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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Say, Josh Innis Show on one two six point seven
Dollz Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh already, well, come in Josh Ennis Show. It is
Josh and James this morning. Hello James, what's up? Good morning?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hey, If anybody else is driving on Murder Freeway going
downtown and you're in a little area that goes down
to two lanes, don't drive super slow in the fast lane.
Get over, get over, especially if you see a pimpass
mofo like me and a renegade coming up behind you.
I'm lnked for work, so get out of the way.
Other than I'm great, be better drivers, Yeah, bums. Don't
be some sort of highway governor trying to control the speeds.

(00:41):
It's not your business. Get out of here with that junk.
Welcome in though, Glad you guys are with us today.
As we uh get into Thursday here, we'll get you
into Toolbox party that's at eight twenty five and nine
twenty five today, So that'll be good. We got Aiden

(01:03):
Hutchinson locked up. That's good. Yeah, great news. More of
those details coming up in sports of course.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
To earn more sports stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Toronto one went away from pulling the upset and winning
the World Series over the Dodgers. That's what's going on
in the world, even though admittedly I haven't watched a
second of the World Series. Like I'll just kind of
look at my phone. I'll see the score and go, oh,
look the Dodgers are winning.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Oh, the Toronto's winning. But I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I told you this. I can't watch baseball unless the
team i'm into is in it. That's something that's changed
in my life over time. Like I used to love baseball,
I don't love baseball as much anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
You can't just watch it as a casual fan.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You need you need to correct correct Like football, I
can turn on like last night, I was watching like
like two like Missouri State and somebody else playing, and
I'm like, I'll watch some of this, but I can't
turn on the World Series. I just have no interest
in watching the Dodgers and the Blue Jays. Funny, I
put it on for a little bit. If my team
isn't playing, I'm just like, I don't really care. It's

(02:05):
just not my thing. But anyway, welcome in, everybody. We
want to get you rocked and loaded this morning. Let's
do a random one. Ooh, I mean I'm going super
duper random. For some reason today this song was in
my head. It was probably in nobody else's head because
people are like, I don't even know what the hell
that song is probably one hundred percent correct.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Oh, I guarantee them one hundred percent correct.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
You also, you have a movie soundtrack it's from as well.
It's not from a movie soundtrack today. It is from
the album Creatures of the Night from Kiss. It is
actually the title track from Creatures of the Night from Kiss,
which means it's called Creatures of the Night from Kiss.
I don't know why this was in my head this morning,

(02:48):
but I said, we're gonna hear it. It's fitting for
Douvile's night. There you go, Bang, you nailed it. We've
connected the dots. Welcome into the Josh and to show
everybody we are Detroit's wheel.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Gosh, it is show Spot, all right.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
So let's take a look here. What you see as
the big story of yesterday is that Aiden Hutchinson got
paid big time deal for hutch four years, one hundred
and eighty million dollars, one hundred and forty one million guaranteed.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Wow, that one hundred and forty.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
One million and guarantees, the most ever.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
For a non quarterback.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Actually, well, the one hundred forty one million is the
most for a non quarterback ever In terms of guaranteed money.
The forty five million per year for Aiden Hutchinson makes
him the second highest paid non quarterback ever.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Micah Parsons tops that at forty seven million. Hey, look,
Lions will spend some cash. Now. They're like, hey, listen, Tigers,
you don't want to spend any money. That's fine. Here's
what we'll do. We're gonna go out and spend all
the money like they're in They're in it to win it, man.
And do you think this is money well spent. Yes,
compared to like the Tigers were to spend money on
schoobl Over, absolutely, the Tigers shouldn't even contemplate spending the

(04:15):
money on school. The money that it would cost to
keep Schooble is stupid.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
I wouldn't even consider it.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Look, I wouldn't pay any starting pitcher in baseball the
amount of money that you're allegedly going to have to
pay Schooble.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
So no, I would never do that.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
And speaking of that, I was reading some story that
actually the number or the divide between the two teams
you heard about. School was even greater than initially report
fifty million. Okay, bigger than don't waste your time, No
offense to School, who's obviously very good and he's gonna win.
Another side, young homeboy asked out of a playoff game.
Be gone, go away, go go ask out of a

(04:52):
playoff game in Los Angeles. Have fun with that. Take
that money and buy like five good players. That's what
I'd rather you do, because I have I think you
can win without having a legendary starting pitcher. You can.
It's nice to have, but you can win the World
Series without having a Verlander or whatever. Like.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
You want to have a good pitcher.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
You want to have some good guys at the top
of the blend that can still pitch.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
But he doesn't have to be at all star correct.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
You don't need to have some guy that gets paid
five hundred million dollars at the top of your rotation
to pitch six freaking innings in a closeout game. No,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
So they can do it without them.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
But people are critical of the Tigers because you see
teams like the Lions who are clearly all in. They
ain't afraid to spend the cash. They're like, here's a
little million of money. Here's money. Here, we're paying Hutch
one hundred and forty one million guaranteed. We're in this
thing to win it. I think the perception of the
Tigers is that they are not now. The Tigers did
go out and spend money last season and made moves

(05:47):
last season. They just were moved that didn't work out
all that good. I think people get caught up in
the idea that you have to spend obscene amounts of
money to prove that you're trying to compete, and I
don't buy that. You have to spend smart mone I
think what was bad for the Tigers is a lot
of the deals they made, deals like the Flarity move,
the cop move, just didn't work out and they look bad.

(06:09):
But I don't think the Tigers are afraid to spend money.
They just want to find the right money. And I'm
not trying to just overly defend them or ball wash
them or anything like that either.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
But they missed out.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
I think they missed out on the opportunity to get
a Hueneo Swarez at the deadline. They could have given
up prospects and they didn't do it. My biggest concern,
or my biggest issue with the Tigers is not the
money they'll spend, because I think they'll spend money. I
just think they're prospect hoarding, and prospect hoarding is not
a way to win. You get prospects so you can
trade them for proven talent. And they didn't do that,

(06:40):
and I think that was a mistake on their part.
But hutch one hundred and forty one million dollars. But
it's gonna be around for a little bit. Yep. And
let's see World Series last night. The Blue Jays led
the entire way. They got up to nothing in the
top of the first did not look back. Is they
won six to one over the Dodgers. And now the Dodgers,

(07:00):
this high paid team, the team that should win the
World Series every year, show hey Otani, the whole crew.
The Blue Jays are up three games to two, three
to two as the series goes back to Toronto, Yeah
this will it'll end right so they can close this
thing out in Canada if they if they close it
out here in Game six, who knows. And just think

(07:22):
the Dodgers had to win that eighteen inning game to
be where they are now, they could be, it could
be over. So how much does it suck they have
to go through all that and then you end up
losing the World Series.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Well, looking like that could happen.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Pistons played last night and they beat up on Orlando.
And what's funny is Orlando is up seven at the
end of the first quarter, but the second half was
all Pistons. They outscored them by eighteen in the second
half and won the game by nineteen. The Pistons are
three and two to start this young NBA season. And

(07:56):
that is sports. And we will get you into the
Toolbox party. Two hours from right now, eight twenty five,
your first chance to get into the Toolbox Party. There
is an update on the pantsless Police Office. It's obviously
it's a news story. Now it is on the actual news.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
We'll get into that. It's the Josh Innes Show.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's the Josh Nis Show on one of six point
seven WLZ Detroit's Wheels one six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
Toolbox Party, comebout up.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
November eighth.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
You're running out of time to get in. If you're
somebody that's been on the phones for the last month
or so trying to get your spot in the Toolbox Party.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Time is running short.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
There's only seven more days that they can get in. Yes,
so today at eight twenty five will be your first opportunity.
Then you'll get in at nine twenty five, twelve, twenty five, three,
twenty five, five twenty five. Of course, the Toolbox happening
thanks to our friends at Bebi's Liquor and Fine Wine,
Dean Cellars Ford and the Troy Motor Mall and Detroit

(09:07):
Diamond Drilling. Great prizes, amazing prizes, things that will knock
your socks off, great stuff. Speaking of Hutchinson, there's signed
Aiden Hutchinson. Uh swagging there, correct, we got signed hutch gear.
We got stuff from the Pistons, stuff from the Red Wings.
From what I've been told. You get a piece of

(09:28):
the ice there, game skated ice. I'm not sure how
that works. I mean, is that just water? Might just
be water and it just melts it ice the freezer,
you know. I don't know how that works, but interesting
to see. Apparently you can buy game skated ice and
we have it for you. You could win it at
the Toolbox Party. I wonder I's like a real diehard
Wings fan would drink it. Oh, then the wings are

(09:51):
in you forever, yes, well, or until you pee them out.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
I guess they're not in you forever.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
At that point, you hope there's an electrolytes from the
ice that are gonna stay in the bloodstream for a
little bit or something, right, think.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Or just like put it in your drink.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Then you can say I got the Red Wings in
my blood for real.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Make yourself like a vodka cotail.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, vodka water with the water from the melted ice
from the wings. I would assume that's what that is.
I look, I can google and see what, like what
game skated ice.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
I'm sure other teams.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Do something like this or I'm sure the Red Wings
have done this before. So I have no idea what
it actually means to get game skated ice. Can you
preserve ice? That might be the dumbest question, but can
you preserve ice? I mean, yeah, you can put it
in a freezer and therefore it's ice. But can you
like just preserve it in a non freezer setting. Maybe

(10:40):
they put it some like gelatin in there so it
just gets kind of coagulated. That could be too. I
have no idea how that works. Again, they could just
give you ice, and that ice could go on the freezer.
But who just wants to take a piece of ice
and put it in a freezer. You wanted to display
that piece of history, put on the mantle or something,
you know. So I really don't know how the hell
they pulled that off off. But we've got that. You

(11:02):
got the e bike, you got the PlayStation was it
PlayStation six or five or whatever at the PMB five
twenty six edition, got.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
The eighty five inch TV.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
We got the power tools, power tools, no blowers, decorators, we.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Got it all. Man, got it all for you.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
So it's gonna be epic over twenty thousand dollars, I've no,
I've got to be clear over twenty thousand dollars in prizes.
We're not just gonna give away twenty thousand dollars, because
if so, my ass would be a prize pick. I'd
be all the phone light. No, Steve is my name.
I'm Steve, and I'd like to go to the party place.
Will be funny to see You'll watch you on the phone. Hello,
who's this? Well, Hi, it's Steve, Steve. Oh Steve, where

(11:41):
are you calling from I'm calling from Eastern Market. Well wow,
we're in Eastern Market too. Wow. Funny how that works out.
Do you want to go to the Toolbox Party? Yeah,
you got to bring your friends. No, no, just me,
just me. But anyway, so that's coming up November eight.
Your first chance to get in will be today at
least we'll be at eight twenty five. That will be

(12:03):
your first opportunity to get into the Toolbox Party. It's
going to be an epic time. All of us are
going to be there. The doc is going to be there,
Casey is.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Going to be there. You're gonna be there. I'm going
to be there.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
My wife, who occasionally is heard on the radio station,
she'll be there. Your wife, my wife will be there
it was occasionally on the radio station, will also be there.
So you're probably gonna get there early with my wife
and have to help her set stuff up. So I
will get there early and play the Buffalo slot machine.
If you watch you said things, you'll sneak out and
hear that buffalo for myself. It'll be a good time.

