September 8, 2025 • 44 mins
The Lions got smoked on Opening Day and the Tigers had a crappy weekend.
Josh is amused by a lady who was on the news in Alabama.
Have you seen the Phillies Karen?
Can you guess the #1 mens hobby that turns off women?
Josh is amused by a lady who was on the news in Alabama.
Have you seen the Phillies Karen?
Can you guess the #1 mens hobby that turns off women?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show,
Hello everybody taking a look at sports? Do we have
to terrible weekend? Unless you root for SPARTI stay, that
was your weekend. Not only did you get a victory
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over the weekend over Boston College a great game, but
it was in four K, so it was a stunning
victory and stunning four K. Outside of that, it was
a terrible weekend. You saw the Lions yesterday. Final score
wasn't really indicative of how bad the game actually was. Hey,
at least they scored a touchdown and didn't get skunked
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in that way. But yesterday's game was terrible. Lions were awful,
couldn't do anything. Packers now have the bragging rights and
the lead in the division again US one game long season,
but my god, that game was terrible. Then, on top
of that, the Tigers lose two out of three to
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the freaking White Sox. Bullpen blew it yesterday. Well really,
Charlie Morton sucked like he always does. He was out
early after giving him three runs. He was out early.
Bullpen ends up blowing that game. So you lose two
out of three to the White Sox. By the way,
the Wolverines on Saturday just got trounced what you felt
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was likely with a quarterback making his first real start
in the game. But let's say this, I hear that
a lot. Well, you know, young quarterback guys only like
eighteen years old, and he goes from playing in high
school to playing at Oklahoma in front of one hundred
thousand people. That's not easy. No, it's not. But you're
paid like a professional athlete, So you're not gonna get
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any sympathy from me, like whether it's fair or not.
If you're getting paid the way Bryce Underwood is getting paid,
people are going to judge you differently. It's not all
that's just a kid. No, you're a professional athlete and
you decided to go to Michigan because Michigan paid you
the most money. You are a pro. You're not a
student athlete, quote unquote. You are a professional athlete. In
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the same way that people crapped on Arch Manning down
at Texas after his first start was terrible. You're gonna
have to deal with that because you are paid to
be a star. You are paid to be a pro.
This isn't nineteen seventy five and people aren't worried about
how you do in your history class. No one cares.
You are paid to be a pro. Go out and
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be a pro. So just a bad sports weekend overall
here in the area. Again outside of State who salvaged it.
So if you're a State fan, good weekend for you.
Rough for the Lions, Rough for the Tigers, Rough for
the Wolverines. Boy, we were all so hyped up and
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everything going into the weekend. And I think the worst
part is not the Lions lost. You can lose games.
That happens, right, it's the fact that they weren't even
really competitive in the game, that they were hideous, that
they were terrible, like in, just a flat terrible game
that never felt like it was out of reach but
never really felt like it was within reach. Just awful.
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the most selfless potential lottery winners. Let's talk about selflessness.
I'll have some audio that really will restore your faith
in people being selfless. It will restore your faith in man.
We have that coming up on wheels Josh one of
six point seventy Detroit Wheels Josh in the show, I'm
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sure you heard that there were multiple people that won
the power ball. So a lot of people are getting
a lot of cash. Okay, say a lot of people.
A few people are getting tons of cash, all right,
So there's a lot of money going around. That said.
People always ask you what you would do with money
the power ball, if you won the lottery, what would
you do with it? And some people say, you know,
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I'd buy by take care of my whole family, buy
everybody in the family a house. I would donate it
to charity, because those people are full of it, but
they'll donate all the money to charity. You hear those
things all the time from people, and a lot of
times people give you these kind of Pollyanna almost bs answers.
I mean they are b answers, Like if I won
the lottery, trust me, you know, there'd be signs and
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I would be driving fancy cars, I'd be doing a
lot of stuff. I'd live in mansions. Why not, right,
I'd be one of those guys that if I won
the lottery, there'd be documentaries done about me because I'd
probably be dead within a year or broke within a
year because I gambled it all the way, right, Okay,
So you hear these stories all the time. Well, it
is refreshing when somebody is honest when they're asked about
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what they would do with lottery winnings. We take you
to Alabama where this lady was interviewed outside of a
convenience store, and her honesty is quite refreshing. What would
you do if you won the lottery?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Ta exactly what I'd do with the first seventy million.
I'd pay off Kaitlin to Boor and get him the
heck out of the University of Alabama, and then I'd
take whatever else it took to get rid of the
ad Oh Burn, I don't like him either.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
There you go. I appreciate the honesty, the commitment, and
then I started thinking about this. First of all, her
commitment to the Tide is second to none. Good for you.
But then I started thinking, what are the logistics of that?
Like what if this person actually won the lottery and
had seventy million just on hand, just seventy mili in
cash on hand. If this lady would have gone to
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the University of Alabama and proposed that she wanted to
buy out the coach, what would they do? Because obviously
they're not happy with the coach. I got their asses
kicked by Florida State. Then they bounced back and beat
the hell out of some no name school this weekend.
But what if that happened. What if this lady just said, Hey,
I have seventy million dollars and I hate the coach.
What do I do? What would they do? I'm fascinated
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by that. Also, her selflessness, that's selfless. She cares about
the entire state of Alabama and the Alabama fan base.
She could have said, Hell, I'd take that money and
I'd go buy like fourteen mansions and buy an island.
I'd buy four hundred cars, I'd do whatever. No, she said,
I'm committed to this state and to the University of Alabama.
That's fandom. That selflessness, kid, Is that a stone cold selflessness.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Exactly what I'd do with the first seventy million. I'd
pay off Kaitlin to Boord and get him the heck
out of the University of Alabama. And then I'd take
whatever else it took to get rid of the ad
old Burn.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't like him either, old Burn. Now, in her defense,
she also added some other things she would consider doing
with more of the money.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So they're ruining our football program, I'd give the church money.
I don't know how much of what i'd have, you know,
after paying my taxes, but I'm sure i'd have plenty
with this kind of deal.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But I know I'm not gonna win.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I just hope I win some scratch offs.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I just do it for the fun out. I like
this woman. She's realistic, but she also says if if
I mean she's got a news camera in front of
her and a microphone in front of her. So they
say what if what would you do if you won
the lottery, and she says, well, first of all, I'd
buy out the coach for seventy million. Then I'd get
the ad fired because they've ruined our football program. I
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like this lady. She probably makes some man very happy
like that. That's a pece, that's a keeper. Not only
does he have a lady that likes football, he has
a lady that's so committed to football that she's going
to buy out the coach and the ad if she
won the lottery, because they've ruined the football program. I
like her. The Josh Ennis Show and the Offspring on Wheels,
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well a six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show,
got a chance for you to win Tigers tickets coming
up next hour. And have you met the Philadelphia Baseball
Karen If you haven't seen this video, this woman Total
Karen has made giant news. She's all over the internet.
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So we'll talk about that. You'll also hear from Dan
Campbell that loss sucked yesterday. That's all coming up on wheels.
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Speaker 1 (08:55):
You root for State. State had a great one, and
that game was in four K. Get all these games
in four K like that was the highlight of my weekend.
Actually was watching the State Boston College game, which was
a great game, double overtime excitement. Got to watch it
in four K. You don't really realize how crappy broadcast
(09:19):
television quality is until you watch something in four K
or streaming. Like so, I have the YouTube Sunday ticket,
the NFL Sunday ticket on YouTube, and all of the
games look immaculate, just incredible. Then you flip on the
Lions game and it looks awful on Fox. I'm sure
there's some reason for this, considering it has something to
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do it the way they kind of smash down the
signal of the broadcast. Not to get all technical on
you here, but I'm sure you guys noticed this, right
that you've got these great TVs. You spend all this
money on great televisions, and you can watch games that
stream and they look amazing, and you flip on the
Lions game just it's night and day over the air
(10:04):
versus streaming, Like I'm watching the Jets and Steelers, that
game was awesome. Yesterday, I'm watching some great games on
the Sunday Ticket and they just look awesome, and then
flip the Lions on for twenty five. Instantly my wife goes,
why does this look so bad compared to the stream.
