Show ‘em Your Woozle

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Said, don't you say?

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Josh inn Is Show on one six point seven Dollz
Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
All right, welcome man six six Josh Nis Show. It's
Josh and James this morning. Fresh off watching the Lions
get knocked around by the Eagles. That was a rough
watch last night. It's about as ugly as a close
game can be.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
My goodness. Uh, we'll get into that though.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
In sports, James is fresh off a weekend at the
comic con. Yeah, mortacity, comic con man. My foot is
feeling the pain all the walking. Oh, I'm sorry, it's
not gout. I guarantee is not gout. Well, we would
know that it's a different part of the foot and
it doesn't hurt as bad, but it's still.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Enough to make you look like I'm hobbling around like
a senior citizen. I'm sorry to hear that you suffered.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
A comic con undrelated foot injury. I'm so sorry that
walking around with a bunch of weirdos in their costumes
for a day too much walking as you incapacitated. Basically,
it walk too much. But I saw you hung out
with Brutus the barber beefcake.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yeah yeah. Stories about under the giant taking a crap
on an airplane.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, maybe we'll place some of that audio on a
little bit but a little bit of a shoot interview
with him at towards the end.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You shoot a little bit on Rick Flair.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Well, and for those who don't understand the wrestle in parlance,
to shoot means that he was telling the truth. It
wasn't a work in promo. It was a shoot promo.
It was not in character. No, these very upset with
Rick Flair. Listen, this is I am not Brutus the
barber Beefcake saying this right now. I'm whatever my real
name is. I'm whatever my real name. I'm Brutus Beefcake.
I'm not the barber right now, I'm mister Beefcake. Which

(01:43):
I asked him to him, like, but I call you Brutus,
I call you mister Beefcake. He's like, call me brother
bro tas what Grill mind Stone would call me. I'm like, okay,
brother bro Ti, you got it.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's interesting when you look at these old wrestlers, because
like nine and a half out of ten of them
are like just really sad people. Like these people that
were in this previous era where like now everything's like
it's a movie and it's you know, it's like big
production and they all make money and everything. Like Brutus
to Barbara Beefcake had to wrestle like three hundred and

(02:15):
fifty five days a year to any money. Yes, the
dude was always traveling. It was not glamorous like it.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Was back when.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Like they were basically carnies is what these people. Yeah,
like so there was nothing glamorous about what they did.
And now most of them were really trashy people, like
just kind of like dead beats and stuff and that
very strong, very muscular, and this is all they could do. Correct.
But you look at the guys now and they're very
like polished, and they're entertainers and they're in movies and

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they're rich and good looking like the wrestlers people considered
good looking back then. Like you look at some of
these guys and they all had like mustaches. Oh, they
all looked straight out of like.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Low end porn. And they were the good looking ones.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
He's he's the hands one. Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
But old Brutus the barber Beefcake.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
So we'll maybe we'll hear a little bit of that
audio we will hear from Dan Campbell, who was back
to his old ways. My man went back to being
old school Dan Campbell. He's like, you know what, we're
going for it. We're going for it. Hit me again,
hit me again, but sir, you have twenty. It was
like watching ten Cup. Have you ever seen Tin Cup?

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Okay, yeah, the golf movie.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
So at the end of it, he's like, he has
a chance to win the US Open, but he just
keeps hitting the ball into the water and he said,
give me another ball, give me in. They're like, just
the last ball you've got in the bag, Roy, and
he just keeps taking and he ends up shooting at
thirteen and losing the US Open. But that's what it
felt like watch Oh sorry, I mean it's a thirty
year old movie.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm sorry. Spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
He loses the US Open, all right, So anyway, but
that's what it felt like, Or like me on a
random Sunday when I keep pumping fifty dollars into my
fan duel and losing and losing and losing and losing.
Someone should say just stop, and he's no one did.
He's just like, nope, we hit me again. All right,
but anyway, welcome in. It is Monday. We're glad you

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guys are there. We're gonna play a game here in
a little bit. You talk to some of these costplayers
at Comic Console.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
We'll do that.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
We're loaded. But right now we have got the beasties.
We are Detroit's wheels. We're still Detroit's wheels. Where the
hell is my audio? I don't know, it's not there.
It's weird. Okay, hold on, huh well, sleep till. This

(04:42):
is certainly intriguing. We got ourselves quite a conundrum here
because nothing's firing. Huh well, well, if the center text,
you're just gonna tell us to call the AUNIIR tech support.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well, hold on, let me see here, let's see stay.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
There's been a.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
While since I've gone the Josh in his show sports.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
All right, I'm well aware that we are sometimes on
the air, sometimes or not. I have no idea what
the issue is this morning. I have no idea. I
have no idea if the next time I hit one of.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
These buttons it's gonna work. I don't know. We are
off to a rip roaring start.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
We're we're look the only person having a worse day
than we are is Dan Campbell.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
We have a little bit of time.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Left to kind of fix things, remedy things, make them better.
But just us and Dan Campbell, we are the ones
having the worst of it today. Anyway, speaking of Dan Campbell,
he reverted back to his old ways. He turned into
a pumpkin yesterday. I guess after that great game against
Washington because.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
It was over.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, that was a wolf yesterday. Now, look, I think
Dan Campbell's fine. He's a good coach. I'm not judging
or anything like that. He's obviously been very successful. However,
last night he was not very successful. And I told
you it just felt like an addict last night, like
they just kept going for fourth down and like you
knew it wasn't gonna work every time. And ultimately what
happened is they gave up six points I think off

(06:16):
of those turnover on downs. Now, granted they turned the
ball over on downs five times and only gave up
six points off of those, so that's.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Credit to the defense.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
However, you did end up like there were just so
many bad things. Just to kind of put it into perspective.
So Jameo scores that touchdown late in the first half.
You feeling pretty good, and I say late in the
first half. But in the first half he scores that touchdown.
You go up and you're like, okay, good. Then he
commits a stupid penalty that knocks you out of range.
You missed the extra points. Instead of seven, you end
up with six. What do you do He like jumped

(06:45):
in on l on the yeah, like the goal, yeah
on the on the yeah, yeah I did.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I can't do that. Apparently he can't.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I don't know what's allowed and what isn't allowed, but
I guess that's one that isn't allowed.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
So there was that. So you go for it five times,
you fail on all of them. You give up six
points I believe directly off of those. On one of
the times you failed, you had an easy chip shot
field goal that you didn't take, So there's three points
that you could have had for yourself. So dumb penalties
like one that cost you a point after the touchdown
one cost you or one time you fail going for

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the fourth down and you don't get a field goal
out of that, So there's four points off the board
right there. You give up six points directly off of
failed fourth downs. Then inexplicably in the fourth quarter, after
you've gone forward on fourth down five times and failed,
then when you're down ten in the fourth quarter, you

(07:40):
decide to start punting. None of it made any sense.
But here's Dan Campbell.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Yeah, no, listen, And I told the team that I
was like, man, you know, there's some things I wish
I would have done different. Look at the bottom line
is you obviously, if you go totally conservative, you got
it in the way this game played out and the
way it was, you got a better chance of winning
that game than some of those decisions I made.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
I understand that. But also.

Speaker 7 (08:08):
You know, that's that's that's who we are, who I am,
and it bit us today.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
You know, I feel like sometimes my man just short
circuits hes just like he's up there and he's like,
I got this to say, and then that that's just
who we are.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
That's I'm sorry, guys, that's just that's who I am.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
But also.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
You know, that's that's that's who we are, who I am,

Speaker 1 (08:38):
You know, you know, yeah, I'm aware you lost by
what seven points and also at the end of the game,
and I don't think it would have made that much
of a difference because they didn't really deserve to win
the game. They just defensively they did offensively, they were terrible,
But at the end of the game that was obviously
not a pass interference that they called. The pass interference
that extended the game. The Lions should have gotten the
ball back with a chance to go down the field

(09:00):
and tie or take the lead in that game, and
they were robbed of that because of the NFL officials
being bumms and calling a pass interference.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
It was a joke.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
It was a flat out joke. It should never have
been called. The TV broadcast was mocking out bad the
call was, and then the league doubled down on it.
After the game. They were talking with the the officials
about it or the people that represent the officials, and
they're like, nah, we felt he grabbed his arm. He
didn't initiate the contact. He was initiated by the receiver.

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It was so bad.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
But anyway, that game sucked.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
And now, as shocking as this might be to believe
the Lions are currently not in the playoffs. As I
was gonna ask that, I saw somebody post the headline
like they are out of the playoffs. Yeah, they are
out of the playoffs, and the Bears are in whoa,
the Bears and the Packers are in out of the division,
and the Lions are currently on the outside. So then
you go Joey Lawrence from Blossom, whoa, whoa, boy, things

(09:53):
suck right now. So that is the latest that is sports.
But at least Dan Campbell has answered.

Speaker 7 (09:57):
And you know that's that's that's who we are, who
I am, and it bit us today.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
You know.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I feel like I'm telling that to Casey every day
about something.

Speaker 9 (10:13):
Josh in this show one of six point seven w
l E.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Detroit's Wheels seven Mary three, on one of six point
seven Detroit's Wheels, I'm Josh, He's James.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Hello, it's the Josh in his show. Hello. Hello. All right,
So we.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Are going to have a lot of stuff going on here.
In just a little bit, we found this news story
about a guy who robbed a dispensary.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
So I'm sure that hits close to home for you,
very close.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
It's painful though, right it's in Grand Rapids where.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
You don't important your from Grand.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Rad That's a bit too far of a draft A
James boy to go pick.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Up some chronic.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Will you make your own? I say, you make your own,
You cook it up and it up. You cook up
your own reef for cigarettes. What I do is I
grow it and then I harvest it, and then I
cure it. Do you consider yourself a farmer? I don't,
but I use farmer terms I do. That's the one thing.
When I started growing pot, I started using the farmer
terms like harvest yeah, look, my god, because I used

(11:15):
to be like, I gotta cut it, I gotta cut
the plants down, or I gotta I gotta trim the
buds or whatever. And then I was like, you know what,
I got the harvest my weed. But I technically you
do though. You are a far to me. If you
grow something that needs to be harvested, I think that
makes you a farmer absolutely well. I mean like you're
not growing you know, I don't know, the corn or something,
but you're growing pot and it's a product that people

(11:35):
want and you grow it and you have to nurture
it and take care of it.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
So I love those plants all summer long until the
fall comes around.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I name them. I mean everything sticky. You're a farmer.
You're definitely a farmer, give yourself a credit. I will,
I'll take the credit. Then I member James, Farmer, James
that you come on down, farmer. James just spends every time. Yeah,
you see, now we've got something. Do you want to
spend money on the show?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Sure's the thing.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
If this company would allow those entities to spend money. No,
they they stick very strictly to FCC federal laws. Like
my former employer, they found loopholes and ways around to
where you could because I was a spokesperson for a
few different dispensaries in the area.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Look at you. Yeah, so here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
And I don't know why, like I'm just catnip for
people who grow their own weed. But my previous place
of employment in Saint Louis, I also worked with a
guy who grew and sold his own lead. Yeah, I'm
back to back baby, that's what I find. Hopefully this
one will be more successful than the previous. And in
Saint Louis, weed is legal, Like there's dispensaries everywhere.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
You can go to all the shops and everything and
buy pot.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
And I worked for Hubbard Broadcasting, a very overrated broadcasting
company that nobody ever says anything bad about. But they're
losers like everybody else. But they wouldn't let us do
weed stuff either, And I'm like why, Like there's so
much money worried about these radio stations and you're like,
oh my god, the radio station's gonna make it nad revenue.

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These pot people have like unlimited supplies, a bottomless pit
of cash, yes, like literally green cash. And now I
want people to know about them, and they want people
to know. But that's why there's billboards everywhere. And my
guy would just get so angry. He'd be like, why
are we not getting these dispensaries on it? And I'm like, look,
you're preaching to the choir. I don't smoke pot or anything.

