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The Josh inn Is Show on one oh six point
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Six eight Welcome in to Monday Morning Detroitter's How the
hell are you? I'm Josh, what's up? Oh boy? We
got a football game tonight, Monday Night football. Nice little
litmus test for the Lions as they're up in Baltimore.
They're a relatively large underdog by NFL standards, like a
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five and a half point underdog five points depending on
where you look.
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So.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They come into it with most of the world expecting
them to lose. We shall see. That's tonight. That's exciting
primetime game. Let's go. Hopefully you're going out to your
favorite watering hole or wherever it is, or however it is,
you drink beers and you enjoy this ball game tonight.
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We got that. We got a big week for the Tigers,
who currently just sucked. They're terrible, and they've allowed the
guard Indians to come all the way back to within
one game, and they tried to let them tie it
yesterday because they got swept by Atlanta, but it turns
out the guard Indians couldn't get the job done in
their games, so they're up one. One game separates these teams.
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They have a three game series in Cleveland starting Tuesday.
Could be for all the marble you'll hear from aj
hensh here momentarily in sports. Great day of football watching
yesterday and now we're ready for another week now since
it is Monday Night football, and I feel that it
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is my duty to get you amped up, to get
you jacked up, to get you ready to go, to
get you feeling good, to get you feeling awake and
alive on this Monday because it sucks. You got to
like if you're like me, I've been up since three
forty five anyway. But it is a long workday for you,
and it's an even longer workday when you have to
sit around and wait for Monday Night Football your team
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on it. If this were the Cowboys and the Browns,
we wouldn't give a damn. But it's the Eagles rather
the Ravens and the Lions. It is a big one today,
so now we have to just sit around all day
and wait and wait and wait for eight point fifteen
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to get here so we can see what the Lions
are all about. But I'm gonna try to get you
going early this morning as we get you rocked and loaded.
How do we get you rocked and loaded? What better
artists to play to get you amped up for a
big football game than Ozzy. So as it stands now,
the Tigers are just one game up in the division
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over the Garden Indians after being swept by Atlanta. Now
they caught a break yesterday because Cleveland lost finally, so
both teams lost. It's a one game lead, six games
to go. Three of those games against Cleveland that starts Tuesday,
and you got Schooble on the mount. They used to
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be a guaranteed w That ain't the case anymore. But
you got Schooble going. If you win that, you're up
to with two left against Cleveland and you have the tiebreaker.
So it is a big game now. It's hard to
really say that, considering that most of us are very
jaded right now about how bad this team is. But hey,
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AJ says, we're still trying hard, man.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
You know, I feel like we're trying our best to
find solutions and not just complain. About what is going on, and.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Well, you old Barrows, your best losers always whine about
their best winners go home and the pro.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Thank you, Sean So. Lions tonight, now you can say
this is a litmus test. They beat the hell out
of the Bears after getting the hell beaaten out of
them Green Bay Big game tonight. It's fun. I like
when you get a match up with other good teams.
You get two good teams on Monday Night football. I mean, look,
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some of these primetime games we've had here recently have
been terrible. Not the Lions, but just like last night
the Chiefs, who might suck by the way, the Chiefs
and the Giants played a terrible football game. There was
a Vikings and Falcons game right a couple weeks ago
that was a terrible football game in prime time. There
have been some awful primetime games. This one should not
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be terrible. This should be a fun game. We'll see
if the Lions really are closer to what they were
against the Bears, or if they're closer to what they
were against the Packers who By the way, the Packers
went out yesterday and lost to the Browns. The league
is wild right now. Early in the season, you don't
know what to make of anything. We don't know which
way is up. But tonight you get the Ravens and
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the Lions in prime time. I'm let's see if they
show out. Speaking of that Chiefs game, they won twenty
two to nine over the Giants while you were sleeping,
I'm gonna guess you were asleep because there was no
reason unless you're a degenerate gambler to stay up and
watch that game. After the first half. My god, it
was terrible. And that is sports, all right. So coming up,
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we have got Brew and Fall Festival tickets in the
seven o'clock hour, we'll have that for you. We are
loaded with stuff today, so I'll save this. I got
something I'll get into. It'll be it'll be humorous. It's
just a weird thing to tease because it'll sound crass
if I tease it, so I'm not going to. But
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just know that it will be humorous and we'll have
that coming up for you. We got a lot to do.
It's Monday, there's Monday Night football. Tonight Lions are playing.
We got a pennant race with the Tigers. Although we
shouldn't have been a pennant race. But we're in a
pennant race. Now, let's go. It's the Josh Ennis Show.
