Seems Like Something That Only Happens in a Third World Country

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wull Z Detroit one O six point seven Detroit's.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Wheels and I are radio station guaranteed human and we
are those humans Josh and James. It is the Josh
in his show. What's going on? Everybody? James?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
How are you out of breath? I just run just ran.
I don't know, ten feet in the hole.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, well that'll do it that way. Sometimes it'll get
you worn out.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I get it. It's already kind of warming here. We're
gonna have to take my hoodie off here in a minute.
Oh promise.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, we're fat, Yes, I am, we are. We are
two fat bums, two radio fat bum jamoke ath dudes
and you want to see a radio bud all the
post the truthless pix leader.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Tone threaten these people with a good time, James. But
we're glad you guys are with.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Us today on this Thursday, almost Christmas? What are we
a week away from Christmas?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
That's fun. It's good shopping done?

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Or get Sandy Claus on the phone and let him
know what you want.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Get my shop and started. I guess, go see him
at the mall.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I'm in a good position because I think me and
my wife just decide not to get each other anything,
and then we just get our dog a couple of
gifts for him to open. There you go, We wrap
them up and wrapping paper and just let him dig
through them. That is a nice and range. It is
because like at some point, I guess you hit a
stage where you're like, well, you know what, maybe if
I start making more money, at some point, I'll surprise
you with something nice. But you know, at this point,

(01:34):
I'm like, eh, whatever. Every time I get my wife
something nice and he stands up in a drawer or
in a closet in another room. So, yeah, presents are
kind of worthless. I mean they really are. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
My dad always used to send me things.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
He give me presents like socks and stuff, and he'd
be like, Josh, it's a practical gift and I wouldn't
think anything of it at the time. But I'll tell
you what I used all freaking year was the socks.
Ye tell you what I didn't use as the giant
box had junk. My dad sends me now for Christmas,
like he's my Dad's.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Not no gifts that he finds.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
He's not like an old man because he's in his
late fifties.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
But like he does old man things, like for.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Christmas, he just finds whatever he can find in that
little section of every store that's right by the register. Okay,
like the five dollars in less yeah, Or.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Like if you go to like a TJ.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Max and now they have the tables set up in
the front where there's like gifts that you know Dad
will like, and it's like like I don't know, like
a mini golf thing for your house, or like like
a pocket game with like yeah, or like here's like
a game where like you shoot a basketball into his
shot glass like pop a shot, but for doing basketball
shots and you know, dumb stuff like that. So I'll

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get a giant box of junk and I tell my dad,
I'm like, I don't want to junk. If you're gonna
send money, send money, that's fine, or send me something useful.
I have so many thousand piece puzzles that I'm never
gonna put together, Like, Dad, what have I ever shown
any interest in putting together a puzzle? I have never
once said, you know what, Dad, I do, But like
when you call me, you're like, what's you up to?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Now?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Once have I ever been like, hey Dad, Oh, I'm
glad you called, But I'm in the middle of putting
together a thousand piece puzzle of the Ropers.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
I've never done that. A Three's companies.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That were as television stars of the nineteen eighties puzzle,
I've never done that. Why would you ever believe that
that is something I want? One year you had a
box of it was a puzzle. It was like a
random baseball team couch cover. Like, what have I ever
said I want a couch cover. I'm not gonna fix. Like,
here's this for a TV you don't even like her.

(03:38):
Here's a Tampa Bay Ray's couch cover. Here's like random,
like your metal mug for coffee. I'm like, up until
a week ago, I didn't even drink coffee. And then
you'll just and then he'll send me some sort of
knickknack from something he's in. So like two years ago,
I got a foam iron Claw promotional toy. So like

(03:59):
like when you go to a bay Fall game and
there's a foam finger, yeah, well there was an iron
Claw foam hand in the wrestling movie.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, the Iron Claw Wrestling movie. I'm like, cool, Thank you, Dad.
I appreciate it because.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
When I hear Iron Claw. Oh that sounds like a
cool little like a hand accessory. It makes it look
like I got a giant claw from a hand. But no,
I realized, Yeah, it's just it's the phone. There's just
a foam hand doing this from the movie The Iron Claw.
But every year he sends me, you know, socks, I'll
wear the damn socks.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
I get mileage out of the socks.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, at this point, I don't mind socks.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Socks in underwear always need to me too.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
The place you anywhere, it's something with my thighs where
it's like my underwear looks like it's been run through
like a cheese grater.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, you know, I think it's just my chuppy thighs
rupping together.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Do that.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
The way I see it is like as you get older,
like the less interested you are in gifts and the
more interested you are, and like, hey, can I use that?
You know, like somebody gets you like a random tool set.
When you're like twenty, you're like, this is stupid. But
then if you're like forty, you're like, you know what,
I might use that toolset.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
You can do it, Thank you, Honda, Hey Peerman, All right,
anybay welcome in everybody. So here's one for you.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
As we get rocked and loaded this morning, we're going
with a little slow jam to start things. Now. This
is a song by a supergroup called Damn Yankees. Perhaps
you've heard of them. They're a band that needs to
get back together and hit the road again. Of course
Tommy Shaw, Jack Blades and the Nude. Now. I think
this song is actually better than the bigger power ballad hit,

(05:25):
which is high enough.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
This song is called where are You Going Now? On
wheels the Josh It is show.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
All right. So last night the Red Wings were losers
four to one at home to the Utah Mammoth. Mammoth
I liked it better when they called them the Utah
Hockey Club.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
I just thought that was more charming for some reason.
But what are they going to be called? Like the
yetti There's something and then they couldn't. I think the
Yetties would have been a much cooler name than the Mammoth.
I would have gone.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I think there was something charming about hockey club, just
like I like Washington when they were the Washington football
team instead of the Washington Commanders. I don't know, like
there's something something sort of elegant. I guess very soccer
is it is?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
And I like that.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I kind of dig that vibe. Usually soccer, it's just
whatever city football club is it. You're correct. Now there's
some that are like, you know, the I mean there's
Manchester United, but I mean it's not like they have
like an actual nickname, although I think they're called like
the Reds or something that's like their nickname that people call.
I think that's Manchester United. I'm trying to think if

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there are any that actually have well, the there's the
Tottenham hot Spur. Now it's Tottenham hot Spur the name
of the town and its entireties, or just Tottenham. Is
the hot Spur like an actual mascot? Or is Tottenham
hot Spur an actual whole place hot spur? Let's see.
I think it's a place, is it?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Well?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Okay, the whole I, as God is my witness, I've
always assumed that they were Tottenham, and then there was
just like they were the Tottenham Hotspur. No, I think
it is. I think that's okay, there's Tottenham. Okay, Tottenham
is the name of the town. Now we're getting deep
into EPL soccer talk here. I think that they're just

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called the Tottenham Hotspur, the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club or
the Spurs as it were, So yeah, they are. They're
named after like cocks. Oh, Like their logo is like
a rooster type of deal, and he's got like a
spur on there, so he's ready to cockfight. Oh, they
or play English Premier League soccer. All that said, that's

(07:40):
a whole lengthy way around letting you know that I
think Utah Mammoth is stupid and I think they should
roll with just Utah Hockey Club because I found that
to be charming.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Now, outside of that, locally.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
There was nothing interesting going on yesterday in the world
of sports. Tonight you get the Rams at Seattle, and
this one really doesn't have any real bearing on anything
that happens with the Lions. I guess if you're looking
for one thing, Seattle would clinch a playoff spot tonight
if they beat the Rams. I do not believe they
are going to beat the Rams, but even though they're

(08:14):
at home, it's obviously a gigantic game for them. But
I think the Rams are gonna win because I think
the Rams are better. And at some point Sam Donald
turns back into a pumpkin, because that's what happened last
year in Minnesota and that's what's going to happen in Seattle.
So either Sam Donald, it might be this week, it
might be next week, might be in the playoffs once
they get in.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
But Sam Donald's gonna throw like three or four picks.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Hell, he did it a couple of weeks ago, and
he's going to turn back into a pumpkin because he's
still Sam Donald.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
And that's it.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
That's all she wrote. I don't believe is taking in
our little Cinderella. Well, correct, I think he's going to
turn back into a pumpkin. But they do clinch at
least a playoff spot with a win. The Rams, I believe,
have already clinched a playoff spot.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Now, Seattle can clinch one of those seven playoff spots
in the NFC with a win tonight. If they lose
and then the Lions lose as well this weekend, it
doesn't eliminate the Lions, but that would also just put
Seattle in the playoffs because the max number of wins
the Lions can get as eleven, and currently Seattle has
eleven wins, so a loss from the Lions would mean

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they can only get ten wins. There's no way they
could catch Seattle. But they're not going to catch Seattle.
I don't see a scenario where Seattle falls off a
cliff totally. I just I got to look at their schedule,
but I know they play this one tonight against the Rams,
which I think they are going to lose, and then
you look at the rest of their schedule.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
They've got the Panthers.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Who are fighting for a playoff spot in the forty
nine ers. So look, it's not unfathomable to think that
the last two games of the year, which are road
games for the Seahawks, could be losses.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
I don't think that's going to happen, but it could.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
All that matters is the damn Lions need to go
win all their games and hope for the best.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
That's the best you can do right now, and that
is sports.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Speaking of sports, we've got Pistons tickets coming up at
eight twenty five, and we've got other tickets.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
It's coming up in Santa Sack.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Like yesterday when I was listening, we gave away Motley
Crewe tickets. Those would be fun tickets to have, But
listen to the nine o'clock hour for your first shot
at scoring the tickets in Santa Sack.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
We have a lot of stuff to get into.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Today, by the way, so I'm gonna shut up, get
to these commercials and get right back to the action
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Speaker 4 (10:20):
He's the Josh Innis Show on one of six point
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Speaker 3 (10:26):
One of six point seven Detroit's wheels. That is bon
Jovi and living on a prayer. Of course.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
His daughter in law is Milly Bobby Brown. She goes
by Bonnie Brown, bon Giovi or something like that. Now
she's no longer Milly Bobby Brown. I think he's Milly
Bonnie bon Giovanni. Okay, fair enough. I just know her
as the chick that sells underpants on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, that's what I know her as I know her
has eleven from Stranger Things.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Well, I didn't watch Stranger Things, so I don't have to.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Have those weird, creepy thoughts in my mind.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Friend, That's that's good. The man who doesn't watch Stranger
Things is the victor because he doesn't have to think
of somebody when they were eleven years old. He gets
to think of them when they're twenty two selling underfants
on the internet.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Hay, so you don't get that visual of her with
a shaved head wearing some sort of weird is like.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
A nightgown, like a pink nightgown exactly. Cot. I watched
one episode of that crappy show and I hated it.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
That's what my hottest take.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Everybody was like, if you love the nineteen eighties and
nineteen eighties horror movies, oh, you're gonna love Stranger Things.
And then I watched an episode of it. I'm like,
I don't want to watch this. This show sucks.

