The Dora the Explorer Quest for Home Made Erotica

What are the ultimate white trash love making songs, things that sound sexy in theory but really aren't, did Josh actually watch his own fathers sex tape, your parents preferred method of corporal punishment, how the big station meeting went yesterday

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today Josh in his show on one oh six point

(00:02):
seven Double Ullz Detroit's Wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, welcome in six o clock Josh and a show.
It is Josh and James This morning, James. What's going on?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Man?

Speaker 2 (00:15):
A new day already? Yeah, I was shocked to learn
that today is Thursday, your shot. I was blown away
by this development. Good news, a good shock. Well just
to today's Thursday. Yeah, that means tomorrow's Friday.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
What day? Did you think? It was?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Wednesday? Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Like I was doing my podcast before the show, I
come up here. That's why I get up early, because
I do a podcast that no one listens to. So
it's much like this radio show I got. It's good
practice for the live thing. So I'm up here and
I'm talking about Thursday night football. I'm like, well, you
know tomorrow the Bengals are playing blah blah blah. And
then I'm like, wait a minute, today is Thursday.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
They play tonight.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It all kind of runs together for me, but Thursday,
and that is exciting because tomorrow is Friday, which means
it's another day closer to going over the Cozy Lounge
in Hazel Park and get it out, you know, getting
to redeem myself. I've been napping and everything to make
sure that I'm not gonna fall aside.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Planning your comeback to the Cozy Lounge big Ti.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Like last night, I fell asleep watching this John Candy
documentary and I end up going to bed at like ten,
which is very early for me, and before that I
had napped for two hours. I'm gonna make sure I
am well rested so when I returned to the Cozy
Lounge that I'm here to take away. I'm here to
own them. I don't want them judging me again for
dozing off during the freaking fifteen inning baseball game last week.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
You're gonna be a party man. You're gonna busting the
door ready to party.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Absolutely, I'm gonna I'll dress like kid Rocks circa nineteen nine,
and I had like a you got the fur coat.
I got like a fur coat and the hat and
everything on. Ready to go. But anyway, welcome in. We'll
get you another chance to get qualified for the Tampa
Mayo Challenge at about seven oh five today, eight twenty
five and nine to twenty five will get you and

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some buddies into the toolbox party. People want they won
into this thing, and they keep adding more and more stuff. Yep,
a red Wings package. I know there's a lot of
cool stuff for that party. Everybody once in so we're
going to make sure we get you in or do
our best to get you in. At eight twenty five
and nine twenty five. We are loaded with stuff to

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do today. Today is a fun, fun filled day. Tell
your friends about the show. Yes, that's how you build
the audience. If you enjoy the show, bring a friend
in the next morning. And then if they enjoy the show,
they bring a friend in, and so on exponentially grows
and grows and grows, and then those who don't like
the music, some of the music is going to go away. Yeah,
you know, you never know, but you need that. We

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need you tell your friends about the show. I'll tell
you a story about this meeting we had yesterday that
really really makes you feel smalls except for us. Yeah. No,
not a lot of good news to be delivered up there. Yeah,

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I felt terrible for you because I left his ass
out to dry too. I'm like, I'm not going up there.
Oh did he ask you to come up with him?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Or I think I think it was inferred that I
was going to and because all the other morning shows
and all the other channels went up.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, and I'm like, I'm not. I'm embarrassed. But we'll
talk about that as well, because we had a meeting
here at the radio station, or really it was like
a coronation for everybody else and then just us, like
we we want a participation trophy.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Hey, we got these guys trying. It really is. They're
on board with the plane, they're trying.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
We we are literally the embodiment of a participation trophy
with a little the little engine that could. We won
the Most Improved award. We're like the white guy on
the basketball team and we won most Improved. But anyway,
we'll tell you more about that and other stuff. We
are like, that's that. That was me Every year I
won Most Improved because I was the white guy on

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the basket.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah he's here, he showed up, he practiced, he gets
a trophy. All right.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Anyway, welcome in everybody. It is Thursday, and we are
Detroit's wheels and we're gonna get you hooked up with
the Tampa Mayo Challenge and we're gonna try to get
you into the Toolbox party twice and we're gonna try
to make you laugh.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
And if we can double our audience, we'll have four.
We're gonna do the best we can.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It's wheels the Josh inn Is Show Spoys.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
All right.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
So hey, the Red Wings won again for one last
night at LCA.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh, the Red Wings are now three and one on
the young season. That's great. Off the ice one time
they're gonna show you, I know right that they haven't
lost since about that? Good for them?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Boys?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, so three and one on the season, and the
Florida Panthers are now three and two nothing. It really
matters who cares? Who cares what they're doing a do
all amount. What matters is what we're doing and that
is a four and one hockey team right now, boys
and girls. So get you some of that. It'd be
nice the hockey team to be good, you know, at

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least decent, you know, like it sucked, Like the last
decade is pretty much sucked.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
So I wanted to be lived by my glory days,
back to back championships.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
A lot of people want to live that life. That's
a life that people have been missing. You bring it
back damnit miss it. And there's nothing worse than being
bad to middling. Like, if you're going to be bad,
just be super bad because maybe something changes. Middling is
the worst. Nobody wants to hang around like, hey, we
might make it, we may not be good or be bad.
Like when I lived in Philadelphia, the Flyers were very middling,

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so they were never good enough to really do anything significant,
but they never sucked. So they'd fight to get into
the last playoff spot. Then they'd get in and they
lose in the first round of the playoffs. There was
nothing exciting about it. When I lived in Saint Louis,
it was the same thing with the Blues, right the
Blues won the Cup a couple of years ago, I
guess in twenty nineteen. Since then, they've been kind of middling.
They're like, hey, we like they snuck in last year

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and lost, and that's like, give me some good hockey.
And again it's way too early to know that, but hey,
at least they're three in one to start thing, so
there's that. Baseball wise, last night, the uh it was
looking early like the Mariners were gonna go up three
games to none. They led early on the team your team,
your boys, your butt plug, big number. Yeah, it was

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two nothing after the first and you're like, here we
go again. Then after that, Toronto outscored them thirteen to
two and the pounted out eighteen hits. I don't know
that the Tigers had eighteen hits in the playoffs. Toronto
had eighteen hits, thirteen runs. That's like a month's worth
of offense for the Tigers at the end of the year. Repressive.

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And they won that game thirteen to four. You had
big days from George Springer who hit a home run,
Vlad Guerrero Junior who hit a home run, Kirk hit
a home run. They hit five home runs as a
team in that game. They just mashed last night. And
now that's a two to one series. Again, it's two
nothing after the first inning to Toronto's got to be

(06:57):
puckered up in that spot. Oh yeah. And then they
go on outscore them thirteen to two the rest of
the game. And now we have a series that said
I'm not watching the second of it because I don't care. Yeah,
just be the report that you get. Look, I'll share
it with you to let you guys know what happened,
because this is a sports segment after all. But that said,
I don't give a damn about the outcome of any

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of these baseball games because the Tigers are out and
there's other things to focus on. I don't care who
wins the Brewers and Dodgers series, and I don't care
if Seattle beats Toronto.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
We got football to focus so we got other stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
We got the Red Wings playing some decent hockey to
start the year. The last thing I'm concerned about is
what happens in the Toronto Seattle series. Starting with Casey.
About that, I was like, I don't even give it damn,
And he's like, well, I watched baseball. Still, I'm like, well,
good for you, Casey. Yeah, you're cool.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
And he doesn't have any teams that he's rooting for
in the running, right, No, I think Casey's actually a
Pittsburgh Pirates Pirates guy, right, so he never has a
team in the aeah.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I don't think the Pirates have been good that I
could ever recall. No, They've had a couple of moments
in the last fifteen years. I'm thinking, like twenty thirteen
they were a playoff team. They've got Paul schemes and
his really dull but decent looking girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Oh, they have done some silver lining there. I'm fairly
certain Libby Done's a fembot. If you ever listen to
her talk.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
It's like you might get a better interaction from a door.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
But at least she's pretty, So at least I look say,
she's found a way and she's very pretty.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
And then but here's the thing, so her sister you've
never seen Libby Done. So that's what she's famous for,
is being legitimists. Goodness, I knows better than you looked
your yoga pants yesterday. First of all, I'm in yoga
pants today, and and they're not yoga pants. They are
a compression leggings, sir, and I'm wearing shorts over them,
and my legs look very nice.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Wait, by the way, you keep going over to the
Mojo show to talk about your fashion sense because they
find it interesting, and by the way, someone's listening.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
To them, I'm doing this for us. I'm doing this
to try to steal some of their listeners to come
over and listen to us. So if they want to
make fun of the dumb things I wear, then I'll
make fun of the dumb things out.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
I think Josh is gonna join that other show, then
what am I gonna do? It'll be all yours this.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Oh wow, when I leave the fourteenth person on the
Mojo show that is there to be made fun of
for my fashion, this can.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
All be yours. James in the Morning, all right, it's
the Josh Dennis Show. Speaking of Livy Dunn.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
So her sister has an only fans and basically she
builds it up as she looks like her sister. Okay,
so hey, you think of my sister's hot, come pay
with money to see you by. Look her up. We
just look up. I forgot her name, but look up
Livy Dunn's sister and she's got an only fans. We'll
talk about it. It's the Joshennis Show.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
It's the Josh Ennis Show.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
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Speaker 2 (09:48):
Detroit's Weed Yeah, Baby tool Box parte coming out in
November A We are going to have a hell of
a time November eighth over at Hollywood Casino at Greek
Town over twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes and powered tools,

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brought to you by our friends and Bebi's Liquor and
Fine Wine, Dean sellers Ford and the Troy Motor Mall
and Detroit Diamond Drilling. What are some of these new
prizes that have been added to give away? You were
telling us about him yesterday, and then every day something
new is added.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Yeah, well, you know we mentioned before the big screen TV,
eighty five inch TV, the PS five, the smoker.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yesterday they're talking about a Red Wings package.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
I'm sitting there with your wife and Casey yesterday and
she's like, well, you know, the Red Wings sent us
a package that includes like game used used ice? Yeah,
game used? How do you even maintain game used ice?
I don't know, but I'm interested in seeing what it is.
But the whole package comes with tickets signed merch like
they went out of their Like is bonkers?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
How crazy some of these prizes are. So there's now
it's well over twenty thousand. This is before we added
these other prizes, So you're probably in the somewhere in
the twenty five thousand dollars range in right there. This
is this is the party to be ed this year,
you're gonna leave possibly with a bunch of cool stuff.
So that's November eighth, Hollywood Casino at Greek Town. We're
gonna be there, The Doc's gonna be there, Casey's gonna

