That’s When The Jig Was Up

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
WLZ Detroit one O six point seven Detroit's wheels any
Art radio station guaranteed Human. All right, Welcome in six
seven Joshennis Show. It's Josh and James this morning. Hello,

(00:20):
Hi James, what's up? Good morning? Not that much, you know,
just another Wednesday, and it is friend. Yeah, that's a
keen observation. Thank you. That means we're only like a
week away from having time off. That's true. So that's good.
Get recharged? Is that what they call that? I think

(00:43):
they do. I think they say it's you're getting recharged.
But yes, by recharging me, you mean you need to
do two weeks worth of work in three days then
you can recharge. Correct. And I'm not really taking any
time off because I got to do all these other
radio stations in like other places to make money because
I have none. So ill for the city. Yep. Every

(01:06):
day it's not really a day off. It's just you know, like, hey,
you don't have to wake up at five. You can
wake up at you know, seven, you can wake up
at a normal hour. Correct. But AnyWho, welcome in, Friend,
trying to find us a song to play this morning?
I know what song I'd like to play, but I'm

(01:28):
trying to find it and see if we have it.
You gotta make sure it's censored. No, no, it's not
even that it's censored. I just have to find those
that it's dad deep of a cut. It might not
even be the iHeart database. No, it'll be in there.
My point is sometimes this thing is really slow. Okay,
so then there we go. Okay, let me see here now, Okay,
I think we can go with this. Now. I'm a

(01:52):
big fan of meat loaf, and I'm well aware that
we don't play any meat loaf, but I do have
Cartall I love. I love my Mom's meat Blue. I'm
sure you do. I have Carton Blanche to play basically
whatever the hell I won for this first song right now.
Sometimes people request songs and I play them. Yeah. Other
times I'm just like, I want to hear this song,

(02:13):
and then this is my opportunity to play one song
that I like. Like those Vixen songs you keep playing, yes,
just like those.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't like your tone first, just.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Damn Yankees, just like those Vixens. Oh yeah, and I
actually think there's just one Vixen yeah, just wan yeah,
just Edge of a Broken Heart is there another Vixen
song that I don't know about? No, I think you
just played that one. I don't know. Maybe you played
it more than once. Maybe you just played it once.
I played that I know, I know I've heard you
sing along to it more than once. Though it is
a good song. I don't know why, but I feel

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like hearing meat Loaf this morning, so because I like.
I was actually talking with Mojo at the holiday party yesterday.
He has a big party, big party, and Mojo was
talking about Selene Dion and he was sorry about a
Selene Dion's song he likes, and it's called It's All
Coming Back to Me Now, which is a wonderful song.

(03:11):
Wonderful song.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
There were moments of gold and there were flashes of light.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
But that song is produced by a gentleman named Jim Steinman.
Jim Steinman was like Meatloaf's musical partner, so they wrote well.
He wrote and produced all of the meat Loaf stuff
from Bad out of Hell. He also produced some stuff
for Bonnie Tyler, like totally Clips of the Heart. If
you go and listen to the songs that Jim Steinman produces,

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you'd go, oh, yeah, that's clearly the same guy. They
have a sound, okay, totally Clips of the Heart, Bonnie
Tyler making love out of nothing at all by air supply,
the It's all coming back to Me now, Selene Dion,
all the meat Loaf stuff like, there is a distinct
sound in Jim Steinman written produced music. Okay, cool, But

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the biggest thing the guy ever did was the album
Bat Out of Hell, the meat Loaf album, which was
a gigantic kid in like nineteen seventy seven, seventy eight.
And I'm gonna do something I normally don't do. Generally speaking,
I ignore songs that are eight minutes in length. Oh
my gosh, but I'm going to play a song I

(04:23):
have to poop. No, I wouldn't know, and there's no
way I'd poop here. Okay, but I just want to
hear this because it's a good tune. Okay. We're gonna
do Paradise by the dashboard light today to get your
rocked and loaded this morning. How about that? So here
we go, rocked and loaded, Paradise by the dashboard lights.

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Sports coming up in a second. Let's rock we are
in Detroit's wheel the Josh it is show Sports. Yeah,
and that one kicks ass, doesn't it. Boy? Yeah, it's
not bad. That's that's iconic, is what that is?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Pal not bad?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Come on now, that album is great. The Bad out
of Hell album had a little two out of three
A'm Bad, which is one of my favorite songs ever.
But anyway, so the Red Wings won again last night
and they continue to play good hockey. They scored three
goals in the third period. They were down one nothing

(05:23):
going into the third and then at one point, well,
they were down one nothing going into the third period.
I was watching this. They went up, they went up
to to one, and then the Islanders came back and
tied it up, and then we got the final goal.
And there you go. It was the end the third quarter,
third period And was the third quarter? No, you did
say a third quarter. That's not a quarter, but I
changed at the period.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
No.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
But so the Wings won again last night. I was
watching that one at the bowling alley in Berkeley, Nice.
I ended up going over to the bowling alley. I
guess this counts of sports. I went over to the
bowling alley to watch some of our co workers bowl
because Ojo has a bowling team. Because apparently like the like,
nobody here at the company would give them one hundred
dollars for their team. So Mojo just gave them one

(06:07):
hundred dollars to start a bowling team. And they were like,
so maybe next year, You're like, you know, the Josh
Ennis Show could give us one hundred dollars. I'm like, Nope,
I can't. Josh Ennis isn't Mojo. Maybe James Campbell Side
Business will give you some backyard rowop. Jimmy Nuggs. You
get Jimmy Nugs T shirts for them. They have to

(06:29):
wear them while they bowl, like a whole uniform. Yeah, dude.
So the dude that used to be the weather guy,
Paul Gross, Yeah tight, So he was bowling really on
a team, right, This dude is a beast. I just
kept looking over him like, is that the dude that
you know used to do the weather, Like, yeah, that's
Paul Gross. Dudes out there just rolling dimes. Man. And

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then the other dude on his team was like a
freakin' Frankenstein. He could barely walk and barely roll the
ball strikes all the time like it's wild. This was
a crew of like sixty something, seventy something year old
dudes that are out here, they're just dimes, dimes, dimes.
Then so the the our bowling team here, I say ours.

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I was just an athletic supporter. But I'm watching our
people bowl and we have one of the we have
a gal on the team, and a guy that was
in the lane next to us allegedly told her you
have a fat ass, but like in a good way,
you know, because he was a black guy, so like
a fat ass, like in a good way. He's like,
damn girl, yeah that ass is fat. But then he

(07:37):
also said, I think you should sit on my face.
Oh wow, that's a hell of an invite, it is.
That's a bold strategy because like it's almost so ridiculous
that it could work. I bet you it's worked for
him before. Probably I wouldn't try it, but like I
feel like now, granted, this was a large black man
who was still wearing dress pants because he said he
wasn't able to change after work, so he was wearing

(07:59):
dress pants and a sweater vest but with no T
shirt under it. What is he a gym security guard?
I don't know where it would that be a workout,
but I don't know. But he was bowling next to us, okay,
and he tells old girl, he says, you got a
fat ass, and I think you should sit on my face.
And he's like, she says, I didn't know how to

(08:20):
respond to that. So I'm like, I think what you
just do a second as a compliment. You just say
thank you and go about your day. He enjoys your rear.
I think that's just what you have to do. You
would like to be intimately close to it. What are
you gonna do whence he gets the close I don't know.
You guys had to talk that out, but you guys
got to do it. I'm assuming a tongue punching of
the fart box may be involved. That might be, but yeah,

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so and I just said, say thanks. I have a
whole book of cooter shots under my dad. I would
not doubt like to say it's like Cyclopedia Britannica Collection
of Coter shots. I mean, it really is a bold
strategy to just be like, you know what, Like that's
even more bold than Ron Burgundy, Like I want to
be on you. This guy's like, I think you should

(09:10):
sit on my face, madam. I would prefer to if
you use my face as a bicycle seed. You know
my day, we called it a beaver. And let me
tell you something, I snagged a pelter too. That was
that guy. I think that was the dude we were
bowling next to you last night. Our bowling team did lose.
If you're looking for the sports angle here, I think

(09:32):
our bowling team did lose to the group of black
men that felt that the gallon the team should sit
on their face. Well, maybe you just want to set
that up as a bet. Hey we win, you sit
on this boy's face. Yeah, sweetie, it's like grease when
they race for the car, Like we're racing for pinks.
We're racing for ownership papers. We're out here and we're like,

(09:55):
you know what for the pink panties. Yeah, exactly, we're
racing for what do you mean pink's I mean pink pennies.
That would be it, I think would be the move.
There we go. Well, I hope the the female bowler
did not feel super uncomfortable in that moment. I hope she.
I think she could handle it. I guess, Look I don't.
I mean, she seemed fine. So how do I respond

(10:16):
to them? Thanks? Thank you? That's something he seemed like
it would be a good time doing then, you know,
maybe let him know that, but let him know that
while you can't do it, just let him know that
the offer is lovely and in another life maybe you would,
but you are spoken for. Or if you want to
insult the man, Yeah, you don't want to insult you say,
maybe if you had a shirt un underneath that sweater vest? Yeah,

(10:41):
like are you Mark Henry? That would be that would
be like the carry from King of Queen's reaction to me,
like you feel like going sassy? You you could be
dainty and just say, oh that's a or you can
go carry from King of Queens and just get all
like Brooklyn on him and stuff. But anyway, so from
what I understand she there was no face sitting that
did happen. So news for that guy. What are you

(11:03):
gonna do? So nineteen like it's like such like an
eighties movie thing, like, hey, if we beat you in
the bowling watch you coming home with me tonight? Yeah?
I won't bring your wife if I'm win this bowling contest.
You know what what was that? It's a steak sexual
intercourse with my wife over a bowling game. Would you

(11:24):
read the arm wrestle. I'm arm wrestling for your wife's beef. Like,
hold on a second, we were leaving. We got just
too uncomfortable, Cody, let's go send me wait, you want
me to lose. It's like an indecent proposal, you a
million dollars to sleep with your wife. That sit on
my face. I don't know why I turned this guy
into like some sort of like goombob media. Hey, like

(11:48):
a tournament like Angela, sit on my face, Angela. This
is the Joshinnish Show on one six point seven, Double
You Well, Detroit Wheels six point seven, Detroit's Wheels, Kiss
and lig it up as par our previous conversation about

(12:09):
the Bowling Alley lick it up. For some reason, I
thought you were referencing me calling a love gun or whatever. No, no,
I love I love pistols. I forgot about that. It
was a kiss song, love pistol pistol. No, no, no,
it's not. It's not at all, James, No, no it's not.
It's closed. I love good. But anyway, I was reading

(12:31):
a story about the Stones and apparently they're not going
to tour in twenty twenty six, but they were planning
to tour in as part conversation yesterday that how you
don't like the Rolling Stones because you're a I think
the Nazi, I think is what I mean, it's the
cause osteoporosis. No, I look, the old jokes are totally fine,
but I will say this. I guarantee you Mick Jagger

(12:51):
physically is in better shape than either one of us.
You think, so what do you watch him? Like? Just
go watch a concert video from Lafe year and watch
this guy hopping and bopping on stage. Mick Jagger is
one thousand percent in better shape than you and I.
I mean, I would be down if we get involved.
Forty yard dashing is Mick Jagger, and I would put
all my money on me. Okay, that's not a that

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didn't prove anything. Okay, running is one thing. I guarantee
you that Mick Jagger at eighty two eighty three, however
old he is, gets around on a daily basis better
than you and I do. Okay. I don't know why
I'm rushing to defend Mick Jagger like his honor, but
like I feel like I guarantee you like because we're
just too fast. Tell you disagree. Third Jagger that's me.