(12:38):
But anyway, that's November eighth, and we want to get
you in. First opportunity coming up at eight twenty five.
All right, so we will get to the follow up.
We have an update on the pantsless police officer, the
cop who is Sam's pants and that zoom.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Call with the in the cord hearing in the zoom.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Official news sources picked up the story.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yes, that's what news is these days.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
You know. We're ABC and here's a story about a
cop with no pants on. We interrupt this coverage of
a five year old getting shot to bring you a
pantsless police officer, A happy fiel good story. All right,
so we'll get to that. A bunch of other stuff.
I mean, the day is in diapers, it's six point forty.
I mean, we have all day to get into fun
and frivolity. But right now we have got stone cold

(13:25):
rock and roll for you from one of the greats
rest in power king. It's Ozzy. It is no more
tears and we are Detroit's wheels. All right. That's for
our random friend on the text line we wanted to
hear Cinderella. Tom Keifer does not sound like that anymore,
for what it's worth, But you can tell when you
heard Tom Keifer in the mid eighties that that probably

(13:47):
wasn't going to be how he was going to sound forever.
He didn't have much of a chance. Never did, all right,
So in this next hour, here's what we got. Follow
up on the pantsless police officer. We got the news story.
ABC did an official story, They sent a reporter out
and everything to talk about the pantsless police officer from yesterday.
If you don't remember the pantsless police officer from yesterday,

(14:09):
he was on a zoom call in a court proceeding
and was not wearing pants. That was the situation, and
it gave us this you got you got some pantsuits.
That still correct me. We've got more details on this,
more details on that. You got you got some pants

(14:30):
so we'll get to that in the seven o'clock hour.
Details on the Hutch deal. As the Lion said, we
ain't afraid to spend money. Step your game up, tigers.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
We got that in a whole lot more.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
And also I do want to get into this because
it's fascinating. Louisiana is the most corrupt state, and it's
always been one of them, but it's certainly a wild
political state. Yesterday, the governor held a press conference and
was asked about the LSU job, which, by the way,
it hasked some local ties here because one of the
sexy names for that job currently this is Kelvin Shephard,

(15:01):
the defensive coordinator for the Lions. Oh really, Kelvin Sheppard
of course played at l Issue and he's a name
that's been thrown around a lot. But the governor in
a press conference just basically fires the athletic director in
the middle of a non sports press content.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's a what the Louisiana is wild?

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (15:19):
It is wild. So we got that. We got a
lot to get into.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
It's the Josh Inness Show, Josh and James this Morning,
stick around Josh in his show six point seven, WLLZ.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Detroit's Wheels, The Josh Innis Show Sports.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Alright, let's see here, welcome in. So let's say the
first of all, Aiden Hutchinson got paid gigantic deal for Hotch.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
You've heard about it yesterday and throughout today.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Lion's willing to spend the big bucks one hundred and
forty one million guaranteed, largest ever for a non quarterback
forty five million dollars a year, second biggest ever for
a non quarterback, only behind Michael Parsons forty five million.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Dollars a year for Hodg Good.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Lions ain't afraid to spend some cash, nor should they
be so Tigers. See, all that does is puts extra
pressure on the Tigers. Now there's an unfair perception I
think about the Tigers that they're like frugal and they
don't spend money.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
I don't buy that.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I think they have to be smarter because it's baseball,
and there's the economics of baseball are different than that
of football, but they're they're different factors. But either way,
it puts pressure on the Tigers. Now you asked earlier,
does that mean, like what about what does that mean
for schoobl They ain't paying Schooble, and they shouldn't pay Schooble.
They should never even contemplate paying Schooble. They should not
ponder it. It's like, you know what you want, four

(16:40):
hundred and fifty four hundred million dollars, go to La
have a good time. They can have your six innings
in a close out playoff game. We'll spend that money
on three other dudes. Now they have to do that.
You know, they have to get those players. But I'd
rather that than I think you have a better chance
to go out and win as opposed to having you know,
Schooble out there for four hundred million dollars and he
pitches once a week, Like give me a break.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Like the idea that any.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Team that baseball's economics are strange and teams make a
lot of money versus you know, no cap and all
that kind of stuff. But LA wants them go ahead.
New York wants them go ahead, have at it. You
know what's about to happen. The Blue Jays are about
to win the World Series, not La. You know who's
not in the World Series. The Mets who spend the
most money, the Yankees who spend the most money, the

(17:24):
Cubs who spend the most money, the Red Sox who
spend the most money. Think you want to spend money,
but you want to spend smart money, and I think
people makes sense. I think people get too hung up
on the idea that it's just the dollar amount, Like, hey,
you're trying based on how much money you spend. That's
not true. You still have to make good moves and
sign the right guys, and the right guys have to
be there. They sign guys that just turned out to
be duds. This year, but they spend money on them.

(17:46):
They spent money on Clarity, and they spent money on
Cob and you know, they went out and got guys,
but some of them just turned out to be duds.
But anyway, here's another one, you know who really annoys me.
Who's that Brian Branch. Like, I have nothing against the
guy on a personal level. I think he's a solid
football player. It's nice that he's back. I am irrationally

(18:06):
annoyed by the green mouthpiece that's in his helmet. It's
a signal. I think it's a thing to signal that
he's got the headset in his helmet, Like he's like
the guy that's got that transmission. I think is what
that is. If I'm wrong, let me know, but I
think that's what that is. But it's just the whole
thing about him being a victim has annoyed me. After

(18:27):
this thing with ju Ju Smith Schuster a couple of
weeks ago where he shoved him and then then he
got suspended. Now sometimes after the game because somehow he's
been a victim. Well, ABC ran a little story about
Brian Branch. Let me run some of this about how
he's getting baptized and everything else.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Brian Branch couldn't watch the Lions last game live. He
missed the game against the Bucks because of his suspension,
and said once he finally looked at the tape, he
did see the texts too. He appreciated seeing teammates supporting
him wearing his jersey to Ford Field.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
You would think this guy I had cancer, Like my God,
you would think he's a make a wish kid, Like, oh,
we put on his jersey. You pushed the guy and
you cost the team because you're an idiot. But all
we put on his jerseys to support him. God, Like,
this whole story is obnoxious.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
That being said, Branch admitted the costly learning experience left
him conflicted. He actually said he's been planning to be
baptized for a while and called the timing perfect. The
man who helps him board his dog, a man he
calls mister Preacher, helped him control his emotions and is
helping to baptize him this week.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Like, I wonder if his guy that boards his dog
is an actual preacher or just a buddy, you know.
I mean, I got a buddy who goes by the
name Rev. He's not really a reverend. He might be ordained,
but you know he's mister preacher. He helps me out.
Is he an actual preacher? No, but he gives me
sage advice. Yes, he's gonna ranch out.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
He will not change the way he plays, but he
is working on fixing the way he reacts after the whistle.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Also, God thinks that you should have been suspended because
you're stupid. Yeah, just this is the voice of God.
Like God wants you to know while you're being baptized,
just know that God thinks you're a moron. I also
want to apologize for that I did.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
That's something I don't don't and I'll never have a
gam but I definitely add another chip to my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Also, you can't add a chip to your shoulder for
something stupid you did. Like a chip on your shoulder
is like you got screwed over by someone that adds
a chip to you shoulder, or somebody talks trash about.

Speaker 4 (20:29):
You and that adds a chip to your shoulder.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
You can't say, hey, I added a chip to my
shoulder because you did something stupid. But what about all
the the legal hits he took and then all the
razzing he took from mahomes del West. It it sucks,
deal with it. You're the idiot that punched a dude
in the helmet. God is like, you're a moron. You
deserve to be suspended, like while you're getting the water
poured on your head while you're being baptized, or while

(20:52):
you're being dunked into a river or something. While you're
getting baptized, God is watching you saying, hey, listen, I'm
glad you're one of my children now, but you're a dummy.
How do you sort of told that line about how
do you quote that? Am you pack in a way?
You don't? Uh, just you gotta be smart.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
And certain situations coach stales amount of time theyre going
like pick at me during the play or just trying
to get me to get out my my shell and
to retaliate.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
But yes, because they know you're stupid. Your coach is
literally telling you you're stupid by not telling you you're stupid,
like code here, friend, you're a moron, you're easily baited,
You're a dufe.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
That's what your coach is telling you.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
He said, still play at the fire.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Just learn how to not retaliate when I do that
and just play between a whistle.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Learn how to not be stupid. But then how do
these guys learn anything when they're dumb. Teammates are wearing
their jerseys like they were just like assaulted by a
cop or something, you know what I'm saying, Like you
would have thought that this guy was just like assaulted
in the streets by somebody, or he's like some sort
of civil rights icon or something. No, he's an idiot
that committed a stupid penalty at the end of the
game that cost his team because he got suspended his team.

(21:56):
They are caught. They you know, they are in this.
They are they are a comp It's not accomplishes. What's
the word I'm looking at. They're not even accessories. They
are what's enablers. You guys are enabling this dummy to
think he's a victim somehow by wearing his jersey to
the game. And oh my god, free brilliant Bridge and
the idiot fans on social media your dummies too. You're
about as dumb as the cop not wearing pants during

(22:18):
his zoom. Well, actually he's not dumb. Do not wearing pants.
You're as dumb as the guy for having the camera
on his crotch area while not wearing pants pants. Thank you.
I know none of you know this because baseball's worthless
right now. But the World Series is happening and the
Toronto Blue Jays are up six to one. There Piston's
won last night over Orlando. There sports is over. Now

(22:42):
we play rock and roll. I don't you made it.
I don't know that somebody annoys me. More like irrational
annoyance that I get from Brian Branch and the reaction
to Brian Branch because you're a cool call him and
collective when you came in and now you're off, fired up.
It's mind blowing, like, oh, this guy's a victim. But
now I got baptized. My buddy, I call him Preach.
He's just my buddy, but he watches my dog. But

(23:04):
he's letting me know that, you know what, everything's gonna
be okay, And now I got baptized. Geez, all right,
we'll get an update on the pantsless police officer after
you hear Don Henley one six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
That is Don Henley, The Boys of Summer.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I am Josh, She's James By.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
So. ABC did a story last night on the news
about the pantsless police officer who needs the gentleman who
wasn't wearing his pants during the zoom call with the court.
If you miss that, here's just a snippett. Now, apparently
this is not just a story that's funny to Jimoke's

(23:46):
like us. It's considered a big deal by the local news.
I believe they led the local news with this story
last night. Not kids getting shot, not somebody was, you know,
attacked by a pit bull, not you know, hey, we're
number one in new aid's cases something like that. No,
it was there was a police officer with no pants
in a zoom call. Hot news is that it really

(24:06):
shows you the state of news. When our lead story
is the same as the actual news, I don't know what.
That says a lot more about them than it does
about us. All right, let's see we.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
Begin tonight with the Detroit police officer learning the hard
way that virtual court appearances require more than dressing from
the waist up.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Again, this is the lead story on the news. In
between talking about Brian Branch getting baptized, here we are
with a story about a police officer not wearing pants.
Welcome to seven News. Detroita six.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I'm Carolyn Clifford and I'm Mike Duffy.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
Detroit's top cop now offering an apology over the embarrassing mishap.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Also, how do we know that he's Detroit's top cop?

Speaker 2 (24:49):
No, I just that's the first time that click.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Is there like an award that he's won?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Has he been ordained by God as the number one
police officer Detroit's Is he actual fulling? Is he actual fall?
Maybe he is? Wouldn't that be seris the characters?

Speaker 7 (25:04):
It happened when one of his officers appeared on Zoom
for a hearing in thirty sixth District Court, and while
the officer was wearing his official uniform shirt, he forgot
to throw on his pants.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
Gavin Detroit reporter Rudo s. nightA has been talking with
Detroit police and the chief Judge, who says he's never
seen anything quite like this before.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
He's ever seen anything quite like this before.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
We've all had that nightmare. Right, you're in your underwear
and you're at work, or maybe you're on stage.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
No, I've never once had that. Hell, I've been in
my underwear at work. I mean, I made my career
wearing my underwear at work. This man wears a thong
at work for people's amusements. So no, I've never had
that nightmare, ma'am.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
Well, for one Detroit police officer, it was very much
real as he showed up to an official court proceeding
over zoom without any pants on.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Can you put your appearents on the record? Police? And
what's up with the ladies on the news that have
to puke all the time? Like lady news voice is
a really annoying voice. Like I got a friend that's
in news in Chicago, and when you talk with her,
she's like the most fun person ever, and she's like, wait,
like what she loves to talk about LaBamba? She's Mexican jick,
so like we talk about LaBamba all the time in
Richie not my Richie and all this stuff. But then

(26:19):
she gets on the news and she's like, well, there
was a police officer today who didn't have his pants on,
And why do they have to like trail everything off
and be puky and low la la la la.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
I'm gonna mood today?

