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The Josh Innis Show on one six point seven Dollz
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Right, everybody, Good morning, six three Josh Innis Show. The
most depressing news of the day is that, according to
a new Gallup poll, the percentage of US adults who
say they consume alcohols fall into fifty four percent. So
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fifty four percent of US Americans drink alcohol, which is
the lowest it's been in like ninety years. I guess
everybody's smoking reefer, we're shooting heroin, whatever it is you're into.
I've tried to get into the Mary Warney, but I
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started taking little I say taking. I started taking these
little mints. I walked down the street in Hazel Park
and stopped in at one of these dispensaries, because that's
quite literally all John r in Hazel Park is is dispensary,
dispensary dispensary. So I popped in and bought these little
mints that are very low dose THCHG. Because I tried
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to chill out at night because like, I just can't sleep.
I'm wired. So I tried to calm myself down, and
I just I don't enjoy it. I try. I got
buddies that have been smoking pot for twenty something the years.
They love it. I walk around my neighborhood in Hazel Park.
It smells like cheech and chong, like it's just the
waft of reefer in the air. I just can't get
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into it. To me, taking THC or smoking pot will
never replace that feeling you get when a nice cold
bush latte hits your lips for the first time you've
had a long day. You go home, you pop a
top bush latte. Bang. I like my beers domestic and
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cold and light. That's how I like them. Nothing like
a Friday after a long week of work. You go
down to the bar, you go down to Cozy's and
you know what you do. You put the yacht Rock
on the jukebox and you say, I'll have a little
bad light tall please. To me, you can't replace that
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with pot, So everybody's trying. I like how it's like
this holier than that idea, Like I don't know, it
doesn't seem healthy to drink, even the alcohol in moderation.
But these people sit here and blaze all day. Wake, bake,
wake bag. Oh but I'm the bad guy because on
the weekends I might drink, you know, twenty bush lights
in a city. I'm like Andre the Giant. You wouldn't
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judge Andre the Giant, now, would you. Anyway, we'll do
sports here in a little bit because there's good sports news.
How about that Tigers game last night coming up later
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But right now, let's get locked and loaded with Bob Ritchie.
Let's do sports. So I think after last night, we're
thinking the Tigers can just win the whole damn thing, right,
go major league with it. Win the whole e f
and thing ten nothing in the final as the Tigers
dominate the Astros. Biggest story of the night wasn't the
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fact that the Astros pounded out thirteen hits, reverse that
the Tigers pounded out thirteen hits. That wasn't the biggest story.
It wasn't that the Tigers scored ten runs. It wasn't
that the Tigers hit four home runs. It wasn't that
the Tigers had eight different players with a hit at
least one hit. It's that Jack Flaherty, who's had a
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mediocre year with some highs, mostly lows, a lot of mids.
A season high seven ins, pitched three hits, one walk,
season high nine strikeouts. Hey, coach, was he good? Yeah,
he was awesome. There you go. That's all you need
to know. One more time for the people in the battle.
There you go. So the Tigers hold firm in the
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standings because the Guardians also won while you were sleeping.
They won three to one. So the Tiger's still holding steady.
Are we at a point now where we can start
talking magic number? Are we at magic number stage? Yet?
It's amazing a week ago where like can they hang on? Now?
It's like, hey, magic number? What is it? They're back
at it again tonight. Football wise, the Bengals and the
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Commander Skins played last night, and the outcome of the
game doesn't really matter. The storyline is Trey Hendrickson, and
if you're interested, and if you're the Lions, you should be.
Trey Hendrickson and the Bengals still not close on the
guaranteed money that Hendrickson wants. He's a dominant pass rusher.
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Can you imagine him lining up on the other side
of aiden? Can you imagine it? Picture it. I don't
know what a trade would look like, but if you
had to give up a first round pick to get
Trey Hendrickson, you'd be stupid to not do it. And
I think you'd all agree with if you want to
get in eight seven seven nine, eight eight one oh
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in this instance. Now, we were talking earlier about how
only fifty four percent of adults in America drink alcohol,
and like people are now afraid of alcohol and even
a little bit of alcohol's bad for you, according to
some people. Get everywhere I go, I'm seeing people smoking pot,
vaping edibles, all that, and I'm not judging you, and
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I'm fully aware, like I don't believe that pot or
anything's bad for you. It's just something I don't get.
I don't understand it. Like I'm looking at some of
my text messages coming in Josh, I've been smoking for
fifty years. I loved beer, but I gave it up.
I do love my weed. What is it? Help me
understand it? This is a legit question I have. And
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you can call eight seven seven nine eight eight one
oh sixty seven, or you can text text the word
Josh and your message to five nine five seven zero.
Let me know this because I've tried it. I haven't
actually smoked, because I've never smoked anything other than a cigar.
I've smoked cigars. That's another fad that I don't get,
Like people that love to just smoke cigars. I don't
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get it. It's just something I don't get into. But
smoking cigars is one smoking pot. And I've never smoked cigarettes,
but I've been around a lot of people who do,
and I think it's gross. But what is it? Are
you someone who stopped drinking booze and exclusively messes with pot, edibles, gummies, whatever.
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Fifty four percent of Americans, that's the number, that's the
number of people who consume alcohol. That number is down
from sixty percent of its high point. It's the lowest
it's been in ninety years, fifty four percent. Are you
one of these people that decided, Hey, I'm gonna smoke
pot and that's what I'm gonna do. The biggest concern
I have a drinking beer, and this sounds ridiculous, is
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I can drink like twenty of them when I sit
around and play Yatzi with my wife or watch football,
and then I end up feeling fat. But that's it.
I love domestic cold light beer, preferably a Bush latte.