(13:34):
If I will defend, I am the man who will
fight for his honor. Uh. But uh, I'm mad at
myself because last year, apparently this so the last concert
that these Stones have played, and who knows, maybe it'll
be their last concert ever. Was in freaking Branton, Missouri.
The show that I had told my god, no, I
had the freaking tickets for this show and I didn't

(13:56):
go because I went to a stupid wedding in Chicago.
Did it off of that breast milk, And that's all
I got out of it, You know, I missed out
on Citty Like the breast milk is like a crown
of of achievements all. I'm so proud of the breast milk. Look,
I drank it and it was fine, but damn it.
I could have been sitting in the like the fourth
row for the freaking rolling Stones and what might be

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their last concert ever. But instead I went to a
stupid wedding, which, as we've discussed, will end in divorce anyway,
because all of them in the divorced and I could
have seen the Stones in that show. I hope you
lecture the couple. If they do, I will, like you
need to have to sit down with each one separately.
I may preemptively get to them. I might like just
text them now and be like, listen, if you sons

(14:37):
of bitches get divorced, you owe me the money for
those tickets that you know, I didn't pay for those tickets,
But you owe me money for my time and for
my troubles. If you tame them the quarter, I will like,
I don't know if it'll work, but both judge matthis.
Next time he yeah, ask seems to be up here
every five minutes promoting something he's got to play. Well,
I'm waiting on his life. Well when he gets up here,

(14:59):
I whant I know my rights are. I want to
know what I'm able to do. But yeah, so the
Stones are not touring next year, which makes me sad.
They're like the only band that like I'm dying to
see that I haven't seen, Like I haven't seen Guns
N' Roses and they're touring next year. No I want
to see. No, they are, but I'm not like dying
to see them, I guess. I mean the Stones are

(15:21):
the Stones, Like it's you know, there's no debate of like, hey,
who is it or the Beatles no, it's the Beatles
are the freaking Stones. That's the debate. And I'm never
going to see the Beatles because they I don't care
to and be they're dead mostly so like I'm not
going to do that. But the Stones are still kicking,
So I want to see the Stones, but I'm not
probably not going to get to now. And this is BS.

(15:41):
But yeah, so they were going to tour and now
they're not. The Sun reports that when the band properly
sat down to discuss the tour, Keith Richards said he
didn't think he could commit and wasn't keen on a
big stadium tour for over four months. Screw you, Keith.
He's holding out. Mick, you should just go go Mick.
Damn it. It's a letdown. I really wanted to see him.

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I also think that somehow Keith Richards is in better
shape than you and I and that man is haggard.
This is really just an indictment on us or not.
I feel like I should be. That's just truth. Truth
hurts pal all right, Yeah, thank you keep them separating.

(16:27):
You know, I love the crew, I know they suck,
and I know that Vince is a clown. I get
all that, but damn it, I can't wait for the
crew to come to Buy Knob next year. I can't
freaking wait. I just love them. I can't look. I
understand that they that they're they're like they're clowns, and
I understand that Vince can't sing, and I understand that
Nikki six is probably like whatever the like guitar playing

(16:47):
equivalent of lip syncing is? I get all that. Okay, Well,
when he when he gets on stage and he has
a guitar hero guitar, I mean, it kind of gives
it away. Well that's fine, but I'm still excited about
the damn show. I love the crew. Damn it, I
love them, so I'm excited for recognize this song. If
they perform it, would I be able to recognize the song?
Why wouldn't I? I mean, they said sound as good

(17:10):
as they used to. They sound terrible, but I'll know
what it is. They're dreadful. But when you're at the show,
it doesn't matter. Bro, when you're there and you're just
like you're hammered, and the second man gets on the
piano and hits that boom boom boom boom, bloody doody
boom boom, and you're like, yeah, because you're hammering, you

(17:32):
don't care. I'll tell you, imagine a man actually playing
the piano they do. There was somebody play stop it.
So you're being so hateful. It's one thing when I'm
hateful to Motley Crue, but I do not appreciate it
when other people are hateful towards Motley Crue. It's like,
if your dad's are drunk, you can sit there constantly
and go, my dad's a damn drunk and I'm tired

(17:53):
of everything. But if your buddy goes, yeah, your dad's
a real drunk loser, You're like, you don't know my
freaking deadly you keep my father's name out of your mouth.
Keep my daddy's name out your mouth. Yeah, I got cha.
That's how I am with Motley Crue. I'll make fun
of Vinceneil all damn day. Okay, all day, I'll make
fun of him, But the second you want to step
in here and talk trash about Vince Steel, I will
defend his honor. I'm not even talking trash about Vince Neil.

(18:14):
I'm talking about the fact that I don't think there's
gonna be really a keyboard player. They're gonna have somebody
that pushes play on a track. That's not true. Tommy
Lee is gonna play the damn the piano. It's not
a keyboard, it's a piano. Blue Doo, Blue Doo, Blue
dy duody, that's what it's gonna be. And he's gonna
play the damn thing. You have an attitude today, and
I don't you have an added there's a sass about you.

(18:35):
There's a sas that I don't like today. Does the
piano go up in the air and does he do
flips on the piano because that's what he does. Basically,
I don't know this is gonna be different because it's
not in an arena, so I don't know it's in
an amphitheater. I don't know what they do in an amphitheater.
All I know is in the arena, there's a piano,
and there's blue Doo Doo Doo, bloody dude, and he's
playing the damn piano piano. That's how I play the

(18:57):
piano whimsically. I play it whimsically like Tommy Lee, does
you're you're a real pianists? Blue Doo, Blue Doo, Blue
de doody Doo doo blue doo. That's what's gonna happen.
You have an attitude today. I think what you need
to do is take a lap they get your mind right,
because we got other stuff to do, and I don't
like the attitude I'm just seeing from you today as
it relates to Motley Crue and your hate. I mean,

(19:18):
I'm not hate. I think you did. I'm just don't
listen to whatever it is. Go listen to seven Dust
or whatever it is you listen to. Go listen, Go
listen to corn, Go listen to the Insane Clown Posse,
and leave the real rock to me. Okay with Vince Neil.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
A R.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
It's sports coming up to call The.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
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Speaker 1 (19:42):
O six point seven w LLZ Detroit's Reals Mine. Hello,
we are the humans that you are guaranteed to receive
Josh and James. It is the Josh Ennis Show. Welcome
in friends. We will have pistons tickets for you at
eight twenty five today. Oh yeah, do you have your
pistons cow belled or mind? When you hear that? I'm

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either being shamed or I am being shamed no matter what,
because it's not for the same game. Forgot, I forgot
to give away the Pistons tickets, So we'll do that
at eight twenty five. Santa Sack coming up at ten nine.
Do we know what tickets there are being given rand?
Which is random? Yeah, it's whatever Santa is feeling like
given out. I like all the little commercials we play
where it's like, it's like Santa Sack, you never know

(20:29):
what's gonna fall out. Yeah, and then you talk to
Casey and he likes to over explain everything, so he's like, look,
it's like a double on tundra. Oh, it means like
his scrotum. It's like a joke, like it's his sack,
but it's also like his scrotum. Intastin, we're squeezing his
scrotum and that sounds painful. Yeah, that's a physical my friend.

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I hope our hands are warm. I don't want to
get on the naughty list exactly. So Santa Sack coming
up in the nine o'clock hour, that's your first chance
to reach in Sanny Claus's sack. We'll have that for you,
so get rid of But it's also like a sack
of toys. Look, it's like a sack of toys, but
it's also like like a ball sack. Do you guys

(21:13):
get the show?

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Sure, I guess. All right, So that's coming up at
the nine o'clock hour. Also, we have sports coming up, so, uh,
Jim Harbaugh has spoken about Sharon Moore. Oh wow, So
we'll hear that in sports. And also an interesting story
about a way to avoid child support payments. We'll have
that coming up as well the Josh Show Sports. All right,

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So the head coaching search for the Michigan job is
still going on, and the guy that a lot of
people circled is the number one candidate for the gig,
Kaylin de Boor, who is the coach at Alabama, And
it appears he will still be the coach at Alabama
because he was asked directly in a press conference, Hey,
are you going to coach Alabama next year? And he
said yes, Okay, So I don't think you're gonna be

(22:02):
that dishonest in that situation. Now if you sort of
halfway denied or like, hey are you going to be
the coach? Like do you are you in the for
the Michigan job. We don't know, man, just looking like
it that way, but you know, there could be a
couple of other opportunities. So I'm focused on my team
right now, and you know where. We got a big
playoff game on Friday. But no, he said, he was asked,
are you going to be the coach of Alabama next year?

(22:24):
And he said yes. So with that, I will accept
that he's probably not going to be the coach at Michigan.
So other names you hear. Jed Fish at Washington is
one of them. Kenny Dillingham, who's the coach at Arizona State,
is another one. I think either one of those would
be fine. Did I see someone say Eli Drinkwitz from
Missouri That one would suck because that dude hadn't beat

(22:45):
anybody worth a damn since he's been at Missouri. Yet
the guy makes eleven million dollars a year, yet to
beat Coppin State in Arkansas, Like, who the hell cares it? Dude?
That and beat in LSU. He ain't beating any team's
worth of damn over in the SEC anybody with a
pulse they lose to. Yeah, this guy's making eleven million
dollars a year, so would be the coach. That would

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not be the guy I would hire if I were
Michigan Now, a guy who has been the coach at
Michigan is and and done very successfully, largely due to
the fact that he's a cheater. But that's a gentleman
by the name of Jim Harbaugh. Jim Harball was on
the Dan Patrick Show and they talked about Sharon Moore
and whether or not he's had any conversations with his

(23:27):
former assistant coach.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
When's the last time you talked to Sharon Moore?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Have early December? But I have texted.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Him nothing, nothing since he was arrested, just text oh
you have Yeah? How are his spirits?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
What an odd question? By the way, Hey, the guy
was just in jail and he lost his job and
he's going to lose out on millions of dollars. His
wife probably hates him, his kids think he's a scumback,
and his white slam piece is no longer available anymore,
and he can't slide into the dms of all the
whoreson OnlyFans. But hey, how are his spirits? Well? How
are things? Let me say, not good, not great? Well,

(24:09):
let's see what he let's see what old Jim got
from it. Ah, that's good. Uh, Well, I mean, Dan,
I mean he was just in jail and uh he
tried to kill himself with a butter knife. How do
you think his spirits are not? Stoke? Books was pending charges.
He's facing, you know, in the hole, losing the job
with cause. It's kind of a took the wind out

(24:30):
of his sails, so to speak. Yes, how are his spirits? Dan?
He tried to slice his own throat with a butter knife.
His spirits are low. Also, his wife is really really pissed, angry,
very mad. So let's see how his spirits are.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
I think I think there is. It's a trategy. So
what the worst days of his life?

