The Day The Robot Music Died

We lay the end of the show recap song to rest, Millie Bobby Brown changes her name and sells underwear online, does Josh suffer from Ozempic penis?, a fanbase that is crazy enough to stab/injure someone for their idol, this day in 1979 has a tragic story behind it, movies you’ve seen in the theatre multiple times, an Army OBGYN busted taking videos of patients, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, welcome in six so eight snowy Tuesday in Detroit.
It is Josh and James. Glad you guys are with us.
We are two humans, guaranteed. We're guaranteed. I know this
because I put my ugs on this morning and dusted
snow off the car to get here. So we're human.

(00:27):
So that's good. You don't have you don't have to
worry about us being robots, no sir, no sir, But
glad you guys are with us today.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
We assume you're real. Well, what if the audience.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Is a A ah, I at least be an audience.
It's kind of like having out Like you've got a
bunch of followers on social media, but they're all bots,
you know, but look they're still followers and still looks nice.
You're like, hey, I got thirty thousand followers on Twitter? Yeah,
how many are bots? Don't care? I have thirty thousand
controlled by man in India. Yeah, So thank you Patel,

(01:04):
and build an audience for us of listeners if you
wouldn't mind. But AnyWho, welcome in, friends. But this snow
is what it is. Least like I thought I was
gonna wake up and have like five feet of snow
or something, but at least it wasn't terrible. Snow is coming, Yeah,
I heard that it was gonna be like an inch

(01:25):
or something like that. But could be worse, like just
seeing some stuff across the country, like the dopes in
Saint Louis got like three inches of snow and the
whole town shut down. Saw that on the news, like,
oh my god, Interstate seventy is a disaster and people
are getting for like three inches of snow. So so
it could be worse. Like at least there was no

(01:46):
issue getting to work for the most part today and
a little slower, but that's it. That's it. So I
was blow truck drivers who think they're police officers. Ah,
shine their fancy lights so it blinking lights on top
of their truck. You're not doing a job. Turn off
your legs, dummy boy. We have an anti snow truck driver.
I'm all about to snow truck drivers, but if you're

(02:08):
not on the job, you're just driving on the highway,
you don't need your flashing lights on. You're not dropping salt,
you're not plowing nothing, You're just driving. You know they're
not they're dropping the salt I can see it coming
off the back, and so you think there's like a
power trip these guys. So they're like, yeah, I'm gonna
assert my authority with my lights. I'm not gonna lie.

(02:28):
If I had lights on my car and the authority
to shine them and flash them, I think I would like,
I mean, I get it, I would too, but I'm
not on a highway when I'm not doing anything. I
think that's I think that's when you do it.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I would you do it like pulling in the tackle bell.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Maybe they you know, I think I'm a police officer
and we're going to hook me up with the free
cheesy Gordda or something. My dad was given like an
honorary sheriff's deputy bag like Elvis, like Elvis or Shack Chat.
So this was in Louisiana. So some friend of his
gave him a badge, and my dad really exploited this
thing to the point that I'm like Dad, Like he

(03:02):
would show up at crime scenes and I'm like Dad,
there was one time there was like a shooting and
a mall and my dad just showed up with this badge.
I'm like, Dad, I don't think you should be doing that. Okay,
what do we got here? How many purps? Where's the
purps at? How many victims? Starts talking like just stuff
he heard in an episode of Colombo. And then there
was another time check this out, Josh, I saw this

(03:24):
on SVU. So there was another time we were driving.
We were in Tennessee, like Memphis maybe driving somewhere, and
he got pulled over on the highway and he tried
to subtly show that he had a like the badge
as well, you know, and the cop from Tennessee looks
at him and goes, listen, if you ever try to
show me that fake badge again, I will throw you

(03:46):
in jail. My dad's like my bad officer. I'm sorry.
My dad's just cosplaying basically, you know. But all right,
let's play.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Some rock and roll.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
It is don't Temple Pilots this morning. We will do
sports momentarily. It seems that Michigan State officially has their man,
so we'll see how long that lasts. It is Michigan State,
after all, if the football coach doesn't win, he gets
caught masturbating on the phone and gets fired. Anyway, so

(04:18):
we'll see what happens with Pat Fitzgerald. We'll talk about
that in sports Plush. We are Detroit's wield the Josh.
It is show sports, all right. So Michigan State's going
to hire Pat Fitzgerald. He is hired.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
There's a press conference today, of course.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Pat Fitzgerald was the head coach at Northwestern for a
long time one ten and one oh one. And I
get that some people want to bang on the guy
because he had some losing seasons at Northwestern, But in fairness,
everybody has losing seasons at Northwestern. It's Northwestern. He was
clearly the best coach they ever had, and he's also
a guy that has they've been there have been attempts

(04:59):
to lure him. I'm away from there for a long time,
but he just kept riding it out at Northwestern. And
then he got fired in twenty twenty three for a
hazing scandal. Oh oh. He claimed to know nothing about it,
and in fact, he sued the school for wrongful termination
and settled I guess earlier this year. It was one
hundred and thirty million dollar lawsuit, and I don't know

(05:19):
how much they settled for, but he did settle on that.
So and now he's vindicated and now he's ready to
coach again, and now he gets to coach Michigan State.
I enjoyed the idea of hazing, like, like, I get where,
like a young kid might get hazed by somebody, because
I can see where you could be bullied in middle
school or even high school. But once you're like an

(05:40):
athlete in college and like you'd assume you're among the
elites of the elite, you're some buff dude. That's like,
at that point, how do you get hazed? Well, you
want to be a part of the team. Put this
parking cone somewhere. Well, I understand that I had a
buddy and spanked, you know, by your fellow of fraternity bros.

(06:01):
I get that, But why is it that the only
way for you to feel like you're bonding as a
team is for you to basically do gay things. It's
like when who decided that? Who decided that hazing was like,
all right, I'm gonna shove a broomstick in your ass,
but it ain't gay. This is what we do. This
is team building, Like no, like, like what is it
about dudes? And it's like you gotta stick things in

(06:22):
another dude's ass for it to be.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Team building, no idea.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Like I like you a lot. I'm not gonna haze
you with a broomstick in the ass, like, hey, welcome
to the show. Bend over pal. Who thinks that's not
gonna happen now, Casey maybe, oh, but but not you
to watch myself around him. So I don't know why

(06:46):
why that's how it starts? Why is that? And then
why is it that you have to haze people. I'm
not trying to sound like you know, some sort of
namby pamby here, but why is it that? Like that's
how you become like something with a team, Like that's
how we build a team. We like punch each other
in the balls and sodomize each other now for my team, because.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
That's how I got on the team.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You know, we've we've been centuries of sadamized ball crushers alive.
Like I don't care that they do it. Like I'm
not telling you don't haze or I'm not like some
sort of basic here that's like, don't haze me, do
whatever you want. I'm just trying to understand it, Like
I just I've never gotten that that that's how we
build team camaraderie is for you to sodomize another guy

(07:27):
on the team, Like, Hey, how do I become part
of the team. Well, you're not officially a member of
the Northwestern team until I tea bag you. Then once
I tea bag you, or you like eat my pubic hair,
now you're a member of the team.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh he floss with the pubes.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
He's in. He's in.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Boy, Yeah, you earned.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
It, brother, Yeah. Like that's the same thing with fraternities.
I never wanted to be in a fraternity because I
don't want to have to go through some stupid ritual
to live in your dumb, smelly, giant house on campus,
Like why would I want to do that? But anyway,
so Pat Fitzgerald will bring his culture to Michigan State.
Who knows, maybe guys will be tea bagging each other. Yet, look,

(08:09):
Sparty's tea bagging everybody. Well, in fairness, if you think
about like the you know the stories you hear about,
you know Sparti's and things like that, the of the
older days, maybe he'd be into that anyway, right, weren't
the weren't the Trojans and people like that very homo erotic?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I think they were very so I mean, look.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
At SPARTI, if we're being fair, he's he's a gladiator.
He looks like he'd be into it. Not that I'm judging,
but he does look like he would be. Uh So,
let's see here. The Lions Amenrod didn't practice yesterday with
that ankle injury. It's sprained. It's not a long term thing,
but he may not play on Thursday. Kirby Joseph, who
hasn't played in weeks, deactivated his ex and deleted picks

(08:50):
on his Instagram because I guess he's depressed or something.
I have no idea, but he's like, I'm going to
focus on life now. Like, okay, Chief, how long until
you reactivate? You kids are addicted to this stuff, so
it won't be long until your your ex is reactivated
and your pictures are back up on the gram. The Pistons,
with a one point went over the Hawks. It was
tied ninety five all with a buck twelve to go,

(09:12):
but Kate scored the final four points and the Pistons
got to win. And the Wings take on the Bruins
tonight over at LCA. The Bruins beat the Red Wings
in a shootout over the weekend, three to two, and
now they're back at it again tonight. And that is sports.
I am Josh, he is James. We are all human here, kids,
It's a Josh Innis show on one of six point

(09:34):
seven WLZ Detroit's Wheels one of six point seven Detroit's
Wheels Josh and Hiss Show. It is Josh and James today.
Today is a very sad day because we have to
say goodbye to something that we barely had the opportunity
to get to know.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Gone too soon, Gone too soon, my friend.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
It is a sad day because we have to say
goodbye to the A Show recap song. Because I got
a call from Casey yesterday and he let me know
that we are no longer allowed to do that. So
we hardly knew yee. But the AI Show recap song,

(10:19):
which is quite literally the only thing we've done that
anyone's ever paid attention to. Instant reaction right out the gate,
positive feedback, social media text lines, everybody loved it, but
that one guy. Yeah bye bye, goodbye, bye bye bye.
It's over. Guys attempted to have them create a farewell song.