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I don't care to, but like it is what it is.
Like they have so much cash, so we have no
qualms with taking gambling money. Like if you want to
look at vices, we'll take alcohol money, We'll take gambling money.
Like somehow the pubs dude, I used to speak on
behalf of like three strip clubs in Philadelphia, So like
I get it. It's just funny how we pick and

(13:47):
choose what vices or anything or not that I'm not
asking you to do live reads for crystal meth or
anything like that. Yeah, it's a completely legal item that
you could purchase in this state without any issues. Like
I even made jokes that I work for or like
a municipality here in the in the area as well,
and I made jokes like, oh, the cops come in
the office, Oh, cops are here, hida weed And the

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cops are like, yeah, we don't even care about weed,
So you need to update your joke, dummy.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Hey, if you have crystal meth or cocaine, that's an issue, pal, And.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Then I change it to heroin the next time they
came in quick have heroin and they're like, get on
the ground. Do you think that's funny? So, but I'm
with you, like, it's just wild to me that all
the stuff, like everything that. Granted I don't buy the
whole thing that people aren't addicted to pot and stuff
or what like. I think people do get it. I
think people can, yeah, but like you can get addicted
to gambling. But we're out here like, hey, everybody, we

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got my parlay tonight. But they always end every commercial
with if you have a problem with gambling or know
somebody who does, please call it what a hundred gambler
help or whatever the hotline is? Is there a pott?
Is there a pot line? And maybe they need to
make one?

Speaker 10 (14:50):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Maybe that's what we need to do. We need to
start that. I agree. I'll be the guy that count
consoles everybody. Oh, you have a problem smoking pot, won't
just bring it on down to James Boy. I'll dispose
of it for you. First of all, bring it on
down to farmer James. Farmer, James, Farmer, Jamesie boy will
help you out. Hey, if you have a pot problem,
called one eight hundred pot and called farmer James Farmer
James will help you out with your pot issues. Yeah,

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but we have no qualms selling people booze and telling
people to gamble and telling people to do everything else.
But man, when it comes to smoking some pot at
your house, now that is a bridge too far.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
We can't do that. So no, I'm with you on
that one.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
All right. So Josh inn a show, welcome in everybody.
But all that to tell you that all stemmed from
this one thing. Yeah, the story, there's one about a
guy robbing the dispensary in Grand Rapids. Things happening in
Grand rampids, so we'll get that for you. And James
went to the Detroit Comic Con Motor City Comic Con,
Motor City Comic Con over the weekend and talk to

(15:45):
some freaks and geeks and we have a game we're
gonna play with them about cosplaying and stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
So we'll do that later as well.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
And maybe you'll hear from Brutus the barber Beefcake, who
is now james best friend. We have bros now, yeah,
so we have all that to get into. But for
we have Aerosmith on Detroit's Wheel one of six points
seven Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Josh in the show Josh and James this morning.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Hello, if you want to feel old, today is Rachel
mcadam's birthday. Oh yeah, Rachel McAdams is forty seven's forty seven,
which means that she was twenty seven in Wedding Crashers,
which came out twenty years ago, which is probably Mount
Rushmore all time comedy for me, probably, Oh god, Yeah,
I'm a big Vince Vaughan guy. At least I was

(16:27):
a big Vin's Von guy. I met him one time.
It was like the highlight of my life. By accident,
accidentally one of those are the best kind of wind,
like meeting celebrities, which rarely happens, Like rarely are you
just out and you see a celebrity in the wild. Yeah,
But I was in New Orleans for the was the
NFC championship game, the year the Saints got screwed against
the Rams on the NOLA no call. I was there

(16:48):
at that game, and the night before I had to
go meet a scalper, you know, at d'mon if you
will what it was. I had to go meet my
own da'mon to get the tickets coming in rare.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Almost precident.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
So I had to go see a dmoon to go
pick up these tickets at a hotel and I look
over at the bar and I'm saying, like, is that
Vince Vaughn? And it was Vince Vaughn. I'm like, well
and like to me, like Vince Vaughn was the apex
of comedy to me, and like's only two thousands, like
it was huge. Now granted this was five, six, seven,
seven years ago now seven, Yeah, I guess it would

(17:24):
have been. Is that an early twenty nineteen, I guess so, Yeah,
it was six years ago or so. But like old
School and Wedding Crashers and for Christmases and Dodgeball and
go down the list of Vince Vaughn movies that were
fantastic in that era, Red Claws.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Fred Law.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's kind of the beginning of the end was the
Fred Clause. I was so excited for Fred Claus and
then I'm like, this is terrible. So they're like business
for children.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
That kind of started the downhill trend for Vince Vaughn.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
But Four Christmases to me has become a Christmas staple now,
Like I love Vince Vaughn, right, So I walked over
to him cause I can see he's getting up to
go to the bathroom. So I'm like, let me make
my move now, and I'm like, hey, Ben, should mind
if I get a picture. He's like yeah, sure, So
he takes off his glass I take a selfie. While
I'm taking it, I'm like, hey man, I love crashers,
as if like we're in some cool crew where we
take the wedding. Now, hey man, I love Crashers. And

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he's like, thanks, I see the exactly question.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
You just knew it.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I could see him doing that, like thanks, thanks, thanks,
And then I took the picture and that was that.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
And that was my brief encounter with Vince Vaughan. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Now, I've also had some other encounters that were pretty cool,
Like I peed next to Michael Irvin in a urinoal
And not only did I p next to Michael Irvin,
there was another time where did you.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Compliment his watch while you were urinating?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I was like, amazing, Penis, Mike, I mean, wow, I
can see why you mean watch. I mean watch, is
that a Rolex?

Speaker 10 (18:46):
So?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Uh, but I did.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
I stood next to him and I go, it's up, playmaker,
and then he said nothing, nothing in response. But then
one time when I worked in Houston, Michael Irvin had
a radio show that at the time, I want to say,
was on in Dallas or Miami, and he was in
town doing something with the Texans, and he needed a
place to do his radio show.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
So they did it at our building.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
And they're like, Hey, when Michael Irvin gets here, can
you just show him where the studio he's gonna be
working at. I'm like, okay, sure, that's fine. I show
up with your cowboys jersey and pictures to get autographed. Nod.
Quite the opposite. I just showed out like, hey, it's
Michael Irvin. Hey Mike, I'm Josh gonna shake. I guess
he thought that I was like his errand boy or something.
Mind you. I was an afternoon radio host in Houston,

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like a pretty big job, you know. And Michael Irvin
hands me his bag and says, all right, let's go,
and and I'm like, okay, So I got this Louis
Vuitton bag that I'm rolling down the hallway. We go
into this room and he's like, look, I'm interviewing Mario
Williams and I'm like okay, cool. He goes, I need
you to write twenty questions that I can ask Mario Williams.
I'm like, okay, I can do that, mister playmaker. Like

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all of a sudden, I'm like in I'm like okay fine.
And then he's walking out. He goes and I need
you to write him like I would ask him.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I'm like, well, this is a setup, Like this is
not good.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
So I'm like, so should I put it in like
all seventy two font like what did like exclamation? So
I write the questions and then he leaves and he
hands me his bag again and tells me to get
into an elevator with him and wheel his bags down
to his car. Mind you, i am an afternoon drive
radio host in like the fifth largest radio market in
the country, and I'm wheeling this guy's roller bag like

(20:27):
people are trying to get into the elevator. Just get
into sign Stuffy. That morning, you were just an internal
correct Like so one guy's waiting with the football, and
all of a sudden, I'm like, no, mister Irvan's not
gonna sign your stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
We're busy.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
You became like a security I'm like, no, we gotta go,
Michael Irvans gotta get to the store. Mister poymaker doesn't
have time for your time for you get back. The
starts spraying. I'm like a little water bottle shooes. Yeah.
So then the next day I'm watching NFL Networks. I'm like,
I want to see if he used any of my questions.
Remember I sat there and wrote twenty questions for Michael

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Irvin ask Mariolliams of the Texans. He asked none of them,
did not use any of them. I'm like, hey, jelly
watches much I wrote I got some.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
Hot questions from to ask.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Literally, not one of the questions I asked, So then
I started thinking things like does Michael Irvan think I suck?
Doubt yourself. It's like, do I suck? Does Michael Irvan
think I'm horrible?

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Like it or not?

Speaker 9 (21:25):
This is the Josh in his show one of six
point seven w LZ Detroit's Wheels The Josh in his
show sports.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
All Right, So last night's football game really sucked. That's
also bad when you lose in the game really doesn't
have a flow and it's not really interesting and it's
muddled and ugly. And when the Lions have been losing
this year, they haven't been kind of fun shootout type games.
They've been games like that where they get nothing going,
like against Green Bay.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
They did that earlier this year.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
It was awful to watch.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
This was another example of that. Last night.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Is they like it was a close game for the
whole thing. So I guess that's good, But like I watched,
it never really felt like they.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Had much of a shot.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I agree, Yeah, you never thought that, like, okay, maybe
they can pull it off, maybe they'll pull it off.
But then every time you go on it for fourth
every time I go on fourth down for it all
right over there.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Yeah, I'm malfunctioning. I think I think you are.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
We're gonna be okay. I got a little bit of
Dan Campbell, the malfunction.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yes, this is you. Huh, this is hold on, hold on.

Speaker 7 (22:29):
You know that's that's that's who we are, who I am,

Speaker 3 (22:35):
You know that's you. Yep, that's just me trying to
talk about going forward on fourth.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Down five times, by the way, zero for five on
fourth down, and like at some point you'd be like,
did someone try to tell him to stop? And I
also understand the idea that hey, this is who you
are and this is what you're doing. When it works,
you're brilliant, and when it fails, but there just came
a point where it felt reckless. Like I gave you
the example of just like there was one Monday, was

(23:00):
a Monday that they were playing. It was the game
they played against Tampa on Monday Night football, and I
kept making these like like quick bets, like to have
a catch on this drive type bets that happened really fast.
So you can either win really fast or you lose
really fast. And I just kept pumping in money because
I kept losing, and at some point. I just needed
someone to say you should stop, stop because before you know,

(23:23):
you've lost hundreds of dollars back one hundred bucks and
I went all my money back. Oh I love now
two hundred bucks and I get all my money back me.
I need you to bank transfer me three hundred dollars
I got. This is a surefire, locked in bet I'm
gonna win. Oh boy, sweetie, I lost the money that
was Dan Campbell last night. Like it just felt like
he was just short circuiting. He was malfunctioning during this

(23:43):
and some of these just felt forced. And you look
back on it. Two of the five cost you points.
You lost field goals on two of them. You passed
up an easy field goal on one of them as well,
so doing the math that could have been a nine
point swing in a game that you lost by seven.
You never got things going offensively outside of a couple
of big plays. But Dan Campbell was asked about going

(24:04):
for it five times and failing five times last night.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Yeah no, listen, And I told the team that I
was like, man, I you know, there's some things I
wish I would have done different. Look at the bottom line,
is you you obviously if you go totally conservative. You
got to in the way this game played out and
the way it was, you got a better chance of
winning that game than some of those decisions I made.
I understand that, But also, you know, that's that's that's

(24:36):
who we are, who I am, and it bid us today,
you know, but.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
I liked it. He's like, hey, you know what, I
understand that if I would have done this differently, we
probably would have won because that's what the game dictated.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
But now this is who I am.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
We're gonna ride or die with these acid nine fourth
down decisions. And look, most of the time, I'm with him,
and I love the guy, Like I don't hate Dan
Campbell or wish. I don't think he's bad at his
job or whatever. But in that particular game, in a
game that was decided by seven points, in a sixteen
to nine game, sometimes the game dictates that you punt
and you play defense and you play the field position game.