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Hello, what's going on? It's the Josh Ennis Show. Like
the Fellas said, welcome in oh We are just hours
away from Monday night football. Actually many many hours away
from Monday Night football, but we're not nearly as many
hours as we would have been had Monday Night football
started at the same time as the USC Michigan State
game started, which was after eleven o'clock on Saturday. The
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game ended at three in the morning. What are we doing.
We live in Michigan. We are in the Eastern time zone.
Our teams should not be in the same conference as
teams who play in Pacific time There should never unless
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it's like a one off random game. There should never
be a time that any of our teams are playing
I'm talking college teams be playing against a conference opponent
at eleven o'clock at night. It should never happen. How
many of you stayed awake for that? I passed out
like about halfway through the game. I gave it the
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good fight. But the bush lattes and the tequila shots
they are undefeated. My friend. We got a big hour here.
By the way, we have got your brew and Fall
Festival tickets. Will have those for you this hour. Hey,
we're just I mean, look, we're loaded. We got you're
gonna hear from a J. Hinch here momentarily Lions tonight.
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Of course that's exciting. So we got that going for us,
which is nice. And Donald Trump appeared at the Charlie
Kirk funeral and it was a full on show. I'll
have some highlights for you, but like I don't want
to spoil anything here, but I will let you know
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that apparently we've solved autism, so we'll get into that
this hour as well. Autism has been solved. But before
any of that, we must play you rock and roll music,
because heave indeed Troit's Wheels Josha show looking at Sports.
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So the Lions tonight they take on the Ravens. They're
five and a half point underdog, but let's go out
there and shock them all. Speaking of shocking football wise,
I guess it's not shocking that the Cowboys lost, But
is it shocking that they got their asses kicked by
the Bears After we just watched the Bears get pummeled
by the Lions. Bears went out there and I mean
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they to the Cowboys. Caleb almost had three hundred passing
yards in the game. Luther Burden was making plays. Maybe
the Bears aren't as terrible as everybody thought when everybody
tried to downplay the impressive nature of the Lions victory
last week by saying, oh, just the Bears. The Bears
suck and they got players, So that's not downplay everything
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the Lions do all the time. Plays Now we can
downplay the Tigers because they suck right now. And I
think there's a large portion of the people in town
that actually, rather than not even make the playoffs at
this point, that's how disgusted people are with the Lions,
or rather the Tigers. As it stands now, the Tigers
are a game up on Cleveland with six to play,
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and they've got a three game series starting Tuesday with
the Guard Indians in Cleveland and on the mound will
be Trek Scobel. So AJ Hinch wants you to know, like, look,
we're trying to get this thing figured out, but we
still control our own destiny. You know.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
We we have the most important road trip of the season,
and I continue to say that we control all this
and we do. But obviously we need to find results
and solutions, not just identify the issues.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well yeah, running out of time to do that there, AJ,
But he says, Hey, Josh, we're trying our best, bro.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
You know, I feel like we're trying our best to
find solutions and not just complain about what is going on.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
And well, I'll tell you this, buddy. A wise man
once says something about trying your best your best.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and
the prom queen.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
So why don't you do that?
Speaker 6 (10:42):
AJ?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
This three game series with the Guard Indians is your
opportunity to go home and after prom Queen. So go
home and after prom Queen. It's good enough for Sean Connery,
it's good enough for the Tigers.
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Your vest losers always whine about their best winners go
home and the prom queen.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Will we be winners? We shall see. The Wolverines were
winners over the weekend. They climbed to number nineteen in
the polls after going to Nebraska and beating Minnie Mahomes. Also,
as we mentioned, State got beaten pretty good. Although my
wife had a parlay because she's a degenerate gambler too.
That's why we're soulmates, I suppose, or maybe I just
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created a degenerate gambler out of her. I don't know.
But she had a bet that required Aiden Childs to
throw for a certain number of yards, and we'd already
fallen asleep, wake up the next morning to find out
he throws a garbage like seventy five yard touchdow when
they're already down twenty boom hits the parlay. It was
a blessing. Thank you, Aiden Chiles, you beautiful man. You
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and that friends, was sports all right, coming up, all right?
One on six point seven detroits wheels Josh in his
show Wake your Asses Up, Friends. So Donald Trump, he
is the president of these here United States, and he
was at Charlie Kirk's funeral. Charlie Kirk, of course, the
gentleman who is a well he is dead now because
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he was assassinated. And there was a big funeral for
him in Arizona at the football stadium there, and a
bunch of people showed up. It was a very big turnout.
