotness. I thought that was a hotter Susanne

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Summers than Chrissy Snow. Suzanne Summers. I felt like the
daughters on that show were pretty hut.

Speaker 6 (01:25:33):
Oh they were.

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
They were all pretty straight. The one that actually got
the hottest is dead the Dana, the one that ended
up blonde at the end.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
She was on a show before that called My Two
Dads and she got hot too. Look those I agree
with you that the hot the daughters were all. As
a young kid, you're watching that, you're like, I'm into
all these chicks. Like you watch Full House and you'd
be like, I guess DJ's Kaida hot, But like you
didn't really feel like any of them were like wow,
Like like you watched Charles in Charge and Old are

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you kidding me? But you watch some of these and
you're like, like, I never saw what that ercle saw
on Laura Winslow, I never got it. Now what's her name?
Both of the chicksaw on fresh prints. I'm gonna yeah,
sign me up. But different topic for a different day.
We're talking about the Suzanne Summer sex robot right now
that this guy created for himself. Look, that's what I'm
gonna call it. And is this the look this robot

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always hazard? Is the look on the face change? Does
it smile? Does it frown? Like?

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
What does this robot do?

Speaker 5 (01:26:28):
I mean this, honestly, it just looks like like one
of those ones you'd buy it, like the Adam and
Eve for five grand?

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
It does, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
Like at the end of the day, my man just
created an f bot for himself.

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
It's like, I just really miss Susan hand I miss you,
I miss I missed the feeling of those those thighs
and those lips.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Yeah, Dann, Susanne, you're my little sex puppet. Like literally
puts that line in uh a euro Trip song about
the freakiest little sex puppet Fiona. Well, this is a literal, yeah, literal,
a literal freaky sex puppet is what we're dealing with here.
But no, it looks nothing like Suzanne Summers. So I

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don't really know what her husband is saying. He can't
tell the dude, who am I to telling he's wrong?
Who am I to telling that this looks nothing like
your wife? Like if he sees Suzanne Summers, he sees
Suzanne Summers.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
It's like a cross between Rihanna and ham Anderson.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Al doesn't know that that looks nothing like Suzanne Summers.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Anyway, underrated too, by.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
The way, a great random fake song for a movie.
Fantastic Yeah, Matt Damon yep anyway, And Fiona is super hot,
super hot, the freakiest, nastiest little sex puppet Fiona. I
think euro Trip is better than road Trip Hot Dake,
although they're not really in the same universe. They're separate
movies with separate people in them. Similar Yeah, but I

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think euro Trip is better than road Trip. Speaking of
road Trip, I saw Tom Greening concert earlier last year
and it was wonderful. He seems like the nicest man.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
He's very cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
We had to come in studio before on another show.
Oh I forgot you Canadians are all together in this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
Well he came in. We are on the US side.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
Well anyway, all right, So all that said, I got
to get somebody into the two box party. Well, somebody
in three friends or two friends. Three's company that is
not sex robots. Susanne Summer, she can't come and there's
no sex robots as prize. What if we did, though,
maybe we can give away a sex robot. I'll get

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your wife on that. Have a reach out to some
people and see if we can give away a sex right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:31):
I used to have some connections to Adam and Eve.
Maybe they'll want or rekindle that relationship you used to have. Well,
maybe what I can do is I can I'll give
it a trial run.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Yeah, and they'll come back and say, well, well the
best we can do is a flesh light. And I'm like,
is that dishwasher safe? And they'll say yeah. I'm like,
all right, sign me app I'll take it. I think
the outside is just washer safe. The inside. Not that
I have that much experience with the flesh light. I
think that before you watch that by hand. Yeah, you
got there with like a little bristle brush and they're
like working that up there.

Speaker 11 (01:29:00):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
There's a regretful feeling, you know, man, I really wish
you didn't What a time is extra cleaning on my
part now? Yeah, like you the shame one must feel
when cleaning up the flesh light after, because there's a
there's a shame you feel no matter what, because like
you're watching something like I would never watch this in

(01:29:23):
any other circumstance, but that's a double way. And you're like,
I don't think, I swear I'm not a creep, Like
all right, this one will do. And then you're like,
damn it, I gotta go clean. And then right after
your it's over, you start breaking down the plot of
what you're watching. You're like, that was dumb, like like
there's no way that they would just start doing that
right there. There's no way the pizza delivery girl is

(01:29:44):
gonna do that. There's how often do you see a pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
Delivery girl anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Anyway, So Toolbox party all that to tell you this,
we gotta get the toolbox. But I swear if we
gave away a sex robot, whoa, I think it's something
look into.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
I think we should keep saying that. What do you
what are you guys going to be known for? Do
you think Cody can think that thing? Like, hey, go
yell at Cody really quick.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
I know I've gone really long here and I'm gonna
get in trouble but go get Cody to come in
here really quick.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
I want to ask her. She could do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Get your wife and ask her for a sex robot.
What a conversation my man's having with his wife out
there right now. Hey, what do we have to do
to get a sex robot for the for the party?
Can you imagine that you show up and there's like
robot sex bot Suzanne Summers could do it anyway. So
I got to get somebody into the Toolbox party while

(01:30:35):
he's on the hunt. Oh, here we go, Cody's We
got Cody here. Let me make sure I got the
right microphone. Hey, Cody, grab that microphone. Yeah all right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
We have a question that's tool the toolbox related.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Hey, what is the likelihood that we got a sex
robot to give away?