But I'll take a Coors Light. I'll take a Mid Ultra,
I'll take a yingling flight. Look, I'm simple. I know
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a lot of people love to go to craft breweries,
and so do I. I have nothing against craft breweries.
I love them. We got great ones here. I'm all
about craft breweries. But if I had my druthers and
it's a Sunday and it's beautiful out and there's football
on TV, I'm getting a thirty rack of bush lattes
and I'm sitting my fat ass on the couch and
I'm pounding those. That's my preference. But my question for
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you at eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
six seven, Or you can text the word josh and
your message to five nine five seven zero. What is
it with this pot that you love so much? What's
different between that and the booze? I just can't get
into it. Are you someone who abandoned booze and exclusively
f's with pot? That's what I need to know. Eight
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seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven. Text
the word joshing your message to five nine five seven zero. Boy,
we got a lot going on today. How about the
tigers last night? Take that Houston ten nothing? It was
a bludgeoningtor. Tom Petty now on wheels. It's a beautiful.
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Day, sun beat down.
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Three.
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Me and Del were singing a little run away.
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I was flying.
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Yeah, running down dream.
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They never would come.
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With me work out mystery going there everything running down dream,
I felt so good.
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Let anything was possible. It cruised control the rope.
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By the last three day.
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The rain was unstoppable. It was always boomed it sunshine,
riding down dream.
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Never would come to me working on a mystery.
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Everything riding down dreaming.
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I old.
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Time read something.
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I'm running down drinking. You never become to.
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Me working on mystery, going there, everything.
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Writing down dream, were riding down dream? Never encount to
me working mystery.
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Or every writing down dream.
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Is a pretty said alcohol that is down from sixty
percent of its highest it's the lowest percentage since on
the last ninety years. So fewer people are drinking booze,
more people are smoking pot. What like I've tried, Like
I told you, I've been taking these little men's at
night to try to chill out. It actually doesn't help
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me chill out. It actually gives me more anxiety. That
doesn't help me call my mind. It makes my mind
run even more. Let's see some of these text messages here.
Let's let our AI virtual assistant read you this text message.
Drinking is fun and you do it to get buzz.
But pot, that's a whole nother deal. To me, it's
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more about exploring the corners of my mind. Ah, thank
you for the text. I think I need a name
for this AI generated text reader man, or maybe I
should make him a lady. Maybe we like sexy voiced ladies.
Maybe we'll try that next. I enjoy drinking, it's a
social thing I've I don't know, it's just I don't
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like the smell of pot either. I don't like cigarette smoke.
Pot smoke, you know what. I love the smell of
a pipe, like the sweet tobacco smell. I used to
have candles that smelled like that. It just reminds me
of being at like a grandpa's house, you know, and
you just smell that delicious sweet tobacco smell that I like.
But I think the smell of pot's gross. Cigarettes are gross,
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and I like to drink my domestic light beers. I'm
a simple guy. I like simple pleasures. Do you want
to in eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh
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AI robot here that reads the text messages for us.
Because I'm alone up here, I have nobody. Mojo can
field the softball team with a number of people in
his studio right now, I'm riding solo. Baby, It's just me.
So let's see. We're talking pot versus alcohol. Fewer people
are drinking alcohol, more people are smoking pot. Let's check
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in with the robot. I think alcohol is gross. Hot
is zero to buzz in three minutes plus. It's healthier.
Alcohol is poison. That it is. But that's the poison
that I like. It's that sweet, sweet poison. Baby, give
me one shot poison. There's a hot rocker chick for you.
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Lead a ford. All right, let's see here. Let's go
to the phones too. People are calling. What do we
got going on here? Hello? Wheels, Josh, Hey, I'm charlt here. Hey,
what's going on?
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Hey?
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I drive truck down a local shuttle run yep, okay
and uh after I get off, I'm going off Pine
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Oh yeah, what do you do security? Tal You're gonna
work security for hailstorm tonight? H and oh that's fun.
Do you think Lizzie Hale is hot?
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I'm not gonna say, oh, I guess.
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Look your security. So I understand. I'll take your non
answer as an answer, and I'll assume what that answer is.
I respect your situation. However, I can speak for everyone
when I say that Lizzie Hale is hot and chicks
that rock are just super freaking hot. Yeah, I get so, No,
I guess, so I guess, so goodbye, char Lizzie Hale
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is super hot. You know what it's really hot is
the the chick that plays guitar for Alice Nita Strauss.
I fell in love with her like a decade ago.
I had no clue who she was. I was at
the Motley Crue quote unquote farewell to her, and Alice
was opening. This was in Philadelphia, and from a distance,
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me and my buddies are watching and we're like, who
is this blonde chick? And like the tight pants that
can just shred. I think what makes her she's hot,
but what makes her hotter is that she can shred
or is like Garth would say, she could whale like.
She's just up there nit ao. In my mind, that's
how it works ro and she just crushes it up there.
She's hot. Taylor Momson from the Pretty Reckless, although she's
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built like olive oil. Very hot. All right, So what
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talk about it. Stay there, you call the Josh Innis Show,
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seven zero. We'll get sports here for you in just
a few minutes. Wonderful night to the Tigers. Here's an understatement.
You do that every day might win the World Series.
A lot of good stuff happened though last night, involving
the Tigers, maybe the Lions, who knows. We'll get into it.
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Also good for all Hank Hank Winchester of course was
you know, all the stuff against him was dropped and
turns out he didn't sexually assault the massage therapist sounds
like my man had a really rough two or three months.
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We talked about it yesterday. Massage was very uncomfortable situations.
