Tigers Lose And It's Kelce Overload

The Tigers took an embarrassing loss to the White Sox last night.
Josh is tired of watching Jack Flaherty pitch.
Tonight is the night Taylor tells the world about her new album...with the Kelce's.
Josh really dislikes the Kelce's.
Why do politicians focus on the dumbest stuff?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Detroit's wheels. Greetings, friends, and welcome into the Joshennis Show.
It is Josh Aaron B. This morning, six to eleven.
How are you, Aaron? Good Wednesday. It's true late start
last night for the Tigers would better off had the

(00:20):
game just been rained out, because it a terrible game
last night. And my god, that was awful. Yeah, thank you.
You gotta sweep these guys. And he didn't do it.
My god, I really, I just yeah, And maybe I'm
a little bit angry because I bet on them last
night and they lost. It makes it worse. You can

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tell what I bet on something versus when a team
just lost. When a team just lost, it's like, aw shucks,
they just lost. But when I lose too, it's a wei.
Now we are a wee Tigers. We lost, lad Well,
you lost and I lost. We are not a we
I guess. But that one sucked last night. Oh boy,

(01:02):
I tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Did you think for just a slight moment it might
have went the other way?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
No? Really, no, not when it was six to one.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well no, I kind of felt like up until the fifth,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
What I mean? Yeah, well up until the fifth, sure,
and then the fifth happened.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
And then the fifth happened.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I was like, yeah, you know, the fifth happened, and
it was there, Yes, it's happened.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
And I went to sleep. I'm like, listen, if this
is a tight game, Like that's kind of the perils
of having to get up at four in the morning
and you have to make decisions about what you're gonna watch. Like,
if it's a football game, I'll stay up until midnight
one o'clock watching it. If it's a close baseball game,
I'll be like, you know what, I'll stay up and
watch it. If it's six to one through five innings,

(01:46):
I'm going to sleep, particularly when it's six to one
through five innings and it's already like ten thirty because
of the rain delay. So I was hoping I was
gonna wake up this morning at four o'clock to find
out that there was an epic rally. Then I so
that the score was nine to six, and I'm like, oh,
they must have rallied. Really, they were down nine to
three and the ninth inning hit a home run and

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then bang, bang bang they're out in the game's over.
So it wasn't a real rally. So I didn't miss
anything except the bullpen continuing to suck, and I saw
Jack Flaherty suck boy, can't wait for the playoffs. When
Jack Flaherty gets the ball for gilling.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Two, it was like groundhog Day. Seriously, it's almost the
exact same outing he had against the Twins.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Oh, I was like, oh what.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Am I watching again?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
So but I mean the thing is he was great
through four I mean I remember watching the broadcast. They're like, well,
Jack Flaherty's only throwing like thirty something pitchers through four innings.
He's cruising and then bang bang bang bang bang. Before
you know it, it's five to one and six to
one and the game's over.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
But so do you remove him as a starter?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, what choice do you have? There's nobody else there.
There's absolutely like you have no options, Like, what are
you gonna do in the playoffs. I mean, you're assume
you're gonna make the playoffs? What are you gonna do?
One of the Tigers is gonna do? They got Flaarty,
miz they went out and got Charlie Morton, who's been
a real spark plug. Like, what do you do in
that situation? You clone Trek Scooble is what you do

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that is your hope of winning in the playoffs as
having but going to a lab and clone Trek Schooble,
get four him and you have a chance to win
because a lot of these guys are looking like bums
in this rotation. Man, But Josh and Aaron V this morning.
Coming up later we will have tickets to see the Tigers,
who hopefully by September nineteenth will probably not have the

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division locked up and be in a comfortable position. But
September nineteenth against the Braves of Camerica Park will have
those tickets for you in the seven o'clock hour. We
have a lot to do today. Today is a big
day for iHeartRadio because tonight the New Heights podcasts drops.
It's a no this you're laughing. This is a genuinely

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huge day. Like there's emails going out about how big
this is. People are concerned that sir vers are going
to break, that podcasts are going to crash because tonight
is the episode of Taylor Swift appearing on the podcast
with the Kelsey's to make this big announcement, So all
the details on everything that she's got going on.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
But I thought we already knew she has a new
album coming here.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
But that's all that we know. We get all the
teats tonight.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
So there's more to this tool.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
So like, if you are someone who is completely just
tired of the Kelsey Brothers, this is not a good
week for you. Because you also have the doofy one,
who's on the cover of GQ wearing like weird man
bear outfits and holding alligators. So and he's referred to

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as America's sweetheart on the cover of GQ. You got
his doofy brother, who's just kind of along for the ride,
the doofye brother's wife who is also suckling off the
Taylor teat with her podcast to get people to listen.
And then you get Taylor who's just like, what, like,
I have a hot take, I have a hot take
this morning. I believe that these jumokes are just using

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this Taylor Swift. I don't even know if this guy
really loves her. There I said it. I don't even
think he really loves her. I think these guys are
obsessed with the clout their clout chasers, and they have
glombed onto this Taylor Swift. Without Taylor Swift, their podcast
ain't making them one hundred million dollars. So nobody cares.
Nobody cares about what the Kelsey's are doing if not
for Taylor Swift. That their podcast isn't it at risk

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of breaking the internet tonight if not for Taylor Swift.
So they're suckling off the tailor teeth. And what it
is now is that this this Travis is in too deep.
He can't get out. He can't get out. Now he's in,
He's in and he can't get out. He can't get
out of it. Now, you want to tell me that
this guy, this guy used to slay hot, beautiful black women.
That was his thing. He was like you know, the

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dude that like he was. He was Malibu's most wanted.
Then one day he becomes Wally Cleaver, he becomes the Beaver.
All of a sudden, he's mister clean cut and he's
banging Miss America over here. It's all a fun everything
we're witnessing. It's a fars It's all a big money
making scam, is all it is.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
You know what you might be on the side.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
I am onto something. I can read things, I read
these things. I can sense it.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Do you think maybe they had it like pre organized
like like Taylor hook this whole thing up.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
No, I don't think so, because she didn't need it.
What did Taylor needs? She's like the biggest star on
the planet. Like everybody knew Taylor Swift. Do you know
who knew the Kelsey's. People who watch dopey reality TV,
dating shows and football people. Then now all of a
sudden that they're the biggest stars in the world and
their podcast is going to break the Internet. They know
what they're doing. You know what they're using this Taylor Swift,