(10:41):
Don't think we can do that. That's the final farewell.
Maybe we can have that guy that hates I so
much come up and do a whole song for us
about it. But yes, goodbye friend, blazing host. Too soon,
gone too soon, Gone too soon. What is your favorite

(11:02):
AI show recap moment? Feel free to get in on
the text like a rainbow. Yesterday has some good ones,
very good one text the word Josh and your message
to five one eight eight one Josh. We still hits.
I don't even know if we're allowed to quote the AI,
even though we did write see what what we wrote

(11:25):
the words for the AI. It seems like from the
emails that I'm reading, the issue is the synthicate, the synthicated, synthetic,
syntheticthetic voice. The word you're looking for the syndicated. Yeah,
I don't know, I'm combining two words that don't go together,
but yeah, at the synthetic voice. They're gonna start using
the robots for our jobs.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Soon if you don't learn to talk.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Hey, that's why we can't use the AI to prove
to people that robots will not take our jobs. So
just find some intern that will do it for five
bucks an hour. Man. Whenever I got the call from
Casey yesterday, just hit my knees. It's like, hey, you
guys really need to get some ratings. Also do nothing,

(12:10):
you know, and talk play nine songs an hour, and
then we're and then it's gonna happen. But thank you,
just me on. You gone too soon? You soon? You
didn't show recap song? Hard to do you? It's quite
literally the only thing we were doing that was making
me laugh my balls off every morning, like like I

(12:31):
was legit laughing my balls off every morning at the
AI Show recap song. So we've posted an AI created
headstone on our Facebook page and you can go leave
your comments about your favorite AI Show recap song. Yeah, yeah,

(12:59):
I guess we can also include the everyone sucks but
us was that started it off? Actually no, you know
what started at all was about the Guess the Animal
Fart song, which we can't play anymore either.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Oh my gosh, So.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Now we can't even play Guess the Animal Fart because
it'll take a month to get a songback for Guess
the Animal Fart? Oh man, so really tight her hands here, boy,
then I'm gonna miss it though it was quite a time.
Oh now you're gonna make me cry. Don't do that.
I'm sorry. Oh come on, boy, there were some good

(13:32):
lines in there though we wrote the lines. But I
don't know what to tell you. See, I just beat
the music, gave it a voice.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Walk.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Look I got when I had a voicemail from Casey yesterday,
I'm like, oh boy, this is probably not good. And
it was worse than I could have imagined. Like look,
I know that. I'm like, hey, find something that the
audience really likes and do it. But I was wrong.
Don't do that. Play fog hat trying something else?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay, thank you sir.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
And then I.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
That was me when I got your text yesterday.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I know that I had to break the news to you, like, hey,
I understand that we're doing something that's brought a smile
to our cold hearts, but we.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Can't do it anymore.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
It's over. It's all over. It's like when I had
to announce that all those hostages got shot at the
Olympics in the seventies and he's like, they're all gone,
They're all gone.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
That was me calling you. I'm like it's over.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I'm like, what's over? The show? Is the show gone?
It done? I had to break it to you, like
whenever you know Bob had to break it to the
mom in La Bamba that Richie died and he's like, Richie,
that's me. But about the AI show recap song recap song. Yeah,
but anyway, we didn't even get to have a farewell

(15:04):
for it either. It was just an ended So so
we'll try to figure out something else that you find
interesting at the end of the show recap songs. You
didn't get a found farewell like the old Doctor Rock. No,
can we run some promos every day after the Jay
Towers promos? Can you run a promo that's, like, you know,
celebrating seven days the AI after show song for the

(15:29):
judge of his show? Hey, ask a to create that please. Hey,
it's Millie Bobby Brown's father in law, whoa John bon
Jovi bon Giobonnie.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
She changed her.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Name to Millie Bonnie bon Jovi because she's married to
whatever John bon Jovi's kid's name is. Why why change
the middle name? I don't know, because these kids Bonnie.
I know. I like that Millie. Bobby Brown's a fun name, yeah,
because it has you know, your Milly. But then you're
also like Bobby Brown, who was a wonderful dancer and

(16:03):
crack user. So there you go. I wondered her if
her parents were just really into like that generation's music
and boy Bobby Brown, and then there you are. She
also I don't know if she owns or is part
of this line of underpants, but it's come upon my
timeline on Instagram. My algorithm now shows me Millie Bobby

(16:24):
Brown and underpants that she's selling, like, hey, here's my
cheeky little underpants and stuff. She doesn't sound like that,
but like if she did it even better. She's like,
I'm wearing cheeky underpants. Do you guys like my cheeky underpants?
You want to boy them? I'm dressed as cheeky Sante clothes,
I know, right, And then I feel weird because I'm like,

(16:44):
am I a creepy old man? I didn't ask for it. It
just popped up on there. She's like she's in her twenties, right,
So I'm not trying to be weird. First, I don't
even watch Stranger Things, so I'm not one of those
creeps that's like ooh into the Ulsen Twins Turn eighteen,
those type of a weird Like I didn't even watch
this show. I think it's dumb and I have no
interest in stranger things. So like, it's not like I've

(17:05):
watched Millie Bobby Brown and gone, hey and now you're
a woman, Like, no, it's none of that. I just
happen to see a grown ass woman selling underpants on
the internet and I'm like, boy, you look like a
nice person that I'd like to now follow, Yeah, and
think about inappropriate ways.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
But that's it. It wasn't like I watched.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
It from the beginning or anything, because I don't even
like strangers. I didn't even know who that person was, Like,
who is this selling underpants? I'm like, oh, that's just
John bon Jovi's daughter in law. That's all. That's all.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
That's how I viewer.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
I don't viewer as anything else other than John bon
Jovi's brother or the daughter in law that sells underpants.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Sells underpants, maybe some whip claws.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
See And she said, look exactly, Boom, I'm not the
weird one. You're you're all the weird ones. I'm not
the weird one. Yeah, everybody else is making it weird.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, you guys have turned this into a weird thing.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Hey, have we got an update on that football coach
in Virginia speaking of people that I don't know things Google.
It's the cut the underage perversion of Bobby Brown brought
the guy. Yes, you're probably still still dead in his
secret check. We're just waiting to just get it the word,
just waiting for police confirmation. You can also go leave
a comment on our Facebook page. We have posted a

(18:13):
graphic of a headstone letting you know that the end
of the show recap song died yesterday at the age
of fourteen days because we have been told we can
no longer do that. I got a text message here
and this text message reads, how are you? How are
you supposed to gain ratings? If you're doing the same
thing as everyone else? We don't. That's a good question,

(18:36):
So enjoy the ride while it's happening, because it's HiT's
a comet, so it's it's fleeting. But anyway, what is
ozembic penis? And do you want to have it? I'll well,
we will talk about that and we will do sports
as well. Stay there, good Josh In his show one
six point.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Seven llzsh is show sport.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Who alrighty, So Michigan State is going to introduce Pat
Fitzgerald as the new head coach. Of course, he was
at Northwestern for many years. Won one hundred and ten
games at Northwestern. Wow, I mean to lose one hundred
and one Okay, So, but that's at Northwestern. To be fair,
it's hard to win there. It's a smart people's school.
Although they're building this brand new stadium, I'm like, why

(19:23):
does Northwestern need a brand new stadium? No one thinks
about Northwestern football is anything like what they want to change? Now, Wow,
what a concept. Nobody knows you exist, but you do
things to change. Yeah, whoa, let's see. So he was
fired from Northwestern in twenty twenty three for this hazing

(19:45):
scandal we talked about earlier, and he settled in a lawsuit.
It was one hundred and thirty million dollar lawsuit. No
clue how much he got from it. But I got
some texts here from people that were getting all pissy
about me making fun of hazing, like we were you
a bitch?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Like, yes, I'm a bit.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I'm a bitch because I don't think getting tea bagged
help build his team camaraderie. You know, sorry, we don't
have the same use of putting parking cones in your butt. Yeah,
Maybe that's what we need around here. Maybe Casey needs
to start sodomizing all of us to really make us
feel like we're part of a team. Like look, bend over, Okay, look,

(20:20):
thank you daddy. May I please have another? Look? I'm
gonna spread honey on your testicles and I'm gonna let
a leopard lick it off. Whoa, Actually that's what that
sounds illegal?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Where is he gonna get this leopard?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I have so many questions now we have to zoom.
Did the station get a mascot? Well, look, it's not
an AI leopard. It's a real leopard, guaranteed leopard. You
sure it's not really a dog that you're gonna AI
a leopard skin onto?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
No, this is guaranteed.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Left. Why are we videotaping this, this honey on the
nuts stunt.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
For my own personal use?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I feel like there should be a little bit more
money involved in my regularly hourly wit rate.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
But the idea of hazing again, it's not a bitch thing.
It's not like, oh, you can't handle it. I'm like,
why would I want to be part of a group
that I have to be sodomized to be invited into
I think the question you should be asking is why
you want to participate? That's what I'm saying, Like, why
would I want to be in that group? Like it's
like if being part of this team means I have

(21:25):
to have, you know, phallic objects shoved into my anouse,
I don't think I want to be part of that group.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Find a different team to join, Like, hey, is there.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Is there a team around here that doesn't sodomize incoming members?
I'd like to join that team. Is there like a
bowling team somewhere that I could be No, No, they
got the bowling pins. Oh yeah, I gotta sit on
the bowling pin, become a member of our club.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
And a lot of lane oil to use all the
lane oil.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
But anyway, so Pat Fitzgerald is going to be the
head coach of the Michigan State Spartans. Of course they
have to pay that dufus Jonathan Smith thirty two million
dollars to go away. Aman raw may Or may not
play on Thursday. We don't know. We do know that
he sprained his ankle, but not severely. That happened in
last Thursday's loss to the Packers. Will he play in
this Thursday's loss to the Cowboys. We don't know Kirby Joseph.