I'm like, I don't know the science behind it. I
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don't know the technico the the technical term for it,
but it is night and day. Like that game on Friday,
the Chiefs and Chargers that was on YouTube was one
of the most amazing looking broadcast I have ever seen,
other than the State Boston College four K, which was bonkers.
And then boom, you get the local Lions broadcast and
(10:48):
it just looks bad. And I used to think it
was just my TV, so I bought a new TV
and it still looked the same. So I know everybody
deals with this. AnyWho. I guess it's better that that
horrible game wasn't in four K. Would it have looked
worse had it been in a crystal clear picture? I
don't know. Speaking of that game, you'll hear from Dan
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Campbell here momentarily. Also, your chance to win Tiger's tickets
this hour. How about you do this, It's very simple.
Entertain me on the phones here. I'm not here to
play games with you. I don't need to do games today. Look,
the Lions sucked, the Wolverine sucked, the Tigers sucked. This weekend.
It was a bad weekend. So if you get in
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best call this hour, best call, we'll get those Tigers tickets.
And not only that, if you have a good call
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playing games. I just want to talk with you today,
the day after the season opening disaster in Green Bay,
(11:57):
the day after the Tigers lose two out of three
to the freaking White Sox, two days after Bryce Underwood
was dreadful in Oklahoma. And of course, if you're sparting
today and you want to gloat, you can do that too.
This is your day. Eight seven seven, nine eight eight
one oh sixty seven. You'll also hear the Phillies, Karen.
(12:18):
We'll have that for you this hour. We are loaded.
Let's play some rock and roll now, come on, one oh
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sports now. So the Lions lost twenty seven thirteen, and
it really wasn't that close. They picked up a garbage
touchdown last night to make the score look a little
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bit more respectable, but they got their asses kick, no
other way to put it, they got smoked. One of
the talking points among fans and other people is the coordinators.
You got new OC, new DC right, and neither side
of the ball looked for particularly good. And does Dan
Campbell concerned after one game as it relates to the
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new coordinators.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Well, look, this is the same thing we ran into,
you know, with AG and Ben. I mean, in twenty two,
he's better we started one in six. I mean, I
think people are asking me to five again at one six.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That is true. Things were not good, particularly with Aaron Glenn.
People were really ready to run him out of town.
And then now he's the head coach with Jets and
Ben Johnson makes his debut time. What's going to really suck?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Though?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Let's be real, if Ben Johnson tonight with Caleb Williams
and he turns Caleb Williams into Joe Montana tonight, like
if that happens. Oof tomorrow is gonna really suck. Speaking
of things that really suck, the Tigers lost two out
of three to the White Sox and they continue to sputter.
(13:54):
Yesterday they tried some form of pitching chaos. Again, that's
where we are in the season. Now we're doing pitching chaos.
You know, like pitching chaos means it means you didn't
go out and get a number two starter. The reason
why there's pitching chaos is because most of the starting
pitchers aren't very good. That's what annoys because this team
could win the World Series. They could, but instead of
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getting a legitimate number two starter or somebody that you
feel comfortable with starting a baseball game in the playoffs,
instead it's well, we signed Charlie Morton, who sucks so
bad we have to use him in pitching chaos. Oh
my god, it's dreadful. Speaking of the Tigers. We have
Tigers to give it a way later this hour. So
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while you were sleeping last night, I stayed my ass
up to watch the end of that Baltimore Buffalo game.
Now that was a football game, My god, that was fun.
Josh Allen and the boys down like sixteen with the
game on the line, like four minutes to go, come back,
and the damn thing. What a game in the first
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Sunday of the season. I guarantee if many of you
went to sleep and we're like, I guess Baltimore kicked
their ass, then you wake up and it's like, wait
a minute, that game was wild last night. Lots of
fun in Buffalo, and that's sports now coming up, you're
going to hear from the Philadelphia baseball Karen. If you
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didn't see this story, it is amusing. So one of
the big stories over the weekend was that of the
Philadelphia Phillies. Karen. This was at the Miami Marlins ballpark,
whatever the hell they call that plays now, and someone
hits a home run and there's a lot of empty
sections or empty ish sections in this ballpark, and a
gentleman runs over and picks up this home run ball,
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and it was a scrum. There was a scrum for
this home run ball. And this man comes out of
it a couple of seats over from his goes back
over to his son, gives him the ball, proceeds to
hug his son like, hey, we got a ball, we
did it son. Well, the Philadelphia. Karen had other thoughts.
Now she looked exactly what you'd think Karen would look like,
(16:07):
like Keith Oberman. And she runs over and starts to
lecture this guy about how he stole her home run ball.
And here's a little bit of the audio of that,
(16:27):
if you couldn't hear, she said, you took it from me.
And she's lecturing this guy in front of his kid
and his wife. First of all, the guy got startled.
She ran over looking like I was gonna say, a
crazed Keith Oberman or a crazed Rosie O'Donnell. But when
are they're sane and uncrazed Keith Oberman and Rosie o'donald's.
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She runs over and the guy is genuinely startled, like
he does like a Kramer thing where it's like whoa like,
like he kind of is like jolted by her. Actually,
the guy gets tired of being lectured and just takes
the ball out of his son's mitt and gives it
to this crazy lady. People filmed it, and now this
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lady has gone viral. The way the story ends is
the Marlins found out about this. They brought the kid
a whole package and then he got to go and
meet Harrison Bader of the Philadelphia Phillies. So I think
he won in the long run there. But this lady
looks exactly what you would think she would look like.
(17:34):
She looks like she has the in this house we
believe sign right next to her. I'm with her, sign
right next to her. Every other sign you see in Ferndale,
That's what this lady looked like.
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Detroit's wheels one O six point seven Detroit's wheels. That's
Step and Wolf. I'm Josh. Good morning detroiters. Oh it's
not a good morning. Actually, well, I guess in theory,
every morning above ground is a good one, which is
something trite that people say all the time. But when
the Lions lose, the Tigers lose two out of three,
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the Wolverines lose. Unless you are sparty today, it was
a crappy weekend for you. Thus it's a crappy Monday,
and now you gotta wait five six days to get
back at it again and get the taste out of
your mouth. Speaking of the Tigers, though, I have Tigers
tickets to give away, and here's how I'd like to
do it. I'm going to tell you about a survey here,
and this is a survey from Date Psychology asked a
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group of women to rate the hobbies of men based
on their attractiveness. In all, seventy four hobbies were scoured
through and rated from charming, fun and desirable to downright
quote ick. Here are the sixteen hobbies that were the
biggest deal breakers for those ladies survey. Well, I'm not
going to tell you then, because I need you to
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guess number one. If you can guess the number one
deal breaker, the number one turnoff for women hobbies. I'm
not talking about you know, digging in your ass and
picking your nose stuff like that. I'm talking about hobbies.
What is the number one deal breaker hobby for men?
What turns women off? Just to give you a couple
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of these as an example, like number ten on the
list is clubbing. Apparently women are turned off if you
go to clubs. Or Crypto is number eight. So these
are the kind of hobbies we're looking at here, right, Crypto,
women are to be fair crypto. Have you ever met
someone who deals in crypto that you like. I agree
with that. Generally speaking, when these kind of lists come out,
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I get annoyed because we just act like women are
the end all, be all and everything, and that all
men are dopes. Look, if you want to sit around
and do crypto and play with a flesh light and
never have a date, that's fine with me. That's your prerogative.
But that's kind of the examples right to give you
kind of a a roadmap. What is the number one
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deal breaker as it relates to hobbies. So women are
turned off most by what male hobby. If you can
figure that out, you can have Tigers tickets. It's that simple,
So do hard to handle. It's the black crows on
Detroit's wheels. Hello, it's Josh. So here's what we got.
I have got this list of turnoffs hobbies that men
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have that turn women off. I'm looking for the number
one on this list. If you can provide for me
the number one hobby turnoff for women, I'll give you
Tigers tickets. All right, So let's see here. Let's go
to the phones and see what people think on this one.
