Severed Testicles

The Tigers are one win away from going to the ALCS.

A guy in Toledo had his testicles cut by a woman. How did he let this happen?

A NASCAR shirt causes a near shootout at Family Dollar.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
The Josh Innis Show on one oh six point seven
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Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hi, Welcome in seven o'clock Straight Up Josh Nnis Show,
and is Josh and James This morning, I was reading this.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Reddit thread, this rhetit do you call a thread? What
do you call a reddit? Just a reddit? Subreddit, a subreddit?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
So all the comments that are are made after the
initial post is a subreddit.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I think so, or it's I mean, a thread works.
I think that people understand. But I know, uh well
maybe just the subreddit is the I say off reddit
because everybody had read it has nothing nice to say
about me, so I tried for we don't look at
it either. Yeah yeah, but I know the subreddit is
like maybe the category and then maybe it just a
thread underneath it.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
But yeah, okay, get we get the gim It doesn't
matter semantics now.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
So this is about the weirdest rule's parents forced kids
to follow growing up. And now you look at it
and you're like, well that was weird. Yeah, but back
then it was just normal to you because that's what
you did you just followed these rules like that, like
you just knew them? Like examples, and a lot of
people responded to this fifteen hundred responses. No turning on

(01:19):
the lights during thunderstorms. Apparently the lightning would see us.
We don't want that to coming get us. I wasn't
allowed to wear clothing with faces on them. No Mickey
Mouse shirts, no Kitty Cat shirts. Nothing, either playing shirts
with no graphics on them. Or it had to be
something not alive, like a soccer ball, a pumpkin, numbers

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or letters.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It was like something that Amish family would have. My
mom still does this one.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
This one says, don't step on the bath mat with
wet feet.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Well, what a math pot the bath mat? Yes, get
a dry your feet before you step on it.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
The curtains had to be opened first thing in the
morning so the neighbors wouldn't think we slept in. These
are examples of rules in your house that you now
look at and go that was stupid. Now, if you
want to get yours in, you can text the word
Josh and your message to five one eight eight one
if you'd like to get involved that way. My dad

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always muted the TV during commercials, and that was the
only time anyone could talk while we were watching any program,
especially the news. There's the man that ruled the house
that kicks ass. I like that what the news is,
and that's how it should be, honestly, shut the hell up.
We had we had one drink by the kitchen. We

(02:39):
had one drink cup by the kitchen sink thirsty use
that cup and put it back for other family members.
We washed it in the dishwasher every.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Two days or so. Give you drink cups.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Look, if you want to get yours in text the
word Josh and your message to five nine.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And that's the wrong text. That's the old text. I forgot.
They changed it.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
The text is five won eight a one text the
word Josh and your message to five one eight eight one. James,
did you have any weird real rules in your house
growing up?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
When I look back and think about it, not really,
but like I did something that most people would consider weird,
Like before leaving to go to school, I would have
to read from the comic book version of the Bible
to my mother. Like that was that was the way,
like morals and stuff were instilled upon zone, not.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
The real Bible.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's like the comic the cool version of the Bible version.
It's like words you could understand, you know, and things
like that, and it's kind of illustrated, so it would
seem kind of cool and fun and uh like every
morning we had to read like ten to fifteen minutes
out of that comic book.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Bible until I got through the Old Testament and the
New Testament and everything was done. And then by that time,
I think I was in like high school, so it
wasn't time in the morning to read to the Bible.
Read out of the Bible to my mother. My dad
made me rub his feet. What Yeah, I used to
have to rub my dad's feet all the time.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yeah, So like at night.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Again, when you describe it this way, it sounds extremely
creepy and weird.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
My dad used to make me rub his feet my daddy.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
My dad would come into my bedroom at night half
a sleep. That's not well, we're no, oh God, okay,
so my dad would come into my bedroom at night,
like half a sleep.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
God.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Every the way I worded it all sounds terrible. There
is no good way to say this, save yourself. It
wasn't like a rule per se, Like I didn't have
to rub his feet, But why don't you come rub
daddy's God? Dang it, it sounds terrible, but all of
this is true. My dad would come into my bedroom
at night when I was like in high school, high school,
you know, my god, Well, I had a stronger grip back,

(04:40):
I got it, Yeah, tougher, I had harder hands.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Extra pressure right next to dad's corn there.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, and he would I would rub his feet, and
that's how I would get money.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
My dad would then get him pay you.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Well, I guess you know. I've done worse things for money.
I was basically a sex worker, is essentially what I was.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Like those gals at that Asian Sterling Heights, there was
there was no tugging, lots of rubbing, very little tugging,
but that was kind of one of our things in
the house. Like my dad would have me rub his feet,
Like I don't like. It wasn't like a rule per se.
But I certainly look back on it now and I'm like, yeah,
people think that's weird.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, a lot of people are gonna be even more weird.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I met other people have rubbed their dad's feet. My
dad would also pop black heads on my face all
the time. Really that he was into that. For whatever reason.
My dad enjoyed popping zits. It's like i'd walk in
sometimes in my grip he'd be like popping black heads
on my grandma's face.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Well, I kind of I kind of get that because
my wife's the same way, Like, if there's a black
head or is it she wants to pop.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
See, I'm into that too, but I think it's just
been passed down from generation to generation of pop. Like
I like to watch Doctor Pimple Popper, Like I view
that as, Oh my.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
God, that is one of the worst I love. I
can't handle it. I love it. Tortures me with that program.
I was watching a real.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
The other day of a dog getting a cyst pop
god like black stuff came out of it.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I loved it. That's so weird, I know, but I'm
so into it.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
It has a weird smell it does. It's awful, but
I'm into it. So anyway, if you had any weird
rules in your house growing up that now you look
back on and go, that was super weird.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Text those in now.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one. Can you stop playing the damn Kinney gee,
while I'm talking about rubbing my dad's speed. Thank you anyway,
all right, so we gotta do sports obviously big one
tonight in Seattle.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
We got to gobble up the Semen. That sounded weird.
The josh it is show.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
All right.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
So also we I forgot to mention the Tampa MAO challenge.
If you want to get in now, get in on
the phones. I gotta get you qualified. Eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six seven. You're gonna have
to flush the big dumper one last time, one last
time to flush the big dumper. Make it eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven. We need

(07:03):
to flush the big dumper today as the boys are
going to Seattle. They're already in Seattle and they're ready
to take on the Mariners. Eight oh eight is first
pitch Schooble versus George Kirby. Kirby was pretty good against
the Tigers in Game one, five inning and six HiT's
two hour in runs. He struck out eight. It's pretty good.
They didn't win that game, but he was okay. The

(07:25):
Tigers have actually lost five of the last eight games
that Schooble has started for what it's worth.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
But look, who would you rather have?