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And I'll stand up for she's being used by the Kelsey's.
That's my that's my hot take for this morning. The Kelsey's,
the whole damn family, the whole damn Family's, family of opportunists.
Jason Travis mom that looks like Bruce Falange. All these
people they're opportunists and they're taking advantage of Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You sure know a lot about for somebody who hates
them so much.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yes, that was gay in the past life one of
those six point seven Detroit's wheels. Josh had a show.
It's Josh and Aaron b Today. So a professional runner
named Molly Huddle and an Australian cyclist named Nick Schultz
believe that part of what makes them successful in what
they do and gives their body these sufficient carb and

(07:25):
glycogen boost and all this stuff they need is that
they eat rice crispy treats. You like rice Crispy.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Treats with lots of butter.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yet, oh see, that's the thing. You gotta make your own. Yes,
Like the rice Krispy treats that come in a box,
they're awful. It's wild. How something else it's wild. It's
crazy to me how different they can taste like in
the box, Like the little pre made ones are almost uneedable,
like they are not good. But you make one at
home and it's like all like it's all wonky and

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like it's week and like you pull it apart with
your own marshmallows and tons of butter. Now that's good. Off.
Now the cereal version, like the rice Crispy treats, cereal
is not good. No, rice crispies are a waste of
time as a cereal. What's your favorite cereal? Arin Lucky Charms.
I like Honeycomb's Honeycombs guy and the.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Milk was the best after Honeycomb.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Correct, because sometimes the milk can be overpowering. Like if
you have like cocoa puffs, threads jocola, it's just too
chocolatey and it's overpowering. Or cookie Crisp's a that's a
good milk too, is cookie is? I like cookie crisp.
And let's see honey comb, but I think honeycomb. If
you said, Josh, you can eat one cereal for the
rest of your life, it would be honeycomb. It's not

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too overpowering, but it is sweet. And the texture of it,
like once it gets the milk sopped up in it,
there's a good texture to it. No, you gotta get well,
that's the point. It's a bit. You gotta put it
in the milk. You put the cereal in the milk.
It makes delicious cereal, so delicious morning treat is what
it makes you. But uh, like a lot of people
like fruity pebbles, Like, I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
The milk from fruity pebbles is okay that see.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
To me, that's too overpowering as well. And fruity pebbles
are just kind of like a multi colored version of
rice crispy trees, right, and then like in shen Cocoa
pebbles are just the chocolate version of of well, of
the fruity pebbles, which makes sense. But yeah, I don't
know so, but I do know this. I love honeycombs,

(09:25):
great corn pops, corn pops, corn pi. The problem I
run into with corn pops is initially the first couple
of bites when it's in the milk. Those are good.
Once you get out of that world and they get soggy,
they turn soggy, and then they're not like it's a
gross kind of soggy. There's a gross kind of soggy
with those, versus the the honeycombs, which, like the sogginess

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accentuates the honey comb and makes the honeycomb better, whereas
it's almost a slimy saggy with the corn pops.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I like plain old cheerios too, though I'll be.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Honest, see I can do honting at cheerios. Plane cheerios
is kind of like, yeah, well, then you have to
put sugar on it to make it edible, and then
it seems to have defeated the purpose.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Well, if I'm being healthy, right, but I'm never really healthy, so.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
You're like, hey, can I go out and smoke, but hey,
just so you know, I keep it healthy by eating.
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Speaker 2 (10:27):
Say Josh Nish Show on one oh six point seven
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Speaker 1 (10:39):
One O six point seven Detroit's wheels like the fella,
said Josh Ennis Show. It is Josh and Aaron V.
This morning. Greetings. Hello, Well, I have Tiger's tickets coming
up for you in just a few minutes. Tigers uh
sucked last night. We'll give you all the details on
that in sports coming up here in just a second.
We've got old folks in a love triangle in Detroit.

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This this story is gonna be This is a fun story.
I say fun. Some people got shot, but sometimes people
getting shots a fun story. It's just if you're being real,
if you're being real, sometimes it's fun when people get
shot because it leads to hijinks. Just to give you
a little teaser of what's going to happen, there were
old folks involved in a shooting. And this is this

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is just a little excerpt from the Fox two story
about this.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
It's grown folks.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
It is freely so suits.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, all right, this is where we were sposed to retire.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
We're suppo to have a good time.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, drink our arm dase thought that was CSX.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
No, they don't drink dakeres uh No. But that story
is a fun one. Again, it's fun. I don't think
you might die.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Right.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Oh, then that's a great time exactly.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
You know what's one bullet?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, so we'll get into that story as well. It's
a love triangle involving old people, wheelchairs, dacrese. It's grown from.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
All right, this is where we sposed to retire.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, we're supposed to have a good time. Yeah, drink Dacarese.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
See like sands in the glens.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Of our lives and our Dakerese Dacrese. Yes, so we'll
have that for you. We will do sports for you.
But before we do any of that, we must give
you Vince Neil, Oh, we give you sports. What do
you have aeron time?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
I will never get back in my life that I
spent watching the tires.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
And I understand that like a baseball series, if you
take two out of three, it's still considered successful. You
should not lose baseball games to the White Sox. No,
it shouldn't work that way, right, Like, it should not
be a scenario where a baseball team is as bad
as the White Sox. I was texting with Tony Trevado

(13:09):
last night, who runs all these things. He only talks
to me about baseball. I'll be like, hey, what do
you think of the show? He's like, I want to
talk about Jack Flaherty. So we'll go back and forth
and we're talking about the game, and he goes, do
you realize that the White Sox hit two twenty eight
as a team that is the worst team batting average
in Major League Baseball? Okay, are they the worst team