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I can tell yes.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Officer Jackson basket them at thirty nine, nineteen out of.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
Twelve PC officer Matthew Jackson with the Detroit Police Department
at a virtual court proceeding at thirty six District Court,
addressing Judge Sean Perkins and the entire court this week
with a critical piece of his uniform missing.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
You got some Vans officer in the now, we're laughing,
we're having a good time.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Attorney to Tanisa Reid was in the proceedings on behalf
of the defendant and couldn't quite believe what she was seeing,
or for that matter, not seeing.

Speaker 9 (27:07):
I was trying to figure it out, like, am I
seeing what I think I'm seeing?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Especially with the police officer. I have another take to offer.
I'm irrationally annoyed by people who say, especially, no, every
little thing's gonna set you.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Everything sets me off today.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Every time you talk with someone that says especially, it
really really annoyed. And the number of people in a professional.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Setting who do this. I'll be watching the news and.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I'll hear someone say, well, especially, it's not especially.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
This isn't difficult. I don't know why I'm so dumb.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm on edge. To me, I know I've been set
off by Brian Branch. Branch has really triggered you. I
guess I need to get baptized. Listen, I got apologized
all my teammates. I'm in a mood today, but I'm
gonna go get baptized. My dog told me to go
get baptized. Pursue baby dog sitter. My dog sitter in
Utica wants me to uh to get baptized.

Speaker 8 (27:58):
Judge Perkins, while asking if the officer wasn't wearing pants,
continued on with proceedings for defendant Nikisha Lee. As usual,
the dress code on thirty six District Court's website clearly
states for a virtual hearing, acceptable attire includes casual business
and prohibits any clothing that's not suitable for court setting
or professional environment.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Well, last time, then I checked.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
It doesn't say you can't wear pair or like you're
obligated to wear pants. What if your professional setting or
your professional tire is in fact not wearing pants. But
if you yeah, you're a UPS driver, Yeah they wear shorts. Yeah,
So like what is the what are the rules? Be
specific about the rules be transparent. Now I'm on his side.
I'm glad that he was pantsless. I'm like, he's my guy.

(28:41):
I what I be look look, I was on his
side anyway. I didn't care that he was wearing pants.
Oh yeah, it's Brian Brandch, who's side I'm not on.
But again, if I find Jesus, maybe I'll feel better.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
When you're in a zoom hear and you should dress
as if you were in person.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
Here.

Speaker 8 (28:53):
We reached out to Judge Perkins Wednesday, but haven't heard back.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
He's like, listen, that's that's my cauh. He Look, that's
what he did at the family reunion last week. That's
just what he's always going pants That's ok, right there.
You should see it. Man, we we're at the family reunion.
He's always pantless. We call him pantsless police Officer Cut,
pantless Matthew, that's his pan.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
That's pantsless, Steve the Cut.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
William mcconaco says it is up to the discretion of
the judge on how they want to handle a situation
like that.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
You always gonna do. He's gonna get with him, They're
gonna laugh about it and say, my bad. Let's pretend
like we punished you in some way so these dopes
on the news will get a pound of flesh.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
Judge Perkins could have held Officer Jackson in contempt or
stop proceedings to have him put pants on.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
We have to watch it.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Put him on, put him on, put him on camera.
We'll wait and like he gets up and I want
you to put those on in front of the camera.
Put your pants on in front of the camera, officer.
Keep you camera set up for a full body shop.
We will make sure those pants stay on and stay up.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
You horn dog you.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
He did none of that because Chief Judge mcconaco's says
they have a long standing relationship.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Doster Jackson is a very professional police officer.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
He's always recurious to the citizens.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
And so that's why I was at a little bit stunning,
and that is why he did not discipline him.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Instead, i'd be addressed appropriately.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
That's why I was doing the same thing. We'll get
in trouble for it.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
So just because he had tied on Hanna right to
do what he did, see you know what, I'm on
that guy side.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
That was some rando they talked to out and like
imagine walking up to somebody for the news story and
it gets your opinion on a Pantiles's police officer on zoom. Hello,
I'm lady newsperson. Can I interview you look like you
might be a criminal?

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Friend?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Can I ask you a question about what would happen
if you went into a courtroom with no pants on?
Can I ask you that? Also? Well, I got you here.
What do you think about Brian Branch being baptized?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Are you gonna wear.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Your Brian Branch jersey as a sign of solidarity as
we stand behind our fallen hero? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
So yeah, apparently the officer and the judge are boys.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
So that's why he gave him preferential treatment and let
him sit He probably lets him sit there without his
pants on, he knows. But then his dumb friend didn't
pull the camera up.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
And then he's pancing.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
You got to fix the camera, Bud, to fix the camera.
Come on, cut, pull up your pants. You got you
got some pants, Pull your pants up. What's the matter
with you? Like Bernie mack one said in a bad
Santa and pull your damn pants up? What's the matter
with you? Anyway? So that's what's going on in local
news today. The lead story the two big stories football

(31:33):
player gets baptized and pantsless cop. And they say the
news is dying. Tisk tisk, Here's Boston one O six
point seventy, Detroit's wheels Josh in his show, It's Josh
and James this morning.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Hey, it's uh Evonka Trump's birthday today. She's forty four. Hello, ladies,
Why I like me some Ivanka Trump? How do you
feel about it? Vanka Trump different? I'm not even care
what you think about her dad or anything. I just
want to know. Do you think if Vanka Trump is hot?
I mean she's okay looking, She's okay, it's okay looking. Yeah,

(32:13):
I'm not as hot and bothered about her like you are. Oh,
I am unlike Ivanka Trump along. I know it changed
your mood. Oh, I'm in a better mood now. I
don't go away fast, don't worry. I'm just I'm surly today.
I think it's the word you could use to describe me. Now,
I'm gonna to deal with Casey. You know you went
kind of political today. Why is that? Well? You said

(32:34):
if Vonka Trump is hot, and we can't do that,
we can't let anybody know which way you lean.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
And I'm like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I just think Ivanka Trump is hot, and I think
most straight males would no matter who they voted for. Yeah,
but now people are gonna think your magle like, well
hold on, okay, well then let me let me balance
things out. Four faces ago, I thought Gretchen.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Whitmer was pretty hot.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Okay, four faces ago, not so much anymore, but she
was at one point. It's not right now there, See
I balance things out. Balance. That's also say they say
you need balance, So I guess balance means anytime you
say someone who's associated with one political party, you have
to say another person's hot too. Okay, that's how that

(33:20):
word problem isn't kind of running short on people on
the other side they think we're hot. I'm trying to think, like, hey,
you know it's a hot piece. Is that Tipper Gore?

Speaker 4 (33:30):
But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
But anyway, Ivanka Trump.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
There's forty four years old.

Speaker 2 (33:34):
See her dad was right, she's very hot.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
This is the Josh Innish Show on one Who's six
point seven double.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Ullz Detroit's Wheels one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels
less than an hour away from getting you into the
toolbox party.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
That's at eight twenty five.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Hello. Top ten most popular airport snacks in the United States. Now,
this question is kind of weird because some of these
examples are are well, I guess it's all like snacksh
you'd buy it like the Hudson News. Ky. Yeah, what
do you think is the number one snack that is
purchased at United States airports? Eminem No, and that's not

(34:12):
even in the top ten? Oh my gosh, number one. Actually,
I'll start at number ten. How about that. We'll count down.
We'll do it Casey Kaseum style. We'll do it a
rig d style. Let's see here, Harribo gummy bears are
number ten. Okay, that's a purchase the usually make. Yeah.
So when you're like, that's the thing, like you go
to the airport and they trap you in there and
then they force you to spend up seeing the amounts

(34:33):
of money on junk.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Get ten dollars for you know, five gummy bears?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, it's and then then like the you get a
big mac for like thirty bucks. That's stupid. I'm a
big gummy bear guy, though, I like gummy bear gum
Dorito's Cool Ranch number nine. Do you prefer the cool
ranch or the nacho cheese? I'm a cool ranch guy
me too. I would lean that way. I mean, if
I had to pick out of all the flavors they have,
like a new tangy saracha. Oh that sounds good.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Do they have a Doritos too? Or was that lake?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
It was limited it was a limited time thing. I'm
a big Ketchup ketch I love Ketchup. That's like, but
that is like ketchup potato chips. Yes, and I like
to dip actual potato chips and ketchup as well. I
mean that makes sense. I'm a big Ketchup connon, I'm
a ketchup connoisseur. What's your favorite ketchup brand? We gotta
go hind anything else. And I refuse to put anything

(35:22):
that's pronounced cats up or spelled cats up anywhere near
a burger or fries or anything that's janki ish, and
I want no part of it to my barbecue. No good.
If you have cats up, I don't want to go, like,
what the hell is cats up? Welch's fruit snacks. I
also really like Welch's fruit snacks.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
You and my son have something in common.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I actually like those better than gummy bears. Gummy bears
tend to give me heartburn. I don't know, Yeah, it's weird.
I get like a gird type of deal. That sounds
like old man issues. Now.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
We talked about that the other day, about things that
make you feel old.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Some of those fruits no bird, Oh, my gird has
been set off.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
But my gird has been set.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Off by uh fruitsna as a gummy just gummy girds.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Oh, I want to feel old.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
I went to the doctor the other day and she
I had to get alo purreanol, which is like a
preventative for out like I feel like such an old guy.
Is it a pill or like a shot?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
It's a I got a pill. So it's like a
daily thing. Let's see.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Dunkin Donuts is number seven, okay, uh, sour patch kids
number six, Twizzlers number five.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
People who eat Twizzlers.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
I'm I'm like, put them right up there with the
people that eat candy corns. Come on, they're not even
in the.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Same No, I'm gonna I like Twizzlers.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
There's no flavor, there's no foot. Do you eat the
chocolate ones or the brown licorice or whatever? Yeah, I mean,
I mean, I'm it's not like what I'm going to
the store to buy, but it there's red Twizzlers around
the Twizzlers has no flavor, Like for someone that likes
sour patch and everything, like you do, how.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Do you like Twizzlers?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
You need to give the taste buds a break. I
don't know. I actually prefer the red vines, the real cheep.
I think red vines are better. We have a red
vines household Cheetos Flaming Hot Crunchy now at the airport. No,
I don't want like the red fingers, and I don't
want like you don't want your bee hold the potentially
the other problem. I've had that issue before. Like we're
the night before making a long flight. I just went

(37:11):
out and got hammered, Nate wings and everything. You do
not want to be stuck in a compromising position on
an airplane toilet, and they got to air out the
whole airplane.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
And then and you know what happens when you.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Open that door, it all blasts out and people know
it was you that was responsible for that odor. And
I'm like, sorry, everybody, wings and beer. Last night, I
got hammered, and it's and then like just the little
tiny toilet, it's impossible to wipe in there, especially if
you're really even take a leak in that I know,
like you're like you're squatting to take a leak. You're

(37:43):
bending at like an eighty degree angle to take so
your head doesn't hit the top. Trying to figure out
how people have joined the mile High club in the
little room like this, I'd like to find out. Uh,
Cheetos puffs is number three. Jack Link's beef jerky is
number two. You can afford it at the airport. What
is your favorite beef jerky? Any kind of like Taraoki
Jack Wins is a good brand. But I like the

(38:05):
old Trapper, Old Trap. That's old trappers. That good stuff
right there, brother at the target shelf. There's a place
called it's called BUCkies. It's a big truck stop throwing
Texas and other places. And they to go there window
it's you should because it's amazing. And they have a
lemon pepper beef jerky. They have all sorts of beef jerkeys,
a whole wall right, oh yeah, this whole giant.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
We need to go.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
We need to make a pilgrimage to find the nearest
BUCkies wherever.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
The Nearest BUCkies.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Sponsor sponsored the road trip to BUCkies.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
And number one is oreos oreos.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
I disagree with them. Yeah. I mean when I'm at
the airport, I just need something to chew on that's
not gum, because when I chew gum, like I will
just constantly chew my jaw. I do that too, So
I like the gummies. Yeah, the gummies. Yeah, yeah, sorry,
I get it out there. We go like the gummies
will do what I need the gum to do, but
it doesn't hurt my jaw. So I get a beverage,

(38:56):
so I'll get like a diet pepsi and I'll get
like a bag gummies totes, you know, And then I
could take my medication so I can set foot on
the airplane and not have a miltdown. So you have
to take like an anxiety med for that. Yeah, tax
to get zannyw you get the sand. I'm not taking
like a whole bar. I'm not taking like a Xandy bar,
just like a little low dose. Okay, the judge it,
you know, I'm not judging. You do what you gotta do.

