August 25, 2025 • 43 mins
The Tigers lost to the Royals 10-8 and Jack Flaherty has returned to sucking
Will Hendon Hooker get the boot today?
Josh's new favorite player is fat left hander Drew Sommers.
Is David Lee Roth the worst singer on the planet?
Bryce Underwood is the new starting QB at Michigan, and he really thinks he's a big deal.
Josh has discovered the player with the coolest name in sports.
Will Hendon Hooker get the boot today?
Josh's new favorite player is fat left hander Drew Sommers.
Is David Lee Roth the worst singer on the planet?
Bryce Underwood is the new starting QB at Michigan, and he really thinks he's a big deal.
Josh has discovered the player with the coolest name in sports.
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
All right six oh five. Welcome man, it is the
Josh Innis Show. I am Josh. Nice weekend, amazing weather,
cold beer, good bourbon, great football, Hey, great baseball as well.
I also am on a quest to find a guy.
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So on Friday I went to Cozy Lounge in Hazel Park.
It's what I do on Fridays. Friday, me and my
wife we go, We watch the Tigers, and I drink
a lot of beer. My issue is when I when
I go to bars, I drink a lot more than
I drink at home. I think it's just because it
goes down faster, big cubs, gulp, gulp, It's gone, and
before you know it, I'm pretty hammered. But there's a
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guy who was celebrating his fiftieth birthday at Cozy Lounge.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I don't know his name.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
All I know is they had cake and they had
a big party, a surprise birthday party for this dude
who turned fifty. And they had a cake and one
of the cakes was shaped like a five and one
of them was shaped like a zero celebrating his fiftieth birthday.
And by the time I rolled out a Cozy Lounge
at eleven thirty midnight, whenever it was I left Cozy Lounge, I,
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honest to God, have no clue.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I don't even.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Recall leaving Cozy Lounge. I had way too much. I
had tons. But on the way out there were pieces
of cake just sitting on the bar, so I helped
myself to one, and then two and then three.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It was a delicious cake.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And as I walked out, I saw the party and
the guys were like, eh, I go, hey, great cake, guys,
and they're like, I like the cake. And I don't
remember the guy's name. I don't know that I ever
heard the guy's name. If it was you at Cozy
Lounge on Friday night celebrating your fiftieth birthday, thank you
for the cake. It was delicious. Also, we say hello
(02:07):
to a guy by the name of Tom Fudge. I
don't know if that's his actual name or if that's
just what he goes by on Facebook. But on the
WLLZ Facebook page, I asked you the listeners to pick
the rock to loaded song to get us kicked off
on this Monday. Something that gets your blood pumping, something
that gives you a good kick in the crotch. Well,
(02:28):
Tom Fudge suggested this one. So you saw yesterday the
Tigers lost ten to eight to Kansas City. Interesting game
because Jack Flaherty started out very well. In fact, he
retired the first eight batters he faced. Then with two
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outs in the third, the next seven dudes reach base.
Six dudes would score single, double, single, homer, sing double double,
and by the time the inning ended it was six
to one.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But the Tigers fought back.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Took the lead, then blew the lead and eventually lost
the game. But the story is Jack Flaherty. Because the
Tigers pretty much have the Division one. They're now ten
and a half games up on Kansas City, twelve and
a half up on the guard Indians, so they've got
the division.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
They're not gonna blow it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
But Jack Flaherty gave up eight runs, ten hits, and
they had to leave him in for two more innings
because they wanted to rest the bullpit. And AJ talks
about Flarity's outing.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
He got a little unlucky at the end. I thought
he didn't execute.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
He executed early, then he didn't execute, then he did
a good job settling back in, and then he got
a little unlucky at the end.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You can tell me about getting unlucky in the end
if you'd like. Homeboy gave up eight earned runs, so
unlucky unschmuncky. It doesn't matter. He got his ass kicked.
And as it stands now, the biggest thing you have
to look to if you're the who's going to be
your number two starter behind Trek scouble. While I was
(04:04):
drunk at the Cozy Lounge on Friday, I tweeted Tiger's
rotation Trek scooble bum bum bum. Now that might be
a bit of an exaggeration, and it is an exaggeration.
But do you trust Jack Flaherty to take the ball
in game two of a series?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Because I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Do you trust Casey miz He might be your best option.
Do you trust Charlie Morton or Chris Paddock? No, but
ten and a half up. They have time to figure
that out. What was interesting, though, is that Flarity coming
off his best outing arguably of the year, now for
his worst outing of the year.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's too inconsistent.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Lions wrap up the preseason. They've got to whittle the
roster down from ninety one to fifty three by four
o'clock tomorrow. It's looking like Kyle Allen's going to be
the backup quarterback, and the question is whether or not
they sever ties with Hindon Hooker and Bryce Underwood will
reportedly be named the starter Michigan, and he should because
he's making twelve point five million dollars over four years
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and it's the biggest recruit they've had in a million
years at Michigan, So you would think he'd be the starter.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Big Blue opens.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Up against uh, New Mexico on Saturday, seven thirty. So
New Mexico. Anybody knows the New Mexico mascot? Anyone? Anyone?
Are they the Lobos? I think so? All right, more
rock coming up on wheel.
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universe if you'd like, we would love it. Dion Sanders,
who is the coach of the Colorado Buffaloes, was dealing
with cancer. Guys had a rough go. But he's like
missing some toes I think now and stuff. Like he's
had some issues, but money is not one of them.
(06:31):
He's paid very well to be the coach of Colorado
and now he has an endorsement deal with Depends. Dion
Sanders is the spokesperson for Adult Diapers And at first
I thought of this and I'm like, well, that's I
would never do that, Like when I walk around the store,
like when you were over in like the medical stuff.
(06:51):
You don't like to say You're at Walmart and you're
over by the pharmacy and like you're picking up some
Adville or something and you end up in the road
that has all the you know, the adult and you
see these dudes standing there in these adult diapers, and
you're like, God, I'd never do that. But I wonder
how much Dion Sanders is getting paid. And then I
realized I'm a dummy, because of course I would do
(07:13):
it if somebody came up to.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Me and paid me.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
If someone paid me one thousand dollars to put on
an adult diaper, I would. But like Dion Sanders, one
of the coolest dudes on the planet, Prime all that
is now pimpot adult diapers, Like life comes at you
in a weird way, like can you imagine I don't know,
thirty years ago, thirty some five years ago, and Dion
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Sanders is like playing a World Series game and an
NFL game in the same day, as I taken a
helicopter from one to the other, like a playoff baseball
game to an NFL game. He's the coolest dude on
the planet. Like now he's wearing adult diapers. I don't know,
he's not wearing them, but he's speaking on behalf of them, like, hey,
(07:58):
it's coach Prime for adult diapers. Do you poop yourself?
And I tell myself that I would never actually do that,
But then you gotta think the dion's gotta be making
like what a million bucks? Five hundred thousand bucks, half
a mill, a mill over a mill like you have
to think. Normally the lead vocalist for Night Ranger would
be Jack Blades, but on that one, it's the drummer
(08:20):
Kelly Keegey. It's sister Christian Josh in his show. All right,
here's what we got coming up. Obviously seven o'clock hour,
Grill's gone wild. You want that badass grill? You want
fifty bucks to Kroger. You need to keep listening in sports,
will keep you posted on any of the cuts coming
from the Lions. There's nobody that's you know, a giant
cut potential. But is Hendon Hooker gonna stay around or
(08:42):
did they waste that third round pick. We'll get you
some updates on that. And David Lee Roth may actually
be a worse singer than Vince Neil.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You'll hear audio that coming up.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Did Josh show six point seven.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
WLLZ Detroit's weel have to buy an extra seat if
you have like your fat spilling over into other seats
and bothering other.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
People, which again I put myself in the category of
fat because, based on the body mass index, which is
a farce, I am morbidly obese. So, like I look
at myself, I'm a fat guy. Like I'm a big dude.
I'm like six three, three hundred something pounds. According to
the body mass index, I fall into the same category
(09:26):
as the people who are six hundred pounds and have
to be airlifted from their home. I'm gonna go on
a crusade to have them change the body mass index,
because that doesn't make a lick of sense. So Southwest
Airlines used to have this customer of size policy that
allowed plus sized travelers to secure extra seating without upfront costs. Well,
(09:48):
beginning in January of next year, passengers who cannot fit
comfortably within one seat will be required to purchase an
additional seat in advance, with refunds only granted under s
stricter conditions. According to the new policy, Look, I'm uncomfortable
flying a lot of the time. I'm tall and I'm fat.