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be there, and it's gonna be a hell of a time.
And the only way to get in is to win
your way in. And you can listen at eight twenty five,
nine twenty five, twelve twenty five, three twenty five, and
five twenty five, and.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
That's when you're gonna get your chance to get in.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
It'll be you and two of your buddies, or you
can go stag because the fewer people there are, the
better chance you have of winning some of these prizes.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
How many you would you be if you show up
with your buddies and your buddies win a prize and
you got nothing.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'd be super pissed. It's like when you go to
a ball game with a friend and they catch a
fa at the like they're like, yeah, that's awesome, No,
it's not. I wanted to catch the foul ball.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Steve you dick, like, hey, why'd you go steal them
from that kid?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Then?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
So this is gonna be the party to attend. This
is going to be the social event of the fall,
is what this is going to be. Yeah, and I
mean on top of what you just mentioned, we got
all this stuff from before.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
The e bike, Yeah, the Mustang e bike. Whoever wins that,
please take me for a ride on it.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Please.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
He's not afraid to ride, bitch, I will ride, bitch.
I will hold you tight and you can hit all
the bumps if you want. When I was in college
at LSU, Humble bragg, I went to college for a
couple of years before they kicked me out. I flunked out.
But you'd see football players riding around on scooters like mopeds,
and every now and then you'd see two giant ass
dudes on one moped. Two big dudes like three fifty

(12:37):
a piece is riding on a vest. But together it's
the worst version of dumb and dumber. It's quite the visual.
So anyway, Toolbox Party November eighth, Your next chance to
get in is eight twenty five, So make sure you
continue to listen to wheels. We want to see you there,
We want to drink beer with you. We want to
maybe haggle and steal your prizes. Yeah, I know you

(12:58):
got your hays on that smoker. Look, I am afraid
to jump somebody for a smoker. As you're wheeling this
bad boy to your car.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
It's a mass man and leggings and some sort of
crazy short.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
There's a guy in uggs and leggings and he's going
to he's gonna take your ass out anyway, November eighth.
But your next chance to get in is at eight
twenty five on this year radio show. All right, kids,
we will get you into the Tampa Mayo Challenge. Coming
up at seven oh five, we will do sports again.
We got a bunch of cool stuff to talk about today,
but honestly, I haven't taken it off the printer yet,

(13:31):
so I can't remember any of it. But I'll tell
you it's gonna be compelling and rich. And right now
we got Arrowsmith. It's aangeel on wheel. So I've got
a text message here, and look, I like when people text.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I like to know that you're engaged with the show.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
So you can text text the word Josh and your
message to five one eight eight one. And this text
just says, hey Josh, good morning. Play a doc in
song and I say, okay, I don't care. I'll play
a Doccin song. Why not? I like Docin and it
is spooky season after all. And a song that was

(14:08):
written for, and performed for, and on the soundtrack for,
and featured in the movie four Nightmare on Elm Street,
three of the Dream Warriors, which is the best Nightmare
on Elm Street.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Of all of them.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
You had the rain Man of movies and songs. My god,
I didn't get late till I was like twenty one,
so I got to watch a lot of things, all right.
So I'm gonna play this for this guy, because you
know what, if you're gonna text, I appreciate you, and
I'm gonna give you Dream Warriors.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
We're rocking with Docin on Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I jump. It's Radiohead on Detroit's wheels. Josh innisuo. You
belong here, sir. Thank you. The gentleman that wanted to
hear Dowkin was very pleased with Docin, and I got
multiple text messages that said, hey, thank you for having
us rocking with Docin. You'll send you that money on
the CASHAP. I tell you check your cash app.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
There's no way you wanted to hear Dowcin you could
name one Dokin song me.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Dream Warriors.
There you go. But hey, check out our Facebook page
search for the josh Inennas Show. We're nearing nine hundred followers.
Look out, world, we're coming, So give us a follow
there and we would greatly appreciate that. That would be great.
All right, now, coming up in this hour, in about

(15:22):
ten minutes, you're gonna have a chance to get yourself
into the Tampa Mayo Challenge. Only two spots left, only
two more chances for you to win tickets to see
our guys take on Tampa next Monday or this money. Hell,
that's in like four days, five days, four days. But yeah,
you are four sleeps away from Baker Mayfield and Tampa
coming to town to take on our guys, and you

(15:43):
could be there. But the only way to do that
is if you get into the Tampa Mayo Challenge and
dive headfirst into a big vatam Mayo and pull out
a little ball, and maybe that little ball will say, hey,
you won the tickets. So I only two more spots left,
and one of those spots could belong to you. But
you have to be listening here in about ten minutes. Also,

(16:04):
there's a baseball player that's afraid of ghosts, like legitimately
afraid of ghosts. And in sports, perhaps the NFL is
full of it as it relates to that overturned call
the touchdown. Then't headlines about that. I won't talk about
that as well. We got lots to do.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
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Speaker 4 (16:27):
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Speaker 1 (16:30):
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Speaker 5 (16:35):
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Speaker 1 (16:38):
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Speaker 3 (16:41):
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The Josh Ennis Show on one oh six point seven
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Speaker 4 (17:43):
Flight seven O two.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Welcome in Josh Ennis Show, Josh James This morning. Hello,
good morning. I've got to get somebody into the Tampa
Mayo Challenge. We only have two spots available.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Here's what I'm.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Gonna do today, totally random trivia questions. It's a totally
random one that I thought about while I was going
to get some water and I heard a different song
on a different station playing in the building one of
our stations, and I heard this song and it brought
up this random fact that I knew about this song.
So I'm going to ask a question about this random song,

(18:19):
and if you're the first person through to get the
answer correct, you will be in the Tampa Mayo challenge,
which means you will get fifty bucks to Kroger, which
means you will then be eligible to win one thousand
dollars from ticket Master, which will be used to buy
tickets for it.

Speaker 4 (18:34):
This upcoming Monday's game between our guys and Tampa, and
it should be a great game, should be a fun game.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I think we're gonna win that one, though. I think
we're coming off a loss. Tampa's two beat up with
their wide receivers. Like I know, you say, well, the
Lion's secondary is decimated and branches officially.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Out all that.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yes, but all of their receivers are hurt for the
most part. So I think we're gonna win that thing.
But here's the question. I see all these people calling.
They have no idea what the question is. That's what
I love about it, going in blind say. I like
to screw with them when they call in like this
and just answer the phone and then be like, oh no, sorry,
you don't even know the question yet, so call back it.

(19:12):
What's the answer. Let me see here, I'm gonna do
one thing here, let me try. Let's go to this
one right here. Hello, wheels, Hey, what's up? I was
just waiting for the question.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
I'm random.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
All right, well hold on, call back. All right. So
I haven't asked the question yet.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
You know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
I'm gonna busy out the lines even you're gonna busy
them out because you can't just call and squat. You
want a fair playing field, a plainfield. I want people
to hear the question and then call. I don't want
you to just be sitting there. That's not how the
game works.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Who covided spots to get into the Tampa Mayo Challenge.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, so here's the question. There is a band called Aerosmith.
We played a song called Angel earlier, which was one
of their big comeback songs of the late eighties, and
like nineteen eighty seven, Smith was out of side, out
of mine. But then they did Rock This Way, Walk
This Way with Run DMC, and then Angel and songs
like that. They were helped co written by Desmond Child,
one of the great songwriters of the eighties and nineties.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Okay, but that's not about this.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I thought about Aerosmith because of that, but then I
heard a song playing a second ago in the hallway.
Aerosmith has had one song that has gone to number
one on the top forty, the pop top forty charts,
like the Top forty to the rock Top forty. All
that Aerosmith has one song that has been a number

(20:34):
one song on the pop charts. I wonder if I
know that the answer, Well, we'll find out off air.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
I don't want you guess in here because.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
I won't get away. I'm not gonna I guess you don't.
But I'm just cause just I probably don't. I probably don't,
but you probably don't. What is Aerosmith's only number one song?
Aerosmith has had one number one song on the pop charts?
What is that song? Eight seven seven nine eight eight
one oh sixty seven.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
If you get the answer correct, you friends will be
in the Tampa Mayo Challenge Sports coming up.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Let's see if I can find the answer to that question.
What is Aerosmith's only number one song on the pop charts?
If you can tell me that, that'll get you into
the Tampa Crazy Now it is not, by the way,
you don't want to get me started on that. So
crazy is like my favorite Aerosmith song, and uh video
that too, but I just love it and just talking
about how record companies like that make Bad Decisions. That

(21:27):
was like the last single off of that album, and
to me, it's the best Aerosmith song ever. Crazy I
love it. But anyway, that's a different topic for a
different day. All right, let's go to the phone see
and see if anybody knows the answer to the question.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Hello, who is this Heather? How are you?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I'm doing pretty good? How are you good?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Do you know the answer to that question? Is it
my only angel? It is not my only angel?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
No, I don't know what the hell that is.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Wheels. Who's this? It's Nick from all Right? Nick?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Do you know the answer to the question about Aerosmith's
only number one song?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
I was thinking it's gotta be dream On.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
It is not dream On, No, sir, I thought this
would be easy.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Wheels. Hello, Hey, I don't want to miss a thing.
Wa wait and go? Who's this?

Speaker 5 (22:20):
This is bar?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I want my chicken dinner. Well, we're gonna get you
into the Tampa Mayo Challenge and we're gonna get you
fifty bucks to Kroger. Did you know that off the
top of your head or did you just google that?
It's probably my only Aerosmith.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Gave really wow, out of all the Arrowsmith, that's your jam?
Huh No, yep, how about that?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Well you're in the Tampa Mayo Challenge on Monday and
you've won fifty dollars to Kroger, So congratulations.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
So now let's go Friday.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Yeah, how do you feel about that?