(39:18):
If that's what you need to do to get on
a plane, do what you gotta do to get on
a plane.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
My wife has to take like the uh what's the
stuff dropping?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Yeah, she has to take that, you know the most.
This doesn't doesn't bother me. The fear of the plane
falling and plummeting out of the sky and I die
in a fiery wreck. That's what terrifies me. That's an
irrational fear. Yeah, that's it's being scared of all things
in open space.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
It is a very irrational fear. I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
So look, we all have it all right. How about Boulevard.
It's green Day again, eight twenty five. Your chance to
get into the Toolbox party. We are Detroit's wheels. Look,
I don't know what you want from me. I jumped
the gun. I didn't look at how much time was
left in the song, and I just got caught up in.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
The all lost the music I did.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I can't help myself, all right, So Josh in a show.
So when is motor City Comic Con fourteenth through the sixteenth? Okay,
so that's coming election place in Novay? Yeah, so it's
coming up in November. I'm shocked at my dad buck party. Yeah,
isn't at this thing? So my dad does comic cons
every week, And if you don't know, my dad has
done Scooby and Shaggy and a bunch of different characters

(40:24):
and movies and a voice actor.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
He's a voice actor.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yes, he's a disc jockey actually by trade, but he
is a He's done Scooby, Shaggy, Astro, Popeye, a lot
of different characters. That makes a lot of sense because
you're very good at impersonations. You're really Casey is right
on the money.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Well, Dad's is better.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
So basically I'm just like some poor a knockoff of
my dad when it comes to doing these voices. I mean, well, actually, no,
the Casey is right. You're talking about Casey over here.
I thought you made Casey case No, not like my dad,
boss case It's not like my dad walks around doing
a Casey Krakowski impression, Like, hey Dad, do your Casey?
Saying you do a good Casey yes, without having the
genetics in you to do the impersonations, is what I'm saying. No,

(41:06):
that you'd be right about. I do an amazing case
I mean it's lights out. I mean not even with
the belt sound effect, but with the belt sound effect,
it elevates it to like a high level.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
It makes me scared. I got to run.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yes, but any who, So I'm surprised my dad's not
at this because he goes to a lot of the
big ones and makes a lot of money doing it too.
So do people come up and have him do like
voice like hey say, like, for example, if I was
going out to some celebrities for our show, Yeah, okay,
can you give us, you know, a drop saying hey,
this is so and so and you listen. He would
in a show, Yeah, he will do it in character,

(41:37):
Yeah he would, But he'd also like he sets up
a whole big to do and sells a bunch of merche.
Oh yeah, he does a hell of a job. Like
some of these guys don't need to have a big setup.
Like when you know Robert England, who played Freddy shows
up in a comic con, he doesn't need to have
a whole setup because he's Freddie.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Everybody knows.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
My dad has to let people know who he is,
and his setup is incredible. Like it's say they have
a trailer. He's got the lady that drives him everywhere.
That's like his assistant. Yeah, the lesbian lady. Because I'm like,
does your wife ever worry that you travel around? He's like,
oh no, she's a lesbian. I'm like, okay, whatever, cool.
But and they travel the world together, like he's been

(42:15):
in I think most recently he was in one in Mississippi,
one in North Carolina. He was down in Palm Beach, Florida.
Like he just drives everywhere with this these comic cons,
there's so many is I'm shocked he's not going to
be here. I know.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Let's look at some of the people who are going
to be at this one though.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
See if we want to talk to any of these Pete, Oh,
Juliette Lewis is going to be there, Like Juliette Lewis,
Matthew Lillard, a guy my dad knows because he's in
that Scooby Universe connection. Let's see here, Brutus, the barber beefcake. Dude,
I've got my haircut at Rude is the barber beefcake
with the hedge you clippers, Oh, look at you. That's fun.

(42:53):
Catherine Bell I have no idea who she is, but
I see her in things and I think she's so hot.
She's like this super advocate general show Jag. She was
on that Wow, she was on Jazz. It's also been
in a like she plays the female like mom figure
or white figure in a couple of comedy movies. I
believe is she in a witch show? I think she's
on some sort of witch TV show. But I think

(43:13):
she's hot too. But we don't need to talk with
them just because she's hot. I would always watch Jag
with my mom. Dude, I don't blame you, Linda Blair.
Let's try to get Linda Blair on the show. To
little exorusis talk or in the request. Tell her we're
going to get in, but we only want to talk
about the Exorcist to the heretic and a movie called Repossessed,
which was a horrible spoof of The Exorcist starring Linda

(43:36):
Blair and Leslie Nils. Well, hey, if we get her
to call in, I'll let you drop it then. And
when I was a young boy, I was super turned
on by her in a movie called roller Boogie.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Really yeah, go watch roller Bookie.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Tell her that one. If you get her on the
I will. I'm like, let me tell you you're you're
hooters to my young eyes, your hooters were immaculate and
roller Boogie, I've seen you here in the studios. Take
me back to my days with roller Boogie. She's like,
how old are you? Well, I wasn't old enough to
watch it when it came out, but as a young boy,
I discovered roller Boogie, and I discovered your ample bosom
and you're a Catherine Bell. Yes, she was in some

(44:08):
movie called The Good Witch. She also I think plays
the wife or another news anchor and Bruce almighty, Ah,
that's the one.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
I think she's super hot. I think she's got a
look about her that's like I think it's the lips.
I think the lips do it. Jamie Kennedy did try
to get Jamie Kennedy's a good I had him on
my show in Philly like ten years ago. Malibu's Most
Wanted is one of my favorite movies of all time.
I'm sure he'd loved to hear that. I'm sure he would.
Rose McGowan, I wait, look, I guess they're doing a
Scream thing, because everybody from Scream is that this thing?

(44:37):
It looks like it. I'm not sure if there's a
panel Campbell there. I want to talk to Nev Campbell,
get her on. Maybe she'll be there next year. I
know Nev Campbell. Oh, Amy Smart, she had that run
in the late nineties early two thousands, where she was
in Everything Varsity.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Blues, Road Road Trip.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
She was in what was the Butterfly Effect with Oh Yeah, Butcher.
She was in a great movie that Doesn't Get Enough
Love called Just Friends with uh with what Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Great movie.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's what is that when.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
He got suit?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, and he goes back to like his high school
town and then then tries to date his high school
sweetheart or whatever. That one's a good one. Skeet Ole
Rich is going to be there. So yeah, there's a
total scream the panel from Empire Records, which her head Robin,
Oh yeah, getting a dude, Empire Records is my Jamdude.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
That's I love him.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
That's a movie in our household, one of my wife's favorites.
Great soundtrack, amazing soundtrack, great movie. Uh like that made
me want to work in in a music store? Same
you know, I didn't, but I didn't either. I was
stuck in a grocery store. Did you try to tell
a kid today that you had a dream of working
in a record store? Yeah, well you are old. You
want to work at iTunes?

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Show six point seven w.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
L Z Josh Show sports. Yeah, it is so h
We talked about l s U earlier, that is Louisiana
State University and they have a coach opening a position.
The position of head ball coach at Louisiana State University
is open. Yeah you're happy about this being I am
because I think Brian Kelly's a putt. But there are

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a lot of names being thrown around for that job.
What does that mean locally? Well, someone who's got great
ties to LSU is Lions defensive coordinator Kelvin Sheppard played
at LSU. He's a I mean, he's one of those
passionate LSU dudes. Oh dude. You see him on the
field when the defensive it's a great plays watch he is.
And eventually, you know, he could be one of those

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guys that becomes a head coach. I mean, you saw
Aaron Glenn become a head coach. He's over in with
the Jets obviously now so uh And he's a hot
commodity and he's a name that's been thrown around.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Now for what it's worth, none.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Of the odds, any of these sites that have the
odds for who's gonna be the next LSU coach even
have Kelvin Sheppard as a guy that's even a possibility,
You're not gonna do. I'm gonna call my buddy. My
buddy's like the dude that's tied into LSU down there
in the media. I'll see if he believes that there's
any possibility that Kelvin Sheppard gets hired. Now the question
is also does Kelvin Shephard want the job. I think

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he does because he's been liking some comments that people
have posted about, Hey, we like Kelvin Sheppard to be
the coach. Now he speaks today. Thursday is when the
coordinators talk, so I'm sure he'll get some questions about that.
See if he has any real interest in that job.
Who knows what he'll say. You think the Lions should
be worried? I think so. I mean, anytime you've got
a coordinator that's successful, you should be worried no matter what,

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because people are looking for the next big thing. And
then you see Ben Johnson and Aaron Glenn. I mean,
I can sweep him up mid season right now, or
do you around?

Speaker 4 (47:35):
No, No, you can't do that. He'll finish the season obviously, But.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Yeah, I don't know, I don't know I get. I
think LSU's too big of a job to hire a
guy that's never been a college coach or never been
a head coach in college. Like I just I think
it's too big of a job. And you just fired
a guy that you're paying fifty million dollars to go away.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
So I don't think.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Kelvin Sheppard will get the job. But look, they're looking
for someone that's passionate about LSU because they felt that
Brian Kelly wasn't. Kelvin Sheper is passionate about LSU. He
is an LSU purpling, gold bleeds it kind of guy.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
So we'll see.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Now.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
The governor of the state of Louisiana is a guy
named Jeff Landry, and he had a press conference that
was not about football yesterday, but he was asked about
the LSU coaching search. What he said about the athletic
director has to make the athletic director feel like a
total loser. Okay. So he's asked like, if Scott Woodward,

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who's the ad there, is going to have anything to
do with the coaching search, And this is the governor
of Louisiana.

Speaker 10 (48:35):
No, I can tell you right now was not selecting
the next coach. Hell, I'll let Donald Trump select it
before I'll let him do it. I don't know, water
super is going to come up with a committee and
they're going to go find us a coach.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
The governor is usually that involved in college football, not
really like why it's this, it's Louisiana. I mean, well,
the whole thing came together last week because LSU is
getting their asses kicked by A and M and in
a matter of the second, basically the second half of
that game, all these rich people decided we're firing Brian Kelleam.
We're gonna find the money to pay him off, and
the governor is in on it. But that's so Louisiana corrupt,

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Huey Long, all this stuff. But I play that because, again,
how fascinating is that there's a guy who's employed as
the athletic director and the governor of the state says
he ain't hiring the coach. So wow, to me, Yeah, well,
they're gonna fire the athletic directors what that means? But
is Kelvin Shepard really a candidate for the job. I
don't believe he's a legit candidate, but he probably wants it.