And the thing is, and I'm not trying to laugh
at the fact that it was a funeral, be very clear,
but Trump has an incredible way of turning everything into
like a political rally, even though he doesn't really need
a politic because he's already the president and unbeknownst to him,
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he can't be the president again, I don't think. But
Lee Greenwood was there. Let me get a little breakdown
to some of the things that happened. Now these are
just things I saw online. I didn't watch any of this.
I think it was yesterday. So Lee Greenwood, who is
like the official singer of Donald Trump. Of course, Lee
Greenwood's biggest hit was a song called God Bless the USA,
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and you hear it at Trump rallies, and you hear
it on the fourth of July mostly, And let me
tell you, it slaps when you're hammered drinking beer in
the backyard, nobody more patriotic than me. When I'm eleven,
Bush lattes deep and Lee Greenwood comes on the bluetooth
that said, like, this is a funeral, mind you, And
it's a giant funeral, but a funeral nonetheless. And Lee
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Greenwood's out there singing God Bless the USA, and Trump
comes out to pyrotechnics, nipping things work one at work
for rama again. It's a funeral, had again, just fireworks.
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It looks like we should be hearing love gun.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
The stars to be hidden here today.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
You wanted the best, You've got the best. Two stands
for the honest president in the world, Donald Trump, Americans,
We're married. And for two and a half minutes during
this song, Trump stands up on stage and just waves
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to people. And then there's a point in this thing
where like he and Lee Greenwood are staring at each
other for maybe I don't know, ten fifteen feet yards apart,
maybe maybe not fifteen yards, but like ten yards apart,
maybe maybe a little bit shorter, maybe a little bit longer,
And they start gradually like working their way closer to
each other. While Lee Greenwood is singing this, it's like
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it's almost like Barbara streisand and Neil Diamond doing you
don't bring me flowers. It's like slowly come up to
each other, and he just starts singing to him right
in the face. Again. This song slaps when you're hammered
and you're sitting in the backyard and it's summertime and
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you've had twelve bush lattes and you're playing Yachtzi with
your lady and boldness comes on. You start crying, You
get emotional. Nobody is a more emotional, patriotic drunk than me. Now,
So that was Donald and his buddy Lee Greenwood. There
are two singers that associate with Trump, that is Lee
Greenwood and the Village People. Those are the two. But
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then here's the good news. I know you guys were concerned.
You're like, well, wait a minute, autism. We got to
figure out this autism. Like when are we ever gonna
hear about a cure for autism? Well, good news, friends,
you heard about it at the Charlie Kirk funerals because
Donald here decided, you know what, I'm gonna take this
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opportunity at this dude's funeral to let you know that
RFK maybe possibly, maybe possibly has solved.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Autism autism, and tomorrow we're gonna have one of the
biggest announcement really medically, I think in the history of
a country. We're gonna be doing it with Bobby and
Oz and all of the professionals.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
I think you're gonna find.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
It to be amazing. I think we found an answer
to autism. How about that autism. Tomorrow, we're gonna be
talking in the Oval Office in the White House.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
About autism.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I enjoyed the inflection there on the We're gonna be
talking about.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Autism to autism. How about that autism tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
All right, By the way, Charlie Kirk's dead, right, yeah,
but hold on, we're not concerned with that right now.
I'm gonna let you know that we've solved autism. And
I have a giant list of things that I'm going
to let like, what if you pull out a list?
He's like, all right, We've got me and Bobby. Bobby,
we have solved hemorrhoids. Do you have himroidal flare up?
Great news. On Tuesday, we're gonna have a big meeting,
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big press conference to let you know we've solved hemorrhoids.
That's right, hemorrhoids have been solved a lot, a lot
of hemorrhoid cream. We've solved it. So if you were wondering,
we have solved autism. Also, if you're wondering, Donald Trump
full on turn this thing into a political rally.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
Did not hate his opponents. He wanted the best for them.
That's where I disagreed with Charlie.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
I hate my enemy, I hate my opponent, and I
don't want the best for them.
Speaker 6 (17:20):
I'm sorry. I am sorry Erica.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
But now Erica can talk to me and the whole
group and maybe they can convince.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Me that that's not right. But I can't stand my opponent.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I hate him. By the way, Charlie Kirk's dead. Everybody's
over there.
Speaker 6 (17:34):
Charlie's angry, looking that he's angry at me.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Charlie's angry. He's very angry. By the way. It still dead,
and I'm still very much alive, still running the country.
And we're gonna solve. We're gonna solve. Uh, We're gonna
solve hard boogers on Wednesday. That's right, do you have
hard boogers? Well? RFK is solved, Is that right, RFK? Yes, Yeah,
RFK has solved hard Boogers Wednesday from the Oval solving
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hard Boogers. That is after we solve autism, and tomorrow.