Hello Wheels, you're on. Hey, good, what's going on man, Hey,
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how about video games? It is not video games? Kind
of in that same realm, but no, it is not
video games. Wheels, Hello, Patty, it is not hunting fishing.
And I'll tell you if I if I'm a dude,
I wouldn't want to be with a woman that wouldn't
want me to hunt and fish. You're providing damn it. Yeah, exactly,
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But no, that's not the right answer. Wheels, Hello, Hey,
how about watching sports on TV? It is not watching
sports on TV. What kind of monstrous woman would hate
a guy that watches sports on TV. My wife watches
more sports on TV than I do and gambles more
than I do. So I mean, really, I mean that's
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why we're together, I guess. Wheels, Hello, Hello, is it golfing?
It is not golfing, So nobody's gotten it right. So
it's not golfing. It's not hunting and fishing and loving
every day. It's not sports on TV. What is the
number one hobby that men have that turn women off
the most? If you know that answer called eight seven
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could score yourself. Tigers tickets Tigers in the Brave September nineteenth.
I'll have those tickets for you if you can tell
me the number one hobby turnoff? Women are turned off
most by this hobby. I gave you a Clubbing was
one that's in the list that's on this list, but
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not number one, And crypto is another example. What is
number one? If you know number one, let me know
right now? Eight seven seven nine eight eight one six seven.
A survey from Date Psychology asked women to rate the
hobbies of men based on their attractiveness. So which hobby
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is the biggest turnoff for women? Some of the examples
that are on this list that are not number one
include crypto, anime, clubbing. But what is number one? What
hobby turns women off the most? I got Tiger's tickets
on the line here. Let's see, hello, Wheels that you're on. Hey,
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I was going to take a shot.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
At the number one.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
What you got?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Comic books?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah, there you go. Comic books. Yes, women are turned
off most by comic books. Do you read comic books?
I do not, So that means you must be getting
laid all the time. I would like to say that,
and we all would, wouldn't we? So thank you? See
I don't know. I think that women are too judgmental.
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Men have it rough. Now. First of all, anytime you
hit on a chick at a bar or anything, they're
going to call you a creep or a predator or something.
So you've already got that calling against you, and now
you just like your comic books and chicks judging like
dudes are not allowed to judge the hobbies of women
who are like misogynists and sexist if we do that.
But women consider and have a whole list of things
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about dudes that they're turned off by. Here's what I
would do if I were a dude, if I were
like in the dating game in this era. I'm thirty nine,
But if I were like a twenty something year old
guy in the dating scene, here's what I would do.
I wouldn't date. I'd sit at home and read my
comic books, save them to maybe get money from them.
One day. I'd buy a flesh light and i'd play
my video games and i'd gamble. That's what I would do.
You don't need a woman for that. Now, obviously they
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don't like you read these lists. Some other examples include
arguing online porn and gambling. See this is why I
wouldn't have got laid down, because this is all things
I do right.
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Three Welcome in Josh Ennis Show. Hello friends. Still reeling
over the Lions loss yesterday, It's not even losing, it's
being uncompetitive. That was awful yesterday. I think I speak
for all of us when I say that was terrible, unwatchable,
bad football. It was bad. If you're gonna lose, lose.
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It's not like Green Day sucks. You're on the road.
There's a lot of factors, right, so if you lose
that game, it sucks. But it is what it is.
Play well, play competitive. They were never in it. They
looked terrible from the jump, So that kind of capped
off what was a crappy weekend. Obviously I didn't realize
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this because I'll be honest, with you. I didn't pay
a lot of attention to the Tigers game yesterday. Now
that football is in full swing, if it's a Sunday
like I got Sunday ticket going, I'm like, I'm probably
not gonna be paying too much attention to the team
that's nine games up in the division with a month togo.
You know, it's just not like I'll flip over. Maybe,
But Tigers were kind of out of side, out of
(25:46):
mind for me yesterday. But I was unaware that the
Tigers issued nine walks yesterday and it hit banner. So
they hit a batter and walk nine others. That's bananas.
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And of course they lost. You walk ten dudes in
a game you lose by two runs. Wolf all right,
coming up in this hour we will do sports. You
will hear from Dan Campbell on that loss. And there's
a lady down in Alabama that has the right idea
for what to do if she would have won the
power Ball. Now, of course she didn't. Two big time winners,
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one was in Texas, one was in Missouri. So this
woman didn't win the power Ball. But I like her
thinking as it relates to what she would do a
very selfless act you'll hear from that lady this hour
as well. So we are locked and stocked. We're ready
to go on this Monday. How about we play some
rock and roll now liked say what a radio station?
We play good tunes, we talk good things. Someone texted,
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who's a sports show?
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Now?
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Well, no, it's not a full on sports show, but
we're going to talk a lot the sports on this
radio show. It's football season. You know what people in
Michigan and Detroit care about this time of year. The Lions,
the Wolverines, the Spartans, the Tigers. So you bet your
ass will talk sports on air.
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Have to hide, O my feet going back against backers.
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Yea, she singing no ways a spooning about the sensibus.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
How you feel it? I can feel it? How can feel.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
That?
Speaker 11 (31:01):
Chasing storing le chasing these storing the Samson confin chasing
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both stooling about the.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Set feel.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
One O six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Nis show,
welcome in. Let you hear from that Alabama lady, the
selfless Alabama lady, what she would do with her lottery
winnings had she won them. She didn't obviously, the power
Ball went to Missouri and Texas and some other million
dollar winners some other places. I'll tell you where the
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losers were. They were in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Those were
the Lions yesterday. They got their asses kick final score
twenty seven to thirteen. And it wasn't really that close, however,
really sloppy, poorly played game by the Lions out of
the shoot. But Dan Campbell basically saying it wasn't as
bad as it looked.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Well, like I told the team, it's tough, you know,
to go in and not certainly played close to your
best game. You know, you hate starting the season out
with a loss. And as bad as that is, it's
not what it appears to be so. Like I told them,
let's clean up the tape. You know, we made some
critical errors at the worst times possible. You know, you
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take those out of the equation and it's it looks different,
you know, it's you feel like it's going to be
a totally different scenario. But we didn't make those curtal
players at the worst time.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You did, now, hear me out, Maybe it would help
to get all these things kind of out of the
way in the preseason, but instead you were wasting everybody's
time with hindon Hooker. Maybe a couple of drives from
the starters wouldn't have been so bad, maybe a few
maybe hear me out again, I understand that's not what
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they do, and they won fifteen games last year doing
it this way. So again, Sky's not falling. Season is
not over so, but still coming out that poorly out
of the gate. Maybe it would have behooved you to
get those guys out there and get them in some
live action. I don't know. Now, the Tigers lost six
to four yesterday and they walked dudes and hit another one,
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and aj Hinch talks about those free passes.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
You know, you know, we thought we were getting away
with it for a while and then at the end
we couldn't. So it's just more opportunities. It's more guys
role in the lineup. You kind of got to deal
with the top of their lineup again.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, two out of three to a team that's thirty
four games under five hundred. In the White Sox defense, though,
I think they've exceeded their Vegas win total, their preseason
win total. I want to say it was like fifty
one or fifty two. So you're catching the best White
Sox team in years. The Wolverines fall to number twenty
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three in the latest AP pole. They are down eight spots,
or as Casey Cason would say, falling eight spots this
week to number twenty three. It's the Michigan Wolverines. I
don't believe Sparta is in the top twenty five. But
I don't really care about the Associated Press poll because
it's just media people giving their opinions. It's not like it's,
you know, ordained by God, so who cares. But Michigan
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is down to number twenty three. Bryce Underwood sucked. You
watched it. It was terrible, So perhaps four million year
doesn't get you what it used to get you. I
don't know one oh six point seven Detroit s Wheels. Hello,
I'm Josh. That's the Josh Ennis Show. Tell a friend,
they ask, what do you listen to in the morning, Say,
listen to the Josh Ennis Show because he's a righteous
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dude talking about sports and things that I care about. Sports,
lottery winners, flash lights, all of the important things. We
talk about it here on the Josh Ennis Show. So
listen to us throughout the season, and things are only
going to get better. We're going to add people to
the show. It's going to become an actual show. It's
going to be great. So tell your friends. So the
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power ball was hit by two people. One was in Texas,
one was in Missouri. I think thirteen different people. I
think we hold on on the second here. Also, two
lucky tickets sold in Kansas and Texas won two million dollars,
and eighteen tickets sold across thirteen states won a million,
second biggest jackpot in powerball history. So two people split
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the big one point six billion or whatever it was.