I feel bad if i feel like I'm leaning into
(10:11):
somebody else or whatever. Imagine being like four hundred, five
hundred pounds and like you're just spilling over into multiple seats.
Flying's a horrible process. Flying is the absolute worst, unless
you're you know, like an athlete or something, or someone
that flies a private jet or something like that. But
flying is a horrible situation. It is uncomfortable, and I
(10:34):
know that it saves you time from driving, like if
you're making a you know, fly four hours or drive
fifteen hours, obviously you want to fly.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But the whole flying process sucks.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And speaking of people who suck on flights, it's not
just fatties that you know, have their roles fall over
into your seat, but it's also the uh, the people
who try to get off the plane before everyone, like
they're in the last row, and they try to get
up and try to slither through all of you, like
where they need to be is the most important place.
Screw you pal stay in the back like you're not
(11:08):
gonna get anywhere, but people stand up immediately and try
to like cut through people.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You're the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Flying is just a whore, And then you're stuck in
the airport and and then everything's expensive in the airport.
Flying is the worst. Traveling is the worst. I just
want to stay at home. AnyWho welcome to Monday. Everybody
it's a good Monday. Unless you're you know, four hundred
five hundred pounds and you want to fly southwest, it's
(11:37):
gonna cost you a little bit more. Wa one on
six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Joe got a
text message here that says, that's not nice to talk
about fat people and flying in Southwest. That was not nice.
First of all, I myself am fat, so I can
talk about other fat people. That's number one. Those are
(11:57):
the rules. Number two, Flying's not for everyone. If you
have to buy two seats to fit comfortably on an airplane,
you are probably too fat to fly. And that's okay.
Flying's not for everyone. Look, I was too fat to
ride fly to the Hippogriff at the Wizarding World of
(12:18):
Harry Potter in Florida. I sat on it and they
were trying to like force me into this thing, and
they're like, we think we can get you in. I'm like, eh,
I don't think I'm gonna do that. I was gonna
get off of the flight of the Hippogriff now and
I'm gonna go stand over here where.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
They keep the butter beer sports.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
So the Lions are in cutdown mode and they have
to get the roster down to fifty three by tomorrow
at four pm. There aren't a ton of big issues
on the team. It seems like Hendon Hooker's days are numbered.
The backup quarterback is going to be Kyle Allen, and
there's a lot of debate of keeping Hendon Hooker around,
but it's probably not worth it. One of the biggest stories, though,
(13:02):
is rookie Isaac Tesla. The rookie receiver has been outstanding.
The long haired, freaky receiver has ten receptions, one hundred
and forty six yards and three touchdowns, and the sign
says he's going to be an impact player, right Dan, You.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Know, he just continues to get better and better and
every time he makes a play, every time he does something,
you gain the trust of everybody around you, the coaches,
but also your teammates that are watching also.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
The Tigers lost ten to eight yesterday, but they took
two out of three from Kansas City. They're up ten
and a half on the Royals. Jack Flarity probably sucks,
if we're being fair. He's coming off the best outing
of the season and he followed it up with the
worst outing of the season. He probably isn't very good.
His era is damn near five. Jack Flerity is not
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the answer. But here's the problem we're running into with
the Tigers as they get ready for the postseason, and
they're going to make the playoffs, they're going to win
the division, and hell they may have bye, so they're
in good shape there. The problem we run into is
that after Trek Scooble, the rest of the rotation is
either mediocre, sort of okay, or terrible. That's the scary part.
(14:17):
The rotation after Schooble is ugh meh. I think meh
is a good word for it. And think about this.
Jack Flaherty, coming off the best start of the year,
retired the first eight batters he faced in the game yesterday.
Then the next seven batters went single double, single homer,
single double double, and they scored six runs in the third.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And then Jack just had.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
To eat it for a couple innings because they didn't
want to get to the bullpen. So my man still
went five, gave up two more runs, gave up eight
total in the game, and was terrible. And finally, Bryce
Underwood is going to be the starting quarterback at UM
and he is not short of confidence. He talks about
what he looking forward to most in this season.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Honestly, just a shock to where you know, they seen
a lot of fresh's bathter, like nobody saying a freshman
like me.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So would it really be shocking the world if Michigan
was good, if the Wolverines were good and this guy
was good, would that really shocked the world. Like like
all these athletes want to paint this picture like, oh,
we're gonna shock the world. It's like they have to
hype themselves up. Like if we beat Riff, that would
be shocking the world.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
If I beat David Shock, that would be shocking.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
A guy getting paid twelve and a half million dollars
to play quarterback at Michigan being good would not shock
the world. It would be shocking if he sucked. That
is not shocking the world. Oh boy, we're in a
big school that's got a ton of money to spend
and we just stole this quarterback from LSU for twelve
million over four years. Ah, but we're gonna shock the world.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Honestly, just a shocked to where you know, they seen
a lot of freshmans bathter.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
They nobodys in their freshman like.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Me, so shocked the world.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
You say, Josh Ennis Show, I have a new hero,
and my new hero is Drew Summers. He is the
new fat left handed reliever for the Tigers. And again,
I'm fat. I can call people fat, that's the way
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it works. My man is six foot three, two hundred
and fifty pounds. That is a lie. And you know
it's a lie, Drew Summers. You do not weigh two
hundred and fifty pounds. I here's a challenge because I
am six foot two and I weighed last time I
got on a scale, I weighed three hundred and twenty
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one pounds. I've probably lost a little bit because I'm
on that munjaro again, thank you Jesus. I cheat to
lose my weight, and I don't care. Some people run
and lift weights, not this guy. I put a little
needle in my stomach and fam I lose weight.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I have a challenge.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I want to implement a or issue a challenge to
Drew Summers. And I say this with all due respect
because I like you.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You're a hero to fatties everywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You're a regular Boomer Wells or Bartolo Cologne. You're a
hero to the fatties.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
And the like.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Look, I admire you, but this is a challenge. And
I'm throwing down the gauntlet to Drew Summers right now
because I'm looking at his Baseball reference page and it
says he's sixty three, two hundred and fifty pounds. And
if you guys haven't seen Drew Summers, look him up.
It's Drew s m m ers. There is no way
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that this guy weighs two hundred fifty pounds. If you
look at me, I weigh three hundred and twenty pounds
and he and I are similar. There is no way
that dude isn't over three bills. There's no way. I'm
looking at pictures of Drew Summers right now. This this
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dude is hefty and he's a hero. I'm saying this
with all due respect. I'm saying it with peace and
love because you're my guy. You're my new favorite player,
Drew Summers, and I hope you stay around forever. He's
got a go tea like he looks like a late
nineties country singer. He's got a go tea and he's
really fat. There's no way this guy only weighs two
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hundred fifty pounds. Tell me if you think I'm wrong,
you can text text the word josh in your message
to five five nine five seven zero or seven n
What the hell is the text number? I forgot the
text line. It is five nine five seven zero. I'll
get it eventually. Text the word joshing your message to
five nine five seven zero or call eight seven seven
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nine eight eight one oh sixty seven. This is a challenge.
I'm issuing to Drew Summers will raise money for a charity.
I don't care what we have to do. I need
Drew Summers on a scale. There's no way that guy's
only two hundred fifty pounds. There's no way. I'm looking
at every picture on the Internet of old buddy here,
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no way got a nice I mean, look like he
might be the only human that still has a goatee,
like he and Bill Goldberg. Even Goldberg doesn't have a
goatee anymore. He's like fat Bill Goldberg. He's like a
large Goldberg. All right. So that's my challenge. I'm issuing
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to Drew Summers, and I say it with peace and love. Again, Drew,
I like you. I am on your side. I'm rooting
for you. It's good when the hefty guys. Bring it.
I like when you get a hefty lefty in there.
That's my that's my new affectionate name for you. You're
the hefty lefty. I need you to get on a scale.
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That is my challenge. If anybody has a contact with
Drew Summers eight seven, seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven, the hefty lefty himself, he doesn't wait two
hundred and fifty high. Weigh three hundred and twenty pounds.
We're about the same height because if he says he's
sixty three, he's probably more like six one or six two.
Everyone lies on the roster. When I was in high school,
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I was six' five playing, BASKETBALL i was six. Two all,
Right i've issued the, challenge hefty. Lefty now's the. Time
get on a, scale prove that you're two. Fifty do.