(22:18):
He activated his ex and deleted picks on his Instagram,
so he's serious about getting healthy and getting his mind
right to play football. The Pistons beat the Hawks ninety
nine ninety eight. They outscored the Hawks four to one,
sorry four to three down the stretch, Like, is that
really an outscored Josh down the stretch? They outscored them
four to three, ay one point more, but they did,

(22:41):
and they won the game ninety nine ninety eight. And
the Wings take on the Bruins at LCA as they
look to bounce back after losing to the Bruins in
a shootout over the weekend. And that is sports on
the Josh and Hiss Show. And now more of what
you are here for the rock and the role it
is Weezer. We will talk about ozembic penis. I'm worried

(23:06):
for you. Ozimb penis sounds bad, but visit or is
it non? So we will find out what six point
seven Detroit's wheels. Josh in his show, Let's learn about
ozempic penis after all of these weird noises. There you go,
Thanks Lincoln, Park.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
There's a new ozempic related disorder, what ozembic penis.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Doctor Terry Dubrow is bringing down one major side effect
for some men using drugs like ozimpic, and it's said
to make them feel a little more confident with their
weight loss as well as in the bedroom. Old Terry
cannidly tells his wife Heather du Grow on the November
twenty fourth episode of their Between Us podcast, there's.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
A new ozmpic related disorder, what ozembic penis.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
It is a thing.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
However, the boch star who's been married to Heather since
nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Nine, Well, Alegs, we're thirty seconds into the story and
they've played the same drop twice, yet they haven't explained
what ozembic penis.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Said went on to clarify exactly what the condition really is.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
We heard the very very obese men barely. They haven't
seen their penis in a long time. The cubic area
is so chunky, yes, and the surrounding tissue over the
less looks bigger.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
It looks bigger.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Oh so finally.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh so, men are going to now be rushing to
get ozemba because it's going to make their penis.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Look, men, I want to inform you ozembic penis is
a thing, and it's good.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Isn't that so typical? Okay, let me tell you something.
First of all, I don't need this doctor to tell
me this. This is just common knowledge. If you lose weight,
your hog looks bigger. It's a fact. Well, hey, people
call it ozembic penis. So people are getting worried because
to me, I thought it was something bad. No, it's not.
There's no bad that comes from God. He either he
can't he can't get aroused anymore. Well, like I've been

(24:47):
breaking that down in those uh commercials form I Prime Health,
like every time I talk about maybe I can't yeat,
I'm working on it. But h but like you game, basically,
here's the story, right, And I've been told this by
medical professional on the internet that every thirty pounds of
weight you lose, you gain an inch of hog. But

(25:07):
it's it's like an optical illusion. Your hog doesn't get bigger.
But right now, your boy is all kind of you know,
you know, buried in a bunch of flubber and blubber
and whatnot, and probably the hog expose correct, and that look,
that's a benefit. It looks bigger, it looks bigger, and
it looks nice. I mean that explains the huge hogs
line and all of our songs and all of our
home Why did you have to bring that up now?

(25:29):
Now you had to bring that up again, that the
damn AI songs are now dead, and now thanks for nothing,
thanks for not sorry. I needed to go down this road.
I was talking about the glories of mozempic and how
it makes your hog look bigger when you lose weight.
And now you brought up the fact that Casey had
to put a nise right into the AI Show recap

(25:49):
song after only like five five songs.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
No, I wish we would have mentioned the huge hogs more.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Now, no one's ever gonna know if we just say it, it
sounds inauthentic. If our song says we have big hogs,
it makes it a fact, you bastard. I had forgotten
all about it. We couiplining this head music. Let's talk
about let's talk about your huge wener again. It's not huge,
You're soon to be huge weening. I hope mentioned anything

(26:17):
about the Wiener No, but I'm working on them, doing
like the naked man thing. Wait, get a reaction. I
did get a text from Fred, who's you know in
the JISS Army officialis Army member Fred who says the
best line from any of the AI songs rest in
power my words, not his was and Casey and his

(26:39):
belt suck too was a line that was from everyone
sucks but us parentheses they all suck. So there was that.
So if you're just tuning us, the rumors are true.
The AI show recap song is dead. We're no longer

(27:00):
allowed to do it. But the silver lining is Josh
will soon have a huge looking Wiener. That is. That's true,
so you know, take the good with the bad. Got
that call from Casey yesterday. I was hoping it was
that I was fired, but no, it was worse. It
was worse.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
The one fit you do on the show that brings.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
You joy is dead too. Sports Monkey people like it.
I got the call. I was just like, oh boy,
and I'm like, oh, Casey left a message and he
sounded serious. It's like, look, call me back. Oh you
need me the details on the message, call me back,

(27:46):
keeping mysterious. I'm like all right. So I call him
back and he's like, look, we can't do the AI
song anymore, it's over and before I could even ask
a question, he hung up.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's important things to do.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
It's like I gotta go and someone retirement cake to eat, Yes,
Doug's retirement cake. Or he's probably pocketing some of Doug's
retirement noodles.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
So yeah, red sauce for white sauce.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
That was awesome to have the option.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
I got both.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Yes, it's nice to have lunch for a while for
once on on Monday. So if you'd like to share
your favorite memories of the AI Show recap song, you
can on the text text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight eight one. Text the word
Josh in your message to five one eight eight one.
So make sure you do that, and hopefully you have
ozembic penis. I'm rooting for you. We can all get

(28:42):
there together. It is the Josh Jennis Show. We are
supposed to play Christmas music on Saturday on wn I C,
so we need to come up with a playlist of
different songs we want to play. Now. Obviously we can't
play Santa Claus has got the aids this year because
that was because it's AI. No, no, not because of that,

(29:03):
but I think it's very festive. I agree. The fact
that people took us so seriously with that kind of
made my day. Look, did you tell Teresa the whole day?
Did you tell Teresa that you're gonna play? And he
made it sound like I made like a threat, Like
I went to her, I said, you can't stop me.
I don't know why I'm Casey now, but I went

(29:24):
to it. I'm like, listen, Teresa, you can't stop me.
I'm taking over and I'm playing Santa Claus has got
the aids that nothing you can do about it. So
then I had to go to you and be like,
oh no, you like, what's the studio dooral? But I'm
sitting at my desk. WHOA, what's going on? Did you

(29:45):
tell Teresa overplayed that has got the age? I'm like, no,
I'm gonna barely talk to Teresa. The longest conversation I
had was about why does a stream deck on the
on the desks? It It's like, look, there was a misunderstanding,
Like thank you, Casey, I'm aware. Yeah, oh yeah, because
we find out what it was a modern day phone game. Yeah,
it was a big game, like somebody from it was

(30:07):
taking on the run all right, Josh Innis show, we
got more rock and we got to build our Christmas
playlist that I'm going to submit to Teres seven. I
have to submit that. I can't just walk in and
play whatever I want, Okay, So we'll get to work
on that. Josh in this show. One of six point
seven WLZ Detroit's Wheels. One of six point seven Detroit's Wheels.