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Still?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
You can look at all that, dad and say, the
Tigers are zero and three against Seattle when schoobl starts
this year, and they've lost five of the last eight
games that school has started. Who cares the season on
the line. Who would you rather have on the mound?
George Kirby or Trek Scoobl, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
All right?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Something comforting knowing that he's taking them out. Yes, now,
well there's something very comforting. I mean, look, the guy
pitched his ass off a couple of days ago, So look,
you'd much rather have him than the alternative. Now, the
Tigers have been up and down a lot this the
last two months, a lot of downs, a lot of losses.
People have kind of lost faith locally, a lot of
people have lost faith. But aj Hinch says, here we

(08:10):
are one game away. We can really silence those critics.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
We kind of took on to us against everybody, you know,
mentality in September when everybody thought we were, you know,
fading away, and were we going to win the division
or were we even going to make the playoffs and
did we have much left? When we went back to Cleveland,
and you know we're going to come out and face
a team that had the second best record in the
American League.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
And look at us.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Now.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
We're in Game five with Derek Scubel on the mound,
and it feels good, doesn't it.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Last night baseball wise, the Dodgers one and eleven on
a walk off air by the pitcher. What a weird
way to end a very good one to one baseball game.
So the Phillies have been eliminated. The Cubs lived to
fight another day. They will have a game five this
weekend in Milwaukee, as they beat the Brewers six nothing.
NFL wise, last night, the Giants upset the Birds of

(08:58):
Philadelphia four to seventeen. The Lions are on their way
to Kansas City to take on the Chiefs. There were
some reports that Amon Ross Saint Brown, was dealing with
a little bit of a rist issue, but Almon Ross says,
it's all good.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
Can bugging me for a little, but just a day
to really rest, get my legs back under me.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
But nothing to worry about you, all good.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
The Red Wings were five to one losers last night
in their season opener, and this weekend, Michigan travels to
usc and the Bruins of UCLA, fresh off their big
win over Penn State, take on Michigan State. If you
are a gambler, to me and I think the line
is seven and a half for eight now, Michigan State
is favored. I would take Michigan State to mangle Ucla

(09:41):
this week because a lock damn near. And I don't
think by the way, Michigan State sucks. I don't think
they're any good. But UCLA is awful. And UCLA is
coming off of one of the biggest wins they've had
in like the last forever. They beat Penn State, massive underdog.
They beat the Nitney Lions, huge win for them at home.
Now they're traveling across the country, different time zones to

(10:03):
take on Michigan State. They're feeling good about themselves. Sparty
is getting the win this weekend and getting a decisive
win at least ten points. They are covering the spread
this weekend. Let me write that down. Write that down.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That's to make this weekend.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yes, take that one to the window, and that is sports,
all right. Get in now eight seven seven, nine, eight
eight one oh sixty seven when we want to get
you qualified to play the Tampa Mayo Challenge. You just
might get one thousand dollars to Ticketmaster, which means you're
gonna get tickets to see our guys take on Tampa
for Monday Night Football on the twentieth of October. You
just have to done game, yes, but you're gonna have

(10:37):
to throw your hands into some nasty mayonnaise to get it.
But first you gotta qualify. You gotta flush the big dumper.
Flush the big dumper. Be near a toilet right now.
It's Papa Roach.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Shut my life into pieces. This is my last result.
Stuff like I shouldn't have no breathing.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
To Toledo OnlyFans, WNBA players, NASCAR shirts causing near murders.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
We got a lot of stuff to get into.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
We are loaded, but first I got to get somebody
qualified for the Tampa Mayo Challenge as we're getting ready
for tonight's game, but we want to get somebody into
Monday Night Football a couple of weeks from now. So
let's see here. Let's go to the phones.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Hello, who's this? Who are who are you? Hello?

Speaker 6 (11:19):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
How you doing today? Good?

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Who's this Steve? How you doing Steve? How you doing?
Brother good man? How's everything good?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
You're getting ready for the Tigers game tonight. Anything, we're
gonna win. I think we're gonna win. I think Scoop
will go tonight. I feel like we got a really
good shot, obviously to win this thing, right, me too?
All right, Steve, you want a shot to win tickets
to see our guys take on the Tampa team on
October twentieth. All I need you to do because tonight

(11:50):
we've got the Seattle Mariners. It's game five. They're big player,
their stars named the Big Dumper. We want to flush
the Big Dumper. Steve, Are you near a toilet?

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (12:00):
All right? Where are you? Are you at work or
are you at home? Where are you? I am at work?

Speaker 7 (12:04):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Really? What do you do for a living? Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
That's bad ass. So no one's gonna blink twice. If
you go in there and flush a toilet.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
That's Steve. He's in the bathroom again. That's just Stevie's
blowing up the toilet. O boy, I get the air freshener.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Out, shy, So Steve, I need you to just yell
f the Big Dumper got tigers, and then flush the toilet.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Alrighty, there we go.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
That's the big Dumper Gold Tigers. Yeah, alright, we look
at that dumber going right down the ball.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
We have flushed the big dumper.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Steve Radio station says, the big dumper can kiss our ass.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
It's the Josh and the Show Holy.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Diva, one of those six point seven Detroit's wheels, Josh
and his show.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
It's Josh and James this morning.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
And in Toledo guys are getting their testicle slash out hill.
One guy is at least by one particular. But let's
listen to some of this news story about our our
testicle slashing friend.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Or it is out for the rest of it.