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And they never did that, inexplicably until the fourth quarter
when they're down ten and they're like, that's time to punt. Yeah,
maybe at that point in time, that's when you should
have been going forward on for it down exactly.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
But instead it's like, nope, we're punting now. Yeah. So
that sucked. But so that was a loss.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Last night, and things were not very enjoyable. And of
course Dan Campbell like that's who he is. I get
that who he's. I love that piece of audio, though.
It's like, you know, when your wife asked you why
you and your buddies were out until like four in
the morning on a Sunday night at the bar.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
But also, you know, that's that's that's who we are,
who I am, and it bit us today, you know.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Yeah, sometimes it binds you.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah, But then they lost last night, and they did
get screwed on that last play, and the ref said
that they got the right call and that there was
a pass interfere Would they have come back and won
the game? Maybe, maybe not. I mean, they would have
gotten the ball back with decent amount of time, could
have gone down the field. They'd already made a couple
of huge explosive plays. So who knows. You get the
ball to Jamier Gibbs, he makes a guy miss, you

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go for fifty yards and you're cooking. Maybe it was
a game I felt like they didn't deserve to win.
I just felt like the Eagles were better, not that
much better. Neither team was good offensively, but the defenses
were stout. Defense was great. Defense deserved to win last night.
Offense didn't. And I think the better team last night one.
And now you're out of the playoffs. If the season
ended today, the Bears and the Packers are in the

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playoffs and the Lions are a little bj doing doing good. Yeap.
So there you go, and that is sports. And this,
my friends, is Lincoln Park. Coming up, we'll take you
to Grand Rapids where a gentleman robbed a dispensary.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
The news story is kind of amusing.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Just one thing from the news story is amusing, but
it's very amusing. So we will do that. We're just
loaded with stuff to do today. And James went to
MotorCity Comic Con, so we'll play some audio from that.

Speaker 11 (27:05):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Hey, also, I've enraged a bunch of old people on
social media. Oh again, so I've got the best of
their old people comments. So I got a whole list
of things that old people on Facebook say about me.
We'll do that. How about that. Welcome to Monday, everyone,
the Josh Ennis Show, Well, those six point seven Detroit's.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Wheels Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
So our journeys take us to Grand Rapids where a
gentleman robbed a dispensary. Let's go to Channel thirteen in gr.

Speaker 12 (27:39):
A man wearing a fake beard and armed with a
gun robbed the Grand Rappin's marijuana dispensary on Sunday, and
now detectives are asking the public for help to find him.

Speaker 13 (27:49):
Thirtenyar signs Micah Toe talked with Chief Eric Winstrom about
the robbery. Micah joins us, now, what can you tell
us now?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
It's also important to note that these ladies pointed out
at the beginning of the story that this man was
wearing a fake beard. Fake be a very fake beard.
I mean, if you want to see it, is it
on the Facebook.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
It is on the Facebook page.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Go to the Josh Ennis Show Facebook page and try
to avoid all of the commons from strange octagenarians and
all over. They're ambushing right now, and look at the
picture of this man in his fake beard. Mind you,
it is a fake beard. Okay, this man is wearing
an obviously fake beard. It's like if you went to
the store and wanted to get a forest gump. At

(28:29):
the very end of his ridy is running and he says,
I think I'll go home now. Yeah, it looks like
Forrest Gump Bang, that fat guy that rides a motorcycle
from Harry Potter Bang Bang hailed it. So that's let me.
I'll start over again to see you guys can get
the idea of this. So again it is a fake beard.
Here we go.

Speaker 12 (28:45):
A man wearing a fake beard and armed with a
gun rob the Grand Rappi's marijuana dispensary on Sunday, and
now detectives are asking the public for help to find him.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Their ten year signs.

Speaker 13 (28:55):
Micah Toe talked with Chief Eric Winstrom about the robbery.
Micah joins, us, now, what can you tell us?

Speaker 14 (29:01):
This is the man behind me, dressed up in what
Chief Winstrom calls a disguise.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Now here's a closer look at the suspect. The chief says.

Speaker 14 (29:09):
While the while beard may be fake, he says the
threat is very real with a man pointing a sod
Off shotgun. Robbery happened around eight thirty pm Sunday night
at the Knox Cannabis Dispensary on Plainfield Avenue. While the
amount hasn't been shared, Chief Winstrom says they walked out
with a very large amount of money. Because marijuana is

(29:29):
illegal on the federal level, it creates some difficulties with
the banks, which is why these stores carry large amounts
of cash on hand. Noted, Winstrom says that may make
them more likely to be targeted.

Speaker 15 (29:42):
How these dispensaries operate in and of themselves makes them
a higher target for these criminals, especially in a situation
like this.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
It's mostly a cash business.

Speaker 15 (29:52):
These individuals know that there's going to be cash on hand.
Different dispensaries take different steps to secure that cash.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
But here's the thing. I wouldn't be saying this on
TV because all you're doing is telling people like, hey,
by the way, all of these dispensaries are loaded with cash.
We can't find this guy because we were easily bamboozled
by his disguise.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
His guy.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
He's wearing a disguise. So really, all you had to
do was walk into a dispensary with a gun and
a fake beard and make off with thousands of dollars.
And now you're telling people that it's there. I don't
think that's the move. It's not possible to make everything,
you know, robbery proof.

Speaker 14 (30:33):
Now, if you have any information about this robbery or
this individual, you're asked to give GRPD a call.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Thirty on your side, I'm like Choe, Now, how would
I be able to give you any sort of.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Information when his disguise is so elite? I know, he's
such a great disguisy. That's true disguise, the high point
of that story.

Speaker 14 (30:49):
Dressed up in what Chief Winstrom calls a disguise.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
No, I feel like that's what the world calls a disguise.
That's why he's the chief, That's why he's a chief.
Very observant. Listen, I didn't make it to the chief
of Police and Grand Rapids by being an idiot. Okay,
I can spot a fake beard from a mile away.
I think the man's clearly in a disguise. I don't
think that beard is real.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Let's get it. We're gonna get a group together and
break this down. Do you guys think that was a
real beard? I don't know. It looks like a disguise
to me what he describes as a disguise.

Speaker 14 (31:21):
Dressed up in what Chief Winstrom calls a disguise, what.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
The world would call a disguise.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Because if you look at the picture, and the picture
is on the Joshenna Show Facebook. By the way, if
you see this, it is quite literally the fakest fake beard.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
You've ever bed.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Like he went in he ordered the fat forecostume my team,
and he's rocking that at the rob the store and
then he found some old radio station giveaway hat for
straight out of Compton, And I think that's the best part.
And I don't know if the hat actually says straight
out of Compton or if it's there was that whole
movement in the mid tooth every twenty fifth raight out

(31:57):
of Like you'd go to Facebook and there'd be like
Team who or some Chinese website. They would be like,
order You're straight out of w ll Z shirt or
you're straight out of Detroit shirt. So I don't even
know that that hat actually says straight out of Compton
or if it says straight out of something very random,
but that's he's wearing that and the fakest fake beard ever.

(32:17):
But he's got very fashionable jeans on. Though maybe they
could track him down with those jeans and those looks
like some white pumas.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
So but again, nothing gets by the chief of police
and Grand rapt.

Speaker 14 (32:27):

Speaker 3 (32:33):
What we have here, I believe is a suspect in
a disguise.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
It's like, we got the chief on the phone.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Chief, do you think that his beard was real?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Or like? What is the deal? Fairly certain name was
a disguise. He's like, so what.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
About that makes you think it's a disguise?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
But also you know.

Speaker 7 (32:52):
That's that's that's who we are, who I am, and
it bit us today, you know.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
So there you go.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
So if you see a guy walking around in an
obviously faked beard and straight out of Compton hat in
Grand Rapids, that guy robbed a dispensary, like, I wonder
if they talked to the chief after and they're like, chief,
quick follow up. Do you believe that he's still wearing
the disguise or do you think he discarded the disguise?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Oh that's a good question. We're still looking into that
right now.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
But one thing we do know for certain, though, is
that it is, in fact a disguise.

Speaker 14 (33:25):

Speaker 1 (33:29):
It's been confirmed the man who's wearing a disguise, per
league sources, it's a disguise, all right, Joshnis Show. Welcome
in everybody. Here is bon Jovi Well up six point
seven Detroit's Wheels, Joshnas Show. So you can check out
that picture of our friend who's in that disguise on
the Josh Ennis Show page. He really just looks like
Gritty the flyers mask. He's like Middle Eastern gritty. He's

(33:55):
got this big beard. He looks ridiculous. So you can
check that out on the Joshness Show.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
At least figured out that was the disguise.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Man, He's like, I got you, I've I've solved that.
Nothing gets by me. He's basically part of Mysteries Inc.
At this point, he's one of the gang chief. Do
we put out a rendering drawing of his suspect? Well, no,
I believe he's in a disguise.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
We can't do that.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
And then they just put out a picture of Gritty
and you're like this, if you have any information on
the whereabouts of Gritty, please call Unsolved Mysteries.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
All right, So here's what we got coming up.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I do have a whole bunch of comments from angry
people on Facebook. Oh Man I saw your busy boy
on Facebook, and then I got in trouble, and then
I have to deal with Casey. Oh got the built out?
He did come over? H he did, and so he
texts me. He never text me on the weekend, right,
like some guys like Tony Travado, who's all of our boss.
Tony and I will text like all the time. Well,

(34:47):
you guys both love Lou Whitaker. Correct, well not, Tony
loves Lou Whitaker a lot more than I do, and
will he just sends me text like he and I
will text about things like legit friends. Casey and I
are not legit friends because if we were, we text
on the weekend, which we really don't. So I've confirmed
that we're not friends, that we just work together this course,
I guess me and Tony like I truly, I have
a thought. I think the only reason I have a

(35:09):
job here is so someone is available to talk with Tony,
and so he's like, I need someone to discuss Luitaker with.
They're like, we don't really need this guy. He's like,
but I need someone to break down nineteen eighty seven
baseball with.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
And I think I know the guy is just a
man in mind.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
And that's me. I truly believe that my job hinges
on whether or not I entertain Tony Travado. And then man,
you better get in entertaining. I know, I got to
get to Davi have some lu Witker facts, all right,
So but I had my Wikipedia so yes on. So
over the weekend, Casey was all pissy about it. You
gotta go like you got us in trouble or whatever.
I'm like, boy, you let the psychos on Facebook beat us,

(35:47):
Like that's the part that irked me about it.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
And I'm like, Casey, you let them win.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Congratulations people who are sending me awful messages and everything
on Facebook, which whatever, I can handle it, but like,
you let these people beat us by making me take
down something that's not wrong. And so then you know,
he's like, I'm like, over what because they're nuts?

Speaker 3 (36:09):
So anyway, that's that's the long and short of that.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
But he's just end you like an emoji text with
the belt you want the host. So I've got some
of the best old people comments on here, because like
you can tell like the age of people based on
their like you can tell what era they're from because
they've got classic old people insults, and they'll use things
like your mama, but not being ironic about it. No,

(36:32):
there's a lot of that kind of stuff in there,
you know. Uh So we'll get to some of that
here momentarily, but first we must play commercials. It's the
Josh Nis Show on one O six point seven double
ll Z one on six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Josh
and his show, Welcome in Everybody.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
The Lions game sucked last night.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, let's try to bring you some joy today, some excitement,
some fun, something that will make you laugh, okay, And
what brings more joy to people than making fun of
the old people on Facebook? Yeah, So over the weekend, somebody,
I don't know who this person is, but they put
together a long post about me and then mentioned me.