(30:28):
That is Ben zigg and Mother. I'm Josh, She's James
Josh Innis show. Today is Monica Sellis's birthday. Now, that
really may not matter to anybody. She's a former tennis
player that's fifty two. But I bring this up because
Monica Sellis is most famous for getting stabbed by a
crazy fan during a tennis match. Really, so, I was

(30:51):
a fan of another tennis player. I think it was
Stephie Graff, Like a fan of Steffie Graff stabbed Monica
Sellis just in the middle of a tennis match, and
I was thinking, like, what fan base or what like
your fan army or whatever has that kind of passion
in twenty twenty five that they would stab somebody who

(31:12):
was the opposition of their like their opponent if you will,
like what group of people like we see a lot
of them on the internet, which was like, we've had
a couple of news stories with some of the assassinations.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Well, I know that I'm aware of and that very
good point.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Let's leave politics out of Okay, Okay, So you are
absolutely correct because obviously there was a zany group of
people who plugged a gentleman they disagreed with a couple
months ago. Josh, you can't call them zany. Sorry, they're
not zany. They're passionate. But anyway, point being in all
of this is there are groups that are just nut

(31:47):
jobs on social media, right, like the Swifties.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
I was gonna say Swifties is one of them.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Like if like, do you believe that there is a
Swiftie that is capable of like stabbing whoever the Swifties
opposition is now, Like I don't know who the enemy
of the swiftieses, but like let's say who did it
used to be like Beyonce? Right, Like there was an
issue not with Beyonce but with the Kanye. So it
was with Kanye and Kim, Like do you think there
would have been a point where one of these like

(32:13):
middle aged swifty ladies would have stabbed Kanye, yes, but
I don't think it would have been like a middle
aged woman. It would have been the middle aged gay
man and it just would have gone unhinged and stabbed
Kanye for or whatever he did the slight Taylor Swift
Are Britney's fans still crazy enough to do that? M

(32:33):
I feel like she's lost a lot of fans. I
think so too, Like I think it was a big
thing to like free Britney and she's she shouldn't be
in this conservatorship and then all of a sudden like,
oh no, she really is that crazy. Oh boy, we're out. Yeah,
we're fading into the bushes like that Homer correct, They
are exactly that. So yeah, I don't think the Brittany
people would do that. I do, Sorry, I one believe

(32:56):
the Swifties would. I'm sure that there's like some K
pop wackos that stab somebody. I'm trying to think of
other people who are good examples, like they're passionate wacko
fan base that there's sports teams too, the members of
the Jis Army that would stay up somebody for us,
You think so? And no, no, he's like who are they. No,

(33:16):
there's no one who I'll tell you this. So when
I worked in Saint Louis, I worked at this this
radio station that was kind of like the the Riff,
if you will, of Saint Louis. It's this big classic
rock radio station, but it wasn't always a classic rock
radio station. It used to be a station that was
current and play new music and you know, like riff. Right.
So I got there and what I learned is that

(33:37):
the old people that listen to that station are obsessed
with it, and they wanted nothing different. And like multiple
times it remotes. I almost got into fist fights with
people over the dumbest stuff, like over like you talk
too much, just play the music. I'm like, this is
what you want to fight me over. So, like I'm
going to remote or at a bar and this guy
comes up, but I think he's goofing around. He's like
yelling at me. So I'm gonna come up there and

(33:58):
I'm gonna kick your ass, your piece of blea but whatever,
And like he's got his fist up, he's ready to go,
and I don't think it's a gag, and for a
while I do, and then I realized, no, this guy
wants to fight and then they like had to like
tackle lemons.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Like these people were nuts, dude.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Imagine like it was the worst fifteen months of working
ever because every day I'd show up and it would
just be a nightmare because nobody wanted me there, not
unlike here, except there's not enough people listening to not
want me here. Gotcha, where is there? There's not enough
people in the building. Correct, no one knows I'm here,
Like I just kind of skate through life here. No
one even knows I'm here. But like there, it was

(34:35):
a big deal because this was a big radio station.
I thought this was like a dream job. I'm like,
this is a dream gig. It's this huge station. It's legendary.
And then I got there and I realized that the
people who listened to that radio station were just psychotic losers.
And every day I'd get on the air and I'm like,
these people do not want me here, Like I'm self
aware to know when like nobody wants you there. And

(34:57):
every day I'd show up and I'm like here we
go again, And then i'd am that got the daily died?
I die? Text? Oh yeah, dude, So we started a
text line. It was nothing but people who wanted to
kill me. The phone lines would ring all day and
it was nothing but people bitching. Here the phones don't
ring at all, Like, hey, why don't you put callers
on the air, well, then tell them to call and

(35:18):
maybe I will. The last call we got was when
I accidentally had mix pulled up in here and we
took the guy who wanted tickets to anything. But like
they are the phones. You'd open up the phones and
they would ring NonStop and you'd answer like, hey, casey
ninety five, what's up? Hey die, thank you? I'll play
your fog cat thank you, because there's something you want
to hear. And it was always old stuff, like nobody

(35:39):
wanted to hear anything even remotely current. It's like, why
aren't you playing more doors? I'm like, I don't know.
I mean, that's not I don't I would make that call.
I don't play the music, so I just play with
they put it. What do you think about the wacky
stories I was delivering? Yeah, and they're like, we hated them,
shut up and do you want to see hate? You
should have seen the facebook that the station facebook. When
I was on the air, it was just angry, crotchety

(36:03):
old people that wanted me to die every day.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
You know how to make friends? Man, Look I do
the best I can.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
You know. I go in and these people just wanted
me dead. It would like they would have been totally
have multiple times I was at remotes and people wanted
to fight and they'd like put a finger in your
face all over a crappy radio station playing music that
you can listen to on your phone, like you could,
Like I would tell them that, I'm like, like sorry
that we're not playing you know this John Waite song

(36:31):
you want to hear but cut but you know you
can go to your phone and you can just listen
to it there. And I mean, it's the same song
whether it plays here. I ain't got no phone, Like, okay,
then how are you calling me? It don't have those
buttons and internets on it. Like it was one of
those type of deals. It's one of these.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah, eight and they wanted me dead like super dead.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
But yeah, so that fan group that guy experienced fan
group hate. I've also like tweeted about Taylor Swift Brittany
or Taylor might've been Taylor. Once my wife tweeted a
joke about Taylor before and it goes days until you
stop getting hateful, really racist, angry tweets like they're not nice.
People like these swifties people on the internet are not nice.

(37:24):
They live in this world where hey, why you gotta
be so Maine and everything everybody's made and then to
fight for their queen, they will kill and they will
say the most evil, vile, repugnant stuff. And then no,
their dudes are all just high. Those are just high
white dudes. There are a bunch of yous that sit
around all day just chill it, like Wu Tang. I've
never actually seen a black dude that likes Wu Tang.

(37:45):
I've never met a black dudes like you know, I
like Wu Tang. It's always just stone or white dudes
who are into Wu Tang. But that's definitely the crowd
that is one the crowd that rules everything around. Then
go all that based on this fact that it's Monica's
Sealas's birthday today, she got stabbed by somebody playing tennis.
Nobody else has any suggestions of fan bases that will

(38:05):
go crazy and start snapping h Well, we will text. Well,
you can text text the word Josh and your suggestion
to five one eight eight one, and I have got
stp for you now the Josh Innes Show Sports.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Oh right, so you.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Know the Lions are slip sliding out of the postseason race,
probably not going to get there. I believe the percentage
likelihood they make it is now under fifty percent. I
think that is what I read. Now again, who now,
like tomorrow or Thursday, they could win and it'll go up.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
I mean, but that's just some bookie making up some numbers.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Ah that or the computers like a lot of these
people use their like algorithms and stuff or whatever, but
they have a fifty percent chance speaking up. I guess
I should look at my bet and see if they've offered.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Me a cash out.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Yeah, they probably haven't, but it'd be nice if they would.
But anyway, because that BET's not going to hit. But
two weeks ago, well you talked about yesterday. All my
trouble seems so far away. Two weeks ago, I was cooking.
I am no longer cooking. Now you to cook. But
aman Ra did not practice yesterday, and he's got that

(39:11):
springed ankle.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
We'll see if he comes back for Thursday.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
That really hurts them that that game is on a
Thursday and he doesn't have a couple extra days to
try to get better without alman Rov, obviously that's a
big loss. But they're always hurt. I don't know what
it is about the Lions. They are always hurt. Like everybody,
the whole team is always hurt. I don't know why
that's the case, but these guys are always hurt. Michigan
State's got a new football coach. It's Pat Fitzgerald. He

(39:36):
was one ten and one oh one at Northwestern and
now he will be the head coach and he's lancing now.
Of course they're still paying this Jonathan Smith. This guy
was a total putt and he's going to make thirty
three million dollars to go away. It fascinates me because
we always hear about billionaires. Everybody's bothered by billionaires, right, like, oh,
Jeff Bezos, the billionaires are the wars. We have to

(39:57):
stop the billionaires. I'm not as bothered by bill millionaires
because there's only like nine hundred billionaires in America. There's
not really that many billionaires, right, and many of them
are people who own big businesses and stuff that employ
people and all that like, so, I'm not someone that
gets all worked up about billionaires. I get worked up
over dudes that get paid thirty three million dollars to

(40:18):
be really crappy football coaches and then get fired from
being really crappy football coaches and.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
They still get paid.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Those are the ones we should be enraged over, Like
you mean to tell me this guy's gonna make thirty
three million dollars to win like four games when he
was at Michigan State. Like that bothers me a whole
lot more than Jeff Bezos. But all we ever hear
on TV is all millionaires. Millionaires. Wow. Like the NBA
used to get guys under contract, Guys you've never heard of,
would sign like sixty million dollar deals and you'd be like, like,

(40:46):
who are you Like guys that were the twelfth dude
on the bench, and hey, it's good work if you
can get it, like get paid. My issue isn't the
guys getting paid. My issue is the people. Like how
we pick and choose which people we target, Like, sure
it's easy to target billionaires, don't we target millionaires because
it's not a huge difference between billionaires and millionaires. You've
got a whole ton of money and you're getting it
for basically doing nothing except sucking at your job, and

(41:09):
no one's like this is absurd all But when a
billionaire does something, it's you know, there are poor people,
and all the money that they have, they could use
that defeat a whole city for a moment or whatever.
They still get Jonathan Smith as I think people do
say that about millionaires as well as billionaires, but it's
just you hear more about it because there's so few.
You know, what it is is the billionaire people are