You would think in this era of Me Too and everything,
there'd be a situation where like almost somebody would have
to be in the room with you watching while you
get a massage to make sure to that happened, or
cameras or something. But good for Hank, Like that's got
to be a horrible experience being falsely accused of something,
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and then the whole world's going to assume it's true
because you're the celebrity. So when you're the celebrity, the
whole world just assumes that you're a jerk and that
you're the predator and that the person's telling the truth.
But good for him, And I think the person that
accused Hank Winchester of this crime should be in jail, Like,
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can we get to a point where we do that?
Can we start throwing people in jail, throw them freaking
under the jail. When you falsely and deliberately falsely accuse
somebody of something, you should be in jail. You are scumming,
you should be in jail. I don't think that's an unfair.
Ask my man had a rough GOVID for about nine
weeks though he was on Kelly Stafford's podcast talking about
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that that sucks, but good for him a light. Here's
that's what we got. We're about ten minutes away from
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And just by qualifying, he'll get fifty bucks to Kroger.
That rules, and we're gonna do sports here in just
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a second. As I noted, Tiger's awesome last night, and
there's a chance that helped could be on the way
for the Lions. And oh by the way, Jack Flarity
goes seven innings for the first time this season, and
oh by the way, Jack Flerity strikes out of season
high nine. Oh by the way, he only gave up
three hits. Oh by the way, he only walked one.
Jack Flarity dominated a good a beat up, but good
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Astro's lineup last night. Do that a couple more times.
All of a sudden, you're gonna start believing that the
Tigers can win the whole thing because they still need
that second dude behind school and no one knows who's
gonna grab that. Is it gonna be mys. I don't
think it's gonna be Charlie Morton. It's not gonna be
Chris Paddock. They need it to be Jack Flair. And
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he's been I mean bad for the most part, mediocre
to bad all year. But last night my man was dominant.
Offense was dominant. But out of all that, and there
were a lot of great things that came out of
last night, dominant, shutout victory, Jack Flaherty's best game of
the year, offense one of their best games of the year.
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But the return of Alex Lang stole the show. Got
himself into a little trouble in the ninth inning. Granted
it was ten to nothing, there was no concern, bases loaded,
one out, looked like he was going to give up
a run, gets out of it, and for the first
time since May of twenty twenty four, we got to
see Alex Lang. And here's the skip talking about it.
Speaker 6 (22:46):
You can pitch as many games in the minor leagues
as you want, there's nothing more meaningful to coming back
from injury and running in you know, especially at home
and a great crowd and a great game, and you know,
I didn't want him to give up a run and
thankfully didn't.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Let's see what could be a big piece down the
stretch here. You never know now football story last night,
Bengals are on TV. They're playing the Commander Skins. Game
really didn't matter, although it looks like the Bengals are
gonna be the same mess they were last year. Defense stinks,
Joe Burrows running for his life, but Trey Hendrickson on
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the sideline, still in the hold in. He and the
Bengals can't come to terms on the guaranteed money. He
wants it a new deal, and trade talks are starting
to kind of re emerge. And if you look around
the league and you look around media and you read
different stories, it is widely believed that the most obvious
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best fit for Trey Hendrickson, who by the way, led
the league in sacks last year, one of the best
pass rushers in the NFL and has been He's not
a flash of the pan. This isn't a new development.
He's been one of the best pass rushers in the
NFL for the last five years. It is widely believed
that the best fit is the Lions. And if you're
gonna go in and you're gonna try to win the
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whole damn thing, and you think you're a contender and
you've got the cash that you've got, it would be
negligence if they haven't picked up the phone and inquired
about Trey Hendrickson. Aiden on one side, Hendrickson on the other,
you would have a dominant pass rush. You instantly with
that combination, assuming the offense finds its way with new
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offensive coordinator. All that, I get it. You could argue
that with that pass rush, you would have combine with
the playmakers you have at wide receiver, combined with Golf.
If he stays healthy, you are instantly among the best
bets to win the Super Bowl at least represent the
NFC in the Super Bowl. So what are you freaking
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waiting for?
Speaker 8 (24:50):
Now?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
There's no guarantee they'll trade him. There's a very good
possibility they don't trade him. That's quite possible. They'd be honestly,
they'd be stupid to trade him because they've gone an
All World quarterback. Their defense stinks like they're so bad defensively,
you're just gonna get rid of the best player you
have out there. That'd be stupid, but it'd be the Bengals.
It makes so much sense. What are we doing here?
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I think I speak for everybody. I don't care what
you have to give up. This isn't baseball, where you've
got hot prospects you want to keep because they're gonna
be your guys for ten years. You gotta give up
a first round pick. Give up a first round pick.
This guy is worth a first round pick. There's nobody
you're gonna draft next year in the first round that's
gonna be more impactful than Trey Hendrickson is this year.
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This guy gives you legitimate Super Bowl hopes. Make them
tell you no, Make them say no. I speak for
everybody in Detroit when I say call and do everything possible,
Offer everything possible to get Trey Hendrickson. Hutchinson Hendrickson opposite
side to the defensive line that's wrecking quarterbacks lives. What
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are we doing here? It's obvious if you want an
eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven
where where the Lions people today? You can also text
tell me I'm wrong. This isn't like baseball where you
can say, oh, well, we'll give up a couple of
hot prospects. I don't want to give up the future
to get you know, a huani os Warhez. I get
that there is no future you're giving up. The future
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is now, the window is now. You are still good.
You are you had the most wins you've ever had
a year ago. What are we doing? I want to
hear from Lions people today. It's freaking football season. Let's
go text the word Josh and your message to five
ninety five seven zero, whatever it takes, get him here.
Let's play for a damn super Bowl. Let's go. So
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here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna actually play a
game today. I'm gonna get you guys in right now.
Eight seven seven nine eight eight one oh six seven.
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I would do this if it were Biden or if
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Hey, you gotta mash up going two songs at once.