Speaker 8 (13:08):
Tolitto woman, he choose to break me into a man's
home then cutting one of his testicles.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Okay, I'm gonna stop right here. You're a grown ass man.
This is a woman.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
And I understand that, like you're not supposed to hit
women and stuff, but I do think there are caveats
to that. If a woman's coming at you with like
a machete, you can hit a woman. If a woman's
got a gun, you can hit a woman. If a
woman is trying to slice your testicles, you can cold
cock a woman. And I don't care how small of

(13:39):
a man.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
You may be.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Science would tell me, and I'm trusting the science here
that you can beat the hell out of a woman.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I just science says it right.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
So if a woman's coming at me with some sort
of instrument that is going to be used for cutting
my testicles, I feel like I could probably get away correct.
But apparently this Jimo didn't do that. Politic police looking
for Janita Hopings. We're gonna show you a picture from
twenty twelve of Hopings. Police believe the forty five year
old woman. How the hell is that gonna help us?

(14:09):
What is going on in Toledo. Here's a picture of
a woman from thirteen years ago.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Isn't it the last time she got caught slicynthestical exactly?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
That's what.

Speaker 8 (14:19):
Went to the home of someone she knows yesterday, kicked
down the door, kicked open the door. The guy living
there told police he heard someone breaking in, so he
ran down the stairs.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Dude, since you know what this guy deserved to get
his testicles cut.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Well, what I'm picturing now is she kicked down the door.
So this is this is a big woman, This was
a powerful woman, and this is probably a very meek
neat skinny man.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, if we're being fair, yes, if you got.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
All I'm gonna say is there are some smaller gentlemen, Yes,
and they tend to gravitate towards some larger women. Now
that was more of a thing twenty years ago, but
it is still a thing. This guy, Look, this guy
deserves to have He deserved to lose both balls. This
guy is like the idea that there's some big chick

(15:05):
like kicking down the door to get in this guy's house.
And you allowed this woman to cut you know, this
is norbit, That's what this is. Yes, no, rescue them all?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Fine, a kid from a road trip.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Oh yes, it could be like that. Yeah, uh these
are her underwear, she gave them to me. Why did
you skin a cheetah?

Speaker 1 (15:27):
But he didn't have any clothes on?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
What are we thinking to as the news anchor who
now has to read this story? You got you're looking
at a teleprompter that's talking about this whole scenario, Like.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I wish she could be just like, how the hell
did this happen? How Like it's like, look, I'm gonna
break from this for a second while I'm reading this story.
How the hell can this guy. Let this woman kick
like is she the terminator? She like kicks down the
f he can doorn to his Now she goes in,
I need to close your boots and your motorcycle.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
That's when Hoping's allegedly attacked him, cutting one of his testicles.
He had to go to the hospital for treatment. Hoping
his charge with felonious assault and coveted burglary.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
But we can't find her, and all we have is
a picture from thirteen years.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Ago on the run everything. Oh, you guys better watch
your nuts.

Speaker 6 (16:26):
Man.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
No, no, that's not it. You're giving this woman too
much credit. You're giving her way too much credit. Much
This is this is more of an error on this
guy's part. This woman's good at anything. This guy's a bitch.
You cannot allow yourself to get your testicles cut.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
But listen to the whole story again.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
It's thirty seconds and just listen to this and tell
me this guy deserved to be castrated, not chemically like
they do to pedophiles.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm talking scissors, I'm talking bobbit.

Speaker 8 (16:54):
Worn is out for the rest of a tolitle woman.
He was breaking into a man's home than cutting one
of his testicles tolt A police looking for Janita Hopings.
We're gonna show you a picture from twenty twelve of Hopings.
Police believe the forty five year old woman.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Like, do they not have technology in Toledo that will
allow them to, like, I don't know, go to Facebook
and find a picture of Johnita from like last week
God went to the home of someone she knows yesterday.
I can see why you don't want to say his name.
You don't want to embarrass the poor bastard. He's already
gotten his balls cut, and now when you describe how
he got his balls cut, you're.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Like, yeah, we don't want to say his name. We
feel bad.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Because he's a bitch. The people that know him know
who this guy is. They're made for the story, like
he finally did it. Yeah, the finally slice is nuts.
The streets are on fire right now talking about homeboy.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
They know who he is.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
They're like, they're like at the barbershop, man, that's ken,
Oh man, I knew it was gonna happen, And they're
like stomping and stuff, like you're watching the original Kings
of Comedy.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
A crowd at the Original Kings in Comedy everybody's.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Like, oh god, they're all making fun of him at
the barber shop, like they're shooting him text and they're like, man,
let's check it out, hey, Ken, how you doing man?
And he's like, I'm not doing so good, bro, like
we know, and they all send him like a face.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Time to.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Kick down the door, Kick open the door? How did
you cat? You printing? So kicked down the door?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
My she's like built like Lilia, Like in my mind,
I see.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Lizzo, Yeah, PreO zimpic listener. Just kicking down the door
and she walks in. She's like, wow, man, great, tell
they gotta be great.