(41:31):
ones that are like up here, so no one wants
to crap on you know, Bruce Springsteen or insert whatever
rich you know actor or whatever. They'd rather just crap
on Jeff Bezos or crap on Elon or whomever. All
these rich ass people that are billionires, Like, how can
they have so much money? Well, Jonathan Smith has more
money than you will ever make in your lifetime, and
he's getting that for sucking at his job so badly

(41:52):
that they fired him in two years.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
He's so bad they're paying him to go away.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Correct. And look, I've been that sucked before. I know
it's light. I know what it's like now. I've never
gotten the entirety of my salary to go away. But
I did get paid for six months once to go away.
That's six fault too, that's true. Let's see here. The
Pistons beat the Hawks last night ninety nine, ninety eight,
and the Wings play hockey tonight at LCA. They did

(42:19):
some listeners to a winning game. Oh that's right. No, wait,
I thought December one was a Hawk, So we sent
the winners to go see. You're welcome. You're welcome. And
the Wings played a night against the Bruins. And that
is sports, and this is rock and roll.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
The world is a vam.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Pumpkins on one of six point seven detroits wheels. I'm Josh,
what's up? He's James. So it was on this day
back in nineteen seventy nine that eleven people died at
the Who concert in Cincinnati, the Oyes Festival seating show
in Cincinnati, where eleven people were trampled because it was
a situation where they just opened the doors and everybody

(43:01):
could run and go grab whatever seed. It was.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Festival seating is what it was called.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
And they all like ran in and busted down the
doors and people got trampled. Eleven people got trampled at
that concert. I watched a documentary about that not too
long ago, because I guess it would have been last year,
would have been the fifty forty fifth anniversary of that?
Would that math be? Was the math mathing? But I
think like the forty fifth anniversary or something, and there

(43:27):
was a documentary about it. And it's wild to think this,
but this just happened in Cincinnati nineteen seventy nine, and
then they played the show. The show is still on.
The show went on. Now I kind of get it right.
So the situation was that the people got trampled. I
don't believe they told the band before they went on.

(43:48):
I think the manager might have known, but they didn't. Actually,
I don't believe they told the band. Now that might
be wrong. This is actually something Casey would probably know
very well, but they I don't believe they told the
band they played the show because and I think the
logic behind it was, if you think we have a riot,
now imagine you got all of these people in there
and then told them that the show wasn't gonna happen,

(44:11):
and then it was going to be even more chaos.
And that is a tough spot. To be in. And
also I think, what, here's what the story was, if
I recall correctly. Now it's kind of coming back to me.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
So the band was.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I think they were either doing like a sound check
or like they were testing the speakers in the venue.
The people who were waiting outside in the freezing cold
Cincinnati December snow, they heard it and thought the show
was starting just started to show it out. So they
just busted down the doors and ran in and just
and try. Eleven people died and they got trampled at

(44:43):
this show, and then the show goes on, and I
think some people that got trampled may have made it.
And I don't know how it all worked out, like
if somebody that was getting stepped on. Can you imagine
though getting trampled, like just like what a way to die, right?
And a bunch of people, I mean a handful of
people died at this event. There's been a few shows
where I thought I was going to die, like what

(45:05):
Limp Biscuit at the Palace uh with Eminem that tour.
M Fred called everybody down to the floor. Yeah, that's
not gonna go. As I went down on the floor
and I didn't have like normal pants on. I had
like drawstring pants. Yeah, I almost lost my pants. I
almost lost my hat. I'm on I'm on the floor.
I got people on top of me. I'm having a

(45:26):
vanic that died. Oh yeah, so you fell. I did
it all for the nookie, baby, you did clearly, So
what you like? I fell? I was like, I'm trying
to get as close to the stage as possible. This
is like my third concert I've been to, so I'm like, yeah,
I want to get up. I'm gonna high five Fred
dirst Man. We're gonna be bros WoT pals. Oh God,
please save me. I'm under a sea of people.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
I'm losing my get up. Eventually, you just you get up.
Somebody helped helped lift you up, and then I'm going.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Back to my seat, back to my seat, going back
to my seat.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Yeah, I'll watched the show from here. Thanks Fred with
the ticket I paid for it. Yeah, it was Uh, I'm.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Trying to think I've never had anything like that now.
The more recent kind of who concert thing was the
Astro World show. What's his name? Oh yeah, Travis Riper
So Travis Scott had a situation like that too, and
they had to make the decision to continue the show.
That was another example of a situation where they were like, listen,
these people have already like they're already in periled. People

(46:21):
are dying, people are almost dying. If we tell one
hundred thousand people that there's no show and they've been
out like doing MDMA and all this stuff all day,
they're like zombies, like drugged out, sweaty zombies.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
This is going to end very poorly.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
So the show went on, like I get it, Like
I understand that it sounds crass and terrible, but you like,
and yes, people died, and that sucks. But in that
situation the city, it could be made a lot worse
because if you tell a bunch of drunk people are
high people that you waited all day in the heat
in Texas to go see this show and the show's
not going to happen, good luck. Yeah, And that's the

(47:00):
same thing that And I think that was the WHO
situation as well. The show went on and it was
a cool documentary I watched. I think that I think
I forgot which one of them went back. Maybe it
was Roger Daltrey went back to Cincinnati for the first
time or something. In a thousand Years and went and
met some of the families and it was a cool documentary.
But yeah, that was nineteen seventy nine. WKRP in Cincinnati

(47:23):
did a big episode that was kind of centered around
that event, so that was cool. But yeah, I mean, like,
that's never happened to me. I've never experienced anything like that,
I believe, And I don't know if this became a
national thing or just a local thing in Cincinnati. I
should know this, but I think a lot of the
acts stopped doing festival seating after that. Like, when you

(47:44):
really think about it, and this is when rock and
roll was rock and roll. This is the who it led,
Zeppelin and the Rolling Stones, like the biggest rock acts
in the history of rock music. And you're telling a
bunch of fans, hey, when we opened the doors, just.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Run every man for themselves.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Like you think about that and you're like, how did
this not happened more frequently? I mean this club shows
that are still like that, but they actually yell at
you if he's at running, yeah, well good luck stopping.
It's one thing to stop you forty people at a
club show. It's another thing to stop you fifteen thousand
people at a stadium, like one guy's up there, like no,
everybody slow down, like So yeah, I'm sure Dog probably

(48:19):
has stories about stuff like this too. I bet he's
supposed to come up and hang out with us on
Friday for what it's worth. But I'm sure he lived
a lot of this kind of stuff too. But that
was nineteen seventy nine, that is when that happened. One
of six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and His show,
It is Josh and James. Today, I was reading this
story about how on Cyber Monday there was a discount

(48:42):
for the popcorn at the AMC Theater. Oh yeah, basically
what you would do if you're a Stubs Reward member,
which I am, by the way, now I use it
all that often, but I am a Stubs Reward member.
I don't even think you have to pay to be
a Stubs Reward memory. You just have to sign up,
so it's nothing. We just give you a phone number, yes,
give him all my in so they have it forever
so whenever they get hacked, all my information you can

(49:04):
get out there. But you could buy for twenty nine
to ninety nine, you could buy an annual popcorn pass,
which in theory sounds great because it's like a corn
for a year or something. Well, you pay twenty nine
to ninety nine, and then you get the opportunity to
buy one large popcorn at half price every time you
go to the movies. OK, so you pay a one

(49:25):
time fee of thirty dollars and then every time you
go to the movies you get a half price large popcorn.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
It me ten bucks twenty Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I'm trying to think a large popcorn is probably eight
bucks nine bucks, right, and the sodas are about the same.
So you're saving like four dollars. So you're spending thirty
dollars to save four dollars, which means you'd have to
go to the movies have about five, ten fitting twenty
about six at least six times for it to pay
for itself. So I mean, maybe there are a lot

(49:54):
of people that go to the movies more than six times.
Maybe I don't know how many movies. I say, back
when I was a kid, I used to go to
the movies every day. I'd walk to the movie theater
and see every possible movie I could. I don't think
kids today appreciate the cinema. I know they don't. They
only want to go, you know, if it's like some
big superhero movie or something. But the kids today don't
understand how glorious the movie theater used to be. And

(50:16):
it makes me sad because the movie theaters are such sad,
desolate places now. You walk in there and it's like
a ghost town. It's like the Dawn of the Dead.
It's the mall on the Dawn of the Dead. And
I'm like, why is this? And then when you do
go to a movie, like the people in the movie
are always on their phones now, like there is no etiquette.
The movie etiquette is dead. It is shameful. The etiquette

(50:38):
that we see this we did just like they're at
home watching in the Netflix. People bring blankets into the
movie theater now like I see these parents and they
got blankets and their kids have their iPads and these
dopey adults are on their phones. I saw the Beatlejuice sequel,
which wasn't very good. It was one of the bigger
letdown z Evro so sad by that. Did you see it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Did you like it?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Just okay? Everything was in the tray. That's another thing.
Don't even get me going on how every single freaking
thing now is in the trailer. Like all you had
to do is tell me there's a new beetlejuice, show
me nothing else, and I would be there. Why do
you have to show the whole damn movie. I don't
want to.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
See all the jokes.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Like the ultimate example I have of this was a
movie called Good Boys. It was supposed to be like
Tweens super Bad, right like I think Seth Rogan produced it.
Every single funny joke was in the trailer. The ultra boys.
It was called good Boys. They were just like middle
school kids getting into mischief or whatever. And the whole