Speaker 3 (11:30):
Oh man, No.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
The first season, like the first episode sucked me in,
like I was in with it. The fifth season is
the is the season right now? The last one that off?
By the way, Like, how do they so obviously these
kids have grown throughout the show, so how old are
they supposed to be in the show?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Then?

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Well, I think now, Like, so this final season is
supposed to take place farther in the future to accommodate
the aging of the actors. But I gotcha, they've lost
my interest. They took too long to put that fine
all the thing it felt like that happened to me
with Ozark really dug Ozark for a while, and then
it felt like Ozark didn't come out for way too long.
When you're doing a show that's really deep and it's

(12:07):
got a lot of layers and a lot of characters
and a lot of drama, you can't wait like months
and months and months, like you just got to pump
it out and let's.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Go because you lose me.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
And then I don't want to have to go back
and rewatch a bunch of stuff like this land Man, right,
so land Man. I finished that at the first season,
it felt like two weeks ago, yeah, the Billy Bob
Thorne show. And then almost instantly it's back again, and
I'm like, all right, that's good. I felt like Ozark
took for forever to get back, and I'm like, I
don't And if we're being fair about shows like Ozark,

(12:37):
I understand you want to keep these shows on as
long as possible because they presumably make you money, although
I don't fully understand the money model at like a Netflix, like, yeah,
it's something to do with cash on hand, yeah, and
cash coming in, cash going on. I don't get it either.
I have no I don't know how it all works
and Sandler billion so bad. I have no clue like

(12:59):
how they judge if Adam Sandler's success. I guess they'll say,
like Billy More Happy Gilmore two was the most stream
movie on Netflix ever, Well that's great, but like, how
does that make you money? That's my question. I'm not
trying to be a dick. I just legitimately don't know.
But like like a show, like like I know you
want to keep Ozark.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
On, well, Ozark.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
The problem is there's only so many times they can
just narrowly escape getting killed by the mobsters until you're like,
all right, now it's stupid, Like okay, they.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Got out of it again.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Oh no, Jason Bateman's about to get killed by the
mom and then oh boy didn't get.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Killed by the mob I think that's the issue with
almost every show though, Like Sons of Anarchy was like that,
Well did you ever watch Californication?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I did? Not one of my favorite shows ever, but
at some point it's the same surgery guys. No, no, no,
Californication is with David Coveney. Okay, so David Dukeveny is
like this you know this writer, and he's constantly like
hooking up with the hottest chicks ever, but he's also
in love with his ex girlfriend, and like every season
it's the same story, like he's almost back together with her.

(14:02):
Then at the end it seems like they get back together,
but op spoiler alert, he did something stupid and now
they're not back together again, and then another season. It's
a great show, and I watched every season of it
because I thought Dukeveny was fantastic in the show. It's
just he is my hero, like I want to be
David Dukeveny in Californiacas all that said, at some point
you're like, oh, oh, they're gonna get back together. Ye

(14:24):
oh nope, Oh he did something dumb again. You know.
That's and that's the reason why like sitcoms are better
because sitcoms you just get situations, right, Like I never
got tired of watching The King of Queens because it
was just twenty two minutes of situations and then a
new situation. There was very little storyline from episode to episode.
It was just a new situation, and that's what made

(14:46):
it lovely. I'm so happy that you're like, you're confident
enough to let people know that you were into King
of Queens because I feel like if you were to
tell somebody, like a critic, you like King of Queens.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
They'd laugh at you. Well, I don't care what critics think.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
I thought King Queens. This is a great show too.
King of Queens is to me top five sitcom of
all time, and easily top two or three, like it
depends on how you judge a sitcom in the two thousands,
like I think Arrested Development is a brilliant show, fantastic
and not the stuff they put on Netflix. Leg all
it was very different, completely different, so bad. But the

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first really the first two seasons. The third one was
also weird with the British eyes only and all that.
The first two seasons of Arrested Development or two of
the funniest show kiss and so it's weird because I
can like that kind of humor, which is obviously a
lot more narrow humor that you kind of have to
go like huh to get it. But I also really
love King of Queens and like I hate everybody loves Raymond,

(15:41):
I hate ray Romano. I hate him. See I don't
I don't mind everybody. I just not my favorite. But
I can watch it and then enjoy it. But it's
also like, I don't like the Office, but I really
love parks and recreation, which is just a ripoff of
the office. See, I started a parks and rec fan.
I love parks and rec I didn't care for the
Office at all. But then I went back and I
watch the Office, and I'm like, now I appreciate it,

(16:02):
but it makes me very uncomfortable to some of the
situations that Michael Scott is in and I picture that
happening nowadays. Oh my god, that makes it good, you know,
because the world was a better place it was. You know,
we used to live in a world where a guy
in a in whoa wow, sits on our face a

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little Freudian slip, talks about a woman pooping on a
car earlier than this morning, that a woman should sit
on his face, And.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Then we wouldn't even think twice of it. You know,
the world was a different place.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
That was.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
That was incredible. It's even sadder though, is it, Like
we're all adults for the most part here, and the
fact that you have to be concerned that.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Oh my god, the S word almost made it onto
the air. Oh no, what do we do?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Like the s word now was common common use on
like Basic Cable, Basic Comedy. We have to sit here
and giggle, like the most offensive thing ever to like,
oh my god, can you believe that? For me, it's
just funny because if you're just talking about a woman,
and yeah, we'll get into it because there's a follow
up on a story about a woman who pooped on
a car. But anyway, so all that said, I'm glad

(17:12):
that you agree. Then, like I think Arrested Development's one
of the greatest shows that I love that show. Yeah,
I love Modern Family. Modern Family, fantastic, amazing show. And
it started to fall off once everybody started having all
these kids. They got more about like the cuteness and
the funniest of little kids. Yeah, you were changeing little
but still fantastic show. Correct. But then like those are
critical darlings, like Modern Families are critical darling, and the

(17:34):
rest of developments are critical darling. But then I also
just love dumb shows like King of Queens. Like I
don't know that I laugh harder at a show then
I laugh at King of Queens. And it's episodes I've
seen seven, eight, nine times. I'll just put them on
and I laugh my ass. I love when it's just
like a marathon, or even that might even be a
chan just King of Queen. There's a King of Queen's marathon,

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like I'm CMT or somewhere.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
But I agree, like people have to talk.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Tell me you like not a guilty pleasure because I
hate the term guilty pleasure. If you like something, you
like it, like guilty pleasure is a like a dopey
thing that like you do on a man type show
where you're like, oh, my guilty pleasure is I like.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Gird wear nylons.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Yeah, there's a gym. You know what if you like nylons,
you like nylons or the damn nylons. Right, But what
I would say is this, And if you want to
get in, shoot us a text. Text the word Josh
and your message to five one eight eight one. What
is a show that you find hysterical TV? You can
put movies in there too. Something you find hysterical. All
your buddies crap on you. They're like, that's stupid, that's
a lame show. Nobody likes that show. Like, how do

(18:35):
you find that funny?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
To me? Like King of Queens?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
I get that from a lot of people, They're like,
King of Queens is not funny. I'm like, what planet
are you on? Then you have to ask me, did
you actually sit down and watch the show? Are you
just making assumptions based on whatever, you know, the network
it was on, and that that type of thing. Correct,
Maybe you just have a Kevin James And look, Kevin
James makes a lot of bad stuff now, like almost
everything he makes is awful, But he's a likable guy.

(19:01):
And that's what I dig about him is he's a
likable guy and King of Questions. But Kevin James, that
make King of Queens? What makes King of Queens? As Arthur,
you know, Jerry still Jerry Stilly in the same way
The Coach, which is Guarantees the show you don't watch
but Coach from the early nineties on ABC. It was
a football show where Hayden Fox the coach and that's
Craig t Nelson and Luther Van dam is the defensive

(19:23):
coordinator on the team. It's Jerry Vandyke and he is spectacular.
So Jerry Vandyke and Jerry Stiller are arguably the two
greatest secondary characters supporting characters in the histories of sitcoms.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Okay, and they're two of my favorites and I love those.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
For me, for a show to be funny, I need
like the wacky old man that does wacky old man stuff,
like as the third character on the show. Because King
of Queens and Coach are like my two all time
favorite shows. Ain't nothing wrong with that. I started watching
Two and a Half Men. I've never watched it, and
I'm like, that's kind of funny.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
There's a lot of funny stuff in that show.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
So anyway, I know, right, I want to text text the
word Josh and your message to five one eight eight one.
Tell me a show, a movie, whatever. It could be
a band, even something that you love. But your buddies
are like, I don't get it. Why do you dig that?
Like opening it up to everything. Yeah, it could be anything,
not just TV shows, movies, music, TV whatever. It is
something you dig and all your buddies are like, I

(20:19):
don't get it. Look, why do you find this funny?
Text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one. We've got sports coming up, all right,
So there's an interesting thing going on at Ohio University.
They fired their football coach for what they call serious
professional misconduct. Oh now there's reports about what this serious
professional misconduct is. When you hear what this is, you

(20:42):
let me know if you think this is a fireable offense. Okay,
we will do that in sports. That's coming up. It's
the Josh Ennis.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Show, Joshnis Show one oh six point seven WLLZ.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
De trois an art radio station.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Guaranteed you mo that is us. Tell us that it's
human nature.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Why breaking news? I am an android is kidding? Machine
gun jumblies? How did I miss those? Baby Josh Ennis
show man? I got a text here from someone who says,
for me, my favorite show has always been Curb Your Enthusiasm.
It never got bad. It didn't. It wasn't always as good.