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Speaker 2 (29:33):
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So congratulations, Mike. I have no prize for you which
you passed. What we have done now is we have
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All Apologies and Master of Puppets at the same time.
We call it Master of Apologies or All Puppets. But
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All right, let's see here. We're going to play Rotten
approval ratings. How the game works. It's very simple. I'll
explain it once I get somebody on the phone. No
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bad ass to just give away. So here's what I
got for you. It's called Rotten approval ratings. And the
way the game works is, I will tell you Donald
Trump's approval rating. Mind you, I would say this for
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anybody who is president. This is just the approval rating.
He happens to be the president. Fifty four percent is
the number. I will then tell you a movie. You
have to tell me if it has a higher or
lower approval rating according to Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, wow, all right,
here we go. So if you get two out of three,
you will qualify for this awesome monument to Nlli gas grill,
(31:41):
six burners, pro Paine led side burner, thanks to our
friends at Rinaldi Sausage, and you'll get the fifty bucks
from Kroger. All right, here we go. The first one
is Rocky five, the fifth Rocky movie. Does it have
a higher or lower approval rating than Donald Trump's fifty
four percent?
Speaker 8 (32:00):
I'm gonna say higher.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
No, you'd be wrong. It is actually lower. It's thirty
one percent. A lot of people hate Rocky five. I'm
actually a fan of Rocky five, but a lot of
people tend to hate it. So here's where you stand now, Nora.
You've got to get the next two correct or you
miss out on the fifty dollars from Kroger and you
don't qualify for the grill. Grey big moment. Here, a
lot of pressure. Here we go. The second one is
(32:24):
Happy Gilmore two. A lot of people watch this movie
on Netflix a couple weeks ago it broke records. Does
it have a higher or lower approval rating than Donald
Trump's fifty four percent. I'm gonna be mad if I'm wrong,
but I'm absolutely going to say higher. It is one
hundred percent higher. It is sixty six percent of the
people like it. I thought it was a giant dud
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and terrible, but apparently other people liked it. Whatever. So
now you're one and one, Nora. If you get this right,
you will qualify to win this badass six burner pro
paying grill courtesy of our friends at Ronaldi Sausage, and
you'll get the fifty bucks to Kroger. All right, here
we go, Final one. The last one is Nightmare on
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Elm Street four, The dream Master. Is it higher or
lower than Donald Trump's fifty four percent? I'm gonna say lower. Yeah,
you got it day, Nora, forty three percent is actually
the number for that movie. So congratulations, you are qualified
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to win an incredible six burner pro paying gas grill
courtesy of our friends at Ronaldi Sausage. That's an eight
hundred dollars value and you just got fifty bucks to Kroger.
How about that?
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Oh my god, you guys just made this the best
terrific Tuesday ever.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Well, what radio station is sending you to Kroger and
maybe giving you a grill wheel? You bet you're ass
Thank you, Nora, one of six point seven Detroit's wheels.
Josh in a show tomorrow seven o'clock hour, you'll have
another chance to get qualified for that awesome monument grills
Denali's six burner pro pay gas grill. It's Grill's gone
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Wild thanks to our friends that Werenald the Sausage. We'll
do it again tomorrow. You'll get fifty bucks to Kroger,
just qualifying that rules. I missed the Girls Gone Wild
infomercials back in my preteen and teen days, Like you'd
watch that, just dream of watching it all the the
(34:25):
late night infomercials would have all like the little little
things up over the boobies, so you'd be like, God,
I got to see the actual boobies. Then you watch
documentaries about it, like twenty years later, and you're like, yeah,
that's kind of creepy. I probably shouldn't watch that. I'm
kind of glad I didn't, not that I wasn't doing
creepy stuff already. I mean, who wasn't doing creepy stuff
in the early two thousands in their mid teens. Who
(34:48):
wasn't in the chat room saying asl That goes back
to the dial up conversation of last week ASL age,
sex and location. You know what always happened with asl A.
Your s and your l were never true, your age
was false, your sex, well, your sex was true. Usually
(35:11):
what is sex any and location? You just make it
up and talk with chicks.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
I was.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
I was in there one day and like, I mean,
you're always claiming to be a lot older than you are,
you know, So I'd be in a chat with me
and my buddy would stand all hours of the night,
and the one computer in the room was the was
in the family room, like it was in a common area,
So you had to be very sneaky and like late
at night, you know, so we'd be in chat rooms
with like older chicks. We're like, we're twenty two and whatever,
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and like this person, probably a dude, probably some dudes,
sitting around like you know, in his underwear, pulling his pud,
you know, and you know, ASL, he's like twenty four
year old girl. You know, well, you know, one hundred
and ten pounds. D's all this kind of stuff. So
one day, me and my buddy are on it, you know,
(36:01):
typing around, you know, doing the whole shebang, you know,
and my dad wanders in. Now, my dad wears glasses,
but at night, he doesn't have his glasses on, so
he was walking around like mister magoo. You know, I
was stumbling around and like we're trying to hide everything,
like oh whatever, whatever. He walks up behind us and squints,
and he starts reading our texts about you know, the
(36:22):
text we've been putting in there, the chat we've been
doing with this this what we think is a hot
twenty something year old chick. We're like sixteen year old dudes.
We assume this person's a hot twenty something year old chick,
probably a fifty five year old Incel and my Dad squints,
and we're like, oh, my dad's gonna be super pissed.
This is no good.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
What do I do?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Dad squints, reads the screen and goes very tired, goes
ask her what colored pantis she's wearing. This is the
Josh in his show on one of six point seven.
WLLZ Troit Tweed. WLLZ draffic alcohol that's down to it's
the lowest in ninety years, fifty four percent. Now I've
(37:03):
gotten some text from people saying, hey, I drink and smoke.