(37:16):
So I saw it because it popped up in my mention,
so I collicked it. And it was a good number
of old folks who were not pleased with the content
of a show that they have never heard. They've never
heard any of it, but they're not pleased with the
content of it. What they've heard is somebody say something, though,
oh and insinuating you've said something, And now they're drumming

(37:37):
to conclusion.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Correct, Yes, hopefully that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
It Look, you know it made sense to Dan Campbell,
and I think that's all that matters. But also, you know.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
it bit us today.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
You know, I just start calling you Dan Campbell, what
have you? Campbell? James Campbell. So so over the weekend,
that's what I saw was all these old people that
were very angry and very hostile, and when you look
at their profiles, very politically driven people, very political. So

(38:16):
let me share with you some of these things. We
got one here that says they should call his show
Sausage Fest in the Morning. It's the worst show in
the history of Detroit radio. Like anyone could know that.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
By the way, did Sausage Fest in the morning with
butt Plug Bob on Detroit's wheels?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Whoa So actually that was another one that I didn't read.
I should have read first, But somebody said that because
josh anis is a something that they all really latched onto.
As if I've never heard that. I've been alive for
almost forty years. My last name has been in us
the whole time. This is not the first time I've
been referred to as josh Hanes.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Not no that you're not as creative as you think.
There are people.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
But what's interesting is somebody suggested that that you are
a butt plug. So you are butt plug Bob, and
that's where that came from. So you are butt plug Bob.
I am josh Anis. And that's where you get.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Sausage fist in the morning with butt plug Bob on
Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Hey, you basically get top billing there too in that instance.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yeah, butt plug Bob.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
So these are old people comments that I'm seeing on Facebook.
These are a lot of the messages I've been getting
from people. Let's see. Now you can tell someone's age
when you hear certain ones like sounds like the best
part of this guy ran down his daddy's lane.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I know it's old guy's stuff because that's the kind
of stuff my dad says to me. I go, one
of my dad firmed old guy, one of my dad's
go tos. You could have been the shot that hit
the wall. I bet he's glad his mommy doesn't swallow?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Is what this one's?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Wow? Boy?

Speaker 3 (40:05):
That is another original one.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
What I like is when people comment this kind of
stuff to explain that you're a horrible human and then
they say stuff like this. Now this is one I
can maybe have five six sheets of comments. Oh my god,
Oh my god. Never heard of this pud whacker.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I won't give him credit.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Pud Whacker's a fun I think that my dad is posting.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
All of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Your dad, he says, a bunch of plays. Yeah, like,
because my dad used to say that all the time
in there whacking your pud Like no, yes, probably Josh
a little pud whacker. He's a little you know what,
He's always up there, ladies and gentlemen, He's a pud whacker.
This one just says he's such an outstanding example. Look

(40:50):
him up on the internet. Okay, that just sounds like
an old person thing. Let's see that one wasn't actually
that insulting, though I know it's a weird thing. Away
with this douche of Anus. The douche No, that's a
title here, ye hear ye, everybody, shame shame big way

(41:12):
for the douche of Anus. The douche of Anus looks
like a Democrat couck. That's what this win says.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
They have Charlie Kirk is their profile picture.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
There is a woman that does have Charlie Kirk as
her profile picture, and she is sending messages to corporate
trying to oh yeah, so you better watch out. She
posted an entire tutorial on how to email iHeart. She's like,
person's first name, person's last name at iHeart if you
want to email them and let them know that we're
mad as hell and we're not going.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
To take this anymore.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Bob Pittman's email is probably gonna get He's like, who
is this guy like getting all these emails that are like,
listen here, there's this Putt Whacker that's on the radio
and Detroit Detroy Putt Whacker off the air. I got
twenty seven emails from senior citizens, like the idea that
the biggest boss in all of my heart is getting

(42:10):
these emails from people. And it's like, hey, Bob, thank
you for taking my email. So my name is such
and such. I'm Janelle, and I'm tired of this douche
of anus. That's who is this douche of anus? What
he's in it? The wheels? And let me tell you
another thing, boss, Well, I got you the thing that
really stands out is that he looks like a Democrat cock.

(42:33):
We can't, we won't stand for that. And then all
of a sudden, Casey's coming in. Look, Pop Pittman just
reached out. He said that he's getting a lot of
emails from people that say, you're a Democrat cock. And
the only thing Casey would be upset about is, Look,
we can't let people think you're one way or the
other politically. You can't let her know which way you

(42:54):
swing politically. Although Casey every day is like, they all
think you're a right wing whack. I'm like, not this group.
They think I'm a Democratic cock. One person, we got
another one here. It says he likes hot dogs because
of the shape.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Mmmm, yeah, there's a singer.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
You're like, No, he likes it because of the flavor.
He likes PUDs because of the shape. Yeah, get it right,
boomer Uh, he's hot dog. The other one that I
got a lot was this guy definitely drinks bud lights.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Oh God, man, Like.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Congrats on your two year old reference there, And didn't
Kid Rock already tell all you folks that you don't
have to hate bud light anymore? Didn't he you know,
you know, make amends with bud Light.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
I thought so.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I do enjoy these people though.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Who it's the josh Amus Morning Show featuring butt Plug
Bob on six point seven Detroit's Weed.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
It's amazing you got all these made. You get to
send it a request up to the hub and then
it takes like two weeks and they send them back.
But you got these turner up pretty quick.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
And I do what I can, and I think this
one might be my favorite of all of them.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Didn't this ass hat try to call himself the doc
of Rock?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Well, he didn't try. He did, I did of the
new Dog of Rock.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
You know what's I Maybe it's ironic, I don't know.
Maybe it's a Lanis Morris set ironic.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
But what's ironic here is the only person that seems
to actually get what we're trying to do is Doc.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Doc.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, like literally, like last night he posted a picture
of him on the phone in like nineteen eighty two
and it was a funny thing, like, yes, I understand
Josh's offensive. I'm like, Josh's crazy, he's lost his mind.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
I will report to management. Doc is the only person
here that seems to understand what we're doing. Now, Grant,
he's the only person listening to what we're doing.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
So we have one fan.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
So Doc is our lone fan. Thank you, Doc, We
appreciate that. And that is the best of the old
peep old posts on Facebook from a lot of angry
old people over the weekend. Not very original zingers there, no, no,
old people are not very good at news.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Zingers.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
He could have he should.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Have slid down. He's dead.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
He's like. One thing I've learned about old people is
they are very like their spunk goes everywhere. Like if
you ever hear any of these things, like he could
have been in the shop to hit the hit the wall,
what are you aiming? It could have gone down. It's
like nobody does that. Everybody uses everybody uses the gym sock.

(45:34):
You do a gold toad sock? Pal, what are you doing?
You should get the douche of Anus on a business card, though,
I should.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
You're right, I.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Think I will. And then I'll put on like a
costume and go to uh comic contest. I'll go to
the Renfest. Does the douche Anus well? On six point
seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and his show Josh and James Today,
or better known as but Bob Hey, get it right,
but Plug Bob, a wizard of wacky, Dan Campbell and

(46:05):
Yan Campbell.

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Dan Campbell, here are you, his majesty, the Duke sorry,
the juice of anus.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
That's all is very nice. Well that's the entry you deserve.
I do deserve that, and I'm waiving to everybody in
the Facebook verse he subjects.

Speaker 16 (46:44):
For it is I the dous Please comment upon my post.
Comment upon my post and let me know how about
you despise me? She's explained to all the all the plebeians.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Oh, they can.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Email management and let management know that they're disgusted by
a radio.

Speaker 3 (47:12):
Show they claim to not listen to.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
That radio show is hosted by butt plug Bob and
his loyal.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Boss thes.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
It is.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
This must be how like Megan Markle.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
In hers rooms? Oh well not anymore. Someone thinks she's
the douchevenas. They think, oh I stole that name from her.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Let's see who this person is. The phone's ringing, with
phones ring, and you gotta take some calls. Let's see
hello wheels.

Speaker 17 (47:53):
Hello, Yes it is I was just saying Screaming Scout
was get a hard time other day. If I remember correctly,
back in the nineties, scream A Scott was known as
Captain Biff back on an oldies station?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Was he? I think so?

Speaker 17 (48:11):
Is a buddy mine Jimbo from he stayed with him
when he first came here, you know, to Detroit. Yeah,
I'm trying business from the nineties. So I think it
was Captain Biff. So you can give him a hard
time about that if you can.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
That's good info.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
That's good intel there. Thank you for the call Captain Biff.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
That doesn't have the same ring as you know, the
Douche javenas the Douche Javenus is a lot cooler than
Captain Biff on an oldies station, So like, is it
Captain Biff? And like you play like like the Four
Seasons or something or the Four Tops Frankie Valley do
you play like? I don't know what an oldies station
would have been in the nineties, but uh, maybe, like
I need proof of this. Maybe we should post on

(48:52):
those people's Facebook page and be like, hey, can you
guys confirm a Captain Biff. One thing I'm happy about
is that I've never actually had to change my name
for anything. Now, granted I may have to now that
josh Anas is taking the world by storm, or I
should trademark it. So every time someone says josh Jayne

(49:13):
is like, TM, I'm gonna need you to pay me
for that now, please, because I am I am the
real josh Anas, sir. But yeah, I don't know if
if that's how that works or not. But anyway, Captain Biff,
that's a fun name. I did not know that, So
thank you for the captain, My captain, Oh, captain, my captain,
Captain Biff. Here ye hear ye, everybody, please make way

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for the great Captain Biff. That's the thing about like
disc jockeys and stuff like that came in in a
different era. It's just like you had to have a fake,
wacky disc jockey name to really stand out, like me,
josh Anas and butt plug Bob.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Plug Bob, and that's that is a quality name.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
But plug Bob, josh Anas and butt plug Bob and
the morning And when you hear that, you hear buck
pluck Bobb, you know what You're in for a good time,
a very good time.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
You do, all right?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Let's see, we've got to get to your trip to
comic content. Yeah, so we'll do that. We will do
that here coming up on wheel this it's.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
A Josh Innis show on one of six point seven
WLZ Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
The Josh in his show.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Sports a right. Speaking of losers, that was the Lions
last night. That was a solid Hackey Radio transition. Just
not a good day for the Lions. Offensively. Defensively, they
were very good, but their offense kept putting them in
bad spots because Dan Campbell just like it's almost like

(50:46):
he stroked out, like he short circuited last night, and
it's like we're doing it again. We're going again, We're
going again, and none of it worked, Like, none of
it did. That did not look like the Lions last night.
I mean, dare I say it was almost like they
were in a disguise, dressed up.

Speaker 14 (51:01):
In what Chief Winstrom calls a disguise. That did not
look like that did not look like our Lions last night. Yeah, offensively,
it was dreadful. Now again, part of that is because
the other team's just better. Like I think the Eagles
are an awful offensive football team, and it showed last night.
They were inept offensively too, made a couple of plays, got.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
A couple of short fields, and that's that. They had
that one drive after the Lions had put the touchdown
on the board. Then they gave up the one to
the Eagles. But other than that, it's not like the
the Eagles offense was great. The defense for the Lions
was fantastic. But the reason why the Lions couldn't do
anything isn't because of anything they were doing. They were
just dominated. And that's the part that's scary is the

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offensive Lion was dreadful and when pressure starts getting to
Golf and I know that's kind of a narrative like
when the pressure comes, Golf's not going to do it.
That's gonna be most quarterbacks in the league. When you're
having those guys that is a fierce pass rush in
your face, and they had very little resistance most of
the night and that's why they were able to own him.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
So that's why it went the way it went.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I mean, hell, the fact that you only lost by
seven and should have gotten the ball back with about
a minute and a half to go to try to
go tie, it is kind of a miracle. I say
kind of a miracle. It is because the way the
Eagles defense played, and how bad the offense was for
the Lions, and how Dan Campbell couldn't help his spurs
from jingling and jangling to the point that he goes

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for it five times, except in the fourth quarter where
he punts it twice, which makes no sense. They were
still only down by seven and should have had the
ball back. Now that is, of course, the optimist view.
It was still a dreadful night. Now they're third place
in the division and are out of the playoffs. That
the playoffs started today, so that sucked. All things considered,
it wasn't a great night, very boring game. It was

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through these primetime games have been so bad lately, to
the Sunday night games, the Monday night games, they're just boring.
They're either blowouts or really low scoring, no offense aptitude,
And that's what last night was. So now you move on,
you face the Giants. You should be able to beat
the Giants and get back to winning, but now you're

(53:09):
up against it, man like, you have to figure out
a way to get into the playoffs. So I was
listening to the sports radio station yesterday, and of course
these are the smartest sports guy they're they're their elite
level brains as it relates to sports. And I'm listening
to this guy that's the host, and he's like, look,
it's pretty clear that the Lions have a coaching advantage
with Dan Campbell over Nick Sirianni.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
It's pretty clear. I'm like, I mean Nick Sirianni.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Nick Sirianni has been to the Super Bowl twice and
won one of them, and if not for a bad call,
would have won two. Dan Campbell, bless his heart. As
much as I like the guy and I love him,
I love the vibe, I love the way he represents Detroit,
Like everything about him is great.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Absolutely, Dan Campbell doesn't have anything close to the skins
on the wall that Nick Sirianni has. So when I'm
listening to this yesterday, listening to these people break this down, well,
it's pretty clear that the Lions have the coaching advantage.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
No, they don't. They don't at all. You know what
your coach did last night?