Speaker 8 (18:31):
Well, the guy living there told police he heard someone
breaking in, so he ran down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
But he didn't have any clothes on.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
You made it easy, like he's I sleep in the nude.
I'm comfortable that way. It helps my skit.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
He's naked. I'm cutting those nuts. That's he's always sleeping naked.
I'm cutting those nuts again.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
How did you allow yourself to get caught by this woman?
If she's a big enough bitch to kick down the door,
she's probably lumbering and slow. She's like Jason, she's slow, Like,
here's the thing. You know what, you know how you
don't get machete by Jason run.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
He's slow, she is slow.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Obviously she's built like Naya Jacks, just lumbering around freaking
wrestling ring.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
That's when Hoping's allegedly attacked him, cutting one of his testicles.
He had to go to the hospital for treatment. Hoping
his charge with felonious assault.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
And you know what, she shouldn't go to jail for this.
He should go to jail.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Now you're arresting the man who's a victim of a crime.
He deserves to go to jail. I would send this
jag to jail. You deserve to be in jail. How
did you get yourself caught by this woman? How did
this happen?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
That poor guy man? Once they find out why he's
in jail, he's in for it even worse.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
It's what a dope, just the idea of this big,
big coming out where he at Jama with the hell
Jamal can get on, no, no, and then he comes
to naked Dong just flopping what are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Just kick it? And then just gets this ball what
are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (20:17):
One those six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh in a
show that is Mister Brownstone that is about Heroin, which
we talked about yesterday. You don't want to do heroin,
at least after the first time. The first time seems
like it's pretty bad ass, but after that it becomes.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
An issue because then you're just chasing that feeling you had,
at least from when I've heard those TV shows.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I've heard that. That's I agreed.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
It's like that time I accidentally took four hydro codone
whoa accidentally, Well I took him on purpose, but I
didn't know it was bad for me. So my doctor
had given me this for something, and I'm like, why
would you prescribe this? I mean, this is probably pretty strong.
I don't even think it was that. I probably had
a call for something sometimes doctor doctor I was, let

(20:58):
me tell you, he's the one that made me feel
all right. So I was a young kid, and I'm like,
I guess I could take like two or three of
these because I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I just thought they were like tailing over.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I took them, and somehow I ended up in a
state of euphoria that I've never felt ever again ever,
Like I was like floating. I was flying through the
sky because of the hydrocodum, and I woke up the
next day and I'm like, I can't do that ever again.
I liked it a lot. I can see why people
get addicted to stuff, man, so especially all these singers.

(21:29):
It feels like every other song is by someone who
at some point was addicted to Heroin. That's what Doctor
Feel Good is about, is about when I kickstart my
heart and all that's about Nikki six Odan on Heroin.
So uh, anyway, more uplifting things. Uh we well, I
say uplifting. Somebody almost died because of a NASCAR shirt
and this depending on your view, there are only fans

(21:53):
sites dedicated to w NBA players, So I don't know
if that excites you or not, but we'll talk about
that and sports coming up as well as we're getting
ready for the big game tonight. It is exciting. It
is the Josh Jenness Show. Stay there. This story is
about the ranking of the top Halloween.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Candy variety packs.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Oh wow, So like you and you you go to Walmart,
you don't just buy like a bag of Snickers.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Like you'll see the bags that have like five minute hits.
You have Snickers and M and M's and so.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Here is the number one. According to tasting table. Rankings
were based on flavor variety of different candies in the package.
The number one is Eminem's Peanut, Eminem's Snickers, Twigs and
Milky Way.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Really I would have put that at number two. Well,
what would be your favorite?

Speaker 4 (22:38):
Would be a like a mix of the re Recee's Cups,
Rec's nut Rages, the Pieces, the recent PCs. Isn't it
weird that it's not pieces but we say pieces because
it rhymes with PC's.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's just Reese's pieces. But we're like, oh, Rece's piece. Uh.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Number two on their list was the kit Kat Variety Pack.
I did not know that there was a variety of
variety pack.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Comes along in that.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Well, I would imagine that it has like the white ones, Okay,
kit Cats they have like the end the plus they
have a Halloween like a green kit Cat. Now too,
the Young Earth Halloween Organic Candies. Yeah, that's going to
be a no from me. Sour Patch Kids variety pack
that's up your alley. The Haribo Halloween Happy House Mix,
which I would imagine are like gummy worms and gummy bears, right,

(23:23):
The Nerds gummy clusters that also seems like that's up.
Your os are delicious, they are good Harry Potter Hershey's
chocolate pack.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I can get down with that.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Here now, this is a pack Nerds now and later
Lemonhead gobstopper and a trolley variety pack.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
It sounds like your dentist's worst man. Yeah, the gobstoppers
are pretty terrible.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Actually, you know what, I love spree spree, and I
don't know why you don't see as many.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Of the little rolls of sprees.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
You used to use to see little sweet tarts, not
the little three packs of big sweet tarts. I'm talking
the role of smarty sized sweet tarts. Those were elite.
You never see them anymore. These kids today, they're real dicks.
They're like bad things. They don't like good things like
spree and sweet tarts. You just hate your candy, and
not chewy sweet tarts, which are vile and discussing. You like,

(24:13):
any candy that is supposed to be a hard candy
that has a soft version of it is gross.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
So you're not a big fan of the chewy springs either.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I hate that's my favorite variety of the They're gross
that is disgusting. Look, everybody can have their own preference,
but your opinion is stupid.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
You like shock tarts?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
I did, like, Yes, shock tarts aren't good, but there's
not a hard version of shotgar.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
Yeah, they're chewy, and they're just chewy, you know, the
shock tarts chewy sour, they're good.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, I like. Do they still make shock tarts? I'm
not sure. It's been a long been a long time. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
All right, So we're gonna do sports for you here
in just a second. Also, speaking of sports, NASCAR shirts
causing drama, the Family Dollar will do that for you
as well. But first we're away from game number five.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Here we are.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
So next time eight oh eight comes around, there'll be
a baseball game happening, and hopefully it's one that Trek
Scooble dominates.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
And we see our boys head.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
To the Alcs to take on Getty Lee's low life
Canadian bird Bunch.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
I like that. I like that.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I'll never remember that again. It just came to me
in a moment. I had an out of body experience
Geedty Lee's Canadian I don't even remember what I said now,
low Light, There we go Getty Lee's Low life Canadian bird.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Bunch, also known as the Toronto Blue Jays.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
They're just sitting back waiting for one of these teams
and then they'll start playing.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Baseball this Sunday. How about that.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Now a lot of people are doubting the Tigers, and honestly,
rightfully so. I mean, they played terrible baseball for two
months in the season.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
But that's kind of the way aj Hinch likes it.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
We kind of took on to us against everybody, you
know mentality in September when everybody thought we were, you know,
fading away and were we going to win the division
or were we even going to make the playoffs? And
did we have much left when we went back to Cleveland,
and you know, we're going to come out and face
a team that had the second best record in the
American League.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
And look at us. Now we're in Game five with
Derek Scoubel on the mound.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah, and well the prayers up, brother. So last night
the Giants beat the Eagles thirty four to seventeen. That
was an upset. NFL wise, the Lions take on the Chiefs.
The Chiefs are a two and a half point favorite.
That is Sunday night football, which means I'm not going
to sleep until two in the morning on Sunday, which
means I will be probably still drunk when I get

