The Spite Beaver Theory

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Say Josh in his show on one two six point
seven Double Ullz Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
All right, welcome in six ah three, And it is
the Josh in this show. It is Josh and James
this morning. James, how you doing, Budah?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I feel like I've never left this place after the
nightmare I had after the show yesterday. And we'll have
to get into that. You had a flat tire. Yeah,
get a flat tire in downtown Detroit is not a
fun time, I could imagine.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
So thank you automotive manufacturers who decided to save a
few bucks by not putting spare tires and kits in
your vehicles anymore. Oh, yeah, that is true.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, then again, I guess in theory it should be
your responsibility.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
To get an extra tire. Right, Well, come on.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Like you put a spare tire into vehicles for how
many decades.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
And then all of a sudden like, oh wow, we
gotta we gotta cook costs. So let's let's take that away. Look,
I'm on your side. I'm just saying. I mean, it's
one of those things now where you have to be fair.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yes, it is my responsibility because it's not the first
flat that I had when I discovered I had no
spare so.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
There was knowledge. There was knowledge that I gained during
that experience that said maybe you should go by spare.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Eh, I've got one flat tire in ten years, So
overroll the dice and I get in within six months.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You know what used to be a pain in the
ass is getting the spare tire off of the car.
Like I drove a Dodge Ram before they were just rams,
it was Dodge Ram. I drove a Ram fifteen hundred
and I couldn't figure out how to get the tire
the extra tire from underneath, clicked together this long stick
and then put it through like the back of like
where the truck, where the the bumper is, and then

(01:37):
you'd spin.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It and it would lower.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah, like it.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
It was quite the contraption, like quite the mechanism to
get the spare tire.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
But it's fun figuring that out on the side of
a highway.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh yes, so so and back. The first flat tire
I ever had, I was seventeen years old. I was
in Pensacola, Florida, with a minor league baseball team.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I was their broadcaster.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Humble brag I guess a throwaway a little broadcast on
the internet only pack in the day to start somewhere.
It's two thousand and three internet only broadcast, right. So
I'm in Pensacola, Florida. I leave like a Bennigan's after
eating dinner. So I'm in like a Bennigan's and it's
pouring rain. I'm by myself and I get in the

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car and I noticed that it's like tires totally flat.
So I'm calling my dad early days of cell phones.
I'm like, Dad, what do I do? I don't know
what to do. He's like, damn it, Josh, go buy
I can't to fix the flat. I'm like, what the hell,
let's fix the flat. He's like, go to the gas station.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
They'll know it's everybody's first suggestion when you have a
flat tire, go get them fix the flat.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
But then there's the other people that their response will be, Oh,
you're going to piss off the tire people to get
all to fix the flat out? Yes, Like what am
I supposed to do that? Like?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I have no choice.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So I rode on the rim to a gas station,
like it feels like I was on a carriage, like
a horse drawn carriage on cobblestone. And then I go
in and and it's freaky because like you're seventeen, I've
no idea what to do it. They should teach kids
in high school, middle school, even how to change tires.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I agree, I agree. I believe that we.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Should be led teaching kids like legit things they can use,
like chole mag life skills. Life skills are your taxes correct?
You know what doesn't matter like pe at the end
of the day, playing basketball and p doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Advanced calculus, Advance calculus. That was my class, and I
was like, why am I here French?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Like, if you want to learn tash, great, go learn
French four years plus three semesters in college.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I took four years of French as well.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Don't remember any all I say fromage geese, jum uphill, Josh,
you know, pardon suet, come from babu, p wow, it's
even that's pretty much better than me. All I remember
is that from memory. Couldn't tell you what it means,
but I just remember it because I had to have
to watch these videos. Our French class was watching this.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I forgot what the character was, but we had to
watch this cartoon all the time in French class, and
like why do you need to take French or Spanish?
Just go learn how to cook, Go learn how to
change a tire, Go learn how to change the car battery,
do woodworking. Yeah, but no, of course we don't do
that because we've put kids in French and then have
them learn how to do things on YouTube. That's the

(04:18):
ultimate educator area at the moment too, in the moment
like you don't know until you're like, damn it, I
got to change the tire.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
So you go to YouTube like how do I change
the tire? It's the first host they go to.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Now, all right, so it is the Joshennis Show. I
watched the Ossie documentary last night.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
It was emotional.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, it was good. Speaking of Ozzie. Let's get rocked
and loaded with Ozzy right now. Let's do that to
kick off your morning. Let's wake your ass up this morning.
Also coming up, we have to get you qualified for
the Tampa Mayo Challenge that's coming up at about seven
oh five ish. We've got to get you into the
Toolbox Party. Your first chance is at eight twenty five,

(04:52):
then at nine.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Five prizes have gotten even better. Oh they have yes, Oh,
I haven't seen.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't see this. I don't know the official word
is out, but I heard all prizes.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
I've got you all.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You're gonna want to be at this party on November
eighth at Hollywood Casino at Greek Town. We're gonna get
you in at eight twenty five and nine to twenty
five two day. Oh and also one thousand dollars at
nine oh five.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
WHOA are you kidding me? We'll do sports here.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
In just a sec. But right now it's called I
don't want to stop. Ozzie, turn it up lound and
get rocked and loaded. We are the Motor City's wheels.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Whateo six point seven WLLC Detroit's wheels, the Josh Innes Show.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Sports.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
All right, let's see here.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
First things first, Lions and Bucks on Monday Monday Night
football over at Ford Field, and it's a.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Real sexy matchup.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Although there's a lot of injuries in this game, the
secondary injuries mixed with SUSPEC. That's an issue for the Lions.
And basically every good receiver, every good pass catcher for
the Bus is not playing or is expected to not play.
You may get Mike Evans for the Bucks maybe, but

(06:13):
you're not gonna get Chris Godwin. You may not get
a Mecca at Buka. You're probably not gonna get a
Buka who's been incredible. So a ton of weapons that
Baker Mayfield likes to play with will not be playing.
That said, he didn't have those weapons this past week
either and beat San Francisco, so and he had my
hopes up.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
And then it reminded me of that. It's like, oh, well,
the thing.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
About Baker is man. Baker is bawling right now. We'll
talk more about Baker in another Sports Up day. But
he's been just a beast. He's i think third in
the MVP voting right now. The odds are it's not
the voting, it's the MVP odds. He is third currently
in the MVP odds. Crazy what to come back to
through of that guy's having I know, I mean, the
guy was a cluster bleap of a human and a

(06:56):
mess and bouncing around from place to place and now
he's the King of Tan and they're amazing and they're
fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
So it is truly a combo.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Of things that are gonna You're gonna see in this
game because Lion's secondary is decimated. Wide receiver Cord decimated
for Tampa. So if there's a time for your secondary
to be dealing with issues, it's facing the team that's
gonna be without maybe it's four top pass catchers.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
So there's that. You know that Brian Branch, he's dealing
with his issue.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
And you've seen videos all week and I had like
my bought like Tony has sent me videos or boss
Tony of like, hey to just see what led to
him getting pissed off at Juju Smith Shuester, Did you
see what caused it?

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Like yeah, yeah, and that sucks, but they're not gonna
punish him for that.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
And then like not, like do you think you're gonna
get away with it what you did? So, and that's
essentially what Dan Campbell had to say about Brian Branch
and retaliation.

Speaker 6 (07:54):
You know, it doesn't matter what led to it. We
all know it's no different than you drove down the
road and something happened on the highway, Right, you can't
take out your aggression on somebody else. Can't cross that line.
Our players know that Brian knows it. You know he's fine.
You know he'll learn from this and be better. Listen,

(08:14):
he's he's an outstanding young man, he really is. And
he's got a big heart. And he made a mistake
and he'll learn from it.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
He's got a giant heart, he does. The Red Wings
are at home tonight. They will take on the Florida Panthers.
The Wings two and one to start the year. So
head on over to LCA and see the Red Wings tonight.
And that is sports. This is gonna sound ridiculous. I
was gonna say who won the baseball game last night?
But I know it was the Dodgers. The Dodger would

(08:44):
be the Brewers last night. I think the final was
five to one. I dozed off and forgot to look.
Do we really care who won the baseball game last night?
Are the Tigers still in it?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
No?

Speaker 3 (08:52):
So who cares. I don't care if the Dodgers win.
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
If the Brewers win. I don't care if the Mariners win.
I don't care if the Toronto Blue Jays the Tigers
aren't there. I've stopped watching baseball. I've not watched one
second of these baseball games.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
It's over for me.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Have documentaries to correct. It's Ozzy documentary. See King of
the Hill episode listen ahead. I think there's a new
episode today in Beavison. But those are the things I
focus on midweek when there's no big time football happening,
and certainly no Tiger's happening. I'm not gonna waste my
time watching the Big Dumper, and I'm not gonna watch
my waste my time watching the Brewers. I don't care

(09:29):
who wins or loses these baseball games. Baseball season is over.
Screw you, Baseball, Thank you so, Josh.

Speaker 7 (09:35):
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Speaker 3 (09:43):
Rocks ask not what y'all Andre can do? I missed
that fear itself? Okay, sorry, I missed the initial part
of it. I got your historical quotes wrong.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yes I did, well, I was. I jumped the gun
on it. Anyway, It's the Joshennis Show. Hello, you have
a chance to go to the tool box. Podyta November eighth,
Hollywood Casino, Greek Town. Oh yeah, over twenty thousand dollars

(10:17):
and prizes up for grabs, manly prizes. I've heard they're
adding a big screen TV. Oh boy, a PS five
A PS five A smoker? Wait, oh god, I want
to win all these things. Now, I know when I've
heard someone hooked me up with a smoker, I've been
trying to get another one. I used to smoke meat
regularly because it's my thing. I heard that about you,

(10:39):
and yes you have, and I don't have a smoker,
and now I want one. Can they find one for me?
Cody and Casey find me a smoker? Damn it.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Maybe we can be the plus two of some other
winner and we can be eligible. We just maybe have
to wear like a bandito mask so they don't recognize them.
So here's what I am actually thinking of. I'm going
to go deeper than that.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
What I'm gonna do is if somebody wins that someone's
going to win it, whoever wins the smoker, then what
I'll do is all slide in and go, hey, you've
won the smoker. How about I find like a package
of things that you might like at the radio station
and meet barter. Oh you mean like some LLZ T
shirts and stickers. No, we don't have T shirts or stickers.
Oh we're very poor, Okay, I have very little to offer.