(21:27):
But what made it work is like they didn't try
to spit out seasons every calendar year, like you might
go two three years without a season of Curb.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
And then bang.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
It's kind of like it dependent on if Larry David.
It felt like making a.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Show correct, and that's the way it should be.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
You shouldn't be in a situation where you're forced to
do stuff that you're not feeling or eastbounding down.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
I don't know that I wouldn't say that it got bad, but.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
I do think it tailed off because I think they
forced another season of it. Yep.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I think the vice principal show he did was okay.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
So I think a first half the first season and
I thought it was really funny, but then I also
got back into it. I think The Righteous Gemstones also
kind of tailed off one. There were great parts of
every show and every season of it, but I didn't
enjoy it as much in the last season as I
did in the first couple. But what happens is the

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premise is great, and then you have to find ways
to expand the premise, and sometimes it gets so outrageous
on a show that.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
You're like, Okay, I don't really want to watch this anymore.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Like I'll tell you where the King of Queens died,
and it was in its last season when they're trying
to have a baby and they're almost getting divorced, I'm like,
what do we do it here? It's too real life?
Why are we getting serious with Doug and carry?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Like I don't want to go.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
I'm not here to watch them get divorced, like going
to marriage counseling, Like when we go from like any
money is playing saxophone in your living room to Doug,
I think we might get a divorce. And I'm being serious,
not just wacky situation comedy divorce, not just I'm making
fun of you for being a big fat oaf getting divorced,
but like, legit divorce. And I'm like, where did this?
I'm from? I need asked for this, not here for

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the dose of real life. I'm here for fake situation
comedy for him. This whole conversation, by the way, was
born of me mentioning bon Jovi's daughter in law is
Millie Bobby Browning's become a whole discussion about this, all right?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Sports coming up? In sports, we have.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Another college football scandal. This one's in Ohio and Ohio University.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Their football coach, a.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Gentleman by the name of Brian Smith, is no longer.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Their football coach.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
He was fired for serious professional misconduct. What it's being
alleged as on the internet. You have to tell me
if you think that's a fireable offense, if you think
it's what they consider serious professional misconduct? Is he putting
eno butter truck the book eyes somewhere they don't belong.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
No, he was not that is not the case, all right,
so we.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Will have that coming up for you in sports. Later on,
we have a follow up to a story that happened
before you and I were here. But there was a
lady that pooped on somebody's call are in a road
rage incident in Philadelphia and Delaware County, which is a
super trashy place in Philadelphia, so I dug it. But
there's a follow up now to that story about the

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woman pooping on the cars, so we'll have that for
you as well.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
But right now we have got ACDC the josh it
Is show, alright, So.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Here's the story about this coach at Ohio which I've
never heard of the guy because like, you can give.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Me a million dollars and a million.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Guesses to guess who the head football coach at Ohio
University is. And I couldn't tell you, not until I
read this story, but his name was Brian Smith.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Is Ohio University one of those online colleges, No, it's
a llegit college. Yeah, he's actually the head coach at
DeVry Institute.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Isn't like like a Delaware State college or something that's
like an online school.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
There's the University of Phoenix.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
That's an online school. There is one in Delaware. I
forgot what it's called. But there is another one that's
just an online school. I see the commercials for it
all the time. What the hell is the name of
that dopey online college. It's like Western Delaware something. I
know what you're talking about. But there's university s NHU
snooz that Southern New Hampshire University.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yes, that is an online only institution.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
I'm the football coach at the online only institute.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
So what do you got?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
You guys play MADD And he's like, yeah, coach my
players and how to play better at MAD.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
I put a headset on you know, I sit in
a booth.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I uh, speaking of football coaches, did we ever get
an update on the Didland football coach?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Did he kill himself? I haven't seen they ever found it.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I think they gave up on him. Well, we'll get
our investigative reporters on him and see what we can find.
But anyway, Brian Smith is the former coach at Ohio University.
He was fired for serious professional misconduct participating in activities
that reflect unfavorably on the university. What did he do allegedly, well,

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Ohio Athletic Director Slade Larshide.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Now that's a name, Lade. It's a badass name.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Sounds like a superhero.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
If I have a kid, I'm gonna name him Slade.
Or it might be slow a slid. Maybe he's a
smooth operator.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Ohio Athletic Director Slade Larshyde and other administrators met with
Smith on November twenty fourth over an allegation that he
violated the university and contractual policy related to quote, alcohol
and other drugs. According to his personnel file, Smith reportedly
acknowledged storing alcohol in his office desk and that he

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had consumed alcohol in his office after normal business hours.
He also, per the Athletic, acknowledged that on occasion, a
few assistant coaches all over age of twenty one, joined
him privately in his office after games for a single
drink of bourbon.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
He got fired for that, allegedly.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
That's now, who knows, maybe he was out bone in
a you know, a student or an assistant or something,
because this seems like an outrageous thing to fire or
somebody over I mean, Mojo's got an entire bar in
a studio.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
It was an entire bar in the other studio I
worked at too, there wasn't my old studio.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
So I mean, I get radio is different than college athletics,
but I feel like coaches like there's always but these
are in These are adult men.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I think.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Even when I work for the hockey team, one of
the guys had a bottle in his desk. So I'd
like to know, like when the world changed to the
point where men had to stop being men and having
some bourbon after a hard day's work or after a
victory at Ohio University. Alright, let's do some shots. Now.
You go and tell Don Draper that he can't have
his drink while he's out there making pitches for Coca Cola.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You tell Don Draper that.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I don't want to be the one to break that news.
I don't know that I want to live in a
world where a football coach can't have a glass of
bourbon with his his assistant coaches after a game.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Like what world is that?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Either means they were really looking to fire this guy
for any reason, or there's something else so they're not
releasing the something.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I say, we go looking slaves, deaths. Yeah, what do
you he's got in there. Oh, it's just a flesh light.
Oh Slade magazines.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Okay, as we caught on Slade, Slade, what kind of
dirt can we find on you?

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Away my daughter, something like that. Blest anyone think that
Slade has any sort of issue. There's no diddling kid's
story about Slade. We don't even know the guy. We
have no clue of anything about this Slade. Okay, I
know nothing about Slade.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I have a feeling Slade me live in the glasshouse
and he's throwing rocks. That's usually how it goes.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
I just want to I want to know what Slade's
dirty dealings are. Maybe this is the smith guy got
some dirt on Slate and Slade's like, ah, I'll beat
you to it. Pound. I don't know, but to me,
if that's what you fired a guy over, that might
be the lamest reason to fire a guy every other things.
The Red Wings were losers last night, four to one
to the Utah Mammoths. We've already gone in depth on

(28:59):
how that name is, and tonight the Rams take on
the Seahawks. The Seahawks would clinch a playoff spot tonight
with a win, and I think the Rams are gonna win,
so the Seahawks will not clinch a playoff spot. But
remember the most victories. The high water mark for the
Lions would be eleven. Currently Seattle has eleven wins, so

(29:20):
if Seattle could lose out in theory, that's a team
that you could catch. But you have to win all
your There's a lot of thing look forget I said
that that was stupid. First, just go win eleven games
and then see where the chips fall.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Focus on what you can control, and all you can
control is winning one more game for my parlay, and Tampa,
you can focus on winning two more games for my parlay.
Times running out and if the Lions want to make
the playoffs so I can win a thousand.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Dollars, focus on that too. That is.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
William Patrick Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins and also the
owner of WA Wrestling, had a nice little documentary TV
show that I sort of enjoyed, Adventures from Carneyland I
think is what it was called, pretty good sh about
his owning the NWA.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Anyway, you should you should look it up.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Josh and James so I noted earlier that there was
a story from months ago about a woman who was
known as the Delco pooper. Now Delco is Delaware County,
which is a real kind of white trashy part of Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
They loved me in Delco, so that's all you need
to know.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
About When I lived in Philadelphia was a very I
was a popular figure in Delco. And they also really
loved Lenny Dykstra. And Lenny Dykster bless his heart, he's
sort of a friend of mine in a roundabout way.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
But he was like a big star in Delco.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
They loved Lenny Dykstra in Delco, so they love people
like me and Lenny Dykstra. That's all you need to
know about Delco, Pennsylvania. But anyway, this woman in Delco,
her name was Christina Solimeto.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Back in I think it was April.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
It was April, she got into a road rage incident
and pooped on the hood of somebody's Yes, she did. Okay,
that was a look. If I were in a road
rage incident, my first thought wouldn't have been like, Hey,
I'm gonna poop on your car. Yeah, how can I
weaponize my fezi like you're a monkey at the zoo.
But so anyway, so she got in trouble for that,

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and now she has been At the time, she was
charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, depositing waste on a highway,
criminal mischief, and harassment. But then now we have the
latest on this gal. There is the video for pooping
on the car to rewind a little bit, and I'm
gonna share all this so they can actually go watch it.

(31:40):
It'll be sure. We're gonna share the video. She had
some great quotes though about the poop. I think the
best quote ever was though it was a clean poop.
I didn't even have to wipe. But if you watch
the video, there's no way that poop was clean. Lie
detector said that was a lie. There nothing.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
There is no such thing as a poop that you
don't have to wipe. That is a that is a myth.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
There is no such thing like you never had a
poop that eat it Either way, there's a poop that
you think you don't but you got a wipe it.
Oh yeah, you see. Now, if it were like like
there was no other choice but to leave without wiping,
you could say maybe I would survive, but like, there's
no world where you're like, boy, it was an almost
impeccable bowel movement, didn't you Like, No, that's that doesn't
work that way. Every every once in a blue moon,
I've had it. I put the toilet paper back there.