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in baseball? They're damn close. And if you're damn close
to being the best team in baseball, do not lose
nine to six. Do not fall behind six to one.
Do not be behind six runs in the freaking ninth
inning to the White Sox, You PUDs.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Pretty much, going back to clarity, he failed to get
through five hittings again. Well, actually for the sixth time
in twenty four starts this season.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's that's something that's still a decent number. I mean,
I'll give him credit. I think we gives too much
credit for even getting through five. I actually would like
to submit that we need to change the qualifications for
a quality start, which is six innings and three or
fewer runs. Which if you did that, I believe, over
thirty something games, you'd have an ERA of four point five.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Like, who looks at a.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Guy with an ERA of four point five and says, oh,
that guy is awesome. Oh you know who has a
four point five VR? Jack Flaherty, We only get hit
as awesome. So whatever, But yes, he's stunk, at least
in one inning, he's stunk. But that's all it takes.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, it took three hours, twenty three minutes. It was
the longest nine inning game for Detroit since twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
By the way, how about that stat for you? How
about that?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah? All right, so it's just it was brutal. Well,
here's look the Tigers. They're just what three and three
against the White Sox this season? I agree with you.
How does that even happen?

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:51):
And here is Aj Hinch talking about that fifth inning
from Jack.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Yeah, I just couldn't get the inning to end, and
you couldn't get a little bit of luck, and then
you know, a couple of hard hit where Montgomery hit
the ball with two strikes. Yeah, it just wasn't wasn't
a good inning obviously, and going into that inning, what
they had, one hit, one walk, come out of that
inning with a fox spot.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
So I really hate when managers take guys who've really
been mediocre all year and then paint mediocre performances with well,
you know that ball dropped tire, little ding here, little
dink here. And while it's true like Flarity hasn't been good,
he's been very schizophrenic. Now, there are moments where you're like, Wow,
Jack Flaherty's decent, and then there are many more moments

(15:33):
where you're like, oh, that's the guy that might start
game two of a playoff series behind Trek Scooble lovely. Actually,
at this point you would think Casey Miis would start
a game two. So, but you're gonna have to throw
Jack Flaherty at some point if you make the playoffs,
he's gonna have to pitch big games for you. And
my man can't get out of the fifth inning against
the White Sox who hit too eighty eight or s

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right two? Oh, I take that act to twenty eight.
I think I said to eighty eight to twenty eight.
As a team, they are the worst batting average. Again,
nobody cares about batting average anymore. But they sucked or
the white socks. They blow and you're down nineteen to
three in the ninth inning against these PUDs. What are
you doing?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Well?

Speaker 2 (16:10):
They wrap up to the three game series today. It's
a day game today.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Well, at least there's that. If they lose, it doesn't
have to ruin your night. There, he goes, I found
the positive. Accentuate the positive.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Speaking of baseball mains, Big Baseball has announced the twenty
twenty five playoff schedule that also came out yesterday. Not
that I'm paying attention to that yet, Okay, not at
that point. Lions sighting Day training camp. They're hosting the
Miami Dolphins to day tomorrow for joint practices, then of
course the big preseason game against them on a Saturday

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afternoon at Ford Field.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, and Kyle Allen, of course, is the backup quarterback.
He's going to be the backup quarterback because they're not
going to sign another backup quarterback. And Hindon Hooker appears
to be terrible, and hey, at least Kyle Allen kind
of gets what's going on in the offense. Yeah, no,
I do feel really good about it.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
You know, it's a high volume offense, and so it's
it's taken a lot of work, a lot of studying,
but I feel like I'm had a really good point
with it, and it's it's not a good.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Point where I feel in control. I feel like I
know what I'm doing well. I hope you're well. I
know that Hindon Hooker is not so bless I get
and again, backup quarterback isn't that big of a deal.
People make it a bigger deal than it is backup quarterback.
If he has to play, you're gonna lose more than likely.
But obviously Kyle Allen was much much much better, and
Hindon Hooker's days are probably a number. What else you got?

Speaker 2 (17:29):
Okay, so we've been focusing a lot on the Lions
and the Tigers, but I forgot college football is like
right around the corner.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
That it is, friend, that's it's less than two weeks away.
It's not this Saturday, but next college football will happen.
Let's go. I'm excited. I want to drink beer and
gamble all week long. I'm going to live in a
perpetual state of drunken bettingness, if that's a thing, because
there's football every damn day basically now. So I'm excited you.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Can do that and also enjoy it. Now I feel
hot tenders parmesan fries with bear floats from where the
Big House. Oh, they had build their new food lineup.
And because there. Wolverines will take the field at Michigan
Stadium August thirtieth, actually, which is right around the corner. Well,
they and last season was the first time that they

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offered alcohol at home games, and they talked about the
prices that they're going to remain the same. So those
of you who like to you know, have a few
other there, you know, I'm not going to shell out
any more dollars.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Which is good news. Well, no, we know, all right.
So that's the sports and here's the Beasties. This big
podcast drops tonight. Obviously, the iHeartRadio app. I mean it's
everywhere Like Jilly my wife does some stuff on Channel
nine five to five, and they're like, and she's filling
in tonight at like seven o'clock, and that's when this
Taylor Swift Kelsey Brothers podcast drops tonight, which apparently is

(18:53):
going to set the world on fire. They're anticipating like
servers crashing and podcasts host site it's dying, Like the
anticipation is huge for this. Now again, I couldn't care
less about Taylor talking about new music or whatever. This
is not a Taylor Swift topic here by any means.
But this story is everywhere and it really just kind
of accentuates how much I hate the Kelsey family.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
I just do.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
And it's not Christian to judge people you don't know,
and I'm well aware of that, but I'm not super
Christian and I hate them. Do you hate somebody? Is
there somebody like that that you hate? Like I know
you do. There's got to be rage inside of you
that you have an irrational hatred for a person or
a group of people and you can't explain why, but
should just do. There's gotta be somebody Aaron V That

(19:39):
don't leave me on an island here? Who do you
hate irrationally? People who drive too slow? That's a solid one.
They suck. There's a lot of them. A lot of
them are the old people like you. Look, it always
works that way. You drive by you're like, why are
you putting us all in peril? Old person? Then you
look over and sure enough, it's some old person who's

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is basically on the steering wheel. But I really, really, really,
and I'm not alone here because I know that my
text line will blow up. I've already got texts from
people who are like, stop talking about Taylor Swift. I
have nothing against Taylor Swift. As we discussed earlier, she
is being used by these Kelsey people to help elevate
their own status. That's not an opinion, that is a
fact according to me. Okay, she is being used by

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the Kelseys. And okay, who benefits from this? Okay, let's
think about this. Who is benefiting the most from this union?

