January 6, 2026 • 108 mins
Mr. Bean is celebrating a birthday today, Dan Campbell gives himself a grade on this Lions season, the things people got stuck in their penis in 2025, David Lee Roth announces a tour this year, people are betting on the return of Jesus in 2026, sex scandal busted on a Detroit DOT bus, a guy that removes squatters using samurai swords, favorite mainstream movie sex scene, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o six point seven Detroit's Wheels, an art radio
station guaranteed Human all Right, welcome in six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Josh had a show Josh and James this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
How are you, James. I'm good, I'm good, feeling good.
I can it sounds like does it really good? Good?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Good, feeling good? Okay, I'm I'm okay. Second second day
back in it. You know, at what point is it
like it's no longer we point the number of days
out that it's been bad. It's probably after the first week,
first week, So like tomorrow when I ask you how
you're doing, it'll be guys.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Third day, their day back. Still stay back man, still trying.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
To get used to that alarm clock going off. Anyway,
Glad you guys are with us on this Tuesday, second
day back from the long vacation, and we're glad that
you have chosen to hang with us. By the way,
we're gonna have sports here in just a few minutes,
and you're gonna hear from Dan Campbell, who graded his performance.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
For the year. Oh he got the great himself.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, well he was asked, boy, you know what today
is Rowan Atkinson's birthday?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh, mister Bean, mister freaking Bean. Yeah, God, I love
mister Bean.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's got a a non mister Bean thing that's on Netflix,
I think right now, where it's called man versus Baby
or something. Really it's like just a it's like a
it's like a show where he's kind of like mister Bean.
I don't even know if he talks or not, but
like it's just hijinks with a baby. And then I
think a couple of years ago he had one where
it was man versus Bees and there was like five
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episodes of him like trying to get these bees out
of his house or something.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I had to check this out. I love mister Bean.
I think he's hilarious. Love mister Bean.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's like it's it's comedy that's a clean and just
out there but it still makes you laugh so hard.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
It's British.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
British comedy is fantastic, like that era that late eighties
into the nineties, like that, because he did The black Adder,
which was a big British and absolutely fabulous, was another
British comedy of that era. I know I'm sounding like
a hipster right now, but I loved all of that
stuff growing up because it. I think it would air
like on Comedy Central sometimes. So I'd watched mister Bean
(02:14):
The Blackadder absolutely fabulous. God, I love Rowan Atkinson mister Bean.
Then they made the Bean movie, yes, which I don't
think was as good as the show, but it was fine, funny,
but it was fine. And then uh excited the announced
that movie. What I know, mister freaking Bean. I like
ninety minutes of just mister Bean. Sign me up, God,
(02:37):
because I love comedy where like people inadvertently get into mischief.
Oh yeah, that's my favorite, like misunderstanding comedies and inadvertent
mischief comedies.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I still remember with the one episode he somehow ends
up on a chair on top of a car and
he still has to drive the car, but he's using broomsticks.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
How does he do it?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
How?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
How do you do drive that Bolkswagen bug with broomsticks? Well,
you see chair on the roof. How did you get
into this mischief?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Mister Bean?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I think it was a recliner too. God, I love
that little stuffed animals, a little stuff bear.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well that's this big thing is his bear?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Like the stuffed bear is like the big mister Bean, Like.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's his his friend. Yeah, yeah, which is weird. So
it's like mister Bean like a child like I do.
Sometimes I wonder if he just has the mind of
a child like you, wonder if he's just kind of mush,
you know what I'm saying. But still in the movie
I thought was pretty good. Then they made another Mister
Bean movie called Mister Bean's Holiday. God, but mister Bean
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is seventy one, Rowan Atkinson happy.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
He doesn't do a ton of stuff where he talks.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Nope, But.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
How wild is he's he's got He's such a weird
looking dude, like just this stuff he does with his
lips and his tongue.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So he's seventy one today is mister Bean? So so
in a movie where he was like a secret agent
too did that was called Oh what was the name
of that damn movie? I know what you're talking about.
It's not called Spy Hard No, that was a Leslie
Nielsen spies.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Johnny English, Johnny freaking English.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
God. I tell you, mister Bean was my childhood mb No,
you know what it was. I take that back.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Mister Bean would have been on PBS because the PBS,
I like, I thowt on HBO and that it could
be too.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I looked doubt that, but like I look, it was
HBO like Saturday mornings. It would come on randomly. That's
when I'd always get away with watching like all the
bad stuff on TV. If they put it on Saturday mornings. Yeah,
Mom and Dad's a sleep and it's put on this.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
R rated movie whoa Boobs, soft Core Erotica and Mister
Bean HBO the Home Box.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It would even be like soft Corodica would have been
like Time Cop. You know, like, oh, I know where
the movie scene is in this movie.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Everybody knew where the booby scenes were in those movies.
As a kid, you just knew. I had the time
stam memorized on the DVD.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You were the original, mister Skin eight seven seven nine
eight one oh six seven.
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Speaker 3 (05:18):
We just want to make sure this damn thing actually works. Hello, everybody, all.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Right, you're gonna hear from Dan Campbell here in just
a few minutes. How would he grade his performance?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Remember they basically blame the refs and one play for
them missing the playoffs, So Dan had to have done
pretty good, right see plus so we'll have to see
how he graded himself. How thought, we've crank a little
sweet this small an Fox on.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The Rock The Josh Show Sports, I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
At that a double shot of sweet to kick off
Tuesday morning. Every time I hear ballroom Blitz, I think
if Tia Career doing ballroom blitz, it's the same thing.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
To hear that, it takes me straight to wens World at.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
The end of the movie where they keep repeating the
same scene different endings. Yes, it took me a long
time to actually understand that movie. I'm like, why are
they keep ending it different ways?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Do they have different releases in the theater or something?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
No, just being dumb, It was just them just doing
different versions of the ending, doing dumb things. But I think,
like Clue, when that Clue movie came out, they had different,
different areas of the country.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I think had different I think you're right, damn someone now.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And of course I mean Clues ending was fascinating too,
because Tim Curry was so good in Clue at the
end when he does the whole thing where he explains everything.
But Clue, good pull. It's a relatively deep cut Clue.
It's not one of those HBO movies I would watch
all the time. It was we're doing a double feature
today with mister Bean and Clue. Well, yeah, you also
(06:50):
brought up when we were playing Sweet there about rat
Race with mister Bean.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Rat Race is a good one. John love Its is
in rat Race.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
John Cleeese is in rat Race, another big British comedy icon,
John Cla of course, with Monty Python. He is now
one of these lunatics on social media and one of
these political lunatic guy. He is a he is a
hard corsel a dude like he's lost his mind too,
but whatever. So yeah, back to sports anyways, So let
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childhood movie viewers, we'll.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Get into that later.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Here we go, So This is Dan Campbell being asked
about his performance as a coach for the Lions, who
of course finished nine and eight and didn't make the playoffs.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
You feel like you did this year on the job
being the head coach of the Lions.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Not good enough. We didn't get in. I mean we underachieved,
so not good. I would give myself a freaking.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Fow Now, why would you give yourself a freaking F
If you were only one damn play away?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That means you would have done great.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I would have thought you kicked ass, Dan, I mean,
you told the team they were one play away.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Your team blames the refs.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And played on Christmas and everything else you can imagine
for not making the playoffs. So I think you would
have done an A plus plus plus five gold stars.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That's what I would have thought, But apparently that's not
the case. He gives himself an F. That's an F
for Dan Campbell in his efforts this year as the coach.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Look, I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Look.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I understand why you have to say that. I wouldn't
give the guy an F or.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Give myself a freaking app not even.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
A freaking F. Probably like a freaking C minus or
something like that. There were moments, you know why I
would give him an F. Here's why i'd give him
an F if I were to force to give the
man an F. Because you mean to tell me you
could get those guys up to play your best game
of the year once you were already eliminated from the playoffs.
Yet you couldn't figure out how to stop Max Brosmer,
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or couldn't figure out how to stop JJ McCarthy, or
couldn't split with the packers, or you should have lost
to the freaking giants if they wouldn't have gifted you
the game.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
So you know, actually, the more I think about it, you.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Know what, give myself a freaking app?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So would I. I've tuck myself into it. That was easy.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I was willing to give you, you know, a C
minus maybe whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
No, No, I with dad himself.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I'm gonna go with that. Give myself a freaking app.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
So would I.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I feel like I could sell you a car now,
I think you probably could. I'm pretty good all the
reason why you don't like this car. Then I'd show
you a couple of solid features, like you know what
I'm in. I'm in I'll buy two. Yeah, and I
want it souped up in everywhere.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Give myself a freaking ass.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
All right, So other things. We had basketball last night.
The Pistons continue to be the number one team in
the East, and they smoked. They smoked the Knicks last night,
one twenty one to ninety.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Kate had twenty nine points, thirteen boards, are sorry, thirteen
assists in three.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Wait, I think I got that backward. He had twenty nine,
thirteen and three.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
They are now three and a half games ahead of
Boston for the number one seed. Like, if you would
have told me back in like September, if you would
have said one team won't make the playoffs and one
team is going to be the number one seed, I'd
probably go Okay, the Lions will be the number one
seed and the Pistons will miss the playoffs because maybe
they'd have a fallback to Earth type of deal. No,
as it turns out, the team that won fifteen games
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last year missed the playoffs, and the Pistons are the
number one team in the NBA currently, so at least
in the East. Let's see the Wings, who are another
team that's surprising everybody. The Wings won last night over
Ottawa five to three. Was the final in that one,
so they continue to win games. College basketball wise, the
Spartis won last night eighty to fifty one. They smoked
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Southern WHOA Well, I mean, to be fair, Southern cal
must suck. If I had to guess now, I will
not lie to you and pretend that I even remotely
followed college basketball, because this isn't you know, two thousand
and three. Like when I was in high school, I
followed college basketball religiously. But I think college basketball was
much better in two thousand and three four because you
had JJ Reddick in that era, and you had Adam
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Morrison in that era, and you could just go down
the list of dudes who were elite basketball players that
were still playing at the college level, and the teams
were fun and the coaches were fun. I don't watch
any I'm just shooting straight. I don't watch any college basketball.
Then the tournament will come around. You watch it in March.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I do.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's what I do. My wife really gets into the tournament.
That's when her degenerate gambler really comes over, and I'm like, Julie,
we don't know anything about these teams. And that's why
I don't understand how people get so into it. It's
not even the teams, it's just the idea of the upsets.
But the problem is now, when you get to the
NC DOUBLEA tournament, you got to look at point spreads
and not just names and seeds, right, because like you
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might see, I don't know, there's a number five seed
that's a big school. Let's say it's US seed. It's
just an example, USC is number five and Murray State's
number twelve. But then you look at the point spread
and like Murray State may be favored, you know what
I'm saying. So Murray State is very well could be
a better team. It's just they're not a name brand
in their schedules, not as good. So then people think
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they're upsets, but there really aren't upsets anymore, Like they're
not shocking. Like when's the last time you watched an
NC DOUBA tournament you were truly just shocked that one
of these teams won. Me, not once, that once or
every time. Either not once or every time. Last time
I was shocked about college of basketball was when you
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have M lost in the national Championship. When I was
in like sixth grade.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Would that have been the Chris Webbers that they didn't call?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh, and then they called the technical with the timeout
and all that. Yeah, so that you were in sixth
grade for that one.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I think sixth fifth, sixth seventh. See, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Back in those days, college basketball ruled because you had
a Fab five.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You named the entire starting lineup of the Fab Five.
You knew.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, my best friend was like obsessed with that team,
like he just read other books, like he still follows
them to this day.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So I would have been about ten years old at
that time. I had Michigan shorts. I lived in Montana.
I had Michigan shorts, Michigan jersey because everybody knew the
Fab Five.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You don't have those.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
If if you put a gun to my head today
and you said, Josh, your brains will end up on
the wall. If you cannot name one college basketball player.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'd be dead. Wow, there'd be a Casey would be
in here.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Man Bush is going to be pissed with all this.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
It's a Josh Innis show on one of six point
seven w LLZ Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What things people have gotten stuck in their penises that
have sent them to the er at least last year
in twenty twenty five, What has been stuck in people's penises.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
At the er?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, they got in there, man, Well you'll.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Find out after Lincoln Park one O six point seven
Detroit's wheels, that is Lincoln Park in the end, I
am Josh, what is up? So what did people get
stuck in their penises in twenty twenty five? It was
a big year because it was a big year for
things that people got stuck in their penis. Hopefully it's
not big things stuck in there. Well, some of them
kind of are. There's certain things in here that I'd
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be like, huh, how's that possible? So this is what
people had removed from their penises during er visits.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Do you ever watch Sex Sent Me to the Er?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
A few times. Yeah, that's an interesting show.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Sometimes I question the validity of it, but they interview
people about it, so it must be true.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Why would they lie? Well, I think Darby Allen played
Darby Allen, who was a wrestler for a w played
one of the people that went to the er. So it's.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I didn't know that, Oh that could be in the
reenactment because they use action, they interview real people, don't
try to don't ruin this for me, And I'm gonna
ruin this for me, Like I don't have very many
things that I believe in, but I certainly believe in
sex sent me to the er being authentic.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Don't take this from me, don't ruin it.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
So uh but yeah, that's that they had to be
in the reenactment, that's all because it's they have reenactments
like Unsolved Mysteries. They interview the people that saw the ghost,
but then they had other people reenact the ghost sighting.
Duh anyway, excuse me. Yeah, look now you've upset me.
You've really upset met. Here's a shot of him douring
a story he had sex and the porta potty. I
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was stung by bees, but that could but that's his
true story that maybe that happened.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
If you ruin this for me, I.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Swear next th you're gonna tell me that they aren't
cheaters and cheaters.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Did Joey Grico not get stabbed? Yeah, he definitely got stabbed.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I saw of that episode, but it says before his
time in aw Darby Ellen appeared on TLC sex sept
me to the er. The episode featured the story which
he had sex and a porta potty, he got stung
by bees, and he ended up in the er. Darby
later admitted the entire story was fabricated for the money
TLC offered him.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Okay, now wait a minute, so okay, some of these
stories might be true.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Is was not? He did it for the money?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh how how could you imagine that a wrestler would
make up a story about sex and a porta potty
getting stung by bees? AnyWho, at least just his story
is fabricating. I don't like you can live in the
fantasy there, I will. I will continue to live in
the fantasy. So here are some things that got stuck
in and removed from penises in twenty twenty five. Uh,
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let's see here A battery. Now, I don't know what
size battery I would I would hope a triple boy.
That would be my whole smaller than triple a, A
quadriple a, A D battery tuck and said, my nine vault
battery stuck in Someone's got a garden hose down there.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Let's see candle wax, I could see that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
See That makes sense because somebody probably gets into some
kinky things involving candles.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Ricky Martin video, and they wanted to give it a whirl.
Oh yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Uh not she bangs but living Levina, Look I saw
that one.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Let's see here a chest piece.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Didn't specify which one, Well, you gotta go, yeah, I
would have to go. That would be the most one,
you know, just not the rook Let's say, oh god,
that would be yeah, what's the horse? What's the horse
the night? Oh boy, that would be kind of an
awkward it's you have to you'd have to like then
the snout, you know, like you're putting a hook in.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Let's see here two glass beads.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
So okay, well I can see.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I mean in prison they will cut it open and
in certain of glass beads and somehow seal it shut.
Why so that way they can give more pleasure to
whoever they're to. Butch, yeah, butch and bubba. Let's see
here a pen and they didn't specify. Maybe a big pen,
probably with a bick.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Would be well, I don't know, it's not the smoothest
of pins, like you wouldn't want one like this that
has like.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
The clip that you know.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
No, no, no, I'm thinking it's like one of those
cheap o's you know, where you you pay five bucks
and you get like twenty of them in a box.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Correct, and then even one of those cheap open Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I think that's just a bit just a typical bigpen
a pencil, I don't know. Probably not a mechanical pencil,
I would say, probably a just an old number two
number two.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, before I would even sharpen it.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It probably Well, it depends on what you're wanting to
do it, you know what. I hate to point this out,
but it would probably go in easier if you sharpened it.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Indeed, uh, let's see here a comb. Now, how's that even? Well,
I guess the the other into the handle end of
the colmb maybe I was gonna say, because I was
thinking like a fro pick.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, that's then the end of that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Well, that's what I'm thinking, Like that could be because
that's very narrow. You're not going to put in like
the picket or the end of it with the comb
on it, because that's impossible, that is a physical impossibility
to do that. Well, I mean no, no apple stems, oh,
that's nothing. I think I could do it. Well, we're
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gonna do that after.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
After nobody went.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
The next second was as well as apples are in
those boxes out in the a bobby pin, okay, I
mean that could fit obviously a paper clip. I think
that's the logical magnets. I don't know what you do
with the magnet in here? What you're a magnet and
I am steel. Maybe they put like steel in the ladies.
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Who hat they get stuck in there?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
That way?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Magic? That look that could be.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I don't know if that's the case or not, but
I think it's certainly something that could happen.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Let's see here. I'd be a fun little sex game.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Though.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Let's say you're a sex party, and then how they
divvy it up? You know, you have a magnet, and
then whoever has the metal piece in their panties? Who
you have to hook up with that evening? Instead of
putting the keys in a punch bowl, I.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Mean, what other choice would you have?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I mean, we're stuck together, right, so I think you'd
have to do it that way.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Let's see here a spring that's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's like tiggers, just it just points around on your dong.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Let's see a screw.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay, and again if you're just listening, these are things
that people had removed from their penises at the er
in twenty twenty five. Let's see here staples thermometer. Well,
how I was I supposed to get the temperature? That's true?
Headphones just you know headphones. I don't know how that's
even possible. Probably like the you know, the party you
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insert I get. Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Or those air pods you could fit about, Like I
guess if you can fit like a double a triple
A battery, you could probably fit a whole earpod in there.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I think that's possible. Yes, I mean I'm not going
to try that one.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
But like this has to have some sort of sexual gratification.
Obviously people wouldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Oh absolutely, well, I mean there's so better into sticking
stuff in there.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Forget what it's called. It was not edging, but it's
something like that. Well, here's what I need to know.
If you want to text text the word Josh in
your message to five one eight.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
A, what have you gotten stuck in your penis?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
This year?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
It's not even that.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
It's like I want to know what it feels like
to the point that it feels good, because I've never like,
the only thing that's ever gone in there is.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Like soap, and that's oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yes, And you learn that the hard way at a
very young age, whenever you're you know, like, oh, I'm
exploring my body and oh, let's just soap seems like
a logical move.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
In that's a whole. It's not good. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
A guitar string, I believe that's springing like Eddie van
Halen want to go, you know, just like I went
by death by a guitar string in the hog and
an Alan wrench, you know what I get that, Like,
I can see someone attempting to put this kind of
a safe, you know, because they're like the L shape
and there's small mouths to fit in there.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
But it's obviously super super teeny tiny too.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's true, but it's obviously not all that safe because
it got stuck and somebody had.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
It removed at the er well, I mean, don't stick
it in past the elbow.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So so here's the thing too, So you're at the
r and you have an Alan wrench in your penis
what like when people would get shampoo bottles in there
behind they would say, I slipped in the shower and
it fell in there. Yeah, what's the user giving the
doctor at the r yolo it's an industrial accident doing
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some DIY.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
In the garage.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
You know, you know what I'm saying, Doc, We've been
here before. I just think you got to be honest.
You gotta be honest about it. You just got to
be like, look, Doc, I mean, if a doctor's asking
you why there's an Alan wrench stuck and your penis,
You're like, I'm sexually depraved and I just love tools. Well,
I think I love of the way that black steel
feels inside my pe hole. I think that's what you
(22:10):
have to do. I think that's the logical answer. Begs
for it, you have, that's what you have to do.
You make jokes, but that's the move. I think honesty
is the best policy in this case. You're just come
in there and you're like, listen.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, Doc was getting romantic with my tool set.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
He had it coming, you know, it's like sir, and
then he gave it to me and now I'm here,
so why is there a bobby pin? And said, I
look I'm kinkings traps, helping my wife with her hair.
Just got to tell the truth. I think those like
that's the key in life. You got to deal with
the first time. If you're a technique to pick a lock,
(22:47):
I just gonna get the right angle with my fingers,
you know, And I thought maybe then maybe the other
guy could get this lack open. You know, I'm trying
to get out my older sister's diary. Good So anyway,
that's things that were stuck and removed from people's penises.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
So glad they got him out in twenty twenty five.
It's suck to go around the rest of your lafeter
then aln rengine your.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Pp well, to be fair, I'd like to know what
has been stuck in ladies, who has as well?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I'd like to know that my day and called it
a beaver And let me tell you something. I snagged
the pelter.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Too, just saying I'd like to know. But maybe they're
not as stupid as we. Hey, ladies, call us, let's
know what you got stuck ley who ha? But text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Please, this is fitting.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's the summer of sixty nine, Brian Adams, well A
six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and His Show. It
is Josh and James this morning. Hello friends. See that
David Lead Roth is going out on tour for some reason.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I saw a headline, but what actually captured my intention
was the picture they chose of him. Oh yeah, where
he's like he's looking like, well, here's the thing. David
Lee Roth is terrible. I mean that with all due
respect to David Lee Roth. David Lee Roth is a clown.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I find him interesting occasionally, Like I've heard him on
the Joe Rogan podcast and I'll be like, okay, you're
somewhat interesting, and you say wacky things, and if you
like he's a good example if you're someone who says
dumb things fast enough people might think you're kind of profound.
You're like, oh okay, I didn't have time to really
think about whether or not that made sense. But you
say like why boo and you're like, oh okay, wow,
(24:24):
Like thanks David Lee Roth, I guess that makes some sense.
Like shoot, he bat big bobo god noby. Now that said,
David Lee Roth is going on tour starting in April.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I don't know that he's coming through here and not
I think he might be going somewhere in Michigan, not here,
the one.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Of the casinos up north. Possibly.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
But here's what I would urge you to do.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I would urge you to not waste your time seeing
David Lee Roth. Although somehow I'm gonna find out that
we're going to be giving away tickets to see David
Lee Roth and then I'll get in trouble. But let's
see he is coming to Battle Creek, Okay, but look,
David Lee Roth is terrible. Let me play a little
bit of a davidly Roth concert from last year. So
(25:30):
now listen, there are worse like like, here's the thing,
Vince Neil is considerably worse than David Lee Roth. And
they can fill up football stadiums. So people are going
to go and they're going to see David Lee Roth
because oh it's Van Halen and whatever.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I like, there are very few people that I'd be like,
you know what, I'm not going to go see that,
and David Lee Roth is one of them.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Like I would have no interest. Have you seen him before? No?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And I have no interest in seeing him now Sammy,
if we're gonna go in the van Halen world, I've
seen Sammy four or five times, you guy, and Sammy
sounds phenomenal and he still looks great, like DLR looks
strange and like sometimes it seems like he's missing teeth and.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Like weird plastic surgery stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
He looks like a carnie like he look at him
and like he looks like he'd be spreading dust on
the tilta world.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
You know what I'm.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Saying, like like what are we what are we doing?
Like I don't like, I don't know. Like he used
to be, you know, a big deal and you'd get
you know, his little covers.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Of like his solo stuff with you.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Know, the the just to Jigolu and like and then
just like Paradise. He had some solid bangers right back
in the eighties and of course Van Halen, but I
just find him to be a stooge. He's one of
these people that I'm not interested in. I think he
says a bunch of goofy stuff that we're supposed to
think is profound, because as I said, he puts a.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Little shooby doo.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
On it, and you're like Oh wow, David Lee Roth,
that's so interesting. And then it's yeah, I I don't look,
I just don't like Vidly Roth. So look, if he
came in here and sat down and wanted to talk,
I'd talk with him. But I'm not going to waste
my time going to see him in concert. There are
very few people that I will say that about, because, like,
I've seen some bad eighties era acts in concert before,
(27:15):
Like I've seen the dude that was one of the
singers of Toto and it was one of the worst
concerts I've ever seen. I mean, I've seen some bad ones.
I've seen some really good ones, like night Ranger from
that era. Still sound was the total one. Your dad's
birthday party, Yeah, that was my dad's birthday party, and
it was this poor guy had jet black dyed hair
and a jet black dyed mustache. His mustache almost looks
(27:37):
fake because it was so dark, like he was putting
on a disguise or something like me.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
That's kind of what he looked like. But damsel in
distressed to the railroad transit he did.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
He looked like sniper whiplash. But like, as far as
David Lee Roth, he's one of the few people. I've
seen enough videos of him in concert where I'm like, yeah,
I don't need this, I don't need to waste my time.