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I'm like, wow, it's clean. Well that's great. But that
wasn't the case for this lady who pushed on the
I mean, this thing was it. It looked like she
had like chili to eat like the previous month before
she dropped his deuce. It's basically me, ever since I've
started drinking this stupid coffee, my stomach is constantly cramped,
but I'm addicted to it, so I drink like five

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cups of it a day.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
If he wired all the time, my poops are disgusting,
but I I'll tell you this, so are hers.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
But she has now been all the charge, so everything
they threw at her this time, I'm trying to find
it in the story here, but I know that.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
They basically say she has to do community service.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Now she has to enter a statewide rehab program for
first time offenders, like drop all the charges. So by
entering into the this rehab program, she must complete twenty
four months of probation, anger management classes and community service.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
She also cannot pokes about her case on social media.
You said she has an only fans.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, there's a.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Link that I looked her up and she has only fans,
you know, go back to it. Interesting. Yeah, So here's
her mugshot, which, oh my god, I smile.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
I don't think this woman's ever had a clean poop
in her life, no, judging by her face, which she
looks like Bet Middler, but with like a peanut allergy,
she's like swollen Bet Middler, she says. Uh. She spoke
to the Delco Pooper about her tantalizing OnlyFans account.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Tantalize please, what does she do on the only van.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
She's got to be like a foot person or something quickly,
like a fat person like her, like a great, big
fat person. She'd have to be someone who sells feet picks.
That's my guess. That's what I'm going in on. I'm
going in on Delco Pooper sells feet picks on only
fans because I'm gonna guess it's nothing sexual, or maybe
it's pooper later and I guess that would really need
to be the move. Maybe she covers her feet in poop.

(34:20):
Maybe she covers two categories, scat and feet. As for
the kind of kink that you're gonna get if you
visit her OnlyFans, the Delco Pooper specializes in making those
with foot fetishes happy. Ah nailed it.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I mean she gives off that vibe. Look at her,
you go, that's someone who sells foot.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Picture foot picks. Or she poops in a jar for you. Yeah,
Cord does both. I think she I don't think she
should limit herself to just one category.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I think she should widen her net.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
She should cast a wider net on only fans. Should
the Delco Pooper. I think she should go out and look.
If she should, she should maybe dip her foot in
some poop. I'm sure there's someone who's into it. Well,
you've heard the story of like the gal that used
to fart in jars and then she got so sick
from farting in jars she almost died. That was the

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chick that it was also on like when of was
ninety fifiance shows, right, maybe, but like this chick would
just fart and fart and fart and fart into jars
and then send them off to weirdos who are into
those things, and apparently it got her so sick from
farting so much that she had to go to the
er and almost died. Yeah, I think I remember talking
about that before. Would you ever buy someone's fart in
a jar?

Speaker 4 (35:32):
No?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I mean either. I don't think I would, and I'd
be into some weird stuff, I guess, because we all
have weird kinks that we're into.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
We're not gonna kink shame here, but I'd be willing
to sell my farts in a jar if anybody's looking,
you know, the purchase.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
I mean, with the weird audience you guys used to have.
I wo'd imagine somebody would. I don't know that our
audience has hit that point where they'd be wanting to
buy our farts in a jar.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah no, no, no, no, not yet, give it a give
it time. If we get big enough, somebody will. Who'll
be the first person to buy our hearts in the jar?
Who will be I would?

Speaker 2 (35:59):
I'm gonna go with Fred Think, Come on, Fred, Fred,
where are you at? Sergeant? Think by our farts in
a jar? You're a number one fan. But so that's
the latest on the Delco pooper. Yeah, so's she's pretty
much plea bargained her way out of jail time. But
my favorite quote is her quote when they asked her
about what was going on. She says, I wanted to

(36:19):
punch her in the face, but I poop in her
car instead and then went home, So she's not denying it. Well, look,
what would you rather have somebody poop on your car?
Punch in the face? I think of you.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I mean, look, if they.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Feel like that chick probably throws a pretty mean haymaker.
I mean, look at her, she seems like she'd have
a little power behind a punch. Yes, so maybe the
poop on the hood of my car would be easier
just to hose off.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
You go through the.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Car wash, they'd be looking at you, weird. That poor
bastard that's at the front of the car wash that
like does the initial host up and he's like what
is all that? He's like, oh boy, you gotta is
that human feces? Yeah, as a matter of fact, it
is long story, But I'll tell you another time, or
you'd see me roll up bud bogging again. Oh not quite, no, No,
that's a different kind of mud. That's butt mud from

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a human lady that looks like bloated bet Midler. She
pooped on the hood of my car. All right, anyway,
here's what we got coming up. So I remember a
couple of weeks ago when we talked about one of
the local hospitals that misplaced the lady's leg and her brain.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, yeah, her whole body is gone. This may actually
top that.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Remember there was a lot of prosthetic body parts and
like jewelry and teeth that were ashes.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
There was a bunch of stuff they lost, like belongings
were gone.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Like she's hopping around now she's got one leg, half
a brass Like. It's a sad story, but this one
from a local hospital may top it. What did this
local hospital misplace? So I don't know what it is
with the local hospitals here. They are just a calamity
as it relates to keeping people's trinkets and treasures and

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body parts. So here we go. Okay, I'm didna have
it for you. That's coming up on wheels Jo one
of six point seven WLV Detroit's wheels Well Hospital. It's
pretty freaking bonkers. It's coming up now, and a wall
back down, No.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
A Wall Back, d Love, Tom Pitty.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Josh Ennis Show, Josh and James This morning. This story
comes to us from the local was what does click
on Detroy's at Local ABC, NBC, NBC Channel four.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Channel four.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
So, uh, this is a story about a missing piece
of a person at a local hospital, which apparently is
becoming a thing here. Like we talked about it a
couple of weeks ago, this nice old lady had like
a prosthetic leg missing. After she was in the hospital
to get another leg remove, they misplaced one of her
prosthetic legs, her prosthetic breasts, her teeth, her jewelry, everything,

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ashes of a friend or something.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
So we had that one. Now we have one that's
right up there with this one. Here's the details.

Speaker 6 (38:56):
A hospital loses part of a patient's skull, apology offers
a twenty five dollars gift card. That's what's prompting a
lawsuit against a synth St. John's Hospital now Henry Ford
Saint John. It's a case lawyers say, we'll hold the
health system accountable. Thank you so much for joining us
here for the News at eleven. I'm Kimberly gild and

(39:18):
I'm Ty Steele. If the Woolan had surgery back in
twenty twenty three.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
To really you.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Believe that guy's name is really ty Steele.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
I mean it sounds like a poor name.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
It does like to me, that's not a news name.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Like ty Steele feels like, you know, like someone who
does like Rodica, like or erotica, or like workout videos
or like self help six minute ands exactly like that's
not someone who reads the news.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
But so maybe it is his real name.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Who knows if pressure on the brain following the stroke
that she had had. Once the swelling went down, she
returned a part of her skull reattached.

Speaker 6 (39:51):
However, when she got there for that operation, that skull
was nowhere to be found. Noel Friel spoke to the
woman's family tonight.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Noel.

Speaker 6 (39:59):
They say her condition went downhill after doctors were forced
to pivot.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I would imagine that things went downhill where you went
to the doctor to have part of your skull put
back on and they're like, look, you're gonna laugh. We
can't find it. It's missing. But how would you like
twenty five dollars to Bennigan's would you like? Wow? And
Canna get me a Moni Chrisco.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
She's like, Bennigans doesn't even open anymore.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
You did it.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
The only one that I think that would be around
is a way out in Ann Arber.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
She's like, hey, make it fifty dollars to Applebee's and
then we're talking.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Then you got it foot for a week. That's true
other others.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
The family of Edna Burton tells me she worked at
Henry Ford Saint John Hospital for more than twenty years.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
I also feel bad because, like with a name like Edna,
if you said, Josh, somebody lost a piece of their skull,
or someone's skull was lost at a hospital, I would
guess somebody named Edna would be among the four or
five finalists for a person to lose part of their
skull at a hospital.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
So when she suffered a stroke in twenty twenty three,
they knew she was in good hands. But after she
underwent surgery to remove a part of her skull months later,
when it was time to reattach it, they say they
were in disbelief when the hospital told them they had
lost it.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
It's also pretty wild how skulls work. How you can
just go, you know, months without part of your skull
and then it's like, well, time to put the skull back.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
On back in, Yes, what mis guts?

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Something going on with her brain, Like I feel like
there should be like a safety deposit box or like
a special little area like that, like a drawer and
a desk with a lock on it where you keep
parts of somebody's skull so you don't lose it at
the hospital, or like a vat of milk, like you
if you break a tooth, doon't supposed to put it
in like a glass of milk. Neghood That okay, But

(41:45):
I don't know. Maybe that's how it works with Maybe
it was I was just sitting in like a you know,
like those those blue waters that they put in calls
in at the barber the skull said, there's a skull,
a piece of a skull just floating in it. Maybe
even brought them. Y'all don't even know what y'all.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Took from us.

Speaker 7 (42:03):
It was June of twenty twenty three when Burton underwent
a hemocraniectomy, where part of her skull was removed to
relieve pressure on her brain. She had the surgery in
the same oar unit where she worked for over two decades.
Months later, as she was being prepped to undergo surgery
to have the piece reattached, her family learned it was gone.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Her boss come down that she worked for for years. Jennifer,
she says, ed, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Now
this is like a day or so there.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
I really don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I don't know how this to happen, she in tears.

Speaker 7 (42:34):
According to a lawsuit filed in Wayne County Circuit Court,
the hospital mixed up her bone flap with the bones
of a woman named Edna Brown. The hospital then paid
for a prosthetic plate to use as a replacement.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Honestly, the loosing of the skull isn't the most shocking
thing in this. It's that one hospital had two patients
named Edna in twenty twenty five. That's really the upset here.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
The family says hospital staff offered them a twenty five
dollars gas card as an apology.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
They found it to be very insulting. I will hope
you'll accept this offering of a twenty five dollars gas
card to make up for part of your skull just
being missing, at.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Least as a gas card and that like to the
gift shop, you know, like go by yourself some star looks,
but only at the Starbucks in the hospital.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
It's like a pay for gift card.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
Attorney Cameron Bell is representing the family in the lawsuit.
After the prosthetic peace was attached, Morton's family says her
health rapidly declined. She now lives in a nursing home,
is bedbound, and uses a feeding tube. Belle says the
hospital maintains her decline was not caused by the prosthetics.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Well, what are they gonna say, like on our fault?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
We lost the skull, Yes, but we think that the
piece of plastic we've decided to cover her brain with
is adequate enough. We need details on how she's living,
how is she taking care? Is she taking hot showers
with that plastic skull on? We told her that you
can't be in excess of seventy degrees and it will melt.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
We've told her this. We've covered our bases.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Boy, what is it with this town and losing people's
body like it's a legit.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
It's an epidemic. Yeah, this is wild.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
We have an epidemic on our hands, and it's local.
Hospitals losing prosthetic body parts. And this isn't a prosthetic now,
this is a legit part of someone's body. This is
their skull that we're losing here, kind of a vital
piece in your head. Is this a crappy hospital town?
Like I've lived in some places with that are amazing
hospital cities, like Houston's got one of the greatest medical centers.