Speaker 8 (18:05):
We're gonna have one of the biggest announcement really medically,
I think in the history of I count you.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
We're gonna be doing it with this is huge.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
So today be ready. Today is the day biggest medical
breakthrough in the history of the country, So be ready
for it. All right, So Josh in the show, here's
what we got coming up. We have got tickets to
the Bruin Fall Festival. We'll do that and you're gonna
get an update on the Uh. Well, it's interesting because
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like they said that this rapper, Dank DeMoss was fat
shamed by lyft Right. That story was like months old,
but now they've come to a resolution with this and
they say that she was fat shamed. But I find
the term fat shame to be interesting because if I
were to call her fat, that would be fat shaming.
But you're calling her fat by calling it fat shaming,
and according to her lawyers, it's illegal to fat shame
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people in Michigan.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I mean, I I just think it's weird that you
can call your lady friend fat, But if I did,
it would be a crime. That doesn't make any sense
to call.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
The Josh Innis Show now at eight seven seven.
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Well on six point seven Detroit's Wheels Josh Ennis Show.
What's happened in Everybody? It is Monday Night Football tonight.
Let's go Lions and Ravens being nice to get a
w with all the Tigers lose them. Maybe the Lions
can bring us some joy. So the United States is
the number one country as it relates to infidelity. As
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it relates to cheating, seventy one percent of Americans admitted
to stepping out, with Germany and the UK following close
behind at sixty eight and sixty six percent. The top
states include Texas, Alabama, and Nebraska. Here are some of
the reasons for exploring other sexual options, aside from your
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partner lonely and bored in marriage. Thirty percent of people
get bored in their marriage. Fifteen percent says their spouse
lost the sex drive or suffered chronic illness. That's what
I can understand, Like if all of a sudden, like
you know, like you're married to someone and she like
becomes bedridden and you're like, I'm not gonna leave you
because I love you in all, but like I'm gonna
go out and get mines right, Like, Like I think
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about this sometimes, like because you see, like people who
stay with someone who's like in a wheelchair or something
like the dude that played for the Saint Steve Gleeson
has als and his wife stays with him because she
loves him, and that's the that's the right thing to do.
But I wonder if they have like some sort of
agreement where she's like, hey, listen, can I like go
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out and get mine's. Like, look, I'm not saying that
to be crass or to be weird or anything. It's
just it's a legit question that I would have, and
at that point it's not considered cheating. I wouldn't think
And if I were him, I'd be like, I get it,
Like I'm sorry, I get it. But let's see, they
want more satisfying or adventurous sex. Eight percent say the
spouse cheated first. It allows me to be someone else
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when I cheat. Let me tell you, though, some of
the best whoopie scenes in movies are cheating scenes, right,
Like have you ever seen the Unfaithful movie with Richard
gear and in hot Diane Lane and like they're in
this kind of dopey little marriage and then she starts
like poon tanging around with this French guy. That's something
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that's a time. Good scenes, good whoopie scenes. I'm just
here to pass the note along to you that if
you're looking for good whoopy scenes, they have elite level
whoopee scenes and unfaithful you should watch it. But yes,
we cheat more than anybody. It's I guess not a shocker,
but there you go. Now. Today is actually Joan Jet's birthday.
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She is sixty seven years of age. Handing for her.
She is still alive. It's eat Troy's wheels, Josh Innishow.
Speaking of birthdays, today is the birthday of Scott Bayo.
Scott Bayo, of course, Chachi, it is his birthday today.
He is a well known Trump friend, right. He is
among like that motley crew of like a celebrity Trump supporters.
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It's like, hey, here's Scott Bayo and Pat Boone and
hul Cogan like that motley crew of people. Well, Scott
BeO is one of those. He was also the star
of a television program called Charles in Charge, which has
one of the Great one of my favorite theme songs
all time. New Boy in the neighborhood. He lives downstairs
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and it's understood he's there just to take good care
of me. In charge guess nine, Charles in Charge, Oh
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and doctor Rights.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
Charles in charge of what Now.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I wouldn't say that that's a Mount Rushmore theme song,
but it's like a top Tennish theme song, right, like,
you'll learn this about me. One of my favorite talking points,
one of my favorite things to discuss. Well, first of
all is the movie Teen Wolf. I can talk about
that movie with you all day. But second of all,
I love talking about television show theme songs, particularly those
of the golden era of theme songs, which was really
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like the early seventies to maybe the early nineties, right,
Like I could write a thesis on this, Like there
were decent theme songs, you know, in the sixties. You
would get some and you would get like your you know,
Green Acres, which is elite, it's a very good one,
and you know the Beverly Hillbillies. But really the theme songs
were at their most elite in the late seventies to
the early nineties. Right, So if you had to build
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ask you this all right, I want you guys in
on this. You can text text the word Josh and
your message to five nine five seven zero because I
might just play some theme songs today because I'm feeling
frisky and I like television show theme songs. And it's
Scott Beao's birthday and he's Charles in Charge and he's
chowchy hey, chochy Happy Days. That had a solid one
too well, Sunday Monday Happy Days. Okay, But here's what
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I need from you. Text the word Josh and your
message to five nine five seven zero. Here's what I
need from you. Tell me what you consider to be
an elite television show theme song, and I might just
play it because I'm in the mood to do that today.