And again, I understand that I'm a Vince Neil guy,
and I understand that I will go see Motley Crue
for like the twentieth time this summer, knowing that Vince
Neil is one of the worst vocalists ever currently.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
But I just prefer the music as well.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Like I love Van Halen, but if we're being honest,
I'm more of a Van Hagar than Van Hay that
is my I prefer fifty one fifty and o U
eight one two and for Unlawful Cardinal Knowledge and Balance,
which is a very underrated album. I am a David Lee,
I mean a Sammy guy. Again, nothing against DLR. I
(28:32):
prefer my preference and I say nothing against David Lee.
Roth what I'm telling you, man, I feel like we're
almost Carney on stage.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I feel like we're dancing run a political topic where
you're like.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Hey, I want to be very personal against David Lee.
He's just messing teeth and he looks like a carneye
that spreads pixie dust on the TILTA World, but I
mean that with all due respect DLR. But anyway, David
Lee Roth is touring, and so if you want to
go to Battle Creek to see him, or Fort Wayne,
Indiana or anywhere else.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Like that, playing he's got it.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Is it like some sort of fire casino or something
fire Keepers, that's probably where he's playing about.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
But he's playing. So if you're interested in David Lee Roth,
you can go see him.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I thought he was doing a big stand in Vegas
too for a while or did they just boy imagine
David Lee Roth at the spear, like you're just like wow,
but then like it was the greatest.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Show I ever saw, not because he was there, but
because of the huge screen. Yeah, there's just old videos
of him doing splits.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
In the.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Alright, so here's what we got coming up. We do sports.
You'll hear from Dan Campbell. Also a story involving city
buses and sex. Oh my favorite favorite top my favorite
place to have sex the city. Well not just you,
but bus drivers early too, So we'll get into that.
You'll hear that story in the seven o'clock hour as well.
It is the Josh in his show.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
It's the Josh in his show.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
On one O six point seven double ll z.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Friends, it's Josh and ja As to guarantee human jamokes
here to rock your faces off. Yeah, apparently. And I
don't know where this is. I don't know if it's
in America or not, but there are people that are
betting on the return of Jesus. Really, so apparently you
can bet on this. I don't know how or why
(30:19):
people would bother doing that. But when asked somebody is,
you know, buying or put money down on, you know,
when Jesus was gonna come back, and they put the
bet down, I mean you would think that's money you're
setting on fire. Yeah, but this person said, well, people
buy lottery tickets despite astronomical odds.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Man, that's not wrong. I mean, fair argument. So I mean,
what's the difference in this.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
But I also feel like if the second coming of
Jesus is gonna happen, yeah, you could have win all
that money, but you're not gonna be able to doing
anywhere there, So you.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Would think that you would think that.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Now, I wonder if you bet on Jesus's return, if
he would like reward you when he does return at
that time by making sure you go to heaven. So
the money as it matter, because I would imagine in
heaven money is no nothing that you don't need money.
Everybody is in heaven. You told me I'm gonna go
put ten others on this. I know I got a
fine where to do it. I would you know I
wrecking Manduel. I'm petting on Ukrainian table tennis. I assure
(31:13):
you I will. I will bet on on whether or
not Jesus is coming back. I'm a more I bet
on wrestling matches before, did you. I'm like, it's scripted.
People can control this.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Get here.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I am like, it's like I'm taking seeinga to win this.
I don't think they offered it anymore, but they used
to you maybe they still do well.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
DraftKings used to have it before a big like PREV
live event. You choose who you think was gonna win,
and then I think I ended winning like five bucks
off of it.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
So basically, it's like, if you're smart enough to guess
who the creative people in wrestling and are going to
pick to win matches, you can win a couple.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Of how many times somebody goes through a table or
will anybody go through it?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
When anybody get in with a chair rack.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Usually they limit it so like they limit the amount
you can bet on those, because those can be very
easily manipulated. Like somebody who's in the writing room can
mess you and be like, hey, where Seena is gonna
win by Like if you would have bet on the
way Sena lost his last match, which was a d
you know, a tap out or whatever, you would be
like rich. So someone in the writing room can be like, listen,
(32:12):
he's gonna lose this way. No one's going to see
that coming. And then you can bet a million dollars
on it. Well, they're not gonna let you do that.
They're only gonna let you bet like a very small amount,
like they cap it out at like twenty bucks or
something on those usually. So anyway, we will have sports
coming up. You will hear Dan Dan Campbell's great for
himself on the year. You will also hear a story
(32:32):
about bus drivers and boning here in the Detroit area.
Detroit bus drivers getting busy baby boning. So we're gonna
have that coming up in just a few minutes as well.
But first we will play some rock hand roll for
you on this Tuesday morning in the Motor City we
love you, Josh and James. We call it the Josh
(32:53):
it Is show, and this is all the small things.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
The Josh in his show.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Spois alrighty, I got a text here that says, Josh,
the NFL is scripted, and you bet on that.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
What's the difference? Ah? And you asked a question a few.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Minutes ago about you know, whether or not the misfield
goal and like, is it a way to see who
won who benefited the most money wise from that misfield?
I'm sure there is because you can look and see,
you know, Vegas and did Vegas make out in that
one or not that they make out on top or
come out on top, and that just to see, Like,
I'm intrigued by the people that get into the idea
(33:31):
that the the NFL is scripted, right.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
You hear that from people, Oh it's rigged.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You also hear that a lot from Lions fans because
and listen, I mean this with all due respect, you're
morons and you believe that the league is scripted and
that the refs are against you, and in reality no
one cares.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
But I hear that all the time from people here.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I hear it more than anywhere else other than Saints
people after they were screwed out of the super Bowl
by that blown call, which if you have one epic
call like that, that will determine whether or not you
go to the super Bowl. I'm with you, I'll fight
with you on that one.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
But like, did you.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
See the way they screwed us and the Steelers game?
Me screwed yourself because your team sucks. Like, I'm so
tired of this loser attitude from the people here. You
are pathetic. Bless your hearts. I like you, but you're pathetic.
Sports fans here are pathetic. There Now, I'm gonna get
into Tony Travado's gonna tell me I'm a dick.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Stop being losers, man, it's annoying. I like you people,
You're nice. I stop being losers. As it relates to
the sports teams, your teams didn't lose because the refs
cheated you. Your team's lost because you're not very good.
You didn't lose the baseball series because the the ums.
You lost because your age that's gonna make nine billion
(34:52):
dollars called out of the game in the sixth that eight.
You lost the football games because the offensive line's stunk
and Jared Goff turned the ball over five times a
couple of games ago. That's why you're on the player
so lo to Max Brosmer, it has nothing to do
with the Revs. But you brought this up yesterday. The
Detroit versus the REF sweatshirt. I wanted to move. I
(35:15):
was so embarrassed by that, Like when I started seeing
there was a billboard for.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
It, and I'm like, I am embarrassed. I've not been.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I'm proud to live here because it's a good, proud American,
blue collar freaking city. When I saw the Detroit versus
the Ref sweatshirt, I was like, I'll move to freak
in Alaska.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I'm so embarrassed by this right now. This is disgusting
that people here think this way. Stop thinking this way.
And then it doesn't help when your loser teams come out,
they're like, well, it's tough to play on Christmas.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
It's high, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I don't know why they want us to play on
Thanksgiving and.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Chrismas it's so high.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
To me, I'm in Razain Brad shut up. Still win
games now, Dan Campbell, since he was in front of media,
people he had to take some accountability. When he's behind
closed doors and talking to the team, he's like, guys,
a F screwed us and we were just one buy
away from the Brayows. But then he was, you know,
in front of the media yesterday and he had to
(36:12):
give himself a poor grade just to let you know
that he's still staying humble.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
You know what I'm saying, Why do.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
You feel like you did this year on the job
being the head coach of the Lions.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Not good enough? We didn't get in. I mean, we underachieved,
so not good. I would give myself a freaking.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
FS A freaking I'll see what he did is he
added that freaking punch a little bit.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I don't want just an F. I want a G.
That's how bad I was. I want an H. I
got an F minus.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
A freaking F minus is what I give myself, guys,
and I'm gonna go work hard. We give myself a
freaking F boy. And again, I love you, folks, I do.
But I don't know that I've ever seen a group
of people that pity themselves more and think that the
world is out to get them more than Lions fans and.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Dude, I root for the Saints. This the Saints.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
People wanted to sue the NFL for missing the Super
Bowl because again of the blown call against the Rams,
and I was embarrassed by that. But at least it
was like, hey, one call that obviously altered the course
of history. That was like the butterfly effect. Just step
on a butterfly in like prehistoric time, How does it
alter twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm fascinated by that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
You're talking about little nitpicky things and meaningless football games
over the course of the year, in a year that
you go nine to eight. Stop blaming the refs. It's annoying.
Do better than that with my watch. Is like I
didn't know that people here were like I didn't know
that this was a bitch about the ref city.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
It was like I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
If I would if I would have taken that job
in Paduca, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
If I'll talk, there was no job in Paduca, Kentucky.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
This was the only job I would give myself a
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
There were no other jobs. So this is this is
who I am. But anyway, No, I love you guys,
I do, but stop bitching about the refs. It's annoying,
all right.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Other stuff we have got.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Let's see, the Pistons werevictorious one twenty one to ninety
over the Knicks Kate Cunningham twenty nine to thirteen and
three three and a half games. The Pistons are up
now in the East. The Wings were a five to
three victor over Otto. Wah that that. Look, they're continuing
to play pretty good hockey as well. So it's giving
us a nice diversion here with these teams playing well
(38:21):
as we wait for baseball to start and then we
get to watch the Tigers play a good two or
three months then fall off a cliff, so we go.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
To the opposite. They could fall off a cliff and
then climb back up, and they could.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
No matter what happens, there's not gonna be one full. Hey,
that was great. It's either gonna suck like it did
two years ago and then get real good or be
real good then suck.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Look.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I understand where you're coming from, and I understand why
there's angst amongst people because the teams historically are not
good here.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm with you, but stop bitching about the rest. I'm
like I'm listening to the sports radio yesterday and they're like,
you guys.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Are bitching about all the things.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
That the team did wrong, the rest of the reason
why we're in the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Give the fans that.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
F Give myself a freaking app.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I give you all a freaking f for thinking that way.
That is loser mentality.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Give myself a freaking.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
F thank you, Dan Campbell, You're give them the sports radio
a freaking f too.
Speaker 9 (39:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I always give sports radio a freaking.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
App or give myself a freaking ass. That's the worst.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
It's the pits. That's what sports radio is.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
They get to sit there and get on the radio
and say, hey, you know what sucks sports twenty share
in a noise. The least talented people on the planet
are sports radio people. The least all they got to
do is get on the air. Thirty people call and say, hey, guys,
the ref so the reason why we're Lilson, And then
they just yell at those guys about it, and then
they make you know, five hundred thousand dollars in a
twenty share. I'm over here spitting into the wind and
(39:41):
I two and the best I can these guys like,
I just showed up at work today and here's my
twenty share share.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
That's what I got here. Haven't been on a show
of the twenty share in three years?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, well, if you take our share and multiply it
by twenty you can say that anyway.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
But we love you guys. All right, let's this.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
We had a story coming up about boning on the
public buses. So this story is actually very interesting, so
we will do that. But first I must play some
rock and roll music before we get into that story.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
So I give you the Beastie Boy Yay.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
One six point seven Detroit, Its Wheels, Josh and James,
the Josh Innis Show. Good morning friends, We love you,
thanks for listening. All right, So here's a story from
I guess this is from Channel four about some boning
that happens on the public buses here.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Okay, so let's get into this.
Speaker 10 (40:33):
A Detroit bus driver and her supervisor left a running
city bus for a romantic rendezvous, leaving riders stuck.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Well that's just to be clear.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
The people were on the bus and this person left
the bus. The driver left the bus to go bang, Wow,
how about that? And frustrated, I would imagine they are
frustrated to try to get to work.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I hope he's quick because I'm late for work.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
I know.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
For their luck, it's like Peter North, He's just in
there for an hour, just like, okay, can we go.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
This was just one of the issues uncovered in a
new report from the Detroit Inspector General. The report says
the two were caught being romantic during work hours multiple times,
causing long delays. Noel Friel spoke with city leaders tonight
and Noel this report claims management failed to investigate this properly.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Well, so, just before we get into this, so just
to be clear, there's a bus driver. I think the
bus driver's a lady. I think, yes, Okay, so the
bus driver is a lady.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
So she drives the bus. Hey, it's me, lady bus driver.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Hey, because ladies can do stuff now, yes, And then
like she like parked the bus and then go have
a hook up with this guy in a car I
guess or something, and then like get back on.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
The bus while people are still on the bus, Like
how do you just sit on the bus And I
don't know. It's well, we're going to find out. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 11 (41:55):
Kimber Lee, the Office of Inspector General found that supervisor
and employee we're having what called romantic interactions both on
the city bus and during working.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Hours, which they'd say what they call banging, yes, what
they called really just getting at it real hot and heavy.
Speaker 11 (42:11):
But the even bigger problem, according to this report, is
what happened after that relationship was discovered. It started with
an anonymous complaint back in June alleging that a senior
Transportation Service inspector Andre Reese and the bus driver Dana Ruff,
engaged in indecent activity on a city bus.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
What does Dana Roff look like? What does a chick
that drives a bus? Because my first thought, if it's
a lady bus driver, no offense. But I would assume
a lady bus driver is in like a hot piece.
But let's say Dana Rough like Rough like U r uff. Okay,
let's say hold on before we continue, Dana Roff. None
(42:50):
of these people are Dana Rof that I'm thinking of. Here,
did you find a picture of the bus driver Dana Rough? Yeah,
I'm trying to let me see bus Dana Rough bus
driver det Froy. Here we go, let's see ooh, she assisted, yes,
look at her. She's kind of hot, dude. I didn't
have never guessed a hot black bus driver lady. When
(43:11):
I heard your story, that's the picture that I was
talking about that I saw a headline that is an
upset of the century. Ah well, hello.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Dana Ruff. All right, anyway, we'll continue.
Speaker 11 (43:21):
An investigation by the Office of Inspector General uncovered video
footage from May sixth, showing the two fondling each other
on a bus.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I feel like everybody fondles somebody on the bus, right,
somebody's got to get fondled.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Isn't that what happens on the bus to pass the time?
I think that's half the fun of riding the city bus.
I think so it found.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Reese then reported an unsubstantiated mechanical issue with the bus,
took the bus out of commission.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
And took rough to a fast food restaurant.
Speaker 8 (43:51):
Guys, I'm sorry, there's something wrong with the coagulation cables.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
So we're gonna have to pull over what the one cable?
Speaker 8 (43:58):
So we're gonna make it all two twenty So it's
all okay, we're gonna make it to twenty two twenty one.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Whatever, it takes uh pressure, Well, yeah, it's doubtless.
Speaker 8 (44:05):
I'm just gonna pull the bus over for a second.
But listen, I'm gonna go run over. I'm going to
Arby's really quick. Well can you give me some No, no,
I can't get anybody.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
I'm just gonna run over to the army.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Not even going into the army You're going into a
toyota ursell in the parking lot of the art Mind
your own business, Okay, I'll figure this all out.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I thought you had to go poop or something. But
she's in the car with a gentleman.
Speaker 11 (44:24):
Disrupting service for one hundred and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Whoa, that's the way bedding for two hours? Who's got
wait a minute, you gotta be taking those stamina pulls
ads for whoa wowsers, fucking d my man, my man,
two hours. The bus was out of commission for two
hours so Dana Ruff could get on get it on
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in a car, I guess with the or maybe after.
I don't know where they got it on. But whoever
she's with is a very generous lover. Because this sounds
like he put in plenty of time for the fore player.
He did but that's what she gotta do. I mean, look,
Dana Ruff, he doesn't care if.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
He's on the clock. I don't care, baby, I'm gonna
teach you right.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
My man messes with bad bitches only, you know, so
if you're gonna get yourself a bad bitch, you gotta
be willing to put in a little work. Little elbow grease,
are you gonna find out? She sat on his face
and he passed out, and tipping that long to resuscitate him.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I got like heart paddles on him and stuff.
Speaker 11 (45:22):
Clear, it says recent Rough again met up multiple times
during Rough's route, and at one point abandoned the bus
while it was still running.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, he gave her a taste and she had to
get the full course.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
You know.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
The first couple stops were some appetizers, and then she's like,
I gotta get I gotta get the full hog.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I gotta get the full hog.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
The idea that they just leave the bus running, this
is like my childhood when my dad would go meet
up with his mistresses.
Speaker 12 (45:56):
I was just.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Sitting in the car.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I would just sit in the car and be like
what I dud, Dad, just just just watch the car.
Josh watched playing with the radio dial that day.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
Do you received a complaint via a customer assistance form
about the abandoned bus?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Imagine that customer assistance form like, dear bus driver people,
dear bus people, You're on their phone typing it like,
we've been stuck on this bus for two hours. Their
first thought is what is the speed the bus doesn't
If the bus accel rates at all, it'll blow up. No,
it's actually if the bus driver stops sixty nine, the
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bus blows up.
Speaker 11 (46:32):
But Inspector General Kamal Marrable says leadership didn't investigate.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
It properly because they're like, hey, someone's got to be
getting some around here.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
I'm right.
Speaker 12 (46:41):
We found out that the supervisors who were responsible for
dealing with this type of issue were very LENI it.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
So, who's responsible for dealing with this type of issue? Like, Hello,
I'm Josh Ennis, I'm the director of the Inspector General.
I'm the Inspector General of bus Bone and I'm paying
no attention.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
To this whatsoever. In their response to it, d.
Speaker 11 (47:06):
DOT Superintendent Howard Bragg classified their actions as a class
for offense, which would normally be punishable by a thirty
day suspension followed by termination.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
I feel like I know what they're going to do
for those thirty days.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Although I feel like once it's not like the forbidden
fruit anymore, they won't bang. I think it's the excitement
of being on the bus and then stopping the bus
and leaving all these poor bastards on the bus while
they go bon in the parking lot.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Of the RB and she realized her supervisor has got
a lazy eye and he's actually kind of out of shape,
and she's not really attracted to him anymore exactly.
Speaker 11 (47:37):
Instead, he gave them both five day suspensions.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Mirrable said that seems fair.
Speaker 11 (47:42):
He never reviewed the video footage of the two inside
the bus.
Speaker 12 (47:46):
For some reason, this individual only chose to review the
footage basically from outside of the bus and not be
full interaction.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
I want to see the bus of them, Yeah, when
I see it, let's see the finaling. I want to
see the full interaction on the bus video.
Speaker 12 (48:03):
So we found that that very problematic.
Speaker 11 (48:05):
The Office of the Inspector General is now recommending discipline
for Bragg and the d DOT assistant director, additional consequences
for recent rough as well as policy reform and enhanced
training for d DOT leadership.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
The real victims in this.
Speaker 12 (48:22):
And not being while you're driving the bus, were the
citizens who were waiting on buses that did not come
on time because you had individuals who did not take
their job.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
But I will tell you who came on time or
maybe not at all considering how long it was. But
in my mind, this is like pop Quiz hotshot. Someone's
getting laid on a bus and if that bus drops
below fifty, it blows up.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
What do you do? WHOA, dude, what do you do?
Speaker 5 (48:53):
WHOA?
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Tell that wildcap behind the wheel that the bus can't
drop below fifty or we're all getting laid?
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Whoa? How do you know? She's a wildcat in the sack.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
She's wearing the Arizona sweatshirt on the bus, Like, yeah,
what do you do?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I guess, I guess I bang her. I'll take one
with the team.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Popcorp Quiz hotshot.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
You got a bone on the bus and then the kelright,
let's go all right, I'm fully ready, I'm laying down.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Strange things are fun, like it or not. This is
the Josh in his show one of six point seven
w LZ Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
All right, coming up, we've got a guy who is
in San Francisco and has an interesting way of removing squatters.
Oh wow, that's coming up. But right now we've got Sabbath.
It's paranoid on wheels already. It's Detroit's wheels, Josh and
James this morning, I do. I think my favorite part
of the bus driver boning story before we move on
(50:05):
is the line about how they took her to a
fast food restaurant and they were there for two hours
while people were on the bus.
Speaker 11 (50:12):
I think that's my favorite, showing the two fondling each
other on a bus.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
It found.
Speaker 11 (50:16):
Reese then reported an unsubstantiated mechanical issue with the bus,
took the bus out of commission, and took rough to
a fast food restaurant, disrupting service for one hundred and
fifteen minutes, so.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
For two hours.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Now, I guess I first thought they were just boning
for two hours, but I'm going to assume they had lunch.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
They boned, got a bite to eat, boned, yeah, wait,
got a jamoka shaik and then and then boned and oh,
I guess I better get back to this bus.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
I mean that's pretty bold though. I think it's pretty
bold on her part, just to be like, you know what,
screw this. And I guess you're feeling powered because that's
a supervisor that you're meeting with.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
I guess so. Anyway, so just to put a button
on the bus boning story.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Now we move on to a story out of sane
San Francisco, where squatters are an issue. San Francisco is
a fascinating place because it's one of the most beautiful
places you'll ever go, but it's also a hell hole
as it relates to homeless people and squatters.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
A lot a homeless and a lot of poop in the sidewalk.
That's all I've heard.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
I've never been to San Francisco either, but my buddy
went there a couple of years ago for the Super
Bowl doing the radio stuff, and he's like, you would
just watch people on the sidewalk pooping like homeless people
would poop.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Have you ever seen homeless people bone? Yes, so have I.
It's wild, but you can't take your eyes off of it.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
It's like a tring wreck, it really is. I'm like,
you almost want to cheer him on. You do, like
you kind of have to at that point, like you
think they need the encouragement. It's like that joke. Did
the joke as a kid that Johnny go deeper? Mm hmm,
Johnny go deeper trying. Yeah, well, that's kind of what
it is. When you watch the hobos have sex. It's like,
where did this mattress come from? Why is there a
(51:51):
mattress under an overpass? How did it get there? Well,
that's actually just a lot of layers of cardboard. That's
not a great mattress. Any mini boxes stacked on top
of each other.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
What is your sleep number? All right? I prefer eighteen
layers of cardboard?
Speaker 5 (52:07):
All right.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
So let's see here.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
So this is a story out of San Francisco about
a squatter removal service.
Speaker 13 (52:13):
A company in the Bay Area offering help with removing
squatters from properties.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Well, that seems like a noble thing, like we want
to get you off our property. But how are they
going to do it?
Speaker 13 (52:23):
And they're doing it by using swords, a.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Like medieval times. Huh, it's like medieval times exactly. It's
just like medieval times.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Sword.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
I don't know, actually this is a little different those
that's you know, like medieval times is obviously from a
different time, right, that's like from you know, medieval times.
I think this guy, based on the video, on the
picture I've seen, this guy is almost like Blade. He's
got a sword and he's wearing like a leather duster.
Like he looks like Blade. It's like but white. He's
like white white Blade. He's white Blade is what we'll
(52:58):
call it.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Asap squatter Remove Bulls.
Speaker 13 (53:00):
Ceo says the company has a ninety five percent success rate.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Well, that's good.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
I mean, I would think if your cheeks up a
ceo Amy runs the company, it's his company.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
He's a legitimate business.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
It is one legitim or is it just a white
Blade with the sword kicking people out of houses? Look,
if you have business cards, it's a legitimate business. Okay,
So I think he's got business cards. I just like
the idea that they have a ninety five percent success rate.
That would indicate that there are hobos out there that
were able to take this guy with the sword. White
Blade was defeated five percent of the time by somebody.
(53:34):
My god, this guy's great because he almost looks like
Glenn Danzig. I hope he shows up playing mother every
like like that's that just plays.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
He kicks the.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Tell your children not to walk my way.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Room clear.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
I have surveyed, I have surveyed the perimeter. Guy, as
I've taken care of it. Ladies and gentlemen. White Blade
is here to take care of business. And I have
a ninety five percent success rate.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
And I am the CEO. Get out of here, bitches.
They call him the evictor with the Samurai sword.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
He purchased it at the local fleamarket. Samurai sword. It
doesn't really cut anybody. It's really good at hoping an
envelope though.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
I also was.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Able to pick up a couple of classics from the
Disney vault while I was but with the black diamond
on the on the spine, Oh, those are were some bucks,
all right. So anyway back to White Blade, So we
continue with the CEO Crown Force rop nazbit reports on.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
I'll be doing well. I mean, they walk in with
the sword and they chase you with it. But at
five percent, I'm fitting again. Okay, here's how they do it.
I restored get out of this house, don't get here.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
I will tall you this sword I got on the
flea market for fifteen ninety nine. Guys, we're gonna have
to go to the throwing stars.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Get the throwing stars. Oh, I'm all out.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
You're not all out anyway, Phil, you could threaten with
a bad tattoo.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Here we go. Throw the funnel cake.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, whoa, No, not that one, Not the one with
a powdered sugar.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
That's gonna make a mess again.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Ninety five percent of the time it works every time
when get removing squattered. I'd love to see the five
percent when it doesn't work unless they armed with bath salt.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
It's gonna be like the crocodile and d sn when
you're like, he's got a knife, that's not a knife.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
The hoba pulls out a huge, even bigger sword. He
pulls a knife, you pull out a flea market samurai sword.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
That's the San Francisco way.