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Now aside from talking About Drew summers and how there's
no way he weighs two hundred and fifty. Pounds we'll
continue that discussion. Later But David Lee, roth he Of Van,
halen formerly Of Van, Halen David Lee roth is a
really bad singer and is so bad in, fact that
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he may actually be worse Than Vince. Neil already gotten
board kind of ripping On Vince neil because it's been
going on for so, long the difference being That Vince
neil was never a good singer AND dlr at least
was a respectable singer at one, POINT i, mean quit decent.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Enough Vince neil.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Was never a good. Singer now he's just god. Awful
it's embarrassing how Bad vince. Is and now he's fat
and he just looks horrible on stage and he's like
he's struggling to breathe up. There But David Lee roth
may actually be worse Than Vince. Neil and people are
posting videos from the shows these like he's on a
tour right now and they're taking videos of how bad
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he sounds and posting. Them and there was one woman
who filmed herself at The David Lee roth show and
then Filmed David Lee, roth and she's basically, saying what
the hell AM i doing? Here why DID i waste this?
MONEY i hear Is David Lee, roth present, day leather,
clad tiny little acorn poking out of the front of
his pleather. Pants if you go to this show having
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heard this, audio then you get what you. Deserve it's
like me WHEN i go to To Motley. CRUE i
know That vince, sucks BUT i continue to go See
Motley crue BECAUSE i love. It SO i, go but
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Comes oh all, right so let me ask you, This
who is the worst singer you've ever seen in? Concerts
more than likely it's going to be someone who used
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to be. Great then you went to see a show
kind of in present day and they are. Awful my
Is Bobby kimball Of. Toto and this is a weird.
Story don't ask me how these things. Happen but my
dad threw himself a fiftieth birthday, party all, Right he
threw himself a fiftieth birthday, party And Bobby kimball was
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one of the performers at my dad's fiftieth birthday, party
the former lead singer Of.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Toto he Sang. Africa he was like the voice of
some of their biggest.
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Hits, Okay AND i Heard Bobby kimball and he had
jet black dyed hair and a dyed, Mustache like he
looked like someone Who like he looked like the evil
cousin character of a of a character on A tv
show Like Oh It's dias hair. Black he looked like
When John stamos played his own cousin On Full. House
he looked Like. Stavros, okay he had jet black hair
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and a jet black. Mustache and it was the Worst
i'd ever. Heard and a lot of these eighties guys
just burned out and their voices crashed and they just
don't sound good. Anymore so like who AM i thinking?
Of Tom kiefer, said sounds. Terrible there are a lot
of guys that don't sound. Good on the flip, Side
Sammy hagar is damn near eighty and sounds. INCREDIBLE i
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mean for an eighty year old. Dude so all, right
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Wheels fine at eight oh, three going on eight oh,
Four josh innnieshow Grief teen's. Friends glad you're hanging out with.
Us we were talking about artists that you've seen recently
that are. Terrible we were playing The David Lee roth.
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Audio it's all over the, internet it's all over social.
Media David Lee roth is A joe and you compare that,
AGAIN i go back To, sammy who's one of my
favorite artists of all. TIME i Love Sammy hagar everything
about in his, vibe the. MUSIC i Love Van hagar
more THAN i Love Van. Hayley but he sounds. Great
guy's almost, eighties pushing eighty and sounds phenomenal for a
guy that's pushing. Eighty David Lee roth sounds terrible for
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anyone of any.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Age he's.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Awful who is somebody that you have seen recently that
you were blown away by how bad they? Are Hello.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Wheels Sebastian bach last.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Summer oh actually it was early this.
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Summer old, boy it was.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Bad oh, boy old.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Boy, indeed, SEE i haven't seen Skid row so, WELL
i guess technically he's not Skid. Row Lizzie hale actually
toured with Skid row for a little bit and it was.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Awesome Lizzie, hale.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Wonderful i've never Seen Sebastian bach, though SO i don't
know How Sebastian bach's, ounds but it makes sense that
guys of that, era hair metal era that didn't take
great care of themselves would just sound. Terrible and a
lot of those guys were hitting those high, notes LIKE
i brought Up Tom keefer Of, cinderella like these guys
that were doing things that there is just no way
you can continue to do. Them, so if you want
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ZERO i See Mick.
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Jagger on the text. Line does mix sound? Bad one
of my great regrets about year. AGO a little over
a year, ago WHEN i was still In Saint, louis
The stones were playing a, show like a small, show
what at a? Stadium it was at an amphitheater in The.
OZARKS i think are somewhere around Maybe, Branson. Missouri, okay this,
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big beautiful new, facility AND i had tickets AND i
could have, gone BUT i had to go to a
damn wedding In. Chicago So i've never seen The. STONES
i can't imagine mix sounds that. Bad Look i'll take
your word for it BECAUSE i haven't seen. Him BUT
i can't imagine mickus nearly as bad AS dlr or
as bad As. Vince but if you want to get in,
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Stuff we are loaded with good. STUFF i have discovered
the greatest name for an athlete in all of. SPORTS
i discovered this this. Weekend this name is. Fantastic we'll do.
That And i'm still trying to find out how Much
Drew summers actually weighs one oh six point seven D royd's.
Wheels Josh innis Show Howdy. Sports So Bryce underwood is
(30:37):
going to be named the starting quarterback for The wolverines
with twelve point five, million you would think that would
be a. Lock twelve point five million over four. Years
they take on The New Mexico lobos this weekend seven
point thirty in The big. Count Bryce underwood is not
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short on, confidence.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Honestly just to check it where you, know they seen
a lot of, freshers BUT i feel like nobodys saying
a freshman like, me so well we'll.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
See, Well i've never seen a freshman making twelve point
five million. DOLLARS i don't think. So at least we
got that going for, us which is. Nice other, stuff
things are going pretty well for The tigers right, now
despite losing yesterday ten, eight and Despite Jack flaherty being.
TERRIBLE aj, says, hey all things, considered things are going pretty.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Good good homestand well played across the. Board could have
played a little bit better today to hopefully get.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It we could have.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
A perfect homestand but two series. Wins whether it was
because we lost To day because of the little bit
of execution or a little bit of of not having
a zero at the right, time credit to them for
salvaging the.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Game we'll see him in a. Series, well you didn't
lose because of a lack of, execution, MAN i guess
technically every time you mess up it could be considered
a lack of. Execution you lost Because jack flaherity, Sucked
AND i get The you can't just come out and, say, hey,
oh by the, Way Jack flerity, sucked but the guy
gave up eight. Runs you lost because your starter gave
up eight. Runs your offense scored eight. Runs you lost
(32:12):
Because Jack, flarity who was coming off the best start
of his. CAREER i, ARGUEMENT i, say not the best
of his, career but the best of his time here In,
detroit the best of this, season. Certainly coming off the
best game he's, had he then follows it up with
one of the worst going into the. Playoffs and that's
where we're going. Here there's no losing the. Division they've bounced,
back they're getting in and they might end up having
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a buye who's getting the ball in game two after
Schoobl riddle, me this is It? Flarity probably? NOT i,
mean it's probably gonna Be Casey. Miiz ALTHOUGH aj does
Love Charlie, morton and if you're looking for a positive
In Charlie, morton that dude has pitched in some big
time playoff, Games World series. Games of course some of
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those were years, ago but we shall. See lions have
cut down day coming. Up got to get the roster
from ninety one to fifty three by four o'clock. Tomorrow
it's looking Like Hendon hooker is going to be the
odd man out, Right, dan how.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Much development do you believe there?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Is all?
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Right because look we're talking About hooker right. Now how
much development do you believe there still? Is you, know
sometimes does the player need to change the.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Scenery if you're bringing up whether or not a player
needs a change of, SCENERY i feel like that player
is probably going to get a change of. Scenery he
sucked in the. Preseason Kyle allen was very. Good no
matter what whoever that backup. Is if you Lose Jared,
goff you're losing a lot of football. Games But Hendon
hooker was terrible for whatever the reasons may, be whether
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it be because he played with a bad offensive line
or whatever it, is he. Sucked he wasn't very. Good
Kyle allen. Excelled he's going to be the backup, quarterback
and it sounds like they're not going to keep a third.
Quarterback and there you have. It there's sports on The
Josh Inness. Show the best name, ever the coolest sports
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name ever belongs to the starting quarterback At Western Kentucky.
University what is that man's? Name his name Is maverick,
mcgiver a combination of two of the Greatest american men
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of all, Time maverick from Top gun and mcgiver from. Mcgiver.
NOW i don't know if that's what he's named. After
and the last name is spelled differently than the other
mcgiver MCGIVER'S i think mci v o r is how
he spells mcgiver as opposed to you, know THE tv,
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mcgiver WHICH i think is mcg y v e. R
but do you think his parents knew when they did?