Speaker 1 (24:55):
I think he should have gone, Dan, How the hell
did you think his spirits are? Like, first of all,
you you asked that in a way that's almost sympathetic
to the guy, Like we say, how are his spirits?

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Well, he's the guy that made his own bad. He's
banging the chick now he got fired. Then he wanted
to kill himself with a butter knife. Like it's all
his fault. Dan, how would you feel if you got
busted banging a co worker. Losing your job with cause,
so you don't get any money paid out of your contract.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
You lose your slam piece. Now you're in jail. Your
wife is pissed. How would you feel, Dan, Let me
ask you, how are your spirit dummy? Bad? Question?

Speaker 4 (25:27):
And you keep it together and and uh and take
care of your family. That's that's the message. And I
am getting spiritual guidance.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Spiritual guidance. You know. It's like he's his yogi. It's
like listen, man, it's like I got spiritual guidance, Like, hey,
don't bang co workers. That would be my advice to user.
You know, he's really critical.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Are you helping Michigan at all find their head coach?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Oh? Well, well not.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
All focuses on the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
There you go. So now we've confirmed that that old
Jim is not helping them find their next coach, but
he is providing spiritual guidance to Sharon More. It's like,
if I can offer you any advice, son, stop banging
the white chicks in the office. It ends poorly every time.
Avoid the snow bodies. Stop asking girls if they will

(26:20):
sit on your face. That was not Sharon More. That
was the guy wearing the sweater invest with no shirt
at the bowling alley last night to our friends. So
but that was not Sharon More. But I could see
him doing that in attacks. But you could you see that.
I could see Sharon More like talking to someone in
the office like, hey, girl, sit on my vase. Hey babe,

(26:42):
that's fat ass exactly. Once you risk it on my face,
there you go. And that is sports. By the way,
the Red Wings won last night three to two. They
scored three goals in the third period. They continue to
play very good hockey. All right, it's the Josh Inness
Show coming up. Speaking of people that you know and
got involved in sex activities, we have a local story
here about a way to dodge child support. It's one approach.

(27:07):
It is an approach.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
It's wild.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
We'll have that story coming up after three Doors down Wall,
six point seven Detroit's wheels. Josh had to show Josh
and James this morning. Hell Lou, we will have those
Pistons tickets at eight twenty five Santa Sack tickets to
something at eight twenty or sorry, nine o'clock. All right,
so let's see here, this is a local story. We'll
have the Fox. The local Fox coverage il Jessica Dupnak

(27:30):
with the story about two gentlemen who can copet it
a scheme to avoid paying child support. Let's listen, here's
almost like one of your body switching. It kind of
is in a way, isn't it like sort of a
little different than like Freaky Friday, which is hysterical by
the way, because there's nothing better than a body switch movie.

(27:50):
But this is more of like a mistaken identity situation.
Wednesday exactly what it is.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Tonight, a paternity test scheme blows up and the faces
of two Combe County men, one of them allegedly trying
to skirt child support for his new baby. Let's get
live the Fox, so Jessica dupe and actually has gone
how they tried to sneak out of it.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
Jess Well, one thing about the Mcomb County Prosecutor, Peter
Lucido is he is not messing around when it comes
to holding people accountable for child support, and word must
be getting around. That's likely why this next pair you're
about to meet allegedly came up with this scheme that
certainly did not go as planned.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I loved to let me tell you the more I
listen to it, the more I'm into this scheme. The
build up is amazing.

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Give me the scheme, you are not, it's giving The
Moury Show circa nineteen nineties. The host here, though, is
Mcomb County Prosecutor Peter Lucido in the hot seat alleged
baby daddy Mark McCracken and his work associate Derek Harrison.

Speaker 8 (28:51):
They kind of similarly look alike, but unfortunately, you know,
mister McCracken's DNA is going to be way different than
mister Harrison's.

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Alleged four time felly offenders take scheme to fudge a
court ordered paternity test. McCracken plays Harrison during the DNA
cheek swab, and then nobody has to pay for the
new baby look.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
So, if you're not following, basically, these two dudes concocted
a scheme where when they go in for the paternity test,
the guy who's the actual dad that knocked up the chick,
he sends in a different guy to act like him.
I'd be like, uh, me and my wife getting divorced,
and then I got to pay child support. Oh that's
not my kid, and I send you in. Yes, to
go pleasure yourself in that little test tube. Well, no,

(29:36):
they actually did not have you do that. Oh, there's
no masturbation involved in this. They just do a cheek
swab for the DNA. Oh that's boring. Yeah, I was
really hoping I was able to crank one out at
this at least, you know, I come in there fully torked,
ready for the DNA test. I'm ready, I'm ready, And
they what are you doing with that YouTube doc? Oh? Oh,

(29:58):
I thought I had to masturbate into a cup? Well
I have you guys, say, can you give me some
material too? Yes, you get any dirty magazines? And I
prefer my dirty magazines to be from nineteen ninety two
to nineteen ninety six, preferably the Jenny McCarthy Playboy. If
you have it, i'd really or the most extreme explicit
stuff you have, like like a gynecological collegical exam. Did

(30:19):
you have that? I need that?

Speaker 8 (30:21):
It says right there, you're being recorded when you come
into the office in the prosecutor's office. But if we
take a picture to validate what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Oh, they missed this sign in the prosecutor's office where
it says you're being recorded mom with someone of you.
The DNA results that said McCracken, you are not the father.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
McCracken is the name mover cracket. But hey, this is
my associate, Harry Pens. Yes and yes, my name is
Phil McCracken and I'm Harry Pis and we're here for
a paternity test. We're here to master Meadi and we'll
coup to find out who's the father. Gentlemen, put your
penises away please to do as a cheek saw brotherwoods need? Well?

(31:02):
Can I can I opt for the masturbation method? You know?
Do I have options? Don't I have rights here too?
I don't watch you to swap my cheek? Oh that's personal.
Dad never has rights, does he? Never? The man never
has right? She said, She said, that's impossible.

Speaker 8 (31:19):
Let me see who came in and we showed her
and she said, that's.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Not him, the one, the one cracking they're playing there?
Did they have a video in the lady? They show
her the video like, oh, this is the dad, right,
I've never banged that guy. Ever, He's probably like, No,
that's the guy that watches in the corner. What's he
doing in there? And I also enjoyed the Duke goes

(31:44):
the jig was up. Jig was up. So now I'm
the dynamic duo charge with toil Boy, is it ever?
And I would have gotten away of the too if
it wasn't for you masturbait and.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
Tag beats and for being habitual offenders four times.

Speaker 8 (31:58):
Over proven guilty, jess. And that's the way it is
in our system.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, sure it is. Yes, it's all legit. Well, they
have a video like, look, I'm gonna give these guys
some credit. What do you have to lose at this point?
You know, you're like, you're like, I don't have any money.
And I will say this, I will defend the guys
in this. I think a lot of times guys get
screwed in child support because like a lot of these

(32:23):
guys that knock these people up, how much money do
they have? They're not rich. But then what happens is
they ask for far more money than these guys have
to offer, and then when they can't afford to pay it,
they're like, oh, they've skipped out on their child support
and they're dead beat dads. And it's like not always,
sometimes they just don't have any cash. That said, the
links that these guys were going to not pay child

(32:45):
support is pretty remarkably. What they needed to do is
they needed to wear some Groucho Marx glasses, you know,
go in disguis, and then that would really throw the
case out, going there doing groud show jokes like guys, hey,
I can see you bending over in front of a store,
but I can't see the stove. But anyway, let me

(33:06):
see if there's anything left go.

Speaker 9 (33:08):
On, dude.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
And for now, McCracken and Harrison are currently lodged at
the McCombe County Jail.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
And wouldn't you yeah, McCracken.

Speaker 7 (33:17):
Now talking with Peter Licito earlier today, he is not
messing around when it comes to holding people accountable. He's
actually telling me about a guy that's fifty thousand dollars
in back child support all while living.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
In a million dollar home. Well, it's obviously not mister
mccrack I guess you know where the next story is
going to be about. We're going to be outside this
guy's mansion. But anyway, so I guess you she's dropping
little breadcrumbs, so you know what to tune in for
next week. Well, I appreciate the effort from these guys.
Like it's a very like situation comedy thing. It's oh
my god, yeah, King of Queens, like Deacon, go in

(33:51):
and take the cheek swab for me. Deacon He's like,
but Doug, I'm black, and he's like snoogy boojies or
something like that, like blows into his hand like like
whatever you know he does in an episode of King
of Quins. But that's what it would be like. It
feels like a dumb situation comedy. It's that episode of
Bosom Buddies. Yeah, something like that. They'll never know, Like, well,

(34:14):
I think we can get away with it unless they
checked the security camera because we missed that sign that
says you're being recorded. I guess, unless they asked the
chick I boned. Yes, she says, I didn't bone that guy.
If they if they just don't ask the boned if
she was boned by that guy, were fires. Imagine the

(34:38):
reaction the woman has when she finds out that the
the maternity test was failed or whatever. She's like, I've
only banged one guy. There's only been one guy that's
done that to me. Let me see that's not him. God.
So anyway, the jig was up. It's wow to these

(34:58):
monk shots on these guys. I think you know I'm
gonna post this story. Yeah, post thats are wild. The
one guy, the one guy, he has a five o'clock shadow,
but it's not of hair, it's like of soot. Or
it's like he looks like he's been working in like
a mine, or it's he looks like one of those
homeless clowns. Yeah, homeless clown. It looks like the old

(35:20):
Coca Cola homeless clo wilted flower. He looks like if
you were to like make a costume of a nineteen
thirties prison inmate. And he put on the stripe with
the heck, he's got the ball and chain. But he's
got the ball and chain. Got wait with it? Wait, wait,

(35:43):
come on cracking. Yeah, and no offense to mister McCracken.
I think he's got some issues with his eye. Yeah,
remember that's what he sounds like. Anyway, all right, we
must move on. If you want to get in text
the word Josh and your message to I have won
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(36:03):
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Speaker 5 (36:12):
O six point seven the WLLZ Detroit Wheels coming up.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Here's a story that might scare some of you horn dogs.
There is a big possible information leak coming from a
certain website, so be worried if you're a horn dog.
We'll know about it after the Stones well though, six
point seven Detroit's Wheels. Josh in the show Josh and James. Hello,
So if you're someone that likes to frequent the website

(36:41):
porn Hub. Uh oh, I never heard of it? Never
heard of it? What is it? There's reportedly an extortion
plot underway, and it's targeted at porn Hub. A hacker
group known as Scattered Lapses Hunters claims to have busted
into the adult site. In the hack, they've managed to

(37:02):
get their mits on personal information that belongs to the
site's premium members. So you guys, I don't pay for
poor free clips. Win again the jig was up? Yeah
ha ha. See that's the key in Live Friends is
when you go to these CD websites, you don't put
your information in your big dummy cause who really needs

(37:25):
the premium content? Anyway, I'm sorry. The ten minute clips
that they put out there is more than enough. That
there's y there's plenty. Like there's a lot of these
gals that are on the hub, and they also have
like their own content, right, but like they also put
up like twenty minute videos on here, like some of
their classic stuff. Like that's fine, Like, look, I'm sure
your new videos are fine, but this will get me there.