(44:35):
I spent a lot of time there when I had encephalitis,
so I learned all about it. So like I've lived
in places with good hospitals, really famous for their hospitals,
and I don't know this. I'm just asking this a
legit question because I don't know, Like, is Detroit known
as a crappy hospital town.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
I don't think that we were. I thought we were
usually cutting edge.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Because I've and look that I haven't heard every news
story about every place I've ever lived in, all the hospitals.
I don't recall every hearing stories so often of hospitals
losing body parts and pieces of skulls like I've heard here.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
I've never heard that anywhere else.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Not saying it doesn't, but that seems like something that
happens in like a third world country, like some guy
in like Mogadishu who's like doing which doctor stuff misplaces
you're intestines or something like that feels like something that
would happen there, not in America. Yeah, that's wild, that's weird.
You gotta do better hospitals, you do, and.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
That's look and I like youa.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
They're like listen, yeah, she's bedridden eating through it too,
but we don't think that's our fault. Yeah, we need
this though, because we solid government plastic right there that
is certified. Let's see. That's It's like when Lieutenant Dan
shows up with his metal legs, you got new legs.
He like taps some with the kids, like titanium alloy,
saying stuff they use on the Space shuttle, Like they like,

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how do you think they when they go to her
and they're like, listen, we misplaced your skull first of all,
for your troubles. Enjoyed Chilli's on us, But you might
want to hurry up and get the skillet case. So
it's going away. So we're gonna get this be able
for a limited time. So we're gonna give you this card.
Now that's number one. Oh, you have to eat it.
Through a tube. Shoot, can we get this? Can we
get this case? O burger? Okay, here's what we're gonna do,

(46:10):
just the case, so not the hamburger in just gonna
go straight caso.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
No skillet case.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
You run the case with through like a strain or too,
so there's no chunks of saw. Number two, the good
news is let me tell you the bad news. First,
bad news is misplaced your skull. What are you gonna do? Fine,
the things happen. But the good news, there's two pieces
of good news. One somebody's getting a Texas Roadhouse gift card.

(46:36):
And number two, we've replaced it with a better alternative.
Oh yeah, what's that plastic? Plastic? So we think you're
gonna be just fine, just fine, You're gonna be good
as new. You'll never believe this. We actually harvested plastic
from the giant lump of plastic in the ocean. Yeah,
this is great.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Crafted you a new piece of your skull.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
So it's a recycled plastic. You know all the environment,
you know all those bottles that you recycle every day.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Well that's your skull. Now. Congratulations, Edna, Which Edna?

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Were you again?

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Ed No?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Okay, gotcha. Yes, this isn't the end that we had
to creamate, right, but you guys could see that where
the mixup would come with two people named Edna. You
understand that that is not a common twenty twenty five name.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
So you should have got to ask you your birthday.
They got like fifty questions to ask you.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
To get it to my work email. It is more
difficult to get to work email than it is to
like lose somebody's skull. Like somebody's skull. You're like, are
you Edna? Yeah, all right, let's take her skull off. Guys,
Edna's here in our work email. There's seven steps to
be able to check my email, just to see what
you know rushes up to. At the hospital, they're like,

(47:39):
are you sure your name is Edna? I'm pretty positive.
You want to see my ID? No, I believe you. You
seem trustworthy, Edna.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
So here you go. Let's remove her brain. There's no
way to.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
When Edna here.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
So that's what's going on at the hospitals here and Detroit.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
All right, it's the.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Josh Ennis show. What We're still got a lot of
stuff to get into today. So if you've already covered.
I know stops. That's why people listen to this show.
We cover all the bases. I found this story funny.
We'll get into this maybe in sports. But Dusty May,
who is the basketball coach at Michigan. Although with a
name like that, he sounds like like a country singer

(48:14):
or a guy that like is in the professional bull
riding Dusty May explains why people are sending him mo invites.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
We'll have that coming up.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
One of six point seven Detroit's wheels that is ever
long Foo Fighters. So I was watching the iHeart the
iHeart jingle Ball that was on ABC last night, Yeah,
which is basically the jingle ball that I saw in person.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
But like Eli Manning.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Was at this jingle ball, I was in New York,
you know, and I'm watching it mine of my own business,
waiting for Conan Gray to come out and do a
little vodka cranberry again because it's my banger. Take it
back to that moment. And then we were rudely interrupted
by a Donald Trump addressed to the Nation. So like
I'm sitting there minding my own business. They're like coming
up Conan.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Gray, and I'm like all right, And then Trump.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Pops up, and my man was just yelling. Like it
was the most weird. Like, first of all, always campaigning.
He can't just talk to anybody. It's always campaigning, so
he's always like taking shots at people who aren't in
office anymore.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
And I'm like, I don't care, Like, well, we did
better than Biden.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
I'm like, I don't care, but like it was so
weird because my man was out there just like it
was yelling, Like the whole thing was a yelling kind
of like it was like he was reading this speech.
There were really no pauses. It didn't feel any It
just felt like an old man reading a speech and
just reading a rand. He was reading a rand, never
stopped reading the rand, and then just like it was bizarre.

(49:34):
Let me let me play a little bit of it here.
Let me see if we got this here.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
A lot of difference a year mix.

Speaker 8 (49:38):
In addition, I'm doing what no politician of either party
has ever done, standing up to the special interest to
dramatically reduce the price of prescription drugs.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I negotiated directly with.

Speaker 8 (49:51):
The drug companies and foreign nations to which were taking
advantage of our country for many decades, Like why were
we yelling lash prices on drugs and pharmaceuticals by as
much as four hundred, five hundred and even six hundred
or sent.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
You have a microphone, And then he just went and like, look,
this is a non I want to be very clear,
this is not a political opinion ramp.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
This is just this guy is the president. He was
the guy talking.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
So I'm commenting on this because it interrupted Mike Conan
Gray last night, so I'm.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Going to talk about it.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
That wasn't even a real example, Like this thing started
taking off and he was just yelling the whole time,
and it was really weird.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
It was like angry and yelling, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Like, what is this Like, like the dude was hostile
and he just like motored through this never came up
for air. And he's starting to look old too, Like
he's starting to give off like old guy vibes.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
He does a lot of these moves where.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
You go where you kind of like that you can hear,
like the MIC's a little hot, you can hear. It's
like yeah, and it's very strange. And then like why
are we still going off on Biden? Like I'd like,
just tell me what's going on now? But it's always well,
when I came in here, there was crooked Joe old Joe,
and I came in and I and then like he
focuses on weird things, right, like the price of eggs.

(51:07):
I'm like, okay, cool, Like your Thanksgiving turkey was fifty
four percent cheaper this.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Year, Like cool, that happens so for one day of
the year.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Like again, this is a non political rand. By the way,
I don't care about the politics of it. It just
strictly from a watching a weird thing on TV standpoint.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
It was so bizarre because.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Normally my man, when I watch him, he's like like
off the chains, right, But like you watch him and
you're like, this guy's kind of under control, and like
then he kind of goes off on his little tangent
when he does like this move, you know, and he
leans in, he's about to go. He's a fast love.
Like it just it's like even that speech we played
a couple weeks ago, like that, You're like, okay, Like okay,
this was just a dude that was straight up reading

(51:47):
a teleprompter, motored through it on the teleprompter, super wired,
super like I came out of that like I feel
a whole lot worse than I did ten minutes ago
when I was just waiting to watch Conan Gray do
vodka Cranberry. He's like, I needer. Now I'm watching Eli
Manning interview Nelly, and I'm like, I'm having a good time.
And then this thing comes on and this guy is

(52:09):
just manic, just like bang bang bang bang, NonStop, zip
bang boom, and like eggs and turkeys and they're very cheap.
We got very cheap turkeys. And let me tell you
that's crooked Joe and crooked Hillary and sleepy Joe and
sleepy Biden. And I'm like, what are we doing here?
Just go back to vodka Cranberry. ABC turn it off now. Fortunately, blessed,

(52:32):
they just picked up right where they left off. They
paused it for me, So thank you ABC for coming through.
So I got to see Conan Gray again. I got
to see all the girls in the crowd crying like,
oh my god, and I'm laughing at them, and my
wife's like, that's what you look you were lo what
a week ago? That was you, That was you dufist.
So I don't know who you're laughing at, but you're

(52:53):
a moro. It was just a weird thing. Again, non political.
I don't care about the views or anything, so don't
come at me, your liberal cook.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
No, I don't care.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
But I was. It was very uncomfortable because even when
I watch him, I'm usually amused. At worst, I'm amused
because like the guy just like unloads barbs and kind
of leans in and does this whole little thing. This
he just it was like a motor just go, go
go ten minutes bang bang bang bang turkeys and we
all the turkeys were so cheap. And I got that

(53:23):
big beautiful bill.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
It's a great bill. And let me tell you about
the turkeys. And then let me tell you something that's eggs. Oh,
we love our big beautiful eggs. And I'm like, what are.

Speaker 2 (53:32):
We doing here?