A lot of people abandoned alcohol for smoking, smoking pot,
not cigarette. My whole neighborhood just smells like pot, so
I know they haven't given up there. When I lived
in Saint Louis, every neighborhood in the city smelled like pot,
(37:26):
you know how Like you hear stories of like, hey,
I was in like you know, little Italy or a
little you know, a little China or wherever like Chinatown,
and then you can just smell all the delicious foods.
Walk anywhere in the city of Saint Louis and it
smelled like pot and urine and despair. My god, I'm
glad to be in Detroit. It's a miracle, I really am.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Though.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
I love you guys, I mean that thank you. Coming
up a little bit later. You know, I love stories
about people getting scammed by fake celebrities. It's not nice
to revel the misfortunes of others. But when you're dumb
enough to get scammed by jelly roll quote unquote jelly roll,
(38:07):
then you might just be dumb and it was coming
your way anyway. So we'll get into that here in
a little bit. Coming up, sports, Trey Hendrickson is the
talk of the universe. Last night Bengals were on TV.
The broadcast talked a lot about Hendrickson. There's a possibility
he gets traded, and it should be here. We'll talk
about that. Jack Flaherty was great as well last night.
(38:30):
Tiger's playing great baseball were back. So we'll get into
all that, but first you must hear from skid Row.
Sports wise, how about them Tagers ten nothing over the
Astros last night, dominant, four homers, thirteen hits, eight Tigers
had hits one a night. But really there were two stories.
(38:51):
The two biggest stories from last night. One the return
of Alex Slang. People are jacked up about seeing Alex
come back. And you should be. It's the first time
we've seen Alex Lane since May of twenty twenty four.
He got emotional, big night for him, almost gave up
a run late, did not, bases were loaded, He got
himself into a mess, got himself out of a mess,
(39:13):
secured the shutout. Good good job, Alex. But the biggest
story and the one that could have the biggest impact
on whether or not the Tigers are legit contenders and
you believe they can win a playoff series and further
is Jack Flaherty. Jack Flaherty had his best outing of
the year. He was fantastic. Seven innings, three hits, nine strikeouts.
(39:38):
The seven innings a season high, the nine strikeouts ties
a season high, only one walk. And AJ tells us
when he knew it was gonna be a good night for.
Speaker 6 (39:46):
Jack started with that first inning. And even though he got,
you know, into some trouble. I saw a very calm,
collected guy in control of his outing.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Do that every time out, And I know that's easier
said than done. Do that every time out and you
got a chance. I mean, he was fantastic last night.
And who's gonna be the second guy to get the
ball right. You know it's gonna be Trek Skoogle. You
know Schooble's getting the ball game one in a big series,
You're gonna have time to set up your rotation because
it looks like you're gonna win the division. Now, we
were worried a week ago. Now it's you know, you're
(40:16):
you're eight and a half, nine games up. It's it's over.
You're going to win the division. Guardians did win, so
they're sticking around a little bit. But you're gonna win
the division, and you're gonna have time late in the
season to kind of map out what you need to
do with your pitching. Someone needs to take over that
number two spot. Someone needs to be the guy you
feel good giving the ball to. Morten's got playoff experience,
(40:39):
but he's got a five VRA. I doubt he's getting
the ball in Game two. Paddick is there to basically
eat innings like he did the other day. He's not
gonna be a factor. I wouldn't think miz Maybe Flairty
maybe those are your two realistic options for number two.
And Jack made a case last night. Now football wise,
Trey Hendrickson, maybe the Bengals are dumb enough to do
(41:03):
it because they're a mess. Also, speaking to the Bengals
last night, they did everything they could to get Joe
Burrow killed last night. There was no need for him
to be in as long as he was. He was
taking big shots last night. What are we doing, Zach Taylor?
I have a bold prediction. Zach Taylor will be the
first head coach fired this season in the NFL. Won't
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be Day Bowl with the Giants, won't be Mike McDaniel
with the Dolphins. Zach Taylor's gonna get whacked because that
team is no better than they were a year ago.
The Lion still stinks. Burrow's gonna run for his life.
The defense is still no good. Zach Taylor's gonna get
fired first in the season. That's number one, Number two, Lions.
You have a chance to win the Super Bowl with
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Trey Hendrickson. I don't care what it means for next year.
I don't care what it means for twenty twenty seven.
And I think I speak for the city and I
speak for fans of the Lions when I say they
don't care either. You compete for and even go to
a Super Bowl this year. People are gonna go nuts.
So what are we doing here? You've got to do
everything you can to make a move for Trey Hendrickson. Oh,
(42:08):
they want multiple impact players and draphics great. Give them
a first round pick, give them two first round picks.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
This is it.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
You have a chance to have Aiden on one side
and Trey Hendrickson, the league sack leader from last year
on the other side. Why is this a question? Make
them say no. If you give them a great offer
and they still say no, that's one thing. Give them
a great offer. Get the guy here, please, And I
think I speak for the masses. So if you agree,
(42:38):
please get in on the horn or get in on
the text. Text the word Josh and your message to
five nine five seven zero. It's a no brainer that
you have to offer something huge to get this guy.
You get him in. Your defense is locked up. You
got questions on offense with a new coordinator, but you
still believe in the offense even though we haven't seen
golf yet. Make it happen. What do we do and
(43:00):
at least make them say no. Also, Rob Manford, who's
the Commissioner of Baseball, suggested that expansion may be in
the future for the league. Because they may realign, and
if there's a realignment, there would be an expansion. Of course,
that's what we need. We need more baseball teams in
a league where like five teams have a legit shot
(43:21):
to win the World Series every year. Let's add another
team like Welcome in Nashville, like Great, more Pirates, more Marlins,
more A's Baseball's broken. They have no salary cap, no
salary floor, nothing. But let's add more teams so we
can watch more crappy baseball. That's the answer. I be
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getting text messages from people saying, oh, it's a pipe dream,
goheut and get Trey Henderson. It shouldn't be a pipe dream.