Speaker 7 (20:30):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Well, you've got the two football playing brothers that nobody
really cared about outside of football until they started hooking
up with Taylor Swift. Now they have this huge podcast.
The mom who's just a nobody looks like Bruce Valanche,
the mom she now is in commercials. The wife of
Jason Kelsey, the due that's not even dating Taylor Swift.

(20:51):
His wife now has a podcast which some weeks beats
Joe Freakin' Rogan. What does Taylor benefit from all of this?
Like that's the thing that people talk about, is, well,
you know, Taylor benefits from all this coverage the NFL
gois are, No, the NFL benefits because there's a bunch
of tweens and really sad sack middle aged twenty thirty
something year old women that are obsessed with Taylor Swift

(21:12):
and they're watching football that they normally wouldn't watch. Taylor
Swift is the only person not benefiting from this relationship
at all. She's one of the biggest stars in the world.
That Kelsey's are dopey football players who are now in
movies because they know Taylor Swift because one of them
is going to Poundtown with Taylor Swift. The whole family
suckling off the teeth and it enrages me.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Why though, why just I can't explain it.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
It's just one of those It just bothers me, like
because I think they are uninteresting people. I hate when
uninteresting people who seem to offer very little becomes such
a huge deal. Like some people would say, oh, it's
like the Kardashians. No, the Kardashians got famous because you know,
ray J was giving it to Kim all well and good,
but they actually have some sort of skill, and they

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have like clothing lines and makeup lines and they've cashed
in on it. The Kelsey's literally their skill is playing
football and suckling off of Taylor Swift's teat.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
But don't you think this could be said for pretty
much every reality show nowadays, like that Real Housewives, They're
all all of it.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Sure, but these but and I don't pay attention to those,
They're not choisted upon me. I don't watch reality shows
being in all of it.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Is intertwined with your sports life.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Yeah, not even that, it's like yes, but like, I
just think they're douchey. They're just douches. And like the
why does the wife have a podcast? She is not
an interesting person. She has a podcast because of Taylor Swift.
That's it. And I liked. I have nothing against Taylor Swift.
I've seen Taylor Swift in concert. She's lovely and they

(22:47):
are little cute songs are fine. But I hate the Kelsey's.
I just spies them. Hey, they're podcast gonna set records tonight.
You know why, because your girlfriend's the biggest star on
the play and she's throwing you a frickin bone here,
mister Bigglesworth. She's giving you pity podcast listens. She pities you,

(23:08):
and she's giving you the listens. That's what's happening here.
And that's what annoys me about it, because they're not
funny or interesting people. They're just suckly. They're succopists, is
all they are. They're succupists.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
I'm making a T shirt.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
The Kelsey's are succupists.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
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That's dot com w Z rocks b. This morning, Charlie
Langton from Fox two has the story about a shooting
and an apartment complex involving for senior citizens. This story
is incredible, let's listen.

Speaker 10 (24:01):
Detoit police originally said that the four people that were
shot Monday night at the Sherifton Plaza Senior Citizen Apartments
on Jefferson was due to a loud barbecue, but doesn't
seem to be the case.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yes, she is. I know everybody. I know what's going on.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
Reginald knows a lot, and he was at the shooting
Monday night.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
So what was the reason for the shooting? The triangle PCA.
He's gonna kill him, and as we see it, he's
gonna do I like that. Old people are still passionate.
They're like, listen, I might be old and I might
be in a wheelchair. I might be seventy seven years old.
To get your hands off my lady. Old people just think, honestly,
I'm torn many times. There are a lot of times
I look forward to getting old because it's like you

(24:38):
get to do these kind of things and it's not
even considered violent, Like it's almost charming. Like this guy's
at an age where he shoots another old guy and
you're like, oh, but he loved her so thin. It's
kind of charming, you know, Like you do that now.
They're like, this guy's a criminal. I'm looking at these
guys and I'm like, oh, that's kind of cute. These
are his sixteen seven year old people.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (24:56):
According to many residents, Reginald and the daughter of the
love focus the shooter was upset that Johnny, a sixty
five year old woman, was dating a new man in
a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
And oh boy, that's exciting. Imagine the guy wheel Now,
I'm not judging people in wheelchairs by any means, or
old people in wheelchairs, but I want to say that
old buddy who eventually shot dude in the wheelchair was
probably semi jealous over the fact that a dude in
a wheelchair was hopping onto opp You know, so.

Speaker 10 (25:26):
In his seventies Monday Night, the shooter in his early
seventies took a gun and shot Johnny's new boyfriend and
two others.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
And when the shooter was tackled to the ground, he.

Speaker 10 (25:36):
Dropped the gun, which was picked up by Johnny.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Who then shot the shooter in self defense. This is
like an episode of Cheaters, if shooters were like on
Fox News, hold on the gold play, damn it go.
Oh my stuff freeze. Oh no, oh no, my audio froze.
We will never know the exciting conclusion. Well, nobody died,

(25:59):
so that that that's that for you. I don't know
why my stuff froze on me, Barbara, I know. I home, Reginald,
this is it up and the gear right, sir.

Speaker 10 (26:08):
I wanted to see where the shooting took place, so
Reginald took me to the back of the apartment complex
where the barbecue was supposed to have taken place.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Are you guys that rowdy? No, it's grown. It is
flinging a citizens.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah, all right, this is where we were supposed to retire.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, we're supposed to have a good time, yeah, Drake
our dach Win.