Speaker 3 (53:32):
This is very weird for breakfast anyway. So coming up,
we have sports.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
I Dusty May is the basketball coach ed Michigan. Not
a guy who drives a NASCAR like I assumed he
was when I heard the name of But Dusty May
is the basketball coach in Michigan. People send him requests
for money on veno. Why we will have that coming
up in sports, it's the Josh and His show.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
This is the show on ONEHO six point seven DOUBLELLZ Detroit,
The Josh Innis Show Sports all Right, So I mentioned
that Dusty May, who is the coach of Michigan basketball,
said that people are sending him requests on venmo for cash.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Why are people sending him requests for cash on venmo?
Ye are they? Well, people are sending him requests for
cash because they are pissed off when he doesn't cover
the spread as the coach of Michigan and they're like, nope,
you owe me twenty dollars. Dusty says, I feel bad

(54:41):
for them because they lost their money, but that's the.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Decision they made, not the decision we made.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Let's call the gamble boy.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yeah, well, look, I would knock these people.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
But that's gonna be me reaching out to Dan Campbell
when the Lions don't make the playoffs and I lose
that on one thousand bucks.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Oh you should try it. Maybe we'll make some headlines.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
I'll be like, listen here, Dan, I'm not going to
be ignored Dan. Oh that's a drop I need to get.
How is nobody using I'm not going to be ignored
Dan drop anywhere? That's from the fatal Attraction movie. I'm
not going to be ignored, Dan, and that's what.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I'm gonna say.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Whatever I lose out on winning the thousands, I say
thousands of dollars, one thousand dollars. And the only thing
missing in my parlay is like two hundred yards from
Jared Goff and the freaking Lions making the playoffs. We
should have been a layup. Now you know what's gonna happen.
The freaking Ben Johnson's gonna make the playoffs, chricking, shirtless
Ben Johnson, and here we are put pulling at the

(55:41):
home during the playoffs, washing our tights.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
It's disheartening really.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Now, we haven't talked about Sharon More today because well,
he hasn't banged an assistant or tried to kill anyone
or himself today. No, less I seen he seemed pretty normal.
He's actually walking with his wife, I think out of
either a courtroom or out of a lawyer's office. Baby.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Probably that's nice, doing his daddy daddy duties.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Trying to keep up those appearances. Though apparently now the
guy's probably never going to be a head coach again.
And you would assume being an assistant coach is a
long shot as well.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
But a gentleman who knows a little bit.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
About controversy to an extent is a gentleman by the
name of Edojeron. That is Coachoe Coacho won a national
championship as the coach of Louisiana State University. He eventually
got fired because he went very good at his job,
but he also had some scandals. Like there was a
picture of him making it rounds on the Internet of
him in bed with some young gal like so he

(56:35):
apparently Coach jo loved to live the life of the
LSU coach, like he divorced his wife and was just.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Plowing young gals in college.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Okay, if you search for the picture, like she took
a picture and usually when like a gal takes the
selfie in bed with the famous person, the famous person
doesn't know Coach joey smiling, He's like, I nailed her.
I rule. But Coach Joe has offered some advice to
Sharon Moore on getting his life and coaching career back together.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Coach can always read about won't you make changes in
your personal life that may have affected you, you know,
to lose your job or stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I think that you know.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
My dad just tell me time heals everything. Yeah, I
think that once you make certain adjustments that you need to,
and maybe you have to start back at a lower
position to work your way up.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I think people can always do it. I don't know,
and I agree time heals a lot of things. Like
I left iHeart to go work in Saint Louis, and
to a man, they all hated me for leaving.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
Like I like Casey Tony.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
My bosses in Nashville, they still my bosses in Nashville
will not put me on the radio.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
There or anything. They're so pissed that I love.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
But time has healed and I was able to get
back and die hard after leaving, So I agree that
time does heal what time doesn't. He is trying to
kill somebody with a butter knife. I don't know that
there's ever a comeback from that. Like once you're the
guy that tried to kill somebody with a butter knife,
I don't know that you're ever coaching in college again.
Do you think it would be better if he actually

(58:12):
tried to kill somebody with an actual knife, Well, I
think he'd have more I think he'd be considered more
hardcore okay.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Yeah, I'll get ridiculed less behind bars. Correct Like he's
talking to dudes in jail.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
They're like, what did you do? And this guy's like, well,
you know, i'd went into the house and I butchered
the whole family with an act. And then the other
guy's like, yeah, yeah, I took out a whole whold
church with a machete.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
And then Sharon Moore is in there.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
He's like, yeah, I tried to kill my side piece
with a butter knife. What you don't even really want
to kill anybody, do you, Sharon? Get the hell out
of here, And then they proceed to make love to
him against his will in prison. Quit talking, girl, like
chill out, nasty and eight, that's my bitch.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
So you saw the picture I was talking about with coaching.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Yeah, he's like yeah, he's like he's got and it
looks like he's got one hand behind his head like
he's just laid back and relaxed, and the other one's
on his honey's shoulder. Yeah, he's like, this is my
piece that I've been He's proud of it.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Good for him.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Just bang like usually, like you know, you'll get the
guy that is like sleeping. My guy has got a
face that is just post coital bliss.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
He says, you want to take another one for safety?

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Yeah, I just dogged her down. Good to walk around
one O six point seventy Troyt's wheels that his wife
snake and here I go again. Of course, a very
famous music video was that one, and is this love right?
There was the white Snake video of Tawny Katained. Tawny

(59:42):
kntained one of those nineteen eighties video vixens who really
fell on hard times and now rest in power queen.
She was known for a couple things, obviously being smoking
hot in the eighties. She was in Bachelor Party, which
is one of my favorites, and then she was in
one else show.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
Well.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
She was in a relationship with Chuck Finley, the baseball pitcher,
and apparently she like stabbed him with her high heel
or something. They had a tumultuous union, that's what I
would say. But she's one of the og video vixens
when you think of hot chicks and music videos, not
necessarily just the hot chick, but.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
It could be the artist as well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Because today is Christina Aguilera's birthday, She's forty five and
Christina Aguilera back in my day, so like late nineties
when music videos were kind of in their second coming,
like in a renaissance in a way, because music videos
were huge really in the nineteen eighties with the birth
of MTV. Oh then it kind of shifted away and
the music video wasn't as prominent. People still made them,

(01:00:38):
but you didn't care. But then TRL came around in
the late nineties on ESPN. That'd be something on MTV.
So you would get Britney and you would get Christina,
and you would get Jennifer Lopez. And these are the
kind of videos that young Josh found very alluring and
very sexy, very sexual. So young Josh would grab a

(01:00:59):
blank cassette tape and hit play and record on the
VCR and have a whole video of sexy music videos
to do with whatever he's so pleased at all hours
of the night.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Yeah, yeah, I've some time alone with the hit me
Baby one more time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
So then I ask you, mister James, what were your
hot chick videos? Like the hot Now want people in
on this too, some text because I like the different
generations that people have, Like if you remember and it
sounds weird now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
Given what we know about everything.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
But like the Crazy video, that was like the first
video I ever remember watching, going Wow, these chicks are
hot and they live Tyler and I'm like, Okay, now,
this is what ladies are. This is what hot chicks are. Right.
But I'm sure there are people in the eighties that
can go back to you know, hot for Teach or
whatever whatever video in the eighties summer even farther into
this era, although music videos aren't as prominent as they

(01:01:47):
used to be, so for me, you had like Christina
Aguilera the Dirty video like Let's get Dirty. I want
to get Dirty and that was a good jam And
Britney Spears obviously. I really enjoyed the Britney Spears video
in the cat suit, the red cat Suit. That was Oops,

(01:02:08):
I did it again.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
I liked the video for a song called Stronger by
Britney Spears where she's wearing tight black pants and she
just writhed and grinded on this chair the whole time.
I like Christina almost any video Christina ever did. She
was just super sexy. If you want an apple, I think
it was a criminal in the bathtub see I'm glad
you brought up criminals. Criminals a different kind of hot,

(01:02:31):
Like it's a bus station skank methy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Hot, but it works and it works well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Like now, i'd probably look at christ or at Fiona
Apple and be like, I don't really see it, but
young Josh would say nineteen ninety seven in the criminal video.
I liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
I liked it a lot because I kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Like white trash HoTT just get you into so why
I like like Jamie Presley, right, Like Jamie Presley is
like a super hot white trash hot. That's like her
whole gimmick because she's white trash hot. I dig white
trash hot. But yeah, she's just rolling around like in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
A in a tank top the whole time. Yeah, that
was a good video. I've been a bad, bad girl.
I've been careless with the dedicate man.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
I also, and this wasn't hot, like to the point
that you'd be like, hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
I'll be back in five minutes hot. But like I
really liked Jewel, Jewel. I don't know why I found jewels.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
So hot that I did.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
I like Jewel like Brittany, of course that was like
legit hot, like Brittany and Christina, those just legit hot.
But then like there were ones that you I thought, oh,
you know who was was Sheryl Crow. I can see
why Kid Rock. You know, I can't see why she did,
but I can see why he did.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
No offense, Kid.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Rock, I like him.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Spice girls had some pretty hot videos.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
I mean, you don't want to get me started now
on how my I had an affinity for Baby Spice,
Beyonce's all the single ladies.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I've spent a lot of time with that video.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Bro, you were a grown ass man for that that video.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
That was in like two thousand and eight. Okay, well,
I still spent a lot of time with that video. Bro,
you were married.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
No, no, no, no, no. I actually have actually downloaded
that video off of Bizzah. I was like, I was
that into it. I needed to have this for myself
with black and white, those sexy thick thighs and buoys.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
I like that also, you know, I liked and no
one in our audience is going to know this person.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
But in the same kind of aim.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Christina Million and Christina Milian had a song called Dip
It Low, and the video for dip it low, very sexy.
Christina Milion, I am, oh yeah, I also love and
this is a different kind of hot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
But Avril like.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
The girlfriend video, not like the I'm with you, like
I'm still wearing baggy pants type of appas. I'm still
like the punk rock girl. I want punk rock skirt,
black eyeline, her big blonde hair, like that's my Avril hashtag,
my Avril the girl, the girlfriend video, super sexy, big

(01:05:09):
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Like the music video that you remember watching, or the
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Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Could be someone in.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
The video like Bobby Brown, not you know, my prerogative
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I remembered without the alarm ticka. That's great.