That's the part that bothers me. This is the window.
The time is now. You've got the offense. Presumably we're
assuming that the Lions offense is still gonna hum. We
don't know. We've heard bad reports until the split practices
(44:04):
with the or the joint practices with the Dolphins, and
we had heard nothing but bad. But then we started
hearing good things and domin roz Out making tons of
plays and dominating the practicing great. I'm not alone here
when I say that the Lions make the most sense
for Trey Hendrickson. If a trade happens now, the Bengals
may not trade him. They may decide to pay him
(44:24):
the money he wants. But you don't get him if
you don't ask and give them a legit offer. We
need to We need a movement, We need something to
rally behind. Trade for Trey. Get his ass here. Anybody
got like a mobile billboard I can borrow. Anybody got
(44:45):
like one of those mobile billboards that drives around in downtown.
Can I get a mobile billboard? And on that mobile
billboard it says, trade for Tray. Can I get the
marquee at the local historic movie theaters? Can I get
the McDonald's in town? Can I get at all the
places on their marquees? Trade for Trey. If you trade
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for Trey Hendrickson, you automatically become one A or one
being Super Bowl odds of the NFC. Automatically. That's the
thing that's wild, Like you see it and you can
visualize it. The Lions defensively have issues, particularly on the
defensive front. Now they're dealing with issues that it's like
(45:28):
a perfect storm. I'm not alone here. The texts are
pouring in for people, Yes, trade for Trey, trade for Trey.
But then I'm getting some people saying, well, that's you know,
you would keep dreaming maybe, but if you do this,
you are legitimately contending for the super Bowl. It's legit.
I need somebody with a billboard, somebody with a digital billboard,
(45:51):
somebody with a mobile billboard, somebody, anybody, If you know
anyone that has anything like that, give me a buzz
eight seven seven nine eight eight one six seven, or
you can text text the word Josh and your message
to five ninety five seven zero. We need this to
get attention. We need this movement to get attention. We
need people to recognize and we really most importantly need
(46:16):
the Lions to understand that this is what the city
wants and we demand it. That's what we need them
to see. Doesn't mean they'll listen, but we need to
show them that we are of the belief that Trey
Hendrickson changes the game for this organization. NFL sac leader.
Line him up on the other side of Aiden Hutchinson
and just kill the quarterback. Just kill them like this
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is where we are. We need this movement to grow,
We need this to grow legs, We need it to
grow steam. I gotta get program director Casey or somebody
involved on this. I need billboards, I need mobile billboards.
I need marquys at the movie theaters. I need McDonald's marquys.
I need the marquis at the local elementary schools. Trade
(47:00):
for Trey that gets you there. I need it. I
need it like I need air. And then I'm watching
the game last night. I'm watching the Bengals and the
Commander Skins last night, and that's all they're talking about.
And Troy Aikman says, you know what I mean. Really,
the Lions are a team that makes the most sense.
They're a great fit. Of course they are. Troy Aateman
(47:21):
sees it. Other people see it. Dummies like me on
the radio see it. Chimoke's out in Sterling Heights and
Lavonia and Royal Oak and Troy, we all see it.
What are we waiting for? Let's go.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
This is the Josh Ennis Show on one two six
point seven double WLLZ Detroit.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
See this story about Monica McNutt of ESPN. Monica mcnut's
a solid name. I think I'll start using that when
I do drag shows at McDonald's. But Monica McNutt is
a person that is on and oh, I want to
kill this bed hold. I don't like that. Let me
(48:03):
there again. There's a little bit. I'm only guys singing
when I'm trying to tell you a story. So anyway,
this Monica McNutt is on ESPN and she's interviewing Drewski,
who I think is a comedian. I don't even know
what Drewski does or why Drewski is famous. I guess
he's an online guy. But I see him everywhere, like
(48:25):
everywhere you go, Like you turn on the SP's, there's
Drew Ski. You turn on Late night TV, there's Drewsky.
You turn on ESPN, there's Drewski. Like everywhere you turn
is Drew Ski. And he's wearing a backward Barry Sanders jersey.
So it's a Sanders in the front the twenty. It's
obvious it's a Barry Sanders jersey because anybody in the
world who knows anything about sports at all. Your grandma
(48:48):
knows this that that's Barry Sanders, arguablyieve the greatest running
back to ever play the game. But apparently Monica McNutt
of ESPN did not know this all right.
Speaker 8 (48:58):
So the jersey's get into it because obviously this ties
to one Chador Sanders who balled out in his first no.
I'm sorry, that's high.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Come on as high as the Sanders there with me.
Speaker 8 (49:12):
But let's get into Shador because appropriate that you're also
a fan there, right, all.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Right, Now, there's an online debate that rage is on.
Many people, including you know, your Clay Travis and people
like that, are of the belief that Monica McNutt did
not know Barry Sanders at all and she thought Drewski
was legitimately wearing a Chadur Sanders jersey. There's another camp
(49:39):
that believes she was just mentioning Chadoor because Sanders is
on the jersey. She knew it was Barry Sanders, but
was using that as some sort of way to transition
into a Shaddur Sanders conversation. You'll be the judge, all right,
so the jersey.