(37:47):
I'm seeing all the parts I need to see, and
I'm seeing all the action I need to see go
go down. It's kind of like when we talk about
going to the movie and then the trailer shows everything
in the movie and you're like, wellow, I don't need
to see the movie. It ruins the movie. Well that's
kind of how I feel about these gals and the
online smut is like you just need to give me
like two minutes of this and then sell your stuff.

(38:08):
Because if even if you've got one or two like
extended clips that you put up there just so people
see what you're about, that's all us cheap bastards need.
Ain't none of us putting in our information for premium
content on porn Hub. And I definitely do not need
to see you put on the complete pearl necklace. I
do not. I don't need totally fine, Like, look, do
I like story with my ironica? I do do. I

(38:30):
like a little bit, but you know what, I can
get by without it. You know, if need me, I'm
not gonna put my credit card information in. No. And look,
I think we're all we're all wackos in some way,
and we're all pervy in some way like that, we
all got our kinks or whatever. I think you have
to be a special level of horn dog to do
two things. Pay for premium content on porn hub, yes,

(38:53):
and leave comments on the comments. I've always cracking me up,
especially when the dudes would be like, yeah, I could
give it to you like that too. No, you couldn't.
And then you get these guys that are like, let
me tell you something, you have the best eyes. They're
like what, Like, brother, what do you like? It's a
fun exercise go to porn hub. It's like, oh, dude,

(39:14):
she's blindfolded being using her mouth as a receptacle. Like,
you've got the best eyes. Look, I'm in love with you.
Like there again the two biggest like, look, we're all
losers in some way. With horn dogs in some way.
I'm not here to judge the idea of watching online pornography.

(39:34):
What I am here to judge is using your credit
card to get premium access or to leave comments on
porn Hub, or if you're one of those people that
pays the extra to have the gal and like the
JOI videos say your name, I think you're also kind
of a loser in that one little note. To an extent, yes,

(39:57):
but like if you ever watched those videos and like
there's a name in there and you're like, why does
she keep saying like Jerome, and like why does she
keep saying? And then what you learn is like you
can buy your like basically, it's like a personalized thing.
Like so she's almost doubling down. So she's getting paid
the money to do this personalized JOI video for you,
but that she's also going to upload it to her
pornhob account, which she probably has monetized. Correct, She's gonna

(40:19):
get tons of commercial clicks. She's out there making cap
money ports. Let's her genius exact exactly, my friend, exactly,
So just don't put your personal info on the hub.
I won't make some glory hill. I know you do,
but that's not what this is about. Yeah, I don't know,
Like I would always be terrified to put any kind
of personal information in any kind of one time, and

(40:42):
it was on only Fans. Okay, this is embarrassing, But
I was watching these videos that would keep popping up
on Instagram of this chick and they were really quick videos.
She wasn't naked or anything, but I was like, oh,
she has an only Fans. Like one night I was
hammered and I'm like, you know what, I'm curious, So
like I put in my credit card info on only
fit and Natty Nan actually get me. I know, I'm curious.

(41:02):
So I start watching these videos and here's what you
learn about people on OnlyFans that aren't celebrities. They're just
real people having sex with other gross people. And I
watched it for like two minutes, and I'm like, I
feel uncomfortable watching this, Like this guy is not hot
enough to bang this chick. I can't watch it, Like
I don't want to watch some guy that looks like
me banging some chick in a video. I'm like, that's

(41:25):
not what I'm here for. Like you think that in
a way, like like when you hear like people talk
about how the representation matters. So like when you hear like, oh,
like Tiger Woods when he was golfing, it gave black
representation and golf, so it gave people hope. In your mind,
you're thinking, I want to watch a fat guy that
registers as like a thirty seven on the BMI getting

(41:45):
it on with some hot chick, because like, hey, that
show like I'm represented. But then you watch it and
you're like, no, I don't want to watch this at all.
Is that what I look like? Yeah? And it is,
and I'm like, I don't want to see that. Like,
you can keep the ten dollars for this month, but
don't you dare ding me for another one. But I

(42:07):
will be taking my ten dollars elsewhere. I'll be getting
my unlimited SIPs at Panera now for that ten dollars.
But I also may be back you never know it
at thirty days paid, so it could be lonely Saturday night,
but if you do belong to the premium member's portion
of porn Hub. The hack has been confirmed and porn

(42:29):
hub is sent out a press release revealing what they're
doing about it. I don't know what that could be like,
better lock your stuff down. Yes, next thing, you know,
you got a bunch of charges on your credit card.
Your wife is wondering why you're a premium member. That
does feel weird, though, doesn't it? Like I even think
your wife could go like, oh, you watch the Hub
on occasion? Whatever I get if your wife here's you're

(42:49):
a premium member of porn Hub like that almost that's
almost cheating. Picture like a dude he's got a Pornhub
shirt and hat, you know, like it give you some
other like membership benefits. Have been a member for so long? Well, sweet,
why do you and my parents are on the way over?
Oh you know, they just they gave it to me
because I won a contest. The jig was up exactly.

(43:14):
It's like when Draft Kings used to do something like that.
So if you if like basically, if you gambled and
wasted enough money on their site, they'd be like, well,
you have a personal concierge and we've got you tickets
to the Nashville Predators game tonight, and by the way,
thank you for the ten thousand dollars in gambling. So
but I would imagine porn Hub has something similar. But
They're like, who wants a rubber vagina? Yeah? Yeah, Now

(43:38):
he's got a hat and shirt and porn hub customize flashlight.
But it's not an actual fleshlight. Is off brand? You
know what are you doing with that flashlight? Oh it's
not a flashlight, sweetie, No, this is they give this
to the elite of the elite at porn Hub. I'm
a premium member of porton Hub. There's a thousand and

(44:00):
free videos that you can watch for the two minutes.
But somehow someone spends money on this anyway. So but
the good news is the jig was up. We got
you all right there you go, all right, Josh in
the show. So if you are a premium member of
porn Hub, be on the lookout. I was gonna say,
all of our listeners are now scrambling to cancel the
credit cards, but I did, I realize they can't afford

(44:22):
the premium poor nomber, my own worst enemy. It's Lit
Dundeetroit's wheel.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Wallace next point seven Detroit's wheels, That is Lit Josh
and James Josh in his show.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
I got a text here from someone regarding Kaylin de boor,
who's the coach at Alabama, and he said, I'm when
he was asked, are you going to be the coach
at Alabama next year? And he said yes. Now, somebody
on the text has brought up a point. I think
it's a valid point, says Josh read between the lines.
Next year is just a couple of weeks away. If
it were next season, I would close the doors. So

(45:00):
my man here must be a Michigan person is arguing semantics.
So the semantics are, will you be the coach next year? Well,
what is today the sixteenth, seventeenth, and two weeks it's
the next year? Will you be the coach next football season?
That question wasn't answered, so maybe I look, I don't
know the jig was up. I don't know, but look,

(45:23):
and I mean this with all due respect to Michigan,
the whole program is a cluster bleep right now. The
Big Ten sucks, it's cold as hell for six months
out of the year, and Alabama is an exponentially better
job than Michigan. I would question any coach who left
Alabama to coach at Michigan. No offense, It's just a
dumb decision. I would never do that. I would never

(45:45):
leave an SEC school particularly one of the top two
or three SEC schools to coach at Michigan. But Josh,
they won a title. They cheated, so I don't care,
so good for you. Right, here's what the last couple
of coaches at Michigan are known for cheating, and well cheating,
just a different type of cheating. Actually, one of them's
done for cheating and one of them's known for double cheating,

(46:06):
one in the same way the other coach cheated and
then the other way in you know, banging white chicks
in the office. Okay, So, like, no, I think Michigan,
Michigan's a fine job. Like, I'm not going to tell
you it's a bad job. And if you're like a
coach at Arizona State, like, yes, Michigan's a better job
than Arizona State. Yes, Michigan's a better job than Missouri. Okay, Like,
so if you wanted to hire Eli Drinkquitz, that's fine.

(46:27):
Those are better. It's a better job. And if you
took that, you would be the dumbest person on the planet,
unless you are convinced that Alabama's gonna fire you or
you hate it. As I've discussed this before. If he's
following Nick Saban at Alabama. That is a losing proposition.
You never want to be the guy that follows the guy.
That's the golden rule. That is a big time rule, right,

(46:50):
Like who was gonna win if they followed Howard Stern
when he went to exam David Lee Roth? Do you
want to follow Howard Stern? Good Luck, rovers Morning glory?
You want to whoever they put on in whatever city
that replaced Stern. You are always going to lose because
you're replacing the guy. You want to be the guy
that replaces the guy. So if you come to Michigan,
the one perk you have is you're replacing the guy

(47:11):
that replaced the guy. And the guy who replaced the
guy also just went to jail. Okay, So like it's
a winning proposition totally. I get that things that are
loaded in your favor, correct, But it's a mess. You
don't know who your boss is gonna be. Like, it's
a cluster bleep of a situation. You're in the sec
which is the big boy. We're gonna have Biff crying
on your shoulder every five minutes. Correct, Biff's gonna be there.