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All right, we still have stuff to do today. We're
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(01:06:33):
Lindsay Lohan I love. I was in love with Lindsay
Lohan in the early two thousands, and now I'm in
love with her again because she's cleaned herself up and
she looks good. She she's looking good. Huh. I do
I love I love Lee Low Love Mean Girls. There
was this weird movie she was in where she played
like a stripper or something with one leg. You know,
it was called I Know Who Killed Me? Okay, So anyway,

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she she was hot. She made bad movies, but I
was turned on by her. I love Lindsay Lohan anyway.
So a couple of days ago on the old sports
radio station, Jared Goff said something that really I think
irked a lot of Lions fans.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Really, Yeah, we're gonna get into that quarterbacks up setting
in the fan base.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Who knew? Who knew that happened? We will have that
coming up for you on wheels.

Speaker 7 (01:07:18):
Call the Josh Inness Show now at eight seven seven
ninety eight eight one O six.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Seven one O six point seven WLLZ Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Then Josh and James, what's up? So here's what we
got coming up. Well, first of all, well not first
of all, but Santa Saq coming up in the nine
o'clock hour, so you could win some tickets there. We
tickled that sec And what has the Lions fans all
pissed off?

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
What did Jared Goff say?

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
It's coming up one O six point seven Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
That is more than a feeling in Boston.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
So Jared Goff, I guess does a weekly hit on
the sports station here in town that would be the ticket,
and he was talking with their little mid I think
it's a midday thing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
I don't think it's the morning guys.

Speaker 2 (01:07:59):
I think it's the midday guys. Which again, I know
I'm not supposed to say things about radio shows, because
like I've been kind of told, hey, stop talking about
other radio shows, but I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
I think it's a horrible radio show.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
And I say that as someone who spent like twenty
years doing sports radio and did it at a very
high level, so I feel like I have a good
gauge of what is good and what is bad. I
have sports radio like with Radar, and that show is
really boring and really bad and really uninteresting. And the
guy who does it as a terrible voice. But anyway,
that's neither here nor there. How that guy is a

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job doing it. It's a radio consultant, Josh talking, Yes,
sports radio consultant job. That's all. I'm just consulting. I
want to be very clear speaking of people I've insulted.
So I heard from somebody here in the building that
large James over at WCSX sent him a text message
early on in my time here and he goes, hey,

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that new guy on wheels called me fat. First of all,
I don't think I called you fat. That would be
throwing stones. I mean, like, you're larger than me, but
like you're not like I'm like, I mean, I'm not
going to call someone fat, like, oh, you're fat.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
I don't think I did that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
That's probably I heard it from a friend who heard
it from a friend who although I feel like, you know,
large James has lost enough weight where like I see
pictures of him and he's got like a gizzard that
hangs now, like at the end of Austin Powers when
fat Bastard went on that subway diet, like Jared, and
my neck looks like a vagina.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Anyway, I've I've done enough.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
I will just tell you that this quote from Jared
Goff came from this radio show in this interview, okay,
And at one point they talk about like the fans
losing hope, and Jared Goff says, it pisses me off
a little bit to hear that. He says, he's pissed
off to hear that people have lost hope in the team,

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and it's like, you know, Jared, you know how the
team's been performing lately. It says, I don't get to
reinstill faith in anyone. It pisses me off a little
bit to hear that. But we have to win this
first one Pittsburgh at home, will have it in front
of our home fans.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
It'll be great.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Go out there and get the W and hopefully prove
a lot of our people wrong. So a lot of
people were rubbed the wrong way by the It pisses
me off a little bit to hear that. Like you know,
what pisses off a lot of us, Jared is that
last year you won fifteen games and then got smoked
in a home playoff game. Then this year, the expectations
were high that you were at least going to be

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a playoff team and be a contender, and now you
have to win three games in a row just to
have a shot to make the playoffs. What pisses people off,
Jared is that they pay hundreds of dollars for tickets
to see you play. When I lived in Houston, you
could get into a Texans game for like forty bucks.
You want to try to get into a ballgame here
to see this team play. People that have been fans

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for forty fifty sixty years die hards, not new money fans,
not people who've jumped on board with Dan Campbell and
knee caps and everything. We're talking people that have been
there for Charlie Batch and Eric Hipple and who go
down the list of people. They've been here to see
bad freaking football, right, and they've watched all of this,

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and they can't get into games because the tickets I've tried,
Like I want to go to a game, ye cheapest
get in for a lot of these games, three four
or five hundred bucks a ticket.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I've been priced out. We would usually go to at
least one or two games a season, and I just can't.
We can't afford it. We've got to watch it on TV.
So I hate to break it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
To you there, Jared, but what people are pissed off
about is they make a giant investment in you emotionally,
time wise, financially, and you guys have basically been a
dud so far this year and you've been a massive letdown.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
So please spare me, though.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
I get super pissed off when I hear the people
have lost faith. What have you done to give people faith?
Why would anybody believe in you. Right now, you haven't
beaten anybody worth a damn this year. When you do
play somebody worth a damn, they beat you you bare like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Imagine this. If they wouldn't have got bailed out.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
By the Giants going forward on fourth down and failing
and then getting the ball back and going over to
their season would be over because they have losses to
the crappy Vikings and the dreadful, dreadful Giants. So these
people have been in and look, I'm new to town obviously,
but there have been people that are lifers here, people
who are diehards. Their dad took them to games, They
take their kids to games, their grandpa took them to games.

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Families.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
This is a big deal. And I respect how big
of a deal Alliance Football is here. This is a passionate,
freaking sports town. Okay, And what these people don't want
to hear from Jared Goff is I'm pissed off that
you've lost faith. Will Jared give them a reason to believe.
Give the people a reason to believe. Now you're gonna
go out and you have this game against the Steelers
at home. Hopefully you smoke them and keep your season alive.

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But most people in town right now do not have
faith that that's going to happen because you've done nothing
to prove that that is going to happen. And that's
why people are pissed off. So I don't care how
mad Jared Goff is or how pissed off Jared Goff is.
I'm looking at it from the fans standpoint, and the
fans who've been priced out, the fans who have to
spend tons of cash on beer when they spend hundreds

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of dollars to get in, hundreds of dollars to park
over the course of a year, hundreds of dollars to
buy beer and food, hundreds of dollars, thousands of dollars
for merch, and then you have the balls to say
I'm a little bit pissed off at the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
People giving up on us.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Well, okay, good, I'm glad that you're gonna use that
as a fire. Okay, good for you, Jared, use that,
But I wish it would have pissed you off. You know,
when you played the Packers and lost, or when you
played the Chiefs and lost, or when you played the
Eagles and lost. All the good teams you've played that
if in many cases smoked you. Like last week, I
know you lost by one score, you're down by fourteen

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with three minutes to go. You were not in that
game against the Rams in the second half. So spare
me the I'm pissed off act.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Here's what you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
Go win three games in a row, and I think
if you win three games in a row, you'll get in.
I think the things will fall into place and you'll
probably get in. Give people reason to believe because you
have not done that. Spare me, spare me, thank you.
I found that to be humorous when I heard that, Like,
I'm laughing. He's probably like, what are you laughing at?

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And I'm like, what's funny? He says, what's funny? And
I said, what's so funny?

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
You?

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Are?

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
You a stupid dick?

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
That's why I said, I said, I'm laughing at the idea.
Lest anyone think that I think Jared Goff is a dick.
I think he's lovely. But you've pissed people off by
saying you're pissed off at them, Jared, So go out
and do better, pal, Thank you. I was really just
looking for an excuse to play that drop that I find.
I've had that thing locked in little week days, weeks, hours,

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and I felt like maybe that was the place for it.
And I was like, when's he going to play that one?

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Yeah, well A six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh and
his show.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
It is Josh and James Today.

Speaker 2 (01:14:57):
I got a text here from someone that says, hey,
I want Piston's tickets. Please, said, okay, I can do that.
We can probably do that. I think I have an
extra pair. Actually, it's funny you bring that up, friend,
because I do have an extra pair. Let me see here.
Let me call this person and just surprised them with tickets,
Like this is our version of breaking an entering Christ. Yes,

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it's ours an. You want Pistons tickets?

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Sure? Are you sick or anything?

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
All right, you got them anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
You like the show, and we can't turn anybody down
at this point. All right, let's see here. Let's call
this person and find out who they are.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
I do you like the idea of a show calling
to give away? Yes, well they texted, so we can call. Hey,
who's this Samantha, This is Josh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (01:15:48):
Did you did you text the radio station? You did well, Samantha.

Speaker 3 (01:15:55):
This is Josh. You're on the radio right now. How
are you now? You like, hello, Yeah, this is Samantha,
who like, Oh thank you, I'm work. What do you do, Samantha?

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
I sort parts for appliances.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Ohso, like like refrigerators and stuff. Yep. And what laundry
washing machines, dryers, lawnmowers.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Oh that's fun. I mean it could be worse. I
mean you look, you do you you serve a purpose.
You have a purpose that matters because people need appliances.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Yes, and I have four kids, so I need to
make money for my four kids. Well here's what I'm
going to do for you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Since you have four kids, I'm going to hook you
up with two tickets to see the Pistons. So take
your favorite child. Yes, do you have a favorite child?
Can you name your favorite child? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
I do not have a favorite child, li detector said Samantha.
That was a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
I like some of them more than others on certain days.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Well, now what they're going to know, Samantha's whoever mom
decides to take to the Pistons game is the one
that they that mom likes more on certain day.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
Well, I'm gonna take that, so good, good for daddy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Alright, So here's what I'm gonna do, Samantha. I'm gonna
put you on hold, and then I'm gonna get your information. Okay,
but you're gonna see the Pistons take on the Miami
Heat at Little Caesars Arena on New Year's Day. All right,
on New Year's Eve. Okay, there you go, Thank you, Samantha.
We'll put her on hold.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Notice how she perked up. I'm like, is this Samantha?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
She's kind?

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
Who are you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Yeah? Whatever, it's probably I knew I should have answered
this calling Bill Collier.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
This is Josh from the radio. You're on the radio.
He Hey, Mantha, I'm just sorting parts.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Having a good day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
What's that baby?

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
All right? So anyway, Samantha will be going to see
the Pistons. I had an extra pair of tickets, so
I figured, you know what I'm gonna reward somebody who
text edition. It is a giving season. It is like, look,
are we better than Mojo giving things? I think?

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
I think?

Speaker 4 (01:17:49):
So?