Speaker 10 (26:32):
Total four people were shot. All are in stable condition
as of Tuesday. You were afraid to go to these barbecues? Yeah,
but that's not all. Are there other love triangles in
this place?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Well, that's what I think going on over hold, I
think I'm surprised the first time I came, right, I
wouldn't be afraid to go. It's just unless you're screwing
around with homeboys, girl, then he'll shoot you. But otherwise
you should be safe. I would think.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
There's a couple of things that I took from this
all tep of apparently drink dakeries. Now that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Well, I mean dakeries are super delicious, They're very good,
So what's wrong with them?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Nothing, I'm just saying. And then I really want to
pay attention to this Senior Center now, because he said
that there's more things happening there.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Well, I'm gonna imagine we're going to hear stories of chlamydia,
but you know, you hear about that a lot actually
stories about old folks homes and STDs.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, he's on the rise.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, so Dakerese, stgrees, dakrees and STDs and everything you
could ever imagine going on at the old folks shootings.
The old folks homes kind of lit like I kind
of want to move in, Like I've always wanted to
move I've always wanted to live in one of those
like fifty five and up neighborhoods. I'd actually like to
live in like a seventy five in up neighborhood and

(27:44):
just see how things go.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Man, you have to get you like an old girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh, I would gladly do that. I think that'd be great.
I'd be all down with that unless I get shot
by homeboy here because he's a ker, So I would.
I want to go get dakeries with these guys. That's
my dream. I want to actually hang out with these UDEs.
That dude that was interviewed on the news, if anybody
knows that guy from Fox two that was in this story,
I want to drink that. Oh that's Reginald. So I
want to hang out with Reginald. That's my dream is

(28:10):
to hang out with this guy has.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Crow it is singing to say to sus Yeah all right,
this is where we spold to retire.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, we're supposed to have a good time. Yeah, drink
our Those are all things I want to do. So
I think I'd fit right in with Reginald and the
whole crew. And nobody died, so you can laugh. That's
the guy wheeling up. He's in his little wheelchair and
he wheels up and and then homeboys like it's on now,
bitch just plugs him, and that's almost It's unfair to

(28:41):
shoot someone in a wheelchair. They can't go anywhere. That's
an You have an unfair advantage being that you're able
bodied and have a gun, and that guy's in a wheelchair.
You should be mad at your old lady, or actually
you should be mad at yourself because you let your
old lady down to the point that some seventy year
old dude in a wheelchair was a better alternative to you.
That should be who you're pissed at. You should have

(29:02):
shot yourself. Look in the mirror, bro, you screwed up.
Look in the mirror. One O six point seven Detroit's Wheels,
Josh in a show. We just gave away those Tigers tickets.
But the phone lines are still blowing up, and I'm lonely,
so I'll just answer and see if somebody wants to talk.
Let's see, Hello, Detroit's Wheels. Who's this?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Alan's this? Well? This is this is Josh. How are you?

Speaker 8 (29:29):
Yeah, God, Dennis, I know I'm fine. I'm not a
great color.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
I know we already gave the tickets away.

Speaker 8 (29:36):
Oh okay, well I'm with spread out here in Rochester Hills.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
All right. Well what's going on in Webster Hills? Not much?

Speaker 8 (29:46):
Oh, I I gotta ask you. I want tickets for
the Lincoln Park and I haven't gotten anything from you
guys yet.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I have to ask you a question. Do you do
anything other than call the radio station for tickets?

Speaker 9 (29:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (29:59):
I do some other things?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
But what tell me? Give me some like what do
you do in your spare time? Alan? Like, what are
your hobbies?

Speaker 8 (30:06):
I watched TV play gamble, lottery tickets?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Oh? What do you watch on TV? Different stuff?

Speaker 8 (30:17):
Oldies? Oh?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Like, what what is your favorite show to watch? I
like gun smoke. That is not surprising. That was like
I was gonna guess bonanza or gun smoke.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Yeah, well bonanza. But I've seen them all. I've pretty
much seen all the gun smoke myself.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
But gotcha there any other city like Westerns Yeah? Oh gotcha?

Speaker 8 (30:41):
Oh yeah, he knew. I told you about my email.
I didn't get nothing for the count tickets miss tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Oh well, well, let me all check. Now that we
know this, I'll have them reach out to You'll let
the people in promotions know. Okay, what's happening on that
gun smoke?

Speaker 8 (31:01):
I don't know doing killing people?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Hey, well that's good. That's I'd like to hear that.
That's a positive. And all right, well, i'll have them.
I'll have them reach out to you. This is the
only time people calls when they want free stuff, so
I got to take advantage of this opportunity. Hello wheels, Hi, Hi,
who's this.

Speaker 7 (31:26):
Justin?

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Justin?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
What you're calling for? Brother? Calling? They'll tell your tickets.
I've already given those away. Do you watch gun smoke? Uh? Yes,
oh good? Do do you like it? Yeah? Cool? Where
are you calling from? Rochester? Rochester? What's going on in Rochester?

(31:49):
An Oh, what do you do?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
That's a drive?

Speaker 4 (31:53):
Yeah? Stage?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
What a stage?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
A stage hand? Like for like a little musicals?

Speaker 9 (32:02):
Uh yeah, concerts and stuff?

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Oh really, is there a show tonight?

Speaker 8 (32:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I'm not sure tomorrow, I think, Oh, sir, are you
doing Lincoln Park?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, no, okay, the same thing. Maybe.

Speaker 11 (32:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I was just throwing that out there. Cool. So what
what shows have you been a stagehand for? All sorts?
I don't know, sars of them? Can you name one
of them?

Speaker 8 (32:34):
Electric forests?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Recently?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh, a bunch of people dancing to techno taking LSD.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
And well that's a good time. Well, thank you, sir,
but no tickets. Call tomorrow Detroit's Wheels. Hello, Hello, Hey,
who's this?

Speaker 8 (32:52):
Mike?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Doctor Mike, Mike? What's going on? Hoping to get some tickets?
Have already given away the tickets. What is your favorite
television western? Yeah? Then just like Alan, the folks love
gun smoke the men of a certain age, so just

(33:14):
love it you. How did you feel about Bonanza?

Speaker 5 (33:17):
How about rifle Man?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Rifle Man? Ah, there's solid one too. Yeah. Which one
does that have gun will travel? Whiches that have gun
will travel? Reads a card of a man, which one
is that? What am I singing here? What is that show? Sorry?