(47:33):
So look, I Michigan's not a bad football job relative
to like Arizona State, or relative to Missouri, or relative
to Washington, where some of these other coaches they've talked
about are currently coaching. It is not as good of
a job as Alabama. The only reason Alabama would be
a bad job is if you already think you're going
to get fired, so you're gonna peace out before they

(47:54):
get a chance to fire you. I would never, ever, ever, ever,
ever leave Alabama to coach Michigan, never ever, thank you,
so that guy. I would question his decision making if
he did that, But I don't think he's going to.
I think you got to stay at Alabama unless you think,
again you're getting fired this year, next year and you're

(48:14):
trying to get out ahead of it. But do you
think if you fail for a couple of years at
Michigan they won't fire you there too. So either way,
and I also wouldn't, I would in no way leave Arizona.
We talked about this yesterday. It's a better job totally.
Like at Michigan is a better job than Arizona State,
better weather, better babes. But if you go to Arizona
State and the money's kind of comparable, and in this

(48:35):
new era, you can pay players and like, you can
compete at Arizona State. Babes better weather like And I
mean this with all due respect, peace and love respectfully.
I love Detroit. I love everybody in Detroit. Would you
rather wake up at seven o'clock, six o'clock, whenever it
is you get up. Would you rather wake up with
it being like fifty degrees heading towards a high of
seventy one? Or would you rather wake up with it

(48:58):
being eight degrees with a high of seventeen and you
have that for six months? What would you rather? Again,
it's a lifestyle thing. No one ever winters in Detroit.
You ever noticed that? No, they winter in Arizona because
Arizona is wonderful and Florida's wonderful in December. To get
the hell out of here and go out there again.
Michigan much better football job than Arizona State. I would

(49:21):
not leave Arizona State for Michigan. I just wouldn't, because
it's a lifestyle thing and everything else. Now you say, Josh,
but they can't win titles at Arizona State. Maybe not,
but they were in the College Football Playoff a year ago,
so it's not like it's impossible in this new era.
And they're going to expand the playoff. That's the other
thing that hurts these Michigans and these big time programs
now is they're going to expand that playoff field at

(49:43):
some point to get into like twenty something teams. Anybody
with a pulse is going to get in that thing.
It's going to be like the basketball tournament where every
slap dick team in Coppon State and everybody else is
going to be in. So you can win anywhere. At
this point, money is all that matters. So and that
hurts these schools, and this is something they didn't have
to deal with, you know, ten years ago. But anyway,
now you know the rest of the story. All right,

(50:04):
Josh in a show speaking of sports. We will get
into that here at the top of the hour. You
will get the all the latest, including the Red Wings
staying hot, and we've got Piston's tickets. At eight twenty five.
It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Yes, it's the Josh Innis Show on one of six
point seven WLZ Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
All right, it's Josh and James Josh Ennis Show. Welcome
in Friends, you're about twenty five minutes away from Piston's tickets. Whoo.
So I saw that the friends of Rob Reiner and
Michelle Reiner have released a statement about their murder, a
joint statement. Oh yeah, I don't really understand why a
statement needs to be released, like, hey, our friends are dead, Like,

(50:44):
I don't know why you need to release a statement.
But it's Billy and Janie Crystal, Albert and Kimberly Brooks,
Martin Short Allan and Robin's Wible, Larry David and Ashley Underwood,
Mark Shaman and lou Merrabal Bear and Diana Levinson and
Ambassador James Costos and Michelle or Michael Smith all put

(51:07):
together a statement. I guess, like first of all, like
I don't know what there is to say, like, oh,
this was a pretty heinous thing. This is terrible, Like
I don't really know. We're so sorry to hear the news.
I don't know. Sometimes I don't think statements are necessary,
Like I'm pretty sure I know that Billy Crystal is
super sad. I also have heard that Billy Crystal had
to like be there when the bodies were still laying

(51:28):
there dead, which probably scars you forever. It's pretty wild,
so all you don't want to take. Sometimes I don't
think messages are necessary. Sometimes it's okay to just say nothing,
like I'm sure there'll be a funeral, you'll be at
the funeral, you'll speak at the funeral. People are gonna
know how you feel. And doesn't it feel kind of
weird to do a joint statement, Like if you want
to put out your own statement, I could see it, like, Hello,

(51:49):
it's me and Billy Crystal and my wife and we're
sad that our friends are dead. It's weird that you've
got like ten other people signing this thing. Like, Hey,
Larry David, do you want to get in on this? Yeah,
Basically it's the equivalent of what he said, Hey, Albert Brooks,
when you get in on this, this is the names
I recognize. It's kind of like when your wife writes
the Christmas card to somebody just puts your name on it.

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You're like, you didn't do anything, but you're like like
like some I don't know, like Larry David's out here, like, yeah,
I agree with everything you said. Just write my put
my name on this on you just on my name,
like you know it feels kind of weird and disingenuous. Anyway,
all right, here's what we got sports coming up. The
NBA wants to expand apparently, which I don't know why,

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but we got that coming up. The Red Wings are
smoking hot and we've got sublime now JO show sports.
So last night was the NBA Cup Championship, which is
that dumb end season tournament they have to do to
incentivize dudes who are making millions of dollars to actually
try in November and December. And the winner was the

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New York Knicks. They beat the San Antonio Spurs and
the winning team gets like an extra five six hundred
thousand dollars a piece. Wow. So I'm watching this late
last night as it's wrapping up, and and I'm hearing
stan Van Gundy like, I this this stuff here If
anybody wants to tell me these guys aren't passionate, Like
if you don't like this, then you just don't like basketball. Like, congrats.

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They're playing hard because it's one game to win five
hundred thousand dollars a piece money on the correct you
know what's gonna happen in their next game they play?
They will not play that hard, they will not be
that interested. So they just gotta paid all that money.
That's my point is, you know what, it's gonna happen
in their next game. They're not getting paid an extra
five hundred thousand dollars if they win. See that's how
it should be. You want to make sports better, every

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game should have a cash pot at the end of it. Oh,
I have a couple thoughts to save sports. Actually, the
other one is I'm a big fan of relegation, like soccer,
like European soccer, like where you get demoted or get
you know, promoted. So like it's like, let's say, who's
a bad football team, the Saints, Right, who's the worst
team in the league record wise? Right now? Is that
the like the Raiders? Like let's say the Raiders finished

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dead last. Yeah, the last three or four teams in
the NFL standing should be sent to a lower league
where the television revenue is less, where the salaries are
less or whatever, to incentivize not just losing on purpose.
Like baseball. The Pirates are always a waste of everybody's time, right,
They just collect all the collective bargaining agreement stuff and
all the shared revenue and they make all their money,

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they spend no money. The team stinks. What if they
were demoted to Triple A if they finished dead last,
so that would incentivize them to at least not suck.
I'm a big fan of relegation, but I'm also a
big fan at this point of like, Hey, if the
guys are gonna play harder, like each game you make
one hundred thousand dollars if you win, Yeah, maybe they'd

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try harder. Maybe Lebron wouldn't sit out, you know, half
the games, so it wouldn't fake injuries. I don't know,
but listening to him say that I found comical. If
you don't like this, you don't like basketball. I'm sure
I like watching dudes play for half a million dollars. Cool,
But come you know, December twentieth, when the Knicks play
the Timberwolves and there's no money on the line, I

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guarantee you the passion won't be the same. But whatever.
The Red Wings were winners last night. They scored three
goals in the third period, and they are a three
to two victor in their matchup with the New York Islanders.
So we had that. Basketball wise, on the college front,
Sparty took care of Toledo. I guess that's not a shocker.

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Ninety two to sixty nine was the final last night,
and Sparty still sits at number nine. And there you go.
That is sports for you. And also the NBA is
considering expansion. But like like, I'm watching games that are
in Memphis, nobody's at these games. I'm watching games in
New Orleans. Nobody's at these games because the teams stink.
Why would you put more and I know it's money

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and the owners will make more money and blah blah blah.
Of course cities are they looking to expand to another country.
I'm going to guess that they would probably expand to
Vegas is an obvious one, right, yeah, because Vegas currently
now is going to have Major League Baseball, so they
have the NFL hockey, Major League Baseball because the A's
moved there, and now, I mean basketball would make sense.

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Kansas City, I think, is a city that people have
talked about. I don't think the state of Missouri would
you know, maintain basketball, but whatever, I mean, the state
of Missouri has lost two NFL teams. I don't know
that you know, an NBA team will survive there. But
who knows. Trying to think there really aren't a lot
of cities that don't have us Seattle. I mean, if
they brought basketball back to Seattle, I think that'd be

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pretty cool. But other than that, like who doesn't have
basketball that should have basketball? I guess could be worse.
It could be this exciting WNBA expansion. I was talking
with somebody about that the other day, about the WNBA
coming here and building a new facility. By the time
that team gets here in like four years, no one's

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going to care about the WNBA. And I know this
because nobody currently cares about the day of the game.
I care about it right now. No, they were into
it because it was a racial thing for five minutes,
because you had Angel Reese who's black, Caitlin Clark, who's white.
He had conservative versus liberal people fighting over it because
it was a sexy topic for five minutes. And now
nobody cares. WNBA has gone to its rightful place in

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the pecking order, somewhere below college lacrosse, and nobody gives
a damn anymore. But it had a moment. So now
all these expansion teams, like, bless their hearts, there's going
to be an expansion team here and no one's gonna care. Nobody,
it's gonna be a waste. But whatever, what do I know?
I think like nobody cared when we already had the
WNBA team here exactly, But now it's red hot. But

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the thing is, it's all faded and it's all going
away whatever. All right, that is sports. Speaking of basketball, though,
we have Piston's tickets coming up that I do a
good job of selling that. We have Piston's tickets coming
up in about ten minutes. But right now, a song
about a very difficult sexual position. Okay, it was a

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SEMA first concert I remember attending was Brian Adams. Really,
I met Brian Adams at that concert. I was like
five years old, MBM. I went. It was in Springfield, Missouri.
Is where it was at one of these like mas
not a Masonic temple might be it was some sort No,
it was the Shriners Temple in Springfield, Missouri. And I

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don't remember the show so much, but I remember meeting
Brian Adams. And there's a picture of me somewhere being
like Brian Adams holding me up like this like here
take the picture. Yeah, I was like, he's like, listen, man,
I gotta go. In my mind, that's how Brian Adams
talks like he talks like all of his because if
you notice, in all of his songs, there's always a
moment where he goes yeah. Like every Brian Adams song

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at some point, like there's a middle part of the
song where there's no singing and he just goes whoa,
And that's Brian Adams right at the Brian Adams exclamation
point on it. So in my mind, like he's like, yeah,
take a picture with your kid. Yeah, Like in my mind,
what is the first concert you remember attending? I mean,
I can tell you the first concert I attended was
Raging Against the Machine in the Palaces of Barbert Hills.