Speaker 7 (55:50):
It sounds like an intense way to remove a squatter.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
Not that intense. Yes, it's not that again.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
I think the five five percent of the people who
survive and get away are people who are super hopped
up on bath salts so like tasers and nothing can
stop them. They're like Jason, They're like Michael Myers. I
shot him six times like you can't kill them, Like,
that's the five percent. That's what I would claim if
I were White Blade here.
Speaker 7 (56:16):
Go in with a Samurai sword and scare the squatters out.
But the CEO of the company offering this service says
it's more complicated than that.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Oh I bet, I bet tell us tell us complicated. Well,
you can't just go in there and kick him out.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
You got to do research.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I like how he sounds like he's Christian Bale.
Speaker 3 (56:42):
I've never invicted anybody with the Samurai sword. I don't
know he sounds you want to play a game the
jigsaws here anyway.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Meanwhile, back in San Francisco with White Blade Diagonals, James.
Speaker 7 (57:01):
Jacobs has been trained in martial arts for fifteen years,
showing me what's called this guy's my hero.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
It's called karate man, and there's only two types of
people that know it, the Chinese.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
And White Blade w Heiman called a trainer blade.
Speaker 7 (57:21):
It would be illegal to have a real blade in public,
but Jacob started his company, a SAP Squad of Removal,
to use real swords to clear squatters from properties. The
CEO says surveillance has done first to preapprove clients and
make sure the squatters are illegally on a property. After
that's established, a process called breach and clear is done.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Breaching is breaking into the property.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
I like how he's got official terms for this.
Speaker 3 (57:43):
I made. Yeah, we call it breaching. Brother, breaching clear
was successful. It was success, mission accomplished.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
A White Blade over we breached breaching successful over initial
breach initiated. Bah the oldest guy just pooping in the corner,
smoking crystal meth. All right, stand by for Ninja moves.
(58:13):
Ninja moves next. Guys, he's resisting.
Speaker 3 (58:17):
He's resisting.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Clearing is actively going through the rooms and making sure
there's no active.
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Threat according to Jacob's lease agreements are signed between him.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
He's like, I gotta be the only threat in the building.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
A right, guys, No active threats, guys, this is white Blade,
no active threats.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
Let's go commence Ninjin. I don't know who keeps talking to.
Speaker 7 (58:38):
There's only two of us from the property owners to
allow his team to go in and remove squatters. And
it's not just samurai swords used.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Air fifteen's five to nineties.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
This guy's like he's hold and eyes. Oklahoma City bomber
coming in and take some to holdness out your house?
Speaker 3 (59:03):
What I'm here?
Speaker 6 (59:08):
You know?
Speaker 14 (59:09):
You know?
Speaker 3 (59:09):
Oh yeah, he's got a shotgun.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
He's gonna rack in AR fifteen. But I've never shot one,
so I don't really all those work, Tom good, lock
and load.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Where did he get a bomb? Yeah? Why is he
strapped to his check?
Speaker 2 (59:23):
He's coming in because suicide bombered?
Speaker 3 (59:25):
Because all this.
Speaker 2 (59:26):
Guy's all either you get out or we're both going out.
Speaker 3 (59:33):
This is this might be the greatest story ever, you know, shotguns.
Speaker 7 (59:37):
He's been in the work of removing squatters for seven years.
He says it's a completely legal process. I talked with
Krownford legal analyst Stephen Clark.
Speaker 3 (59:44):
Guys, it's a completely legal process. When has he been
doing this for seven years?
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Because he's got a ninety five percent success rate?
Speaker 7 (59:51):
Duh who says that might be the case, but that
the tactics used to remove someone from a property could
lead to a criminal liability.
Speaker 9 (59:58):
The samurai sword is a weapon, and if there was
a confrontation, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Not a deadly weapon unless white blades using it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
I'm a martial arts train expert. I know guns and
I know swords.
Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
With a tenant or someone overstaying on the property, and
that samurai sword was used to inflict injury that could
result in a criminal prosecution.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
What else would you use the sword for other than
to inflict injury.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
I would just use it to impress babes in my place.
Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Clark recommends going through law enforcement and the court process
required to remove someone from the property. Jacobs disagrees, saying
he's well aware of the risks, which is why he
takes precautions to avoid legal battles down the road.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I have a million dollars insurance policy. I have in
house attorney. Heck people making wrongful sorry a man.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Who you hired to pick the homeless out of your
house with an AR fifteen gun in a samurai sword?
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Ah heck ah, heck ah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Hell guys, Now it's not as intense anymore. A heck
ah heck Hey, you homeless guys, get out of here
before I cut you with my sword.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I have a naughty five plus.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
That's success, right, I'm a liber I'm bread for my
skills and magic.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Syransiscu zapoleone Dynamic started a business but put on a
black duster.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah, people making wrongful claims against my business all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Just try and get money.
Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
The cost of removing a squatter from your property using
a SAP squad of removal starts at ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
What what.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Someone pays ten thousand dollars to white Blade. I'm in
the wrong business. I'm just gonna say, I think we
need to start. We'll start our own business. First things first,
we need to go to the flea market. I know
a guy who's gotta lead. We can get a bunch
of we can get a bunch of samurai swords, welling,
double sworded.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Oh god, I'm in there.
Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
You have it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Wow t k huh. Yeah, we're gonna make money. We're
getting rich. We don't need you anymore. Casey, Yeah, we
don't need to forget the show. Hey, let's call it
tub or somebody up. But we'll turn it into a
reality show.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Or like dogs a bounty hunter. Yeah, but like squatter removal,
just for squatter with ninja weapon. We have swords. Yeah,
just dog with a sword had that big pepper spray gun.
We got swords.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
I can't help and we're not yet, not yet, yeah yet.
All those six.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Point seven Detroit's wheels, I guess if you want to
get rid of squatters, though, there are other alternatives. Some
are successful, some or not, Like what if what if
your wife was?
Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Squatter removal not as effective? Not as effective? No, I
don't think so.
Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Now imagine if I ran out of that house with
those teener those teeners, teeny boppers, he's wrong with me
with those teams run across the property. I can run
out with the samurai sword you're chucking.
Speaker 13 (01:03:06):
You might do it off the property.
Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
You have the woman keean off the property.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
This is this is a samurai saw about it that
Gibraltar trade center ten years ago. Why Cody, go get
my gun.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
That's the key and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
You just always got to say, you know, go get
my gund you go get my AR fifteen and see
where it goes from there.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
It's under Holden's pillow.
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I keep it on the safest spot I know, summer
responsible gun owner anywhol In case you didn't know that.
Though it's a squatter kind of is isn't Penny wren way,
he is a squatter. He's the one that farts on
the pillow. Yes, uh, anyway, so it's not wrong, it's
(01:03:56):
not You might tug it off the property. But when
that doesn't work, that's when you bring in White Blade. Yes,
you tried, you tried being nice about it. You said,
you say, hey, fellas, get off my property, and then
White Blade says, well, it looks like you send out
the White Blade seigmal Cody.
Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Hey, I don't think we can get him off the property.
I think we're gonna have to bite the bullet. Pay
that ten k, get.
Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
White Blade out here. I don't know what else to do.
I don't to sell a kidney and we're getting ten grand.
Just have to put it on the credit card.
Speaker 15 (01:04:25):
You know, that sounds like a job for White Blade.
What was the name of his company, ASAP Removal or something. Yes,
that's a job for a SAP removal. All right, here's
what we got. We'll do sports here in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Also, uh, it's a shame, but Mickey Rourke needs a
lot of money to pay his rent, does he?
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
But here's the thing though, Mickey money. I know, here's
the thing, and this is this is where I'm going
to take this discussion. Here is I would argue that
that Mickey Rourke is responsible for one of the greatest
soft core erotica films of all time. I mean you
would say that right with Uh, what's that damn movie
he was in with Kim Basinger nine and a half weeks?
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Like they just bone the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
It's got to be on the Mount Rushmore, right, But
obviously that's a Mount Rushmore we can get into here.
Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
We got two hours left in this show. Yeah, we
have anwi of time ago. All right, It's the Joshennis Show.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
The Joshness Show one six point seven w LLZ, Detroit's Wheels,
Detroit's Wheels and the Heart Radio Station.
Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Guaranteed Human and we are those humans, Josh and James.
It's the Joshennis Show. What are you really? I'm only
human flesh and blood?
Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
You know out on the ASAP Squatter Removal website, Yeah
you have.
Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
You get access to it on my computer's block.
Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
See.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I think the key is I just accept all cookies
because I watch a lot of porn during the show.
But White Blade is who we're talking about here. There
are different tabs on here like hey, services and about.
There's also a careers tab. So if if you can
be recruiting new samurais to help them with this.
Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Well, look, this.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
What are your qualifications? Well, I've watched three hundred fourteen times.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I know every line to kill Bill. Wait a second, Oh,
here we go. Here's job information, all right, So job information.
We bring on independent contractors to handle the removal of
unwanted occupants. And there are block ways. You got to
look at the picture came here. This weird graphic they
put together. This is an amazing graphic.
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
There's a squatter. There's a guy with a baseball bat.
There's a guy with a sword just like the squatter.
There's a guy who's like part of like some sort
of militia up here. He's like a military man. And
then there's a truck filled with junk. That's a great
graphic anyway. Now, bad use of AI is worth every
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up of water and extra electricity that was used to
make that.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
A great Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
There is teamwork only, flat fee pay. Get paid per job,
not by the hour. Bring your own gear, so listen.
If you're not coming with a scyth, then I don't
know what we can.
Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Do for you.
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
So I mean, I gotta provide my own samurai. So
horn the flea mark is not for two weeks, I
guess I get one on Amazon.
Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
He's like, listen, the best I can do is a pitchfork.
Will that work?
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Do you think we can chase off vagrants with the No,
this is San Francisco. This isn't the South we're farming.
This isn't producing. Baby, We're in the big time. You amateur,
you hill billy. This ain't easy work. And that's got
two little alarm bells next to it on either side
to let you know. It's like, this ain't easy work.
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There are real risks that include injury, death, or arrest.
So I like, this squatting isn't just homeless people anymore.
Gangs an organized crime are taking over properties. Well, you're
making this sound really appealing, White Blade, Now it sounds
like he's reading the script for an eighties action flick.
Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
It's like, rob's not just homeless anymore, it's gangs.
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
It's like the trailer for gangs and drug dealers are
squatting in houses in San Francisco.
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Thank you, San Francisco. You need robo cop. That's exactly
what they need. Thank you. He's a cyborg crime fighter
in the future. The jig was up. That's what he says.
That's what he says when he funts in the door
to the homeless guy, the jig was up. Bad news
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pal Okay, if anybody wants to.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
See this guy too, I've I shared the story that
we just played right on the Joshennas Show Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Go check it. It's worth just seeing the Glen Dad
and zig White Blade guy.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Uh wow. You know who should do this that has
a lot of free time on his hands. You should
apply Dug Clodell. You don't Yes, Dunk Clodell. I rock
you don't Quatus six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Joshness Show,
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I rock, you don't thank you, Doug. I mean Doug's
basically selling samurai swords out of his car now to it.
Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
The JO Show.
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Sports.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
They won't belong until we start seeing him posting little
flyers like after the radio reunion's over. I'm also going
to be selling ninja weapons at the Knights of Columbus.
Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Getting the finest Chinese stars. Do you like nunchucks?
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I have got a pair of nun Chucks that
have been signed by Kip Winger and you can have them.
Just come on out meet me and Arthur P. Why'd
you have Kip Winger signed was nunchuck because I get
Everything's I know, Doug, I say, because it was the
only thing you had on you and you're not gonna
not have Kip Winger sign it. That's true because because
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I'm Doug Podelldell, I rock, you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
And that's facts only.
Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I missed Doug, but I never really forget about him
because I see fourteen pictures a day that he posts
on Facebook. If everywhere he goes chopping at j C
Penny posting pictures of his television showing off his collection
stickers going to j C Penny, a couple of flyers
for his WABX reunion slash trinket selling show treasures He's
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got His treasures.
Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Can be part of a roast for a local musician.
Looks like look Doug stays busy.
Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Now, a guy who's not very busy currently at least
is Dan Campbell. Because Campbell his season is over. Why
is his season over? Well, because he did a very
poor job according to himself.
Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Do you feel like you did this year on the
jobbing the head coach of the Lions?
Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Not good enough? We didn't get in, I mean we underachieved,
so not good I would give myself a freaking F.
Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
But dot dot I would also give an F to
the refs, and I would give an F to those
couple of plays that we didn't make.
Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
That one play we didn't make that kept us out
of the playoffs. How about that that one play?
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
That one play was the difference. So don't forget that,
just that one play. I don't know if this is
considered degenerate gambling. I don't think it is. But the
Division two football championship was on last night.
Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
That is generate gambling year. That's not that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I don't think that's fair to call me a degenerate
gambler because I gambled on the dude, I've gambled on
like like harness horse racing in Guama.
Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Like.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
This is far from degenerate activity.
Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
It's just what happened to be going on last night, sir,
and I bet on Montana State and they won an overtime.
Go Bobcats. Oh yeah, that's my Bobcats. Hashtag my Bobcats.
I'd give them a freaking A. How much did you
take home?
Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Not much?
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
It wasn't like a huge deal, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
But still Montana State did very well, also, so the
playoffs began, I need you to fill out a playoff
NFL bracket. I want to see like how your non
sports addicted brain would react to these. Like, here's what
I'm gonna do for you, right, Actually, here's what we're
gonna do. I'm going to play a rock and roll
record here, Okay, is what I'm gonna do. And then
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we're gonna come back and I'm going to read to
you the matchups for the playoffs, okay, and I want
you to pick them first thing off the top of
your head, because see what I've learned is it's kind
of like how Santa Claus remains real because of the
imagination of a child, right you hear that?
Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
That kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I need the imagination of a stoner that doesn't pay
much attention to football. You got one to tell me
who's gonna win the football? Going use my imagination the
best way I can. So we're gonna do that here.
But first I must play a rock and roll record
and then we will get to that. So we will
look at the NFL playoff bracket. And James, who does
not pay as much attention as some he's not some
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football addicted man, he's more addicted to his recreational marijuana.
I'm as casual a football fan as you ever find,
all right, So we will then have you pick the winners.
I like that, and then we're gonna take those. Then
what I'm gonna do is you're gonna place the bet.
Here's what I'm gonna do for each game this weekend.
All right, I'm gonna play. I'm gonna put a parlay
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together and I'll put a bet on it. If it hits,
I'll share with you. Wow about that. But first, it's
bon Jovi. Bon Jovi that is living on a prayer.
The Josh Andness Show, Josh and James Today. All right,
So here's the deal I'll make with you.
Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah, So we're gonna build a parlay. So that means
all of these games would have to be right. I'm
booking them all in a bed, and if it hits,
it's worth a lot of money, I would guess, and
I will share the winnings with you if you get
all of these right in a parlay. I will build
the parlay for you though. Okay, all you have to
do is tell me who you think is going to
win the playoff. Games this weekend. James, Yeah, good, I
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am in all right. First game is the Rams and
the Panthers.
Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Okay, I'm going Rams, all right?
Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Why do you feel the Rams because I've heard you
talk nothing about good things about the Rams, you particular,
they're going to be the Super Bowl winner.
Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
I still like Matt Stafford, who was the quarterback here
for a very long time. So I'm going Ram.
Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
I'm glad that you take my word for it, but
it's important to know that I'm a terrible gambler.
Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Give myself a freaking f I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
I'm not great, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
So Rams, So the Rams we're taking money lines, by
the way, so not the spread, it's just the money line.
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
It's for when it's worth.
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
The Rams are favored by ten so it seems like
a solid play on your part just to win Green
Bay and Chicago.
Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
M Who do I want to win that one? I
hate both teams as you should, you know what. Just
to get mister Johnson a little more cred, I'm gonna
go Bears over Green Bay.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
We're wanting Chicago to win that one. For what it's worth,
Chicago is a slight favorite. They are favored by a
point and a half. All right, So we're going Chicago
and the Rams. Those are the two Saturday games. We
move on to Sunday, the Buffalo Bills take on the
Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Oh, I hate the Bills man, as you should. I'm
not a big Jaguars fan either.
Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
No one is. There's literally not a human on the
planet that's a big job. The owner is probably not
a big jag London, I guess London, and they're big
Jaguars fans.
Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Well, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
I'm gonna go Bills because a friend on the the
hockey team I used to work for, he's a big
Bills He's a Bill's Mafia guy.
Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
That's That's reason enough for me.
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
I was walking my dog a couple of weeks ago
on a Sunday morning in Sterling Heights and it's on
one of these old trails you know that wasn't in
Sterling Heights or was a Madison.
Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Knights, my old neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
I'm walking through and I just see two Bills Mafia
people walking their dog. And I know their Bills Mafia
because they were Zubaz pants. Okay, I'm gonna say they
have like the Jackets in the pants, the starter jackets
and the Zubas pants and the little on they have
all of it. They all look I hate these people,
no offense Bill's Mafia, but I hate you like I
think there's somebody in my old neighborhood that has their
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whole front of their house all decked out and Bill's
Bill stuff, Like I'm annoyed by the jumping through the
table thing. And guess what's gonna happen to the Bills
when they move into their new little indoor comfortable stadium.
Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
They're not interesting anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
There's nothing interesting about a bunch of people sitting inside
a dome stadium that looks like the rest of all
the other dope Part of what made Buffalo is they're
outside and they got to get all the poor jamokes
out there to shovel the snow.
Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
They get like the fans come and they clean up
the stadium and that's cute. That's like their thing.
Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Now, what does Buffalo have? Just a giant stadium that
looks like all the other dopey stadiums. Well, now they
won't be able to use fort Field. Yeah, well they
won't need to. Yeah, you can't have it. It's ours.
Speaker 12 (01:16:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Well, and obviously the Lions don't use it after eight games,
after they finish their home games, they're done and it
doesn't seem like they're doing anything else. Well, that and
Ed Sheeran will be using it like this year. That's
the forty nine Ers and the Eagles. I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go Eagles with that.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Again.
Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
I'm basing this one off of another friend who's a
dieard Eagles fan boy.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
You've got friends who are real dead beats Eagles and
Bills fans. Oh, he loves the Eagles. All he does
is talk crap about the Lions. And I got to
hand it to him because he was kind of right
this season.
Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
But one thing I will.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Say is if I were looking for people to join
my vigilante squatter removal service, first people i'd call Philly people.
Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Buffalo people, well really Philly people.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I don't know if the Buffalo people are mean people enough,
but I think they're They're more crazy than me, yeah,
but like they're crazy in like a fun way. Like
the Philly people are violent. So if you could give
me like a Philly guy who's really angry because the
Birds just lost, and like you give him a ninja weapon,
and like, hey, we're gonna get rid of a couple
of squatters here. Like I think he'd take care of
it'd be done, reaching clear success. All right, Let's see
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the Chargers and the New England Patriots.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Man, I hate the Patriots, so I'm going charge, all right,
la Ce.
Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
And then finally the Houston Texans take on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
The Steelers who should not be there, by the way.
But again Mike Tomlin would say, is if.
Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
My had mill parts, he'd be my uncle. That's true,
but you shouldn't be there. You don't deserve to be
there just because some jimoke missed a kick. That's why
you're there. I hate Aaron Rodgers ever since. Why do
you hate Aaron Rodgers and Hail Mary all those years ago?
You hate Aaron?
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
I get it now, You've ruined a Thursday evening that
was I had a great time at Ford Field. We
were in the Lady Jane Sweet hanging out with listeners,
having a blast. Ye and then that ride home he
hears the lead slipping away. I get home just in
time to turn on the TV and see that Hail
Mary pass a success, and then the Lions lose. So
does that mean you're going to Texans? Going Texans?
Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Okay, so we're going Texans, all right, So you're parlay
of the Rams, the the Bears, the Bills, the Eagles,
the Chargers, and the Texans. If we put all the
money lines in there, that is plus two three hundred
and fifty four bucks. So if you bet, let's just
say ten bucks on that, that would win two hundred
and thirty five dollars. So fifty bucks on that would
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win eleven hundred dollars is what that would be. Wow,
So you'd have to I'll decide how much I'm gonna
put on this.
Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Yeah, don't, don't put too much on it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Okay, well look look look, look I don't I don't
play small gotch.
Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I mean I'm happy. I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
What if we win and I have enough money to
go to Taco Bell. So if I get like twelve bucks,
I'm a happy gambles. So we're not just going to
settle for I'm not happy with twelve bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Okay. That's why I lose a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
That's why you're on so many radio stations across the
country yet overnight. That's why I worked all throughout Christmas
and I was on the radio in Albutquerque, New Mexico,
because I lose a lot of money gambling, you see.
And look look if I bet like numbers that were smaller,
I'd probably still have a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
But you know it is if my had Mile parts,
she'd be my uncle. Thank you, Mike. No risk, no reward,
I get, no risk it, no biscuit.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
So the James Campbell, I don't really watch sports except casually,
and I'm basing my opinions on who I'm friends with. Yes, Rams, Bears, Bills, Eagles, Chargers, Texans,
damn straight, those are the winners here, So just right in,
lock it in. We didn't even get into the talk
about Mickey Rourke going like one hundred thousand dollars in
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rent Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
We got time and we got that.
Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
And I want to get into the films of Mickey
Rourke and other films that were not considered porn but
were the very movies you could watch like on HBO
when you were a kid, and like they kind of
were your intro into erotic films, like films that starred
real people, not like films that starred like you know,
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I don't know Gene Simmons wife, who was like in
all the soft Coore stuff. I'm talking like, Wow, what
is Bruce Willis doing in this movie? And why did
I just see his dongs? And a few of them
you do the man likes. Notably, there's a movie called
Color of Night where you see his dong in a
swimming pool. The fact that I rem remember these things
really says something. That's when there's a shower scen where
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he flipped around and you see it flopping.
Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Two.
Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
There's there's one with Kevin Bacon where you see his
hog too. You see Kevin Bacon's hog and Wild Things.
You see a lot of things in Wild Things. So
with Denise Richards and Nef Campbell, I remember back at
the end of the day when like the lesbian kiss
like that was like so like taboo. Well remember when
Brittany and Madonna kiss on the VMA. A big deal
about that, Remember the VMAs? Remember MTV rest in Power King?
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All right, anyway, all that coming up. It is the
Josh Ennis Show. We appreciate you guys for listening, your
lovely people, and we will be back The.
Speaker 13 (01:21:34):
Josh Innis Show.
Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
One of six point seven.
Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
WLV Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
I think of your favorite movie from when you were
a kid that was not a poor no but had
some wonderful whoopie scenes. We'll talk well a six points
seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James. So
Mickey Rourke, he the star of Nine and a half Weeks,
which was one of my all time favorite like movies
not actually good, but there's so much like like mainstream
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movie sex and it like back in the eighties and
mainstream movies you could just put like pretty close to
hardcore stuff in movies, you know. So I was a
young boy, I used to watch Nine and a half
Weeks like damn near religiously, like that was kind of
one of my things.
Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
There were a couple of them now and I need
you guys in on this now.
Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
So text text the word Josh and your message to
five one eight eight one. Now the rules for building
this mount rushmore of movies like mainstream movie sex scenes. Okay,
and I'm doing this in you know. It's Mickey Rourkey.
He's already raised, by the way, eighty five thousand dollars
on a GoFundMe. If you're a jerk that gives money
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to some deadbeat actor like Mickey Rourke so he could
pay his rent. Well, I guess I do appreciate nine
and a half weeks. So I bet that's okay. I'm
almost talking about that man for all that self pleasure
you gave yourself to his movies. I guess, so you
better give him a twenty Okay, I'll slide them a
couple bucks. Thank you for that weird seen with the
strawberries and the syrup and everything. Thank you, Mickey Rourke.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
But here's the rules.
Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
All right, we're gonna lay the groundwork here. You cannot
use actual adult films. Okay, so don't be like wella
Nolls No.
Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Showgirls, No Showgirls count counts.
Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Okay, here's why Showgirls counts because show Girls it's a
mainstream movie.
Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
It's raighted r right.
Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I think show Girl it was really that will count
that because that's a mainstream movie. Jesse Spano is in
that movie. Gina Gershan is in that movie. That is
a mainstream, legit film. So Showgirls count, strip tease counts.
But movies that wouldn't count would be like anything that's
a skinemax movie. Soar no, Red Shoe Diaries, no Emmanuel,
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no Hot Springs Hotel, No Playmate of the Apes, which
was a legit soft core film that I used to
watch where the ladies had monkey heads on but were
nude adult bodies, human bodies of my attention. Playmate of
the Apes. Look it up, or I'll have to because
your computer won't allow you to. But I'll look up
play Made of the Apes and I'll show you the deats.
Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
But so it can't be that.
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
It can't be anything starring Gene Simmons Lady. What the
hell's Gene Simmons Lady's name?
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
What is her name?
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
But you can't use her because you know she's like
the queen of the bad and tweets Shannon Tweed. You
can't use Shannon Tweed stuff. The rule is, I'm looking
for your favorite movie. You're basically your favorite mainstream movie
sex scene. Why am I bringing this up? Well, friends,
it's topical because Mickey Rourke, who is responsible for one
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of my favorites, basically the entire horrible movie called Nine
and a half Weeks, that has to count.
Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
You know, what, did you ever see.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Blown Away with the two Cory's and Nicole Eggert I
don't think so. I think it may be on one
of the platforms for free. Oh yeah, you should find
it and just fast forward through the movie. The movie
is pointless and stupid. Yeah, but you see Nicole Eggert.
You've seen the cole Egert Prime, the Cole Egert with
the two corries.
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Just the whole damn movie. There's just boning. It's elite.
It is elite.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I look, that's on my Mount Rushmore blown away. Okay,
but here's what I need from you. Shoot us a text.
Text the word Josh and your suggestion. We're trying to
build the Mount Rushmore of mainstream movie sex scenes, all right,
So text the word Josh and your message to five
one eight eight one. Your message will be the movie.
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So whatever movie sex scene it is, like, do you
have one, James, Like, when.
Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
You think of it, what is time Cop? There's a
scene in Time Cop.
Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
Actually I haven't brought up right here or I believe
it's John Cloude Van Dams brought it up here.
Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Well, I didn't like I got the shots. Oh, because
I want to explain why this is so fascinating tonight.
Oh I see it because you could actually see a
little little bush that's important.
Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
So that was like, whoa, and I had that time.
Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
I'm memorized, so I knew where to put the DVD in,
where to go, so I could watch it over and
over and over. I even knew how many times it
click the reverse button on the DVD player to go
back to start right at the beginning of the scene,
because I'm very sure, but I love that scene because
you see a little little bush, very attractive lady.
Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
I think that's important. We've got bush. Yeah, that's important.
So that was something like I wasn't used to seeing
very often.
Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
No, that's key because you very rarely got the full
frontal in things movies.
Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
You never, I mean never got dude, full frontal.
Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
That was very rare.
Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
So like when you got a like a quick Kevin
bake and turn around in the shower, You're like, whoa,
it's it's footloose as dong. You're in the locker room
in any given Sunday, exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
There's a lot of dongs out in that one.
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Yes, you but like full frontal on a lady, you'd
get more, you'd get more of that.
Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
But that's good. That's a solid one. So there's your
your suggestion. Here's the time cups. We've got bush. So
we got that.
Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
Now we need you in Text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one five to
one eight eight one. Shoot us a text, ladies, Guys,
I don't care. I want everybody to include. We're inclusive
here on this show. We can't turn anybody down.
Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Yeah, ladies, you want to talk about any of the
scenes you see with Tom Hardy and how disappointed you
where we saw how small this penis was exactly let
us know, let us.
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Know my day.
Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
We called it a beaver. And let me tell you something.
I snagged the pilter too.
Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Broke my wife's heart when I told her if small
Tom Hardy's wiener was. And then my roommate showed her
the videos of naked hurts time.
Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
I'm like, wait, that hurts? Why do you show my
way Tom Hardy naked me?
Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
There you go? All right, So text the word Josh
and your favorite mainstream movie love scene to five one
eight eight one.
Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
All right, my favorite, and it's a little bit cleaner
than you like.
Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
It's both of the sex scenes in Risky Business on
the train and when she first shows up and she's like,
are you ready for me, Ralph, And like, for whatever reason,
she leaves the door to the house open and all
these leaves start blowing in to the house, and I'm like, well,
you know, like you're gonna have to clean that up
after you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
But like that would be what would be on my mind.
Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
The whole time I'd be hooking up with Rebecca de Mornay,
and all I'd be thinking is.
Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
But right after this, I'm gonna have to get all
those leaves out of the house.
Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Gotta get them out before mom gets home because he's
gonna ask you why the leaves all over the house
and you can't tell her like, oh, by the way,
because I'm banging Rebecca de Mornay and I left the
door open because we were getting hot and heavy. Anyway,
I want to make love on a real train, all right,
So get those in now. That's what we're looking for
from you, guys. Text the word Josh and your message.
Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
You were playing something else when I hear them, like
what you You can't play those sounds? No, that's not it.
Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Sorry, It's just every rose has its thorn, because every
bad boy has a soft sign. Well, those six point
seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show It's Josh and
James this Morning. Hey, the Pistons won again last night.
They moved the hell out of the Knicks. Man, they
smoked the Knicks. The Red Wings won. So despite the
fact the Lion's wayted everybody's time this year and are
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not in the playoffs, and despite the fact that the
Tigers blew it in the playoffs, hey there's hope for
the Pistons.
Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Now. Are the Pistons gonna win the whole thing? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Maybe not right, but like, is it a very realistic
possibility that they win the East?
Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Like, we're at that point now where Lions season is
over and we got to find something to pay attention
to for a while because the Lions are gone, and
we certainly don't want to watch Ben Johnson go off
and win big, which I don't think he's going to
do anyway, But like, we don't want to see that.
Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
So what do we do?
Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Well, I thought, that's why you're asking for everybody's favorite
mainstream movie love scenes.
Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
I have things to watch. I'm doing that, get by
our time. I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
But I think the Pistons have a legitimate chance they're
gonna win a playoff series, right, they were close last year.
They're gonna win a playoff series, and that'll be an
advance over last year. I think they're making it at
least to the Eastern Conference finals. And I look around
the East, and I'm like, who's all that good?
Speaker 16 (01:29:58):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
It's kind of like how you look.
Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
At the AFC and NFC this year in the NFL
and you're kind of like, Okay, who's legitimately really good?
Speaker 11 (01:30:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
And really there's a wide open field, right, Like, I
think the Rams are gonna win the Super Bowl, but
if the Eagles one, I wouldn't be shocked if the Bill.
Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
I'd be shocked if the Bills won, just because they
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
But in the AFC, if I were looking at you know, Patriots, Broncos, Texans,
all these teams kind of feel the same to me.
So whoever wins, it's not going to be a true shocker, right,
So maybe if the Panthers win, it'd be a shocker.
Other than that, around the NFL, there's not a true shocker.
I look around the NBA, and as is usually the case,
the West is better, right, so you'll have the joker
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with the Nuggets when he gets healthy, and you'll have
Oklahoma City, who's not playing well right now, but Oklahoma
City won the championship last year.
Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
They will be there.
Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
You would think Luca and Lebron can maybe figure out
a little something. I don't think they're gonna win the
whole thing, but they've got star power in LA.
Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
But then you look at the.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
East and you're like, well, okay, there's no Jason Tatum
with the Celtics, the Knicks. You damn near beat the
Knicks last year year and the Knicks were supposed to
be big ish last year, and you kept it tight.
If you don't drop a pass on the right wing,
maybe you hit.
Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
A three and extend that series.
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
You know, So if Malika Beasley doesn't drop that pass, So, like,
it's not going to be shocking when the Pistons advance.
And I think the Pistons are at least going to
the Eastern Conference finals, and you look around the East
and you're like, who's.
Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Better than them?
Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Like that's not the Bucks, it's not the Bulls, the Knicks,
the celt I mean, who who is better than them? So,
like I'd argue the way things are trending right now.
It would be a disappointment if the Pistons didn't make
it to the Eastern Conference finals at least, So start
paying attention.
Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Start paying attention because.
Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
They're good and new, we're getting it, stay healthy, and
we're yes, and we're gonna see what they do at
the deadline. I think if they add another piece, if
they add like a legit player, like, they can win
the whole damn thing, or at least make it to
the finals. So start paying attention like they are legit.
The Pistons are, and the Red Wings are worth paying
attention to as well. Hockey's a different world, of course,
but like, start paying attention. These are two teams tams
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that are playing pretty well, and the Pistons are legitimately
a contender because the East is right there for him
and there they're kicking ass. So pay attention to these guys.
They're good.
Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Let's see some of these texts that people are sending
in as people talk about their favorite mainstream movie love scenes.
Because Mickey Rourke just got eighty five thousand dollars in
go fund me money to pay his rent, Because well,
I just think people really appreciate nine and a half weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
I think that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
That's masturbation residuals is what we'll call those. There are
just a bunch of dudes that are like forty five
years old that are like, I listen, I got my
masturbatory residual check in.
Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Maybe let's go to the olive garden. I feel like
I owe him.
Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
I feel like I owe Mickey Rourke a few bucks
in masturbation residuals.
Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
But Micky, go get yourself a big mac.
Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
The graduate, the graduate, look, I would disagree with that
only because, well, listen, if we're being real, there's nothing
really sex. I mean that's again, no, no, it would
be my answer to the graduate. Is it with Dustin Hoffman?
Or yes, that would be the Dustin Hoffman one. Let's
see the swimming pool scene and Showgirls, says Sergeant Sweeney. Uh,
(01:33:10):
let's see just this just says the best movie ever
made is Porky's. Remember the scene in Porky's where like
the lady in the in the gym they're going at
it and she like they call her the wolf or
whatever because she howls or the dog. I forgot what
they call her. But it's because and they're like, why
do they call her that? And you're like, I don't know,
And then you find out it's because when they're going
at it, she like howls and stuff. I'm not a
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huge Porky's guy, you know Porky's. This is the scene
where they're looking through the hole in the locker room, right, yes,
the peep hole in the shower. Yeah, let's see. Three
hundred was a suggestion on here Weird Science. There's no
sex scene in Weird Science, none, like like a PG movie.
To me, that was like such a tease. I remember
watching that as a young kid, just waiting.
Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
For boobs and you never like, the boobs aren't going
to come on?
Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Well, you kind of got them when on the computer,
on the old school computer, when you're seeing like the
digital boobs. That's as close as you were going to
get there. How about Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Here's
the problem with the sex scenes and Fast Times at
Ridgemont High. If we want to dig into this here, Well,
isn't Mike de Moon really the only sex scene?
Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
There's two?
Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
No, there's the first sex scene of the movie, where
Stacy hooks up with Ron the stereo salesman at the
point okay, which I mean he's like in his twenties
and she's like fifteen, and it's very awkward. It's an
uncomfortable scene, Like it's not one that I would find hot. Now,
the lead up to the sex scene with Stacy and Demone,
that's solid. The problem is the.
Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Actual sex scene isn't solid.
Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Like she gets naked, he gets naked, you get you
get the Jennifer Jason Lee action. It's nice, and then
it's a it's a comedic sex scene, so it's a
little bit different. The scene with VBK is coming out
of the pool money. Oh well, that's legendary. That is
it has been determined. There's no science behind this, but
that is the most rewound scene in VH has history.
(01:35:00):
There is an urban legend, if you want to say
it's an urban legend and whatever, that you would rent
fast times and that the tape would break up on
that scene because people rewound it and paused it so often.
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
That's what people say.
Speaker 14 (01:35:14):
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes
to thays laser praise. I mean, whatever happens, your toes
is still tappen and When you got that, then you
have the editor.
Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
D'emon knows you don't want to get me started on
fast Times. When I get going on fast Times, almost precedent,
I can almost precedent. That's like Demon. We gotta get
Damon on the show. Make that reach out. Try to
get Robert Romanez write this down. He's got to be
coming to some sort of comic con, because every week
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I see him at some comic con somewhere and like
people are meeting them and taking pictures. I gotta talk
to Dmon. That is a dream of mine. I want
to hang out with Sammy Hagar and on a much
lesser scale, I want to party with Demo. That's all
I want to do. The attitude indicates that you don't
care whether she comes, stays, laves or priat.
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
I want you to want me the dream Police. Your
mama's all right, your dad.
Speaker 16 (01:36:13):
Is all right, but just seem a little bit weird.
Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
So but anyway, fast Times.
Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
So the sex scenes and fast Times are not nearly
as good as just the Phoebe Kates pool scene.
Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
I think we can all agree with that. So people
are sending in those tags.
Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
How about the threesome in the movie Wild Thing, says Eric, Hello, Eric,
that's solid.
Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
It's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Well, there's the pool scene, but then there's also the
scene when they we first find out spoiler alert that
the Matt Dillon character is in cohoots with the two
with the Nev Campbell and Denise Richard's characters and they
all hook up in that CD Hotel hot Damn.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
That was quality entertainment, right there, kiddes. Quality. But anyway,
so there you.
Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Have it, all right, So Josh in to show. If
you want to get into us a text, text the
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Speaker 7 (01:37:11):
Call the Josh Innis Show now at eight seven seven
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One O six point seven w LLZ.
Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Detroit Wheels well six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
That is Angel Aerosmith.
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I am a big fan of sellout eighties Aerosmith, so
that fits right in there. Permanent Vacation, Pump, get a
grip those three albums outstanding James, you prefer the seventies,
like Sweet Emotion Aerosmith or sellout like dude looks like
a lady. Arrowsmith'm probably more sellout dude looks like a lady,
but I'm more so like the Armageddon soundtrack.
Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Well, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
That's the ultimate sellout.
Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Fun fact, my friend, that is the only number one
song Aerosmith ever had. We'll talk about is the top forty.
And I know this, and I've known this my whole life,
and this is so sad that I I knew this.
But when I was like twelve thirteen years old, that
movie came out, and I'm like freaking rocking out, you know,
crying at the theater like all that. Well, I went
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to a school dance and I didn't have any girls
that were into me, but there was the one girl
that didn't know she was as pretty as she was
so like she hung out with all of us bums,
you know that type of deal. And she danced with
me at a dance and that was that song. And
I had nothing to offer to this conversation to the dance.
I just go, hey, do you know that this is
Zerosmith's only number one song? She's no, I'm like, it
(01:38:34):
is so that gets the panties off. That's why I
got laid when I was you know, twenty five. Anyway,
how about green Day.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Now on wheels one.
Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Of six point seven Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Wish you were here. That is Pink Floyd. I am Josh.
Welcome in everybody. Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
Hello wheels, Josh James, Good morning, what's up morning.
Speaker 16 (01:38:57):
It just seems like it was yesterday we were talking
about Ben Jonason coming to Detroit. Eighteen weeks later, I
kind of enjoyed watch him get his ass beat.
Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Well, look, I enjoyed that too, but at the end
of the day, the wind didn't matter so like, it
didn't mean anything, and it actually pissed me off watching
the Lions actually play well after spending weeks and weeks
of playing terribly.
Speaker 16 (01:39:18):
Yeah, I just I don't know, just happen to see
Ben Johnson on the sidelines all year, you know, on
a different team. I mean, I go back to week
one when everyone was seeing half Ben Johnson just his
smug looked that.
Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
He had like he was better than everybody. Well, I mean,
I hate to tell you this, but until proven otherwise,
he is better than you.
Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
So we'll see next year how well they actually really are.
Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Well, no, I don't think they're any good at all.
But still they're in the playoffs and the Lions are
sitting at home. So Ben Johnson wins, I'd rather.
Speaker 16 (01:39:47):
I'd rather see the Packers knock him out, let him
eat crow and have his humble.
Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Pie, I say, and thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
I don't understand what humble pie the guy has to eat.
He left for a head coaching job, and he's got
a team that sucked last year into the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Second your quarterback, Like, I don't get it. That's where
I'm struggling, Like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
You don't have to like the guy, and I get
the idea that it annoys you that he left the
Lions and took a head coaching job. All the gall
of that guy and I whatever. It seems like he's
taking some sort of facial expressions to heart. No, No,
he has an a hole face like Ben Johnson has
resting bitch face.
Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Like you just look at him. He just looks. I
get it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
I agree with you. There's a smug look, caller. I
agree that he has a look about him that's unlikable. Fine,
but he's in the playoffs and the Lions are sitting
at home. And I've also not heard or seen anything. Right,
go on, I think that he's got to eat his crow.
For what what crow does Ben Johnson have to eat?
You know, his team's in the freaking playoffs. He looks
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like he was the reason why you were in the playoffs.
So like, I don't know, Like I understand having Petty's
sports hates, Like like I root for the Saints, right,
I grew up in Louisiana. Hate Sean Payton. You might go, well, Josh,
Sean Payton won the Super Bowl with the Saints. The
only success the Saints have ever had is with Sean Payton.
Why do you hate him? Because he left and.
Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Now we suck and now he's in Denver and they're great. Right,
I lot of people hate Stafford too, and I get.
Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
And I understand that part of it, Like I get
sports fan irrational hate, right, Like I hope Denver lose.
I think Denver's gonna lose in their first playoff game,
and I will enjoy it because in my years of
rooting for the Saints, you know what the Saints would do.
Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
They would lose playoff games. They were not supposed to lose.
Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
So because of that, I want Sean Payton to do
the exact same thing he did in New Orleans without
winning the Super Bowl, of course, and do all that
same stuff, like lose to random quarterbacks you shouldn't lose to,
like Kirk Cousins or or Alex Smith.
Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
That's what I'm wanting to see.
Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
So I get irrational sports hate, but I'd aim that
hate more so at the people who aren't getting the
job done here versus Ben Johnson, who's getting the job
done there. That's who I would point my I would
point the hate of the people that didn't add the
better players. I would point the hate at five turnovers
(01:42:05):
from the quarterback in a must win game like those
are the things I would point my hate ad But
I'm also very good at hating my own teams' That's
how I am.
Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
I get angry.
Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
So so I I get it, and I don't like
I look just for the fact that it's the Bears.
I don't want the Bears to win, but they're also
playing the Packers. You're losing either way. Somebody that we
hate is gonna win.
Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
All Right?
Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
So Josh Ennis Show, Detroit's Wheels, Jos Show, six point
seven w LLZ.
Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Detroit's Wheels, Master of Puppets, Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show,
Josh and James This Morning. So James has built his
moneyline parlay for the playoffs, and I'm gonna put the
bed in on DraftKings probably, and uh that if you're
looking to tail us in gambling parlance, if you're looking
to tail our play here, here's what we got. We're
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gonna go with the Rams, the Bears, the Bills, the Eagles,
the Chargers, and the Texans, Yes sir. And if all
six of those teams win in this parlay, it's like
plus twenty five hundreds. So again, you put fifty bucks,
you'd win like twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (01:43:15):
On that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
You put ten bucks, you'd win like two hundred and
fifty bucks. Okay, that's what we're looking at here. So
that is our money line parlay. If you want to
tail James, and mind you, James, how much would you
say you know about sports?
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Not much? There you go. So that's the key here.
Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
You're following someone who's admitted sports knowledge is not much.
You're essentially following a blind man along a winding path
in the mountains where you could easily fall off the edge.
But I'm the blind man. But you could also maybe
guide them somewhere. You could have blind man. It could
be other census jangri law, you could it could be
(01:43:51):
you could have heightened other senses.
Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
So it's possible. And also if you do win some money,
I will take thanks in the forms of Taco Bell
gift cards. Oh oh, I send them straight to the
iHeart studio to my attention.
Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
My man likes his Taco Bell. How do you feel
about Del Taco? I like Del Taco. It's here's what
I've picked up because you know, in the previous places
I've lived there no Del Tacos. And I'm not trying
to dump on Del Taco Like. It's got some things
that are unique about it that are different. These are
crinkle fries. Yeah, they put you know, fries in a
burrito Cali style.
Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
All that.
Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
My issue that I have is I feel like the
tacos themselves, like the meat very bland. There's not like
favor Like Taco Bell has a distinct flavor in the meat,
like you know, it's Taco Bell. I don't find that
Del Taco has like that great flavor. For me, Del
Taco would be my choice if I'm in the mood
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for a burrito.
Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
I agree. I feel like the burritos are superior. It's
the Taco Bell burritos.
Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
I'm also let down by the fact that that the
sauce from last year at Taco Bell isn't a permanent thing.
Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Taco Bell is great at giving you something that's.
Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
Amazing, taking it away, you know why, because then they
bring it back and get you back in.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
That's true. Almost.
Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
It was like a red sauce. The BA was on
like some taco and there was like a red sauce
that was fantastic. It was spicy and amazing. It may
have been I forgot what it was, but it went away.
It was last year, and I just kept getting it
every day. It was on some special taco on the
it was on the beery of Taco with some sort
of special taco and burrito. It was like the Chipotle
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chicken something. I forgot what it was, and it was amazing,
and I would get it all the time, and then
one day just wasn't there anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
The drive through and.
Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
You're like, oh, look at the baja whatever. Oh no,
I'm sorry, oh yo, what it was? They kept a
version of it, but without the spicy sauce.
Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
I like them.
Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
I want that garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
I want a spice.
Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
I want my bee hole to be on fire. Damn it,
Taco Bell, you should know this. They're they're gonna letting
you down with the kings of fiery be holes.
Speaker 5 (01:45:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
It was almost as let down as I was when
McDonald said, we're bringing the Chicken Tenders. But they weren't
the Chicken Selects. The Chicken Selects were an elite, an
elite fast food item. The Chicken Selects, like the breading
on them was great. The ones they have now are
not good. No, they're just not like you as well.
Just punt them, punt them out of here, because I
need the old school Chicken Selects back in my belly.
Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
I'm just with the nugs.
Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
I do like the nugs, but what worries me is
every now and then you'll get like a weird piece
in the nug and then it turns me off for
weeks and don't want the nugs anymore. Just the risky
take when you get the nugs. I guess it's better
than when it wasn't all white. Met Remember when the
nuggets would have like black stuff, and then you'd be like,
I don't want this. I'm not here for these nuggets.
Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
They turned it around.
Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
They did.
Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Look, I'm not trying to rip on McDonald's here, but
like we need the og chicken selects. Give me the
og chicken selects or give me death. Take that, Ronald run,
I'll salute it.
Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
Ronald.
Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
All right, it's the Josh Ennis Show and the Chili
Peppers one of six points seven Detroit Its wheels, Josh
Ennis Show, Josh and James getting out of here today,
off to face the world. My wife like poured grease
down the sinks. And because I get our house, we
don't have a dish garbage disposal or a dishwasher, which
I did not know when I rented the house. Which
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when you live with a dishwasher and garbage disposal your
whole life, it really is evident when you don't have it.
Bet like, I just don't eat at home because I
refuse to do dishes. How much cramp is in the
little thing in your sink?
Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Tons, yeah, it sucks. So then she was like straining
some like bee for something, and I think it clogged
the pipes or something. So now we got to get
a plumber out there, because like the sinks all clogged up.
Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
Don't tell the landlord, don't the grease down the drain,
though I won't. Here's the good news. She doesn't listen. Okay,
good I.
Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
Don't think, I hope not. Wouldn't that be something? We
have eight listeners in one of them. Landlord that I
never told I worked on the phone just went off.
I think she said, is this you Josh? Are you
the Josh that lives at this address? Did your wife
pour the grease down the drain?
Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
The jig is up?
Speaker 16 (01:47:58):
The jig.
Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
He's up.
Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
But uh, the jig was up.
Speaker 5 (01:48:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
If only you had one of the screens, we could
play drops instead of find it on your machine to
play it.
Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
I know I scroll a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
There you go, but anyway, all right, we're getting out
of here. Laura is up next. She will play some
rock and roll music for you and keep you entertained
for the rest of the uh well, the morning slash afternoon,
and then Rob Brandt will be in here and he
will do the exact same thing, but in the afternoon
and we will see you Manyana.
Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
This is the Josh in his show on one.
Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Who's six point seven double
Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
LLZ Detroit is Reeels
One o six point seven Detroit's Wheels, an art radio
station guaranteed Human all Right, welcome in six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Josh had a show Josh and James this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
How are you, James. I'm good, I'm good, feeling good.
I can it sounds like does it really good? Good?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Good, feeling good? Okay, I'm I'm okay. Second second day
back in it. You know, at what point is it
like it's no longer we point the number of days
out that it's been bad. It's probably after the first week,
first week, So like tomorrow when I ask you how
you're doing, it'll be guys.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Third day, their day back. Still stay back man, still trying.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
To get used to that alarm clock going off. Anyway,
Glad you guys are with us on this Tuesday, second
day back from the long vacation, and we're glad that
you have chosen to hang with us. By the way,
we're gonna have sports here in just a few minutes,
and you're gonna hear from Dan Campbell, who graded his performance.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
For the year. Oh he got the great himself.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, well he was asked, boy, you know what today
is Rowan Atkinson's birthday?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh, mister Bean, mister freaking Bean. Yeah, God, I love
mister Bean.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
He's got a a non mister Bean thing that's on Netflix,
I think right now, where it's called man versus Baby
or something. Really it's like just a it's like a
it's like a show where he's kind of like mister Bean.
I don't even know if he talks or not, but
like it's just hijinks with a baby. And then I
think a couple of years ago he had one where
it was man versus Bees and there was like five
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episodes of him like trying to get these bees out
of his house or something.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I had to check this out. I love mister Bean.