Speaker 8 (49:54):
Let's get into him, because obviously this ties to one
Chaudor Sanders who balled.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Out in his first NOE. All right, so you be
the judge on that. If you want to text, text
the word Josh and your message to five nine five
seven zero, you can call as well, there are two
camps that she knew who Barry Sanders was but just
(50:20):
used it as a jumping off point to talk about Shador,
and the other can't believe she has no freaking clue
who Barry Sanders is. There is one opinion that I
think we would all agree on. If you do not
know the guy who is arguably the greatest running back
in the history of the NFL. If you do not
(50:40):
know who he is, your ass shouldn't be on ESPN.
You should be nowhere near a microphone talking about sports.
If you don't know arguably the greatest running back up,
but you tell me you listen to that audio. First
of all, it's just embarrassing that it's even a debate.
It's embarrassing that this is ESPN and it's even up
for debate that somebody on ESPN may not know who
(51:02):
Berry freakin Sanders is. My god, the fact that we're
even debating it. Text the word Josh in your message.
I want to get a pole going it a little
a freak jury here, yes or no? Okay? Text the
word Josh in your message to five nine five seven zero.
Do you believe that Monica McNutt knows who Barry Sanders is?
(51:25):
Yes or no? I need a freak jury here. Let's
go Text the word Josh and your message yes or
no to five nine five seven zero. Does Monica McNutt
know who Barry Sanders is. Let's see what the listeners think.
Text the word Josh and yes or no to five
nine five seven zero. Let's go one oh six point
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seven Detroit's Wheels g n R Josh. In a show,
Hi reading about how this new Sydney Sweeney movie was
a total bomb made like no money, which that really shocking.
I don't know that people are really into Sydney Sweeney
for her acting jobs. They're into her for her ample
(52:07):
bosom and her good genes. I also saw another Sydney
Cea Sweeney story that says Sidney Sweeney voted as the
top celebrity hall pass by men across the country, and
some surveyan who goes where these surveys come from, you
know that Sidney Sweeney is the top celebrity hall pass
(52:27):
I love the concept of celebrity hall passes. Is if
you'd have to ask your wife's permission to have sex
with Sidney Sweeney, and as if your wife had the
right to like stop you from doing it. But like,
let's just entertain this idea that you go up to
your wife and ask, like, Hey, in this random universe,
Sidney Sweeney of the Good Genes and ample Bosom wants
(52:50):
to have sex with me balding, borderline impotent, short, but
wants to have sex with me cool. I just want
your permission, but just know I still love you, But
Sidney Sweeney wants it. The idea that your wife would
say no would make her a horrible human, and I
would expect the same out of you. If your wife
(53:12):
approached you and was like, hey, I'd like to have
sex with George Clooney, he's offering, then you'd say, yes,
that's fine, but just make sure you come home and
we have dinner. I think that's fair. But like the
idea that you would even ask permission, Like I just
I love the idea of a celebrity hall pass, Like
a real life hall pass would be a discussion, right, like, hey,
which one of my friends would you let me as
(53:33):
blah blah blah, Like that's a legit discussion. But in
the highly fantasized universe of you know what celebrity would
you hook up with. It wouldn't have to be Sidney Sweeney.
He could be a to F list. It could be
a C list celebrity, someone bottom of a barrel, like
(53:53):
if the like and it goes both ways for you
like insert whatever low end feel email celebrity. You should
have the right to do that because it's a great
story and for her like it could be like bottom
of the barrel, like the current lead singer of Foreigner.
If the current lead singer of Foreigner went up to
your wife and wanted to hook up, I think you
(54:14):
gotta say yes. I don't make the rules, but I
follow them like it or not.
Speaker 1 (54:18):
This is the Josh in his show one of six
point seven w ellis all right?
Speaker 2 (54:25):
Everybody? Hello? Why keep looking at pictures of this grill
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It is a monument grills d Nali's six burner pro
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(54:50):
It's about an eight hundred dollars value. So your next
chance to qualify to win that bad boy and take
home fifty bucks from Kroger. That's coming up tomorrow morning
in the seven o'clock hours. So you want to be
listening then, So here's what we got. Lots of rock
and roll still, and I have to get to this
story about a dude that was scammed by who he
thought was jelly Roll. So we're gonna do that. Also,
(55:13):
based on the survey the freak jury we did via text,
ninety nine percent of you believed that Monica McNutt has
no clue who Barry Sanders is. So we've confirmed that.
Thank you for participating. What does it sound like when
a guy gets scammed by who he thinks is jelly Roll?
(55:33):
You'll find out here in just a few If it's
too loud, listen to the other guys. One on six
point seven WLZ, we are Detroit's wheels. I'm Josh, Hello friends,
Tiger speaking aloud. The thunder from the bats last night,
four homers, ten runs, thirteen hits, and oh, by the way,
(55:56):
Jack Flaherty looked like a stud. Let's see if that continues.
Playing good baseball one five of six looks like they're
gonna run away with the division again. Good. Now we
take you to Springfield, Ohio. Every state has a Springfield.
A gentleman was scammed by who he thought was Jelly Roll.
(56:18):
Now you know how I feel about this. I believe
that old people should be kept away from the Internet.
You should have to pass a test. But I'm also
not just against old people. I'm against young people. You
should have to pass a test when you're like sixteen.
You should have to pass a test when you're like
sixty five. The Internet's a dangerous place, and when you're
stooping and get scammed by celebrities. One thing will never
happen to me. I may end up getting scammed by,
(56:41):
you know, a bank or something something like a bank scam.
Something may hit me. I will never get scammed by
a fake celebrity. That is a promise, but that was
not the case for this gentleman in Springfield, Ohio.
Speaker 4 (56:54):
For some being able to interact with a celebrity is
often described as a dream. But there are people out
there looking to explore that dream as people are now
impersonating these celebrities, and one Springfield man says he was
a victim of one of their scams.