(11:20):
This hurts over to the other station you think gets
some mojo shirts. Mojo Marrich. We get all the mojo
merch you can find. Do you want to meet Mojo?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
We know him. Hey, here's what we'll do. Do you
want to meet the.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Dock of Rock? We know him. Do you can sit
in with the dock of Rock. I'll trade you a
day of hanging out with the dock of Rock for
your smoker. Boy, we got some good stuff then, Man,
that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
He keeps getting better and better. Yeah, So make sure
you are listening around eight twenty five and nine to
twenty five today, then twelve twenty five, three twenty five
and five twenty five, and you'll have a chance to
get into our awesome Toolbox party. Two of your buddies
will drink beer together. There's a band, and it's going

(12:05):
to be awesome. It's going to be a great time.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Do you have the list of the sponsors over there?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
I lost my sheet that had all the sponsors always there.
It is go bad here. Just everything's fine now, of course.
Dean sellers Ford and the Troy Motor Mall, Detroit Diamond
Drilling and Bebe's Liquors and Fine Wines, over twenty thousand
dollars worth of prizes. Now that number's gone up apparently. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,

(12:34):
So this is gonna be fun. So you're gonna want
to hang and you get to hang with us. You
get to be around me while I'm drinking, doing some
day drinking. Hopefully you'll stay awake. Listen, jerk, drinking doesn't
put me to sleep. Hey, where's Josh. Oh he's in
the corner passed out. He had a bush light. He's
in the sports book asleep. We'll go get his ass,

(12:55):
all right. Anyway, Welcome in everybody. Toolbox party is going
to be bad ass, and more prizes are being added
every damn day, so you're gonna want to get in.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Do we have a chainsawun? All right, So let's play
some rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
For you, shall we?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
How about Green Day?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Welcome to Paradise, Welcome to the Joshennis Show. Welcome to
the Motor City's Wheels one oh six point seven Detroit's Wheels,
Josh Innis Show. It is Josh and James this morning. Greetings. Hello,
We've got some stuff we're going to get into today.
I'm not gonna get into it yet because I'm going
to save it for the time that people may be listening.

(13:38):
So who knows. I'm not positive, but we are going
to get into some stuff and we're going to give
you an opportunity to get into the big game next
Monday's game with Tampa and our our squad.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'm not allowed to say L I O N S
because that's against the rules.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
So if you if you're listening and you're like, that
sounds really stupid that you keep saying, like like, I'm
aware it sounds stupid. It's a rule about these certain things.
You're aware of who I'm talking about. Just know that
I'm not an imbecile that every time I talk about
the Los the football team here, Just know that I
know it sounds stupid. There's a delicate dance you have

(14:16):
to do a round. There's all these stupid rules for
what you're allowed to say on the radio, which you're
not allowed to say on the radio as it relates
to giving away tickets to certain events. And one of
the rules is I'm not allowed to say the name
of the professional football team that plays in Detroit because
I got a text from someone. Why do you keep
saying the guys from Detroit because I have to.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
It is a rule, and it is a stupid rule.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It's the same rule that keeps you from saying super
Bowl when you're doing anything that's involved with a promotion
with the Super Bowl, exactly, you have to say the
Big Game. You ever notice that when you hear something
then someone says, you want to win tickets to the
Big Game, and they don't say super Bowl. It's because
of rules like that, and they are stupid, dumb rules.
I don't know. I just had to get that out.
It feel good, Yeah, good, cathartic. It was cathartic as

(15:01):
what that was. So thank you for listening and coming
to my Ted Talk. I appreciate that all that said.
Coming up here in about seventeen minutes or so, you're
gonna have your opportunity to get into the Tampa Mayo
Challenge next Monday, which is gonna give you the opportunity
to get a Ticketmaster gift card, which is gonna give
you the opportunity to get into that game between the

(15:23):
professional football team that plays locally and the Tampa professional
football team that's coming up here in about seventeen minutes
or so, and then of course we'll get you into
the Toolbox Party at eight twenty five and nine to
twenty five, one thousand dollars at nine oh six ish.
How about that? Lots of giveaways. I knew you'd like
Evince Motley crue on one of six point seven Detroit's

(15:43):
Wheels Josh inn Is show. All right, so we have
a lot to do. I keep telling you that we
have a lot to do, and then I don't do it. Well,
I'm gonna do it. Just wait, it's coming up. So
building the anticipation for you. We have an update on
al Sabatka and his quest to get a wrongful term
nation and an age discrimination suit against the Red Wings

(16:04):
for his tinkling on the job.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
We got it up there.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
We've got that. We have got uh oh, we have
got underpants that are designed to look like to look
like Bush. Really yeah, the actual underpants themselves look like
a lady's uh oh. I thought you a man like
it looked like Gavin Rosdale or something in their crash
exactly what it is. It looks like Jenna bush Hager. No,
let's see, I know it's like that kind of Bush.

(16:31):
So underpants that are designed like it's like a it's
like underpants. Mrk. It's like a Murkan, but it's the underpants.
You know, an American If you don't know, is a
is like a it's a wig. It's a pubic whip. Correct,
it's a it's a it's a bush wig. It's so
like when you watch a movie and you see like
it's set in the seventies and some ladies got you know,
an impressive uh, an impressive bush day. We call it

(16:53):
a beaver like that is generally speaking, unless someone's really impressive,
they're wearing a Mrcan. So these unders are like a Merkin,
but they're actual underpants that people wear.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
So we got that.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
We got a lot to do. I'm telling you that
to tell you this, we have a lot to do.
We got to get you into the Toolbox party at
eight twenty five and nine twenty five and coming up
in about ten minutes or so. We've got to get
you into the Tampa Mayo Challenge, which may just get
you into next Monday's Tampa Detroit football game.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
So you might as well stick around, would you please?

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Thank you like it or not.

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Speaker 2 (17:47):
Hi, Welcome in, Josh and James Josh Innis Show, Hello Greetings.
So yeah, Kim Kardashian with Skims. They are producing this
thong underpant that the front of the thong looks it's
like a lady's pubic region, but like from a by
gone era, because nobody does that anymore, I don't think.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
But apparently.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Apparently it's a new thing where chicks like to have
a beave now. Really, Yeah, beaves are back.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
That's crazy. That's kind of disappointing for me.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean, it's totally gonna impact you. If one person has, like,
I don't know who's beaver, You're gonna go see. Man,
when I'm hitting the streets, I'm on the prowl. I'm
on the prowl trying to snag a pelter too, like
my bush trimmed beaver.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
And let me tell you something, I snagged a pelter too.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
So I don't know where you're gonna be looking for it,
but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
It's like when I was growing up, I never knew
that ladies had a pubic hair region. So the first
time I saw Playboy, and I don't remember how old
I was, but I remember seeing because I didn't have
any you know thing, I'm like ten years old, I
didn't have any hair.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
So I'm looking at Playboy one.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
So I go and I see this big like Tracy
Chapman thing going on down there, and I'm like, whoa,
and I'm guessing, and like my first thought was that
was there to cover up the actual lady parts, so
it was like a censor thing. I was like, it
was like Chinese porn where it's like pixelating over the
private parts. Like I thought that that was just there
to cover up the actual goods.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Like bummed out.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Oh, I thought I was going to see a private part,
but I saw on that hair.

Speaker 8 (19:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
But as it turns out, that's just normal and I
did not know that. I didn't know that when I
was nine, ten years old. Seene erotica for the first time.
I definitely a shocking experience the first time. Oh god,
yeah it is. But apparently it's trending now for ladies
to to have beaver. So these underpants basically are Amercan

(19:45):
as we talked about a second ago. It is a murkan,
a pubic wig, a pubic wig, but it's underpants as well.
I'm surprisedly Kim Kardashi's behind that. It makes me kind
of wonderful. Well, she's kind of a brilliant business person.
Oh okay, I can give a credit for that. She is.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
He's brilliant.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
People like to bang on the Kardashians and be like, oh,
they're just famous for being famous because she had sex
and rage a. No, she got famous for that, but
she's actually very brilliant business wise and so on. It
says like Kylie and Kylie is very smart with their
cosmetics and stuff.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
These are smart people or they're.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Just very good at finding people they can exploit, like
Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
It might have a lot to do which just that.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
The following that they have built up online that they're
just willing to give them the money for whatever they
come up with.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
That's all it is, you know what, you know what
life is James finding stupid people and exploiting them. Why
do you think Taylor Swift has private jets and everything
because she has found a group of stupid people and
she exploits them. The biggest group of stupid people. They
go to targeting by fifteen versions of the same album
because they're dumb people. And that's how you get successful

(20:50):
in life. You find the dumb people. You exploit the
dumb people. Hey, dummies, where are you? We need we
need you, dummies, dumb people, please find.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Us dumb people. All right.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
So, speaking of dumb people, do you want to put
your hands in mayonnaise for football tickets? Call now and
you can play the Tampa Mayo Challenge. Get in right
now one of six point seven Detroit Wheels, Tom Petty
that is free falling. Josh Innis Show. He's James, I'm Josh.
Welcome in. Let's do sports The Jo Show Sports.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Thank you, all right.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
So remember a couple of years ago, Al Sabadka, the
longtime zamboni driver, was fired from getting on the job.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
He has huge news.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It was huge man man with the octopuses and everything,
octopi octopuses, and he got fired. Well, his day in
court has finally come in the lawsuit claiming like wrongful
termination and age discrimination. First of all, let me play
a news story that has some clips of him testifying.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
He testified for four hours last week.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
How do you testify that long about being in the
ice thing? That's it? That's what four hours of testifying?
What are we doing? Does he speak that slowly? But
here's some of the story of al Sabodka.

Speaker 9 (22:12):
Just days after another staff member reported seeing him urinating
in an ice pit, he claims he told his bosses
he had prostate issues that caused him to go to
the bathroom more frequently.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
What was the difficulty you experienced frequent.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Urination?

Speaker 5 (22:28):
I had to go on, especially when I got around water.
That's when I had to go to work.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Is that water over there?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Oh my god, I have to Oh you know what
it's like. It's like when you used to do sleepovers
and you'd hear that if you put your buddy's hand
in water, sleeping more water, he'd be this guy like
he just needs to be near water. Don't take him
on a Cruiseabadka.

Speaker 9 (22:52):
Admitted to urinating in this ice pit, saying he couldn't
hold it shortly after parking one of the Zambonis in
the garage. He said half of his would have been
visible and only from the back.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's like if you see a woman and you you know,
like like just seeing a woman makes you like get
really aroused.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Like I see water and look, I see the water
and then I make of the bee. Is that a
bottle of water you have there?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Is that is that heavy?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Gotta go?

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Wait a second? Wait a second? Oh boy, Oh maybe
that is that Dasani. You don't want to get me
around to sani? Wait? Is that is that electrolyte water
with a elklean alkalies oh? pH nine nine point five

(23:41):
pH whoa, whoa, I see the water. I'm make of
the beep eh. I don't know why I turned him
into like a comblin h giuseppe. I'm like, it's like
I see the water, I'm making a baby. Yeah, it's
to me a manio.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
I was standing right at with that white wheel is
I was leaning against it, and uh, that's why I
got the urge to go.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Now, how is it that this took four hours?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
That is thirty seconds of audio and that should have
been all you need?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Like, well, I made it a ppe and that was it.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
And then and then I peed and then and then
I saw the water and I had.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
To be maybe better off just pleading the fifthly, I mean,
might have you know?

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Sibatka claims he took a fence to comments about his
age from his boss just weeks before the incident. Based
on court documents, Okay, so you took a fence.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Let's let's let's let's let's kind of unravel this a
little bit here, let's unspool this. So allegedly you took
a fence to something your boss has said about your age.
Then you told us you had to pee because you
saw water. Yes, that is not what happens to like
a ten year old. That does not happened to a
thirty or forty year old person. I saw the water,

(24:58):
I made tinkle, Like, That's not how it works, generally speaking,
people who are going to make urine because they saw
water are probably old just guessing there.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
Olympia Entertainment claimed those comments had no impact on the firing,
as the person who made them did not have an
influence in the decision, and they maintained the firing was
due to quote egregious misconduct according.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
To court records, Well, it is pretty egregious to just
take a leak out in front of everybody. Now granted
he wasn't like on the ice taking a leak. He
tried to hide away. Yeah, but like you're not gonna
win that like that shit. Look I like you the octopus,
OCTOPI fun times, great memories all that, but like, brother,
you ain't winning this.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
No, no, no, And as it turns out, he did so.