So text the word Josh and your message all in
one message to five nine five seven zero. What is
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your favorite all time television show theme song? Get that
in now. Text the word Josh and your message to
five nine five seven zero one O six point seven
Detroit's Wheels. Hi got this one? This is from Sarah,
Hello Sarah. Sarah says that Growing Pains is her favorite.
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Don't listen to it on your cry and we know
where near the stream we got there. The luckiest dream
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as soon dream it. As long as we keep on
ye near near near here, we get taken. Anything that
comes out the way, Think about how great that is.
That is two legitimate singers. That is BJ Thomas, that
is rain drops keep falling on my head. BJ Thomas
and Jennifer Warrens. I believe it was hers. I've had
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the time of my life from Dirty Dancing. That's legit
singers right there. That's quality stuff. This texture says. What
about Welcome back Conner? That was a legit hit, by
the way, Welcome back John Sebastian.
Speaker 6 (26:17):
Your dreams for your ticket? Uh, welcome back that.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Same old that you laughed about. Oh, the names have
all changed since you've hung around, But.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
Those dreams every name, and they've around. That is.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
One of the let's see how many that is one
of the TV show theme songs that was a number
one hit. Here's what I'll do for you got him
on the spot. Welcome bad If you can tell me welcome,
Let's see make sure I got this right here, welcome.
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Tell me what eighties show had a number one pop
hit for a theme song? Now, yeah, it is a
song that was specifically for this TV show. So if
you can tell me what eighties iconic eighties TV show
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had a number one hit as its theme song eight
seven seven, nine eight eight one o six seven eight
seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven. If
you can tell me that, I got d I've got
Brew and Fall Festival tickets. This is gonna be a
fun little event down there in Utica, down at Jimmy
John's field. So get in eight seven, seven, nine eight
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eight one oh six seven. If you know which one
of those songs, which one of those TV show theme
songs was a number one eighties hit, And if you
do that, I have got those tickets for you. Eight seven,
seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
Yeah, back here where we.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Need job, where we tease him a lot, because we
got him Mountain the spot. Welcome back. People are blowing
up my text with TV show theme songs. Again, this
is something I'm passionate about. I'm not a passionate person
as it relates to things like I'm not overly passionate. However,
I am really passionate about like TV show theme songs
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and the movie A Team Wolf. Those are my passions.
Let me see if somebody has the answer right now, Hello, Weels.
Do you know the answer? Welcome back Codter? No, it's
not welcome back Conner. We just played welcome back Connor.
That was in the seventies, not in the eighties. I said,
in the eighties, I would have just given you the
answer in the song I was playing silly Let's see
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Weels Hello, do you know the answer? Yeah, welcome back Cotter.
It's not welcome bad boy this. Oh, here we go.
All right, let's see see how many people are going
to call and say, welcome back Connor. Let's see Weals Hello. Yeah,
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I was calling about that which TV show in the eighties? Yeah,
what is it? Greatest American Hero is not Greatest American Hero?
That is incorrect. That was not a number one hit.
At least it wasn't, you know, welcome back coddor Weels? Hello? Hey,
how you doing?
Speaker 6 (29:33):
Josh?
Speaker 3 (29:33):
God?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
What's up? Hey? How about melrose Place? And it's not
melrose Place? Melrose Place did not did the theme, so
I didn't have any words. I thought this was going
to be an easy one. I thought it was a
layup Weals, Hello, Hello, this is David. I think I
got the answer. What is it? I think it's the
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instrumental theme by Jan Hammer for Miami Bikes. Yes, sir,
you are correct. There you go. What's your name, David? David?
Let me put you on hold. I'll get you those tickets.
And that's how easy it was. At least he didn't
say welcome back, Conner. I'm beginning to think people don't
pay any attention. They're just here from my prizes. I
guess I don't know what to say.