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If they called him, I guaranteed be interested to call. Yeah,
for sure. So apparently the speaking of local guys and
money and other things. There's more reports out about the
Trek Schooble offer from the Tigers. According to John Hayman,
Detroit's offer over a year ago was eighty million for
four years. Hayman originally reported that the initial offer was

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less than one hundred and seventy million that the Red
Sox gave Gert Crochet.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Look, I know you'd like that. A lot of people
would like to have Schooble.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
If if you can have him, have him.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
But it doesn't blow my skirt up like the idea
that keeping Schooble if it's gonna cost you a billion
dollars to keep him, he ain't worth it, because no
starting pitcher is worth it.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
You know who's worth it?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Otani, a guy that can get three home runs in
a World Series game and give you eight innings. That's
a guy that's worth that money. I ain't paying any
starting pitcher, particularly one that's had two Tommy John surgeries.
The money that he's going to get on the open market,
I want no part of that. My belief is still
you write it out with him this year, and you
use him up because you have your best chance to
win right now. Go add some pieces around him, don't

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give him the big deal, and use his ass up as.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Much as you can now.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Correct now, the argument would be, well, let's go out
and shop him and get some players. And I'm not
totally against that either. That's not an asinine concept, and
if they did it, I wouldn't tell you it's terrible.
But what I would tell you is that you've got
a guy who's still very good. Use him up, get
another picture behind him, like a legit number two, not
Jack Flaherty or Casey myies. Get a legit number two,

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add some bats, and go try to win the World
Series in this crappy division. That's what I would do,
And then I'd let him walk at the end of
it and or trade him at the deadline if things
aren't going well. But I mean, get the most out
of him right now. Don't pay him. Do not pay
this guy. Never pay pictures four hundred, five hundred million dollars.
It is stupid, it is it is a fool's Errand
to do that, do not all right, Pistons won last

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night too, Go Pistons Detroit Basketball. All right, let's play
some rock and roll about Soundgarden. You guys want some Soundgarden?
Good because I'm playing it. I'm not gonna stop it either,
so deal with it. About ten minutes away from your
chance to get into the tool Box party. It is
the Joshenness Show. Good morning friends. So I am efforting

(51:51):
information on whether or not LSU is legitimately interested in
Kelvin Shevard because I'm a newsman. At my core, I'm
a man who is there to find the story. You
have breaking news here? No, I have no breaking news yet.
I'm efforting. I'm putting in the work. I'm putting in
the work. I'm reaching out to my sources to see
if well their actual sources have any info. My source

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is just someone who gets it from a real source.
You see what I'm saying. I'm like hurd it from
a friend who heard it from a friend. Yeah, it's
like the telephone game here. So I'll let you know.
I'll let you know what my sources think about the
likelihood of a situation where Kelvin Sheppard is even legitimately
considered for the LSU gig. Because people are worried. There's
concern around here because you just lost Aaron Glenn. Now

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Kelvin Shepherd's coming here and he's kicking ass. After that
an initial hiccup early in the season, that defense is hummed. Yeah,
on the money, they're playing great ball, so we'll see. Look,
I'm efforting my sources right now. I am big time
news man like Walter Cronkin, and that you just sent
somebody a text. I just sent someone a text who

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has real sources. My source again, is someone who has
real sources. Skin with your people, and let me know
the answer to this question. Second and third hand sources
is what I have. So here's one for you. Weird
food laws that still exist in the US. Let's see,
these are courtesy of something called the Pioneer Woman. So
weird laws that involve food that still exist in some

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states today. Like when you dig deep into the annals,
into the books, you'll find that these laws still exist.
For instance, in Alabama, it's illegal to walk down the
street with an ice cream cone in your back pocket.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
It dates back to horse thieving days.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Sneaky riders once used the trick to lure horses away
without technically stealing them. There's like, why would you even
put an ice cream cone in your back pocket? It's
because you want to steal someone's steed. No, it makes sense,
all right. It's amazing how far back these have to date.
Then for horses to even be part of the mix.
You're talking like one hundred years probably for that to
be there. But then again, when was ice cream invented?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Now, I know that the ice has to be after
nineteen oh four, because allegedly the ice cream cone was
invented at the World's Fair in Saint Louis in nineteen
oh four. Look, I am what you would call a
connoisseur of knowledge of world's fairs. I don't know why
these things are like, I don't know why I like
this so much, but I like to read about world's
fairs because the fact that they existed fascinates me. And

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the nineteen oh four World's Fair, which took place in
Saint Louis, is allegedly where the ice cream cone was invented,
So this would have to date back to at least
as far back as nineteen oh four nineteen oh five.
I don't know how fast the ice cream cone made
it down to Alabama, from Missouri. I don't know. That
could all be lies too, I don't know. Of course,

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the movie Meet Me in Saint Louis was set to
the backdrop of the nineteen oh four World's Fair with
Judy Garland. It's actually not a bad little musical and
it's got a couple of solid numbers like meet me
in Saint Louis, Louis, meet me at the Fair, or
Ding Ding Ding went the trolley, or zing tug tug
tug with whatever whatever point being is.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
It's a solid little muse and it had Judy Garland
in it.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
None of that matters. Forget. You're such a musical guy, dude.
I love musicals. I do, not all of them, but
you know, like Rent is a solid musical. Although Rent
is an interesting musical because it's literally about a bunch
of people who have aids that refuse to pay their rent.
And I'm like, why are we rooting for you guys?
Are you guys the heroes of this? Like the movie
starts with these people singing a song about it, too

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much about it, don't think too much?

Speaker 4 (55:25):
I dig real deep, and then the Mama me and
musical is good.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Chicago, Chicago is legitimately the movie version of Chicago with
Renee Zellweger, Katharine Zaida Jones, throat cancer and thing cuddling,
all that, Richard gear gerbils all of that outstanding. Johncey
Riley sings in that too.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Oh God, he's so good in that.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Mister Cellophane is the name of his song, Cellophane. Mister
Cellophane should have been my name, mister Cellophane.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Ha.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Speaking of John c Riley singing, he wants to take
Dewey Cox out on tour and do the song for real.
You know, Dodd, I love that movie. It's it's an
underrated gym that not enough people know. It's card Cariluana.
You don't want no part of that, Dewey. But what's it? Well,
what's it make me feel like? It makes all your
bad feelings turn into good feelings? You don't want no

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part of this, Dewey? I think I like to be
part of.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Walk Hart is so.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Good and walk Hard He's gonna take it out on tour.
And I think maybe Jack White might be involved in it,
because Jack White was in the movie. Yeah, he plays Elvis.
He played Elvis and walk Hard and I think Jack
White might be part of it. If that's the case,
I checked, and I know all the damn sucks from
the movie. It's one of my favorite movies. He's such
a funny, talented guy, like he came to town with
Tim and Eric as his character doctor Stephen Rule. Yeah,

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he's fantastic anyway. I'm a big John c Riley And
one of my favorite movies Boogie Knights, and he's in
Boogie Knights, and he's in all those with the Will Ferrell.
I love John c Brothers. Yep, step Brothers. Uh, let's
see other stuff, Talladaya Knights. Let's see what's eating Gilbert Grape.
He's in that with the morbid le obese mom and
everything and Leo play an Arnie and Johnny Depp. Oh yeah,

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he's like Johnny Depp's best friend. I think back to
this list. Yeah that after the pref acide a musical interlude.
In California, any frog that participates in a frog jumping
contest and dies or is killed may not be eaten
and must be destroyed. Okay, okay, Connecticut, a pickle isn't

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officially a pickle unless it bounces. The rule was created
after inspectors discovered vendors selling bad pickles and use the
bounced test to spot the fakes. But I'm gonna do
that test at the next Renaissance Fair when the pickle
guy's harassing me. But I guess my question would be, like,
once you drop a pickle, then isn't it dirty? Why
would anybody want to eat a pickle that you had
to drop on the ground to see if it bounce

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a bounce that I'm in your kitchen counter or something. Also,
you seem like a rent Fair guy. You a couple.
I like the rent The Texas Renaissance Festival is like
an elite ren fairparably, they have huge orgies and everything
like this thing. But yeah, I don't like to dress
up for the Rent Fair. I like to judge the
people that do. But I like to go because the
kettle corn and turkey legs and meat are Yeah, the

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food's fun, it's fun atmosphere. Throw some axes, maybe you'll
ride a camel, don't know. Georgia, it's illegal to eat
fried chicken with utensils. That's the way I like it.
Who the hell eats fried chicken with a fork? Did
you imagine getting a ticket for eating fried chicken with
a fork. Let me tell you who eats fried chicken
with a fork. There are people that have a certain
sign in their yard. Here we go, Casey says, I

(58:33):
can't make fun of anymore. But the people that we
eat fried chicken with a fork have a certain sign,
and you know what sign it is. But I'm not
allowed to mention it, so they are sorry Casey, but
you guys know the sign.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Massachusetts in nineteen thirty nine law forbids the use of
tomatoes and clam chowder. That's just a good law. There
should not be tomatoes and clam chowd I'm not a
big clam chowder guy, are you I like clam chowder?

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Yeah, New Jersey.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
It's against the law to slurp your soup in public
while in the states, so that's good. You should be
beheaded if you slurp your soup. What are you? Hannibal
lecter like I hate his liver with some fava beans
and a nice kiante.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
There you go. So those are weird, quirky laws. Just
want to stand on your list from your hometown. Stealing
someone else's crawfish in Louisiana. Isn't just rude, it's illegal,
and in fact, taking more than fifteen hundred dollars worth
can land you a felony charge. Goodfish's fifteen hundred dollars worth.
It depends on what what they cost them they boatload. Well,
I mean fifteen hundred dollars, it's gonna be a lot

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of crawfish. But depending on you know, the price per pound.
You ever had crawfish? Yes, a crawfish are good. It's
a pain in the ass because it's a whole process
to have to peel them and stuff. But like poor
man's lobster. But essentially, yes, mini lobster, it'd be lobster.
If you're many kiss you're perfect. Yes, but they always
have on the rider.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
Yeah, you know what do we have?

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
We're looking for lobster and they just bring it here. Here, here,
we got use some regular sized lobsters for you. Go
Minnie a spreely. Here is your lobster. No, you're trying
to pull one over on me. That's a crawfish. No no, no, no,
that's lobster. I swear you got it from the same
mini market. I gotta shop at eight seven, seven, nine
eight one oh sixty seven is the phone number.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Do you want to go to the Toolbox Party?

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I know you do because all of my phones are
lit up and I didn't even ask you to call yet.
That means there's a thirst. There's a hunger for the
Toolbox Party. Uh so let's take a call here, Let's
see who we got. Hello with Detroit's wheels. Dare I'm
calling about the Toolbox Party.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Well, do you want to go?

Speaker 8 (01:00:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
I do. I will tell me why you deserve to
go to the Toolbox partycause I'm a Milwaukee guy and
I love tools. Oh, he's a big Milwaukee tool guy.
Like how tools? I'm sorry I didn't hear you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Like what power tools do you have?

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
Oh? I got everything impact. They doesn't need to win anything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Sounds like you've got everything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Yeah, yeah, but there's always always to have more and
stuff because you're a guy and stuff with tool Yeah,
that's true. You're gonna make it all two twenty, yes,
twenty to twenty one, whatever it takes. All right, what's
your name?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Joe?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Joe?

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Let me put you on hold. All right, we'll get
you to the Toolbox party.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
All right. Awesome, man, awesome, you're awesome, Thank you friend,
and nobody appreciated my mister mom reference. Mister Mom may
be the greatest movie to take place in Detroit. What
are you people doing? What do you want from me?
It's only like the greatest comedy of all time? I
mean whatever. The reference was going right over my head.
It did. You're fired, Get out, go away, go back

(01:01:52):
to David Chuck where they don't appreciate.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Mister mom references.

Speaker 2 (01:01:55):
Oh, I got.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
All right anyway, So we got a lot to do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
We'll get another person and buddies into the toolbox party
at nine to twenty five. All right, it is the
Josh Inness Show. More rock and roll and frivolity on
the Way on the wayday and now two things are
playing well those six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ns Show.