Speaker 9 (25:41):
About His wife also testified on Thursday, and the judge
tells me that this case could be in the hands
of the jury by Friday, Like I.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Can imagine, Like what did his wife have to testify? Like, yeah,
he peas every time he sees water.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
You're not going to believe it.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
But I'm what I tell you that when I start
boiling spaghetti, I'm just gonna say. But when don't makepatha
that is out. Oh my, he ends up in the
fetal position. It breaks him down. So anyway, he lost
Shocker of the Year here, our buddy al actually lost this.
So it's a shame. But look, I feel bad for you,

(26:16):
Like at some point we're all gonna get there. I'm
gonna point in my life now where I pee like
five times a night, Like I wake up in the
middle of the night and I have to tinkle and
it's that little bit of tinkle where it's enough to
get you out of bed. But then when you're done
pee and you're like, why did I wake up to
go do this? So I respect it.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Al, I'm on your.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Side brother by the time for you to get that
prostrate checked out. Maybe, so Al like this is he
if anything else, he's caused awareness of prostago. Yes, he's
a hero. He is, Al sabaka, you're a hero. Friend.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
How many lives is he gonna save?

Speaker 7 (26:47):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (26:48):
How many people is he gonna keep from having to
wake up at three in the morning to dribble three
little dribblets of urine into the toilet and like the
juice is not worth the squeeze for the three a mp,
especially when you get up three forty five, when you
wake up at three forty five, but the like but
like your alarm goes off at three forty five, you
wake up at two fifty seven to tinkle and you're like,

(27:08):
damn it, Like you want to look at the phone
and see that it's like eleven PM, and you're like, yes,
I've only been asleep for ten minutes, for plenty of
time to get some rest. But how's a hero, Like, look,
he's a hero to everybody, and like that should cause
that awareness. Go out and get a prostate exam. But
there was no way you were ever going to win
this out. But look, I like you. I'm on your side.
Sorry that I made you sound like a call it

(27:30):
like like like did geppetto? I apologize? Make a bit?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Look I went did that?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Look I was boy when that ice a melt? You
should see me. I make I'm mega.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Urines in the in the little drain there.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I mean, could you have not walked to a bathroom
or they're not tons of bathrooms in the bowels of
the arena. There has to be would that have been Joe?
What year would that have been? I believe it at Joe,
So it was it Joe?

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I thought it was.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Actually it may have been at LCA because that was
only a couple of years ago, So I think would
have elsa But still, like, come on, brother, like what
do you think is gonna happen? You didn't have time
to scadaddle over to the commode and then make them
make a tinkle. I also feel like he might be
a guy that struggles to start. If I had to
guess oh like that could be one of those things.
But anyways, so good, well bad news for Al. Anyway,

(28:19):
that was sports. And here is some rock and roll
from a rock and roll band called Lit, and it's
a song called My Own Worst Enemy. Like Al's olders
entity is the bottle of water, He's not his own
workst enemy. His actual enemy is h two oh Al
versus a swimming pool, he definitely peas at pools. Oh yeah,

(28:42):
vide him the pool party. That is Blur on Detroit's wheels.
They were supposed to be Oasis and then they wanted
and now you know the story of Blur. All right,
So back to the Murcan thing, back to the bush underpants,
Like my, do ladies actually enjoy having a bush? That's
a good question, please, that's a legit question, so obviously

(29:04):
you can't, right, Like obviously, sometimes when it comes to grooming,
we're all kind of lazy and sometimes things get out
of control. Like I have a neck beard right now
because I'm just too lazy to shave and I look
like Andrew Luck. I look gross.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
This is disgusting, but I'm just too lazy to shave it.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
So I'm just kind of like whatever, it is what
it is, and that goes with manscaping or ladies when
they handle their their beaver region. But there's like different
societal norms that are or expectations, Like it's not expected
for men to have a shaved nether region, but for
ladies it is right. That's whether that's fair or not,
that is the expectation. Yeah, but like do ladies actually
like to have a bush? That is my question. And ladies,

(29:41):
if you want to get in people say that we
are not inclusive of the women on this show, that
we focus on men driven things. I have gotten that
criticism from people on Facebook. So I'm going to ask
a question that is geared towards the ladies on this
here radio program today. Ladies, now's your time to sound off.
Sound off on a beaver. I got these underpants that
are being sold. You get basically the illusion of beaver

(30:03):
without having to have a beaver. But do women even
want to have beaver? That is the question I have.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I need ladies on the phone right now.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven
eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven beaver.
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Here's my take.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I think, ladies, that have a beaver. I think it's
out of spite. I think that's I think spiite beaver's
is what they have. I really like to upset their
their man. Yeah, I don't think any lady actually wants
to have that because it's not a good look, like
a full on Tracy Chapman in a leg lock. Do
you know, like that's not a good look. It's just

(30:41):
not it's not aesthetically pleasing. Nobody wants it. You want
guys to perform things on you, didn't you have to
be in that area? Yeah, it's no good. I mean, look,
what if I'm allergic? Yeah, Like what if there's dan
drift that I'm allergic to? You want me to sneeze
on that beaver? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
And that's what I'm saying here. I need the ladies
involved in this. U do you have a beaver? Eight
seven one sixties? Asking the question of question the important?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
You know my day?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
We call it a beaver and let me tell you
something like I snagged the pelter too.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Say that's the question though, Like post that one on Facebook,
on the station Facebook, and see what happens all these
people that bitch about all the like I'm tired of
hearing celebrity stories. I'd come here for rock news and
then we just ask a question on the station Facebook, Ladies,
do you have a beaver? We'll get Casey, He'll be like, guys,

(31:35):
we can't ask the ladies if they have a beaver
less beaver talk guys, guys, look, I love that you
played three songs just then. I like that we play
back to back songs. That's how we're gonna beat Dave
and Chuck. We gotta talk as little as possible and
play as much music as possible. But man, we can't

(31:56):
be asking the ladies about snagging belts. Guys, guys, you
can't talk about boy you've got bush. But look, it's
a legit question. Yeah, like I think people. I think
it's just done out of spite.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
They really do. So if you want to get in
on that, eight seven, seven, ninety eight one or six seven.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
And it's a fair question because they're creating underpants that
create the illusion of beef, so obviously the ladies find
something appealing about having beef.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I guess if you do have a beaver, is it
out of spite?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Do you have a spie beef? Can you confirm can
you confirm Josh's theory. I have a theory. I have thoughts.
Do ladies with beavers You're either lazy or spiteful. There's
no positive about having a giant nether resion full of brillo.
There's no reason for that. It's either out of spite
or it's because you're lazy. No one does it because

(32:45):
they're like, this looks good. But there was a time
when that was considered something that looks like popular, very
popular in the seventies, and that was a very important thing,
like it was. Thank God, there's a resurgence and things
changed and he's like a landing strip and then it's
like a hardwood floor. Yeah, say hashtag blessed. Yeah, I'm
blessed to be from this generation. As it relates to

(33:05):
the Beaf region, this is a good look for guys.
This is a good era to be involved in being
sexually active, unless Kim Kardashian has her way and then
everybody's rocking beefs.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
But can you imagine if you get some.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Chick home, right and you got her, you're in bed,
you're you're doing whatever it is you do, you know,
whatever the kids do now and you see this you're like,
holy cow, that's a giant beef.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
But then, like you, you take down to the endepance
and then you're like, oh wait a second, it was
a goofy.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, what a heavy moment.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Like you are relieved. Yeah, you're like al sabatka see
in a swimming pool. Oh god, you are excited.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
Man.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
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Speaker 2 (34:09):
N N e s. All right, speaking of old days,
there is a story about things that gen zers don't
know about. These are my favorite kind of stories where
we talk about people that are of this generation that
have no idea about things that we used. Yeah, we
used almost all the time, and now we're like, Wow,
we're the old people. Dam yeah, we'll talk about that.
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(34:30):
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Speaker 3 (34:57):
So here's a story for you.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
There is a story about young people like gen zers
at trying to identify things from the nineties and many
of them have no clue what any of this stuff is.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Right.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
So to give you an example, well, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
New research reveals a long list of items from the
nineties that a lot of young people can't identify. A
poll of two thousand young adults finds that three quarters
don't even know what dial up internet was, and sixty
percent have no idea what the yellow pages are.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Sixty nine percent of respondents field today's tech is more convenient,
they say, it's not as fun as it was in
the nineties, but does some examples of these things that
gen zers have no clue about. For example, young people
can't identify a walkman or the startup sound from Windows
ninety five wow, which would make sense because if you

(35:51):
were born in like two thousand and two, like you
didn't experience that. That wasn't your life, so I wouldn't
expect you to. It's more a thing about feeling old
that you experience, and a lot of these kids couldn't
tell you what dial up internet was. And when you
think of dial up internet, like when you're hearing that,
when that kind of sound was hitting you, you knew
you were about to engage in some nefarious activities that

(36:12):
was going to put the family home in jeopardy. Downloading
music off Napster you knew that when you when you
heard that noise, you knew that Lars Ulrich was coming. Yes,
when you heard that, you knew that things were not
going to be good for you. Did you ever get
a message when you were on on the internet back
in the early days, early two thousands, like a message
would pop up and it would be like the FBI

(36:34):
knows what you're doing and they're coming for Like, did
you ever see that?

Speaker 4 (36:37):
That never happened to me, but I had friends that did,
Like they were much more into the pirating game than
what I was.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Oh, mine was more in the erotica game.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Okay, So if I'd find myself in like the early
days of internet to erotica, like milf Hunter, does anybody
milk Hunter? That was like the first sight that I
knew to go to to try to find erotica. And
the concept of milf Hunter was just this guy that
kind of looked like Morgan's Spurlock or Danny Yes, And
he'd be in a van and he'd like cruise around

(37:06):
or like you'd be at like a bistro somewhere and
he'd see some milf sitting like five tables over, and
this totally unappealing guy would hit on these chicks.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
And then the next shot he's like in a.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Van with this milf and they would only show the
trailers because the rest of it was free.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
That was the free. You had to pay for the rest.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
So then milf Hunter, like you'd get like thirty forty
seconds of the mill Hunter and that's about as good
as I could get back in like two thousand and three,
man taking me back. That's like one of the first
like erotica sites that used like the point of view
with like those spyglasses. Look innovation. Yeah, now these kids
are all doing it. Back in the day, the mill
hunter was an innovator. He was. He was sort of
like the Spielberg of the online erotica game, so far

(37:47):
ahead of his time. Totally trailblazer, if you will. But
whenever you'd see you'd hear that dial up noise. You
were about to get into some activities when you heard that,
it means your parents and your whole family were out
for a while and you had about an hour to
figure things out.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Mom and dad at the grocery store. What can I
get into? Let's see here other things. Others have no
idea how to that.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
You had to blow on computer game cartridges, and some
were even unaware of floppy disks and disposable cameras. Well.
I think you you blew on the nes game cartridge, correct,
Like you weren't blowing on a floppy desk. That's not
how that worked. Little middle tab over and then blow
on it. You want to know something, these kids will
never fully understand if you want to you know, I
know we sound like old people here talking about you know,

(38:29):
back in my day, but when you start talking about
Oregon Trail.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
So at my school, they'd let you bring home a
computer for the weekend.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Like this is before they had like like it was
all like basically two parts the screen and then you
put the screen on top of like the like the
like the old school Max, the old School Max, and
you could take one home for the weekend and basically.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Just play Oregon Trail. Well that was a hell of
a game back then, I know.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
And like but these kids today, these damn kids today,
they'll never understand what it was like to have to
play Oregon Trail. Now you get all this other crap
and it's like you're you're immersed in the game. But
Oregon Trail, like that was it. Like Oregon Trail was awesome.
Now we're just basically old people now is what we're doing.
We've just wear for food. We're now the old people.