(51:34):
damn movie was in the damn trailer. And I'm like,
why why do you do these things? But anyway, back
to the depression of going to the movies. I saw
a movie a couple weeks ago. I went to the
amc out in your old neck of the woods in Sterling.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Heights AMCVO thirty. I went there.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
I was literally me and my wife were the only
two people in the biggest theater, in the whole room.
We saw a movie called Him with the Marlin way
in and he's a football player. It's kind of like
a okay, the Jordan Peel type horror movie type deal.
We were one of we were both there. There were
two of us, really do this on the movie we
may have been, And I'm like, this is such a

(52:12):
sad situation. And then I saw the Beetlejuice movie. I
guess it came out maybe a year and a half
ago or whatever it was. I went to see the
Beatlejuice movie. There was a woman sitting in front of
me who was on Facebook Messenger the entire freaking movie.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
And I'm not one of those kind of people that will,
like Larry David Att and like confront them and be like,
oh what do you doing watch the movie. I will
just sit there and stew over it and it will
bother me during the whole movie. I'm like, it's one
thing if like, okay, you look at your phone really quick,
somebody texted. I can live with that. That is what
it is. People live on their phone, having a whole
conversation with somebody on entire conversation on Facebook message the

(52:46):
whole damn movie. I'm like, why are you here? Go away,
you dumb person. You als have to get up and
sit in front of her, so you don't see her.
So that happens a lot. And then I went to
and what's sad about the movies now is the last
two movies I've seen are just move movies I've seen
before that are old movies that have been released for
well three of them, I guess because I saw Back
to the Future, Rocky four, and Elf. Those almost three

(53:09):
are the three most recent movies I've seen. But I'll
tell you this, I do enjoy, uh the MJR Cinema.
I went to the m JR that's also out in
Sterling Heights. I think it was closer. It's like in that. Yeah, okay,
that that was a solid one. I like that when
the MJR out there. So I went and saw Elf
out there a couple of days ago. That was a
good theater. The imagine theaters, dude, those things kick out. See.

(53:33):
That's That's another thing that amazed me when I moved
here is I'm not used to still going to movie
theaters that have crappy old seats like the Like I
went to the theater that's out in the Outlet mall,
and the seats are are so archaic that they predate
SODA's being in barrels, so like your large soda does
not fit in the cup holder, No cups fit in

(53:55):
the cup holder. I'm like, what are we doing here?
This is absurd, Like I have not experienced it. How
does any movie theater not have recliners? Yeah, like you
don't ever I must have. Now you should shut down, Like,
just don't be a movie theater anymore. You're building to
a church and let's call it a day. Because if
you don't have recliners at the movie theater, then you're
offering me nothing, just an uncomfortable unless it's kind of

(54:19):
like one of those cool retro theaters for like a
dollar show something like that. If I'm still having to
pay fifteen bucks to go to the movies and you're
sitting me in a medieval torture device with a cup
holder the catt hold my sody pop, then why am
I there? Why am I there? So that these are
just the things I bitch about. These are the things
I tell no one but myself as I sit at
the theater and stew over it just something going on

(54:40):
with this popcorn deal, or it's just what you used
to get into the movie topic. Well, no, I told
you it's it's that that's the past. You buy the
pass for twenty ninetyth something happened with it or they
sold out or something. Okay, no, I'm letting me know
that that was the story, and that was it was
twenty nine to ninety nine, and you can buy the
have And so I know how you would probably feel
about this. It's not worth spending thirty dollars on the

(55:02):
off chance that you're gonna go to the movies and
buy a large popcorn six seven, eight times a year.
I mean maybe five years ago, I just consider it.
But now that I have kids go around movies. But man,
when I used to go to the movies every day
as a kid, God, I used to keep my ticket
stubs like a nerd.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
So I'd have a whole box of like movie ticket.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Stubs, like, hey, this is where I saw a Spice
World and this is where I saw you know, Camart
Powers God, And it was a bit and it was
such a huge deal when those movies would come out,
like an Austin Powers would come out, and it would
just like it would stay in your brain forever, like
I have to.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
See yeah, you have to see it. And then you're
quoting it with all your friends, and your friends haven't
seen it, so you gotta go see it again. Can
you think of a movie that you saw the most
times in the movie theater, that you saw the most
times ever, just in the cinema that went multiple times?

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I mean, for me, the woman that's coming to mind
is the First Men in Black m hm.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
How you saw it?

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Probably only like four?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Okay. So I when I lived in a town called
Poplar Bluff, Missouri, which is the town I was born,
and there was an old school movie theater like an
old movie palace and the little downtown right and it's
called the Rogers Theater, And we only had one theater
and one movie showing in the theater. And in the
summer of nineteen ninety six, we had Twister in that
movie theater for like three months. I had to have

(56:16):
seen Twister eight times. Wow. Just would go to the
theater like someone else had and seen them, like, have
you seen Twister? No, come on in, We're going to
see Twister now. When I got into my teens, I
would go see movies three or four times because my
buddies would want to see them. So you'd go see
Wedding Crashers, and then you'd say, well, have you not
seen wedding Crashers? God, I want to go again. I
probably saw Wedding Crashers four or five times in the theater.

(56:38):
I probably saw super Bad. That's probably eight times. Wow,
it's to me, super Bad Mount rushmore of the funniest
movies I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
That's a good one. Oh. I've seen Signs probably four
or five times too.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
In the theater. It is just to see the alien
wall thing like that movie, like with things happening for
a reason, like I just I really loved that whole story,
plus the head aliens in I think I was with
my girlfriend and I was with my sister, with my parents,
with some other friends. So that was like, that was
one where you have his designs, let's go see it.

(57:11):
There you go, So fang, if you want to get
in on that conversation, text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight eighty one, and now I
have got rock and roll for you. It is Tom Petty.
I won't back down on the wheels. That's a fun
little ditty there. But a guy that wants to cheat
on his girlfriend while she's out of town. But if
you ask it in a fun little poppy uh melody,

(57:33):
there just a fun little song. It's called Your Love
by the Outfield. It's the Josh Ennis Show. Saw this
story about an army doctor who apparently was taking photos
of the ladies that he was performing guynecological exams on,
and he did so by hiding his phone in his

(57:54):
pocket and he would just fiel like that, Yeah, like
I got this. That's something I've never done because I'm
not a weirdo. I don't just randomly film hot people.
But like I was with a dude once, like an
older dude, who was just like taking pictures of ladies
and then show me the pictures. I'm like, I'm sitting
right here, I can see the person. You're weirdo. But
apparently this guy would just put his phone in his

(58:17):
pocket of his coat or his shirt and would film
these gynecological exams. It's funny too, because sometimes the flashlight
will come on. You're like, I swear, I'm not feeling
it's just a lot.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
That's just I just need to get a better look.
That's it.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
That's it. Like I'm wearing one of those hats that
is the light on top of it.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
I have a whole book of under my dad.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
But the thing is, I feel bad for women because
that's like a very vulnerable spot to be in, right,
like having to go to the guaynacologist. Like, imagine a
world where that's what the doctor's job is is just
to sit there and you know, fiddle around in your
lady bits. Doctor. Yeah, it's an army doctor at Fort
Hood in Texas. But I was like, cause I think
about this when I get a physical. I like, the

(58:58):
idea of getting a physical is yours to get you. You know,
your balls fiddled with a little bit, and that's it.
I think that's happened maybe once I've gotten physicals.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
But like doctors are just.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Like, hey, let me feel your No, you feel fine,
you don't have.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
To win me.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
They must have changed the exam because I know when
I when I started on my wife's insurance when I
lost my job.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Yeah, and I had to get on her insurance, I
had to go in for a physical.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I'm like, oh, I got to go in and get
the balls tugged down and cough. And when I went
into her tug No, they didn't.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
They don't change everything.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I'm like, I was.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Kind of upset.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
I was offended, Like Doc, I cleaned up for you,
and now you're not even gonna enjoy the show, bro,
look enjoy the landscaping, my friend, Like I got ozimbic
penis just for you. Yeah, this is yours, buddy. I'm
trying to put on a show here and you don't
want to watch. And the weird thing is like the
one time I remember actually getting like, you know, like
the person doing a handful of cough was a lady.