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here at four point thirty in the morning. The Red
Wings lost five to one, and you were telling me
they were booed off.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
The ice at Yeah, it's articles they were booed off
the ice last night.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Well, it's not a good way to start the year.
Five to one loss and your boot off the ice.
People are sick of it. This is hockey town, or
at least it used to be. It used to be
hockey town. Now you don't make the playoffs for a
damn decade. People are sick of it, and people are
gonna let you here. I mean, hell, the baseball teams
in the Division Series and they were empty seats for
Game four the other day, Like you got a really
wild people like the Lions are doing. The Lions are

(27:03):
a viable contender and people are in love with them.
You can't go out there and lose five to one
on opening night and not expect to hear it from
the people who are.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Sick of it. I get it.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Uh, Michigan is going to take on USC that's going
to be in the coliseum and u c LA comes
to East Lansing in the game that I think Michigan
State's going to demolish u c l A. We talked
about that a little bit earlier place my bets the
Savannah Bananas are bringing part of their bunch to town
as well next.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Year, and you were, a, that's a weird uh weird
gle trotters.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
It's just like baseball globe trot Well, I mean I
get that, but like they keep scoring differently and that's
what throws me off because they've been putting the games
on like TBS or T and T or something.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
So I'm like, I'm gonna check this out. There's a
lot of hype around Savannah Bananas and then the yellow
version of Willie Wonk a guy that owns the team,
and that's that's the yellow Tuxedo guy is what he
goes by.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Okay guy, Yeah, so that dude.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
And so I'm watching the game and like they keep
score of runs and something else, and like, oh oh,
the guy does a backflip and catches the fly ball
and they're like he gets the point for the back flip.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
I'm like, what the hell are we doing here? That's
the point I like it. Like, so, how do you
actually win by is the most trimple, I think, the
simplest way I can break it down as someone who
knows a little bit about it is basically, every inning
is its own entity. So whoever wins that inning gets
a point, and the team with the most points at.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
The end of the game is the winner. Okay. So
the runs, the runs only.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Matter, I believe, in the context or in the world
of that inning. So like, let's say you score one run.
Let's say the party animals score run in the top
of the first Yes, if you score two runs in
the bottom, the inning is just over.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
It doesn't continue.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
You've won the inning, and you move on to the
second inning, okay, and then whoever has the most one
innings the ones that you've won, that's points.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
You win the game.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Fans can catch foul balls for outs. Oh yeah, Oh
they had a guy on stilts. Yeah, a picture on
stilts going on. I find like basic baseball to be
very boring now, Like I just can't get into it anymore.
I used to love baseball, and now it's just so
slow and there's no action. We're in twenty twenty five. Man,
there's got to be action. There's gotta be movement, there's

(29:11):
got to be Baseball is a game that's spent mostly.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
With dudes standing around picking their ass.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
We get wait to see you at the Comerica Park
next time, and you're screaming, bring out the guy the stilts.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
That'll be me, bring out stiltman Reley bringing to a backfoot.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Now, maybe they said, yeah, they talk about how like
these hot models set like an unfair body image for
like young girls. Like now these dudes doing backflips in
a baseball game, for the bananas, they're really making things
a lot tougher for Bryce Harper, who now people expect
to come out on stilts and do a backflip.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
But I like it.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
I look, I'm all about it. Like I don't sit
there and watch it all the time, but I've watched enough.
I have nothing against it.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I'm dude.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
They put in sixty thousand people, three three states.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
You know what doesn't do that? The Tigers.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
They didn't sell out a playoff game. You know what's
gonna happen when that comes to town. They're gonna sell
it out. Just oh you know, all right, here's journey.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Anyway you want.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Offspring on one of six point seven detroits wheels, Joshna
show us Josh and James. Have you seen all these
different Stephen Hawking Ai things.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Yeah, I see with them on a half bite, it's
like just crashing. Look, I'm not telling you anything. You
don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
This stuff is wild what people can do, dude, Like
it is nuts what people are capable of doing with
this stuff. One of the latest ones is all these
MLK ones that are popping up.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Have you seen any of these? I've seen. Mkay. It
looks just freaking like the guy and looks real. But
it's stuff like I.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Have a dream that I'm gonna hit my parlay tonight
like that kind of stuff, Like I need say, I
have a dream that sat Kwan Barkley is gonna have
seventy rushing yards and it's hysterical.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It looks like actual historical footage, dude.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
It looks and then sometimes like what I saw was
MLK at a grocery store, like going through the checkout
line at a grocery store, Dude, it looks just freaking
like you to.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
See what that thing looked like from the back. Quit
playing with a playoffs.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Dude, it looks just like it with that thing, and it's.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Like and you see all these people clapping, like all
these old the old footage of people clapping and interspersed
and then mixed into it kind of like how Forrest
Gump was. And now people can do this on an
iPhone in ten seconds. Isn't that crazy? Like for we've
come to do a Forrest Gump. It took years to
figure out how to do that. Now some Asian kid
can go to his phone in five minutes and be like, hey,
you guys want to hear MLK talking about looking at

(31:33):
the chicks ass.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
I'm trying to see what that thing looked like from
the back. Quit playing with a playoff.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Now.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Allegedly MLK was quite the swordsman in his day, So
I mean I would for shocked if my man I
wanted to see from behind now. But yeah, so now
like the like, my buddy just sent me another one
of Oh it was Stephen hawking on like a beam,
like doing a gymnastics vault, and I see people debate,