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How old were you? Sixteen? That's what that's wild to me.
And maybe it's because I grew up in a weird
world where my dad was in radio, so I saw
a lot of the stuff that maybe a normal five
year old doesn't. Hell, I remember going to the Ninja
Turtles Coming out of Our Shells tour when I was like,
I mean, if you're talking like shows, I mean says
Same Street Live, Okay, we're not counting that. You're right,
that's dumb. So your first concert was when you were sixteen? Yeah,

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I want to ask this question. Beg to go? That's
such a weird. Maybe my parenting that my dad's parenting
was different when I was in middle school. I mean,
my parents weren't going to take me to a show. Well,
I guess mine's not fair though, because like my dad
promoted concert and so when I was like twelve, I'm
backstage hanging out with like Haul and Oates and Kenny
Rogers and people like that. So I'm like, Okay, I

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guess this is just normal. But I remember being in
middle school and I got called to the office and
they said, look, your dad said that. Your dad just called.
He said, pack your bags because you're leaving school right
now because you're going to see Britney Spears in New Orleans.
I'm like, your god, damn what I am? Yeah, let's go,
my girl. So, I mean, I just lived a different life.

(01:00:08):
But I'm wondering text I wanted. First of all, I
just want to make sure the text works. But text
text the word Josh in your message to five one
eight eight one. How old were you the first time
you saw a concert and what was the show? Because
I think more people are like you, and which shocks
me that more people didn't see shows when they were eight, nine, ten,
eleven years old, like I like, I remember being held
by Brian Adams. Again, different world for me, but like

(01:00:30):
when I'm five years old, the fact that you didn't
go to a show until you were sixteen blows My
elementary school, we saw criss Cross because they did like
a whole national tour for Nickelodeon or something, so the
whole school. They came near school. We went to the
palace the school. It took us like we all went.
It was a school field trip. We had japerones and
I think everybody got a hot dog on a platform.

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How old were you sixth grade? Well, don't you count
that counts as answer? It said, not kidding play, I
mean the same thing Chris Crisscross. I mean is in
the middle of the after noon they came out and
they did like two maybe three songs, and then uh,
I think that should count when we left, so you
went to the palace, Yeah, to watch Chris Cross to
jump jump and I missed the bus yeap bump that

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one and then whatever else? Maybe did one more counts,
so really sixth grade? So eleven, twelve, thirteen's only them
y So we're on there all right. So get in
text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one five one eight eight one. I'm curious,
what is the first concert you remember seeing and how
old were you? I want to like do an average,

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like an average age for the first concert for people,
because he got guys like me who remember going to
a concert at five. Then I got guys like you
or like, really, my verse Gonzert was like sixteen. So
text text the word Josh in your message to five
one eight eight one, first concert? How old you were?
That's what I need to know. Do it now? We
got Pistons tickets coming up, Fief. I'm reading some of
these text messages of people's first concert and how old

(01:01:56):
they were, Josh. My mom took me to the Pontiac
Silverdome July seventh, nineteen seventy six. I was twelve to
see Elton John. It was great, Thank you, Joe. I
got a lot of people. I was thirteen. Doesn't say
the show, but I was thirteen fifteen years old. I
saw Eddie Money opening for April Wine, but that was
probably fun Eddie Money in April Wine. I'd go to

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that show today. Well, I mean, any Money's dead, rest
in Power, King, so I can't do that. A lot
of people saw the Aerosmith Pump Tour, so that would
have been eighty nine to ninety and that show that
tour actually played two nights at the Palace, So this
was a two night show at the Palace. So I've
got a lot of people that listen to this radio
station were probably at that tour. But I was fourteen

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for the Aerosmith Pump Tour this Texas, so I can
like that makes sense, Like I think twelve thirteen is
kind of, you know, in that wheelhouse for people to
see their first show. Well, I think it's kind of
when you start to develop, like an actual musical tathe. Sure,
I got one that says I was fifteen and saw
Britney Spears. I was also fifteen and saw Britney Spears

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at one point two. You know who opened for Britney Spears.
And this is one that no one listening to this
radio station will know. The opening act for Britney Spears
was LFO. Okay, I like it when the girls stopped
by for the summer. Yeap, so those were able Crombie
and Fitch. A take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer. Since that summer.

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That guy's dead too, Rob Really when I'm Rich, when
I met you with said my name is Rich, you
looked like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch. He's dead.
Rest in power, King. But the guy I saw that tour.
But like the first time I remember really going to
shows and being like wow, like I'm into this and
this is gonna sound ridiculous that I'm aware, But I

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was seventeen and I saw the Share Farewell tour in
New Orleans, Okay, And and it was a weird thing
because like I'm seventeen. I don't know about gay Pride
or the flags or anything like that. I have no
idea that this is two thousand and three or three
fortunes because like, I don't know, like no one talked
about that kind of stuff. It wasn't all over the
internet and everything like it is now. So I'm I'm

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seventeen and the song True Color starts playing. The opening
act is Cindy Lauper, And all I really know about
Cidy Lauper at that time, is your true colors? And
maybe a little you know, girls just want to have fun.
Maybe goonies are good enough, you know, and they start
doing true colors. I'm like, yeah, this is my jam
seventeen year old. Everybody in the arena starts waving a

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rainbow flag and I'm like, that's a gay saw and
I did not know that and it was. And then
I'm like, well, yeah, Josh, here at a Share Cindy
Lapper concert. What do you think is gonna happen at
the Share Cindy Lapper concert in two thousand and four?
Why that other seventeen year old started smacking your ass exactly?
Did I ever tell you the story about the time
that I almost broke up a happy gay couple. No,

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it was also at a Share concert. This one was
new in Vegas, and yeah, I had a Share show,
so I was at I was sitting like second row
for a Share show or in Vegas. Dude, you can
judge me all you want. Share is phenomenal. I think
you can have an eclectic mix of tunes you like.
I've seen Night Ranger a thousand times, so I'm hard, Okay,
But I also have a softer side and I like share. Okay,

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But I'm at the show where in the second row,
I've been drinking, so you've seen videos of me after
I've been drinking, of course. So I'm having a good
dance moves right, and you know, we're doing a little
turn back time little gypsies, trams and thieves whatever, having
a great time dancing. And this one guy that's sitting
behind us in the next row clearly a homosexual because
like he's making out with his boyfriend, so at least

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he's homosexual adjacent curious at work. So we're dancing, having
a good time, and this guy kind of starts dancing
around me and like I don't care. I'm like, yeah,
if I could turn back time, and the dude that's
with him gets real PiZZ oh boy, and he starts
kind of looking at me like he wants to like,
like he wants to go. I'm like, like, I can't
explain to him that I'm not a gay guy. This

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is my wife here, I'm not a gay guy. I
just like share. That's gonna be the name of my autobiography,
by the way, A guy just like Share and other
anecdotes and other witticisms from Josh Ennis. They players, We'll
look at you and they're like, Okay, here's the gay
guy with his lady friend. Yeah. But here's the thing.
Gay guys adore me because I could. I'm a bear

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like and that's the kind of thing that's flattering. Is like,
you know who doesn't like bears? Women? Women? Women are
not turned on by people like me, but you know
who are turned on by people like me? Gay men?
And I think the main reason is because gay men
are turned on by all men. I've never heard a
gay guy go that guy's not attractive, like gay guys

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just love dudes. I bang him exactly. And I'm kind
of like, I'm okay with that, Like I'm not going
to bang you, but I'm flattered that someone thinks I'm beautiful.
I agree. I think that's it's It's one of the
highest compliments another man can get, is if a gay
man is who has attracted the men thinks you're attracted exactly,
thank you. Well, it's like this, like, as a guy,
I don't get the kind of compliments like say, our

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friend bowling last night, did our girlfriend bowling last night?
Or the nice gentleman wearing the sweater vest with no shirt,
looked over at her and said, girl, you got a
fat ass, and I want you to sit on my face. See,
men do not get that kind of flattery. Yeah, I've
never had a live and go hey, I want to
sit on your face. Yeah, there's no that never comes about, right,

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Like I would like a mustache ride. You usually have
to be the one initiating the conversation by offering the mustache, right,
So you don't get that. So when you've got a
gay guy that's kind of like things you're cute, it's
kind of like thank you. It's like the Lynn Wings
world whenever Garth is talking to the guy and he's
like I love you, and Garth just goes thank you,
Like that's me. That's like whenever a gay guy's like

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I think you're You're like, we have a friend Gay Mike.
All of our friends that are gay, we start their
names with gay, you know, so people know. So gay
Mic is very handsy when he starts drinking, so like
every now and then he'll send me like illicit DMS and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
I'm like, it's just funny. It's like, haha, I understand
a gay Mic, He's just gay Mike.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
He's a non threat. But gay guys do get handsy,
and they really get handsy at the Share show. Wow,
yam So look, I'm like the bell of the ball
at the Share show, the bell of the ball at
all the shows apparently, but no't drinking for different reasons. See,
I was the bell of the ball because everybody was
mocking me at the other show. I'm the bell of
the ball at the Share show because everyone wants to
bang me at the Share show. Well, no, no way,

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you going all these share shows exactly. I feel good
about myself. All right, some other texts here. Let's see,
my daughter Hanna saw our first concert at thirteen, thanks
to you at the Jingle Bowl. That's awesome, that's cool.
Saw Queen in nineteen eighty one and Puebla, Mexico. I
was eight. Boy, that's a story less he lived in Mexico.
But if like they traveled abroad to see then that's something.

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First concert was Howard Jones at Pine Knob with Nick Kershaw.
I was fourteen. Is that things can only get better?

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Is that Howard Jones? No one is to blame? Is
that Howard Jones? Let me know if I'm right on that.
Let's see Oingo Boingo at Royal Oak Music Theater. I
was seventeen, all right, so we got some good examples
from people the Mega death. I was thirty, so.

Speaker 9 (01:08:58):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Well the first oh is thirty, I guess, so they were.
They were shut in, all right. So you can get
those texts in text the word Josh and your message
to five one eight eight one. Of course you can
call eight seven seven nine eight eight one o six seven? Uh,
what do we You want me to hit the bell?
It sounds like you're going right into it. No, just
I thought I just needed to be reminded. I was
trying to do fake radio thing like hey, ring the

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bell because it's the bit, and like I, oh, I
forgot and then but I didn't forget. Well, I was
waiting to see. I was waiting for you to throw
it to commercial and to throw it to a song,
and then I was going to leave that bell here.
We're not going to use it. Well, no, I'll only
use it. But it seemed like you we need to
get some miles on that bell. Ring the damn bell again,
ring the bell? Cause this digheads give them away. Thank
you Year's Day against the Miami Heat tickets on sale now,

(01:09:43):
Thank you. That's all I needed for me. Sorry, thanks
looking up your your Howard Jones songs here? Was I right?
No one is to blame. Yeah, that's all I want
was Things can only get better? Is that Howard Jones? Look,
I know crappy eighties musing, Yes you do anyway. So
all that said, if you want Pistons tickets eight seven

(01:10:04):
seven nine eight eight one O six seven, we have
those for you right now. Josh in his show one
O six point seven w llz truly tweels. Let's find
a winner for these Pistons tickets. Ring the bell over
there and so people know a little better play. It's
kind of a half that there we go ring to

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be fair, it's a crappy bell. I get it all right.
Let's go to the phones here, Hello, who's this? Come?