I think he's hilarious. Love mister Bean.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's like it's it's comedy that's a clean and just
out there but it still makes you laugh so hard.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
It's British.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
British comedy is fantastic, like that era that late eighties
into the nineties, like that, because he did The black Adder,
which was a big British and absolutely fabulous, was another
British comedy of that era. I know I'm sounding like
a hipster right now, but I loved all of that
stuff growing up because it. I think it would air
like on Comedy Central sometimes. So I'd watched mister Bean
(02:14):
The Blackadder absolutely fabulous. God, I love Rowan Atkinson mister Bean.
Then they made the Bean movie, yes, which I don't
think was as good as the show, but it was fine, funny,
but it was fine. And then uh excited the announced
that movie. What I know, mister freaking Bean. I like
ninety minutes of just mister Bean. Sign me up, God,
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because I love comedy where like people inadvertently get into mischief.
Oh yeah, that's my favorite, like misunderstanding comedies and inadvertent
mischief comedies.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I still remember with the one episode he somehow ends
up on a chair on top of a car and
he still has to drive the car, but he's using broomsticks.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
How does he do it?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
How?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
How do you do drive that Bolkswagen bug with broomsticks? Well,
you see chair on the roof. How did you get
into this mischief?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Mister Bean?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I think it was a recliner too. God, I love
that little stuffed animals, a little stuff bear.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well that's this big thing is his bear?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Like the stuffed bear is like the big mister Bean, Like.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's his his friend. Yeah, yeah, which is weird. So
it's like mister Bean like a child like I do.
Sometimes I wonder if he just has the mind of
a child like you, wonder if he's just kind of mush,
you know what I'm saying. But still in the movie
I thought was pretty good. Then they made another Mister
Bean movie called Mister Bean's Holiday. God, but mister Bean
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is seventy one, Rowan Atkinson happy.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
He doesn't do a ton of stuff where he talks.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Nope, But.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
How wild is he's he's got He's such a weird
looking dude, like just this stuff he does with his
lips and his tongue.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
So he's seventy one today is mister Bean? So so
in a movie where he was like a secret agent
too did that was called Oh what was the name
of that damn movie? I know what you're talking about.
It's not called Spy Hard No, that was a Leslie
Nielsen spies.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Johnny English, Johnny freaking English.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
God. I tell you, mister Bean was my childhood mb No,
you know what it was. I take that back.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Mister Bean would have been on PBS because the PBS,
I like, I thowt on HBO and that it could
be too.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I looked doubt that, but like I look, it was
HBO like Saturday mornings. It would come on randomly. That's
when I'd always get away with watching like all the
bad stuff on TV. If they put it on Saturday mornings. Yeah,
Mom and Dad's a sleep and it's put on this.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
R rated movie whoa Boobs, soft Core Erotica and Mister
Bean HBO the Home Box.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
It would even be like soft Corodica would have been
like Time Cop. You know, like, oh, I know where
the movie scene is in this movie.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Everybody knew where the booby scenes were in those movies.
As a kid, you just knew. I had the time
stam memorized on the DVD.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
You were the original, mister Skin eight seven seven nine
eight one oh six seven.
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That is our phone number.
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Speaker 3 (05:18):
We just want to make sure this damn thing actually works. Hello, everybody, all.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Right, you're gonna hear from Dan Campbell here in just
a few minutes. How would he grade his performance?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Now?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Remember they basically blame the refs and one play for
them missing the playoffs, So Dan had to have done
pretty good, right see plus so we'll have to see
how he graded himself. How thought, we've crank a little
sweet this small an Fox on.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The Rock The Josh Show Sports, I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
At that a double shot of sweet to kick off
Tuesday morning. Every time I hear ballroom Blitz, I think
if Tia Career doing ballroom blitz, it's the same thing.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
To hear that, it takes me straight to wens World at.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
The end of the movie where they keep repeating the
same scene different endings. Yes, it took me a long
time to actually understand that movie. I'm like, why are
they keep ending it different ways?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Do they have different releases in the theater or something?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
No, just being dumb, It was just them just doing
different versions of the ending, doing dumb things. But I think,
like Clue, when that Clue movie came out, they had different,
different areas of the country.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I think had different I think you're right, damn someone now.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
And of course I mean Clues ending was fascinating too,
because Tim Curry was so good in Clue at the
end when he does the whole thing where he explains everything.
But Clue, good pull. It's a relatively deep cut Clue.
It's not one of those HBO movies I would watch
all the time. It was we're doing a double feature
today with mister Bean and Clue. Well, yeah, you also
(06:50):
brought up when we were playing Sweet there about rat
Race with mister Bean.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Rat Race is a good one. John love Its is
in rat Race.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
John Cleeese is in rat Race, another big British comedy icon,
John Cla of course, with Monty Python. He is now
one of these lunatics on social media and one of
these political lunatic guy. He is a he is a
hard corsel a dude like he's lost his mind too,
but whatever. So yeah, back to sports anyways, So let
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childhood movie viewers, we'll.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Get into that later.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Here we go, So This is Dan Campbell being asked
about his performance as a coach for the Lions, who
of course finished nine and eight and didn't make the playoffs.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
You feel like you did this year on the job
being the head coach of the Lions.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Not good enough. We didn't get in. I mean we underachieved,
so not good. I would give myself a freaking.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Fow Now, why would you give yourself a freaking F
If you were only one damn play away?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
That means you would have done great.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I would have thought you kicked ass, Dan, I mean,
you told the team they were one play away.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Your team blames the refs.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And played on Christmas and everything else you can imagine
for not making the playoffs. So I think you would
have done an A plus plus plus five gold stars.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Brother.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
That's what I would have thought, But apparently that's not
the case. He gives himself an F. That's an F
for Dan Campbell in his efforts this year as the coach.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Look, I wouldn't. I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Look.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I understand why you have to say that. I wouldn't
give the guy an F or.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Give myself a freaking app not even.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
A freaking F. Probably like a freaking C minus or
something like that. There were moments, you know why I
would give him an F. Here's why i'd give him
an F if I were to force to give the
man an F. Because you mean to tell me you
could get those guys up to play your best game
of the year once you were already eliminated from the playoffs.
Yet you couldn't figure out how to stop Max Brosmer,
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or couldn't figure out how to stop JJ McCarthy, or
couldn't split with the packers, or you should have lost
to the freaking giants if they wouldn't have gifted you
the game.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
So you know, actually, the more I think about it, you.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
Know what, give myself a freaking app?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
So would I. I've tuck myself into it. That was easy.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I was willing to give you, you know, a C
minus maybe whatever.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
No, No, I with dad himself.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I'm gonna go with that. Give myself a freaking app.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
So would I.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I feel like I could sell you a car now,
I think you probably could. I'm pretty good all the
reason why you don't like this car. Then I'd show
you a couple of solid features, like you know what
I'm in. I'm in I'll buy two. Yeah, and I
want it souped up in everywhere.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Give myself a freaking ass.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
All right, So other things. We had basketball last night.
The Pistons continue to be the number one team in
the East, and they smoked. They smoked the Knicks last night,
one twenty one to ninety.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Kate had twenty nine points, thirteen boards, are sorry, thirteen
assists in three.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Wait, I think I got that backward. He had twenty nine,
thirteen and three.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
They are now three and a half games ahead of
Boston for the number one seed. Like, if you would
have told me back in like September, if you would
have said one team won't make the playoffs and one
team is going to be the number one seed, I'd
probably go Okay, the Lions will be the number one
seed and the Pistons will miss the playoffs because maybe
they'd have a fallback to Earth type of deal. No,
as it turns out, the team that won fifteen games
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last year missed the playoffs, and the Pistons are the
number one team in the NBA currently, so at least
in the East. Let's see the Wings, who are another
team that's surprising everybody. The Wings won last night over
Ottawa five to three. Was the final in that one,
so they continue to win games. College basketball wise, the
Spartis won last night eighty to fifty one. They smoked
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Southern WHOA Well, I mean, to be fair, Southern cal
must suck. If I had to guess now, I will
not lie to you and pretend that I even remotely
followed college basketball, because this isn't you know, two thousand
and three. Like when I was in high school, I
followed college basketball religiously. But I think college basketball was
much better in two thousand and three four because you
had JJ Reddick in that era, and you had Adam
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Morrison in that era, and you could just go down
the list of dudes who were elite basketball players that
were still playing at the college level, and the teams
were fun and the coaches were fun. I don't watch
any I'm just shooting straight. I don't watch any college basketball.
Then the tournament will come around. You watch it in March.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I do.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's what I do. My wife really gets into the tournament.
That's when her degenerate gambler really comes over, and I'm like, Julie,
we don't know anything about these teams. And that's why
I don't understand how people get so into it. It's
not even the teams, it's just the idea of the upsets.
But the problem is now, when you get to the
NC DOUBLEA tournament, you got to look at point spreads
and not just names and seeds, right, because like you
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might see, I don't know, there's a number five seed
that's a big school. Let's say it's US seed. It's
just an example, USC is number five and Murray State's
number twelve. But then you look at the point spread
and like Murray State may be favored, you know what
I'm saying. So Murray State is very well could be
a better team. It's just they're not a name brand
in their schedules, not as good. So then people think
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they're upsets, but there really aren't upsets anymore, Like they're
not shocking. Like when's the last time you watched an
NC DOUBA tournament you were truly just shocked that one
of these teams won. Me, not once, that once or
every time. Either not once or every time. Last time
I was shocked about college of basketball was when you
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have M lost in the national Championship. When I was
in like sixth grade.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Would that have been the Chris Webbers that they didn't call?
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
Uh, and then they called the technical with the timeout
and all that. Yeah, so that you were in sixth
grade for that one.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I think sixth fifth, sixth seventh. See, that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Back in those days, college basketball ruled because you had
a Fab five.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
You named the entire starting lineup of the Fab Five.
You knew.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, my best friend was like obsessed with that team,
like he just read other books, like he still follows
them to this day.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So I would have been about ten years old at
that time. I had Michigan shorts. I lived in Montana.
I had Michigan shorts, Michigan jersey because everybody knew the
Fab Five.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You don't have those.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
If if you put a gun to my head today
and you said, Josh, your brains will end up on
the wall. If you cannot name one college basketball player.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'd be dead. Wow, there'd be a Casey would be
in here.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Man Bush is going to be pissed with all this.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
It's a Josh Innis show on one of six point
seven w LLZ Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What things people have gotten stuck in their penises that
have sent them to the er at least last year
in twenty twenty five, What has been stuck in people's penises.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
At the er?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Well, they got in there, man, Well you'll.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Find out after Lincoln Park one O six point seven
Detroit's wheels, that is Lincoln Park in the end, I
am Josh, what is up? So what did people get
stuck in their penises in twenty twenty five? It was
a big year because it was a big year for
things that people got stuck in their penis. Hopefully it's
not big things stuck in there. Well, some of them
kind of are. There's certain things in here that I'd
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be like, huh, how's that possible? So this is what
people had removed from their penises during er visits.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Do you ever watch Sex Sent Me to the Er?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
A few times. Yeah, that's an interesting show.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Sometimes I question the validity of it, but they interview
people about it, so it must be true.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Why would they lie? Well, I think Darby Allen played
Darby Allen, who was a wrestler for a w played
one of the people that went to the er. So it's.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
I didn't know that, Oh that could be in the
reenactment because they use action, they interview real people, don't
try to don't ruin this for me, And I'm gonna
ruin this for me, Like I don't have very many
things that I believe in, but I certainly believe in
sex sent me to the er being authentic.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Don't take this from me, don't ruin it.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
So uh but yeah, that's that they had to be
in the reenactment, that's all because it's they have reenactments
like Unsolved Mysteries. They interview the people that saw the ghost,
but then they had other people reenact the ghost sighting.
Duh anyway, excuse me. Yeah, look now you've upset me.
You've really upset met. Here's a shot of him douring
a story he had sex and the porta potty. I
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was stung by bees, but that could but that's his
true story that maybe that happened.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
If you ruin this for me, I.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Swear next th you're gonna tell me that they aren't
cheaters and cheaters.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Did Joey Grico not get stabbed? Yeah, he definitely got stabbed.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
I saw of that episode, but it says before his
time in aw Darby Ellen appeared on TLC sex sept
me to the er. The episode featured the story which
he had sex and a porta potty, he got stung
by bees, and he ended up in the er. Darby
later admitted the entire story was fabricated for the money
TLC offered him.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Okay, now wait a minute, so okay, some of these
stories might be true.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Is was not? He did it for the money?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh how how could you imagine that a wrestler would
make up a story about sex and a porta potty
getting stung by bees? AnyWho, at least just his story
is fabricating. I don't like you can live in the
fantasy there, I will. I will continue to live in
the fantasy. So here are some things that got stuck
in and removed from penises in twenty twenty five. Uh,
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let's see here A battery. Now, I don't know what
size battery I would I would hope a triple boy.
That would be my whole smaller than triple a, A
quadriple a, A D battery tuck and said, my nine vault
battery stuck in Someone's got a garden hose down there.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Let's see candle wax, I could see that.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
See That makes sense because somebody probably gets into some
kinky things involving candles.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Ricky Martin video, and they wanted to give it a whirl.
Oh yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Uh not she bangs but living Levina, Look I saw
that one.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Let's see here a chest piece.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Didn't specify which one, Well, you gotta go, yeah, I
would have to go. That would be the most one,
you know, just not the rook Let's say, oh god,
that would be yeah, what's the horse? What's the horse
the night? Oh boy, that would be kind of an
awkward it's you have to you'd have to like then
the snout, you know, like you're putting a hook in.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Let's see here two glass beads.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
So okay, well I can see.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
I mean in prison they will cut it open and
in certain of glass beads and somehow seal it shut.
Why so that way they can give more pleasure to
whoever they're to. Butch, yeah, butch and bubba. Let's see
here a pen and they didn't specify. Maybe a big pen,
probably with a bick.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Would be well, I don't know, it's not the smoothest
of pins, like you wouldn't want one like this that
has like.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
The clip that you know.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
No, no, no, I'm thinking it's like one of those
cheap o's you know, where you you pay five bucks
and you get like twenty of them in a box.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Correct, and then even one of those cheap open Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I think that's just a bit just a typical bigpen
a pencil, I don't know. Probably not a mechanical pencil,
I would say, probably a just an old number two
number two.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, before I would even sharpen it.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It probably Well, it depends on what you're wanting to
do it, you know what. I hate to point this out,
but it would probably go in easier if you sharpened it.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Indeed, uh, let's see here a comb. Now, how's that even? Well,
I guess the the other into the handle end of
the colmb maybe I was gonna say, because I was
thinking like a fro pick.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Well, that's then the end of that.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Well, that's what I'm thinking, Like that could be because
that's very narrow. You're not going to put in like
the picket or the end of it with the comb
on it, because that's impossible, that is a physical impossibility
to do that. Well, I mean no, no apple stems, oh,
that's nothing. I think I could do it. Well, we're
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gonna do that after.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
After nobody went.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
The next second was as well as apples are in
those boxes out in the a bobby pin, okay, I
mean that could fit obviously a paper clip. I think
that's the logical magnets. I don't know what you do
with the magnet in here? What you're a magnet and
I am steel. Maybe they put like steel in the ladies.
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Who hat they get stuck in there?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
That way?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Magic? That look that could be.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
I don't know if that's the case or not, but
I think it's certainly something that could happen.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Let's see here. I'd be a fun little sex game.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Though.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Let's say you're a sex party, and then how they
divvy it up? You know, you have a magnet, and
then whoever has the metal piece in their panties? Who
you have to hook up with that evening? Instead of
putting the keys in a punch bowl, I.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Mean, what other choice would you have?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
I mean, we're stuck together, right, so I think you'd
have to do it that way.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Let's see here a spring that's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's like tiggers, just it just points around on your dong.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Let's see a screw.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Okay, and again if you're just listening, these are things
that people had removed from their penises at the er
in twenty twenty five. Let's see here staples thermometer. Well,
how I was I supposed to get the temperature? That's true?
Headphones just you know headphones. I don't know how that's
even possible. Probably like the you know, the party you
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insert I get. Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Or those air pods you could fit about, Like I
guess if you can fit like a double a triple
A battery, you could probably fit a whole earpod in there.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I think that's possible. Yes, I mean I'm not going
to try that one.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
But like this has to have some sort of sexual gratification.
Obviously people wouldn't do it.
Speaker 4 (20:18):
Oh absolutely, well, I mean there's so better into sticking
stuff in there.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Forget what it's called. It was not edging, but it's
something like that. Well, here's what I need to know.
If you want to text text the word Josh in
your message to five one eight.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
A, what have you gotten stuck in your penis?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
This year?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
It's not even that.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
It's like I want to know what it feels like
to the point that it feels good, because I've never like,
the only thing that's ever gone in there is.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Like soap, and that's oh my god.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
Yes, And you learn that the hard way at a
very young age, whenever you're you know, like, oh, I'm
exploring my body and oh, let's just soap seems like
a logical move.
Speaker 3 (20:49):
In that's a whole. It's not good. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
A guitar string, I believe that's springing like Eddie van
Halen want to go, you know, just like I went
by death by a guitar string in the hog and
an Alan wrench, you know what I get that, Like,
I can see someone attempting to put this kind of
a safe, you know, because they're like the L shape
and there's small mouths to fit in there.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
But it's obviously super super teeny tiny too.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
That's true, but it's obviously not all that safe because
it got stuck and somebody had.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
It removed at the er well, I mean, don't stick
it in past the elbow.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
So so here's the thing too, So you're at the
r and you have an Alan wrench in your penis
what like when people would get shampoo bottles in there
behind they would say, I slipped in the shower and
it fell in there. Yeah, what's the user giving the
doctor at the r yolo it's an industrial accident doing
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some DIY.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
In the garage.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
You know, you know what I'm saying, Doc, We've been
here before. I just think you got to be honest.
You gotta be honest about it. You just got to
be like, look, Doc, I mean, if a doctor's asking
you why there's an Alan wrench stuck and your penis,
You're like, I'm sexually depraved and I just love tools. Well,
I think I love of the way that black steel
feels inside my pe hole. I think that's what you
(22:10):
have to do. I think that's the logical answer. Begs
for it, you have, that's what you have to do.
You make jokes, but that's the move. I think honesty
is the best policy in this case. You're just come
in there and you're like, listen.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well, Doc was getting romantic with my tool set.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
He had it coming, you know, it's like sir, and
then he gave it to me and now I'm here,
so why is there a bobby pin? And said, I
look I'm kinkings traps, helping my wife with her hair.
Just got to tell the truth. I think those like
that's the key in life. You got to deal with
the first time. If you're a technique to pick a lock,
(22:47):
I just gonna get the right angle with my fingers,
you know, And I thought maybe then maybe the other
guy could get this lack open. You know, I'm trying
to get out my older sister's diary. Good So anyway,
that's things that were stuck and removed from people's penises.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
So glad they got him out in twenty twenty five.
It's suck to go around the rest of your lafeter
then aln rengine your.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Pp well, to be fair, I'd like to know what
has been stuck in ladies, who has as well?
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I'd like to know that my day and called it
a beaver And let me tell you something. I snagged
the pelter.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Too, just saying I'd like to know. But maybe they're
not as stupid as we. Hey, ladies, call us, let's
know what you got stuck ley who ha? But text
the word Josh and your message to five one eight
eight one.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Please, this is fitting.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
It's the summer of sixty nine, Brian Adams, well A
six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and His Show. It
is Josh and James this morning. Hello friends. See that
David Lead Roth is going out on tour for some reason.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I saw a headline, but what actually captured my intention
was the picture they chose of him. Oh yeah, where
he's like he's looking like, well, here's the thing. David
Lee Roth is terrible. I mean that with all due
respect to David Lee Roth. David Lee Roth is a clown.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Now.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I find him interesting occasionally, Like I've heard him on
the Joe Rogan podcast and I'll be like, okay, you're
somewhat interesting, and you say wacky things, and if you
like he's a good example if you're someone who says
dumb things fast enough people might think you're kind of profound.
You're like, oh okay, I didn't have time to really
think about whether or not that made sense. But you
say like why boo and you're like, oh okay, wow,
(24:24):
Like thanks David Lee Roth, I guess that makes some sense.
Like shoot, he bat big bobo god noby. Now that said,
David Lee Roth is going on tour starting in April.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I don't know that he's coming through here and not
I think he might be going somewhere in Michigan, not here,
the one.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Of the casinos up north. Possibly.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
But here's what I would urge you to do.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I would urge you to not waste your time seeing
David Lee Roth. Although somehow I'm gonna find out that
we're going to be giving away tickets to see David
Lee Roth and then I'll get in trouble. But let's
see he is coming to Battle Creek, Okay, but look,
David Lee Roth is terrible. Let me play a little
bit of a davidly Roth concert from last year. So
(25:30):
now listen, there are worse like like, here's the thing,
Vince Neil is considerably worse than David Lee Roth. And
they can fill up football stadiums. So people are going
to go and they're going to see David Lee Roth
because oh it's Van Halen and whatever.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I like, there are very few people that I'd be like,
you know what, I'm not going to go see that,
and David Lee Roth is one of them.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Like I would have no interest. Have you seen him before? No?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
And I have no interest in seeing him now Sammy,
if we're gonna go in the van Halen world, I've
seen Sammy four or five times, you guy, and Sammy
sounds phenomenal and he still looks great, like DLR looks
strange and like sometimes it seems like he's missing teeth and.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Like weird plastic surgery stuff.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
He looks like a carnie like he look at him
and like he looks like he'd be spreading dust on
the tilta world.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
You know what I'm.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Saying, like like what are we what are we doing?
Like I don't like, I don't know. Like he used
to be, you know, a big deal and you'd get
you know, his little covers.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Of like his solo stuff with you.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Know, the the just to Jigolu and like and then
just like Paradise. He had some solid bangers right back
in the eighties and of course Van Halen, but I
just find him to be a stooge. He's one of
these people that I'm not interested in. I think he
says a bunch of goofy stuff that we're supposed to
think is profound, because as I said, he puts a.
Speaker 8 (26:51):
Little shooby doo.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
On it, and you're like Oh wow, David Lee Roth,
that's so interesting. And then it's yeah, I I don't look,
I just don't like Vidly Roth. So look, if he
came in here and sat down and wanted to talk,
I'd talk with him. But I'm not going to waste
my time going to see him in concert. There are
very few people that I will say that about, because, like,
I've seen some bad eighties era acts in concert before,
(27:15):
Like I've seen the dude that was one of the
singers of Toto and it was one of the worst
concerts I've ever seen. I mean, I've seen some bad ones.
I've seen some really good ones, like night Ranger from
that era. Still sound was the total one. Your dad's
birthday party, Yeah, that was my dad's birthday party, and
it was this poor guy had jet black dyed hair
and a jet black dyed mustache. His mustache almost looks
(27:37):
fake because it was so dark, like he was putting
on a disguise or something like me.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
That's kind of what he looked like. But damsel in
distressed to the railroad transit he did.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
He looked like sniper whiplash. But like, as far as
David Lee Roth, he's one of the few people. I've
seen enough videos of him in concert where I'm like, yeah,
I don't need this, I don't need to waste my time.
And again, I understand that I'm a Vince Neil guy,
and I understand that I will go see Motley Crue
for like the twentieth time this summer, knowing that Vince
Neil is one of the worst vocalists ever currently.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
But I just prefer the music as well.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Like I love Van Halen, but if we're being honest,
I'm more of a Van Hagar than Van Hay that
is my I prefer fifty one fifty and o U
eight one two and for Unlawful Cardinal Knowledge and Balance,
which is a very underrated album. I am a David Lee,
I mean a Sammy guy. Again, nothing against DLR. I
(28:32):
prefer my preference and I say nothing against David Lee.
Roth what I'm telling you, man, I feel like we're
almost Carney on stage.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I feel like we're dancing run a political topic where
you're like.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Hey, I want to be very personal against David Lee.
He's just messing teeth and he looks like a carneye
that spreads pixie dust on the TILTA World, but I
mean that with all due respect DLR. But anyway, David
Lee Roth is touring, and so if you want to
go to Battle Creek to see him, or Fort Wayne,
Indiana or anywhere else.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Like that, playing he's got it.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Is it like some sort of fire casino or something
fire Keepers, that's probably where he's playing about.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
But he's playing. So if you're interested in David Lee Roth,
you can go see him.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I thought he was doing a big stand in Vegas
too for a while or did they just boy imagine
David Lee Roth at the spear, like you're just like wow,
but then like it was the greatest.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Show I ever saw, not because he was there, but
because of the huge screen. Yeah, there's just old videos
of him doing splits.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
In the.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Alright, so here's what we got coming up. We do sports.
You'll hear from Dan Campbell. Also a story involving city
buses and sex. Oh my favorite favorite top my favorite
place to have sex the city. Well not just you,
but bus drivers early too, So we'll get into that.
You'll hear that story in the seven o'clock hour as well.