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Hey O two Hello, Welcome in Josh Innes Show. Getting
you ready for Monday Night Football. We're only what like
twelve hours away. I don't love if you had count
it as a TV show theme song, but I really
really loved the Monday Night Football all my rowdy friends
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and I really irrationally hate the Sunday Night Football one
with Carrie Underwood. I think it's and this is a
weird reason to hate something, but I do. I hate
it because it has a sponsorship attached to it now.
So when you watch the game, like right before kickoff,
they're like the Sunday Night anthem brought to you by
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Like it's not an anthem, it's it's just a cover
of Uh, I hate myself for loving you. And it
was better when it was faith Hill anyway. But all
my rowney friends are coming over tonight. Now. That was
a banger. You knew it was time for football on
a Monday, when Monday night football still mattered. When you
got bearn and that was killer. When you got both Sephists,
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you knew it was time. And then of course bo
Sepha said some things about Obama, and then there was
no more Boaseefhist. But man, that like, to me, that's
when like sports on TV died for me, whenever there
was no more bo Sefhist. Man, I can I think
of Monday night football. I think of going to the
sports bar with my dad. I'm eight nine years old
thinking about the glory days of Monday night football when
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it was Frank and Al and Dan. That's what I
think of hashtag my Monday night Football. That's what I
think of.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
I got get your.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Hand. I think of both. See that's I think that
has to count. Let me find the actual version, like
a Monday night football version of that. But that is
one hundred percent of TV show theme song. And if
we count all my rowdy friends, you know, are you
ready for some football? I would make that my number
one TV show theme song of all time. I did
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have somebody, Uh, let's see which one is this. I
got a lot of people I'm bringing up about TV
show theme songs today because it's Scott Bayo's birthday. Charles
in charge. Perhaps I'm just reaching for an excuse to
play TV show theme songs. I don't know. Someone said,
give me a break? Which version? There are two different
theme songs? Which one do you want? Gim me break?
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Gosh or deserve it? I told you I'm a TV
show theme song in ficionado. I used to have all
the CDs that had TV show theme songs on, so
stop pretending them. Give it to me now.
Speaker 8 (33:16):
Gimme a break, gimme a break.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
See this is good stuff. Anyway. Do you want to
get your request for TV show theme songs? You can.
We'll do sports for you. Coming up here in just
a second, we will have h well you'll hear from
a J. Mayrin her own here, Old Pat Benatar on
Detroit's Wheels. Hello, It's the josh Anny Show and sports
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We got Monday Night Football two nights, and we were
just talking about TV show theme songs and how you
have to consider are you ready for some football a
television show theme song? And when I go back to
my childhood, man in the mid nineties, I lived all
over the place, but there was a stretch that I
lived in Montana as a kid, and they were big
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John Elway people in Montana. I remember going with my
dad just sports bars on Mondays, watching Monday Night Football
like John Elway versus Joe Montana, And like, I still
get chills when I think about that intro. Nothing moves
me like that anymore, like the in the air Tonight
junk they play on there now, Like who gets hype
to that? Who cares about Chris Stapleton singing in the
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air tonight or or or waiting all day for Sunday night.
But when you give me classic bociphus on a Monday night,
Like if this were in nineteen ninety five and we
were watching the Ravens take on the Lions, well, first
of all, we wouldn't be seeing the Ravens take on
the Lions. We'd be seeing the Browns take on the Lions.
But second of all, you would get this Jack. That's
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the kind of stuff you get. That's the good that
excites me. Anyway, all that to say you this love.
The Monday Night football intro gets me all sorts of
hyped up.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
It's Monday night and we're ready to right.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
We have to get it all to hit the bang
and the Lacks, the.
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Game of the week that's coming your way Minnesota in
Bay San Franciscope.
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We gotta make get ready, we gotta get.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Right the five games and Niners get it on tonight.
Get it come Monday.
Speaker 8 (35:38):
I hear it.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Me get ready?
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Why are you ready?
Speaker 1 (35:44):
Football money?
Speaker 7 (35:49):
We got work and all and damn we're gonna get
it tick study and oh yeah, let in.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
The cruise all set. The crowd is five, my mat
it friends about for Monday night. And then you would
get the bump bump bump ba ba ba ba. But
the kids today don't know that. The kids today don't
know what it's like. Monday Night football like the only
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primetime game there is. Frank and Allen Dan legends playing
on the field in both seams. The kids today don't
know that life AnyWho. The Monday Night football tonight, the
Lions are a five and a half point underdog. Also,
the Tigers open up a crucial must win series with
the guard Indians tomorrow, and aj Hinch is just a reminder,
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guys that we are still the cock of the wall.