(32:06):
Like I saw that Mlk's daughter was like, please stop
doing this, and they're like, no, we're not going to
do that, and I've seen people debate like is this disrespect?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, it's fun.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
It's like, come on, it's just like it's harmless stuff,
you know, like no one's watching that, going wow, did
MLK really say that?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
You're trying to see what that thing looked like from
the back, Quit playing with a player?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
Oh, we gotta find some of these there. So they
keep popping up.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
So my my Instagram algorithm usually just sends me pictures
of smoked meat and videos of chick's asses, like a
lot of Tate McCray. I get a lot of Tate
McCrae videos, and I ain't mad at it. I get
briskets and I get Tate McCrae. Generally speaking, that's my algorithm.
But now I'm starting to get more of these AI

(32:56):
videos in there, which I'm mad at that either because
they're freaking hysterical, very well done. So yeah, we need
to find more of these and get to the audio.
But they're spectacular. So I'm trying to see what that
thing looked like from the back. Quit playing with a player.
It looks just like him. It's amazing, like it looks authentic.
You know, sometimes when you watch these fake press conferences

(33:19):
like where a player will be up there talking trash
or whatever. Yeah, and you can see the lips kind
of not being on, like they look fake. Everything about
this looks authentic.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
It is.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
You gotta go go to Instagram during the break and
watch some of these. They are bonkers how authentic these
things look and sound and look authentic. Why do we exist?
There is no need for us before the alien ais in.
Trust me, they've already caught word. It's a show.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
W LLZ Detroit's Weed. And I have to tell you
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Speaker 3 (33:55):
One of six point seven Detroit Wheels, Josh and a
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Speaker 3 (34:04):
We have a brand new Josh and a Show Facebook page,
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Speaker 1 (34:08):
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Speaker 3 (34:08):
I don't know this for a fact, but I feel
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Give us a follow there and be part of our world.

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Speaker 3 (34:49):
How are we going to start beating all these other
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So you're in a good spot. You're in a position
of power. They don't need you. I do, all right.
So do you want to hear a story about someone
who almost got shot over a NASCAR shirt at a
family dollar Well, yeah, I know you do. This happened
in Carolina, right, so, which isn't shocking because.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
That's NASCAR country.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Oh yeah, Like I mean that said, you're dealing with
some serious stuff when you're talking about a NASCAR T
shirt brother living and breathing in the NASCAR down there.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Absolutely. Let's see here.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Let's play this piece of audio from this news story
about this NASCAR shirt and how it caused a real
to do at the Family Dollar.

Speaker 7 (35:31):
There are bars on the windows of the Family Dollar
on gram, but customers and employees say more security is
needed after a disturbing and scary situation.

Speaker 9 (35:41):
Monday very upset about it, and I'm afraid for those
that are working that are still employed there.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
This person who didn't want to be on camera is
family of someone who is inside the Family Dollar.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Monday, and fear of retribution, like, don't show my face.
I don't want to get taken out by this crazy person.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
She says.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
It all started when a woman complimented another woman on
her NASCAR shirt and then demanded it off of her.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I mean, look, if you like something, I mean, I
don't think it's not strange to ask for it. Like
if I liked your hoodie, I'd go, like, give me
your hoodie. Well, no, maybe it is strange, but at least,
I mean, you can't you don't know unless she asks.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
That's true. Maybe she would have offered no, but just
give it to her. Maybe said like, you know what,
I don't even like this old thing. Would you want
four of them back home? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Look, I make these, I press these myself. Would you
like one but then what are they supposed to wear?
You know, well, they're at.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
The family Dollar get a T shirt for a dollar.
I would imagine she.

Speaker 9 (36:37):
Asked her to give her the shirt that she wanted
the shirt, so the lady, of course told to no,
she wasn't going to give her the shirt.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
That led to a fight between the women.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
Witnesses said the person who demanded the shirt at one
point was throwing water bottles out of the cooler.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
I mean that's a solid weapon, Like I'm just grabbing
water bottles. But by the way, that's not a way
to get the shirt. No, Like, look, you asked the shirt.
I mean, I guess the next move is you have
to resort to throwing water bottles at people for the shirt.
I don't know how this works. I've never asked somebody
what's going through their mind at that point, for the
shirt off their back. I've never asked anybody for that.
I've never seen a shirt that I wanted so badly

(37:13):
that I was like, hey, can not even ask, like,
give me the shirt, give me the shirt. But obviously
things escalated even more. It wasn't just water.

Speaker 7 (37:20):
Bottles, but things got even more disturbing when she left
and came back inside.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Came back with a gun. She's like a homeboy and
white men can't jump. Man.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
I'm going to my car and I'm getting my gun.
That's exactly what she did. So things got nuts.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
Waving it at everyone going in the store.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
Employees got most of the customers to the back of
the store and then called the cops, but a teenager
wasn't able to make it in time. That's when they
say the woman threatened her.

Speaker 9 (37:48):
When the lady seen her, she pointed the gun at
her head, and the little girl just laid there in
like fetal position.

Speaker 7 (37:55):
Sampei officers arrived and were able to subdue the woman
and make an arrest. The woman's child was with her
during the whole ordeal. At least she didn't have her
kid in the hot car.

Speaker 9 (38:06):
You can't do anything because you just don't know what
you know, what people are thinking. You don't know what
they're going through.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I don't really care what you're going through. With that point,
you almost killed some people over a NASCAR shirt.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Now got the gun again, Mom.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
I told you the Dale Earned hard shirt isn't worth
that much. Mom, speaking of what do you think was
on this NASCAR shirt? Do you think it was a
current NASCAR driver? Do you think it was like an
old school one. I feel like it was a throwback.
You know, when you first told me that someone was
almost shot over a NASCAR shirt, I was thinking it
was some hillbilly still pissed off that. You know, some
metrosexual may have been wearing a Jeff Gordon t shirt,

(38:44):
you know, because as you know, the Dale people really
thought that old Jeff Gordon was a bit of a homosex. Yeah,
so they didn't really like Jeff Gordon. They viewed him
as kind of gay. So maybe that's what it was.
I could see that going down in Carolina. You know,
some gym Bob's out there going to the Family Dollar,
you know, looking for whatever at the Family Dollar, and