Speaker 4 (22:53):
When you like this jam? It's okay? You know, it
doesn't really do much for me. I love maybe and
in a romantic moment, you don't put nobody puts me.
Do you actually put music on? The white people do
not put music on romantic I put music on one
time for a romantic moment, and then the woman passed
out in my bathroom after smoking a little.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Weed with me.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
I'm like, oh, back getting late tonight.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Like I've tried it. Like when you're younger, you do that.
You're like, this must be how love making candles. You're
setting the mood. Yeah, then you realize it's never like that.
You're like, oh, I bought the.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Costco size pack of rubbers. Yeah, lots of baby.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Oil, tons of industrial strength baby oil. Yeah like he did.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, like you like in your mind though, that's how
love making works.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah, Like eighteen nineteen years old, you're like every time
you think you're gonna get laid. It's like you think
that you heighten your chances by putting candles and rose
petals music, Like white people cannot have sex to music.
It doesn't work that way. Rhythmic we're not. Like when
I hear like I heard D'Angelo died and the angels
think it's R and B artist day. He's got that

(24:02):
naked music video where he's ripped it di'angelo. Right, So
di'angelo makes music that's for love making. And I heard
somebody doing the topic about that on a radio show
about what songs do you make love to if your white?
The answer is none, that's accurate, I mean, and if
it is, it's probably like the trashiest stuff like you're,

(24:22):
you know, banging some chick to the Almond Brothers like
Greg Alman like I'm no Angel Hinder or something like that.
Oh yeah, like lips of an Angel. What is the
ultimate white trash love making song? Like imagine the imagine
like you're in a trailer and like the chicks smoking while.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
You're going at it. The aromas of marble reds are in.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
The air, your your house has nothing but floor Vince
like it, Like like what can you imagine was being
listened to and Rabbit walked in on his mom doing
the Guy on the couch in eight mile Like. If
there was a song that was being played, what would
the ultimate like? What's that like the Flirting with Disaster
by Molly Hatchett or something like that ultimate white trash

(25:09):
love making song. Do you have an answer for that?
Text the word Josh and your love making song to
five one eight eight one, five to one eight eight one,
the ultimate white trash love making song. It is a
fact white people cannot have sex to music. It is impossible.
So let's do that. I didn't even do sports here.

(25:30):
Let me play a song and then we will do sports.
We'll get to some of your texts and phone calls
as well. Text the word Josh and your message to
five one eight eight one. Tell me a great love
making song for white trash people. Do that now, and
I'll play the Beast Heap.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Good Josh Show sport. Hey the Wings.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
They are three and one after a victory last night.
They had a four to one triumph over the Florida Panthers.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
I guess you were right.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
They got boot off the ice one time, and now
it's like let's go. That's all some games. So they
got the win last night, four to one. I will
get into the store. I'm going to hold onto this.
But there is a story about ti Oscar Hernandez from
the Dodgers who believes his hotel is haunted, so he
had to get a new hotel. Oh, poor guy. So

(26:19):
we'll get into that. And Dan Campbell, when he was
on on the sports station yesterday, seemed to reveal that
there are some inconsistencies with the the with what we
thought we knew about that call that made up fairy
tale penalty. It was I guess it was a penalty
that stopped the touchdown, but it came out of nowhere
and it came down from up above. And now people

(26:41):
are talking about the integrity of the NFL, and we
will get into that as well. But I've got people
texting about the the white trash love making songs, and
I'm reading some of these. I've got feel like making
love bad company. That's a suggestion. We've also got anything

(27:04):
White Snake, So like, hey guys, here, slide it in.
You know, look with a name like slide it In,
I mean that'd be a pretty good love making song.
Give it the instructions right there. But like white people
can't like white people and white trash people would have
to make love to trashy stuff. It would have to
be like a trashy like Dallas Buyers Club, sex at
the rodeo type of thing, like white people can't put

(27:28):
on like Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
I can't smell that statement, sex at the rodeo.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
Sex and manure and leather, lot and boots, snake skin, boots,
chewing tobacco and Zinni's and a little zinnies.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
There you go. But uh, I would agree again. But
white people cannot make love to like soulful music, like
you can't put on like mar and gay and make
love if you're a white person, because you can't be
taken seriously. A black guy can be taken seriously, like
when he puts on like al Green to bone, you're

(28:09):
like ooh, like he means business.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, like a white guy. If you walked into your.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
House today with your wife, yeah, and you put on
al Green, if you put on like, uh, you know,
I don't know what I've put it, put on a
Peebo Bryson. But that's a random one. But like, whatever
you put that on, your wife's gonna laugh at you.
Absolutely once. She laughs at me anytime I'm trying to
get laid. But if you drunkenly put on buck cherry,
I think you could get away with it, right maybe yeah,

(28:36):
because it's funny, like you have to make a lighthearted thing,
sweet crazy beach see in that. I think it has
to be a white trashy romp for it to be successful.
It can't be a sensual like. You can't be making love.
You have to be boning. Yeah, there's there's varying levels.
It's just like cheeks smacking, you know. That's what it's
gotta be for white clap and cheek Well, it's like

(28:57):
the uh, you know, I'm into having sex, I'm not
into making love. Well, Fitty Sin actually go there right,
Like black dudes I think can make love to a
woman in a sensual way to music. For white people
to do it, it has to be like a a
It has to be a romps. It's got to be
a sexual romp and kind of wacky that you can

(29:17):
laugh at. It can't work the other way. Let's see this,
text says keep James on that color commentary after you
say something, it's hilarious. In his monotone voice, he just
dropped a little something and it's funny as hell. Hey, well,
thank you, Thank you for being the color analyst here

(29:38):
for talking about boning. No problem. I want Your Sex
by George Michael and Sexual Healing by Marvin Gay, but
those aren't trashy songs. And to me, I want your
Sex is altered because it's by a guy who you
know is gay.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Not that that matters.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I don't care that he's gay, But can a song
by a gay guy be used when you're having heterosexual whoopee?
That's another deep question you can ass He's why I
put it on, but I think it's gonna get weird.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Because it's always going to be in the back of
your mind. I feel like if you put that on,
your lady's gonna be like, he's going on and get picked,
isn't he.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
Yeah, I think that's exactly what she'd be thinking. Those
are the thoughts from a lady. But text the word
Josh and your message to five one eight eight one.
We are looking for the definitive white trash boning playlist.
Text the word Josh and your message to five one,
eight eight one. Do we agree that crazy Bitch is
no doubt on there? So crazy Bitch is on there? Anything,
White Snake, kid Rock, American Badass. I think he'd Rock

(30:32):
probably belongs on there.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I don't. I don't know which song is going to
be most likely used to bone, but I feel like
kid Rock would be in that playlist.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I feel like kid Rock should be in the cuck chair,
sitting next to the bed, giving you encourage, giving you encouragement. Yeah,
do it like that? Keep in mind he had sex
with Ryl Crow and we didn't, so he wins, all right?
So get those texts in text, the word Josh in
your message five to one.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Eight eight one. And now you've got blind.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Melon, not a fully sighted melon.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
It's a blind melon. It's no rain on wheels.

Speaker 7 (31:07):
You say, it's pretty plain. I'm watching the Boodles, gotta
like Westerposujeep for Two's made my point of you, but

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it's not say.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
It's not say.

Speaker 8 (31:35):
I just want.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Always be when you ll you know, I to keep
my cheese started. So stand.

Speaker 8 (32:00):
I don't understand why I slay bold and I start.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
To complain that there's not but I can do and
read of but to stay away and it reads my
life the way but it's great at scary.

Speaker 8 (32:25):
Scary scary.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
SCA could say is that my life is pretty a pain.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
You don't like my.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
Point of view, not saying.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
It's not sad, it's not sad. I just loside what
say mean?

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Always say that when you you know what?

Speaker 8 (33:35):
I came back, change till stay and me and having.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Well nothing that's blown up.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
The Josh Innis Show text line today quite like white
trash love making song. May we find our niche we have?
We just talk about white trash sex some of the
other suggestions that people may. We're trying to build the
ultimate white trash sex playlist. How this and this all
came about because I asked a question about I don't
want to miss a thing. You said, well, that's if

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I'm trying to get lucky. I'm like, no one bangs
to to I don't want to miss a thing. And
then that led to this discussion. That's how we got here.
The magic. You can spend nine hours prepping for a
radio show and then one time James goes, well, you know,
I try to hook up to that. Then boom, you
got a show let's see Tesla love song. That's a
big no for me on that one. That's not it's
not trashy enough, and it's too sentimental, like white people

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cannot bone to sentimental music. And by the way, love
song is about his dog, so you really want to Like, now,
when you think about the meaning of it, are you
gonna sit there and and and bang to a song
about a guy's dog? You probably shouldn't, but or are
you gonna do it? But if they're white trash enough, yes, Hey,
look there are no rules. The dogs.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
The cook in the corner watching anyway, you know, he's
he's like chewing on a raw hide. He's like, like
what you got going on over there? He's like sitting
in the cuckchair watching.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Other suggestions, and we've we've determined that on this list
we'll make it like a mount rushmore. So the top
four of the the white trash love making songs. Crazy
Bitch is on there. It's got to be. It's the ultimate.
Another one that has been suggested that I think is
strong and we haven't even thought about Nickelback yet. But
they just write songs for strip clubs. Figured you out

(35:35):
like your pass around, I mean look at the come on.
Basically Nickelback goes into the studio and they're like, what
can we do?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
That will be played in.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
The strip club, the trashiest of strip clubs. It has
I love Nickelback. Don't even get me started.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Don't start me on that.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Another one that's basically Nickelback that's been suggested is this
one from my darkest days. It is called porn Star Dancing.
Oh yes, I forgot about that one.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
That's a solid one. That's a solid one. These are
quality tunes here.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I appreciate all the feedback, a lot of puddle of
mud suggestions. Can we play blurry for when the trailer
is rocking?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Well, what's the other?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
There's the other puddle of mud song? She hates me? Oh,
that'd be a good anger bang song. That's babe. I
love the way you smack my ass.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
That's a good one, right dude. Butt rock is the
ultimate white trash love making. It's got to be the
Rob Zombie songs I'm trying to go through. Do you
find Rob Zombie's wife to be hot? Sometimes?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
I find her hot all the time. But she's got
the white trash quality that's very hot. She's right up
there with Jamie What's what's her name? That my name
is Earl and Jimmie, Jamie Presley. If it's possible to
just have white trash face, she has it. She's a
very nice woman, she bet she is. But she cannot

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play anything other than trashy characters. Like you can't put
her in Titanic. She can't be on She can't be
on the boat. Jamie Presley cannot be in like Downtown Abbey.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
She can't.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
She can only be in movies where she plays white trash.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
And it works.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
She's found a nick yep.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Right.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Anyway, we've got to play commercials. I know that we're
having a fun conversation, but we must play commercials and
then more music goes. Text coming, yes, Text the word
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white trash bad list? I mean just the opening line,
crazy Bitch and Figured You Out are two of the
four on the mount Rushmore of white trash bonen songs.