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Went for it five times on fourth down, gave the
Eagles a short field twice that led to two field
goals in a game in which you lost by seven points,
and then passed up a field goal that would have
put three points on the board. So that's a nine
point difference in the game that you lost by what
is it everybody seven? So I don't know. Man like Doud.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Dan Campbell's the dude.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I love him.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
He's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
But listening to people breaking down how Dan Campbell is
a clearly superior mind and Nick Sirianni is preposterous, and
then what happened last night? Dan Campbell stepped on his
own balls again, And that's the best way to break
that down.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Last night, that is what happened with them. He stepped
on his.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Own balls, like he couldn't get out of his own way.
It was just watching the guy melt down out there. Now,
hopefully they bounce back. They should beat the Giants, but
Wolf and all of a sudden, the Bears keep winning.
I hate the Bears. The Bears are not good. You
will never convinced me that the Bears are good. They
pulled off another miracle the other day, and same with
the Broncos. The Broncos pull off all these miracles. The

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Broncos are not good and the Bears are not good.
And I'm sick of these two freaking teams. I hate
them anyway, So there's sports for you. We have to
take you to the MotorCity Comic Con momentarily where James
interacted with some folks and we're gonna play a game, right,
So that's a game. So you need me to use

(55:28):
you are the contestant on my game show, Okay, so
we will do that after you hear Green Day. I
like this story that there was a Kiss Cruise, but
it's the Kiss Cruise landlocked, so it's not actually a cruise.
It was in Vegas and apparently Paul Stanley did a
cooking demonstration. Oh boy, what did he could go?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
I can't imagine it.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Just the idea of like, you pay.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
All this money and there's Paul Stanley. He makes a
grilled cheese.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yes, one oh six point seven Detroit's wheels, Josh and
to show hello. Want one thing I'm seeing a lot
of people do is talk about this pass interference that
was called at the end of the game, which I
would agree is not a pass interference and the game
should have continued. But I love the people on our Facebook,
on the station facebook. When I posted last night that Hey,

(56:14):
the Eagles were the better team, but that was a
pass interference. Oh you blaming the refs? Oh like, no,
not blaming the refs.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
They were the better team. I'm just saying that two
things can be true.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
The Eagles were the better team and then the refs
missed that or they blew the call at the end
of the game that was not And I know that
they've come out and explained that it was a pass
interference and by the law, it was a pass inference.
It was garbage. So again, two things can be true.
Not everything is just one thing can be reality. Multiple
things can be reality.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
All right. So James went to MotorCity Comic Con over
the weekend. Now, what is the concept of this game
you want me to play?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
So what we're gonna play here is I talked to
a few cosplayers, okay, and I want you to guess
what cosplay the addressed.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
As, So, like what character they are dressed as?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Right, You're going to base your guests on how they
react in an improvised scene. So I give them like
a scene like you would give an improv actor to
play that role, but they got to play that role
as the character they are addressed ass Did they have
an easy time following these instructions? Well, we'll find we'll
find out. Okay, so everybody play along in your car.

(57:23):
Let's see if you can guess what wacky character so like,
could like Darth Vader or something like that. It could
be anything from like the the comic book, realm, anime,
gotcha stuff.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
I try to keep it kind of in your wheelhouse
of things.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
That you yeah so not, you know, like K Pop
Demon Hunter Resort or you know, Pikachew. Although I used
to play the hell out of that, the game where
you'd go around the Pokemon Go, I'd played the hell
out of Pokemon did not strike me as a Pokemon Go.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
I don't know. I was part of the moment I
got caught up. I got caught up in the way parks.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Did you get kicked out of hemabe there after hour
people's backyards.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
I'm like, sorry, guys, trying to get Pikachew and you
got the cops bus and you at the park.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
No, no, no, I'm not here for a listed sex
with with other homosexuals on this here to catch a Pikachu.
That's it, all right, Here we go so this is
cosplay person number one. I have to guess, and all
everybody play along have to guess.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Who this is. Okay, let's go with number one.

Speaker 8 (58:18):
All right, James, Here I found an actual cosplay duo.

Speaker 7 (58:22):
Here.

Speaker 8 (58:23):
We're gonna see if Josh can guess the cosplay.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Let's start.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Start with your names, dear, I'm.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Gonna go Fred and Daphne. Now they're not friend Daphne
from Scooby Doo.

Speaker 8 (58:34):
Okay, Denise and Sean. You guys addressed up. Your cosplays
look fantastic, and I think the one true sign of
a great cosplayer is being able to remain in character.
So I'm gonna give you guys a scene, like an
improv scene, and I want you guys to react in
the way I feel your characters would. Okay, Okay, So essentially,

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you guys are a couple cosplay.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
We're gonna give you a couple scenario. Okay, have you
looked Cody ever done it in costumes?

Speaker 9 (59:02):
No?

Speaker 8 (59:03):
Have you ever?

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Asked?

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Yes? All the time? Not all the time.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
But there was one time she's dressed as the Joker
and we were at like a Halloween party and I
was like, don't take the joker makeup off and she
took it off.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Who were you at this party? I was just me?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Oh boy, yeah, I was just me.

Speaker 8 (59:18):
So you and the missus are out to dinner and
you get approached by another stranger who wants to invite
you up as a couple to engage in adult activities
in the hotel room.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
How would you react?

Speaker 3 (59:30):
And again, so these are the character they're doing this now,
they're dressed as correct.

Speaker 8 (59:39):
You're never gonna she's just absolutely all my no, they're
gonna sit on you.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
That is okay. I think that is the Joker and
Harley Quinn. It's a good guess, but it's not correct.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Okay, gotcha. Now I'm thinking about Harley Quinn and I'm
thinking about Odie.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Is the joke?

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
My mind is all over your mind? Out of good?

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Are you I'm gonna?

Speaker 8 (01:00:04):
I want to ask.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I'm just putting you in this scenario today. I'm putting
you in the scenarios.

Speaker 8 (01:00:10):
Okay, okay, So another situation I need to and then
another couple of situations.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
They're highly inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Oh clean, we'll give you a clean.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
Oh they want to work clean.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
They're like, we don't work blue at Motor City Comics.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
We'll reveal who they work for, why they wanted to
go clean.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Okay, so do this though, if you want to get
it on the phones eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh six seven. If you'd like to play along too,
if you because so I guessed Harley Quinn and Joker,
that is not right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
That is not right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
So eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven,
if you want to play along on this. When we've
got two of these, so this is part one, let's
continue with this one.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:00:46):
You got You're at the grocery store and the person
in front of you at the express checkout has twenty
five items in a twelve items or less checkout line.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
How are you guys gonna react?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I want to yes, roofs.

Speaker 8 (01:01:00):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I'm fine with it. I like to have patience and
give people what they need.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
The final thing here, I want you to do it
in your best character voice. Give me a famous quote
from the characters you guys are cosplaying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
At Okay, so they're doing voice, So these are they're
gonna do, They're gonna they're gonna quote a line that
the character would say, Okay, gotcha?

Speaker 8 (01:01:22):
Hi, Okay, there we go the character. There we go, hopefully,
josh as the information.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Go back again? Hold on, but I feel stupid.

Speaker 18 (01:01:40):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Also he gave the name of the character. That's that's
what he says in the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Okay, hold on.

Speaker 8 (01:01:52):
Okay, there we go, There we go, hopefully josh as
the information he needs to guess.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
The cosplay correct.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Wait, what are you thinking? Where's your mind at?

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
What do you? Hmm?

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
So again, no Joker and Harley Quinn, can you give
me a hint as to like what the like? What
genre this is?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Christmas, Children's Christmas, Children's Christmas? Like a theatrical film? Or okay,
hold on now, let me go back. Hold oh, let
me hold on.

Speaker 10 (01:02:22):
Let me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
You know they're into breaking the rules. Okay, they're into
breaking the rules.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Ut from the characters.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
You guys are cosplaying ass.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
If anybody knows the answer eight seven seven nine eight
one oh six seven, I could probably score you some
shine down tickets. Baddy, Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
They are.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
They are cindylu Who and the Grinch? Oh my god,
you were so close. But it's but yeah, I would
say that is the correct answer. So it's the Grin,
the Grinch and like one of the ladies from who Will.
She told me her name and I don't recall what
it is. Okay, yeah, you nailed it, gonna happen. Take
that very good. I do want to say they play,

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they were very good sports because I didn't I realize
they're from the League of Enchantment cosplays like a charity
cosplay for kids. So when I started asking them all
these adult things, and that's why she's like, we need
a clean one, we need a clean one. They had
no idea. When I came up. I pitched them my idea.
They're like, yeah, we'll do it. And then I'm like, oh,
they want to take you upstairs and bang you. And
that's when they're like, oh no, no, no, no, no,

(01:03:35):
what have we got ourselves into? So did she have
like the whole whovill looks and everything. Yeah, we can
post the videos too. I have the videos of the
same audio. We can share on the page if people
want to see the videos as well. But yeah, they
were great sports. I appreciate those those cosplayers from the
League of Enchantment. Thank you so much for playing along.
And I'm sorry that I put you in such an

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awkward adult related scenario that you probably weren't expecting you
know what we're gonna do. Let's hold on to part
two of this. Well, we will do part two momentarily.
We'll get that if you want to get in eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven. So
like it finally hit me while I have that made
total sense?

Speaker 19 (01:04:13):
Bang?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
All right? So I have one for one, Like I
don't think it's bad, like I got one hint, but
like you gotta have some form of it yet you
gotta have one. I think what you pulled out was fantastic,
way better than I pictured it. I'm on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
I'm one for one. All right, we'll continue that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
We got other stuff to do as well as the
Josh Jenness Show on Wheels?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Did Josh in his show one O six point seven
w llz Detroit's Wheels one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
O six points seven Detroit's Wheels?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
All right? So it is part two of James's trip
to Motor City Comic Con.

Speaker 10 (01:04:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
This is another game, same game, different people. So the
concept of the bit is you met people who were
cause playing. You put them in scenarios as their character.
But I'm supposed to guess who their character is based
on how they react as the character in the improv scene. Yes, gotcha. Okay,
so we had number one. It was the Grinch and
random person from Whovill. Yeah, I think it's the mayor's wife.