(59:49):
And this was one of the more embarrassing situations of
my life because I was in high school. I didn't
get aroused. I wish I would have. What happened is
I just found the whole idea of this to be
HYSTERI So, while my pants are down around my ankles
and this poor lady is, you know, feeling on my junk,
you know, I started laughing uncontrollably at the point that
I had to stop. But the only way to stop

(01:00:11):
is I kind of leaned over the bed like this,
so like like she's looking at me and there's a
bean bag just bouncing with laughter. It was truly like
and that I think that's really the only time I've
ever actually had to have that happen. But like that
fear you have when you're like, say, you play sports
when you're in middle school or whatever, and it's like,
you know, you gotta get a physical, and then you
go in for a physical and the doctor's like, hey,

(01:00:32):
you feel all right? Yeah, I'm good? Like all right, good,
you're fine, you're thirteen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
You'll live.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
I wish that would happened to me because that that
put I had that fear to where I wouldn't go
get a physical to play sports in school. Yeah, because
I didn't want somebody messing with my balls. Yeah, well
I'm terrified of it. They never messed with like, I
don't remember that ever being a case, like they'd feel
like right around here, they like press I feel all
right there. I'm like yeah, that's fine, and they're like
all right, good, you can go. And even like the
other day I went to get a physical for like

(01:00:57):
the medical stuff to get like a cheaper rate on
the insurance or whatever it's supposed to be, like a physical,
I peed in the cup whatever, and then the lady
doctors like you feel all right? I'm like sure, whatever,
you know, and she didn't fiddle with my junk either,
like I like, I feel bad for women because like
there's no other way to do it. It's just all right,
get up here on this Yeah, And it's more than
like some old man. And he's like, oh boy, things

(01:01:19):
are looking great down there, Like it's got to be
the worst situation. He's got a big set of like
middle four steps, drive bars and really get in there
and get a good look. And if you're this army guy,
you've got a whole boxer.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
I have a whole book of cooter shots.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Under my dead That's how they found it. Like he
was actually telling some of the other guys in the army.
He's like, listen, guys, you won't believe this, but I
have a whole.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Book of cooter shots under my dads.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
But taking turns passing this one around, looking at all
of them, he's like, hey, you like what you say.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
I have a whole book of cooter shots under my dad,
the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Hey, Linda just came into the guy lab the other day.
I got some shots. You want to see them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
I go to the mall and harden the stairwell and
take photos of skirts. I have a whole book of
couter shots.

Speaker 5 (01:02:03):
Under my dad's Yeah, so jeb Mariah fool Bush maybe
full like it's I feel so bad for women, Like
it's just like not all the time, because I think
sometimes we're like forced into this world where everything that
happens to women is horrible and like we have to
be like that's terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Sometimes just things happen, it could happen to a man,
could happen to a woman. I feel horrible for women
when it comes to having to go to the doctor
and have some guy, some old dude who I would
get like if Look, I don't know how gynecologists work,
but based on my research, I think nine out of
ten gynecologists are taking pictures of your you're junk. I
mean that's what in the news. Well today it's one

(01:02:40):
out of one. So today one hundred percent cologists are
taking couter shots.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
I have a whole book of couter shots under my
dead So.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Why would you even want to go to the gayn
of cologists? It sounds like a horrible situation. Yeah, I
always feel bad when my wife's telling me she got
to go in for her yearly checkupar I'll let her
know that one hundred percent of gynecologists are to making
pictures of ladies lady parts. I think she feels a
little more safe because she goes to see a lady doctor. Well,
one of lady doctors are doing it too, because that's
a good field to get into if you're a lesbian.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I have a whole look of my dead.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
See that's forward thinking, that's that's being ahead of the curve.
If you're a lesbian, what a move that would be? Right?
Women in it you're like all day long, Like I
wonder if you're a lady, do you think of that?
You're like women lesbians? Is she turned on by this?
I don't know what to tell you. What does she do?
Does she keep the gloves? What does she do?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
She keeps the gloves, She's gone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
She's got like a whole box of like yeah, she
turns them into like a candle scent. She's like, come
get my candles. Since other ladies Vachina care like Gneth Paltrow,
just like Gwyneth Paltrow. But other people's well opp, yeah,
yeah exactly. Pp. There you go, And now I have
a whole.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Look of cond my deck.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
And there you go. One remember this if you don't
remember anything from today's show. And since we can't do
a show recap song anymore, you'll never know what we
do her never know, And let's listen to the vodkast.
But if you don't remember anything else, remember this. One
hundred percent of gynecologists in the news today are taking
Cooder shots with their phones. Not trying to put fear
in your heart. But it is kind of scary when

(01:04:15):
you think about it's pulling that out. This doctor. He's
he's in jail. He's no longer a doctor, I believe, So, yeah,
I should probably read this story a little bit more.
All I just try to wrap it up at the bow. Yeah, again,
I don't know that for a fact, but he might
be one on six point seven Detroit's Wheels the Rooster.
He ain't gonna die. I tell you who will die?

(01:04:38):
Or what did die? Is the end of the show
AI recap song. I was like, what's he going with this?
So I got a text message here like are you
guys going to do the AI end of the show
recap song at this time every day? And I'm like,
someone missed earlier in the show when we got the
bad news that there will never be another AI end

(01:05:00):
of the show recap song because we have well we
have to say goodbye to our homemaids. We we hardly knew.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Ye, you know, I got to use it for a
few times.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Yeah, I'm legitimately sad about this because I I'm a
joyless person, if you can't tell. And uh, the one
thing that was bringing me joy every day was that
dumb salt song. I know, like I laughed my ass
off at that and like for me my stance.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
I know this is controversy with AI.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
We were upfront, we said, hey, this is an AI song.
We're not trying to pass it off as anybody's original artwork. No,
we're not trying to do anything that. We're not trying
to take advantage. We're not deceiving anybody wrecked. We are
taking a new technology. We are repurposing it in a
older fashion technology. Radio is old fashion. Yeah, you know,

(01:05:54):
we're kind of up with it to a certain extent,
but we are innovators with the new technology, innovators you know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Uh, to use it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
We used a robot to help make comedy, is what
we were doing. We did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
We're not allowed to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
We are not allowed to do that. So if you
like to get your text in and share with us
your favorite moment of the AI, end of the show,
recap song era you can. You can text the word
Josh and your message to five one eight eight one. Yeah.
When I got that call from Casey yesterday, I was
I was really heartbroken by that because I'm like, what
do you want me to do? You've you sucked the

(01:06:28):
soul out of me, Casey. It's like every time you
took my soul and you stepped on it. Every time
you think you're getting ahead every time. No. But so
I look, I understand that a lot of people liked it,
other than that one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Guy who really hated it. Yeah, he was not a fan.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
This is his day. He should call, He should call
the show and gloat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
He's like, ah ah, victory is mine.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
He sap, it's been removed, removed the AI slop.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
But I look at AI as what helpe. But we're
looking at podcasts fifteen years ago. Where did the podcast go?
Yeah to the moon? Ali. Actually, I think we do
have that guy out fittingly, that guy is actually he's
called to talk about this. So the guy, the one
guy out of all the hundreds of texts we were
getting from people who loved the as he's on the

(01:07:19):
line here welcome sir. Yeah, I think he's enjoying them.
Oh look at that. Yeah, how about that? So thank you, sir.
I don't know if you were bragging or if you
were in pain. I don't know if that was a
celebratory screen. I don't know. I may have also hit
the wrong button. Oh that wasn't the phone line, Okay,

(01:07:42):
I thought it sounded familiar. He may have also said
this maybe. Yeah, remember remember this friend that nobody wants
your little Ai song. Remember this day, Remember this day.
You will rude the day that you made fun of
me for not liking the a so ah. But anyway,

(01:08:03):
if you'd like to text, text the word Josh and
your message to five one eight eight one, So yesterday,
if you missed yesterday, that was one of only like
two show recaps songs we ever did. So you missed it.
Now we'll never hear those again. Now I just got
shared them with friends. Just got better and better. Actually,
what we do is we sit around here and just
keep making these songs in the computer and we listen
and laugh, just not on the air. Yep. So we're

(01:08:24):
sitting there like that what we should start doing is
then coming back from breaks talking about how good those were.
But nobody else could listen to them but us, like
the library says like this is a station for virgins.
I wish you guys could here, but we're not allowed
to play it. But what we know we could do
is just do our own show recaps. Now, those sound
like they'd be super exciting. Like it's like, so today

(01:08:47):
on the show, we lookt my notes out. Michigan stayed
hired a new coach, so that's cool now, and there
was now the Michigan state coach is Pat fit Gerald,
but he he was fired because there was a hazing
scandal at Northwestern. Boy we had that nice little conversation
about hazing and everything. Can you imagine like an R

(01:09:08):
and Bzy talking about these guys like getting you know,
sodom eyed just to join the football team. But those
are some sexy look at woods. Yeah, oh that'd be great.
Of course that can't happen. Like a comment, Millie Bobby
Brown is no longer Millie Bobby Brown. She goes by

(01:09:29):
Bonnie ban Giovanni. And what I learned is she does
underwear videos on TikTok and look, is it a little
weird because she's only twenty one? I guess, but I mean, look,
I'm not the one posting them or seeking them out.
They just showed up on my feed. He did not
ask for that bride is Christmas themed lingerie a, but

(01:09:49):
she put the thing on and posted the video. What
am I supposed to do? I'm scrolling through. I'm trying
to see like butt rock themed videos or whatever. And
then it Millie Bobby Brown? What was I supposed to do? Say? No,
I don't want to see the video of Millie Bobby
Brown wearing no bra. No, I didn't ask for it,
but I'm not going to turn it down. So there

(01:10:11):
was that we talked about today, like the uh penis
ozembic penis. That's true, we didn't. Can you imagine if
we would have had our dudes doing a song about
the ozempic penis my god, but all army of gigantic hogs.
Now everyone has god. Yeah, it's just that, Oh that'd

(01:10:36):
be a great They thought he had a giant hog.
But it's just enough to illusion who was just an allusion?

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
Alright?