Speaker 4 (36:45):
I don't see our guys, you know, quitting. I don't
see our guys down. I don't see our guys pouting.
I don't see our guys conceding, and.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
We shouldn't, you know.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
I'm gonna remind everybody that we're a first place team.
And right now it's hard for everybody to look us
that way because of the way the.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Last week is. But the last week went.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
The way it did, and we're gonna wake up tomorrow
in first place.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
You are, and you are a first place team. That's
because you built a fourteen game lead as of July eighth,
and since July eighth, you've lost thirteen games in the standings.
So like, I get why you have to do it,
and you have to go like, hey, I got to
remind everybody we're a first place team. You are, but
for two months you've played like a last place team.
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What is their record over the course of since July eighth,
basically since I got up to town, their record has
gone to hell. So I get it, and I understand
why you do it, and I understand why, and look,
that's the right thing. You're supposed to say that we're
still a first place team. But ain't nobody in Detroit
right now sitting here going we're a first place team.
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It's hold on to your butts and see what happens
here over the next couple of days. But you do
get Schooble on Tuesday, that's good news, but that hasn't
really guaranteed victory lately either. Did you see that they
designated Charlie Morton for assignment. I have no idea what
they traded for Charlie Morton, but whoever was on the
receiving end wants that trade because Charlie Morton's off the
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team before October. I think he cried after the game too.
On Friday, I was at the bar, and now maybe
I was hammered, but I'm fairly certain I'm shit. A
few tears after the game, but that was pretty terrible.
I went for Tony on Detroit's Wheels. That is the
Magic Carpet Ride. Hello, it's Josh. What's up. People are
just blasting in on the text line today with their
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TV show theme songs. I know it's an easy subject.
I'm well aware of that. I'm not above acknowledging when
I've taken the easy road. But again, Scott Bo's birth
dates day, Charles in Charge. Then I started thinking about
Monday Night football Hank Junior theme. Now we're talking TV
show theme songs and we're having a good time, So
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don't rain on our parade. Friend got one from Lou
that says Golden.
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Girls traveled down, look back again.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Your hearty is Trump. You're a pan and of con
game by everyone. You you the biggest kept on.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
So there you go. You got the Golden Girls. Hey,
has anybody brought up the theme from Matt about you know?
Nobody has brought that up? Is that the I don't
know why, Brue Dode I love you like I do?
Speaker 6 (39:48):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (39:48):
Who that one?
Speaker 5 (39:51):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (39:52):
There was that one? And we got the courtship of
Any's father. There's an oldie, but goodie for you, Peo,
to tell you about my best friend. He's a warm
hearted person to love people. Let me tell you about
my best.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
Friends one boy to.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Wait a minute, I did not know this. Hold on
a second. So the guy who sang the theme song
from Matt About You is the same guy that's sang
Lonely Boy. Wait, I didn't know this. He all went.
Did he write thank you for Wait a minute? Did
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he write that?
Speaker 6 (40:39):
Dude? What a world?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
I didn't know this. I thought I knew it all.
I know nothing. So Andrew Gold, the guy who sang
a song called Lonely Boy, which is like a yacht
rock staple. I think the yacht rock reviews sang it.
When I went the other night, he wrote thank you
for being a friend. And he also perform the theme
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from Mad About You. This guy was a legend. He
says here you might have bang Linda ronstadtue that's even
more legendary. Hello, good sir, how about that I've learned
something new? Thank you? Text line? That was nice? Very nice?
All right, So what do we got to do? We
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got lots to do still, I mean we were This
show is still in diapers, damn near. So stick around.
We got more rock and roll coming up.
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Six point seven Detroit's Wheels Jeff Leppard photograph. I'm Josh.
What's all? You can always call eight seven seven nine
eight eight one oh six seven. That's our phone number.
You can save that if you'd like to have it.
If you ever need me. I'm here. I'm always here,
Call and say hi. Speaking of TV show theme songs,
and I'll get off the topic, I just totally came
to my mind. So the TV show Baywatch, all right,
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the the theme song is called I'm Always Here, and
it's performed by a gentleman by the name of Jimmy Jamison.
Jimmy Jamison was the second lead singer of a band
called Survivor and outside of I Have the Tiger, which
is obviously their biggest hit, Jimmy Jamison was the vocalist
for all of their other hits, so like the Search
Is Over as a song, you might know he performed that,
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or I Can't Hold Back or is This Love? Or
they had like five or six, you know, pretty big hits.