(01:05:08):
I don't remember the name. That's a deep cut. Yeah,
and there's Cindy lou Who. Those are the only people
anyone actually knows. And then everybody from Whovill is interchangeable. Yeah,
and that's why I thought it was cindylu Who. But
she corrected me, and she told me the character's name.
She's like, I'm middle aged cindylu Who. So I guess
My next question though, and maybe this would this is

(01:05:28):
where my mind goes, is what is the mayor's wife
doing with the Grinch? Well, maybe a little cold situation
and a scandal and in the corner of smoking at cugarette, Well,
the Grinches like, you know, it's like, yeah, grinching, It's like,
show them your woosel.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Showed.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
But then the official doctor Seuss.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Show he's all in a shadow like it's true lies. Yes, yes, yes, no,
more sexy, sexy, more sexy, hey by showing me our wosell.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
All right, anyway, so this is our next person I
have to guess you can play along in your car
or wherever you're listening, or if it's those people on
Facebook and a home somewhere, listen along.

Speaker 8 (01:06:23):
Here is number two in cosplay here at the MotorCity
Comic Con. What's your name? Man, John?

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
John? How about giving you been a.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
Cosplayer over ten years?

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Ten years? Okay, so he's obviously wearing a mask because
I can hear like, oh, okay, so John has been
a cause player for over ten years. Okay, that means
he's only had sex with people who are also in
costumes for the last ten years. I would guess, like,
I'm not judging these folks. Hey, I saw that you
guys got to meet the screencast. Come about you just
kind of well, my wife was trying to get a

(01:06:54):
picture with Matthew Lillard and they're like, well, it's gonna
be hard, he's got a big line. But hey, if
you guys hang out after the screen panel, we can
probably get you a photo with probably everybody. So we
were like, okay, yeah, cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
So we hung out.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
We watched the panel while I was editing my video
my interview with Brutus and Scream. Guys would talk about
screen stuff and then they came down and we hopped
in the picture for about four seconds, and I'd see
you later.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
I got to go talk to some cosplayers. Nice to
meet you, Skeet. All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
Okay, so we're gonna play a little game here.

Speaker 8 (01:07:23):
I think one true sign of a great cosplayer is
being able to become that character. So I'm going to
give you an improv scene, and I need you to
be that character in that scene. Okay, so let's say
your character has to take a huge dump and you
just got into the bathroom and every single stall is

(01:07:45):
occupied they how.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Would your character react? All right, this is good, So
gotta take a pool? Every stall is occupied? This is
the character? How the character would react? Okay, okay, pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Let's try this scene.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Okay, what are you thinking?

Speaker 10 (01:08:04):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
You got any You got any hints you think of?

Speaker 10 (01:08:07):
Might be so hard?

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Hold on? How would they? How would your character react?
It's actually pretty accurate to the character too. I know

(01:08:31):
I'm not giving you much to work with on this one,
but because you know, that's the sound I make when
I walk into the bathroom and I have to do
all those dolls are occupied, I have no clue. Yah,

(01:08:52):
is he like an animal of some sort, like a cat,
a cat A good guess, good guess thundercat.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
Let's see.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
Okay, okay, pretty good, Let's try this scene.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Okay, hey, solid, solid work. Let's go with number. You
really nailed the urge to poop.

Speaker 8 (01:09:09):
Your character has to go to the d m V
or the Secretary of State to get your tabs renewed.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
And you just realized it's a three hour wait. How
would your.

Speaker 8 (01:09:19):
Character react to Is it gonna be the same thing
to be great? Okay, you're motioning your staff. The problem
is we're this is a radio show, so we need
we need some kind of audio elements. Can give me
some sort of audio elements. And now the final clue,
I know what that even was. I don't know what

(01:09:44):
that is, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Yeah, I have no clue, So that the first two
I have no worthly idea what any of this is. Oh,
I mean that's how I would react when I walk
into the Secretary of State and you see, that's a

(01:10:12):
three hour wait.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
And now the final clue to help Josh guess your cosplay,
can you give me a famous quote in the voice
of the character you're cosplaying at us?

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Yeah, I remember I'm glad you're laughing, because when I
was putting this together last night, I was like stoned
and I'm laughing my ass off. I'm like, I hope
this is this is going to translate on the air.

(01:10:56):
He does a good job with the voice though. I'm
so he has a staff. So you know that because
I talk about him swinging the staff. Okay, he has
the void the voice. Yeah, I remember that, and then
this should be one more little cluque. The famous quote
was that I gonna say a famous quote. Listen to

(01:11:17):
listen to the end and I'll tell you where the
quote's from.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
Yeah, I'm going I'm going hold on, there we go.

Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
Maybe you can elaborate a little bit on the Remember
I think I think you're doing a meme.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
A you're doing the meme.

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
Yeah, they're doing the meme the characters known for Yeah
they should, but they should get that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
John pays for your time.

Speaker 8 (01:11:37):
We appreciate it. Fantastic cosplay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
So they remember that's from a meme. Okay, you're you're
kind of in the in the wheelhouse with ThunderCats. So
it's like a cartoon, Yes, like an older cartoon. I
would say the Wheelhouse was then maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Let's see hold on, I mean take another listen, Yeah, our.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Two characters that makes things like that. Look, trust me,
this was not just funny because you were high. I
will say that because good, because like this is truly
I'm into it. So I'm listening to back to the audio.
I was like, oh my god, if anybody knows this,

(01:12:33):
please get in eight seven seven nine eight one o
six seven. I'm curious.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
I all right, So I don't like So it's a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
So if it's in the same vein as like ThunderCats
and stuff they think of like the same vein the
ThunderCats cartoon, that's also a mean that you see a
lot of such man No, not he man in that
same realm as.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
He realm you might be. You might be in the
same kingdom.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
It's not Chiva. I'm taking a semester. I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
I feel like I should know this. So it's not
ThunderCats and it's not a man.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Let me take it's not a man.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
Hold on, let me take this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Hello Wheels, who's this?

Speaker 10 (01:13:32):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
This is Kenny.

Speaker 17 (01:13:34):
I think I know who the character.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Who's the character?

Speaker 18 (01:13:37):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
The skeleton dude?

Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
From Scooby Doo.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
No, it's not from Scooby Doo.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
Good guess. Though.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
He'signing something with the skeleton though, so is it like
skeletor Hey, it's like a skeleton and he probably knew
what it was. He probably just said that the wrong
cartoon or something.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Yeah, yeah, I think the best is Yeah I remember there,
he is right there and I was the glory and
just think that guy's getting so laid and that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
So like it's a these nerdy types of things that
all the sex happens. So I used to go to
the rent Fair in Texas, which is like the Goat
of ren fairs, and there's a whole show about it
on HBO Max. Okay, uh, the guy eventually I think
just killed himself that ran it spoiler alert, But the
show was pretty fascinating. But anyway, so all the stories
were that the people who were the in costumes and work,

(01:14:46):
they're just kind of lived there and all they did
was boning all the time. Oh god, yeah, eating kettle
corn and boning. God, turkey legs and bonen pickles right
from the barrel, drinking me, throwing ax his boning.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
There you go. It's the Renaissance Festival. That's what it is.
That's like on the masthead, that's what Skeletor dreams his
life to be.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Yes. Remember, so that's like that meme where it's like, hell,
always remember kids. And then he said some sort of
smart ass line and then you see a skeletal running
away on the meme that said he was trying to do.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
I should have known that. Yeah, put him He sounds
like snaggle Puss.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
It does like, yeah, put him, put him up. Yeah. Remember,
I'm glad that I didn't find it funny just because
I was under the influence of marijuana last you know,
you really didn't I was. I was tickled by it completely.

Speaker 12 (01:15:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Remember this is I think he said this is his
first time cosplaying at Skeletor too. Great job, John, great job.
That's like they him hooking up with some chick. You know,

(01:16:05):
that's just sounds he makes like one of the planeteers
or something like that. He's like, yeah, that's his finishing move. Yes,
it is. He's like, She's like, are you close. He's like, oh,

(01:16:26):
it's more tank. He's like, didn't you feel it? She's like,
I think that's all. It's hard to tell about this
costume year around. All right, there, there we go fun
times from the Rent not the Rent Fair. That'll be
next to Motor City Comic Con. Motor City Comic Con.

Speaker 4 (01:16:45):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
All right, how about some dancing now.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
One of six point seven Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
That is Danzig and Muble. The guy sounded like talking
with Dan Campbell. Dan Campbell gets caught up in his thoughts.

Speaker 10 (01:17:04):
But you know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
That's that's that's who we are.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
That's who I am, and it bit us today.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
You know, that's what happens when those cosplay kids go
talk to their parents, like their parents like paid for
them to go to college, and they're like expecting them
to do big things in life.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
And they're like, what do you mean you just go
to comic con drest as a skeleton?

Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
What do you even mean by that? And he's like, yeah, yeah, dad,
stop hassling me, Dad, why man leave me alone? Yeah?

(01:17:48):
Always preferred a little bit mom anyway, this boy. That's
like in my mind, there's like a situation here where
it's like the music video for I Want to Rock
or at the beginning, the dad's like, what are you
gonna do with your life? You're like, He's like, Dad, what,

(01:18:13):
like you're a looser? What are you gonna do with
your life?

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Like screw you, Dad, screw you. Yeah, I remember, remember that.
I ever read he sounds like the penguin, like the
TV show Penguin. He sounds like the burgess Meredith Penguin
from the sixties Batman Show.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
It's like, I should have thought about that, because it
really does.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Yeah, I remember.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
I mean it did a pretty good job of trying
to bring a meme to life.

Speaker 1 (01:19:00):
And like he's still living at home with his parents,
although they paid for him to go to college, and
like he's walking out of the house that morning dressed
like that, and Dad's like it would where are you going?
Where are you going to get a job? And you
get a job? Son. He's like, no, Dad, God, I
told you I'm not gonna go win three hundred bucks
in the costume contest. This is a winner. This is
a guaranteed winner. And he's like, you're gonna use that

(01:19:21):
three hundred bucks to help pay the rent?

Speaker 18 (01:19:23):
Or no?

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
No, Dad, No, I need props. I don't know what
he Man's swords called, but I would I need a
he Man sword? Had I need the Dad, you could
be helping me out right now. You could be dressed
as he man right now, Dad, get your loincloth underwear.

Speaker 20 (01:19:40):
Dad, if you loved me, Dad, maybe this is my
mom left, Dad. Yeah, remember that, this is what you
left dad.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
You got fun. Oh you were those paying building, going
to work, that college education. No, your mom left because
you got caught masturbating in that costume at the school.
That's why your mom left. Mom left because she can't
handle it. And that's when he starts. When he knows

(01:20:17):
he's lost the argument, so he stops talking and just
goes into this into a rage, knock stuff off the counter,
like bill stop. He starts spraying in with a water bottle.

(01:20:44):
Somebody calling, Oh, let's see hello wheels, Hey, Hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (01:20:52):
I just want to talk to you about the older people?

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Sure, what do you got?

Speaker 10 (01:20:58):
So you know how you touched on? How like they
are being targeted and all of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
Oh for like scam some stuff.

Speaker 21 (01:21:10):
Yeah, they want to be scammed and all this stuff,
and all of a sudden now they want to retaliate
on the disrespect. They are all and bitter like I
just like they're super bitter and I'm one of your
top fans because I work for a transport company in
the morning. So be and the kids, we love your
show and they adore you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Really, what kind of kids are we talking about here?
Like like you drive a bus to school?

Speaker 10 (01:21:38):
Yes, sa day school bus driver?

Speaker 21 (01:21:42):
Ob oh sweet?

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
So like what are these kids like in like elementary school.

Speaker 10 (01:21:48):
Middle school and high school?

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Perfect?

Speaker 21 (01:21:55):
I will I will say this. They do call you
Uncle Josh and Uncle Jane. I also I also encouraged
them to listen to you and also tell them to
take your take notes because at the end of the day,
people out here in the world are either going to
be on your team or against you. But these elderly

(01:22:18):
people are just out of control, like with the disrespect,
but yet they want us to respect them.

Speaker 10 (01:22:24):
There has to be an equal compromise.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
See Darryl gets it, totally gets Daryl rock brother. Thank you,
appreciate thanks for listening you.