Speaker 2 (57:07):
Am doing this video to show you and the jelly
rowl is just fifty dollars applecar. Why don't you get
it the delivery man, I really thought it was jelly Roll.
Ronnie Flint lives in Springfield.
Speaker 4 (57:19):
He says he was going about his day when he
got a message on Facebook claiming to be a celebrity
that he happened to be a fan of.
Speaker 2 (57:26):
This is what they said, Jelly Rose Piver private page. Now,
mind you, this gentleman here believes that on Facebook he
got a private message or a message on Facebook from
jelly Roll. There's no reason for him to have gotten
(57:47):
a message from jelly Roll, but apparently he got a
message from jelly Roll. They said that I won fifty
thousand dollars in a brand new car. Now now, now,
if I heard that I had won fifty thousand of
a brand new car, my first question, actually I went
to ask a question, you know why, because I know
I didn't win fifty thousand dollars in a brand new car,
(58:07):
because there's no reason for jelly Roll to give me
fifty thousand dollars in a brand new car.
Speaker 4 (58:12):
That's when they send him a video of what appears
to be jelly Roll asking Flint to cover shipping to
get his prizes.
Speaker 2 (58:18):
Now that should have been another telltale. So you mean
to tell me that jelly Roll has enough money to
send you a car and fifty thousand dollars, but he
needs shipping and handling. He can't afford that.
Speaker 4 (58:39):
Flint was not convinced even after the page sent him
what they say is jelly Roll's official driver's license, but
the second video that they sent surprised him.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Ronny Flynn, I'm here to tell you that once you
get the twenty five dollars for acory, process will complete.
And then when they sent the second video where he
actually said my full name, that's what got me. Well,
friend again, people can fake videos. Never send anything to
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fake celebrities. Neil Diamond will never ask you for money.
That is what it says in the bio of Neil
Diamond's Instagram. Neil will never ask you for money, which
means somebody has sent money to Neil Diamond like bless
your hearts. And I think there's an arrogance that kind
(59:29):
of goes not in this case. This is like, hey,
you want a prize, whatever, But there's an arrogance that
goes along with people who get scammed. By fake celebrities
that claim to be in love with them. You never
see the people that think that Tom Selik is in
love with them on the internet. You ever see the
people who think Keanu Reeves is in love with them
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on the internet. They have a look and they're arrogant. Becau,
I got a message today and like, let's say, Sidney
Sweeney or whatever chick you think is super hot slides
into your messages. There's no reason for her to be there.
But she's like, Hey, I'm in love with you. You know,
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I really want this to work out, but for us
to be together, you need to send me one thousand
dollars in Amazon gift cards. I'd be a little suspicious
and I would think my first thought would be, why
would Sidney Sweeney be in love with me? But these
people don't ask themselves that. They just assume that now, yeah,
Sidney Sweeney in love with me. Cool. To get scammed
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by a celebrity, you have to be equal parts dumb
and equal parts arrogant. That's not to say that all scams, Like,
there are some scams that I can see where you
can be fooled, Like if a bank calls your phone
and you think it's your bank, Like you answer it
and you're worried because they say someone stolen your my Like,
that's one thing. But Danny Bonaducci does not want to
have sex with you. Danny Bonnaducci will not be sending
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you messages to your DM wanting to hook up or
being in love with you. That will not happen. Don't
believe it. Apparently this guy was out like seventy bucks,
so he got a lesser of the scams. But still,
all right, it's the Joshennis Show and it's Blur now
on wheels.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Right.
Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
They were kind of in that rebirth of the British
invasion in the mid nineties, and Blur could have should
have would have been Oasis. I said that to somebody
the other day and they're like, well, why weren't they,
And I'm like, great question. I don't know, because Oasis
was better. Maybe that's the answer.
Speaker 5 (01:01:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
So last night I was watching the game. I was
watching the Bengals take on the Commander Skins, and I
made the decision that Zach Taylor, who was the head
coach of the Bengals, is going to be fired first.
Now there are betting nods for which coach is going
to be fired first this NFL season, and Brian Dabole,
the coach of the Giants, is plus four hundred. I
think he is going to be fired, and I think
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it's very poss he gets fired in the middle of
the season, but I don't believe he's going to be first.
The lowest odds on this are Zach Taylor. He's plus
nine hundred. That means you've bet one hundred dollars to
win nine hundred dollars. Day bol is one hundred dollars
to win four hundred. Day Bowl is the most likely
to get fired during the season, followed by Mike McDaniel,
Shane Steiken, Kevin Stefanski, Dave Canally's, Jonathan Gannon, and Zach Taylor.
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Watching last night, it was almost like they wanted Joe
Burrow to die. I'm not against playing in the preseason
like I think people overreact to that because as we've
seen we've seen it here. Dudes can get hurt in
practice just like they can get hurt in a preseason game.
What's the difference between practicing and playing in the preseason.
You got to get loose, you got to get in shape,
and sometimes things happen, people get hurt, but you try
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to minimize that risk. It felt like Zach Taylor was
out there like, you know what, I need Joe Burrow
to die today. The man was running for his life.
Their offensive line stinks, at least it looks like it
still does, and their defense looks like it still stinks,
and maybe Trey Hendrickson won't be there. They are going
to be awful, and there's a chance they could end
up somewhere in the neighborhood of one and three, one
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and four again to start the year. Now, they could
also be three and one. That's the way their schedule
works out. They could be, but it's very realistic they're
one and three and if they start one and three,
one and four again, they're going to fire the coach.
So if you're looking for a kind of a discounted play,
there where you think you might have a chance to
make a couple of bucks of value play, not a
discounted play, a value play. If you're looking for a
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value play, Zach Taylor at plus nine hundred feels like
a solid bed because he's getting his ass whacked this year.
Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
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