(01:02:24):
It is Josh and James today. Hello.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Here's one and this is from Reddit. It's a question
for the ladies.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
What's something society tells women to care about that you've
stopped caring about completely? So if they're ladies listening and
you want to get in via text, you can text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one. You can also call eight seven seven nine
eight one six seven that is the number to call.
Let's see here. So here's some of the answers from

(01:02:52):
ladies on Reddit. And the question is something society tells
women to care about that you stop caring about completely
shaving your legs? Well, that's number one on this list
is body hair. And I'm like, well, I think you
should care about that, son. Look, yeah, I prefer nice,
smooth social schoom oroom. Yeah, Like, I mean, look, you
can do what you want to do, but I think

(01:03:15):
that having lots of body hair for a woman is
probably not an ideal thing if you are trying to
attract a mate of the opposite sex. Yeah, I can
handle leg hair, but the harry armpits. You can handle
leg hair. I mean, I can handle it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:29):
I'll deal with it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Which has now confirmed that Cody has hairy legs? No, no,
we'll get her in here to find out. Don't get me.
Show us those yams, baby, show them, show them, Let's
see those hairy legs. But or if you want to
find a mate of the same sex, like you might
be the masculine, the masculine man and the lesbian U
the one who used it from butsh Yeah, but I

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mean that's what it is. Maybe the person you're with
wants you to be a little bit, you know, daintier
and maybe have less hair. It's not just dudes that
wanting that. Another thing that ladies stop caring about completely.
These are all answers from Reddit. By the way, whether
men find me attractive in public? I put effort into
my appearance because it makes me feel confident. But if

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I have to step out of the house and leggings
and a big T shirt because I'm running errands or
simply don't have the energy, I no longer worry if
I'm still attractive. You go, girl.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Even when ladies don't try to look hot in leggings
and stuff, they still subconsciously.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Try to look hot and leggings.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah, well, like I try not to look hot while
I wear leggings, you're essentially wearing nothing. Oh but I
don't care if I look hot, ma'am. I can see
your badunka dunkin leggings, ma'am. I can see your vagina. Yeah,
I can see it all it's cold, I can see
Oh no, there's a moose knuckle like Okay, I can
see the thing so don't act like you don't know
that you're hot wearing leggings.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Stop it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Gray hair. I don't care that my hair is turning gray,
and I find it fun and beautiful at the same time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
I have no problem with that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
There's some hot gray haired ladies, like like Nancy in
Nightmare on Elm Street when her little hair starts turning
right on the front. Yeah, or or I can't think
of anybody else, but I'm sure there are some hot
gray haired ladies out there. I go, what's her name,
Meryl Streep? Is her hair Braank Jamie Lee Curtis getting
married and having kids. I'm on your side on that one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
You go, don't worry about having kids because society tells
you to have kids. Here's what I've learned. If you're
not cut out to have kids, don't go have kids
just because society tells you should have kids. I agree,
Go live your life. Other things that women stop caring
about completely, according to Reddit, makeup and having their nails done.

Speaker 4 (01:05:41):
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Although I went to get a petty a couple of
weeks and you felt lovely, really big petty.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
That sounds terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Yeah's rephrase that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Big petticure guy. Hey, come here, have a seat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Yeah, Oh this is Josh. He's a big petty guy.
Why don't you have a seat. It says here that
you were here to meet a fourteen year old girl.
Is that true? It was al room, whroom lane, chat room, dude.
I aging. I used to stress over every little line
an anti aging product, but now I just see it
as proof I've lived.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I'm starting to worry, Like I start looking at certain
things and I think I'm getting older and it kind
of depresses me a little bit. Yeah. For me, it's
like seeing the things that I enjoyed as like as
a kid and like being on a classic TV and
stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Oh god, you might be in the wrong zone.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Pal being skinny, Well, look, you shouldn't have to worry
about being skinny, but don't just go out there and
you know, make yourself into a boat because like, like
this person's clearly fat, and that's okay, Like there's no
I'm fat, so I can say that, Like any chick
that's like I don't care about being skinny is.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
Probably very large.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
But if you're like one of the six hundred pounds sisters,
might need to do a little bit of work just
for your own health. If you need to be airlifted
out of your home, you might be a little too large.
Stretch marks. Hey, look, certain stretch marks can be hot.
I'm just saying wearing a bra. I would urge you
to not be concerned with that. Don't wear a bra.
Wearing a bra certain situations, I will, but not sure

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I need one, Honey, you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
You don't need that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
Bray being an independent woman, nah. I love having a partner.
I love that I have someone to lean up. I
agree with that. Like, we've created this world where every
chick has to be a bad bitch and stuff. And
it's like, there's nothing wrong with wanting to have a
dude or even being like some women want to be
someone who takes care of a family, correct, and some

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people don't. And that's okay. But you get these people
on the internet and all these people that think you
have to be a bad bitch and the only way
to be a bad bitch is to not need a
man and everything else. Like some people want to have
a dude, you know, and some dudes want to have
a wife like that. Some dudes want to be the
one that takes care of the house. I mean, look
bad dudes are dope, but like they exist. Let's see,

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I don't care. I stop caring about dressing for my age.
I don't want to be frumpy. I wasn't born to
be frumpy. Maybe that's why some people are surprised when
they find out my real age. Now I'm all on
your side, lady, keep dressing hot. I don't care how
old you are. Don't like these kids today wear the
giant baggy jeans and ben like. Don't do that. It
is weird seeing that because I'm like, oh, is that

(01:08:17):
what I looked like when I was a kid. Don't
do that. Also, the ladies on this reddit don't care
about social media presence.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Oh you shouldn't. It's a waste of time. Anyway, It's
it's stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
But anyway, there you go, if you have anything to
add to that. Ladies eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven? Are you Harry? Are you a
hairy lady? Do you care about body hair? Now? What
are you into? What do you not care about anymore?
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven
The hiddo like Josh Petty, Oh, Petty. Sorry, Petty. Now
you've taken it too far. Now what you've Jenny, Now

(01:08:49):
you've truly misrepresented me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I do not.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
You have slandered me hard, okay, and I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
My day we call it a beaver. And let me
tell you something. I snagged the pelter too, Yeah you have.
We've got bush him Harry.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Ladies, get on the phones.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It's the Joshennis Show, one of six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh Ennis Show. So we were talking about things
that women no longer care to do, like they just
don't care about these things anymore, according to a Reddit thread,
and it was examples like things like you know, your body,
hair and that kind of stuff. And I got a
text here that says, why should I be concerned about

(01:09:29):
what a man wants me to do?

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Like you don't have to because you don't have to
do whatever you want. But like, for let me give
you an example.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Okay, So, up until two days ago, I used to
walk around the radio station in sweats and a T
shirt and sometimes I'd be barefoot, and I got judged
very hard by a bunch of mean girls in this place.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
I've been bullied I've been bullied.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Ifoot, well I was, but you know that I was
having a gout phone with the gout issue. Yeah, I
don't just do it because I'm some sort of like
wacky liberal eccentric or something, and like some guy that
lives in Oregon and works in a tech company or
somebody that was a wind dealing with the footsh d correct.

Speaker 4 (01:10:07):
So they saw me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
And I was at this Mojo party the other day
and I sat down and nobody knows who I am.
They know my wife more because she's on du stuff
on channel. The only reason they know me is because
on occasion I am on the Mojo show, he'll pull
me in to make fun of me.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Basically correct.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
So I sit down with these people and they're talking
to my wife and all they do is just keep
harassing me for what I wear. They're like, oh he
wears sweats, and oh he wears ugs, and they're all laughing,
and my wife's ganging up on me because she's a
bitch's so she's ganging up on me with all these
people like yeah, you dressed varable. So now I wear
jeans to work because I've been shamed. I've been shamed

(01:10:45):
and wearing jeans. But I will tell you this, I
do somewhat feel better about myself because I feel like
I'm like, look, I'm not like dressed fancy, but you
throw on some jeans and some snakers and all of
a sudden, you feel like you've accomplished something for the confidence. Correct,
So being bully made me a better person. Wow, I
think I'm a better person now because I got bullied
by these mean girls at the radio station.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Are they super bitchy? Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
But I feel better about myself because I'm wearing jeans
tooan girls doing the Lord's work. They did right. So
it's the same thing with a lady that's like really hairy.
Sometimes you need to be told by a guy like, hey,
you're really hairy to kind of get you whipped into
shape a little bit, and then before you know it,
you're like a porcelain doll. There you go and you're happy,
and you'll be happier with yourself. There's no way that

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a lady walks around with like just tons of hair
all over, and it's like, I feel good about myself,
just like I didn't feel good about myself walking around
in what I slept in the night before, which I
literally did the other day. I don't feel good about
myself when I'm all Harry yeah again, I'm just too
lazy to do anything about it. Nobody looking at it,
so exact me in the mirror and look at it.
Ain't pretty And every now and then you get a

(01:11:51):
little snippy snip and it hurts so anyway. But there's
nothing wrong with being bullied into doing better for yourself.
That's a lesson to be learned here. I'm trying to again.
Uncle Josh is here to just give you some advice here.
There's nothing wrong with being bullied into bettering yourself. So, ladies,
if you feel like you're being judged because you're hairy,

(01:12:13):
maybe you're too hairy. Maybe I was dressed too slovenly.
Now I've got jeans. I'm wearing jeans. It was the
first time I've worn jeans since I've been here. Oh yeah,
lucky bro, I'm a big lucky brand jeans guy. Except
I go to eBay and I buy used ones like
I'm gonna go buy one hundred dollars carry Joe regular
and watch they stretch.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
I look at this, well, I look at the flexibility.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
I know right, Holy cow, I know, really scentuation bulge too,
I know right, there ain't much of it. It's a
lot of scrot. It's a lot of beans, not a
ton of frank. But I mean, if you do it
in the right angle, it looks like it could be
frank and not a lot of beans. But anyway, so
I thank the bullies over it at I know they're
all nice and Mojo's on the radio is always crying
about something like sad about something or happy about something,

(01:12:57):
and oh I love my team. They're bullies, Make no mistake,
They're not nice people, but they're bullying.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Has whipped me into shape.

Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Now I feel like the sky is the lemon. Now
I feel like ratings are coming, revenues coming, because I
wear hoodies and jeans to work.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
Here we go, not my pajamas.

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
I'm glad they don't say anything about my shorts.

Speaker 4 (01:13:13):
Oh you don't know that. They probably do in my face.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I think they are. I think they're intimidated by your tattoos.
Oh really, yeah me, I'm just kind of harmless. I'm
just the guy in sweats. But you've got calf tattoos.
You're not one to be trifled with you have no
reasons in life, like you're just out there now, like you,
I'm just a wilcome here just as he's got a
calf tat, he's got his whole leg tattooed up, he's
got knocking down the rents and oh boy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
Yeah, so that's why they don't mess with you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
But I guarantee you they sit over there and they're
in their little livery tower and they make fun of
you too. That's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
Yeah, but here we are now we have better at ourselves.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
We want to be the first time a group of
women had made fun of me, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
So it's nothing new.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
It is the Josh and A Show on one O
six point seven double us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
One of six boys seven Detroit's wheels. That's the crew.
I'm Josh. Our crew is me and James, and that's it.
We're not even a crue.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
We're a duo. And if you count Casey, I guess
we're a crew.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
We could just be the Motley Duo or the Motley Duo.
That's what we are, all right. So you remember our
pantsless police officer from the other day you got off, Well,
that story really blew up yesterday and it was the
actual lead story on the news on ABC last night.
That was the lead story was the police officer not

(01:14:27):
wearing pants during a zoom call. Let's listen to some
of this news story from local ABC and see how
they covered it.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Well again tonight, with the Detroit police officer learning the
hard way that virtual court appearances require more than dressing
from the waste up. Welcome to seven News Detroita six.