But one lady did not win. But she didn't know
she wasn't gonna win. Whenever she was interviewed outside of
a convenience store in Alabama. I was gonna say rural Alabama,
but isn't it all rural Alabama. But this lady is
the true definition of selflessness. Because sometimes you hear, oh,
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you know what, I'd win the lottery and I'd go
do this, I'd buy an island, I'd do whatever. Not
this lady. This lady cares about the state of Alabama, particularly,
she cares about the football team in Alabama. And this
is what she would do with her winnings.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Tee exactly what I'd do with the first seventy million.
I'd pay off Kaitlin to Boord and get him the
heck out of the University of Alabama. And then I'd
take whatever else it took to get rid of the ad.
Oh Burn, I don't like him either, so they're ruining
our football program.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
See that woman is loyal to the football program. Now,
she also added some other stuff she would do, not
just you know, pay seventy million to buy out a coach.
I'd give my church money.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I don't know how much of what i'd have, you know,
after paying my taxes, but I'm sure i'd.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Have plenty with this. This kind of deal but I
know I'm not gonna win. I just hope I win
some scratch offs. I just do it for the fun
out the sounds like my grandma. She used to tell
me that all the time. I said, Grandma, you never
win the scratch offs, you never win bingo, you never
win anything. You just set money on fire. Said why
do you do that, Grandma? She said, oh, hell Son,
it's fun, but you'd always tell me. Thus I started
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doing these kinds of things, and now I'm a degenerate gambler.
I come from a long line of degenerate gamblers, most
notably Grandma Edna. Why did she gamble? A hell Son?
It was fun? But I like this lady. This is
a keeper, She's a piece.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Exactly what I'd do with the first seventy million, I'd
pay off Cal, get him the heck out at the
University of Alabama, and then I'd take whatever else it
took to get rid of the ad Odburn. I don't
like him either, old Burn. So they're ruining our football program.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Boy, Alabama, what a place They did win this week,
for what it's worth, after getting their asses kicked by
Florida State. Any Who, they played a nobody and scored
fifty something points for what it's worth. All right, Josh
and his show, How you doing this morning? Tell a friend?
Eight seven seven ninety eight, eight one oh sixty seven
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More rock and roll coming up with Josh in his
show Man. That's Stevie Nicks. That's one hot, hot mama,
as it were. I don't know, I like Stevie Nicks.
I know I mentioned this every time. I like eighty
Stevie Nicks. I like, stop dragging my heart around, Stevie Nicks.
(38:53):
I like you can talk to me, Stevie Nicks. I
like rooms on fire, Stevieegs. That's my Stevie Nags. Here's
a story for you out of Arkansas. A gentleman by
the name of Vernon Patten. He's seventy two. I don't
feel like with the name like Vernon Patten, you can
be any less than seventy two years of age. That's
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just a seventy two year old guy's name, Vernon Patten. Well,
he's in critical condition and underwent surgery at a hospital
in Fayetteville, Arkansas, after he was mauled by a bear.
Apparently he was out in the woods doing some work
and this bear was just really pissed off, and he
mauled him. See, that's why you don't need to go
in the woods, you know. That's why we build things
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up so you don't have to go into the woods.
I understand you got guys like the nude and stuff,
dudes that like to hunt. I get that's not for me.
It's not really my thing. I don't judge you if
you do it. But can you really be shocked when
a bear mauls you when you're just out in the woods.
You're in his house. It's the same concept if someone
breaks into your house and you shoot them. You can't
feel bad for the person who broke into the house
(39:56):
and got shot. It's at your house. But then this bear,
you're in his house. So if you're gonna go into
someone's house, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked. Well,
this bears like, well, you're in my dojo now, chief,
And then he mauled them barely. He's still alive. But
that's the first time there's been an attack on humans
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from bears in Arkansas in the last twenty five years.
Then they had to euthanize the bear. See, I don't
think that's fair, you know, I'm on the bear side,
at least as it pertains to euthanizing the bear. I
bet you there's more to this story. I want to
know what Vernon Patton was doing to antagonize that bear,
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other than being in his house, which is not the
way to go. But it's like, I don't know what
is the bear. Like, it's an unfair thing to do
to euthanize the bear who attacks somebody who's out in
the woods. It'd be one thing if the bear was
like going rogue and he's like, you know, walking through
the town or something like that, going to the walmart,
you know whatever, like something like that. Like if this
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bear is just crazy and he's in the town and
it's like something like he's on a rampage, that's one thing.
This bears is out in the woods. You know who's
in the woods. Bears and other wildlife people don't belong
in the woods. But now the bear's dead, so that
guy's in critical condition. Bears dead. Yeah, I see that
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video of the bear that got tranked out of the
tree and they put it trampoline. This is again totally random.
My favorite viral video of all time other than the
Leprechaun in the Tree and Mobile, which was good. But
my favorite ever is when there's a bear in the
tree and they're trying to get the bear out of
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the tree, so they have to trank him down. So
they shoot him with a trank dark and they put
a trampoline, a giant trampoline under the tree to keep
the bear from just crashing to the ground, right, But
they trank him and he passes out and he falls
onto the trampoline and then bounces even higher than the
tree in the lands on the ground. Anyway, favorite video
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of all time. Viral videos used to be a lot
better than they are now. Remember the old days, like
the og days of viral videos, like when YouTube and
Ebom's World were like first the thing and you watch like,
you know, the James Brown high during a CNN interview
video or bub Rub and Little Cis or Old Greg.
I don't know if you guys are hip to that jive.
(42:23):
I'm not sure, but you can text me and let
me know. Did you watch any of those old classic
viral videos before they were everywhere? You can text the
word Josh in your message to five nine five seven zero.
Old Greg was great, or like David goes to the dentist.
Those were quality videos, all right, rock and roll. Kurt
(42:43):
Cobain was just mauled by a bear. We don't know,
oh AnyWho. So the UH Bears play tonight, so you
get to see how things look with Ben Johnson running
the Bears, and if they ever figure things out, that's
trouble for us, and maybe Ben Johnson's the guy to
do it. Nothing against Ben. I hope he fails miserably.
But tonight we get to watch those two teams battle
(43:04):
it out from the division. We get to see what
JJ McCarthy looks like. I have a bold prediction that
I don't think he's going to be any good. And
maybe I'm being unfair because I'm basing it on how
mediocre the passing game was at Michigan when he was there.
I just don't see it. I don't get it. I
don't know how he's going to go from whatever they
were doing at Michigan with him to being like an
all world NFL quarterback. But maybe I don't know. Maybe
(43:25):
I'm the clueless one here. And then tonight you get
to see what Ben Johnson can do with Caleb Williams.
So if you want to do some scouting or just
some hate watching, it'd be good anger watching. Especially The
worst case scenario here is that Ben's got Caleb Williams
looking like all world. He's out there slinging it all
over the place, and the Bears have finally figured it out,
(43:46):
especially after what we watched yesterday. It's not to say
that what was yesterday is going to be the long
term thing. It's not like the Lions are destined to
suck forever or anything like that. But in the short
term and the micro, not the macro, and the micro
of it all. If Ben Johnson goes out there and
he's got Caleb slinging tonight and he throws for three
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point fifty and then we watched the junk we watched yesterday,
I think the sky will definitely be falling come tomorrow
in Detroit.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
This is the Josh Ennis Show on one zero six
point seven double LZ
One six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh in his show,
Hello everybody taking a look at sports? Do we have
to terrible weekend? Unless you root for SPARTI stay, that
was your weekend. Not only did you get a victory
(00:21):
over the weekend over Boston College a great game, but
it was in four K, so it was a stunning
victory and stunning four K. Outside of that, it was
a terrible weekend. You saw the Lions yesterday. Final score
wasn't really indicative of how bad the game actually was. Hey,
at least they scored a touchdown and didn't get skunked
(00:44):
in that way. But yesterday's game was terrible. Lions were awful,
couldn't do anything. Packers now have the bragging rights and
the lead in the division again US one game long season,
but my god, that game was terrible. Then, on top
of that, the Tigers lose two out of three to
(01:07):
the freaking White Sox. Bullpen blew it yesterday. Well really,
Charlie Morton sucked like he always does. He was out
early after giving him three runs. He was out early.