(39:12):
Let's see here. Topping the list of old school gen
Z or items that gen Z didn't recognize is Chunky
crt TVs. So like you'd have like the old tube
TV TV and did you ever have the TV with
the TV VCR combo? Hell, yeah, you were cool if
you didn't. I have like a nineteen inch or in

(39:32):
the bedroom. And if there was like Skinemax at night.
I know that a lot of stuff goes back to
sexual things. For me in my youth, I was a
little pervert. What do you want from a dirty birdie?
But like you'd watch Skinemax at night, and so you'd
have like Hot Springs Hotel or Playmate of the Apes
or Red Shoe Diary or in Manuel. You'd have to
get these by recording them, so you didn't play and

(39:54):
record on the VCRTV combo, and you'd have your own
movies and then you'd label them something different to throw
I'm off the scent.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
This is Cliffhanger.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, but then I forget which ones were which as well,
so well, where the hell is red Shoe Diaries? But
there was that. But I love that TV and that's
how I would pirate all my movies. I'd go rent
movies and then I would just make my own copies
of them and take it back to Blockbuster.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Be could you.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Blockbuster was another thing the kids of today don't understand.
Fifty five percent don't understand Blockbuster Video or Saturday Morning
Kids Cartoon.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Oh man, I miss Saturday Morning Kids cartoons, even though
I mean now you can just stream whenever you want,
whenever you want. But there was something Specialble getting up
Saturday Morning and Bolster Ghostbusters.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, those are good pagers. Tama Gotchi's snap bands, fax
machines or all things the gen z ers don't know.
Tamagotchi was stupid. Look, there were some dumb things of
this era too. We can't sit there and act like
everything that happened in the nineties was some sort of
great thing, like Ferby Ferby was stupid, O Ferby was cute,
tama Gotchi was stupid. These were all dumb things, but that's.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
What we were into.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Let's see here, This one says across all age groups,
the spice girls are the thing most associated with the
nineteen nineties at seventy one percent.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Wow, really, who's your favorite spice girl? Ginger Spice?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
See a lot of people like Ginger or Posh. I
was a baby spice guy. Where are you?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
I love baby spices?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Still do? She looks better now than she did in
nineteen ninety. Shit, and so does Sporty Spicey. Sporty Spice
was like the bottom of my list, I know, And well,
actually I take that back. Sporty Spice still looks rough
a scary spice scary space. Oh yeah, obviously everybody's bottom
of the list was was Sporty Spies. But that's things
that kids of today don't understand from the nineties. And

(41:36):
then I act like I missed these things. Then I
have the opportunity to use them again. Like I bought
an n sixty four right, oh did you? And I
can't even find a TV that'll it's compatible with Everyone
got to get yourself.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
A switch and you joined the Nintendo Network and then
you can play all those Nintendo sixty four games on
a modern team.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
But it doesn't feel the same.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
I want to like put the cartridge in the end
sixty four and have like the purple console, and I
want to play Golden Eye Double seven. God, that's the
greatest video game ever.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
So it's a blast.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Oh God, I loved that it is available to play
on the Nintendo Switch. Maybe I'm gonna get this Nintendo Switch.
Come on over my place one day. Oh, that's what
we'll do. Let's sit there. Your kids are like, Dad,
can we play?

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Now?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
We're playing GoldenEye, playing Golden Eye, We're playing Blitch.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
A little basket.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
My friend Josh is here. Okay, God go play to
play th get out of here anyway. So that's things
that kids of today don't understand. From the nineties, I
had a buddy of mine I did a radio show
with and one day I had him try to locate
a business in the Yellow Pages. Could not do it
because he didn't know what they were. He had no
idea how to use a phone book. Oh my cause
kids don't have to use.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
A phone book now. They have no concept of what.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
I remember trying to look up like a friend's phone
number in like the white page. Yes you know. I'm like, oh,
oh no, that's not then, Oh yep, that's the address. Okay,
we got it. See And that was a thrill, a
real thrill.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
All right.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
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Speaker 3 (43:07):
That is bon job.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
It's the Joshnis Show, Josh and James this Morning. So
there's this story about Stephen King from a couple of
weeks ago, but we're just now getting to us be
because a pigeon delivered us. We actually get our mail
through the Pony Express, so we just got it. But
apparently Stephen King would piss off his wife because he
was obsessed with the song Mambo number five. So well, look,

(43:29):
it's actually not a terrible song, like it takes me back,
you know, to the nineties. You're talking about like late nineties,
early two thousands, lou Bega. Definitely nostalgia there.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
But but oh no, it's but it's fine.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
The nineties had some bad music two three, there were
some good ones, you know, grunge and all that. There
was also lou Bega and Barbie Girl and Macarina, a
lot of like every Will Smith song, who Let the
Dogs Out, Who Let the Dogs Out? But apparently he
would play this song so much that he damn near

(44:03):
got divorced because he played it so much. Is there
a song that like annoys your wife that you play
that she just.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Hates Coohed in Cambria, a favorite house Atlantic. She is
funny because I would I'd play it like I played
all the time, you know. And then we went to
like a music festival and Kohed was playing and I'm like, oh,
we gotta go see Kohed And then she revealed to
me that she hates that band, and I was like,
how did he get married?

Speaker 2 (44:28):
And I not know that you hate one of my
favorite all time bands. That's how it goes. Yeah, my
wife is really annoyed by the song Everywhere by Fleetwood
Math really and I.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Don't know why.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I don't know why she grew to hate this song
so much, but I never really liked it, but because
she hates it, I like it just annoy There's two
like yacht rocky type songs that are like that for
me that she despises.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
That I grew to like more because she disliked them.
That's funny how that works.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
That was this one and a song called Serious Slash
Eye in the Sky by the Alan Parsons Project. Now,
the serious part of it is the music that the
Bulls used to do their starting lineups too, Okay, And
there's a whole song that goes with it. That's a
very boring, slow prog rock song. And now I love
it because my wife hates it so much. Like I'm
working in the grocery store again. This is a total

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grocery store.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
This is an ultimate grocery store banger.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Like we can shift the topic of conversation here from
songs that you play for your significant other that annoys
them to the ultimate grocery store bangers. A lot of them.
This is like when you're walking around and you're liking
Kroger or something, and you're pushing the cart around trying
to find you know, like some vegetables and some mean periods, cheerios,
whatever it is you're into. You're getting your Kansas soup.

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When this one comes on in the supermarket, it's go time.
You know who else I always here in the supermarket
is eighties Heart, not like seventies Magic Man Barracuda Heart,
but like Alone Heart. I feel like every time I'm
in the grocery store, either What About Love or Alone
is playing in.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
The grocery store.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
It's not your heart of choice. Huh oh, that is
my heart of choice.

Speaker 7 (46:08):
It is.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I don't like seventies Heart.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
That's a hot take that I have guy, because I'm
fine with Barracuda and Magic Man and all that kind
of stuff. I'm into the heart that they hated to
sing because they sold out. Like knowing that heart hated
the music so much made me like the music even more.
Like the fact that Anne Wilson's like, I really hate
All I want to do is make love to you.
I'm like, I love it now because you certainly cast

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the check. Oh no, but I hate this music, but
you cast the check. Or just like this, this is
eighties Fleetwood Mac, Like, oh you know what else I
hear in the grocery store A lot?

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Another Fleetwood Mac is lies, Tell Me Lies, Tell me
sweet little lies. It's always playing too. Yeah, so it's
actually texted.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I want to know, like, when you go to the Kroger,
wherever you go get your groceries, my er, wherever you
go when you're in the grocery store, is there a
song that you feel like you always hear in the
grocery store? What is it for you? What is the
song you always hear in the grocery store? You gotta
give me think man, Okay, think I know tears here? Yeah,
I need you in on this eight seven, seven, nine, eight,

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eight one oh six seven. You can also text text
the word Josh in your message to five one eight
eight one when you're in the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
What is that banger that always comes on?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
It never fails when you're in the grocery store. For me,
it's always hard. It's either alone or what about love?
And every time I'm dancing, I'm like the reels you
see that people post of, Like when this banger comes
on in the grocery store and it's like Caribbean queen,
you know that type of thing. Oh it, that's another
due that's a strong one, Like ah God, it's like

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they know they want to put you in a good
mood so you'll buy more crap you don't need. Like
I came in there just like, you know, looking for
one thing, and I got a whole grocery bag full
of stuff because like I've spent one hundred dollars because
I just wanted to jam to the yacht rock in
the grocery store. All Right, you got to get in
on this. Text the word Josh in your message to
five one eight eight one. What is the banger in

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the grocery store that feels like it's always playing.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Every time you're in the grocery store.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
We'll get to that. We got sports. We got to
get you into Toolbox Party. It's the Josh Ennis Show.

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Speaker 2 (48:49):
All Right, Welcome in eight oh two Josh Ennis Show,
Josh and James this morning, about twenty five minutes away
from getting you into the Toolbox Party. That's gonna be good,
That's gonna be fun. I'm reading some of the messages
coming in from people who are letting us know the
songs that they hear in the grocery store. And it's
interesting because when you hear a song in a grocery store,

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it automatically becomes more of a banger than if you
just heard it anywhere else.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Yeah, if you would hear your car you heard it,
it would be just okay, why are they playing this
song correct inside the store?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
There's something magical about it correct. When you hear it
in the grocery store, it totally changes the game. So,
I've got Africa by Toto, somebody waiting with Africa there,
I got the Little River Band reminiscing. So when you
hear it, really yacht rock hits different in the grocery store,
like when you get like you know, Kenny Loggins or

(49:42):
or the Little River Band, or you get who am
I thinking of the Doobie Brothers when you get them,
like otherwise you're just kind of like whatever you get
in the grocery store and you're looking for me, the
game changes. Yeah, I should get I should get too
of ground beef.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
It's on so exactly right, that's how you start feeling.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
So if you want to weigh in with your favorite
grocery store bangers, the songs you always hear in the
grocery store. Text the word Josh and your message to
five one eight eight one. I told you I hear
heart a lot, eighties hard. I don't hear Barracuda. I
don't hear magic Man. Even those are two rocking for

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the grocery store. Oh you know what else I hear
a lot is like voices carry by till Tuesday. That's
a popular one too.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
But let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
When I'm over, like in the dairy section, and this hits,
I'm like, oh, yeah, it's on now. Yeah, I will
get the whole milk instead of the two percent. Thank you,
Ann and Nancy. Like I don't like people who wear
their earbuds in the grocery store. I like to be
at the mercy of whatever the grocery store disc jockey

(50:54):
is playing. That's funny because I'm at earbuds into the
grocery store. Guy, you won't be after this. You won't
because you're gonna realize the good music plays on the speakers.
It is expertly curated for commerce, So maybe you do.
You need to avoid it so you don't buy a lot.
Just listen to whatever crap you're listening to. Listen to
ICP or whatever it is you listen to, listen to corn,

(51:15):
listen to Freak on a Leash. Yeah, the rest of
us will listen to eighties hard and we will spend
one hundred dollars at the grocery store because we don't
want to leave. Yes, I'll have another sample, Thank you?
Can you run the hams? Buy me one more time?
All right?