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Amanda? What's going on? I'm trying to win those systems tickets? Gotcha?
What is your favorite song with your name in it?
Amanda by Whalen Jennings. Oh that's a solid one, Amanda,
Light of my life? That one is that? Am I
right on that?

Speaker 6 (01:10:48):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
You got it? What about Amanda by Boston too? Has
a guy like ever used that as a way to
like flirt with you? I used to have a girlfriend
named Amanda, so that's what I would do. Like I
would just randomly be like, I'm going to take you
by surprise and make you realize Amanda. Oh yeah, no,

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no no, then yeah that's perfect. I love it. Has
a man ever done that for you? Yes, he's bought
me the CD because he thought I was named after
that song.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
And it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Well he tried. So there's that. What Amanda are you
named after? Are you named after an Amanda? I'm named
after the Whaling Jenny song. Oh that makes more sense. Yeah, okay, okay, fine,
my bad, my bad. I'm sorry to bring Boston into this. Jeez,
you're right. Well, Amanda, you're gonna go see the Pistons,
all right?

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Yeah, Amanda, you did it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
Let me put you on whole. We'll get your information.
You know what I'm gonna do. You're gonna singing some
more Amanda songs. I'm going to play Amanda by Boston
because I can. I have that authority. And we have
a winner named Amanda. She seemed like a sweet person
that was excited to win our tickets. So I'm going
to play one of the goat level power ballads of
the mid nineteen Amanda. It's Boston on Wheels.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Through.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
This is same, I'm in love. I want Mason Glorio.
All right, so welcome in. It's the Josh Ennis Show,
Josh and James. That was for Amanda, although her favorite
Amanda is a song by Waylon Jennings called Amanda because
she's named after Waylon Jennings. Amanda back when Outlawed Country
had some balls to it. My friend, God knows that

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I'm not going to play them, but anyway, welcome in.
People are still weighing in on their first concert and
how old they were when they attended their first concert.
We have got I was seven and saw Backstreet Boys.
This one says, I'm also named Josh. My first concert
was at six and I saw the Backstreet Boys. The
number of people whose first concert was to back Street Boys,

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but I mentioned there's a generation of people that maybe
their first concert was like new kids on the block, saying,
I mean like when you're six years old, you ain't
going out there like I'm here to see Megadath. Yeah,
you're six years old. You're listening to what six years
and seven and eight year olds listen to. You're probably
gonna go see whatever group your older brother or sisters
into that your parents can afford to take you to see.
Correct or whom I'm a dad are into and they

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super into, and your parents are like, look for Christmas,
we'll take you to see New Kids on the Block,
or will take you to see Britney Spears. I will
tell you this as an adult man in my mid twenties,
I did see Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the
Block on the NKOTBSB tour. Very nice, fine time coog
Fest really mill Fest and maybe Coog's because let's see,

(01:13:43):
this was in the mid this was twenty twelve, so
twenty eleven, twenty twelve. Yeah, it was more like a
mill fest, just like hot older moms. And they loved
the dude at the show. That's having a good time,
you know what I'm saying. So it's me and my buddy.
We were like the cock of a walk. People loved
us at the in KOTBSB show. Cleaning up at the show, huh.
I mean I didn't get any or like that.

Speaker 9 (01:14:04):
But I mean we could have. I mean, oh yeah,
we could have. We could have banged. We didn't because
you know, we were spoken for, but we were in
a relationship, you know. But we totally could have banged
both those both those couger at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
We could have. I mean, look, you get these ladies
at the concert. One thing about moms like this is
like their one time out, you know, and they're kind
of reliving their childhood at a show. So like if
you get like a hot mom who's going to see
a band or an act that she liked in school.
So like new kids on the Block or like from
this generation, like an in Sync or whatever, good Charlotte
aggressively horny a couple of drinks, they get aggressively horny,

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they get a little handsy. Their husband's not there because
he ain't going to see new Kids on the Block.
That's why you got to swoop in and be the dude.
This would be my advice to people who are you know,
not spoken for, or people like Sharon Moore who just
don't care that they are go out and just like
clean up at these shows. So like, if the new
kids come back around town, go to the New Kids Show,
because partially they'll think you're not se handsy milf. You

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just let her know you got the equipment you can
grab and then you use the ads the pickup line
from the guy at the bowling Alley last night, which
was a girl, you got a fat ass sit on
my face? Yeah. Hey. At least twice out of ten
times does it work? Didn't work? Dude. They might be
buzzed enough to for it to work. The dude. You
get them out there and you're listening to like Step

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by Step or Hanging Tough, and next thing you know,
you're on the hill at Pineapa. You got a milk
with the fat booty fir watten right over your face.
Her friend's looking for She's like, where is Sarah. Oh, Sarah,
She's sitting on that guy's face up on the top
of the hill. Sarah, what about Colt? You love him?
Why would you do this to him? And she's like,
Colt's not here, Colt's not here. I'm sue. I'm all

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they just did. Please don't go, girl, But and I went, yeah,
let's see, I saw Boston when I was nineteen, Uh
so there you go. This person says I was nineteen
when I saw Boston congrats. You have me trained like pavlogs.
Pavlov's dog calling like crazy when the bell rangs. See

(01:16:04):
the bell works. Oh the phones are lighting up. But
not now when that bell rings, you know, there's a giveaway.
That's the giveaways, giveaways, stand a sacking about twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:16:16):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
This person said I was nineteen or twenty first concert
was Corn and rob Zombies. There we go. No, there's
the first time. See what that When Corn was a
big deal in the late nineties, I was super not
into Corn and those kind of bands. Right, So I
was at a at a tatle guy, I really and
I'm still not like I'm fine with Corn. I assumed
you worn't because that's usually the go to band. You
always try to make it seem like I'm I'm obsessed

(01:16:37):
with Yeah, well you did you go go this year?
Your Corn?

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah? Uh? ICP. Well okay, I mean I'm a friend
of the jiggle community, but I'm down with whiskey. You
gotta get it straight. So I uh, I was like
in a day camp, but I'm probably twelve thirteen years old,
and the only people that wanted to be my friend.
Were like dudes that were super into like corn. They
were like ty maybe two or three years old than me.
Jingko jeans, like big baggy black jeans, and like a

(01:17:04):
wallet that was attached to a chain and the chain
was attached to your pants. Doc Martin types like the
high boots, you know, and all that. And they were
the only people that wanted to be my friend. So
for a whole sends for a summer, I had to
pretend that I was really into new metal and Corn.
So I'd go to day camp, but I'd be like
freak outa lige and then I'd go home. I'm like, Dad,
they scare me, and I don't know what to do.

(01:17:26):
But they're my only friends. And they wear they wear eyeliner, Dad,
what are they doing? They wear like fish neck gloves.
They go at the stork. They call it hot topics. Dad,
what is that? They wear these necklaces with balls that
are all connected, like like a weird ball chain, and
I don't know what to do. Just Josh, Josh, I'm busy.
His answer, Josh, I screw off, Josh, I'm busy, Thank you, Dad.

(01:17:52):
All right, So in the nine o'clock Cower you'll have
your chance. Speaking of you got the Santa Sack, Yeah,
Santa Sack. So there could be Take it's to some
good show, probably not New Kids on the Block or
Backstreet Boys or Britney Spears, who I have actually seen
as an adult as well. I saw her in Vegas
one of the worst shows ever. I've never seen a
lazier performer in Vegas than really if britt show was bad,

(01:18:13):
lip syncing, crappy dancing. My wife wanted to see Britney
Spears when we were in Vegas, but she wasn't performing
though that weekend. She wasn't performing what I saw either,
but her body was there. It's Europe one O six
point seveny Troit, It's Wheels. That is Europe and the
final countdown text message. My first concert my mom and

(01:18:34):
dad took me to was the Carpenters at Pine Knob.
Damn wow. I think I would have liked to have
gone to that show. Let's see here. I saw Guns
n' Roses opening for Aerosmith at Pine Knob. That's from
Sergeant Sweeney. I want to say then that tour would
have had to have been the permanent vacation Aerosmith tour
maybe because that would make sense because eighty seven is

(01:18:56):
when Permanent Vacation came out, and like Guns n' Roses
went from kind of like whatever to like boom in
like a second. So they're opening for Aerosmith and before
you know it, they're filling up stadiums. So now that
would have been a hell of a show to see,
to say, hey, I saw guns and Roses before Guns
n' Roses was really guns n' Roses, you know, And
a lot of people of that era got that opportunity

(01:19:17):
because clubs were still such a huge thing. When I
was in Saint Louis, people would talk about this club
in Saint Louis where every one of these acts played
before they became like right before, so like Nirvana played
this club, and Pearl Jam played this club, and sound
Guard like everybody that was everybody played. This club's called
Mississippi Knights, and I'm sure I'm sure there's a thousand

(01:19:38):
Mississippi Knights in Detroit that people can tell me stories about.
But it's just like it's fascinating to do that because
you're never really gonna do that anymore. Like as a
fan of rock music, like there are rock bands that
still do things and play on the radio, Like you know,
I'm sure Riff plays Mammoth wv H or whatever, like
Wolfgang van Halen are pretty reckless. But like, I don't
think in twenty years people are gonna go, Yeah, I

(01:20:01):
was at Blank Club and I saw pretty reckless before
they became pretty reckless. Like that doesn't happen anymore, you know,
But back in eighty seven, you're at a club and
you see guns and roses. You're like, whatever, there's guns
and roses. Then they become guns and roses, and you're like,
I saw guns and roses before they were guns. And
it doesn't seem like rock bands ever explode into like
a huge mega groups. Oh they don't. That's dead. That

(01:20:22):
is a dead now. I think it's pop stars or
country stars where people on ticketok can't TikTok people. Yeah,
rock doesn't have that anymore. But like you could go
back to like the era of the Sunset Strip in
the mid eighties, mid and early eighties, where all these bands,
these rock bands would like play the Whiskey and play
the Rainbow, and they would play these clubs and like
you would go in for like five bucks, ten bucks,