Bullpen ends up blowing that game. So you lose two
out of three to the White Sox. By the way,
the Wolverines on Saturday just got trounced what you felt
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was likely with a quarterback making his first real start
in the game. But let's say this, I hear that
a lot. Well, you know, young quarterback guys only like
eighteen years old, and he goes from playing in high
school to playing at Oklahoma in front of one hundred
thousand people. That's not easy. No, it's not. But you're
paid like a professional athlete, So you're not gonna get
(01:48):
any sympathy from me, like whether it's fair or not.
If you're getting paid the way Bryce Underwood is getting paid,
people are going to judge you differently. It's not all
that's just a kid. No, you're a professional athlete and
you decided to go to Michigan because Michigan paid you
the most money. You are a pro. You're not a
student athlete, quote unquote. You are a professional athlete. In
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the same way that people crapped on Arch Manning down
at Texas after his first start was terrible. You're gonna
have to deal with that because you are paid to
be a star. You are paid to be a pro.
This isn't nineteen seventy five and people aren't worried about
how you do in your history class. No one cares.
You are paid to be a pro. Go out and
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be a pro. So just a bad sports weekend overall
here in the area. Again outside of State who salvaged it.
So if you're a State fan, good weekend for you.
Rough for the Lions, Rough for the Tigers, Rough for
the Wolverines. Boy, we were all so hyped up and
(02:56):
everything going into the weekend. And I think the worst
part is not the Lions lost. You can lose games.
That happens, right, it's the fact that they weren't even
really competitive in the game, that they were hideous, that
they were terrible, like in, just a flat terrible game
that never felt like it was out of reach but
never really felt like it was within reach. Just awful.
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AnyWho coming up, Good news, kids, I do have Tigers
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How we feeling today, guys, Monday after a terrible loss.
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Really right down the line, Tigers, Wolverines, Lions, dreadful get
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the most selfless potential lottery winners. Let's talk about selflessness.
I'll have some audio that really will restore your faith
in people being selfless. It will restore your faith in man.
We have that coming up on wheels Josh one of
six point seventy Detroit Wheels Josh in the show, I'm
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sure you heard that there were multiple people that won
the power ball. So a lot of people are getting
a lot of cash. Okay, say a lot of people.
A few people are getting tons of cash, all right,
So there's a lot of money going around. That said.
People always ask you what you would do with money
the power ball, if you won the lottery, what would
you do with it? And some people say, you know,
(04:44):
I'd buy by take care of my whole family, buy
everybody in the family a house. I would donate it
to charity, because those people are full of it, but
they'll donate all the money to charity. You hear those
things all the time from people, and a lot of
times people give you these kind of Pollyanna almost bs answers.
I mean they are b answers, Like if I won
the lottery, trust me, you know, there'd be signs and
(05:04):
I would be driving fancy cars, I'd be doing a
lot of stuff. I'd live in mansions. Why not, right,
I'd be one of those guys that if I won
the lottery, there'd be documentaries done about me because I'd
probably be dead within a year or broke within a
year because I gambled it all the way, right, Okay,
So you hear these stories all the time. Well, it
is refreshing when somebody is honest when they're asked about
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what they would do with lottery winnings. We take you
to Alabama where this lady was interviewed outside of a
convenience store, and her honesty is quite refreshing. What would
you do if you won the lottery?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Ta exactly what I'd do with the first seventy million.
I'd pay off Kaitlin to Boor and get him the
heck out of the University of Alabama, and then I'd
take whatever else it took to get rid of the
ad Oh Burn, I don't like him either.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
There you go. I appreciate the honesty, the commitment, and
then I started thinking about this. First of all, her
commitment to the Tide is second to none. Good for you.
But then I started thinking, what are the logistics of that?
Like what if this person actually won the lottery and
had seventy million just on hand, just seventy mili in
cash on hand. If this lady would have gone to
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the University of Alabama and proposed that she wanted to
buy out the coach, what would they do? Because obviously
they're not happy with the coach. I got their asses
kicked by Florida State. Then they bounced back and beat
the hell out of some no name school this weekend.
But what if that happened. What if this lady just said, Hey,
I have seventy million dollars and I hate the coach.
What do I do? What would they do? I'm fascinated
(06:37):
by that. Also, her selflessness, that's selfless. She cares about
the entire state of Alabama and the Alabama fan base.
She could have said, Hell, I'd take that money and
I'd go buy like fourteen mansions and buy an island.
I'd buy four hundred cars, I'd do whatever. No, she said,
I'm committed to this state and to the University of Alabama.
That's fandom. That selflessness, kid, Is that a stone cold selflessness.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Exactly what I'd do with the first seventy million. I'd
pay off Kaitlin to Boord and get him the heck
out of the University of Alabama. And then I'd take
whatever else it took to get rid of the ad
old Burn.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't like him either, old Burn. Now, in her defense,
she also added some other things she would consider doing
with more of the money.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
So they're ruining our football program, I'd give the church money.
I don't know how much of what i'd have, you know,
after paying my taxes, but I'm sure i'd have plenty
with this kind of deal.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
But I know I'm not gonna win.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
I just hope I win some scratch offs.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I just do it for the fun out. I like
this woman. She's realistic, but she also says if if
I mean she's got a news camera in front of
her and a microphone in front of her. So they
say what if what would you do if you won
the lottery, and she says, well, first of all, I'd
buy out the coach for seventy million. Then I'd get
the ad fired because they've ruined our football program. I
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like this lady. She probably makes some man very happy
like that. That's a pece, that's a keeper. Not only
does he have a lady that likes football, he has
a lady that's so committed to football that she's going
to buy out the coach and the ad if she
won the lottery, because they've ruined the football program. I
like her. The Josh Ennis Show and the Offspring on Wheels,
(08:17):
well a six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show,
got a chance for you to win Tigers tickets coming
up next hour. And have you met the Philadelphia Baseball
Karen If you haven't seen this video, this woman Total
Karen has made giant news. She's all over the internet.
(08:38):
So we'll talk about that. You'll also hear from Dan
Campbell that loss sucked yesterday. That's all coming up on wheels.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
This is the Josh Ennis.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
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Traffic, an accident on I seventy two again unless.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You root for State. State had a great one, and
that game was in four K. Get all these games
in four K like that was the highlight of my weekend.
Actually was watching the State Boston College game, which was
a great game, double overtime excitement. Got to watch it
in four K. You don't really realize how crappy broadcast
(09:19):
television quality is until you watch something in four K
or streaming. Like so, I have the YouTube Sunday ticket,
the NFL Sunday ticket on YouTube, and all of the
games look immaculate, just incredible. Then you flip on the
Lions game and it looks awful on Fox. I'm sure
there's some reason for this, considering it has something to
(09:42):
do it the way they kind of smash down the
signal of the broadcast. Not to get all technical on
you here, but I'm sure you guys noticed this, right
that you've got these great TVs. You spend all this
money on great televisions, and you can watch games that
stream and they look amazing, and you flip on the
Lions game just it's night and day over the air
(10:04):
versus streaming, Like I'm watching the Jets and Steelers, that
game was awesome. Yesterday, I'm watching some great games on
the Sunday Ticket and they just look awesome, and then
flip the Lions on for twenty five. Instantly my wife goes,
why does this look so bad compared to the stream.
I'm like, I don't know the science behind it. I
(10:26):
don't know the technico the the technical term for it,
but it is night and day. Like that game on Friday,
the Chiefs and Chargers that was on YouTube was one
of the most amazing looking broadcast I have ever seen,
other than the State Boston College four K, which was bonkers.