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Anyway, so we've got to do sports here momentarily. We
got that.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
We got to get you into the toolbox party in
twenty minutes. It is the Joshennis Show, and this is sublime.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
The Joshnis Show spoils all right.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
So, hey, guess what. The Red Wings are two and
one and they're playing hockey at home tonight.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
It's going to debounce back from that home opener. Then
it was not too good with the getting mood off
the ice.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
That is true. Now here they are ready to go
taking on the Panthers and they're looking to go to
a three and one. Nice little start for the club
after getting booed off the ice and bounce back nicely.
Very nice, well done boys. We also bring up the
Red Wings because al Sabadka will not win his lawsuit.

(52:15):
He sued over your age discrimination and then wrongful termination
after he tinkled on the job. And if you didn't know,
poor Al here like look, he had to testify for
four hours four hour testify. He's testified for four hours
of testimony about peeing on the job.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
And one of the main highlights was.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
This for ol Al, frequent urination I had to go on,
especially when I got around water. That's when I had
to go to work.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
You know, poor guy, he's like, hey, look I see water.
It's like, you know, every time Jim was about to
hook up with Nadia and American Pie, and every time
he came close.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
It was you know, again.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
That is al sabodka. Every time he sees water. He's
a premature urine eater. Every time he sees that water
bottle that used to be Remember when the water bottle
used to be on top of the net.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Now you got like a little holder for it. But
back in the day, the.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Water bottle just ed to be on the net and
like if the right shot would go in, it would
knock the bottle into the area. You know, and.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Can't imagine what happens when it rains.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Oh, I hate to see how at the public pool.
You know, a like this morning it was raining, Al
would have no chance. Now Al calls in sick when
it rains. Poor guy.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Now, Dick, I'm.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Sorry, Al, but like I I truly do apologize that.
Don't do a cannon ball in the pool if he's
at your pool party, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Do not have a water balloon fight.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
Without frequent urination. Oh yeah, especially when I got around water.
That's when I had to go to work with you know.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
Oh no, I just think, like, isn't like seventy five
percent of the world water, And there's yeah, where.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Can Al go? Where can Al go without having to
be every three minutes?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Maybe Iowa? Yeah, that's it. The cornfield to the desert. Yeah,
he can go to Arizona. That is the only place
where it doesn't rain and there's no water. He will
go to the Sahara. But when it does rain in Arizona,
it's usually a monsoon and it's a huge rainfall. So
least he's only got to worry about pee in his pants.
You know a few times this season he just has

(54:26):
to wear a diaper. Yeah, he and coach Prime all right,
other stuff. So the Lions take on Tampa, and I'm
a big Baker Mayfield guy. I love watching Tampa play,
and a lot of it has to do with gambling,
because they have guys I love to bet on just
player props that are great. But Baker's a bad mofo
and he's bounced back from being left for dead like
he's fun.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I love watching him play, and so does Dan Campbell.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
You guys know, I got a lot of respect for
Baker Mayfield. The way he plays, his leadership, his ability
to push the ball down the field, make plays with
his legs. You know, I just think he's playing at
a high level. You know, you know, he's a guy
that gives them a chance anytime they're in a game.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Speaking of Baker Mayfield, he is currently third in the
MVP odds, behind Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen. Like that's
the thing. Those guys are expected to be there, and
if the award is just for who the best player is,
then sure give it to those guys. But Baker Mayfield
is the unexpected guy doing what he's doing. Come on,
Josh Allen just went on on the road and lost

(55:24):
to Atlanta and played like crap. Then the Chiefs have
sucked most of the year, my man Baker. I'm putting
plus three fifty on Baker for what it's worth. Jared
Goff is plus sixteen hundred. He's got the fifth odds
to win the MVP, which means if you've bet one
hundred bucks then he won, you'd win sixteen hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Wow, i'man ross.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Saint Brown is currently sixth in the Offensive Player of
the Year voting, not voting. It's not voting, it's the
odds twenty seven hundred, so I mean he's not gonna
win it. But and NFL Defensive Player of the Year
Aiden Hutchinson's odds, he's second shortest odds, so only behind
Nick Benita of the Broncos. And Dan Campbell is sixth

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and Coach of the Year odds behind Shane Steik And
who's gonna win? Because the Colts have come out of
nowhere and are lighting the world on fire. Brabil has
done a good job with the Patriots. He's there, Liam
Cohen and Jacksonville, Kyle Shanahan and whatever Ben Johnson look.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Give Ben credit to. After he came in.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Here and got his ass whip, we all made fun
of it. Now They've won three in a row. Caleb's
playing well, so give him some love.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
Man.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
They've played well, and that is sports, and this is
Stevie Nicks. And a bunch of middle aged women are
super excited. They all think they're witches. We are wheels
one on six point seven Detroit's wheels.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Stevie is gonna be in town in a couple of weeks, right,
I think.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
Here's the thing. Though, I looked at the setlist. I
was in the car with my wife. She hates Stevie
Nicks for whatever reason. She hates Stevie Naggs, and I
don't mind Stevie Nangs. I'm fine with Stevie Nicks. I
like eighty Stevie Nicks. I like coked out seventy Stevie Nicks.
I like, you know, coked out eighties TeV Knicks, big hair,
leather jacket, Steve Nicks of the late eighties. I love
it all, okay, But I looked at the set list

(57:04):
and like, the first half of it is a bunch
of songs. I don't know really, And to me, when
I see a set list of someone who's iconic and
been around a long time, there should be zero songs
on that set list that a like casual fan doesn't
know when you've got a ton of hits, right really, yeah, yeah,
all of them. I've never heard of half the songs
on this like not fade Away, if Anyone Falls outside

(57:25):
the Rain.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Those are the first three songs in the set list,
and I've never heard.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Of those songs.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
She doing plain songs that she enjoys to perform. See,
And that's the thing. It's not for you, Stevie.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
It's for the people to spend hundreds of dollars, Like
I know that some artists get bored doing certain songs.
You hear. I'm telling these stories all the time, like, well,
you know, I got kind of bored doing whatever. Like
Randy Meisner hated doing Take It to the Limit when
he was in the Eagles, and Glenn Fry would be like,
there's people that may never see you other than right now,
And you think I want to sing peaceful, easy feeling

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every night, but I have to. That's part of it, Randy.
And now, of course Randy's not the band anymore because
Randy's a Putts. But then you get a couple of songs,
you know, right, like there's dreams and stop dragging my
heart around. Then there's like four more songs in a
row that I don't know, the Lighthouse, wild Heart, Bella Donna.
I don't know those songs. I'm here for hits. Then

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at the end of it, you just motor through them.
You get free Falling, you get stand Back, which is
a banger, a gold Dust Woman, Gypsy, Edge of seventeen
Rhann and then Landslide. Really, all you gotta do is
show up for the second half.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Of the show.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Yeah, show up late, You're good. I'm gonna buy half
a ticket. I'm gonna say, hey, I'm gonna go see
the back half of the show.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Maybe she's trying to pay service to the things that
are outside, trying to get a ticket from the scalper exactly.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
She's actually accommodating. That's very nice. But like, if you're
Stevie Nicks, I need to get Landslide. Really, I need
to get Like I get that you're not gonna do
silver Spring, because you should, because silver Spring is great,
And you gotta give me Landslide, and you gotta give
me stop dragging my heart around, and you gotta give
me all of them. You gotta get you gotta give
me all the eighties hits. You gotta give me leather
and lace. I know that Don Hindley's not there, but

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you gotta give me leather and lace. Leather and lace
is good stuff with a thats of fregil impossible to follow.
I love what I know, and I think, and I
might be wrong, but I've tried to figure this out.
But I think Leather and Lace is a song about
a lady that trades her undergarments for a man's leather jacket,

(59:18):
like as a sign of love. Oh okay, if anybody
knows for a fact, if that's true. But if you
listen to the words of that song, I swear it's
leather and lace. Take from me, Give to me your leather,
take from me my lace. And I thought maybe she
was just thinking a song about the outfit you wore
to the show. No, that is not it at all.
It's actually about I think a lady trading her undergarments

(59:40):
for a man's leather jacket.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Man, ye, man, must not like that. Leave the jacket,
I'll tell you that. Keep those panties. Well, hey, look
there's Stevie Nicks panties.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I'd take them if Stevie Nicks offered me your panties today,
I'd be like sure, I mean, why would I say no?
Or what if she offered me one of these beaver undergarden.
What if Stevie Nicks wears beaver undergarment? Maybe what if
she wears the Kim Kardashians skims? Anyway, would you take
Stevie Nicks underpants? To day? Eight? Seven seven, nine, eight
eight one oh six seven? Who's underpants would you take?

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Here?

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Is led Zeppelin. We're gonna get somebody into the party
here in just a few minutes. All right, it's the
Josh Ennis Show on Detroit's wheels. We want to get
you into the Toolbox Party inviine only. Boy, we have
got some great prizes, over twenty thousand dollars in prizes

(01:00:30):
at the Toolbox Party. Of course, it's all powered by
BB's Liquor and Fine Wine, Dean Sellers Ford and the
Troy Motor Mall and Detroit Diamond Drilling. Boy, we got
a whole bunch of cool things we've talked about, But
then you were telling me about other stuff that the
list of things the prizes has been. I've heard a
possible eighty five inch flat screen TV.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
What PS five, I'd like to have that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Speaking of PlayStation today, I got an email reminder that
my PlayStation network was it going to go through. I
haven't even played my PlayStation in three years. Mine's like
a PlayStation four. It's about to be out like obsolete.

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I know I missed playing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Every year since and you haven't even used it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I know, and like every month, I keep getting over
the every year. It's like a sixty to seventy dollars
waste of money. Man, it is I just like my PlayStation. Well,
what happened is my PlayStation got hacked. I think at
one point, or like my PlayStation network account got hacked,
so I couldn't figure out how to make my PlayStation work.
I couldn't log into it. Oh so then I just
stopped using it. Yeah, I need to get a PlayStation five.
There's a lot of stuff I want to win. You

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said there's going to be a smoker as well as Smoker. Yeah,
I mean, this is what I was informed. I don't
know if it's anything official, but I'm assuming. I'm assuming
something's going to go out today with some of the
updated prizes. This is gonna be awesome. Yeah, November eighth,
he's buying down. I'm excited about the e byke yep.
And this is going to be, of course at the
Hollywood Casino at Greek Town Saturday, November eighth, from one

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to three.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
And we want to get you in.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Let me go to the phones here and get somebody
in here for the for the big party, for the
Toolbox Party.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
Hey, Kim, are you there?

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (01:02:10):
Not just trying to get and so?

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
What excites you about this Toolbox Party? Why do you
want to go so badly?

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
I want to win all them great prizes I could
make it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Was there a particular prize that stood out to you?
I think it's a Mustang I want.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
Well, well, we're not giving away an actual Mustang.

Speaker 6 (01:02:31):
Oh you're not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Oh I thought it was. No, we're giving away it's
it's a Mustang. It's a Mustang e bike. It's not
an actual car. I don't think.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Oh, okay, well anything there. I'm just I like going
to that party. I want to say, last year I
was trying to win that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
What did what did you win last year? Did you
win anything?