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
I'm Carolyn Clifford and I'm Mike Duffy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Thank you for joining us.

Speaker 7 (01:14:50):
Detroit's top cop now offering an apology over the embarrassing mishap.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Also, to be clear, we were like, why is he
Detroit's top cop? They're referring to his boss. Oh so
someone texted that and I'm like, ah, that makes sense.
I like the so like whoever liked that? On the
Shriff's police, the chief of police, it's not the sheriff
where we may bury like, I don't know where's the
sheriff in town.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Let's see.

Speaker 7 (01:15:13):
It happened when one of his officers appeared on zoom
for a hearing in thirty sixth District Court, and while
the officer was wearing his official uniform shirt he forgot
to throw on his pants.

Speaker 6 (01:15:24):
Gnue Detroit reporter Rudo Sanada has been talking with Detroit
police and the chief Judge, who says he's never seen
anything quite like this before.

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Before.

Speaker 8 (01:15:34):
We've all had that nightmare, right, you're in your underwear
and you're at work, or maybe you're on stage.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
We've discussed, No, we have not. I don't know who
has that dream, but not us.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
Well, for one Detroit police officer, it was very much
real as he showed up to an official court proceeding
over Zoom without any pants on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
Can you put your appears on the record? Police? Yes?
Off the Jackson bathroom at thirty nine nineteen out of twelve.

Speaker 8 (01:16:00):
Officer Matthew Jackson with the Detroit Police Department at a
virtual court proceeding at thirty six District Court, addressing Judge
Sean Perkins and the entire court this week with a
critical piece of his uniform missing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
You got off is in the.

Speaker 8 (01:16:20):
No, Sir, Attorney Tatani.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
I like how he paused, and it's almost like he's
trying to get himself out of it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
He's like what can I say here? Like is he
gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Like? What's that? And then run away, like trying to
cover the excuse the reason why the pants are missing,
like this, there's a lot of pants. Go wow, I
did not even notice that. I thought it felt draft
was a ghost, But wow, I mean you would know,
That's what I would say.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
The ghost lugged me and pants, talking my pants right
off me.

Speaker 8 (01:16:46):
Hesha Reid was in the proceedings on behalf of the
defendant and couldn't quite believe what she was seeing or
for that matter, not seeing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
I was trying to figure it out, like, am I
seeing what I think I'm seeing? Especially with the police officer. Yeah,
especially with that police officer. And you know in her
mind too, she's like, my client is going to be
absolved of all charge.

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Do you try to get a pantsless police officer to
bust somebody for drag racing?

Speaker 8 (01:17:12):
Jah Perkins, while asking if the officer wasn't wearing pants,
continued on with proceedings for a defendant, Nikisha Lee.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
As usual.

Speaker 8 (01:17:20):
The dress code on thirty six District Court's website clearly
states for a virtual hearing, acceptable attire includes casual business
and prohibits any clothing that's not suitable for court setting
or professional environments.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
So you say clearly, it may clearly say that, but
it doesn't specify what like business is. It doesn't say
what business you're in. There might be somebody. What if
your business is, like you're a haberdasher or something, or
you're a tailor and you've got like you're working on
somebody's underpants and the thing they're on their underpants?

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
What about then?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
Huh huh. You didn't specify, so don't tell me it
was clear, ma'am. It wasn't clear. Why would the guy
who was tailoring the underwear be wearing the underwear because
he wants the guy to feel comfortable. Okay, he wants
to be in his underpants as well. Okay. See's like,
what if the guy that's like the tailor is tailoring
this guy's suit or something. So the guy's in his

(01:18:10):
underpants and he goes, I'm kind of nervous to be
in my underpants, and he goes, it's okay, Chief Zip
pulls off his pants.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Now we're both on our underpants. See where I'm geting that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
I think if you've ever been to a tailor and
that's happened to you, I don't know that it was
a legit tailor. I think he went to a molester,
a tailing tug. Well, you're in the oe hearing, you
should dress as if you were in person hearing.

Speaker 8 (01:18:32):
We reached out to Judge Perkins Wednesday, but haven't heard back.
Chief Judge William mcconacho says it is up to the
discretion of the judge on how they want to handle
a situation like that. Judge Perkins could have held Officer
Jackson in contempt or stop proceedings to have him put
pants on.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
All right, everybody, let's wait for Officer Smithers here to
put his pants on. Officer, please put your pants on
a lot, and I want you to do it right
in front of the camera, and do it slowly, plas
to that slower slower, officer, slower slower, like the true
lies when Jamie Curtis plays the prostitute.

Speaker 4 (01:19:12):
That I want you to, uh, I want you to
put your parents on slower, slower, and.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Then I want to I want you to do a
whole like full Monty type thing.

Speaker 4 (01:19:23):
I want you to do a whole dance, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
Want you to pelf. I want you to put your
pants on and then pelvic thrust. If you would place.
That's all I want here. Just like it starts pumping
the air, like there we go. Now it's officially drop
the gambl uh. I'll show you my gavel in my

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kind of court room. It is all of a sudden,
like four British guys show up behind him.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
And to start pelvic thrusting.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
The bailiffs starts on doing his shirt picks. Whoa, look
at you? A little coal in your house? Their officer,
ha ha, Always cool man needs a fluffer before a
zoom calls. Just you're seeing the full Manti. No, God,

(01:20:23):
the full Monty's good? Is it really?

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
I need to watch that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
I haven't watched it in forever, and you've rid of
my alliy it is. It's totally up your ally. You
should watch it. British people, male strippers and strippers, I
mean mostly that's what makes it up your alley anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
So that's the latest, the number one story on the news.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
Not kids getting shot, not somebody you know getting mowed
down in the streets, not New AIDS cases, whatever it
may be. But if you're the reporter today, it gets
that assignment. You gotta be stoked. Pick. You're not covering
a murder that's true. You know you're like, oh, okay, cool. Like,
let's take a look very quickly at the other store
that are on the front page. Let's see Metro Detroit

(01:21:05):
nonprofit draw sending hurricane relief supplies to Jamaica. Michigan lawmakers
promote propose emergency food aid packages, snap benefits expire. Okay,
we got the trigger feet times in the Metro Detroit
South Korean fan travels sixty five hundred miles from Soul
to Detroit to watch the Pistons play. Asian dudes love basketball,

(01:21:28):
love hit White dipster dudes, and Asians make up like
ninety eight percent of basketball fans. It checks out with
my group of friends, all these things. And then you
know the top story though, was the bottomless police officer.
There you go, all right, let's play some rock and roll.
How about we do that? And we also have to
get you into the tool box party here in about

(01:21:51):
five minutes, all right, so you want to keep listening.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
By the way, Joe who got in earlier, was very
happy to get in.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
And he's a guy that I met at our bike
event a couple of weekends ago over in Royal Oak,
and he asked me to play him a song. You
wrote it down on a piece of paper. It was
cumbersome by seven mary three. And he's like, I didn't
think you'd actually play it, but then you played it
for me. He says, that made me. I got emotional
when I heard that. I'm like, wow, I have that
effect on people. Yeah, you really touched his heart. Yeah,

(01:22:18):
take that Mojo, make it it. Yeah, I'm making people cry.
I'm going to the top. You better look out one
of six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh innis shoe. Hello, friends,
we got to get somebody into the tool Box Party.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
What don't I do with the fall? There's the phones. Okay,
if you want to get into.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven
eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven,
that is the phone number.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
That is how you get involved.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
That is how you possibly get yourself maybe possibly get
yourself into the Toolbox party. All right, So people want this.
It's a hot commodity. People want to get in. What
I mean, what are some of the prizes we have
for this? Get the West ding E by the Smoke
or the Electric Smoker from Masterbilt. Yeah, I did, I did,

(01:23:04):
And that's actually just the screen I put up to
throw you off the scent when you I'm actually looking
at very hardcore pornography over here. But yeah, I mean,
we've got the PlayStation five, we got the eighty five
inch tvator, caggarator, tools, lots of tools that you could win,
chain sauce, blow up, and we got it all. Baby,
it's going way we made. So we looked into the

(01:23:26):
whole ice thing. Yeah, so apparently the Red Wings gave
us some game used ice and I'm like, well, how
do you give game use iced? Well, I think it's
just melted ice in a vial. Yeah, I mean that's
what they did when they tore down the Joe. They
melted the ice and they put the water in a
little vial and sold it as a souvenir. Well, now
you're going to get yourself some of this now. So
this is great news for anybody that's ever wanted a

(01:23:48):
vial of water. You'll have a chance to win yourself
an authentic vial of water. So that's also great news.
Forever come in handy when you're just wrapped in the desert.
Oh no, that's totally true, and I'm all about that. Also, Uh,
the Red Wings have supplied us with a vial of
Al Sabodka's urine. Oh, Jack b Yeah, so that's huge news.
I didn't think we were going to get to that point.

(01:24:09):
But yeah, we've got Al sabod because urine. And that's cool.
So you can win game used ice and authentic Al
Sabatka urine from that area where he peed.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
That cost him his job. The ring all the urine
right out right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
They did, so He's like, yeah, so they went in
there and they sopped it up with a towel and
now they now that is a very scientific method of
lousy gig for this person. But they went in there,
you know, put on some gloves, little has Matt maybe
and just mom, I got a promotion. I'm the ala
Urin collector. Now yeah, I'm moving up. I'm proud of
my job. Mom, Mom, are you so proud of me? Well?

(01:24:44):
What do you do? Well? I sop up Al Sabodka's
urine and now we're giving it away. So look, I
wonder if like somebody may buy that. Like if you
said if I were Al Sabodka to do only fans,
That's what I think I would do if I were
Al Sabodka. I think I'd pee on OnlyFans and then
I would sell the vials. Yeah, I think there'd be

(01:25:06):
I think there might be a market for it. I'm
not sure, but I think there'd be a market for that.
I'm not positive, but I think there'd be a market.
You're buying your morality. I'm not protecting anybody. Oh that's
not true at all. I thought I still had Al
Sabodka audio in here, but I guess I deleted mya audio.
Damn it. I want to be talk about how when

(01:25:26):
he sees water, he has to go. Yeah, I see water,
I have to go. I see the water. I'm making
a peepe. I'm making a baby. But no, all the
stuff I keep, and I didn't keep the Al Sabodka audio.
What a jerk I am? Anyway, let's find a winner here.
So eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
That is the number.

Speaker 2 (01:25:48):
You know what I did keep. Let's see just to
see what I have kept. We've got We've got Dan
Dickerson being filthy game recap. Yeah, there we go. So
I got that, but I don't have Al sabadka peepee
store peepee time with Al Sabodka. I kept the Asian
Airlines audio. That's fifteen years old. I have new information now.

Speaker 9 (01:26:06):
Also on the plane crash, KTV has just learned the
names of the four pilots who are on board the flight.
They are Captain some Ting, Wong we Too, Low, Ho
Lee Fuk and Bang Dang Al. The NTSB has confirmed
these are the names of the pilots on board flight
two fourteen when it crashed.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
I never know when that could come in hand.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
You.

Speaker 2 (01:26:29):
Yeah, I've got dumb stuff, but I don't have Al
Sabadka talking about how water makes him pee. We lost.
I'm beginning to think I'm not good at this. I've
had a revelation. Oh really, I'm not good at this.
Now you're starting to join the side of the people
on the Wheels Facebook page, right, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:26:44):
On their side.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
I think they're right, like I keep I keep Yo,
Sean Connery audio.