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Josh and James this morning. So we agree then that
porn star dancing and crazy but figured you out and
crazy bitch or no doubt on that Mount Rushmore. We
got two more spots to fill, so you guys can
help us do that via text. Text the word Josh
and your message to five one eight eight one. Now
this story kind of fits in with that as well.

(38:47):
This is from BuzzFeed. Here is a thread about things
that seem sexy in theory but are not in real life. Okay,
And these are actual messages and posts from people saying
these are things I've tried and they are not sexy.
Actually trying to attempt a pile driver move exactly, Yes,
something like that, well like this one standing sixty nine, Like.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
I'll go even miss the strength to do that.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, and I'll even give you one, I know, right,
and I'll give you one even better.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
My kne's going to give out, like any sixty nine
is not an enjoyable experience.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah, it's it's better in I think for the woman
it's not a good view.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
It's probably it's.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Probably not a great view, and it's probably a very
unenjoyable thing. Well well, on one half of it, she's
enjoying it, but on the other half she's suffocating. I
don't think she's into that, So I would agree with that.
Let's see whipped cream. It's sexy at first until you
miss a spot and then you just feel super sticky.
I would agree, very sticky. So one time me and

(39:49):
my wife we bought a we went to one of
these sex stores is a goof. We were all hammer
wins and the sex doore and I bought a chocolate
mold for lady parts there you go, And I couldn't
get myself to ever use it, Like it just felt
like it'd be disgusting, like it's too perverse, even for you.
It was not even the perverse part, like I'm not
kink shaming anybody here. Do what you do, whatever you're into,

(40:11):
do it. It just felt like too much work for
very little and I like chocolate, don't get me wrong.
And then it almost seemed borderline racist. Gone there, You're like, hey,
by the way, now, my wife's entire lady parts are brown,
so like it felt like I was doing brown brown
beef or something like that, and I just black and
black beave is not something we do in twenty twenty five.

(40:34):
Let's see here making a sex tape. That's also Have
you ever tried to make a sex tape? Maybe? Yeah,
it's something. I've got photos somewhere of some things, but
I never did a video my dad. Okay, oh, this
is where are we going with this? This is awkward. Actually,
hold on, let me save that. I'm gonna play a
song for you so Casey doesn't get pissed. I'm gonna
play a song and then I'll tell you a story

(40:57):
about a time I tried to watch my dad's sex tape.
Oh my god, yeah, I will do that for you
after you hear Lincoln Park. Okay it, I'm gonna go
to the bathroom and get ready for this. Yeah that
sounds odd. What are you do fluffing?

Speaker 7 (41:10):
Like?

Speaker 4 (41:11):
I gotta hear this?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
I was draw that statement. All right, it's Lincoln Park
and we are Detroit's wheels. All right, it's Detroit's wheels
Josh had to show Josh and James this morning. So
piggybacking off of this story about things that seem sexy
in theory but are not in real life, book up, everybody.
So when I was a boy of about fourteen, my

(41:34):
dad got me a video camera for Christmas because I
wanted to be a filmmaker. At the time, I thought
I was like gonna be it's a great kid, Like
I wanted to be Alfred Hitchcock. Like I would film
shower scenes from Psycho with my buddies, which seems very
odd and it is to have like a fourteen year
old guy in the shower getting a lot of awkward
statements being made. More we are. But so I got
a video camera for Christmas that year, and then like

(41:58):
right after that, my Dad's like, hey, I need to
use your video camera. I'm like, okay, whatever, Christmas. More way,
I tell you all this to tell you at the time,
my step mom was a very alluring woman. My dad
like did very well for himself in terms of his
second wife. He's done very well for himself across the board.
But my stepmom was a very attractive lady. You know,
had like the big like nineties like hair.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Sprayed hair, and she drove like a camaro or something
like good looking chicks.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
So I mean, like my buddies would like kind of
lust after my stepmom. So my dad took the video
camera into the bedroom, like he didn't really hide, and
I guess what he was doing or he just didn't care.
But he goes in and and I guess he does
what he does on the camera.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
And didn't even bother moving the camera, like after it
was over, like my camera just stayed in his bedroom,
pointed at the camp at the bad is exhausted.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
He's like, what do you want me to do? You know,
he just delivered the goods to your step mom. So
I'm like they leave, they're like Josh will be back.
And my first thought, weird or not, was I need
to see this tape so you knew exactly what was Oh,
I mean, I'm like fifteen years old. I'm watching you know,
you know, Hot Springs, Hotel and Red Shoe Diaries, like
I know what's going on. So for whatever reason, I

(43:11):
felt like I needed to see this tape. Why And
I see that's a great question. See some look at
it from the standpoint of, oh, you want to see
your dad boning. No, I wanted to see my step mom. Okay,
I get it. It's weird. I like, I get it.
So I go on the hunt for this tape. You know,
I'm like looking around, like you.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Keep the tape in the oak. There at least he
took a tape out of the camera. Yes, that was
trying to make an attempt to try to hide it. Yes,
and he didn't do a very good job. Like I
found it pretty quickly. It was clearly. It was clearly hidden.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
But like I found it pretty quick, hit it Okay.
So I'm like, well, I got to put this tape in.
So it was one of those smaller tapes that you
would put into a larger tape to make it a
full sized VHS. Yeah. Right, So I put the tape
into the big tape, close the little tape to make
it big tape, and I put it in the VCR
Hearts race and I'm like, boy, this is my moment.

(44:04):
Why I felt that way, I don't know. I was
a weirdo. So I'm like, here we go. I put
the tape in and this is the God's honest truth.
I would not lie to you. I've told this story
for the last twenty years of my life. It is
the God's honest truth. When I put that tape in
the VCR ate it, No, it ain't the tape. That's

(44:27):
the universe doing you a favor.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Probably yes, until you probably get imposted by your dad,
until it's doing you a favor, until you have to
tell your dad and your step mom that you were
trying to watch their illicit video.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
That was even like awesome. Imagine what do you think
was worse seeing your dad boning on a video or
having to tell your dad that you tried to.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Watch him boning on a video? The ladder is definitely worse.
And that's what I had to do.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, that's what I had to do. So I had
to like wait for him to come home and explain like, hey,
I'm fully aware that you were trying to make homemade erotica.
And I went on a Dora the Explorer like hunt
to find your homemade erotica? Who with your little monkey
snide kid? And then I found the erotica and then
the tape was eaten in the VCR. It was an

(45:15):
embarrassing situation. Like my stepmom was like appalled. She was like,
oh my god, this is terrible. Whatever. She was just
totally embarrassed. And then my dad like just gives me
this kind of look, and then he gave me a
high five. I'm like, I don't know why. He's like like,
I don't know why this happens. I get it. Your mom, look,

(45:38):
I bagged. I bagged a babe, didn't I sudden? But
it was like how the God's honest truth. The fact
that that happened to me was just like, you know,
like how does that happen? Like it's a tragedy, Like,
but you're right, I've never thought of it that way.
Like it was I was being saved. Really, that was
the universe saying you do not want to see your dad.

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full of bleep when it comes to that call. At
the start of the Chiefs game that took the touchdown

(47:41):
off the board. Somebody's lying, Oh, so we'll have that
coming up. And so Dylan Gabriel, who's the current quarterback
for the Browns, he is their six hundredth quarterbacks since
two thousand and one. Come on, but Dylan Gabriel said
something that has people going, oh, is this true or
not about the way his mom used to whip his
ass when he was a kid. So we'll talk about

(48:04):
ass weapons from parents as well. So we are loaded
with stuff to do in this hour. But before we
do that, speaking of things that sound better in theory
but in actuality or not, we have the summer of
sixty nine, Bryan Adams, Let's see what you did there.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
The Josh it Is Show sport hight.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
So Dan Campbell was over on the sports station with
the Dupes yesterday the morning Jimokes, and he said something
that got people all sorts are worked up because if
you'll recall the play that happened on Sunday where the
touchdown was nullified, and what we heard from the officials
after that was that there was no help that came

(48:44):
in from replay or from the League office in New York.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
There was just the guys on the field.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
They all got together and realized, Oh wow, I guess
this was a penalty flag. Of course, because it's the Chiefs,
and the Chiefs mysteriously get all of these calls. And
then when you point that out to the they're fans
of the biggest group of PUDs on the planet. Okay,
it's like they win all these Super Bowls. Yet it's
like they want to be beloved by everyone. Like the
Patriots when they were good, they didn't care that people

(49:11):
hated them. The Chiefs fans are desperate for people to
acknowledge them and like them. But they're the worst.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
They are the worst.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I hate the Chiefs, I hate Kansas City, I hate
everything about it.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Screw you, but they can't handle it.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
But on this radio program over on the sports station yesterday,
Dan Campbell said that he was told that the officiating
crew received a call from the Art McNally Game Day
Central in New York, the NFL's replay hub, regarding the play.
So that is a contradiction, and now, of course that
leads to more conspiracy theories that people have here locally

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that the Chiefs are getting beneficial calls and by the way.
The Chiefs got multiple beneficial calls in that game, but
one that comes to mind is the catch that they
gave to Kelsey or the ball the that ridiculous the
stuff the Chiefs get, and they clearly got those because
Kyler's wuid probably hooked the referees up with some autographed

(50:08):
merge for their wives exactly. That's probably what it was.
So of course that's got people all worked up here locally.
Would they have still lost the game? Maybe? Maybe not
just I don't think the Lions had the game that
the Chiefs scored like every time they had the ball. Now,
part of that could be because.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
The runts are on their side. Well, I also feel
like that first drive, I thought the Lions looked great. Yep,
they call that penalty. The touchdown gets to you know,
taken away. They had to stop for a field goal,
and it seemed like the wind and the sales just
went well.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
And then of course the Chiefs got the ball and
they score, and then like you just couldn't stop the Chiefs.
If you would have lost twenty to seventeen and you
look back on that play and say, oh it cost
us the game, I'd be with you. But you didn't
you didn't lose twenty to seventeen. So either way, it's
very fishy and like there's a contradiction here, and it's
not a great look for the NFL, particularly when every

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day somebody's posting some video of the Chief's getting a
beneficial call, Like the Texans got majorly screwed in the
postseason last year by the Chiefs as well by bad calls.
So there are some dreadful calls.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
And is it just a coincidence that the revs are
terrible at their job or is it fixed?