Speaker 7 (01:02:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I didn't win last year?

Speaker 6 (01:02:57):
Actually, uh yeah no one, not the last year.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Well maybe this will be your year. Well you're gonna go.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Congratulations, You and two buddies are gonna go to the
Toolbox Party at Hollywood Casino Greek Town and that is Saturday,
November eighth. Let me put you on hold and I'll
get your information. Yeah, I don't think we're giving away
an actual Mustang. That'd be something though rid. And then
in a Mustang or a horse. What if we just
gave away actually an actual animal Mustang and it shows

(01:03:23):
up and you think you want a brand new Mustang
And here comes Casey riding and like Zorro on a Mustang. Congratulations,
you get to clean up bad things poop. Congratulations. Yeah
we got your horse jokes on you. Lol.

Speaker 3 (01:03:37):
But anyway, congratulations Kim.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
You're gonna have another chance one hour from now to
get into the Toolbox Party. Be listening at nine to
twenty five to get into the party.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
And uh, here's what we got coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
By the way, another celebrity has to warn their fans
or her fans.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
It's a lady. I'll just tell you who it is.
Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow has to warn her fans about scammers. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Apparently someone's impersonating Cheryl Crow and dumb people are sending
stuff to fake Cheryl Crow.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
So we'll talk about that. We got a lot to
get it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Did I miss anything? Is there anything we wanted to
talk about like that? I don't know. We got a
lot to do, so we got tons of time. So
Josh is show on Detroit's wheel.

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Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Six point seven Detroit's wheels. That is Metallica, for whom
the bell tolls? How do you feel about Cheryl Crow?
Remember how hot Cheryl Crow used to be? Yeah, you know,
I'd love to think about you know how I earlier
I said that I like the music that the artists
hate for some reason, it brings me joy, Like I
know that heart hates what about love? So it makes

(01:04:54):
me love what about love? Or they really hate that?
What about love? They hate? All I want to do
is make love to you, And because of that, it
makes me like the song even more I love the
idea that Cheryl Crow, who is like super political now
and I don't want to get deep into politics here,
but she's pretty political. I love the fact that she
banged the kid Rock. It brings me so much joy,

(01:05:17):
like the idea that she's like yelling about politics and
I'm like, ma'am, you lost your politics card when you
got out when that little kid Rock was up in there.
Yeah so what so it It just makes me chuckle.
I find that funny that someone who's super political on
one particular side of the spectrum had relations with someone
who's super political on the other side of the spectrum.

(01:05:38):
I just remember when she first came out. My eighth
grade English teacher was obsessed with her to the point
where we had to analyze that all they want to
Do song. I think, yep, we had to analyze that
in class. Was a man, oh boy, he's a creep.
Good for him, you know. It's another good song. Is
what's another big Cheryl Crow?

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
If it makes you that's a banger. And then there's
the song with with kid Rock. Picture Sure was a
great song.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
But Cheryl Crow was super hot back in the day,
like like when like in the mid nineties. It was
like super lesbo Rock. You know, so you get like
Jan Arden and all the little fair people because she's
always like sincd up with the little fair crowd. Correct,
But none of the little of fair people were hot,
like no one's gonna mistake like Sarah McLaughlin for hot,
right or or or or Paula Cole for hot or

(01:06:29):
Jan Arden for hot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
But Cheryl Crowe was hot.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
There were like two people associated with the Little Affair
that were hot, Cheryl Crow and Fiona Apple. And Fiona
Apple was like meth hot, like super duper like sex
trafficked looking hot on her like that's how she looked
in that that was the criminal, the criminal the concept
of the video. She was just like weird looking and
like she looked disheveled. She looked like black Snake moan.

(01:06:54):
You ever see Black Snake Mones the movie was Samuel L. Jackson.
She looked like Christina Ricci being like held hot stage
in that right, So like I loved her too, But
Cheryl Crow was great and she was super hot back
in the day at like early two thousands with kid Rock.
My god, she was so hot. But I bring up
Cheryl Crow not to wax poetic about lilleth Fair. But

(01:07:16):
I bring up Cheryl Crow today because her team has
had to post a social media comment letting people know
that if you get a message from Cheryl Crow, it
is not actually from Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow, or more accurately,
the moderators of her Facebook account have shared an important

(01:07:37):
message for with the grown men who follow the singer
on the platform. Recently, we got a greatly increased number
of comments and posts on this page from grown men
who believe they've been direct messaging with Cheryl and have
some kind of personal access or relationship with her. Hey,
I said Cheryl a dong pick, and you never returned

(01:07:58):
the favor. Some of these folks even believe they're going
to Mary Cheryl despite never actually having met her in
their lives. Some of these folks have been convinced to
give money to people posing as Cheryl's management team in
order to get a quote fan card or pay for
a private session with her. And of course this never

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happens once the money changes hands, because it's a scam. Now,
generally speaking, when these kind of scams happen, it is
dumb women who fall for it, you know, like, oh,
the guy from the guy who played Victor on Young
and the Restless send me a DM and we're in
love and we're getting married.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Like that's usually what it is, Tom Cruise. This proves
that men are stupid too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Absolutely the usually like when we do a women are
Stupid two segment, because women are perceived to be smarter
than men, because you see it in sitcoms and everywhere,
And we say, well, if women are so smart, why
do they spend millions of dollars on Taylor Swift repackaged crap?
And why do women fall for scammers who claim to
be from the Hallmark Channel and send them hundreds of
thousands of dollars and think they're in love. Usually that's

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when we make fun of women. These are men. The
script has been flipped. These are dumb men who believe
that Cheryl Crow is in love with them.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
She loves me, she loves me, I love her back.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Say, Cheryl Crow's taking me out of this town like
and like the guys like mom, he's living with his
mom and he's like, Mom, me and Cheryl Crow are
in love.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Good news, Mom, we're getting I'm getting out of the basement.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
I sent Cherol Crow five hundred dollars in Amazon gift cards.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
We're getting married.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Cheryl Crow loves me, and Mom's like, listen, Paul, No,
Cheryl Crow does not love you. Cheryl Crow does not
know who you are. You don't know any of you. Mom,
You don't know, Mom, you don't even know we're in love.
I sent her a Wiener picture and everything. Did she
ever reciprocate and send you anything back? No, she didn't.

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But it's because she's classy. She's a classy dame and
she loves me, like, Okay, you got it, chief whatever.
But so men are stupid too. Men can fall for
stupid scams on the internet. And now you know, boy,
Cheryl Crow was so hot though? Who's your favorite? Lil
of Fair artist eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh six seven.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
You like Sarah McLaughlin, You like Jan Arden? Who's the if?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
But what if God was one of us? Said chicks?
That was a banger too? Who am I thinking of?
What if God was one of us? Who the hell
is that? That's what I can't believe. I'm drawing a
blank on her name? Wasn't Jan Arden? Wasn't What if
God was one of us? Joan Osborne Joan Osborne, Yeah,
thank you Google, was was what's her name?

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Was?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
What's your name?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
With the glasses ever on the lill of Fair tour
Lisa Lobe Boy, I had it bad for Lisa Lobe too, shocky.
She seems like a perfect artist who would be on that.
But she made good music. Well, one good song I
guess back in my eighth grade was playing boy, what
a Jam? Reading the lyrics to this on a is
Eer Rocks piece of paper with the perforated edges from

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the printer. Of course.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
All right, anyway, we got to play some other rock
and roll.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Now that is not Cheryl Crow or her former bo
kid rock. It's actually Temple of the Dog. It is
called Hunger Strike and you have it on Detroit's Wheels.
So now I've gone down the YouTube or really the
Wikipedia wormhole of Lilith Fair, because we were talking about
Cheryl Crow. Cheryl Crow did play at the original Lilith Fair,

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one of the ogs. Yeah, and she was on the
main stage. Fiona Apple was on the main stage. Criminal
was such a good song and the video was super
trashy hot. Meredith Brooks who sang bitch, she was on
the main stage I couldn't tell what else she did
The Cardigan's a Little Love. Oh yeah, did they do
the cover of There she goes? Is that them two?
Is that the Cardigans? Let's see Tracy Chapman. So she

(01:11:44):
get up there and did a little fast car for
him up there, Paula Cole? Where have all the cowboys gone?
And I don't want to wait?

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
Jewel, Jewel, the snkele tooth, you know what? And that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
I'm okay with it because I thought Jewel was so
hot and I really dug Jewels late nineties music like
I was really The album was called Pieces of Me.
I think it's what it was called Pieces of Me,
and and it had like you Were Meant for Me?
And then what was the other? The the the who
Will Save Your Soul? The song that was in the

(01:12:16):
Batman movie? What was that? One's Foolish game Boy? Jewel
had some bangers. I never realized, you said, a Jewel fan.
I like that one album I watch like, I really liked.
That's another song that my wife hates is is you
Were Meant for Me?

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Bye?

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
It's such a good song, and she's like, this song
is stupid and I hate it and this woman's a
loser for the way she feels about this guy. I'm like,
shut up, Jelly, don't be so bitchy about Jewel. Like
I just I love that song so much. Oh, let
me see here. That's a jam.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Oh I'm a grocery store banger.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
For it is God. That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:12:53):
I hear the clock.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
He's sick same. I feel so high from where I.

Speaker 10 (01:13:01):
Got my eggs and my pancakes too. I got damn
soon everything. But hurry the oaks and make a smiley hays.
I kind of like it in my brand new Please Summer.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
I'm responsible for me. I need that key's in the
door and never put wet towels. I'm the floor any macas.

Speaker 4 (01:13:25):
My wife hates the song, chang that Jelly. We're almost listening.
He is not reading the lyrics off the screen. He's
doing it's great from his memory. That's what I do
when I get drunk on the weekends. I just watch
music videos and I sing along parties.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Usually it's not Jewel, but usually it's like early early
two thousands butt rock and emo pop so pop rock,
like you know, like it'll go from hinder into like
good Charlotte into you know some forty one.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Oh you know, my favorite is Teenage dirt Bag.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Oh eat is God? I love teenage? Are you doing
in the high pitchful setup?

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
You have to?

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
And then you got to do the I've got two
tickets too made. I don't know what the hell weed
just ever did Other than that, I think that's about it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
But boy, it was good. I think they're still capitalizing
on that track too well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
I mean, what else would they do?

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
And then the video the chick from American Pie was
in there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Oh yeah, because it was in that movie The Loser.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Loser Left the Loser is what that movie was called.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Let me see here, hold on, I'll do this and
then I'm done. Then we got other things to do.
We got to get people into the toolbox party later
as well. Boy, that's getting to Jason Biggs was in
this movie. It was called Loser.

Speaker 7 (01:14:39):
God.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
To me, this is like when you think of like
Mount Rushmore of like late nineties, early two thousands pump
like a punk pop anthem.

Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
Yeah, plus they got like the scratching the records in
there combined all those sounds of that decade.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Or see we talked about earlier about ninety stuff that
kids don't get anymore, right, Like, oh, they don't get
the small tea and the walkmans and stuff like that.
They don't get weedst But this song is a banger geez.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
I feel like like so many teens could like relate
to the lyrics.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
I'll tell if you're pining after that hot chick and
totally he's never paying any attentions. Yeah, because I was
a teenage dirtbag. I really was, And I was just
like some suburban dufus white kid, but in my mind
I was a teenage dirtbag because when I heard this song,
I'm like, exactly, why does that chick not like me?
I'll get two tickets to Iron Maiden Baby Boy like that.