It is the Josh in his show.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
It's the Josh in his show.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
On one O six point seven double ll z.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Friends, it's Josh and ja As to guarantee human jamokes
here to rock your faces off. Yeah, apparently. And I
don't know where this is. I don't know if it's
in America or not, but there are people that are
betting on the return of Jesus. Really, so apparently you
can bet on this. I don't know how or why
(30:19):
people would bother doing that. But when asked somebody is,
you know, buying or put money down on, you know,
when Jesus was gonna come back, and they put the
bet down, I mean you would think that's money you're
setting on fire. Yeah, but this person said, well, people
buy lottery tickets despite astronomical odds.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Man, that's not wrong. I mean, fair argument. So I mean,
what's the difference in this.
Speaker 2 (30:43):
But I also feel like if the second coming of
Jesus is gonna happen, yeah, you could have win all
that money, but you're not gonna be able to doing
anywhere there, So you.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Would think that you would think that.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Now, I wonder if you bet on Jesus's return, if
he would like reward you when he does return at
that time by making sure you go to heaven. So
the money as it matter, because I would imagine in
heaven money is no nothing that you don't need money.
Everybody is in heaven. You told me I'm gonna go
put ten others on this. I know I got a
fine where to do it. I would you know I
wrecking Manduel. I'm petting on Ukrainian table tennis. I assure
(31:13):
you I will. I will bet on on whether or
not Jesus is coming back. I'm a more I bet
on wrestling matches before, did you. I'm like, it's scripted.
People can control this.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Get here.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I am like, it's like I'm taking seeinga to win this.
I don't think they offered it anymore, but they used
to you maybe they still do well.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
DraftKings used to have it before a big like PREV
live event. You choose who you think was gonna win,
and then I think I ended winning like five bucks
off of it.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
So basically, it's like, if you're smart enough to guess
who the creative people in wrestling and are going to
pick to win matches, you can win a couple.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
Of how many times somebody goes through a table or
will anybody go through it?
Speaker 3 (31:49):
When anybody get in with a chair rack.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Usually they limit it so like they limit the amount
you can bet on those, because those can be very
easily manipulated. Like somebody who's in the writing room can
mess you and be like, hey, where Seena is gonna
win by Like if you would have bet on the
way Sena lost his last match, which was a d
you know, a tap out or whatever, you would be
like rich. So someone in the writing room can be like, listen,
(32:12):
he's gonna lose this way. No one's going to see
that coming. And then you can bet a million dollars
on it. Well, they're not gonna let you do that.
They're only gonna let you bet like a very small amount,
like they cap it out at like twenty bucks or
something on those usually. So anyway, we will have sports
coming up. You will hear Dan Dan Campbell's great for
himself on the year. You will also hear a story
(32:32):
about bus drivers and boning here in the Detroit area.
Detroit bus drivers getting busy baby boning. So we're gonna
have that coming up in just a few minutes as well.
But first we will play some rock hand roll for
you on this Tuesday morning in the Motor City we
love you, Josh and James. We call it the Josh
(32:53):
it Is show, and this is all the small things.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
The Josh in his show.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Spois alrighty, I got a text here that says, Josh,
the NFL is scripted, and you bet on that.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
What's the difference? Ah? And you asked a question a few.
Speaker 2 (33:09):
Minutes ago about you know, whether or not the misfield
goal and like, is it a way to see who
won who benefited the most money wise from that misfield?
I'm sure there is because you can look and see,
you know, Vegas and did Vegas make out in that
one or not that they make out on top or
come out on top, and that just to see, Like,
I'm intrigued by the people that get into the idea
(33:31):
that the the NFL is scripted, right.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
You hear that from people, Oh it's rigged.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
You also hear that a lot from Lions fans because
and listen, I mean this with all due respect, you're
morons and you believe that the league is scripted and
that the refs are against you, and in reality no
one cares.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
But I hear that all the time from people here.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
I hear it more than anywhere else other than Saints
people after they were screwed out of the super Bowl
by that blown call, which if you have one epic
call like that, that will determine whether or not you
go to the super Bowl. I'm with you, I'll fight
with you on that one.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
But like, did you.
Speaker 2 (34:09):
See the way they screwed us and the Steelers game?
Me screwed yourself because your team sucks. Like, I'm so
tired of this loser attitude from the people here. You
are pathetic. Bless your hearts. I like you, but you're pathetic.
Sports fans here are pathetic. There Now, I'm gonna get
into Tony Travado's gonna tell me I'm a dick.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Stop being losers, man, it's annoying. I like you people,
You're nice. I stop being losers. As it relates to
the sports teams, your teams didn't lose because the refs
cheated you. Your team's lost because you're not very good.
You didn't lose the baseball series because the the ums.
You lost because your age that's gonna make nine billion
(34:52):
dollars called out of the game in the sixth that eight.
You lost the football games because the offensive line's stunk
and Jared Goff turned the ball over five times a
couple of games ago. That's why you're on the player
so lo to Max Brosmer, it has nothing to do
with the Revs. But you brought this up yesterday. The
Detroit versus the REF sweatshirt. I wanted to move. I
(35:15):
was so embarrassed by that, Like when I started seeing
there was a billboard for.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
It, and I'm like, I am embarrassed. I've not been.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I'm proud to live here because it's a good, proud American,
blue collar freaking city. When I saw the Detroit versus
the Ref sweatshirt, I was like, I'll move to freak
in Alaska.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
I'm so embarrassed by this right now. This is disgusting
that people here think this way. Stop thinking this way.
And then it doesn't help when your loser teams come out,
they're like, well, it's tough to play on Christmas.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
It's high, you know.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
I don't know why they want us to play on
Thanksgiving and.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Chrismas it's so high.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
To me, I'm in Razain Brad shut up. Still win
games now, Dan Campbell, since he was in front of media,
people he had to take some accountability. When he's behind
closed doors and talking to the team, he's like, guys,
a F screwed us and we were just one buy
away from the Brayows. But then he was, you know,
in front of the media yesterday and he had to
(36:12):
give himself a poor grade just to let you know
that he's still staying humble.
Speaker 3 (36:15):
You know what I'm saying, Why do.
Speaker 6 (36:16):
You feel like you did this year on the job
being the head coach of the Lions.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Not good enough? We didn't get in. I mean, we underachieved,
so not good. I would give myself a freaking.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
FS A freaking I'll see what he did is he
added that freaking punch a little bit.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
I don't want just an F. I want a G.
That's how bad I was. I want an H. I
got an F minus.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
A freaking F minus is what I give myself, guys,
and I'm gonna go work hard. We give myself a
freaking F boy. And again, I love you, folks, I do.
But I don't know that I've ever seen a group
of people that pity themselves more and think that the
world is out to get them more than Lions fans and.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Dude, I root for the Saints. This the Saints.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
People wanted to sue the NFL for missing the Super
Bowl because again of the blown call against the Rams,
and I was embarrassed by that. But at least it
was like, hey, one call that obviously altered the course
of history. That was like the butterfly effect. Just step
on a butterfly in like prehistoric time, How does it
alter twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm fascinated by that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
You're talking about little nitpicky things and meaningless football games
over the course of the year, in a year that
you go nine to eight. Stop blaming the refs. It's annoying.
Do better than that with my watch. Is like I
didn't know that people here were like I didn't know
that this was a bitch about the ref city.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
It was like I didn't either.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
If I would if I would have taken that job
in Paduca, Kentucky.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
If I'll talk, there was no job in Paduca, Kentucky.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
This was the only job I would give myself a
freaking out.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
There were no other jobs. So this is this is
who I am. But anyway, No, I love you guys,
I do, but stop bitching about the refs. It's annoying,
all right.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Other stuff we have got.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
Let's see, the Pistons werevictorious one twenty one to ninety
over the Knicks Kate Cunningham twenty nine to thirteen and
three three and a half games. The Pistons are up
now in the East. The Wings were a five to
three victor over Otto. Wah that that. Look, they're continuing
to play pretty good hockey as well. So it's giving
us a nice diversion here with these teams playing well
(38:21):
as we wait for baseball to start and then we
get to watch the Tigers play a good two or
three months then fall off a cliff, so we go.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
To the opposite. They could fall off a cliff and
then climb back up, and they could.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
No matter what happens, there's not gonna be one full. Hey,
that was great. It's either gonna suck like it did
two years ago and then get real good or be
real good then suck.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Look.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
I understand where you're coming from, and I understand why
there's angst amongst people because the teams historically are not
good here.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
I'm with you, but stop bitching about the rest. I'm
like I'm listening to the sports radio yesterday and they're like,
you guys.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
Are bitching about all the things.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
That the team did wrong, the rest of the reason
why we're in the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
Give the fans that.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
F Give myself a freaking app.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
I give you all a freaking f for thinking that way.
That is loser mentality.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Give myself a freaking.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
F thank you, Dan Campbell, You're give them the sports radio
a freaking f too.
Speaker 9 (39:11):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
I always give sports radio a freaking.
Speaker 5 (39:13):
App or give myself a freaking ass. That's the worst.
Speaker 3 (39:15):
It's the pits. That's what sports radio is.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
They get to sit there and get on the radio
and say, hey, you know what sucks sports twenty share
in a noise. The least talented people on the planet
are sports radio people. The least all they got to
do is get on the air. Thirty people call and say, hey, guys,
the ref so the reason why we're Lilson, And then
they just yell at those guys about it, and then
they make you know, five hundred thousand dollars in a
twenty share. I'm over here spitting into the wind and
(39:41):
I two and the best I can these guys like,
I just showed up at work today and here's my
twenty share share.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
That's what I got here. Haven't been on a show
of the twenty share in three years?
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah, well, if you take our share and multiply it
by twenty you can say that anyway.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
But we love you guys. All right, let's this.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
We had a story coming up about boning on the
public buses. So this story is actually very interesting, so
we will do that. But first I must play some
rock and roll music before we get into that story.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
So I give you the Beastie Boy Yay.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
One six point seven Detroit, Its Wheels, Josh and James,
the Josh Innis Show. Good morning friends, We love you,
thanks for listening. All right, So here's a story from
I guess this is from Channel four about some boning
that happens on the public buses here.
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Okay, so let's get into this.
Speaker 10 (40:33):
A Detroit bus driver and her supervisor left a running
city bus for a romantic rendezvous, leaving riders stuck.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
Well that's just to be clear.
Speaker 2 (40:45):
The people were on the bus and this person left
the bus. The driver left the bus to go bang, Wow,
how about that? And frustrated, I would imagine they are
frustrated to try to get to work.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I hope he's quick because I'm late for work.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
I know.
Speaker 2 (41:01):
For their luck, it's like Peter North, He's just in
there for an hour, just like, okay, can we go.
Speaker 10 (41:05):
This was just one of the issues uncovered in a
new report from the Detroit Inspector General. The report says
the two were caught being romantic during work hours multiple times,
causing long delays. Noel Friel spoke with city leaders tonight
and Noel this report claims management failed to investigate this properly.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Well, so, just before we get into this, so just
to be clear, there's a bus driver. I think the
bus driver's a lady. I think, yes, Okay, so the
bus driver is a lady.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
So she drives the bus. Hey, it's me, lady bus driver.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Hey, because ladies can do stuff now, yes, And then
like she like parked the bus and then go have
a hook up with this guy in a car I
guess or something, and then like get back on.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
The bus while people are still on the bus, Like
how do you just sit on the bus And I
don't know. It's well, we're going to find out. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 11 (41:55):
Kimber Lee, the Office of Inspector General found that supervisor
and employee we're having what called romantic interactions both on
the city bus and during working.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Hours, which they'd say what they call banging, yes, what
they called really just getting at it real hot and heavy.
Speaker 11 (42:11):
But the even bigger problem, according to this report, is
what happened after that relationship was discovered. It started with
an anonymous complaint back in June alleging that a senior
Transportation Service inspector Andre Reese and the bus driver Dana Ruff,
engaged in indecent activity on a city bus.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
What does Dana Roff look like? What does a chick
that drives a bus? Because my first thought, if it's
a lady bus driver, no offense. But I would assume
a lady bus driver is in like a hot piece.
But let's say Dana Rough like Rough like U r uff. Okay,
let's say hold on before we continue, Dana Roff. None
(42:50):
of these people are Dana Rof that I'm thinking of. Here,
did you find a picture of the bus driver Dana Rough? Yeah,
I'm trying to let me see bus Dana Rough bus
driver det Froy. Here we go, let's see ooh, she assisted, yes,
look at her. She's kind of hot, dude. I didn't
have never guessed a hot black bus driver lady. When
(43:11):
I heard your story, that's the picture that I was
talking about that I saw a headline that is an
upset of the century. Ah well, hello.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
Dana Ruff. All right, anyway, we'll continue.
Speaker 11 (43:21):
An investigation by the Office of Inspector General uncovered video
footage from May sixth, showing the two fondling each other
on a bus.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
I feel like everybody fondles somebody on the bus, right,
somebody's got to get fondled.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Isn't that what happens on the bus to pass the time?
I think that's half the fun of riding the city bus.
I think so it found.
Speaker 11 (43:40):
Reese then reported an unsubstantiated mechanical issue with the bus,
took the bus out of commission.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
And took rough to a fast food restaurant.
Speaker 8 (43:51):
Guys, I'm sorry, there's something wrong with the coagulation cables.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
So we're gonna have to pull over what the one cable?
Speaker 8 (43:58):
So we're gonna make it all two twenty So it's
all okay, we're gonna make it to twenty two twenty one.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Whatever, it takes uh pressure, Well, yeah, it's doubtless.
Speaker 8 (44:05):
I'm just gonna pull the bus over for a second.
But listen, I'm gonna go run over. I'm going to
Arby's really quick. Well can you give me some No, no,
I can't get anybody.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
I'm just gonna run over to the army.
Speaker 5 (44:14):
Man.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Not even going into the army You're going into a
toyota ursell in the parking lot of the art Mind
your own business, Okay, I'll figure this all out.
Speaker 3 (44:20):
I thought you had to go poop or something. But
she's in the car with a gentleman.
Speaker 11 (44:24):
Disrupting service for one hundred and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (44:27):
Whoa, that's the way bedding for two hours? Who's got
wait a minute, you gotta be taking those stamina pulls
ads for whoa wowsers, fucking d my man, my man,
two hours. The bus was out of commission for two
hours so Dana Ruff could get on get it on
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in a car, I guess with the or maybe after.
I don't know where they got it on. But whoever
she's with is a very generous lover. Because this sounds
like he put in plenty of time for the fore player.
He did but that's what she gotta do. I mean, look,
Dana Ruff, he doesn't care if.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
He's on the clock. I don't care, baby, I'm gonna
teach you right.
Speaker 2 (45:06):
My man messes with bad bitches only, you know, so
if you're gonna get yourself a bad bitch, you gotta
be willing to put in a little work. Little elbow grease,
are you gonna find out? She sat on his face
and he passed out, and tipping that long to resuscitate him.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
I got like heart paddles on him and stuff.
Speaker 11 (45:22):
Clear, it says recent Rough again met up multiple times
during Rough's route, and at one point abandoned the bus
while it was still running.
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Yeah, he gave her a taste and she had to
get the full course.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
You know.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
The first couple stops were some appetizers, and then she's like,
I gotta get I gotta get the full hog.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I gotta get the full hog.
Speaker 2 (45:50):
The idea that they just leave the bus running, this
is like my childhood when my dad would go meet
up with his mistresses.
Speaker 12 (45:56):
I was just.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Sitting in the car.
Speaker 2 (45:58):
I would just sit in the car and be like
what I dud, Dad, just just just watch the car.
Josh watched playing with the radio dial that day.
Speaker 11 (46:05):
Do you received a complaint via a customer assistance form
about the abandoned bus?
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Imagine that customer assistance form like, dear bus driver people,
dear bus people, You're on their phone typing it like,
we've been stuck on this bus for two hours. Their
first thought is what is the speed the bus doesn't
If the bus accel rates at all, it'll blow up. No,
it's actually if the bus driver stops sixty nine, the
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bus blows up.
Speaker 11 (46:32):
But Inspector General Kamal Marrable says leadership didn't investigate.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
It properly because they're like, hey, someone's got to be
getting some around here.
Speaker 5 (46:41):
I'm right.
Speaker 12 (46:41):
We found out that the supervisors who were responsible for
dealing with this type of issue were very LENI it.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
So, who's responsible for dealing with this type of issue? Like, Hello,
I'm Josh Ennis, I'm the director of the Inspector General.
I'm the Inspector General of bus Bone and I'm paying
no attention.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
To this whatsoever. In their response to it, d.
Speaker 11 (47:06):
DOT Superintendent Howard Bragg classified their actions as a class
for offense, which would normally be punishable by a thirty
day suspension followed by termination.
Speaker 3 (47:16):
I feel like I know what they're going to do
for those thirty days.
Speaker 2 (47:18):
Although I feel like once it's not like the forbidden
fruit anymore, they won't bang. I think it's the excitement
of being on the bus and then stopping the bus
and leaving all these poor bastards on the bus while
they go bon in the parking lot.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Of the RB and she realized her supervisor has got
a lazy eye and he's actually kind of out of shape,
and she's not really attracted to him anymore exactly.
Speaker 11 (47:37):
Instead, he gave them both five day suspensions.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
Mirrable said that seems fair.
Speaker 11 (47:42):
He never reviewed the video footage of the two inside
the bus.
Speaker 12 (47:46):
For some reason, this individual only chose to review the
footage basically from outside of the bus and not be
full interaction.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
I want to see the bus of them, Yeah, when
I see it, let's see the finaling. I want to
see the full interaction on the bus video.
Speaker 12 (48:03):
So we found that that very problematic.
Speaker 11 (48:05):
The Office of the Inspector General is now recommending discipline
for Bragg and the d DOT assistant director, additional consequences
for recent rough as well as policy reform and enhanced
training for d DOT leadership.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
The real victims in this.
Speaker 12 (48:22):
And not being while you're driving the bus, were the
citizens who were waiting on buses that did not come
on time because you had individuals who did not take
their job.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
But I will tell you who came on time or
maybe not at all considering how long it was. But
in my mind, this is like pop Quiz hotshot. Someone's
getting laid on a bus and if that bus drops
below fifty, it blows up.
Speaker 3 (48:49):
What do you do? WHOA, dude, what do you do?
Speaker 5 (48:53):
WHOA?
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Tell that wildcap behind the wheel that the bus can't
drop below fifty or we're all getting laid?
Speaker 3 (48:59):
Whoa? How do you know? She's a wildcat in the sack.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
She's wearing the Arizona sweatshirt on the bus, Like, yeah,
what do you do?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I guess, I guess I bang her. I'll take one
with the team.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Popcorp Quiz hotshot.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
That's funny.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
You got a bone on the bus and then the kelright,
let's go all right, I'm fully ready, I'm laying down.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Strange things are fun, like it or not. This is
the Josh in his show one of six point seven
w LZ Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
All right, coming up, we've got a guy who is
in San Francisco and has an interesting way of removing squatters.
Oh wow, that's coming up. But right now we've got Sabbath.
It's paranoid on wheels already. It's Detroit's wheels, Josh and
James this morning, I do. I think my favorite part
of the bus driver boning story before we move on
(50:05):
is the line about how they took her to a
fast food restaurant and they were there for two hours
while people were on the bus.
Speaker 11 (50:12):
I think that's my favorite, showing the two fondling each
other on a bus.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
It found.
Speaker 11 (50:16):
Reese then reported an unsubstantiated mechanical issue with the bus,
took the bus out of commission, and took rough to
a fast food restaurant, disrupting service for one hundred and
fifteen minutes, so.
Speaker 3 (50:28):
For two hours.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Now, I guess I first thought they were just boning
for two hours, but I'm going to assume they had lunch.
Speaker 4 (50:33):
They boned, got a bite to eat, boned, yeah, wait,
got a jamoka shaik and then and then boned and oh,
I guess I better get back to this bus.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
I mean that's pretty bold though. I think it's pretty
bold on her part, just to be like, you know what,
screw this. And I guess you're feeling powered because that's
a supervisor that you're meeting with.
Speaker 3 (50:52):
I guess so. Anyway, so just to put a button
on the bus boning story.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Now we move on to a story out of sane
San Francisco, where squatters are an issue. San Francisco is
a fascinating place because it's one of the most beautiful
places you'll ever go, but it's also a hell hole
as it relates to homeless people and squatters.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
A lot a homeless and a lot of poop in the sidewalk.
That's all I've heard.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
I've never been to San Francisco either, but my buddy
went there a couple of years ago for the Super
Bowl doing the radio stuff, and he's like, you would
just watch people on the sidewalk pooping like homeless people
would poop.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
Have you ever seen homeless people bone? Yes, so have I.
It's wild, but you can't take your eyes off of it.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
It's like a tring wreck, it really is. I'm like,
you almost want to cheer him on. You do, like
you kind of have to at that point, like you
think they need the encouragement. It's like that joke. Did
the joke as a kid that Johnny go deeper? Mm hmm,
Johnny go deeper trying. Yeah, well, that's kind of what
it is. When you watch the hobos have sex. It's like,
where did this mattress come from? Why is there a
(51:51):
mattress under an overpass? How did it get there? Well,
that's actually just a lot of layers of cardboard. That's
not a great mattress. Any mini boxes stacked on top
of each other.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
What is your sleep number? All right? I prefer eighteen
layers of cardboard?
Speaker 5 (52:07):
All right.
Speaker 3 (52:07):
So let's see here.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
So this is a story out of San Francisco about
a squatter removal service.
Speaker 13 (52:13):
A company in the Bay Area offering help with removing
squatters from properties.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
Well, that seems like a noble thing, like we want
to get you off our property. But how are they
going to do it?
Speaker 13 (52:23):
And they're doing it by using swords, a.
Speaker 2 (52:30):
Like medieval times. Huh, it's like medieval times exactly. It's
just like medieval times.
Speaker 5 (52:35):
Sword.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
I don't know, actually this is a little different those
that's you know, like medieval times is obviously from a
different time, right, that's like from you know, medieval times.
I think this guy, based on the video, on the
picture I've seen, this guy is almost like Blade. He's
got a sword and he's wearing like a leather duster.
Like he looks like Blade. It's like but white. He's
like white white Blade. He's white Blade is what we'll
(52:58):
call it.
Speaker 3 (52:58):
Asap squatter Remove Bulls.
Speaker 13 (53:00):
Ceo says the company has a ninety five percent success rate.
Speaker 3 (53:04):
Well, that's good.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
I mean, I would think if your cheeks up a
ceo Amy runs the company, it's his company.
Speaker 3 (53:11):
He's a legitimate business.
Speaker 2 (53:13):
It is one legitim or is it just a white
Blade with the sword kicking people out of houses? Look,
if you have business cards, it's a legitimate business. Okay,
So I think he's got business cards. I just like
the idea that they have a ninety five percent success rate.
That would indicate that there are hobos out there that
were able to take this guy with the sword. White
Blade was defeated five percent of the time by somebody.
(53:34):
My god, this guy's great because he almost looks like
Glenn Danzig. I hope he shows up playing mother every
like like that's that just plays.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
He kicks the.
Speaker 2 (53:49):
Tell your children not to walk my way.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
Room clear.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
I have surveyed, I have surveyed the perimeter. Guy, as
I've taken care of it. Ladies and gentlemen. White Blade
is here to take care of business. And I have
a ninety five percent success rate.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
And I am the CEO. Get out of here, bitches.
They call him the evictor with the Samurai sword.
Speaker 2 (54:16):
He purchased it at the local fleamarket. Samurai sword. It
doesn't really cut anybody. It's really good at hoping an
envelope though.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
I also was.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Able to pick up a couple of classics from the
Disney vault while I was but with the black diamond
on the on the spine, Oh, those are were some bucks,
all right. So anyway back to White Blade, So we
continue with the CEO Crown Force rop nazbit reports on.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
I'll be doing well. I mean, they walk in with
the sword and they chase you with it. But at
five percent, I'm fitting again. Okay, here's how they do it.
I restored get out of this house, don't get here.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
I will tall you this sword I got on the
flea market for fifteen ninety nine. Guys, we're gonna have
to go to the throwing stars.
Speaker 3 (55:10):
Get the throwing stars. Oh, I'm all out.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
You're not all out anyway, Phil, you could threaten with
a bad tattoo.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Here we go. Throw the funnel cake.
Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah, whoa, No, not that one, Not the one with
a powdered sugar.
Speaker 3 (55:26):
That's gonna make a mess again.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Ninety five percent of the time it works every time
when get removing squattered. I'd love to see the five
percent when it doesn't work unless they armed with bath salt.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
It's gonna be like the crocodile and d sn when
you're like, he's got a knife, that's not a knife.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
The hoba pulls out a huge, even bigger sword. He
pulls a knife, you pull out a flea market samurai sword.
Speaker 3 (55:48):
That's the San Francisco way.