Speaker 2 (51:14):
That is the question. Other stuff. The Red Wings won
last night four to one. They are now three and
one on the young season, So there you go, red
Wing And here's a story for you. Poor Dylan Gabriel
is the starting quarterback for the Browns and they've had
a thirty something starting quarterback since the turn of the century.
It's an impressive number. There's a picture somewhere of a

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guy who keeps updating his jersey every time a new
guy comes, so his jersey's got like forty names on
the back of it. But Dylan Gabriel took a lot
of sacks. He was sacked six times in their game
last week against Pittsburgh, and when asked about that, he said, quote,
my mom used to beat my ass as a kid,

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So I don't think anything will live up to that.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Followed that up with I'm just playing around, but I
don't think so. Because he's Hawaiian. And if you remember
the stories about Tua when he was at Alabama, they
would interview Tua and talk about his dad, and at
one point during this interview, Tua was like, Oh, if
I had a bad game, my dad would give me
the belt. Like I think that's part of Hawaiian culture.
They just beat the hell out of you. Like it's
just that that's well, it's like when you watch wrestling

(52:22):
you see all those hooses. It's like you're like, like
when their tribal tats and everything. You know, You're like,
these guys just get their asses.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Well at a couple of things, making pizza that people
hate and beating ass exactly. So, did your mom ever
whip your.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Ass or your dad?

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Who?

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Dad?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah it was my dad.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
My dad was the man who brought the belt in
when you were getting old. So you got the belt, Yeah,
get the belt. You get a couple of swats. If
he stepped out of line. Well, see this was always justified.
You know, my parents were abusive. I don't want to
don't victim shame yourself. I'm not victim shaming. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Victim shaky. Self shaming is what you're doing. I want
to get into this. Let's talk about this. Eight seven
seven nine eight one oh sixty seven. What was your
mom or dad or grandparents preferred method of corporal punishment
when you got out of line? I like this is
an interesting conversation. Did you get the belt? Did you get?
But what did you get?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Eight seven sevenon?

Speaker 2 (53:13):
There you go. That's a classic. Two eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six seven. That is the
number you can text. Text the word Josh in your
message to five one eight eight one your parents, Who
was doing the ass whipping and what were they whipping
ass with? We'll take your calls on that. Next one
on six point seven Detroit's Wheels. That is Motley Crue,
Josh and his show How Are You? It's Josh and James.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
So.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Dylan Gabriel, who is the quarterback at least this week
for the Browns, says that when he was a kid,
his mom used to whip his ass, so he's not
afraid of getting sacked. And then they said jak, which
he probably wasn't just kidding, but he had to say
that or his mom would whip his ass even more.
I scared, Mom, I'm gonna find out. I's probably like
in the back of the room doing like the throat
slash simple whatever. He's big there. But so you said

(53:58):
you got the belt right, Yeah, yeah, the belt was
the corporal punishment. So like my dad wasn't the corporal
punishment guy, but my mom would be. So my mom
wasn't afraid to like whip my ass. My dad never
really did. I'll tell you who really wasn't afraid to
whip my ass was my grandma. Grandma would whip my
ass and she would do it with whatever she had
near her, which was usually a fly swatter. So my

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grandma would sit out on her porch and play her
little YACHTSI video game. She had a handheld and a
bowling handheld game, and if she got pissed about something,
she'd call me by my middle name, which is Edward.
So she said Edward. She was probably mad about something,
and she would either hit me with a fly swatter,
or she'd make me go get a switch. Oh, this

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is switch. Now, it's a switch, Like is this a
regional thing? Told school? So like it's a switch a
thing that happens up here. Is that just like down
in the south, like old school?

Speaker 4 (54:52):
You know it has happened up here because my dad
has stories of my grandma making him go get the
switch to get his ass beat. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Oh that's one of those things, man, when you start
thinking about people with their their switch. My grandma would
send me out to get a switch. So if you
got the switch and you came back with one that
was too flimsy and didn't have a good tight, they'd
make you get another one. And when you got the
other one, Grandma would whip your ass even morble. If
Grandma had to go find the switch, if she had

(55:20):
to pick one, then she'd whip your ass real good.
And your grandma sounds a lot like my grandma. Yeah,
that's how good. I didn't get the punishment my dad did.
And Grandma didn't want to do that. Like grandma didn't
want to whip your ass. But if you pissed her off,
and you know you, you took her attentions away from
her yachts, video games and everything else. She'd she'd get you.
My stepmom slapped me one time pretty good, and and

(55:43):
she claims she never did this. But after she slapped
me that one time, I was like, nope, I'm sorry,
I will never do anything again. You have slapped sense
into me because you said, here's a year. I have
a theory the word I have a thought, right because
people now are afraid, like you have young kids, you
you're gonna whip their ass. Oh, I'm not allowed.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
The one time I cried, I was like I threatened,
you know, to my son like he was acting out.
He's still super young. I'm like, you need a spanking.
And the second I said that, my wife's like, you
are not spanking him, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Might.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Yeah, that's the keys. It's got to be the illusion,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
You got to present the idea that you might whip
his ass and then that like at least that puts
the fear in them, right, So like, I have a
I have a thought. This is a thing that I
think should happen. There should be like one day of
the year where parents can just whip their kids ass
like a purge.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
Like we'll call it the parental purge. All of a sudden,
here that siren going off. Kids around the country, you
are trying to shove magazines down the back of their pants,
prevent the cheeks getting slapped, and so on. Just one
day a year, one day out of the year, parents
are allowed to show that I will see I will do.
Like when your parents would say I'll give you something

(56:55):
to cry about. That's the one day of the year
where they legitimately get to show you that that's true,
that I will give you something that you can cry about.
The parental purge sounds like a platform you could run
in politics.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I will That'll be one of my moves. I'm gonna
go up there and look. I bet Kid Rock and
all his friends would be on my side. I mean,
I know which party i'd have to run as part of,
Like I don't think. I don't think if I ran
up there with like Gretchen in company, I'd they'd be like, yep,
we're on your side. But I feel like if I'm,
you know, rolling out there with the Charlie Kirk type folks,
I'd probably win. I'm running on a platform of one

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day of the year, you just get to kick your
kid's ass one day.

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Because you gotta show them you're gonna do it. Like,
you can't just.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Threaten it and then never actually do it. You're like,
you don't want to like hurt them, but you want
them to know that you mean business. Like I don't
have kids, so I don't have to worry about this.
I just have to sit there and yell at my dog.
And in reality, I treat my dog better than i'd
treat a kid, like he'd be misbehaving. But come, Ross,
Come on, Ross, what do you do on the rook again?

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Ross? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Like?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
That's how I would That's how I talk to my dog.
If I had a kid, I'd be like, get your
ass over here, Like I just I don't want to
have any kids. But so you've at least thought, at
least you've offered the idea of corporal punishment. Yes, but
Cody's like, no, sir, we do not corporal punish. Well
did she ever get it when she was a kid?
You know what, I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
I don't think. I don't think she was. I don't
think any kind of corporal punishment that.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Explains a lot. Then Yeah, she's soft. She's clearly I
will I'll tell her to advance. I said, if you
haven't lived this life, then you're clearly soft. I don't
know what to tell you, all right, So if you
want to get in text, the word Josh in your
message to five one eight eight one. This one says,
I just got my pants pulled down in public and
my ass beat either by hand or belt, and at

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home it was with a wooden spoon. I was also
thrown down a flight of stairs. That the stairs might
be a little bit of abuse. This might be Michael
Jackson we're talking to from beyond Jeevez. His dad is
Joe Jackson. Apparently he's the adopted Jackson. Here's under the bridge.
Under the bridge is the Chili Peppers on one of

(58:56):
six point seven Detroit's wheels. So I got a text
here from someone. It says, when they were a kid,
both of my parents would give me soap to the mouth.
Not a bar, but a squirt of liquid soap on
their fingers, forced into my mouth, rubbed up between my
teeth and gums.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
I didn't think people really did that.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, that was just in that movie The Christmas Day. Yeah,
that's the only time I've ever seen anyone actually do that,
So it was always threatened to me. Yeah sure, mouth
out was soap like, okay, whatever, but I've never actually
seen it in practice. But apparently people do that, So
who knew? I didn't know. Also, we have to come
up with the last two tunes for our white trash

(59:36):
love making Mount Rushmore. As we said, crazy bitch and
figured you out on there. I feel like we need
one from a different generation too, Like we need a
seventies maybe because we've already got like two from the
two thousands. Basically, we need to find like a seventies one.
Is there an ultimate seventies white trash love making song
that we're missing here? Feel free to get that in
on the text as well. Text the word Josh and

(59:57):
your message to five one eight eight one. Also, yeah,
I don't know why I opened that. So boy, we've
got the la You got the Toolbox party coming up?
That is November eighth, baby, over that to the Hollywood
Casino in Greek Town. Yeah, and you want to be there,
And there's only one way to get there that is

(01:00:20):
to pay me money. Although so there's two ways to
get there. You pay me money or you win your
way in. You want to win your way into the
Toolbox Party. All these great prizes available. We've added new
prizes in the last couple of days. So all the
stuff says it's over twenty thousand dollars and that's not
a lie. But now we've got to be closer to
twenty five thousand dollars and prizes for you to win there,

(01:00:43):
they have to be there, man. So the Toolbox Party,
if you want in, get in right now. Eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven eight seven
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven. I'll go
to the phones and we'll talk with somebody about this.
For the Toolbox Party really awesome. Have to thank the
people that make the Toolbox Party possible as well. That

(01:01:05):
is Bebe's Liquor and Fine Wine, Dean Seller's Ford in
the Troy Motor Mall, Detroit Diamond Drilling. So these are
really cool folks and we appreciate them. But first, let
me go to the phones here and find somebody that
is going to go to this Toolbox Party.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
Let's go to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
This line because I think that's the tenth one here.
Hold on, let me see, hello, Wheels, who's this Zach
from la Zach from Lavoni?