Speaker 10 (01:22:32):
Guys, and I love you guys so much.

Speaker 21 (01:22:34):
And you guys are masters and continue to make the
rock legends rock on.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
Thank you, Darryl.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
That's very cool of you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Look Darryl dislikes old people. Check check is polluting the
minds of the youth with our show Double Jack Check
follows us on Facebook Quadruple Check Guy Rules. Yeah, you
know what, I've got a message for you, Darryl. You
know what, ever, dare on everybody. Imagine those kids. See,

(01:23:04):
that's the thing that's when you know you've really hit
the zeitgeist when the high school kids. So like when
I was in high school. Now, mind you, I was
always around radio because my dad was on the radio.
But I never really listened to my dad on the
radio because he was doing like, you know whatever. But
there was a guy in Baton Rouge that I would
listen to and every morning on my way to school.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
He was like my guy, And I'm like, this is
the dude.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
And I still idolize that guy, and I think that
that's cool to know that they're high school kids that listen.
Now maybe they maybe you know, they go in and like,
in my mind, they're playing our show like on a
boom box or something. They're all like hanging out around
the they're all smoking in a gender neutral bathroom. Yes,
and they're listening to the Josh in a show on

(01:23:46):
their phone, But in my mind it's on a bluetooth
speaker that looks like a boombox. There you go, and
they're all standing around in the bathroom like vaping, and
they're like, man, did you guys hear when they were
making fun of those old people on Facebook? Boomers? Did
you hear when they were ripping the boomers? Did your
uncle Josh and Uncle James this morning? They were killing it?
And want to call the name sausage party in the morning? Yeah, Bob,

(01:24:10):
Yeah that was us. See that brings me joy. So yes,
our own management people don't like us that much. But
a bunch of middle school and high school kids on
a bus due, we'll take it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:23):
We will The Josh Anus Morning Show featuring butt Plug
Bob on one O six point seven Detroit's Wheels. I
love the effects on that fart you like them? I
found that on the internet. So there all right, So

(01:24:46):
we were behind here, but thank you to our new
friend Darryl. He's awesome. And there you go, and we
will have more after this.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Show.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Seven w LLZ.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Detroit's Wheels six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and his show.
Hello friends, here's a story for you from Missoula, Montana,
Big Sky Country as it were, a Missoula man.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
His name is James Howard. He's fifty three. Rear ended.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
Somebody was involved in a rear in collision that police
say was caused by distracted driving. Now, what kind of
distracted driving do you think of when you hear distracted driving?
Cell phone? You send me a text or you're talking. Yeah,
well that's not the case here. It's actually that our
friend James here had he p. No, this is James Howard,

(01:25:37):
not the butt plug Bob. No, not butt Plug Bob,
and not the Wizard of Wacky No. This is just
James Howard of Missoula, Montana. He had to pee, decided
that the best route here would be to just pee
in a Budweiser can while he was driving. Oh well, well,
there's lots of questions after you reveal that. Now, in fairness,

(01:25:58):
he does have a history of driving while impaired and
was driving under a suspended license. Okay, but he peed
into a Budweiser can that was in his car already,
because I think in states like Montana you should just
be able to drive with beer. Anyway, there's like eight
people in Montana. Yeah, who's really at risk other than
the driver?

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
Right now?

Speaker 3 (01:26:15):
Especially in Missoula, Montana.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Get into some of these small Montana towns that are
tiny and there's like, you know, fifty thousand people and
they get the live stock you could crash into You
could do that sober, though, you could. I mean, like
you can hit a deer here. Sober, totally stone cold sober.
I think that should be the perks of living in
a place like Montana. As you say, if you're you know,
you want to have a beer in the car. I
have a beer in the car.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
That's the beautiful countryside.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Have you ever seen the the real of the people
in the news story from the mid eighties, But they
were all talking about how it's like communists that they're
not allowed to get drunk and drive their cars.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Okay, I will get I will play for it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
It's fantastic audio actually, But to a degree I kind
of agree with them, like if you have like a beer,
who cares you have a beer in the car you're
driving home from more But these people explained it far
more eloquently than I did, So I'll do that. But
have you ever peed in a beer can before? No,
I've mountain dew bottle, yes, I can. No.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
I about cutting the tip.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Yeah, that's true, especially when driving. Have you ever peed
while driving? No, but I've I've peed in my car,
but I've been pulled over.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
Yeah, I mean never.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Now I've brought some dumb things, like I've shaved while driving.
I've taken off my pants and changed into another pair
of pants while.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
No, that's impressive, because it's hard enough just to take
off a jacket sometimes. But now, look I'm skilled and
see what.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
So you know what, One time I was in downtown
Atlanta and there's a big Ferris wheel in downtown Atlanta,
and I had been out drinking all night, you know,
and having a good time. And me and my wife decided,
you know what we're going to do tonight. We're gonna
get on this giant Ferris wheel right before it closes.
And it's one of those Ferris wheels that stops like
in every increment, right, And they gave us beer, right
because you can buy beer to get on it. So
I had an aluminum giant beer wheel. Yeah. So I

(01:27:53):
had the aluminum bottle pint and I'm drinking on this
and I realized I really have to pee. Oh no,
So I decide I'm going to chug this and then
pee into the bottle. Okay, that's a good The problem
is there was so much and it just starts like overflowing,
and she's like, sweet, sweet, you finished yours.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Chug chug chug.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
I can't stop. Once I start, it's stingless. Oh it
burns so bad. So that's that's the only time I
can recall peen into a bottle. I have a hard
enough time peen into the cup at the doctor. I
had to do that the other day, and it's that's
hard to do. I think I know going into the
doctor's appointment that I'm gonna have to peace so I
I hold it till I get there. I get that,
but it's not even just a mental thing. It said
like peen into the actual cup is a difficult maneuver

(01:28:36):
because oh, yeah, you had to score it a little
bit in there and then kind of pinch it off.
They don't want they don't want to full all the
way up to the brim either. They're like, just up
to the line. You're like, any other specifics you need
with my urine? And I know I'm supposed to just
leave it in the bathroom, but I like to just
bring it out to them. Anyway and be like, did
you guys need this? Hey? Is this yours?

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Like, no, sir, leave it in the safety deposit box
that's in there that we have you leave it in.
I had one doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
I used to go see the make you pee in
a paper dixie cup and then you'd put it through
this little window and then they take what looks like
pool water testing strips.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Yeah, and dip it in your pee.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
That's fun. And they would never tell you anything good, bad,
anything that I feel like you should tell me. I'm like,
why am I peeing in this paper cup? Then I
would use as a child to rinse my mouth and
and brush my tis. What are those pool strips doing?
Am I the dentist? This is so good.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
I got a call actually from the doctor I went to.
They were like, we have your blood work results.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
And then I didn't call back.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
I'll just assume I'm going to live. I don't know, man.
No news is usually good news, so if they called
them might have been bad news.

Speaker 10 (01:29:35):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
I think they probably just call to say, hey, everything's fine. No,
I mean nowadays, he just send you an email. I
was like, hey, check your charts. Like I'm like, I'm
a doctor. I can read with it. Well, I guess
I better call them back if I'm dead, you know why.
All right, let's play some rock and roll here and
then i'll find you that audio. It's really humorous, but
first you will hear from the uh is it? There
we go? Boy? My stuff almost stopped working? Yeah, geez,

(01:29:58):
But this is the musical ap from the halftime shows
give me Thanksgiving?

Speaker 10 (01:30:03):
There you go?

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Part of it?

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Well, yes, half half.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
It's white stripes, all right. So I can't believe you've
never heard this audio. So this is from a news
story that appears to be from some time in the
late eighties. Maybe it's a news story about new duy
laws and how you're not allowed to drink and drive anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
How do they restrict our rights?

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Well, to be fair, when you listen to the cases
made by these people, you see, I think you're making
a bit of a joke right now. But when you
hear from these people, I think that's going to be
It might change your opinion.

Speaker 11 (01:30:34):
Any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here is viewed
by some as downright on democratic.

Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
He's got to get in common.

Speaker 18 (01:30:40):
It's when a fella king and I put in a
hard day's work, put in eleven twelve hours a day,
and then getting you drucked in the lace rang one
or two beers.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
They're making it laws where you can't drink when you
want to, can't you have to wear a seat belt
when you're driving.

Speaker 1 (01:30:55):
CHRISTI we're gonna become in this country.

Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
She ain't wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
If these people knew, like then what we know now.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
How do you think old buddy that wanted to drink
one or two beers you after a hard day's eleven
twelve hour job, how do you think he would have
felt having to put a mask on a couple of
years ago and being forced to do it. I bet
he went straight to Facebook and complained about it. I
guarantee he did. If he's still alive now, he looked
like he was about seventy then. Okay, look, and I
guarantee that's where he went to do it. So there,
if there were a Facebook back then, my man would

(01:31:24):
have done it. Man, can't drink while you're driving, You
gotta wear a seatbelt. Well, to be fair, I have
a hot take. I don't think that should be a low.
If somebody wants to put a seat belt on, they
can if they don't, they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Yeah, I kind of agree with you on that one. Helmets.

Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Yeah, I'm gonna wear it because I I've been in
enough accidents to know, like if I didn't have the seatbelt,
don I probably would have died. And because the car
makes an annoying beeping sound if you don't, I'm like, fine,
stop askling me, Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
So you can buy a little clipping.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
It's like geese, stop.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
Stop at me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
That's the noise I make every time the car deep
to put on my seat belt, I'm like, no, Or
you put your backpack on the passenger.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Seat and it Dingy's because they don't have to see.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
Remember this just out up a bit. It's a backpack. Yeah.
Remember I just growled at your car, growling at the
fact that it's like listen, I'm fine, I'll put on
the seat thought, but I don't need you hassling me.
That'll be our new official noise for every time Casey

(01:32:28):
annoys me with telling me to take down the Facebook
post because I offended his peanutle friends. Yeah, that's all
I hear. It's like that's his version of being like
the teacher and the Peanuts. Like I'm like yes, I'm
aware you you cowtow to the old people. I get it.

(01:32:50):
I'm sorry. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
So there's the and then he's like, you remember to
not do that.

Speaker 15 (01:32:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Remember.

Speaker 11 (01:33:06):
Any attempt to restrict drinking and driving here is viewed
by some as downright undemocratic.

Speaker 18 (01:33:12):
Just kind of get in commonis when I fell a
king and I put in a hard day's work, put
in eleven twelve hours a day.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
And they ain't getting your truck and the lace rang
one or two beers.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Like this weekend I was driving in I think Rochester,
and I saw they were having another no King's rally, right,
And I'm like, well, isn't this what we're talking about here?

Speaker 7 (01:33:29):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Am I wrong? We don't want kings. You don't kings
tell you to do the tea. You can't get in
your truck have one or two beers after a hard
day's work. I agree with them, No Kings, I'm coming
next weekend. I'll show up for the party.

Speaker 5 (01:33:42):
They're making it laws where you can't drink.