Speaker 7 (55:50):
It sounds like an intense way to remove a squatter.
Speaker 3 (55:55):
Not that intense. Yes, it's not that again.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
I think the five five percent of the people who
survive and get away are people who are super hopped
up on bath salts so like tasers and nothing can
stop them. They're like Jason, They're like Michael Myers. I
shot him six times like you can't kill them, Like,
that's the five percent. That's what I would claim if
I were White Blade here.
Speaker 7 (56:16):
Go in with a Samurai sword and scare the squatters out.
But the CEO of the company offering this service says
it's more complicated than that.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
Oh I bet, I bet tell us tell us complicated. Well,
you can't just go in there and kick him out.
Speaker 3 (56:36):
You got to do research.
Speaker 2 (56:37):
I like how he sounds like he's Christian Bale.
Speaker 3 (56:42):
I've never invicted anybody with the Samurai sword. I don't
know he sounds you want to play a game the
jigsaws here anyway.
Speaker 5 (56:56):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Meanwhile, back in San Francisco with White Blade Diagonals, James.
Speaker 7 (57:01):
Jacobs has been trained in martial arts for fifteen years,
showing me what's called this guy's my hero.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
It's called karate man, and there's only two types of
people that know it, the Chinese.
Speaker 3 (57:13):
And White Blade w Heiman called a trainer blade.
Speaker 7 (57:21):
It would be illegal to have a real blade in public,
but Jacob started his company, a SAP Squad of Removal,
to use real swords to clear squatters from properties. The
CEO says surveillance has done first to preapprove clients and
make sure the squatters are illegally on a property. After
that's established, a process called breach and clear is done.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Breaching is breaking into the property.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
I like how he's got official terms for this.
Speaker 3 (57:43):
I made. Yeah, we call it breaching. Brother, breaching clear
was successful. It was success, mission accomplished.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
A White Blade over we breached breaching successful over initial
breach initiated. Bah the oldest guy just pooping in the corner,
smoking crystal meth. All right, stand by for Ninja moves.
(58:13):
Ninja moves next. Guys, he's resisting.
Speaker 3 (58:17):
He's resisting.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Clearing is actively going through the rooms and making sure
there's no active.
Speaker 7 (58:23):
Threat according to Jacob's lease agreements are signed between him.
Speaker 3 (58:27):
He's like, I gotta be the only threat in the building.
Speaker 2 (58:29):
A right, guys, No active threats, guys, this is white Blade,
no active threats.
Speaker 3 (58:35):
Let's go commence Ninjin. I don't know who keeps talking to.
Speaker 7 (58:38):
There's only two of us from the property owners to
allow his team to go in and remove squatters. And
it's not just samurai swords used.
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Air fifteen's five to nineties.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
This guy's like he's hold and eyes. Oklahoma City bomber
coming in and take some to holdness out your house?
Speaker 3 (59:03):
What I'm here?
Speaker 6 (59:08):
You know?
Speaker 14 (59:09):
You know?
Speaker 3 (59:09):
Oh yeah, he's got a shotgun.
Speaker 2 (59:11):
He's gonna rack in AR fifteen. But I've never shot one,
so I don't really all those work, Tom good, lock
and load.
Speaker 3 (59:17):
Where did he get a bomb? Yeah? Why is he
strapped to his check?
Speaker 2 (59:23):
He's coming in because suicide bombered?
Speaker 3 (59:25):
Because all this.
Speaker 2 (59:26):
Guy's all either you get out or we're both going out.
Speaker 3 (59:33):
This is this might be the greatest story ever, you know, shotguns.
Speaker 7 (59:37):
He's been in the work of removing squatters for seven years.
He says it's a completely legal process. I talked with
Krownford legal analyst Stephen Clark.
Speaker 3 (59:44):
Guys, it's a completely legal process. When has he been
doing this for seven years?
Speaker 2 (59:48):
Because he's got a ninety five percent success rate?
Speaker 7 (59:51):
Duh who says that might be the case, but that
the tactics used to remove someone from a property could
lead to a criminal liability.
Speaker 9 (59:58):
The samurai sword is a weapon, and if there was
a confrontation, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Not a deadly weapon unless white blades using it.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
I'm a martial arts train expert. I know guns and
I know swords.
Speaker 9 (01:00:18):
With a tenant or someone overstaying on the property, and
that samurai sword was used to inflict injury that could
result in a criminal prosecution.
Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
What else would you use the sword for other than
to inflict injury.
Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
I would just use it to impress babes in my place.
Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Clark recommends going through law enforcement and the court process
required to remove someone from the property. Jacobs disagrees, saying
he's well aware of the risks, which is why he
takes precautions to avoid legal battles down the road.
Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I have a million dollars insurance policy. I have in
house attorney. Heck people making wrongful sorry a man.
Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Who you hired to pick the homeless out of your
house with an AR fifteen gun in a samurai sword?
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Ah heck ah, heck ah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Hell guys, Now it's not as intense anymore. A heck
ah heck Hey, you homeless guys, get out of here
before I cut you with my sword.
Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
I have a naughty five plus.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
That's success, right, I'm a liber I'm bread for my
skills and magic.
Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Syransiscu zapoleone Dynamic started a business but put on a
black duster.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah, people making wrongful claims against my business all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Just try and get money.
Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
The cost of removing a squatter from your property using
a SAP squad of removal starts at ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (01:01:42):
What what.
Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Someone pays ten thousand dollars to white Blade. I'm in
the wrong business. I'm just gonna say, I think we
need to start. We'll start our own business. First things first,
we need to go to the flea market. I know
a guy who's gotta lead. We can get a bunch
of we can get a bunch of samurai swords, welling,
double sworded.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Oh god, I'm in there.
Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
You have it.
Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Wow t k huh. Yeah, we're gonna make money. We're
getting rich. We don't need you anymore. Casey, Yeah, we
don't need to forget the show. Hey, let's call it
tub or somebody up. But we'll turn it into a
reality show.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Or like dogs a bounty hunter. Yeah, but like squatter removal,
just for squatter with ninja weapon. We have swords. Yeah,
just dog with a sword had that big pepper spray gun.
We got swords.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
I can't help and we're not yet, not yet, yeah yet.
All those six.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Point seven Detroit's wheels, I guess if you want to
get rid of squatters, though, there are other alternatives. Some
are successful, some or not, Like what if what if
your wife was?
Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Squatter removal not as effective? Not as effective? No, I
don't think so.
Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
Now imagine if I ran out of that house with
those teener those teeners, teeny boppers, he's wrong with me
with those teams run across the property. I can run
out with the samurai sword you're chucking.
Speaker 13 (01:03:06):
You might do it off the property.
Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
You have the woman keean off the property.
Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
This is this is a samurai saw about it that
Gibraltar trade center ten years ago. Why Cody, go get
my gun.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
That's the key and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
You just always got to say, you know, go get
my gund you go get my AR fifteen and see
where it goes from there.
Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
It's under Holden's pillow.
Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I keep it on the safest spot I know, summer
responsible gun owner anywhol In case you didn't know that.
Though it's a squatter kind of is isn't Penny wren way,
he is a squatter. He's the one that farts on
the pillow. Yes, uh, anyway, so it's not wrong, it's
(01:03:56):
not You might tug it off the property. But when
that doesn't work, that's when you bring in White Blade. Yes,
you tried, you tried being nice about it. You said,
you say, hey, fellas, get off my property, and then
White Blade says, well, it looks like you send out
the White Blade seigmal Cody.
Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
Hey, I don't think we can get him off the property.
I think we're gonna have to bite the bullet. Pay
that ten k, get.
Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
White Blade out here. I don't know what else to do.
I don't to sell a kidney and we're getting ten grand.
Just have to put it on the credit card.
Speaker 15 (01:04:25):
You know, that sounds like a job for White Blade.
What was the name of his company, ASAP Removal or something. Yes,
that's a job for a SAP removal. All right, here's
what we got. We'll do sports here in just a
few minutes.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Also, uh, it's a shame, but Mickey Rourke needs a
lot of money to pay his rent, does he?
Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
But here's the thing though, Mickey money. I know, here's
the thing, and this is this is where I'm going
to take this discussion. Here is I would argue that
that Mickey Rourke is responsible for one of the greatest
soft core erotica films of all time. I mean you
would say that right with Uh, what's that damn movie
he was in with Kim Basinger nine and a half weeks?
Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Like they just bone the whole movie.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
It's got to be on the Mount Rushmore, right, But
obviously that's a Mount Rushmore we can get into here.
Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
We got two hours left in this show. Yeah, we
have anwi of time ago. All right, It's the Joshennis Show.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
The Joshness Show one six point seven w LLZ, Detroit's Wheels,
Detroit's Wheels and the Heart Radio Station.
Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Guaranteed Human and we are those humans, Josh and James.
It's the Joshennis Show. What are you really? I'm only
human flesh and blood?
Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
You know out on the ASAP Squatter Removal website, Yeah
you have.
Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
You get access to it on my computer's block.
Speaker 5 (01:05:47):
See.
Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
I think the key is I just accept all cookies
because I watch a lot of porn during the show.
But White Blade is who we're talking about here. There
are different tabs on here like hey, services and about.
There's also a careers tab. So if if you can
be recruiting new samurais to help them with this.
Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Well, look, this.
Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
What are your qualifications? Well, I've watched three hundred fourteen times.
Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
I know every line to kill Bill. Wait a second, Oh,
here we go. Here's job information, all right, So job information.
We bring on independent contractors to handle the removal of
unwanted occupants. And there are block ways. You got to
look at the picture came here. This weird graphic they
put together. This is an amazing graphic.
Speaker 5 (01:06:37):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
There's a squatter. There's a guy with a baseball bat.
There's a guy with a sword just like the squatter.
There's a guy who's like part of like some sort
of militia up here. He's like a military man. And
then there's a truck filled with junk. That's a great
graphic anyway. Now, bad use of AI is worth every
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up of water and extra electricity that was used to
make that.
Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
A great Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
There is teamwork only, flat fee pay. Get paid per job,
not by the hour. Bring your own gear, so listen.
If you're not coming with a scyth, then I don't
know what we can.
Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Do for you.
Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
So I mean, I gotta provide my own samurai. So
horn the flea mark is not for two weeks, I
guess I get one on Amazon.
Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
He's like, listen, the best I can do is a pitchfork.
Will that work?
Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Do you think we can chase off vagrants with the No,
this is San Francisco. This isn't the South we're farming.
This isn't producing. Baby, We're in the big time. You amateur,
you hill billy. This ain't easy work. And that's got
two little alarm bells next to it on either side
to let you know. It's like, this ain't easy work.
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There are real risks that include injury, death, or arrest.
So I like, this squatting isn't just homeless people anymore.
Gangs an organized crime are taking over properties. Well, you're
making this sound really appealing, White Blade, Now it sounds
like he's reading the script for an eighties action flick.
Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
It's like, rob's not just homeless anymore, it's gangs.
Speaker 2 (01:08:19):
It's like the trailer for gangs and drug dealers are
squatting in houses in San Francisco.
Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
Thank you, San Francisco. You need robo cop. That's exactly
what they need. Thank you. He's a cyborg crime fighter
in the future. The jig was up. That's what he says.
That's what he says when he funts in the door
to the homeless guy, the jig was up. Bad news
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pal Okay, if anybody wants to.
Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
See this guy too, I've I shared the story that
we just played right on the Joshennas Show Facebook page.
Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
Go check it. It's worth just seeing the Glen Dad
and zig White Blade guy.
Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Uh wow. You know who should do this that has
a lot of free time on his hands. You should
apply Dug Clodell. You don't Yes, Dunk Clodell. I rock
you don't Quatus six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Joshness Show,
(01:09:31):
I rock, you don't thank you, Doug. I mean Doug's
basically selling samurai swords out of his car now to it.
Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
The JO Show.
Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Sports.
Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
They won't belong until we start seeing him posting little
flyers like after the radio reunion's over. I'm also going
to be selling ninja weapons at the Knights of Columbus.
Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Getting the finest Chinese stars. Do you like nunchucks?
Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Yeah, I have got a pair of nun Chucks that
have been signed by Kip Winger and you can have them.
Just come on out meet me and Arthur P. Why'd
you have Kip Winger signed was nunchuck because I get
Everything's I know, Doug, I say, because it was the
only thing you had on you and you're not gonna
not have Kip Winger sign it. That's true because because
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I'm Doug Podelldell, I rock, you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
And that's facts only.
Speaker 5 (01:10:24):
Baby.
Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
I missed Doug, but I never really forget about him
because I see fourteen pictures a day that he posts
on Facebook. If everywhere he goes chopping at j C
Penny posting pictures of his television showing off his collection
stickers going to j C Penny, a couple of flyers
for his WABX reunion slash trinket selling show treasures He's
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got His treasures.
Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Can be part of a roast for a local musician.
Looks like look Doug stays busy.
Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Now, a guy who's not very busy currently at least
is Dan Campbell. Because Campbell his season is over. Why
is his season over? Well, because he did a very
poor job according to himself.
Speaker 6 (01:11:07):
Do you feel like you did this year on the
jobbing the head coach of the Lions?
Speaker 5 (01:11:10):
Not good enough? We didn't get in, I mean we underachieved,
so not good I would give myself a freaking F.
Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
But dot dot I would also give an F to
the refs, and I would give an F to those
couple of plays that we didn't make.
Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
That one play we didn't make that kept us out
of the playoffs. How about that that one play?
Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
That one play was the difference. So don't forget that,
just that one play. I don't know if this is
considered degenerate gambling. I don't think it is. But the
Division two football championship was on last night.
Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
That is generate gambling year. That's not that's not fair.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I don't think that's fair to call me a degenerate
gambler because I gambled on the dude, I've gambled on
like like harness horse racing in Guama.
Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
Like.
Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
This is far from degenerate activity.
Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
It's just what happened to be going on last night, sir,
and I bet on Montana State and they won an overtime.
Go Bobcats. Oh yeah, that's my Bobcats. Hashtag my Bobcats.
I'd give them a freaking A. How much did you
take home?
Speaker 5 (01:12:17):
Not much?
Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
It wasn't like a huge deal, you know.
Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
But still Montana State did very well, also, so the
playoffs began, I need you to fill out a playoff
NFL bracket. I want to see like how your non
sports addicted brain would react to these. Like, here's what
I'm gonna do for you, right, Actually, here's what we're
gonna do. I'm going to play a rock and roll
record here, Okay, is what I'm gonna do. And then
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we're gonna come back and I'm going to read to
you the matchups for the playoffs, okay, and I want
you to pick them first thing off the top of
your head, because see what I've learned is it's kind
of like how Santa Claus remains real because of the
imagination of a child, right you hear that?
Speaker 5 (01:12:54):
That kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
I need the imagination of a stoner that doesn't pay
much attention to football. You got one to tell me
who's gonna win the football? Going use my imagination the
best way I can. So we're gonna do that here.
But first I must play a rock and roll record
and then we will get to that. So we will
look at the NFL playoff bracket. And James, who does
not pay as much attention as some he's not some
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football addicted man, he's more addicted to his recreational marijuana.
I'm as casual a football fan as you ever find,
all right, So we will then have you pick the winners.
I like that, and then we're gonna take those. Then
what I'm gonna do is you're gonna place the bet.
Here's what I'm gonna do for each game this weekend.
All right, I'm gonna play. I'm gonna put a parlay
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together and I'll put a bet on it. If it hits,
I'll share with you. Wow about that. But first, it's
bon Jovi. Bon Jovi that is living on a prayer.
The Josh Andness Show, Josh and James Today. All right,
So here's the deal I'll make with you.
Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah, So we're gonna build a parlay. So that means
all of these games would have to be right. I'm
booking them all in a bed, and if it hits,
it's worth a lot of money, I would guess, and
I will share the winnings with you if you get
all of these right in a parlay. I will build
the parlay for you though. Okay, all you have to
do is tell me who you think is going to
win the playoff. Games this weekend. James, Yeah, good, I
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am in all right. First game is the Rams and
the Panthers.
Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Okay, I'm going Rams, all right?
Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
Why do you feel the Rams because I've heard you
talk nothing about good things about the Rams, you particular,
they're going to be the Super Bowl winner.
Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
I still like Matt Stafford, who was the quarterback here
for a very long time. So I'm going Ram.
Speaker 2 (01:14:31):
I'm glad that you take my word for it, but
it's important to know that I'm a terrible gambler.
Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
Give myself a freaking f I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
I'm not great, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
So Rams, So the Rams we're taking money lines, by
the way, so not the spread, it's just the money line.
Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
It's for when it's worth.
Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
The Rams are favored by ten so it seems like
a solid play on your part just to win Green
Bay and Chicago.
Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
M Who do I want to win that one? I
hate both teams as you should, you know what. Just
to get mister Johnson a little more cred, I'm gonna
go Bears over Green Bay.
Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
We're wanting Chicago to win that one. For what it's worth,
Chicago is a slight favorite. They are favored by a
point and a half. All right, So we're going Chicago
and the Rams. Those are the two Saturday games. We
move on to Sunday, the Buffalo Bills take on the
Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
Oh, I hate the Bills man, as you should. I'm
not a big Jaguars fan either.
Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
No one is. There's literally not a human on the
planet that's a big job. The owner is probably not
a big jag London, I guess London, and they're big
Jaguars fans.
Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Well, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
I'm gonna go Bills because a friend on the the
hockey team I used to work for, he's a big
Bills He's a Bill's Mafia guy.
Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
That's That's reason enough for me.
Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
I was walking my dog a couple of weeks ago
on a Sunday morning in Sterling Heights and it's on
one of these old trails you know that wasn't in
Sterling Heights or was a Madison.
Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Knights, my old neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
I'm walking through and I just see two Bills Mafia
people walking their dog. And I know their Bills Mafia
because they were Zubaz pants. Okay, I'm gonna say they
have like the Jackets in the pants, the starter jackets
and the Zubas pants and the little on they have
all of it. They all look I hate these people,
no offense Bill's Mafia, but I hate you like I
think there's somebody in my old neighborhood that has their
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whole front of their house all decked out and Bill's
Bill stuff, Like I'm annoyed by the jumping through the
table thing. And guess what's gonna happen to the Bills
when they move into their new little indoor comfortable stadium.
Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
They're not interesting anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
There's nothing interesting about a bunch of people sitting inside
a dome stadium that looks like the rest of all
the other dope Part of what made Buffalo is they're
outside and they got to get all the poor jamokes
out there to shovel the snow.
Speaker 3 (01:16:37):
They get like the fans come and they clean up
the stadium and that's cute. That's like their thing.
Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Now, what does Buffalo have? Just a giant stadium that
looks like all the other dopey stadiums. Well, now they
won't be able to use fort Field. Yeah, well they
won't need to. Yeah, you can't have it. It's ours.
Speaker 12 (01:16:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Well, and obviously the Lions don't use it after eight games,
after they finish their home games, they're done and it
doesn't seem like they're doing anything else. Well, that and
Ed Sheeran will be using it like this year. That's
the forty nine Ers and the Eagles. I'm gonna go
I'm gonna go Eagles with that.
Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Again.
Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
I'm basing this one off of another friend who's a
dieard Eagles fan boy.
Speaker 2 (01:17:10):
You've got friends who are real dead beats Eagles and
Bills fans. Oh, he loves the Eagles. All he does
is talk crap about the Lions. And I got to
hand it to him because he was kind of right
this season.
Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
But one thing I will.
Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Say is if I were looking for people to join
my vigilante squatter removal service, first people i'd call Philly people.
Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Buffalo people, well really Philly people.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I don't know if the Buffalo people are mean people enough,
but I think they're They're more crazy than me, yeah,
but like they're crazy in like a fun way. Like
the Philly people are violent. So if you could give
me like a Philly guy who's really angry because the
Birds just lost, and like you give him a ninja weapon,
and like, hey, we're gonna get rid of a couple
of squatters here. Like I think he'd take care of
it'd be done, reaching clear success. All right, Let's see
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the Chargers and the New England Patriots.
Speaker 3 (01:17:58):
Man, I hate the Patriots, so I'm going charge, all right,
la Ce.
Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
And then finally the Houston Texans take on the Pittsburgh Steelers.
The Steelers who should not be there, by the way.
But again Mike Tomlin would say, is if.
Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
My had mill parts, he'd be my uncle. That's true,
but you shouldn't be there. You don't deserve to be
there just because some jimoke missed a kick. That's why
you're there. I hate Aaron Rodgers ever since. Why do
you hate Aaron Rodgers and Hail Mary all those years ago?
You hate Aaron?
Speaker 4 (01:18:27):
I get it now, You've ruined a Thursday evening that
was I had a great time at Ford Field. We
were in the Lady Jane Sweet hanging out with listeners,
having a blast. Ye and then that ride home he
hears the lead slipping away. I get home just in
time to turn on the TV and see that Hail
Mary pass a success, and then the Lions lose. So
does that mean you're going to Texans? Going Texans?
Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Okay, so we're going Texans, all right, So you're parlay
of the Rams, the the Bears, the Bills, the Eagles,
the Chargers, and the Texans. If we put all the
money lines in there, that is plus two three hundred
and fifty four bucks. So if you bet, let's just
say ten bucks on that, that would win two hundred
and thirty five dollars. So fifty bucks on that would
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win eleven hundred dollars is what that would be. Wow,
So you'd have to I'll decide how much I'm gonna
put on this.
Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Yeah, don't, don't put too much on it.
Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Okay, well look look look, look I don't I don't
play small gotch.
Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
I mean I'm happy. I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (01:19:21):
What if we win and I have enough money to
go to Taco Bell. So if I get like twelve bucks,
I'm a happy gambles. So we're not just going to
settle for I'm not happy with twelve bucks.
Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Okay. That's why I lose a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
That's why you're on so many radio stations across the
country yet overnight. That's why I worked all throughout Christmas
and I was on the radio in Albutquerque, New Mexico,
because I lose a lot of money gambling, you see.
And look look if I bet like numbers that were smaller,
I'd probably still have a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
But you know it is if my had Mile parts,
she'd be my uncle. Thank you, Mike. No risk, no reward,
I get, no risk it, no biscuit.
Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
So the James Campbell, I don't really watch sports except casually,
and I'm basing my opinions on who I'm friends with. Yes, Rams, Bears, Bills, Eagles, Chargers, Texans,
damn straight, those are the winners here, So just right in,
lock it in. We didn't even get into the talk
about Mickey Rourke going like one hundred thousand dollars in
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rent Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
We got time and we got that.
Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
And I want to get into the films of Mickey
Rourke and other films that were not considered porn but
were the very movies you could watch like on HBO
when you were a kid, and like they kind of
were your intro into erotic films, like films that starred
real people, not like films that starred like you know,
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I don't know Gene Simmons wife, who was like in
all the soft Coore stuff. I'm talking like, Wow, what
is Bruce Willis doing in this movie? And why did
I just see his dongs? And a few of them
you do the man likes. Notably, there's a movie called
Color of Night where you see his dong in a
swimming pool. The fact that I rem remember these things
really says something. That's when there's a shower scen where
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he flipped around and you see it flopping.
Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Two.
Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
There's there's one with Kevin Bacon where you see his
hog too. You see Kevin Bacon's hog and Wild Things.
You see a lot of things in Wild Things. So
with Denise Richards and Nef Campbell, I remember back at
the end of the day when like the lesbian kiss
like that was like so like taboo. Well remember when
Brittany and Madonna kiss on the VMA. A big deal
about that, Remember the VMAs? Remember MTV rest in Power King?
(01:21:26):
All right, anyway, all that coming up. It is the
Josh Ennis Show. We appreciate you guys for listening, your
lovely people, and we will be back The.
Speaker 13 (01:21:34):
Josh Innis Show.
Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
One of six point seven.
Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
WLV Detroit's Wheels.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
I think of your favorite movie from when you were
a kid that was not a poor no but had
some wonderful whoopie scenes. We'll talk well a six points
seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James. So
Mickey Rourke, he the star of Nine and a half Weeks,
which was one of my all time favorite like movies
not actually good, but there's so much like like mainstream
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movie sex and it like back in the eighties and
mainstream movies you could just put like pretty close to
hardcore stuff in movies, you know. So I was a
young boy, I used to watch Nine and a half
Weeks like damn near religiously, like that was kind of
one of my things.
Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
There were a couple of them now and I need
you guys in on this now.
Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
So text text the word Josh and your message to
five one eight eight one. Now the rules for building
this mount rushmore of movies like mainstream movie sex scenes. Okay,
and I'm doing this in you know. It's Mickey Rourkey.
He's already raised, by the way, eighty five thousand dollars
on a GoFundMe. If you're a jerk that gives money
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to some deadbeat actor like Mickey Rourke so he could
pay his rent. Well, I guess I do appreciate nine
and a half weeks. So I bet that's okay. I'm
almost talking about that man for all that self pleasure
you gave yourself to his movies. I guess, so you
better give him a twenty Okay, I'll slide them a
couple bucks. Thank you for that weird seen with the
strawberries and the syrup and everything. Thank you, Mickey Rourke.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
But here's the rules.