That they're, like, listen this kid's going to be. Badass
his name Is maverick. Mcgiver AND i feel like with
a name Like maverick mcg you have no other choice
in life but to be the starting quarterback for a.
College it's not really like a poor, name, Right Like
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i'm trying to think of other, things like you have
to be a. Badass you would be a failure of
a human if you weren't badass with a name Like maverick.
Mcgiver and, oh by the, way he is. Badass the
guy through for like four hundred yards in their first. Game,
now again It's Western. Kentucky they're Facing Sam Houston, state
so take that for what it. Is But maverick. Mcgiver
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is there a cooler sports name Than maverick. Mcgiver, now
there are wacky dumb sports, names you, know Like Dick,
trickle who's a guy or who's the kid that played
At there's a kid that played At Michigan state whose
last name was Sack, Rider Kyle. Sackrider, okay that's not
a cool. Name that's an unfortunate, name, Right, like there
are certain names that are, cool Like maverick, mcgiver and
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then there's unfortunate names Like Steve, schartz who pitched for The.
Phillies that's an unfortunate. Name there's badass. Names then there's unfortunate.
Names you, Know Kyle sackrider And Steve, schartz those are unfortunate.
Names but then there's cool ass names like Kool aid.
Mckinstree that's a cool. Name and you have to be
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good at. Something if your name is Kool aid. Mckinstree
to have a name that's that, unique you have to be.
Good like you can't be a guy like you can't
be a bank teller and be a Kool.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Aid you have to be a dude that's a baller at.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Football you can't be, uh you, know, uh The Coldest,
crawford that kid that went To, nebraska the Coldest. Crawford,
like the coldest cannot be the name of like your investment,
banker the guy that does your, taxes cannot be a
dude named Da coldest or a. Lawyer can't be the
coldest like the law offices of Like Smith jones and The.
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Coldest that doesn't work out that. Way you have to
be a baller ass athlete to be a guy named Da, coldest,
Right but with a name Like maverick, mcgever you've got
to be like. Badass you have to be knee deep
in poon and you have to be able to build
a bomb out of toothpicks and.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Bubblegum call The.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Josh Innis show now at eight seven seven nine eight
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Speaker 1 (37:07):
SIX i had an interesting. ENCOUNTER i guess it was On.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Saturday it's walking my Dog ross in the mean streets
Of Hazel. Park and you've ever been On JOHN R
And Hazel, park you know that they're like the lolly
ways behind all the, buildings all the, storefronts or the
lolly ways that we're cutting through. There AND i had
my dog's poop in a. Bag i'm a, look pick
up your dog's. Poop you are a monster if you
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don't pick up your dog's, poop and, honestly you deserve the.
GUILLOTINE i don't Think i'm over exaggerating WHEN i say
death is the only acceptable outcome for someone who doesn't
pick up their dogs. Poop, Okay i've told you. Before
i've used a sock to pick up my dog's, poop
AND i didn't have any, bags, like don't leave poop
in someone else's. Yard But i'm walking around with this
bag looking for a place to throw it, away AND
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i look into a little dumpster Because i'm seeing if
it's an actual garbage can or a recycling, Bin LIKE
i don't want to throw dog poop into a recycling.
Bin that would be. Dickish SO i kind of look
around and it looks like it might be recycling. Bin
SO i keep walking with the, poop and out of,
nowhere this old man emerges and he's wearing like a
road reflector, vest which he may be homeless for ALL i.
(38:17):
KNOW i don't, Know and he's behind one of these
buildings and he's kind of disheveled in the handy kind
of like a voice like, this and he, goes you're
looking to do some dumpster, diving like, no which he didn't.
Hear he just goes into a full on breakdown of his,
strategy the approach he takes as it relates to dumpster.
(38:39):
Diving SO i did not ask for any of this,
advice BUT i.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Was offered it.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Unsolicited guy, goes, well the first thing you need to
do is you got to go to the rich, neighborhoods,
Right you find good stuff. There and what you gotta
do is you gotta call. Ahead you gotta go to the,
library and you gotta call ahead and find out when
the garbage comes on those those days in those. Cities
and then he starts listing places THAT i should, consider
(39:04):
Like Sterling. Heights you want to go To Sterling heights
and you want to call and find when the garbage
comes and then show up the night before and dig through.
There then what you do is you find, treasures he, said.
Treasures you find. Treasures then you go back to the
library and you get On, eBay and then you sell
it and you make a lot of. Money. Cool sounds
(39:26):
like a, plan, Brother like he just started explaining his
whole business Strategy palica On Wheels josh And his. Show All, Right,
So Michael Pinnocks junior is the quarterback of The Atlanta.
Falcons All. Right played a couple games at the end
of last. Year he is their starting. Quarterback The falcons
were In dallas for a preseason. Game pennis didn't. Play
(39:48):
just to give you a little refresher On Michael. Pennox,
obviously his last name is one letter away from being
the word, penis and a news outlet a couple weeks
ago actually put up the word penis for his. Name
it Said Michael Penis. Junior, okay So i'm going to
guess that for this guy's whole, life he's probably gotten
that from people. Anyway, Right like my name Is Josh.
(40:10):
Ennis people call me Josh anis if they don't like.
Me it's extremely. Clever i've been Called Josh. PENIS i
Mean i've gotten them. All, okay SO i get it
people being super clever with your. Name so a guy
at The cowboys game on their way out there was
in one of those situations where there's the field level
suites near the, tunnel so some guys sitting there and
(40:33):
he has an interaction With Michael. Pennox now the audio
is a little low, here BUT i think you're going
to get the basic. Gist it's possible that two people
involved in a heckling situation both handled it very. Well
this is the, Situation.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Michael Michael penis all.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Right.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
NOW i don't know how much of that you can.
HEAR i know it's a little. Tough it's easier with the.
Video but There's Michael. Pinnox he's walking to the locker
room and the guy Yells Michael penis all. Right which,
look a lot of guys will say a lot of
stuffed to, athletes but in a lot of instances they'll
back down when the guy walks. Over So pinnix walks
over and he, goes what'd you say to? Me and
in that, situation the coward could have, gone, oh, no,
(41:20):
bro it just a.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Joke, WHATEVER i love, you.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Bro instead he actually repeated what he, said WHICH i.
RESPECT i respect. That if you're gonna call the Guy Michael,
penis when he approaches, you he, say, HEY i called
You Michael. Penis, now in that, situation every Headline i've
read about this says that he angrily confronted a. Heckler,
Actually pinnix handled it so. Well he just walked over
to him and, goes It's pinnix and then walks.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Away it wasn't angry.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Like it's possible that this that two people involved in A.
Heckling the Heck old and The heckler both handled the
situation extremely, well so good on. Them, Michael, Yeah Michael,
penix he goes It's penix and then. BOOM i like
(42:09):
that both parties handled the situation. Well, well well done
everybody involved in the Lame penis.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Jokes, OH i know you got your own.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Problems but tonight The tigers play at ten oh five In. Sacramento,
LIKE i, understand time zones are, weird, right AND i
understand that if you're over In sacramento that game starts
at seven oh, five when most baseball games. Start But
i'm not going to stay up and watch a baseball
game at ten.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
O'clock AND i got to be up.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
At four in the, morning, Right Like i've heard The
West coast people bitching about the fact that THE nba
is starting this new thing this year where like certain
games are going to start at like eleven O'clock eastern
time to try to accommodate The western time zone or
The West coast time. Zone and these people are, bitching
like nobody wants to watch a game at seven o'clock
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because these guys used to see in most of their
sports over like that was the coolest part about going
To vegas is if you're In vegas and your sports
betting virtually every game because most games are in The
central Time zone or in The, east like these games
are over at like seven.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
O'clock you have the whole night to do.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Whatever But i'm going to watch a baseball game at
ten oh five, tonight a baseball game against a bad as,
team a baseball game that's being played in a minor
league stadium at ten o'clock tonight With schoogle. Going so
you've got one of the you've got the guy who's
going to win the Cy young or should win the
Cy young going, tonight and that game is at ten
o'clock at night in The east time. ZONE i was
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never the guy that bitched about, this because you, know
very rarely IF i lived in The eastern time. Zone
only one other time HAVE i done THAT tho was
In philadelphia ten years. Ago so NORMALLY i don't bitch
about these. Things but damn, IT i want to watch
schooble pitch, tonight And i'm getting screwed out of that
because the damn game's at ten.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
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All right six oh five. Welcome man, it is the
Josh Innis Show. I am Josh. Nice weekend, amazing weather,
cold beer, good bourbon, great football, Hey, great baseball as well.
I also am on a quest to find a guy.