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Did you call the other day? I sure did. I'm
the electrician.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
That's the electrician, and you said you wanted to get
into the Toolbox party, but you were late to get
into the party.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Oh and I made sure I'm early this time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Wow, Unfortunately you're too early. You're number nine. All right,
I'm kidding, bro, Bro your caller ten. You're into the
Toolbox party. Os. So there you go, Zach from Lavonia.
You're gonna be going to the Toolbox party.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
He's the gay electrician, right, yes, he was. He was
the gay electrician that called the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
Hey, that's the generalization of us.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Okay, it's not me, gotcha, that's he do you do you, Bro?
I'm not here to judge gay I love chicks. Yeah,
look like I got gay guys that love me. For
whatever reason. I'm very popular with gay men. So obviously
you've proven that. So anyway, Zach, So we're gonna do brother,
we love you. We're gonna put you on hold and
we'll get your information. But you're going to the Toolbox Party,
bring two of your buddies, and we're gonna have a

(01:02:36):
good day. Drink beer and have fun.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
All right, Oh beautiful, I'm excited, man, appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
You bet, brother, thank you. So there you go. We're
making dreams come true. Look at pace to keep listening too,
Like see Jay Tower sends all those kids to Disney
World and stuff. Yeah, and we send gay guys to
the Toolbox party with two of his friends. Akay, maybe
lovers maybe. Look, I'm not judging, bro.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
You do you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
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That's atto La dot com, w ll rocks, WATA six
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James this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
So we had this this meeting yesterday at the radio station. Yes,
and it happens every quarter night. And I feel like
I can talk about this because nobody of consequence actually
listens to us, so we can talk about whatever we want.
Here we're in a trush tree because no one else
is in it. It's literally us. So we every quarter
there is this big meeting that Colleen, who is the

(01:03:41):
big boss here. Colleen goes up there and hosts this meeting,
and the point of this meeting is to share all
the good things that are happening with all the other stations,
right like just all the states. Well really, I say
all the other stations. It's supposed to include us as well.
But so everybody goes up there and they bring like
their shows up there and they talk but all the
good things are doing, and they talk about their ratings.

(01:04:02):
Six readis they're up through the roof. They're the best
they've been yeah, correct, And then like we get to
eat pizza together and then hang you know and have
a hang sash with everybody in the building. Right, So
we're watching all these guys go up. So like Mojo
goes up first. Of course, Mojo has huge ratings. He's
gonna be in the Radio Hall of Fame and all this,
and and you know he's motivating people and all the

(01:04:23):
sales people are captivated by what he's saying. He's Mojo. Yeah,
he's giving like a pep talk for a radio And
they're like, well, in our ratings are up like a
billion percent and we're winning here and for like the
and like Tony Travado, who is like our big program
boss here right, Tony, you'd probably hear him on the
Mojo Show. But Tony the Shannon from the Mojo Show
goes up and she's like.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Well, Tony wanted to make sure everybody knows that for
the thirty eighth week in a row, we're number one
such and such and everybody's clapping ya woo.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
And then Teresa goes up from Nice and she's like, by.

Speaker 4 (01:04:53):
The way, I'm in mid Days and I have a
one million share and we're number one. Everybody's clapping And
they were doing this with Jay Towers and Jay Towers
just bought like a thousand kids for kids in wheelchairs
and jackets. Yeah, they're going to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Do and then uh and then uh Miss Sharon from
from UH mix and JLB that she goes up there
and she's like, Sister Strut was a success, and we're
doing this. They're the ones that actually that are getting
the coach for the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:05:18):
We're getting coach for kids, and our ratings are through
the roof and all of our DJs that our mixers
are doing great and we're adding this this Whoooo.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
They're like, all right, who's left, And Casey's like, well,
I guess I'll go and Casey goes up there, and
mind you, all of these people are talking about rating
success blah blah blah, and Casey's like, well, our morning
show is local now. We got two guys. We got

(01:05:48):
two and they're on board, they're following the plan, they're committed.
They're very funny. And I felt bad because I felt
like I probably should have gone up there with him,
because you know, like, first of all, I'm the morning guy,
and like, I probably should have gone up there. You
have responsibilities now, and I would probably behoove me to
like be seen by these people, So I should have
gone up But I was so embarrassed by our mediocrity

(01:06:12):
that I left Casey out to dry. And I actually
felt horrible about it. I felt so terrible about leaving
him out to dry, but I did because I was like,
here's here's the biggest compliment Casey could give me. And
so he went up there and he's like, well, you know,
our morning show is local now, and that's great because
Dave and Chuck are in Florida two, so we're local.

(01:06:36):
And then he looks at me and he's like, Josh
is here, and he's wearing a lion's hoodie, Yeah, you
puke it out. Look at him, he's all decked out
in his Lions gale, Like, my god, we're just like
we're dummies, like we are truly just like yeah, that
tiger's head up, Oh my god, Like like they talk
about us like we're like that, Like we're like wearing
helmets every day, like that's what we're viewed as. We're like,
we have to wear a helmet because we bang our

(01:06:58):
head against the wall every day. And it was so bad.
And we're just sitting there listening to all these great
successes of everybody else, and look, we're still in our
infancy here. We're trying to build something. We're trying to
find listeners. Like, look like it's gonna take time. I
get all that fine, and we're trying to we want
an army of people to help build us into a
really good show. And I think we're doing a really
good show for all that. But at one point, Casey

(01:07:19):
looks over at me and just goes, I want to
kill myself, and I was like, Samesis, it was like,
let's do it together.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
There.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
I can't hear you over the clapping, and I had
to do for everybody else. I know, I know we
look we had to all the blowing we were doing
of Mojo, like we couldn't hear us in the back crying.
Me and Casey sitting in that meeting were like you
outside the circle, K I get it? Like Casey probably had.
He probably sat in his car and cried before this meeting.
He dried his tears with the piece of Buddy's pizza. Well,

(01:07:53):
I think my favorite thing. Look, I don't think I'm
talking out of school here whatever. So I'm sitting there
with Casey again all these like at one point I
told you about Tony Tony Travado, who's like the big
programming boss here, but his main like his main station
is a channel on it. And Shannon gets up there
from the Mojo show and she's got like her sheet
and she goes, Tony just wanted me to make sure

(01:08:14):
that everybody knows that we forty months in a row,
or what have we done this thirty fifth book in
a row. He wanted us to really hammer the ratings.
And Casey looks at me and goes, He goes, Tony
didn't send me that email.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
One of six point seven Detroit's wheels. It is green day,
I'm Josh, he's James.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
It is the Joshenness Show. Speaking of that meeting, though,
you know who really came out of that winner was
the dock of Rock because he didn't come so I
mentioned his fifty year and right, look he had he
had the positive thing. Poor poor Casey, it's up there
and they're like, so, Casey, what good things are going
on over at Wheels while we're giving away tools? So

(01:08:57):
that's good, poor guy. Anyway, So we're still trying to
finish off that white trash sex Mount Rushmore songs, that
white trash songs for having sex too, Mount Rushmore. Now
we have decided that Crazy Bitch is on there, and
we have decided that Figures You Out by Nickelback is

(01:09:17):
on there. As we discussed, white people cannot make love
to sensual music like black folks can. It's just it's goofy.
It doesn't work. Like a muscular black guy could put
on DiAngelo and his lady would be like, oh yeah,
And I think I think black women are in that
mindset too, Like it's an accepted practice. Your wife would
laugh at you if you put on something sexual absolutely
so like it has to be you're hammered and like

(01:09:39):
you're just going at it. And that's why I think
butt rock kind of fits. Like somebody put a suggested
Tonight's the Night by Rod Stewart. You cannot make love
to Tonight's the Night by Rod Stewart because you're white,
and it just seems stupid. It doesn't work, you know.
It's also a weird song, like it's a very sexual song, like,

(01:10:00):
you know, don't say a word, my virgin child, just
let your inhibitions run wild. The secret is about to unfold.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Upstairs before the nights too old, and then at one
point it's spread your wings and let me come inside.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
It's it's a graphic song, but it's just not one
that you're gonna make love to. I don't think so.
We're looking for white trash love making anthems that could
fill out this mount Rushmore. You had one that was
suggested on Facebook, and this one's actually a pretty strong
one too. That's not a bad one either. Again, butt

(01:10:37):
rock just makes the most sense for drunken or stoned
love making white trash in the trailer music.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Butt rock just fits the best.

Speaker 2 (01:10:47):
Smell of sexes in the air when they play these songs.
That's true mess Sex and Candy by Marcy Playground. There's that.
So if you have any suggestions, text the word Josh
and your message to five one eight eight one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
So Occupied two spots. Saving Abel is kind of in there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
It's in the mix some of the other suggestions I
had I mentioned Tonight's the night Rod Stewarts, Let's see
I have got Escape from Rupert Holmes. That's the Penia
Kalada song, which is also a strange song because it's
basically about two people who are in a miserable, loveless relationship,
so much so that one of them is writing a
personal want ad in the paper looking for someone who

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they want to hook up with, and the other one
is reading the personal want ad and responded to h yeah,
you know, no idea that was the story behind us.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
That it is the whole song.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
The whole I mean, if you listen to the words,
it's like it tells the story. But basically, these two
people are miserable in their relationship, both of them are
looking in the personal want ads to find love somewhere else.
Then it just so happens that it's both of them
and they see each other at a bar called O'Malley's
and then at the end of it they just laugh
and go, duh, that's funny. That would never happen ever,

(01:11:53):
But no, I would not say that. Escape The Penia
Kalada song by Rupert Holmes would be one that I
would consider in the White Trash Love Making mix. Stroking
by Clarence Carter. There's no way we have Strokeing in
the system, isn't you know Stroking? I think so Stroking
he's a very vulgar song, so I'm assuming we have,
you know, a clean version of it in the system.