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
Losers always whine about their best winners go home.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
And oh I got that, But I have no Al
Sabodka audio. I'm really mad at myself about this and
I'm not gonna let it go. And anything must have
been a little BJ action a little before James to
join the show. I don't remember using that. I used
that during Oh I think I used that to make
fun of of a J. Hinch saying that the team's

(01:27:13):
still trying hard even though they kept losing. Okay, losers
always wine about their brows. That was from the Rock,
which is a fine film. And then I've also like
I got this my day. We called it a beaver.
And let me tell you something, I snagged the pelter too.
I've got the entire segment of the guy in the
penis of the lady in the penis costume to get

(01:27:37):
the belt, you get the hose, but I don't. I
didn't keep audio of al Sabatka. Hmm, I'm sorry. You
just got.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
All I can say is I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
I just got to do better. It's okay, move on. Well,
what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna go see the
person that takes care of my dog.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
They're a preacher.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
I'm gonna I call him preacher, and I'm gonna go
get baptized, like like Brian Branch And I think I'm
gonna fix myself that way. Whatever you gotta do to
make yourself feel better. All right, let's see here, Let's
take this one. Wheels Hello, Oh, hi, Hi, who's this
Kurt Morris? Hey, Kurt Morris, what's up? No, the month

(01:28:16):
will come on out with you.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Besides playing great music, well, you know we're doing that,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
And well, I'm really upset with myself because I used
to have this great audio of al Sabodka, the guy
that used to drive the zamboni for the Red Wings,
you know, and he got fired because he was tinkling
on the job in front of people, and I was
we were talking about it and it was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:28:31):
Like, ha ha, maybe you can get a vial of
his urine.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
And then I was going to play the drop of
him saying the water make him and making the pp
and all that, and then I.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Deleted that audio.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
And I'm starting to think that maybe I'm as mediocre
as our Facebook page thinks I am. I don't think
anybody's mediocre, So just think of yourself as doing a
great job.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
To be fair, a lot of people are mediocre. It's okay, Kurt,
you can say.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
It if I'm not fine, But there are a lot
of mediocre people, and a lot of them work at WCSX.
But anyway, do you want to go to the Toolbox party? Yes,
I would, Well, you know what, Kurt, good news pal.
You're gonna go, is it? Kurt? Or Kirk? Kurt? Kurt? Okay,
So Kurt, you're gonna go to the toolbox party, you
and two of your buddies. All right, that sounds amazing. Yeah,

(01:29:16):
maybe you'll win some cool prizes. To any of those prizes,
you'll get your skirt up or anything, anything that makes
you excited. I don't know. We'll see when I get
down there. Fair enough, thanks, Kurt wants to see the
prizes first. Doesn't want to see you. Guys could be
lying about those prizes. You guys can be sitting there
to hyping up these places. Eighty five inches flats Green DV.
But is it really eighty five inches? I ope?

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
Kurt shows up with a tape measure.

Speaker 2 (01:29:39):
Yeah, it's only eighty three, Kurt. You have to measure
quarter to quarter man, what are you doing, Kurt? It's
not the circumference or circuit equator whatever, the equator. Yeah,
I don't know why I'm bringing the earth into this.
You do whatever you call measuring from one side of

(01:29:59):
the other, measuring the length. That sounds like length to me. Yeah,
sure that works anyway. So Kurt's going to the two bust.
We'll see if you missed.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Any of the Josh in his show, listen on demand
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Speaker 5 (01:30:16):
One of six point seven WLD detroit t Wheels Hi.

Speaker 2 (01:30:21):
One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in the
show We're about to get out of here. Rob Brandt
will be in. I did hear from sources now as
it relates to the Kelvin Shepherds story about you know,
people are concerned that maybe LSU would have interest in
hiring him, and maybe he would leave, and then you
lose another good defensive coordinator, which happens when you have
good coordinators. That means you've been successful because nobody hires

(01:30:44):
coordinators who are losers, right correct. Yeah, So Kelvin Shepherd's
an LSU guy. He's what they would call NFLSU, a
former Tiger that plays in the league now and he
was very good at LSU and he's had a good
career and now it's a good defensive coordinator, tons of energy.
People love him. It's fun to watch LSU as a
job opening because they fired their coach. So Kelvin Shephard

(01:31:04):
a name that's been thrown around. He's been liking some
posts that say he'd be, you know, the head coach
at LSU. That'd be great, now, mind you, LSU is
probably gonna go big game hunting and look for like
a Lane Kiffin or somebody like that. But there is,
according to somebody I know, there is a good level
of interest that like, it is real that there's a
possibility that the LSU has interest Kelvins. We got the

(01:31:29):
breaking we have. Look, we're just letting you know there
are certain people that have money at LSU that are
actually legitimately pushing for Kelvin Shepard. Not just hey, it'd
be cool if you were the coach, or yeah, we'll
throw him on the list. The people that clearly make
these decisions at LSU are the boosters, the people that
have the cash.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
It's more than just an honorable mention here, correct.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
There is somebody with tons of cold, hard cage at
LSU that's like, I want Kelvin Sheppard. Doesn't mean Kelvin
Shepherd's gonna be the coach. Doesn't mean that he's going
to be the defensive co ordinator at LSU.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
I think he'd be fun in college I think his
vi would be great for LSU. They need somebody at
LSU as someone who's a fan that loves the university.
Like the idea of this, if you were to take
the other I don't know. I don't know if i'd
like him as a head coach. He's never been a
head coach before in college and it's a weird universe.
So I'm not really in favor of it. But I'm
not totally against it either, because they've tried the ten
million dollar a year coach and he failed, so why

(01:32:23):
not Maybe this guy would be great. I don't know,
he'd relate to the players, and he'd loved the university.
Maybe that would be the case. I still think they'll
go whale hunting and try to find, you know, a big,
ten million dollar coach again, because that's what these people do.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
But it is real.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
It is not just this idea that like, hey, Kelvin
Sheppard played at LSU and now he's doing well in
the NFL, could he be the coach? There are people
with money and as we played that audio early from
LSU where the governor is out there telling you that
the athletic director has no power, and it's these boosters
and the money and the board and all these people.
It's real, Like it is real that there are people
with money at LSU. The people who write the checks,

(01:32:59):
they'll say, people who are writing the checks to pay
off fifty million dollars for Brian Kelly to go away.
Those same people. There's at least one person that's very
prominent in there that says I like Kelvin Shephard. So
just take from that what you will. Does that mean
Kelvin Shepherd is going to go anywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:33:18):
No, doesn't mean that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
Kelvin Shepherd's gonna get hired at the LSU really wants
to hire him.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
No, don't mean that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
It just means it's somebody that has money, somebody that
helps write those checks that pay coaches and pay coaches
to leave. Somebody really likes him. So there's your breaking news,
all sports fanatic, Tell all your sports fans, get on
your little Twitter machine and tell all your people. Tell
Jim Costa that where are you at? James Costa? Yeah,
tell about that Down with the podcast will be available

(01:33:44):
on the website. Tell those midday PUDs over at the
ticket you tell them you tell them what I said
about Bolla bring pretty little stuff over to my apartment
and I'll show you a real man anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:33:55):
So that's that's what I know.

Speaker 2 (01:33:57):
Okay, I'm tapped in to someone who's really tapped in,
which means I am like third level tapped in. Hey,
third level is good enough. I am heard it from
a friend who heard it from a friend who heard
it from another. There's a booster that is interested in
Kelvin Sheppard at LSUE. But it's legit. Just because I
didn't have the main source doesn't mean I don't have
a sore to print exactly. All right, there you have it,

(01:34:21):
all right, So we're getting out of here. I will
play another song for you, because why not. It's fun
to do these things. And you guys like music. That's
what you're here for, right, Music and frivolity. Well, I'm
out of for volity. I got nothing left. I'm spent.
You spent, Okay, you spent.

Speaker 4 (01:34:33):
I emptied the tank on frivolity today.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
Refill the tank. So I'll be back tomorrow, though more
in the tank. It's Halloween tomorrow. I watched Halloween two
last night. The og Halloween two, which I've seen before,
but I felt like watching it. It's really not a
great movie, but I enjoyed. Isn't the one that doesn't
have Michael Miners in it?

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
That's Halloween's three. OK, maybe i'll watch that tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
I don't know. They've got them all on AMC. Yeah,
we'll can do a deep discussion of these things tomorrow
on Halloween. And apparently the station's playing wacky scary music
throughout the day, Like, oh, these are Halloween theme songs
or songs that are scary songs that will give you nightmares.
If they got any misfits in that playlist. Maybe I
don't know. I have to look at the email. Casey

(01:35:15):
sent out an email about it to like, I don't know.
If I don't know if in our show we're going
to have any of that, I'm not a positive. I
guess I should read the emails the email.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
It's called the Monsters of Rock Halloween theme Songs. Each hour,
Doug Podell will play a full hour of Halloween tunes.

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
He's the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:35:30):
You can put the doc a rock. We know who
he is. He'll play an hour of tune starting at
five o'clock. So does that mean we're going to have
songs in ours too. I think like it's like werewolves
or something, going to play at like seven in the morning,
something to find out tomorrow. Actually, you know what, well
I got you guys here. I guess I could just
fast forward to tomorrow and look, hold on, let me
see if we have an I'm curious, let's see if

(01:35:55):
we have any scary songs in ours. We may not.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (01:35:59):
Lick it up. That's not really I mean, that's not
a scary song. Led Zeppelin immigrant song. No, well, immigrant
song is scary depending on who you voted for. But
we don't talk politics here. But if you want to
play like six degrees of Kevin Bacon here, immigrants can
scare some. Let's see, that's more of like a cerebral scare.
Like that's sort of like a deep like a Jordan

(01:36:21):
Peel type of cio. Yeah, Lonely is the night killing
in the name of let's see Aerosmith. No shout well,
shout at the devil may count from about like I
guarantee that they consider that a monster's I guarantee on
that one. So hey man, nice shot. No, that's not scary.
I hate myself for loving you. Joan Jet is scary,

(01:36:41):
but not that's not a scary song. No, no, no,
I see nothing there under the sweater song no Lithium. Now,
I don't know that we're getting that party. I think
that party may start later in the day tomorrow. Let
me see what happens in the ten o'clock hour. Let's
just talk amongst yourself. Just don't mind me, you know.
And it robs a living dead girl, So like tomorrow,

(01:37:02):
living dead girl in the ten hour.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
That totally fits.

Speaker 2 (01:37:05):
So maybe we're not getting those because they're counting on
us just to provide frivolity. And then we provide the frivolity.
And then Rob Brant gets in here and he plays
the scary songs, he gets the theme music, he gets
to be part of the party that we don't get
to be part of.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
I will buy you a New life.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
I don't think that's scary.

Speaker 4 (01:37:23):
That's ever Clear.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
No, No, there is that scary ever Clear song about like,
you know, getting your ass whipped by your dad or whatever? Father?

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
Is that about getting your ass whipped?

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
What's the other Everclear song? It's wonderful, Remember wonderful. Close
my eyes when I get too sad. I think that
a noahre bad, Like I think he gets his ass
kicked by his dad in the song. I never realize
that that's kind of scary. Depending It's like when Casey
chases me around with the belt. You want to tell you,
you want to tell you it's not scary until you
see a crazy little man like Casey.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
I just snapping that belt. He's like, I will buy
you a new car.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
And he's so good at getting that belt off so fast.
It's like it's like it's like Zoro like. So no,
apparently we don't get any of the the hyjinks. Tomorrow,
with the monsters of rock songs, we'll be our own hyjinks.
Maybe I'll just do it anyway because I don't care,
because I'm wild, and that's why you Tunicas were wild

(01:38:17):
with the wild Card, like they get zombie there. I
guess that would count as a scary song. Hotel California
is just kind of creepy bodies by drowning pool. Like
I think that's the kind of stuff we're considered, but
that's not us. We don't get any of that. We
will just be playing Bremno Summer sixty nine. Lots of Metallica,
lots of Metallica, but anyway, all right, so Rob Brand's

(01:38:39):
coming up next, but first, the aforementioned Brian Adams, and
we will see you Maniana.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
I love you, I really do

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