Speaker 6 (01:30:50):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Probably not? Those are expensive. I mean, so is an
e bike.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Well, but you got one of those?

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
Often come at James to promote their sex products. Yeah,
on Instagram, so he may be the lead in to
get it to the like.

Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
So when you're doing like these things where you eat
quizzlers or whatever. Tons of emails of people that want
me to test out their sex toys. It's like some
crazy companies in China that are like, hey, we watched
your YouTube channel.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
We think you'd be great to promote our products.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
And they send me a list of all these different
butt plugs and different dildos and stuff. Okay, say yes
and we'll figure something out. Okay, but back to the
sex robot. So we can't get one, you don't? What
about a flesh light? Can we get like like a
like a gold plated flesh light or something. I mean,
we give your sex what is it your air sex
Champion flesh flash light to give away?

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
Wait a second, you have one at home? I have one, mind,
more than one?

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Yeah, more than I had a wife before I had
a wife. Josh?

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
You know, Josh?

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Do you not know?

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
You are sitting in.

Speaker 7 (01:31:45):
The CBO.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Did Detroit air Sex Champion? Can you got flown out
to compete in Austin? I don't like to brag about
my own accolades.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
You know? Do you even bring me in once a
week to like you? I didn't know this, so.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
Yeah, dude, you do a show with a real celebrity man,
how does that work?

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
So like you just go out there and have sex
with a yes you pantomime? Well no, you know because
flashlight is the prize kind of Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
I went up on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
I pretended to be like a Craigslist male prostitute, and
then I pretended to pleasure a group of men. And
then I won the prize in Detroit. And then there's
other station paid for me to go out and compete
in Austin. In the finals, I have an interview in
a magazine is one of those men's magazines, not like
a porno mag but field and streams like men's something

(01:32:43):
like that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
I forget, I have the I have the magazine on home.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
I did an interview for them. I don't share the
YouTube video. Yeah, YouTube video of you humping the air.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Yeah, well it's.

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
More I'm on my knees with two hands in a
mouth if they paints a picture for you. But yeah,
the videos on YouTube. And then what the finals.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
I dressed up as a sex gim and performed a
russy trombone and.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
Then I didn't even make the finals.

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
In the finals, Oh no, oh, that's Fantastic's all out there.
I mean, we could share it on your page if
you want. But all that said, we can't get a
sex robot.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
Well probably not for the two box party, but maybe
what about like, maybe we talked to sales, we can
do some sort of a sex robot giveaway.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
I'd say that's a long shot, so let's just scratch
down one off the list. They can't get me a car.
Do you think they're gonna be like, hey, hey, we're
gonna find you have five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
We're not gonna get a twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Is it gonna look like the one of you two?
Is it a case It's gonna look like Casey. It's
gonna be a Casey sex robot. I wasn't even think
it was gonna be a male sex robot. I said,
it's gonna be like a lady body. It's been a
naughty boy. But the sad part is he's the sex robot,
so he's the he's taking it, so he's he's getting

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taken by the naughty boy. Look, have you ever been pegged?

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
You have that anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
So no sex toys, that's fine, but we'll figure it out.
All that to say, I still got people calling it.
Want to go to the toolbox party that was supposed
to answer these ten minutes ago. We find a winner,
all right, says are gonna do I'm gonna go to
commercial here and then we'll take a winner during the break.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
So there you go. So maybe a sex robot. Maybe not.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
I had no idea that James pantomimed taking multiple men
and won a flashlight for it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
Yeah, I got a T shirt too. It's really crunchy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
I don't know what. All right, anyway, more to come.
All right now that's Metallica. Welcome inn. It's Josh and James,
Josh in his show. We are just moments away from
a big rock and roll concert. Announcem oh, I wonder
who it could be. It is tip top secret, no
one else knows it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
I wonder if it's I don't know. That's a very
good question.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Maybe just played meta. I don't know who knows. But anyway, Uh,
today's already Thursday, which means tomorrow's Friday. That's lovely. The
week has flown right by, and now we've got some
plans in motion to find a sex doll for if
not for the Toolbox party, for something else else. I mean,
the message is out there. I hit my contact up,

(01:35:30):
so we're going to see what we can do. I
want to maybe like let somebody have a Valentine's Day
with a sex doll or something. When I was in Philly,
we gave away a date experience on Valentine's Day with
a stripper. I don't know how it went for the person,
but we called it the Lonesome Loser Contest and three
people competed to go out on a date with a stripper.