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
I mean, yeah, like Mojo taking people who have like
terminal cancers and giving them wheeze and stuff. Yes, I mean,
but we gave Pistons tickets to a nice lady. You
don't hear Mojo Calleen listeners extend to give them a prize, No,
because those people actually call him, so we just ambush.
Our people were like, it's us, Samantha, it's odd. Please

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take this prize. We want to give it to you,
please and all your friends r But anyway, so thank
you for listening, Samantha. We'll get all your information here.
You are seeing the Pistons take on the Myammy Heat
in New Year's Day. On New Year's Day, a little
New Year's Day basketball action at LCA for the number
one team in the Eastern Conference. They didn't win the
NBA Cup, but that doesn't matter because the NBA Cups

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for dummies.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
That's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
And I know we talked about this a little bit
yesterday about how the Knicks won this NBA Cup. Apparently
they've said they're not gonna hang a banner for it.
Some teams have that have won this stupid thing. Think
about how insulting this is. Right, so you win the
NBA Cup. The reason these guys are playing hard is
because they're offering them more money. Like the prize is
five hundred thousand dollars incentive for them to play.

Speaker 3 (01:18:54):
These guys already make millions of dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
You're incentivizing them to play by giving them five hundred
thousand dollars if they win championship in two hundred thousand
dollars per player if they lose.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Now, what does the fan get out of this?

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
If I'm a fan, I'm like, you mean to tell
me I pay to go to all these other games,
but now the guys are playing super hard because they're
getting more money. Like to me, the NBA Cup should
somehow reward the fan base of the team that wins
by giving them money as well. So at least like like,
oh great, so Lebron makes an extra five hundred thousand dollars,
He's damn near a billionaire.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
Who cares? What do I get?

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Send my assaga, send my ass a ticket to a game?
Sit like like, I go to a website, I sign up,
and if my team wins the NBA Cup, then I
get ten bucks of like credit at a game. Or
I think when budd Lake gave out the free beers
to that one city, I think it was Philly. I
think they did them both. Philly got free beer, and
I think I think you're right. Cleveland did as well.
Cleveland was the first one, and I think that's what

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you should do. I reward them. So instead of just saying, hey,
Lebron's playing harder today because there's an extra five hundred
thousand dollars on the line, how about you incentivize me
as a fan to give a damn about your stupid
tournament by giving me like a free credit fanatics to
go buy a jersey or fifty dollars in merch at
the store of the team store, or fifty dollars in
food at the game, or two tickets to a game

(01:20:09):
of my choice at a later date. But oh no,
you want me to be more interested in this stupid
and season tournament and the only thing that's happening is
Lebron's getting more freaking money.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Squirrel off. The NBA's lost.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
All that said, we have Pistons tickets tomorrow as well
at eight twenty five, and will be better like it
or not.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
This is the Josh in his show one O six
point seven WLZ Detroit Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Billy Squire, It's Lonely as the Nights. One O six
point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh and James. Welcome in everybody.
Let's see what's cooking on the phones today.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Hello Wheels, Hi, Hi going, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Hey, I'm a fan of your Oh my god, I've
still got a ninety eight point seven Wheels sticker on
my garage.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Badass brother. Appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
What you're saying about Jerr Goff, I agree he shouldn't
be going after the fans like that. But also I
gotta say, you know, we lost two of the best
defensemen in the world with Branch and Joseph, and now
you know, it becomes tougher for the team for losing

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those guys.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Oh no, I don't disagree. They're battling stuff, but every
team has to battle stuff. And to say, like, well,
you know what, I'm pissed off that the fans have
lost faith.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
Well, give people a reason to believe.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
Honestly, I agree with you and give people reasons to believe.
But it's also how in the world did the Rams
get away with playing four quarters and only having one
flag against them? That's bad fourth quarter that meant nothing.
So it's the Lions fans, and tell you right now,

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the Lions fans are all about it's the Lions against
the world, because you know, the calls should have been
there and it's not you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
I do, but I just I don't buy that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
Like I don't believe that the Lions are losing games
because the revs are screwing them or anything like that.
Like I do agree they're bad calls, and it's pretty agreed,
just when one team's got X number of penalties and
the other one doesn't, or when they call a play
that's not a touchdown a touchdown, and like, I get it,
but I don't believe that the Lions are eight and
six and doing what they're doing now because the world

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is out to get them. And honestly, I think it's
kind of tired, like the US versus the world mentality, Like, no,
it's you versus you, like, figure out how to win
the damn games, you know. I don't think the world
is conspiring to tear down the Lions.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
Okay, Well that's what I like about Dan Campbell because
Dan Campbell doesn't buy into that either. He's just like, Okay, guys,
we got to win the next game.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
And that's that's what I like about Dan Campbell. Uh,
you know, you know what I mean. It's like, okay,
let's let's get past this and go on to the
next game and win totally.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
Hey, look, I appreciate you, brother, thank you so much
for listening.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Honestly, if if you could play me a thong.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
It was the cumbersome Hey rock on brother, Here's seven
Mary three, but it's immigrants.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Song on one O six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh
and James.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
I didn't even get into this today, but I saw
that on the Saint Brown podcast. Avin Raw was saying
that that, like, apparently they were warned that if they
kept doing the booger flicking, Yeah, the booger flick celebration,
they're going to get a penalty. I think Jamison Williams
did it. Maybe that was the first time I saw it.
Was was the booger flick from Jamison? Why is the
NFL getting so soft on these celebrations. We're not getting

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soft they've been so what's the big deal about pretending
to flick a booger? I don't know. Like, and then
they like, you can't shoot guns, okay, but then they
allow you to shoot arrows, Like if you ever know,
like a guy will take out an air I will say.
Something that annoys me, though, is this celebration that everyone
does where like they put one hand over the mouth
and do like a like an arm extended. I think
that's something that the kids are doing, but everyone does

(01:24:14):
it in the league, Like, hey, come up with your
own freaking celebrations, like do something unique. It annoys me
when everybody's doing the exact same celebration. I feel like
our team has been very unique with their celebrations. But
the fact that they possibly could get in trouble for
pretending to flick a booger like that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
It's dumb. Oh, I agree, but the league, that's how
the league is.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
But was it? I was watching the was it the
Monday Night game the other night and one of the
dudes from the Dolphins stood over stood over one of
the Steelers players for like two seconds, bang through a
flag for taunting like it's I don't know, the league
sucks and it just stand m hey, are you okay?
Well he obviously wasn't doing that. Still, Josh Jennis show

(01:24:57):
more to come stay there, Josh on one.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Oh six point seven double LLZ Detroit.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Wheels Well six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Innis Show.
I got texts coming in from people talking about Samantha,
who we talked to on the phone and gave tickets to.
Apparently people think she must be hot, and they're turned
on by the idea that she's like a working gal.
Like this text says, that's a nice blue collar babe,
and she's a breeder too, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Breeder because she has children, a breader is and she's
she's straight.

Speaker 2 (01:25:30):
Well, I think they're saying she's a breeder because she's
got kids, she has bread, she has bread children, because
I know it's also a term that they use for
straight people in the gay community. Oh is it? Yes,
I mean not offensive or anything, I get it. I'm
just like, I mean, lesbians can breed. I mean maybe
it's a text coming from a lesbian maybe or maybe

(01:25:51):
are you a lesbian?

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Let us know, let us know.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Texter also got another person that wants to hear a
that said that the drop from Problem Child they really
enjoy and they would like that to stay around. I
was looking for the perfect time to use it. I
thought it was a decent time to use it. When
we were talking about Jared Goff, but it's this one.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
What's so funny?

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
You are?

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
You stupid Dick?

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
I really want to watch Problem Child by that's just
a good movie. Now, I want to watch it. There's
so many good lines there. I hope you guys are insured.
That's good. John Ritter Michael Richards is the the the Yeah,
he plays the obsess Yeah, the Fotie killers that what
they call him or something like that, yes or something.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Yeah, but yeah, now I want to go watch Problems.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
So I'm supposed to be watching Christmas movies, but you know,
I gotta watch the.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Rams and the Seahawks tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
It's no Christmas movie, and then I gotta find the
time to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Problem Child because I love it. And you have such
a busy agenda. I don't know how you have a fit.
I know it's tough to be me, all right. The
Josh and Is show at stp we all six point
seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
That's is Blas too, Josh and James about to get
out of here. I took my dog for a walk
last night in Rochester because they have all the lights
and everything in downtown. It's very nice.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
I want to live in one of these little towns
with a cute little downtown. No offense to Hazel Park.
It's fine, it's nice. I like the people's I don't
feel unsafe the or anything, but I love the charm
of these these Michigan suburb towns with cute little downtowns.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Yeah, so you were right on Main Street.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
I'm assuming it was like, it's all it's amazing and
fun and we enjoyed it, and the weather was that's amazing.
How thirty seven degrees can feel like a hundred year.
It's been five.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
It's been like negative four degrees.

Speaker 2 (01:27:37):
I'm out there like an a speedo taking a walk
through downtown Rochester last night, like yeah, and then today
it's supposed to be I think, in the high forties
and it's gonna rain, so hopefully this rain wipes away
some of the snow.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
Problem is that it's gonna freeze overnight.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
So we've got this weird bipolar weather thing going the
next couple days. Like today it's like nearly fifty, but
then the high is like twenty something tomorrow, then it's
back up to like, you know, nearly fifty, then back
into the load twenties.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
You know why the roads are so bad here. Yeah,
I know, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:28:05):
I was driving on John R around Madison Heights and
I'm guessing it has it's it's got to be weather
related because it's not potholes, but like it's almost like
you're driving over rumble strips for like long stretches, because
the road just kind of does this for long stretches,
like you're on a cobblestone road.

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
So the weather really f's what the roads of it
surely does.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
So Tomorrow's Friday, which means we have more Pistons tickets, yes,
and we have Santa Sack again tomorrow, and then who
the hell knows. I have no idea what we're doing tomorrow.
That's the beauty of what we do. We don't know,
we don't know what's coming. We just do it and
then it happens and it's magical. So there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
Anyway, we're getting out of here. We love you guys.
Jilly is up next.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
We will see you Manyana Jo Show seven w LLZ
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