Speaker 2 (01:23:09):
All right, we're gonna lay the groundwork here. You cannot
use actual adult films. Okay, so don't be like wella
Nolls No.
Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Showgirls, No Showgirls count counts.
Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Okay, here's why Showgirls counts because show Girls it's a
mainstream movie.
Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
It's raighted r right.
Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
I think show Girl it was really that will count
that because that's a mainstream movie. Jesse Spano is in
that movie. Gina Gershan is in that movie. That is
a mainstream, legit film. So Showgirls count, strip tease counts.
But movies that wouldn't count would be like anything that's
a skinemax movie. Soar no, Red Shoe Diaries, no Emmanuel,
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no Hot Springs Hotel, No Playmate of the Apes, which
was a legit soft core film that I used to
watch where the ladies had monkey heads on but were
nude adult bodies, human bodies of my attention. Playmate of
the Apes. Look it up, or I'll have to because
your computer won't allow you to. But I'll look up
play Made of the Apes and I'll show you the deats.
Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
But so it can't be that.
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
It can't be anything starring Gene Simmons Lady. What the
hell's Gene Simmons Lady's name?
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
What is her name?
Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
But you can't use her because you know she's like
the queen of the bad and tweets Shannon Tweed. You
can't use Shannon Tweed stuff. The rule is, I'm looking
for your favorite movie. You're basically your favorite mainstream movie
sex scene. Why am I bringing this up? Well, friends,
it's topical because Mickey Rourke, who is responsible for one
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of my favorites, basically the entire horrible movie called Nine
and a half Weeks, that has to count.
Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
You know, what, did you ever see.
Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Blown Away with the two Cory's and Nicole Eggert I
don't think so. I think it may be on one
of the platforms for free. Oh yeah, you should find
it and just fast forward through the movie. The movie
is pointless and stupid. Yeah, but you see Nicole Eggert.
You've seen the cole Egert Prime, the Cole Egert with
the two corries.
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Just the whole damn movie. There's just boning. It's elite.
It is elite.
Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I look, that's on my Mount Rushmore blown away. Okay,
but here's what I need from you. Shoot us a text.
Text the word Josh and your suggestion. We're trying to
build the Mount Rushmore of mainstream movie sex scenes, all right,
So text the word Josh and your message to five
one eight eight one. Your message will be the movie.
(01:25:35):
So whatever movie sex scene it is, like, do you
have one, James, Like, when.
Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
You think of it, what is time Cop? There's a
scene in Time Cop.
Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
Actually I haven't brought up right here or I believe
it's John Cloude Van Dams brought it up here.
Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Well, I didn't like I got the shots. Oh, because
I want to explain why this is so fascinating tonight.
Oh I see it because you could actually see a
little little bush that's important.
Speaker 3 (01:25:57):
So that was like, whoa, and I had that time.
Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
I'm memorized, so I knew where to put the DVD in,
where to go, so I could watch it over and
over and over. I even knew how many times it
click the reverse button on the DVD player to go
back to start right at the beginning of the scene,
because I'm very sure, but I love that scene because
you see a little little bush, very attractive lady.
Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
I think that's important. We've got bush. Yeah, that's important.
So that was something like I wasn't used to seeing
very often.
Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
No, that's key because you very rarely got the full
frontal in things movies.
Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
You never, I mean never got dude, full frontal.
Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
That was very rare.
Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
So like when you got a like a quick Kevin
bake and turn around in the shower, You're like, whoa,
it's it's footloose as dong. You're in the locker room
in any given Sunday, exactly.
Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
There's a lot of dongs out in that one.
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Yes, you but like full frontal on a lady, you'd
get more, you'd get more of that.
Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
But that's good. That's a solid one. So there's your
your suggestion. Here's the time cups. We've got bush. So
we got that.
Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
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Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Yeah, ladies, you want to talk about any of the
scenes you see with Tom Hardy and how disappointed you
where we saw how small this penis was exactly let
us know, let us.
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Know my day.
Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
We called it a beaver. And let me tell you something.
I snagged the pilter too.
Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Broke my wife's heart when I told her if small
Tom Hardy's wiener was. And then my roommate showed her
the videos of naked hurts time.
Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
I'm like, wait, that hurts? Why do you show my
way Tom Hardy naked me?
Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
There you go? All right, So text the word Josh
and your favorite mainstream movie love scene to five one
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Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
All right, my favorite, and it's a little bit cleaner
than you like.
Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
It's both of the sex scenes in Risky Business on
the train and when she first shows up and she's like,
are you ready for me, Ralph, And like, for whatever reason,
she leaves the door to the house open and all
these leaves start blowing in to the house, and I'm like, well,
you know, like you're gonna have to clean that up
after you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
But like that would be what would be on my mind.
Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
The whole time I'd be hooking up with Rebecca de Mornay,
and all I'd be thinking is.
Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
But right after this, I'm gonna have to get all
those leaves out of the house.
Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Gotta get them out before mom gets home because he's
gonna ask you why the leaves all over the house
and you can't tell her like, oh, by the way,
because I'm banging Rebecca de Mornay and I left the
door open because we were getting hot and heavy. Anyway,
I want to make love on a real train, all right,
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Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
You were playing something else when I hear them, like
what you You can't play those sounds? No, that's not it.
Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
Sorry, It's just every rose has its thorn, because every
bad boy has a soft sign. Well, those six point
seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show It's Josh and
James this Morning. Hey, the Pistons won again last night.
They moved the hell out of the Knicks. Man, they
smoked the Knicks. The Red Wings won. So despite the
fact the Lion's wayted everybody's time this year and are
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not in the playoffs, and despite the fact that the
Tigers blew it in the playoffs, hey there's hope for
the Pistons.
Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Now. Are the Pistons gonna win the whole thing? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Maybe not right, but like, is it a very realistic
possibility that they win the East?
Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Like, we're at that point now where Lions season is
over and we got to find something to pay attention
to for a while because the Lions are gone, and
we certainly don't want to watch Ben Johnson go off
and win big, which I don't think he's going to
do anyway, But like, we don't want to see that.
Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
So what do we do?
Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Well, I thought, that's why you're asking for everybody's favorite
mainstream movie love scenes.
Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
I have things to watch. I'm doing that, get by
our time. I'm doing that.
Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
But I think the Pistons have a legitimate chance they're
gonna win a playoff series, right, they were close last year.
They're gonna win a playoff series, and that'll be an
advance over last year. I think they're making it at
least to the Eastern Conference finals. And I look around
the East, and I'm like, who's all that good?
Speaker 16 (01:29:58):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
It's kind of like how you look.
Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
At the AFC and NFC this year in the NFL
and you're kind of like, Okay, who's legitimately really good?
Speaker 11 (01:30:06):
Like?
Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
And really there's a wide open field, right, Like, I
think the Rams are gonna win the Super Bowl, but
if the Eagles one, I wouldn't be shocked if the Bill.
Speaker 3 (01:30:15):
I'd be shocked if the Bills won, just because they
don't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
But in the AFC, if I were looking at you know, Patriots, Broncos, Texans,
all these teams kind of feel the same to me.
So whoever wins, it's not going to be a true shocker, right,
So maybe if the Panthers win, it'd be a shocker.
Other than that, around the NFL, there's not a true shocker.
I look around the NBA, and as is usually the case,
the West is better, right, so you'll have the joker
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with the Nuggets when he gets healthy, and you'll have
Oklahoma City, who's not playing well right now, but Oklahoma
City won the championship last year.
Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
They will be there.
Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
You would think Luca and Lebron can maybe figure out
a little something. I don't think they're gonna win the
whole thing, but they've got star power in LA.
Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
But then you look at the.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
East and you're like, well, okay, there's no Jason Tatum
with the Celtics, the Knicks. You damn near beat the
Knicks last year year and the Knicks were supposed to
be big ish last year, and you kept it tight.
If you don't drop a pass on the right wing,
maybe you hit.
Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
A three and extend that series.
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
You know, So if Malika Beasley doesn't drop that pass, So, like,
it's not going to be shocking when the Pistons advance.
And I think the Pistons are at least going to
the Eastern Conference finals, and you look around the East
and you're like, who's.
Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Better than them?
Speaker 5 (01:31:20):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Like that's not the Bucks, it's not the Bulls, the Knicks,
the celt I mean, who who is better than them? So,
like I'd argue the way things are trending right now.
It would be a disappointment if the Pistons didn't make
it to the Eastern Conference finals at least, So start
paying attention.
Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Start paying attention because.
Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
They're good and new, we're getting it, stay healthy, and
we're yes, and we're gonna see what they do at
the deadline. I think if they add another piece, if
they add like a legit player, like, they can win
the whole damn thing, or at least make it to
the finals. So start paying attention like they are legit.
The Pistons are, and the Red Wings are worth paying
attention to as well. Hockey's a different world, of course,
but like, start paying attention. These are two teams tams
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that are playing pretty well, and the Pistons are legitimately
a contender because the East is right there for him
and there they're kicking ass. So pay attention to these guys.
They're good.
Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
All right.
Speaker 2 (01:32:12):
Let's see some of these texts that people are sending
in as people talk about their favorite mainstream movie love scenes.
Because Mickey Rourke just got eighty five thousand dollars in
go fund me money to pay his rent, Because well,
I just think people really appreciate nine and a half weeks.
Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
I think that's what that is.
Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
That's masturbation residuals is what we'll call those. There are
just a bunch of dudes that are like forty five
years old that are like, I listen, I got my
masturbatory residual check in.
Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Maybe let's go to the olive garden. I feel like
I owe him.
Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
I feel like I owe Mickey Rourke a few bucks
in masturbation residuals.
Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
But Micky, go get yourself a big mac.
Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
The graduate, the graduate, look, I would disagree with that
only because, well, listen, if we're being real, there's nothing
really sex. I mean that's again, no, no, it would
be my answer to the graduate. Is it with Dustin Hoffman?
Or yes, that would be the Dustin Hoffman one. Let's
see the swimming pool scene and Showgirls, says Sergeant Sweeney. Uh,
(01:33:10):
let's see just this just says the best movie ever
made is Porky's. Remember the scene in Porky's where like
the lady in the in the gym they're going at
it and she like they call her the wolf or
whatever because she howls or the dog. I forgot what
they call her. But it's because and they're like, why
do they call her that? And you're like, I don't know,
And then you find out it's because when they're going
at it, she like howls and stuff. I'm not a
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huge Porky's guy, you know Porky's. This is the scene
where they're looking through the hole in the locker room, right, yes,
the peep hole in the shower. Yeah, let's see. Three
hundred was a suggestion on here Weird Science. There's no
sex scene in Weird Science, none, like like a PG movie.
To me, that was like such a tease. I remember
watching that as a young kid, just waiting.
Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
For boobs and you never like, the boobs aren't going
to come on?
Speaker 2 (01:33:58):
Well, you kind of got them when on the computer,
on the old school computer, when you're seeing like the
digital boobs. That's as close as you were going to
get there. How about Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Here's
the problem with the sex scenes and Fast Times at
Ridgemont High. If we want to dig into this here, Well,
isn't Mike de Moon really the only sex scene?
Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
There's two?
Speaker 2 (01:34:16):
No, there's the first sex scene of the movie, where
Stacy hooks up with Ron the stereo salesman at the
point okay, which I mean he's like in his twenties
and she's like fifteen, and it's very awkward. It's an
uncomfortable scene, Like it's not one that I would find hot. Now,
the lead up to the sex scene with Stacy and Demone,
that's solid. The problem is the.
Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
Actual sex scene isn't solid.
Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Like she gets naked, he gets naked, you get you
get the Jennifer Jason Lee action. It's nice, and then
it's a it's a comedic sex scene, so it's a
little bit different. The scene with VBK is coming out
of the pool money. Oh well, that's legendary. That is
it has been determined. There's no science behind this, but
that is the most rewound scene in VH has history.
(01:35:00):
There is an urban legend, if you want to say
it's an urban legend and whatever, that you would rent
fast times and that the tape would break up on
that scene because people rewound it and paused it so often.
Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
That's what people say.
Speaker 14 (01:35:14):
The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes
to thays laser praise. I mean, whatever happens, your toes
is still tappen and When you got that, then you
have the editor.
Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
D'emon knows you don't want to get me started on
fast Times. When I get going on fast Times, almost precedent,
I can almost precedent. That's like Demon. We gotta get
Damon on the show. Make that reach out. Try to
get Robert Romanez write this down. He's got to be
coming to some sort of comic con, because every week
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I see him at some comic con somewhere and like
people are meeting them and taking pictures. I gotta talk
to Dmon. That is a dream of mine. I want
to hang out with Sammy Hagar and on a much
lesser scale, I want to party with Demo. That's all
I want to do. The attitude indicates that you don't
care whether she comes, stays, laves or priat.
Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
I want you to want me the dream Police. Your
mama's all right, your dad.
Speaker 16 (01:36:13):
Is all right, but just seem a little bit weird.
Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
So but anyway, fast Times.
Speaker 2 (01:36:21):
So the sex scenes and fast Times are not nearly
as good as just the Phoebe Kates pool scene.
Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
I think we can all agree with that. So people
are sending in those tags.
Speaker 2 (01:36:29):
How about the threesome in the movie Wild Thing, says Eric, Hello, Eric,
that's solid.
Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
It's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Well, there's the pool scene, but then there's also the
scene when they we first find out spoiler alert that
the Matt Dillon character is in cohoots with the two
with the Nev Campbell and Denise Richard's characters and they
all hook up in that CD Hotel hot Damn.
Speaker 3 (01:36:51):
That was quality entertainment, right there, kiddes. Quality. But anyway,
so there you.
Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
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Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
That is Angel Aerosmith.
Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
I am a big fan of sellout eighties Aerosmith, so
that fits right in there. Permanent Vacation, Pump, get a
grip those three albums outstanding James, you prefer the seventies,
like Sweet Emotion Aerosmith or sellout like dude looks like
a lady. Arrowsmith'm probably more sellout dude looks like a lady,
but I'm more so like the Armageddon soundtrack.
Speaker 5 (01:37:46):
Well, I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
That's the ultimate sellout.
Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
Fun fact, my friend, that is the only number one
song Aerosmith ever had. We'll talk about is the top forty.
And I know this, and I've known this my whole life,
and this is so sad that I I knew this.
But when I was like twelve thirteen years old, that
movie came out, and I'm like freaking rocking out, you know,
crying at the theater like all that. Well, I went
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to a school dance and I didn't have any girls
that were into me, but there was the one girl
that didn't know she was as pretty as she was
so like she hung out with all of us bums,
you know that type of deal. And she danced with
me at a dance and that was that song. And
I had nothing to offer to this conversation to the dance.
I just go, hey, do you know that this is
Zerosmith's only number one song? She's no, I'm like, it
(01:38:34):
is so that gets the panties off. That's why I
got laid when I was you know, twenty five. Anyway,
how about green Day.
Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Now on wheels one.
Speaker 2 (01:38:45):
Of six point seven Detroit's wheels.
Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Wish you were here. That is Pink Floyd. I am Josh.
Welcome in everybody. Let's go to the phones.
Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
Hello wheels, Josh James, Good morning, what's up morning.
Speaker 16 (01:38:57):
It just seems like it was yesterday we were talking
about Ben Jonason coming to Detroit. Eighteen weeks later, I
kind of enjoyed watch him get his ass beat.
Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Well, look, I enjoyed that too, but at the end
of the day, the wind didn't matter so like, it
didn't mean anything, and it actually pissed me off watching
the Lions actually play well after spending weeks and weeks
of playing terribly.
Speaker 16 (01:39:18):
Yeah, I just I don't know, just happen to see
Ben Johnson on the sidelines all year, you know, on
a different team. I mean, I go back to week
one when everyone was seeing half Ben Johnson just his
smug looked that.
Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
He had like he was better than everybody. Well, I mean,
I hate to tell you this, but until proven otherwise,
he is better than you.
Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
So we'll see next year how well they actually really are.
Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Well, no, I don't think they're any good at all.
But still they're in the playoffs and the Lions are
sitting at home. So Ben Johnson wins, I'd rather.
Speaker 16 (01:39:47):
I'd rather see the Packers knock him out, let him
eat crow and have his humble.
Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Pie, I say, and thank you for the call.
Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
I don't understand what humble pie the guy has to eat.
He left for a head coaching job, and he's got
a team that sucked last year into the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
Second your quarterback, Like, I don't get it. That's where
I'm struggling, Like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
You don't have to like the guy, and I get
the idea that it annoys you that he left the
Lions and took a head coaching job. All the gall
of that guy and I whatever. It seems like he's
taking some sort of facial expressions to heart. No, No,
he has an a hole face like Ben Johnson has
resting bitch face.
Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
Like you just look at him. He just looks. I
get it.
Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
I agree with you. There's a smug look, caller. I
agree that he has a look about him that's unlikable. Fine,
but he's in the playoffs and the Lions are sitting
at home. And I've also not heard or seen anything. Right,
go on, I think that he's got to eat his crow.
For what what crow does Ben Johnson have to eat?
You know, his team's in the freaking playoffs. He looks
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like he was the reason why you were in the playoffs.
So like, I don't know, Like I understand having Petty's
sports hates, Like like I root for the Saints, right,
I grew up in Louisiana. Hate Sean Payton. You might go, well, Josh,
Sean Payton won the Super Bowl with the Saints. The
only success the Saints have ever had is with Sean Payton.
Why do you hate him? Because he left and.
Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Now we suck and now he's in Denver and they're great. Right,
I lot of people hate Stafford too, and I get.
Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
And I understand that part of it, Like I get
sports fan irrational hate, right, Like I hope Denver lose.
I think Denver's gonna lose in their first playoff game,
and I will enjoy it because in my years of
rooting for the Saints, you know what the Saints would do.
Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
They would lose playoff games. They were not supposed to lose.
Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
So because of that, I want Sean Payton to do
the exact same thing he did in New Orleans without
winning the Super Bowl, of course, and do all that
same stuff, like lose to random quarterbacks you shouldn't lose to,
like Kirk Cousins or or Alex Smith.
Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
That's what I'm wanting to see.
Speaker 2 (01:41:44):
So I get irrational sports hate, but I'd aim that
hate more so at the people who aren't getting the
job done here versus Ben Johnson, who's getting the job
done there. That's who I would point my I would
point the hate of the people that didn't add the
better players. I would point the hate at five turnovers
(01:42:05):
from the quarterback in a must win game like those
are the things I would point my hate ad But
I'm also very good at hating my own teams' That's
how I am.
Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
I get angry.
Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
So so I I get it, and I don't like
I look just for the fact that it's the Bears.
I don't want the Bears to win, but they're also
playing the Packers. You're losing either way. Somebody that we
hate is gonna win.
Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 5 (01:42:27):
All Right?
Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
So Josh Ennis Show, Detroit's Wheels, Jos Show, six point
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Speaker 2 (01:42:35):
Detroit's Wheels, Master of Puppets, Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Show,
Josh and James This Morning. So James has built his
moneyline parlay for the playoffs, and I'm gonna put the
bed in on DraftKings probably, and uh that if you're
looking to tail us in gambling parlance, if you're looking
to tail our play here, here's what we got. We're
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gonna go with the Rams, the Bears, the Bills, the Eagles,
the Chargers, and the Texans, Yes sir. And if all
six of those teams win in this parlay, it's like
plus twenty five hundreds. So again, you put fifty bucks,
you'd win like twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 7 (01:43:15):
On that.
Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
You put ten bucks, you'd win like two hundred and
fifty bucks. Okay, that's what we're looking at here. So
that is our money line parlay. If you want to
tail James, and mind you, James, how much would you
say you know about sports?
Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
Not much? There you go. So that's the key here.
Speaker 2 (01:43:30):
You're following someone who's admitted sports knowledge is not much.
You're essentially following a blind man along a winding path
in the mountains where you could easily fall off the edge.
But I'm the blind man. But you could also maybe
guide them somewhere. You could have blind man. It could
be other census jangri law, you could it could be
(01:43:51):
you could have heightened other senses.
Speaker 3 (01:43:52):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (01:43:53):
So it's possible. And also if you do win some money,
I will take thanks in the forms of Taco Bell
gift cards. Oh oh, I send them straight to the
iHeart studio to my attention.
Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
My man likes his Taco Bell. How do you feel
about Del Taco? I like Del Taco. It's here's what
I've picked up because you know, in the previous places
I've lived there no Del Tacos. And I'm not trying
to dump on Del Taco Like. It's got some things
that are unique about it that are different. These are
crinkle fries. Yeah, they put you know, fries in a
burrito Cali style.
Speaker 5 (01:44:21):
All that.
Speaker 2 (01:44:22):
My issue that I have is I feel like the
tacos themselves, like the meat very bland. There's not like
favor Like Taco Bell has a distinct flavor in the meat,
like you know, it's Taco Bell. I don't find that
Del Taco has like that great flavor. For me, Del
Taco would be my choice if I'm in the mood
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for a burrito.
Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
I agree. I feel like the burritos are superior. It's
the Taco Bell burritos.
Speaker 2 (01:44:47):
I'm also let down by the fact that that the
sauce from last year at Taco Bell isn't a permanent thing.
Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Taco Bell is great at giving you something that's.
Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
Amazing, taking it away, you know why, because then they
bring it back and get you back in.
Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
That's true. Almost.
Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
It was like a red sauce. The BA was on
like some taco and there was like a red sauce
that was fantastic. It was spicy and amazing. It may
have been I forgot what it was, but it went away.
It was last year, and I just kept getting it
every day. It was on some special taco on the
it was on the beery of Taco with some sort
of special taco and burrito. It was like the Chipotle
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chicken something. I forgot what it was, and it was amazing,
and I would get it all the time, and then
one day just wasn't there anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:45:27):
The drive through and.
Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
You're like, oh, look at the baja whatever. Oh no,
I'm sorry, oh yo, what it was? They kept a
version of it, but without the spicy sauce.
Speaker 5 (01:45:35):
I like them.
Speaker 3 (01:45:35):
I want that garbage.
Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
I want a spice.
Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
I want my bee hole to be on fire. Damn it,
Taco Bell, you should know this. They're they're gonna letting
you down with the kings of fiery be holes.
Speaker 5 (01:45:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
It was almost as let down as I was when
McDonald said, we're bringing the Chicken Tenders. But they weren't
the Chicken Selects. The Chicken Selects were an elite, an
elite fast food item. The Chicken Selects, like the breading
on them was great. The ones they have now are
not good. No, they're just not like you as well.
Just punt them, punt them out of here, because I
need the old school Chicken Selects back in my belly.
Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
I'm just with the nugs.
Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
I do like the nugs, but what worries me is
every now and then you'll get like a weird piece
in the nug and then it turns me off for
weeks and don't want the nugs anymore. Just the risky
take when you get the nugs. I guess it's better
than when it wasn't all white. Met Remember when the
nuggets would have like black stuff, and then you'd be like,
I don't want this. I'm not here for these nuggets.
Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
They turned it around.
Speaker 5 (01:46:30):
They did.
Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Look, I'm not trying to rip on McDonald's here, but
like we need the og chicken selects. Give me the
og chicken selects or give me death. Take that, Ronald run,
I'll salute it.
Speaker 3 (01:46:43):
Ronald.
Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
All right, it's the Josh Ennis Show and the Chili
Peppers one of six points seven Detroit Its wheels, Josh
Ennis Show, Josh and James getting out of here today,
off to face the world. My wife like poured grease
down the sinks. And because I get our house, we
don't have a dish garbage disposal or a dishwasher, which
I did not know when I rented the house. Which
(01:47:04):
when you live with a dishwasher and garbage disposal your
whole life, it really is evident when you don't have it.
Bet like, I just don't eat at home because I
refuse to do dishes. How much cramp is in the
little thing in your sink?
Speaker 5 (01:47:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:47:18):
Tons, yeah, it sucks. So then she was like straining
some like bee for something, and I think it clogged
the pipes or something. So now we got to get
a plumber out there, because like the sinks all clogged up.
Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
Don't tell the landlord, don't the grease down the drain,
though I won't. Here's the good news. She doesn't listen. Okay,
good I.
Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
Don't think, I hope not. Wouldn't that be something? We
have eight listeners in one of them. Landlord that I
never told I worked on the phone just went off.
I think she said, is this you Josh? Are you
the Josh that lives at this address? Did your wife
pour the grease down the drain?
Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
The jig is up?
Speaker 16 (01:47:58):
The jig.
Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
He's up.
Speaker 3 (01:48:02):
But uh, the jig was up.
Speaker 5 (01:48:06):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:48:06):
If only you had one of the screens, we could
play drops instead of find it on your machine to
play it.
Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
I know I scroll a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
There you go, but anyway, all right, we're getting out
of here. Laura is up next. She will play some
rock and roll music for you and keep you entertained
for the rest of the uh well, the morning slash afternoon,
and then Rob Brandt will be in here and he
will do the exact same thing, but in the afternoon
and we will see you Manyana.
Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
This is the Josh in his show on one.
Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
Who's six point seven double
Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
LLZ Detroit is Reeels
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