And then boom, you get the local Lions broadcast and
(10:48):
it just looks bad. And I used to think it
was just my TV, so I bought a new TV
and it still looked the same. So I know everybody
deals with this. AnyWho. I guess it's better that that
horrible game wasn't in four K. Would it have looked
worse had it been in a crystal clear picture? I
don't know. Speaking of that game, you'll hear from Dan
(11:11):
Campbell here momentarily. Also, your chance to win Tiger's tickets
this hour. How about you do this, It's very simple.
Entertain me on the phones here. I'm not here to
play games with you. I don't need to do games today. Look,
the Lions sucked, the Wolverine sucked, the Tigers sucked. This weekend.
It was a bad weekend. So if you get in
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eight seven seven nine, eight eight one oh sixty seven,
best call this hour, best call, we'll get those Tigers tickets.
And not only that, if you have a good call
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you really wow me, you got Tigers tickets. We're I'm
playing games. I just want to talk with you today,
the day after the season opening disaster in Green Bay,
(11:57):
the day after the Tigers lose two out of three
to the freaking White Sox, two days after Bryce Underwood
was dreadful in Oklahoma. And of course, if you're sparting
today and you want to gloat, you can do that too.
This is your day. Eight seven seven, nine eight eight
one oh sixty seven. You'll also hear the Phillies, Karen.
(12:18):
We'll have that for you this hour. We are loaded.
Let's play some rock and roll now, come on, one oh
six point seven Detroit's wheels BOC on LLZ. Let's do
sports now. So the Lions lost twenty seven thirteen, and
it really wasn't that close. They picked up a garbage
touchdown last night to make the score look a little
(12:42):
bit more respectable, but they got their asses kick, no
other way to put it, they got smoked. One of
the talking points among fans and other people is the coordinators.
You got new OC, new DC right, and neither side
of the ball looked for particularly good. And does Dan
Campbell concerned after one game as it relates to the
(13:05):
new coordinators.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Well, look, this is the same thing we ran into,
you know, with AG and Ben. I mean, in twenty two,
he's better we started one in six. I mean, I
think people are asking me to five again at one six.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That is true. Things were not good, particularly with Aaron Glenn.
People were really ready to run him out of town.
And then now he's the head coach with Jets and
Ben Johnson makes his debut time. What's going to really suck?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Though?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Let's be real, if Ben Johnson tonight with Caleb Williams
and he turns Caleb Williams into Joe Montana tonight, like
if that happens. Oof tomorrow is gonna really suck. Speaking
of things that really suck, the Tigers lost two out
of three to the White Sox and they continue to sputter.
(13:54):
Yesterday they tried some form of pitching chaos. Again, that's
where we are in the season. Now we're doing pitching chaos.
You know, like pitching chaos means it means you didn't
go out and get a number two starter. The reason
why there's pitching chaos is because most of the starting
pitchers aren't very good. That's what annoys because this team
could win the World Series. They could, but instead of
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getting a legitimate number two starter or somebody that you
feel comfortable with starting a baseball game in the playoffs,
instead it's well, we signed Charlie Morton, who sucks so
bad we have to use him in pitching chaos. Oh
my god, it's dreadful. Speaking of the Tigers. We have
Tigers to give it a way later this hour. So
(14:40):
while you were sleeping last night, I stayed my ass
up to watch the end of that Baltimore Buffalo game.
Now that was a football game, My god, that was fun.
Josh Allen and the boys down like sixteen with the
game on the line, like four minutes to go, come back,
and the damn thing. What a game in the first
(15:03):
Sunday of the season. I guarantee if many of you
went to sleep and we're like, I guess Baltimore kicked
their ass, then you wake up and it's like, wait
a minute, that game was wild last night. Lots of
fun in Buffalo, and that's sports now coming up, you're
going to hear from the Philadelphia baseball Karen. If you
(15:23):
didn't see this story, it is amusing. So one of
the big stories over the weekend was that of the
Philadelphia Phillies. Karen. This was at the Miami Marlins ballpark,
whatever the hell they call that plays now, and someone
hits a home run and there's a lot of empty
sections or empty ish sections in this ballpark, and a
gentleman runs over and picks up this home run ball,
(15:46):
and it was a scrum. There was a scrum for
this home run ball. And this man comes out of
it a couple of seats over from his goes back
over to his son, gives him the ball, proceeds to
hug his son like, hey, we got a ball, we
did it son. Well, the Philadelphia. Karen had other thoughts.
Now she looked exactly what you'd think Karen would look like,
(16:07):
like Keith Oberman. And she runs over and starts to
lecture this guy about how he stole her home run ball.
And here's a little bit of the audio of that,
(16:27):
if you couldn't hear, she said, you took it from me.
And she's lecturing this guy in front of his kid
and his wife. First of all, the guy got startled.
She ran over looking like I was gonna say, a
crazed Keith Oberman or a crazed Rosie O'Donnell. But when
are they're sane and uncrazed Keith Oberman and Rosie o'donald's.
(16:49):
She runs over and the guy is genuinely startled, like
he does like a Kramer thing where it's like whoa like,
like he kind of is like jolted by her. Actually,
the guy gets tired of being lectured and just takes
the ball out of his son's mitt and gives it
to this crazy lady. People filmed it, and now this
(17:13):
lady has gone viral. The way the story ends is
the Marlins found out about this. They brought the kid
a whole package and then he got to go and
meet Harrison Bader of the Philadelphia Phillies. So I think
he won in the long run there. But this lady
looks exactly what you would think she would look like.
(17:34):
She looks like she has the in this house we
believe sign right next to her. I'm with her, sign
right next to her. Every other sign you see in Ferndale,
That's what this lady looked like.
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Detroit's wheels one O six point seven Detroit's wheels. That's
Step and Wolf. I'm Josh. Good morning detroiters. Oh it's
not a good morning. Actually, well, I guess in theory,
every morning above ground is a good one, which is
something trite that people say all the time. But when
the Lions lose, the Tigers lose two out of three,
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the Wolverines lose. Unless you are sparty today, it was
a crappy weekend for you. Thus it's a crappy Monday,
and now you gotta wait five six days to get
back at it again and get the taste out of
your mouth. Speaking of the Tigers, though, I have Tigers
tickets to give away, and here's how I'd like to
do it. I'm going to tell you about a survey here,
and this is a survey from Date Psychology asked a
(18:38):
group of women to rate the hobbies of men based
on their attractiveness. In all, seventy four hobbies were scoured
through and rated from charming, fun and desirable to downright
quote ick. Here are the sixteen hobbies that were the
biggest deal breakers for those ladies survey. Well, I'm not
going to tell you then, because I need you to
(18:59):
guess number one. If you can guess the number one
deal breaker, the number one turnoff for women hobbies. I'm
not talking about you know, digging in your ass and
picking your nose stuff like that. I'm talking about hobbies.
What is the number one deal breaker hobby for men?
What turns women off? Just to give you a couple
(19:21):
of these as an example, like number ten on the
list is clubbing. Apparently women are turned off if you
go to clubs. Or Crypto is number eight. So these
are the kind of hobbies we're looking at here, right, Crypto,
women are to be fair crypto. Have you ever met
someone who deals in crypto that you like. I agree
with that. Generally speaking, when these kind of lists come out,
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I get annoyed because we just act like women are
the end all, be all and everything, and that all
men are dopes. Look, if you want to sit around
and do crypto and play with a flesh light and
never have a date, that's fine with me. That's your prerogative.
But that's kind of the examples right to give you
kind of a a roadmap. What is the number one
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deal breaker as it relates to hobbies. So women are
turned off most by what male hobby. If you can
figure that out, you can have Tigers tickets. It's that simple,
So do hard to handle. It's the black crows on
Detroit's wheels. Hello, it's Josh. So here's what we got.
I have got this list of turnoffs hobbies that men
(20:26):
have that turn women off. I'm looking for the number
one on this list. If you can provide for me
the number one hobby turnoff for women, I'll give you
Tigers tickets. All right, So let's see here. Let's go
to the phones and see what people think on this one.