(01:12:14):
It is a very vulgar song. And they used to
play this song in our school dances in middle school.
And even my dad, who, as we talked about earlier,
made a homemade sex tape. Even my dad walked in
and he's like, are they playing stroking for you your eleven?
I'm like, well, look that's what they did.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
You know, when I stopped.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Making love, I don't just make love, I'll be stroking.
And then there'd be this line dance that everybody would do.
In the line dance, I'll show you what the line
dance was, at least part of it, and everybody in
middle school was doing it they would do this this,
Come on, dad serious, Oh my god, I'm not making
that up. I grew up in Louisiana where Hillbillies. Wow,

(01:12:58):
So yeah, I wouldn't consider that in the imagination there no, man.
I like how you step to the left, step to
the rug, but you stroke of the same name each side.
I'm coordinated though. This is a jam though, but I
would not put it in the White Trash Love Making
Mount Rushmore. A lot of suggestions for nine inch nails closer.
That's a pretty struggle. I can see that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Yeah, So anyway, if you want to get those in
text the word Josh and your message to five one
eight eight one. We have two spots available on the
White Trash Love Making Mount Rushmore. Pour some sugar on
me has been suggested. Basically, there's a there's a Vin
diagram here and then one area is strip club songs
and one of them is white trash love making songs.

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
And that area in the middle of the Venn diagram is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Both of them. Yes, and that's what we're looking for.
They overlap, I mean totally. If you think of strip
club songs, yeah, absolutely, most of them are also white
trash love making songs, so we'll get into that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
And M Night Shyamalan has a new love Is it
coming out or is this just an idea that he
has for like a I believe a mini series he's
in the works of creating. All right, So there's new
m Night Shyamalan that we'll talk about as well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
It is The Josh Ennis Show and hope. So I
was about to play a song. I'm glad I didn't.
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That is Billy Idel on one O six point seven
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Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
I'm Josh, He's James. It's the Josh Ennis Show. Follow
us on Facebook. We have nudes, all right. So here's
here's a story, and not even a story, but suggestion
for the white Trash love making playlist. Your wife also
suggested porn star dancing, which I forgot that we had
already mentioned. I think that should be on there, not
just because your wife suggested it, because now I have

(01:14:55):
a horrible visual of you two in my mind that
I can't get rid of. You're welcome and all porn
star dancing and dreams and lotions, and I don't need
to hear about it, but that should be in there,
so crazy bitch figured you out and porn star dancing.
I think there needs to be one more there to
complete the Mount Rushmore. In fact, I know there needs
to be one more because it's a Mount Rushmore and

(01:15:17):
there are four spots. Now I got a text that
says brand New Key by Melanie. Now, I had no
idea that this song was sexual innu window, but now
that I've gone down the wormhole and looked it up,
apparently brand New Key by Melanie.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
Have you ever heard brand New Key? I have?

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Now it was in Booge Nights, which is one of
my favorite movies. Then I've heard it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Yeah, well it's the song I want to say.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
It was the song that was playing when roller Girl
like hooks up with Dirk Diggler at the beginning of
the movie, when like Burt Reynolds is sitting on the
chair and she's like, are we gonna whatever? He goes, oh, yes,
but it's this one right here. I did not know
that this was a love making song and that it
was euphemisms and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:15:57):
But I rode my advice old Fasco window last night.
I roll skated to your dolty life.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
We'll see it's like you're awarding me.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
I'm okay, Hello, you got something, honey?

Speaker 5 (01:16:20):
Well, I got all sets. You gott a brand newki.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
So apparently that's sexual innuendo. Now some think it is
now Melanie, who is the artist that this is? According
to Wikipedia? Now I'm doing, you know, the case ninety
five thing where I read the Wikipedia for you. Good thing.
I didn't go out there and change it. Find Now
Melanie has acknowledged the possibility of detecting sexual innuendo in
the lyrics, but has denied any deeper meaning. So I
wrote it in about fifteen minutes one night. I thought

(01:16:48):
it was cute, a kind of old thirties tune. I
guess a key in lock have always been Freudian symbols,
the pretty obvious ones at that. There was no deep,
serious expression behind the song, but people read into things.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
See.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
I also like that that people look for deeper meaning
and things and the people that create them are like,
there was no meaning. I just wrote this. It's like
when you like, I like movie critics like to like
dig deep into movies and look for deep meaning, and
then the person that wrote the movies like, I just
wanted to make a monster movie. So yeah, it always
bugged me because in college.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
I went to college like the quote unquote film, and
so the teachers are always like, well, what's the meaning
behind it? And she's like, I just wanted to make
it really cool looking. See that kind of reminds you
of Quentin Tarantino. That's it, you know, there's nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:17:30):
Well, so I was.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Listening to a podcast called You Must Remember This and
it's a movie. It's a movie podcast that this chick
that's ay a movie critic does and she'll be talking
about movies and like dig real deep into the meaning. Like, well,
Fatal Attraction was in the eighties when women were being
marginalized and the woman had to be the bad guy
in the movie, and that's not right, And.

Speaker 4 (01:17:51):
I'm like, no, I think they just wanted to make
a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
But a guy banging somebody that's not his wife. It's like,
is that possible that maybe the guy making the movie
didn't have any deep seated hatred for women or look
for any sort of meaning. He just wanted to make
a movie about a dude poon tanging around on his wife.
No archie party stuff. That's it. That's all he wanted
to do. Stop looking for it. So there is no
actual sexual innuendo in brand New Key.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Melanie.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
The person who wrote the song is like, I literally
just wrote a catchy little tune in fifteen minutes, but
then the world decided, Uh, there's sexual innuendo in here.
Would the brand new pair of roller skates be in
the in the inu Windo?

Speaker 4 (01:18:26):
Would I would imagine a the beaver?

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Oh maybe, Okay, I don't know. That's like she's got
a brand new roller skates and you've got a brand
new key, So I guess the key would be key
would be the key would certainly be that, Yeah, my day,
we call it a beaver.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
And let me tell you something like I snagged the pelter.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Too, I'll good for you. So I think that would
be what the people have insinuated. It's about.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
There are some songs that have like that don't seem
at all like they'd have sexual meaning that actually were
written for sexual meaning, you know what I'm saying, Or
like afternoon Delight, which was clearly just written about boning
in the afternoon. Yeah, but it's like it's an acute
kind of family friendly or like old people safe way,
so you can not you know, you don't necessarily have
to hear it. But when you break down the lyrics,
you're like, oh, I see, because you know I'm gonna

(01:19:14):
grab my baby, gonna hold on tight, You're gonna grab
some after noon delight.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
My motto has always been when it's right, it's right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
Why wait until the middle of the cold, dark night,
when everything's a little clear in the light of day,
you know the love is gonna be here anyway, thinking
Levey's working up an appetite, looking forward to a little
afternoon delight, rubbing sticks and stones together, p's and v's
make the sparksig night, and the thought of loving you
is getting so excited sky rockets in flight.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Boo afternoon delight?

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
How do you keep all those lyrics in that brain?

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
Again, I didn't get laid till I was like twenty one.
I'm a nerd idiots avants, I am, I have a gift.
I don't know what to tell you, and just think
no one's listening to this brilliance that's insane. Part one
day when we have like thirty listeners, they are gonna go,
I don't understand the reference. I'm like, well, then you
missed the glory days of the show and it's infancy
when we broke down brand new key by Melanie right,

(01:20:07):
this song I don't think is about sex, but who knows.
You never know. It's crawling, it's Lincoln Park. We are
Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 4 (01:20:14):
So I was talking to Casey out there and uh,
he goes, uh, did I really sound like dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
When I was up there? Oh no, I was like, yes,
I wish you did. Didn't feel worse, Yes you did, Casey,
And he's like, where were you? Like why didn't you
like come up? I'm like I was hiding, like I
don't want to. I don't want to look dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Dude, Like, look, you're the face of this disaster, sir,
So you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
The president can't go up there to a State of
the Union and then ask like the Secretary of Defense
like where we're yeat, like you're the president, You're the
face of this thing. Pal So. But anyway, it is
Detroit's wheels. I'm Josh, He's James. Hello. It is funny though,
because like you see, like Mojo, who's awesome. By the way,
I'm not banging on Mojo in anyway, but like Mojo
over on channel, Like when Mojo walks around like these

(01:21:02):
salespeople like fawn over him, like they they fall there.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
Who's that guy?

Speaker 8 (01:21:08):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
They love him? And then like I mean like they
like fake laugh at things. He says, like it's like
they're they're they love him. And then when I walk around,
like I get these looks, well people look at me
like disgustedly, Well look look what you're wearing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
That shouldn't be a reason to judge me. They got
hugs and leggings and some sort of crazy uh shorts.
They're not necessarily crazy. It's just a pattern. It's a
crazy pattern. It's a fine pattern. But judge me all
you want. You have leg tattoos, yeah, you have kaf tats.
Like I understand that you're aware that you have klf tats,
but don't judge my leggings. While you're walking around with

(01:21:43):
calf tats judging leggings. I'm judging the shorts. It looks
like you got your boxer shorts on outside your legging.
These are jogging shorts, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
Okay, I don't jog, but they're comfortablerecting your who your daddy? Yeah? So,
but like they I feel like and maybe it's again,
I understand how things work, and I understand that we're
not as important as like Mojong people, But like, I
walk around and maybe I'm miss reading the room here,
but I feel like none of them like me. And
maybe that's just a me thing that I think nobody

(01:22:11):
likes me. Maybe that's my mental thing.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
I think so because I have the same mental thing.
So I even had a covert there with my wife
last night about you.

Speaker 2 (01:22:17):
I don't think he even likes me. I don't know.
It's oh, really you don't. You don't get that vibe.
I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Well, I mean, we do the show if everything's great,
but then it seems like once the show's done, it's
just like, I don't know, really you feel that way? Yeah,
a little bit, It's okay, perceptive, Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
No, I knew, I told you quody. But see that's
a problem I have, Like people get this vibe that
I don't like them because I'm just kind of like,
once I'm off the air, I'm kind of like, you know,
I just don't say a lot, and I think people
read that as me not liking people, and that is
not the truth at all. Like I'm just that's how
I operate. But saying you like I do you're fine?