(01:20:43):
and you'd see Motley Crue before Motley Crue was Motley
Crue or whomever, and they became huge based on that.
Like that's like if I could go back in time
and live in a time, I'd want to do that.
That just seems badass to be, like, Hey, we don't
know that Guns and Roses is gonna be a big deal,
but let's go see Guns and Roses at the Troubadour,
and the Guns and Roses a year later is the
biggest band on the planet or Poison or Motley Crue

(01:21:04):
or whomever. I would love to live that life. We
will never get to experience. I feel like the closest
you'd get would be like a comedian, Like if you
went and you went to the comedy show, you know,
they'd be playing the small bar gigs and then next
thing you know, you know, they could be like Tame
Cook and they're you know, filling stadium. Yeah, I could
see that, But rock and music in general, you just
don't get that anymore. Like I wish I could have

(01:21:24):
lived that life like that, Like Doug got to live
that life. Oh, I've got to break every band in
the world, and you know, like I'm just gonna go
to a club tonight and see some new band. They're
called Rat or something like. The closest I've come to
that would be like Fallo up Boy, Like I've seen
fallow Boy play like the Clutch Cargoes back in the day.
You know, I'm Pontiac a little James discovered, so we
got that James Broke fallout. I brought him straight to

(01:21:48):
the music director and they laughed in my face and
then they ended up playing a song by them album
one album later, It's pretty Wilde. Then I took off. Yeah,
it's just funny because and it's a band that no
one's gonna no, but a band called Ludo. So Ludo,
you know Ludo. They had a moderate hit with a
song called love Me Dead Right. So I'm sitting at
the Bowling Alley yesterday and I'm talking with Zach from

(01:22:10):
the Mojo Jo and he goes, one of my favorite
EPs ever is such and such by Ludo, And I'm like,
that's super random because I'm friends with the guy from Ludo.
I worked with him in Saint Louis. But like bands
like that, like Saint Louis kind of had a scene
where a couple of kind of alty bands that urge
bands like that that had moderate success nationally that were
big regionally, Like they kind of they were based and
came out of Saint Louis. You just don't hear those

(01:22:32):
stories anymore. Like you don't hear about new band that's
on the radio that broke the other from Royal Oak.
You know, you don't hear that anymore. It's just a
weird world. But like, that's one of my great regrets
in life is that I was born too late to
experience that part of life, because I think that would
have been a fun thing to be part of. I mean,
I don't know, dif're from Grand Rapids, but like Greta
van Fleet was huge here for a while. Yeah, you know,

(01:22:52):
but Greta van Fleet basically is just accused of being
a led Zeppelin. Yeah. I get your point. But like,
but Greta van Fleet's you know, like guns and Roses, right,
you know, like you don't do that. So anyway, Josh
Innes show, somebody other. I saw bush Man just walked by.
I was like, oh, hi, wow, he's up early. Like

(01:23:13):
so there you go, all right, Josh Inness show, stay there, Josh.

Speaker 5 (01:23:17):
In this show, one of six point seven w.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
LV Detroit's wheels. One of six point seven Detroit's wheels.
That's Incubus and drive the Josh Innis Show, Josh and
James this morning. Hello friends, So Sam, but anyway, so yes,
your next chance to score Santa Sack? And what is
in Santa Sack that's coming up here in just a
little bit in the ten o'clock. Now it was chilly,

(01:23:41):
and now I've got Tom Petty on Detroit's wheel just sack, right,
we got that? Has that already happened? Yes, Yeah, Santa
Sack's already been unloaded. It's already been tickled. Yeah, so
just has been graded and groped in the prizes. The
keywords been given out to ring the bell for Santa Sack,
so people know, but it already happened, and Santa sagarn't happened.
Come back at ten o'clock. Yeah, for one, Jilly will

(01:24:04):
have Santas sas. She'll show you Santa sack. She will, well,
she'll show you somebody's sack. I don't even know what
that meant. I also liked again, I like to say
those things for people who don't know that I'm married
to Jilly so I like to say suggestive things about
it because they're like, how is he allowed to say
these things about the girl that works there? Josh innes Man,
he's an hr nightmare, Like I should be like the
guy at the bullet Hey, Jilly, yeah you got a

(01:24:27):
fat ass. I think you should sit on my face, like,
what carefully? More than you bargain?

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
Where you go home?

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
Tonight? One of six point seven Detroit's wheels. That's funky
there a little jingle bells. I was looking at some
more of the texts that have come in about the
first concert, which is blown up. I can't believe actually
still responding. One said I went to Hollow Wicket in
two thousand and four. I was fifteen. Yeah, so hollow
Wicked Now that's ICP. Now that's a party. Yes, what

(01:24:55):
year was it? Two thousand and four, so that might
have been ICP and twisted. There you go see that.
It's a fun time, but it's not the thing baby, Yeah,
there you go. Also, we had one person who said
they went to the Monsters of Rock show at the
Pontiac Silverdome, and I think that show is in nineteen
eighty eight and the lineup would have included Docin and
Van Halen and Metallica. It sounds like a show that's

(01:25:17):
going to get your nipples. R weh it totally because
that would have been That would have been Sammy Hagar
van Halen. Oh boy, I would have been all over
that show, especially Docin and Van Halen, Metallica whatever. Like
I get Metallica and I dig them, but like, I
don't know that Metallica is a show I want to attend.
They would be probably one of the opening acts too,
wouldn't they Metallica? Oh yeah, that would have been an
eighty seven eighty eight, so they would have been early

(01:25:38):
in that bill.

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
I would think it might have still actually been in
the band ave mistake, I think so so. But that
would have been a hell of a show to say
it was your first concert Pontiac Silverdome, Monsters of Rock.
I think it was eighty eight, so that would have
been something, all right. Josh in a show more Rock
coming up, Jos show.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
Six point seven w.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
LLZ, Detroit's Wheels one of six point seven Detroit's will
there's dial tones and stuff from Pink Floyd. It's Josh
and James. So you like home alone right, who doesn't
I know, right? Do you prefer Home Alone or Home Alone?
Two Lost in New York?

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
I like them both, but I would probably stick with
Home Alone. The Ogg your girlfriend Wolf, Look what you did,
your little jerk Fuller go easy on the PEPSI. That
little bastard he was at Lee knew what he was
gonna do, that little look on his face where he's like,
I'm went in the bed tonight, brother, and there's nothing
you can do about it. This is mcalay Culkin's real life.

(01:26:32):
Who like all of a sudden is like Oscar and
Golden Globe nominated guy. I saw him in a movie
si U. But there was one last year that he
was in with Oh it's I forgot what the movie
was called, but it's with who's the guy from the
the the Facebook movie who played zuckerberd Esse Eisenberg. So
they were in a movie where they had to like

(01:26:53):
go to like Germany or Rushers. I forgot where they went,
but some like like coming of age movie where they
see like like the Homeland or something. It was a
fine little movie. It wasn't bad, but he I think
he got nominated for a Golden Globe or and Oscar
for that. So it's amazing, Like you go from being
Fuller that wets the bed he was also in you remember,
she's all that he was like the little brother and

(01:27:15):
she's all that. Oh it doesn't matter, but I think
that's what I remember him from. But AnyWho, So, yes, Fuller,
go easy on the PEPSI a little bastard. But the website,
the Athletic, has taken all of the sports memorabili to
Billia that you see in home alone, and they've put
a present day value on all of it. So, for example,
the Michael Jordan cardboard cutout that they used to like

(01:27:37):
fool us on the train that goes around right around. Yeah, correct, mystery.
So that cardboard cutout today would be worth between three
hundred and five hundred and sixty dollars. See, you should
always keep doing. Doug's the smart one. Guys like Doug
who don't throw anything away that just you know everybody
views is junk. Doug's gonna get rich here in the

(01:27:58):
next couple months selling this train throw anything away. Good
news for my son, because I have a John Cena
cardboard cut out in my basement that will be willed
to him when I pass away, I don't know how much. Hey,
he's got his last match. She's done, he's retired. That's true.
That's coclectible. Uh. The Isaiah Thomas poster that hangs in
Kevin's bedroom, that one's weird because there is Chicago. I

(01:28:21):
know he has an Isaiah Thomas. The guy just likes ball.
I guess he loves balls, got his. MJ's got his.
And by the way, it's also weird because you know
who hates Michael Jordan iseke I mean, he hates them. So,
but that would be worth ninety dollars on eBay. Actually
one sold recently for ninety bucks. Wile is this like
a five to ten dollars poster? The nineteen eighty nine
Fleer Glossy Baseball ten and Fred McGriff card. So the

(01:28:46):
ten could get you between two hundred and four hundred dollars.
And so the tin that's where Buzz kept the money
or somebody kept money in there right in the movie.
Think that's what he had to break into to get
money to go by his toothbrush. That's right, yes, correction
assorted starting lineup action figuring. So those are the ones
that he was shooting with the BB gun. If you

(01:29:07):
have the in the original undamaged packaging, they could be
worth around thirty dollars. So if you're interested in such things,
I'm glad that there are other people that watch movies
the same way I watched them and are like, what
are what those are worth? Now, we did do a
whole podcast about just dumb stuff like that, like breaking
down these movies. Maybe it's an idea. Actually it's not
a man idea. We could do that. We have nothing

(01:29:28):
but tough. We need somebody that can actually give us
a value. We'd have to call up Like the Pawn
Stars guy had an American jewelry and loan. You have
to get Detroit. We gotta go see him over there,
boy hardcore pond the hell's is it? Less? We gotta
go see less over at hardcore pond Less? Do you
listen to Detroit's wheels? I want to be your friend.
The thing is, I didn't realize this until a couple
of weeks ago. I live like five minutes from there.

(01:29:52):
How much right? We're both That's awesome? Like it when
I saw to go it's less his place, all right?
But anyway, it's the Josh Ennis Show, and we have
got Ozzie for you now, Rush, It's Tom Slawyer on
Detroit's Wheels Joshness Show, Josh and James about to head
on out of Dodge. But we will be back tomorrow.
Tos already Thursday, Hot, damn time flies man flies, unlock,

(01:30:13):
someone's done. Christmas is just round the corner. The excitement,
I tell you what six is on on the horizon. Yeah,
so we'll see. But tomorrow we got Pistons tickets, more
Santa Sack for you, so we'll have that and who
the hell knows. I still haven't gotten into the story
about the parking space at the ice. Thank you forgetting
all right, that's on me today. I was supposed to
ring the bell. Thank you. That's it though. That's it

(01:30:37):
for today. That's it. But Jilly is on the way
next she'll have more about Santa Sack and other things.
And Jilli she's got she's really really invested in that
Santa Sack she is. So that's coming up. Josh and James,
Josh and the show. We will see you Manyana.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
It's the Josh Nis Show on one

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
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