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If you had to think that's your genre, like you
really love like early two thousand's, late nineties pop punk,
your wife does. We gotta think of it for you
a mount rushmore like when you think of the definitive
anthems of that genre of music that you're a big
fan of, this would clearly be one of This has
to be on that that is like the jam, Yeah,
it was, I mean, he's a huge jam. I don't

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know if I put it on my Mount Rushmore putting
you on the spot. Yeah, well, who's your favorite of
these pop punk.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
Bands of that era, like fall Boy, be up there,
Blink wy two, who else was a big.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Increase, Charlotte good Charlotte, Blink a little bit, but Blink
for sure, Blink would be up there, like those guys
could do no wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Back at that time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
And then they add some good like one hit wonders
like some forty one that you know, you think of
like that one big hit, or you think of what's that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
The the the who am I thinking of?

Speaker 7 (01:16:30):
The?

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
The damn the cars in the front yard and lit
you got we played that earlier. Yeah, boy, this is
a good conversation. I'm glad we're having it. All bands
that I know I've seen live. We've transitioned from Lila
Fair lesbian rock of the nineties to pop punk emo
stuff of the early two thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
How DoD you feel about Alien and Farms?

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Oh dude, I think Alien an Farm's version of Smooth
Criminal is better than my superior Superiod.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Yes, now this is where this song really gets good.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
And then the hot chick shows up in the video
and shell Cot he's a low and behold but here
we go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
She's rocking over to me.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
This must be faked.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
My leg starts to shake.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
How does she know who I am?

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
And why does she give? Damn?

Speaker 8 (01:17:21):
I've got two tickets too, Win Made and Baby come
with me Friday. Don't say maybe because I'm just a
teen age dirt bag bag like you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Boy. That's good stuff. That's a jam My God, I
love that song so much. Well, while we're just sitting
around building your mount rushmore of pop punk anthems of
the late nineties and early two thousands, I'm giving you
a task. This is your task for the next hour.
You never know where this show is gonna go. You
really don't all right at night because we go for

(01:18:00):
talking about Merkins and whether or not you would wear
beave underpants to Cheryl Crowe and heard the sexual relations
with kid Rock to weed Us and lesbian back up
in Yeah, all that stuff. By today has been a day,
hasn't it? How do you not listen to the show?
Tell your friends about it? All right, we'll get you
into the Toolbox party here in about half an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
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Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Say Josh in his show on one six point seven
double LLZ Detroit's Wheels Yeah crazy, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
I see I am a buck Cherry guy. I see,
I'm a butt rock guy, and buck Cherry to me,
falls into that category firmly of butt rock, the biggest
of the butts among them.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Yes, to me, like the definitive butt rock band.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
If you're going with smaller ones, like if you want
to include Nickelback and that, you want to include Dawtry
and Shine Down, if you want to call them butt
rock bands, fine, But when I think of smaller butt
rock bands of the late nineties early two thousands, like,
to me, Hinder is like the ultimate I don't know why,
just the songs, the videos, everything about it. Like I
loved Hinder for whatever reason. Get Stoned was a good song,

(01:19:15):
Lips of an Angel was a good song. Better than
Me was a great song. Dude better than Me as
a banger, all right, But this isn't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
About butt rock right now. It's about a more important topic.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
It is it about the late nineties early two thousands
pop punk, emo music that James Campbell enjoys. We have
a mount rushmore of the definitive four pop punk, emo
rock songs of the late nineties and early two thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Jimmy, what is your mount Rushmore?

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
All Right, it's gonna start with Green Day basket Case, Okay,
because that is actually the first album on CD I
ever owned.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
It was a Green Day dookie album, Okay, and that
was huge when I was in junior high.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
See. I don't always consider or think of Green Day
as part of that, but they're like the Godfathers. Yeah, absolutely,
there was like one of the ogs because then you
think of that album, but then you get into like
Nice Guys Finished Last, and then you get into like
American Idiot, where a lot of Green Day people think
they sold out. They're like, American Idiot sucks. It sounds
good to dude. American Idiot was good stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:11):
I think that's just where they got more politically charged,
and it was less about writing songs about just fun,
you know, punk rock stuff, and more like there's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Still a good take a stand.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yeah, Idiot was good.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
It was twenty one Guns was good. Wake Me Up
When September Ends was good.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
But that's kind of where their core people kind of
thought they took a turn and a lot of them
didn't like it. It didn't matter. They sold like a
billion albums, so who cares. So we've got what basket Case? Okay,
So basket Case is on the mount Rush they blink one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Okay, dead see that, damn it? This is growing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
The song.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
I will never see them perform live again because I'm
too old to sit through the entire show and wait
to the last song.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
I mean, you know, I leave what I know, the
encourse coming. I beat traffic at Pine Knob A right,
So we got damn it? Okay, we got Jimmy World.
Middle the Middle is such an overplayed song, but I
get it. It's not about whether it's overplayed. It's about
whether or not it's a definitive jam of that era,
and it certainly is. Once the song hit my earphones,
I was I was sold like that was on repeat.

(01:21:13):
I remember vacuuming the pool, uh in my house. You know,
I'm looking for an excuse to clean the pool just
so I could listen to that on my red Sony
CD Discman, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Who shouldn't be in that pool? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
I hope you don't swim with You're really gonna piss
my dad off in that pool and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Then the final one, final one.

Speaker 4 (01:21:34):
Oh man, it's gonna be either between some forty one
fat Lip or Newfound Glory.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
My friend's over you.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Oh that's a good boy. That's solid one. Let me
ask you about softer and not. The music isn't necessarily softer,
but the band is like a Simple Plan. How do
you feel about Simple Plan?

Speaker 7 (01:21:50):
Then?

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Yeah, I love them.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
I'm just a kid. Yeah, yeah, what was the simple perfect? Perfect?

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
Yeah, that's a banger. That's a good They were here
like a month ago. I think they were out at
uh Freedom Hill. Were they opening for somebody or h yeah,
they were. They were just one of those nostalgia tours. No,
I want to say Simple Plan was opening for somebody
or vice versa. There was another act in there that
was good. I think they were opening for a bigger
act and I don't remember who the bigger act.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Oh gotcha, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
I remember seeing Simple Plan at the shelter like before
they even were like known. They just started to get
that I'm just a kids song on the radio.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
They played like a low dough, like a two dollars
show or something like that, and I remember seeing them
like in the basement of seen Andrews Hall.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Did you watch the documentary about Simple Plans? I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
There's one on Amazon Simple Plan. I didn't know Simple
Plan was such a big deal. I'm watching this. I
didn't know they required a documentary for Simple Plan. But yeah,
I didn't think they would deserve one. Very nice guys.
Tell me tell me an emo pop punk nineties two
thousand song that you despise one of the scenes. I'll
let you think on that, because like you got the
songs you love, like, it's easy to me, it's easier

(01:22:54):
to think of songs you hate. But like, I know,
my wife's gonna kill me, but good Charlotte Lifestyles of
the Richard Face a great song.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
So I'm over.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
I'm so over that, like that I played too much
and for some reason, like these songs you mentioned got
I know, I know, but for whatever reason that could
try the track sticks in my mind is like, I
like it. What do you think about the anthem?

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
The anthem? I like, I enjoyed the anthem and Fallout
Boy's got like a thousands, got a thousand being they're awesome,
fall Out Boy's great. I'm trying to think that they
were the Fallout Boy and Good Charlotte are like the
two big like the two giant ones really of that era, though,
absolutely who what's the other big band? I think there
was Good Charlotte, there was Fallout Boy, and then there
was one other one. Who's calling?

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Is that my phone?

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Does say?

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Is that my phone? I didn't turn my ringer off?
Oh my goodness, it's just.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
The bank looking for money or.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
It's not time to upgrade your extended car warranty.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
That's the first time that's ever happened to me, because
I never used to have to set a damn alarm.
So now I set the alarm. I forgot to turn
it off. I should have just blamed you, but whatever,
I'm a pro. I'm a team player, all right. But anyway,
if you guys want to get in, text the word
Josh and your message five one eight eight one five
one eight eight one text the word Josh and your message.
You can also call I did get a text here
from someone who did build them out Rushmore, but it's

(01:24:09):
not quite what we were looking for. But this might
be like chick Rock maybe, but we've got Liz Fair
Why can't die? That's a jam and It's really different
than a lot of other Liz Fair stuff. That was
like her one kind of poppy rock hit. Right then
you got Lisa loebe I Do, which was the follow
up to it was like her second hit that there's

(01:24:30):
a moderate hit called I Do, pretty good song sixpence,
none the richer, there she goes and Pocket full of
Sunshine by Natasha Bettingfield Field. I prefer the other, not
Tasha Beddingfield though.

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Anyway, Now let's play rock and roll.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
By Rush, who's going on sort of a tour, but
it's four cities really a tour, I don't know, but
one six point seven Dtroit's Wheels tool Box Party coming
up November eighth, The Toolbox Party at Hollywood Casino at

(01:25:07):
Greek Town from one to three, and you can only
get in if you win your way in, you crazy kiddos.
Twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes and power tools powered
by Bebi's Liquor and Fine Wine, Dean Sellers Ford in
the Troy Motor Mall and Detroit Diamond Drilling. Tons of
great prizes that you can win, and apparently there's new

(01:25:29):
ones that have just been added, like a giant ass
TV and a smoker. My god, I want the smoker
so bad. I miss smoking meat.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
I bet I do you have a tone?

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
What are your passions here? You had a tone, and
that's okay, be immature if you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Choose to be, sir.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
I do choose to be.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
But I got me this far.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
It also had you at Circle K for eight months.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Very true.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
So watch it. I cried my eyes on, But so
I do, I said, man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
I used to like every weekend I'd throw like a
pork butt on the smoke or whatever. And then I
got rid of it because I was moving and it
was kind of run down anyway, and now I want
another smoker. But I'm broke. You guys know what that's
like to be broke. Well I'm that. But anyway, so
I know you got your own problems. But I'm going
to try to win the smoker, and if you win it,

(01:26:20):
I'm going to try to barter with you and try
to find a way to get the smoker from You
can haggle, Hell, you can have the show. I'll trade
you in the show for a smoker. It'll be the
Steve Smith Show that next Monday. If I can have
your smoker, all right, So we got to find somebody
to go to the toolbox party. Here. You can bring
you in three of your friends, three of your closest

(01:26:41):
to megos. So let's see here. Let me take a
random call here, let's see what we got cooking. Let
me turn on the phone just to maring. Sure, let's
go with this one.

Speaker 3 (01:26:54):
Hi, Hello, Detroit's wheels. Who's this?

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
Alright? This is Will Heat. How you doing, hey, Will?

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
How are you well?

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
Relatively good? Considering that you can not account because the
piece in the east, I'm not doing bad. Good for you, man,
that's deep and I appreciate that. Like we're trying to
keep people educated here, stay woke, fam. Now here's the
thing I'd like to get you into the toolbox party.
Would you like to go? I would love to go.
Why is that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Why would you love to go to the toolbox party?

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
Will? I would love to go down there to meet you,
meet everybody else and get a chance to win some tools.
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
We do have tools.