(01:22:51):
Then my wife, what does that mean? I'm like, you're fine,
Like that's my answer to everything, and it keeps people
trying to get you're fine. You'll deal with it. Like
what do you wanna have for dinner? Would you be
fine with like Talco? Well, yeah, that's fine. Do you
want it night? Yeah, that's fine. That's my answer to everything,
is everything is fine. But like, I don't know what
it is, but I walk around here and I just
I get this vibe that people look at me like

(01:23:12):
I'm a Putts And maybe that's just my own thing.
But then you throw in the fact that like, well
you know, we're getting our asses kick that's number one.
Like so they probably don't even view me as some
sort of viable option for them when they got Mojo
over here, who's like, ooh, I'm Mojo, King of the Castle.
King of the Castle. I have a chair and like,
you look at Mojo and he's kicking ass and like
the eight people on his show are all far more
important than we are. And then I walk around and

(01:23:34):
I'm just like they probably think I'm a total tool.
And then on top of what you said, I'm wearing
ugs and leggings today. And now that you've put that
in my mind, now I hate myself even more from it.
I don't hate yourself, No, a unique sense of fashion.
I do this to try to get the attention of
the Mojo people, so they'll put me on the ahar
so I can try to steal some of their listeners.
That sounds like a great excuse for dressing like a bum,

(01:23:56):
but it is. But like that's just the vibe I get.
And then what happens is and then I go into
a shill, and then I just I assume people don't
want to communicate with me, so I just leave, like
I do everything wrong?

Speaker 4 (01:24:07):
Is what?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
Don't be like Uncle Josh in the workplace. But somewhere
along the way, I went from being this very outgoing
person that people love to be around to thinking that
everybody hates me, So then I just don't communicate in
the workplace, and then I just like I do the
show and then I go home because I assume I've
convinced myself that all of these people already dislike me.
I think I need to see somebody about that. I

(01:24:28):
find a professional to talk to you about that. Yeah,
but then they're going to tell my secrets to people
I don't feel like forbidden from doing that. They are,
but that's not going to stop them. Do you think
that a shrink doesn't go home when they hear some
guy telling some weird story, Like if you're a shrink
and you and some guy that you know, you're shrinking
and he's talking with you and he's like, hey, did
let me tell you about the time that I tried
to watch my dad's homemade porn? Do you think they're

(01:24:49):
not going to go home to their significant other and
be like this is like I'm not going to tell
you who he is, but his name Ryan's Miss smash
Minis and he's on wheels in the morning like, oh yeah, no,
there's still still station. And anyway, so this guy tried
to watch his dad's porn. Assuming I didn't tell you
this story already, Let's assume that was something I held

(01:25:09):
deep in the cockles of my heart and I didn't
tell anybody. Imagine a universe where I didn't tell you that,
but I told it to a shrink. You want to
tell me that that woman or man or they them
or whatever wants to go tell their significant other, their
partner as it were, that like that some guy just
told them a story about how they try to watch
their dad's sexual content. Oh yeah, definitely, of course they are.
So how can you trust a shrink? I can't trust

(01:25:30):
these people? And then I watched the Ozzy Osbourne documentary
and they butchered that poor guy. The surgeons butchered him.
How can you trust doctors? How do you trust anybody?
So I don't. What I do is I just keep
to myself.

Speaker 4 (01:25:42):
But then what happens is then I assume that everybody
hates me because nobody seems.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
To want to talk with me. Yeah, you gotta be
like stone cold Steve Austin DTA. Don't trust anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
Exactly, bro, And that's how it is. I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
I don't trust anybody. Now, you guys know so now
you guys understand my plight. All right. Also, we got
to get you into the Toolbox party. Just shift gears
a little bit. We do have to get you into
the Toolbox party. And I'm only reminded of this because
this is the twice a day that the phone rings,
so it must give me something away. He told me
to go in there you go, so all right, So

(01:26:14):
the number is eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven eight seven seven nine eight eight one
o six seven. That is the phone number. Let's take
somebody at random here and see if we can get
them into the Toolbox party. Let's go here.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
Hello, who's this? Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
This is Sherry.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
Hi, Sherry, how are you?

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
I'm good?

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Do you like the song Oh Sherry by Steve Perry
or do you find that annoying?

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:26:45):
I like that?

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
What about the song Sherry Baby by the Four Seasons.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
That's one of my favorites. I bet they did see
Are you named after that by chance?

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
Or no?

Speaker 4 (01:27:00):
No, it's actually Cheryl Cheryl, but you go by Sherry.
I like that. Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
Ah, that's exactly how it works. So oh Sherry, We're
okay with But but Sherry Baby. We're like, okay, like
that's a good tune. Yes, very good, that's good. I'd
like to hear that. So would you like to go
to the Toolbox Party? I would I now, of course
the Toolbox Party. We got tons of great tools and

(01:27:30):
different things for people to win.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
You're down with that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
That's something that you would enjoy being part of and
being with us for. I would love that.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
Yes, got you?

Speaker 2 (01:27:39):
Okay, Well, here's what we're gonna do for you, Sherry.
We're gonna get you into the Toolbox Party. You're gonna
go with two of your friends. It is November eighth
at the Hollywood Casino at Greek Town. I'm gonna put
you on hold and we're going to get your info.
But you're going to the party. All right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
Wonderful, Thank you, so you bet?

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
Thank you? Sherry. Do you like Oh Sherry? Do you
think that's a good song or Sherry Baby? I'm a
Sherry Baby guy. See I like that one too, But
Oh Sherry is a pretty good tune. It's not my
favorite solo Steve Perry tune. My favorite solo Steve Perry
tune would actually be Foolish Heart, which I think is
a better song than that, but it's not a bad tune.

(01:28:17):
I'll give you that pretty solid jam.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
And I would have played sherry Baby, but for the
life of me, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
Find the damn thing. So it's the four Seasons, right.
They sang sherry Baby.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Shevy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
Shameyaby, should have been done, should have been done long ago.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
That's a jam. I take back what I said.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
This is a banger half their yah well Steeve bound
bound and it must have been a treat. Back to
Guessterday's topic, go grocery store bangers. This is a grocery
store door banger for sure. That is a total grocery store.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
Banker, not a white trash love making song, though different
topic for a different day.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
Anyway, we got to play some commercials, so we must
stop Steve Perry now solo Steve Perry. Who knows. We
may have Journey coming up at some point, but we
certainly don't have solo Steve Perry at that point. We'd
probably be CSX. We can't play that. I can only
play it and enjoy it. We cannot play it regularly though,
all right.

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That is Metallica and Josh. She's James and this is
the Josh and His Show Today Tonight at six o'clock.
I'm going to be out in Auburn Hills Slash Lake
Orion at am I Prime Health. They're having their little
love party out there tonight and I'm gonna be out
there from six until eight if you'd like to come
see me and maybe inquire about attaining some weight loss drugs.

(01:30:08):
Showing off those new sweatpants. Oh boy, I gotta dress
up for this. I got to put on my sweat
I gotta put on pants, and I'm gonna put on
my sweatpants. I was talking to Sorry who she's the
the AE, the account executive on this account. She's making
fun of what I was wearing today, and she's like,
you're not gonna wear that to the remote because that's
her account. She's like, you're not gonna wear that to
the appearance. Embarrass Josh Like, yeah, I am, and I'll

(01:30:32):
look up just with a straight face. I'm like, yes,
do you have a problem with it? Why are you
able to judge my clothes? You're trying to show off
my athletic fighs. You can see now, yeah, because I
will lost all this weight. Really, I should just take
the shorts off and just go in there just the leggings. Yeah,
is this what you want? So now you've pushed me
show up and just leggings and ugs. Yeah, that's exactly
what I'm gonna do in an oversized sweatshirt or a

(01:30:52):
mesh tank top. I'll go with the mesh tan. I'm
gonna go mesh tank toe the way, or go home
leggings and ugs and be like, hey, be like me,
lose weight and be like me with am I Prime Health.
But they're out there, and that's kind of like in
this kind of middle ground, almost between Auburn Hills and
Lake Orion out there, but I think it's technically Lake Orion.
But come hang out, let's bond and we can lose

(01:31:13):
weight together. It'll be beautiful. Really, there's nothing more beautiful
than people getting together and losing weight together at unit.
But I would urge you to reach out to them
as well, because They've helped me lose a lot of weight,
and I'm continuing to lose weight. And that could be
you as well. You could live my life if you'd
like to, if that's what you're into. But anyway, so
you're gonna have another opportunity to get into the toolbox

(01:31:34):
party coming up at twelve twenty five with Rob Brandt.
You're gonna get two opportunities with the doc. Is the
doc here today and OI went here yesterday because he
conveniently didn't come to work when we had to sit
in this hour and a half long meeting where we
had to hear about how great everybody else at iHeart
Detroit is and how hey, at least we're still here
conveniently that day, are Yeah, it's convenient, so convenient, Doc,

(01:31:57):
all but we go, Oh, Doc, fifty years in the radio,
four four years in Detroit. But one day he couldn't
come to work and listen to here about how great
mojo is for an hour and a half, could he?
He couldn't be bothered to hear about how the folks
over at Mixed cured cancer. No, he couldn't be bothered. Yeah, man,
but he but yeah, so AnyWho, but Doc if he's

(01:32:18):
in today, he will have your chance to get into
the Toolbox party twice at three twenty five and five
twenty five today. And if it's not, if it's uh
and kyer Laney, then maybe she'll have it for you.
And if it's somebody else that I don't know of,
then they'll have the opportunity for you. I'm running out
of people that could be doing that. I know my
wife's not so I know that she's not in for

(01:32:38):
it today. But every now and then you'll hear my
wife on here. She's Jilly Odds Are though. There's a
better chance to hear her on channel because people are
listening to that so and she's just on there more frequently.
But anyway, we're getting out of here. Don't forget to
follow us on Facebook, and don't forget to follow us
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be our friend. That'd be lovely. We'd love that about
you if you would do that. But anyway, we will

(01:33:00):
be back tomorrow for Friday. It's already Friday. Yes, boy,
time really flies when you get up at three forty five.
It seems like forward.

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
It really does. But anyway, we will see you guys Maniana,
and for now I will leave you.

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