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
So we talked about the Pistons wedding. That was nice
and my good Uh you know about the coutter shots
from the uh about how one of gynecologists are currently
taking couter shots, at least according to the news. But
as it is, we say goodbye to our dearly departed

(01:11:05):
homing we pour one out.

Speaker 2 (01:11:06):
Today we actually.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Posted a fittingly an AI graphic of a headstone commemorating
the day that it was, really the day the fake
music died. Your Christmas playlist this holiday season is always on.
This is a random thought, but like, did Lincoln Park
ever have any songs that were just happy?

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
That was one of them?

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
This is what the more upbeat was breaking the habit
like look no offense, And I understand how this thing ended,
I'm well aware, But like, could there have been any song?
Like was there ever any good days for old chat?
Like was ever just like a hey, I went to
Baskin Rodmins. No nothing, nothing good, nothing like that. Nothing
but like I got l two day, Like it just

(01:11:54):
must have been a miserable existence, like give me one.
Like like I understand that people view like hair metal
as a very like you know, not even an art
because it's you know, just frivolous music and it's fleeting
and it's about the moment whatever, Like nothing against Lincoln Park,
but if you give me the option to be like, hey,
here's a song by like Poison, and they ain't looking

(01:12:18):
for nothing but a good time, or they're looking for
a little unskinny bop bop bop, or I don't know,
they're like, hey, like I'm warrant and there's a cherry
pie and we're swinging in the back room, swinging no no,
no swinging. No we won't because there ain't nobody home
that means boning. And they were having a time like

(01:12:40):
I don't understand, like why this is my big knock
on like grunge and other things, because there's a lot
of really good songs. I'm gonna tell you that good songs.
My knock is like your life couldn't have been all
bad all the time. These people were rich, they were famous.
There were never any good days, you know, like give
me one, give me one day where it's like me
and my I wrote a tandem bicycle on the beach,

(01:13:03):
or you're like, thank you, Lincoln Park, I'm glad you
had a good day. Well, obviously, the positive, uplifting messages
that could be music just didn't sell records like the
negative I can suck in my head demons, but I
just don't believe that. Like again, I'm a big hair
metal guy, happy hair metal guy. I'm here for nothing
but a good time. I'm One of my favorite albums

(01:13:25):
of all time is the nineteen eighty nine masterpiece Doctor
Feel Good. And while those were even technically songs that
were about depressing things like Doctor feel Good, You're looking
for your dealer, Kickstart my Heart is about a gentleman
whose heart stops because he overdosed on heroin. Yet like
their fun song was like, yeah, kickstop my Heart, Like

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that's awesome, it really gives you that a happy feeling
about an overdose. Well, look he lived it, wasn't you
what the Lincoln Park song would have been, like, don't
kick start my heart, let me die? And you're like, okay, cool,
that was uplifting. I'm not saying that every song has
to be uplifting. All I'm saying is like, could you
try being happy once? Well? According to Google, fans perceive

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their track Bleeded Out as being in an upbeat tempo.
With an upbeat tempo and energic feel, fans perceive it
as happy even if the lyrics are not the lyrics
are not happy. But this is the closest thing you're
gonna get to a happy Lincoln Park song again. I
understand how the story ends and how the story ended.
For a lot of these, they weren't grunge. They were

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with the new metal I guess technically, or a post
grunge new metal.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I put them in like new metal.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
They're like yeah, with that rap rock and they're not
as but they're not as heavy as say like corn
or No. I can say that they could be as
heavy as well. Yeah, anyway, so let's let's okay, let's
do this. I guess the one positive about Lincoln Park
is their songs are super depressing, but they're all ninety seconds,
so that's a positive.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
Let's see here bleed it out.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Let's listen to a few seconds of bleed it Out
and see if this is a fun song.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
We're laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Yeah, here we go. Put a hundred times hand and
they pants in every line. Hold him up, but let's
something shine go wa got him up? Not fe mouths,
no excuse it by a new place to hang this snooze,
string me up the prama topees nose you got it

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tout the hack get loose, so just you can stop itself.
Bramaself down, No one cares. Get trench out, lay down
there with a shovel up down the beach somewhere. I
mean it's certainly up tempo. They get a turn dance
hole again, say you press and strap it out When
they bring that co sin it sounds like the record

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label like listen, can you give us something? Like have
you ever seen that thing? You do? Like we need
something peppy, something snappy, and then like Chester's like I
hate myself. I hate myself. I hate myself, Like like
what are we doing here? Like you can't give me
anything like one like even like Papa Road right, like Papa,
I can some popa roach, I don't know, some big
popa roach guy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
But like Scars right, Scars.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Is like a fun like borderline pop punk anthem type
Tama hod Bone, Like I enjoy that, like that there's
a there's a fun vibe to it, even though it's
obviously not a fun song. But like I don't know,
like I feel like that, like your life couldn't have
been all bad? Like did your boss tell you that
you can't make AI fun? Sounds like or Chester. Ye

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were you told that today? Like sing something happy? Like
that's the part that bothers me about, like like people
dump on hair metal all the time, and that like
that era of fun music. What was wrong with people
wanting to go out and get late and have a
good time. Like I feel like the world, like real talk,
I feel like the world was probably a better place
in like nineteen eighty seven, eighty eight eighty nine than
it is like in like, hey, I want to kill

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myself everyday music world, you know, Like, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Get that, I want something happy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
I get that. And even like is it twenty one
pilots or is it ajar? Who did the one hundred
bad days? Make a hundred bad stories one hundred bads?
Like even that, They're like, hey, I had one hundred
bad days, but I got a hundred good stories from it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
And that might be the case right there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
You know, it's easier to write stuff about stuff that
makes you miserable, or it's a way to vent I
took an English class in college, and I went to college.
Your mom goes to college. But I had to take
an English class and they wanted us to write a
movie review and I tried to write a movie review
for a movie I liked, and it took me like

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four words. I love this movie, but then a movie
I hate. I'm like, well, let me get out my
legal pad. I'm on pages eight. Much easier to be
negative than positive. It super is. That's why all this
to come full circle here. What we should be doing
is honoring like Poisonous maybe the greatest rock band of
all time, because they found a way to be super
positive and make great music, whereas most people have to

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be super negative seemingly to make great music. The fact
that Poison's not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
we could argue a tragedy like a Greek I mean,
is a super tragedy. It is a sad time, you know,
and Motley Crew all the fun Motley Crew music, even
when they were shouting at the devil. But then you know,
they know what they wanted, you know what. Like the
one of the greatest songs of all time is Girls,

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Girls Girls. You know what, Girls Girls Girls is a
song about, yes, but strip clubs. It is literally a
song that just lists all the strip clubs they've been to.
That's it, and it's a fine song. And it's lived
on forever, right, you know, like the Dolls and Paris, France.
It's just a song about going to Hooter bars. That's it,

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to Noodi Bars. But you know, it's funny about that song.
You know, it always reminds me of what's that. There's
a movie called The Indian in the Cupboard. Yes, where
the kids watching MTV or it's watching it and that
video comes on and the Native American man is like,
oh no, no, it's not good. I guarantee that kid went
on to live a great life. It was probably very
happy because he got to see the Girls Girls Girls video,
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Or like situation are you're wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
I don't know. I hope you're wrong. But anyway, so
there you go. That is That is my dissertation. Thank
you for coming to my ted talk about the depressing
music of Lincoln Park. Oh be getting off your soapbox.
I'm getting It wasn't even a soapbox. It was a question.
I just asked a question, and the question was did
Lincoln Park ever just make one song where they were like,

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you know what? Today I went to Burger King and
I love Burger King and it was delicious. Lincoln Park,
not once, not even I'm trying to think, like even, like,
did Nirvana have any songs that like you'd look at
and go like that was kind of a fun I mean,
their songs had good they were like up tempo type songs.
They rocked, but like, did they lyrically ever have a
song where Kurt Cobain is like, you know, you know,

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I love my wife's boobs that looked like tennis balls
and a sock, you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:42):
Know, Like, I don't know Courtney Love.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
I thought she was really hot though in the in
the Uh, she was hot in two movies. She was
hot in the Andy Kaufman movie where she played like
his girlfriend, and she was I thought she was very
good looking in The People Versus Larry Flent. But for
the most part, I just find her gross. I can
never recover from watching that documentary of her and Kurt
like their home videos. I can't get past how disgusting

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that was. And I'm like, I can't, this is vile
and i can't watch it. I've never watched it. Yeah
you shouldn't. I mean, it's got to be right up
there with two girls one cup and videos that will
just ruin you That's why I've never watched Two Girls,
One Cup. There are certain things I won't do, and
one of them is I you know I won't watch
Two Girls One Cup. I mean, if you've seen somebody
eat a chocolate ice cream, you've seen Two Girls one Cup. Well,
now I'm glad I know this all right anyway, So

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we're getting out of here. We will be back tomorrow,
same BAT time, same bat channel.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Rob Brant is coming up next.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
But before we get to Rob Brandt, we will play
you one more song because I must get this song
in or I don't hit my quota for the day.
This is called Lonely is the ninth. This is Williams Squire.
So I hope you guys enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
Turn it up loud. This is at least a happier song.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Or even though he's lonely, but it's a fun song.
I don't know. Goodbye. We'll see it them moro