(01:35:51):
So I don't know how things went or Oh loaded
with these guys in terms of cash, not much, and
they probably didn't get very far.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
You got to dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
You probably gave them a gift card to a restaurant too.
There was a client, Yes, it had to be a client.
It's all right, I'm taking I'm taking a cinnamon here
to the olive garden.

Speaker 4 (01:36:07):
I'm gonna get lucky. That might have been too fancy.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
It would have been had to like take cinnamon over
to get a cheese steak, so like a Gino's hats
be like like like a cheese dak. It would take
it to like, you know, one of the coney places here.
You know, we're not taking you to Italian. Italian's too fancy.
The White Castle. They're always up for Valentine's Day, well
they do, they do the whole bit where you can
get the box, the slider box or whatever. That'd be
a good one, so you can take people married. I

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got ordained to be the minister to marry a couple
at a white Castle. And I've been ordained and married
people too. We've done the same thing and then they
bailed them. So get to make my cheese slider joke.
I did. I married some people in Philadelphia, but they
actually gave us a really cool venue for it, where
the wedding happens and the reception all happens in the
same place. Now it's a building that had three separate ones,

(01:36:52):
so there are three weddings going on at the same
time yours. Is that an actual place I would have
been as a white castle? That is great, but so
so coming up in just a few minutes, we will
announce this big concert and then Rob Brant will take over.
They don't trust Rob to make the big concert announcements.
Like if this were like, you know, Missouri, and I
don't know if this were like the farewell tour of

(01:37:15):
the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. They let Rob hand. Okay, they say, Rob,
you can do that. And now I've spoiled it. It's
obviously not the Ozark Mountain Daredevils, unless that's to throw
you off the scent. And then we come back at
ten o'clock and I'm like, ladies and gentlemen coming to
my backyard the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. But I don't. I
don't think it's the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. I'm I'm not sure,

(01:37:36):
but I don't think it is. But they're gonna have
us do that here in just a few minutes. So
we'll play some commercials because I butchered the clock, and
then we will make that big rock and roll concert
announcement for you in just a few on Wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Josh in his show one six point seven w LZ Wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
All Rights Josh and James Josh in his show, and
we have got a major concertnouncement, big show, big show.
Nobody knows who is going to No one knows. It's
not been teased anywhere else. The band has not essentially
told you this on the internet at all. We are
the only station that has this gigantic announcement the band

(01:38:16):
that is coming to town on Thursday October Waxly. That
is wrong. That is today that's the band that is
coming Thursday August sixth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 4 (01:38:27):
Is the Foo Fighters.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
The Food Fighters with their take cover tour will be
coming to town on Thursday, August sixth of next year
at ford Field, and they will have Queens of the
stone Age with them. So Rachel Food Fighters Queens of
the stone Age Thursday August sixth, twenty twenty six, Ford Field.
Tickets go on sale Halloween, October thirty first, at ten am.

(01:38:53):
That's when you can get the tickets. Wllz.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
That is us. We will have your opportunity to win tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
We'll give you all details on that at a different
date when Casey tells me how we're going to be
giving away these tickets. So that is the announcement, though
it was not the Ozark Mountain Daredevils. I know some
of you are let down. But if you're going to
get to Hell, if you're going to get to Heaven,
you gotta raise a little hell. So Foo Fighters Queens
of the stone Age, Thursday August sixth, twenty twenty six,

(01:39:21):
Ford Field, Detroit, Michigan won of eight cities on the tour,
one of eight. So we are elite. We are in
elite city because we are one of eight to get
this Food Fighters show, so that is awesome. We'll be
seeing Dave Grohl and all the Foo Fighter gentlemen on
the sixth August.

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
I think you'd like to be called the Foos.

Speaker 3 (01:39:41):
We can call them the Foods, Dave Grol and the Foos,
the old Foos, Davy g and the Foos. They had
a big hit record in nineteen fifty six. But Dave
Grohl and his Food Fighters and Queens of the Stone
Age Thursday August sixth, twenty twenty six, Ford Field. Now
you know, one of eight cities to get the show.

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
Now you know, tell your friends get your tickets on.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Halloween ten am. And now let's give you a double
dose of the Foods. To get out of here. Rob
Brandt will take over.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
He's banging on the door right now.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
I'm like Rob, we're making a big announcement. Chill out, Rob,
hold your horses, bra.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
There's all my life.

Speaker 3 (01:40:16):
We'll see you tomorrow.