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Yeah, hey, nice to hear your voice, Daron be I, Hey,
do the horn for me please, I will do that.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
You know me as Jobby Neon or Mike, Hi, Mike,
how are you who? This is apparently our friend here
calls every radio station trying to get tickets. It seems, well, no.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
He's not like that.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I was just making a joke. Oh, I'm sorry I
put you on the spot there. Jeez. It was just
nice to talk to people from the outside world. I
didn't know they existed.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
But I'm baffled by this this gun Smoke thing.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Well, it's just old white dudes watching gun Smoke. It's
not that baffling it is. It's not at all.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Three different people from three different Well, but I also.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Led them into that, say what's your favorite show? They're like, well,
I like, I was, what's your favorite? Weazard gun Smoke? Well,
I mean, what else is it going to be? I
mean there are other ones, but I mean gun Smoke's
like the Western?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah? Oh? I think so.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
I guess I learned something new today.

Speaker 9 (34:36):
There you go, all right, more to come the Josh
in this show one of six point seven.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
W LLZ Detroit Sweet all time for sports stuff. What
do you got, Aaron?

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Well, depression and tiredness. After watching Inspires last night, that's
what I have. So to be honest, I was watching
and I was like, oh, Jack flirty, he doesn't look
so bad. He might have found his group.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Don't fall for it. See that's what happens is you
fall for it. And then and then because I'm talking,
I was texting. I told you this earlier. I was
texting with with Tony. Uh, and again we just text
about sports stuff. I'll ask serious questions he's and he
just doesn't even acknowledge the serious question. Then just goes
on to, hey, it's the second inning and we got

(35:22):
a double no hitter going like, there's no such thing
as a double no hitter in the second inning. But anyway,
so we're we're texting about it and uh, like you're
watching Flarity and it's like, you know, hey, he's not
pitching too bad, you know, because you're you're looking to
see who's gonna be the guy that gets the ball
after Scoople in the playoffs, assuming you get there, which
I think you will who's gonna get the ball? Second,

(35:44):
is it gonna be mis? Is it gonna be Really,
it comes down to those two guys. Really, it's not
gonna be Paddock, although he's pitched well, but it's it
gonna be My It's gonna be Flarity. You brought in
Charlie Morton, who's got a ton of playoff experience, and
you brought him in for a reason. But who's going
to be the second guy after Google in a playoff series?
And not one of those guys elstits any confidence you

(36:05):
none whatsoever. But then you're watching and you hear Benetti
on TV and they're like, well, it's been a benefficient
night for Jack Flerty. We're in the fourth he's only
throwing like forty three pitches. And then you flip the
game off for a second, you turn it back on
and it's five to one, and you're like, Okay, well
that's Flarity, you see.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
And this is why I told you yesterday. I try
not to get excited about things because it's always disappointment.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
That's true, particularly as it pertains to sports in Detroit.
So I totally understand it. Yes, I get you, trust
me all these like you know, some people would say,
why why is everybody so dow? Why does everybody expect
the worst to happen with teams? Because when it does
so often, you just get kind of used to it.
Like in Philadelphia, that's how they were about the Eagles
until the Eagles started winning Super Bowls. And now they

(36:49):
won two super Bowls, so it's different, although they still
think that way. They're you think you're miserable, Go talk
to people in Philly. They've won two super Bowls and
they're still angry all the time. So it can always worse,
I guess. But but yeah, Flairty sucked in the fifth inning.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yeah, he ended up giving up six runs, eight hits.
He didn't make it out against his uh when they
played the Twins, and it was just basically a repeat.
It was a repeat of his start. It was awful.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Yeah, and animal and old AJ kind of breaks down
that fifth inning.

Speaker 6 (37:18):
Yeah, I just couldn't get the inning to end, and
you couldn't get a little bit of luck. And then
you know a couple of hard hit balls where Montgomery
hit the ball with two strikes.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Also saved me about the luck. I'm so tired to
hearing about luck. He couldn't catch a break, couldn't get
any luck. Luck's involved in everything. When you strike a
guy out, that's luck too. Now, So I'm sorry that
you got the luck, but like you didn't get the
luck this time. But I don't want to hear about it.
The guy's era is damn near five.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Come on, AJ just wasn't wasn't a good inning obviously,
and going into that inning they had one hit, one walk.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Come out of that inning with a fox spot.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
So just a rough inning.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Yeah, that was a rough game. That was an understatement.
What else you got? Oh, by the way, they're only
five and a half games up now after Cleveland won
last against the Marlin.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Yeah, oh final, by the way, nine to six, and
they'll wrap up that series today. It's a day game
and it's a two ten first pitch.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Okay, So a lot of people are gonna be paying
attention to Lions training camp today because it's joint practice
with the Miami Dolphins today and tomorrow. Yeah, and then
the preseason game against them on Saturday afternoon at Boardfield.
And you know, now we were talking about Kyle Allen.
It seems to be the front runner for that backup
quarterback spot.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yes he is, and Dan Campbell sings his praises.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
Kyle played really well. Now, I was fired up. I mean,
that was outstanding. He comes in the game. You know,
he wasn't gonna played until the second half, and you know,
we get him in there, so it's kind of like, hey, man,
you're up, and okay, I got to be ready to go. Now.
He gets out there and immediately gives us a boost.
Man runs the offense, makes two huge throws in the
first drive he's in.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
There, yep. And Hendon Hooker did not. He fumbled the
ball a couple of times. And I know that Campbell
talked about how he made some nice throws and that's
all well and good. But yeah, it's uh, it ain't
gonna be Hendon Hooker. It's gonna be Kyle Allen unless
they signed somebody else, and they're not going to sign
somebody else, so it's going to be Kyle Allen. And
I don't even think we're gonna see golf play this

(39:11):
week either, So it's just gonna be Kyle Allen and
Hendon Hooker again, and that's what we get. Sharon Moore
is still not named a starting quarterback for Michigan. But
I mean, it's pretty obvious who it's going to be.
It's going to be Bryce Underwood because he's making twelve
million dollars, so he's going to be the starting quarterback.
But it appears that Charon Moore is keeping things under