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So on Friday I went to Cozy Lounge in Hazel Park.
It's what I do on Fridays. Friday, me and my
wife we go, We watch the Tigers, and I drink
a lot of beer. My issue is when I when
I go to bars, I drink a lot more than
I drink at home. I think it's just because it
goes down faster, big cubs, gulp, gulp, It's gone, and
before you know it, I'm pretty hammered. But there's a
(00:56):
guy who was celebrating his fiftieth birthday at Cozy Lounge.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I don't know his name.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
All I know is they had cake and they had
a big party, a surprise birthday party for this dude
who turned fifty. And they had a cake and one
of the cakes was shaped like a five and one
of them was shaped like a zero celebrating his fiftieth birthday.
And by the time I rolled out a Cozy Lounge
at eleven thirty midnight, whenever it was I left Cozy Lounge, I,
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honest to God, have no clue.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I don't even.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Recall leaving Cozy Lounge. I had way too much. I
had tons. But on the way out there were pieces
of cake just sitting on the bar, so I helped
myself to one, and then two and then three.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
It was a delicious cake.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
And as I walked out, I saw the party and
the guys were like, eh, I go, hey, great cake, guys,
and they're like, I like the cake. And I don't
remember the guy's name. I don't know that I ever
heard the guy's name. If it was you at Cozy
Lounge on Friday night celebrating your fiftieth birthday, thank you
for the cake. It was delicious. Also, we say hello
(02:07):
to a guy by the name of Tom Fudge. I
don't know if that's his actual name or if that's
just what he goes by on Facebook. But on the
WLLZ Facebook page, I asked you the listeners to pick
the rock to loaded song to get us kicked off
on this Monday. Something that gets your blood pumping, something
that gives you a good kick in the crotch. Well,
(02:28):
Tom Fudge suggested this one. So you saw yesterday the
Tigers lost ten to eight to Kansas City. Interesting game
because Jack Flaherty started out very well. In fact, he
retired the first eight batters he faced. Then with two
(02:48):
outs in the third, the next seven dudes reach base.
Six dudes would score single, double, single, homer, sing double double,
and by the time the inning ended it was six
to one.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
But the Tigers fought back.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Took the lead, then blew the lead and eventually lost
the game. But the story is Jack Flaherty. Because the
Tigers pretty much have the Division one. They're now ten
and a half games up on Kansas City, twelve and
a half up on the guard Indians, so they've got
the division.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
They're not gonna blow it.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
But Jack Flaherty gave up eight runs, ten hits, and
they had to leave him in for two more innings
because they wanted to rest the bullpit. And AJ talks
about Flarity's outing.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
He got a little unlucky at the end. I thought
he didn't execute.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
He executed early, then he didn't execute, then he did
a good job settling back in, and then he got
a little unlucky at the end.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
You can tell me about getting unlucky in the end
if you'd like. Homeboy gave up eight earned runs, so
unlucky unschmuncky. It doesn't matter. He got his ass kicked.
And as it stands now, the biggest thing you have
to look to if you're the who's going to be
your number two starter behind Trek scouble. While I was
(04:04):
drunk at the Cozy Lounge on Friday, I tweeted Tiger's
rotation Trek scooble bum bum bum. Now that might be
a bit of an exaggeration, and it is an exaggeration.
But do you trust Jack Flaherty to take the ball
in game two of a series?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Because I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Do you trust Casey miz He might be your best option.
Do you trust Charlie Morton or Chris Paddock? No, but
ten and a half up. They have time to figure
that out. What was interesting, though, is that Flarity coming
off his best outing arguably of the year, now for
his worst outing of the year.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's too inconsistent.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Lions wrap up the preseason. They've got to whittle the
roster down from ninety one to fifty three by four
o'clock tomorrow. It's looking like Kyle Allen's going to be
the backup quarterback, and the question is whether or not
they sever ties with Hindon Hooker and Bryce Underwood will
reportedly be named the starter Michigan, and he should because
he's making twelve point five million dollars over four years
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and it's the biggest recruit they've had in a million
years at Michigan, So you would think he'd be the starter.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Big Blue opens.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Up against uh, New Mexico on Saturday, seven thirty. So
New Mexico. Anybody knows the New Mexico mascot? Anyone? Anyone?
Are they the Lobos? I think so? All right, more
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universe if you'd like, we would love it. Dion Sanders,
who is the coach of the Colorado Buffaloes, was dealing
with cancer. Guys had a rough go. But he's like
missing some toes I think now and stuff. Like he's
had some issues, but money is not one of them.
(06:31):
He's paid very well to be the coach of Colorado
and now he has an endorsement deal with Depends. Dion
Sanders is the spokesperson for Adult Diapers And at first
I thought of this and I'm like, well, that's I
would never do that, Like when I walk around the store,
like when you were over in like the medical stuff.
(06:51):
You don't like to say You're at Walmart and you're
over by the pharmacy and like you're picking up some
Adville or something and you end up in the road
that has all the you know, the adult and you
see these dudes standing there in these adult diapers, and
you're like, God, I'd never do that. But I wonder
how much Dion Sanders is getting paid. And then I
realized I'm a dummy, because of course I would do
(07:13):
it if somebody came up to.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Me and paid me.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
If someone paid me one thousand dollars to put on
an adult diaper, I would. But like Dion Sanders, one
of the coolest dudes on the planet, Prime all that
is now pimpot adult diapers, Like life comes at you
in a weird way, like can you imagine I don't know,
thirty years ago, thirty some five years ago, and Dion
(07:35):
Sanders is like playing a World Series game and an
NFL game in the same day, as I taken a
helicopter from one to the other, like a playoff baseball
game to an NFL game. He's the coolest dude on
the planet. Like now he's wearing adult diapers. I don't know,
he's not wearing them, but he's speaking on behalf of them, like, hey,
(07:58):
it's coach Prime for adult diapers. Do you poop yourself?
And I tell myself that I would never actually do that,
But then you gotta think the dion's gotta be making
like what a million bucks? Five hundred thousand bucks, half
a mill, a mill over a mill like you have
to think. Normally the lead vocalist for Night Ranger would
be Jack Blades, but on that one, it's the drummer
(08:20):
Kelly Keegey. It's sister Christian Josh in his show. All right,
here's what we got coming up. Obviously seven o'clock hour,
Grill's gone wild. You want that badass grill? You want
fifty bucks to Kroger. You need to keep listening in sports,
will keep you posted on any of the cuts coming
from the Lions. There's nobody that's you know, a giant
cut potential. But is Hendon Hooker gonna stay around or
(08:42):
did they waste that third round pick. We'll get you
some updates on that. And David Lee Roth may actually
be a worse singer than Vince Neil.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
You'll hear audio that coming up.
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WLLZ Detroit's weel have to buy an extra seat if
you have like your fat spilling over into other seats
and bothering other.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
People, which again I put myself in the category of
fat because, based on the body mass index, which is
a farce, I am morbidly obese. So, like I look
at myself, I'm a fat guy. Like I'm a big dude.
I'm like six three, three hundred something pounds. According to
the body mass index, I fall into the same category
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as the people who are six hundred pounds and have
to be airlifted from their home. I'm gonna go on
a crusade to have them change the body mass index,
because that doesn't make a lick of sense. So Southwest
Airlines used to have this customer of size policy that
allowed plus sized travelers to secure extra seating without upfront costs. Well,
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beginning in January of next year, passengers who cannot fit
comfortably within one seat will be required to purchase an
additional seat in advance, with refunds only granted under s
stricter conditions. According to the new policy, Look, I'm uncomfortable
flying a lot of the time. I'm tall and I'm fat.
I feel bad if i feel like I'm leaning into
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somebody else or whatever. Imagine being like four hundred, five
hundred pounds and like you're just spilling over into multiple seats.
Flying's a horrible process. Flying is the absolute worst, unless
you're you know, like an athlete or something, or someone
that flies a private jet or something like that. But
flying is a horrible situation. It is uncomfortable, and I
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know that it saves you time from driving, like if
you're making a you know, fly four hours or drive
fifteen hours, obviously you want to fly.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
But the whole flying process sucks.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And speaking of people who suck on flights, it's not
just fatties that you know, have their roles fall over
into your seat, but it's also the uh, the people
who try to get off the plane before everyone, like
they're in the last row, and they try to get
up and try to slither through all of you, like
where they need to be is the most important place.
Screw you pal stay in the back like you're not
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gonna get anywhere, but people stand up immediately and try
to like cut through people.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
You're the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Flying is just a whore, And then you're stuck in
the airport and and then everything's expensive in the airport.