Hello Wheels, you're on. Hey, good, what's going on man, Hey,
(20:46):
how about video games? It is not video games? Kind
of in that same realm, but no, it is not
video games. Wheels, Hello, Patty, it is not hunting fishing.
And I'll tell you if I if I'm a dude,
I wouldn't want to be with a woman that wouldn't
want me to hunt and fish. You're providing damn it. Yeah, exactly,
(21:07):
But no, that's not the right answer. Wheels, Hello, Hey,
how about watching sports on TV? It is not watching
sports on TV. What kind of monstrous woman would hate
a guy that watches sports on TV. My wife watches
more sports on TV than I do and gambles more
than I do. So I mean, really, I mean that's
(21:28):
why we're together, I guess. Wheels, Hello, Hello, is it golfing?
It is not golfing, So nobody's gotten it right. So
it's not golfing. It's not hunting and fishing and loving
every day. It's not sports on TV. What is the
number one hobby that men have that turn women off
the most? If you know that answer called eight seven
(21:50):
seven nine eight eight one oh sixty seven, and you
could score yourself. Tigers tickets Tigers in the Brave September nineteenth.
I'll have those tickets for you if you can tell
me the number one hobby turnoff? Women are turned off
most by this hobby. I gave you a Clubbing was
one that's in the list that's on this list, but
(22:11):
not number one, And crypto is another example. What is
number one? If you know number one, let me know
right now? Eight seven seven nine eight eight one six seven.
A survey from Date Psychology asked women to rate the
hobbies of men based on their attractiveness. So which hobby
(22:31):
is the biggest turnoff for women? Some of the examples
that are on this list that are not number one
include crypto, anime, clubbing. But what is number one? What
hobby turns women off the most? I got Tiger's tickets
on the line here. Let's see, hello, Wheels that you're on. Hey,
(22:52):
I was going to take a shot.
Speaker 6 (22:52):
At the number one.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
What you got?
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Comic books?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah, there you go. Comic books. Yes, women are turned
off most by comic books. Do you read comic books?
I do not, So that means you must be getting
laid all the time. I would like to say that,
and we all would, wouldn't we? So thank you? See
I don't know. I think that women are too judgmental.
(23:16):
Men have it rough. Now. First of all, anytime you
hit on a chick at a bar or anything, they're
going to call you a creep or a predator or something.
So you've already got that calling against you, and now
you just like your comic books and chicks judging like
dudes are not allowed to judge the hobbies of women
who are like misogynists and sexist if we do that.
But women consider and have a whole list of things
(23:37):
about dudes that they're turned off by. Here's what I
would do if I were a dude, if I were
like in the dating game in this era. I'm thirty nine,
But if I were like a twenty something year old
guy in the dating scene, here's what I would do.
I wouldn't date. I'd sit at home and read my
comic books, save them to maybe get money from them.
One day. I'd buy a flesh light and i'd play
my video games and i'd gamble. That's what I would do.
You don't need a woman for that. Now, obviously they
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don't like you read these lists. Some other examples include
arguing online porn and gambling. See this is why I
wouldn't have got laid down, because this is all things
I do right.
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Three Welcome in Josh Ennis Show. Hello friends. Still reeling
over the Lions loss yesterday, It's not even losing, it's
being uncompetitive. That was awful yesterday. I think I speak
for all of us when I say that was terrible, unwatchable,
bad football. It was bad. If you're gonna lose, lose.
(25:03):
It's not like Green Day sucks. You're on the road.
There's a lot of factors, right, so if you lose
that game, it sucks. But it is what it is.
Play well, play competitive. They were never in it. They
looked terrible from the jump, So that kind of capped
off what was a crappy weekend. Obviously I didn't realize
(25:25):
this because I'll be honest, with you. I didn't pay
a lot of attention to the Tigers game yesterday. Now
that football is in full swing, if it's a Sunday
like I got Sunday ticket going, I'm like, I'm probably
not gonna be paying too much attention to the team
that's nine games up in the division with a month togo.
You know, it's just not like I'll flip over. Maybe,
But Tigers were kind of out of side, out of
(25:46):
mind for me yesterday. But I was unaware that the
Tigers issued nine walks yesterday and it hit banner. So
they hit a batter and walk nine others. That's bananas.
(26:10):
And of course they lost. You walk ten dudes in
a game you lose by two runs. Wolf all right,
coming up in this hour we will do sports. You
will hear from Dan Campbell on that loss. And there's
a lady down in Alabama that has the right idea
for what to do if she would have won the
power Ball. Now, of course she didn't. Two big time winners,
(26:33):
one was in Texas, one was in Missouri. So this
woman didn't win the power Ball. But I like her
thinking as it relates to what she would do a
very selfless act you'll hear from that lady this hour
as well. So we are locked and stocked. We're ready
to go on this Monday. How about we play some
rock and roll now liked say what a radio station?
We play good tunes, we talk good things. Someone texted,
(26:56):
who's a sports show?
Speaker 4 (26:57):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Well, no, it's not a full on sports show, but
we're going to talk a lot the sports on this
radio show. It's football season. You know what people in
Michigan and Detroit care about this time of year. The Lions,
the Wolverines, the Spartans, the Tigers. So you bet your
ass will talk sports on air.
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Speaker 1 (32:05):
One O six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Nis show,
welcome in. Let you hear from that Alabama lady, the
selfless Alabama lady, what she would do with her lottery
winnings had she won them. She didn't obviously, the power
Ball went to Missouri and Texas and some other million
dollar winners some other places. I'll tell you where the
(32:27):
losers were. They were in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Those were
the Lions yesterday. They got their asses kick final score
twenty seven to thirteen. And it wasn't really that close, however,
really sloppy, poorly played game by the Lions out of
the shoot. But Dan Campbell basically saying it wasn't as
bad as it looked.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Well, like I told the team, it's tough, you know,
to go in and not certainly played close to your
best game. You know, you hate starting the season out
with a loss. And as bad as that is, it's
not what it appears to be so. Like I told them,
let's clean up the tape. You know, we made some
critical errors at the worst times possible. You know, you
(33:08):
take those out of the equation and it's it looks different,
you know, it's you feel like it's going to be
a totally different scenario. But we didn't make those curtal
players at the worst time.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
You did, now, hear me out, Maybe it would help
to get all these things kind of out of the
way in the preseason, but instead you were wasting everybody's
time with hindon Hooker. Maybe a couple of drives from
the starters wouldn't have been so bad, maybe a few
maybe hear me out again, I understand that's not what
(33:39):
they do, and they won fifteen games last year doing
it this way. So again, Sky's not falling. Season is
not over so, but still coming out that poorly out
of the gate. Maybe it would have behooved you to
get those guys out there and get them in some
live action. I don't know. Now, the Tigers lost six
to four yesterday and they walked dudes and hit another one,
(34:02):
and aj Hinch talks about those free passes.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
You know, you know, we thought we were getting away
with it for a while and then at the end
we couldn't. So it's just more opportunities. It's more guys
role in the lineup. You kind of got to deal
with the top of their lineup again.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Yeah, two out of three to a team that's thirty
four games under five hundred. In the White Sox defense, though,
I think they've exceeded their Vegas win total, their preseason
win total. I want to say it was like fifty
one or fifty two. So you're catching the best White
Sox team in years. The Wolverines fall to number twenty
(34:41):
three in the latest AP pole. They are down eight spots,
or as Casey Cason would say, falling eight spots this
week to number twenty three. It's the Michigan Wolverines. I
don't believe Sparta is in the top twenty five. But
I don't really care about the Associated Press poll because
it's just media people giving their opinions. It's not like it's,
you know, ordained by God, so who cares. But Michigan
(35:03):
is down to number twenty three. Bryce Underwood sucked. You
watched it. It was terrible, So perhaps four million year
doesn't get you what it used to get you. I
don't know one oh six point seven Detroit s Wheels. Hello,
I'm Josh. That's the Josh Ennis Show. Tell a friend,
they ask, what do you listen to in the morning, Say,
listen to the Josh Ennis Show because he's a righteous
(35:26):
dude talking about sports and things that I care about. Sports,
lottery winners, flash lights, all of the important things. We
talk about it here on the Josh Ennis Show. So
listen to us throughout the season, and things are only
going to get better. We're going to add people to
the show. It's going to become an actual show. It's
going to be great. So tell your friends. So the
(35:48):
power ball was hit by two people. One was in Texas,
one was in Missouri. I think thirteen different people. I
think we hold on on the second here. Also, two
lucky tickets sold in Kansas and Texas won two million dollars,
and eighteen tickets sold across thirteen states won a million,
second biggest jackpot in powerball history. So two people split
(36:11):
the big one point six billion or whatever it was.