(39:33):
wraps until game week. Set your cloths.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Monday, game week.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Monday of game week, you'll find out. But if you
stole the guy from LSU because you gave him twelve
million dollars and you think he's that good, then look,
you're gonna have to play as a freshman.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
That's just the way it goes. You can sit there
and say that, well you're gonna give the guys some
reps or what. No, No, you just sit behind someone. No,
it's not like Michigan's a hot bed for quarterback play anyway.
You pay the guy twelve million, which I'm fascinated by
that because he's getting paid twelve million over four years,
and I don't know all the details of the the
NIL deal, but what if he transfers. I'm like, I
don't know how, I don't know how all NIL deals work,

(40:10):
But what if this thing's a disaster and he's one
of these dudes that goes to four schools in five
years or whatever, three schools in five years? How does
that money work? Is it guaranteed? It can't be guaranteed, right,
some of it's got more insight on this. Let me know.
You can call or you can text. But like, let's
say he just doesn't work out here and he doesn't
like playing here the whatever, and he moves on and

(40:31):
he transfers to Auburn next year. What happens to the
NIL deal? Does it just re up every year? So
this year he gets three million dollars and the next
year is it front loaded? I don't know all the
details of his NIL deal, but there ain't no way
a dude who's getting that deal. And he went through
all that effort to steal him from LSU, where LSU
had that guy locked in for like years, seemingly up

(40:52):
until the last minute when he just decided to come
to Michigan. I would imagine he's starting so but with
Charon More says, just just wait. Patience is a virtue
for it.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
That's your coss.

Speaker 8 (41:06):
Monday Gang Week.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I also hate dudes in press conferences who laugh obnoxiously.
You've been in press conferences before. So you know these people, yes,
the media guys who laugh obnoxiously for whatever reason, like
when a guy says like when a guy being interviewed
says something that's not particularly funny, yet the dofest media
guy laughs obnoxiously for whatever reason. That's your costs.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Monday gang.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I hate that guy that laughed like that.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
I hate the guy in the media room that just
spits out sports numbers. It's like, oh, so you had
actual amount of yards when you did this.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
And you know what I mean, Like, yeah, nobody cares
what you know, b I'll ask a question, ask the question.
My favorite moment of mine when I was in press
conferences is I was just extremely intoxicated and interviewed Marvin Lewis.
I had an interview him. I was in a press conference,
and I would always go down and get sound for
my radio station, and usually it didn't matter, but like

(41:58):
this time, I was really tanked and I went down
there and my boss didn't stop me. So I'm like, well,
I'm going to this press conference. And normally I didn't
even ask questions in press conferences, but I was just
drunk enough to ask a question in the press conference.
And they had just lost a playoff game to the Texans.
And I'm sitting in there in this in Houston, and
I go, so, uh.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Joshin astcistics. So you've played the you've played the Bengals. No, sorry,
you're the Bengals. You've played the Texas and the Ravens.
Who do you think is going to win that playoff game?
And he starts to answer, and then he goes, I'm
not answering that.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
That's dumb. I'm not going to talk about the two
teams and be I'm like, okay, whatever, bro, And I
was super bombed at that. I've had my moments. What
can I tell you?

Speaker 8 (42:51):
You got me?

Speaker 6 (42:51):
I'm a man.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
I see you what tooth, but you got to come
from the dag.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Food don't love it?

Speaker 5 (43:01):
And I got some molling Stone when I get go
throwing and at your guts to come back for.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
More more bother than the cop out, don't. I ain't
know the doctor love.

Speaker 9 (43:12):
Hey, little thing. Let me lunch to Kennel calls them, Mama,
I'm so d Honda night just around.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
I don't expounded the words that I'm a man the
great spirits and you you got nothing of me, but
I can love you a bit of the deal.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Take my name.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
Don't be afraid of all approving the word I say.
I'm advertising of th prison. You can play so well.
It wasn't coming along and down out then I know,
very little thing.

Speaker 9 (43:46):
Let me lunch. Kennel calls them, Mama, I'm so unda n.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Just around.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah all down heah am a man o y s.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
I can give you what month, but you got to
come along with me.

Speaker 9 (44:08):
I forgot something going.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
I love it, and I got some bolling snore when
I'm just so thing.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Only you gotta come running back.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
The home was a run along with down time to do,
and I'm not just a love.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
To say little thing.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Let me lad.

Speaker 9 (44:24):
Kennel calls him, Mama, I'm sure I don't The nurse
is around. Oh the hell an ass?

Speaker 11 (44:33):
Oh yeah yeah, I wasn't wrong, And don't find the cousin.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
And I'm not about ten.

Speaker 9 (44:58):
Hey, little name Lemon that kind of calls them. I'm
show on Henna.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Na one on six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh and

(45:43):
A Show. Are you Excited about the Big Taylor Swift?
Jason Kelsey Travis Kelsey Podcast That Drops tonight. Well, you
can hear it on the iHeartRadio app. Of course you
can check that out. But I keep reading the details.
I want to be very clear. This is not a
Taylor Swift story getting tweets and texts from people I
don't want to hear about Taylor Swift. This isn't about

(46:04):
Taylor Swift. This is about Taylor Swift being taken advantage
of by a bunch of meatheads. That's what's being did this.
This is a whole ring here. There's a whole damn
ring here, and it's the Kelsey's. As we mentioned earlier,
they're suckling off the teet of this Taylor Swift. And
that's why do you believe the Kelseys would get one
hundred million dollar podcast deal if not for the fact

(46:24):
that Homeboy is going to Pound Town with Taylor Swift,
the biggest star in the world. No, you wouldn't. But
I was reading some more of this Jason Kelsey or sorry,
this is a Travis Kelsey story in GQ where he's
called like America's sweetheart, I think is what they refer
to him as. And he's explaining how you know now
that he's he he focused too much on acting and
being an entertainer last year, and that's why he wasn't

(46:48):
as good of a player last year. But now he's
locked back in. I hope the Chiefs get their asses
kicked on a regular basis. They probably won't because they
have Mahomes and they're fine, like they're waiting that too. Well,
that's fine. What's your beef with Mahomes.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I just it's like it's kind of like it's hard
to describe. It's like your thing with them with the Kelsey's, man.
I just it's like Chiefs all the time. Can I
see somebody else?