Flying is the worst. Traveling is the worst. I just
want to stay at home. AnyWho welcome to Monday. Everybody
it's a good Monday. Unless you're you know, four hundred
five hundred pounds and you want to fly southwest, it's
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gonna cost you a little bit more. Wa one on
six point seven Detroit's Wheels, Josh Ennis Joe got a
text message here that says, that's not nice to talk
about fat people and flying in Southwest. That was not nice.
First of all, I myself am fat, so I can
talk about other fat people. That's number one. Those are
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the rules. Number two, Flying's not for everyone. If you
have to buy two seats to fit comfortably on an airplane,
you are probably too fat to fly. And that's okay.
Flying's not for everyone. Look, I was too fat to
ride fly to the Hippogriff at the Wizarding World of
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Harry Potter in Florida. I sat on it and they
were trying to like force me into this thing, and
they're like, we think we can get you in. I'm like, eh,
I don't think I'm gonna do that. I was gonna
get off of the flight of the Hippogriff now and
I'm gonna go stand over here where.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
They keep the butter beer sports.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
So the Lions are in cutdown mode and they have
to get the roster down to fifty three by tomorrow
at four pm. There aren't a ton of big issues
on the team. It seems like Hendon Hooker's days are numbered.
The backup quarterback is going to be Kyle Allen, and
there's a lot of debate of keeping Hendon Hooker around,
but it's probably not worth it. One of the biggest stories, though,
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is rookie Isaac Tesla. The rookie receiver has been outstanding.
The long haired, freaky receiver has ten receptions, one hundred
and forty six yards and three touchdowns, and the sign
says he's going to be an impact player, right Dan, You.
Speaker 6 (13:17):
Know, he just continues to get better and better and
every time he makes a play, every time he does something,
you gain the trust of everybody around you, the coaches,
but also your teammates that are watching also.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
The Tigers lost ten to eight yesterday, but they took
two out of three from Kansas City. They're up ten
and a half on the Royals. Jack Flarity probably sucks,
if we're being fair. He's coming off the best outing
of the season and he followed it up with the
worst outing of the season. He probably isn't very good.
His era is damn near five. Jack Flerity is not
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the answer. But here's the problem we're running into with
the Tigers as they get ready for the postseason, and
they're going to make the playoffs, they're going to win
the division, and hell they may have bye, so they're
in good shape there. The problem we run into is
that after Trek Scooble, the rest of the rotation is
either mediocre, sort of okay, or terrible. That's the scary part.
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The rotation after Schooble is ugh meh. I think meh
is a good word for it. And think about this.
Jack Flaherty, coming off the best start of the year,
retired the first eight batters he faced in the game yesterday.
Then the next seven batters went single double, single homer,
single double double, and they scored six runs in the third.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
And then Jack just had.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
To eat it for a couple innings because they didn't
want to get to the bullpen. So my man still
went five, gave up two more runs, gave up eight
total in the game, and was terrible. And finally, Bryce
Underwood is going to be the starting quarterback at UM
and he is not short of confidence. He talks about
what he looking forward to most in this season.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Honestly, just a shock to where you know, they seen
a lot of fresh's bathter, like nobody saying a freshman
like me.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
So would it really be shocking the world if Michigan
was good, if the Wolverines were good and this guy
was good, would that really shocked the world. Like like
all these athletes want to paint this picture like, oh,
we're gonna shock the world. It's like they have to
hype themselves up. Like if we beat Riff, that would
be shocking the world.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
If I beat David Shock, that would be shocking.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
A guy getting paid twelve and a half million dollars
to play quarterback at Michigan being good would not shock
the world. It would be shocking if he sucked. That
is not shocking the world. Oh boy, we're in a
big school that's got a ton of money to spend
and we just stole this quarterback from LSU for twelve
million over four years. Ah, but we're gonna shock the world.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Honestly, just a shocked to where you know, they seen
a lot of freshmans bathter.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
They nobodys in their freshman like.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Me, so shocked the world.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
You say, Josh Ennis Show, I have a new hero,
and my new hero is Drew Summers. He is the
new fat left handed reliever for the Tigers. And again,
I'm fat. I can call people fat, that's the way
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it works. My man is six foot three, two hundred
and fifty pounds. That is a lie. And you know
it's a lie, Drew Summers. You do not weigh two
hundred and fifty pounds. I here's a challenge because I
am six foot two and I weighed last time I
got on a scale, I weighed three hundred and twenty
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one pounds. I've probably lost a little bit because I'm
on that munjaro again, thank you Jesus. I cheat to
lose my weight, and I don't care. Some people run
and lift weights, not this guy. I put a little
needle in my stomach and fam I lose weight.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
I have a challenge.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I want to implement a or issue a challenge to
Drew Summers. And I say this with all due respect
because I like you.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
You're a hero to fatties everywhere.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
You're a regular Boomer Wells or Bartolo Cologne. You're a
hero to the fatties.
Speaker 6 (17:15):
And the like.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Look, I admire you, but this is a challenge. And
I'm throwing down the gauntlet to Drew Summers right now
because I'm looking at his Baseball reference page and it
says he's sixty three, two hundred and fifty pounds. And
if you guys haven't seen Drew Summers, look him up.
It's Drew s m m ers. There is no way
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that this guy weighs two hundred fifty pounds. If you
look at me, I weigh three hundred and twenty pounds
and he and I are similar. There is no way
that dude isn't over three bills. There's no way. I'm
looking at pictures of Drew Summers right now. This this
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dude is hefty and he's a hero. I'm saying this
with all due respect. I'm saying it with peace and
love because you're my guy. You're my new favorite player,
Drew Summers, and I hope you stay around forever. He's
got a go tea like he looks like a late
nineties country singer. He's got a go tea and he's
really fat. There's no way this guy only weighs two
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hundred fifty pounds. Tell me if you think I'm wrong,
you can text text the word josh in your message
to five five nine five seven zero or seven n
What the hell is the text number? I forgot the
text line. It is five nine five seven zero. I'll
get it eventually. Text the word joshing your message to
five nine five seven zero or call eight seven seven
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nine eight eight one oh sixty seven. This is a challenge.
I'm issuing to Drew Summers will raise money for a charity.
I don't care what we have to do. I need
Drew Summers on a scale. There's no way that guy's
only two hundred fifty pounds. There's no way. I'm looking
at every picture on the Internet of old buddy here,
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no way got a nice I mean, look like he
might be the only human that still has a goatee,
like he and Bill Goldberg. Even Goldberg doesn't have a
goatee anymore. He's like fat Bill Goldberg. He's like a
large Goldberg. All right. So that's my challenge. I'm issuing
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to Drew Summers, and I say it with peace and love. Again, Drew,
I like you. I am on your side. I'm rooting
for you. It's good when the hefty guys. Bring it.
I like when you get a hefty lefty in there.
That's my that's my new affectionate name for you. You're
the hefty lefty. I need you to get on a scale.
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That is my challenge. If anybody has a contact with
Drew Summers eight seven, seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven, the hefty lefty himself, he doesn't wait two
hundred and fifty high. Weigh three hundred and twenty pounds.
We're about the same height because if he says he's
sixty three, he's probably more like six one or six two.
Everyone lies on the roster. When I was in high school,
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I was six' five playing, BASKETBALL i was six. Two all,
Right i've issued the, challenge hefty. Lefty now's the. Time
get on a, scale prove that you're two. Fifty do.
It this is the josh kin. Ishue well on six
point Seven Detroit. Wheels you're gonna have a chance to
qualify for that grill thanks To Rinaldi's sausage and win
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Now aside from talking About Drew summers and how there's
no way he weighs two hundred and fifty. Pounds we'll
continue that discussion. Later But David Lee, roth he Of Van,
halen formerly Of Van, Halen David Lee roth is a
really bad singer and is so bad in, fact that
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he may actually be worse Than Vince. Neil already gotten
board kind of ripping On Vince neil because it's been
going on for so, long the difference being That Vince
neil was never a good singer AND dlr at least
was a respectable singer at one, POINT i, mean quit decent.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Enough Vince neil.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Was never a good. Singer now he's just god. Awful
it's embarrassing how Bad vince. Is and now he's fat
and he just looks horrible on stage and he's like
he's struggling to breathe up. There But David Lee roth
may actually be worse Than Vince. Neil and people are
posting videos from the shows these like he's on a
tour right now and they're taking videos of how bad
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he sounds and posting. Them and there was one woman
who filmed herself at The David Lee roth show and
then Filmed David Lee, roth and she's basically, saying what
the hell AM i doing? Here why DID i waste this?