But one lady did not win. But she didn't know
she wasn't gonna win. Whenever she was interviewed outside of
a convenience store in Alabama. I was gonna say rural Alabama,
but isn't it all rural Alabama. But this lady is
the true definition of selflessness. Because sometimes you hear, oh,
(36:32):
you know what, I'd win the lottery and I'd go
do this, I'd buy an island, I'd do whatever. Not
this lady. This lady cares about the state of Alabama, particularly,
she cares about the football team in Alabama. And this
is what she would do with her winnings.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Tee exactly what I'd do with the first seventy million.
I'd pay off Kaitlin to Boord and get him the
heck out of the University of Alabama. And then I'd
take whatever else it took to get rid of the ad.
Oh Burn, I don't like him either, so they're ruining
our football program.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
See that woman is loyal to the football program. Now,
she also added some other stuff she would do, not
just you know, pay seventy million to buy out a coach.
I'd give my church money.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
I don't know how much of what i'd have, you know,
after paying my taxes, but I'm sure i'd.
Speaker 1 (37:20):
Have plenty with this. This kind of deal but I
know I'm not gonna win. I just hope I win
some scratch offs. I just do it for the fun
out the sounds like my grandma. She used to tell
me that all the time. I said, Grandma, you never
win the scratch offs, you never win bingo, you never
win anything. You just set money on fire. Said why
do you do that, Grandma? She said, oh, hell Son,
it's fun, but you'd always tell me. Thus I started
(37:42):
doing these kinds of things, and now I'm a degenerate gambler.
I come from a long line of degenerate gamblers, most
notably Grandma Edna. Why did she gamble? A hell Son?
It was fun? But I like this lady. This is
a keeper, She's a piece.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Exactly what I'd do with the first seventy million, I'd
pay off Cal, get him the heck out at the
University of Alabama, and then I'd take whatever else it
took to get rid of the ad Odburn. I don't
like him either, old Burn. So they're ruining our football program.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Boy, Alabama, what a place They did win this week,
for what it's worth, after getting their asses kicked by
Florida State. Any Who, they played a nobody and scored
fifty something points for what it's worth. All right, Josh
and his show, How you doing this morning? Tell a friend?
Eight seven seven ninety eight, eight one oh sixty seven
(38:33):
More rock and roll coming up with Josh in his
show Man. That's Stevie Nicks. That's one hot, hot mama,
as it were. I don't know, I like Stevie Nicks.
I know I mentioned this every time. I like eighty
Stevie Nicks. I like, stop dragging my heart around, Stevie Nicks.
(38:53):
I like you can talk to me, Stevie Nicks. I
like rooms on fire, Stevieegs. That's my Stevie Nags. Here's
a story for you out of Arkansas. A gentleman by
the name of Vernon Patten. He's seventy two. I don't
feel like with the name like Vernon Patten, you can
be any less than seventy two years of age. That's
(39:14):
just a seventy two year old guy's name, Vernon Patten. Well,
he's in critical condition and underwent surgery at a hospital
in Fayetteville, Arkansas, after he was mauled by a bear.
Apparently he was out in the woods doing some work
and this bear was just really pissed off, and he
mauled him. See, that's why you don't need to go
in the woods, you know. That's why we build things
(39:35):
up so you don't have to go into the woods.
I understand you got guys like the nude and stuff,
dudes that like to hunt. I get that's not for me.
It's not really my thing. I don't judge you if
you do it. But can you really be shocked when
a bear mauls you when you're just out in the woods.
You're in his house. It's the same concept if someone
breaks into your house and you shoot them. You can't
feel bad for the person who broke into the house
(39:56):
and got shot. It's at your house. But then this bear,
you're in his house. So if you're gonna go into
someone's house, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked. Well,
this bears like, well, you're in my dojo now, chief,
And then he mauled them barely. He's still alive. But
that's the first time there's been an attack on humans
(40:17):
from bears in Arkansas in the last twenty five years.
Then they had to euthanize the bear. See, I don't
think that's fair, you know, I'm on the bear side,
at least as it pertains to euthanizing the bear. I
bet you there's more to this story. I want to
know what Vernon Patton was doing to antagonize that bear,
(40:37):
other than being in his house, which is not the
way to go. But it's like, I don't know what
is the bear. Like, it's an unfair thing to do
to euthanize the bear who attacks somebody who's out in
the woods. It'd be one thing if the bear was
like going rogue and he's like, you know, walking through
the town or something like that, going to the walmart,
you know whatever, like something like that. Like if this
(40:58):
bear is just crazy and he's in the town and
it's like something like he's on a rampage, that's one thing.
This bears is out in the woods. You know who's
in the woods. Bears and other wildlife people don't belong
in the woods. But now the bear's dead, so that
guy's in critical condition. Bears dead. Yeah, I see that
(41:20):
video of the bear that got tranked out of the
tree and they put it trampoline. This is again totally random.
My favorite viral video of all time other than the
Leprechaun in the Tree and Mobile, which was good. But
my favorite ever is when there's a bear in the
tree and they're trying to get the bear out of
(41:41):
the tree, so they have to trank him down. So
they shoot him with a trank dark and they put
a trampoline, a giant trampoline under the tree to keep
the bear from just crashing to the ground, right, But
they trank him and he passes out and he falls
onto the trampoline and then bounces even higher than the
tree in the lands on the ground. Anyway, favorite video
(42:02):
of all time. Viral videos used to be a lot
better than they are now. Remember the old days, like
the og days of viral videos, like when YouTube and
Ebom's World were like first the thing and you watch like,
you know, the James Brown high during a CNN interview
video or bub Rub and Little Cis or Old Greg.
I don't know if you guys are hip to that jive.
(42:23):
I'm not sure, but you can text me and let
me know. Did you watch any of those old classic
viral videos before they were everywhere? You can text the
word Josh in your message to five nine five seven zero.
Old Greg was great, or like David goes to the dentist.
Those were quality videos, all right, rock and roll. Kurt
(42:43):
Cobain was just mauled by a bear. We don't know,
oh AnyWho. So the UH Bears play tonight, so you
get to see how things look with Ben Johnson running
the Bears, and if they ever figure things out, that's
trouble for us, and maybe Ben Johnson's the guy to
do it. Nothing against Ben. I hope he fails miserably.
But tonight we get to watch those two teams battle
(43:04):
it out from the division. We get to see what
JJ McCarthy looks like. I have a bold prediction that
I don't think he's going to be any good. And
maybe I'm being unfair because I'm basing it on how
mediocre the passing game was at Michigan when he was there.
I just don't see it. I don't get it. I
don't know how he's going to go from whatever they
were doing at Michigan with him to being like an
all world NFL quarterback. But maybe I don't know. Maybe
(43:25):
I'm the clueless one here. And then tonight you get
to see what Ben Johnson can do with Caleb Williams.
So if you want to do some scouting or just
some hate watching, it'd be good anger watching. Especially The
worst case scenario here is that Ben's got Caleb Williams
looking like all world. He's out there slinging it all
over the place, and the Bears have finally figured it out,
(43:46):
especially after what we watched yesterday. It's not to say
that what was yesterday is going to be the long
term thing. It's not like the Lions are destined to
suck forever or anything like that. But in the short
term and the micro, not the macro, and the micro
of it all. If Ben Johnson goes out there and
he's got Caleb slinging tonight and he throws for three
(44:07):
point fifty and then we watched the junk we watched yesterday,
I think the sky will definitely be falling come tomorrow
in Detroit.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
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