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Well, I mean they win a lot, so I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah, I want to see other teams. I don't want
to see the same teams all the time.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
No, it's in college football for a while. Yeah with
Alabama remember well you know.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Yeah, But I mean I get where you're coming from.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Though, I'm just like, okay, yeah, my problem.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
I run into. My hatred is different. Your hatred is
based on I'm tired of seeing someone. My hatred is
I hate these people. Oh okay, that's my difference. You
just I'm tired of seeing Pat Mahomes. Josh hates the Kelsey's,
and I'm just sick of them, much like you are
sick of the Chiefs. I am sick of the Kelsey's.
But there's something deeper going on here, something that's a

(47:54):
foot I don't know if it's some deep state stuff.
I don't know if you deep into the like the
dark web here, but I'm telling you something is afoot.
It's just it's a weird thing that like these Kelsey's,
they they glombed on. They found an opportunity, and somebody,
I say, give them credit. They found an opportunity, but
they have been foisted upon us by the world. And
Taylor Swift is just over here, like, bless her heart,

(48:17):
what a little sweetheart she is. She's over here getting
taken advantage of by these people who are now hundreds
of millionaires because of their dopey podcasts that are only
popular because she is dating one of the dudes. It's
irrational hatred, I get, but that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Honestly, tell me, you wouldn't jump on that gravy train
if you had the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Uh well yeah, but oh okay that but there's a difference.
There's a difference between difference. They are uninteresting people. I
am somewhat appealing. I'm I feel that I am an
interesting person. I feel like these people are not interesting people.
They're just people Like, Look, this might sound arrogant, and
that is fine. I find them to be uninteresting people.

(48:55):
There's no reason why the mother who crept out too
annoying kids should be in commercials. It's not even the
two players that bother me as much. It's the wife
and the mom having the podcasts and the commercials and
all this stuff, Like it's the other brother. You're not
the one banging Taylor Swift? Why are you in all
the commercials? Just annoying? Like the whole situation is annoying.
And I speak for the masses. I speak for the

(49:18):
masses when I say that these people are sucubists and
I find them to be gross. That is all. But
all that said, you can check out the podcast tonight
when Taylor Swift talks about her new album on the
iHeartRadio app. So, Dana White wants everybody to know that
this fight at the White House, this UFC fight will
eventually happen, right Like this is a big deal. Fight

(49:41):
Night at the White House is going to happen. That's
the word from Dana White, who is going to travel
to Washington later this month to talk logistics with Donald
Trump and his daughter, Ivanka. I would love to talk
logistics with Ivanka Trump or linguistics. I would actually like
to speak linguistics with Ivanka Trump. Last month, Trump and
that he'd like to see the event on the grounds

(50:02):
of the White House with twenty thousand spectators to help
and ring in America's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. And
what better way to celebrate them with a bunch of
rednecks with tribal tats watching dudes get their brains kicked
in America. Oh yeah, And by the way, I have
nothing against UFC. I I'll watch it, but I mean
I have nothing against it. My problem I run into
it this is I feel like we focus too much

(50:24):
on things that don't matter, particularly Trump does this. Now.
This is not a Trump bashing, This is not a
political statement. This is just an observation. More often than not,
I see things that don't matter that get highlighted, like, boy,
we gotta have a fight at the White House. Who
gives a damn if UFC is at the White House
or in Whitehall or wherever. It doesn't matter. Hey, let's chat.

(50:47):
We're gonna change the name. We gotta get the Indians back.
No one cares. No one cares except Fox News. Those
are the only people Fox News and Klay Travis are
the only people that truly care if a team is
called the Indians or the Guardians. It's just one of
these things where it's like, who cares? Like I find
myself saying that a lot, not about political stuff. I'm
not a deep political thinker, so I'm not someone that

(51:08):
knows about policies and stuff. I don't. I'm just I'm
not a big political person. But just from the standpoint
of stories like that, like boy, we're gonna have a big,
beautiful fight on the lawn of the White House, I'm like,
I don't, who cares?

Speaker 2 (51:20):
But he probably said fifty million other things besides that
prior to that, But that's all that was cut into.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
That's fair. That's fair. But and look, I don't care
about politics. It's not really my thing. I don't focus
on it. I don't talk about it a lot, but
I do look at stuff like this that I guess
would fall into like the social category of things, like
who like the big fight. We're not gonna get a
stadium in Washington unless we change the name back to
the Redskins. Who cares a bunch of dweeps in Washington

(51:47):
that root for the commanders care about that, and that's it. Like,
I just I feel like we focus too often on
things that truly are irrelevant. Like I just read a
story today about how there's a school in Midland Tech.
It was called Midland Lee. I think that school's referenced
in Friday Night Lights. But Midland Lee it was a
Robert E. Lee High School, which I am not offended

(52:08):
by the idea that a school is named after Robert E.

Speaker 7 (52:11):
Lee.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
I grew up in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. There was a
Robert E. Lee High School. They were called the Rebels. Okay,
so like, I'm not offended by the concept of this
at all. Right, But they changed the name of this
school a couple of years ago because they've bent the
need to people on social media. So they changed the name. Okay, fine,
I wouldn't have done that. I wouldn't have been the name,
but they did so. Now after a vote of like

(52:32):
a school board, they're changing the name back to Roberty
Lee High School, and it's like, why did you change
it to begin with? Now all you look like is
a bunch of racist hillbillies that are like, well, I
guess we're gonna have to change it back. Whether you
think they're racist or not is in the point. The
point is you changed the name for some reason. Twenty
twenty you changed the name. What changed over five years

(52:53):
about Roberty Lee? That makes you go, you know what?
They change that back now? Like what changed?

Speaker 6 (53:00):
So?

Speaker 1 (53:00):
And then you just look bad when you do that.
You look bad either way. You look bad when you
change it, then you look bad when you change it back.
I don't know. We focus on too many things that
don't matter, statues and names of buildings, and all the
fights at the White the UFC fights at the White House,
the Guardians versus the Indians.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Who cares the Kelsey's look.

Speaker 7 (53:21):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
That is that that is something to focus on. That
is apt in his show,