MONEY i hear Is David Lee, roth present, day leather,
clad tiny little acorn poking out of the front of
his pleather. Pants if you go to this show having
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heard this, audio then you get what you. Deserve it's
like me WHEN i go to To Motley. CRUE i
know That vince, sucks BUT i continue to go See
Motley crue BECAUSE i love. It SO i, go but
d L r sounds. Terrible let me see IF i
can find you another one here from Old Diamond. Dave
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what are these? Noises so he just dances, around looking terrible.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
All the way he's gonna, say Oh, god What.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Eric?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Comes oh all, right so let me ask you, This
who is the worst singer you've ever seen in? Concerts
more than likely it's going to be someone who used
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to be. Great then you went to see a show
kind of in present day and they are. Awful my
Is Bobby kimball Of. Toto and this is a weird.
Story don't ask me how these things. Happen but my
dad threw himself a fiftieth birthday, party all, Right he
threw himself a fiftieth birthday, party And Bobby kimball was
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one of the performers at my dad's fiftieth birthday, party
the former lead singer Of.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Toto he Sang. Africa he was like the voice of
some of their biggest.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Hits, Okay AND i Heard Bobby kimball and he had
jet black dyed hair and a dyed, Mustache like he
looked like someone Who like he looked like the evil
cousin character of a of a character on A tv
show Like Oh It's dias hair. Black he looked like
When John stamos played his own cousin On Full. House
he looked Like. Stavros, okay he had jet black hair
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and a jet black. Mustache and it was the Worst
i'd ever. Heard and a lot of these eighties guys
just burned out and their voices crashed and they just
don't sound good. Anymore so like who AM i thinking?
Of Tom kiefer, said sounds. Terrible there are a lot
of guys that don't sound. Good on the flip, Side
Sammy hagar is damn near eighty and sounds. INCREDIBLE i
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mean for an eighty year old. Dude so all, right
get in eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six,
seven or you can text the Word josh and your
message to five nine five seven. Zero tell me an
artist you have seen recently that you were blown away
by how bad they. Were you've GOT dlr who is monumentally?
Bad right? Now all, right tell me an artist that
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you've seen recently who is? Terrible eight one o six
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Wheels fine at eight oh, three going on eight oh,
Four josh innnieshow Grief teen's. Friends glad you're hanging out with.
Us we were talking about artists that you've seen recently
that are. Terrible we were playing The David Lee roth.
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Audio it's all over the, internet it's all over social.
Media David Lee roth is A joe and you compare that,
AGAIN i go back To, sammy who's one of my
favorite artists of all. TIME i Love Sammy hagar everything
about in his, vibe the. MUSIC i Love Van hagar
more THAN i Love Van. Hayley but he sounds. Great
guy's almost, eighties pushing eighty and sounds phenomenal for a
guy that's pushing. Eighty David Lee roth sounds terrible for
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anyone of any.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Age he's.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Awful who is somebody that you have seen recently that
you were blown away by how bad they? Are Hello.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Wheels Sebastian bach last.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Summer oh actually it was early this.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Summer old, boy it was.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Bad oh, boy old.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Boy, indeed, SEE i haven't seen Skid row so, WELL
i guess technically he's not Skid. Row Lizzie hale actually
toured with Skid row for a little bit and it was.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Awesome Lizzie, hale.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Wonderful i've never Seen Sebastian bach, though SO i don't
know How Sebastian bach's, ounds but it makes sense that
guys of that, era hair metal era that didn't take
great care of themselves would just sound. Terrible and a
lot of those guys were hitting those high, notes LIKE
i brought Up Tom keefer Of, cinderella like these guys
that were doing things that there is just no way
you can continue to do. Them, so if you want
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to get in text the Word josh in your message
to five nine five seven.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
ZERO i See Mick.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Jagger on the text. Line does mix sound? Bad one
of my great regrets about year. AGO a little over
a year, ago WHEN i was still In Saint, louis
The stones were playing a, show like a small, show
what at a? Stadium it was at an amphitheater in The.
OZARKS i think are somewhere around Maybe, Branson. Missouri, okay this,
(29:31):
big beautiful new, facility AND i had tickets AND i
could have, gone BUT i had to go to a
damn wedding In. Chicago So i've never seen The. STONES
i can't imagine mix sounds that. Bad Look i'll take
your word for it BECAUSE i haven't seen. Him BUT
i can't imagine mickus nearly as bad AS dlr or
as bad As. Vince but if you want to get in,
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text see if you're out, there text the Word josh
in your message to five nine five seven. ZERO a
singer you've seen recently who you were blown away by
how bad they? Are josh in your message to five
nine five seven, zero you can call eight seven seven
nine eight eight one oh six. Seven we've got sports
coming up also in this. Hour, oh we got some good.
(30:13):
Stuff we are loaded with good. STUFF i have discovered
the greatest name for an athlete in all of. SPORTS
i discovered this this. Weekend this name is. Fantastic we'll do.
That And i'm still trying to find out how Much
Drew summers actually weighs one oh six point seven D royd's.
Wheels Josh innis Show Howdy. Sports So Bryce underwood is
(30:37):
going to be named the starting quarterback for The wolverines
with twelve point five, million you would think that would
be a. Lock twelve point five million over four. Years
they take on The New Mexico lobos this weekend seven
point thirty in The big. Count Bryce underwood is not
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short on, confidence.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Honestly just to check it where you, know they seen
a lot of, freshers BUT i feel like nobodys saying
a freshman like, me so well we'll.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
See, Well i've never seen a freshman making twelve point
five million. DOLLARS i don't think. So at least we
got that going for, us which is. Nice other, stuff
things are going pretty well for The tigers right, now
despite losing yesterday ten, eight and Despite Jack flaherty being.
TERRIBLE aj, says, hey all things, considered things are going pretty.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Good good homestand well played across the. Board could have
played a little bit better today to hopefully get.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
It we could have.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
A perfect homestand but two series. Wins whether it was
because we lost To day because of the little bit
of execution or a little bit of of not having
a zero at the right, time credit to them for
salvaging the.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Game we'll see him in a. Series, well you didn't
lose because of a lack of, execution, MAN i guess
technically every time you mess up it could be considered
a lack of. Execution you lost Because jack flaherity, Sucked
AND i get The you can't just come out and, say, hey,
oh by the, Way Jack flerity, sucked but the guy
gave up eight. Runs you lost because your starter gave
up eight. Runs your offense scored eight. Runs you lost
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Because Jack, flarity who was coming off the best start
of his. CAREER i, ARGUEMENT i, say not the best
of his, career but the best of his time here In,
detroit the best of this, season. Certainly coming off the
best game he's, had he then follows it up with
one of the worst going into the. Playoffs and that's
where we're going. Here there's no losing the. Division they've bounced,
back they're getting in and they might end up having
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a buye who's getting the ball in game two after
Schoobl riddle, me this is It? Flarity probably? NOT i,
mean it's probably gonna Be Casey. Miiz ALTHOUGH aj does
Love Charlie, morton and if you're looking for a positive
In Charlie, morton that dude has pitched in some big
time playoff, Games World series. Games of course some of
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those were years, ago but we shall. See lions have
cut down day coming. Up got to get the roster
from ninety one to fifty three by four o'clock. Tomorrow
it's looking Like Hendon hooker is going to be the
odd man out, Right, dan how.
Speaker 6 (33:13):
Much development do you believe there?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Is all?
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Right because look we're talking About hooker right. Now how
much development do you believe there still? Is you, know
sometimes does the player need to change the.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Scenery if you're bringing up whether or not a player
needs a change of, SCENERY i feel like that player
is probably going to get a change of. Scenery he
sucked in the. Preseason Kyle allen was very. Good no
matter what whoever that backup. Is if you Lose Jared,
goff you're losing a lot of football. Games But Hendon
hooker was terrible for whatever the reasons may, be whether
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it be because he played with a bad offensive line
or whatever it, is he. Sucked he wasn't very. Good
Kyle allen. Excelled he's going to be the backup, quarterback
and it sounds like they're not going to keep a third.
Quarterback and there you have. It there's sports on The
Josh Inness. Show the best name, ever the coolest sports
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name ever belongs to the starting quarterback At Western Kentucky.
University what is that man's? Name his name Is maverick,
mcgiver a combination of two of the Greatest american men
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of all, Time maverick from Top gun and mcgiver from. Mcgiver.
NOW i don't know if that's what he's named. After
and the last name is spelled differently than the other
mcgiver MCGIVER'S i think mci v o r is how
he spells mcgiver as opposed to you, know THE tv,
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mcgiver WHICH i think is mcg y v e. R
but do you think his parents knew when they did?