I think the biggest one of those Jimmy Jamison hits
was the Search Is Over. I think it got to
like number three or four. Anyway, he performed the theme
song for Baywatch. And this is interesting to me because
Jimmy Jamison was one of my dad's best friends, all right,
And my dad claims don't know how true this is,
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but my dad claims that he helped write the theme
song from Baywatch. So if you ever talk to my dad,
maybe one day I'll get him on the air and
he can share all of his tales that sound unrealistic
until you think of how obscure they are, then you
realize they're probably true, Like the story about how my
dad claims he had lunch with Conway Twitty on the
day that Conway Twitty died. Like stories like that, and
then you're like, well, why would somebody make that up.
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That'd be a weird thing to make up, Like who
just goes, hey, I was with Conway Twitty the day
he died, Like that'd be a weird thing to make up,
Like like you would think you'd dream bigger, right, But no,
my dad claims to have written the theme song from Baywatch,
And before he started doing other stuff, that was kind
of the thing he hung his hat on, like he
meet people and be like, hey, I'm Scott Innes. Radio
guy wrote the theme from Baywatch. Well, I don't think
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you did. I go, well, Dad, tell me how you
wrote the theme from Baywatch, and he goes, well, the
line some people stand in the darkness afraid to step
into the light. I wrote that that was my line.
I was like, well, why didn't they give you credit
for it? Is? I don't know. They like, like, I
got screwed, but I wrote the theme from Baywatch. I'm like, Okay, Dan,
whatever if you say so. Anyway, now you know one
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of six point seven Detroit's wheels Josh and his show
A if you haven't heard today, the good news is
uh uh and and look, I don't want to get
you too excited, but Trump has cured autism.
Speaker 8 (44:00):
And tomorrow we're gonna have one of the biggest announcement
really medically, I think in the history of our country.
We're going to be doing it with Bobby and Oz
and all of the professionals.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
I think you're gonna find.
Speaker 8 (44:15):
It to be amazing. I think we found an answer
to autism. How about that autism. Tomorrow we're gonna be.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
Talking the Oval Office in the White House about autism.
Speaker 1 (44:32):
And what I find so interesting is that's at Charlie
Kirk's funeral. So Charlie Kirk, who has been shot, he
is layin. I mean, he's in a casked. He is dead.
This man is dead, and Donald Trump's up here.
Speaker 6 (44:43):
Like to autism, how about that autism.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Autism we have tomorrow? I just I enjoy the upward inflection, like, hey,
we have cured autism. We will have the info tomorrow
to autism.
Speaker 6 (44:54):
How about that autism tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (44:58):
Like, I just, I don't know. Basically, the thing was
a rally anyway. It was like, you know, fifty thousand
people seemingly at this this guy's funeral, and my man
Trump just went up there and turned it into a
whole damn thing. He had Lee Greenwood up there. And
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when I tell you that, these two men just looked
into each other's eyes over the course of this song
and just slowly moved closer to one another. It was
a very sexual moment. So there was that. I don't know,
maybe that's what they wanted at this funeral. I don't know, right.
One thing that also came out of this funeral is
that Charlie Kirk's widow said that she forgives the guy
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who killed her husband I'm like, I couldn't do that.
You're a better person than I am, milady, because she
gets up there and she says, oh, I you know,
I forgive you. I don't know if maybe I'm just
a crappy person or like I'm not a super religious person.
So like the concept of, you know, like forgiving somebody
who kills your husband just doesn't really register with me. Like, no,
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I don't forgive you, and I hope you rot and
I hope horrible things happen to you. That's how my
mind would work, and I would think that's how other
people's minds would work as well. But not Charlie Kirk's widow.
She was up there, like I forgive you. I'm like,
I don't. I wouldn't forgive that, dude. I hold grudges, though,
and I hold grudges against people I don't even know.
I'm a weird grudge holder. Like there's this is like
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there's a guy that's on the radio in Nashville that
I've never met and I know nothing about and has
done nothing to me. All I do is I look
at his social media and I hold a grudge against him.
And I've convinced myself that he like he is an
enemy of mine, and I don't even know the person,
nor is he actually an enemy of mine. I just
I hold grudges, and then I create reasons to have
a grudge, Like I create these things in my mind
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which are not serious, they're not real things, but I
create grudges like. That's how much I like to hate people.
Is create recents to ete people. This lady's like, oh, shure,
this this guy killed my husband. Huh, well, well I
forgive you me. I'm like, I don't, I know nothing
about you, and I don't forgive you to anybody. I'm
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a weirdo though. All Right, Anyway, we got more rock
coming up on d Troit's Wheels.
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