(39:04):
he sees somebody and it just triggers him in the
right day, he saw a Facebook post that had him
really worked up, and so he was already imbalanced. So
he walks into the Family Dollar and he sees someone
wearing a Jeff Gordon shirt and he sees red and
in this case, he sees the Rainbow Tide logo of
Jeff Gordon's vehicle.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Hell no, that's my Family Dollar. God my Family Dollar.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
That's what I thought was gonna be the case when
you sent me a little get my gun. As it
turns out, someone just really likes someone else's shirt.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
So if you're at the Family Dollar, there isn't a
gun drawn? Are you actually shopping at the Family Dollar?
Very good point, James, that's strong. It's kind of how
I feel about Burlington. Do you notice at the Burlington
they call it Burlington Now not the Burlington Coat Fauntory.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
We had to do more than coats.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
We have a more than greatcoats, but they had a
rebrand at some point. Do you notice that there's a
security guard in the front of the store at all
the Burlington's? Like, does it just get ham at the Burlington?
I mean, I bet you there's a lot of shop
I would imagine like someone's job is to stand there.
There's like a gate for you to enter into. It's
like Disneyland. Yeah, you need a fast pass to go

(40:09):
to Burlington.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Now.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I got the one o six point seven Detroit's Wheels.
Josh and His Show, It's Josh and James this Morning.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Hello, glad you're with us.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
You want to talk about progress in the world, James,
We've really moved up because there was a time when
we just sat back and we made fun of the ladies.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
That played basketball.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yes, now we only make fun of about ninety seven
percent of the ladies who played basketball, and we and
we sexually admire three percent of it. I look three,
I think three percents of fair numbers, okay, because you know,
for every Sophie Cunningham, there's you know, a bunch of
other ones that they're lesbians probably, and that's fine, there's

(40:50):
nothing wrong with them.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
But see the world has changed a lot because now
we're in a world where WNBA players are on only
fans because they ain't making a ton of money to
play the WNBAY And you know why.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Because no one watches or cures revenue.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Correct, So you got to go out and find other
means of generating revenue. One of those is showing your
cups or maybe not even your cous Maybe it's like
your little piggies, your little tozers. Maybe I don't know
what it is. People do weird stuff on this only
fans now.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I don't know if you knew this.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
There are ladies that fart in jars and send them
to people. Yeah, I mean there's a lot of weird stuff.
You're in that world, right, You fart in jars too,
I do. Yeah, it's amazing what people ever A lady

(42:53):
and I had a desirable cuse, I would just go
to the internet and show it.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Who cares? I'd need that money, dude. These people are
getting rich.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I guarantee you that Mandy Rose from WWE makes seven
thousand times what she was making to wrestle just by
showing her hooters on only fans. And in some cases,
you don't even have to show your hooters. You just
got to show bikini picks.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
Yeah, and they're like some pasties on you know, and
just tease the gentlemen or the ladies who are watching you.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Just you tease them. You tice them with the extra money.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
But yeah, Korage Aid was a big release ww wrestler
that's doing bonkers on OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
So we know how much she makes.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Like it'll really kind of sicken you when you think
about it, But I'm in favor of it because if
you've got something people want to see, give the people
what they want to see, show them the goods on OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
If that's going to make you rich, it's going to
make you rich.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Like the world revolves around suckers being exploited. That's how
the world spins. I don't know if you knew this,
suckers getting exploited. The suckers are the horn dogs that
watch wrestling or WNBA or whatever that want to see
these particular ladies flashing some hooters. Randy Rose made over
one million in just two months. Think about that. I
guarantee she didn't make a million and a year at WWE,

(44:04):
but she was out there, and she's on OnlyFans, and
now she's, you know, naked showing her goods on there
and people like it.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
So if people are into it, who cares. I'm all
for it. I mean it's much easier on their bodies, correct.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Like, listen, if we're worried about CTE, I'll tell you
how you don't get CTE. Showing your beaver on the
internet no one, no one ever got concussed showing their
beaver on the internet.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Words to Live by the.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Water six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in The show
headline reads Neil Young pulling music from Amazon, which means
we are just months away from the headline reading Neil
Young puts his music back on Amazon. Tried it without

(44:52):
it on it He's like, hey, listen, I already tried
that on Spotify.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
But I'm all he'll be back.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Don't worry, he says, we have to give up something
to save America from the corporate control age that is entering.
They need you to buy from them, don't they shut
down our government? Your income, you're safe to your family
health security. Take America back together. Stop buying from big corporations.
So does this mean like Neil Young is just selling

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CDs out of the back of his car now he
travels around with a backpack with of mixtapes, Like pulls
up to a bowling alley on a Friday night and
just parks outside.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Goes in, does a set and then hey, if you
guys want to hear my stuff, I've got it. Just
come out to my car.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I have a cutlass and come on out in the
back look for the cutlass and I'll get you a
CD and you get one for your friends. If you
buy two, it's fifteen dollars.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
How about that. We willing to trade you a CD
for a dime bag. Yeah, that'd be Neil Young all right.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Now, Also, something we talked about earlier in the show
was this Reddit thread the weirdest rules Parents forced kids
to follow growing up. Now, I'd like your input on this.
You can text text the word Josh and your message
to five to one A. That is the number five
one eight eight one. Text the word Josh and your
message The weirdest rules parents forced kids to follow growing up,

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and some of the examples were I wasn't allowed to
use the Internet in any way, shape or form before
one pm on Sundays. I realized in my teenage years
that this was because we had stopped going to church,
but my parents didn't want my friends to know.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Oh wow, that's strung.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Really really worried about what the neighbors thought. You like,
who cares what they think? Screw your neighbors, they're jerks. Anyway,
we had to leave the room to fart, and fart
was a curse word. It was called gas, which isn't
even a verb. Oh boy, no, this one sucks. It's
another farting related one. Somebody commented on our post on
the Wheels Facebook page, no farting in the kitchen. That

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should be a rule everywhere. Farting in the kitchen's gross.
No TV channels other than PBS Kids. We had other channels,
but we weren't allowed to watch them. We also weren't
allowed to watch Disney movies. Well that's because there was
a ton of sexual you indo in those Disney movies.
Like you'd be looking one second in the next there's
giant dongs everywhere, like on the cover of The Little
Mermaid correct, Or like in The Rescuers where they show