That they're, like, listen this kid's going to be. Badass
his name Is maverick. Mcgiver AND i feel like with
a name Like maverick mcg you have no other choice
in life but to be the starting quarterback for a.
College it's not really like a poor, name, Right Like
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i'm trying to think of other, things like you have
to be a. Badass you would be a failure of
a human if you weren't badass with a name Like maverick.
Mcgiver and, oh by the, way he is. Badass the
guy through for like four hundred yards in their first. Game,
now again It's Western. Kentucky they're Facing Sam Houston, state
so take that for what it. Is But maverick. Mcgiver
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is there a cooler sports name Than maverick. Mcgiver, now
there are wacky dumb sports, names you, know Like Dick,
trickle who's a guy or who's the kid that played
At there's a kid that played At Michigan state whose
last name was Sack, Rider Kyle. Sackrider, okay that's not
a cool. Name that's an unfortunate, name, Right, like there
are certain names that are, cool Like maverick, mcgiver and
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then there's unfortunate names Like Steve, schartz who pitched for The.
Phillies that's an unfortunate. Name there's badass. Names then there's unfortunate.
Names you, Know Kyle sackrider And Steve, schartz those are unfortunate.
Names but then there's cool ass names like Kool aid.
Mckinstree that's a cool. Name and you have to be
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good at. Something if your name is Kool aid. Mckinstree
to have a name that's that, unique you have to be.
Good like you can't be a guy like you can't
be a bank teller and be a Kool.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Aid you have to be a dude that's a baller at.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Football you can't be, uh you, know, uh The Coldest,
crawford that kid that went To, nebraska the Coldest. Crawford,
like the coldest cannot be the name of like your investment,
banker the guy that does your, taxes cannot be a
dude named Da coldest or a. Lawyer can't be the
coldest like the law offices of Like Smith jones and The.
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Coldest that doesn't work out that. Way you have to
be a baller ass athlete to be a guy named Da, coldest,
Right but with a name Like maverick, mcgever you've got
to be like. Badass you have to be knee deep
in poon and you have to be able to build
a bomb out of toothpicks and.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Bubblegum call The.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Josh Innis show now at eight seven seven nine eight
eight one o.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
SIX i had an interesting. ENCOUNTER i guess it was On.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Saturday it's walking my Dog ross in the mean streets
Of Hazel. Park and you've ever been On JOHN R
And Hazel, park you know that they're like the lolly
ways behind all the, buildings all the, storefronts or the
lolly ways that we're cutting through. There AND i had
my dog's poop in a. Bag i'm a, look pick
up your dog's. Poop you are a monster if you
(37:32):
don't pick up your dog's, poop and, honestly you deserve the.
GUILLOTINE i don't Think i'm over exaggerating WHEN i say
death is the only acceptable outcome for someone who doesn't
pick up their dogs. Poop, Okay i've told you. Before
i've used a sock to pick up my dog's, poop
AND i didn't have any, bags, like don't leave poop
in someone else's. Yard But i'm walking around with this
bag looking for a place to throw it, away AND
(37:54):
i look into a little dumpster Because i'm seeing if
it's an actual garbage can or a recycling, Bin LIKE
i don't want to throw dog poop into a recycling.
Bin that would be. Dickish SO i kind of look
around and it looks like it might be recycling. Bin
SO i keep walking with the, poop and out of,
nowhere this old man emerges and he's wearing like a
road reflector, vest which he may be homeless for ALL i.
(38:17):
KNOW i don't, Know and he's behind one of these
buildings and he's kind of disheveled in the handy kind
of like a voice like, this and he, goes you're
looking to do some dumpster, diving like, no which he didn't.
Hear he just goes into a full on breakdown of his,
strategy the approach he takes as it relates to dumpster.
(38:39):
Diving SO i did not ask for any of this,
advice BUT i.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Was offered it.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Unsolicited guy, goes, well the first thing you need to
do is you got to go to the rich, neighborhoods,
Right you find good stuff. There and what you gotta
do is you gotta call. Ahead you gotta go to the,
library and you gotta call ahead and find out when
the garbage comes on those those days in those. Cities
and then he starts listing places THAT i should, consider
(39:04):
Like Sterling. Heights you want to go To Sterling heights
and you want to call and find when the garbage
comes and then show up the night before and dig through.
There then what you do is you find, treasures he, said.
Treasures you find. Treasures then you go back to the
library and you get On, eBay and then you sell
it and you make a lot of. Money. Cool sounds
(39:26):
like a, plan, Brother like he just started explaining his
whole business Strategy palica On Wheels josh And his. Show All, Right,
So Michael Pinnocks junior is the quarterback of The Atlanta.
Falcons All. Right played a couple games at the end
of last. Year he is their starting. Quarterback The falcons
were In dallas for a preseason. Game pennis didn't. Play
(39:48):
just to give you a little refresher On Michael. Pennox,
obviously his last name is one letter away from being
the word, penis and a news outlet a couple weeks
ago actually put up the word penis for his. Name
it Said Michael Penis. Junior, okay So i'm going to
guess that for this guy's whole, life he's probably gotten
that from people. Anyway, Right like my name Is Josh.
(40:10):
Ennis people call me Josh anis if they don't like.
Me it's extremely. Clever i've been Called Josh. PENIS i
Mean i've gotten them. All, okay SO i get it
people being super clever with your. Name so a guy
at The cowboys game on their way out there was
in one of those situations where there's the field level
suites near the, tunnel so some guys sitting there and
(40:33):
he has an interaction With Michael. Pennox now the audio
is a little low, here BUT i think you're going
to get the basic. Gist it's possible that two people
involved in a heckling situation both handled it very. Well
this is the, Situation.
Speaker 9 (40:46):
Michael Michael penis all.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Right.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
NOW i don't know how much of that you can.
HEAR i know it's a little. Tough it's easier with the.
Video but There's Michael. Pinnox he's walking to the locker
room and the guy Yells Michael penis all. Right which,
look a lot of guys will say a lot of
stuffed to, athletes but in a lot of instances they'll
back down when the guy walks. Over So pinnix walks
over and he, goes what'd you say to? Me and
in that, situation the coward could have, gone, oh, no,
(41:20):
bro it just a.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Joke, WHATEVER i love, you.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Bro instead he actually repeated what he, said WHICH i.
RESPECT i respect. That if you're gonna call the Guy Michael,
penis when he approaches, you he, say, HEY i called
You Michael. Penis, now in that, situation every Headline i've
read about this says that he angrily confronted a. Heckler,
Actually pinnix handled it so. Well he just walked over
to him and, goes It's pinnix and then walks.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Away it wasn't angry.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
Like it's possible that this that two people involved in A.
Heckling the Heck old and The heckler both handled the
situation extremely, well so good on. Them, Michael, Yeah Michael,
penix he goes It's penix and then. BOOM i like
(42:09):
that both parties handled the situation. Well, well well done
everybody involved in the Lame penis.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
Jokes, OH i know you got your own.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
Problems but tonight The tigers play at ten oh five In. Sacramento,
LIKE i, understand time zones are, weird, right AND i
understand that if you're over In sacramento that game starts
at seven oh, five when most baseball games. Start But
i'm not going to stay up and watch a baseball
game at ten.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
O'clock AND i got to be up.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
At four in the, morning, Right Like i've heard The
West coast people bitching about the fact that THE nba
is starting this new thing this year where like certain
games are going to start at like eleven O'clock eastern
time to try to accommodate The western time zone or
The West coast time. Zone and these people are, bitching
like nobody wants to watch a game at seven o'clock
(43:00):
because these guys used to see in most of their
sports over like that was the coolest part about going
To vegas is if you're In vegas and your sports
betting virtually every game because most games are in The
central Time zone or in The, east like these games
are over at like seven.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
O'clock you have the whole night to do.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Whatever But i'm going to watch a baseball game at
ten oh five, tonight a baseball game against a bad as,
team a baseball game that's being played in a minor
league stadium at ten o'clock tonight With schoogle. Going so
you've got one of the you've got the guy who's
going to win the Cy young or should win the
Cy young going, tonight and that game is at ten
o'clock at night in The east time. ZONE i was
(43:37):
never the guy that bitched about, this because you, know
very rarely IF i lived in The eastern time. Zone
only one other time HAVE i done THAT tho was
In philadelphia ten years. Ago so NORMALLY i don't bitch
about these. Things but damn, IT i want to watch
schooble pitch, tonight And i'm getting screwed out of that
because the damn game's at ten.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
O'clock Did josh in his show one six point seven
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