Speaker 2 (01:27:34):
We have electric bicycles, we have we have televisions, We
have smokers. What was the other thing you said that
they just added there was a smoker, Yes, a PS five.
Will do you want a PS five?

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
That'd be fun?

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
What would you do? Do you play video games? I
do really like I'm going to judge you here. You
didn't sound like a guy that I would have expected
to play video games. Are you smoking kids in Fortnite? There?

Speaker 5 (01:27:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
No, not Fortnite a case. You know, I get on
some of the other first person person shooters just to
take all my frustrations and I have a good time.

Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
So you call a duty guy.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
Too.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Now you've scared the hell out of me.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
I don't like when white dudes call up and say, hey,
I play video games where I shoot people to take
up my frustrations. Next thing you know, we got a
Michael Douglas falling down situation here. Hell no, no, no, no, okay,
that just making sure wills like just in the games.
I'm not killing anybody in real life doing it as
far as you know, not a psychopath.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
All right, Well, let me put you on, old brother.

Speaker 2 (01:28:34):
But we're gonna get you into the Toolbox party with
two of your closest friends. All right, Oh, you're awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Thank You're awesome, Will thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
His two close friends are going to be like Jeffrey
Dahmer and Ed. Hello, you know he's going to the party, Like,
who's here anyway? So will congratulations brother, We're glad that
you're going to be coming to the party. You can
if you didn't get in this time twelve twenty five
with Rob three twenty five with the Doc in five
five with the Doc. This party is going to be

(01:29:03):
really awesome. Over twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes and
power tools. So it's going to be a good time
at the party. And we're all going to be there
and we're gonna drink beers together and we're going to
become lifelong friends.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
So that's awesome. And uh, we'll play some more rock
and roll for you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Coming up on.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Wheel Josh and his show one six point seven w ll.

Speaker 7 (01:29:23):
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Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
That's Otto La dot com, Z Rocks Bam. That is Ram,
Jam and Black Betty. We are one oh six point
seven Detroit's Wheels and Josh.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
He's James. Hello, everybody, Good news for you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I have been told for me, well not for you,
but for the people listening audience, to the to the
masses that are listening right now. Good news for you.
I'll seven people. You think I was over on the
The Mojo Show. They called me in because they want to.
They apparently they do a bit every day where they
make fun of the clothes I wear. I had no
idea that I was the object of their morning fodder.

(01:30:05):
But I hope they say, hey, check them out on
his show. They do throw me a pity book. But
I was like, Wow, this is what it's like to
talk with people actually listening. This is I was nervous here.
I'm not nervous at all because it's just you know,
friends and family. I mean, we just us and Casey.
But I've been told by people that I can ter.

(01:30:28):
This sounded that sound I can ter more people. I
can get another person into the Tampa Mayo Challenge today.
I've been told that we've got another spot available today.
So if somebody wants to get in right now. Eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven, first
person through will earn a spot in the Tampa Mayo Challenge,
which could win you a could win you a pair

(01:30:52):
of tickets essentially a pair of tickets to see our
guys take on Tampa next Monday. Could be a gift card.
I think the gift card to get the tickets. It's
you know, yeah, a thousand dollars gift card to Ticketmaster.
If you want to have a chance to win that
and score fifty bucks to Kroger, then call right now,
first person through at eight seven seven, nine eight eight
one oh six seven. That will get you into the
Tampa Mayo Challenge eight seven seven nine eight eight one

(01:31:15):
o six seven a bonus opportunity. There will be a
bunch of grubby, little meaty hands and a big fat
of mayonnaise next Monday, and that will possibly get you
into the ballgame. The things people will do to see
our guys take on Tampa. Eight seven seven nine eight
eight one oh six seven. That is the number. First
person through you will get that opportunity and you will

(01:31:37):
score the Kroger gift card. And as a man of
my word, I will reward the first person through. Hello,
who's this? Hey?

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Hey Ken? What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Not too much? Hopefully I win.

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Well, you know what, you were the.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
First person through, So congratulations, You've won fifty dollars to Kroger.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
And next Monday you'll have a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
To possibly win one thousand dollars to ticket Man, which
will buy you tickets to see our guys take on
Tampa for Monday night football.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
How about that?

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
Oh be awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Well there you go, brother.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
I appreciate you listening, and I appreciate you having a
fast hand. You're the quickest draw in the West. So
here's what I'm gonna do it for you. I'm gonna
put you on hole. We'll get your information. How about that? Cool? Great?

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
So Ken is now in the Tampa Mayo Challenge. He
sounds like command and goes to handle his mayonnaise. I
think that's a compliment. I think let me see. Hold on, Hey, Ken,
do you know how to handle your mayonnaise?

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
Like it makes some mean tuna. There we go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
The man likes tuna, Ken, the tuna man. Maybe he'll
take the lift overs.

Speaker 2 (01:32:39):
It's like, hey, we'll throw in jingle ball tickets if
you'll eat some of the mayonnaise.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
We're talking.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
You gotta go face first into the mayonnaise, though, dude,
that sounds good anyway. So congratulations Ken. And now here's
a little Diddy about Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp.
So hear about him sucking on chili dogs outside.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
The Tasty Freeze.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
Try fer here's a story for you before we get
out of here, and it's about Jack and Diane. Really,
so this song of course by John Mellencamp. So it's
a different Jack and Diane. No, this is about the
same Jack and Die. Well, it's kind of a different
Jack and Diane. So the original story in the song
was supposed to be a story about an interracial couple,
like Jack was a black guy, okay, and like I

(01:33:27):
guess that Diane was white. And it was supposed to
be the super progressive song about an interracial couple like
an Indiana or something. And then apparently the record label
was like, nah, we don't want you to do that.
That's not good. Now. I don't know what the words
would have been, like how it would have like how
you explain in the song that Jack is black. I
don't know if that was like part of the song. Yeah,
so I have no idea, like if there's a verse

(01:33:48):
in there where he want to see the original lyrics
before the record label got ahold out the like there
was an extra verse in there, and it's like, well,
Jack was black and his girlfriend was like I don't know,
Like I don't know if like that just worked in
the middle there, so it could be super progressive, Like
I legitimately don't know, but that was the story that
I've heard and I've seen in different stories, is that
Jack and Diane was originally supposed to be about an

(01:34:09):
interracial couple.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Interesting, but then it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
I can google it and get you the full details,
but sometimes I like to prove the off the top
of my head knowledge. Not that any of you would
have known had I googled that, but like that's you
and I love generally speaking. So I worked at a
radio station in Saint Louis called Casey ninety five, a
legendary rock station that went from being like a badass
station that like broke artist to be in a station

(01:34:34):
that just played old Brian Adams music. Basically, it became
a classic rock station when I got there and stopped
doing badass things and it was like, hey, here's fog
hat Like okay, cool, so but they used to do
really cool stuff. And they've got these guys that have
been on the air there for a hundred years and
they do these shows where they uh, like on a
Sunday morning, though, they'll tell you the story behind the
song and they all tell you the story behind the

(01:34:56):
songs if they're just like, remembering the story one of
my favorite things to do.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
And maybe this is why I got fired. Nobody liked me.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
You figured it out. But I would go to Wikipedia
and just follow along with their commentary off of Wikipedia.
I'd be like, I'd be like, well, let me tell
you about Jack and Diane, and did you know that
this song reached number two on the charts, And then
such and such guitar playersaid this, and it was word
for word what was on Wikipedia, and no one cared
because they all thought these guys were like stories.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
Yeah, but I get so angry over it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
I'd be sitting in the car with my wife and
I'm like, show her my phone at see see they
don't know anything. All these people think I'm stupid what
I tell us stories because I remembered it, not because I.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
Wikipedia did yeah, principle. And then I got fired. And
none of those people have reached out since I got fired.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
That's the only place I've been fired where quite literally,
no one I worked with ever reached out.

Speaker 3 (01:35:45):
Even to say, hey, how you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:46):
Really, they hated me, and their listeners hated me because
they're just all these old heads that like they didn't
like people talking on the radio. They like no personality,
And it's just wild to me that people can be
so passionate about songs they've heard a thousand time. It
would have been incredible. Is if you knew what songs
they were gonna do, like a week in advance, so
you can go into the Wikipedia and make your own edits.

(01:36:07):
They put a bunch of falls like ridiculous things on
there and see if it made the program. That don't
teach you. It's like John k from Steppenwolf, who's known
to have a micro penis, exactly all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
It was during the recording of Magic.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
It was during the recording of Born to Be Wild
that he discovered that he actually has a thimble sized
penis and that is not normal. Here's Born to Be Wild,
John Cougar Mellencamp, who has anal Fishers and dealt with
that during of all the ailments, you picked thousands of ailments,

(01:36:50):
you go a Fishers. So in John Mellencamp was recording
Cherry Bomb, he discover he had a big time flare
up of his hemorrhoids. And that made it pretty amazing
that he was able to pump out such good to
song like the Authority Song is. The Authority Song is
actually about an altercation he had with a Walmart greeterer

(01:37:10):
like that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:37:11):
It would have been amazing, I mean, and then it
would have been justified that they never reached out after
you got fired. You destroyed the show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
Anyway. Jack and Diane, which was about Jack Lord from
Hawaii five Oh and Diane from Cheers, Like what. I
never did that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
I didn't have the balls to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Nor have I ever figured out how to edit Wikipedia
because I'm eighty so I don't know. Every time I've
tried to edit a Wikipedia, they're like, you have no
proof of this, you can't do this, Like I would
have avance for proof now, Oh, at least every time
I've done it. I've tried to put in stuff about
myself on Wikipedia on occasions, like where's your proof? Like
here's my ID, yeah, and they'd be like, Nope, you
can't change it on Wikipedia, Like, well, screw you, you jerk.

Speaker 3 (01:37:57):
I guess you didn't donate enough money.

Speaker 2 (01:37:58):
I guess not. Boy, isn't it ad when Wikipedia does
the thing where they start asking you for money?

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
Hey, we know you're at Wikipedia. Just give us one
minute if you could donate a buck fifty. I'm like, no, NPR,
I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
Now you're gonna turn me off, and I'm gonna find
an alternative place to find probably false information. Quickly, Dick
started with the ini Pedia, the Nspedia. That's right, AnyWho,
All right, well we'll get out of here. I'll play
one more song though for you, and then we will
see you later. We'll be back tomorrow. You'll have another
chance to get into the Toolbox Party, multiple chances, eight

(01:38:30):
to twenty five and nine to twenty five. You get
a chance to get into the Tampa Mayo Challenge at
seven oh five ish. And by the way, you're gonna
have another show all day. You can win a thousand dollars.
There's so many things I have to promote. That's basically
all I'm here to do is tell you all the
things that they want you to do or we're gonna
do to make you listen, none of which is hey, we're.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Doing a good show.

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
It's all like, hey, you want a thousand dollars prize,
pig boy, you got that coming up at five after
the hour you want to get you want to win
football tickets? Listen tomorrow at seven. You want to go
to our party, listen at eight twenty five and nine
twenty five. Should I just listen because it's good? No, no,
it's not good, But we have to pay someone to
do it, so please listen if you want. But we're
really banking on all these giveaways to get you to

(01:39:09):
tune in. Get on the end promotion monkey. All right,
So anyway, we're getting out of here. But first you
will hear say it Ain't So, which is a song
that Weezer stole from Hall and Oates. Are they really no?

Speaker 6 (01:39:21):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:39:22):
But those guys on cage all we'll see you guys
later

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