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the scene with the bird flying down and you can
see a naked woman in the window. You see that one.
There's a bunch of those from or how the how
in The Little Mermaid? Right, it was the dongs, the
shapes of the dongs and the Little Mermaid cover, right,
that was that one. There was a lot of that
kind of stuff. Allegedly, the word sex was spelled in
like the like the dust after, like Mufasa died. Oh,

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I think so you can look that one up. My
dad always we did this one. My dad always muted
the TV during commercials and that was the only time
anyone was allowed to talk when we were watching any program,
especially the news news. That's a good dad, They're just
shut the hell up. I'm watching the TV. Like we
didn't have a bunch of rules like that in my house.
But my dad had sayings, so not rules, but he

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would like, you know, i'd be mad about something or sad,
he go, Josh, build a bridge and get over it.
So he didn't have rules, although I guess that was
a rule to build a bridge and get over it.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
So he would have like sayings like stuff like you
would find on like a mug, you know, like build
a bridge.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Motivational thoughts from from pops.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, well there's like a cat hanging from a power
line or something like, hey, build a bridge and get
over it.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Or you have like the like the swan who was
eating a frog, but the frog is choking the swan
while he's in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
It's like never give up. Correct exactly. But my dad
had stuff like that. He also had ones like you
could have been the shot that hit the wall. That
was one that he used to go to a lot
and I know what he meant by it. I mean,
it's an impressive shot, but that was one that my dad,
or like I brought you into this world, I can
take you out of it, or it was always I

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will slap the whatever out of you, like or I'll
give you something to cry about. That that's a classic.
I used that with my son sometimes, that is, and
your kid's like six months old, like something to cry about,
little baby?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Are you gonna cry? You're gonna cry over dropping those
roots nexts on the floor. I'll give you something that's
a classic.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
Like some things never go out of style, like beating
your kids has kind of gone out of style. Back
in my day, you'd get a belt or a wooden spoon,
and your grandma would have you go get a switch
off the tree. You know, that was classic. Now you
can't do that. You can't tell your kids you go
get a switch, and they'll put you in jail. Right,
But like back in the day, when grandma said go
get a switch, you better have gotten a good switch.
And if that switch wasn't good enough, it didn't if

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you didn't sound like Zorro when you were swinging that
bad boy. Your grandma then went out and got one herself,
and it was always, don't make me have to go
out there. Then you get double would whip your ass,
whip your ass good, and grandma felt no remorse about it.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Thankfully, I never had to deal with the getting the switches.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
But I know my dad would tell me about my
grandma would make him go, boys if hurt.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Brother when my grandma a son go out there and
get a switch and you knew it was on at
that point when you had to go get the switch,
it was on and it was going to hurt belts.
You know, you'd get that kind of stuff too, Like
everybody got the belt or at least the thread of
the belt, you know, with the snap, and then your
dad would take off the belt.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
You know.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Nowadays kids don't get the belt because nobody wears pants anymore.
It's all sweat. You can't wear a belt with your joggers.
That's like you're walking around into the house. What do
you to pull the string out? Yeah, you know, pulled
the string out of my ship pants and all one
of six point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh and His Show,
How are You's Josh and James Greetings, salutations friends, Glad

(50:24):
you're with us. We have got baseball tonight eight to
oh eight. So now we're what less than twelve hours away?
That we're like eleven something hours away from this game?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Yeay tenants and change. Yeah, that's a that's a long
time to wait for this baseball game.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
But it is game five with a chance to play,
and the Alcs on the line. Toronto's just sitting back.
They're waiting for us. Now do you think Toronto having
to wait is gonna cool them? Cool them a little bit,
or do this will be a no. Those guys can hit, man,
they are monsters. I mean they just crush, like the
difference between us and the UH in Toronto's those guys
can just crush all the time. The problem we've had

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for two months is the Tigers can't crush, except like selectively.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Now early in the season they did, but.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Like in the playoffs, in the last month and a
half or so, it's been oh wow, they just had
a six run inning and then they have.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
To be in a do or die situation in order
for the match to wake up most.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
I mean it's kind of like that. It happened obviously yesterday,
I mean two days ago. Down three to nothing in
the fifth, the season's over, and then all of a
sudden they score nine runs out of nowhere. I mean,
Toronto is going to be heavily favored if it ends
up being the Tigers in Toronto, it's going to be
a massive, massive favorite for Toronto because they can just mash.
Their lineup is filled with dudes, and they got some

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legit stars in the middle of their lineup that are
just beasts.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
So the Tigers will be an underdog.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
But you'd rather get there and find out they'll lose
this one to Seattle and never know, so uh, hopefully
they do. You got Schooble tonight. Yes, he's owing three
this season against it. The team is oh and three
in games at Schooble starts against Seattle.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Who the hell cares?

Speaker 3 (51:54):
It's game five, seasons on the line. George Kirby starts
for for Seattle. Maybe he's gonna pucker up a little bit.
I mean, the pressure's on them now. They were a
playoff team that won the division. The Tigers didn't. You
had the two to one lead and a three to
nothing lead in Game four on the road and couldn't
close the deal and got mashed in that game. So

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the pressure is all on them. You're at home, all
the pressure on the world in the world. Like I
think people here locally have already not written off the Tigers,
but they've already kind of looked at this last month
and a half blown. The fifteen and a half game
lead is well, it can't get any worse at this point,
so it's kind of I don't think there's a ton
of pressure on the Tigers going into this. I don't
think that the city's putting a ton of pressure on

(52:35):
the fans, aren't. All the pressure is on the team
that won their division. Yeah, the team that won their
first playoff game in like one hundred years earlier in
this series, the team that had the two to one
lead and was leading three to nothing in Game four,
So all the pressure is on them, and they've got
to go out and take on Trek Scoople. So I
think we're winning Tonight, We're favored to win. I think
we're gonna win. And then Sunday we get Game one

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of the LCS in Toronto, So let's go, all right,
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You can't just get it anywhere. You have to go
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