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
So it's important to note that this woman right here,
there's a baby in the seat next to her.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
By fantastic, they're.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
Making it laws where you can't drink when you want to,
you can't, you have to wear a seat belt when
you're driving, and Presum'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:33:58):
Become this country with your baby on a lap. I
also feel like there's no way this woman. She may
know who the father of that child is, but they
don't talk anymore because out in town, Like I think
this guy was like, sorry, you know, I met you
at the bar that night, and you know we played
pool and you were great. He was a marine, yeah,
And he's like, well he told her he was. He's like,

(01:34:19):
I'm sorry, maybe I'm a marine. I gotta I gotta
report for duty.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
She wakes up the next morning he's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
She's like, fooled again by another son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Say not again, not again. I hope I'm not pregnant
this time.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
And then a couple of months later she's like, drive
and drink and communist country. She probably said you can't
drive and drink while she's pregnant, That's what I don't
think it stopped her. Like fair, She's like, he's like,
I'm taking a stand.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
I'm gonna take a stand. My baby will be fine.
You got her fist in the air, No, it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
I want to rock like a rock. That's the official
anthem of people who are very upset that you could
no longer drink and drive because we're in a communist country.
Just throwing that out there. But anyway, welcome into the show, everybody,
I say, welcome in. We're nearing the end of this

(01:35:26):
uh and you can follow our Facebook page. That's also fun.
How about that Darryl called thanks Daryl. It is uplifting
to know that somebody likes the show and he's polluting
the minds of the youth with the show.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
That's the highlight of the day, is that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Lie Darryl, You've put yourself in the line of fire
for a lot of Facebook people who are trying to
bring it into this. Pretty soon your employer is going
to be getting emails like our employers will be getting
a whole form email and everything from a nice lady
who has Charlie Kirk as her profile picture. We got
a Darrel the bus driver. No, we got a little
we got a little stand for this ain'tus show. We

(01:36:00):
will not call call whoever drive were employs him to
drive the bus. Get that, Bobby Pittman, I'm an email.
Get him on there and let him know. I emailed
Billy Pittman. I told him I won't stamp for this
Anus in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
I won't. I don't know why they just became Southern.

Speaker 1 (01:36:19):
Listen here.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
So anyway, what is this.

Speaker 1 (01:36:25):
The douche?

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
I didn't label this, So I'm like, what is this? Oh,
if the douche of Anus.

Speaker 19 (01:36:30):
Introome, his majesty, the douche.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Venus, there you go, and but plug Bob or what
the hell they called you Bob? But plug Bob on
the Joshi Show. Well now it's you know, Anus in
the Morning or whatever. The number of old people though

(01:37:05):
that were on these posts, and they like they thought
this was the most innovative thing they'd ever heard. You know,
you were telling what did you say? Maybe we'll play
the audio, But you said that brutus the barber, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Yeah, the barber. Beefcake.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
He's got he's got beef with uh with Ric Flair.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
But why why?

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Because I guess Rick Flair trashed him in his book,
so he was upset about Oh I imagine, yeah, And
they're like, we don't call him Ric Flair, we call
him Dick Hare like sweet burn. I mean, I didn't
say that the brutus because you know, he's my boy.
But I was like, listen, Brutus sick burn sick.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Like that's the kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:37:37):
One liner you get to and then you hit the
jingle is what they call that. So it's like it's
more like dick hare.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
It's the Josh Anus Morning Show featuring butt Plug Bob
on one oh six point seven Detroit's we.

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
Teach them.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
I think that's why the high school kids like it
so much, maybe even more so the middle school kids.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Oh yeah, we definitely have the middle school mentality.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
You know. Now that I know that there's middle school
kids listening, I think we need to do guess the
animal fart more often. Oh yeah, that seems like that's
going to keep them around.

Speaker 3 (01:38:14):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
So, yeah, do you know what Uncle Josh and Uncle
James played. They played a rhinoceros too. It was great.
It started gross there's all we Yeah, remember that, Mom,

(01:38:35):
I told you. I You're like, you can't listen to
Uncle Josh and Uncle James and the hell I can't,
But mom, I love him. I love them.

Speaker 11 (01:38:45):
Ma.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
They play the parts of animals. It's education at all
and a couple of old songs and then more farts
from animals.

Speaker 8 (01:38:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:58):
Yeah, he probably makes funny you on the air, Ma,
even those dirty comments. You know what, I really hope
San he's hot dogs because of the shape. Nah, Mom,
I'm gonna tell him it was you, Mom. But what
if it is like what if like one of these
grandkids comes over to a house one day and like
the grandma's like one of the really angry ones, like
the Charlie Kirk photo angry lady and like the kids
in there listening to the radio and she's like, hey,

(01:39:20):
what are you listening to? And she turns it up
and it's like what And then she has a heart attack.
It's like one of those things like she stumbles back
and falls off a balcony and dies. I'd love the
headline though, josh Anus kills Grandma.

Speaker 2 (01:39:38):
This is the Josh Inni Show on one Who's six
point seven double WLLZ, Detroit's Real Well.

Speaker 1 (01:39:45):
Six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Josh Hanis Show, Josh and
James Hello, about to get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
So apparently the heat is out at my house?

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Oh no, so since last night, Like last night I
didn't totally notice it, but this morning that's like fifty
seven degrees in the house, and my wife is trying
to work at home, and all I'm doing is getting
text messages NonStop about.

Speaker 3 (01:40:06):
How it's cold and called the landlord.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
I'm like, all right, I've texted the landlord to come
out and get someone to look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
But it's like there's no heat. So we're basically just
sitting in this ice box.

Speaker 21 (01:40:16):
Or she is.

Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
I'm very warm, but she she's sitting in an ice box.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Right, they go, boil a couple of pots of water
on the stoo.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
It'll help there.

Speaker 1 (01:40:26):
You'll turn the oven on, we'll do all that, We'll
do all the tricks of the trade there. But so
basically I'm just getting a bunch of text messages from her.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
They're and I'm like, oh, I know, there's no escaping it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
I'm like, I feel bad for you. I mean, so
I have to leave and go. She's like, go get
the dog because he's shaking. I'm like, don't take him
outside of you in a little sweater. That was cold.
I mean, look, I've bought this damn dog three or
four coats. This dog won't wear wear it. Yeah, you're
no bid. Shirk I've spent like one hundred dollars on
coats for you to wear. You know, it's going to
be like Arctic in a couple of months, and if
you're gonna keep walking, you're gonna have to put on

(01:40:59):
this this hote that I bought you. You those dogs
can be stubborn. Heap certainly is so. So that's what
I get to go home to to today. So it's
going to be exciting based on the text messages I
have been receiving. So I'm thankful I have to go
to my second job. There you go, So hopefully the
landlord of our house here will get somebody over to
fix this heat, because I mean it is cold in there,

(01:41:21):
like I like, I didn't notice it was so cold
because I was wearing like long underwear under some sweats
and stuff, not to you know, break down you. I'm
not trying to turn anybody on here, but ill me
more about this long I mean, look, I'm look, I'm
I'm not trying to turn you on. It's long in
all the red spots. Well did you get his drift?

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:41:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
Remember how could I forget those long underwears? So so yeah,
the sweats tell me more about the sweats. They were joggers. Yeah,
are they great?

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
It's really a lot more of a heather, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Heather, yea yea. And so yeah, I mean they looked
pretty good. I bet they did.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
Yeah, But I had the long underpants on underneath there,
so I didn't really notice that I was so there
was cold. I realize you go to bed with so
many layers on it. I usually don't. I'm like, I'm
in bed to like just a pair of boxer breathe.
That's usually how well, thank you very much, and you're welcome.
That's usually what I'm here, Peter Black is usually with
cold they are too if you're painting the picture, You've
got me all flummox thinking about this now, And how.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Do you think my wife feels sleeping next night? But also.

Speaker 18 (01:42:29):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:42:31):
it bid us today.

Speaker 15 (01:42:35):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Yeah, so I just didn't think, you know, I just
went to sleep. I usually don't sleep. Actually, I do
sleep in sweats a lot, now that I think about it.
I didn't used to. Now I do put a little
socks on, a little big thick socks like that's something
my wife's trying to get me to do is wear
socks a bit because I always complain about being cold.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Yeah that's that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Well you could say, you know, turn the heat up
a little bit, Cody, but she's like, Nope, that's not
going to have like two fans going. I fan under
like three blankets and I don't really get much of
the blanket. Well, I would rather do that than have
to try to figure out how to get cold, Like
I'd rather be cold and have to warm up.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's fair. That's a fair sessment. You've got
your own issues.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
So now I get to go home and deal with that,
and hopefully the landlord la Chad gpt how to fix
the furnace. I know, like we're gonna be breathing in
carbon monoxide. We'll all be dead, all right. We also
have to make an announcement before we get out of here,
So right around ten o'clock there is a big concert
announcement we're making that, right, is that us? Is that?

Speaker 3 (01:43:27):
According to email? We have to Yeah, Rob, Hey, Rob,
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Too busy deleting face a little late late, Rob. We'll
let the pro's handle it correct. We'll let the douche
of aos this big announcement and the Wizard of Wacky
also known as butt plug Bob. Yeah, I was too
busy deleting Facebook posts last night at the orders of
Casey tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
I couldn't pay attention to these emails, so I missed it.
In case he was, you know, he's.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
He's like, you must remember this the old people, and also,
don't forget to do this concert announcement.

Speaker 2 (01:44:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
Yeah, it'll be the mad So we'll stick around for
that though. You will not want to miss this. This
will be a life changing concert announcement. I feel confident
in that confident. Actually i'll spoil it now. Doug Podell
is going out on tour. Oh wow, it's a life
He's leaving radio to start a band. Is a Poco band.

Speaker 3 (01:44:27):
Yeah, he'll be.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
He's going to be opening for Starship. Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
That is actually a big news.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
That's a that's a big game, yep for Mickey Thomas
and Starship.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
All right, we'll have that announcement coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
Alrighty, we have a big concert announcement this morning, a
big one. It will change your lives, I can tell you.
But this is a show that is coming to Detroit
on July thirty, first of twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
It is a.

Speaker 1 (01:44:50):
Friday at Pine Knob and it will be Leonard skin
Ard and Foreigner. It's the Double Troubled Double Vision. That's
get your flags ready. I will say this about Leonard Skinnered.
They are very good at coming up with these wacky
names to fit in with the band that's touring with them.

(01:45:11):
Like a couple of years ago they were touring with
zz Top so it was the Sharp Dress Simple Man tour.

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Okay, so there, so you have somebody on staff that
they just paid it, right those huh? I think so?

Speaker 1 (01:45:23):
I think it's one retainer. I mean they're better than
ca GPT, that's true. So that's a show. Then we'll
be on the thirty first of July of next year
and sale the twenty first correct so correct ten name.
If you want to get tickets for that, Doug is
going to have some tickets for you all week at
five twenty five.

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
All right, so make sure you're in for that. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Look, I like Leonard Skinnard. I saw them. It was
a while ago the last time I saw Skinnered. But
they actually did a show with Hank Williams Junior. Oh yeah, yeah,
talk about a lot of Confederate flags. It was a
Confederate flag fest, but it was a good time. I
like Leonard Skinner's Showy Jade is here at the Confederate
Flag Thist they come on down, So anyway, that show

(01:46:08):
is coming up Leonard Skinnert and for I thought Foreigner
was on a farewell two or ten years ago, but
apparently Foreigner just said nope. Well, from what I understand,
I think Foreigner's like their second lead singer, a guy
named Kelly Hansen, retired, so now they're like, you know what,
we're he's retired, but we're still Foreigner.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
We still need to eat.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
Apparently, I think I've read this right that Foreigner now
has like a bilingual singer and they sing some of
the stuff like they've got Spanish.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Versions of some of their songs's I mean, that's kind
of cool. I guess a lot of Latino population there,
you go.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
I mean, look, when I think of a Foreigner show,
I think of a whole hell a lot of Mexican people.
Like that's how you get those taco trucks in the
parking lot. Like there's like Selena and Bad Bunny and Foreigner.
That's usually what I think of when I think of crowds,
like big Hispanic crowds coming to a show. But that
show again July thirty first, twenty twenty six at Pine

(01:46:59):
Not I'm Skinnered Foreigner the Double Trouble Double Vision Tour.
And with that we give you Skinnered and then we
give you foreigner because it is the Double Trouble Double
Vision too.

Speaker 8 (01:47:12):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
I see what they did there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
Yeah, so this is simple man, not the shine down version,
although that would have been a funny goose. All of
a sudden, it's like, wait a minute, it's surprising to
swap it out. I should if you know what I
wish I would have thought of that. I hate myself sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:47:25):
What can I tell you

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